if an ilx beef gets out of hand on the beef thread come here to look at trees

trees! they're nice!

take a breath.

http://www.howmanyarethere.org/wp-content/uploads/Trees-2.jpg

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/340/cache/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-adult_34026_600x450.jpg

spiderwebs!

http://www.alfeldstein.com/img/forestfire.jpg

i like the cut of your jib veg

fuck trees

http://www.quitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Skaistakie-koki-pasaule-2.jpg

is this more what you had in mind, jjj

http://www.gamesdash.com/limg/1/128/funny-tree.jpg

hey, it works for me. that's why i suggested it.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92grzhyCm1qgvvtno1_500.gif

http://www.wildernessvolunteers.org/gallery3/var/resizes/2009/200917/Dave/093.JPG?m=1318647534

i thought it was a nice idea, scott!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Bloedel_Reserve_Willow_Tree.jpg

http://www.weeville.com/RNMeatTree.jpg

http://static.binscorner.com/u/unusual-trees/part-006.jpeg

if beef on an ilx trees thread get out of hand, come here to look at beef

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ce5pFMuiJAs/TsoYh3O6_3I/AAAAAAAAD7A/O8lqGDm_7F8/s1600/IMG_4409.JPG

i grew up near here!

best way to look at trees imo

http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1205/i_strange_funny_weird_trees_028_4fafea09942e9.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-auUA_eTpotY/TXZLKBEC4oI/AAAAAAAABXw/gMeP9dXjBZM/strange_and_funny_trees_15.jpg

http://www.karlkelman.com/skipictures/loveland/lovebyrun/chairone/catwalk-trees/More%20Catwalk%20Trees%20in%20Powder%20Loveland%201Apr09.JPG

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=35107,filename=killer-trees.jpg

http://sharkyovengloves.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/166-magnolias.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queens_Giant

when animated gif picture frames become a thing, i want this one on my wall:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zzdio95L1qgynxpo1_500.gif

:D

http://i.imgur.com/9qK4Ym9.png

Oh! I don't have any idea what is out of had but that picture is very beautiful.

takes me back to green gables

I try to visit this tree at least once a year
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/027/c/3/ficus_tree_in_santa_barbara_by_mit19237-d4nqvm6.jpg

it is a very large, old, and beautiful tree. it is much larger and much older than the largest and oldest ilx beef.

underutilized thread

Is that the Moreton Bay fig in Santa Barbara?

yep! ha, it has yelp reviews

I've visited once. It's in the Guinness World Record book as the largest tree in the world as far as leaf cover area goes.

oh wow. I didn't know that. I should visit it more often.

I'm a big fan of trees. There is a really good series of two books called something like Meetings With Remarkable Trees, they have some really crazy looking trees. I wish there was more books like that, maybe there is since the years I was looking for books about trees.

I really should photograph my favourite local trees but some are on other people's property.

Sadly most tree books focus on friendly looking trees. Would love there to be a book of most sinister trees.

would love that as well. we have some very sinister trees up on the mountain where there'd been wildfires.

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/107945722292454909/

https://www.flickr.com/photos/ruthanddave/8081116446/
http://theforestfaun.tumblr.com/post/49107862467

Two spooky bastards

http://fuckyeahtrees.tumblr.com/

Trees galore!

spooky

dead people don't spurt, they ooze. tree of the dead apparently spurts, quite unreasonably

Last time I was asked if I had beef, I was being mugged

i dont want no bovril mate

Last time I was asked if I had beef, I was being propositioned.

Last time i was asked if I had beef, I was waiting tables.

whenever I hear about ancient religions where they worshipped trees or had a sacred tree I think, fuck yeah, of course you worship trees, they are so deserving of worship

trees live longer than we do, if we let them.

whenever I hear about ancient religions where they worshipped trees or had a sacred tree I think, fuck yeah, of course you worship trees, they are so deserving of worship

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, October 15, 2014 10:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, same goes for the sun, moon, rain, earth, etc. to me makes more sense than believing in JC and the bible and all that bullshit

what do you bibles are made out of u dummy?

what do you *think* bibles etc

lol

jesus's skin

http://www.sierranevadageotourism.org/images/otc/input/content/350/sieDC78EB1CF41330299.jpg

2200 years old!

tree's older than jesus himself

bald cypress?

These are some excellent trees in here!

These are my local incredibly ancient trees:

http://www.caughtbytheriver.net/cms/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/9-BoundaryOaks.jpg

They are ancient boundary oaks alongside an even more ancient boundary ditch. They've got that kind of stags antler thing going on, indicating oaks in very old age. So amazing.

has anyone visited Pando, the 80,000-year-old quaking aspen clonal colony?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29

xp Branwell you make the best pics!

