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are cars your favorite object or are there others you like more?

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:18 (eight years ago) link

what's yr take on kitty pryde?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:19 (eight years ago) link

kitty pryde vs. juicee k

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:21 (eight years ago) link

were you listening to music during your vacuum cleaner experience? what would be the ideal music for this experience?

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:25 (eight years ago) link

are you a fan of the "dragons fucking cars" meme?

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:26 (eight years ago) link

I like to fuck anything. I enjoy fucking my car and vacuum cleaner as they are always there.
Sorry dont know what kitty pride or juicee k are
No i was not listening to music when i fucked the vacuum.
Not a fan of dragons fucking cars i prefer to fuck them myself

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:45 (eight years ago) link

this is already kind of tired unfortunately.
what's the kitty pride meme?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:46 (eight years ago) link

Have you ever heard of Filter Queen vacuums?

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:48 (eight years ago) link

No i have not heard of them but i am sure you have a funny explanation for them

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:49 (eight years ago) link

what is your favorite board game?

dell (del), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:50 (eight years ago) link

monopoly

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:51 (eight years ago) link

p mainstream choice there, no cred

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:52 (eight years ago) link

No i have not heard of them but i am sure you have a funny explanation for them

not really

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:52 (eight years ago) link

Has anyone ever told you you look like Andy Bell?

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:53 (eight years ago) link

what is your least favorite song, one that really annoys you?

dell (del), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:53 (eight years ago) link

Could not think of a suitable board game dont really play them prefer me to played like a game and sorry dale when you put filter queen i thought you were going down the gay joke route

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:55 (eight years ago) link

i know a song that will get on your nerves by joe pasqualie
and no i have not been told i look like andy bell

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:56 (eight years ago) link

two steps ahead of you

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:20 (eight years ago) link

do they have truck nuts in the uk?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:21 (eight years ago) link

have you sent the link on

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:21 (eight years ago) link

what are truck nuts

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:21 (eight years ago) link

http://trucknutz.com/

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:23 (eight years ago) link

doing god's work here

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:23 (eight years ago) link

i have never seen them lol

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:23 (eight years ago) link

what is gods work?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:24 (eight years ago) link

o you haven't heard the good news?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:27 (eight years ago) link

no tell me the good news

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:27 (eight years ago) link

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/henry-and-hetty.jpg

do you prefer hetty or henry?

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:31 (eight years ago) link

I like both

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:33 (eight years ago) link

why did you first post to "posts that effortlessly summarize" thread

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:49 (eight years ago) link

referral i'm sure, there is a link to a picture of him. guess what he's doing.

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (eight years ago) link

.... effortlessly summarising ilx?

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:55 (eight years ago) link

there are links in lots of other places though - like practically every thread where pipecock made a nuisance of hissself

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:56 (eight years ago) link

ok fucking trucks and vacuums, do you ever consider just buying a tailpipe section or disengaging whatever vacuum piece or is the whole point not that yr dick is encased in a cylinder but that you're vaguely fucking the entire machine? also have you ever read portnoy's complaint?

balls, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:59 (eight years ago) link

SMW, do you consider the Prequels to be worth viewing, or just Lucas-wanking to be consigned to the dustbin?

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:06 (eight years ago) link

lol darragh

dell (del), Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:07 (eight years ago) link

Also, do you believe that Europe as a single notional identity needed Napoleon to come into being?

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:07 (eight years ago) link

sissymanwhore i forwarded your link to many friends thanks

yoel rak (toandos), Sunday, 13 May 2012 06:29 (eight years ago) link

The Late Great...i first posted to that thread as my pictures were being discussed and i want people to know my real identity not just guess at who i am etc.
Balls....i usually fuck the car or vacuum or whatever else in front of other people so it is not just about the fucking of them it is about the humiliation .
Yoel Rak........thank you i hope everyone does the same.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 10:30 (eight years ago) link

sissymanwhore, what is your favorite UGK song? if you are not familiar with their music i have a recommendation

some dude, Sunday, 13 May 2012 11:27 (eight years ago) link

I am not faniliar, what is your recommendation

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 11:28 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8f9rF8MHY

some dude, Sunday, 13 May 2012 11:42 (eight years ago) link

just sent the link to my mom in lieu of a card, smw

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 13 May 2012 12:45 (eight years ago) link

LOL i hope she likes it.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:13 (eight years ago) link

kudos, some dude

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:15 (eight years ago) link

smh if you're the one who's sending his name out everywhere and having sex with machines in front of other people then YOU ultimately possess agency in these situations, no? **think abt it**

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:11 (eight years ago) link

lol @ al

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:14 (eight years ago) link

xp or smw, either works really.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:21 (eight years ago) link

i am the person i just dont know how to verify to anyone here who thinks i may just be trying to humiliate someone else

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:31 (eight years ago) link

prove it

flopson, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:32 (eight years ago) link

How??

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:37 (eight years ago) link

post a pic of yourself looking at this thread

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:41 (eight years ago) link

dickpic+<3 u ilx sign

yoel rak (toandos), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:42 (eight years ago) link

how do i upload pics to this thread

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:58 (eight years ago) link

how did u upload pics to your blog, poseur?

