2006 4 Life: The Uhh Yeah Dude thread

Hey [x] how's your [x]. Jah, Sethro. Seatbelts. Let's do this shit.

I went back and started listening from the beginning, and am up to Episode 19. It's like a freaking timemachine...they had a myspace page, they have a whole conversation about how there's no good comedy podcasts (!) and are talking about shit that I totally forgot even happened in 2006. 6 years is a long time!

I love these guys so much. SO much to talk about!

Holla back 4 a dope cock

^beat me to it

I wanted to get a picture with their "leaky boners to the front of the line" needlepoint someone made for them at the live show..

I cannot believe that couple is going to get married at Hedonism II.

yeahhhhh

http://www.hedonismfest.com/2007Photos/Picture-342.jpg

Wait, here we go

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20120217/ent/images/HedonismNudeWedding_GroupPa.jpg

Some slogans:

UYD: Ladies, Babies, Moms (LBMs) for life 2006

UYD: It’s what the white man calls wind

UYD: Carbonated holiness

UYD: Nothing but health inside

UYD: Supersizing your bears, burgers and boobs

UYD: We answer our own questions

UYD: Tasers, nakedness, grass, old men

UYD: Bleaching it, drying it, draining it and bonging it

UYD: Humping, not hunting

UYD: Calling all moat builders

UYD: Cum on a Bible

UYD: Good morning Hezbollah

UYD: No queer dolphins

UYD: Just gallivanting

UYD: It’s called a knuckle rub

UYD: Planet FUBU

UYD: We own the planets

UYD: Your only source in Los Angeles for country music

UYD: Full pubes, no license

UYD: Soul boners

UYD: LGBT for life

UYD: Big ups to locavores

UYD: Pay us to do this

UYD: We love the old

UYD: The virus that causes UYDS

UYD: 904 perps off the streets

UYD: Make it fine with 49

UYD: Tomorrow’s school shooting… today

UYD: Hunters and peeds

UYD: Robots carrying old people

UYD: Two bucks a breath

UYD: Don’t smoke. Chew. And Breastfeed.

UYD: Eyes, hearts and cocks

UYD: Catering gay marriages

UYD: Killing Baja Freshes since the ’80s

UYD: Clean needles, loud pipes

UYD: Canada’s Mexicans

UYD: Re-burn the bras

UYD: There ain’t no seatbelts in the trunk

UYD: Amber energy

UYD: We do not draw from the same well

UYD: We love beverages

UYD: Nurse in public, nurse in peace

UYD: More Pixar, less bukake

UYD: Over the knee bare-bottom discipline

UYD: Life can only end in a draw

UYD: For men and children

UYD: Sharing a heart

UYD: Tops and bottoms

UYD: Lasik, teeth whitening, ball check, everything

UYD: The Alice In Chains of podcasts

UYD: The color of your energy

UYD: Bring Arsenio back

UYD: We wreck fools

UYD: Older and poorer

UYD: 25% more electrolytes than any other planet

UYD: Entertainment for your ears, mind and clit

UYD: Daytime DUIs

UYD: Moratorium on sex bunkers

UYD: Unzip, explode, go

UYD: Achieve that meth

UYD: Never dodge a load

UYD: Shout about this cock

UYD: Melt this heart to get this dick.

UYD: Never look a rasta in the eye

UYD: One man’s hoodrat is another man’s queen

UYD: Vagina for a day

UYD: Top heavy with black dogs

UYD: Baby cockfights

UYD: You’re dead. You can breathe now

UYD: Drowning in bitch juice

UYD: We gleek on your cootch

Uhh Yeah Dude: 3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning

UYD: Provoco sitch

UYD: We are the best, let’s live it that way

UYD: Hulk Eye

UYD: Manifest greatness

UYD: Settle your own bets, bitch

UYD: No cameras, no touching, cash only

UYD: Stop lying to Oprah

UYD: It’s what’s on your t-shirt

UYD: Currently, effectively, undeniably, spiritually, legally, actively psychotic

UYD: Shh. Listen to your body

UYD: A computational knowledge engine

UYD: Blacks. Whites.

UYD: Context, contacts, consequences

UYD: Racist software

UYD: Every step they take offers a potential shock.

UYD: Verbal pedophiles

UYD: Bomb the moon

UYD: Hate what is bad

UYD: I wanna know more about this sodomy

UYD: Dream harder

UYD: Constantly lying

UYD: Negros and Negrons

UYD: L.A. action figures

UYD: Fisticuffs or Sistafriends

UYD: Administering flavor science

UYD: Own your beauty

UYD: Ghostride the fragrance

UYD: It’s In The Prayers

UYD: Anime Eyes

UYD: The hottest thing in Christian fiction

UYD: Brought to you by math

UYD: CB Rambos

UYD: GLBTQ and all the Ps

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys

UYD: Phantom Recall Syndrome

UYD: Gotta Live By The Hanky Code

UYD: Shooting metaphorical wives daily

UYD: You’re a Junior Hulk, I’m a Marine and we’re training to be astronauts

UYD: Black Zappa

UYD: Swimming with love and dolphins and babies

UYD: Nutritional modification behavior food

UYD: 10% human

UYD: Socially induced collective hearlucination

UYD: Random-ass beveraging

UYD: Ridiculous Pump

UYD: Harnessing the power of 14-year-old jizz

UYD: Now with deep search capes

UYD: Whitest Diapers in the Neighborhood

UYD: Wolves in my wounds

i've been going backwards and forwards from about episode #209. i'm as far back as about #55 now.

its really funny to hear jokes get repeated over and over week after week without knowing their origin, until finally arriving at the joke's zero-hour. "show me the twiiiiiiinz" is the best example of this.

Cast of characters:

http://www.canyon-news.com/artman2/uploads/2/gertrude_baines.jpg

Gertrude Baines

http://www.moonbattery.com/jonathan-lee-riches.jpg

Jonathan Lee Riches

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chris-hanson.jpg?w=614

Chris Hanson

http://media.salon.com/2011/09/andy-rooney-460x307.jpg

Andy Rooney

http://i.imgur.com/5cpDe.jpg
Captain Sully Sullenberger

that youtube was kinda w/e but they did a great job rendering 446 N. Hobart + The 'Dance:

http://i.imgur.com/w4UoL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Qu2rL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z1DTb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bwV7p.jpg

"Seth, I saw your car. It is a wonderful car. Blue body, brown roof, correct? It is a car of sincerity. How to know your car? That is secret."

that was one of my favorite segments ever

Grady I listened to 310 and part of 308 today. Where are you guys getting the early eps? iTunes acts like they're not there

i can see all the way back to episode #017 on my iphone right now...

