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Mark G, Thursday, 26 January 2012 10:26 (five years ago) Permalink

Hey, ILX, This Is Your Boyfriend!

no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

So anyway:

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I really would like to write one about Siamese Dream, but its been pitched to death so it seems like the publishers aren't interested for whatever reason.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:48 AM (4 minutes ago)

with good reason.

― scott seward, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:49 AM (2 minutes ago)

damn, my self-imposed "no pumpkins bashing" rule gets broken over and over on ilm. please forgive me. but i blame anyone who mentions them, really.

― scott seward, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:50 AM (1 minute ago)

love you, ned.

― scott seward, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:51 AM (1 minute ago)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Germany and Jamaica can be a bit disappointed with their performance - the tabloids at home are photoshopping the manager's face onto a turnip.

― Matt DC, Friday, 27 January 2012 09:41 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:30 (five years ago) Permalink

who r u

― markers, Friday, January 27, 2012 11:17 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who who
who who

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, January 27, 2012 11:17 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:36 (five years ago) Permalink

oh, well that i can explain i think. an unexpected scene developed friday night as president barack obama saw a destitute man on a bench in front of the white house and did not care at all. as every president in the history of the united states quickly gathered around, a group including some founding fathers, ronald reagan and abraham lincolin expressed outrage at obama's indifference. the president took the constitution in his hands, said "it's words on paper. to hell with this pathetic "country". speaking for america, let me apologize to the rest of the world, and particularly europe, for our actions over the last hundred years. i love the united nations and want a one world government", and then stood defiantly on top of the priceless document. a gang of badboys including bill clinton, george w bush, a miraculously sturdy franklin delano roosevelt and his distant cousin theodore roosevelt, stood behind obama in support, clapping loudly and using foul language. mysteriously, a large number of dollar bills covered the ground between the presidents, destitute man, and the loose pages of the constitution. no one thought to collect them and give them to the man on the bench.

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, January 27, 2012 7:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:37 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha where is that?

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:43 (five years ago) Permalink

lolz thread

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Whoa, taking a bow for ZS

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 28 January 2012 10:05 (five years ago) Permalink

I was in the middle of trying to figure out what the clusterfuck was about when I was pulled up abruptly by this.

besides some references to things more deep-seeded in black culture

NOT "DEEP-SEEDED." THE PHRASE IS "DEEPLY SEATED." "DEEP-SEEDED" IS THE RESULT OF PEOPLE HEARING THINGS WRONG AND THEN TYPING AS THOUGH THEY HAD UNDERSTOOD WHAT THEY HEARD. THANK YOU.

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, January 27, 2012 6:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I could care less

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, January 27, 2012 7:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:05 (five years ago) Permalink

loool

dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:16 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:29 (five years ago) Permalink

10/10

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 18:41 (five years ago) Permalink

guys, turns out the origin of aids was actually a guy screwing a monkey

― lag∞n, Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can someone please change this thread title to "origin of AIDS (SPOILERS)"? thanks.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:41 AM Bookmark

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 14:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Quality posts all over that AIDS thread:

http://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2012/01/26/stacey-campfield-on-the-origins-of-aids-it-was-one-guy-screwing-a-monkey

Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community — it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall. My understanding is that it is virtually — not completely, but virtually — impossible to contract AIDS through heterosexual sex...very rarely [ transmitted ]. What's the average lifespan of a homosexual? it's very short. Google it yourself."

best use of "IIRC" ever.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, January 27, 2012 5:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:38 (five years ago) Permalink

I live in Brighton for the record. Wandering through Crawley on the way to the train station on Friday.

Boy: 'You're not gettin' none of my wages ya slag'

Girl: 'You should have though of that when you were spunkin' in me ya cunt'

― Yeah Yeah Bohney (Craigo Boingo),

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:21 (five years ago) Permalink

mayne you just will not know yr audience

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:46 (five years ago) Permalink

'not have known', obv

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:47 (five years ago) Permalink

career predictions plz

― the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

porn, porn, snuff films

― lana shel game (some dude), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can't really pluralize that

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 15:20 (five years ago) Permalink

what if shes the key grip of several snuff films

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 January 2012 15:35 (five years ago) Permalink

oh shit

― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Monday, January 30, 2012 1:55 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

bear, bear, bear, Monday, January 30, 2012 2:22 AM (11 hours ago)

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:36 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:37 (five years ago) Permalink

In re: Pomplamoose

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http://www.pomplamoose.com/img/phptSudgAPM.jpg

― am0n, Monday, January 30, 2012 12:32 PM (59 minutes ago)

^^Two Real Lights

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, January 30, 2012 12:37 PM (54 minutes ago)

two whites

― am0n, Monday, January 30, 2012 12:46 PM (45 minutes ago)

Tumblr Whites

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, January 30, 2012 12:54 PM (38 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

i dunno if its possible to make a comment about that picture that is better than the picture itself

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:34 (five years ago) Permalink

true

Mark G, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:38 (five years ago) Permalink

She is making the worst face fyi

polyphonic, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:40 (five years ago) Permalink

idk she's just doing a closed-mouth smile; if both of them had that expression we'd all be like "ugh they're standing at a whimsical angle smh." it's really his :D :D :D face that drives it over the top into madness

ban opinions (reddening), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:13 (five years ago) Permalink

I recognize that fence.

Aimless, Monday, 30 January 2012 22:14 (five years ago) Permalink

She is making the worst face fyi

― polyphonic, Monday, January 30, 2012 11:40 AM (47 minutes ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:28 (five years ago) Permalink

except for his, I agree

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:37 (five years ago) Permalink

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2cysn76.jpg

am0n, Monday, 30 January 2012 22:39 (five years ago) Permalink

something for the IA thread is people who make that face in every photo who are not in Pomplpmouse

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:42 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't know who she is but I'd do her.

Damnit ;_;

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:42 (five years ago) Permalink

to be fair

hers says "I wuv my hubby"
his says "Though I am ostensibly goofing, I am actually suffocating in this heterosexual relationship"

his is at least honest

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:43 (five years ago) Permalink

LBI do i have a treat 4 u: So who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads?

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Oh dear... Still tears, but retracting my ws remark tbh ;_;

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:49 (five years ago) Permalink

she looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal post brain-surgery in that pic

Darin, Monday, 30 January 2012 23:23 (five years ago) Permalink

he has dinosaur teeth

scary

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:38 (five years ago) Permalink

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:42 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:17 (five years ago) Permalink

compare street etiquette dudes selling vintage pieces on parkandbond.com, where we find the following caveat in every product description:

Please note that any distressing is a desirable aspect of this one-of-a-kind vintage piece

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:58 AM (22 minutes ago)

well, if i ever need to date again i've got my angle sorted.

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:16 PM (4 minutes ago)

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

it's even funnier if you read the word "angle" as a (curved penis) double entendre.

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

O.O

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:33 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm quite bad enough without imputed further impropriety tyvm

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

flag post sitta

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:40 PM

XD XD

markers, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:42 (five years ago) Permalink

from "summarize your 'look' today in 4 words or fewer"

why won't he shave

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, January 28, 2012 4:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 08:37 (five years ago) Permalink

If you haven't heard any Ivor Cutler, get one of his records, they're all really funny, especially Ludo (where "I'm Happy" and "Good Morning How Are You Shut Up" come from) and Life From A Scotch Sitting Room.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:32 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm happy
I'm happy
Dead

― satan (dog), Thursday, March 9, 2006 10:17 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND : - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:59 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:07 (five years ago) Permalink

wooooooah

flags post o fu (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:08 (five years ago) Permalink

ha that took a second for me to catch

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:10 (five years ago) Permalink

(told a dude earlier today in committee "i was throwing rocks at starbucks windows when you were learning multiplication tables, don't tell me i don't know what radical politics are" and then kind of wanted to kill myself)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:16 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THROWing ROCKS
at the
STARBUCKS

......................revolution

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:17 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was steeling starbucks wifi when you were drinking crystal pepsi kid

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:18 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we live in ~interesting tymes~

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:19 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:11 (five years ago) Permalink

iatee post is alltime tho

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Wait you mean 'Underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned' isn't LJ?

― Matt DC, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 3:48 AM (9 hours ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:46 (five years ago) Permalink

yah, i liked that one too.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:48 (five years ago) Permalink

the net significance of any given poster's fup should be inversely proportional to the number of fups they hand out

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 2:00 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thank you, Paul McCartney.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 2:01 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:49 (five years ago) Permalink

I'd choose a life where dreams come true, but just this week I dreamed that the copier at work was located at O'Hare airport, so I can't risk it.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:50 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ledge, Thursday, 2 February 2012 09:30 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:28 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha that's great

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:05 (five years ago) Permalink

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "it depends"

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:21 AM (53 minutes ago)

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "it depends"

depends on the question

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:22 AM (52 minutes ago)

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "depends"

What does 90 year old pussy smell like?

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:23 AM (51 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

points off for changing the wording of my post to make the joke work

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:19 (five years ago) Permalink

Accepted. Had to be done, though

Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:21 (five years ago) Permalink

None other than Lou Reed told that joke to a photographer friend of mine!

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

And when he used to retell the joke, he would always say "It depends"!

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:25 (five years ago) Permalink

(The photog that is)

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:25 (five years ago) Permalink

It took a while, but I just *got* that Paul McCartney one...

Mark G, Friday, 3 February 2012 06:47 (five years ago) Permalink

<3333333333333333333333333

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:48 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is that? a loving human centipede?

― sarahel, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:56 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 February 2012 11:21 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah i've gotten a flurry of emails this week asking me to approve comments on "best gucci mane songs of 2008"

one was just "I got a big gun"

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 2, 2012 5:37 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 February 2012 11:28 (five years ago) Permalink

From ILX Milk Carton. Re: Geir

he still has about 20 years to go with his "1001 Songs..." polls. I wonder if someone else should take over the duty.

― The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Friday, February 3, 2012 3:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the things they carried

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 3, 2012 3:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:29 (five years ago) Permalink

loool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:36 (five years ago) Permalink

only person in the vanity fair pic i recognized is sophia vergara

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:34 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that is by far the least ws picture of her ever wtf

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's not in that photo shoot

― encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and scene

― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Number None, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:13 (five years ago) Permalink

What if someone googles your nameand it finds your post where you said "clits is nice"

― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, February 3, 2012 9:30 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then they'd be all I need to get to know this stud.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, February 3, 2012 9:38 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lil kink (Matt P), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:34 (five years ago) Permalink

haha brady walked up to kraft during training camp his rookie season introduced himself and said 'im the best decision you ever made'
― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:21 PM

god fuck that guy
― mookieproof, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:22 PM

lol he was right tho
― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:23 PM

eli walked up to steve tisch during training camp his rookie season introduced himself and said 'did you know some dinosaurs used their long necks to eat plants from the tops of trees?'
― pplains, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:33 PM

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:38 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah we don't know what the fuck you're talking about

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Sunday, January 22, 2012 6:14 PM (1 week ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:44 (five years ago) Permalink

thats smdh at forks not at mookie, obv

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:45 (five years ago) Permalink

― Number None, Friday, February 3, 2012 12:13 PM (4 hours ago)

^^77 off of 77

see u in 60, bro

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:28 (five years ago) Permalink

where are y'all stealing games on the internet nowadays

J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:31 (five years ago) Permalink

crap, forgot that thread was on 77

Number None, Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:54 (five years ago) Permalink

The Happiest Wives in America?
By Maggie Gallagher
February 3, 2012 9:44 P.M. Comments3
In my syndicated column this week, I take a break from politics to ask: Just who are the happiest wives in America?

(Hint: Ann Romney, Rick Santorum, and Carol Paul are all examples).

― JoeStork, Saturday, February 4, 2012 2:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:11 (five years ago) Permalink

cool

this display name is the crying eagle of ILX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:29 (five years ago) Permalink

pwned

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:36 (five years ago) Permalink

I think that was intentional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:39 (five years ago) Permalink

mh feeling his oats even though it's done by a dumb regex, not in code.

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:40 (five years ago) Permalink

I think that was intentional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:41 (five years ago) Permalink

btw I meant I got rickrolled

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:42 (five years ago) Permalink

what if you are just as close to God here as you would be in Heaven.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what those last three made me ask myself.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so weird to think about a god that is everywhere at once, all knowing. i mean, yeah it's obvious, but that's completely fucked up.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you have sex, god is having sex with itself, experiencing it from both ends. weird.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:41 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 6 February 2012 09:59 (five years ago) Permalink

In fact they get extra brownie points for carrying that heavy cross of homosexuality and avoiding the temptations!

― Frobisher (Viceroy), Monday, February 6, 2012 11:21 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when youre feeling gay its important to do things to take yr mid off it like go to the park or get out and stretch yr legs a little at a rest stop maybe splash some water on yr face in a public restroom

― lag∞n, Monday, February 6, 2012 8:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 6 February 2012 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Confirms my notion that every other thread on ILX gets more gay action than the gay thread.

dead-trius (Eric H.), Monday, 6 February 2012 17:16 (five years ago) Permalink

Well that exchange came from the Republican thread so duh.

pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 17:23 (five years ago) Permalink

these guys and their insular weird culture depress me!

*pops champagne to inaugurate 10th year of posting on message board*

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 6, 2012 10:47 AM (20 minutes ago)

Frobisher (Viceroy), Monday, 6 February 2012 18:09 (five years ago) Permalink

What's ironic about chasing girls and cocaine into backrooms of clubs? haven't we all done that when we were young?

― JacobSanders, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well I did it ironically

― iatee, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2012 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

^^ startled my wife by laughing out loud at that

Aimless, Monday, 6 February 2012 18:39 (five years ago) Permalink

i'd forgotten that music is half a really amazing album (and half totally inessential but whatever). "impressive instant", "paradise (not for me)", "runaway lover">>>>>>>

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, February 6, 2012 1:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's good, not "kaputt" good, but def good

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, February 6, 2012 1:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ggnnnnnggghhhh

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, February 6, 2012 1:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2012 18:41 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahaaaaa

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:05 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah that's never gonna not be funny

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:19 (five years ago) Permalink

I assumed for this whole discussion "drone" meant a plane w/ missiles on it. Why else would you have one?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

snacks

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 2:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:26 (five years ago) Permalink

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmeow.........

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 3:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:54 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:23 (five years ago) Permalink

my father was a musician at disneyland on-and-off from the early eighties to ~2004, so my sisters and i spent a lot of time there + had a bunch of people in our peer group who worked there. i've probably told this story on ilx before, but i took a college creative writing course with one of the guys who played Goofy; he was very tall and strange and every story he submitted had something to do with infant and/or child murder.

― ban opinions (reddening), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:24 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moral of the story: stay away from Goofy

― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:26 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

garsh

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:15 (five years ago) Permalink

i took a college writing course with a tiny girl who played mickey/minnie mouse at disneyworld, she said drunks were prone to either punching mickey or trying to put their hand up minnie's dress, she said the minnie costume was fairly molestation-proof but the mickey punches could hurt quite a lot.

estela, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:14 (five years ago) Permalink

^^ kind of lol but mostly sad

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:00 (five years ago) Permalink

i was chuck e cheese when i was in high school and let me tell you that kids will run up and punch you in the balls as hard as they can and parents think it's funny. What i discovered was that Chuck E's hard plastic head could be used as a weapon so when i saw a manic seven year old running up to "hug" Chuck E, Chuck E would lower his head and "kiss" the seven year old with a slight wallop to the face. Cue screaming kid. Cue mama saying "Chuck E didn't mean to hurt you". Bullshit on that mama, keep your kid away from my gonads.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I was also the pig at Piggly Wiggly for two horrible weekends. Standing outdoors in the summer heat with assholes throwing empty beer cans while you stand outside waving and exploring the wonderful world of heat exhaustion.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:16 (five years ago) Permalink

And the only other time I ever did the furry thing again was when I was talked into putting on a tiger costume and palling around backstage with CeeLo and Dangermouse after a Gnarls Barkley show for an MTV promo. At one point I arm wrestled Cee-Lo for the camera. Dude got some short arms.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:17 (five years ago) Permalink

I feel so much lighter having divested myself of all this information.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:17 (five years ago) Permalink

im not sure what to do w/this

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:18 (five years ago) Permalink

literally every time cee-lo is on tv my girlfriend points out how short his arms are

the arm (NZA), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:19 (five years ago) Permalink

all the above is true btw! especially carlito's lil t-rex arms.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:20 (five years ago) Permalink

I have always been way to distracted by cee-lo's teeth to notice his arms tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:23 (five years ago) Permalink

I had to be the Easter bunny at the mall once (I was photographer, bunny didn't show, kids needed a bunny, that was me) and a kid pooped in my paw but I couldn't say anything b/c Easter bunny doesn't talk.
Memories.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:28 (five years ago) Permalink

and a kid pooped in my paw

o_O where was your hand dawg

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:31 (five years ago) Permalink

I was holding a baby while wearing a full bunny suit. I couldn't see very well.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:33 (five years ago) Permalink

lol. thats hella gross. hope they at least let you...um...dispose of it.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:33 (five years ago) Permalink

lil brown egg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:34 (five years ago) Permalink

To his credit, he was wearing a diaper and the costume was not compromised.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:35 (five years ago) Permalink

a friend of mine when I was a kid used to be Y0gi Bear at Universal Orlando (like shortly after it opened) and one day she was walking to meet a gaggle of children to take pictures and the kids ran over to say hello and for some reason she tripped and fell and her Yogi head came off and started rolling down the street as kids screamed in horror.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:35 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

the greates (crüt), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:38 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

markers, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:43 (five years ago) Permalink

that story makes me happy

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:46 (five years ago) Permalink

LL's story and the Yogi story had me giggling just now

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:18 (five years ago) Permalink

you haven't lived til you've crapped in a bunny's paw

hilare appendage (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:19 (five years ago) Permalink

or had your paw crapped in

it was just first time too, usually i took the photos and this big weird guy named sean was the bunny, but sean didn't show that day. the customer service girl had to take the poloroids while i wore the suit. it was actually pretty relaxing aside from the deposit in my palm.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:21 (five years ago) Permalink

these stories of mascot/animal-costumes-gone-wrong are making me happy even tho i'm sorry that any of you ever had to dress up in such disturbing ways

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:40 (five years ago) Permalink

a friend of mine had a job where he had to stand on the sidewalk, holding a sign, dressed like as a clown (for a car wash i think). he quit on day 2 after someone started taking shots at him from the apartment complex across the street with a bb gun.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:52 (five years ago) Permalink

crap in a bunny's paw and you get two more wishes

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:52 (five years ago) Permalink

At one point I arm wrestled Cee-Lo for the camera.

I arm-wrestled MIA once, FYI.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:58 (five years ago) Permalink

who won

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:58 (five years ago) Permalink

I wonder what the kid's two other wishes were for

1) get me out of this poopy diaper stat
2) ??
3) never make me touch that filthy beast again as long as I live

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:01 (five years ago) Permalink

#2 is presumably "profit"

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:07 (five years ago) Permalink

I wish I could post the best naked-baby photo ever - my friend's sister has her newborn (or infant? I don't know what you call them after a few weeks) laying across her folded arms, she and her husband are dressed up for the sitting, etc.. But the sister's face is screwed up like she's about to cry, the husband is trying to not lose his shit laughing, and then you see the trickle running down her arm - the baby had just shit all over her.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:09 (five years ago) Permalink

Brown bunny.

nickn, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:48 (five years ago) Permalink

all right mookie and nickn. stop making humorous posts in the excelsior thread.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:07 (five years ago) Permalink

@twooldridge
Trent Wooldridge
Remember that time the 6ft plush Trix Rabbit high-fived your kid in Kroger and you had freaky nightmares the next 3 days? #sotired

pplains, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:10 (five years ago) Permalink

I arm-wrestled MIA once, FYI.

which MIA, we need to make sure we post in the appropriate thread!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:10 (five years ago) Permalink

how is babby t-rex formed

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:38 (five years ago) Permalink

http://s7.postimage.org/3wjwe72mj/wee_lo.jpg

once a weak eye sample (onimo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:56 (five years ago) Permalink

before "a", I got "gay / Gnarls Barkley/ blind"

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Old, but..

total bastard has a life-changing experience and vows to be completely nice from then on

― painini (admrl), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:02 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh i did that

― sarahel, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:04 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:41 (five years ago) Permalink

who won

She did.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:57 (five years ago) Permalink

I am still laughing from the Yogi bear story.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm a dwarf I'm a reverend
I'm a midget I'm Al Green's son
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:03 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:29 (five years ago) Permalink

Instrumental classical music SUCKS. Get back to your job of making bangin' tracks for Opera divas to sing over.

this is OTM tho

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 1:57 PM (25 minutes ago)

careful what you wish for

http://www.allflac.com/covers/b_21917_Bill_Laswell-Operazone__The_Redesign-2000.jpg

― the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 2:01 PM (21 minutes ago)

omg Jordan, that is on Spotify

I think I am in for a treat

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 2:02 PM (21 minutes ago)

;_; I was wrong ;_;

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 2:21 PM (2 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:26 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

the arm (NZA), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Well-seasoned douchecanoe seeks quiet doormat with just the right amount of sluttiness for LTR

― carl agatha, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 1:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lil kink (Matt P), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Just in case we'd forgotten his Arsenal tattoo:

Born in London's east end in 1947, he supported Arsenal as a boy, spending his weekends on the terraces at Highbury.

http://www.channel4.com/news/harry-redknapp-footballs-cockney-rebel

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 06:35 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His whole weekends?

