"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

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What is a Freeman-on-the-land? Well, it isn't someone who remains outside the law. No-one is outside the law, so this is not a proposition for anarchy.

But - it all depends on what is meant by 'law'.

And that's the catch. What you have grown up to assume is 'the law' is not, in point of fact, the law.

That's The Grand Deception. Hitler was right: "If the lie is big enough, the People will fall for it".

Once you know the deception, and what the law actually is, you'll realise how the wool has been firmly and deliberately pulled over your eyes, your parent's eyes, and those of everyone you know.

You will realise that, while you do not cause harm or loss to another, while you never breach the peace, and never employ any mischief in your promises & agreements, you SHOULD (by Rights) never, ever, end up in court - whatever else you may do. And that, if you do end up in Court, you can stand on your Rights to get any case withdrawn, BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS! Start reading, and take control of your life, because the real Truth can, indeed, set you free.

http://www.fmotl.com/

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link

i may have noted that i may have dealt with the hibernian version of these thuggish cunts professionally bytimes

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

are they the millenial version of yerman who used to make CITIZEN'S ARRESTS only writ large due to internet societal cloggery

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

woah i just watched that entire thing and it changed my life

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

part conspiracy theory, part semi-literacy, part sad bastards with too much time on their hands

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

"You will realise that, while you do not cause harm or loss to another, while you never breach the peace, and never employ any mischief in your promises & agreements, you SHOULD (by Rights) never, ever, end up in court "

Just tried to apply this axiom to whether or not it's ok for me to eat the ham and cheese sandwich I've prepared for myself on returning from the boozer, level of recursive thought involved in spangling my brain

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

woah i just watched that entire thing and it changed my life

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in a new york minute, everything can change

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

What is Common Law?
It's the "law-of-the-land". And the Grand Deception starts when you do not realise the implications of the apparently insignificant word "land". And the very real difference between "the land" and "the sea". There is "law-of-the-sea". It's sometimes called Maritime Law. Or Admiralty Law, and so on. Other terms, meaning the same thing, are Civil Law, Commerce Law, Fleet Law, etc. Statutes are the "law-of-the-sea" and, if you committed the (apparent) violation on dry land, then you are only subject to the law-of-the-land. And the only "law-of-the-land" is Common Law. Statutes, passed by any Parliament, are the "law-of-the-sea"

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

no joeks lads but the freemen of the land would soon get their arses felt if they ever tried any of their fast talk with the freemen of the sea

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

i'm a bit bemused as to why these dudes feel that having number plates on your car and buying a TV licence are the two greatest instances of state oppression in history

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

*is spangling my brain, xxpost to myself, ffs

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

because one can be used to trace your parking tickets and you have to pay the other

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

"Actually I'm very, very, rich. Because I have a lot of good friends - both local and cyber. And that's all I need, and will ever need."

This particular line of reasoning otm, refusing to read further for fear of spoiling it all

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

some of the videos make it look like the police are being alerted to the existence of these eejits now

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link

the first time i ever came across this phenofreemenon was regarding a parking ticket, dotty aul wan owned a crumbling mansion north roscommon way (great aul anglo/anglish country, that, all dotty as fuck) and she challenged me over the course of 15 scribbled pages to prove that she was a person and really there's nothing in the manual about that tbh

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link

obv when i made my move into the great new excitement of property taxes in 2012 i recognised their workings immediately

the best lark is the stickers that, affixed to any notification/demand of payment, LEGALLY RENDER THEM NULL AND VOID

these genius little beauties basically say "nothing to do with me guv"

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

'Lawful' is what it is all about. 'Lawful' .vs. 'unlawful'. Do not get trapped into discussing 'legal'/'illegal'.

finest minds of our generation

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

ime they're still a huge improvement on the cult that sign their names with a big angel graphic

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

if i to guess which way the property developers went after the fall it's prob 30 legal route to freedom/40 freemen/30 angel cult

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

16. "I feel 'guilty', because I owe the money". No, you don't owe a damn thing! When taking out the loan, you were 'loaned' back what was yours in the first place. You created the 'money' when you signed the Loan or Credit Application. By doing so, YOU gave THEM a Negotiable Instrument called 'the money'. They cashed this in(*), and then used that to loan you back your own money. You don't owe a damn thing! THEY owe YOU - an apology at the very least - for applying this confidence trick on you - AND FOR CHASING YOU FOR SOMETHING YOU ALREADY GAVE THEM.

(* Actually they just could have walked away with your cash. But they didn't, because they are greedy, greedy, greedy, greedy. They knew they could get you to pay everything back, and also to pay them INTEREST on top of that. Thus they had already been paid in full ONCE when they cashed in on your money, took a risk by offering it back to you, and reckoned on being paid TWICE OR EVEN MORE via the 'interest'. Are you just beginning to feel slightly less sympathetic? If not, I don't know what else to say.

"Can this really be true?" Answer: Yes, because there is no other way. Banks are not allowed (by LAW) to lend Depositor's money (which is held by them 'in trust'). Loan Companies and Credit Card Companies (etc.) have no Deposit Money in the first place! Do they? So how else could they do it, then?)

now i like to think of myself as a literate, tolerably intelligent bloke but

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

by all means bring other comedy cults into the party, i was not aware of this angel stuff

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

The FBI considers "sovereign citizen extremists" to be part of a domestic terrorist movement

cogent approach this imo

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link

Angry at you for sending me down a youtube rabbit hole when I really should be going to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdY6EYzhT2I

including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link

suggest me a site i can draw a graphic online and post it and i'll show you- nothing coming up on google

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

Elizabeth Watson, aka Elizabeth of the Watson Family, who came to public attention in 2011 as a self-styled legal adviser in the Victoria Haigh child custody case, was given a nine-month suspended sentence for contempt of court. She had written "no contract" on court documents, denied the lawful authority of the proceedings, and used the "of the ..... family" format when referring to Ms Haigh and herself. (The custody case had concerned false allegations that the child's father was a paedophile.)[3]
Mark Bond, aka Mark of the Family Bond, a Norfolk, England odd-job man, was arrested in 2010 for non-payment of council tax, despite handing police a "notice of intent" stating that he was no longer a UK citizen. He told police that the notice had already been delivered to the Queen and the prime minister. He told the local paper: "Today I asked the judge to walk into the court under common law and not commercial law. If I had entered under commercial law it would prove that I accepted its law. I was denied my rights to go in there." He was sentenced to three months custody, suspended on condition that he pay off the debt at £20 a week.[4]
Bobby Sludds, appeared in court in County Wexford in Ireland charged with various motoring offences including two counts of no insurance. Before the police began to give evidence, the accused handed in a letter stating he was not Mr Sludds but Bobby of the family Sludds and questioning the use of the word 'person' in the charge. He was given two suspended sentences and a fine of €670. (He had 24 previous convictions for motoring offences.)[5]
Wilfred Keith Thompson and two others were arrested by police in Guelph, Ontario (Canada), charged with break, enter and theft as well as firearms offences. Thompson had previously made headlines for informing City Hall, local police, Guelph MP Frank Valeriote, Prime Minister Stephen Harper and other officials he is "an autonomous being not controlled by others". One of his co-defendants, Trevor “Red” De Block, refused to identify himself to the court, though it was said that his criminal mug shot, computer records, tattoos and other information confirmed his identity. "I object," De Block said, adding that he was not the "rightful owner" of his name, but refusing to clarify or participate in legal proceedings. "I don’t bow down to bail [sic] . . . to false gods," he said, and rejected assistance from the appointed lawyer. Thompson and De Block were denied bail.[6]
Dean Marshall, of Preston, East Riding of Yorkshire, England, was taken to court after he was found to be growing 26 cannabis plants in his garden shed. Claiming he was a Freeman on the Land and therefore not guilty, he then attempted to call up Queen Elizabeth II and David Cameron as his witnesses, although he was told that neither were available to attend. A jury at Hull Crown Court dismissed his claims and convicted him of conspiracy to produce cannabis for which he was given a 12-month prison sentence, suspended for two years, and was ordered to carry out 150 hours of unpaid work. [7]
Doug Jones, of Pembroke Dock, Wales, spent 22 days in prison after refusing to take a breath test. Jones questioned the authority and jurisdiction of the court, asking to see the judge's 'Oath of Office' which resulted in a sentence of fourteen days for contempt of court. He was sentenced to a further seven days after failing to attend a second hearing, but pleaded guilty to the original charges, receiving an endorsement on his driving license. His interest in the Freemen on the Land movement started after watching documentaries on conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 and 7/7 bombings. His solicitor, Phillipa Ashworth, stated “On this occasion, in hindsight he appreciates it was not the time to test out philosophical theories behind this approach to life, and in hindsight it isn’t something he would do again.”[8]
Gavin Kaylhem, of Grimsby, England, wilfully refused to pay his council tax debts of £1,268.54 accrued between 2001 and 2008 and was sentenced to 30 days imprisonment. He had claimed that he was a "Freeman" and thus had no contractual duty under Common Law to pay. He refused to co-operate with magistrates' questions.[9]

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link

Oh yeah

ownership of the name

if we wrote out to these lads they sent us back in a charge of one pound of gold for use of their name, which they owned the rights to

great bunch of lads, tho. gave us many's the laugh, and never sent us dog shit or whatever

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

Dennis Larry Meads of Edmonton, Alberta, stormed out of a Court of Queen's Bench hearing on June 8, 2012, related to his divorce and matrimonial property case. In response, Associate Chief Justice John D. Rooke wrote a lengthy and comprehensive 185-page judgment rejecting various freemen claims, grouping them with other pseudolegal arguments as "Organized Pseudolegal Commercial Arguments" (OPCA), specifically, in this case, Meads' Freeman on the Land claims, arguments and documents,[11] saying that:
The bluntly idiotic substance of Mr. Mead’s argument explains the unnecessarily complicated manner in which it was presented. OPCA arguments are never sold to their customers as simple ideas, but instead are byzantine schemes which more closely resemble the plot of a dark fantasy novel than anything else. Latin maxims and powerful sounding language are often used. Documents are often ornamented with many strange marking and seals. Litigants engage in peculiar, ritual‑like in court conduct. All these features appear necessary for gurus to market OPCA schemes to their often desperate, ill‑informed, mentally disturbed, or legally abusive customers. This is crucial to understand the non-substance of any OPCA concept or strategy. The story and process of a OPCA scheme is not intended to impress or convince the Courts, but rather to impress the guru’s customer.[10] [emphasis in original]

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

thats the stuff judge

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

i am sort of mildly amused by them but mostly they are too stupid and po-faced to be delightful

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodolphus_Allen_Family_Private_Trust

oh yeah i've dealt with these guys you'll want to read this

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

that lad from Preston in East Yorks, i wonder if he is one of the guys in that first vid i posted which also comes from round our way

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link

i'm kind of amused how at some point (usually fairly early) in these shenanigans the police or court officials don't even bother explaining why the freeman is so wrong, they just bust out the handcuffs and violence inherent in the system

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

soref on the money tho i shd save this nonsense for tomorrow

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

tbf a powerful challenge to the very heart of the ruling system must be smacked down before the ring of truth be heard from every rooftop (repossessed)

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

If you think creating a Notice of Understanding and Intent and Claim of Right is the hard bit, then think again. You've only just begun, to quote a '60s song by The Carpenters.

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

riddled with inaccuracies, like i thought

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgnpb1XmW4

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

I was looking at the youtube channel of one of these people he was on the crystal maze in the 90s, he has videos of him and his team in the pub with Richard O'Brien:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvSVKWwsInA

including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link

Oh wow, he was on the team that only won one crystal! I remember this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LgOPl4the4

including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link

http://www.awakeradio.co.uk/

lots of conspiracy stuff i find really boring but i love this sort of shit

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link

when i say "love it" i don't mean like "i love crazy anti-semites" just i am entertained

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link

I'm so excited that you have these people too! I thought it was an American peculiarity.

he then attempted to call up Queen Elizabeth II and David Cameron as his witnesses, although he was told that neither were available to attend.

l. ol. ol. ol.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

i didn't realise at first that they originated in the US, the legal mumbo jumbo sounds like it wd be very nation-specific, but then i found out of course internet quackery mutates quickly enough

i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm a U.S. criminal defense lawyer, and I represented one of these guys. It was a hoot. He simply refused to accept reality as it solidified around him. Nice enough fellow, but batty as all get out.

J, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

From the OP:

Once you know the deception, and what the law actually is, you'll realise how the wool has been firmly and deliberately pulled over your eyes, your parent's eyes, and those of everyone you know.

Um, "everyone you know" is a pretty good definition of the society you live in, and coming up with a definition of "the law" that is at odds with the entire society you live in is as good a way as any to bring the judgment of that society down on your head. The law isn't some magic incantation known to the few, like Mephistopheles summoning the devil, and when you learn it you can command it to do your bidding.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link

Now see that's where you're wrong. All you have to do is refer to yourself in all caps and you can redeem your true self back from the government. That'll show 'em.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

correction: Faust summoning Mephistopheles

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link

clarification: correcting myself, that is

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

Good stuff:

Some people have decided they will not surrender their fingerprints - it's none of their business, they say. Some have been successful in making this stand and have not been harmed. Others have been beat up for refusing. One of our citizens shared this story of refusing to give his fingerprints:

"We're taking your prints."

"Oh no you're not, they're my property."

Then four big troopers were brought in and this poor fellow, who is only about 5' 7" tall and weighs about 130 pounds, was thrown to the ground and all four of them began beating on him. To defend himself, he rolled up into a ball. He pulled in as hard as possible while these guys kicked him. Finally he cried out, "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do."

http://goingtojail.embassyofheaven.com/

famous for hits! (seandalai), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

Our greatest conflict has been with State driver and vehicle licensing. We have spent many years perfecting our Church documents so that we will not be a stumbling stone to the world. We would like the world to receive us, but we will not compromise our Heavenly citizenship and ambassadorial status.

Today, many police officers have recognized our Church traveling documents. Some have seen the Heaven plates on our vehicles and have said they will never cite us. We have ambassadors who travel from State to State preaching Heaven's message in Church vehicles. When they stop at State border inspection points, the officers might notice the Heaven plates, but they flag us on through. Ambassadors have even gone into Mexico and back. There's been three border patrol officers studying the front plate and two on the back, wondering how these Heaven plates could be, yet they flag us on through. They apparently recognize the Church as having been sent by God.

Every once in awhile we end up with a community that will not accept one of our ambassadors. They see him traveling in a Church vehicle and they cite him or throw him in jail.53 Luke 21:12-13 "But before all these things, they will lay their hands on you and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues and prisons, and you will be brought before kings and rulers for My name's sake. But it will turn out for you as an occasion for testimony." They may stack the charges on thick and turn the furnace up seven times hotter. This gives us an opportunity to testify of another authority, one called Jesus. The city officials may get jealous, but as they practice their wickedness, eyes are opened to the light. We are grateful for the conversions made as we humbly suffer in their courtrooms and jails.

famous for hits! (seandalai), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:31 (ten years ago) link

Sure is a shame for being persecuted for merely vomiting your incoherent message all over an unmasking public.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link

...they will lay their hands on you and persecute you, delivering you up to the... prisons

To their way of thinking, god promised them they'd go to prison for doing this shit. Then they do it and sure enough they are put in jail. Therefore, it confirms that their god is indeed a powerful god, who knows what's what, and the Bible is OMG ALL TRUE!!

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

and they'll know we are Christians...by our guns

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNhsRjsw4Yc&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL5BED8DBAD7C515EF

conclusive evidence that if you talk bollocks in a magistrate's court you are outside of the law

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iWCCBhDZlc

cycling vigilantes, this is a new one

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:07 (ten years ago) link

This is amusing and frightening that it's somehow become more prevalent than just America

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link

i love the way they backslap each other on these videos showing how the police are powerless to deal with them but i desperately want to see the bits they haven't filmed where they get a proper kicking

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xuv_AOC1nQ&feature=c4-overview&list=UUE28F7WMG2mqpbLokfIKsJg

seriously this guy is wonderful tho, he appears to go round on his bike looking for drivers to have a fight with

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzjv20sC5CY

yay, Canada bringing the FREEDOM

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yqBD8i07E

tbh winding up rozzers is fairly lol

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:28 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkM3Hc9Opxg

full on donnybrook, no idea what it's about tbh, lot of shouting about oaths and unlawfulness

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:35 (ten years ago) link

Hitler was right:

Could have stopped there tbh

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link

Not had a chance to look at vids cos I cant play them on this phone.
So may be missing ones talking about Irish alternative scene. I know that this Freeman thing was becoming popular a couple of years back. I heard of a few instances when I was on the Solidarity Camp. I also know that some people were aware of its origins and were trying to enlighten those interested in following the creed to its folly. So I'm surprised it retains popularity since I thought people had copped onto its flaws.
Otoh you can see why it would be attractive if it did work. Autonomy and self-responsibility are very attractive traits. Creeds adopted from right-wing Xian separatists shouldn't be. Unfortunately there is a major overlap.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link

i'm as sympathetic to anarchist politics as the next layabout but really if you want to devolve from the State you don't need a pseudo-legal fairy tale to justify it

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link

And doing it cos you owes phat cash is a cunts yarn

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:10 (ten years ago) link

^^^

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

again i am sympathetic to fucking with banks but

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

Guelph MP Frank Valeriote

Incidentally what's this? You have Ghibellines as well in Canada?

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

Some of these clowns tried to glom on to the Occupy movement(s) iirc.

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

Wd like to see a sentencing judge use the formula You're not a freeman of the land, you're a very naughty boy.

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

Specially if its a woman defendant lol

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

there's a broader truther/Icke-y/homeopath movement that's always intersected with radical activism

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

The cancer curers are the most saddening/maddening

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7V0GtUpsck

taking a brave stand against a cathedral raising money for hospices.

including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

this guy is a real piece of work huh?

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agD3TNYHyDQ

things take a pretty bleak turn

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

which leads us to this

http://www.cpexposed.com/

Common Purpose is a political charity using Behavioural Modification

Common Purpose (CP) is a Charity, based in Great Britain, which creates ‘Future Leaders’ of society. CP selects individuals and ‘trains’ them to learn how society works, who 'pulls the levers of power' and how CP ‘graduates’ can use this knowledge to lead 'Outside Authority’.

Children, teenagers and adults have their prejudices removed. Graduates are ‘empowered’ to become ‘Leaders’ and work in ‘partnership’ with other CP graduates. CP claims to have trained some 30,000 adult graduates in UK and changed the lives of some 80,000 people, including schoolchildren and young people.

But evidence shows that Common Purpose is rather more than a Charity ‘empowering' people and communities’. In fact, CP is an elitest pro-EU political organisation helping to replace democracy in UK, and worldwide, with CP chosen ‘elite’ leaders. In truth, their hidden networks and political objectives are undermining and destroying our democratic society and are threatening ‘free will’ in adults, teenagers and children. Their work is funded by public money and big business, including international banks.

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

max has written some good stuff on these guys iirc

creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

i have seen soooo many Guy Fawkes avatars in the last 24 hours

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

she challenged me over the course of 15 scribbled pages to prove that she was a person

Touch of the Myles na Gopaleens about that story

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

He made up less than youd think i guess, as i do myself

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

fondly remember some of the letters i got back when i worked for the Inland Rev, especially one that made repeated reference to THE TRIALS by FRANK KAFFER

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

max has written some good stuff on these guys iirc

― creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, November 27, 2013 3:41 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the american ones i mean

creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

i found a piece by max about illuminati nuts, not the Freemen yet tho

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

i say this like that isn't 2 largely overlapping sets

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

yeah, if anyone has a link to max writing about these guys, i'd love to read it.

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

this one's sort of related: http://gawker.com/5729241/why-was-jared-loughner-obsessed-with-grammar

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

love these guys. ive never written any at length about them tho

max, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

Are these ppl actually mildly mentally retarded or something? Their logic is so selective and tenuous as to be non-existent. Their understanding of common law is thoroughly defective and unhistorical enough as to render their judgment essentially null.

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link

I wonder what their wergild is?

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

They tend to be ppl for whom chancing it has worked thus far ime, or else ppl who feel that everyone else is chancing it and theye been left out (ime this is down to a total lack of appreciation for how societal rules actually operate)

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

in the vids i've posted some of the guys seem to be hippie/anarchist types, some of them are obv as darragh describes, some of them strike me as being a bit neurodiverse

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

I wish these guys would get into D&D or Pathfinder or something for a more productive channeling of their energies and need for explicit rules and structure written out in manual form

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

this thread has presented me with a variety of british accents I never knew existed

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

my favorite british accent is from ulster.

ian, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

how many people got killed by people into the 'freeman' movement ?

Sébastien, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

the Anti-Defamation League published a report that described the so-called “sovereign citizen movement” as “one of the most problematic domestic extremist movements in the United States,” attracting mostly middle-aged or older men who are financially stressed, angry at government regulation or who want “something for nothing.”

The report cited the 2010 shooting deaths of two West Memphis, Ark., police officers during a traffic stop. The suspects, a father and son who were later killed in a shootout with police, belonged to the sovereign citizen movement.

2 at least.

Sébastien, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

It seems sorta like morgellons to me.

how's life, Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

my favorite british accent is from ulster.

Brits out

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_West_Memphis_police_shootings#Background

The day after the shootings, Arkansas State Police identified the suspects as 45-year-old Jerry R. Kane Jr. and his 16-year-old son Joseph T. Kane. Jerry Kane had expressed sentiment against federal and local government online, and was accused of doing the same in person. Kane served three days in jail near Carrizozo, New Mexico for driving without a license and concealing his identity. He posted a $1,500 bond. After that incident, he complained of a "Nazi checkpoint".[citation needed]

Based on a 2004 conversation with Jerry Kane, Clark County Sheriff Gene Kelly expressed concern that Kane would be dangerous toward law enforcement. According to Kelly, Kane had complained about being "enslaved" by a judge who had sentenced him to serve six days of community service for driving with an expired license plate and no seat belt.[citation needed]
Insurance analyst J. J. MacNab observed that Kane ran a debt evasion business.[6] Jerry Kane also posted $10,000 bond (which a judge later ordered forfeited) on charges of forgery and attempted grand theft of a motor vehicle filed in Miamisburg, Ohio. Although Kane was arrested in New Mexico, he was never extradited to Ohio


seems they were quite into that lifestyle and their crazy believes triggered the incident.

Sébastien, Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

operation endearing freeman

am0n, Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

i wonder if the shootings have informed this heavy emphasis the UK guys place on being peacable, or if it's just that the UK guys have nothing to defend themselves with if the cops decide to break out the batons

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link

Kane had complained about being "enslaved" by a judge who had sentenced him to serve six days of community service for driving with an expired license plate and no seat belt.

it's always petty shit that drives these people nuts.

what a horrible story. i hope that son can break free of his dad's influence in whatever is left of his life.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link

What's a debt evasion business? Teaching people to evade their debts? And then mailing them a bill afterwards and hoping they didn't learn too much?

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 1 December 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link

i'm shocked that this shit has made it over to the UK -- i thought that this was 100% American crackpottery that wouldn't translate to any other culture.

spread to fuck the fruit (Eisbaer), Sunday, 1 December 2013 05:23 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, we should get royalties.

how's life, Sunday, 1 December 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

it's as if the impulse to making up bullshit "historical" reasons to justify your personal selfishness was universal

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Sunday, 1 December 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link

Never underestimate the capacity of cretinous British ppl to copy American stuff verbatim off the internet and ignoring whether it is remotely applicable to their own context- like when British racists copy n paste whinges about being asked to press 1 for English or 2 for Spanish

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 December 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

and to ignore

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 December 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/24/us/citizens-without-a-country-wage-battle-with-liens.html?_r=0

But as Sheriff Stanek soon learned, the liens, legal claims on property to secure the payment of a debt, were just the earliest salvos in a war of paper, waged by a couple who had lost their home to foreclosure in 2009 — a tactic that, with the spread of an anti-government ideology known as the “sovereign citizen” movement, is being employed more frequently as a way to retaliate against perceived injustices.

Over the next three years, the couple, Thomas and Lisa Eilertson, filed more than $250 billion in liens, demands for compensatory damages and other claims against more than a dozen people, including the sheriff, county attorneys, the Hennepin County registrar of titles and other court officials.

“It affects your credit rating, it affected my wife, it affected my children,” Sheriff Stanek said of the liens. “We spent countless hours trying to undo it.”

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 December 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

lol fuck that sherrif.

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 December 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Real England tbh but

first rule of franco club (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link

I'm assuming the bailiffs went away, came back with the correct paperwork, and took this guy's house.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

lol the end when they tell the attendant police "you're gonna be heroes online".

oppet, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Live free, then die.

WmC, Friday, 28 March 2014 14:37 (ten years ago) link

did they take his gun from his cold, dead hand?

invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link

So many good quotes, I can barely choose.

“He was approaching the law from what he thought was a studious basis,” said Middleburg Heights Prosecutor Peter Hull. “He seemed to have a real sense that an injustice was being done [to him].”

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

And Middleburg Heights isn't some back-country cowtown, it's a decent sized Cleveland suburb just east of where I went to college.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link

Commenter OTM:

Artor • 36 minutes ago
Huh. If he thought he was not governed by the laws of the US, why did he think his 2nd & 14th Amendment rights were violated? This is the funny part of the Sovereign Citizen movement. They think the law doesn't apply, but that there is somehow a loophole in the law that lets them avoid it. Which is it? Does the law not apply, or does the law provide a way to weasel out of it? You can't pick both options, but it takes two brain cells to rub together to be able to realize that.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Welllll, sort of. I don't know about this guy but he could simultaneously believe that he wasn't bound by US law but that local officials who weren't in on the secret parallel shadow government should still treat him according to its tenets.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

Artor with the classic "as a rational person let me tell you how irrational your beliefs are" gambit

invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link

The common law largely springs from royal decrees and even if you adopt the modern idea of sovereignty as stemming from the crown in parliament, the obvious assumption is that no individual is sovereign, not even the monarch.

già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFE7qpFq-G4

copper in this one is quite sweet

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 April 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

when you see it in action like that, it's p close to str8 evil isnt it

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 April 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link

evil plus boneheaded, the deadliest combination

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 April 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link

this seems like some extreme kind of psychosis in action, doesn't it?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Monday, 28 April 2014 08:15 (nine years ago) link

in a way, so do most non-mainstream worldviews/conspiracy theories? i guess this is the bit that i find interesting about them - a creative elaboration of how the world is based on the same evidence that others draw more mundane conclusions from. problem with the Freemen iteration is that in the end their worldview is very stilted, repetitive, uncreative.

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 April 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

"Sovereign Citizen" arrested for shooting a Bureau of Land Management ranger claims he's an "Attorney General of the United States":

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/blm-shooting-suspect-statutory-attorney-general

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Under 18 U.S.C. Section 6, I am an agency of the United States.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JvrN-SrPXug/UJdOM7qKhhI/AAAAAAAAT5A/XgCtXYfVsg0/s1600/outoftheloopcd3.jpg

how's life, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Earlier this month, one of them opened fire on a courthouse in Georgia, hit a cop, and that was that for the dude.

http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2014/06/06/sovereign-citizen-is-suspected-in-georgia-courthouse-shooting/

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

otm

houllier than thou (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

the system works!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

Apparently, it will be easier to die in a blaze of courthouse glory when Georgia's new concealed carry law kicks in. Meanwhile, US State Dept. advices those who want to renounce citizenship:http://travel.state.gov/content/travel/english/legal-considerations/us-citizenship-laws-policies/renunciation-of-citizenship-right-of-residence.html

dow, Thursday, 19 June 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

Of course, that's the legal not the Lawful way (to Hell).

dow, Thursday, 19 June 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link

Oh, and as recounted in the original biography of John Nash, A Beautiful Mind (the book is so much richer and more worthwhile than the movie---no Imaginary Friends and Enemies, for a start), he's inspired by a guy who sought to renounce Cold War American citizenship and become the first Citizen of the World. So Nash, schizzed-out, goes to Europe, attempting to follow in the footsteps of his hero (who deserves his own book; blanking on the guy's name, else I'd look him up right now).

dow, Thursday, 19 June 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Davis

this guy?

Kevin from Blechgium (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 June 2014 06:23 (nine years ago) link

suggest me a site i can draw a graphic online and post it and i'll show you- nothing coming up on google

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:29 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://sketchtoy.com/

?

how's life, Thursday, 19 June 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

i feel like the "freeman" folk are like poststructuralists who don't really dare to accept the logic of their own worldview

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 19 June 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

stop trying to assign smart words to such bafflingly dumb people

it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Thursday, 19 June 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link

also don't use sovereign citizens as just another pretext to shit on your academic bugbears

j., Thursday, 19 June 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

pretext i barely even discourse

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea what you mean! i meant no slam on poststructuralists, who i have learned a lot from. do either of you have any idea what my academic background or interests are to be so confident in knowing my "academic bugbears"?

in short, i think you're reading way too much into it.

i'm just saying, the freemen seem to be motivated in part by some sudden revelation that there is no absolute foundation to government. which is an interesting and useful revelation to have. their reaction is to assert its illegitimacy, rather than a general recognition that governments and other entities acquire and maintain credibility and authority (and thus consent to use force, etc.) in complex and shifting ways.

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

xpost

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

also i don't think the smart/dumb binary is very useful here.

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

its a useful bedrock to keep in mind ime

houllier than thou (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah, but i think the relevant point is that these people are deluded, not necessarily that they are dumb (even if some/many of them are, by whatever measure).

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

choosing to be dumb, at whatever remove from yr 'intelligence', becomes yr de facto level of dumbness

houllier than thou (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

obliged hl
http://sketchtoy.com/61736401

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 June 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link

is it the World Cup?

Kevin from Blechgium (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 June 2014 09:09 (nine years ago) link

and in a way, I suppose, it is /blair

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 June 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

haunting, dm.

how's life, Saturday, 21 June 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link

that is a cool site tho

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link

stop trying to assign smart words to such bafflingly dumb people

words to live by, in any context.

in the realm of the menses (Eisbaer), Saturday, 21 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

sudden revelation that there is no absolute foundation to government

These aren't those people. They still believe in an absolute foundation for government, society, law etc. - they just think that it's hidden, not the one that everyone agrees on. They still quote, with absolute certainty, their interpretations of pieces of law, the constitution or whatever. They're not postmodernists: they're just conspiracy theorists, convinced they alone know the truth.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Saturday, 21 June 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

I interviewed Garry Davis for like four hours once, he seemed kinda cheesed that his movement never really took off

gbx, Saturday, 21 June 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

cool! the interview i mean, i find the world citizen thing pretty inspiring

Kevin from Blechgium (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 June 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

Watch yer step if you go stateless though (re that State Dept. link).

dow, Saturday, 21 June 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.legalcheek.com/2014/09/judge-sacked-after-he-orders-defendant-to-be-electrocuted/

Good response to these dudes imo

sktsh, Thursday, 11 September 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link

If any more evidence were required of his mercurial nature, then there is this historical tit-bit:

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 September 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link

That's English. ('stun-chuff' is perhaps more worthy of a raised eyebrow)

kinder, Thursday, 11 September 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

That's English.

Ah ha, thanks. I genuinely have never seen or heard that before. I've always known it to be "tid-bit".

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 September 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

In American English, it's 'tidbit', whereas British English uses the original 'titbit'. Works in the same innuendo-expunging way that 'cocks' become 'roosters'.

jeangenet ramsey (suzy), Thursday, 11 September 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

Feel like indigenous Australians have some strong justification for arguing in this vein. Much more so than insolvent libertarian creeps.

And while Freemen, western libertarian branch anyway, are all total lamers, the judge ordering an electric shock in court is like o_0 almost as much as Ferguson, so fuck that fucking judge.

four weeks pass...

http://chrisspivey.org/common-law/

Chimp Arsons, Saturday, 11 October 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link

have we ever discussed how the hermeneutic/legal anarchism of these guys is authentic in the sense that it recognizes the ultimately biased construction of reality by powerful actors manipulating discourses of language + law? it simply refuses to participate in its own powerlessness and framed differently (politically instead of legalistically?) might be viewed as a more radical movement.

Mordy, Saturday, 11 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

it'd be more radical if it weren't being employed to reactionary ends by the desperate and craven, for the enrichment of heartless scammers

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 11 October 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

on the radical side you're looking for the hardcore jury nullification types probably

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 11 October 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkZrzEHKBqI

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 28 December 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

We're going to cover word spells. How post-Mesopotamian language has had us under the Ol' Abra-Cadaver trick.... the oldest control trick.. "Thou hast fallen for the eldest trick in the scroll! xD

how do i even begin? is it by telling you about how we've unwittingly been CAST into the MOLD of ancient SPELLS of our modern SPELLING? CAST just like a MOLD, or perhaps like a NET? while caught, like fish, in the net of spells and spelling that have been cast, thus SENTENCING us to LIFE SENTENCES and the CURSES of CURSIVE which are just TERMS, just like serving a PRISON TERM.