I can get all the way back to 1 on Itunes. Are you subscribed, sunny? They should be in your Itunes to 'get' once you've subscribed to it.

Holla back 4 a dope cock

― President Keyes, Monday, February 20, 2012 6:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

I'm interested in somehow trying to catalog all of Seth's phobias.

<3

i want to edit together all of Jah's life stories into chronological order to form "The Autobiography of Jonathan Larroquette, as told by Jonathan Larroquette"

I am still in love with the story about the topless Swedish nannies.

In a really early episode, Jah said his Dad gave him a rash of shit because he hadn't watched To Catch A Predator, and gave him a very stern lecture about "you're talking about these things on your podcast, you have a duty to watch them!" <3

I get the grins every time Jah mentions his Dad. I love how he gets mad when they trash the Beatles.

Grads and VG I can see the pe greyed out but when I click get it doesnt download. Bah I'll work it out.

That's weird, sunny! :(

Okay it was my work comp. fixed and loading

*parade*

Episode 15: 20:09: Seth's story about not-talking in the restuarant he goes to, and having a moment with a batshit crazy girl.
It's pretty much Seth summed up. SO fucking weird.

I managed to put my co-worker friend onto UYD...lol that all it took was a picture of Jah and one of their youtube videos.

true story: i was indirectly mentioned in an episode last year

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

i called and left a message for sethro and the next week he was like "hey dude in montreal, my phone can't make long-distance calls, sorry!"

however he and gr80 are practically bosom buds so he's got a leg up on me

for real? gr80! you got some splaining to do!

if you leave a voice mail, he calls you back

I'd be too scared to, lol! what did u talk about?

one time he called me when i was drunk

lol awesome

what are the odds of ep #311 featuring jah singing "amber" by 311?

I like that bet

how does seth come off on the phone? at the 'after party' I went to for the road to the broad show he seemed intense as all get out. I was too much of a weener to talk to him and jah but my friends hit up jah for a bit..

more itunes random but this 311 ep only *just* showed up in my itunes. It's like it's on some weird delay with me, idgi.
shrug.

i looked this morning and didnt see it

so they back-date it, I guess?

i just get it skyped to my inbox, basically

lol otm

Ask Jah-Jah

Boshk Larotelli

Haw. Also loving bait lyfe and it's many variations.

what are the odds of ep #311 featuring jah singing "amber" by 311?

gr8080 otm

so i listened to a few eps of this on the urgings of ilxor user gr8080 and its p rad, i like low key good humor of these dudes

What do you guys think of how they abandon beloved features (Jah's poetry, This Week in Florida, Hip Hop & Country songs, Craiglist, Who's Mommin' Harder?) Do yuo miss these, or were they played out?

so i listened to a few eps of this on the urgings of ilxor user gr8080 and its p rad, i like low key good humor of these dudes

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:42 (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what are some good eps to listen to, lag∞n, gr8080

ep 175

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_tc4FiRDfo

xxpost P Keyes... honestly I kind of like the flow of the new episodes. I mean, I love This Week in Florida, Jah's Poetry, the regular segments, but saving them for the live shows is kind of a cool idea. And, especially with This Week in Florida, you start to dilute the awesomeness of the original idea by having to come up with new stuff EVERY week, it starts getting played out. Like the Florida stuff just got a little less crazy over the weeks. I dunno. I love those segments though.

I wish they still had this week in Florida. I mean, it's a state whose hijinks I'd like to keep up on. Other features run their course.

I think they've been doing Hip Hop & Country songs again recently, haven't they? Maybe at the live shows? That segment's pretty one-note in my opinion.

Really? I *love* Hip Hop/Country songs! It's one of my favorite segments. Especially if Jah and/or Seth can get a good flow going with the lyrics, it's fucking great imo.

lol yeah i loathe the hip hop/country segments most episodes

ep297 is prob my favorite of the last few months.

I've only listened to the hip hop eps. Where should I start?

the letters from korean students in 297 were amazing

Lol yes that's def what makes me recommend it.

the best hip hop/country segments are the ones where all Jah can say abt the song is an awestruck "so fresh"

great "ask Jah" segment in 297 also

(ty)

What do you guys think of how they abandon beloved features (Jah's poetry, This Week in Florida, Hip Hop & Country songs, Craiglist, Who's Mommin' Harder?) Do yuo miss these, or were they played out?

― President Keyes, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

totally played out, they so don't need dorky stuff like this anymore

hip hop/country always made me cringe, def the worst part of the show

I think it's better that they moved on from most of that stuff, as funny as it was--but the fact that they're doing Craigslist at the live shows shows that they know it's still a crowd pleaser.

Yo dog... you dead, dog.

http://www2.tbo.com/news/rays/2012/feb/23/1/elijah-dukes-charged-with-drug-possession-destroyi-ar-361962/

sunny, ENBB -- Episode 16 is good for the mythology of 'what the hell is exactly wrong with Seth', his restaurant story in that ep is off the chain WEIRD.

I just went to itunes store to look for that episode. I thought I'd gone through them all, but apparently they start off with episode 18. Where are the early eps.

?

are you in iOS iTunes or a real computer iTunes?

Apple. Is there a difference in the itunes stores?

Just subscribe to the show in iTunes and your feed will show all the episodes. The iTunes store maxes out at 300 episodes I think. Jah addressed this on the show a few weeks ago.

VGA could you copy the link for 16 and paste it here?

Autocorrect. I meant VG

Will do! Hold please...

It's sort of strange to watch them do this stuff on video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kByRODAlgU0

i like how all the stuff is laid out on the couch

Jonathan has this way of looking at Seth that is just like, either he's baked out of his mind, or stone in love with Seth. Or an awesome combination of the two.

I lied, it was Episode 15, not 16. Here's the link:
http://uhhyeahdude.com/audio/podcast/Episode%2015%20May%2020th%202006.mp3

Here's the episode archive:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/uhhyeahdude/podcast

Thanks!

Enjoy!

Woah that restaurant story is fantastic!!

I know right? And I'm up to episode 25 now, and still talk of why he can't/won't talk in the restaurant.