― Monkee Trial (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they was ard times son

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shivering on the terrace at ighbury waiting for the all clear to sound

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bat people was friendlier then too, you could leave your front door open and when you got ome somebody would've slipped a undred grand totally legal payment under the doormat

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:11 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they only ever bunged their own

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:11 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the dear old queen mam used to cam dahn the ighbury all the time shaking ands and anding out bags of sand to teary-eyed street urchins

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:42 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm totally shocked at this reaction from a school where 98% of the student population actively practices a religion that actively had a "black people can't get into heaven" clause until 1978

― dave cool, Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm furious that black parents would send their kids into that environment with little to no knowledge of their own history, if for no other reason because all of those white kids are going to be turning to them to ask questions like "what do your people think of slavery" and "what was it like growing up on welfare"

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god i feel guilty right now for wanting to say "incidentally, DJP, I've been meaning to ask you..."

― Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

so, what lessons did we learn from this entire phenomenon?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:18 PM

i learned that mods are still dicks years after i hung up my lawyer badge

― max, Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:19 PM

*gazes forlornly at badge hook*

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:19 PM

am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:21 (five years ago) Permalink

giving up politics on ILE & Facebook for Lent

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:39 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

long duk dan (dan m), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:00 (five years ago) Permalink

god bless you my son

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:21 (five years ago) Permalink

would suggest removing everything from room, finished plan should be similar to this:

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/40600/40690/pb_sq_40690_md.gif

― I DIED, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 February 2012 04:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Might be reading this completely wrong, but The Glorious Land sounds like a call-and-response/dialogue (possibly between anthropomorphic embodiments of England and America). The "Oh America / Oh Eng-er-land" refrain sounds like the two states are in the midst of a sexual act, but the tone shifts on the last line to scolding: "Oh, America!". It's as though America climaxed and then England, disgusted, is saying hypocritically "Look what you've done, shameful! Clean up this mess. You can sleep in the wet spot tonight", even though she was largely responsible for goading America on in the first place.

I also like how there's no response to "How is our glorious land bestowed" - just a silence.

― Laughing Gravy (dog latin), Friday, February 10, 2012 11:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would rather picture the muddy, bloody corpses of the fallen at Gallipoli than America and England fucking.

― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, February 10, 2012 11:44 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:47 (five years ago) Permalink

both valid pov's imo

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:50 (five years ago) Permalink

In re: Schoolboy Q:

--

i like some of his songs, still think it's weird/disheartening when a rapper uses the word "fags" and no one seems to think it's a problem, not really interested in a big discussion about it because i know it's been talked to death but i'm just tired of it. sorry.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, February 9, 2012 2:01 PM (Yesterday)

cosign n/a's post. otoh most of the music I listen to is dudes talking about who they're going to kill & with what gas-powered garden tool so glass houses I guess

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:08 PM (Yesterday)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

Aero's got a gun

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:05 (five years ago) Permalink

from the whitney housten rip thread:

would not want to be in a karaoke bar tonight.

― pplains, Sunday, 12 February 2012 01:29 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a modest lol but still a irl lol

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Haha I just came here to post that ^

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 12 February 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

i read that after i had just sat down at one and irl loled.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:42 (five years ago) Permalink

there must be eleven dozen books that use the title palimpsest

― Aimless, Sunday, February 12, 2012 3:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's almost gross

― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Sunday, February 12, 2012 3:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 February 2012 20:10 (five years ago) Permalink

ip law : libertarians :: honey : vegans

― iatee, Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know what they say a libertarian is a vegan whos been covered in honey

― lag∞n, Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 12:24 (five years ago) Permalink

How many old white male guitarists can we get on a stage

― curmudgeon, Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:29 PM (36 seconds ago)

Broken Social Security Scene

― Evan, Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 13:58 (five years ago) Permalink

p good

markers, Monday, 13 February 2012 14:10 (five years ago) Permalink

Do you actually suffocate if all your skin is painted and sealed off from this oxygen-bearing world?

― one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, February 13, 2012 10:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, if at the same time u do not breathe through your mouth/nose

― lag∞n, Monday, February 13, 2012 10:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 15:54 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

J0rdan S., Monday, 13 February 2012 15:55 (five years ago) Permalink

it never clicked with me until now, but looking at that dirty harry pic its clear that harry callahan is the most badass sweater vest-wearer in cinema history

suddenly Santorum makes sense

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, February 13, 2012 10:27 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:32 (five years ago) Permalink

"And then, in early 2012, after ILX did away with the 'Suggest Ban' feature, user CaptainLorax said, in reference to Nicki Minaj, that he 'figured pop stars wouldn't be so ghetto.' It's widely believed that statement swayed public opinion and eventually led to the 'Suggest Ban' feature being reinstated."

― J0rdan S., Monday, February 13, 2012 2:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

holy shit SB went, huh.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Good results so far, voted for Die Hard 3 and Assault on Precinct

― Tuomas, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:54 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh the first one in the series?

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:55 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:46 (five years ago) Permalink

holy shit SB went, huh.

― a hoy hoy, Monday, February 13, 2012 7:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i hadn't even noticed dag

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:58 (five years ago) Permalink

My dad called me this morning and said that "the guy from the Foo Fighters" looked like "the guy from the Chili Peppers" "except with a shirt on."

― jaymc, Monday, February 13, 2012 8:37 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then he hung up.

― jaymc, Monday, February 13, 2012 8:37 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 22:32 (five years ago) Permalink

holy shit SB went, huh.

Not really no, its just been renamed.

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Monday, 13 February 2012 23:24 (five years ago) Permalink

you may be surprised to find that there was a thread about it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Haha :)

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:25 (five years ago) Permalink

otm this is where facists come together and express themselves openly, and nobody judges them, it's a liberating and accepting environment

― iatee, Monday, February 13, 2012 7:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, not that liberating, I guess

― iatee, Monday, February 13, 2012 7:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:31 (five years ago) Permalink

OH "flag post" is "suggest ban"?? I thought it was something to do with Wire

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 11:37 (five years ago) Permalink

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/4541085120_62da5cf0b9.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 11:43 (five years ago) Permalink

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

The Invisible Superstars (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 11:44 (five years ago) Permalink

omggggg

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 11:46 (five years ago) Permalink

You missed the ILX "Wire covers" set then?

Mark G, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 11:48 (five years ago) Permalink

a runnier bunnier Donnie Darko

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 4:58 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 13:36 (five years ago) Permalink

BI is just a dude? I assumed it was a band. lol.

Justin Vernon is the dude's name, Bon Iver is a nom de plume or a band depending on how many people are playing

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, February 13, 2012 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vernon is just his middle name tho, his full name is: Justin Vernon Bieber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo), Monday, February 13, 2012 7:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 00:34 (five years ago) Permalink

I picture someone running around trying to trap Dave Mustaine and he keeps escaping, like a malevolent hateful hyperreligious Schmoo

― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 2:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:29 (five years ago) Permalink

Wait for it . . .

So that other thread is gonna be "I can't be bothered to read thd book but do I ever have PINIONS about what it all means" which is p much my gender theory nightmare.

This is why I don't discuss gender with men any more. Failed experiment, tears before bedtime.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm gonna try and make them read the book and if they don't I'm gonna tie them to a chair and feed them the book one piece at a time. Until I get tired. I get that you've been round this course too many times but I haven't - outside of the sociology of gaming at least - and I'm excited about it, at least for now.

― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:23 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not doing this any more. I'm going back to threads about trees and coastline and Cornish grammar and Radiohead records. :-(

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:23 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk u got sniffy w me for quoting monique wittig. its like also there is not one single syllabus for doing womens studies. there are feminisms.

― judith, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I must've missed it: what book are we talking about?

― jaymc, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"The 100 Greatest Action Films of All Time"

― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 4:28 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:29 (five years ago) Permalink

You missed the ILX "Wire covers" set then?

Not entirely but apparently I never saw the end product's cover! That'd be me basically never reading ILM though I suppose.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Well, it was posted as a link, so it's quite likely few have seen it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:05 (five years ago) Permalink

fwiw this actually seems pretty straightforward but (capricious bolding to follow)

METHODS:
Sixty mature Leghorn* type chickens were chosen and divided into three groups. The 25 chickens in group A were given a weekly dose of 3 mg/kg/week methylprednisolone acetate(1) intramuscularly(2). Four chickens in group B died after the first drug injection and were excluded from the study(3). Therefore, the remaining 21 chickens in group B were additionally given 25 mg/kg/day pentoxifylline(4) intramuscularly(5), along with the steroid medication(6) as given in group A. The ten chickens in group C were not given any injections, as they were accepted as the control group(7). After the sacrifice(8) of the animals at week 14, both femoral heads(9) were taken from each animal. The animals which died along the course of the study also underwent pathological examination(10) but were not a part of the statistical analysis.
RESULTS:
In this study, steroid induced femoral head osteonecrosis(11) has been experimentally observed in chickens after high doses of corticosteroid therapy(12). The chickens were given pentoxifylline in order to prevent the effects of steroid on bones and bone marrow. The results showed that chickens are suitable osteonecrosis models(13), and that steroid causes adipogenesis(14) and necrosis(15) in the bone marrow and the death of the subchondral bone(16).

* lol
1) what the hell is this and why didn't you say what it is and not what it's named
2) this should seem obvious, "intra," "muscularly," but it's still not layperson
3) "excluded from the study" is a meaningful statistical concept, that MIGHT have implications, but this isn't clarified
4) ok waht is it
5) there's that word again
6) so the first one is a steroid medication?
7) is this like being popular
8) my god
9) this is a kind of fish, right
10) staring contest
11) wait is this what you're suggesting is happened? is everything that you described above...this?
12) didn't realize that was especially high
13) osteonecrosis is not for sale!!!!
14) chill wave
15) death metal
16) decemberists album

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, February 16, 2012 2:15 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:29 (five years ago) Permalink

haha beat me

sleeve, Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Anyway technically speaking what TurnItIn probably does when you upload your paper is check a bunch of n-grams (chunks of words a few sentences long) and checks its index for matches. When it finds matches on an improbably long chunk of words, it flags it as plagiarism.
Basically it types in random phrases to google but advanced and automatic.
― tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:02 AM (1 hour ago)

imna reverse engineer it and sell a product that can write papers for people
― iatee, Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:05 AM (1 hour ago)

im gonna sell people chunks of words
― lag∞n, Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:06 AM (1 hour ago)

i will sell them dream words and nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town
― (_()_) (Lamp), Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:17 AM (57 minutes ago)

that does sound like a pretty good business model
― lag∞n, Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:23 AM (52 minutes ago)

at the very least it's better than the groupon business model
― iatee, Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:24 AM (50 minutes ago)

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2012 06:17 (five years ago) Permalink

that's the premise for my romance writer's phrase book, and it was published in 1984!

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

(not the phrasebook i wrote, the phrasebook i HAVE)
it was written by kent and shelton
it is a campy masterpiece of weirdness

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:14 (five years ago) Permalink

Amazon link plz?

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:15 (five years ago) Permalink

gbx's footnotes are amazing. I have lolled.

XP LINK TO THE THREAD GODAMNIT

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:16 (five years ago) Permalink

imna reverse engineer it and sell a product that can write papers for people
― iatee, Thursday, February 16, 2012 5:05 AM (1 hour ago)

This basically exists for lazy and stupid SEO people: http://www.kunocreative.com/blog/bid/71420/What-Black-Hat-Content-Marketing-for-SEO-Looks-Like

It takes existing content, reads and parses it, then spits back out a rewritten version substituting synonyms and similar phrases. If you click through and look at the "rewritten" version compared to the original, it's like "Engrish" to the nth degree.

The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:18 (five years ago) Permalink

holy shit SB went, huh.

Not really no, its just been renamed.

you may be surprised to find that there was a thread about it

I'm surprised; who the fuck would read that thread?

tho glad I mostly kept off the Whitney threads now.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:19 (five years ago) Permalink

i will always sb you

Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:26 (five years ago) Permalink

added to wish list

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:51 (five years ago) Permalink

not to be all self promotey (because there's nothing to promote) but
Invent interesting metaphors and similies for women's romantic novels.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:56 (five years ago) Permalink

r.i.p. the phrase "ban cruising"

can we use "flag waving" now?

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Do we have confirmation on that Onion attribution? Seems too racist for them.

― Three Word Username, Friday, February 17, 2012 7:12 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's from the onion

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, February 17, 2012 7:23 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When?

― Three Word Username, Friday, February 17, 2012 7:29 AM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the onions new spinoff, racist onion

― max, Friday, February 17, 2012 7:30 AM (8 seconds ago)

dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:30 (five years ago) Permalink

lol in part because, why would the Onion be incapable of racism

dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:30 (five years ago) Permalink

Didn't say incapable, it just doesn't seem their style. Would be surprised but not incredulous if it turned out to be from there.

Three Word Username, Friday, 17 February 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

well, google up onion popular baby names and get surprised, then!

getting good with gulags (beachville), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:53 (five years ago) Permalink

racist onion

dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

why you make me cry racist onion...

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 15:07 (five years ago) Permalink

btw have you guys heard that Pitbull single "International Love" where the only places Chris Brown mentions in the chorus are New York City, Los Angeles and Miami, and he sings them like they rhyme with each other? stay in school kids.

― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, February 17, 2012 10:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 15:09 (five years ago) Permalink

if u want to read other racist things on the internet, 8t07mf70nt is full of it

― Mordy, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does that say pitchfork

― bnw, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 06:03 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha I meant to post that one earlier.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 19 February 2012 06:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Edited for brevity. Good long laugh, though.

god. i was dating * briefly * a girl in the fall who was trying to tell me what a great book Fountainhead is.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, February 17, 2012 12:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

She was into the freaky butt stuff, wasn't she

― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:25 (five years ago) Permalink

if mlk were alive today he would def have a laser pointer and a headset and the freakeconomics guys would help him figure out new smartphone apps w/ which we can defeat racism

― iatee, Monday, 20 February 2012 16:34 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 February 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

mlkvalley

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 16:43 (five years ago) Permalink

"I Am The Resurrection And The Life. No Man Comes To the Father Except By Me. Why Isn't There A White History Month? Mom, update my blog, tell them I'm sick"

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:20 (five years ago) Permalink

...perhaps that needed its context to be funny, not sure (racist crazylady on is this racist thread)

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:21 (five years ago) Permalink

that last sentence just slays me

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:49 (five years ago) Permalink

there was one teenager in america who knew who the libertines was, I met him once

― iatee, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:33 (five years ago) Permalink

haha that's the second time I've been excelsiored this week w/ a typo in my post :(

iatee, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:34 (five years ago) Permalink

the libertines might as well just be one person for all I know

Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

in high school, my best friend, whose pedantry remains unparalleled, would have told you that "who the Libertines was" is correct & would happily have explained to you why

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:36 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah I guess it's up in the air but it does sound bad

iatee, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:38 (five years ago) Permalink

if u want to read other racist things on the internet, 8t07mf70nt is full of it

― Mordy, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:42 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does that say pitchfork

― bnw, Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:43 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:49 (five years ago) Permalink

echo..

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:50 (five years ago) Permalink

The cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if Verhoeven agreed to direct the scene naked, which he did.[2]

respect

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahaha "Don't throw me in the briar patch!"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

beautiful

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:31 (five years ago) Permalink

my bad

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:35 (five years ago) Permalink

and i could vote for that awesome vampire movie that is in alaska in the dark in the snow. loved that one.

me too! think it's called 30 days in alaska or something

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 Days of Night

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah that's not it

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 dark days?

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:33 (five years ago) Permalink

The Wicker Man: the game

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:27 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:53 (five years ago) Permalink

that one made my roommate come out and say "clearly something out here is funny"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:16 (five years ago) Permalink

a+ goole

da croupier, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:26 (five years ago) Permalink

dying. DYING.

trivial fursuit (m bison), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:51 (five years ago) Permalink

Terminator 2's "I am keeler robot who awnly shewts to vound" makes it the ideal Obamafan action crapper.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:10 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:11 (five years ago) Permalink

ash wednesday in 2 hours. i've got it marked on my calendar

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:21 (five years ago) Permalink

that's morbius in a pithy, incomprehensible nutshell

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:42 (five years ago) Permalink

xpost

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:42 (five years ago) Permalink

will send u 5000 words 'splainin that, am

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:45 (five years ago) Permalink

lol, no you won't

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:47 (five years ago) Permalink

i wouldn't read it anyhow

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:48 (five years ago) Permalink

he's like a fortune cookie factory staffed entirely by uptight, reactionary lefties

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:51 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, The Nation sucks. got a gift subscription once.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:09 (five years ago) Permalink

i grew up reading the nation but when i try it now it mostly feels very self-righteous and smug. there's usually one or two good articles per issue though.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Okay ams. Go ahead. Poll it again. Poll it again. You're the ace film man, poll it again. It's a simple list, just poll it again. Poll what you say! Poll it again! Poll it again!! Two polls, ballots come through here, polls cancel other out. Oh my? Where'd you learn that?

― omar little, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watercooler challenge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

so peter weller is a doctoral candidate in renaissance art at ucla now apparently. someone i was talking to went to a lecture there on the homoerotics of michelangelo without looking at the name of who was speaking and was kind of surprised to walk in and the guy who is speaking is robocop

― desperado, rough rider (thomp), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 4:33 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:47 (five years ago) Permalink

we've all been there

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:55 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

markers, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:22 (five years ago) Permalink

"Thank you for your co-operation dissertation."

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:24 (five years ago) Permalink

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin' terrorists

― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caught Having Sex

― max, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

melaniegriffithvacuuming.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jamieleecurtischanginghershirt.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We had to take porn where we could get it

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oliverlickinghisballs.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:56 (five years ago) Permalink

^^^ irl lols @ this

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:20 (five years ago) Permalink

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

This = brilliant

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Who are they? The URL doesn't help.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alicia Keys (shame on you, Tuomas) + Gerry Adams (xp)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The pic was taken from the front, that's why I didn't recognize her.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:26 (five years ago) Permalink

L&G, Tuomas in two.

Mark G, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:39 (five years ago) Permalink

A+

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:49 (five years ago) Permalink

should i write an email to deli express asking if they are using free range mechanically separated chickens y/n

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:59 (five years ago) Permalink

can't tell if Tuomas is in humor mode or Tuomas mode

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:12 (2 hours ago) Permalink

THAT'S THE MAGIC

― markers, Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:18 (2 hours ago) Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:13 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:16 (five years ago) Permalink

Schrodinger's Tuomas

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Okay, thanks for explanation. I didn't know she was imprisoned, what did she do?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006.E2.80.9307:_Independent_movies_and_career_interruptions

tl;dr version: alcohol, drugs, everything you can do that is illegal to do while on alcohol and drugs

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not dogsitting, I hope?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:33 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:11 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, The Nation sucks.

high5! centrist jellyfish

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

jellyfish wd be more like high 10 surely?

