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Never have, hopefully never will.

The practice I find weirdest is people who sext before they meet. Call me old fashioned but...

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

it happens, man.

dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:08 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm sexting right now while i'm posting

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:08 (five years ago) Permalink

xxp that post has the makings of a Pet Shop Boys song

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:08 (five years ago) Permalink

Call me old fashioned but...

(shrugs) OK, you old-fashioned butt.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:33 (five years ago) Permalink

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (five years ago) Permalink

PVMIC

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:51 (five years ago) Permalink

^haha

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:51 (five years ago) Permalink

if you have sex, and you have phones...

on that Manara / Fellini ish (sic), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:59 (five years ago) Permalink

Was gonna vote but I don't even know what qualifies as "sexting" ? Does it have to involve pics?

daavid, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't think it has to, but you're obvs doing it wrong w/o them.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:16 (five years ago) Permalink

i've sexted 'k'

sleepingbag, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:20 (five years ago) Permalink

the whole idea is utterly repellant to me

nice moderating dude (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:20 (five years ago) Permalink

that's not what you said last night

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

i wasn't sexting, i was trying to scare you with pictures of my misshapen genitals

nice moderating dude (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

Well I guess I've only sort of sexted, then.

BTW, I don't know anything about this Weiner guy but I'm so sick and tired of the media's war on sexting. Big fucking deal!

daavid, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

in my younger days i have done the cybersex and the phonesex but i don't think i have sexted

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:52 (five years ago) Permalink

i have sent texts involving penis words to my boyfriend but i don't know if that counts as a sext

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

"penis word"
"thank you"
"more penis word"
"o yes"
"faster penis word"
"i am orgasm"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:59 (five years ago) Permalink

sexting, for better or worse, is my generations second most important cultural innovation after selfies

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:04 (five years ago) Permalink

these cultural innovations are related

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:04 (five years ago) Permalink

omg LL

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

funny i'll dick around on ilx at work all day but i won't check out a sexxi pdf

antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

i know
aren't they hilarious? they're from this "choose your own adventure" sex message service

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

Press 1 if you want me to eat your pussy, press 2 if you want me to ease into your wet cavern.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg
"I love the taste of your salty skin."

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

"wet cavern" seems a horribly misguided turn of phrase. are there sightless fish swimming in the lightless depths of this wet cavern? we'll never know because i'm pressing 1

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:13 (five years ago) Permalink

hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (five years ago) Permalink

I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (five years ago) Permalink

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone needs dick pics

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

otm

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:21 (five years ago) Permalink

idk. dick picks aren't really about need

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:24 (five years ago) Permalink

when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:25 (five years ago) Permalink

1

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?

how's life, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:29 (five years ago) Permalink

I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)

blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:33 (five years ago) Permalink

sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Treesext

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Sextree

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:35 (five years ago) Permalink

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:37 (five years ago) Permalink

guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"
other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"
guys--"this is the best dick"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:39 (five years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:39 (five years ago) Permalink

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:42 (five years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (five years ago) Permalink

"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things"
"o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"
*jackhammer sounds*
"yay my dick big now with picture"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (five years ago) Permalink

no unless you count pranks

ciderpress, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (five years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (five years ago) Permalink

"sex stick"
"yes, more batter"
"sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella"
"cumin"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:53 (five years ago) Permalink

TheYupokay 1 year ago
"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao
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johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:31 (five years ago) Permalink

Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\

https://twitter.com/voidsexts

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:39 (five years ago) Permalink

jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 17 May
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 8 May
sext: whats wrong with ur hands

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 7 May
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: luxuriant hair spills out of me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 2 May
sext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: stairs forever

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (five years ago) Permalink

jesus christ cavern

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (five years ago) Permalink

that's still the worst Soundgarden song

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:45 (five years ago) Permalink

"rusty cage"

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:46 (five years ago) Permalink

have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:47 (five years ago) Permalink

christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

jesus christ cavern

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

xpost!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm p sure "jesus christ caverns" is what girls who do the whole creepy dads + purity rings + virginity peldge thing call their vaginas tbh.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:53 (five years ago) Permalink

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i don't think this topic will attract a lot of opinions but i'd like to say that heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick! i think that's a very small part of it.

dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:56 (five years ago) Permalink

In my twenties I misdialed a phone number and the guy who answered had a really sexy voice. He was flirty and said he liked my voice and I said I liked his. It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show). He said feel free to call again, so I did one night, and ended up having a phone sex thing going on with this guy, regularly, for almost two years.