But I love the part where the paramedics ask who is in trouble and Seth wave his arm at them. And gets mad that they came over to him! Dude, WHY did you wave?

*still NO talk

I think Seth most fully addressed the not-talking thing on another podcast (The W Weekly, episode 4)

! awesome, thanks

wow. this is revelatory. great interview.

so i've started listening to these on my daily runs from the start (so i'll never catch up, lol) and i'm up to episode 8. ty for the recommendation grady.

Episode 15: 20:09: Seth's story about not-talking in the restuarant he goes to, and having a moment with a batshit crazy girl.
It's pretty much Seth summed up. SO fucking weird.

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:18 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit at this. i was listening to it running through the park and had to sit down i was laughing so much AND then had an elderly guy ask if i was ok because i was laughing so much.

I know right? I was doing the dishes and had to go sit down at the kitchen table bc I couldn't handle the lols

New episode finally up! I hate not knowing what day it's going to show up.

I usually go for Wednesday mornings.

new ep is really good. I love when Seth starts complaining about sobriety.

not to mention Return of the Mac as the outro

jpgs of the Enquirer scoop on Jah from the UYD forum:

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/ch1zzuh/enquirer3.jpg

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/ch1zzuh/enquirer1.jpg

http://uhhyeahdude.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/3309/

finally!!!!

i got to the episode yesterday (40-something?) where they talk about Jah being on the Today Show reading poetry? With a cold sore? such a bummer there's no youtube of that.

Seth's love of research has taught his grasshoppers well! UYD fans def know how to dig shit up. Fat Dennis posted the email from the LOC librarian who helped him too, WHO SAYS PRINT IS DEAD. Love stuff like this, makes my research heart sing lol

xpost shut up! ugh why can't everything be on the internet, I mean for real.

fuck man dean martin looks horrible there

otm re Seth's sobriety rant

"EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH 7 BEERS OR HALF A HIT OF SOMETHING."

also lol @ "'Oh The Descendants was fabulous.' WAS IT FABULOUS? WERE YOU ON ECSTASY? BECAUSE I FUCKING SAW IT!"

looool i talked to seth abt the descendants

before he had seen it

omg awesome, what did u tell him about it

'it was fabulous'

otm

hahah

I watched John Larroquette in a Hallmark movie recently (one of the McBride films, I believe) and I wondered if Jah had ever discussed his dad's career on the show. Does he mostly avoid talking about that sort of thing?

It gets brought up every once in a while. Mostly in the context of Jonathan having to self-I.D. as the "son of Dan Fielding" as an angsty teen.

Hallmark shows up on my Verizon tv guide, and every once-in-a-while there'll be a McBride marathon, but unfortunately it's not part of my package. Fucking corny-ass Hallmark isn't part of my cable package? I'd have to pay extra? don't fucking get it.

Hallmark and Lifetime are crucial imo

otm

I've had a weird lifelong crush on Mr Larroquette (I used to watch Night Court with my grandma, she thought he was v handsome lol), so it feels like awesome synergy to get to now be a huge fan of his son.

They mentioned Papa Jah's career a bit last year when he was going on Broadway with Harry Potter

seth was in one of the McBrides:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VnzASByFE

Jah did music for some of them too

o
m
g

seth channelling seth LOL

Wonder if that's from his own collection of Jack Scalia clippings.

there are two episodes where Jah calls his dad while they are taping the show:

• episode 40 (to wish him happy birthday)
• episode 130 (to confirm a story about him getting in bed with his parents at age 15 while on an acid trip)

Haha, Seth is great in that!

just in case there's anyone who hasn't seen this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzsCYMDhRM

acidentally posted this on the parenting thread LOLZ

that ep187 story about the woman who had the dinner party and was flirting with a dude she hadn't met before as everyone was leaving. After everyone had left she hears a noise from outside and looks to the side kitchen door.
(in Seth's high pitched girl voice)"AJ??"
(in Johnathon's super low crazy person voice)"I FORGOT TO RAPE YOU"

just
dying

― Uncle Terry's Tampon Tea (sunny successor), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 5:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was that re: security system tv commercials?

i dont think so

yeah it was http://uhhyeahdude.com/index.php/wiki/episode_187/

LOOK GR)*)*)*), you're most likely right

Seth's early steez of "So you know who I saw giggling and hi-fiving at the Pinkberry the other day (insert random actors)" wears on me a lot as I listen to these early episodes...but the one thing that makes it hilarious is how Jah is always just so confused by WHO the actors are.

laughing and slapping

the laughing and slapping thing is such a confounding and hilarious meme

I'm (I think) 30 episodes in and he does it every week. It's kinda weird.

laughing and slapping

most of them have to be made up, but you really dont know-- this is one reason why seth is a comic genius imo

I mean, the pairings are funny but it starts to come off as weird homo fixation, at least in my mind. I dunno. Maybe I'm overthinking it, lol

the way l.a. residents are fascinated w/celebrities is compelling and unique

there's def a conversation to be had re: how close they teeter towards/flirt with homophobic/sexist/racist shit while rarely every actually going there

and yeah the celebrity fixation is so weird and hilarious

i love hearing seth talk about how he "takes it to" celebs

feel like in l.a. everyone has just given up and its considered totally ok and fine to be obsessed w/celebrities

which is kinda beautiful and honest in its own way

ep 97 has maybe my favorite seth story ever (havent gotten to the restaurant story yet) about his mom being in town and how hard he was working to "get her a celeb" when they finally bump in to james spader at a news stand

well when you think about it, the town is FULL of celebs. I mean it's like talking about people who live in your hometown, in a way. Except they're all famous. Maybe it's that *we* ascribe more to celebs than they do? Like we think they're name dropping and they're just talking about, yknow, people. LA's fucking weird.

ugh 'town'. LA = city.

i think also it has to do w/that so many people work in the industry so theyve like been given permission to care abt that shit except that they care abt it in the most obviously unprofessional way

where the stars come down from the heavens and walk among us

xpost to lagoon: my LA friends are music industry people and its the same way

also for dudes like seth who want to be celebs theres this whole painful aspirational thing that can only really be laughed off by just giving into the loathsome obsession

otm

that brings up another thing i've been thinking about as i am working through the archives in reverse order-- somewhere between episodes 50 and 100 this kind of pained resentment pops up a few times that UYD was't yet on satellite radio or doing anything that will make them money

they def seem to have made peace w/ it now, and maybe the increase in live shows has something to do with that

I noticed a few mentions of that in some early teens/20's episodes too. That satellite radio was maybe the 'we've made it' endgame. Which is kind of lol now, but god when you hear them talking about how there's no funny podcasts, and when they did some of their podcast chart lists, it's like oh fuck I remember it really WAS a wasteland.