So we've been SENTENCED to the WARDS of these WORDS which can be deadly as SWORDS if misunderstood or perhaps you missed the understanding of my TERMS or the SYBILS of my SYLLABLES, or even the ancient RITES of writing??

We Languish in our languid Language, in anguish ever since the ancient times of the Anglish angus and the PhonY Phonetic Phonics of the ancient Phoenician Pheonix. You think English is easy?

Sometimes I think English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was created from the ancient Phonic Phonetics of the Phony Phoenician Phoenixes, and it reflects the creativity and cunning genius of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all, unless youre just another rat, caught in the daily maze of the rat race of this human race against one another.

We draw money from our banks which are the edges of a river, which FLOWS in CURRENTS to the SEA, which is why its called CURRENCY, because our CASH FLOWS like pyroclastic ASH FLOWS toward the SEA, which is why we can trace back the ROOTS of all modern TRADE to the ancient Phoenician TRADE ROUTES,

and why our mundane weekdays seem to keep us in a perpetually WEAK DAZE, until we are so WEAKENED, that we barely make it to the WEEKEND. so each day, we routinely AWAKE in the MORNING, or is the Monday morning ritual conversely conversing a MOURNING at A WAKE for the dead?

And thus, the Bible speaks that the dead shall walk the earth, so it appears that they already are, without even knowing it, just by the strange language of which they know not the TRUE origins and what their words mean in etymology.
And the SIGNIFICANCE of the SIGNS and sins in SIGNIFICATION of their SIGNATURES on dead legal fictions like IDs and bills.

because our citizenship begins when we board the citizen SHIP, which sails the high seas carrying SEAMEN and it all begins when the male SHIP docks in its female SLOT or SLIP, also known as its BERTH, and unloads its CARGO or SEMEN, which sail up the WATERS of the CANAL.

So she gets pregnant and now carries the precious CARGO and will now give BIRTH to the new citizen that must now register to board the citizen SHIP and repeat the cycle all over again, until the citizens catch on to the ancient spells of the PHONY PHONETIC PHOENICIANS' tools of commerce and piracy of the high seas and the human commodity through the use of their made up languid language, which gives us our modern english.

oppet, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link

So that's what the new Dr. Bronner labels are like.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:33 (nine years ago) link

reminds me of someone but I just can't....

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Apparently the organizer of a yoga festival that a bunch of friend's bands participate in has turned out to be homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, and a sovereign citizen. Oh, and a Sandy Hook-truther to boot.

https://www.facebook.com/evolvefestival?fref=nf

http://www.acalltoactions.com/#!Transhumanism-Agenda-Exposed-David-Andrew-Bryson-/c7j3/578BDFB6-F5E0-4A8A-9A30-1CD2240EDBFB

how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

woah. the crazy made my screen throb.

#Research (stevie), Monday, 2 February 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

If you go back a few years in their timeline, it was already crazy, but mostly just corny hippie meme Alex Grey picture/inspirational quote crazy.

how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

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goole, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Generally have little patience for these types, but this one is pretty quotable:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/262808205/Notice-to-Fuck-This-Court-and-Everything-That-It-Stands-For

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

silby last post otm and lol at my last post itt

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world

kinder, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

i guess this is re http://www.11alive.com/news/article/154374/0/East-Point-Woman-Charged-in-Attempted-Jail-Break

kinder, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Wipe out your debts for free!
http://gu.com/p/4cfdp

kinder, Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

Have any of these idiots been arrested or self-immolated in spectacular fashion lately?

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Thursday, 17 September 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

There's this dude that lives near where I work who has a series of dipshit stickers like "OATH KEEPERS" and a bunch of sovereign citizen/lolbertarian/prison planet garbage who just added "NOT A CAR: CONSUMER GOODS" which is a new one on me... so some Googling got me to this page on, of all places, the Farrakhan Factor:

http://www.farrakhanfactor.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1552

We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 September 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

this whole thing is cousin to Morgellons, but here the bugs are slithering under the skin of language

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

xp - that whole thing with the car and consumer goods post is gibberish, it cobbles together a bunch of distinctions from different types of law resulting in something ridiculous and wrong

sarahell, Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link

That seems to be the basis of a lot of this stuff, an almost cargo-cult understanding of law.

We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link

do these people do a lot of meth?

sarahell, Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link

on our side they rode high and hard on a property wagon and don't seem very willing to acknowledge that having made some money before losing some money doesn't preclude them from being complete fucking idiots who have breathed heady air to no good effecg

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

i know the type of people who will buy into this kind of shit, used to know quite a few Icke-ists and lumpennewagers, and all i'm saying is there is probly a fair bit of scrumpy and weed on the road to believing this is how the world works

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

scrumpy?

sarahell, Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

strong cider, whatever the american is for alcoholic cider

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link

is it hard cider in the US? scrumpy is the artisanal, brewed in a disused diesel sump variety in the UK,

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

we have alcoholic cider here, but I would bet the equivalent beverage preferred by this sort is something else

sarahell, Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

kombucha served in a neti pot iirc

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

US variety sovereign cits seem a little more trigger happy than the hippy casualties that i'm guessing form the UK core

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/571673589934350336/JNV72ebC.jpeg

this person might be a scrumpy drinking freeperson

nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

too well turned-out

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw

stet, Friday, 16 October 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link

(sorry about the title on that)

stet, Friday, 16 October 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link

what is wrong with me that I can't get enough of this stuff

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 16 October 2015 13:28 (eight years ago) link

innate love of freedom which is your creator's gift

j., Friday, 16 October 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link

is that the same woman whose kayak got eaten by the bear?

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:09 (eight years ago) link

^ this one is painful. i've managed to watch the whole thing a couple times tho

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link

That video stet posted makes me so fucking angry when I think about e.g. Sandra Bland. This bullshit is the ultimate expression of white privilege -- "I'm not even SUBJECT to your stupid laws!"

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

this thing is not that thing

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

It is, though.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

that was both lolz and annoying in equal measure because of her voice

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

ah it is, grand.

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

That video stet posted makes me so fucking angry when I think about e.g. Sandra Bland. This bullshit is the ultimate expression of white privilege -- "I'm not even SUBJECT to your stupid laws!"

― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, October 16, 2015 3:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Totally.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 16 October 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

lol forever at 3:05 of "it's your constitutional right"

"you're a fuckin' lazy bum who doesn't wanna pay his fare"
[inverts camera to record himself saying:] "well, I work two jobs"
"two jobs doin' what, taking selfies?"

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 16 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

oh man if I had known this was an SF Muni video I would've watched it a lot sooner

I have totally been that "get the fuck off the bus already!" guy on various occasions

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

the craziest part of all this to me is that the people who record these videos wind up posting them online

frogbs, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

oh shit I totally know that second Muni cop that shows up in the clip

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

i love the passenger who calmly and knowledgably explains the 4th amendment to him between cussing him out

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

or the 'hi youtube!' guy. might be the same guy

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

loooooool @ when the "travel denied" message appears on the card-reader

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

that's probably the best part

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link

lol, another from his channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfpV3AyoGY

jmm, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:58 (eight years ago) link

i dunno if i can click on that

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link

I can't listen to that dude's voice for one more millisecond, sorry

We had a dickhead like that on the bus whose travel card photo was defaced and you could just hear the whole bus deflate when he yelled at the driver NO GIVE ME *YOUR* NAME and wouldn't get off

entitled lying attention-seeking shitheads

kinder, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link

I like how he makes sure to mention to the camera that he's gay

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link

there's another video where he's doing parkour routines in the stairwell of a gym. about all you need to know i guess.

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

so basically he's Abbi's boss from Broad City

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

I #bought #buffalochicken from #BurgerKing and received # hot chicken instead. Plus the meal was waiting to be bagged for 5 minutes. Unnecessary waiting much?

strictly dream-bait fit for moon-gazing (soref), Friday, 16 October 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

dear god in heaven why did i just sit and watch that entire asshole on the train video

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link

God what an attention whore. Lets not encourage him.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 17 October 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PPc6pHX2Q&feature=youtu.be

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

"This video is private" Must be a *very* sovereign being.

nickn, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link

obv i have a favourite two seconds of this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTseKyiNbfQ

well that brightened a gloomy sunday evening

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 November 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link

i...might need a little more context for that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

I don't remember if it's been mentioned upthread, but these guys are basically the next step beyond Dennis the Peasant from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, right? "Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

Several steps

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

I always figure they're a deranged version of that pub bore who always knows how to get you out of your speeding ticket (If you don't show up/if they can't prove/say it got lost in the mail etc etc)

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

closer to that, yeah

i've made the "violence inherent in the system" gag before but in the movie the peasant is really minding his own business not going out with a phonecam looking to show the world what a badass he is

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

that peasant is considerably more sophisticated than the freemen imo

ogmor, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link

And considerably less asset-rich a lot of the time

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

http://www.startribune.com/charging-deadline-nears-for-suspects-in-shooting-of-black-lives-matter-protesters/358855091/

An acquaintance of Scarsella’s told investigators that he and Scarsella were there a few days earlier to video-record the protesters. He said they made “inappropriate comments to [ the ] protesters, which sparked anger between BLM and his group and led to angry Internet postings …”

Investigators reviewed the postings, in which participants discussed going to the encampment to “stir things up.” Potential agitators were encouraged to dress normal and look like protesters but “feel free to carry” a firearm.

The website participants referred to blacks in derogatory terms and said they intended to do some “reverse cultural enriching.” The acquaintance held up a handgun before the camera in one posting and ended the video with the words “stay white.”

About 1 o’clock the next morning, a police officer [ identified in other court documents as being from the Mankato Police Department ] said Scarsella told him he shot five people near the police station. The officer told Scarsella to turn himself in.

The officer knew Scarsella as someone who carried firearms, “had very intense opinions,” considered himself “a sovereign citizen and pro-Constitution,” and had “negative experiences with and opinions about African Americans.”

j., Monday, 30 November 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

There doesn't seem to be a general militia thread but this just popped up on my fb feed.

Militia takes over wildlife refuge in Oregon.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/01/drama_in_burns_ends_with_quiet.html

nickn, Sunday, 3 January 2016 05:24 (eight years ago) link

following this shitfest on twitter, ban militias, repeal the second

ecclesiastes nutz (m bison), Sunday, 3 January 2016 05:44 (eight years ago) link

Ammon Bundy says his standoff group is 150 strong. People on the ground there say it's more like 8 or 10.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 3 January 2016 05:48 (eight years ago) link

bundy! a pleasure! might i ask if you are of the florida bundys?

bloat laureate (schlump), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:01 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, this is way out in deeeeep eastern Oregon, which is pretty much another universe from the I5 corridor on the west side of the state

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, 3 January 2016 12:43 (eight years ago) link

god what would they even do with that land? all it's good for is migrating birds. it's a fucking desert out there. i just can't get over how stupid these people are. nice beards tho.

flag post please (mattresslessness), Sunday, 3 January 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

like the only reason they're out there in the first place is because of the federal government? maybe they could go to the local paiute reservation and see actual sovereignty in action? the stupidity is unfathomable.

flag post please (mattresslessness), Sunday, 3 January 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

can't these guys just suffer life-ending aneurysms already

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

militia dudes are such dorks

nomar, Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

They felt that I'd say

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

should see the rationalizations for this on my feed this morning:

"this is what happens when the government loses its moral high ground".

oh, right. that's what it is.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

militia dudes are such dorks

― nomar, Sunday, January 3, 2016 9:47 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on the one hand i get that these children turn to militia dorkism because they're in a repressive, economically and culturally desperate shithole with nothing to offer. but really they're so privileged in these small towns, a little imagination and some gumption and they could pretty much get away with murder if they wanted to, to say nothing of profitable small-town corruption. jeez they have it good. they're all driving huge-ass trucks on land credit. federal policy keeps their ranches treading water even as their debt mounts. just like the rest of the middle class. why do they need this silly cult of purely symbolic abrahamic righteousness to top it all off, just going to fuck everything up for them the dolts.

malheur is a giant salt marsh. it's beautiful country! not great for a home depot though. :( ammon bundy says he's going to stay in that building for years! what a moron.

out here in the crazy middle-of-nowhere west, this shit is mainstream! there are elected congressmen in utah who spend millions of taxpayer dollars hiring snake oil louisiana law firms to fight this battle to "take back" federal land in actual courts. we're talking national forests! like jesus you stupid greedy shitstains. the idiocy + cultural rot is astounding.

flag post please (mattresslessness), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link

you know what these guys should get into? lensemaking. for sweet local binoculars. the world is full of l0u1s jagg3rs just waiting to discover the avian wonderland of the great basin.

flag post please (mattresslessness), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

ammon bundy says he's going to stay in that building for years! what a moron.

How is this supposed to work? I mean, after the cops block the roads so no food can get in or out.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Initially confused in the reporting by what "BLM" stood for. Think I got it now.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

Beef lo-mein?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link

somehow i doubt they're thinking of starting a cattail diet. water is also a problem. xp lol, yes it's much more readily recognized as standing for "Bureau of Land Management" in the land that forgot about racism.

flag post please (mattresslessness), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link

every tiME I read the thread title I imagine Morrissey singing it while slapping himself with gladioli and the Constitution

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

...just like every other white man.

nickn, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link

this is one of these idiots' facebook page. what's this 3 percenter thing? first i've heard of it

https://www.facebook.com/scrappyphx.rider?fref=ts

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

just reading through the posts of the last few weeks of his, it's pretty clear that he was openly planning something. pretty astounding how idiotically brazen he is. it reminds me of the mouthbreathers who opened fire on the black lives matter protest in mpls, they literally made a video for their 4chan buddies with their faces in it describing what they were going to do. if they weren't so menacing their stupidity would be kind of funny

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

FBI is flying in tonight, we'll see where this goes tomorrow. all my Oregonian friends are outraged. from one native of the area:

Make no mistake, Bundy and his ilk are out-of-state meddlers who do not represent the people of Harney county. Good people on both sides who live in and understand this land have worked hard to find common ground and these guys want to stir up conflict and division.

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link

yeah it seems like they are quite a minority and my generalizations above about the area are subjective to say the least

flag post please (mattresslessness), Monday, 4 January 2016 05:03 (eight years ago) link

so is the crossed-out #blm thing on their vans anti-BlackLivesMatter? or is it bureau of land management?

Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Monday, 4 January 2016 10:23 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 10:28 (eight years ago) link

probably the latter; bureau of land management is in charge of nearly a quarter of oregon's land last I read and that's who they're beefing with xp

Clay, Monday, 4 January 2016 10:29 (eight years ago) link

They're also mad at the National Act for the Assistance of Conservation Parklands.

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link

I keep seeing quotes in the media about defending the constitution. What is the particular chapter and verse that they're trying to bone-pick about?

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link

last i read they hadn't indicated any specific demands that would resolve the "standoff" is this still the case? like they are the kinds of ppl who are just mad and want a change / restoration of the country or whatever but can't actually itemize complaints in an actionable way

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Monday, 4 January 2016 15:17 (eight years ago) link

i thought they had complaints about eminent domain type stuff? what are the chances this turns into a Waco type thing?

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

Just want to share this nugget:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX26PAbUsAEvmEW.jpg

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 4 January 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Oh,they probably think the BLM isn't constitutional. They think most of the federal government isn't. This reminds me of the "Is Trump fascist?" thread. For real, the "patriot" squad are supporting both. They believe the sheriff ought to be the highest authority. So that is how their fascist police state would work. These are the same people who counterprotest in places like Ferguson. Local authorities good, feds bad.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

My spy source on the right told me that these people's beef with Washington is also racist. They view Washington as serving urbanites esp. black people. This sovereignty shut is just wire men's entitlement. Patriotism entails subduing everything non-white. I say this because media often portray them as not racist in their concerns or motivations.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

Sorry, New tablet. "White men's entitlement."

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

https://actionfast.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/bunk-mcnulty2.jpg

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link

i've been seeing a lot of "if they were black or muslim they'd be dead" point scoring on social media today. feel like such commenters shouldn't give up hope yet - there's still a good chance for a federal massacre.

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

i'm confused as to why this is being called a "standoff" since it doesn't sound like there's any law enforcement there for them to stand off with?

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

maybe they've set up some cardboard cutouts that they can shout and shoot at

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 4 January 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

lol, that would be the best.

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

xxp from what i was reading before i think the matter is being handled by the fbi as of today, but this was referred to as a standoff prior to this involvement and it doesn't sound like anyone is really challenging these guys. i kind of wonder what would happen if they just ignore these fools and let them gesticulate until the media tires of the story and they militia eventually disbands.

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah it got me thinking that ignoring them seems like a great idea.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 January 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

i guess this could force them to escalate but also it still isn't clear to me what specific demands could be satisfied (short of dissolution of the govt) to resolve this. given the relatively general form of their complaints i wonder how dedicated they are to sacrificing their bodies to the cause (such as it is)

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

people said the same thing about Occupy iirc

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

Pretty sure they're just trying to manufacture a crisis, hoping the Feds show up so they can start shooting then up the gadsten (sp?) flag bat signal for the other lunatics to come on down and exercise their second amendment rights

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

some good background on their Mormom roots (even for a Buzzfeed article):

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/heres-what-you-need-to-understand-about-mormon-history-if-yo#.apGyjrexJ

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

There's an interesting twitter feed that defined what these guys are doing as "enclosure" -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enclosure

Ie taking common land and turning it into private land, with its benefits going only to the now-owner instead of the society.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

Exactly. It is OUR effete, urban, minority-loving government they are provoking. They are a bunch of conquistadores.That is the sort of nation they want to be patriotic about. That's why they will "never forget" September 11 th, but don't mourn the victims of the OKC bombing,nor do they care about federal personnel hurt by white extremists. War on Islam =OK, war on domestic threats not similarly patriotic. Then they get out their flag whenever a defenseless black person is shot by police,implying that Black Lives Matter are traitors.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link

people said the same thing about Occupy iirc

despite a lack of parallels elsewhere, occupy was a similarly unfocused protest that had goals too nebulous to distill into a series of explicit demands and was likewise pointed at the wrong targets and accomplished little/nothing

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link

Calling it a protest, IMO, is playing into their hands. It's an armed confrontation. They are a terrorist group by any definition.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

I mean, they think like fascist terrorists, they don't need to articulate goals. They have been looking for the opportunity to confront the government.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

I'd call it more of a violent tantrum.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link

Whoa - this is what the SPLC said:

"The sheriff reportedly received death threats for
not being a “constitutional sheriff,” standing up
what the antigovernment extremists brand as
the “tyranny of the U.S. Government,” and
offering sanctuary to the Hammonds –
something they didn’t request."

These people piss me off.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link

is the presence of guns the main objection? bc i could imagine worthy left wing causes occupying a space in order to create political change that would be championed here not derided and it seems like opposition to this is centered on it tactically (eg i have seen v few ppl discussing whether they have legitimate reasons to be upset about imminent domain and grazing laws, but lots of talk about how this is terroristic criminal behavior). i don't even need to imagine bc obv there have been tons of left wing activism movements that /have/ occupied spaces (and have even employed some level of violence in doing so). i bet some of them even protested imminent domain laws.

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

like if the problem is that their goals seem inchoate i remember that was the right's v critique of occupy

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Sheriff David Ward said protesters came to Harney County, in southeastern Oregon, "claiming to be part of militia groups supporting local ranchers." In reality, he said, "these men had alternative motives to attempt to overthrow the county and federal government in hopes to spark a movement across the United States.”

In an interview with reporters late Saturday night posted on Facebook, Bundy said he and others occupied the building because "the people have been abused long enough."

"I feel we are in a situation where if we do not do something, if we do not take a hard stand, we'll be in a position where we'll be no longer able to do so," he said.

Bundy said of the park headquarters: "It is the people's facility, owned by the people, and it has been provided for us to be able to come together and unite in making a hard stand against this overreach, this taking of the people's land and resources."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/01/03/militia-members-occupy-us-building-in-oregon-after-protest/78226600/

Bundy seems confused about the difference between a wildlife sanctuary and a community center, social hall, town square, or church basement, at the very least.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Monday, 4 January 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

xxp EMINENT domain dude

I think the local outrage is primarily due to:

1. they are from out of state and not very welcome
2. past history of dumbass behavior by the Bundys
3. blatant kid-glove handling of the situation due to their race & privilege
4. it's a goddamn bird sanctuary
5. "ready to die" nonsense posturing

not all of these are believed by the same demographics imo

I could give a shit about the guns, everybody in Harney County has guns.

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link

thx for the correction. re "blatant kid-glove handling" like the federal gov did invade an armed compound when i was 9yo and killed a ton of ppl and it was a huge deal. WACO's whiteness didn't protect them in 94.

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

93?

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

I thought maybe you'd confused it with Ruby Ridge, but apparently that was 92. Didn't ANY of these hillbillies get ko'd in 1994?

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link

xps

Grazing rights on Bureau of Land Management federal lands are extremely cheap and act as a subsidy to ranchers in the interest of cheaper meat for urban areas. If the ranchers were required to graze only on the land they owned or leased from a private owner, their costs would be enormously higher.

Nor are these people protesting eminent domain, in that the federal lands in question were never under private ownership, but were always public domain. The difference is that they have become more actively regulated by acts of Congress since 1910.

Finally, even if one accepted that there is some injustice being protested here, the solution being offered is to decentralize the state's monopoly on force so radically that local government would immediately regress to vigilantism and hooliganism.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

i'm of several minds about this

the Bundys are racist goons and their cause is one of the worst in american life. they've turned themselves into freelance antifederal celebrity protesters. Wesley Lowery's reporting has been great

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/01/03/what-spurred-the-armed-occupation-of-a-federal-wildlife-refuge-in-southeast-oregon/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/armed-activists-in-oregon-touch-off-unpredictable-chapter-in-land-use-feud/2016/01/03/17a45e5c-b272-11e5-a76a-0b5145e8679a_story.html

the Hammonds did their time for the crime committed -- arson in a federally owned forest (i'm a little unclear if it was a "national forest" or if than even matters tbh -- and, per Lowery, the community is largely hostile to the Bundy showboating

i really don't like this idea of mandatory minimums, so objecting to the Hammonds being brought back to jail for an extended sentence seems totally fair to me

there's a lot about federal land use out west that i'm not familiar with. i've seen lots of contradictory anecdotal stuff that the feds run those lands a) as a "welfare" program for the rural communities out there and b) for the benefit of the well-connected.

there's really more than enough hypocrisy to go around. tons of liberals saying these men would have been lit up if they were muslim or black while crowing for the gov't to do just that, which is just nauseating

again, the Hammonds are acquiescing to their punishment. the Bundys, whatever crimes they've committed here -- trespassing? weapons violations? -- don't really amount to sedition, no matter their self-regarding proclamations. this isn't captial crime territory.

it's worth mentioning that Cliven Bundy got his way in 2014. the federal BLM let him do whatever with his fucking cows. a bad precedent, it seems.

my memories of Waco are fuzzy but there were several dead FBI agents in the course of that thing, too...

goole, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

good summary, thx

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

it's worth mentioning that Cliven Bundy got his way in 2014.the federal BLM let him do whatever with his fucking cows. a bad precedent, it seems.

i was wondering what had come of that. ugh.

big fat rascal (will), Monday, 4 January 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

The [Hammonds] had been sentenced and served time previously, but on appeal a federal judge ruled that their initial sentences had been too short.

When you appeal to a higher court, you are seeking to overturn the outcome of your previous trial. That's what happened here, except it was overturned in order to extend the sentences for the arson they committed. The Hammonds took their chances on appeal and they are accepting the result. It is the 'militia' who are portraying this as tyranny, not the arsonists.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

i take that sentence to mean that it was prosecutors who had appealed the sentence, not the Hammonds

goole, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:41 (eight years ago) link

The history of animosity between the BLM and Hammonds on the Bundy Ranch blog makes for an interesting read. Was pointed in that direction via a fb friend's comments string. I won't link to it, but google bundy ranch blog hammonds and that should get you there. Obviously slanted and desperately needs a fact-checker, apply salt to taste, etc.

xp: the re-sentencing came from a federal appeals panel.

The Oregonian (Portland Oregon)

February 8, 2014 Saturday
1M EDITION

Arsonists who did time face more

BYLINE: Helen Jung hj✧✧✧@oregon✧✧✧.c✧✧

SECTION: A; Pg. 07

LENGTH: 494 words

Two eastern Oregon men got off too lightly for setting fires on their ranch that spread to government lands and should be re-sentenced, a federal appeals panel said in an opinion issued Friday.

A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals determined that retired U.S. District Judge Michael Hogan illegally sentenced the father and son of the prominent Hammond ranching family in Harney County to terms below the five-year minimum.

“A minimum sentence mandated by statute is not a suggestion that courts have discretion to disregard,” Judge Stephen J. Murphy III wrote in the opinion. The panel found that the case should be sent back to the district court for another sentence.

Both Dwight Hammond Jr., 72, and his son, Steven D. Hammond, 44, were found guilty in 2012 of intentionally and maliciously setting fires in September 2001 near Steens Mountain, where they leased public land for livestock grazing. The fire consumed 139 acres of public land, taking it out of production for two growing seasons, the court said in its decision.

In addition, Steven Hammond was found guilty of setting fires on Krumbo Butte in August 2006 on the boundary of the Hammonds’ land. Despite a burn ban, the court noted, he said he set them to counteract fires sparked by lightning nearby. The fire consumed one acre of public land, according to the decision.

Prosecutors sought the five-year mandatory minimum prison term for both men, but Hogan sentenced the father to three months in prison and the son to one year and a day. Both have completed their terms, a lawyer for the family said.

According to a transcript from the October 2012 hearing, Hogan said imposing the five-year term would violate Eighth Amendment protections.

The Hammond sentencings were Hogan’s last before his retirement the following day after 39 years as a federal judge. “I will impose a sentence that I believe is defensible under the law, but also one that is defensible to my conscience,” he said at the hearing.

He said he didn’t believe Congress intended for the five-year minimum to apply to fires set in the wilderness. “It just would not be — would not meet any idea I have of justice, proportionality,” he said according to the transcript.

But the appeals panel disagreed.

“Even a fire in a remote area has the potential to spread to more populated areas, threaten local property and residents or endanger the firefighters called to battle the blaze,” Murphy wrote in the opinion. He noted that a teenage relative of the Hammonds was nearly burned by the fire and pointed out the damage to grazing land as well.

“Given the seriousness of arson, a five-year sentence is not grossly disproportionate to the offense,” the opinion states, in sending their cases back to the district court.

Larry Matasar, one of the attorneys for the family, said he is “very disappointed” by the opinion. He said he expects the Hammonds will ask the full 9th Circuit bench to reconsider the panel’s decision.

I mean, fuck the Bundy's anyway I hope they feel the tyrant's bootheel.

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:51 (eight years ago) link

i'm totally cool w/ anyone who's like fuck the bundys and whatever they believe in. just annoyed w/ all the stupid arguments that are getting thrown around today about tactics and whether this should be called terrorism etc.

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

xp oh it was Michael Hogan, what a surprise that he lowballed their sentences. glad he's gone, he was the worst.

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

makes for an interesting read

I mean, in terms of a timeline of the history of the conflict and a litany of perceived aggressions.

how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

The thing that makes this completely inscrutable to anyone who lives in a mostly-urbanized area is what these guys really think they have the right to do -- use publicly-owned resources for their own private profit, without compensating for use of the land.

I live in a part of the country that has a large agriculture economy and has virtually no government-owned or -managed land, outside of a handful of parks that are mostly recreation areas. The idea of having cattle just wandering around on land you don't own would be a crazy proposition -- even farms that raise animals in the free range fashion are doing so on land they own.

These guys are really arguing for the inverse of eminent domain, which is when the government takes over privately-owned property for an arguable public good. They want to have their property (animals) wandering around on land they don't own, feeding off of public land, and pay nothing for it. Or in the case of poaching, to just grab animals off public land.

If they want to argue the land belongs to "the people" then yeah, you're right, I'm one of those people as a US citizen. Pay for your damn resources.

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

they want to argue the land belongs to "the people" then yeah, you're right

But the bundys get to decide who are people and who aren't. Given their own words on the subject, blacks certainly don't qualify. Seems likely no one on ilx would meet their qualifications either.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

perhaps their movement can address that

in the meantime, the idea that there's public land that's not owned by anyone is an intriguing wild west idea that hasn't been the case for a long time.

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

give them the max. setting fire to public property seems like a GIANT WARNING SIGN that this person is a very real danger to civilized society. they even almost burned their teenage relative. idiots.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

relevant federal maps, for anyone who is interested:
http://nationalmap.gov/small_scale/printable/fedlands.html

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link

hopefully most of that land is inhabited by people that don't lack the self-control of Beavis & Butthead

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

i.e. you, based on how much you appear to know about what's going on

flag post please (mattresslessness), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

Generally speaking federal lands are uninhabited. Some of it is leased on long term leases where there are inhabited dwellings, but this amounts to a tiny fraction of the whole.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link

lots of links and history of this movement for your reading pleasure

http://www.hcn.org/articles/sagebrush-rebellion/

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

there are a lot of legitimate reasons to set (controllable) fires in areas that you are using, whether as a break against wildfires or to clear dead areas for renewal, but again, it goes back to whether you have the legal right to that land and the authority to do whatever you want on it

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link

there's an undeniable secessionist bent to the take-the-land-backers imo but it's sort of weird because they left behind the free labor supply.

worth noting that the BLM gets a lot of hate from the environmental left too, is accused of selling out especially to energy interests.

flag post please (mattresslessness), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

WACO's whiteness didn't protect them in 94.

― Mordy, Monday, January 4, 2016 2:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The branch davidians were a multiracial group. 45 of the ~130 living in the waco compound were black.

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

interesting. i didn't know that. 2 things you've taught me today :)

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

oops, sorry, sleeve taught me the other thing. got confused.

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

worth noting that the BLM gets a lot of hate from the environmental left too, is accused of selling out especially to energy interests.

this is very true, esp. in Oregon

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link

tbf I am acting like there are legitimate, poorly-articulated complaints these people might have, but I don't think they'd agree with me on anything and their actual stances are less within the legal framework and more nebulous *waves constitution at passerby*

the bureau of land management, along with many of the other organizations that coordinate and regulate land use both public and private, are pretty understaffed and subject to the whims of politicized interests

the argument "well, BLM lets corporate fat cats use land poorly for mining and energy so they should not restrict our use of the land" is the "just let us all behave badly" end of things

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

what's the deal w/ the grazing? do these ppl not have sufficient land to graze their livestock or is it really a principle of the thing type of thing, we go where we want?

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

grazing disputes are so ancient. they're the reason lot + abraham split up when lot went down to sodom.

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

xp

rn you can't deny that by seizing this facility over a holiday weekend this handful of rabble-rousers has succeeded in capturing a lot of attention for their self-important posturing, so they have to be pleased with themselves. plus, if they don't make a big mess of the facility or pull their weapons on the wrong people, they might quietly slip out of town in a few days and not even face arrest or trial, let alone have to face a hail of bullets from FBI agents.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:47 (eight years ago) link

I get where they're coming from, but they're still a bunch of dumbasses.

http://i.imgur.com/TG94nh4.png

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TG94nh4.png

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

Is Abbott still on this board? I think she'd be the best explicator of some of the Mormon background here

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link

this one isn't a grazing dispute, mordy. but the bundy brouhaha in Nevada was about the bundys not paying the fees required by their contract with the government, even though they had derived the financial benefits of grazing their allotment. the blm tried to impound their cattle as a form of lien, met armed resistance from about 300 so-called militia, and backed down to avoid what looked like certain bloodshed on both sides. now the bundys are in the armed insurrection business.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link

do these ppl not have sufficient land to graze their livestock

they traditionally have just let their cattle graze across the prairie, including federal land, and I doubt they have much fenced area. true free range.

but yeah, the case they're supposedly protesting now is nominally not about this, but it comes down to whether they think they own the government anything at all

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

one vital aspect overlooked by the bundys is that the government grants exclusive grazing rights to ranchers within their federal allotments, so there is an enforceable mechanism that prevents a rancher with more guns and cattle from running off your cattle and putting his on the land you were grazing. or maybe they don't overlook this and believe they can always be the rancher with the most guns and they'll be doing all the bullying.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

The branch davidians were a multiracial group. 45 of the ~130 living in the waco compound were black.

I actually thought there were more black victims than that, there were a lot of British citizens there and, as far as I know, they were all black.

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

you guys: https://youtu.be/zcOIdVMa4-0

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

i don't understand ppl whose ideology takes precedence over being around to take care of their children

Mordy, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

A bit too weepy for a genuine martyrdom video.