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:28 (five years ago) Permalink

And then you pee on each other's hands.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:30 (five years ago) Permalink

now were getting somewhere

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:31 (five years ago) Permalink

irl lol

dead-trius (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:33 (five years ago) Permalink

2 party system evolved from jellyfish?

lorem ipsum dolor de estómago (am0n), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

In re: Kreayshawn:

--

she can't even get on gerardo's level yet, dude warranted a weird al parody

― some dude, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (18 minutes ago)

actually weird al might do a good job with Gucci Gucci, maybe something about Charlie Brown like "Snoopy Snoopy" or something....

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (11 minutes ago)

snoopy snoopy lucy lucy patty patty schroeder

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:29 AM

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:36 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:37 (five years ago) Permalink

omar are you gonna do this romcom poll or

― ⚓ (gr8080)

i'll hand the romcom poll off to morbs

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

morbs, if you need advice on how to run it letz cyber chat about it

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:11 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 23 February 2012 19:13 (five years ago) Permalink

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:52 (five years ago) Permalink

ok thats amazing

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:05 (five years ago) Permalink

what thread is that from?

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:12 (five years ago) Permalink

is this racist

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:13 (five years ago) Permalink

thats stellar

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:55 (five years ago) Permalink

just think, one crossed wire and Romneybot could have yanked Santorum's arm clean off

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amputation by sudden snatching.

― clemenza, Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sans-torn-arm

― joygoat, Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

face depalma (stevie), Friday, 24 February 2012 07:53 (five years ago) Permalink

i haven't seen the transformers movies in the theaters but anecdotally what's the gender breakdown in the audience that you guys have seen?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:15 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

65% men, 35% bored

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:17 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 February 2012 13:48 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

this thread is on fyah!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:53 (five years ago) Permalink

(from the action movie poll thread)

love how this thread has petered out into lengthy discussions of Gina Gershon and Cornel West

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Petered out? You mean RAMPED UP!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 24, 2012 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*gina gershon jumps out window, cornel west explodes*

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, February 24, 2012 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

irl lol

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:24 (five years ago) Permalink

top notch

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:33 (five years ago) Permalink

what is ghettohikes oh wait google oh no slowly ghettobackingaway

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, February 24, 2012 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:05 (five years ago) Permalink

ftr, i'm personally very concerned about being put on any race xls lists. my peeps have had bad experience with that.

― Mordy, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:22 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy, I will put you down as "Navajo"

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, February 24, 2012 8:22 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:51 (five years ago) Permalink

man greeks are so fn touchy about everything, like just go to hell for one second and eat some shit, there there, much better, up yours

― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Friday, February 24, 2012 3:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 20:47 (five years ago) Permalink

if only we all had sig others who were fine with having open relationships aka fucking our ex girlfriend rihanna

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 24, 2012 1:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my wife never lets me even hang out with rihanna just to catch up on old times :(

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 1:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 24 February 2012 20:51 (five years ago) Permalink

we could make soccer players wear helmets, also make the soccerball into an olive shape, also let soccer players pick up the ball and throw it

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 February 2012 21:01 (five years ago) Permalink

i like women

― max, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― max, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:35 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even THATCHER?

― unban dictionary (blueski), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

id cripple her economy

― max, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:43 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― horseshoe, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:36 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 February 2012 21:26 (five years ago) Permalink

from the "speak truth to power" thread:

i once broke a tooth in the shower

― brownie, Friday, February 24, 2012 4:37 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

horseshoe, Friday, 24 February 2012 21:45 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

estela, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:49 (five years ago) Permalink

that one was estela catnip

omar little, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:59 (five years ago) Permalink

it was, i even reported it to my ilx report discouraging spouse.

estela, Saturday, 25 February 2012 00:03 (five years ago) Permalink

show me on the message board where he ignores you

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 February 2012 00:14 (five years ago) Permalink

Baseball, no more wooden bats. The best technology only.

― Jeff, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:39 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vampire bats

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:40 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 14:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Brick ba-a-a-a-ts!

nickn, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:26 (five years ago) Permalink

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

LOLling "Is this EXCELSIOR?" thread imo.

Protääsch ta nück (CONGO, M.D.), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:44 (five years ago) Permalink

man this fucking show. i enjoyed quite a bit even though yeah, over-reliance on cliffhangers and twists. but that last episode was just a huge shitshow. that entire scene with brody not exploding that bomb was just painfully terrible: first false alarm, smth's broken in my supercool exploding vest. imma repair it. and just when i'm about to do it for realz, secret service tells me my daughter's on the phone and it's an emergency. you know what else is an emergency fuckheads, an assassination attempt. i almost switched it off then but i thought i'd already watched 12 hours of this so the remaining 30 minutes couldn't be that bad. and yet. it ends with that fucking shock therapy and claire danes connecting the last dots bcz she remembers her good times with brody. fucking hell that was lame as shit.

also, there's one thng that's been bothering me during the entire series. why the fuck does everyone call brody by his last name, including his wife?

― Jibe, Sunday, February 26, 2012 3:35 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's his name, don't were it out

― kinder, Sunday, February 26, 2012 3:42 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Sunday, 26 February 2012 12:46 (five years ago) Permalink

brother cornel is cool as hell and has had a lot of cool shit to say in his career. ― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass)

^^ ntm

he's a professionally useless blowhard ― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist)

^^ ntm

I've seen Cornel from both sides now, as sage and crank, but still somehow, it's West's self-importance I recall. I really can't see West at all.

― Aimless, Sunday, February 26, 2012 1:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 26 February 2012 19:45 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 26 February 2012 20:15 (five years ago) Permalink

why is every fincher film shot in the same disgusting yellow-green haze

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mamma mia

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 27 February 2012 04:38 (five years ago) Permalink

just liked that juxtaposition

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 27 February 2012 04:39 (five years ago) Permalink

From the thoroughly gross 'pet poops' thread:

--

i only feed my dog the finest organic kibble and thus he poops neat little tootsie rolls, no need to wipe

the turtle is much worse, i get projectile shitted-on every time we do shell maintenance

― the late great, Monday, February 27, 2012 9:47 AM (3 hours ago)

snake too, one time he wrapped himself around my wrist and used his strength to whip himself around while shitting, thus slingshot-launching his poop into my face.

― the late great, Monday, February 27, 2012 9:48 AM (3 hours ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 February 2012 21:49 (five years ago) Permalink

okay, that right there is a set of images

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 21:57 (five years ago) Permalink

wtf i come here for the jokes

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Whiney I saw you on TV yesterday. that was weird.

― Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, February 27, 2012 10:00 AM (4 hours ago)

was he on America's Funniest Flubs, Blunders, And Boners? i love that show.

― scott seward, Monday, February 27, 2012 10:01 AM (4 hours ago)

sarahell, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Funniest Boners?

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 07:39 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:37 (five years ago) Permalink

"I appreciate the opportunity to be here and to discuss obviously the number one issue in this campaign and the number one issue here in the state of Michigan, which is the health and state of our economy and what we can do in Washington, D.C., I would put it, to create an atmosphere for our economy to grow, the private sector to grow.

Here in Michigan, you've been through a lot of tough times. I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue. Got happy with the trigger, now I'm on the run. An assassin! We all know that, and it's exciting to see the resurgence of the auto industry here. But over the last four years, Michigan's lost over 140,000 jobs; 250,000 people from Michigan have left the workforce and the unemployment rate is, unfortunately, still higher than the national average. So if you were to ask the question 'Are you better off now than you were four years ago?', for too many people in this state, the answer would still be, 'Wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown.' Don't fuck with me.

I'm going to lay out very quickly my economic plan. And you're going to hear this and you're going to say, 'Well, that's pretty similar to other economic plans' that you've heard from Republicans. Let me do that first, and then let me tell you how we're just a little different from some of the others in this race and how we approach the issue of creating an opportunity where everyone in America can rise.

My father was a priest, cold blooded, he's dead. Hypocrite, he was a bigot, so I cut off his head. Poured on the holy water, 'Bless the dead' is what I said. And heard the demons screaming as his body bled. I also believe in reducing the size of government. That's key. You can't just cut taxes and reduce as a result ... revenues to the federal government without creating a balance by reducing the size of government. And that's important, too -- to remove the regulatory burden from the people of this country.

Now I know you folks here in Michigan have been hearing some things on the television from one of my opponents that I am a big spender. You will find that fairly surprising to the folks who are my colleagues and any objective look at my spending record when I was in Congress, and there was one done just yesterday by the Weekly Standard. Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass. Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass.
I banged it, and banged it, the shit was absurd! Like she was Sporty Spice, and I was some fuckin' nerd. Wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hostile world, and we need to make sure that we are relying upon ourselves and that means we need to create a marketplace where we can compete with everybody around the world. No advantages, just a level playing field. Wicked clown, wicked clown. Wicked clown, wicked clown. Don't fuck with me."
--Rick Santorum, speech to the Detroit Economic Club, 2/18/12

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:15 (five years ago) Permalink

it would be funnier if i wasn't so concerned about how long underratedaerosmith spent putting it together

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:17 (five years ago) Permalink

that is truly a thing of beauty

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:23 (five years ago) Permalink

just on paper, it's great, but i need to hear it performed tbh

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

this...I love it.

aerosmith = hero

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

looooool, I love it

my life is starting over again (Z S), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:49 (five years ago) Permalink

Sheryl Crow will really get to show off her coloratura in that

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:35 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:56 (five years ago) Permalink

had to look it up.

when that poster uses words unknown to me, i have to figure it's either an operatic term or some mysterious part of the female anatomy.

pplains, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

I thought it was something to do with reptiles, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:03 (five years ago) Permalink

oh man, you all haven't seen the video of Sheryl Crow singing a Mozart duet with Pavarotti, have you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P627lL09hwg

this is a soprano/baritone duet being sung by a pop singer and a tenor, fyi

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

LOL

"sheryl crow" and "coloratura" are two words that have a like a totally opposed magnetic resonance

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I had no idea Sheryl Crow was so annoying.

Aimless, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:11 (five years ago) Permalink

huh. i learned something today.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:13 (five years ago) Permalink

She has a pretty weak voice, but she does a better job with it than I would have guessed.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:29 (five years ago) Permalink

she's from Columbia, MO!!

my life is starting over again (Z S), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:28 (five years ago) Permalink

pretty good, sheryl

mac and me (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I know, right? I was very surprised!

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:55 (five years ago) Permalink

like really!

mac and me (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:30 (five years ago) Permalink

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7203/6933170213_eaf360cc29_z.jpg

Can someone explain this to me?

― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 1:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe that's the shirt you get for your baby boy when he bangs a bunch of chicks and writes a book about it?

― tylerw, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 1:29 PM (2 hours ago)

Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:44 (five years ago) Permalink

"I wanted to be a part of that process," he says. "Somehow, that manifested in pig slaughter."

the number of times ive said this to myself

― lag∞n, Monday, February 6, 2012 3:23 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 03:00 (five years ago) Permalink

shows what happens when my US history class runs out of time somewhere between the start of the vietnam war and the year I was born

― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"America left Vietnam, snorted coke at Studio 54, Reagan!"

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 08:59 (five years ago) Permalink

― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg abbs

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 08:59 (five years ago) Permalink

Dina Lohan ‏ @dinalohan
The Lohan woman LOVE Terry Richardson !! Thank you for gracing us with your kindness xo

https://twitter.com/#!/dinalohan/status/173492148556140544

― max, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who calls a penis "kindness"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

face depalma (stevie), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 08:59 (five years ago) Permalink

barbara cartland

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 10:05 (five years ago) Permalink

"Oo, woo-oo woo
oo-oo woo
oo-oo woo oo oo"

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 10:21 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.rockofages.uk.com/stock/1034.jpg

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 10:29 (five years ago) Permalink

public school is kinda horrible imho, if i had the money and the children id send them to private for sure

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what would their names be

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pikachu and voteronpaul

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:30 (five years ago) Permalink

shakey's posts remind me of why browsing the comedy section of any video store is such a dispiriting experience.

― rob, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:41 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey stands around your video store disparaging your choices?

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:42 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:43 (five years ago) Permalink

http://earbuds.popdose.com/bob/TROLL2.jpg

^me after exiting Blockbuster

rob, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:58 (five years ago) Permalink

i choose you voteronpaul

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 21:05 (five years ago) Permalink

dying over here

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 21:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I wonder if there was a Dr. Morbius equivalent in 1940 berating people for liking Bob Hope instead of . . . I don't know, John Bunny.

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:59 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sure he was

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:02 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:04 (five years ago) Permalink

ha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I hope they spend 20 minutes with a Nick Fury origin story, so we can find out how he got his eyepatch.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mail order iirc

― inspector george gentlyfallingblood (c sharp major), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:12 (five years ago) Permalink

special delivery of lol

Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:19 (five years ago) Permalink

forgive me whiney for i am

https://w1.buysub.com/pubs/SM/SPM/6for6issues.jsp?cds_page_id=114163&cds_mag_code=SPM&id=1330573204198&lsid=20602138412022983&vid=2&cds_response_key=I1201NL

linking to a $6 subscription.

might or might not work, considering i just jumped on it.

― NO NUTRITIONAL CONTENT (kelpolaris), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:41 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6 dollar

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6 dollar spin subscription

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 1 March 2012 04:40 (five years ago) Permalink

not what i thought "buysub.com" was for

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:40 (five years ago) Permalink

but aren't they only $5?

sarahell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:42 (five years ago) Permalink

I think there is a span between not being best friends forever and not being able to play together within a studio at the same time and place though.

Then again, it's Blink 182 and not Weather Report, so it's not like they are going to bust into some part that will expand based on the player's interaction or something. So much of that modern rock is just as microprocessed to the nth click and or copied and pasted, it's not like there is any real interaction between the musicians anyway. Not that doing it that way necessarily makes it bad music, but the spontaneous part of the equation is nigh on gone.

― earlnash, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then again, what would Weather Report have sounded like if they had all lived in the same house?

― Mark G, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty much like Enema of the State

― tylerw, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:55 (five years ago) Permalink

"Time to take the 'Kill Romney' strategy to the next level." Time to...actually kill him.

― clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:32 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Note to Homeland Security: this is a message board where we regularly joke around, especially with regards to Mitt Romney. The above post is not intended as advocacy.)

― clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:57 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

allah salam alaikum plan is go

― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 08:59 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2012 14:40 (five years ago) Permalink

so perfect

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:03 (five years ago) Permalink

legume shoots and scores

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:21 (five years ago) Permalink

beautiful

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:23 (five years ago) Permalink

I loved it!

clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:24 (five years ago) Permalink

just called feds on icey

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:24 (five years ago) Permalink

How did I know you have them on speed dial.

dead-trius (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:08 (five years ago) Permalink

i would say "snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers" but he's gotta be at least halfway there already

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:10 (five years ago) Permalink

meet me halfway anytime

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

if i had a twitter i'd say "Andrew Breitbart, PBUH"

― goole, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay two things i've never heard of today.

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Punk Bitch U Hated?

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:35 (five years ago) Permalink

when Dan Savage dies, how many Democrats will reveal that they've been carrying around bags of Santorum in their pockets every day as a tribute

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 1:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wild Flag Post (dan m), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:02 (five years ago) Permalink

no, my son is also named beetbort

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:59 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:10 (five years ago) Permalink

dont try to decontextualize my amazing argument bro

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^a thing that could be awesome to say on cocaine

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:34 (five years ago) Permalink

as someone who taught hs, the idea of wanting to embark on a romantic relationship with a hs student seems totally insane to me.

― Mordy, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exactly

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed, love em and leave em

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:13 (five years ago) Permalink

irl lol

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:14 (five years ago) Permalink

legume on a roll

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:14 (five years ago) Permalink

re the movie "hobo with a shotgun":

it's great film, even better than citizen kane

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not quite as good as citizen kane with a shotgun though

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:17 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:35 (five years ago) Permalink

watching Solid Gold with my father was an odd experience because he would shout "WOO! SHAKE IT!" at the Solid Gold Dancers and I would always think to myself "they can't hear you"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, March 1, 2012

mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:35 (five years ago) Permalink

i take what you're saying to a point, pf, but wd argue that the fact that wealthy people can also be the victim of racism doesn't mean that there's a hierarchy in which inequalities of wealth somehow trump inequalities of race (or gender or sexuality or etc). the inequalities form a complex web, and whilst not much is served by us at a distance arguing about the finer points of whether somebody's behaviour is racist or not, what we're really discussing is much closer to home and all of our lives - the society we live in and that we want to construct, i guess.

btw John Terry is a cunt

― Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah meant to say

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is.

― the pinefox, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

caek, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:33 (five years ago) Permalink

I was pumping gas last night and a guy at an adjacent pump asked me "so who ya voting for? newt?" I was kind of dumbstruck as to why anyone would ask a complete stranger who they're voting for in the GOP primaries.

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:11 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy might have been Newt in a wig fwiw

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:12 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

ha

Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:20 (five years ago) Permalink

i love Looney Toons to death but i think i'd feel weird about figuring out where they fit on my ballot and leave them out -- still on the fence on whether i'll even include any animated features

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ hero imo

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't like to use the word hero lightly, but yes, i guess i am a hero

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:42 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Smith... Frobisher Smith. (Viceroy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:47 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

iatee, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

the context of the handful of posts before/after those is what makes it imo

some dude, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

That's almost a Jack Handey quote.

pplains, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm happily married, in love with my wife, secure in growing older, but if my wife said "Oh, by the way Honey, I'm inviting the cheerleading squad over to our house for a sleepover this weekend," my reply would likely be something along the lines of "That sounds great. If you need anything, I'll be in Tunica County, Mississippi."

― pplains, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little do you know... this weekend, tunica county is hosting the largest cheerleading convention in the country

― max, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:29 (five years ago) Permalink

you should get an extra vote and a free car if you have killed someone with your virginity

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 2 March 2012 20:04 (five years ago) Permalink

lol, read that as "tote" and prefer it that way

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i think reaching out to a white audience is a good change for spin

― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:58 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

the reason "tumblr whites" is classic is because it's such a horribly clueless continuation of the Why do white people criticize one another for being white? bullshit people as smart as whiney should've gotten over a no;;opm uears agp

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"a no;;opm uears agp" is the way they say "a million years ago" in the future btw

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah, Esperanto

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pinterest esperanto

― lag∞n, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:45 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Friday, 2 March 2012 22:37 (five years ago) Permalink

have you guys seen the sequel

― lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:24 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blade runner 2 electric sheepaloo?

― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:25 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:43 (five years ago) Permalink

people are still doing that joke eh?

Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 14:23 (five years ago) Permalink

doin that joke 2: electric fuckutoo

q: are we not women? a: we are divas! (m bison), Sunday, 4 March 2012 14:26 (five years ago) Permalink

its funny tho because electric sheepaloo actually refers to something

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:16 (five years ago) Permalink

a superior example of the form no doubt

Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:16 (five years ago) Permalink

the way this developed is p. amazing, number none the utd fan going from 'performance of champions' to...

cuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not unlucky there. Just a bit of crap defending.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

United finally have the goal their first half dominance merited

― Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was so so predictable after 45 minutes of largely unthreatening dominance. United will come back several times stronger in the second half.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuuuuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half rest of the season

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah if we're in fourth by the end of this month I'll be overjoyed

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of champions

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cunts fuckn cunts fuck them fuck those other cunts fuckin cuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

refs a cunt friedel's fuckin made a cunt of it, walker's not cunting done it and cunt it any cunt but that cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rafael needs to come on though cos Jones is looking good for a red. It's come to something when i'm recommending Rafael as a safe option

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're utd nobody's gonna send ye off cos everyone's a cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just looked at United's run-in. With the exception of City away on April 30th, it's piss easy. If they win this one and are still within a couple of points of City by next month that fixture's going to be absolutely massive.

Cunts obv.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:11 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of cunts

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:06 (five years ago) Permalink

u guys sure like the c-word a lot, huh

Mordy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:12 (five years ago) Permalink

the irish man, the irish.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:15 (five years ago) Permalink

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah apart from lolworthy excess of the cnutword I didnt understand a bar of that one.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:23 (five years ago) Permalink

I just assume if I see the word cunt in excelsior, the subject is incomprehensible foreign sports.