I hate that 2006 *is* a long time ago, because in my old-person brain it was just last year.

have a lot of people gone from podcast to satellite radio

i listened to satellite radio for the first time in years last week (via rental car) and holy shit what a world

I knew abt Howard Stern but did not know that Playboy and SPICE each have their own channel

xxpost Not that I know of?

Does Bob Dylan still have his station?

ive only ever experienced satellite radio via rental car too but yeah it is amazing

what the hell would Playboy Satellite Radio sound like

lots of moaning and squishing noises? erotic radio plays? ginuwine?

playboy radio is kind of like a format that is 20% UYD and 80% Howard Stern done by boring porn stars who arent as interesting or funny as they think they are

and they take live calls from listeners

occasionally they describe how each other looks/what theyre wearing

sometimes there is spanking

zzzzz

the weirdest station i found was one that played old radio dramas complete w/the contemporaneous commercials

all the diff types of metal stations were p interesting too

the best part is uncensored hip hop stations imo

i could still see a station that featured nu-podcasty programming being successful tho

Sacramento radio sucks so hard, we considered switching to xm a few years back

xpost yeah I could see Superego or something doing well on satellite, Pardo or Kevin Pollack, the more finessed stuff would work pretty well

I also listened to the shows in reverse order. I kept expecting explanations of some of weird things Seth mentions--like his 9 year old daughter living with her "bitch mother" in AZ. Thought it was a joke at first, but he brought it up so many times I started to think it was true. Of course she's 9 for like 4 years.

Oh yeah, I was trying to figure that one out too. It took me listening to nearly all of them to hear the first mention of Jeff.

you know i like my daughters to dress sexy

I loved Seth's story of meeting Jason Priestley

holy shit this week in florida in episode 21. they talk about a dude who gets bored to he murders someone and turns their corpse into a bong. i have honestly not laughed that hard in ages (it helps that i was already in stitches at jah's passage before it).

I love that story!

Maron had Jack Boulware on ages ago who told a kind of similar story about a bored punk kid who robbed a grave of a dead baby, except he didnt make a bong, the corpse/skeleton ended up stuffed inside an amp at the Gilman St punk club in Berkeley. I don't know if I'm remembering it right, but it reminded me of the UYD story

Ep 9: "He's a racer!"

Haha YES

the weirdest station i found was one that played old radio dramas complete w/the contemporaneous commercials

this sounds like the best not the weirdest

http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/03/comedy-bang-bang-tv-sneak-peek/

Damn, wrong thread

SOBROS

WE'RE ALL HUMAN, I GET IT, NOT A BIG DEAL

SoBros has been popping into my head all weekend

ep 315 starts with a bombshell from, er... Jonathan.

he's had that bottled up inside for so long now.

"Ask Amy" was just "Ask Amy" this week.

i drank some soda and went crazy

restricted sodas

i went crazy and watched old men falling on escalators

lol hawaiians "mahalla, is that..?"
they like to meet and greet, they like to say hello and goodbye

stay off that ice though, gr080

I stayed at the Four Seasons Maui & watched the entire series of The Wire

does anyone think its kind of out of character for crazy ol' seth to be down with jonathan smoking in his apartment? for someone so easily grossed out it seems weird..

I've wondered that.

Maybe he just goes on a Febreze frenzy for the rest of the week.

In addition to being totally ocd though, I think Seth is also a gracious host.

not only does he tolerate jonathan's smoking, he encourages it!

maybe he does it all in service of the show

and febrezes for a week

did any other ilx UYD heads watch shahs of sunset last week?

I thought about it

is it worth watching?

i liked it! watched the 2nd episode too

SHAHS of SUNSET ♛ new reality show on Bravo abt wealthy Persian-American thirty-somethings ♛ best cast member poll

i watched it, i really cannot stand these rich people reality shows, i just cant

i keep replaying the first 2:30 of episode 35. its so good.

We do it for the kids

It is really odd hearing them talking about Lilo on Georgia Rules and Mel Gibson being anti-semetic.

I love the time-machine aspects of the old episodes!

Totally, but it still throws me off. Also can't wait until I get around to This Week In Florida for this week in 2012... in 2 years time when I listen to it.

I had to stop listening to so many old eps in a week though, because I would get confused about the new episode, and it would sort of get lost in the mix somehow in my brain and I'd forget what they talked about.

good story

I am listening to them #1 > Present day.

I've started from the beginning again after jumping around a bunch. Seth really hits his stride in ep11 I'm up to 14 and he hasn't missed a beat

Grady tells us about your shout out from seth

i havent gotten one iirc? i just talk to him on the phone sometimes.

I started listening in 2010 and then listened to 2010 in order, then 2009 in order, then 2008 in order, then 2007, then 2006. Now I'm re-listening from the very beginning (and keeping up with new eps) with my husband who is a newly converted fan.

Seth ranting on Neil Young in about episode 22 was fucking hilarious. I was in tears.

Is that the one about going to see the Who play My Generation?

lol yes

i just got to that episode!

i have 24 left.

i had three businesses refuse to accept a $100 bill from me in the last 12 hours, couln't help but think of seth's rant on that-- cant remember when it was

TWIF Ep #27 Laughing too much Listen now Essential Oh my god Can't use proper sentences

Dolphins killed by a XXX sized speedo
Oh my god
Oh
my
god

HOWS YOUR PLAYBOY WITH BRUNO MARS ON THE COVER

lost my shit @ seth and the teenage girls at the magazine stand.

'You girls like podcasts? You girls like to laugh? ... I got no cellphone, no facebook no email, no twitter, never had a myspace. You like to party? (with comedy). Holla! You girls cold? Old man's got soup..."