Finally, he had a computer industry event in Austin for a week and we planned to meet. It was at that point we exchanged photos, just regular, clothed PG snapshots because there were no digital cameras and you had to use film and have a camera with a self-timer or a friend you didn't mind being TMI with, or blurry shots taken an arm length away (with a Polaroid), never owned a Polaroid with a self-timer, then, to get the naughty film developed, another shame, so no sex photos were exchanged, which was frustrating at the time. I was poor, remember Polaroids being too pricey for both camera and 10 pack of film. For a year and a half I had pictured Ken Olin-ish and the reality was....he just wasn't who I pictured, the face to the voice was off, I wasn't attracted to the guy in the photo. I never showed up. Changed my number. So all those out there sexting and able to exchange photos and words in seconds...you guys have it so easy! This was 1992 to 1993. Don't remember his name or his number but did for a really long time.

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:58 (five years ago) Permalink

whoa crazy story *tera

antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (five years ago) Permalink

It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).

fantastic

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.

I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:06 (five years ago) Permalink

why not sext

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I used to sext, it was good

now I pass out alone, it is not as good

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:12 (five years ago) Permalink

heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick

but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:13 (five years ago) Permalink

dicks r weird

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I have not sexted.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:15 (five years ago) Permalink

shit i lost my post.

okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.

dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:22 (five years ago) Permalink

i voted no btw

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Does it count if you pic your nose?

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Does it have to involve pics?

Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.

(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.)


*a moderate amount

on that Manara / Fellini ish (sic), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:52 (five years ago) Permalink

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:22 (five years ago) Permalink

tera's story is great

max, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:38 (five years ago) Permalink

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:07 (five years ago) Permalink

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:08 (five years ago) Permalink

lol dayo

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:27 (five years ago) Permalink

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:42 (five years ago) Permalink

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:46 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

but... with whom? just anybody?

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*sexts himself*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*o yeh good job waterface*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*u so good at sextin*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

sexterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . oooh still loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

I have never texted.

wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

good one waterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Thanks Masturbator

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

who are you?

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Your worst nightmare

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

that is definitely not true.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

*plays Maggie's Farm*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

haha nice

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

1ce or 2ce

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

;.;

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

|_|

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

*tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha!

*tera, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (five years ago) Permalink

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (five years ago) Permalink

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (five years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (five years ago) Permalink

our sexting:

me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your place
her: Of course
me: That makes me so wet
her: You're such a slut
me: Wow mean

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:11 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:16 (five years ago) Permalink

I think we've all experienced that

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:17 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:19 (five years ago) Permalink

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:23 (five years ago) Permalink

things usually work out don't worry about it

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

it's better to not be careful about this stuff

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

check

*whips out phone and...*

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:26 (five years ago) Permalink

treesext

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:29 (five years ago) Permalink

ive texted

wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg

not sure if it counts

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:43 (five years ago) Permalink

I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....

Neanderthal, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:47 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

interesting split

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: interesting split

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (five years ago) Permalink

If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (five years ago) Permalink

"What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:32 (five years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (five years ago) Permalink

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 August 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

waterface, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

let's silx

sleepingbag, Friday, 2 August 2013 19:35 (five years ago) Permalink

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:57 (five years ago) Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:58 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:22 (five years ago) Permalink

damn VG

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (five years ago) Permalink

eugh

max, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (five years ago) Permalink

too long; don't sext

szarkasm (schlump), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:31 (five years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university

she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background

the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out

i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc

anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:01 (five years ago) Permalink

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:37 (five years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:47 (five years ago) Permalink

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (five years ago) Permalink

that is sext-waiting

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (five years ago) Permalink

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:06 (five years ago) Permalink

that is braggin

mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:07 (five years ago) Permalink

i don't think that counts

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:13 (five years ago) Permalink

you shouldn't care

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:14 (five years ago) Permalink

(i was j/king)

mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (five years ago) Permalink

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:48 (five years ago) Permalink

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

estela, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:54 (five years ago) Permalink

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:00 (five years ago) Permalink

8====> ~~~ (.)(.)

a solitary sext (sic), Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (five years ago) Permalink

bullseye

sleepingbag, Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (five years ago) Permalink


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