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:25 (five years ago) Permalink

^^about rubgy probably, not even clicking

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:41 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Well it possibly involves ball-crushing

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 02:01 (five years ago) Permalink

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

There's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior threads that's incomprehensible to non-Americans, so I don't see why the Brits can't post their incomprehensible stuff too?

Tuomas, Monday, 5 March 2012 11:21 (five years ago) Permalink

hey there's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior that's comprehensible but not funny too.

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 11:26 (five years ago) Permalink

you know what's really great? when we all argue for ages about whether something's excelsiorable or not. nothing makes me laugh harder or longer.

face depalma (stevie), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:08 (five years ago) Permalink

i am happy to see Tuomas defending the posting of things that are incomprehensible

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:22 (five years ago) Permalink

think of it as a production meeting for the forthcoming Cafepress book xp

Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:27 (five years ago) Permalink

if a few people had stamped on the unfunny sooner, that book cd've been a bestseller

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:29 (five years ago) Permalink

Not sure what is up with you people and this "iPad laptop" thing.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw they already made that and it's called an iPad. You just have to buy one of the many cases that has an attached keyboard or the keyboard dock

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure I told you guys that adding a wireless keyboard to an iPad is packed with win xp

― Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd think they'd pack in windows 8

― Nhex, Monday, 5 March 2012 03:45 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

James Mitchell, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:31 (five years ago) Permalink

nice.

love in der club of gore (c sharp major), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:11 (five years ago) Permalink

nhex bringing next level

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:54 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:38 (five years ago) Permalink

arseen wengah 'aving a go
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17261746

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:18 (five years ago) Permalink

rong fred innit me china

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:18 (five years ago) Permalink

Looney Runes

^ some good outtakes on this Zep boot.

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, March 5, 2012 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:41 (five years ago) Permalink

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:41 (five years ago) Permalink

I only know the one song by Al Green.

― beachville, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:10 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

harsh

― Humperdin C.K. (seandalai), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that song is a cover of Taco's "Puttin' on the Ritz"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:04 (five years ago) Permalink

^ahahahaha

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:08 (five years ago) Permalink

is this old? i can't believe this is real. sorry, don't usually post facebook lolz on here

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422627_384373131573016_117982368212095_1543899_321217585_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:35 (five years ago) Permalink

but it did make me laugh...

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (five years ago) Permalink

photoshopped, but excellent nonetheless.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (five years ago) Permalink

oh it is! okay, yeah, it seemed too good to be true.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:38 (five years ago) Permalink

i do like the idea of calling him r-money though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:40 (five years ago) Permalink

r-money grip

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:40 (five years ago) Permalink

where my dogs at

on the roof

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:42 (five years ago) Permalink

ahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:43 (five years ago) Permalink

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:44 (five years ago) Permalink

He's pretty cool, but I support him more for his dreamy qualities

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Dude should just embrace who he is: R-Money

Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:08 (five years ago) Permalink

r-money of the spheres

tanuki, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's really sad when dude gets to 'riffing' while still grimly on-message

some dude, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

wrong thread

lil kink (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:04 (five years ago) Permalink

from the "found porn in the woods thread":


I remember finding one where rain/exposure had shifted the dyes such that everyone had turned green. Just Hulks and She-Hulks all over the place.

― bentelec, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:02 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would smash hulk

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:07 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

nickn, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:06 (five years ago) Permalink

i think i hulk would smash as a SN at one point.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:07 (five years ago) Permalink

see also:
- ihop
- that stripey gum with the horses

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:06 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i just realized thats probably a zebra

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:06 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:07 (five years ago) Permalink

But sort of back on topic, one of my colleagues (who is black) told me last week that her son's school requires him to keep his hair at least two inches long???!!! Like, there's a school rule about it. And of course her son HATES this with a burning white-hot hate because hair that long is..... not exactly in among the London yoot

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg, is that an anti-skinhead rule?

lololololololololol

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

id guess its a prep school pleb-phobe thing?

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or can state schools make inane rules too idk

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He doesn't go to prep school, so it's not that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if yr childs hair is less than 2" long then it means u are currently glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

face depalma (stevie), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:49 (five years ago) Permalink

state schools live to make inane rules dude

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:50 (five years ago) Permalink

oh god I mean yeah, cmon.

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 09:29 (five years ago) Permalink

http://mymdna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dna_strand_sm.gif

― Eric H., Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

I don't even want to know what's happening back there

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like opening the Necromonicon.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 10:04 (five years ago) Permalink

if yr childs hair is less than 2" long then it means u are currently glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub

I can't begin to decipher this. Glassing a nonce? Estate pub?

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:16 (five years ago) Permalink

"glassing" = to hit somebody in the face with a beer glass, often broken
"nonce" = a suspected paedophile, or possibly somebody with a secondary education
"estate pub" = rough-house bar found in the midst of the UK's project housing

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:18 (five years ago) Permalink

should've known that translating all the words wouldn't explain anything. why does having a kid with longer hair mean that you're 'glassing' a 'nonce' in an 'estate pub?'

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:24 (five years ago) Permalink

I thought it was a skinhead joke

tanuki, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:24 (five years ago) Permalink

very short hair being a signifier of proletarian/underclass upbringing

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:25 (five years ago) Permalink

The Tyranny of (British) Humour

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Wow! Very different from what I imagined, which was doing something (glassing?) with or to a dandy in private or fancy pub.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:27 (five years ago) Permalink

"estate" = council estate = what you guys call projects

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:28 (five years ago) Permalink

but yeah confusingly "estate" also connotes some rich dudes country house and 10,000 acres

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:28 (five years ago) Permalink

no britisher outside of a 19th century novel really thinks of "estate" in the latter sense tho

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:30 (five years ago) Permalink

why does having a kid with longer hair mean that you're 'glassing' a 'nonce' in an 'estate pub?'

Shorter.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:36 (five years ago) Permalink

why does having a kid w

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:37 (five years ago) Permalink

fwiw i thought that whole thing was pretty funny

max, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:38 (five years ago) Permalink

what nakh was hilariously suggesting was that if your child has hair less the 2"s long (as banned by tracer's friend's school) the suggestion is that said child is likely to be found in a low-class drinking establishment pulverising someone who has the temerity to be a child-molester/university graduate/softlad (delete as appropriate). that's the explanation though i doubt that'll make it funnier for you. it made me laff a tonne though, QED.

xp max gets it

face depalma (stevie), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:40 (five years ago) Permalink

what nakh was hilariously suggesting was that if your child has hair less the 2"s long (as banned by tracer's friend's school) the suggestion is that said child is likely to be found in a low-class drinking establishment

Not the child, you.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:42 (five years ago) Permalink

it's actually the parent that's doing the glassing to be completely accurate and remove the last trace of humour from the post

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:43 (five years ago) Permalink

what Tuomas said

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:43 (five years ago) Permalink

yo guys, this has been enlightening. do ilx american posters ever/often post sentences/jokes that are incomprehensible to britishers, or is this strictly a phenomenon going in the other direction?

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:49 (five years ago) Permalink

not quite the same but
http://www.youtube.com/embed/eVFavnzXK9Q

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:52 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/eVFavnzXK9Q

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:52 (five years ago) Permalink

what nakh was hilariously suggesting was that if your child has hair less the 2"s long (as banned by tracer's friend's school) the suggestion is that said child is likely to be found in a low-class drinking establishment

Not the child, you.

wtf that's not funny

face depalma (stevie), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:04 (five years ago) Permalink

And the circle is complete

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:07 (five years ago) Permalink

yo guys, this has been enlightening. do ilx american posters ever/often post sentences/jokes that are incomprehensible to britishers, or is this strictly a phenomenon going in the other direction?

I wondered that too.

In the USA, "estate" only connotes money and aristocracy. Though I did know what "council estate" meant (sound exactly the opposite of what it means IMO).

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Also didn't realize short hair = rude boy (did I use that right?) or chav or wote'er.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:23 (five years ago) Permalink

Pretty much assume anything referencing housing or schooling in the UK is probably the opposite of what it sounds like, except for the times when it's exactly as you assume.

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:24 (five years ago) Permalink

otoh "project" in the uk just means .. i dunno? outlandish fantasies that are doomed to failure?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:27 (five years ago) Permalink

something 100 people are employed to not do anything in the name of?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:28 (five years ago) Permalink

it's ok, project housing was mostly outlandish fantasies doomed to failure, too

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:29 (five years ago) Permalink

i would say there's less chance of a UK poster not understanding a US reference considering the prevalence of american tv and pop culture in general

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:33 (five years ago) Permalink

skip to 7 minutes in on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oEaYnm9Fk

face depalma (stevie), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

otoh "project" in the uk just means .. i dunno? outlandish fantasies that are doomed to failure?

^^ haha UK can't-do attitude!

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

i would say there's less chance of a UK poster not understanding a US reference considering the prevalence of american tv and pop culture in general

yeah also google

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:37 (five years ago) Permalink

which only works in us contents

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:39 (five years ago) Permalink

To be fair, "council estate" got shortened to "estate" and if you google "british estate" you sure don't get the right thing.

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:41 (five years ago) Permalink

let's not even start on "public schools"

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:42 (five years ago) Permalink

To be fair, "council estate" got shortened to "estate" and if you google "british estate" you sure don't get the right thing.

... or do you?

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:42 (five years ago) Permalink

I have always assumed that nonce was just a variant on ponce.

beachville, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:45 (five years ago) Permalink

link includes google.co.uk, refuse to acknowledge

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:47 (five years ago) Permalink

"ponce" originally meant a pimp, then came to mean "a gay or camp man", "nonce" comes from "nonsense" and originally referred to sexual offenders in general, is still often used that way but generally connotes "a chester" in 2012

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:47 (five years ago) Permalink

"glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub" gives altogether a much clearer result

https://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=glassing+a+suspected+nonce+in+an+estate+pub

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:47 (five years ago) Permalink

"ponce" and "nonce" still used interchangeably but the former is losing currency in general i think

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:49 (five years ago) Permalink

http://septicscompanion.com/

this is actually pretty accurate

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:50 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a theory that nonce is a prison-derived acronym - not on normal communal exercise

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:51 (five years ago) Permalink

"ponce" and "nonce" still used interchangeably but the former is losing currency in general i think

the de Leon family heaves a sigh of relief

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:52 (five years ago) Permalink

xp that stuff always sounds like a retronym to me, altho "non-specific" rings truer

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:53 (five years ago) Permalink

the first word particularly helpful??
http://septicscompanion.com/word.php?w=abseil

i ain't alf gonna abseil later with 'er indoors innit me old china.

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, it sounds a bit too clumsy to be right - the 'normal' is surely redundant xp

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:55 (five years ago) Permalink

idk how useful this is when it seems ppl found it unclear even with the idiomatic terms explained

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:56 (five years ago) Permalink

I dunno, they get to exercise communally with other inmates also not on normal etc.

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

I thought I was setting someone up for a tasteless "fountain of youth" joke, but I guess I was wrong.

beachville, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:00 (five years ago) Permalink

nonce sense

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:03 (five years ago) Permalink

the worst of the senses

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:08 (five years ago) Permalink

Wait, what's a chester?

Which British television series currently available in the US do you recommend non-Brits watch to help us understand your jokes and foster stronger international relations?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:44 (five years ago) Permalink

Downton Abbey?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:44 (five years ago) Permalink

chester -> molester I would think

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:48 (five years ago) Permalink

I saw some porn in a hedgerow while out cycling at the weekend! Good times.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 2:13 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so THAT was the bustle Led Zep were singing about...

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 2:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:50 (five years ago) Permalink

"in the USA, "estate" only connotes money and aristocracy."

i think to most people in the u.s. it connotes death! cuz that's when you have to settle someone's estate and all that. you know, estate planning and all that. but not just for rich people. one of my fave things to do is go to estate sales. but these are not usually rich people's houses either. it just means whatever someone owns here.

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:57 (five years ago) Permalink

but, obviously still connected with money...just in a different way.

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:58 (five years ago) Permalink

chester -> molester I would think

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 10:48 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Specifically CHild molESTER.

beachville, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:08 (five years ago) Permalink

rhyming slang is so confusing

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:21 (five years ago) Permalink

I think it's an American term! I learned about it on Springer.

beachville, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:23 (five years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_the_Molester

brownie, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:29 (five years ago) Permalink

wow, i didn't know about the prison thing with that guy. kind of the worst cartoon ever though. maybe should have just gone to prison for being so unfunny.

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

well 'his conviction was overturned on the grounds that his conviction violated the First Amendment because it was based, in part, on his comic strip.'

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:36 (five years ago) Permalink

weird. wonder what the deal was?

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Am I parsing this correctly? His comic strip was evidence used to convict this dude of molesting his daughter and his conviction was overturned on First Amendment grounds?

So, if I manage to publish a bunch of cartoons about robbing banks, I can rob a bank?

I don't get that at all. It's one thing if the argument was that the daughter fabricated scenarios based on stuff she saw in the cartoons, or if the assumption was that he must be a molester in order to draw the cartoon, but I don't see how the First Amendment ties into either of those scenarios...?

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

I would imagine that the cartoons were somehow referenced during the trial, which isn't kosher?

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

But if he put shit that he did in the cartoons, how could they NOT be submitted as evidence?

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:43 (five years ago) Permalink

because using an artist's ART against them in a trial about their real world actions is unconscionable and sets a dangerous precedent?

some dude, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

It's more like the fact that you can draw a million bank robber cartoons, but if you're on trial for robbing a bank they can't really use those as evidence unless there's a clear link.

On preview, that would be the clear link, right? Even so, that's kind of a slippery slope because by introducing a presumably fictional account, you're showing material that a false account could be based on.

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

check the references in the wiki dudes

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

reference is blocked by my company

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

there are a few reasons why the cartoons might be inadmissible under evidence law, but I don't think the first amendment is one of them.

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

So I guess the court would have a hard time making a conviction stick if Stephen King turned into a car and killed some people.

Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

there are a few reasons why the cartoons might be inadmissible under evidence law, but I don't think the first amendment is one of them.

This is what I was thinking.

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:47 (five years ago) Permalink

guys they sent him to jail for drawing a v unfunny cartoon and thats somehow against the constitution or w/e idk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:47 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm guessing the wiki article is not adequately or accurately explaining the overturning of the conviction. Just a hunch.

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

lag∞n otm

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

now can we go after that xkcd guy?

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

I would imagine that what they mean is

1) One or more of the counts of his conviction were based directly on the comic strip, i.e. he was convicted of drawing the comic strip

2) As for actually molestation of his daughter, the comic strip was inadmissible as evidence

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:49 (five years ago) Permalink

It basically says it was overturned due to the DA's apparent prejudice and that 3000 of his cartoons were used in evidence. It also says his daughter was a "suicidal cocaine addict" but that's on slightly shakier ground

Number None, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Permalink

what the hell is going on? this doesn't seem like lols

the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:51 (five years ago) Permalink

Like I said upthread, I get it if the sole evidence that he molested his daughter was "he draws a cartoon about molesting women"; I'm operating under the possibly unreasonable assumption that the prosecution went to trial with more evidence than just that.

xp: thx to esteemed ILX lawyer Hurting2 for better explaining my bewliderment; my assumption was that no competent prosecuting attorney would bring up the cartoons without an actual link, like say matching an instance of the daughter's abuse to a scenario drawn in the cartoon (which should be easy to defend against anyway regardless of 1st Amendement concerns)

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:53 (five years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of bad attorneys who might take the easy road to slam dunk a case against a larry flynt employee

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 16:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Might depend on the state, but generally I don't think you could use "He draws a cartoon about molesting women" as evidence of molestation even if you had a lot of other evidence of the molestation. One exception might be if he had drawn a cartoon depicting a specific incident that had already happened -- you might be able to get it admitted as an "admission" by the defendant. Or similarly if it depicted a plan to carry out molestation in a specific way. But I think it would have to be more than just a similar scenario. There might be other ways to get such a thing admitted that I'm not thinking of - there are a bajillion hearsay exceptions.

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:01 (five years ago) Permalink

this thread is going way off topic

Moodles, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:02 (five years ago) Permalink

cool excelsior thread so far

max, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:02 (five years ago) Permalink

come for the laughs, stay for the discussion of child molestation

the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

it's like a metaphor for life

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:07 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm imagining the law & order courtroom proceedings:

"objection! the cartoons are not relevant to the charges against my client."
"the cartoons speak directly to the defendant's state of mind, your honor"
"hm... i'll allow it. but tread carefully, mr. mccoy."

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

iirc Chester the Molester was basically Hustler's answer to the New Yorker cartoons.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:38 (five years ago) Permalink

loooool

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:39 (five years ago) Permalink

Christ, what an asshole would probably work for those too

rob, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

ew

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

CHESTER CHESTER CHILD MOLESTER

so much fun to say out loud, seriously you guys are way overthinking this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:15 (five years ago) Permalink

"seriously you guys are way overthinking this"

hi dere ilx.

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:27 (five years ago) Permalink

irl lol from the current WDYLL:

you are TOTES steampunk, E

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl)

Oh, great.

― wolf kabob (ENBB)

Now you need a steel hotair balloon and a patchwork leather overcoat. And a silly bicycle.

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl)

Aimless, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:29 (five years ago) Permalink

http://laist.com/2011/04/22/gang_members_tattoo_depicting_crime.php

An interesting tattoo can definitely be a conversation starter, but for one gang member, it proved to be the key to determining he was the perp in a cold case murder. The tattoo, seen in 2008 by Los Angeles County Sheriff's Homicide Detective Sergeant Kevin Lloyd in a photograph of gang member Anthony Garcia, depicted a shooting outside a liquor store.

Recognizing the image as the scene of a 2004 murder he was familiar with from a past post as a sergeant at Pico Rivera Sheriff's Station, Lloyd initiated an effort to apprehend Garcia, whose tattoo made him a prime suspect.

The tattoo showed a victim being shot outside a Pico Rivera liquor store by a hovering helicopter; the victim is a "peanut man," making him a rival gang member to Garcia, whose nickname is "Chopper." Details from the tattoo match the real life scene of the murder of 23-year-old John Juarez. "The direction that the shots were actually fired matched those in the tattoo," explain the LASD.

Garcia was arrested in October 2008, and he confessed to the crime while in custody.

Anthony Garcia was booked that day for murder. On Wednesday, April 20, 2011, Garcia was convicted by a jury of first degree murder with gang enhancements. He faces sentencing on May 19, 2011, in Norwalk Superior Court.

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:29 (five years ago) Permalink

Did you see the follow-up to that story? His dad and two of his girlfriends recently got busted for arranging to get unemployment checks for him while he was in jail from beforehand.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:32 (five years ago) Permalink

my assumption was that no competent prosecuting attorney would bring up the cartoons without an actual link

Sadly, your assumption is perhaps not justified by actual practice.

Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:32 (five years ago) Permalink

wrong thread, omar??

Aimless, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Well, it's germane to the derail

Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

tattooing pictures of federal crimes you've committed onto your own body is some hardcore shit

Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:36 (five years ago) Permalink

I miss the Excelsior thread. RIP.

Aimless, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:37 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah more c-words

bron paul (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:41 (five years ago) Permalink

here's a good one:

who was it who had the whole rant about how many weird layers of abstraction there are in muppet babies? like...it's a cartoon version, of baby versions, of puppet versions of various species of animals? it really is pretty fucked up

― some dude, Wednesday, March 7, 2012 5:30 PM (1 hour ago)

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:43 (five years ago) Permalink

I miss the Excelsior thread. RIP.

― Aimless, Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:44 (five years ago) Permalink

the excelsior has always been the worst

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:45 (five years ago) Permalink

What's the song in which the guy fucks a girl in the ass and calls it art?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:04 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thunder Road

― the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.)

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:46 (five years ago) Permalink

lol i sw that ned, i also noticed he was collecting nearly the max amount of unemployment, which makes me wonder what level of taxable income he had.

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

His dad and two of his girlfriends recently got busted for arranging to get unemployment checks for him while he was in jail from beforehand.

can't wait to see a tattoo of this

silverfish, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:01 (five years ago) Permalink

just my luck that I get excelsiored twice in one day in the middle of a bloody derail

;_;

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:22 (five years ago) Permalink

"two of his girlfriends"?