316 is a good ep

and I nearly swerved off the road laughing at the Osteen tweets. holy shit.

guys i'm having some major 1st world probs, long story short:

my computer is not seeing my iPhone, and i don't have time to get it fixed before i embark on a 5-day trip (with a total of 12 hours of being on airplanes) today. i have five episodes i have never heard on my iPhone (ep20-ep24), but want to have a few more to listen to. since itunes limits the amount of episodes available on the iOS version of the itunes store, i have no way of getting episodes 1 through 19 directly to my phone. they're too big to download and email to myself.

anyone have any ideas?

downcast app will let you pull them down easily

ya isnt there one called instacast too

Seth reminded me of the awesomeness of a dirty chai. drinking one right now, holla

i am having a dirty love affair with these chai lattes

:D

The Banter Bros

My mind keeps coming back to this exchange from 75. Feels like it probably gets autobiographical there for a minute.

J: You like rollercoasters?
S: Nope.
J: Is there anything extreme that you like? Do you like anything extreme?
S: Cocaine.
J: The drink?
S: The drug. That's extreme. I'll smoke it if I have to.
J: Fuck it. Shoot it up.
S: Aw fuck.
J: Is that extreme enough for you?
S: Does that work?
J: Oh yeah, you bungee jump. Check it out. I fuckin'
S: Oh really, you jumped out of a plane? Watch this ganker I do.
J: Watch this fuckin' sweet ganker I'm gonna do.
S: Turn up Guns N Roses, I'll do three gankers. I'll jump off a bridge in my brain.
J: My heart's gonna jump off a bridge.
S: Yeah...jump off a bridge when I got two fingers on my neck and I'm asking my roommate to call St. Joseph's Hospital in Burbank. Is that jumpin' off a bridge?
J: Oh man....
S: Like, fire up the VW Bug, Ethan, 'cause I think you're taking me to the hospital. Is that Jimi Hendrix? [makes some sort of noise with his mouth].
J...
S:Fuck, man...

def autobiographical.

319WAY

In the 1-319 marathon I'm on 39 and feeling pretty good i didn't have to wait two weeks for 36? and 37?

fyi friday marks 10 years of sobriety for Seth

is there a new episode this week?

dudes on the UYD message boards bitching about it as well

they've been getting uploaded pretty late in the week lately

sorry everyone, 319 will not be happening this week.

Jonathan made the basket and escaped LA late last week and has yet to return. this has caused the show to be delayed.

I apologize for the late notice as I just found out myself a little bit ago.

take a deep breath, go listen to some old shows and everything will be back to normal before you know it.

basket?

went crazy??

update from administrator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knn5_Kh6ndE&feature=player_embedded

i bet someone hooked him up with coachella passes last minute

^^^

holy fucking shit episode 39 is straight amazing. everything in it had me rolling. jah's story about being caught humping to female bodybuilders by his parents is still making me irl giggle and its been about 4 hours since i listened to it.

im not able to make you smile.

dying

race to kidnap mountain

i had already eaten a bag of BLT Lay's and watched the ice cream truck episode of Dateline by the time this podcast was uploaded.

Think my life is getting synced with the UYD massive.

vice president and general manager for the food, charcoal and cat-litter businesses at Clorox Co.

holy shit is #60 the start of the craigslists thing?

yeah also the last time they talk about a new episode of to catch a predator iirc

oh man no more peeds? ;_;

the show went of the air :(

Episode 219

40:08 – Seth talks about how he thinks about To Catch A Predator all the time. TV is his life and TCAP is his best friend. He goes through a miniscule sampling of the results of the show: DC suburb – 19 men in three days; Southern California – 50 men in 3 days; Greenville, Ohio – 18 men in 3 days; Fort Myers, Fla. – 24 men in 3 days; Harris County, Ga. – 20 men in 3 days; Murphy, Texas – 25 men in 3 days; Ocean County, N.J. – 28 men in 3 days. He wonders what has been going on in the last year and a half that Dateline has not been running this program. Jah says Perverted Justice is still doing stings but Seth says it’s not the same without the backing of Dr. Christopher Hansen. Seth thinks he and Jah need to take a meeting in Hollywood and pitch a new TCAP show starring the two of them. Jah wonders what they would have on the table instead of sweet tea and chocolate chip cookies. Seth thinks it would be vegan treats and almond milk. Seth is pissed that the guy who blew his brains out in Texas caused this whole debacle (Episode 053, 8:16). Seth wants to countersue that guy’s family.

Wait a minute--did Jonathan just say he was maybe moving to NY or Canada?

yeah i caught that too-- hard to tell if he was talking abt band travel or actually moving or just telling a bullshit lie to his crazy neighbor

Hey, what's you podcast like?
I dunno, you ever had a Michelob at like, 3 in the morning?

I was laughing at them not knowing about Yuengling

omg.

need to see the jon lovitz/jah snl sketch.

jah's randy newman/aaron neville had me in tears.

the duke journal may not be jah's poetry but it has potential.

The SNL sketch:

http://www.55inch.com/jahnathan.php

Don't hate the playa, hate THE SUN.

Craigslist is fucking next level.

Episode 88 was so epic I figured there would be some fall off in ep 89 but the whole making baby argument made me scared of jonathon and completely bummed me out.

the episode where they connect the dots a year+ later that their fight may have been tied to a gas leak is p amazing

they did seem v sluggish and mentioned the room tilting like it was no big and then babies and seth not sure if a baby could have 3 peoples dna or dna + dna + 3rd persons soul and rescuing dogs and babies no you said that but you dont wait its a miracle but yeah i know its not though no YOU SAID DOGS AND BABIES DOGS AND BABIES like waht???

i felt so sad after listening to that. jah was otm though, seth was being a dick and not listening to him.

eh i thought seth was 3/4 of the way to otm without even really trying and jonathon maybe 1/4 and trying way too hard.

fuck now were going to start fighting. its like a disease. which ep are you on now, a hoy hoy?

98 was my last. i think i may have over-done it and am taking a week break from like 8 uyds a week and when i come back i have video 100 :D

already i miss segments. i think they work better when they have some focus and some of the free-form stuff doesn't work, especially if the news/research is lame that week. surprised craigslist seemed to be only like a 5 week thing, for example.

anyone feel like the last few episodes have been sort of sub-par?

the rant on ruffles this week was def classic and made me laugh but kind of old hat by now

but they had "monitor the clit empirically"

anyone feel like the last few episodes have been sort of sub-par?

the rant on ruffles this week was def classic and made me laugh but kind of old hat by now

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I kind of feel like Jonathan's kinda been over it/phoning it in with the last few episodes, but 325 is pretty strong.