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

that red-tinged map looks a little misleading to me: includes all indian reservations and national parks!

goole, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

I was just going to say that: the red areas in MI at least are deffo mostly natl parks in remote, isolated areas.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

fwiw the BLM administers around 14 million acres of rangeland in OR and WA comnbined.

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

those cows are wandering a looong way to find something to eat in some of those areas

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

The vast majority of those federal lands in western states are not suited to any economic uses other than grazing, logging, mining, or recreation. Those activities are widely allowed on those lands, but also regulated. With the rise in environmental concerns, those regulations have become more complex, which cheeses off people like the Bundys.

The fees paid by loggers, ranchers and miners do not cover the costs incurred by the federal regulatory agencies that oversee the lands - mostly the Forest Service, which tellingly is part of the Dept. of Agriculture, and the Bureau of Land Management, most of whose lands are grasslands. Most notably, the Mining Act of 1872 set the price of a mining claim at $2.50 to $5 an acre, and that price has never been revised to this day.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link

Point to that map is how much land in the west is not available for private development.

I've got no problem with that, but it is very disproportionate compared to the rest of the nation, even with the lower population.

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

so there ain't much to do in eastern and southeastern Oregon, right?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

Malheur County, just next door to Harney County, is only an hour behind Pensacola.

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link

so there ain't much to do in eastern and southeastern Oregon, right?

parts of eastern Oregon have stuff going on. The Pendleton rodeo is an annual big deal in the state. But get too far south of the Columbia and shit is almost uninhabited. SE Oregon, man, I've never even really thought about it much less visited.

Clay, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link

Point to that map is how much land in the west is not available for private development.

I've got no problem with that, but it is very disproportionate compared to the rest of the nation, even with the lower population.

― pplains, Monday, January 4, 2016 2:53 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huh? it's fairly proportionate with the rest of the nation especially when you consider the population. the main reason there is so little private development is because there is literally no one there. xp

http://eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/79000/79800/dnb_united_states_lrg.jpg

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Monday, 4 January 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link

cool cool

https://twitter.com/OmanReagan/status/681653286840184833

goole, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link

SE Oregon, man, I've never even really thought about it much less visited.

I drove SR 95 from Winnemucca to Boise once and it was the most desolate terrain I have ever driven through

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

xp might be a which came first, the chicken or the egg, kinda thing. How can you live somewhere on land that you can't own or have any private development.

http://i.imgur.com/MPFwBLZ.jpg

And again, fuck these guys, and on the whole, I'm glad 80 percent of Oregon is under wraps. But look at the thinly populated areas of the south or Texas (which is a whole other thing altogether), and you can see where it looks like the Fed is taking up more than its fair share.

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

xp what are those lights in eastern montana?

mookieproof, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link

oil rigs, fracking in ND.

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

and ufo's.

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

one of the dudes hanging out in Oregon refused to give any name other than "Captain Moroni"

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link

http://itcpowersolutions.com/images/OilFieldsFromSpace.jpg

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

worth noting that the oil fields are lit up like car sales lots and are operating nearly 24/7 in an area without people complaining about light pollution. it's probably brighter there at 3AM than it is most places at noon.

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 4 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

See? Eastern Ore doesn't know what it's missing.

http://i.imgur.com/YXZrJp5.jpg

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

Harney County, where this is taking place, has a population of about 7500. It is also the largest county in the USA, at 10,226 sq mi. For comparison Vermont has 9,616 sq mi.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link

good breakdown of the grazing economics here:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-armed-oregon-ranchers-who-want-free-land-are-already-getting-a-93-percent-discount/?ex_cid=538fb

sleeve, Monday, 4 January 2016 23:20 (eight years ago) link

xp
San Bernardino county is the largest in the US (20,000 sq mi), but with a population of 2 mil.

nickn, Monday, 4 January 2016 23:29 (eight years ago) link

Harney may be the least dense.

nickn, Monday, 4 January 2016 23:29 (eight years ago) link

xp might be a which came first, the chicken or the egg, kinda thing. How can you live somewhere on land that you can't own or have any private development.

pretty sure the government would sell this land if anyone were actually interested in using it, barring environmental concerns or something.. it seems more 'logical' than wondering why they're "holding on to it" or w/e.

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:41 (eight years ago) link

the ritzheimer goodbye video is depressing and seems to confirm my suspicion that these guys are desperate to add some sort of meaning to their lives, but the best they could come up with is a combination of action hero tropes and bible/constitution fanfic.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 January 2016 23:41 (eight years ago) link

how about these people spend time, I dunno, at work, earning a living, rather than cosplaying as American heroes.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link

xp this is otm and also a bummer

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

here's a more detailed map of federal land ownership fwiw

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/US_federal_land.agencies.svg/990px-US_federal_land.agencies.svg.png

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:45 (eight years ago) link

Harney may be the least dense.

Not sure about its inhabitants though.

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure the government is taking care of these places BECAUSE no one else is

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:48 (eight years ago) link

we could try just letting private enterprise handle it, though, that'll be great

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 4 January 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link

the great basin is a unique, fragile habitat. it's easily destroyed and needs some kind of management, much stronger management than it currently sees imo. i'm not sure why so much of it is blm land compared to say the high plains, other than maybe the order of westward migration and the new deal happening when it did? it could be that all of that blm land is somewhat related to the early antagonisms between the federal government and mormon pioneers, who basically wanted to establish their own theocratic state and did for at least a few years or decades. that kind of anti-u.s. sentiment is definitely a particular flavor of thing among mormon yahoos out here. there is an old professor at the u. of u. law school who i know has sympathies in that direction. and anyway you can still catch remnants of what this theocracy might look like in hildale / colorado city.

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:07 (eight years ago) link

hm i guess the BLM was established in 1946 by Truman. i often find myself wanting to know more about this stuff but i don't know where to start -- i think i'm a little scared off by the personae of local historians, lol.

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:11 (eight years ago) link

anyway, at least in utah, it seems like the blm bends over backwards to make its land as accessible to buttholes with fleets of ATVs as possible and the vibe is much less "sacred untouched wilderness" than "local hicks' backyard dump station / playground".

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link

also i mean if you've ever driven through the great basin, it's pretty rugged and inhospitable, like an order of magnitude more than the high plains. there isn't a lot of water, it's very hot or very cold and windy all the time, basin and range after basin and range over long net-zero-elevation distances doesn't exactly mesh with the rhythms of settlement and improvement.

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link

The whole area sounds like that First Blood town.

(please no long guns of any kind) (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link

Not sure about its inhabitants though.

These self-appointed militia yahoos have received very little encouragement from the locals.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link

was gonna say

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link

I don't see anything that Harney Co. is No. 1 in, at least nationally.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_statistics_of_the_United_States

And the Fed doesn't own that land just because it's up in the boonies and no one wanted it. Obviously, there are folks who'd take it. It's just that the Fed finally came around after the Civil War that maybe it should hold on to that land in the interest of national security, conservation, Native reservations, national parks and tourism, transportation, etc. It certainly didn't "take over" in most cases any property that was already owned by a (white) landowner.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 01:28 (eight years ago) link

Unless I'm wrong, Frank Herbert first got the idea for _Dune_ in the late '50s covering desert reclamation efforts in deep SE Oregon

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link

Fremen

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link

there it is

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 02:30 (eight years ago) link

smh

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

I've spent a lot of time driving, camping, digging, etc. in the Great Basin and it's a lot like the first Mad Max movie. There's civilization of sorts, but really it's just people who believe in the old ways so strongly that when you get out of the car, it's still 1975. There are towns that have to support the old ways because the Old Ones still have to buy groceries, gas, fireworks, and prostitutes. Nevertheless it's still 1975 and it's weird taking a picture of 1975 with an iPhone because the people who still live in 1975 haven't seen one before. That's the part of the Great Basin that's more like Vanishing Point. The reality is that it's more like Reno 911.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link

Eastern Oregon is also the home of: http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/rajneeshpuram/

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link

digging?

how's life, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link

Ecowatch points out the relationship between far right activity and mainstream Republican rhetoric. http://ecowatch.com/2016/01/05/bundy-militia-public-lands/#

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:12 (eight years ago) link

As militant occupation continues in Oregon, sheriff says 'go home'

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:36 (eight years ago) link

Ebony explains why black people feel their is a double standard here: http://www.ebony.com/news-views/oregon-standoff-reveals-painfully-obvious-racial-double-standard-333

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:37 (eight years ago) link

http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/faith/3377742-155/mormon-leaders-to-oregon-militia-your

official lds church response

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link

new favorite term for this is "Cowliphate"

there's probably some reason not to make all those jokes but idgaf, the Gadsden Flag image with "send snacks" cracks me up as well.

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link

I still say Y'all Qaeda ftw.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link

The Mormon angle is an interesting one. I watched Frontline's two-part documentary on the history of the Mormons and while the main body of the church is very into not shaking things up and being very aligned with getting along with the government, there's the undercurrent of having a long memory about the contentious relationship with the federal government and the fact that Mormon culture really is prepper culture.

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:28 (eight years ago) link

Vanilla Isis is still my front-runner, but Cowliphate works well.

chicken danczuk (suzy), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

i still just can't even deal with this picture

https://twitter.com/amandapeacher/status/683741037207007232

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

should be enough

balls, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

hahahahaa

welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

Gives me hope that left alone they'll eventually kill and eat each other, and the last survivor will die of trichinosis or mad cow disease.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

hopefully.

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/5/10714746/waco-ruby-ridge-oregon

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link

That statement by the US Attorney for Oregon lays things out pretty clearly: the crimes, the basic testimony, the verdict, and the plea agreement. The presiding judge attempted to lay aside both the plea agreement and ignore the mandatory minimum sentence imposed by Congress, but his unlawful sentencing was overturned on appeal, as he certainly knew it would be.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

In any case, why won’t they shoot at armed white fanatics isn’t just the wrong question; it’s a bad one. Not only does it hold lethal violence as a fair response to the Bundy militia, but it opens a path to legitimizing the same violence against more marginalized groups. As long as the government is an equal opportunity killer, goes the argument, violence is acceptable.

But that’s perverse. If there’s a question to ask on this score, it’s not why don’t they use violence, it’s why aren’t they more cautious with unarmed suspects and common criminals? If we’re outraged, it shouldn’t be because law enforcement isn’t rushing to violently confront Bundy and his group. We should be outraged because that restraint isn’t extended to all Americans.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/01/the_oregon_standoff_with_ammon_bundy_isn_t_evidence_of_a_racial_double_standard.html

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

That's exactly where my outrage lies.

Beef Wets (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

the more prescient racist double standard at work. not too hot on twitter for some reason.

http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2016/01/04/23341055/required-reading-the-malheur-national-wildlife-refuge-was-taken-over-once-before-back-in-the-19th-century

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Burns Paiute Tribe chairperson Charlotte Rodrique told The Stranger that she would not dignify the "Constitutional Freedom" group's movement with a formal statement from the tribe, but would comment as an individual.

"I do not condone the actions of the 'Constitutional Freedom' group who have taken over occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Headquarters," Rodrique wrote in an e-mail. "I believe there is little local support for their 'cause'. I have not observed many 'locals' at their gatherings. As a tribal member, I will not dignify their movement with a formal statement. The leaders [of the group] have taken it upon themselves to speak on issues that are of no concern to tribal interests. They seem to be motivated by greed and anger."

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

xp sorry for being flippant.

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

amazing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

#1 group I hope throws shade at these ppl, tbh xxp

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link

The "Wise Use" movement and the corporate and libertarian fucks responsible for it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wise_use

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

Excellent article on Wise Use from PRA in 1993 - this before OKC, but it's still relevant.

http://www.publiceye.org/magazine/v07n2/wiseuse.html

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

promoting the expansion of private property rights

oh yeah sounds like a blast

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

According to McCarthy (2002),[1] the most prominent wise use groups receive most of their support from resource extraction industries (Amoco, British Petroleum, Chevron, Exxon/Mobile, Marathon Oil) as well as the American Farm Bureau, Dupont, Yamaha, General Electric, General Motors, National Cattlemen's Association, and the National Rifle Association).

Well now that you put it like that, what could possibly go wrong?

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

made me think of the scene from Naked Gun 2 1/2. I couldn't find a clip of but...

Chief of Staff John Sununu: Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I am extremely proud to welcome our distinguished guests from the nation's energy suppliers. From the coal industry, chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy, or "SMOCE", Mr. Terence Baggett. Representing the oil industry, head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders, better known as "SPIL", Mr. Donald Fenswick...
Donald Fenswick: Thank you, thank you very much.
Chief of Staff John Sununu: And from the nuclear industry, president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind - "KABOOM", Mr. Arthur Dunwell.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

dude compared himself to rosa parks

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

hush that fuss

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link

"Wise use" has pretty much always been Astroturf.

So many conservative causes present themselves as "get the oppressive tyrant's boot off the neck of the common man" when it's more like "let the orgiastic greed-party continue," but I suspect this is preaching to the choir here

ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

probably, but that was a succinct summary

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I've been thinking about this lately, because I have had some neighbors who have had utterly asinine problems with local building codes lately, where I'm like "ok, so here is a very specific point where I concede that government has no business having any opinion at all about the height of this guy's front steps." But I have no idea how to go about seeking a remedy for that without aligning myself with extreme anti-regulation types.

how's life, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

sign a petition and take it to the city council imo

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

I mean the government does have a business, the government's business includes defending public safety. There are step rises which are too high to be generally safe.

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:41 (eight years ago) link

This one was apparently too short. ¯\(°_°)/¯

how's life, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

Back to the topic at hand, I'm sad that these guys are more of the "copy of constitution in glovebox of pickup truck" instead of the "maritime law" variety.

how's life, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

Not to purposefully defend HOAs or anything stupidly restrictive, but there is a spectrum of safe tread and riser dimensions for stairs, with corresponding graphs for likelihood of injury if either measurement gets too out of sync. Iirc a lot of it has to do with the size of ppl's feet, the average length of strides, the amount of strain caused by level of incline, possible momentum built up in a hypothetical fall, and so on.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

Like the same way that slow drivers are a danger on highways, somewhat counterintuitively, a too-shallow stair size might also cause ppl to trip more or try to take 2 at once, or some other behavioral quirk that increases risk.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm sorry, blame it on a lifetime of dinner conversations led by a mechanical engineer.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

"Maritime law" = A good point, which gives me an idea.

Seems to me a shame that so many of these FreedomBoner (tm) dudes are into land-based pursuits (farming / hunting / ranching / mining / drilling), when their liberty-centric ideology would be very much more at home on the open seas. They'd be much more well-adjusted (and probably do less overall harm) if they took their shtick to international waters.

I would support redirecting all current initiatives intended to mollify and/or pacify the militia kooks of the montane west, and simply building them a half-dozen caravels or barquentines. Let them go privateering, fishing, oil-drilling, even getting mad piratical, if that's what they're into. Only one condition: they would need to wear eye-patches, pouffy blouses, and lots of pansy-asss scarves while they do it.

ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

if ppl are really using the history of enclosure in england as a rationale, that's pretty 'maritime law'-ish

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

Libertarian tech bros have had the whole "international waters"/"private island libertarian utopia" thing sewn up for years. They're not gonna be mingling with a bunch of rednecks if they can help it.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

imagine plenty of us English don't think enclosure was a civilization-enhancing event

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

I'll admit, I have in the past completely taken possession of someone else's front steps for hours at a time.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

The maritime law ppl aren't into the high seas, they're just using any flimsy excuse to contravene federal authority and to argue that they should be exempt from the actual legal system.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

"Maritime law" = A good point, which gives me an idea.

Seems to me a shame that so many of these FreedomBoner (tm) dudes are into land-based pursuits (farming / hunting / ranching / mining / drilling), when their liberty-centric ideology would be very much more at home on the open seas. They'd be much more well-adjusted (and probably do less overall harm) if they took their shtick to international waters.

― ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, January 6, 2016 5:13 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would watch this film

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

Eli Roth will be right on it

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

they should do this in the open water but it seems their entire lives revolve around letting their cattle use public land, sadly no public land in the ocean

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

They'll have to become tuna ranchers.

nickn, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

Git along, little tunas. Yippee-yo-ki-yay.

ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link

one thing to be thankful for

http://factually.gizmodo.com/no-ammon-bundy-didnt-compare-his-militia-to-rosa-parks-1751353105

goole, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

he said his militia would've shot Rosa Parks

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

thanks for the new username, Puffin!!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

So, a key selling point Bundy tries to make is that rural areas are struggling financially because the feds keep placing undue burdens on the ranchers, and if the feds would only pack up and leave then everyone would be rolling in clover. This has a lot of appeal in rural towns surrounded by federal lands, because those places have always been full of poor people living on the edge, though often with a few wealthy folks who are basically the lords of the area.

The problem with this utopian vision is that the feds heavily subsidize those rural areas. They lease grazing rights for a fraction of their true value, build and maintain roads, create the best paid jobs in the local economy, and generally act like a sugar daddy, sucking money from cities and redistributing it to backwaters like Harney County.

From http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/programs/public_lands/grazing/pdfs/CostsAndConsequences_01-2015.pdf

Key Findings
1. Receipts from grazing fees were $125 million less than federal appropriations in 2014. Total federal appropriations for the USFS and BLM grazing programs in fiscal year 2014 were $143.6 million, while grazing receipts were only $18.5 million. Appropriations for the BLM and USFS grazing programs have exceeded grazing receipts by at least $120 million annually since 2002. Had the federal government charged the average private forage market rate for non-irrigated lands in the western states, grazing receipts would have been on average $261 million, greatly exceeding annual appropriations.

2. The gap between federal grazing fees and private land fees has widened considerably. The federal grazing fee in 2014 was set at the legal minimum of $1.35/AUM, or animal unit month, which is the amount of forage to feed a cow and calf for one month. The annual federal grazing fee has been set at the minimum required by law since 2007. In 2013, the federal grazing fees of $1.35/AUM were just 6.72 percent of fees charged for nonirrigated private grazing lands in the West, which averaged $20.10 per AUM. The gap has widened considerably since 1981, when the federal fee was 23.79 percent of fees charged on private rangelands. The federal grazing fee is generally also considerably lower than fees charged on state-owned public lands.

3. The federal grazing subsidy is even larger when all costs to the taxpayer are accounted for. Indirect costs for livestock grazing include portions of different federal agencies budgets, such as the USDA Wildlife Services, which expends money to kill thousands of native carnivores each year that may threaten livestock; U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which expends part of its budget for listing species as threatened or endangered resulting from harm by livestock grazing; and other federal land management agencies that expend money on wildfire suppression caused by invasive cheat grass that is facilitated by livestock grazing. The full cost of the federal grazing program is long overdue for a complete analysis.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

they really just want to be able to use federal land for zero dollars

I was thinking about that yesterday after reading that Bundy had a politician associate in Nevada that was going to try to get the land under state, rather than federal, control. At first I thought it would be to make the land available for sale, but I realized that these guys have no interest in owning it. They're just looking for more convenient ways to, once again, use land they don't own for whatever the hell they want for zero dollars.

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

to me these people are the very ideal of the "takers" they think they are fighting against. they just want free stuff.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

they feel entitled to use land they don't maintain for whatever profit motive, just like their ancestors weren't allowed to do

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

Look into the history of settlement of the Mountain West to see why the "stay off my land" mindset was fairly prominent. Also, the fact that everything was constructed, from federal subsidies and the Army clearing out the previous inhabitants to mineral/extraction companies paying people to move there and artists to create the idea of "the Old West." They actually paid dudes to paint the legend, and sold people on relocating to the High Plains/Wastelands.

Colin Woodward has a good rundown of this in his American Nations book

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

Actually, the entire white settler history of the region after a certain point depended on federal support, in the form of railroads & the US Army.

So "grabbing shit you found laying around that someone else paid/fought/died for" has been a thing for quite a while

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

btw everyone should stop supporting the industry of fattening & murdering cattle altogether just saying

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

Bacon cheeseburgers > the environment, morality, whatever else you got

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link

the funniest thing about this whole situation is these people who think they should be stewards of the land burned down 130 acres of it. not exactly the best way to make your case for responsible user of land.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link

The feds plan to freeze the Bundy militia out by cutting their power. The militia, which has occupied a federal building in an Oregon wildlife refuge since January 3, has said that it does not desire an armed confrontation with authorities, and it sounds like its wish will be granted. Rather than firing off tear gas canisters or kicking in doors and storming the building, authorities are instead planning to cut the Bundys’ electricity, then phone service, before shutting off roads to the refuge, according to The Guardian.

An unnamed federal official reportedly told The Guardian, “After [authorities] shut off the power, they’ll kill the phone service,” adding that “then they’ll block all the roads so that all those guys have a long, lonely winter to think about what they’ve done.”

In Harney County, Oregon, where the Bundy group is camped out, January temperatures hover around a 24 degree average, and winter typically brings plenty of snow. Nonetheless, the Bundys told The Guardian they are “ready and waiting” should their electricity be cut off.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

xp ...A fire they allegedly set to cover up the illegal slaughter of a bunch of deer? Mmmm, stewardship.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

hopefully more crazy militia people will join them and they can all sit in the middle of nowhere freezing for the rest of the winter.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

The areas the Bundys/Hammonds have been embroiled in legal action over are the more verdant or, if you look at it another way, economically viable areas. A lot of the BLM areas are desolate, and in years with low rainfall, even some of the areas where they might graze cattle aren't useful for that purpose. Being able to lease rights for grazing in times when it's possible, and then just letting the federal government hold on to what is scrubland at the best of times is actually a pretty sweet deal!

In most of the country you can't even shoot at deer on your own property outside of a set season, and with the exception of some malcontents, that's mostly respected

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

I'm doubtful that even if they knew the subsidies given to their land-use and his everything else is paid for, they'd drop their protestations. It seems yet another situation where facts won't change shit, since we're into the realm of scared white dudes defending identity-based or tribal issues. Our brains have a habit of jumping to any other rationalization to undergird a tightly held belief.

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

BLM is directly responsible for a lot of damage too fwiw.

http://sandiegofreepress.org/2016/01/pinyon-juniper-forests-blms-false-claims-to-virtue/

kind of shocked the power was still on but i guess you don't want pipes freezing? these guys' only hope is a confrontation, and it's not going to happen. we should take bets on how long this lasts. i give it 10 days after the power goes out. 3 after the roads are blocked.

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

depends largely on if they have good internet on their phones

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

xp thought you were talking about black lives matter and clicked that link with the most confused look on my face

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

I think they imagine that, in lieu of a bloody confrontation and martyrdom, their epic heroism, continued over a period of months, will inspire an ever-growing movement of resistance to federal tyranny, sparking a revolution that renews and refreshes freedom and democracy nationwide. iow, they are just wanking, as was obvious from the start.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link

I have a friend who is an econ professor at a land grant state university in the rural western US and some portion of his workload involves outreach via each county's extension office.

Often this means that he meets with ranchers and farmers at town halls and such where they constantly vilify him and the federal government for their onerous taxes and regulations while utterly ignoring or being unable to comprehend that their entire existence is due to the largest water reclamation project in the country and the heavily subsidized irrigation that it provides. His predecessor was so pissed about having to do this sisyphean job for so long that after he retired he still goes to these meetings to yell back at these guys.

joygoat, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

so are they still on the hook for going to jail for their fire? and if so, will that now have all this idiocy added to it? i hope they go away for a long time. they are a public danger.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

yes, as far as I know they've already reported in for their jail time. the lower court didn't observe the mandatory minimum so they were in for two years, they're on the hook for the remainder of the time. that's all done and taken care of.

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

xp
the hammonds already reported back to federal prison a couple of days ago and are incarcerated. this wankery won't change that.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

xxxp it still amazes me how people can be so blind to the basic facts that form the foundations of their lives.

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

who do you mean by "they"?

the Hammonds, father and son, reported to jail two days ago

http://abcnews.go.com/US/oregon-ranchers-expected-report-california-prison-amid-armed/story?id=36079385

the Bundy militia people are... different guys

xps ha

goole, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

afaik, although there's no list of people, there are no Hammond family members (that were not supposed to be incarcerated) present according to reports. pretty sure that's been mentioned in the thread a few times.

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

these folks see their own day-to-day struggles and they listen to shitheads like Limbaugh who constantly teach them to resent the government and after a certain point, there is no room left in their heads for anything new. they're fully baked and from that point on they can only grow stale.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

thanks goole.

yeah its the double standard that is so upsetting. weird there are two BLM's right now. one is protesting very real death and systemic abuse, the other making a violent stink about the right to ignore law and order.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link

I have a friend who is an econ professor at a land grant state university in the rural western US and some portion of his workload involves outreach via each county's extension office.

Often this means that he meets with ranchers and farmers at town halls and such where they constantly vilify him and the federal government for their onerous taxes and regulations while utterly ignoring or being unable to comprehend that their entire existence is due to the largest water reclamation project in the country and the heavily subsidized irrigation that it provides. His predecessor was so pissed about having to do this sisyphean job for so long that after he retired he still goes to these meetings to yell back at these guys.

― joygoat, Wednesday, January 6, 2016 12:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this is... it's so bizarre. i think a big part of the problem is how the symbology and mythology of the west both enables the situation and is deeply contradictory / anathema to it. if you hold it close you're a deeply deluded fool who is going to be coddled enough to keep the illusion out there but mostly exploited in real terms. if you do see it and you still want to be a part of it you have to be cynical. there's a rot that happens as a result. imo the original sin is a genocide that has never been openly acknowledged / dealt with. i mean it's basically a colonial nightmare.

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

to me its scary these militia people are bringing this stuff across state lines. they want to create an interstate threat.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

smh adam blm stands for bureau of land administration

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:10 (eight years ago) link

adam can you take a nap and come back to this or something

goole, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

Bureau of Land Management

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

this is old by a day or so but I love its ignorance

After Bundy defended his decision to lead a small militia to take over a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, Kelly challenged him.

"You know the argument on the other side, which is, these ranchers — whom you support but are not directly involved — had their day in court. And they were found guilty, and it went all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court, which denied their appeal. Isn’t that the way it’s supposed to work in our country when it comes to the rule of law?" she asked.

"Yeah, well let me ask you — and I’m sure you know the answer, but who was the plaintiff?" Bundy asked in response.

After a pause, Kelly told Bundy to "keep going."

And when Bundy asked the same question again, Kelly took another brief pause.

"I’m waiting for you to make your point. Generally I don’t answer the questions on my show; I ask them," she said.

"Oh, I mean, it was asked intending to be answered, but the plaintiff is the federal government," Bundy said in response, adding that there is no "proper redress" for the people in such situations.

NO REDRESS. except for multiple appeals all the way up to the fucking supreme court.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

right thx i'm typing during a meeting and got distracted midway thru the acronym xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

One of the sustaining myths out here in the rural west is "I work damn hard, constantly, so all my success is due to my hard work." This is, of course, a very self-flattering myth and thus very appealing. After all, most ranchers do work damn hard.

The fact is that most homesteaders in the same areas worked much harder, lived on a much smaller real income, failed in spite of backbreaking toil, and had to move away because the land would not support them no matter how hard they worked. The successful homesteaders usually succeeded because they got onto the right parcel of land, bought out their failing neighbors for a song, and hung on by their fingernails until WWI brought a commodities boom. Even then, they barely survived until the federal government programs of the New Deal put the local economies on a more stable footing.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

after he retired he still goes to these meetings to yell back at these guys.

I love this

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

local native tribe says "get the hell out"

Burns tribe says armed activists 'desecrating' Oregon land

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

<3

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

OK so these Hammond guys aren't so great either

(trigger warning: descriptions of child abuse)

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/01/04/3735722/meet-the-child-abusing-arsonists-at-the-center-of-the-oregon-militia-standoff/

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

"I work damn hard, constantly, so all my success is due to my hard work."

one of the sustaining myths of capitalism even

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link

Yup

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link

Colin Meloy of the Decembrists has been tweeting erotic fan fiction about the Malheur standoff.

@colinmeloy
"Jason pressed Jed against a rack of "Birds of Oregon" books; his breath was sweet with jerky. Somewhere, an egret cried" ‪#‎bundyeroticfanfic‬

sleeve, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link

Apologies if this has already been linked, but this is a good 'splainer: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/06/upshot/why-the-government-owns-so-much-land-in-the-west.html.

Among other things, it notes that the ranchers couldn't afford to buy the land, and it would cost states too much to administer it, so it would be tricky for the feds to dispose of even if they wanted to.

that's a very strange notion, since, you know, the government itself is setting the price for the land. either it isn't priced to market or it's implied that other parties (but not the ranchers) would be able to buy the land.

Sharkie, Thursday, 7 January 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link

When Astroturf Patsies Go Rogue lol

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 January 2016 11:00 (eight years ago) link

If the federal government were to divest itself of federal lands directly to private ownership, they would sell it in such enormous parcels that only banks, insurance companies, hedge funds, or pension funds could afford to bid on them. These owners would, in their turn, go about maximizing their profits on those lands as they saw fit. Handing them over to ranchers at bargain prices seems like the most unlikely outcome of all. More likely the new owners would just put up no trespassing signs and sit on their investment, if it didn't yield an immediate 30% profit.

That's why the Bundy types want the lands turned over to the local counties. Lots of these counties are very sparsely populated, so it would be relatively easy to capture county government with just a small amount of horse-trading, back-scratching, and a healthy dose of voter intimidation whenever needed. Just the way the KKK worked in the Jim Crow south.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 7 January 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link

Is this a really dull story? Feels like one.

everything, Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

you're bored of it, congratulations

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

xpost, well I'll keep checking in case someone posts a link to an article summarizing the situation! Can't wait.

everything, Thursday, 7 January 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

That summary could be pretty long, since there are a lot of facets to the story.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 7 January 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/3/10703712/oregon-militia-standoff

schwantz, Thursday, 7 January 2016 23:58 (eight years ago) link

That Vox summary had the look and feel of something tossed together in about an hour. Its facts were factual enough, but woefully insufficient to arrive at any understanding of the situation at all. It didn't even connect the few facts it contained in a particularly coherent sequence.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 8 January 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link

yup

Who is Vox Media writing for?

sleeve, Friday, 8 January 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link

Oh. An ironic link, then?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 8 January 2016 02:33 (eight years ago) link

nah I think the link was in good faith but I agree w/your critique

I found that thread pretty interesting in and of itself, they only got on my radar recently

sleeve, Friday, 8 January 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

Vox thread, that is

sleeve, Friday, 8 January 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

xxp thx Aimless, useful explanation

Sharkie, Friday, 8 January 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link

tensions w/local increasing

http://thelapine.ca/79-year-old-bird-watcher-takes-down-oregon-militant-with-old-high-school-wrestling-move/

sleeve, Monday, 11 January 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link

localS

sleeve, Monday, 11 January 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link

“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI agent.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 January 2016 04:28 (eight years ago) link

that is a 'satirical' website, isn't it?

soref, Monday, 11 January 2016 04:34 (eight years ago) link

god damn it, yes I think so. sorry.

sleeve, Monday, 11 January 2016 04:38 (eight years ago) link

and this one, which illustrates the frustration of the locals:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/pissed-as-hell-rancher-blows-up-at-bundy-militants-im-not-going-let-some-other-people-be-my-face/

sleeve, Monday, 11 January 2016 04:41 (eight years ago) link

Militants say they'll reveal exit plan Friday

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

Cue post of finale to The Wild Bunch

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link

If they say anything they haven't already said, I'd be surprised. This is more likely to be just another excuse for grandstanding in front of the media.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

sick of these idiots. let them have the outpost, keep the roads blocked and the power & water off and just wait it out. eventually they'll exit the standoff and enter custody.

if pizza is wrong, i don't want to be right (art), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

hope to some day see a play based on this with some brokeback mountain types cast

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link

yessss

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link

script by Colin Meloy

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 23:00 (eight years ago) link

"yokel haram" is a good name if that hasn't been mentioned yet

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link

they brought in a "judge"

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/oregon-militiamen-prepare-for-grand-jury-against-local-officials

goole, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

how long wld these guys persist if they didn't get so much press i wonder

art, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

but also how did they get this guy in i thought somebody was preventing movement in/out

art, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link

lol a fake judge, that's adorable

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

the roads to the wildlife refuge are still open to anyone coming or going. if those guys had any money, they could order a dozen pizzas every night to be delivered.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

U.S. Superior Court Judge Bruce Doucette (not a real judge)

please god let that be his title in full

this album is just called "lodger" not "the lodger" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

some day history will remember these brave men that took off work and say in a powerless cabin drinking beer for a few weeks.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

we are witness to history

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jon-ritzheimer-militia-care-package--4

goole, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link

“We’re not going to be deterred, we’re not going to let your junk and hate mail sidetrack us”

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

some day history will remember these brave men who got a bunch of free gifts from strangers and threw them on the floor.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

“This one is really funny...a bag of dicks”

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

his follow-up one w the tattoo is even funnier (esp because he didn't think of it first)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

it's weird that this thread missed that whole thing for like a week and a half

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

oh, it was noticed

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

I am very disappointed in myself that I was so busy being a daddy that I forgot to swear an oath

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

I kept confusing Oath Keepers with Promise Keepers last week, there has to be an overlap

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

^^Trapper Keepers.

chicken danczuk (suzy), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

guys there's always time to swear an oath

a (waterface), Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:20 (eight years ago) link

Ultimately, it will be some poor wildlife refuge volunteers who will have to clean up all this garbage that's been sent to them.

how's life, Thursday, 14 January 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

Possibly, but the birds might be able to use some of this stuff too. Technically speaking, all their sex is anal.

it takes the village people (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

Ultimately, it will be some poor wildlife refuge volunteers who will have to clean up all this garbage that's been sent to them.