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:44 (five years ago) Permalink

9.4mm thick, 1.4 pounds

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a weirdly shaped penis

― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 1:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

or an incredibly dense one

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:11 (five years ago) Permalink

"two of his girlfriends"?

Read on:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/convicted-killer-unemployment.html

The father and two girlfriends of 26-year-old Anthony Garcia, who is serving a 65-years-to-life sentence for murder, are accused of burglary, false statements and conspiracy to commit grand theft, according to prosecutors. Juan Garcia, 47, Sandra Jaimez, 45, and Cynthia Limas, 25, are due to appear in a Whittier court for arraignment Monday, prosecutors said.

No new charges were filed against the younger Garcia, who confessed to the 2004 murder outside a Pico Rivera liquor store after an investigator recognized the scene on his tattoo four years later. He is being held in Men’s Central Jail, according to the sheriff department’s inmate system.

The three defendants are accused of cashing checks from October 2008 to August 2010, and filing change of address forms on Anthony Garcia’s behalf, according to prosecutors. Some of the money was deposited to his jail account and also shared with other gang members, prosecutors said.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:18 (five years ago) Permalink

So I guess the court would have a hard time making a conviction stick if Stephen King turned into a car and killed some people.

― Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, March 8, 2012 3:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dying @ this

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 23:23 (five years ago) Permalink

same dude also once got pulled over for a ticket and watched the cop who pulled him over get run over by a truck

again, not "porn"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Did that mean he wasn't cited?

― Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Wednesday, March 7, 2012

that was the exact same question we asked

they mailed the citation to his home address

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, March 7, 2012

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:03 (five years ago) Permalink

"I went on a date with an otherwise cute girl who wore a "Trogdor the Burninator" shirt and said at least one 4chan meme to me, unprompted, out loud."

THIS DOES NOT SOUND WEIRD IT SOUNDS AWESOME

― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, March 8, 2012 5:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if that 4chan meme was you gonna get raped

― some crap (electricsound), Thursday, March 8, 2012 5:52 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Thursday, 8 March 2012 06:08 (five years ago) Permalink

A new friend (who seems to have lived a full and merry life, and who I look forward to dining out on the stories of) was telling me recently about a wedding where a fight broke out during the first dance, as it became apparent that the wife had been promised a wedding night threesome with the best man, a fact that the groom had not as yet been able to find the time to mention to him.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 8 March 2012 14:53 (five years ago) Permalink

hooooly shit

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:31 (five years ago) Permalink

I...I'm just going to gape at that for a bit.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:39 (five years ago) Permalink

haunting

an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:46 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm just going to gape at that for a bit.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont think youre the one doing the gaping there

wham city bitch, wham wham city bitch (some dude) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:48 (five years ago) Permalink

But who was fighting whom?

StanM, Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:51 (five years ago) Permalink

The groom and the bride's dad.

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

About whether he could make it a foursome? Who knew he liked the best man that much.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

see I just spent ten minutes resisting that joke

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

Fools rush in.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

(ponders the full implications of Ned's allusion in regard to DJP)

Aimless, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:02 (five years ago) Permalink

i dont think youre the one doing the gaping there

oh i get it EWWW

an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:34 (five years ago) Permalink

yes, unthanking you, whiney

contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

The Lone Ranger is on my WS list.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:54 PM (14 minutes ago)

Why did I just write that?

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:54 PM (14 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:09 (five years ago) Permalink

whois "lag∞n", is that a name change

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:41 (five years ago) Permalink

icey

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:42 (five years ago) Permalink

My understanding is the fight was threeway - first bride against groom for not telling the best man, then best man against groom from the same reason, then bride against best man for not rushing in.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:12 (five years ago) Permalink

wedding of the year imo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:15 (five years ago) Permalink

we had a wedding at the hotel i used to work at where the bride bragged to one of the banquet waiters that she "got a number from a cuite", even going so far as to pull the scrap of paper out of her bra to show the waiter

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:28 (five years ago) Permalink

lol nicole!

scott seward, Friday, 9 March 2012 00:19 (five years ago) Permalink

Wait so whos idea was the 3some, the bride?

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:23 (five years ago) Permalink

that's what I'm getting from the story

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:42 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah that story is vague as fuck

wham city bitch, wham wham city bitch (some dude) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:42 (five years ago) Permalink

seems like the groom suggested it, the bride was excited, they thought the best man would be pleasantly surprised, instead he was unpleasantly surprised, the groom was insulted, the pairing started scuffling, the father of the bride was like "what's all this about boys" and felt the whole thing was a dishonor on his daughter when he found out the truth, and then having had it all made public the bride, angry and publicly humiliated, went ham on the rejecting best man

its all implied but its all there imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 00:46 (five years ago) Permalink

though yeah whether it was groom or bride's suggestion is hard to read

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 00:46 (five years ago) Permalink

seemed like the bride's to me

still tho why would you not want to do that like slightly before or after the wedding

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:47 (five years ago) Permalink

I mean dude's still gonna be around to bone later when your family's not all there right

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:48 (five years ago) Permalink

exactly

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:49 (five years ago) Permalink

dunno if they had a wedding to celebrate the momentous day of their threesome they probably felt it was pretty important

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:53 (five years ago) Permalink

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Sorry for being unclear - as I understand it (and I'm not claiming that I asked for this specific detail when I was told the story), the threesome was the bride's idea, which probably explains the groom's relutance to bring it up with the best man.

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:24 (five years ago) Permalink

I would apologise for bringing the Excelsior thread to a screeching halt but, you know...

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:24 (five years ago) Permalink

at least it's not a hundred or so posts about muppet babies

sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:25 (five years ago) Permalink

amen to that.

scott seward, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:28 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.koool.com/life/details/wedding_trio.jpg

pplains, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:41 (five years ago) Permalink

Also of course this turned up on www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=47&threadid=91408

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:05 (five years ago) Permalink

Now, why didn't that work?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:05 (five years ago) Permalink

Sorry for being unclear - as I understand it (and I'm not claiming that I asked for this specific detail when I was told the story), the threesome was the bride's idea, which probably explains the groom's relutance to bring it up with the best man.

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:24 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still don't know why this would cause a fight between anyone?

kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:07 (five years ago) Permalink

NO I WILL NOT FUCK YOUR WIFE IM GONNA HIT YOU NOW

?

kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:07 (five years ago) Permalink

"I told you I would take care of EVERYTHING at this wedding! All you had to do was book the DJ and ask the best man to engage in a Devil's Threesome!"

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:10 (five years ago) Permalink

I still don't know why this would cause a fight between anyone?

― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 2:07 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they thought the best man would be pleasantly surprised, instead he was unpleasantly surprised, the groom was insulted, the pairing started scuffling, the father of the bride was like "what's all this about boys" and felt the whole thing was a dishonor on his daughter when he found out the truth, and then having had it all made public the bride, angry and publicly humiliated, went ham on the rejecting best man

its all implied but its all there imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 9, 2012 12:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:15 (five years ago) Permalink

no one mentioned the father of the bride, hoos. dont turn this into wedding slash/fic

kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:16 (five years ago) Permalink

no one could agree on ground rules to deal with sword crossing possibilities

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:18 (five years ago) Permalink

short story material

Aimless, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:18 (five years ago) Permalink

"The Spitroast of the Magi"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:26 (five years ago) Permalink

"may the best man win"

estela, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:35 (five years ago) Permalink

Change the names to Edward, Bella and Jacob and you've got yourself a bestseller

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:36 (five years ago) Permalink

struck by another man best

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Where was the Muppet Babies derail?

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:47 (five years ago) Permalink

comedy poll thread iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:49 (five years ago) Permalink

truth bombs thread

Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:50 (five years ago) Permalink

have they taken over everything

Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Friday, 9 March 2012 02:50 (five years ago) Permalink

muppet anchor babies

rob, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:51 (five years ago) Permalink

muppet babies thread
muppet adults thread
everything

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:52 (five years ago) Permalink

funny, when I was a best man I got told to go fuck myself....

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:57 (five years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxxpost

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 9 March 2012 02:57 (five years ago) Permalink

what is happening now

Lamp, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Idk I went over to the truth bombs thread and its all about how old you are

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:07 (five years ago) Permalink

muppets
fucking
fucking muppets
muppets fucking

Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:08 (five years ago) Permalink

Also wedding night threesomes and the reception brawls they inspire

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:08 (five years ago) Permalink

oh wait, i thought the wedding you guys were talking about was in muppets take manhattan

Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:11 (five years ago) Permalink

Kermit-Piggy-Gonzo

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:12 (five years ago) Permalink

forks working on a weird SEO angle there

rob, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:13 (five years ago) Permalink

It used to freak me out to imagine romantic couple Kermit and Miss Piggy kissing as their mouths are such different dimensions.

Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:13 (five years ago) Permalink

"may the best man win"

― estela, Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I mean, I am in the right thread for reposting that, right?

pplains, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:14 (five years ago) Permalink

But who was fighting whom?

― StanM, Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The groom and the bride's dad.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

About whether he could make it a foursome? Who knew he liked the best man that much.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see I just spent ten minutes resisting that joke

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^ djp bringin the contextually-appropriate display name

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:15 (five years ago) Permalink

excelsiored from the excelsior thread, doesn't that create a wormhole or something?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:16 (five years ago) Permalink

transported back to before ILX began

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:17 (five years ago) Permalink

I think that was just me going "Well SOMEONE needs to invent a space."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:21 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:40 (five years ago) Permalink

There is the theory of the Morbius, that time becomes a loop....

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:44 (five years ago) Permalink

Devil's Threesome!

can I just mention that this phrase really annoys me, it's like super heterosexist

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:21 (five years ago) Permalink

Plus everyone knows the devil has a bifurcated cock, eliminating the need for a threesome.

Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:23 (five years ago) Permalink

silby, Do you imagine characters in a massively cliché scenario in which a woman who has taken care of every aspect of her wedding is yelling at the man for not living up to the comparatively tiny responsibilities he's been given to care about heterosexist terms?

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:28 (five years ago) Permalink

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

this seems like an extremely good idea, tbh. you know, like a soothing balm for the tainted virtue of our time. a way to restore some of the "first time" terror and splendor of our feral grandparents' wedding nights, rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet.

contenderizer, Friday, 9 March 2012 04:32 (five years ago) Permalink

comparatively tiny responsibilities

see now we're getting to the heart of the matter

an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:37 (five years ago) Permalink

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, 9 March 2012 08:37 (five years ago) Permalink

I still don't know man - Google doesn't think it's very likely either:

http://i39.tinypic.com/25grtl0.png

StanM, Friday, 9 March 2012 09:29 (five years ago) Permalink

your grandparents were feral? Like the kid in Road Warrior with the boomerang?

sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 09:39 (five years ago) Permalink

Why would a honeymoon suite have two beds? One for the manservant or something?

Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 09:59 (five years ago) Permalink

oh yeah, right - I guess I was thinking about the foursome.

StanM, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:20 (five years ago) Permalink

(my kingdom for an edit button so I could change that to "Ned's foursome")

StanM, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:27 (five years ago) Permalink

american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Friday, 9 March 2012 13:10 (five years ago) Permalink

@UtilityZinn

kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:31 (five years ago) Permalink

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

― brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:37 AM (6 hours ago)

hope aerosmith is taking notes

also resisting the urge to form metal band named bifurcated devil cock

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:43 (five years ago) Permalink

never resist that urge

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:49 (five years ago) Permalink

Lol beachville's excelsior came out of nowhere: I was all like "what does that have to do with threesomes?!"

top 100 comedy facepalms of all time (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:27 (five years ago) Permalink

well irl i dont think any spike lee movies are good but i recall kinda liking bamboozled even tho i dont remember enough to particularly make a case for it

― lag∞n, Friday, March 9, 2012 3:53 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spike lee is pretty awful

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:55 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft Do The Right Thing is possibly the best movie of its decade

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what decade the stupid stuff decade

― lag∞n, Friday, March 9, 2012 4:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:28 (five years ago) Permalink

awesome

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:04 (five years ago) Permalink

not sure i really get that one

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:07 (five years ago) Permalink

well that proved to be a divisive post

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 22:10 (five years ago) Permalink

the people have spoken

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 22:11 (five years ago) Permalink

ppl being entertained by the most mundane things, even off the "all time" comedy films thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:51 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the horse is dead, Morbs, you can put the stick down.

― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:03 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:05 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:09 (five years ago) Permalink

looool

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:21 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:30 (five years ago) Permalink

:D<3

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:45 (five years ago) Permalink

lol awesome

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 07:11 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 March 2012 07:26 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 12:36 (five years ago) Permalink

guys i feel like hitler but don't post about easter candy on this thread or i will have you transported to a camp

― kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:37 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:37 (five years ago) Permalink

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 02:52 (five years ago) Permalink

if you don't love r&b i don't know wtf went wrong with your life really

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:48 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Funny because true.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:26 (five years ago) Permalink

more like pvmic

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:27 (five years ago) Permalink

<3 this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:33 (five years ago) Permalink

lex otm

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:36 (five years ago) Permalink

*pats self on back along with everyone else*

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:47 (five years ago) Permalink

That was your back I was patting?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:48 (five years ago) Permalink

the lex, famous for his love of fun and appreciation of all forms of music

Sexess - Sexual Success Or; Successful Sex (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:18 (five years ago) Permalink

The Tyranny of Humour R&B

rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:20 (five years ago) Permalink

No joke I was JUST thinking this morning in the shower how I really dislike pretty much all R&B I know....

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:28 (five years ago) Permalink

grand pronouncements about how the kind of music you like really means that much about who you are as a person are barfffff

a little tiny crunk person (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:38 (five years ago) Permalink

if you don't love meaningless generalizations about people based on an extremely narrow spectrum of their personal tastes i don't know wtf went wrong with your life really

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:41 (five years ago) Permalink

guys i'm in a hurry cd somebody just paste the video for Cameo's "Back and Forth" in here please, cheers

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:42 (five years ago) Permalink

What went wrong in my life w/r/t R&B was that I was raised in the backwoods.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:42 (five years ago) Permalink

grand pronouncements about how the kind of music you like really means that much about who you are as a person are barfffff

― a little tiny crunk person (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 2:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They do say something a little bit sad about the adult making them, sort of like over-obsessiveness with a sports team.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:43 (five years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2eU2CG3WN8&ob=av2e

whoever doesn't love this is a fucking scoundrel

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:43 (five years ago) Permalink

lol @ n/a

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:45 (five years ago) Permalink

whoever doesn't love this is a fucking scoundrel

I don't *feel* like a scoundrel....

But it would be hard to find music I hate more.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:50 (five years ago) Permalink

scoundrel is such a good word

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:51 (five years ago) Permalink

wastrel is good too
maybe better

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:52 (five years ago) Permalink

rapscallion

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:52 (five years ago) Permalink

I grew up in the boonies (different boonies, granted) too and still enjoy some R&B. Not anything made in the last 15 years, though.

tanuki, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

ooh wait KNAVE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

What went wrong in my life w/r/t R&B was that I was raised in the backwoods.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:42 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was it on a farm in alabama?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LQ4_MhDu4

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I grew up in the boonies (different boonies, granted) too and still enjoy some R&B. Not anything made in the last 15 years, though.

"No Diggity" was made in the last 15 years, as were "Dance With Me" and "Peaches and Cream".

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:54 (five years ago) Permalink

I grew up along the Canadian border in Minnesota and Montana. There was no rhythm up there b/c it froze up and got rusty from the salt.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Patches was R&B's riposte to Honey by Bobby Goldsboro.

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:57 (five years ago) Permalink

I did once watch an "Unsolved Mysteries" episode set there. I think it was the one about a whole town that had never heard R&B.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:57 (five years ago) Permalink

I grew up along the Canadian border in Minnesota and Montana. There was no rhythm up there b/c it froze up and got rusty from the salt.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word? what town?

a little tiny crunk person (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

How are they going to distinguish real 4G when it becomes available?

― everything else is secondary (Lee626)

4RealG

― Ned Raggett

the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:00 (five years ago) Permalink

"No Diggity" was made in the last 15 years, as were "Dance With Me" and "Peaches and Cream".

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:54 PM (2 minutes ago)

Oops, you're right. 2001-ish is about my cut off date. By the time Amerie's "1 Thing" had come out my sisters' and my taste in music were no longer identical.

tanuki, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:03 (five years ago) Permalink

i definitely had a subtle-but-total change of hearing on modern r&b since i was a teenager, even 20-sth. i can't even explain when or why it happened tbh. at the time stuff like boyz II men and new jack (in a small town high school) seemed like boring fake thin sounding crap for idiots and women ("nothing to me about my life" indeed). now i'm less pent up about shit and i could hear pop r&b hits from any era all day and be totally happy.

reading a lot more pro-pop and and pro-r&b criticism/discussion in the past decade probably helped a lot. for an unfamiliar and disliked genre sometimes you have to read and think your way into it first. and then it all becomes recontextualized and your ear for it changes. certainly songs like 'pony' really stuck out even at the time

probably not the right thread for this tho

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:04 (five years ago) Permalink

why am I the only person who like R&B who hates "Pony"

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:05 (five years ago) Permalink

maybe it's because you're a classically-trained musician ... or maybe you're not the only one?

now i'm less pent up about shit and i could hear pop r&b hits from any era all day and be totally happy

reading a lot more pro-pop and and pro-r&b criticism/discussion in the past decade probably helped a lot

what i dislike about the pro-r&b faction on ILM is the assumption that you're either "pent up" or unfamiliar w/ poptimist criticism if you don't like r&b

i mean, i like "pony" and "1 thing" and usher and timberlake as much as the next person (which is to say i could blast it 10 times in a row no problem) but fuck me if that means i need to get deep in the intricacies of the dream or janelle monae or whatever

the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

The intricacies of Janelle Monae?

ill dude

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

well hold on now, Janelle is superdope

The-Dream is super overrated tho

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

The "unbookmark the excelsior thread" days are arriving ahead of schedule lately.

Eric H., Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

word? what town?

In MN we lived in Deer River ("Canadian border" was an exaggeration, tbh) which is west of Duluth somewhere. In MT we lived near a place called Condon, which is 90 miles north of Missoula and 70 south of Kalispell.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

i wasn't trying to be prescriptive there. i was absolutely pent-up and not-even-subliminally angry about music as a younger dude! i had a pretty narrow range of what musical expression and para-musical heroism was supposed to be.

xp oh i'm sorry eric were you hoping to find a catalog of steady lols herein

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

Ooh I like that song "Patches" up above. I could dance to it, which is kinda my litmus, if only it didn't have those talking slow-downs.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

thanks to iTunes buyers the words "Janelle Monae and fun" can be written in the same sentence

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

also can i say that reading a lot more pro-pop and and pro-r&b criticism/discussion in the past decade, particularly on ILM, has actually kind of turned me off pop music

the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:13 (five years ago) Permalink

I heard "Pony" for the first time in 2009 so I haven't always loved it.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:14 (five years ago) Permalink

WOW
WOW WOW WOW
WOW WOW WOW

my impression of "pony"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

my first clear memory of pony was hearing it at a college dance night and some girl yelling "IT SOUNDS LIKE PUKING!!!"

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

#PONY

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:35 (five years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_XDZwiv1a8

the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:27 (five years ago) Permalink

i used to post as luna, how is everyone

― the late great, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxprn1h0Nh1qdlh1io1_400.gif

― pplains, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:32 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:35 (five years ago) Permalink

can we make this the rolling bob lefsetz thread?

― goole, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 3:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

xpost We can't make this the Lefsetz thread, because back in the day the thread ,was all about the connection. I remember the first time I read the Rolling Doom thread, back in my dorm room at school. My girlfriend had just dumped me - but this thread spoke my language. It was honest and true. There was no bullshit about bonus posts, no tacky marketing. But once you read the thread you were hooked. That's where today's ILXers have gone worng. They've forgotten about the connection. They think it's all about the sell. They think some snide asides about some give-a-shit laptop act are enough to get the people on their side. They think all you have to do is post. They're wrong. You gotta post. You gotta hope the post makes a connection, with the kids in their dorm rooms. You gotta work that post. You gotta post in every forum from here to Helena, Montana. Then - and only then - can you say you've made this the official Lefsetz thread.

― Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:42 (five years ago) Permalink

that dog is a dick but the man is worse

post, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:43 (five years ago) Permalink

actually thats not the dog i thought it was sorry

post, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:46 (five years ago) Permalink

The Billboard R&B charts from the '60s and '70s are a treasure trove of gems that have largely and unjustly been forgotten by the public at large. Lots of good stuff since then but sooo much smaller a percentage of high-quality material in the last decade or so.

Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

loooooooool @ that lefsetz post

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

are ghosts real

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:14 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they live in the hearts of the innocent

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:19 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is innocence

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

innocence is an iMac

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:29 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg i'm on one right now

― markers, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:41 (five years ago) Permalink

you're under arrest, markers

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:46 (five years ago) Permalink

god that hair is such a relief
― surm, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 5:49 PM (1 hour ago)

i feel like i can breathe again
― surm, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 5:50 PM (1 hour ago)

re: lindsey lohan, of course

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:12 (five years ago) Permalink

pvmi <3

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:15 (five years ago) Permalink

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:41 (five years ago) Permalink

RE: Metal Gear Solid 2

at the end of 2 many years ago during the 45 minute cutscene i just rested the dual shock on my balls and read a magazine. nice way to spend an afternoon.
― adam, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:28 PM

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahah dying

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:57 (five years ago) Permalink

markers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:46 (five years ago) Permalink

ppl being entertained by the most mundane things, even off the "all time" comedy films thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:51 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the horse is dead, Morbs, you can put the stick down.

― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:03 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:05 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:26 (five years ago) Permalink

lol that's the second appearance for that itt, but it is all timer

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:27 (five years ago) Permalink

sorry I thought I checked but I'm exhausted. it gave me such a lol

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:29 (five years ago) Permalink

tis a beauty

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:31 (five years ago) Permalink

i nearly excelsiored the rsfw thread but then remembered it is 77. so... just go over there (not at work.)

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 08:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Did you guys all here about the movie called Constipated (2011)?

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's in the can, but it hasn't been released yet.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's the sequel to Diarrhea, which - as you remember - was rushed through production.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:55 (five years ago) Permalink

vmic for djp imo

Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:58 (five years ago) Permalink

one dollar for each slice of bread, one dollar for a few leaves of lettuce, 25 cents each for two slices of bacon, 25 cents for a slice of tomato

― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I cook at least four times a week for and by myself!

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankly baffled by the continuing references to masturbation in this thread.

― ledge, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:17 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mayo is extra

― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:17 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Remy beans, the magical fruit

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:16 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm just cracking up because I'm imagining Lex putting pancake batter into a pan, and then putting that pan in a larger pan, and then attempting to flip the smaller pan with the larger pan.

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 11:50 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

real life LOLs

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

poor lex

I feel bad that his kitchen IA's make me smile. Oh but how they do.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:57 (five years ago) Permalink

where is the sandwich / masturbation thread

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:00 (five years ago) Permalink

ALL of my housemates own store-bought pesto. and two of them are really good cooks who love it and do it regularly.

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That somehow led to an image of Lex's housemates being Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think Jamie Oliver has better taste than to do it with Gordon Ramsay.

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:16 (five years ago) Permalink

whiney how much time per day do you spend on 4gifs.com

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Cow was right, judging by the length of those gloves.

Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:25 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/252423/83825922_10.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:45 PM (5 minutes ago)

romney looking good there

― my idea of a club sandwich (brownie), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:46 PM (4 minutes ago)

i want to own one of those last ones to cook for me

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

what is that two-spatulas bullshit

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:50 PM (47 seconds ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:52 (five years ago) Permalink

the pro-statehood position is by no means a popular one in PR

And how. Why would you be?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:57 PM (8 minutes ago)

I know almost as many Puerto Ricans as Cubans -- of all ages -- and no one wants to mess with the good thing they've got

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:58 PM (7 minutes ago)

yeah it's kinda like being the darryl jones of of the united states if the united states was the rolling stones and puerto rico was a professional bassist

― konybrony (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 2:02 PM (3 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Naw people who cook are pretty bad, I can say as one of them. I skimmed over a whole book last night that was ~300 pages of "WHY don't people know SERRATED KNIVES are ONLY GOOD FOR BREAD"
and then it had a recipe for scrambled eggs.

― Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 8:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s.clover, Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:56 (five years ago) Permalink

That whole thread has become comedy gold, seriously. The bit about lex running away from a fire with pine nuts shooting out of it made me die laughing.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:59 (five years ago) Permalink

i like the idea of pesto-flavored popcorn though ... it's something that belongs on the Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine thread.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:18 (five years ago) Permalink

Which thread?

carl agatha, Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:19 (five years ago) Permalink

The Marylin Haggerty Olive Garden thread.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:43 (five years ago) Permalink

you guys do know that people who know me irl don't call me "Flopson," right?

― flopson, Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:08 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

do they call u ol' floppy flopperson?

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:00 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 March 2012 10:20 (five years ago) Permalink

Honestly, if I were wealthier I would probably be more of a glutton. I usually eat the cheapest thing on the menu, which is like an expensive meatball wrapped in lettuce and served with air biscuits. Note: air biscuit is slang for a fart, where I'm from.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:31 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Edited for clarity:

If you're referring to scott's posts yesterday he made conclusions that most of us would have: obese patrons eating truckloads of awful food probably have cholesterol, heart, and/or sugar problems.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:10 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott and ama's comments, yeah.

How do you know this person is eating a truckload of food? You're seeing this person for one meal. Are the skinny people there eating truckloads of food also unhealthy? How about Scott, since he's there eating, too? What about when you see a fat person eating a salad in public? Do you automatically assume that person is healthy?

― carl agatha, Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:13 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

. . .

That guy you called fat at the Olive Garden? He has a glandular problem that he has struggled with his whole life. Also, he killed himself five minutes ago.

― frogbs, Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:21 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carl agatha, Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:47 (five years ago) Permalink

Haha just came here to post that.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah, that was quite well played.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I also liked his this is all a part of my PUA persona, the walking Youtube comment box in same thread, welcome back frogbs, don't fuck up this time.

boxall, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:56 (five years ago) Permalink

that's like telling someone to stand in the rain and not get wet

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeh, he came back strong! xp

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:58 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah I considered adding "have some self-awareness and don't actually be a walking Youtube comment box" to that but w/e

boxall, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:59 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah but "the obese guy you see wolfing down cheesy breadsticks at Olive Garden might actually eat healthy most of the time!" is some ridiculous concern trolling and deserves frogbs-style smackdown.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:01 (five years ago) Permalink

ok I think I just misused "concern trolling" but whatever

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:02 (five years ago) Permalink

You sure did.

carl agatha, Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:05 (five years ago) Permalink

rapeseed tends to be bitter and canola was bred to be less bitter.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess it would be bitter.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:31 (five years ago) Permalink

When I read or hear Newt, I think 'fatuous'.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:23 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think "fathead."

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:24 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we all know where this is going

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:26 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(unzips pants)

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:32 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:34 (five years ago) Permalink

You sure did.

― carl agatha, Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nonetheless

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Steak & kidney pudding was always known as "baby's head" in our house. Anyone else heard that one?

― Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Thursday, March 15, 2012 7:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fucking hell no.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, March 15, 2012 7:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do you call toad-in-the-hole "babies arms in a blanket" too?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, March 15, 2012 7:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:17 (five years ago) Permalink

awesome

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:33 (five years ago) Permalink

We had a Ponderosa Steakhouse in town (now, it's a Pizza Garden) that a buddy of mine worked at. He told me that nearly all their food - like, the mashed potatoes, the gravy, the mac&cheese sauce, the ice cream, everything was all just this powder they mixed with water and heated up. Which of course led to the conversation, "why not mix them all and drink it?" Well we did and then we both threw up. Really makes you think doesn't it?

― frogbs, Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

dude has solved ilx

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:49 (five years ago) Permalink

fabulous

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:51 (five years ago) Permalink

gotta do this, congrats darra

OMFG I'VE GOT A IMDB ENTRY BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT

― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:00 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:10 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i played myself, apparently.

cd've told them that already.

― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:12 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just 'noodle' now i guess

― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:14 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

technically we can enter you for dead pools now

― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:15 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

The first and only time I went to Hooters, the waitress said, "Sit anywhere you're comfortable" and I mumbled "So, another restaurant?"

― flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Slightly edited

is our pesto just better than yours? pretty much everyone i know, including the hardline cooks, is happy to buy pesto jars

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

my pesto brings all the boys to the yard IIRC

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:57 (five years ago) Permalink

i guess i also forgot about the time in kindergarten that i brought cookies for a party on our schoolbus, the entire bus started chanting TAKE YOUR COOKIES BACK IRAN and the busdriver just grinned at it

― the late great, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf it was just after the hostage crisis, and the iron sheik was mounting a major challenge to hogan's title

― the late great, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

joygoat, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:33 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha jfc though that's kind of sad. Way to have a healthy sense of humor about it I guess.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:44 (five years ago) Permalink

aww

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:56 (five years ago) Permalink

kids are MEAN

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:56 (five years ago) Permalink

omg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

You take the good, you take the bad. You take 'em both and there you have the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana, the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana.

― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there you have the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana, the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana.

is this a song

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh i get it

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:55 (five years ago) Permalink

watching the mind at work

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:05 (five years ago) Permalink

Enlightened probably doesn't cost 1/20th of what Luck does.

― akm, Friday, March 16, 2012 12:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

and kills 1/20th of the horses

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, March 16, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:36 (five years ago) Permalink

well, no story this year is gonna beat the one about the teacher that fed his students his semen, so everything else is a race for second

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nope, that one is tops!!

― goole, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmmm, guess I do want to load all 453 comments

― frogbs, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:45 (five years ago) Permalink

frogbs again!

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Don't call it a comeback.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:47 (five years ago) Permalink

aw shit, again and again

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

One of my favorite memories of recent years - it's weird when you get old enough that you sort of stop making "memories," because they have less distance to travel - was going to some thrift store in NYC. "Throwing It All Away" came on over the store PA, softly, and I saw not one, not two, but three very different sorts of people quietly singing along as they browsed. It was like that scene in "Magnolia."

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 16, 2012 10:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's awesome

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 16, 2012 10:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which one, there were like 400 of them

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, March 16, 2012 10:58 AM (2 hours ago)

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:42 (five years ago) Permalink

I had that experience in a supermarket once, only it was on the "to say the things we both know are TRUE-OO!" line in "I Keep Forgettin"

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:44 (five years ago) Permalink

i had that experience in a bookstore once, only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along
it was one of the major reasons I moved to New York

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:46 (five years ago) Permalink

I had that experience at a Marshall's to The Pointer Sisters' "Jump (For My Love)" and nothing happened as a result.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

i think you may just have been in a music video and not realized it.

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

i had that experience in a bookstore once, only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along
it was one of the major reasons I moved to New York

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, March 16, 2012 4:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would want to get away from this too I totally understand

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

I did feel mirth when I saw the ladies stocking the bra section tossing bras around and singing.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha ha!

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:53 (five years ago) Permalink

tbf there'd be less blind people with JT in charge.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Thursday, March 15, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Took me a second but I chortled. Is chortling sufficient for exclesior?

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:59 (five years ago) Permalink

guys, it's just like the time i was in an indie bookstore/craft ice cream commune and slayer's "eyes of the insane" came over the PA and everyone started humming along. it was one of the major reasons i moved to the fifth circle of gehena.

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:26 (five years ago) Permalink

dying now lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:27 (five years ago) Permalink

love u mordy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:27 (five years ago) Permalink

it was like this time when fake plastic trees came on in asda and everyone climbed into their trollies and angsted and it was one of the main reasons i first expressed disdain for the taste of the ignorant masses

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:29 (five years ago) Permalink

bahahahaha mordy

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:30 (five years ago) Permalink

re: board game played on a sitcom

I think that game was a ripoff of Settlers of Catan. I've never played, but my gf does with her nerdy friends...

― schwantz, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:25 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was settlers w/ more fantasy elements

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and with more D&D-like freedom

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 16, 2012 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear nerds, they were making fun of settlers of catan

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:34 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o i didnt realize

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you didnt realize w/more fantasy elements or normal

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:59 (five years ago) Permalink

i have hacker news in google reader and the shade of orange they use is fine but whatever shade he picked doesn't look so great

― markers, Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what in the hell is wrong with you?

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 17 March 2012 07:04 (five years ago) Permalink

how is gehena this time of year

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:59 (five years ago) Permalink

can you do the green onion thing forever? like is there a point where they just give up?

― are chads electorate (brownie), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no they are perpetual onions

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but only if you buy the variety 'evergreen onions'

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

make your green onions sprout forever using this one weird trick

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:26 (five years ago) Permalink

From start to finish:

Worst 200 Songs project

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Phil Collins is laughing somewhere, and it sounds extra sinister because it has that auto-doubletracking that is on every single song of his.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau)

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:02 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

tanuki, Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:04 (five years ago) Permalink

omg im actually doing that spring onion growing thing thanks to that thread. and its working!

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:02 (five years ago) Permalink

isnt it autumn in australia?

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:11 (five years ago) Permalink

Spring onions aer green onions/scallions.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:37 (five years ago) Permalink

after all this time, it's still impressive how ilx can drain the fun from anything at all

― mookieproof, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:14 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's discuss that

― j., Monday, 19 March 2012 02:15 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 08:12 (five years ago) Permalink

haha, yes

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 March 2012 08:13 (five years ago) Permalink

lollll

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 08:23 (five years ago) Permalink

only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along

in America, anyone can be president

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:03 (five years ago) Permalink

why would anyone bring a robot to karaoke

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:04 (five years ago) Permalink

(Morbs too)

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:14 (five years ago) Permalink

Al Green would make a good Vice President.

Aimless, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

Friday night HULK SMASH YOUR PARTY
Saturday, Hulk say HULK SORRY
Sunday came,
HULK SMASH IT OUT AGAIN

― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 2:51 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

that makes me laugh everytime i read it.

pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:21 (five years ago) Permalink

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

am looking for a place w/ "Going Back to Cali" on the menu tbh

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:23 (five years ago) Permalink

most gifted kids would make A+ boarders i think

― mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:23 (17 hours ago) Permalink

if you mean people to live quietly in a spare bedroom in your home then i agree, they won't stir up much trouble.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:26 (16 hours ago) Permalink

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

morbs is a biggie fan?

http://2012rankmaniac.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/rankmaniac2012-40.gif

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:47 (five years ago) Permalink

it's true, all Biggie fans look for LL joints to do at karaoke (to do a Biggie song would be sacrilege)

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:50 (five years ago) Permalink

most ironic use of ironic "more you know" jpeg ever

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:53 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, March 19, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago)

Option Votes
Out in the Woods 1
Stranger in a Strange Land 1
Roll Away the Stone 0

Thanks for voting, somebody!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 9:53 PM (17 minutes ago)

clemenza, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 02:14 (five years ago) Permalink

cutecelsior

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 02:16 (five years ago) Permalink

the juiciness, the magic

― caek, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:36 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God loves his children, yeah.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:49 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An odd dot to connect, but man, you connected the shit out of it.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:14 (five years ago) Permalink

Lol

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:38 (five years ago) Permalink

That's funny - when I read caek's lines, Ned's response is what popped into my head too. #BeingLikeNed2012

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:51 (five years ago) Permalink

This is the dawning of the age of Nedcelsior!

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:07 (five years ago) Permalink

*bows*

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:08 (five years ago) Permalink

in 3d movies generally the actors on the left hand of the screen are painted blue while the ones on the right are painted red. (see avatar)

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:35 (five years ago) Permalink

yes!

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:40 (five years ago) Permalink

frat culture's way worse than mall culture.

― the kids of boris midney high (get bent), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that what culture Zombie was?

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never heard the DMB song and i'm not gonna listen to a DMB song.

voted "Zombie"

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with their food and their court and their court and their stores

― some dude, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

loooooooooooool

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

but yeah there's a magic eye thing going. it's a sailboat.

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a biomechanical nightmare sailboat with vaginapenises

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:34 (five years ago) Permalink

A girl in my high school did a cover that was all like:

He's a head in a box
In a box where he talks
Jambi, Jambi, Jambi-i-i

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:14 (five years ago) Permalink

looool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:18 (five years ago) Permalink

a cover of what?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:23 (five years ago) Permalink

zombie

catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:26 (five years ago) Permalink

okay, that IS lol

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:27 (five years ago) Permalink

forksclovetuomas

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:31 (five years ago) Permalink

Oh hurting plz don't hammer 'em!

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:37 (five years ago) Permalink

My father had a brief career as a high school teach in an inner city neighborhood in Memphis. He taught history. (circa. 1970 or so.)

He says that when they'd hit the slavery part of the curriculum, he'd divide the mostly black class up into owners and slaves. He'd put the football player on a box in the middle of the room and have one of the other students try to sell him like they're at an auction. When the "slave" balked at his treatment, my 22-year-old dad would say, "Hey, this is the way it was."

As time has passed since hearing these stories, they sound more and more ridiculous with each year. I finally asked him if he really put black students on boxes and held mock auctions, and he says sure did. Gave the kids a lesson to learn how far in civil rights they had come and how much more they had to go.

Sounds pretty heinous to me, but I never lived in 1970. It's all moot now anyway. Dad gave up being a teacher, moved to Arkansas and sold real estate for the next ten years.

― pplains, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he just loved auctions, i guess

― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:01 (five years ago) Permalink

lmao

iatee, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:21 (five years ago) Permalink

woww

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:31 (five years ago) Permalink

Ouch

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

The company that makes Vegemite is named Sanitarium?

― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:31 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No!

― just1n3, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They make marmite

― just1n3, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:40 (five years ago) Permalink

darraghburn

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

not burning but punning

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:03 (five years ago) Permalink

didn't we form an exploratory committee for a djp candidacy at one point?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i still feel he has the stuff to take down that elephant thing hardcore

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:59 (five years ago) Permalink

yaaaay

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:05 (five years ago) Permalink

Will never tire of that phrase tbh

zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:38 (five years ago) Permalink

will whoever the female lead in this remake wear as ridiculously small panties as Ripley in the remakes denouement?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post

Well the trailers answered that, didn't they

― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we should all wear small panties on opening day in solidarity

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:58 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you will regret that, trust me

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So far so good

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 9:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i only like kids if i can give them back to their parents when i get bored of them

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 10:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:39 (five years ago) Permalink

lex otm

Hungry4Games (crüt), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:43 (five years ago) Permalink

I am not everyone! I am not a hip hop blogger! I am a man!

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 27, 2012 1:27 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:10 (five years ago) Permalink

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:28 (five years ago) Permalink

you know what makes a hilarious comedy is great music and car crashes

― technicolor yawn (n/a), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And blow.

― Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't see a problem with any of those things unless you hate fun

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like fun but i also like jokes in my comedies.

― technicolor yawn (n/a), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are a joke in your comedy

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:37 (five years ago) Permalink

heh

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:40 (five years ago) Permalink

vegemite the burninator

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:42 (five years ago) Permalink

:D I like that hoos, it's catchy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:47 (five years ago) Permalink

OMG that's mighty.

beachville, Saturday, 24 March 2012 11:04 (five years ago) Permalink

I definitely do like the fact that the Jets are bound to try some crazy shenanigans with Tebow but ultimately I feel like Tebowmania is dead

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not even in dsm-v any more

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:44 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

jeez wtf ugh save it for the yanks sports threads etc

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I love it when markers goes ham

lol never saw this thread before

― internet somebody (some dude), Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU POSTED IN IT

― markers, Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:43 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

markers, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:45 (five years ago) Permalink

Where is that?

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:46 (five years ago) Permalink

lol yea that was awesome

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:46 (five years ago) Permalink

the difference btwn those posts and the futbol posts that Americans have complained about is that it's not at all dependent on knowing anything whatsoever about football! you could replace "Tebow" with anything and it would still make sense on one level. knowing that Tebow is a homophobe and that homosexuality was removed from the DSM enhances the joke, but it's not the entire point. sxp

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:48 (five years ago) Permalink

i enjoyed the joke on a 'lol freshman psych' level almost as much as the american footblolz

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:50 (five years ago) Permalink

llb: the assholes thread

dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:51 (five years ago) Permalink

Thx dayo

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, i'm an american who doesn't have the slightest idea what a "tebow" might be, but i get that "-mania" = mental illness, and loled at the DSM-V joke based on that. maybe it's the yankee psychiatry reference that doesn't translate...