I haven't listened for a few eps but I was getting the strong feeling that Jonathan wasn't feeling it anymore, maybe just bcz of all the talk abt moving idk

i kind of hate jah sometimes--too much rich boy sense of privilege, like when he gets all pissed at barristas for doing their jobs. he's a good foil for seth, but i'm sure a few dozen other people could fill that role.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

yeah jonathan is best when he's self-aware and self-depricating OR he's being a fucking ass and seth can take him down with love and humor

neither has been happening lately, and its a bummer

maybe just bcz of all the talk abt moving idk

also missing a week due to a trip to guatemala, getting food poisoning upon his return... we all have our shitty spells

so to speak

do u see what I did there

i do

sorry

come to think of it, the "if only we were halfway successful minor celebrities then we'd be rich till we died" joke wore thin a few episodes ago and the way they're doubling down on it makes me really anxious when i hear them do it now

I haven't heard 325 yet, but I felt the last few episodes were a bit of a return to form after a longer doldrums. I was put off by J's "don't be a faggot" and "some of my best friends are chiggers" bits though. Feel like he's definitely going through some shit.

Didn't the dudes wife leave a month or do ago?

Wait, this is his second wife, right? I definitely get the sense that Jonathan is going through some shit, though he seems a little happier on 325.

woah wait I missed second wife/recent breakup

I didn't notice that either, but wow. A deuce of Bud Light is not exactly what a married man drinks in the studio, come to think of it.

I haven't listened in several weeks and now I'm afraid to :( He keeps talking about having kids too, I assumed things must be heading down a good path.

To be clear, I don't know what they're referencing above that makes them think Jonathan's marriage is on the rocks.

A few weeks ago Jonathon said something along the lines of he woke up knowing it was going to be a bad week/day and that sort of helped him get through it. then he said something about his lady leaving him. so def on the rocks.

I remember the "it's going to be a bad week" part but don't remember any reference to his lady leaving

maybe i imagined that part? which would be v weird.

i guess the stuff about moving out of his place is a clue, if that's really what's going on. he went through his first divorce during the first few years of the show but you only heard about in little comments way after the fact

another 2 week lapse... all is not well in UYD world.

:(

was there an explanation for the skipped week? the website isn't loading right now.

from twitter:

Our site and feed are down right now which may affect what you can dl on iTunes. Sorry we’re working on it.

new ep will be up when we get the site back online.

doesn't sound like a big deal. i'm kinda surprised stuff like this doesn't happen more often with them. I hope it isn't one of those ilxor 4 month outages tho.

well they missed a week a few months ago due to a last-minute Guatemala trip.

it's up now so it's not really a missed week

my friends & i are considering getting boston tix

do it and report back pls

do it do it do it

that we may live vicariously through u

Gay marriage in all 50 states and instant replay in major league baseball

102-103 are legit classic. I nearly fucking died laughing.

^^^^ agreed! Seth's disbelief that nobody even mentioned ricky gervais.

okokokok

jah's white rasta prophet story ending was INCREDIBLE

4 days

'I hate my wife. She doesn't even have a dick'

s1ocki, did you end up going to the boston show?

i WILL end up going on saturday!

I keep thinking it's monday lol --- awesome!! full report plz :)

yay!!

my artist friend who is coming with us is thinking of creating a beautiful watercolour portrait to present to them haha

yes! that'd be cool

slocki, how was the show?
also to anyone who knows: do live show eps take longer to put up than in the studio eps?
also i accidentally ran into the movie 'the brady brides' on fri or sat and live blogged it for seth via email but i guess jonathon gets that stuff

oh ya it was super fun!

really funny, lots of big LOLs.

also like a billion nerds there... they were MOBBED for autographs after the show. like seriously a crowd of 200 people in line. crazy!

awww good!

good but i didnt get a chance to say aloha to seth from gr80

tell the cab driver story

russian-accented cab drive: "you come all the way from canada to see these... 'dudes'?"

(driver)

haha i love it so much

haha that is good

these DUDES

Jealous.

SUPER jealous

i'm just getting into this, holy shit this show

just got thru the frito lay 'man flavors' bit at the end of 325 and i'm fucking crying

that was a really good bit

yes it was

it's really hard to explain why this is good. "two guys riffing on shit they read" sounds like the worst thing ever. but it's not!

I still love Seth's riff on Joel Osteen's twitter. I can't remember what episode but it was recently and I nearly crashed the car, I laughed so hard.

I'm gearing up to re-listen to the whole run of the show. I think I've forgotten enough to make it worthwhile.

ok as an aside in the episode i listened to last night (115), jah mentioned sticking mushrooms up his butt in a list of stupid things he's done. plz tell me he has a more in detail story about this down the road

am listening to the new live ep: poor Seth sounds like he's a nervous wreck, it's kind of adorable

he was like trembling

There were a couple of times I thought 'whoa what if he starts crying'

xpost tell us the time signatures for your key 'Woo's' s1ocki :)

i made sure i did at least one woo when no one else did. after j dawg mentions some sort of swimsuit convention i wooed.

:D I will listen for it!

45:05 I think is where your 'woo' is at s1ocki :) There's a few cheers right there but one woo that's a nice bit louder than the rest.

you have now officially acheived fame.

urgh typing fail: 46:05 not 45

seth is completely adorable. jonathon's pretty gross and sanctimonious like a teenager but it still works somehow.

will listen for slockis woo now

jonathan is not gross >:( <3

but yes seth is adorablecity

oh not gfross mlike looks -wise he says a lot of gross stuff though

J.O. Party

that Craigslist they read on the new live show was O_o

oh Santa, what have you become

Seth's rants on sobriety (ep 138 and one earlier than that) are so great.

I just listened to the earlier one (114 maybe?) as it was his 6th year anniversary of being sober and i was dying all the way through it.

There was also one just before the halloween where he met mystery. I think this last one was sparked again by halloween approaching and also by jonathons growing alcohol use in the studio

in any case - gold

Aw Jah's been drinking? I assumed he was sober too.

Either way his first drunk story of getting stuck between beds and throwing up till it stuck his face to the mattress and then eating crazy amounts of cream of wheat was gold.