Exactly what I said on FB/Twitter yesterday. These assholes are just gonna leave their trash behind when they finally abandon their idiotic crusade.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 14 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

"we had to clean up after the Oregon militia and there were dildos and lube *everywhere*!"

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

one should empathize with the mail(wo)men who have to interact with these lunatics.

Sharkie, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

lol did anybody actually go to the actual website where Doucette was "sworn in" as a "Superior Court judge": http://scannedretina.com/2015/05/25/public-announcement-new-superior-court-judges-steven-dean-byfield-and-bruce-doucette/

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link

so that means these guys are essentially:

http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/darkknightrises20248.jpg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

Guy claims he is not a US citizen, tries to enter a courtroom with a camera, with predictable results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMUdxNXo7QY

schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link

lol that was quick

badg, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

what an asshole

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

a little knowledge...will get you zapped!

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

you know what my motto is? stay away from fucking courthouses!

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Mikey Blah Blah 1 month ago
Let the record show I watched this over a dozen times.

nomar, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

Cheesy intro going INSTA - JUSTICE! had me a little worried that I had stumbled upon my cousin's facebook feed.

But you know what? It was entirely appropriate, I enjoyed the federal government's heavy hand of law in that one.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link

he sounded like a total neckbeard MRA kinda guy, too, not just an infowars stan. i was hoping to see a fedora tumble off his head and down the hallway, like that hat from miller's crossing.

nomar, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

'the several states'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

gotta say i would feel better about that vid if the guy blocking him gave, like, a clear verbal warning before using the taser.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

no way, that guy is an American hero

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

the guy did try to force his way into a courtroom...

nomar, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:18 (eight years ago) link

At the point when a cop or enforcement officer raises his taser and takes aim at you – and you don't have a taser of your own – that's when you need to beat a hasty retreat.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

maybe he got confused for a sec and thought he was a timecop?

nomar, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

"Not-for-hire" on the door, around, unh, pretty car, got the green mask on front...

how's life, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

these guys with their belief that they can hack the entire american justice system with some carefully placed loopholes
i blame Law and Order

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

I blame Nightmare on Elm Street.

how's life, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

loved the "gotcha" moment the dude had when he read the bailiff dude's nametag, total pwnage

nomar, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

whenever i'm in a position of privilege at a venue (working ticket lists and such), this is always the tipoff that i am dealing with a king asshole

"Check again, under my first name"
"Yeah, I'm sorry; I'm not seeing it there either. Do you know who put you on the list?"
"How am I supposed to know? Just check it again."
"Well, it's not there; is there anyone you can call?"
"Who's your manager?"
"Um, I'm my own manager."
"oh yeah... WHAT'S YOUR NAME" * pulls out iPhone and points it at me as if waiting for me to start breakdancing*

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

That was perfect ty

broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:51 (eight years ago) link

At the point when a cop or enforcement officer raises his taser and takes aim at you – and you don't have a taser of your own – that's when you need to beat a hasty retreat.

― pplains, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 1:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ehhhh i dunnnnnno. i mean obviously this is a really different context but maybe i am really sensitive to this on account of the last year and a half's public conversation about law enforcement and the use of force and so on. i mean right up until then i was really feeling the guy blocking the door, and his cool-as-fuck answers to this loon's dumbass lines. just would have really liked a "sir, i am giving you fair warning that if you make another attempt to enter this courtroom i will use this taser." it sorta looked as if only a couple seconds passed between him taking out the taser and using it, like it's totally possible someone (especially an amped-up loon clearly spieling out some scenario in his head and maybe not that plugged into reality around him) would not recognize what it was or realize it was RIGHT about to be used.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link

That's all fair, seriously, but he will def recognise the next one so yknow growth through experience

broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

i think that, given the fact that it's a court setting where it's not unlikely that someone could come in looking for revenge against a lawyer / judge / plaintiff, those guys take more or less zero shit and that's honestly one of the few settings where is seems appropriate.

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

it prob was not the first time they had encountered that loon tho

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

I don't completely disagree with you DC, but take my post from the POV of just plain common sense - based upon anyone aiming a taser at you.

But that said, I do not feel in the slightest that the bailiff needed to announce some sort of Robocop warning to the man trying to forcibly gain access into a federal courtroom.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link

Doc Casino is otm obviously but it's important to remember that to yr Freeman the Tasing is like a kiss, it's his consummation, his raison d'etre

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

he also says to the guard that your laws don't apply to me

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

the taser applies to him

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

The laws of physics, though...

(xp)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

the whole sub-genre of *watch me make a fool of/school this cop* youtube videos is going to have some heeeeelarious results at times. i'm not a big cop fan but i did LOL at this video in the same way i would LOL at *little kid gets knocked over by cat* on youtube.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

Dunno how he squares "I am an unperson and your country's laws don't apply to me" with his rights to freedom of speech and movement.

ilxors ananimus (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

iirc he would regard those as being natural rights of some kind as opposed to the made up maritime dc conspiracy

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

sooooo, he can walk anywhere does that mean i can walk into his house?

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

and then tase him in his house?

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

you know what my motto is? stay away from fucking courthouses!

― scott seward, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 9:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a fucking men

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

(that was meant to be read as AMEN with the word "fucking" in between A and Men)

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

good work everybody itt

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

i DO get a kick out of the whole *I can do whatever I want I'm not a citizen!* thing. i gotta try that.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

I think it's some narrow, psycho reading of the Constitution and how it treats the several states, (i.e. believing we're in some kind of Articles of Confederation deal where states are forming a union, not a single country with administrative subdivisions) crossed with some paranoid-critical interpretation of the admittedly vague provisos about citizenship. So he believes in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, but insists that you can't be a citizen of the United States, unless born in federal territory.

As for the taser and the warning... I hear what y'all are all saying. Just seems like so many of the same justifications rhyme with ones we might hear in a different setting. Like, idk, if some over-enthusiastic college kid at a protest got up in some cop's face ranting their own equally confused and cobbled-together understanding of the law and their rights, and the cop just shot or tased them without warning, would we be cool with that? Or is it specifically that this specific guy is one who all of us here would find completely insufferable? Not sure I totally agree that trying to enter a courtroom by force is different enough to require a different standard, especially since he was being barred from entry because of the camera, not because of any suspicion that he'd engage in violence once inside or something.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

i'd argue that he was being barred following an attempt to forcibly enter a court.
it's certainly no explicit guarantee of safety if you DON'T do it but the fastest way to get in a terrible position is to lay hands on anybody working in a federal building that is open to the public. those guys are under high stress with long periods of boredom, wearing uncomfortable clothes and they're armed.

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

but yeah i hear you

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

"Or is it specifically that this specific guy is one who all of us here would find completely insufferable?"

this is kinda it for me...

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

I'm totally with you on this, Dr Casino. Much as I felt schadenfreude w/ a guilty lol, I'm kind of disturbed by how easily everyone finds justifying this.

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

Er, either "how easy" there, or "how easily everyone is justifying it".

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

Yeah. Let's not forget that tasers can kill people.

schwantz, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I'm partly "lol @ this clown" but at the same time I know there are people justifying all sorts of abuses of power by tired or pressurised or provoked law enforcers.

ilxors ananimus (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

Doesn't precisely fit this thread, but did you guys see how rapper B.O.B. came out as a flat earther holocaust denier this weekend?

how's life, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Noooo, any links?

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

but its not like he was a peaceful protester on the street. he was hostile and trying to get into the prosecutor's office in a courthouse after being told numerous times to fuck off and giving insane answers to questions.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I'm sorry that I still don't think potentially lethal violence against his person is the answer there.

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

Like, idk, if some over-enthusiastic college kid at a protest got up in some cop's face ranting their own equally confused and cobbled-together understanding of the law and their rights, and the cop just shot or tased them without warning, would we be cool with that?

Step 1: Don't get in a cop's face

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link

also like i said, i seriously doubt that was the first time that asshat was in that courthouse causing trouble

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

I am an American Common Law Superior Court Judge in Alaska where operation of the Seventh Amendment Courts started up again in conjunction with the Common Law Grand Juries more than a year ago and I also serve as a Federal Postal District Court Judge for the Western Region. As you can clearly see by reading the Seventh Amendment all matters pertaining to living people and their property must be addressed to Common Law Courts.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a41543/is-oregon-standoff-over

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

I'm generally averse to state displays of violence/power but idk yeah maybe in this case it's just that I'm unsympathetic to this jackass, he was def breaking the law (for reasons I don't agree with), deliberately provoked the response etc.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link

re: BOB, check his twitter.
he is also against the cloning facilities run by the government.

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

Just throw him down and cuff him. Tasing sucks.

schwantz, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

^^^just a cursory two minute run around the internet regarding wackjobs and guns (and airplanes) attacking federal buildings

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link

agreed tasing sucks, doesn't mean you get to act like that toward federal employees

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link

FBI considers these people domestic terrorists

https://leb.fbi.gov/2011/september/sovereign-citizens-a-growing-domestic-threat-to-law-enforcement

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link

yeah i'm feeling this less and less tbh, esp. waterface's line of argument. i'm with emil.y. getting in a cop's face, or being an annoying jackass possibly more than once in your life, does not equal a justification to use potentially lethal violence.

and in this case specifically, again, it's not clear that he "deliberately provoked" being tased. that would possibly be the case if he had in fact been warned about it. that's the whole thing. there's what, a half-second, one second between the officer raising the taser and saying "step back" and then using the taser. during that time, our protagonist just gets a few more syllables through his rant, standing still. if he's even noticed the taser at that point, there's no indication of it, but it's absolutely not enough time for anyone to 'step back.' or if his rant had turned to "i will now step back now as you request, but note for the record..." there would not be time for the officer to process that. i'm not convinced, by the way, that "step back" is a terribly clear way of communicating the concept "if you do not step back i will use this taser on you," versus all the other things the officer has previously said which also constituted asking the guy to go away but did not have the threat of violence attached to them. or that holding up a random technological object constitutes communicating that it is in fact a weapon, and not some weird in-house brand of walkie-talkie, say.

so once the officer reachers for the taser, this guy is going to get tased. that's part of the same fucked up police culture/mentality that leads to people getting shot by police when reaching for their wallets and everything else. that's not to elide the role of racism in the cases we're usually discussing in reference to these themes - - -- just saying that the whole ready-to-react-with-a-weapon-that-could-kill-or-maim-someone mentality needs to be critiqued, not cheered on because the victim of the weapon happens to be an unbearable jackass.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link

http://www.ncsc.org/sitecore/content/microsites/future-trends-2012/home/better-courts/1-1-courthouse-security-incidents.aspx

A breakdown of the CJES research data show that 199 incidents (shootings, bombings, and arson attacks) have occurred in state courts from 1970 through 2009: 20 during 1970-79; 37 during 1980-89; 64 during 1990-99; and 78 during 2000-09. In addition, CJES has documented 11 state courthouse incidents for 2010 and 13 for 2011. Clearly, incidents involving shootings, bombings, and arson are on the rise.

Additionally, CJES began in 2009 to track and record violent incidents in courthouses other than shootings, bombings, and arson attacks. These include knifings and other assaults, bomb plots, and incidents of violence that stop just short of a shooting, bombing, or arson incident. With its 2012 publication “Disorder in the Court—Incidents of Courthouse Violence,” CJES has documented 209 such “other” incidents involving state courts from 2005-11: 10 in 2005; 10 in 2006; 16 in 2007; 24 in 2008; 32 in 2009; 50 in 2010; and 67 in 2011. Again, these types of violent incidents are on the rise.

I'll just leave this here.

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link

okay... ?

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link

really not sure what that's supposed to add here. is the idea that if incidents of attacks are on the rise, law enforcement firing off their weapons effectively without warning at unarmed people standing still and ranting at them is okay? does that rule apply specifically to law enforcement working at courthouses, or would it obtain for other officers of the law so long as they were in places that have, statistically, seen increased incidents of attacks of some kind? there have been a lot of arsons in detroit, so i guess it'd be okay if the cops there shot on sight anybody walking up to them and yelling "the end is nigh! repent! i am the son of the serpent! don't drink flouridated water! i do not have a last name!"

also, if i understand the intended implications correctly: if incidents of people conducting attacks at courthouses were declining, then the officer's actions would suddenly be a problem?

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

i mean this is not somebody kicking and shoving the officers and waving around a bomb, where there's clearly an imminent danger to life and limb. this is some loon ranting about their crackpot constitution theory. every bookstore in the city probably sees five of these every month, none of whom kill anybody or blow up anything no matter how much they may annoy the employees. so i think the officer could afford the risk of giving them an actual real warning before you electrocute them. ceding everything on the vague possibility that the guy could have hypothetically posed a much more serious threat than he apparently did is police-state thinking imho, and certainly contains the seeds for justifications of all police violence.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link

the dude asked the guy to take the camera off a number of times.
the man would have been allowed to go in without the camera.

i think the tazing is an overreach, but not surprising.
pretty obvious to me the courthouse guy felt threatened, so he acted accordingly.

this is a surprise, why?

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link

just because you're inured to injustice doesn't make it more just

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

never said it was just

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

just saying, think about the atmosphere, think how federal employees feel.

should the dude have waited another 5-10 seconds before shooting? probably.

a (waterface), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

It's not a federal court, if that matters (it doesn't).

boxall, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

ps I should note that courthouse marshalls are lazy as fuck and generally just walk the hallways and check IDs at the door. I dont think I'd trust them with a taser.

pps I still enjoyed watching this asshole get tased

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:36 (eight years ago) link


ps I should note that courthouse marshalls are lazy as fuck and generally just walk the hallways and check IDs at the door. I dont think I'd trust them with a taser.

This is my standard line of thinking about cops in general. Not that I don't think that this guy deserved a zap, but I don't agree with this officer's use of the taser.

how's life, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link

so we're down to the officer feeling "threatened," then. honestly, waterface, i don't have it in me right now to recapitulate why that line of argument strikes me as unconvincing; see my comment above about the past year and a half's public conversation about police violence. i'm sure at some juncture in my life i'd be with you, rooting for the officer using excessive force against the dumbass - not out of a love of force but out of a contempt for dumbasses - but i'm not at that point now and it just strikes me as sad and awful and demoralizing. sorry if i've derailed an otherwise satisfying thread, y'all.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:09 (eight years ago) link

This is my standard line of thinking about cops in general. Not that I don't think that this guy deserved a zap, but I don't agree with this officer's use of the taser.

― how's life, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 11:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my impression of marshalls is they all used to be cops who gave a fuck, now theyre 50+ and could care less about anything else other than drinking coffee and bullshitting with their homies at the metal detectors

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:11 (eight years ago) link

no one thinks tasing should be the first action when it comes to physically detaining someone

everyone thinks the sovereign dude needed to get physically detained

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:15 (eight years ago) link

Taser was a bit much, especially since this guy had likely passed through a metal detector to even get that far.

But still, this is your white privilege caught on tape. "I have the right to barge into this courtroom, R. BEENE OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS." It's why "you tased me bro" was funny that one time. Other men - or children - are getting shot dead in the streets, and i'm going to lose a wink of sleep over this history fetishist getting his ass zapped for two seconds?

I am an American Common Law Superior

I assassin down the avenue....

pplains, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:32 (eight years ago) link

the worst part of tasers is that they take something that is funny -- ppl getting mildly zapped with electricity and reacting -- and turn it into a bad weapon

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:38 (eight years ago) link

zapped myself trying to wire a light fixture a couple months ago and it was hilarious

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:39 (eight years ago) link

My college roommate still jokes on FB about the time I electrocuted myself in the basement. It's always funnier to the folks not getting zapped, I'll give you that.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:41 (eight years ago) link

There's a sticker on that car, in the video, that says "shortest traffic stop ever!", and one of the related videos is "NOT the shortest traffic stop ever", which is what it seems like, he's outraged that this bullshit isn't an immediately-effective get away free card for driving around with no plates and no insurance.

His girlfriend is in the car with him, and is placatory all the way, while he's bitching about the fact that the constitution GUARANTEES his free movement once he's made clear that he's a driver not a motorist or whatever bullshit magical distinction. And the cop calls in his sergeant, and they sit and chat between themselves for a while then let him go, which he is still seething about.

And it's not hard to find his blog post about it, where he says that he was very careful to refuse the requests to leave his property (I. E. his car), and describes one of the outcomes avoided as kidnapping (I. E. arrest), and you wonder whether the cops were actually discussing whether he might be more trouble than he's worth, and whether they're aware that a few sovereign citizens in similar situations have just taken it upon themselves to start shooting up the police.

I think that's kind of my takeaway from this thread, that a difference between (at least one branch of) crazy white dudes (and they're almost all white dudes in the way that movements in the key of Lets Take It Right Back tend to be) and crazy non-white dudes is that the non-white dudes will generally have some idea of what threat escalation is, how it works.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link

I'm being way too jocular here, these kind of people drive like this, but that last sentence is the IRL version of the Eddie Murphy joke about Poltergeist/Amityville movies. White people want to stay and fight the ghosts (heh). Black people, "I love this neighborhood, schools are great, big yard for the kids–" ***GET OUT*** "–too bad we have to leave!"

pplains, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link

(not sure if this was discussed more on another thread, figured the bulk of the discussion had been here)

lute bro (brimstead), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link

yep, thanks

One person, who was the subject of a federal probable cause arrest died. It's unclear who fired first.

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 03:19 (eight years ago) link

if a weapon was brandished, the officers may well have fired first. they are touchy about things like that.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

HARNEY COUNTY, Ore. — One person is dead and seven others, including Oregon occupation leader Ammon Bundy, were detained following a violent confrontation with the FBI and state police Tuesday night.

It all began with a traffic stop while Bundy and some of his followers were en route to a community meeting at a John Day senior center, about 70 miles north of Burns.

Shots were fired after FBI agents, Oregon State troopers and other law enforcement agencies made the stop on US Highway 395.

Ammon Bundy, Ryan Bundy, Brian Cavalier, Shawna Cox and Ryan W. Payne were arrested during the stop. Joseph Donald O'Shaughnessy and online talk-show radio host Peter Santilli were arrested in Burns.

All of them are facing federal felony charges of conspiracy to impede officers of the United States from discharging their official duties, through the use of force, intimidation or threats.

LaVoy Finicum, an outspoken member of the armed group who would often speak at news conferences in place of Bundy, was shot and killed during the confrontation. Ryan Bundy suffered a non-life threatening injury in the shooting.

CNN is reporting it's unclear who fired first.

Federal law enforcement officers converged on the wildlife refuge after the arrests and were expected to remain at the site throughout the night. It was unclear how many members of the armed group, if any, were at the refuge when the law enforcement officers arrived.

The arrests come on the heels of the 24th day of the refuge occupation.

Bundy and about three dozen other individuals occupied the wildlife refuge earlier this month after two local ranchers, the Hammonds, were sent to prison for setting fires on federal land.

The Hammonds served no more than a year until an appeals court judge ruled that the terms fell short of minimum sentences requiring them to serve about four more years.

Ammon Bundy, the self-proclaimed leader of Citizens for Constitutional Freedom, occupied the refuge to protest federal land restrictions. He had said he prayed about the matter and "clearly understood that the Lord was not pleased with what was happening to the Hammonds."

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 04:44 (eight years ago) link

throw these bastards in gitmo

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyAVjIndWOE

ulysses, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 04:51 (eight years ago) link

As for the courtroom guy with the "not for hire" "conveyance," didn't that look like a decommissioned police car? It had the pointable spotlight in front of the driver and generally looked police-issue. I think a lot of these guys would be cops if they could, despite their anti-authoritarian stance.

nickn, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 06:47 (eight years ago) link

It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 08:30 (eight years ago) link

look, don't get me wrong about the courthouse guy, i don't justify the taser thing, but it reminds me of another motto that i live by which is: avoid all pain that is 100% avoidable. if you fuck with a bear in its den bad things can happen. which is why you should stay away from all police stations, courthouses, drug houses, and militia compounds unless you have a really good reason for being in one. and if you want to change your stupid country or whatever do it from home with a fiery letter-writing campaign.

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:11 (eight years ago) link

yup.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure at some juncture in my life i'd be with you, rooting for the officer using excessive force against the dumbass -

i haven't rooted for anyone here. just saying, i'm not surprised at the outcome.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link

Roughly speaking, how many people here do you reckon are surprised at the outcome?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link

Over the courtroom guy or the Oregon militia dudes?

I'm never pleased when someone gets killed, especially by federal agents or state officers, but hearing that the lone fatality last night was the guy who sat underneath a blue tarp with a rifle and addressed reporters, well. My heart's in a different place this morning than it was after the Tamir Rice verdict.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:22 (eight years ago) link

Roughly speaking, how many people here do you reckon are surprised at the outcome?

Wuz Talking to Dr C., who seems to think I was rooting for excessive force

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link

I'm never pleased when someone gets killed, especially by federal agents or state officers, but hearing that the lone fatality last night was the guy who sat underneath a blue tarp with a rifle and addressed reporters, well. My heart's in a different place this morning than it was after the Tamir Rice verdict.

Yup.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/01/27/lavoy-finicum-ore-occupier-who-said-hed-rather-die-than-go-to-jail-did-just-that/

With his shaved head and soft voice, Robert “LaVoy” Finicum resembled a monk — albeit a monk wearing a Stetson and packing a Colt .45 pistol on his hip.

And like a monk, Finicum waxed poetic when asked earlier this month if he was prepared to die rather than go to jail for illegally occupying a federal wildlife refuge in rural Oregon.

“Absolutely,” he told NBC’s Tony Dokoupil on Jan. 5. “I have been raised in the country all my life. I love dearly to feel the wind on my face, to see the sun rise, to see the moon in the night. I have no intention of spending any of my days in a concrete box.”

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Given the number of bullshit police shootings that happen on a regular basis, it's been an embarrassment that these jackasses have been able to occupy a federal anything with brandished weapons, making threats and otherwise just being assholes. I don't know why this took so long, ending as it did or not.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:50 (eight years ago) link

With his shaved head and cowboy hat, Robert “LaVoy” Finicum resembled Max Hardcore.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:52 (eight years ago) link

so the problem isn't that the police didn't kill anyone, it's that they didn't kill anyone quickly enough

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:53 (eight years ago) link

I don't know why this took so long, ending as it did or not.

Feds don't want another Waco

And they really don't want another Oklahoma City bombing

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:53 (eight years ago) link

The latter hypothetical is still in play; psychos don't need to provoked. As for the former, I get that. But they still should have arrested them weeks ago. We don't know who shot first, but this far along, with a bunch of people with guns surrounded by a bunch of people with guns, violence seemed pretty inevitable. Because guns. Were they supposed to live there forever? Because someone was eventually going to get shot. Statistically one of them would have probably accidentally shot themselves or one of their cohort, if not an onlooker.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link

We don't know who shot first

FBI/local law enforcement stopped the Bundys while they were en route to a meeting an hour or so away from Burns
Tarp man was in a separate car, sped away, ran into a snowbank, then charged at law enforcement
Where they were stopped is in a dense, wooded area far away from the public (I believe) so less likely to have civilians shot accidentally, taken hostage, etc

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

From his book, ONLY BY BLOOD AND SUFFERING

http://i.imgur.com/gfk1cu0.png

pplains, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

Funny he mentions power lines since I'm pretty sure this isn't how you change the light bulb on one of these things.

http://i.imgur.com/K3cQ22a.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link

"he was not a mormon. to me, he was handsome"

whoa rude

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

Chas Pierce: "There's a martyr now around whom to rally. There are people in jail around whom to rally. There's a cause for the feeble-minded and the politically delusionary to embrace. There is a wildness in our politics, and the fringes are expanding almost by the day."

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a41556/oregon-militiamen-captured-one-dead/

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

has there ever NOT been a wildness in u.s. politics...???

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

unfortunate that they used this to charge them:

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/felony_charge_against_refuge_o.html#incart_maj-story-1

iirc there are plenty of other crimes that would apply instead of this thought crime nonsense

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

"You have an obligation to proceed to the Harney County Resource Center (the wildlife refuge) immediately," Hunt wrote. "If you fail to arrive, you will demonstrate by your own actions that your previous statements to defend life, liberty, and property were false."

o shit they've proclaimed a caliphate

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

http://cdn.billmoyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5927274_1_l.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking about ridiculous moves that could be done to make this someone else's problem, and inspired by these assholes desecrating ground and rifling through native american artifacts... just give that part of the refuge to the local tribal council government

then turn a blind eye to whatever might happen!

there's no way anyone wants these idiots to be their responsibility to deal with, though

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

These arrests are not the last step in the Malheur wildlife refuge situation. Now we'll get all the out-of-state crazies jumping in their pickup trucks and heading for Oregon with their arsenals of weapons and ammo, looking for a rumble. My heart goes out to the good people of Harney county who've been enduring this shitstorm of imported stupidity. It will probably get worse before it gets better.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

i'm reminded of the flypaper theory of iraq

balls, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

uh, is anyone watching this live feed from inside the standoff? http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/watch-live-feed-from-inside-the-standoff-at-oregon-wildlife-refuge

i'm listening to it one ear as i work and it's fascinating. some of them appear to be recording their final statements for their family.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

then you have little snippets of conversation like "we came, we were peaceful....and now we're gonna fuck shit up", followed by some old guy going "yes sir"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

they're discussing when they should go to the bathroom. one guy just said he's been known to shit himself

i bet all of this is actually very similar to off the record founding father conversations

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

o_O

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

oh boy

nomar, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

we came we were peaceful and now i'm gonna shit myself

nomar, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

I skipped around in that. Sounded like one guy was recording a statement for his family. Heard a little bit of a discussion about how geese don't know which way to fly because the government's so screwed up. Then I found a little discussion about who was going to go poop and then relieve some other guys who had to go poop. xp lol

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

they just started talking about who is pooping again. also some guy is complaining that he can't believe his sister is there, given how much she complains about the world

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

they're holding out hope that some militia will come and reinforce them in time for...something. but they don't know how far away the militia is

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

sounds like a gas

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

"When the shootin' starts get that camera rollin'"

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

"we left a video with him as to what we want done with our remains."

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

(this is around 19:40)

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

"how well do you think they can hear us from here?", says one of the guys who likes to talk about poop, about 10 feet from the camera, clearly audible.
tech guy: "not too good"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

Now these addled cowboys will feel justified in totally trashing the refuge HQ because that's what you do in a war, you grab and smash and shoot whoever you want. I would love to see them all captured alive, then sentenced to 300 years apiece in federal prison, where they can stew in their own pseudo-constitutional juice.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

my buddy is a cameraman for a news channel and he was up there, he told me there was an Inf0Wars guy there who was telling all the other media guys they were sheep or whatever, couldn't be trusted to be neutral, then would stand BEHIND the bundy crew at the podium nodding along with everything they said, arms folded.

nomar, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

here is the current live feed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rdXj9xrGI

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

This is significantly less exciting than Balloon Boy, as far as live feeds go.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

friend on FB points out:

"Tell me you didn't livestream that" says voice just off camera after ten minutes of hearing him discuss how to respond to law enforcement and how they need to set up their defensive parameter.

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

One doesn't expect the brightest of bulbs to be running the show at this point.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

Dude is calling a buddy trying to arrange for his dogs to be removed. Turns out the guy he's calling was there when they shot the one guy. Asks him why he's not out there shooting them sunsabitches.

Oh my god these people are dumb.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

stupid... like a FOX!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Now imagine the people in those gifs, but with loaded semi-automatic weapons!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

One of the guys appears to have a text message alert that sounds like a silencer.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link

Asks him why he's not out there shooting them sunsabitches.

I just listened to that too. He also believes that militia from around the world are on the way.

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

every time i think about these guys with weapons i think about White Boy Bob in 'Out of Sight'

nomar, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

Did the guy bring his dogs to the standoff, or is he just setting up passing them on should he get capped while rushing a state patroller?

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

He brought them. He was asking his friend "do you think you could meet me at the front gate" or something and from his responses you can tell his buddy was like "there is no way I can do that".

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

i'm kind of loving this livestream. right now it's just a shot of the landscape with ominous helicopter noises, people mumbling about stuff in the near distance. they're talking about coffee. amazing.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

better than Paul Ryan's blizzardcam?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

what happened to that one dude

its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

dude's shooting in portrait now.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

omg

is this livestream dumbass guy about to take a ride on a ATV? anyone else see that?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

Did they bring their own four wheelers for fun or are they still jacking state vehicles?

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

good q, I'd bet the latter

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link

it was tough to tell, but it looked like the handlebar of an ATV. or maybe i just really want him to ride around the area, livestreamin'

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

That's what it looked like he was about to do. Stream is currently stopped, maybe affixing camera to the handlebars?

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

every time i think about these guys with weapons i think about White Boy Bob in 'Out of Sight'

― nomar, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:44 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Very OTM. A combination of that and Homer from the Simpsons gun episode. Using their guns to scratch their backs and crack nuts and such.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

Back up. Think they just mentioned something about a muslim president. Everything's good here.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:04 (eight years ago) link

sorry, do you have a link? the old one doesn't seem to be working now.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

i hate these guys but i'm veeerry skeptical of the FBI and/or state police killing someone and not saying much about it

from the Times:

The F.B.I. and the Oregon State Police said that Mr. Bundy, his brother and three other people, including Shawna Cox, 59, of Kanab, Utah, and Ryan Waylen Payne, 32, of Anaconda, Mont., were arrested on a state highway, but they provided no further details. Ms. Cox and Mr. Payne were prominent in speaking for the refuge. Also arrested on the highway was Brian Cavalier, 44, of Bunkerville, Nev.

The authorities said only that shots were fired during the course of the arrest. Two other people: Peter Santilli, 50, of Cincinnati, and Joseph Donald O’Shaughnessy, 45, of Cottonwood, Ariz., were arrested later in Burns, and John Eric Ritzheimer, 32, turned himself in to the police in Peoria, Ariz., the authorities said. All of the defendants face a federal felony charge of conspiracy to impede officers of the United States from discharging their official duties through the use of force, intimidation or threats.

goole, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJki_GfE-U

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJki_GfE-U

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

i hate these guys but i'm veeerry skeptical of the FBI and/or state police killing someone and not saying much about it

Investigation still ongoing

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

thanks!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

The expressions people chose to make during mug shots are v interesting. Most are going for the tough guy who eats glass for breakfast look. Ammon (top left) wants to convey above-it-all amusement. For me the best is Ryan Payne (bottom right), who's the main strategist and brains of the operation, who aims for an expressionless face but his dismay slips through the neutrality. He knows.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

He screwed it up again just now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P19f7s4OCCo

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

"shots were fired during the course of the arrest."

not only because we the people don't need to give the delusional a martyr, this is fucked up. of course it's a strong possibility that LaVoy Finicum tried to pull some shit

i was really hoping the government could isolate, inconvenience, embarrass and negotiate its way out of this. what an awful mess.

goole, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

come on tech guy, get your shit together

(one of the guys who talks about poop called him Tech Guy as well)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

he just bought more data! refresh!

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

If he keeps snacking like this, there'll be some more poop forthcoming.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

i miss this setting from before:

http://i.imgur.com/PYu7nTw.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

not only because we the people don't need to give the delusional a martyr, this is fucked up. of course it's a strong possibility that LaVoy Finicum tried to pull some shit

i was really hoping the government could isolate, inconvenience, embarrass and negotiate its way out of this. what an awful mess.

agreed. but he pulled some shit. here's a guy who witnessed it.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.mcconnell.127648/videos/10154667085229762/?pnref=story

― a (waterface), Wednesday, January 27, 2016 3:04 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

i miss this setting from before:

http://i.imgur.com/PYu7nTw.jpg

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:15 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"i liked their early stuff"

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

waterface i can't really watch fb vids at work, can you quote or summarize?

goole, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

He reports that the one who got shot charged the police.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

The source is a guy who was in one of the other cars.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

someone in the bg is talking about all of the people from other states who they expect to show up. and if they don't show up "in a few days", he'll "start to lose faith"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

waterface i can't really watch fb vids at work, can you quote or summarize?