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:59 (five years ago) Permalink

tebow post is absolutely incomprehensible tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:00 (five years ago) Permalink

famous gawker writer has a guide for you: http://gawker.com/5875125/the-non-sports-fans-guide-to-tim-tebow

mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:01 (five years ago) Permalink

idg what a manchester untied is

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Ah.

the DSM-V is the Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:02 (five years ago) Permalink

it's the british sequel to the Marlon Riggs film

sarahell, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:04 (five years ago) Permalink

ty bjo i now know about tebow

and ty je55e, i now know about dsm-v

joke was meh

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:05 (five years ago) Permalink

alright another 'discus vhat iz funnies' breakdown!!!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:05 (five years ago) Permalink

awriiight

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

BTW, I do not take the position that futbololz should GTFO. I acknowledge that my problems w/ soccer are my own.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

^ mature and valuable attitude imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

i dig futbololz even if my only exposure to it is the World Cup where I pretend to know anything about it and look like a know-all around my stupid yank friends even tho i'm literally sourcing everything i say from wikipedia during the match and making up the rest

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

source it from ILF, we the best

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

ty, mh, i very much enjoyed that tebow intro

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

oh that was mh, thanks mh that was good

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

Certain friends who are Americans and fans (stans) of soccer contributed to my hating it after at first being curious about it. I'm working on healing.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

i actually love it anytime I have it on, but it's like, keeping up with it schedule-wise is difficult for me....so I generally just wait for the World Cup when I'm bombarded with it for weeks.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:13 (five years ago) Permalink

don't watch it if you don't like it, but by all means check out our genre-defying arshavin photoshop thread

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

That is a truly great thread.

carl agatha, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:08 (five years ago) Permalink

One of the best, yes.

Mark G, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:12 (five years ago) Permalink

mark g @ the statue of liberty was booring tho imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:41 (five years ago) Permalink

max wrote that Tebow thing! he does good work.

mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:46 (five years ago) Permalink

oh boooo yrself!

Mark G, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:50 (five years ago) Permalink

as much as I was hoping this would be fake I suppose it does succeed in 1) pissing off customers and 2) generating virtually no revenue, so it at least seems like a legitimate RIAA idea

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, March 26, 2012 4:22 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Monday, 26 March 2012 15:39 (five years ago) Permalink

Some of the best TV watches like a good novel reads, with each episode like a chapter.

p sure you mean 'some of the best tv watches like a 19th-century novel reads, delivered in regular instalments of equal page counts interrupted by advertisers, with high production values to gloss over inconsistencies created by the format, p.s. i hate women'

― thomp, Friday, March 23, 2012 11:09 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

internet somebody (some dude), Monday, 26 March 2012 16:24 (five years ago) Permalink

i could say a lot of shitty things about Madonna, but one thing she's never done is walk around with a big mouse head on her head.

― Jamie_ATP, Monday, March 26, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

http://hootpage.com/hoot_madonnabes.html

Three Word Username, Monday, 26 March 2012 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

giggling a bit at the idea of canadian mos def tbh

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mos dehf

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:33 (five years ago) Permalink

I didn't lol at that until I started imagining how it would be pronounced.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:43 (five years ago) Permalink

re: Hunger Games

not to be faux naive but the idea of somebody rejecting a fictional character based on their skin color is just too ludicrous for me to take seriously

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 2:52 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this would all be easier if we could see their birth certificates

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, March 26, 2012 2:54 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:00 (five years ago) Permalink

well, i'm setting em up at least

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:07 (five years ago) Permalink

vladimir, this is medvedev!
what is it, my son
vladimir, i have an important transmittal from u.s. head of state "barack obama"!
tell me the information
he says that he will have more flexibility after the election!
very interesting, i have never thought of that

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, March 26, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:15 (five years ago) Permalink

Haha yeah that was great!

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:18 (five years ago) Permalink

why rewatch swingers when we can get the same effect in 1/20th the time by playing youtubes of guy fieri and brian setzer simultaneously

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:13 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Guys I read recently that in Jamaica producers reuse each others' beats all the time but that it's ok because its is a culturally acceptable practice and the beats are called "riddims."

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 09:54 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simon H., Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:08 (five years ago) Permalink

not really a true lewis film tho, it would be like julie andrews placing in the musical poll for S.O.B.

never knew Lewis and Scorsese were married.

it's a little premature to say that any film is not gonna make

No, bcz about 80% of the voters have not seen a Fields or Lewis film, and never will.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what, only you can judge films without seeing them?

― da croupier, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:05 (five years ago) Permalink

whiney's new rep as the dude who sits by the fireplace reading proust, drinking expensive wine w/ opera on the antique turntable doesn't seem to square very well w/ the dude who likes kevin smith

― iatee, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:55 (five years ago) Permalink

"Would you ever seek out meaning if it was painful to you? A philosophical masochist or something?"

people do this all the time! e.g. flagellants, grad school students, every viewer of last season of LOST.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:33 AM

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:29 (five years ago) Permalink

dozens of posts later and still no good waka hummus jokes. I can't think of any either.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't think hoos's "i go hard in the pita" was terrible

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except for it overtly sounding like you're talking about fucking a pita

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:06 (five years ago) Permalink

boner kebab amirite?

Valéry Giscard d'Staind (NickB), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Alan Cumming was in EWS? I don't remember that at all but I haven't seen it since it first came out. Really? He was?

he played Leelee Sobieski

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:59 (five years ago) Permalink

Pretty sure EWS was the first thing I ever saw Alan Cumming in. He made quite an impression. (Also, I may have mistaken him for Paul Reubens at the time.)

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:37 (five years ago) Permalink

What, you never saw Goldeneye?

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:41 (five years ago) Permalink

I've never seen a single Bond movie!

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:43 (five years ago) Permalink

what in the...

pplains, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:43 (five years ago) Permalink

say what now

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:44 (five years ago) Permalink

Last one I saw was "The Living Daylights" but still.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:44 (five years ago) Permalink

Actually, it looks like I saw him in Emma and Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion before that, but he must not have registered. (Also, he was famous enough to have hosted SNL in 2000?)

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 20:45 (five years ago) Permalink

how have you never seen a Bond movie

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:49 (five years ago) Permalink

I started watching the Casino Royale remake and was like ZZZZZZZZZZZ. Pretty sure that's the totality of my Bond experience.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:53 (five years ago) Permalink

WRONG.

You gotta watch, like, Doctor No, or Octopussy! No sleeping. Only awesome hairy chests and ladies

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:59 (five years ago) Permalink

let me help u

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:59 (five years ago) Permalink

russia with love tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:01 (five years ago) Permalink

that too! so many good ones. What was the Roger Moore goes to Space one? Moonraker. that one is lolsy, but it's kinda bad.

The Connery ones are fun though.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:02 (five years ago) Permalink

'josie' is fun and all but it's no 'spice world.'

I've never seen either, but I tend to conflate the two in my head.

― Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Josie and the SpiceCats

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

I was going to opt for Josie and the PussySpice but it all just seemed wrong and I'm so sorry

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:02 (five years ago) Permalink

I think I owe you some kind of royalty fee for that one DJP, it was right in your wheelhouse :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:03 (five years ago) Permalink

xpost -- Wait how is it DJP didn't make that comment.

(Oh right, he wouldn't've been sorry.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:04 (five years ago) Permalink

haha Ned otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:05 (five years ago) Permalink

I have taught you well, Young Grasshopper

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (five years ago) Permalink

my terrible inappropriateness finally has found a home, weee

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah that train of thought just needed grasshopper wee added to it, otm

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:12 (five years ago) Permalink

FYI, I'm not opposed to Bond or anything. Just haven't gotten around to watching literally any of them yet.

Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:12 (five years ago) Permalink

oh don't watch them literally they are complex metaphors

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Start with Moonraker and work your way back tbh

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

with lots of booze

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Hugo Drax 4-eva

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:19 (five years ago) Permalink

I just realized Drax looks like Billy Mitchell from King of Kong

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:21 (five years ago) Permalink

how have you never seen a Bond movie

The longest period between Bond movies (1989 to 1995) was also probably the time in my life when I would've been most likely to have seen one.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:22 (five years ago) Permalink

I just realized Judi Dench wasn't on my radar until Goldeneye

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:22 (five years ago) Permalink

xp (i.e., I was a sheltered child and a pretentious teenager)

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:23 (five years ago) Permalink

xpost not a merchant-ivory fan, I take it

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:24 (five years ago) Permalink

never too late to start, Jaymc!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:24 (five years ago) Permalink

lol Judi Dench gives her best performance in Casino Royale but I doubt anyone will agree

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:26 (five years ago) Permalink

no way she pwnd in pitch black 2

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:28 (five years ago) Permalink

@ VG nope, never seen literally one

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:30 (five years ago) Permalink

A gentle jest, sir :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:32 (five years ago) Permalink

that entire thing might as well say:

I had strained peas for dinner. I never thought about growing old when I was younger and the indignities aging would visit upon my body; the infirmity visited upon my limbs, the rapid deterioration of my eyesight, the unpredictable and embarrassing episodes of incontinence. Even now I don't know that I can trust that my mind is formulating coherent thoughts and that the words I am using to express myself are lucid once they have been written down. And yet, amidst all of this, the largest indignity I suffer is eating. That, and I like an extraordinarily crappy Madonna album. A MINUS

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:28 (Yesterday)

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:33 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:33 (five years ago) Permalink

That's kind of like what I imagine my writing is like in my nightmares.

Like, you know that dream everyone apparently has where they suddenly and belatedly realise they're naked in a public place? My equiv is a computer screen flashing up:

Julia Holter - Ekstasis
9/10

You don’t give yourself over to Ekstasis so much as inexorably lose yourself within its glistening contours and fleeting visions of potentially misremembered moments of interpersonal, emotional, and spiritual enlightenment. Forget about “finding yourself”; everything, it seems, is all around us, yet each grasp at concrete experience inevitably yields a recession into the shadows from whence these feelings came. But then we remember, as if awakening from a dream: this is not ekstasis, this is ecstasy. This is not the shackle of an ontological reality, but euphoric possibility perpetually drawing us on toward its horizon, like a lost memory that lives on as desire. With Julia Holter, with this profound and inexhaustibly gorgeous album, we can transcend our own transcendence and find the greatest bliss in the joyful renunciation of what makes us us. And all we have to do is go outside.
Review by Tim Finney

― Tim F, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 7:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:47 (five years ago) Permalink

ysi?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I'd like a ysi of Tim reading that blurb.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:57 (five years ago) Permalink

naah, I disagree with that - there are early TMBG demos that have the same sound as The Pod. it's more than "they're silly", because B&B is the only band I'd describe as "silly". Ween & TMBG - both have a 2-man core, both started very young, both recorded with drum machines, both hopped all over the place genre-wise, both later got a full band and "normalized" a bit, etc.

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, March 26, 2012 5:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://mrsgrapevine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/krisskross2.jpg

― future worm food (n/a), Monday, March 26, 2012 5:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:29 (five years ago) Permalink

xp i'm afraid that's what my writing is like irl :(

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:15 (five years ago) Permalink

ilx: transcending its own transcendence

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:13 (five years ago) Permalink

jaymc has to see silent films before 007s, btw

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 16:15 (five years ago) Permalink

sometimes i call 911 when the cosby show comes on

― bnw, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:41 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:50 (five years ago) Permalink

omg bnw

the penultimate prophets (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:56 (five years ago) Permalink

"they always get away"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:57 (five years ago) Permalink

"it happened so fast, all i saw was a sweater"

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:02 (five years ago) Permalink

300m americans moving to europe would be an amazing sitcom

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all 300m of us would hang out in a cafe in paris, that'd be the main set

― iatee, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thered be a frazzled french waitress throwing her arms up like 300 MILLION LATTES!

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sacré bleu!

― dayo, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 20:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Perc Centrale.

nickn, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

antipodean climatebraggin strong itt

― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:50 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hardly! :) I have to dry all my gear inside in winter it rains so much.

― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:50 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pshaw in winter we should beg for rain, huddled as we are in caves as the land is scoured by seasonal dragons

― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:10 (five years ago) Permalink

take me to yr seasonal dragons

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:10 (five years ago) Permalink

glad our national seasonal draconian tragedies amuse u so

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:12 (five years ago) Permalink

huddled as we are alee of achillhenge

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:13 (five years ago) Permalink

^ gets it

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:14 (five years ago) Permalink

^ needs to sleep

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:20 (five years ago) Permalink

you two write the mmorpg tonight & I'll sign up in the morning

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 04:50 (five years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/lMLvn.jpg

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what the

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Modern Cinderella story. They just have to measure the glass dildo.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 March 2012 06:44 (five years ago) Permalink

also does that guy have "dong" written on his tee shirt?

Nascar Pony (stevie), Thursday, 29 March 2012 07:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha yeah I was just about to say

Teenage Mutant Ninja Body Image (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 March 2012 08:46 (five years ago) Permalink

there is one of those quasi-apple store reseller places near me named St0rmfr0nt which bugs the shit out of me. Would you open a store without googling the name to see if, oh I dunno, if might have some bad connotations first?

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:30 PM (3 hours ago)

Maybe they only sell white Power Macs?

― Valéry Giscard d'Staind (NickB), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:32 PM (3 hours ago)

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:49 (five years ago) Permalink

oof

future worm food (n/a), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Awesome.

carl agatha, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:24 (five years ago) Permalink

a1

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:26 (five years ago) Permalink

edited for continuity

thx for the pleasant words, jjjusten, esp since in my pre-senility or general drunkenness I don't remember the FAP we met. At.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 12:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was at some patio in NYC w laurel and ally and vic? Plus others and there were vague attempts made to make it to a boredoms show but instead my (future) wife and I got shithoused and ended up walking back to park slope for like 5 hours totally lost. Either that or some other nice dude in NYC is prob still confused as to why some hammered asshole kept referring to him as dr. Morbius every so often in a bar, which is more possible than I would like to admit.

― torture prom (jjjusten), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:03 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:31 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahahahahaha

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Morbs's response is probably worth noting:

jjj, the infamous outdoor line to nowhere at 7/7/07? I might've met you there, but as soon as none of us (except JonW) got in, I lost everybody and went home, no bars. So it was probably someone else.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carl agatha, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:10 (five years ago) Permalink

for the record, jon/tza/me got in iirc

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:34 (five years ago) Permalink

its like when mario balotelli gave £3000 of his winnings to a vagrant outside a casino and ppl were like oh god that dude just went and overdosed in a dumpster

turns out he never did give the money but the moral of the story was thought to stand nonetheless -- england likes morality tales about the fecklessness of the indigent and damned

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, March 30, 2012 4:15 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:34 (five years ago) Permalink

this is like my new favorite post of all time

tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

beachville, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

brilliant

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:27 (five years ago) Permalink

Once upon a time, for example, I barely noticed whether a British politician was Scottish, but once six geldings and a coach with four horses were dispatched to bring the king to England and James left Edinburgh for his month-long journey through his new kingdom through the beautiful spring weather, and all the prisoners in Newcastle were released except those accused of "treason, murther and papistrie", and all those gaoled for debt had their debts paid off, and in York a conduit ran all day with white wine and claret and at Worksop the king was entertained by "excellent, soule-ravishing musique" by the Earl of Shrewsbury, I became uneasy.

― Fizzles, Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:23 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

haaah

dayo, Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I wish there was a double excelsior or excelsior hall of fame because this is GOAT

Your mommy's all right
Her dinner tonight
Might just seem a little weeeeeird
Placenta
Placenta
Baked in a cheese souffleeeeeeeee

― Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, April 1, 2012 6:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:46 (five years ago) Permalink

just came here to post that!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:51 (five years ago) Permalink

haha. Beat you :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:04 (five years ago) Permalink

don't get it?

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:54 (five years ago) Permalink

(try singing it to the tune of Cheap Trick's 'Surrender', sweetie)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:55 (five years ago) Permalink

I didnt get it either but I dont think I know that song, that'd be why.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 2 April 2012 05:07 (five years ago) Permalink

^ except i kinda know it from guitar hero

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 05:08 (five years ago) Permalink

never too late for Cheap Trick edumacation imo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 05:19 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah wow I have never heard this song in my life. Thats so weird.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 2 April 2012 05:47 (five years ago) Permalink

That's funny, I always thought it was one of those songs that everyone kinda knew

But I guess there's really no such thing as that kinda song, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 05:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah wow I have never heard this song in my life. Thats so weird.

it is weird, but also a great song, so never too late!

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 06:02 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, i def remember this from guitar hero now

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 06:03 (five years ago) Permalink

Cheap Trick much better known in the US of A than to Britishers, I think?

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:06 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, "I Want You To Want Me" is their only charting song over here. Never heard Surrender till last year, unimpressed tbh.

God arrives for the apocalypse, having been traveling at the speed of (ledge), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I saw them at a UK ATP about 10 years ago, they played to a crowd of about 200 tops. Despite this, they were excellent.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:21 (five years ago) Permalink

I think it was the ilm '70s poll that introduced me to Cheap Trick and iirc a lot of the non-Americans didn't know who they were then either

Number None, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:30 (five years ago) Permalink

Total classic. Cheap Trick and the original surrender, I mean.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:31 (five years ago) Permalink

^

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:34 (five years ago) Permalink

In fairness Steve Albini (whose ATP it was) did put them in the big room and The Fall downstairs in the little room, which is is not the best decision I have ever seen.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:34 (five years ago) Permalink

wth, everyone who never heard surrender?

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Budokan is not the world, apparently

da croupier, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Perky "Rest of World" has own Government, Laws(, Culture).

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:52 (five years ago) Permalink

In fairness Steve Albini (whose ATP it was) did put them in the big room and The Fall downstairs in the little room, which is is not the best decision I have ever seen.

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, April 2, 2012 7:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's the best decision I've ever seen.

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Cannot imagine my life without "Surrender" tbh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:28 (five years ago) Permalink

Think I prob first heard "Surrender" in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:45 (five years ago) Permalink

this thing where more people in the UK want to go to see the Fall than Cheap Trick is possibly the biggest UK/US divide I've learned about from ILX

gimme prizza (crüt), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:03 (five years ago) Permalink

I think the first time I heard Surrender was in Over the Edge

and I am an American who would totally go see the Fall instead of Cheap Trick

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:10 (five years ago) Permalink

but Surrender still owns

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I would go see the fall AND cheap trick but given the choice I would go w/cheap trick

gimme prizza (crüt), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I first heard it in "over the edge" which used to on HBO constantly when I was a kid and has a pretty awesome soundtrack.

joygoat, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Cannot imagine my life without "Surrender" tbh

Veg OTM

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:13 (five years ago) Permalink

cheap trick owns the fall, end of discussion

dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:13 (five years ago) Permalink

What is "GOAT"?

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I really did not get The Fall until one day in 2011 I suddenly loved them. It was weird.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:17 (five years ago) Permalink

GOAT = greatest of all time

dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:17 (five years ago) Permalink

More people at ATP would rather go see The Fall than Cheap Trick - most people in the UK have never heard of either - which in Cheap Trick's case is possibly the real UK/US divide.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:18 (five years ago) Permalink

Wow, this rush of Cheap Trick love is roughly analogous to the time Richard Harris album sales spiked in the wake of Weird Al dropping "Jurassic Park".

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:18 (five years ago) Permalink

cheap trick owns the fall, end of discussion

― dayo, Monday, April 2, 2012 3:13 PM (6 minutes ago)

this is soooo wroooong

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:21 (five years ago) Permalink

Speaking as an Amurrican, I probably like the Fall more than Cheap Trick, who did have a handful of unassailable songs (everyone forgets the UBER classics like "Southern Girls" and "Elo Kiddies").

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:22 (five years ago) Permalink

I love the Fall, have seen them live half a dozen times, but couldn't turn down the opportunity to see Cheap Trick. Anyway I'm taking this to ILM to prevent further derailment.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:23 (five years ago) Permalink

surely albini putting the fall and cheap trick on at the same time counts as irl trolling

goole, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:25 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm afraid we're losing sight of the brilliance of DWH's post.

Your mommy's all right
Her dinner tonight
Might just seem a little weeeeeird
Placenta
Placenta
Baked in a cheese souffleeeeeeeee

Also, What's ATP?