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:04 (eight years ago) link

copy and paste but that dont work here

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:05 (eight years ago) link

"Show Formatting Help" is below the "Submit Post" button.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:08 (eight years ago) link

pfft ur so obviously fakin it dude, oh no, how do i upload photo to internet?? u wouldn`t know how to penetrate a tailpipe if a car backed up onto your crotch leave it to the pros

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:08 (eight years ago) link

flopson send me your email i will send you the pics and you can upload them i just dont know how to do it on here

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:12 (eight years ago) link

LOL no thanks

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:12 (eight years ago) link

sissymanwhore: use http://imgur.com

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:13 (eight years ago) link

http://imgur.com/qQE5z

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:22 (eight years ago) link

not a bad effort

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:23 (eight years ago) link

best nsfw this now??

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:23 (eight years ago) link

lmao

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:25 (eight years ago) link

Now post a photo of you standing next to brodie while he posts to ilx

buzza, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:25 (eight years ago) link

sissymanwhore, what type of music do you listen to?

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:52 (eight years ago) link

rugby is also the hometown of spacemen 3 btw

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:53 (eight years ago) link

Yep. It is also not far from CV birthplace of RS.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:55 (eight years ago) link

lollll

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:56 (eight years ago) link

all types

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:04 (eight years ago) link

well, we're past the punchline now

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:26 (eight years ago) link

FP

flopson, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:06 (eight years ago) link

too many people were nice to kshighway and sock master got bored

― mark cl

buzza, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:35 (eight years ago) link

I was expecting a few more awkward questions than that. Anyone got any?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:25 (eight years ago) link

no, your behavior isn't really that interesting

call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:27 (eight years ago) link

I never said it was interesting, just thought the response would of been different.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:34 (eight years ago) link

Your blog is all really inexcusable.

Two spaces after a full stop? Tsk.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:36 (eight years ago) link

Two spaces after a full stop is not a question, it is a statement so does not require a question mark.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:37 (eight years ago) link

sissymanwhore, have you ever done an interview with Howard Stern or Opie and Anthony or any other radio shows like that? which website/radio show/magazine/tv show (or whatever) have you been the proudest to appear on, and which ones would you like to appear on in the future?

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:47 (eight years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I first saw you on weirdlinks.com/webwasteland.com/unknownhighway.com (or whatever it's called now). are you a fan? what are your favorite shock sites?

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:49 (eight years ago) link

barmans, my picture has been in loaded magazine. Two TV shows, russel howards good news and top gear. I gave an email interview to gawker.com but i dont think they published it. I have never done an interview with the people you mention. i dont know any shock sites, i will look up the ones you have mentioned. i am proud to appear on any site or show.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:01 (eight years ago) link

pride and humiliation -- weird mix

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:05 (eight years ago) link

sis syman who re, have you ever dreamt of or masturbated to the mental picture of roy orbison wrapped in cling-film?

dayo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:06 (eight years ago) link

dayo...LMAO no cant say i have.

Trey... i agree, i love to see that my picture has been posted in so many different places and it is also humiliaing to think that people have seen me doing that stuff, yet i like them to see it.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:09 (eight years ago) link

which is the most humiliating david lynch movie? (i think it's blue velvet for rosselini)

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:42 (eight years ago) link

The twin peaks stuff was appauling

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:49 (eight years ago) link

you should feel ashamed that you misspelled 'appalling'!

dayo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:53 (eight years ago) link

Dayo.....Why should i be ashamed of miss spelling a word? I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:58 (eight years ago) link

i think he meant, "appealing."

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:58 (eight years ago) link

No he was right it was a spelling mistake, there is nothing appealing about the twin peaks show.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:00 (eight years ago) link

it kind of went off the rails 2nd season but c'mon...

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:02 (eight years ago) link

I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

johnny crunch, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:03 (eight years ago) link

No he was right it was a spelling mistake, there is nothing appealing about the twin peaks show.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Friday, May 18, 2012 10:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

now this is a fucking shameful opinion to have, fuck you in the fucking ass sissymanwhore

dayo, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:04 (eight years ago) link

Philip..i am a strange car but that was to strange even for me.

Johnny...i already said that or do you do the same?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:05 (eight years ago) link

dayo...that works for me

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:07 (eight years ago) link

what did you think of LOST?

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:20 (eight years ago) link

not my type of show

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:27 (eight years ago) link

knight rider?

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:32 (eight years ago) link

entertaining, more of a history or documentary person

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:33 (eight years ago) link

socumentary

buzza, Saturday, 19 May 2012 03:08 (eight years ago) link

pink sockumentary?

one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 19 May 2012 03:20 (eight years ago) link

http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/types-of-bitches/

JacobSanders, Saturday, 19 May 2012 03:21 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

But an electric car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. He's into humiliation, not disappointment.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

乒乓, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:59 (seven years ago) link

ICE in this case refers to In Car Entertainment.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:00 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbxOUgPDsI

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:00 (seven years ago) link

I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

all time

ima go (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:12 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

sissymanwhore, what is your favourite situation comedy?

dickbait (wins), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:14 (six years ago) link

^that is one of the worst, so shrill and charmless

dickbait (wins), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:35 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/xQDpUGl.jpg

, Friday, 24 October 2014 15:58 (five years ago) link


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