― goole, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:17 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, lemme look for an article

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

basically, goole, lavoy was driving in one car, bundy in another. FBI stopped Bundy's car, then LaVoy's, then LaVoy made a run for it. He crashed into a snowbank, jumped out of the car and (according to some reports) ran at the cops saying shoot me. will look for good source

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

ran at the cops saying shoot me

tbf this is not actually justification for a cop to shoot someone

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

^^that article has the same FB video, but it's embedded, you might be able to watch.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

tbf this is not actually justification for a cop to shoot someone

no one said it was

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

Sharp said he got out and dared authorities to shoot him as he approached with his hands raised.

“He’s like, just shoot me then, just shoot me — and they did, they shot him dead,” Sharp said. “They shot him right there, he was just walking — I saw it. I swear to God, he was just walking with his hands in the air.”

Officers shot him three more times after he fell to the ground, Sharp said.

A former FBI hostage negotiator said Finicum, who had said he would rather die than go to jail, fit the profile for a person who wished to commit “suicide by cop.”

this is not what i call "pulling shit" fyi

goole, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link

yeah not good

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link

saying just shoot me to a cop when you've been illegally occupying a federal building for weeks is pulling some shit

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link

also keep in mind these are preliminary reports

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

as if we can't guess what the cop version of the story is going to be

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

So now one story says he was "charging at" the police and another says he was walking with hands in the air. Neither being an official story and both claiming to be witnesses. I'd choose to believe the story that doesn't serve the interests of the occupiers, who would love to portray it as cold-blooded murder.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link

i tend to believe quite honestly that law enforcement was told to not to anything to provoke or "martyr" these folks, but at the same time idk.

nomar, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link

why walk toward the cops? how does that make sense? you're in a forest, you're busted. put your hands on your head and sit the fuck down.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link

maybe he thought they had snacks

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link

i don't think there's much point trying to game this out in our heads

goole, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link

idk did the guy have a history of being violent or claiming he wouldn't be taken alive? do we even know if these guys are armed? it's not like they've threatened violence against law enforcement right? definite possibility this is problematic

balls, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

good to recall that direct threats were made early on that attempted arrests would be met with deadly force.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link

He very specifically said in an interview that he was prepared to die because he couldn't live in a cell. xp

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link

has Aragorn arrived with the Army of the Dead yet

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

idk did the guy have a history of being violent or claiming he wouldn't be taken alive? do we even know if these guys are armed? it's not like they've threatened violence against law enforcement right? definite possibility this is problematic

yes, yes, and they have.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

I'm not discounting the possibility that the shooting could have been problematic though.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

totally^^

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

I mean we're talking about cops on one hand and high-strung gun nuts on the other.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link

idk i think if law enforcement had just sent these guys the right essay this whole thing could be over w/, applied force is never the solution w/ these guys, they won't listen to force, they'll only listen to reason

balls, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link

trigger happy cops are a bigger national problem than white militia paranoids

goole, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

trigger happy cops are a bigger national problem than white militia paranoids

they're both a huge problem. don't see what difference it makes which is the bigger problem.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

two creeks, same river

balls, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

sure. many in the militias are ex cop, ex military

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

He very specifically said in an interview that he was prepared to die because he couldn't live in a cell. xp

― how's life, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:37 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is exactly why he shouldn't have been shot

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

which is why some folks in the gov't wanted to investigate the militias because theyre being reinforced by military types, but the nice people in the GOP defunded it because it wasnt sufficiently respectful of the military. or some bullshit.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:47 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i read something about that yesterday

a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

Say what you want about white supremacists, but The Covenant, the Sword, and the Arm of the Lord is a supremely catchy name for a group.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

I think I saw them open for the Doobie Brothers back in 73.

I've looked at clowns from both sides now (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

this livestream is a treat

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link

I've been away from wifi for a few hours. Anything good happening?

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

the camera is showing a background scene of the landscape, with occasional verbal interjections about the constitution. there is the sound of heavy machinery being used in the background, so maybe they decided to dig a toilet pit?

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

sounds like these guys are trying to recreate their normal lives as much as possible

nomar, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

More like digging defensive trenches and generally tearing up the place as if they owned it. God, I hope they are made to pay reparations out of their puny prison wages.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

have any of the links with eyewitness testimony that contradicts the "just shoot me" story surfaced here yet?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/eyewitnesses-knock-down-conspiracy-theories-about-lavoy-finicum-dying-with-his-hands-up/

(sorry for Raw Story)

its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link

why can't this dude figure out how to adjust the camera without standing directly in front of it? he also doesn't understand pointing out landmarks in the background

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

Mr. Patrick [one of the people left at the refuge], who said he had had only snatches of sleep, would not commit to staying at the refuge. “I’m committed to going to breakfast,” he said.

somehow this phrase seems incredibly funny to me, given the seriousness of the events

Sharkie, Thursday, 28 January 2016 01:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's perfect

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 28 January 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

The complaint and supporting affidavit filed by the US Attorney's Office:

https://www.scribd.com/doc/296875147/US-v-Bundy-Complaint-and-Affidavit

(TL; DR)

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 28 January 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link

Wuz Talking to Dr C., who seems to think I was rooting for excessive force

― a (waterface), Wednesday, January 27, 2016 9:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread's obviously moved on, for obvious reasons, but fwiw it felt more like you were bending over backwards to justify excessive force, using a bunch of stock justifications i've grown really weary of hearing in recent months (cop feels threatened, victim was asking for it, people should know better etc.). i guess in the context of a thread where we're kind of here to mock tinfoil people who set out to make videos like that babbling their incoherent logic, that did feel like rooting for the excessive force. but if that's not what you were going for, my bad.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 January 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link

But Finicum, with police in hot pursuit, attempted to leave the main road and drove into a snow bank. When he emerged from the vehicle, FBI and state police ordered him to surrender. That’s when, authorities say, Finicum reached down toward his waistband where he had a gun.

there it is

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

maybe he was reaching for a snack

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/631498/thumbs/o-BANANA-GUN-570.jpg?4

nomar, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/03/waistbands_n_6791990.html

how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

sorry, that was maybe a little too "trenchant social commentary". I'm pretty willing to believe it in this case, but that phrasing has obviously been used before in sinister circumstances.

how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

we know

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

"trigger happy cops are a bigger national problem than white militia paranoids"
"they're both a huge problem. don't see what difference it makes which is the bigger problem."

cops are a WAY bigger problem. they have a legal right to fuck with you and always get the benefit of the doubt if they injure/kill you. militia dudes usually stay away from most people. they like to hide out in their kingdoms. they are afraid of everything. which makes them theoretically dangerous, but, like most americans, they usually only end up hurting their own friends and family.

scott seward, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

same

militias might be emblematic of some deep seated issues in the ~american psyche~ or w/e but trigger happy cops are that AND an actual bona fide public safety/health issue

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link

yeah i mean let me tell you, i was Facebook friends with an infowars/"newtown was fake"/illuminati guy but then i blocked him and life goes on, he lives somewhere in wisconsin and i'll never see him again. but like a trigger happy cop destroyed a guy's life two blocks from me. i'm not actively worried about the former type (who i file under at least "militia sympathizer") bc like scott said they hide out, like mole people. cold comfort to oklahoma city i guess, but at the same time i'd rather be in their crosshairs than the crosshairs of a terrible cop. one would send me deranged emails, the other would shoot me.

nomar, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link

not that the militia people don't have the potential to be a scary force obviously. was reading earlier about the rise of the rifle clubs and the Red Shirts in the 19th century. i don't really think that Trump is the despot they want, but the people out there now could definitely rally around someone scary at some point in the near future.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Shirts_(Southern_United_States)

scott seward, Thursday, 28 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

yes, someone scarier than Trump...

scott seward, Thursday, 28 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

As they now exist, the militias are not politically relevant. But, if they are in any way legitimized and incorporated into our existing political machinery, they potentially form the nucleus of a brown shirt/black shirt organization. The Republicans are flirting with that kind of legitimization even now.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 28 January 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

their popularity is growing, that's for sure

a (waterface), Thursday, 28 January 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

look i'm the first to say the growth of the far right is accelerating at the same time its various strands & impulses are being normalized -- but i still think unaccountable police violence is a bigger problem. its worth keeping up that sense of skepticism even for the bundy types.

this "waistband" detail is p much dispositive if it holds up

goole, Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

"where he had a gun" seems important, too

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

as opposed to "where police believed he may have been concealing a gun"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 28 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, this dude was definitely strapped.

how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

I don't think this dude is going to get a lot of benefit of the doubt really.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

If not necessarily suicide-by-cop, then maybe righteous-martyrdom-by-cop?

It's sad that this had to end with somebody getting shot, but I'm wondering how much in the guys own mind this is how his storyline ends and he was going to take control of it for once

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 28 January 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

Turn it off before 6:00 if you don't want to see a man shot and killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjl1hefqqWI

But there is something really weird about seeing a vehicle in the crosshairs of some government aircraft that's –

http://i.imgur.com/RRL6lAS.jpg

– I mean IN COLOR. IT'S WEIRD TO SEE IT IN COLOR.

pplains, Friday, 29 January 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link

This is what happens when a sovereign individual declares war on the sovereign state the individual resides within: their army proves to be somewhat insufficient to prosecuting the war to a successful conclusion.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 29 January 2016 03:59 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, who woulda thought this goober couldn't organize an armed insurrection?

http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1485325/oregon-standoff.jpg

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Friday, 29 January 2016 15:12 (eight years ago) link

The main political takeaway I hope comes out of this guy's death is the realization that no amount of militia-level armament is going to allow them to challenge the authority of the local police, let alone the army, and that that particular 2nd Amendment justification/perversion with regards to gun control is a complete fiction with no standing in a rational, evidence-based world.

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 29 January 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

a rational, evidence-based world

now you've gone too far

mookieproof, Friday, 29 January 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

hear hear

a (waterface), Friday, 29 January 2016 17:52 (eight years ago) link

I mean, I know it won't be, but still

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 29 January 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link

nd that that particular 2nd Amendment justification/perversion with regards to gun control is a complete fiction with no standing in a rational, evidence-based world

there's a bad side to this, too--if the militias decide guns are not working to get their point across, they'll start to bomb more buildings

a (waterface), Friday, 29 January 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

at which point maybe more of them will be treated as terrorist organizations

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 29 January 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

guessing it's hard to "prove" sedition in court but from what i've seen, a lot of these fuckers are seditious

a (waterface), Friday, 29 January 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

There are now only about four occupiers left in the refuge hq. They are now demanding full pardons for everyone who took part in the occupation before they will leave the premises. Or else they will start executing the dozens of dildoes they are holding hostage.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

So ... they are holding themselves hostage?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link

so these assholes are still there.

from a friend:

the Malheur takeover is a calculated effort to disrupt a national model for collaboration, cooperation and mutual benefit between federal agencies and local stakeholders.

very good background here, ALEC is involved:

http://www.triplepundit.com/2016/02/clive-bundy-taunts-feds-malheur-takeover/

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link

why does newsweek hate america

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 4 February 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

remember when right wing extremists flew airplanes into NY skyscrapers

Mordy, Thursday, 4 February 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

no but I remember when they blew up a federal building

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 February 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

i'd have no complaint if the headline said "also a threat"

"They and untold thousands like them are the extremists who hide among us, the right-wing militants who, since 2002, have killed more people in the United States than jihadis have."

huh, 2002. what an interesting year to start counting from

Mordy, Thursday, 4 February 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

i'd have no complaint if the headline said "also a threat"

Not much of an attention grabber tbh.

The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 February 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

is it really wise to lump all islamic militant groups into one category? i don't think doing so for all domestic groups who have anti-government leanings is necessarily prudent, either, but treating them as a potential threat seems useful

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

tbf the article does single out three particular stripes of domestic militants

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

remember when right wing extremists flew airplanes into NY skyscrapers

― Mordy, Thursday, February 4, 2016 6:35 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

look up the statistics smart guy

a (waterface), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

the statistics of...

Mordy, Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

temperatures at which steel beams melt

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Ha Ha!

nickn, Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

Ha

broderik f (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

tee hee

a (waterface), Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link

https://kendoc911.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/td1.jpg?w=300&h=193

nomar, Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:05 (eight years ago) link

remember when right wing extremists flew airplanes into NY skyscrapers

― Mordy, Thursday, February 4, 2016 1:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...never forget...

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

you know who might be a bigger threat even than isis... the mongol hoards

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

idk not too much room for hoarding in a yurt

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link

considering building a yurt in my yard to test out the concept

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

Atlantic Yurts: deBlasio's next hiusing plan

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

survivalists and isis are both right wing extremists

een, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link

i just am tired of the hassle of living in a house

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

my yurt will prob have a microwave

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

i will let you down
i will make a yurt

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link

Yurt seen nuthin y'aint

broderik f (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 February 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link

this isn't the thread for yurts

petulant dick master (silby), Friday, 5 February 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link

Yurt not be here

broderik f (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link

Here's how to properly build your CLAIM FOR THE LIFE:

First you must understand that in proper English any name in all capital letters means that that person is either DEAD or a CORPORATION and if you are reading this, you are neither.

You must get your name right like this:First-Middle:Last Two proper nouns in support of each other, a Fact.

Place a photo of yourself on the CLAIM and enter your name.

Place a color Title 4 flag in the upper left-hand corner.

Bring a lancet or pin, photo id, inkpad, twenty dollars, and two witnesses to the post office with the CLAIM. Let the Postmaster know that you are making a legal document for identification purposes. (Remember to smile and be nice) and ask him/her if she would be willing to reference your ID and verify that you are the person by placing his autograph on the CLAIM (remember to say thank you). Next, Have all of your witnesses sign.

From the Postmaster, purchase a one-dollar U.S. Postage stamp and affix it to the upper right-hand corner of the CLAIM and ask him/her to cancel it. (if you get a funny look, say that you are mailing it to yourself, GENERAL DELIVERY and you just need to record the date that you did that)

Next explain that to associate the life with the claim you must affix a tiny sample of your DNA on the page and put one small drop of your blood on the page.

Put your right thumb print on the page.

Tell the postmaster that you want send this REGISTERED MAIL, RETURN-RECEIPT. He will hand you the card and you mail it to yourself,: First-Middle: Last, General Delivery, Your Town. From: exactly the same.

Write the RETURN-RECEIPT number on the top of the CLAIM and make 5 color copies.

Place a copy of your CLAIM in the envelope and seal it.

Pay the FEE for the SERVICE and tell the Postmaster that you are here to pick up your mail.

Say thank you, have a nice day. Aren't public servants useful?

When this is done you will be relieved because your Sovereignty will then be internationally documented by the UNITED STATES POST OFFICE.

Via the very informative JJ MacNab.

mick signals, Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oueBjQB.png

pplains, Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

xp The DNA sample detail is pure genius, but he forgot to tell his readers to bow thrice in each of the cardinal directions while intoning "The Power of the Law commands you!", so that your Sovereignty is announced to the four corners of the earth.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

hashtag Ramboism

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 7 February 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

why these guys cant afford ~$100 worth of gas

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 7 February 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

This video from JJ Macnab's timeline is amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q

It kinda reminds me of Sarah Silverman in the opening scene of The Way of the Gun...

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 7 February 2016 21:57 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WJiM4k9.png

mick signals, Monday, 8 February 2016 00:13 (eight years ago) link

Hawaii with the fairies

broderick f (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link

What creates a magnetic pulse? C-4 plastic explosive. Who has C-4? The military. Who controls the military? The post office.

And there you have it. Postal authorities sneaked into the towers, replacing all chairs, tables and file cabinets with plastic furniture. Explosive plastic furniture. The steel in the building — well, that was plastic steel, and it was utterly destroyed by the C-4, which is only capable of destroying other plastic "polymers."

"That's what gave us certification that it was an inside job," Miller explains.

At the moment of collapse, $12 trillion was transferred electronically from the basement of the trade center to Singapore. "The World Trade Center was a bank robbery," Miller reveals, "very cleverly engineered."

https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2003/full-colon-miller

mick signals, Monday, 8 February 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

full colon = complete arsehole

Ad h (onimo), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

cliven bunny was booked in multnomah county jail tonight reportedly

Clay, Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:25 (eight years ago) link

Apparently the FBI are trying to force a surrender, and the holdouts are getting more and more unhinged. Audio at the link.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/11/us/fbi-agents-encircle-holdouts-inside-oregon-wildlife-refuge.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

nickn, Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:33 (eight years ago) link

good things these people are allowed to have guns!

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:40 (eight years ago) link

that youtube is fucking insane

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:41 (eight years ago) link

The Oregonian reported Bundy will face a conspiracy charge of interfering with a federal officer related to the stalemate at his ranch in 2014.

ha roasted

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link

Bundy's mugshot is worth it. "Wait...I need to answer for what I've done?"

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/multnomah_county_releases_cliv.html#incart_story_package

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

Um.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:52 (eight years ago) link

I mean come on

its subtle brume (DJP), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link

I'd also note there that he was busted on a conspiracy/interfering charge from the previous 2014 bullshit

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Who controls the military? The post office.

this may be my favorite quote to come out of this whole thing

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

excellent response to that last one:

@killendave In our Native belief Crow represents sacred law...law higher than mans..glad to see Crow escorting these squatters off our land

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

amazing.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

Down to just the one guy left now.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

i haven't been following but what happened to the warrior known as "The Oathmaker"

nomar, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

broke the oath

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

currently being punished for oathbreaking by King Diamond

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

The one guy left is a TOTAL walking/talking stereotype. Says he doesn't want tax money to go to abortions, wants special protection in 'rich people' prisons because he's afraid of getting raped.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link

It's gotta be a real eye-opener for these sovereign citizens to learn that the laws of the country in which they reside and the attendant punishments for breaking those laws actually do apply to them no matter how hard they cosplay.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

Sadly, the dude is alleging he's holding a gun to his head as well.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

seeing (secondhand quotes on twitter) that the last man in there is saying he has a gun to his head. jesus.

xp

goole, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link

i haven't been following but what happened to the warrior known as "The Oathmaker"

Arrested in Arizona two weeks back.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

Anyway re Fry -- maybe it's a LOT simpler than we realized.

https://twitter.com/mollykyoung/status/697849097617694721

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

love LOVE how cliven bundy thought he got away with pointing guns at the government lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

when they were just all lets wait until its really easy to arrest him

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link

guys he says hes flying in tonight seems like itd be pretty easy to arrest him
ok yeah sure why not i guess

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link

You can get marijuana in Oregon pretty easily, I'm sure.

how's life, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

Three Word Username, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

xp
Sounds like he needs to be institutionalized.

nickn, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

maybe they can stop at the weed store after going to Denny's on the way to jail

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

Before Denny's would be better, probably.

nickn, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

Profile of Fry from a while back

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/david_fry_ohio_resident_who_ha.html#incart_article_small

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

Oh and UFOs are real too.

https://twitter.com/killendave/status/697854264689856512

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

Apparently finally turned himself in.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

feel like the fbi shdve sniped the hell out of him to have proper closure on the whole episode

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

give him the weed and a pizza first

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

Denny's makes pizza now? Sweet.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link

Who controls the military? The post office.

this may be my favorite quote to come out of this whole thing

― Οὖτις, Thursday, February 11, 2016 11:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not exactly "Who run the world? Girls!" is it

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

I think the couple who left wanted Denny's, this dude is too busy ranting about computers and weed and pizza

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

if only he'd found ilx instead of conspiracy bros

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

dude has schizophrenia, it's been reported

a (waterface), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

The Bundys sure have a high quality group of followers.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 11 February 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

JFC this stuff is so tedious...

schwantz, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I almost prefer the ones where the guy gets like 45 seconds into his tirade and then gets tased.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

Thought judge handled that well. Worth the last few lines.

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 March 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe, the Settler, the Agent . . .

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

Tinker Tailor Soldier Settler Agent

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link

These guys always remind me of when i was in primary school and our teacher had just HAD ENOUGH of our shit one afternoon and told us we couldn't say another word, and then took register, and I didn't answer my name and when she confronted me I said it was because she'd told us we couldn't say another word. I was a dick.

someone who just gets annoyed at bad tweets (stevie), Saturday, 19 March 2016 11:38 (eight years ago) link

Media was finally let in to tour the place:

http://koin.com/2016/03/23/first-look-how-the-occupiers-left-malheur-refuge/

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

"This is a trench of feces. Feces."

nickn, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

^^^ Oh yeah, new board description...

nickn, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23478000/ngbbs4ec1691011e67.gif

Ad hoc altar to Sterculius, Roman God of Fæces?

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

gross dudes, not a good look for patriots

ian, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

we knew these guys were pigs. the cowboy hats were just meant to distract us from the truth.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

Of all the horrible shit(literal or otherwise) involved in this story, the thing that supremely pissed me off was that they fucked with the Native American artifacts onsite. Like, did they break stuff or toss them around the office or snap photos wearing them? There's an overriding complusive need to hammer these guys about the head with a folding chair, Bloom County-style, yelling "It belongs in a museum!"

Like, what cultural alleyway(pop- and other) do you have to come from to think it'd be fine to play with those particular items?

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

i hope that the gov't successfully sues these assholes for everything they're worth and this will pay for a fraction of the cost of restoring that place.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

they aren't worth much, I suspect

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

"This is a trench of feces. Feces."

― nickn, Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:16 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure the technical word for this is 'latrine'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

a literal "shithole"

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Listen to how these cowboys talk to the Feds. That is some privilege being shouted out loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWLHiU8gYWY

pplains, Thursday, 24 March 2016 23:24 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeW6HuRUMAAgabd.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 25 March 2016 06:30 (eight years ago) link

Man charged with sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion (he was keeping four sex slaves chained up in his house), and producing, possessing and transporting child pornography claims he's a sovereign citizen when arrested:

“All laws are commercial in nature, and I’m a natural-born human American man,” Travis said during the hearing. “So since all laws are commercial in nature and I choose not to do business with this court, I ask that this case be dismissed.”

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

worth a shot

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link

When facing those kinds of charges, you better try something.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:44 (eight years ago) link

Seen a couple of these billboards in North London recently

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce3I9teWEAAYtfh.jpg

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

huuuh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link

makes u think

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

thinking so hard rn

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

thinking lol must be pretty cheap to hire a billboard these days

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

It's illegal to charge for a billboard

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

its illegal to BILL for a BOARD

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link

at least they wrote "THE TRUTH" on there to clear up any doubts

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link

it's ILLEGAL to use WORDS plz refer to me only as a shape using semaphore

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link

First I've heard of this. Woah, mind blown.

http://losethename.com/truth-faq-new/

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

Things you’ll need: Sticky labels

Note: DO NOT write ENGLAND on the address because LONDON is a country separate from ENGLAND.

kinder, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

Is there any proof/evidence of birth certificate fraud?

There is proof all over the internet

emil.y, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link

1. How does any of this name stuff help solve real problems – like chem trails, wars, corruption, poverty, etc.?

lol

kinder, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

stop being a buzzkill this is IMPORTANT

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

This is a wondrous rabbithole. My favorite so far:

If you already own or mortgage a home/land or apartment you may continue to live there and you will not need to continue paying the bank.

Alrighty then.

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

There's one in the corporate thingy location known as "Bournemouth"
http://losethename.com/expansion/

why

kinder, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:57 (eight years ago) link

the police or po-lice, which means spirit seed lice. Li-Ce' also means the lie of creation or lies-se'.

emil.y, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link

Wow, deep. I also saw the "name" Nay-me, as in my name is not me.

DO YOU SEE?!?!

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link

reading this is like having a stroke

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

they really think laws are like spells or something

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 April 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link

I mean that's exactly it, and they're half-right, since the law is an elaborate closed language-game where words don't mean what they ordinarily mean except for when the court stipulates that they do. They're just casting magic that has no effect.

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 7 April 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

I dont understand these people at all. If the laws were not enforceable by the government, why wouldn't the government change the laws to make them enforceable? Why would they instead "pull the wool over people's eyes" by misrepresenting the meanings of the laws?

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 04:55 (eight years ago) link

The "bush did 9/11" and "lizard people run everything" conspiracies at least have internal logic, they're just based on false premises. This seems schizophrenic in nature.

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 04:58 (eight years ago) link

When pair-ents (two minds) or payer-rents choose to REGISTER their children, they are LITERALLY trading off the life source of the being that is SUCKED into that body in this reality for the whore of Baby-loans LEGAL NAME dead child, in essence, ADOPTING Satan’s child in LLEU of heaven’s child.

Read more at kateofgaia.net.

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:03 (eight years ago) link

There are just a lot of leaps there. I'm trying to follow ya kate of gaia but you make it hard

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:05 (eight years ago) link

how much more effective would their arguments be without capslock

i mean i know from me thats like the pot calling the kettle black but whatevs

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:07 (eight years ago) link

http://s30.postimg.org/3kcujdptt/image.png

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:08 (eight years ago) link

is the idea that ka te isn't bound by the laws bc the laws only recognize katie? is she mentally ill or a scam artist? If the former i feel bad making fun of her

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:11 (eight years ago) link

"whore of baby-loans" is pretty good i guess, credit where credit's due

Treeship, Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:13 (eight years ago) link

I eagerly await the first solid ethnographic portrait of sovereign citizen thinking.

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:17 (eight years ago) link

I encountered kids in junior high who assured me they were masters of various martial arts, and knew special fighting techniques that made them invincible.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 7 April 2016 05:23 (eight years ago) link

Pecunidigms; Combines the meanings of ‘Paradigms’ with ‘Pecuniary Interest’ to take the meaning to a higher level, being ‘pecunidigm‘;

Where essentially a person protects their paradigm, because of a pecuniary interest, or protects their pecuniary interest because of thier paradigm, you decide…

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Eno, Ugh (ledge), Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:10 (eight years ago) link

e.g. 1. You are talking to a solar panel installer, and you ask a few questions of course because you are interested in some way, then you ask should your friend ‘xyz’ get an installation on their home? what do you think they will say hmmm?What is their paradigm, and then what is their pecuniary interest ??? BOOM pecunidigm motivator.

2. You are chatting with a friend of your friend at a party, and ask if you should engage a lawyer to do ‘xyz’, you find/found out that they are a retired lawyer… OK! so what do you think their paradigm is first, and then what do you you think their pecuniary interest is, perhaps one of their children went into law also??? BOOM ‘pecunidigm’.

BOOM!

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Eno, Ugh (ledge), Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:11 (eight years ago) link

Boom! yes those examples were crying out for a brilliant new weird

kinder, Thursday, 7 April 2016 11:53 (eight years ago) link

This seems schizophrenic in nature.

― Treeship, Thursday, April 7, 2016 5:58 AM (6 hours ago)

Careful, Treeshy. I get what you're saying here but... just be careful.

But yes, it's fascinating in its bizarreness. I do love the idea that the corrupt and evil conspiracy that runs the entire world will just leave you alone if you declare your contract void. Right. Also the completely made up etymologies are brilliant.

The stories of "success" are interesting too, as a) these are mostly privileged white people being let off for minor driving infractions, and b) half of them actually aren't "let off" without a family member or friend bailing them out, but it's still seen as a success story.

emil.y, Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link

Would I be generalising too much if I were to suggest that the whole freemen idea is something only stupid, pugnacious white people are into?

jedi slimane (suzy), Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:19 (eight years ago) link

no

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link

they really think laws are like spells or something

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 7, 2016 3:26 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've been saying this since Max's article! Spells!

Would I be generalising too much if I were to suggest that the whole freemen idea is something only stupid, pugnacious white people are into?

― jedi slimane (suzy), Thursday, April 7, 2016 12:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It would be within reason imo but they're not the only ones clinging to this kind of faux-legalism. It has a distinct "jailhouse lawyer" odor to it, just with a lot of extra trappings that maybe are the unique part.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link

Would I be generalising too much if I were to suggest that the whole freemen idea is something only stupid, pugnacious white people are into?

Yes. The guy in the story I linked to upthread (the guy keeping sex slaves in his house) is black. Also, members of the Moorish Nation are very into sovereign citizen ideas.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:47 (eight years ago) link

They're just paving the way for the Etymologist King.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 7 April 2016 13:31 (eight years ago) link

I honestly can't remember if I've posted this on here somewhere already, but if you didn't already know about the 'Conspira-sea' cruise there's a fascinating set of blogposts from someone who was on it (and a jezebel one). The stuff about the stuff on this thread is just depressing.

kinder, Thursday, 7 April 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

The promo site for the cruise has been taken down, but here's the archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20151119235204/http://www.divinetravels.com/ConspiraSea2016Speakers.html

kinder, Thursday, 7 April 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

The result is a fascinating irony. These are conspiracy theorists. They’re cued to suspect someone is lying to them. They pride themselves on being awake in the world. But they’re sleepwalking through the most transparent baloney imaginable.

It's an obvious truth, but a truth all the same.

emil.y, Friday, 8 April 2016 11:12 (eight years ago) link

fucking Andrew Wakefield was on that cruise thing, score another point on his credibility rating

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 April 2016 11:17 (eight years ago) link

I've been thinking about Ka Te / Katie and maybe it has something to do with the cardigan.

Cardigans make all the difference (Nina Persson to thread plz)

up jump the bougie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 April 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

her aura is different

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Been reading up on what happens when conspiracists meet conspiracies they don't like (do read the comments): http://wellaware1.com/newsite/the-flat-earth-nonsense-a-royal-creation/

emil.y, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:38 (eight years ago) link

(Somewhat off-topic from Freemen, but we've gone down the no-name + ConspiraSea avenue so I feel like it can belong here.)

emil.y, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:40 (eight years ago) link

I love these sites with the photos of obviously different people who are supposed to be the same person

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:40 (eight years ago) link

In my conspiracy headcannon these guys just suffer from undiagnosed Prosopagnosia.

emil.y, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

Er, canon with one n. Sorry.

emil.y, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

ts photos of obviously different people who are supposed to be the same person vs. photos of obviously the same person who are supposed to be different people

Mordy, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:45 (eight years ago) link

all this stuff just sort of makes me sad. not the sort of crazy they have so much- sun ra had pretty much the same sort of crazy and he did fine- but the fact that they can't make their particular crazy work for them like sun ra did. can't we just book all these folks into jazz big bands?

diana krallice (rushomancy), Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:10 (eight years ago) link

Photos taken of different people who are supposed to be the same person together that you would never have expected to be the same person who is supposed to be different people but make you happy all the same.

pplains, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link

shot out of a headcannon

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

all this stuff just sort of makes me sad. not the sort of crazy they have so much- sun ra had pretty much the same sort of crazy and he did fine- but the fact that they can't make their particular crazy work for them like sun ra did. can't we just book all these folks into jazz big bands?

― diana krallice (rushomancy), Friday, April 8, 2016 7:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

qfmft

augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

Sun Ra was from Saturn – different kind of deal here.

pplains, Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link

True.

Someone I know kind of "got into" the sovereign booshit in the mid-'00s. We don't talk about it much, and they live far away now, but it saddens me, and I haven't felt like looking into the madness of it all very closely, but I'm sure it's baroque.

augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

It's extra-weird because they identify, emphatically, as Sinti (Middle-European / Central Asian; nomadic; aka "gypsy," but not Romani either) instead of white, and, again emphatically, as non-heterosexual (but not "gay" or "lesbian" in any normative sense either), and as Sufi Muslim, despite having been born to (at least nominally) white Lutheran parents in the rural Midwest. Go figure.

augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

i think some people can adopt all sorts of fantasy conceptions of themselves if they're bored and dissatisfied enough

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link

even the Freemen mania has a side of wishing the world was more magical, buried away in the feckless selfishness

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link

Indeed. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, some of this emerged during an extended period of recovery from an injury. Still, they are genuinely very intelligent and talented and have a great sense of humor as well, and having known them over decades it simply wouldn't occur to me to question their self-identification as Sinti, non-heterosexual, and Sufi. The sovereign stuff, though, they can fuck right off with that.

augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

Um, this thread isn't indexed, searchably, for Google, is it?

augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

this is on ile so i think it is

call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 April 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

Searched on "Thread of Freemen" in quotes. Up came this thread.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 9 April 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

freemen inviolable sovereign rights of individual survival end times mra hangout coffee fun haribo

map, Saturday, 9 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

might be an idea for it to be deindexed anyway if that's still doable

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 April 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

welcome to all our new free-:man friends :) posting here enters u into a contract with me where u are obliged to transcribe "otm" after each of my intellectual property

lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 00:00 (eight years ago) link

otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 April 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 00:11 (eight years ago) link

lolol

*Is* it still possible to deindex a thread, specifically this thread? Because that would be really great, due in part to my indiscretion, for which I apologize. I didn't use any names or genders, but still, they'd recognize themselves instantly. :\

augh (Control Z), Sunday, 10 April 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link

it is, you should prob post in mod request forum so someone sees it and either the thread can be deindexed or your identifying descriptions can be edited.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link

Thank you, call all destroyer. Will do.

augh (Control Z), Sunday, 10 April 2016 01:11 (eight years ago) link

*recognizes self instantly*

hunangarage, Sunday, 10 April 2016 05:40 (eight years ago) link

http://gawker.com/friendly-fire-in-the-american-patriot-death-cult-1769165742

Intra group squabbles after Malhuer and drunken (possible) murder.