Thank yoU!

The quaking aspen colony is on my bucket list! Trees that are ancient clonal organisms is one of those thing is so amazing my mind has trouble even trying to understand.

Locally, we have colonies of clonal elms which have suckered up from the roots of elms supposedly killed by Dutch Elm Disease. It's just the most amazing thing, how trees propagate themselves and survive.

Also, surprised to see an Al Feldstein painting near the top of thread. I've never seen that one.

First I've heard of Pando, but I do remember reading about a creosote bush in the Mojave desert that is over 11,000 yrs old (King Clone). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larrea_tridentata

that 2200 yr old tree does not look a day over 2199 yrs old

love the tree thread <3

http://uhohmarty.tumblr.com/post/67310362227/tree-that-was-shaped-by-strong-winds

the whirlwind of beef, it reshapes it

that beef thread i started was one of my dumber ideas....

seemed like a good idea at the time. there was a lot of beef flying around.

I know nothing about the beefs on the forum 95% of the time, I just know this is a tree thread.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm6-LUXXgAMNnzt.jpg

http://worldalldetails.com/article_image/paradise_destination_socotra_916730.jpg

here

whether you think its all gonna be ok

or

whether you think it isnt and get rly mad at ppl who do

or

you rly don't know

cmon in and chill out a bit, couldnt hurt

no more than 250 in thread at a time tho

if you come in and dont chill out mods should ban you tho

plannin for closures/'wfh' all day, pick up shopping from decimated supermarket, now in bed naked listening to morton feldman and feel ok for the first time today

first it was soundgarden vs pavement
then bernie vs liz
now coronavirus vs toilet paper

it's going parabolic.

I thought the gingko trees were beautiful in Tokyo, their leaves are everywhere and one of the million train companies has their umbrella shaped leaf as a logo. Not my picture obviously.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/oJ6044HGhbTCEtm2pn8i8cXkAcMftjbEYDc59Wrv8y0btCY8orGNpcNqXxRfK2f6HQHqny-2Fqsnao1jmxjVqBhxFpcu7bOH-102hPaH96uSd3ojvSiazZ4AMJ-XMOSO0PeSFbCjyJI6YMREM6cl7Q

Pom, if you’re around, I remember a former friend of mine from Quebec saying about “the colours” in autumn, can you confirm this is a thing?

I am quite chill and sitting on a train listening to dusty springfield. Writing with gloves on is hard especially as they’re too big for my hands a bit

my pink dogwood is starting to bloom (this is not my pink dogwood)

https://cdn.thetreecenter.com/c/uploads/pink-dogwood-1.jpg

https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/rainbow-eucalyptus-tree-6.jpg
my favorite rainbow eucalyptus.

I did however take this picture of trees, idk what they are, I just thought the foliage was beautiful
https://i.postimg.cc/pLdD8PWK/1-E63-B604-E387-4-EA0-8-E5-A-8-B0598-A3-B765.jpg

xp that’s beautiful!

my wife has lots of pictures of the local redwoods
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49169334586_97c9c4528f_m.jpg

gah flickr
https://flic.kr/p/2hUVG93

ok I give up

First one shows for me!

hope no one thinks i was beefing it out on that other thread!

i mean i don't even eat beef so

Firm but fair imo. Are you vegetarian?

pescetarian! which is bullshit, i know.

also, i have been known to eat vegan beef

(i think it came on a fake philly cheesesteak i got once)

It’s your life, lad, not judging. Think I’ve only had quorn mince which is ok but the texture was too smooth for me.

Pom, if you’re around, I remember a former friend of mine from Quebec saying about “the colours” in autumn, can you confirm this is a thing?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8cUxW_wGwhY/T86rYz_YZZI/AAAAAAAABz4/Nx2-V0wBdfU/s1600/Fagus+sylvatica+Pendula+Kew.jpg

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.423966346.6922/fposter,small,wall_texture,product,750x1000.jpg

https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/static-spin-com/files/2020/05/screaming-trees-1589062132.jpg

cool of them to age into the name by looking increasingly like trees btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/780027244878127104/1587948891/1500x500

I love this old tree that I usually walk past every day

booming post

your mom was a booming post as well!

dad? why didn't you ever tell me how she died?

Most days, if I was asked the question 'when your time comes what will you miss most of all?', the answer would be 'trees'.

trees lounge

What do we do if trees get out of hand in the tree thread?

So 'trees' is one of my nicknames because of my first initial and last name, and whenever I see this thread I'm like 'oh God'

As he left the video game store with a package under his arm, a couple of punks approached him and asked, “Yo, you got beef?”

if an ilx beef gets out of hand on the beef thread come here to look at treeship

lol!

hahaha