Jonathan got sober very young but began drinking again (iirc some time after the show began)

would listen to a whole hour of seth talking about going sober/rehab/AA-- he still hasn't really ever gone there

lol @ the time he totally blows dude from Three Dog Night's spot

yeah i guess the first i picked up on it was the story about his 31st birthday where he stands outside Hyde forever then leaves is the first time he seem to imply he was up for 'a drink'. He also gave up smoking and had been a vegan for a while at that point. A month later hes smoking, getting high, drinking, and referring to himself as a vegetarian. Slippery slopes, people.

its just so jonathan to be soooo vegan at some point and then sooooo NOT vegan at some other point

yah

haha i'm starting these from the most recent and i can't

er whoops

can't quite put together who is not eating or consuming what or why

in July 2012:

• Seth is a 10-year sober Vegan who has never smoked*
• Jonathan is a carnivore who drinks more or less an average amount for a guy in his mid 30's, occasionally does smokes weed, and has always smoked

a carnivore? damn homie you dun' fell off

Haw

iirc he fell off on tour with jogger when he had to resort to a chicken sandwich at a mcdonalds in canada or something.

also he has a tendency to skip from one set of beliefs/values/passions to another, its a beautiful character flaw that makes him him

didn't j drop that he'd been eating meat in the middle of a show and seth flipped out?

yeah but I think it was at least partially feigned flipping out

PFFO

WHEN I WAS 20 I WAS DOPE

AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL ON DRUGS WITH NO SHIRT

write a bombass review of this jimmyhat diggity jam podcast DO IT TO IT

the whole boybands segment was everything i love about UYD

(early on in 333)

totally

hadda herda

I speak voltron and esperanza

125 w/ Seth's first visit to AA is essential

i started at the earliest one that streams from their site. 188 i think? i'm on like 20x now.

the one with seth and his mom is so good.

seriously the voltron stuff in this new one made me lose my shit

goole they are all on itunes

itunes can get fucked imo

i worship women and blacks.

omg his rant about Vince Vaughn was beautiful

his = Seth's

i tried the voicemail a few times this week when it was down because i really wanted to make sure Seth was aware of THIS, so my jaw dropped when the last minute of 334 rolled around and Seth is talking about being there in person

another case of podcast dudes not knowing who Richard Ayoade is

I know that kinda bummed me out a little...but they move in different spheres so I'll forgive them

J - "Is Josie *currently* a restaurant?"
S - "Don't know."
J - "FUCK you, man."

this exhange made me snort a noodle out of my nose.

gr8080, what is "this?"

(ergh, stupid 77 ...)

click the link tied to 'THIS', watch the vid :D

he said why he can't - it's this

I didn't get the why he can't part - sorry for being dim!

136 is essential listening for Seth going BONKERS about beer ads and people who vote.

Awesome, Seth going bonkers is the best.

Wait, I thought that said 336, which I haven't listened to yet. I vaguely remember the beer ads thing but am slowly creeping up to that ep in my re-listening, looking forward to it.

336 is incredible.

so does seth actually have kids or is that one of the elaborate put-ons of the show

what do you think

idk!!

I think they get the names of their 'interns' correct more than Seth does his 'own' 'kids'.

It is pretty disheartening to hear Jah incorporate more drugs&drink back into his life, quite obv post-breakup over 2008. And now Seth is talking p candidly about how much he hates sobriety. I wanted to send them an email or something and then I remembered it has been 4 years.

JENNIFER!

Where were you in 1994?

1st year of Uni, living on campus eating 2 minute noodles and drinking free beer every Thursday. Lot of Doc Martens, lot of torn loose-fit Levis, lot of baggy hats and chunky silver earrings

I'm in the White Gravy camp - I still have half the clothes I used to wear, and I still listen to a lot of the same music lol

just over 24hrs left to vote:

http://polls.laweekly.com/polls/law/webawards2012/

94 was my first year of high school. I got my first CD player for my birthday that year. And, I believe, the Lion King soundtrack.

sophomore-junior year of high school. played in a ska-punk band. started smoking pot. basically lived and breathed ska-punk (and pot). considered myself a rudie. wore tie-dyes a lot though.

Lol at maron talking about the umm yeah dude podcast

i think it would be cool if they beefed

what did maron say?

yeah and which episode? was it about the LA Weekly thing?

the James Adomian episode--maron has the Comedy Fim Nerds on to talk about the LA Podfest and like four times he mentions how obsessed his girlfriend is with "Umm Yeah Dude"

i had a dream jonathan died ;_;

;_;

Who would have thought we could afford a piano of our own?

I'll drink a 96 ounce soda and I'll wash it down with baby dick blood

an iphone, a taser & a chapstick

uhhyeahjohn on Instagram

v. nice jonathon photo on there

eagerly anticipating jonathan's smartypants rant on what a waste of time instagram is around episode 350

haha yeah

otm

I used to listen to a ton of podcasts and lately I've found that UYD is the only legit one that I love, that I can't wait to hear each week, that leaves me feeling good. it's not ever a chore.

and it's the only one that has such sincere thankyous. Seth is <3

also I cannot stop busting a smile over "...You're not hanging around the schools are ya?"

only podcast for me, too.

same otms veg. all other podcasts have fallen off for me.

only comedy podcast for me (but i'll happily listen to other ones in other genres)

can i be honest i've barely listened since i saw them live :/

aw s1ocki :(

besides uyd the only comedy podcasts i love are How did this get made? and Thrilling Adventure Hour, but those are way below.

i love how every once in a while, they'll take a snipe at comedy podcasts "where everyone does wacky characters". paraphrasing there, but I've heard them say something like that two or three times. I like to think they're specifically calling out Comedy Bang Bang. That shit is excruciating.

also, vgmtgrrrl otm about "hanging around the schools" comment. perfect delivery of that line.

I basically have this thread to thank for me starting on this podcast. I thought I wrote this here before but I tried it a few yrs ago when someone told me about it and it 100% did not stick, but around the time this thread started I decided I needed to try again and I think I have listened to like 2/3 of the backlog since then. For a minute there when I was in school it was like 4 eps a day.