Modernity, war, and economic devastation will do a lot to people not given a safety net, socially or psychologically.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

libs so bleeding heart that we have to feel compassion for violent reactionaries too now? sometimes fascistic will to power is just fascistic will to power.

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

He added, “When it comes to overthrowing a government, you have to start off peacefully.”

^Perfectly achieves that difficult mix of careful weighty thought and wild-eyed crazy.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

If those people violently oppose being given a safety net, fuck em

nah they want a safety net, just not those moochers

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Some freeman cry-for-help going hog-wild just now with FOI requests

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/user/george_tsigarides

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 May 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

You can only withdraw funds from Were-Bank when the moon is full

mick signals, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

I thought it might be where you kept your wergild, which seems like the sort of concept these folks would claim is still in effect.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Saturday, 14 May 2016 09:33 (seven years ago) link

were is everyperson

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 May 2016 09:56 (seven years ago) link

hapless cocks everywhere

An actual friend of mine has started posting stuff like this. Really worried about his mental state.

emil.y, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 11:41 (seven years ago) link

i'm sorry!

goole, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

someone dropped her name on the malheur standoff thread; JJ MacNab is a great reporter on this beat.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab

goole, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/local/tiny-anderson-courthouse-sign-sparks-big-uproar-332315cb-efc0-2dbe-e053-0100007ff793-380013031.html

A tiny sign affixed to the office door of County Mayor Terry Frank's chief of staff has sparked a big uproar in the latest bizarre twist in Anderson County politics.

The sign, "Lesser Civil Magistrate," on Richard Burroughs' door is linked to the sovereign citizens movement, County Commissioner Steve Mead contends. Mead says the FBI lists that subculture as a "domestic terrorist group."

There is some chutzpah in working for a gubmint paycheck and declaring yourself a sovereign citizen at the same time.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 19 May 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

ppl who think ron swanson is real

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 May 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

gonna reach a point where local government officials are going to need to be screened by listing any constitutional beefs & if the answer includes the 14th amendment and allcaps = hard pass

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 May 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

also lol @ this

After a closed-door, executive session with the county law director Monday night, commissioners passed a motion that any signs on the outside of courthouse doors that open onto hallways — other than those required by the Americans with Disabilities Act or designating an office — are to be removed.

we're doomed

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 May 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

lol wut

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

http://www.seditionists.com/antigovviolence.pdf

how's life, Monday, 23 May 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

bundys complain that their second amendment rights are being violated, i.e., they're not allowed to have guns in jail

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bundys-want-better-jail-conditions

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Bold attempt

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

Fuck's sake call yourselves a democracy

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

We have started to get these billboards in my town. They are appearing all over the country.

http://i.imgur.com/lmcvVfm.jpg

Seems surprisingly well resourced.

http://legalnamefraud.com

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

Well, they are quite a big bank

kinder, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

A nutball has no /legal/ name.

nickn, Thursday, 26 May 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Very well resourced - there is one on the north side of London Bridge station, visible to all the traffic coming south over the bridge iirc.

A quick look at the website confirms what I've been saying for years - YouTube must be stopped.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 May 2016 06:46 (seven years ago) link

The woman behind it was in tech and owns an ISP which explains where the money comes from but raises questions about why the website is so bad.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2016 06:49 (seven years ago) link

Is LEGAL NAME underlined, or is that something sticking out from the car in front?

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 26 May 2016 08:04 (seven years ago) link

Underlined.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2016 08:07 (seven years ago) link

Pretty sure ones I've seen haven't had it underlined, so this is a new development.

"Yeah, we're still not getting the sort of google search numbers and new uptake we'd hoped... maybe there's something we need to change on the billboards..."

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 26 May 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link

"legal name" as a UK concept is v different to US law and largely meaningless as I understand it

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 26 May 2016 09:31 (seven years ago) link

Most of this stuff is just cheat code thinking applied to the law, i.e. largely meaningless.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 26 May 2016 10:06 (seven years ago) link

Spotted a couple in Dundee and a colleague has seen one in Perth.

michaellambert, Thursday, 26 May 2016 11:02 (seven years ago) link

Do most people in the UK who see that billboard understand what it means? Because I have no idea what the phrases "Legal name fraud" and "it's illegal to use a legal name" mean.

If I saw a billboard like that here I would probably just assume it's some weird viral marketing thing.

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

Oh god no, it looks like gibberish (because it is gibberish). I'm struck that it's the only billboard I've ever seen advertising a website without the URL on it.

TWU - there's definitely an aspect where it's aimed at people who are aware that there are cheat codes and that laws are designed to benefit some rather than others, but here's how to make that work for _you_.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 May 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

their site links through to https://kateofgaia.wordpress.com/ which is uhhhhhhhh pretty wild

When pair-ents (two minds) or payer-rents choose to REGISTER their children, they are LITERALLY trading off the life source of the being that is SUCKED into that body in this reality for the whore of Baby-loans LEGAL NAME dead child, in essence, ADOPTING Satan’s child in LLEU of heaven’s child. The Laws-R-us effect, raising the dead NAME DEMON and razing the living consciousness you THINK of as YOU and every other human being as well as all sentient life in this reality. In short, YOU offer up your living child as a sacrifice to Satan while your living child commits sign after sign (sin upon sin) and ADOPT the dead LEGAL DEMON literally breathing life into evil with every creation thenceforth.

whore of Baby-loans

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Friday, 27 May 2016 09:43 (seven years ago) link

feel a bit bad about making fun of someone who obviously has problems, but on the other hand if you will create a national billboard campaign for your crackpot theories...

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Friday, 27 May 2016 09:45 (seven years ago) link

crackpot theories based on transposing crackpot theories about a wholly different legal system

Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 May 2016 09:57 (seven years ago) link

When pair-ents (two minds) or payer-rents choose to REGISTER their children, they are LITERALLY trading off the life source of the being that is SUCKED into that body in this reality for the whore of Baby-loans LEGAL NAME dead child, in essence, riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 27 May 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link

Solidly in Francis E. Dec (q.v.) territory here.

Three Word Username, Friday, 27 May 2016 11:11 (seven years ago) link

That Kate of Gaia stuff reads like full-blown schizophrenia to me. The combination of weirdo wordplay and manic certainty reminds me of a woman I met years ago who wanted to pitch me some freelance pieces. She actually had some decent clips, but when I met her at a coffee shop all she wanted to show me was this mountain of stuff she had written about how she was John Lennon's wife from another dimension ("What you call 'Heaven,'" she said very matter-of-factly). Her whole schema was very detailed and consistent, she had obviously built it up over a long time, and she didn't or couldn't distinguish between talking about her life in Heaven and her daily life in an apartment complex here in town.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

last month's k4te 0f g4i4 discussion was depressing enough to be honest "I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

hah yeah sorry, I thought there had been some talk about this before

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

Oh, I'd missed that. Yes. It's sad and best left alone.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

Those crazy Legal Name posters are all over Tottenham!!

it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Friday, 3 June 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link

It is like some weird ILX BREAKS INTO REAL LIFE thing!!

it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Friday, 3 June 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I saw a new one around there but have forgotten where exactly - the one under the bridge at London Bridge is still there. Where on earth is the money coming from?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 3 June 2016 12:05 (seven years ago) link

Only fair to point out that ilx didnt actually yknow start this

Fella i had long and tricky professional engagement with a few years back is now making national headlines in this sphere. I wouldve predicted it tbh.

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Friday, 3 June 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

there are a lot of things out there i would never had heard of, if not for ilx (like trypophobia, thanks a lot).

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

and these people too, obvs.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

Interesting language used in resp to that 9th Circuit CCW ruling from the NRA:

“This decision will leave good people defenseless, as it completely ignores the fact that law-abiding Californians who reside in counties with hostile sheriffs will now have no means to carry a firearm outside the home for personal protection,” the group’s legislative chief, Chris W. Cox, said.

http://gawker.com/federal-court-rules-concealed-carry-law-in-california-u-1781746016

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 10 June 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

yeah, boggled a little at that myself

the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Friday, 10 June 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Is that possibly related to this?

https://www.aclunc.org/news/aclu-california-voting-rights-project-monitoring-possible-voter-intimidation

how's life, Friday, 10 June 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

"possibly" in italics. I agree that it's boggling, but that's fresh in the news.

how's life, Friday, 10 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

The day after Orlando, a SovCit killed three people with an AR15 and fled:

https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/morgan-country-west-virginia-manhunt-caught-pennsylvania-erick-shute/?client=safari#

Dude was also lead singer for NY death metal band Pyrexia:

http://www.metalinsider.net/crime/erick-shute-of-pyrexia-arrested-charged-with-murder-of-three

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

to the untrained eye that might look like terrorism

The Brexit Club (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Morgan County Sheriff Vince Shambaugh stated that “[Shute] took cover behind a tree and shot these people ambush-style,” and that an AR-15 was the weapon used.

natch

nomar, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

The AR-15 is rapidly becoming the shining symbol of our glorious freedom to go on a killing rampage against anyone we don't like, including whoever is standing next to them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

Just need more good guys with AR 15s out there to stop them

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

in the news

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

The whole freeman shtick is at least partly about offering magic hope or solutions to people who feel marginalized so this isn't surprising. Some of the vids upthread are from people of colour looking for a defence against oppressive authority iirc

PLPeni (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

Yeah the Five Percent Nation ppl are basically the kissing cousins of this movement. It's all about the disempowerment/empowerment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-Percent_Nation

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

idly reading a bunch of Prince memorial stuff, made me think about how his changing his name to a symbol to get out of a legal contract basically fits here

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 July 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

Wonder if he mailed the https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Prince_logo.svg/15px-Prince_logo.svg.png album back to himself in a sealed envelope.

pplains, Monday, 25 July 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ryan-bundy-declares-self-idiot-sovereign-citizen

In a baffling series of court motions filed Thursday, one of the men who led a 41-day occupation earlier this year of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon declared himself a sovereign citizen free from the bounds of federal laws.

Ryan Bundy claimed that he was a “idiot of the ‘Legal Society’” in documents filed to U.S. District Court Judge Anna Brown, as Oregon Public Broadcasting reported.

“I, ryan c, man, am an idiot of the ‘Legal Society’; and; am an idiot (layman, outsider) of the ‘Bar Association’; and; i am incompetent; and; am not required by any law to be competent,” Bundy wrote.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 29 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

so can you just file any damn thing in your court case?

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 29 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

'I, Old Lunch, man, am an idiot; and; am a pegasus with C3POs for wings and draculas for legs'

a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 July 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Ryan Bundy is just engaging in word magic. He is declaring that his word magic is unique to himself and separate from, but equal to, the word magic of the courts and bar association. This shrewdly lays the groundwork for baffling the judge into setting him free. Note his cunning use of semicolons. They are the work of a genius at bafflement.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 29 July 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

tbf i agree with him

mookieproof, Friday, 29 July 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

I got into a facebook argument about the malheur goons with a mormon guy that I went to high school with; one of his friends with the last name "Bundy" jumped in and seemed to be extremely familiar with a lot of the perpetrators in a way that makes me think he's a relative of some sort.

He had nothing to say other than accusing me of being liberal msm sheep while pointedly not refuting any of the statements that I made so that was productive.

joygoat, Friday, 29 July 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

never argue with mormons

map, Friday, 29 July 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

hadn't realised that Australia has elected one of these guys as a Senator

In 2011, Mr Roberts wrote a letter to then Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard demanding to be exempted from the country's carbon tax.
The letter, addressed to "The Woman, Julia-Eileen:Gillard", contained a 28-point affidavit that sought to establish Mr Roberts' exemption from the need to obey the Australian government.
He referred to himself as "Malcolm-Ieuan: Roberts., the living soul", and identified himself as the "beneficiary, administrator" for a corporate entity called MALCOLM IEUAN ROBERTS.

also belies that climate change is a conspiracy created by a cabal of "international bankers"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36972449

soref, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

was just wondering why these guys don't get all contracto-lingual when they're in the supermarket buying the shopping?

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/dont-blue-lives-matter-when-white

Dave Neiwert:

''Don't ‘Blue Lives Matter’ When White Sovereign Citizens Murder Police Officers?"

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 12 August 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link

David Wynn Miller (born September 17,[1] 1949),[2] also styled :David-Wynn: Miller, is an American former tool and die welder[3] and leader of a tax protester group within the Sovereign citizen movement.[4] He has been described as having far-right views and as being a proponent of conspiracy theories. He is a proponent of the use of certain syntax he created to be used by people involved in legal proceedings. He refers to his syntax as QUANTUM-LANGUAGE-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR which he asserts constitutes "correct sentence structure communication syntax."[5] People seeking remedy with Miller's syntax in court apparently profit nothing from the change in style.

brimstead, Thursday, 25 August 2016 08:13 (seven years ago) link

"people of color" oh come on, do we say there here?

punksishippies, Thursday, 25 August 2016 08:37 (seven years ago) link

I meant "that" not "there"

punksishippies, Thursday, 25 August 2016 08:38 (seven years ago) link

Cmon now lads what cunt left the u out of colour?

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 09:05 (seven years ago) link

We also say "punks are hippies".

how's life, Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link

this is the new guy

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:55 (seven years ago) link

It's all sjws here. Sjws as far as the eye can see!

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 25 August 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link

Stupid Jerk W____?

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 11:32 (seven years ago) link

Waffles

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link

South Jersey Wallabies represent! The best little league soccer team on the east coast of the USA!

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk4Mjk1ODk3NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDQ4NTQ2OQ@@._V1_CR0,25,266,150_AL_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg

I ain't gonna be no sjw. No way!

It's too late - you already are.

how's life, Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

maybe punksishippies about 2 clown us by turning out 2 be a POC who dislikes the term 4 intensely progressive and #woke reasons

I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

exackly

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

altho further bafflement is caused by not seeing anybody use the phrase in this thread in the first place and then I realised it was me

sorry to be that guy. I'm white btw.

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

As a sheesh

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

whiter than TWP

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

Clean sheesh

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

I think punk:cis-HIPPIES actually has some exciting pinions about political correctness and whether it has reached a point of rational decrepitude tbh

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

"A major tenet, according to interviews with Miller published on the Internet, is that maritime law is the only worldwide governing authority because the Earth is a vessel in a sea of space."

jmm, Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

This reasoning may actually hold up, in both intergalactic *and* interstellar court.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

I think punk:cis-HIPPIES actually has some exciting pinions about political correctness and whether it has reached a point of rational decrepitude tbh

― blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:33 (twenty-seven minutes ago) Permalink

check the Disco thread for an interesting and great opinion about disco

map, Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

it's about time somebody said what we're all thinking

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

They come from ilm to here a lot more often than the reverse imo

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

the m does seem to make people rage with pinions, it's true

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

Looks like their first post was on ILE, ~actually~. Also checked posting history, they appear to be a genuine garbage-opinions-haver rather than a pure troll. lol @ this tho:

RYM: useful in theory. The community is the problem. I got on one of the narcissist mods' bad side a few years ago and got banned as a result, and now they ban me any time I re-register, like I'm on a "WANTED" list. Doesn't even matter if I use a new IP, someone recognizes my pretty specific taste and alerts the mod I offended, lol

― punksishippies, Saturday, August 20, 2016 3:31 AM (five days ago)

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

omg did u actually just actually me

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

I actually did.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

<insert superfedorabro jpg here>

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

Devastated. Presumably I have recourse under maritime law

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

lol @ all this

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

The community is the problem.

nashwan, Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

couldn't be him, so it must be the community

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

is there a DSM-V published disorder for people who wake up and think they're in an Ayn Rand dystopian novel

Neanderthal, Thursday, 25 August 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

galt blather

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 25 August 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Affluenza

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 25 August 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

"A major tenet, according to interviews with Miller published on the Internet, is that maritime law is the only worldwide governing authority because the Earth is a vessel in a sea of space."

Love this so much.

Option 1 : Do Nothing (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

we ALL live in a yellow submarine

Neanderthal, Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

as buck:minster::FULLER put it we're all sovereign corporate entities on space:ship"EARTH"

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Appropriate, proportionate to level of excretion, that he'd have extra colons

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

CO:loN

CON flaunting the basic system of post-reptilian so-called governments; "lo" = LO signifying the pantomime camouflage of christiANIty, the first commandment that hides itself in first place as it absorbs the water of rational manthought

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

cool pics of sovereign citizen license plates:

https://twitter.com/egavactip/status/778640856634896384

goole, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Think I'd just go the Steve Jobs route if I was really serious about being a man without a country.

pplains, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

dead?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

Well there's that, but also http://jalopnik.com/5853923/the-real-reason-why-steve-jobs-drove-without-a-license-plate

pplains, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

god damn, these fuckers are gonna get off aren't they?

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/10/judge_welcomes_new_juror_direc.html

sleeve, Thursday, 27 October 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

they were acquitted of all charges after the judge dismissed the one juror that wanted to convict and got somebody else to sign on

Fuck these goddamn pieces of shit, their garbage ideas, their bullshit privilege, their hateful rhetoric, their kid-glove treatment, and every single LEO, judiciary member, and juror involved in this disgraceful decision. There's a hot little corner in hell that has your name on it, you scum.

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

so pissed

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

seriously, US ilxors, this is a big fucking deal. no charges AT ALL. meanwhile, Standing Rock is being brutalized as I write this.

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

Ridiculous

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

it's really scary tbh

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

$6 million in damage, the refuge has still not reopened

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

they were acquitted of all charges after the judge dismissed the one juror that wanted to convict and got somebody else to sign on

Fuck these goddamn pieces of shit, their garbage ideas, their bullshit privilege, their hateful rhetoric, their kid-glove treatment, and every single LEO, judiciary member, and juror involved in this disgraceful decision. There's a hot little corner in hell that has your name on it, you scum.

― sleeve, Thursday, October 27, 2016 8:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

after the judge dismissed the one juror that wanted to convict and got somebody else to sign on

the "somebody else" was an alternate juror both the defense and prosecution had agreed upon, who had sat in on the trial and heard all the testimony. the dismissed juror had made the extremely stupid remark that he was "very biased" as the jury opened its deliberations, causing another juror to send a written enquiry to the judge regarding the stupid juror's impartiality. in order to avoid an appeal based on the stupid juror's remark, she seated the alternate juror.

this wasn't some 'fix'. it was a bunch of jurors who decided in favor of the defendants. why they did, god alone knows.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 28 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

lol because it was a fucking fix you moron

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

plz explain how they 'fixed' it, since you seem to know. being a moron, I can't see how it was done, but you, being brilliant, can show me I'm sure.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

sorry by "moron" I meant "sexist, pedantic, pillar of white male privilege with some weird chip on his shoulder who has been shitting all over ILX for far too long with his chin-stroking challops"

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

brilliant!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Dude you're out of line you need a timeout

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

sleeve, have a drink.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

I bet lavoy finicum feels real fuckin stupid right now

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

thx Alfred yes I'm out for the night, this is still an outrage and does not bode well at all

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

Just the precedent we need as we prepare for legions of idiots on Nov 9th.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 28 October 2016 08:26 (seven years ago) link

thx Alfred yes I'm out for the night, this is still an outrage and does not bode well at all

― sleeve

neither did dan white's acquittal

The Huldre-girls ringtones (rushomancy), Friday, 28 October 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

What the hell happened? This is ludicrous.

how's life, Friday, 28 October 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link

Checks and balances

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 October 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link

it's almost like a country built on armed white supremacy still hasn't quite moved on

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 October 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

I bet lavoy finicum feels real fuckin stupid right now

haha, kept thinking the same thing.

pplains, Friday, 28 October 2016 13:01 (seven years ago) link

Bundy attorney arrested in courtroom, tackled and subdued with stun guns:

http://katu.com/news/local/ammon-bundys-attorney-marcus-mumford-arrested-after-standoff-trial-verdict

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 28 October 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

marcus... mumford?

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

please tell me he runs his law office in partnership with his male offspring

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 October 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

contempt charges, I'm guessing? just says Marshals say he was resisting arrest.

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 October 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

neither did dan white's acquittal

― The Huldre-girls ringtones (rushomancy)

don't really see the parallel between a lone homophobic wingnut and an armed insurrection of racists, unless you're saying that this country has made no progress whatsoever since the 70's which I am starting to believe.

sleeve, Friday, 28 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

The same Mother Jones reporter who went undercover in the private prison investigation also embedded with the 3 Percent Militia as they conducted operations on the Arizona/Mexico border. Worth a read
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/undercover-border-militia-immigration-bauer

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 4 November 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

i worry about that guy

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 4 November 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

getting correspondence from a couple of these goons at the moment. no you may not return your legal personhood to us, jack colon ass hyphen

sktsh, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:15 (seven years ago) link

"i got yr personhood right here"

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 March 2017 18:44 (seven years ago) link

So excited for u!

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Friday, 10 March 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

finally, this is related to the 2014 standoff

Bundy follower gets 68 years for role in armed Nevada standoff

sleeve, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

long piece on the bundy crew hanging tight w/ social media on npr this morning.. one of the interviewees were talking about 'heavenly father' and I was reminded these nutters are all mormons

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 27 July 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

the core are fringey Mormons, but they welcome weirdos and losers from all walks

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOij6tQUEAAS3SX.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 13 November 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

btw, the Bundy trial is now (slowly) underway in Nevada.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 13 November 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

wait what re: Jared

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 13 November 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

pretty sure not fucking children is common law tbh

the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 November 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

well then he should be tried in a rightful jurisdiction, by a... sheriff?... and not by this sham of a legal system as is his god-given right

j., Monday, 13 November 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

garbage human keeps right on garbaging

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I do like the "I refute it thus" ending to these things, but they still believe there's some kind of hidden law apart from what actually happens. It's a curious confusion, and it must emerge from more primitive misunderstandings, I think. And Americans; I blame Americans (and the Magna Carta).

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

i mean peace be on this judge and 1000 times yes hit em again but comments like this

Instead, “metaphysical concepts” were introduced to suggest the money “never actually existed”, although how the couple bought a property with “non-existent” funds was not explained.

don't tell the whole story do they, what he means is "my metaphysical concepts have the power of arrest and yours do not"

after "after cease to exist" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

That is explicit

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

Dowd it's not confusion it's a sad mix of desperation and charlatanism and anyone taking advantage of the first party should see jail time imo

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link

you can see how it would confuse simple folks. maybe mortgages should be paid out in big suitcases full of money, or better yet gold or something.

after "after cease to exist" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link

"see these doubloons right? well we're giving you these to buy your house, and we want you to bring us a pig once a month until we've covered the value"

after "after cease to exist" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

Barter economy you sign away twenty percent of your output for the next forty years

Course the cash equivalent there is about two grand so I'm as well to bow to the original request

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

“quagmire of mantra like incantation that bears only a passing resemblance to understandable English”

just @ me m'lud

mark s, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/10/30/bundy-trial

charges dismissed. that's it. great job feds.

goole, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:20 (six years ago) link

This could have gone on a half-dozen threads, but the claim for Common Law arrest of the mayor tips the scales to this one: https://news.sky.com/story/trump-supporters-demand-london-mayor-sadiq-khan-arrest-11205566

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link

"disrupted by protesters from a group called the White Pendragons who shouted pro-Trump and pro-Brexit slogans."

aka The Football Lads Alliance, English Defence League etc... they keep changing their name every month now.

calzino, Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:17 (six years ago) link

Their re-branding might be something to do with an EDL march getting cancelled last year when 6 people turned up.

calzino, Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link

Execution of freemen y/n

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

(xp) lol yeah, saw this story and thought of this thread.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 January 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

He also accused the Fabian Society of "subverting" the constitution.

luv 2 walk him thru step by step of that thought

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 January 2018 13:33 (six years ago) link

leader seems to have a site called 'The People's Bailiffs' ft leveller tracts, and careful what you wish for because I think he would be happy to walk you through his thoughts on the constitution at length

woof, Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

I wdn't really luv2walk because madness doesnae listen but still

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 January 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

the people's speed-trap cops

or is there a sector of middle england which is excitedly pro bailiff, idk

mark s, Sunday, 14 January 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link

judging by the amount of bailiff porn on daytime BBC1 et al i'm guessing yes

people love pigs

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 January 2018 10:37 (six years ago) link

the tracks these common weal societies follow are really strange. how they go barmy in this specific way.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 January 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link

i mean do they connect st. george’s hill with shouting pro trump slogans at sadiq khan?

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 January 2018 11:02 (six years ago) link

white history, white history

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 January 2018 11:19 (six years ago) link

gets weirder the more specific and practical they get - calling for the Bradbury Pound

woof, Sunday, 14 January 2018 11:25 (six years ago) link

I think you may have discovered the people who wrote the clues for 3-2-1.

— Dave (@PTdavelewis) January 13, 2018

Alba, Sunday, 14 January 2018 11:27 (six years ago) link

white history, white history


^ also wonder - i’m hungover so not going down the rabbit hole now - whether this means conflating the specifics of US freeman bs with UK specifics into some sort of weird utopian freeman prehistory. fuck i’m going to watch the clip again now.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 January 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link

there's definitely something very chthonic protestant about it: but this kind of self-taught stubbornness -- what's in the bible and the laws is what i find there, not what some fancy priest or bureaucrat says is there -- and that the right of the land arises from the people of the land

e.p.thompson's muggletonians seemed kind of sweet -- i think because they were quietist and didn't proselytise, and had still somehow survived across 300 years -- but many of the other sects were a lot noisier, and (as "the world turned upside down" says, tho it's years since i read it) for a space of years during and after the civil war, the country became a carnival of crackpots, some solitary, some in groups

mark s, Sunday, 14 January 2018 12:08 (six years ago) link

if you haven't read The Wake yet, do

#TeamHailing (imago), Sunday, 14 January 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link

thanks for reminder i really need to do that when i've finished The Story of the Stone

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 January 2018 12:43 (six years ago) link

if you haven't read The Wake yet, do

Such an amazing book; I can't believe it hasn't already inspired like a dozen metal concept albums.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 14 January 2018 14:22 (six years ago) link

Paging Manowar

#TeamHailing (imago), Sunday, 14 January 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

...but yeah, if there's one book that understands, empathises with and then gently skewers English exceptionalism, it is that

#TeamHailing (imago), Sunday, 14 January 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

Maybe Grendel too

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 January 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

yeah the same people who told me to read The Wake told me to read that too

#TeamHailing (imago), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

Do it, it's fabulous

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link

rub-a-dub-dub, freemen in a tub and who do you think they were?
the racist, the racist, the racist, the racist, and some other arsehole (who was also probably a racist)

faust apes (NickB), Sunday, 14 January 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link

Like

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 January 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

like

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

Political show host April LaJune accused of running a scam

Conservative political commentator April LaJune is facing increasing allegations that she is scamming people into a well-known fraud scheme that sells the idea there’s a secret government bank account people can use to pay off their bills and debt.

In an interview with The Durango Herald on Tuesday, LaJune adamantly denied the accusations, and argued her business, while dealing with similar concepts, is different than those that defraud people of money.

“A lot of scammers are combative and lead people to think they can quit their job and not pay their bills,” LaJune said. “For us, it’s about using the ‘Accepted for Value’ process to push debts and credits across lines in commerce like people do every day.”

The allegations are tied to a 40-year-old scam that promotes the notion the U.S. Treasury creates a secret cash account in one’s name at birth. Scammers claim that through the proper paperwork, people can use this money to pay debt, bills and other expenses.

“Redemption,” “Strawman” or “Acceptance for Value” are common names for the scam, according to an FBI warning about the scheme on the agency’s website.

Scammers trying to profit off this unfounded theory often charge fees for “kits,” the FBI says, to teach people how to navigate the supposedly complex process to access these secret funds.

“This scheme frequently intermingles legal and pseudo legal terminology in order to appear lawful,” the FBI warns.

...

Through her website and daily online show “America Matters,” LaJune has episodes that specifically explain the process that supposedly allows people to access these funds.

But over the years, this idea has been continually disproved and cast as a conspiracy theory.

The FBI, for instance, explicitly warns people not to believe this scheme and asks people to report would-be scammers.

“Do not believe that the U.S. Treasury controls bank accounts for all citizens,” the FBI says. “This scheme predominately uses fraudulent financial documents that appear to be legitimate … (and) other official documents are used outside their intended purpose.”

ScamBusters, a website that provides information on common scams, said there has “never been a single verifiable case of anybody identifying the existence of a secret Treasury account in their name, let alone getting their hands on any of this mythical money to pay taxes or any other bill.”

But LaJune claims she has successfully accessed this account on two occasions: once to pay for a medical bill and another time to get credit on an electricity bill. She declined to provide documented proof.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

Fucked up that April LaJune is not a drag name.

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

I know I'll be berated (let alone fp'd) for this, but Americans are so fucking stupid. A magical bank account that pays for stuff. Of course! MAGA!

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

This thread is full of Brits and Irish people that believe the same bullshit tbf

right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

“A lot of scammers are combative and lead people to think they can quit their job and not pay their bills,” LaJune said. “Our scam is totally different. For us, it’s about using the ‘Accepted for Value’ process to push debts and credits across lines in commerce like people do every day.”

mick signals, Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

xxp I like you, but knock it off with that shit, FP'd.

sleeve, Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rC_fgpBm6M

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

surprised this is the first time I've heard of that "hidden account" thing but the whole "selling how-to kits" thing is typical sovereign loony bin scam stuff

sleeve, Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

https://imgur.com/OAmFsdll.png

This is just a preview of the full video series you can unlock for a mere $1700!

mick signals, Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

At Trump UniversityCollege!

nickn, Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

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JFC

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:12 (five years ago) link

maybe don't actually visit that site, it's a fascist midden

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link

by my reckoning there's not a single person on earth who fits all of those categories

the complex and multi-layered humour seems to be mostly anti-semitism and racism but i might be missing some of the layers.

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:22 (five years ago) link

i kinda took that to be the case as soon as i read www.englandlives.com tbf

i) that you are one of the people of England or a person of a foreign jurisdiction; and

Isn't this everyone?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link

have we ever read unto what causes the shared sickness that leads the minds of so many into this specific pattern

frustrated idiocy is a likely starting point obv

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

some people are so desperate for the world to be simple that they'll believe any old shite that makes it so

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

linked but

....they arent spotting the difference between the shite they are being hawked and the rules that make sense, or are legit (look obv we all will disagree on the rules of a given society that fit either criteria but)

they then view "the rules" as a warp/cheat mode that everyone else gets to use but they are excluded from so why not just make up your own or imagine through strength of trv belief that any "adequately" argued case brings that required and desired but little-understood legitimacy

these ppl had game genies as kids

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

Darragh otm, there's nothing simple about this, but it bears enough resemblance to stuff that they might take as the real rules of the world.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

today i learned that wat tyler's rebellion was basically the late 1300s version of "sovereign citizens"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Rumour

lied to by socialists again

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 31 May 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link

jesus

Wow. Lewis Arthur, the head of Veterans on Patrol just has a 30+ minute meltdown on his live stream https://t.co/5wt0JejAZ2

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) June 12, 2018

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link

that shit is cinematic as hell

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 06:20 (five years ago) link

hey at least these people aren't armed to the teeth

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 09:44 (five years ago) link

Well, he isn't - he's an ex-felon who can't legally own a gun.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 10:10 (five years ago) link

Something for everyone pic.twitter.com/wPitRR5R6r

— Frank Sobotka (@cymrurouge) June 23, 2018

ogmor, Sunday, 24 June 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

that bit in the exorcist where hes listening to tapes of reagan and coubting the voices

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 June 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure the criminal justice system is the best forum for addressing her needs

Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2018 01:58 (five years ago) link

twould be by the time she were done wi'it

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 June 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

not so much cognitive dissonance as cognitive white noise

Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2018 02:10 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

have we ever read unto what causes the shared sickness that leads the minds of so many into this specific pattern

Reading a book of China Mieville short stories and god idea is verging on something he'd do

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 July 2018 05:13 (five years ago) link

^"this idea" obv

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 July 2018 05:14 (five years ago) link

aw i thought he might have a concept called "god idea" all drafted

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This graphic was posted on Facebook by a group in Tucson; I saw it on Twitter via JJ MacNab, a journalist who covers all these crazy fuckers:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dj3Ejf4V4AA5L0A.jpg

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 5 August 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

poll

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 5 August 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

Blatantly ("accidentally," I bet they'll say) obfuscates the link between cannibal giants and Nazi UFOs

mick signals, Sunday, 5 August 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

I like how they copyrighted the chart

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 5 August 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

as if they didn't know that Swiss Banking should be grouped with Nazi UFOs, it possibly might be rong!

calzino, Sunday, 5 August 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

ty grawlix that explains a lot. great to see it all laid out so clearly.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 6 August 2018 02:45 (five years ago) link

oh man... browsing the Deep State Mapping Project and honestly cannot tell if it's parody or not

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 6 August 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link

My favorite is: PINDAR, sitting atop the lower-middle pyramid containing the Committees of 13 and 300.

The by-gawd original Pindar (accept no substitutes) was a very esoteric ancient Greek poet specializing in super elaborate and formalized poetry praising winners in the ancient Olympic games, especially rich people who could afford his fees. He always made sure to connect the winner's bloodline to some god(s) or semi-divine heroes. God knows what his name means to the paranoid schizophrenics of the world.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 August 2018 04:29 (five years ago) link

This is where it is very useful to tell a story told by a former US Air Force doctor. UU., Bill Deagle, MD, who described in an interview to the YouTube channel Project Camelot, a mysterious encounter he had with a prominent member of the Rothschild family, Baron Guy De Rothschild, in 1992:

"I woke up in the middle of the night I stood up and sat down. And I had all the lights on because I had to go to the bathroom periodically or whatever. I had all the lights on. And this guy was standing in front of me with what I call a $ 5,000 tuxedo, not a single one on his head, about 50 years old, thin and slender.

I said: How did you get in here?

And he says: It’s wonderful to see you My son.

I said: You are not my father.

And I looked at this guy, and he looked like the French nobility, okay? And I said: Who are you?

He says: I am Baron Guy de Rothschild, the Pindar.

And I felt something strange, something like an anguish or a kind of shrinking or squeezing in my spirit. And I knew immediately, because I have this gift. okay?

Without going into a long discussion, I knew right away. I said: I know who you are. You are the representative of the Luciferian power that controls the Earth.

He says: Yes, I am the CEO of Earth, Inc., and I am the man in 13th position of the Druidic Council. I want you to be my substitute, and when it transpires I want you to occupy my position.

And I said: No, I’m not going to do it.

He said: We know your bloodline; we know your genetics; We know everything about you and you are a perfect replacement for me.

And I said: No.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 6 August 2018 04:48 (five years ago) link

had some fun reading about Solar Warden earlier thanks to that image
Pindar is the reptilians king iirc

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 6 August 2018 04:49 (five years ago) link

What is interesting here is Rothschild’s claim that he was the “Pindar” and was the “CEO of Earth, Inc.”. This suggests that he is simply directing the Earth on behalf of others, but who? To get an answer, we can look for information about the Pindar supplied by British researcher David Icke. Icke wrote about Pindar in The Biggest Secret after interviewing a former participant in occult satanic ceremonies, Arizona Wilder. Icke wrote: Pindar means ‘Dragon’s penis’ …

Arizona says Pindar, like all reptilians when they change shape, has very powerful hypnotic eyes (the ‘evil eye’ of the legend) and in the sacrifices, the faces of the victims look at the Pindar at the moment of death for him to steal the soul or the energy of the person through this magnetic process of the “evil eye” ….

Pindar attends the main satanic ceremonies in Europe and then flies to California for the rituals there. [pages. 302-3] The idea that a high ranking member of the Rothschild family, Guy de Rothschild, was a changing reptile, or a hybrid of some kind, will be a shock to many who do not believe that extraterrestrial life is a physical reality on Earth. This incredulity will be notably the case of those who come from a Christian background, who attribute the satanic / Luciferian influence on Earth to the demonic entities of another world associated with hell, as described in the biblical passages.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 6 August 2018 04:50 (five years ago) link

Pindar attends the main satanic ceremonies in Europe and then flies to California for the rituals there.

Of course, the Bohemian Grove party! It all makes sense now.

nickn, Monday, 6 August 2018 04:56 (five years ago) link

This incredulity will be notably the case of those who come from a Christian background

Good choice of word there: incredulity.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 August 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link

Mirroring this post from the main politics thread:

Interesting article here positing that the whole "QAnon" conspiracy started life as a lefty/anarchist prank on gullible right-wing chuds but has taken on a life of its own.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 6 August 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

of course Foucault's Pendulum had to become real eventually

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link

He said: We know your bloodline; we know your genetics; We know everything about you and you are a perfect replacement for me.

And I said: No.

Eventually Baron Guy wearied of showing up in various dudes' houses in the middle of the night again and again and always getting rebuffed, and the Earth, Inc. dev team came up with a smartphone app, called Pinder, with which you can simply swipe on potential Druidic Councilmates with either a dextral or sinistral wave.

mick signals, Monday, 6 August 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

lol, a+

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 August 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

very charming sovereign citizen profiled in this thread

The So Cal Holy Fire is burning out of control in Orange County. 10,000+ acres have burned, and it's only 5% contained. The sheriff has arrested Forrest Clark, 51, on suspicion of arson. He threatened to burn everything down in a message to the sheriff a week earlier. pic.twitter.com/dWP4k1cIhe

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) August 10, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 10 August 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

this town ain't big enough for two Forrests

Dan I., Friday, 10 August 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

There’s some special people in that thread.

The people who believe to the RuSA alternative government believe that the real/de jure) US government ceased to exist in 1871 and that an imposter/de facto government has been in power ever since. pic.twitter.com/ZO7PqdJu78

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) August 10, 2018

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 11 August 2018 02:58 (five years ago) link

all this talk of "pindar" keeps making me think of the moody blues

i don't like thinking about the moody blues

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 11 August 2018 09:21 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article224221620.html

j., Sunday, 13 January 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

“The intent is never to scare anybody,” Roth told The Star. “The intent is never to freak anybody out."

maybe leave your gun at home then idk

Berks & Cow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 January 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link

Harper has been the subject of multiple protective orders in Oklahoma, accused of threatening people with a rifle and attempting to run his ex-wife off the road with his truck.

ah, there it is.

sort of weird that they frame it as a first amendment thing. like you're...peaceably assembling just outside the boundaries of a nuclear facility, i guess? i don't know how the rhetoric usually works.

circles, Sunday, 13 January 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

In Australia, one of these cunts has just been gratifyingly done: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-19/geraldton-city-seizes-wayne-glew-land-for-non-payment-of-rates/10619944

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 14 January 2019 01:00 (five years ago) link

Check out this twat

Unhappy pensioner who tried to cite Australian case law and William Pitt in defence against conviction has appeal delayed

In November John Timbrell pleaded not guilty to obstructing a police officer in Mitcheldean – despite freely admitting in court that he obstructed a police officer.

The 76-year-old told Cheltenham Magistrates’ Court a police arrest warrant is “fraudulent” if it does not have a wet seal.

Timbrell then described the officers as “badly trained dummies” who do not know the difference between ‘lawful’ and ‘legal’.

“Your rights as a police officer do not give you the authority to break common law,” he told PS Freeman.

“The fact a living man can refuse jurisdiction from a court is not known to many police officers.”

Timbrell then described the legal system as the “illegal system”.

Giving evidence to the court, PC Varden said: “I didn’t know what he was on about.”

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 January 2019 11:15 (five years ago) link

Mr McCabe asked: “Did you use the internet in your research?”

“I am not going to be trapped into that,” Timbrell replied.

some of these need their internet taking off them

unexplained drinking injuries (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 January 2019 11:26 (five years ago) link

Looks like he missed a trick by not making use of the fact that the police officer he obstructed was named Freeman.

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Sunday, 27 January 2019 12:32 (five years ago) link

this is getting worse and worse here as banks start to actually repossess the hard luck investors from the past double decade

our master of the high court is worth a google, hes been up to allsorts lately

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...
two months pass...

Is this the right thread for these, er, pioneers?

US man could face death penalty over Thailand 'sea home'

"We're looking forward to freedom loving people to come and join us on the open ocean"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bceePdFruU

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 18 April 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3cjtSbWMAAVBRx.jpg

kinder, Thursday, 18 April 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

this is old and yet in another more accurate sense, evergreen:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

mark s, Saturday, 25 May 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

yeve seen the ben gilroy vid right

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jun/23/man-refused-to-register-sons-birth-high-court

[The judge] said the couple’s deliberate decision not to register the birth stemmed from the boy’s father’s unusual and somewhat eccentric beliefs about the concept of personal sovereignty. He said the boy’s mother was not prepared to register the birth herself, but was not opposed to somebody else registering it.

He said the father had a genuinely held belief in the power and writ of the individual. The father told the judge: “We are each our own sovereign. We are governed by a common law but only to the extent that we depart from three principles. These three imperatives are: to do no harm; to cause no loss; to inflict no injury.”

The judge said the father regarded registering a birth as the equivalent of making an entry on to a ship’s manifest. He argued that registering the birth would make the child “an asset to the country, which has boarded a vessel to sail on the high seas”.

The judge added the essence of the father’s objection was “his belief that registration will cause his son to become controlled by a state which he perceives to be authoritarian and capricious”.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

the father’s objection was “his belief that registration will cause his son to become controlled by a state which he perceives to be authoritarian and capricious”.

He's both right and wrong about that one. The state is quite often authoritarian and capricious, and it does control those who live within its borders to a large extent, but his belief that failing to register his son's birth would have the slightest effect on this is just magical thinking of the worst sort.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/germanys-new-mini-reichs/

The Reichsbürger’s ethno-nationalist ideology most closely resembles American strains of right-wing state-denying and secessionist groups known as “Sovereign Citizens.” Many of the exact conspiracy theories, tactics, and legal maneuvers employed by German Reichsbürger are borrowed from the Sovereign Citizens, whose earliest groupings can be traced back to the 1970s. Often survivalist or white nationalist in nature, Sovereign Citizens deny the legitimacy and jurisdiction of the US federal government and especially the IRS, claiming that the individual is inherently sovereign or that the highest authority is the local sheriff (as commissioned by local “free men”).

The Australian sociologist Judy Lattas sees microstates as “a largely grievance-driven form of political protest” but with a much deeper significance for our present understanding of the nation-state and the individual. Small groups and individuals who declare their own state may take their vocabulary from the establishing ceremonies of larger states, but they “relocate” sovereignty onto an assertion of individual rights. Thomas Jefferson’s individual hand signing the Declaration of Independence represented not himself but the united will of the nation. Microstates insist that tiny groups and even single individuals also deserve the rights of a state.

j., Sunday, 23 June 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

Pierce is doing what pundits do, taking a news story and spinning out a narrative. A lot of these narratives involve the future and the horrible consequences that will roll out of the original news story and day now.

Pierce could be right here. The implications of the Oregon Republicans openly embracing people who make serious threats of violence against their political opponents is ugly as hell and much too easy to normalize as just another baby step in a trend that's been building for more than a decade. But it's good to remember that pundits, like stock pickers, make a lot of bad or overwrought predictions, based on seeing trends that move only in one direction.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 24 June 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link

is there a more positive narrative?

mookieproof, Monday, 24 June 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

I can't see the future.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 24 June 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

xp no there isn't

Ambient Police (sleeve), Monday, 24 June 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

Let's see about that. Hmmm. How about:

  • no actual violence occurs as a result of this act of political theater on the part of the Republicans.
  • the episode ends with the Republicans further marginalized in Oregon politics as a result of their stupid shenanigans.
  • the cap-and-trade bill is slightly altered to allow some face-saving but passes essentially as it is (which already contains a number of compromises to address the concerns of rural Oregonians and the 'mighty' timber lobby.
  • in the parts of the state where the more militant, gun-toting, confederate flag-waving minority flaunts their ugly beliefs, the less militant majority continues to worry mostly about making a living and raising their kids.
  • and the whole thing blows over.
I don't claim to be a clairvoyant, but this narrative about the future seems to me to exist within the realm of the possible. I offer it, not as prediction but as a possible "more positive narrative" that mookieproof asked for and sleeve asserts doesn't exist.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 03:51 (four years ago) link

does this... remind you of anyone?

More details: https://t.co/Dmz4U9Tj46

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) July 2, 2019

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

is it possible to be both a sovereign human being and a seven nation army?

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Early in ILX's existence there was a Millar who posted here. Kind of a contrarian, given to outbursts. I wonder...

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Friday, 23 August 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

washington state senator is a real piece of work: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/23/us/matt-shea-washington-extremism.html

ex-wife testified that he insisted she walk on his left side because his sword, if he had one, would be on his right

also no one wants to arrest him due to fears of a violent confrontation

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 12:04 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Kansas man asks judge's leave for sword battle with ex-wife, lawyer

A Kansas man has asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney so that he can “rend their souls” from their bodies.

David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, said in a Jan. 3 court filing that his former wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, Iowa, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, had “destroyed (him) legally.” The Ostroms have been embroiled in disputes over custody and visitation issues and property tax payments.

The judge had the power to let the parties “resolve our disputes on the field of battle, legally,” David Ostrom said, adding in his filing that trial by combat “has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States.”

He also asked the judge for 12 weeks’ time so he could secure Japanese samurai swords.

Of course he fucking did.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

broke, classist: making fun of Florida Man
funny, wholesome: making fun of sovereign citizens

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this lunacy has crossed to the UK. apparently here the magic words are "article 61 of MAGNA CARTA"

no surprise that there is a connection with brexiteers, antiquarians and a faintly hapless baron:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09qhsc4

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

lol that was hilarious.

calzino, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link

The first freemen I became aware of that prompted me to start the thread where in the UK

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

i met my first in 2009 through work on ach1ll

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link

it feels a very ancient kind of lunacy

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

"antiquarian bookseller Gregg Lance-Watkins"

calzino, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

the guy who got sent down for drink driving and seriously hurting somebody then describes his prison time as his "apprenticeship" and says he had volunteered to be a hangman for the execution of the treacherous QEII!

calzino, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

whats the penalty under art 61 of the magna carta of an irish lad using a vpn to listen to this podcast

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

you get bled out till death like the subhuman pig eyed mick you are, overseen by an executioner who is a serial drink driver and did time for child porn in the 00's!

calzino, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

fuckit, will we chance it anyway lads hah?

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Driving While Idiot

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

sounds like a job for the freemen

it's not a car, it's a boat, and the dwi law only applies to airspace

Psychedics with Rosie Swash (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

sovereign citizen storyline in the new BOSCH

mark s, Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link

^^^ Was just coming here to mention this.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

i'm just going to start posting coronavirus protest pictures here, rather than ruining all the other threads

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link

don't click this thread if you don't want to see freedom

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link

MAGA version of Tiananmen Square = blocking ambulances until someone reopens Waffle House

genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

Consecutive tweets from @natalie_allison pic.twitter.com/LafzDsztRY

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 20, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 20 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link

this is a press release from the GOP in Virginia:

https://virginia.gop/liberate-virginia/

Richmond, VA – On Friday, President Donald Trump tweeted, “LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!” That tweet was accompanied by two others directed at the citizens of two other states also subjected to the tyrannical rule of incompetent liberal governors.

COVID-19 testing, the key to lifting public restrictions, stalls in Virginia
Timely COVID-19 information is vital, but Va.’s state government is falling short
During Governor Northam’s 2:00 PM press conference today, please consider asking him if shutting down Virginia is actually for our health. Before he attempts to enchant you with a canned “now is not the time for partisanship” answer in his Eastern Shore drawl, consider the following:

When the State tells you it’s safe to go to the store to buy a broom but too dangerous to go and buy a flower, it’s not about your health.
When the State shuts down thousands of private businesses but doesn’t lay off a single government employee, it’s not about your health.
When the State bans dentists because its unsafe, but deems an abortion safe, it’s not about your health.
When the State prevents you from buying gardening supplies because it’s dangerous, but allows in person lottery ticket sales, it’s not about your health.
When the State tells you it’s dangerous to go golf alone, fish alone, or be in a motor boat alone, but the Governor can get his stage make up and hair done for multiple TV appearances a week, it’s not about your health.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link

When the GOP wants your vote, it's about your stupidity

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link

is it freeman stuff tho

steer calmer (darraghmac), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

its certainly a boon companion alright, dont get me wrong, but if it isnt quoting maritime law then....

steer calmer (darraghmac), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

i don't know if it's exactly freeman stuff, but if you want to start a new covid19-related thread and answer to a bunch of people who get mad at the idea of seeing underlined words on a screen that they don't want to click on, by all means take the initiative!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

rhonda,

see above.

rgds,

steer calmer (darraghmac), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

we regret to inform you that Rhonda is Out of Office today. she is at the gathering shown in the attached image, governmet.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1ejJpJI.jpg

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link

governmetropolitan elites imo

donald failson (sic), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

Karl, instead of violating the natural sovereignty of this thread, maybe you should post pro-virus images here: "Get a Brain! Morans": Word is out

dip to dup (rob), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

in honor of coronavirus 2019 i will post pro-virus images on all threads, so they can spread as quickly as possible

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link

This is close enough to Freemenry to justify this digression imo

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

coronatruthers are morphing into wildlings. it's not the game of thrones prequel we hoped for, but it is what we deserve

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

its certainly a boon companion alright, dont get me wrong, but if it isnt quoting maritime law then....

truth(er) bomb

Fetch the Bolt Thrower (PBKR), Monday, 20 April 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link

Contingent of heavily armed individuals in back of an old military vehicle just showed up. They said they’re all independent. No affiliation. pic.twitter.com/Y8GMcN12eG

— Miguel Marquez (@miguelmarquez) April 20, 2020

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link

Check out these tattoos. The New England Patriots just drafted a sovereign citizen (and a Motörhead fan, TBF) to play for them.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWeHTbDUYAA20-H.jpg

Three Percenters

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

He looks like he is going to break Aaron Hernandez' team record for murders in a season.

Fetch the Bolt Thrower (PBKR), Saturday, 25 April 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

"Oh my God, Justin," she said, giggling and playfully pushing his arm. "You're so random!"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 April 2020 07:39 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYJhWbiXsAEpWnN?format=jpg&name=small

possibly a friend of Piers Corbyn before he got arrested earlier today.

calzino, Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

I Am a Free, I'm Not Man. A Number. Well done, mate.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

I am a FREE

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

yeah, clearly not an ex graphic design student is this clever lad!

calzino, Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

Patrick McGoohan has a lot to answer for.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

i am not MAN

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

It's like something from an episode of Star Trek.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

"you're reading it wrong!!! stop!"

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

Are We Not Men? We Are A Free!
Are We Not Men? A-F-R-E-E!

We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re pinheads all
Jock A Number

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Saturday, 16 May 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

i am a free
to do what i want
any old man

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 May 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

You can't order me around.
You're not my mom.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 May 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

I, IA

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 May 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

1-2 thumb war
I declare a 3-4

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 May 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

I got a free but
I'm not a freeman

peace, man, Sunday, 17 May 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

fremen on the sand

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 May 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"WA" being western Australia, I see, but around these parts the "WA" loons who'd try that all reside in eastern Washington State.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link

There used to be another guy with a very large landholding in Western Aus that declared it his own sovereign land, he made his own currency and passport and everything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 8 June 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

omg that link is incredible, thanks

sleeve, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

I used to work at the passport office, we had a pic of his "principality"'s passport with "DO NOT ACCEPT" sitting in front of us when we did the interviews lol.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 8 June 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

Nice

all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 8 June 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

loooool

On 2 December 1977 the principality declared war on Australia. Prince Leonard notified authorities of the cessation of hostilities several days later.[19] It may be more than coincidence that this declaration of war came in just a few months after a court decision where Casley was fined for failing to furnish the ATO with certain documents. The short state of war between the principality and Australia was a scheme where the Princes purpose was to argue that, under the Geneva Treaty Convention of 12 August 1949, a government should show full respect to a nation undefeated from a state of war.[14] Casley then wrote to the governor general and asserted that: "Sovereignty is automatic to a country undefeated in a state of war ... and if the state of war is not recognized by the other party, once the notice is given then these conventions apply to their relations." Again, there is no support for this theory.[citation needed]

jmm, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

haha yes that was one of my favorite parts

sleeve, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Perhaps that has something to do with the fact that you live in Austria, which has never been a Common Law, Magna Carta country . https://t.co/etOzpvXbUX

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) July 30, 2020

calzino, Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

Magna Carta had that whole paragraph about masks

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

Shit appears to be getting real in Melbourne (if you believe the police)

The Chief Commissioner says there are a small group of Victorians who consider themselves 'sovereign citizens'.

This includes a 38-year-old Frankston woman who seriously assaulted a 26-year-old female police officer after refusing to wear a mask. #9News pic.twitter.com/Dg8HNkId7m

— Nine News Melbourne (@9NewsMelb) August 4, 2020

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:33 (three years ago) link

"lose your hair, keep your head; or lose your head, keep your hair" was a very successful hair policy in Manchu conquered China. Was thinking we probably do with a similar kind of authoritarian directive on masks, just to finally own all freeman-on-the-land who refuse to wear masks and either morally destroy them or behead them for the lols!

calzino, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

TBF someone bashing a cops head into the pavement is par for the course on any day in Frankston. But yeah theres been some dickheads flouting the mask/curfew laws - on video! Proudly! - that have been in the news. I think most got arreested and fined after sotheres that at least. But fuck off to a remote island together and die, you sovcit assholes.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

Maybe this goes here?

Live: III%ers and Right-Wing Activists Hold “Defend Stone Mountain” Anti-Fascist Coalition Responds https://t.co/JX6IrLaOwl

— Ford Fischer (@FordFischer) August 15, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 August 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

Just read about a sovcit who beheaded his roommate a few weeks back.

https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-homicide-asylum-avenue-20200728-g664azmvbjcczcqelcbexr6dfe-story.html

peace, man, Saturday, 15 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

The head is a sovereign appendage

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

"Asylum Avenue" too on the nose imo.

Boring, Maryland, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This has not been very well received in Conspiracy World. pic.twitter.com/ESwZEwhIwp

— cam smith (@sexenheimer) August 28, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:04 (three years ago) link

lol good work

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link

i don't know tho, shouldn't we be trying to understand the tin foil hat community and win them over thru civility?

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 August 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

As a medieval historian I am afraid I am going to have to remind divorced twitter once again that Magna Carta does not refer to "the people". It refers to the nobility, which your local pub is very sadly not. pic.twitter.com/EYsoTGGL9S

— Dr Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) November 2, 2020

Fizzles, Monday, 2 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

i was just thinking about this story!

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

then i got distracted by cussing all the clever people whose main take away was the spelling

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

i did mentally blame Dave Starkey in between those two thoughts tho

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

lol

Fizzles, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

jesus fucking wept

We’ve reached the point where a Freeman of the Land is trying to keep a soft play centre open using Magna Carta as a justification pic.twitter.com/fKAJItOKyk

— Gary Brannan (@garybrannan) November 2, 2020

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

yess keep em coming

kinder, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Two arrests at Christian tearoom that refuses to close

Owners of the Mustard Seed in Gedling, Nottinghamshire, cited Magna Carta and common law as reasons to stay open.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/AADA/production/_115483734_img_20201113_123944.jpg

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

I AM A LIVING PERSONS

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 15 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

great post/dn combo there

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:27 (three years ago) link

The Little Christian Tearoom That Refused To Re-Closet

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

not exactly a sovereign citizen, but this court filing is incredible

This is reality:

Jeffrey Cutler, in the Middle District Pa. Action, has pro se filed a "Motion to Declare Donald J. Trump Victorious."https://t.co/eZfk3iCV8M

— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020

As part of this matter, Mr. Cutler feels it necessary that everyone know his brother, Fred Cutler, was not allowed to start work as an usher for the Phillies games this year. pic.twitter.com/q5fDACvlZi

— Boozy Badger (@BoozyBadger) November 19, 2020

background: https://www.inquirer.com/business/tax-collector-jeffrey-cutler-east-lampeter-pa-lancaster-county-20181211.html

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

"just like the white bunny HARVEY"

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

seems like he’s reusing a lot of the same pages in all of his court filings and just adding more grievances to the list every year

mh, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

Well duh, precedent

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

just litigating calmly as he always does

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Mr. Cutler's brother and approximately 69 MILLION (NICE!) other people..

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Bradford hair salon fined £17,000 for repeatedly opening in breach of lockdown rules https://t.co/NebpVNLlO2

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 24, 2020

Oh Sineadpaws

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

fer fucks sake francie

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Lol just came here to post this. Even though I've lived in W Yorkshire for years I still get some kind of slight cognitive dissonance about Oakenshaw being referred to as Bradford yet also within the boundaries of Kirklees Council.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

can’t believe this government would punish a hardworking small business owner simply for breaking the law in a very specific and limited way

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

Calz is this hair salon sketch

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Back baby back!

If you will indulge me a little more, I'd like to share another element of the conspiracy theories surrounding inauguration, because we're hearing a LOT about Trump becoming the *19th* president of the United States

(no threats of violence here)
1/ pic.twitter.com/l2bLiAGOl6

— Dr. Jen Golbeck (@jengolbeck) January 18, 2021

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 January 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link

these dudes always seem to know enough history to write an alternate history novel, which would maybe be a better use of their time than actually believing this shit.

this one is a doozy tho - the US is a corporation that belongs to London?

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link

Its more that they know a lot of alternate history tho, tbf

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

Tbf most of them know enough history that can fit in a Tweet, maybe two

Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

Wish they could be banished to living inside a tweet, phantom zone style

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

Wasn't that literally an episode of Black Mirror

kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

Used to deal with a few of these in my frontline housing days and one in particular used to threaten me with marine law until i produced my master seamans book during one interview which shut him up

Now that was just as well as i was awarded it in a quiet handshake deal basis in order to satisfy administrative requirements to work on a trawler and upon further investigation he would possibly have noted that it was in fact entirely in dutch but turns out that the showy production of it sufficed

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link

Lol

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

legendary deems moves

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

ahahaha

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

Rude imo

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

I dont believe half of my own stories tbh so no blame attached for anyone inclined to wonder betimes

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

the new pub one happened though right?!

scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link

maastricht zeeman morelike

imago, Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

They are fyi all true and not even as embellished as youd think tbh

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

Complaints by neighbors have included goats on the loose. Dogs on the run. Trash piles and junk vehicles. Flying a Confederate flag. Posting a threatening sign.

Yet trash still litters the lawn. The dogs still roam free. The junk vehicles haven't moved. Because the owner of the property, 32-year-old Brian M. Nelson, doesn't believe the law applies to him.

He's said so many times, according to police reports and court records.

JOHN REINAN/STAR TRIBUNE
Dead vehicles piled with trash fill Brian Nelson’s driveway in Elbow Lake.
When officers confronted him in June about trash in his yard, "he stated that this was his property and that he was not subjected to the city ordinances," a deputy wrote.

When deputies warned him in July about keeping goats, which aren't allowed in city limits, "Brian became belligerent about the city's ordinances," a report said.

When officials served him in August with a nuisance violation order for goats, weeds and dead vehicles, "he stated that he does not recognize the city's ordinances and that he would not be complying with this order," according to a court document.

After nine months of back-and-forth, local officials aren't sure what to do next. In December, the city went to court seeking an order declaring Nelson's property a public nuisance and allowing authorities to swoop in and clean it up.

https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-town-is-flummoxed-by-resident-who-claims-he-s-above-the-law/600016479/?refresh=true

global tetrahedron, Friday, 29 January 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

ffs surely there's still napalm

the scamp has a thousand fries (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

"Well gawrsh guys, he seems pretty insistent that the rules don't apply to him, so I guess we just give up."

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

Nelson, who moved into the home less than two years ago, declined to be interviewed. His wife, Ritausha, said he didn't want to talk.

"He says he's not a man that wants a contact," she said.In September, a neighbor reported Nelson for burning brush in his yard. Days later, he put up a large sign written on a sheet of plywood that read, "Do Not Cry Wolf Lady."


what a peach

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 January 2021 04:34 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KzQlXVZ.png

pic.twitter.com/Afh2anOufH

— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) February 2, 2021

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:40 (three years ago) link

Long answer?

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link

also no

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

PREPLIMARY STATEMENT

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:23 (three years ago) link

never, ever ask these ppl for 'the long answer'

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

Why is a sovereign citizen going into Whole Foods anyway? Can't he snare varmints or rustle cattle for his vittles?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

i mean these lads believe in freedom except the freedom of shopkeepers to choose who they serve so i don't think we're looking at airtight logicians here

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

PREPLIMARY STATEMENT

lol, hadn't spotted that!

kinder, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Ytyb7Yv.jpg

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 28 June 2021 04:57 (two years ago) link

In Magical Incantations We Trust

What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Monday, 28 June 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link

Whose lands again?

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 28 June 2021 05:21 (two years ago) link

Don't know what this is all about, by they should receive some kind of prize for "iplimentatyion"

peace, man, Monday, 28 June 2021 10:42 (two years ago) link

This is my house and my house music, I am the creator!

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 28 June 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link

Some speculated that the man responsible was Peter Hore, a renowned prankster known for his disruptive stunts, however some refuted the suggestion, saying the man appeared too young.

some refuted, but it's entirely possible that Peter Hoare has de-aged three or four decades in the last two decades, so let's print ludicrous tweets by randos as news.

"renowned prankster" is doing some extremely heavy lifting too

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 28 June 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

ignorance of my devine lores is no excuse

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

Bonus eyelet so you can wear it around your neck on a lanyard

Bnad, Monday, 28 June 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link

cant stop giggling at closing with "THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU ALL", sounds like how God would end a conference call. "I MADE YOU IN MY OWN IMAGE AND I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING BACK-TO-BACK WITH THIS ONE"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link

INTERVIEW WITH RENOWNED DIPSHIT AT 8PM. ENJOY!!!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 10:28 (two years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/07/03/massachusetts-police-standoff/

Police in Wakefield, Mass., arrested 11 people Saturday after an hours-long standoff with a group of heavily armed men who fled into the woods near Interstate 95, sparking stay-at-home orders for nearby residents and a highway shutdown.

According to the Wakefield Police Department, several men, carrying rifles and handguns fled into the woods off the highway around 1:30 a.m., after refusing to comply with orders during a motor vehicle stop. The men claim to belong to a group that “does not recognize our laws,” police said.

Members of the group later said they were traveling from Rhode Island to Maine for “training.”

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Saturday, 3 July 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

Is the quoted bit the entire article? It’s as far as I could get behind the paywall.

The Graun makes it sound like it all started because they ran out of gas:

The stand-off began around 2am when police noticed two cars pulled over on I-95 with hazard lights on after they apparently rqn out of fuel, authorities said at a press briefing.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link

Actually I think they took it from AP? The article changed since I first read it though. Earlier it had a quote from the fuzz that sounded fairly sympathetic to the sovereign citizen perspective.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link

They were Moorish sovereign citizens, a weird and fascinating subset of the general sovcit movement. Here's a really good Twitter thread with lots of stories about various incidents across the country:

What is a Moorish Sovereign, and why does it matter? A thread.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) July 3, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link

ahh ty for context

good stuff about that movement here:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/473653.Gone_to_Croatan

sleeve, Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link

I have a copy of that book, it used to be rather hard to find for whatever reason. Some of what's in it is great...some other stuff, not so much.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

today’s incident happened in the town where i grew up like 5 mins from my parents house.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 July 2021 23:54 (two years ago) link

The context is appreciated yeah.

From Goodreads: “Recommends it for: people who don't think howard zinn goes far enough”

Hmm. Seems like Zinn was mainly focused on how systemic oppression was cooked into America’s pot from the beginning; I’m not getting that from the blurb for this book so much. It still looks interesting though.

Regarding the Moorish Sovereigns specifically though it looks like they position themselves at the intersection of the Montana Freemen and the Black Hebrew Israelites. Yikes. I wonder if they’re affiliated with that cult that got shut down in Georgia a few years back.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 4 July 2021 01:28 (two years ago) link

I wonder if they’re affiliated with that cult that got shut down in Georgia a few years back.

Yes. The long-ass Twitter thread I linked goes into that a little. The main dude was sentenced to 135 years in prison and is suing the US government for $2 billion from his cell.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 4 July 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link

I'm surprised a judge would allow a suit like that to proceed, although the $2 billion is just a figure the guy pulled out of his ass and the real question is whether he has appropriate grounds for his filing. Given how whacko these freemen are, that seems... questionable.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 4 July 2021 02:23 (two years ago) link

Cheers unperson. (I did take a quick dive into that rabbit hole you linked but it seems I withdrew prematurely.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 4 July 2021 04:19 (two years ago) link

viborg, there's some good stuff in there— Guillermo Gomez-Peña, Jack Forbes, Peter Linebaugh. I'd say it's about half crank and conspiracy stuff, and half legitimate radical scholarship.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Sunday, 4 July 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link

It didn't live up to my expectations, to be honest— at the time I ordered it, I was much more interested in learning about communes, intentional communities, hermetic individuals, and hobo types. But it has actually come in handy a few times.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Sunday, 4 July 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

Were you thinking about taking up the hobo life? I’m not being dismissive, I’ve considered it as an option tbh. (We used to hop trains for fun as kids. I once got arrested for a particularly drunken episode involving me in my Mohawk hanging off a freight train, flipping off Southern small-town cops.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 4 July 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

I think I could definitely do alright as a hermit.