UYD is the only legit one that I love

this OTM

I've started going through the backlog again, picked it up from 125 where I left off last time. Seth's AA story about the dude from Three Dog Night still cracks me up

and Jonathan's story about shrooming his head off while giving the cute tripped out girl a massive freakout about acid being gnarly

Acid's so crunchy and gnarly. You should really do shrooms instead!

griiindy

and Seth just being all smdh @ jonathan

"fuckin' shit, man" << favorite thing ever

griiindy

that's what it was. omg.

also, I think I might sound 100% dork city for saying this but have you guys noticed that the intro/outro music has changed quite a bit lately? lots more like, heartbroken love songs and stuff. Jah needs a hug maybe

Yeah, I've definitely noticed the change. I wish to hell they'd go back to talking over the intro though.

it used to be 30 seconds in the old episodes! now they play the whole song. which is often nice but sometimes just uuuuuuuuugh start talking lol

Yeah thank god for 30 sec jump ahead new in ios6

downcast app lets u skip forward 30 sec and/or 2min :)

downcast is awesome thanks for recommending it

i dipped in to the archives again recently. if anyone wants a random ~good episode~ may i suggest: episode 152

ooh thanks I was just looking for an old episode to listen to

im in the 230s now! i started listening @ 310 so only 70 or so more before im caught up

all of the live shows have been a cut above imo

i love how the next episode after each one seth talks about how freaked out and nervous he was

otm! the flying stories before/after their live shows always kind of delight me, I feel so sorry for Seth but it's still kind of amusing how wigged he gets

Oh man, haven't listen too much to this ep yet, but it starts off kinda D3thDr0ney

holy crap they're flying out of the gate with this one

looooooooooooool

wait is Jonathan really moving to NY?

I can never tell if he's serious

fuck

He mentioned it a few months ago too, when he was leaving his apartment.

oh that's right

:(

but they can still skype the podcast to our inbox right?

I guess if the Bugle can podcast from two continents...

good point!

deephouse chopra!

if this ends i will be super sad even tho i have 100+ hours i haven't heard yet

i predict seth moves to NYC too

yes! let's go with that

I predict Jonathan moves back to L.A. within a year.

crush roll crush death lawsuit fuck

I remember a long time back they joked about Jonathan dying and whether it would be the end of UYD, then deciding that Seth would drop a podcast a week later with Amir as his new partner.

I was overcome with love so I sent them an email this afternoon thanking them for the podcast --- and I just got a reply from Jonathan :D :D

"Thats a sweet message thank you Sharon. We appreciate the kind words"

I'm keeping the email forever. Seeing "Jonathan Larroquette" in my inbox is the fucking BEST

except your name isnt sharon

did you ask him about moving to NY!!!!!!!!!

I have asked, I dunno if he'll reply - I always feel weird about piling on

that's sweet. UYD 4 Life

on second listen, Jonathan's "I'm moving to new york" sounds more like a lame throwaway joke than anything else

yeah I started thinking that this morning

he never replied to my question, maybe I crossed the line lol

either that or he'll be all LOL NO HAHAH SUCKERS

Have Jonathan's folks moved to New York?

Yeah, they've been up there for a year or so.

what's their email? i don't wanna type my missive into that little webform

uyd at me dot com

awes, ty

:D

going back into the archives again: omg @ episode 44

a) roleplaying the baby x-ray

b) what do you do when you have a tick? you eat it. you go outside to where you got it and you eat it in front of the other ticks as a warning

"Seth, I saw your car. It is a wonderful car. Blue body, brown roof, correct? It is a car of sincerity. How to know your car? That is secret."

― President Keyes, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:51 (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hows the picture of yr sundance i received from a listener?
no way
lives on the block, tavis, i know him, didn't know he lived on this fucking street
of my sundance or just a plymouth sundance
no no no of THE DANCE he lives up the street he was like how is it that he saw a uyd sticker on the craziest shittiest car on our block and i was urrr do you mean seths dance, and he was like i thought it had to be i know it must be

omg @ that driver's license story

Connie Chung

on the W Kamau Bell WTF Maron talks about running into Jonathan in a music shop and possible interview

!

i don't remember which ep this is (maybe one of the live LA ones?) but it's been in my head 24/7

seth (reading craigslist): "I haven't blown a load in five days"
jonathan: yeah, well. life gets hectic.

I loved (but felt bad) that Seth was SO wigged about having to sit down for the live podcast. He's such a funny dude that way...lots of routines and rituals that make him tick

and then jonathon stood up!

the whole three microphones thing was cracking me up

they seemed unsure how to handle a live crowd that was full of both fans and people unaware of who they are

this may be me assuming too much, but it sounded like kind of a light turnout too which would cast an shadow of unease and awkwardness over the whole day

also whoever was in charge of the recording somehow panned their mics in to the left channel only??? total amateur move.

it's hard to tell - at first I thought the crowd was super light, but then it sounded better a little ways in. but hotel ballroom gigs are weird, they're not designed for performing/recording/anything really very well, and probably carpeted so maybe a lot of the crowd noise was lost?

and yeah the recording was definitely off

still an above-average UYD episode imo

pitchfork 8.1

def

there was an exchange about the internet where Jonathan laughed at Seth and was like 'there's no way you could ever do that' but I can't remember what they were talking about

and the prev episode where he asked how to google the name of the band in Almost Famous and Jonathan was like 'Almost Famous band?"

he's so weird and adorable

I liked the live episode! Didn't sound like anything other than a good time to me.

seth's bold "NEUGOT." exclamation from 343 has stuck with me

hah yeah

I'm waiting for them to share the pic of Seth with James Franco so we can see his bumpin' hair

Seth discovering facebook this morning (156) has put me in a condescending awww look at that kitty try to open a door cuddlestein mountain mood.

"he's from a country where you just get paid to be an asshole twenty years after you were an asshole"

its cool these are getting done but again i am kind of questioning why out of hundreds of hours of material he chooses this particular segment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMY6ZyM5cMc

Recommend ep 61 for awesomeness. Seth at the scientology museum and Jonathan at the presbyterian youth group slumber party. All-time.

I called Seth this week . Subjects included Jane magazine and baconade

that's awesome! I'm still working up the nerve.

170 or whatever, Jah you done fell off. Tuna fish!

u_u

http://gawker.com/5960482/campbells-new-millennial-soups-embody-entire-millennial-generation-in-soup-form

gross

that tumblr looking site is the worst

Dames and Dashikis: A Sports Bar.

Dams and Gams

pretty good sobriety rant in 248.

i bet there's enough to compile in to a pretty solid collection by now

I live for those rants

awesome seth cocaine story in this ep.

I mean, more like an anecdote. he gets it out in about 30 seconds, but I lol'd and rewound a couple times.

Oh! and now sobriety rant too! "it is un-bearable to live in a sober world..."

i finally got around to watching seth's adverts on the website the other day and looooooooool