But yeah I’d pick up the book if I saw it available somewhere, idk if I’m going to go out of my way to read it, cheers.

I am a bit more interested in some actual sequels to Zinn’s work that I saw mentioned in ILBooks.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 4 July 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link

I'm pretty sure the Nation of Islam evolved out of a split in the Moorish Temple

viborg, I did live the hobo life for a while. I even was a caretaker for this place in the winter of 2015-2016.

A lot of my written work, in one way or another, explores the possibility of dropping out of society, or the way those inhabiting "the third landscape" live— I've lived off-grid, in squats, on land projects, and in a truck, the latter for several years.

I highly recommend the Dunbar-Ortiz, "Indigenous Peoples' History of the United States." It's the base text for a lot of indigenous studies and literature classes— the prose is fluid, angry, and harrowing.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Monday, 5 July 2021 13:34 (two years ago) link

(I should say that my hobo days are probably behind me, I have a mortgage and nearly died two years ago, but I plan on riding trains again at some point, if only for a crew change or two)

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Monday, 5 July 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

I'm pretty sure the Nation of Islam evolved out of a split in the Moorish Temple

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, July 4, 2021 6:29 PM (yesterday)

Yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_Drew_Ali

rob, Monday, 5 July 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

xpost

Thanks for the recommendation, I will definitely add it to my wanted list. Your experiences sound very cool, hope I get a chance to check out some of your writing!

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 06:11 (two years ago) link

Jan 6 defendant Pauline Bauer made a motion to have her case dismissed.

It's worth a look ==> pic.twitter.com/FTifSc9hR4

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) July 16, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 05:22 (two years ago) link

wow

i need to save this for the next time i want to get out of jury duty

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 05:32 (two years ago) link

right wingin', bitter clingin', proud clinger

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 05:51 (two years ago) link

saw some kind of moorish "license plate" on a truck this morning, did a pretty good job of looking vaguely official.

circles, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 04:39 (two years ago) link

one thing i have always enjoyed about sovereign citizens is that they employ all kinds of made up arguments why the law doesn't apply to their vessel but use actual laws (wrongly) in service of those arguments. i mean why bother? how could brady v. maryland have existed if maryland didn't have jurisdiction over brady?

criminally negligible (harbl), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

LOL @ this stupid cunt getting a little taste of the sort of justice meted out in the place that is every right wing wanker's wet dream.

He claimed he was “sovereign” throughout the trial, adding “the charges don't apply to me”.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2021/08/05/briton-refused-wear-mask-singapore-remanded-mental-health-facility/

Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Friday, 6 August 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

That is 100% the approach to take imo

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2021 11:12 (two years ago) link

this is bad for various reasons but yeah why not?

i wish i had cuck feet (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 August 2021 11:15 (two years ago) link

claiming you're sovereign as an employee of a british company working in singapore really hits different than US sovereign citizens at home

mh, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link

always been one of the charms of it over here, a nonsensical magic reading of US history and law goes to another level of stupid as a reading of Brit history and law

i wish i had cuck feet (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 August 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link

apologies if this has already been posted, but a friend pointed it out when I mentioned I was taking my daughter to a soft play facility. The story also has lower league football!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-57322352

Neil S, Monday, 9 August 2021 12:50 (two years ago) link

An ex-footballer who claimed the Magna Carta allowed him to keep his soft play centre open during Covid restrictions has been fined more than £4,500.

lmao
Is 'Cirque D-Play' supposed to be a pun?

kinder, Monday, 9 August 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link

it's pretty much perfect isn't it. I liked how he was such a "freeman" thast he didn't bother to turn up to court and got fined a load of money anyway.

Neil S, Monday, 9 August 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

I used to love watching these guys get arrested until I learned of the moorish submovement, and now my schadenfreude is confused.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 05:03 (two years ago) link

More Magna Carta-related japery: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/17/protesters-claim-to-seize-edinburgh-castle-citing-magna-carta

A group of about 20 protesters entered Edinburgh Castle on Tuesday evening, claiming to have “seized” the landmark under article 61 of Magna Carta.

The protesters filmed their protest on Facebook Live. In a 13-minute video, a woman says the castle “belongs to the people” and that they are “taking our power back”. She adds the Scottish people have been “lied to all our lives” and that the “building belongs to us, we have taken the castle back” in an effort to “restore the rule of law”.

A man adds: “Treason’s been going on for that long now, we can’t sit back and let everybody perish under the stupid legislation and fraudulent government tyranny, so let’s just take it all back, not just the castle.”

As police officers appear in the footage, the female protester told officers they were seizing the castle under article 61 of Magna Carta. Magna Carta – signed by King John in 1215 – has never applied in Scotland as it predates the Act of Union.

A spokesperson for Historic Environment Scotland told the Edinburgh Evening News: “A group of around 20 individuals entered Edinburgh Castle this evening without payment. After refusing requests to leave the premises Police Scotland were called to the site and are dealing with the matter. There are no other visitors currently on site.”

keeping myself to myself (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

the section in magna carta abt the entry fee to tourist sites

mark s, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 09:53 (two years ago) link

Lol my first thought was "Scotland was a separate kingdom in 1215 you doofs"

Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 10:05 (two years ago) link

Geniuses.

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 10:28 (two years ago) link

A sovcit loony is running for Congress in Arizona; he has a notice on his website about wanting to return grand juries to the people(???) so politicians can be prosecuted for telling people to wear masks, or something. I don't know, I tried reading it and when I got to the Magna Carta stuff my eyes started to bleed.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 28 August 2021 01:17 (two years ago) link

He wants to be a legislator so that he can pass laws that no one has to obey?

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Saturday, 28 August 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

On June 16, Ms. Little came to inspect her dream home. She had closed on it in February and was planning renovations before moving in.

Buying the home felt like a triumph for Ms. Little, who grew up mostly in Florida as a foster child, finding security as a teenager only when her high school principal took her in.

She graduated from the University of Central Florida but struggled as a young adult, living out of motel rooms for periods of time. Now a senior customer service specialist with Jaguar Land Rover North America, she could afford to buy a house.

She tried to unlock the door but was puzzled: the locks had been replaced. The next day, she returned with a locksmith and was confronted by two men, one of whom was Mr. John and who said the house was his. After a heated exchange she called the police.

When the police arrived, both Ms. Little and Mr. John showed documents claiming the house was theirs, according to a report of the incident issued by Brian A. O’Hara, the Newark public safety director. She shared the property deed proving ownership, Ms. Little said, he the fabricated papers bearing the Al Moroccan seal.

The men “claimed to be sovereign citizens of the Al Moroccan Empire and that their status permitted them access to the property,” Mr. O’Hara’s report said. The officers verified that Ms. Little bought the house in February, and they asked the men to leave. They did.

Thirty minutes later, Mr. John returned, brushed past Ms. Little on the porch, she said, opened the door with his own key and locked it behind him.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 04:25 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this v much belongs here

Self important dicks doing self important shit at Colchester Hospital. pic.twitter.com/QTWJBfIPtU

— Nullen, Hoofwanking Spangletwat, Biscuit Overlord. (@sfinn80) October 20, 2021

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

The obvious thing to do with these twats is to laugh in their faces.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

"Sir - you do realize that you're wearing sweat pants out in public..?"

What is this all about? I heard something about crimes against humanity.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link

She should have dumped them all in a trash can right in front of them.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link

they're bringing some kind of imaginary legal action against all the NHS staff because Covid isn't real, also something about the Pope running all the businesses in the world

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link

The bit about the Pope did throw me a bit tbh.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

I'm not convinced the Pope holds any authority over NHS trusts, but you never know!

calzino, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

idk man those lads look like they know what they're talking about, they've got envelopes and everything

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

It's like someone heard about a citizen's arrest and figured, well, there must be a citizen's subpoena as well.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

Must be nice to have state-provided healthcare workers to pointlessly badger

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

paywalled, alas

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 November 2021 05:13 (two years ago) link

Hmmmm, what about this link? https://apple.news/ANpZpU_rERqmsrgDeCieiFQ

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 November 2021 06:16 (two years ago) link

Also paywalled.

nickn, Monday, 15 November 2021 06:36 (two years ago) link

The second one isn't paywalled for me, but I'm guessing it only works on an iPhone?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 November 2021 08:02 (two years ago) link

https://archive.md/D1OHz

Dan I., Monday, 15 November 2021 08:10 (two years ago) link

paywalled

I've recently discovered a Chrome extension called Bypass Paywalls which does what it says on the tin for almost all paywalled news sites, including the Toronto Star. Definitely worth a look.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 15 November 2021 09:11 (two years ago) link

basically – dude is your typical sovereign state human, who'd been deemed a "vexatious litigant" by the government for wasting their time with his babel under a couple names. the wrinkle here is he has pivoted to using his native status to claim the Canadian gov't isn't the boss of him and his group. which is unfortunate because it undermines the legitimate disputes out there in regards to land use etc. they are also "adopting" white people into his sovereignist, "you're not the boss of me" movement. so that kinda waters down the whole native self governance thing he's going for.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 November 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

Yeah, his tribe was basically like, "we are not associated with this kook"

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:19 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

as his lawyer approached the bench, Beeks began singing

It seems to me a strange thing
myyyyyystifying
that a man like you
could spend his time
on women of HER KIND

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 November 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

*waste

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 November 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

Everything after this paragraph was extraneous. It contains all anyone needs to know about this guy.

James Beeks, who played Judas in the musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" before his arrest last week for his alleged participation in the January 6 riot, prompted the judge to consider sending him to jail after telling the court he had "divine" authority and arguing the government had no jurisdiction over him.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 29 November 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

Your honor
just don't
say I'm
damned for
all time

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 November 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

Beeks spoke for himself for most of the hearing after originally saying he would not act as his own lawyer since "I cannot represent myself because I am myself."

makes you think

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

it all goes back to the meaning of the word Identity, your honor

skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

Seriously though, we should leave Terence Howard’s cousin alone

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/capitol-rioters-jailed-violating-orders

Article on how so many of these Jan. 6 knuckleheads manage to get house release or otherwise avoid jail only to immediately (and sometimes repeatedly) fuck up said leniency and end up in jail anyway.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:49 (two years ago) link

the one from my city wasn’t just streaming conspiracy content — they caught him in his garage using his wife’s phone to watch the mypillow guy’s conference

lol

mh, Thursday, 20 January 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link

We lost Danny Rampling

It sounds like Danny Rampling will be turning up to vaccine centre soon with an expired crime number and a load legalese word salad with the way he’s getting worked up about his sovereignty pic.twitter.com/EELJDe4DpC

— Lister (@marclister3k) January 22, 2022

Alba, Sunday, 23 January 2022 12:16 (two years ago) link

The more pills the antivaxxer necked in the ‘90s, the more liable they are to tell us to beware of vaccines because we have no idea what is in them.

the thin blue lying (suzy), Sunday, 23 January 2022 12:56 (two years ago) link

lol

Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 January 2022 13:04 (two years ago) link

You have to think there’s some Darwinian lesson here.

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 24 January 2022 05:13 (two years ago) link

Is it that hedonism isn’t a viable evolutionary strategy? Cause cats would beg to differ.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 24 January 2022 10:55 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is both crazy and also I suppose the logical outcome of what happens when your entire social circle is right wing nuts:

Some *big* red flags in the Stewart Rhodes' detention hearings.

1) The defense says Stewart can stay with his cousins Kyla & Ben pending trial.

2) Kyla & Ben have two homes on the property. They live in one and her parents live in the other. Rhodes would stay with her parents.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) February 18, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 February 2022 21:59 (two years ago) link

He was totally gonna go on the lam.

peace, man, Saturday, 19 February 2022 00:05 (two years ago) link

That is apparently what the judge determined, he is staying put in jail.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 February 2022 00:15 (two years ago) link

https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/d/bremerton-1992-honda-civic-vx-eg/7447716307.html

...takes a while to get there, but hoo boy...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 19 February 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

Having been born in Bremerton, I am glad this isn't me.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 February 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link

wow.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 19 February 2022 17:21 (two years ago) link

"As a man of faith, I am certain to prevail." was where I started laughing out loud.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 19 February 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link

lol that the founder of something called oathkeepers was all set to solemnly promise to abide by the terms of home detention, then skip town

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 19 February 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

Masochists, sadists and fans of schadenfreude can watch this self-proclaimed sovereign citizen who represented himself get 76 counts of guilty for driving his car into the Waukesha, Wisconsin Christmas parade last year:

Verdict is starting now:https://t.co/2tMufSnKMs

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) October 26, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

MacNab does the math: that's 6 consecutive life sentences plus 859 years in prison.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 18:39 (one year ago) link

JJ MacNab does v good work on this alternate reality.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link

So was this guy's defense just "it was an accident"?

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

Or that he has an unlimited right to travel, and he just traveled into the crowd?

nickn, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

To the extent that I followed it at all, I think he tried to use his sovereign citizen bullshit to blow up the trial. Which of course didn't work.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

Like I saw the judge wasn't letting him bring up jury nullification in his closing arguments, but surely he doesn't think juries want to nullify vehicular homicide laws?

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

(I know saying "surely he doesn't think (x)" about sovereign citizens doesn't really apply)

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

Laws aren't necessary, society will adapt. People will organically stop gathering where cars run people over

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 20:31 (one year ago) link

we shall abandon all laws, and new directives shall be revealed by the free market of natural behavior, desire lines leading us to a new free land

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link

I think a lot of these sovereign citizen sorts are so caught up in their insular pseudo-legal sophistry that they end up like Al Pacino in "Scene of a Woman." "Out of order?? I'll show YOU 'out of order!'

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

(Scene of a Woman was the seldom staged theatrical production.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

My client, the Honorable Darrell Brooks, should go right to fuckin' jail.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link

maybe he can start a sovereign bro's club in prison

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

two great flavours altogether at last, sovcits and german princelings:

THREAD I see that many of those who don't live in Germany, are not aware of the "Reichsbürger" (Imperial Citizens) far-right movement, as its members were arrested today for the alleged preparation of a coup. Let me start this thread on the details of this conspiracy theory 1/x

— Sergej Sumlenny (@sumlenny) December 7, 2022

mark s, Thursday, 8 December 2022 10:30 (one year ago) link

^^^this guy doesn't seem to now abt sovcits, and in tweet 6 says "my bold guess is that this conspiracy theory is VERY German in the way how legalistic it is"

the involvement the ancient family of rotating henries is very german yes, the legalism seems increasingly universal 😖

mark s, Thursday, 8 December 2022 10:39 (one year ago) link

i sometimes wonder what happened to that nurse that was "sued" by those people, the ones that claimed the pope owned all the hospitals

koogs, Thursday, 8 December 2022 14:25 (one year ago) link

I hope she sent them a bunch of Monopoly money.

put a VONC on it (suzy), Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

German feds when the new crop of bundeswehr special forces guys only want to restore the 2nd Reich and not the 3rd pic.twitter.com/FKV0zTW5l5

— ред ґрин альянс 🇺🇦🇨🇳 (@ItsBCJim) December 7, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

fringed flag and throbbing vein!

(tbh he looks like china mieville who is many things but surely not a sovcit)

mark s, Monday, 30 January 2023 12:15 (one year ago) link

Austria again...

(thought it was Mieville too at first glance, wondered what he'd done now!)

Not in the Mirror article:

According to media reports he has also written a musical about the Austrian rock star Falco – known for his 1985 hit Rock Me Amadeus – who died in a car crash in the Dominican Republic in 1998. Mr Landon, who was living on the island at the time, claims to have found the body and that there was a cover-up about the true cause of death.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2023 12:52 (one year ago) link

i blame salieri

mark s, Monday, 30 January 2023 12:57 (one year ago) link

BOOMING POST

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 30 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link

I thought "Has Howie Mandel gone off the deep end?"

nickn, Monday, 30 January 2023 18:16 (one year ago) link

i know this (ilx) thread is just running on the spot but this (twitter) thread is full of meatily deranged stuff:

2. Derek believes the govt & statutes are illegitimate. He believes individuals have 2 personas, one of flesh & blood (the “live human”) & the other a separate fictitious identity. In his classes, he teaches ppl how to become “live humans” & escape their legal liabilities pic.twitter.com/6AjoGgs3yb

— Vaxatious Litigant 💉 (@ExposingNV) February 12, 2023

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 11:38 (one year ago) link

does the proponent believe any of his legal claims or is he simply a conman?

https://img.memegenerator.net/instances/59376719.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 11:40 (one year ago) link

lol this sent me straight down the "here's what the por que no los dos girl looks like today" rabbithole

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 11:45 (one year ago) link

first you con yourself, then the marks come flocking

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 12:30 (one year ago) link

kinda wondering when "have literally never won a case anywhere in the world based on this shit" starts to turn around, and where?

for now, even the absolute worst in the conservative legal movement in the US (which is hugely lawyered up and has placed judges in the system all the way up to SCOTUS) will surely be extremely and indeed lethally hostile, so it's not going to get political or institutional traction

(at least on the right lol: there's a kind of reactionary anarchist sea-lawyer energy here which you do encounter on the morbid-symptom pseudo-left also, but of course they also don't really have significant traction either yet) (the bigwig tycoons who fund some of the "transcends left and right" bogus chaotic mud-stirring are generally p careful to keep the best actual-real lawyers on-board) (elon tho… )

(this particular guy is australian) (they also pop up in UK courts)

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 12:54 (one year ago) link

and also those germans who tried some doomed stunt last year (reichsburgers)

similar notions on the move in belgium, france, italy, russia

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 12:57 (one year ago) link

lol of course: "elon musk's new terms of service for the starlink app have shades of 'sovereign citizen' about life on mars"

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:00 (one year ago) link

there is zero comprehension of jurisprudence or the de facto workings of legal systems in these fantasies, so any possible win a freeman might achieve would be coincidence and dumb luck, likely due to getting the right cranky low-level judge on the right day

which leads me to the conclusion that for the grifters making money or clout from selling this stuff, winning is not the point. not internally the point either, it would be terrible for reality to intrude in their metaphysical forts of solitude

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link

the lack of significant cost or enforcement of repercussion of cost means that these are free hits so that "dumb luck" more becomes a case of "will win one eventually and then what"

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:06 (one year ago) link

i am mainly hedging my bets a tiny bit bcz i don't feel "the institutions are strong and will repel this bullshit" is a stance i can these days take without some reservation!

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:07 (one year ago) link

as i say, you could maybe land a one-off win in your fight against wearing a seatbelt/having a TV licence/harrassing GP receptionists but the institutions are at least strong enough to slap that down on a replay

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:10 (one year ago) link

darragh's point is solid tho, it places the specific freeman bug as just one option in the toolbox of people who enjoy dicking around during their day in court

i'm not particularly critical of dicking around during your day in court, mind

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:18 (one year ago) link

if you get caught fare-dodging on a train and just keep insisting that your name is Uther Pendragon until you get arrested by the transport police and your barmy shtick gets completely demolished by the man. That's how dangerous these fools seem to me. Not that there is anything wrong with fare-dodging either.

calzino, Sunday, 12 February 2023 13:29 (one year ago) link

i guess what i'm speculating about -- more in the context of US politics than UK politics, i don't know about the workings of german or french ditto -- is the point at which "just one option in the toolbox of people who enjoy dicking around during their day in court" crosses over from beleaguered low-information numpties who think they've been given one weird trick to game the system and dodge their fine or (since the situations are sometimes somewhat more pointed) not get their house taken away, and arrives in the hands and mindsets and just-asking-questions projects of lawyers looking for ever-new ways to game and rewire the established electoral system

such activist lawyers do already exist in substantial numbers: but for now they mostly merely disdain the numpties and the sovcit project: it wd be more chaotic than helpful! and while there *are* always individual lawyers who function as chaos-goblins, they are one-offs, while the federalist society for example is highly disiplined tactical and strategic as an activist movement

i think i agree that the crossover is some way away, but

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 14:23 (one year ago) link

i was gonna say before it seems like the stakes are a bit different in the US also because there are fewer professional disadvantages for judges who want to play the maverick, in fact it looks like there are career benefits to doing that? whereas in other countries' legal systems you get the odd publicity-hungry douchebag but it's largely in a judge's interests to behave like a good establishment player

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 14:38 (one year ago) link

but then my understanding of the freeman stuff is it was born in that US context and so is much more ridiculously cargo cultish when you try it on outside the US?

tbf Australia seems to have its own chaos energy which might account for yerman in the video that launched this thread revive

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 14:40 (one year ago) link

they have compulsory voting in Australia, that can't help.

calzino, Sunday, 12 February 2023 15:04 (one year ago) link

There do seem to be a disproportionate number of these heid-the-ba's in Australia. Pioneer spirit, wide open spaces etc.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 February 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

hi darragh, nice to see u

good posts all, solid analysis imo

sleeve, Sunday, 12 February 2023 16:16 (one year ago) link

co-sign at the nice to see you, darragh

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link

American legal ideas derived from English common law or the US Constitution (I think some of the Canadian “truckers” a couple years ago were claiming that their “1st Amendment” rights were being violated, and weren’t some Scots weirdos recently going on about the Magna Carta) are spreading to places that have totally different Civil Law systems, can’t see how that will be successful.

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 February 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link

Those truckers were mega into the Manitoba Act of 1870

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link

(xp) There was some nonsense where a few headbangers tried to occupy Edinburgh Castle or something during the lockdown, citing the Magna Carta ... it didn't take long for someone to point out that Scotland hasand always has had a different legal system to England and they could stuff the Magna Carta where the sun don't shine.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 February 2023 17:48 (one year ago) link

the section in magna carta abt the entry fee to tourist sites

― mark s, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 10:53 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

mark s, Sunday, 12 February 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link

what is Runnymede if not a tourist site?

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2023 18:06 (one year ago) link

Ugh that Balogh guy has friend-of-friends on FB that I recognise, lol. I only looked him up cos I went to school with some Baloghs (one was an Olympic gold medal shooter) but I dont think this cooker's related.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2023 20:54 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

West Ballina man Luke Daniel William Simpson fails in Ballina court ‘sovereign citizen’ licence appeal https://t.co/n297wOwN8p via @dailytelegraph

— Vaxatious Litigant 💉 (@ExposingNV) March 22, 2023

"You have no jurisdiction ...I have documents, I do not submit to the maritime law," he said.

Ms Stafford replied: "You say I have no jurisdiction, but you have requested a licence appeal under my jurisdiction."

anvil, Thursday, 23 March 2023 05:28 (one year ago) link

"Yeah, but otherwise ..."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 March 2023 12:02 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Worth reading the attached doc for insight into current kookiness:

Accused Jan 6 conspirator James Beeks files motion seeking to.... "TO DISCHARGE INVOCATION OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"

He uses language & references potentially consistent w/ sovereign movement. And.. has list of grievances about recent news & federal government

====> pic.twitter.com/sHTzQ68wdt

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) May 5, 2023

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 May 2023 13:46 (eleven months ago) link

it's funny that they always say all this but then still abide by the government's authority anyway, like few of them are ever in the courtroom violently twisting and trying to run for the door, they just shout "THIS IS ILLEGAL" while people laugh

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 May 2023 13:50 (eleven months ago) link

That's why they insist on the right to carry guns. Oh, wait ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 May 2023 13:53 (eleven months ago) link

Anyone see that show 'Jury Duty'? Leaving aside the sketch ethics of it, somebody needs to do that show but for one of these creeps- 'judge' to be all like "You've got us, we're under admiralty law here... the flag in this courtroom has fringes/no fringes... furthermore, I am arraigning the state prosecutor on charges of high treason"

Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 May 2023 14:28 (eleven months ago) link

On top of everything else...fun font choices there.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 May 2023 14:37 (eleven months ago) link

xp "it's unconventional, but I will allow it"

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 5 May 2023 14:45 (eleven months ago) link

three months pass...

remember this guy, as talked about 7 years ago upthread?

U.S. Superior Court Judge Bruce Doucette (not a real judge)

well...missed that this happened two years later (lmao)

https://www.cpr.org/2018/05/22/sovereign-citizen-bruce-doucette-sentenced-to-38-years/

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 August 2023 01:13 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

handy solid and detailed study of how well the sovcit manouevre is playing e.g. in australia:

🧵
1. “I’m a living man, I was travelling not driving!”

A pseudolaw adherent w/ an affinity for Latin maxims & United States case law, has failed to convince the Victorian Supreme Court that he was not a “driver” of a “vehicle” pic.twitter.com/Pfwrbr8JNH

— Vaxatious Litigant 💉 (@ExposingNV) August 28, 2023

mark s, Monday, 28 August 2023 17:17 (seven months ago) link

Why do all these weirdos think US law is like, the law everywhere. (I know the answer, American cultural domination of the Anglosphere)

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:02 (seven months ago) link

It's not just weirdos who think that everywhere is the US ime.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:04 (seven months ago) link

Starting to think my next door neighbor might be a sovcit — his pickup truck has no license plates at all, not even hand-drawn fake ones.

read-only (unperson), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:29 (seven months ago) link

when these folks are locked up do they spend all day going "i'm not locked up, I'm free to leave whenever I want, I just don't want to right now"

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:32 (seven months ago) link

"I meant to do that"

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:32 (seven months ago) link

His driver's license just says McLovin

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:52 (seven months ago) link

I’m guessing that when these folks were kids, they were the ones who ruined games by saying “you’re it, times a million and no returns” and walked off congratulating themselves

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:56 (seven months ago) link

joke's on this guy for failing to cite Maritime Law

mookieproof, Monday, 28 August 2023 20:49 (seven months ago) link

irrelevant as far as the roads act goes tbftta

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:44 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

dry but thorough academic overview of the rise in para-constitutional activism: https://consoc.org.uk/the-rise-of-constitutional-conspiracism/

mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2023 13:32 (four months ago) link

he spelt "Savile" wrong, i suspect a conspiracy

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2023 15:54 (four months ago) link

A resident of Bedminster, South Bristol, has erected a large fence in front of their terraced home & announced knocking on their door or putting anything through their letterbox is a ‘minimum £25,000 fine or 1500 troy ounces of British silver coin’. pic.twitter.com/tm20Vye5x4

— Tristan Cork Post (@TristanCorkPost) December 12, 2023

koogs, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 18:54 (four months ago) link

There is obviously some pathology involved here.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 18:57 (four months ago) link

"troy ounce" is an excellent new wrinkle

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 19:03 (four months ago) link

pretty extreme response to junk mail, i just recycle it

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 19:17 (four months ago) link

Troy Ounce = Notting Hill drug dealer

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 19:18 (four months ago) link

alright martin amis

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 19:29 (four months ago) link

i think previous metals are always weighed in Troy ounces, but I'm not really sure about the difference (basing this on a trick question i heard once about what is heavier, an ounce of gold or an ounce of feathers?)

internet says it's about 10% more

koogs, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 20:09 (four months ago) link

chances are troy weight's equivalences were different for different metals in different regions, measurements pre-standardisation are wildly chaotic (even worse in pre-revolutionary france mind you)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbit_(unit)

"Already in 1863, the hobbit was used as an example of the "customary confusion in our British weights and measures". An anonymous contributor to Charles Dickens's journal All the Year Round, arguing in favour of the decimal metric system, noted that[5]

"If (I buy wheat) at Wrexham, (I must order) by the hobbet of one hundred and sixty eight (pounds) (76 kg). But, even if I do happen to know what a hobbet of wheat means at Wrexham, that knowledge good for Flint is not good for Caernarvonshire. A hobbet of wheat at Pwlheli contains eighty-four pounds (38 kg) more than a hobbet at Wrexham; and a hobbet of oats is something altogether different; and a hobbet of barley is something altogether different again."

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 20:15 (four months ago) link

many of the 'pints' of beer I buy here in California are anything but

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 20:19 (four months ago) link

tbf no pints of beer in California or anywhere else in the US are actual pints

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:35 (four months ago) link

I hope that dipshit's house is egged constantly, pausing only for people knocking at his door and running away at random times.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:37 (four months ago) link

don't forget dogshit through the letterbox

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:41 (four months ago) link

Well. today i learned

The pint is a unit of volume or capacity in both the imperial and United States customary measurement systems. In both of those systems it is traditionally one eighth of a gallon. The British imperial pint is about 20% larger than the American pint because the two systems are defined differently.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:43 (four months ago) link

slightly less than 20% because US fluid ounces are bigger than UK fluid ounces

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:45 (four months ago) link

the british gallon is measured by the bladder capacity of the current monarch

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:45 (four months ago) link

hence to get royally bladdered

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:45 (four months ago) link

oh no wait, it's more than 20% because I'm bad at maths

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:46 (four months ago) link

UK fuiud ounces

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:49 (four months ago) link

lolololol

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:49 (four months ago) link

well if a US Gallon is 128 oz, and a quart is 32 oz, then a pint should be 16 oz

But there's a ton of U.S. 'pint' glasses that will easily be filled by a 12 oz bottle

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:50 (four months ago) link

xp tbf that is my position

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:51 (four months ago) link

it gets worse when a pint of whiskey is 375ml, gtfo with that shit, that's not much more than a half!

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:51 (four months ago) link

yeah, I like to buy Austrian gruner vetliner because they bottles are actual liters rather than 750mm

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 23:53 (four months ago) link

The sign is a master class in crank legal thinking.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:01 (four months ago) link

jimbeaux as of now I decree that replying in this thread requires that you deliver me 1 troy ounce of gold

I will accept payment by registered carrier pigeon

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:06 (four months ago) link

spent a torturous new years eve attempting to disprove a fellas sincerely held view that a pint glass of cider is 500ml plus 68ml worth of ice

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:06 (four months ago) link

now youd have said that was easily disproven but id spent all day proving it and was getting worse at carrying out the practical demos as the year waned

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:07 (four months ago) link

sometimes in the US now they give you 16 oz & 20 oz options which I think takes this discrepancy into account?

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:08 (four months ago) link

and darragh I expect those two ounces by next Tuesday tyvm

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:09 (four months ago) link

xp I generally choose my battles, but I would derive great joy from hovering a small drone around this kook's yard

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:11 (four months ago) link

haha "I don't see anything about drones in the fine print"

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:11 (four months ago) link

you cauld call it the magna darta

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:13 (four months ago) link

*ahem*

"Vehicles manned or remotely operated"

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past the Attorney in Fact.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:27 (four months ago) link

wherein I reply that, in fact, my drone is not a 'vehicle' but a protected tool of self-expression (akin to a laser pointer), and therefore falls outside of this localized statute

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:31 (four months ago) link

he may own the land, but not the airspace a few feet above the garden

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:32 (four months ago) link

According to precedent, the property is his from the center of the earth to the upper limits of the atmosphere. All rights reserved.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:33 (four months ago) link

If I remember correctly, there are actually some seminal court cases about planes trespassing over a property owner’s airspace (upshot: planes can fly over your suburban two-up two-down).

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 01:52 (four months ago) link

Sure, as long as they pay a fine of 100 ounces of iridium, avoirdupois.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 01:55 (four months ago) link

Thought this revive was around the anniversary of what happened in my home state a year ago:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-10/wieambilla-police-shootings-one-year-mccrow-arnold-dare-train/103086748

A school principle, and his brother who was now married to his divorced wife (also a public school employee) executing two police and a neighbour, injuring two other police, for stepping onto their property. The police were following up a missing persons report on the principle.

I went down the rabbithole of this when it happened, finding their online posting and seeing conspiracy sites scrub their forum and news posts in real time the same day the events happened. Depressing. A man was just arrested in Arizona for inciting the shooting, close contact, celebrating them right after their deaths for taking down the demons of the new world order

H.P, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 02:34 (four months ago) link

Sure, as long as they pay a fine of 100 ounces of iridium, avoirdupois.

Have some peas?

lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 15 December 2023 00:11 (four months ago) link

Airspace, like territorial waters, is purely a sovereignty issue, so you can see why it would attract sovcit types to try to assert it as their sovereign domain.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 December 2023 01:01 (four months ago) link

what about tunneling and burrowing around under their houses?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 15 December 2023 01:35 (four months ago) link

Property rights extend subsurface.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 December 2023 01:44 (four months ago) link

How far down though?

You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 15 December 2023 01:48 (four months ago) link

To the start of the Devonian.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 December 2023 02:05 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

“The word ‘understand’ also appears to cause him confusion as he repeatedly utters with theatrical flourish ‘I stand under no one.’ "

lol the weakest of weak sauce

kinder, Thursday, 4 January 2024 11:54 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

I’m very sleepy so I initially misread the quote from the professor as Bundy describing his family and followers as wicked and was like “oh shit, stopped clock”

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:03 (three weeks ago) link

Good, now that they know exactly where this asshole has been hiding, we can rest assured that nothing will be done.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 March 2024 16:15 (three weeks ago) link


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