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:29 (five years ago) Permalink

Adenosine Tri Phosphate

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:29 (five years ago) Permalink

All Tomorrow's Parties

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:30 (five years ago) Permalink

Joey Ramone would apparently sing Surrender with them onstage at Lollapalooza.

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:30 (five years ago) Permalink

Placenta
Placenta
Don't give your fetus a-wa-aaay

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:31 (five years ago) Permalink

An artist-curated festival, Jeff Mangum ran the one just gone.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 April 2012 14:32 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't believe the world revolves around the United States of America, but I have to admit I've been shocked that the entire Planet Earth hasn't been dancing to the classic rock hits of Cheap Trick or REO Speedwagon all these years.

A few months ago, my Australian bride and I finally had the WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD "MR. ROBOTO"? conversation.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to this Tesla bootleg.

pplains, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:14 (five years ago) Permalink

ysi?

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

don't cheapen Cheap Trick by lumping them in with REO Speedwagon

gimme prizza (crüt), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:36 (five years ago) Permalink

I do think that to the average Briton Cheap Trick probably sounds like the Status Quo with more spunk or something, whereas in the US they were first-wave new-wave, grouped together with Blondie and The Cars, y'know: almost punk!

― the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, April 2, 2012 11:40 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do not google Status Quo + more spunk, for the love of god

― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, April 2, 2012 11:43 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dancing with Mr. T (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:47 (five years ago) Permalink

crut, all those Illinois bands not from Chicago sound alike to me.

pplains, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:48 (five years ago) Permalink

i wouldn't wanna get on the wrong side of those 50000 mark e smith fans ...

http://betterpropaganda.com/images/artwork/50X000_Fall_Fans_CanXt_Be_WrongX_39_Golden_Greats-FallX_The_480.jpg

... but yes, if the fall & cheap trick were playing simultaneously then i'd go to see cheap trick over the fall too.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:50 (five years ago) Permalink

we all have that sweater vest

the guy was ugly human (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:51 (five years ago) Permalink

man I wish I had that sweater vest

http://i.imgur.com/TBVkw.gif (silby), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I knew Surrender from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, plus Dream Police and If You Want My Love, and of course The Flame and Don't Be Cruel which were briefly favorite songs when I was 13 when my ears were still made of wood.

Mr Veg helped me fill in the blanks and then The Sex-America-Cheap Trick box set changed my life permanently, Cheap Trick-wise.

I didn't know anything about Journey, or Tesla til I moved here...I knew REO Speedwagon though.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:57 (five years ago) Permalink

Can't imagine being a boy on the verge of puberty and seeing my mom naked on the reg.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can

― Euler, Monday, April 2, 2012 12:40 PM Bookmark

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

hee hee

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

I misread that at first as 'my mom naked on the rag' and was like WHAAAAAT

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

loooooooooooord

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:07 (five years ago) Permalink

I think "your mama" insults are kinda common in the US too...? Anyway, even if it's a "Latin" thing, I wonder what are roots of it? I guess mothers are held in higher esteem in Latin countries than in Northern Europe, for example...

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 12:02 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tuomas, your mother is held in high esteem by many, mainly me.

― Euler, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 12:08 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

4ref

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:10 (five years ago) Permalink

bam

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:14 (five years ago) Permalink

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:14 (five years ago) Permalink

never saw fast times at ridgemont high either btw

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:18 (five years ago) Permalink

If you gis it while listening to Cheap Trick and the Cars, you'll pretty much get the idea.

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:22 (five years ago) Permalink

the movie is about a guy who is addicted to 80s music and looking at google image search

iatee, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:23 (five years ago) Permalink

Excited to post my ballot and show just how uninterested I was in affecting the overall results.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:25 (five years ago) Permalink

haha wrong thread hee hee (ducks)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

Every day I regret bookmarking this thread.

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:31 (five years ago) Permalink

sadtrombone.gif

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

when someone said the 33 1/3 guys didn't want to do a cheap trick book and i was like "IMPOSSIBLE THEY ARE BELOVED BY ALL." this thread has made me sadder + wiser

techno pink (reddening), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:34 (five years ago) Permalink

I dislike both Cheap Trick and Fast Times at Ridgemont High

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:46 (five years ago) Permalink

how do you feel about The Fall or Kiss?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:53 (five years ago) Permalink

my sister is a professional mommy blogger and she complains abt her commenters all the time on facebook

lag∞n, Monday, 2 April 2012 20:55 (five years ago) Permalink

^ sounds like a salon.com article headline

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:06 (five years ago) Permalink

I love Guns 'n Roses, like this album, but despite this, it is still my lifelong dream to throw a potato at Axl Rose during a concert.

― Heroin Kills (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, May 8, 2010 10:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why "potato"?

― t**t, Monday, May 10, 2010 8:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What finally made him decide, "You know, I've weighed all my options and all their potential consequences, and I'm going to throw a potato at him?"

Potato makes sense to me, tho'

― bendy, Monday, May 10, 2010 8:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Actually, I think there's some decent stuff on it."

― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, May 10, 2010 9:01 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

On the potato?

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, April 2, 2012 2:48 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:43 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:44 (five years ago) Permalink

suggest mash up

beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Argh

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2012 22:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Maybe he was baked when he thought of it.

nickn, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:00 (five years ago) Permalink

well we've made a hash of the excelsior thread

the penultimate prophets (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Appetite For Au Gratin

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:03 (five years ago) Permalink

G N' R Lays

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Stew Your Illusion

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:09 (five years ago) Permalink

The Gnocchi Incident

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:10 (five years ago) Permalink

Pierogi City

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:11 (five years ago) Permalink

Live ?!*@ Latke Suicide

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

A+

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Yes, deepest thanks and congratulations.

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:14 (five years ago) Permalink

high five!

beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:14 (five years ago) Permalink

g n' r fries

mookieproof, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:28 (five years ago) Permalink

sweet potato pie of mine

goole, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Hang on, it took 2 years for that zing?

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:57 (five years ago) Permalink

g n' r: classic or spud?

dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Clerks and/or Death to Smoochy > The Big Lebowski > Ghostbusters
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:19 (five years ago) Permalink

take me down to the paradise city where the fries are green and the mash is gritty

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:21 (five years ago) Permalink

can it, pathetic philth.

xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:22 (five years ago) Permalink

after reading a comparison like that, i actually believe that maybe you were worth a damn as a stand-up.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:28 (five years ago) Permalink

itt lamp puts balls in an unflattering light

― some dude, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:09 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:07 (five years ago) Permalink

champagne comedy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:10 (five years ago) Permalink

Hang on, it took 2 years for that zing?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:57 (2 hours ago) Permalink

from the sour cream?

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:41 (five years ago) Permalink

lol clerks. morbs, you never fail

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:06 (five years ago) Permalink

hoos i was just coming here to post that!

Nascar Pony (stevie), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 06:55 (five years ago) Permalink

nypost headline

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:43 (five years ago) Permalink

A couple changed their kid's diaper on the TABLE in the restaurant.

― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, April 2, 2012 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"restaurant"

― recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, April 2, 2012 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you sure they weren't unwrapping their dinner?

― some dude, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 9:40 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:03 (five years ago) Permalink

re subway

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:03 (five years ago) Permalink

TISH

re badoom

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:13 (five years ago) Permalink

LOOOOL

Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:20 (five years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:30 (five years ago) Permalink

that is the best

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:33 (five years ago) Permalink

roffle

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:55 (five years ago) Permalink

11111111000000000011111111122226

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry my cat decide to post

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:11 (five years ago) Permalink

That's no way to get a 77 invite, kitty

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

cat otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:29 (five years ago) Permalink

kitty was channeling Bender from Futurama, at least till it started to type "2"

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Bender: "Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."
Fry [comforting]: "It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two."

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Cat was actually quoting Mitt Romney

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

(9:49:54 AM) Whiney: I DONT CARE ABOUT FUCKING BRONIES

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Way to reject his fanbase.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (five years ago) Permalink

it's like our own version of the lost generation, only instead of "kidnapped and brainwashed into terrorists" it's "accidentally watched 'Baby Geniuses'"

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 6:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:22 (five years ago) Permalink

oops jefferson starship
― buzza, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 10:46 PM (Yesterday)

airplane, starship, wheelchair, who can keep track honestly
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 10:47 PM (Yesterday)

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 11:21 (five years ago) Permalink

re: the big lebowski


A line like "He fixes the cable?" is a cute cheap laugh, but doesn't fit the character, who probably would be quite familiar with porn tropes.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dayo, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 12:03 (five years ago) Permalink

I always thought it was like, you got your ass kicked -> u are butthurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:40 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:41 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are hurt, and a butt.

― i remember when there was time for klax (ledge), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:42 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hurt my butt today to see if I still feel

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:42 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:47 (five years ago) Permalink

i hope that morbz quote is just comments very much in character and not a real insight into his interpretive skills

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:52 (five years ago) Permalink

no, it's a really crystalline example of my awesome critical skills.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

and your in depth knowledge of porn stereotypes

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:36 (five years ago) Permalink

From the Republican presidential primary thread:

Saw this in a comments thread and lolled:

Santorum will never quit - his religion won't allow him to pull out.....

― On the sidelines in a trash can grumping (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

just picked up blue nights from the lib. i accidentally requested the large print edition, and it's all a bit distracting to have the book in such huge font, and with boldface in lieu of italics.

― rayuela, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no she insisted it be published like that, it's to make its insights into ageing more tangible

― john-claude van donne (schlump), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:29 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:05 (five years ago) Permalink

i think that santorum joke is from colbert report?

Nascar Pony (stevie), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:13 (five years ago) Permalink

What did D'Arcy do besides look cool while holding the bass?

― billstevejim, Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:46 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Meth

― a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(and lots of it)

― a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

man i gotta watch pride and prejudice again

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

read P&P, try to keep pace with the book, imo

a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:21 (five years ago) Permalink

otm

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:27 (five years ago) Permalink

you gotta look out for those anarchists, you never know when they'll start the next world war one

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:27 (five years ago) Permalink

(re: "The Dead Zone")

"The ICE . . . is gonna BREAK!"

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get those SCISSORS out of your MOUTH

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait so this movie is just walken yelling advice at people who do stupid shit in horror movies?

don't GO in that room ALONE

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:41 (five years ago) Permalink

Disco Bob and MC Criminal
sb me for this, but I googled these to make sure they weren't actually like, influential musicians in the rnrhof.

― beachville, Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:34 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Disco Bob won't be eligible until 2016

― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:35 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 22:14 (five years ago) Permalink

oh yeah it was pretty intentional. but seriously at this point any new york-based artist whose art is primarily about being a starving artist in new york can jump in a well afaic

― some dude, Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

food in there

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:53 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 02:53 (five years ago) Permalink

From the 'Battleship' movie thread:

Michel Gondry/Charlie Kaufman present Tweetleship

― Ned Raggett, Friday, April 6, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:05 (five years ago) Permalink

ahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:40 (five years ago) Permalink

I just can't believe that the Entertainment Weekly list of the 30 Greatest Artists Right Now got it so wrong

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, April 6, 2012 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls, Saturday, 7 April 2012 07:46 (five years ago) Permalink

the quintessential taki episode was when he referred to himself as a soi-disant antisemite, thinking that it meant 'so-called'

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, April 7, 2012 11:01 AM Bookmark

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Saturday, 7 April 2012 15:59 (five years ago) Permalink

in re: thomas kinkade's death

R.I.P. sweet prints

― StanM, Saturday, April 7, 2012 4:59 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:20 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

beachville, Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:24 (five years ago) Permalink

omg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 April 2012 17:04 (five years ago) Permalink

plz explain to me this whole federalism thing, I'm confused, I thought obama literally controlled everything in america

― iatee, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:27 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

before I do, please explain your dumb sarcasm.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:31 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is the point of saying 'it doen't matter fuck-all' when state-level politics are a completely different beast?

― iatee, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys you play for the same team

― dayo, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't remember iatee posting in the Jake Gyllenhall thread iirc.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Saturday, 7 April 2012 18:06 (five years ago) Permalink

*applause*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 April 2012 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

idea for american pie 8:
- girl gets pregnant
- girl gives birth
- placenta gets baked in a pie
- guy has sex with placenta pie
- omg hilarity ensues

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 11:31 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 8 April 2012 22:20 (five years ago) Permalink

are u guys going to make me post The Homosexuals special from '67, or will you impress me with something serious this guy ever did besides ask Kirk Douglas tough questions?

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whats the homo spesh

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 homos with a side of steak fries.

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, April 9, 2012 4:20 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:01 (five years ago) Permalink

hall of fame, right there

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:04 (five years ago) Permalink

it's the decision to make them steak fries that puts it over the top for some reason.

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:06 (five years ago) Permalink

otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:29 (five years ago) Permalink

^^^ irl lols @ this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this...I love it.

aerosmith = hero

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying over here

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hooooly shit

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 this

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah dying

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tis a beauty

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aww

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brilliant

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee hee

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cat otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*applause*

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:42 (five years ago) Permalink

gfy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:47 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:52 (five years ago) Permalink

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those lols, I'll have you know

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:53 (five years ago) Permalink

that's um...a placenta beret

the kind you find in a second hand whore?
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, April 9, 2012 8:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is all-time, kind of in awe here

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:10 (five years ago) Permalink

nope, no lols from me, now that I'm being monitored

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:17 (five years ago) Permalink

how flair is punished

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:21 (five years ago) Permalink

It's so sad to watch a sweet LOL die. Oh, ILX, why?

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:22 (five years ago) Permalink

to expand I think back in the day there was still this 'lol, that site is called google' factor now it's just like, oh there's a new site called bloopblorp, sure I'll use bloopblorp, bloopblorp seems useful and like the next day you'll hear people in suits on cspan talking about their bloopblorp account

it wasn't meant to be like 'I'm too cool for bloopblorp...I remember when names had real value'

― iatee, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol bloopblorp

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"bloopblorp is a site that lets you share the things you like with others in your network."

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

― the late great, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

andrew bloopblorp, media probopaploor

― goole, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:52 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:25 (five years ago) Permalink

arg fuckit I don't care, I'm lolling (gfy canks)

"bleep your friends and blorp them back"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:28 (five years ago) Permalink

lag∞n is ice cr?m not canks

crüt, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:29 (five years ago) Permalink

but... but... canks didn't post in this thread

swaghand (dayo), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:30 (five years ago) Permalink

*horror movie strings*

swaghand (dayo), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:30 (five years ago) Permalink

i quit

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:30 (five years ago) Permalink

*dies of embarrassment*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:31 (five years ago) Permalink

<3

crüt, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:31 (five years ago) Permalink

'bloopblorp' sounds like the name of a town in South Africa.

they do do doo doo sandwiches (snoball), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:31 (five years ago) Permalink

my son is also named bloopblorp

swaghand (dayo), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:32 (five years ago) Permalink

my iphone is blorp enabled but I don't know if I can bloop

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:33 (five years ago) Permalink

media probopaploor is what made me lose it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:34 (five years ago) Permalink

reminds me of Janie Jorpjomp

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Take your bottom dollar
Put it in your hand
bloop blorp, bloop blorp blorp
bloop blorp, bloop blorp band

they do do doo doo sandwiches (snoball), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:34 (five years ago) Permalink

I've been wanting to ask for a while but I couldn't resist obvious jokey wording and I still can't but I don't care anymore so I ask you:

Is cankles Hungry4Ass?

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:57 (five years ago) Permalink

yes

although maybe I'm not the best person to ask

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeh I'd say you're not.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:07 (five years ago) Permalink

ftr I bit the goofy Internet name joke from either ice cram or lamp in some old thread

iatee, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't get what you're saying.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:10 (five years ago) Permalink

vegemitegrrl's right, it's canks

markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:10 (five years ago) Permalink

but I do know the difference, I just got confused that one time I swear

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:12 (five years ago) Permalink

anyway yes to asscanks

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:14 (five years ago) Permalink

(gfy canks)

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 6:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh... my... god...

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:31 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm sorry icey plz forgive me

but the gfy still applies

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:32 (five years ago) Permalink

nah its cool ade is one of the all time greats imho

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:32 (five years ago) Permalink

i was gonna say, it's actually giving a ridiculous amount of credit

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:34 (five years ago) Permalink

canks is gonna be maaaaad, lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:35 (five years ago) Permalink

hee hee

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:37 (five years ago) Permalink

As I was scrolling the list of lolz I was actually expecting sic to have been the one posting it, he's done that before (to me, as well)

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:10 (five years ago) Permalink

now both of you go stand in the corner, next to HOOS

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:17 (five years ago) Permalink

there it is

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 08:14 (five years ago) Permalink

VEG SHAZ the LOLmarker

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 12:13 (five years ago) Permalink

i just see VG as the Paula Abdul of Excelsiors. everyone looks pretty, everyone's lol is so nice.

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 12:39 (five years ago) Permalink

positivity is underrated

tanuki, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:07 (five years ago) Permalink

disagree tbh

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:17 (five years ago) Permalink

on this board it is

I think most of us are intelligent enough that we don't need some kind of humor quality control, it's just really fkn tiresome

tanuki, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:32 (five years ago) Permalink

yah u def dont need some kind of humor quality control because for sure ur intelligent enough

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:49 (five years ago) Permalink

ironic that you'd be humor quality control, icey

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

damn dont u have some pottery to compliment or something

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:56 (five years ago) Permalink

think it's just fortunate that the person on ilx who is most contemptuous of womankind is also, in the shape of lag∞n formerly known as ice cr?m formerly known as Cooper Chucklebutt, arguably the most consistently witty, thought-provoking and altogether engaging person on all of ilx

whereas if say, the role of mysoginy kaiser fell to a poster like oh i dont know, C K Dexter Holland, it wouldn't be such an interesting combination of skillsets

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:04 (five years ago) Permalink

thankfully we dont have spelling bees here

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:05 (five years ago) Permalink

think it's just fortunate that the person on ilx who is most contemptuous of womankind is also, in the shape of lag∞n formerly known as ice cr?m formerly known as Cooper Chucklebutt

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:04 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait what

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Ilx: more negativity, not enough clam

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:07 (five years ago) Permalink

go get your potterybox, fraulein

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I'd just like to say for the record because shit seems to be getting heated in here my compiling of vegi lolsigns was strictly for the lolz and not some intense critical throwdown

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:09 (five years ago) Permalink

CLAM

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:11 (five years ago) Permalink

why do you hate women, icey?

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:11 (five years ago) Permalink

why do you hate vegemite?

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:11 (five years ago) Permalink

did a jar of sandwich spread try to touch you when you were a child?

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:12 (five years ago) Permalink

twenty line vegi lolsign array, mixed emoticon/verbal delight expressions, curated by lag∞n for the twelfh vienna expo of media art

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

it's not that I hate women exactly i just do it to maintain my own privilege m/l nothing personal, patriarchy for lyfe

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

why you gotta pick on the innocent pottery though

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:15 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.vipstylecars.com/forums/images/smilies/smiley-rofl.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:15 (five years ago) Permalink

no such thing as innocent pottery

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:16 (five years ago) Permalink

l∞l

judith, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:16 (five years ago) Permalink

meta aside: i appreciate vegrrl's capability to shrug these kinda soft jabs off as INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS and keep on trucking without a full on how dare you clusterfuck; hers is an example to be followed by many wouldbe borad hardmen

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

and all pottery is innocent till proven guilty see case of people vs clay

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:18 (five years ago) Permalink

arguably the most consistently witty, thought-provoking and altogether engaging person on all of ilx

I'd like to have an argument, plz

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:21 (five years ago) Permalink

can't believe c k dexter holland has been usurped as misogyny kaiser

ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:21 (five years ago) Permalink

gott in himmel

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

i always feel like researched zings can only be understood as affectionate.

judith, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:23 (five years ago) Permalink

often but definitely not always

some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:23 (five years ago) Permalink

xp or stalkery

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:23 (five years ago) Permalink

i always feel like researched zings can only be understood as affectionate.

― judith, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:23 PM (43 seconds ago)

the prettiest roses have the sharpest thorns tho

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:24 (five years ago) Permalink

k

am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:36 (five years ago) Permalink

aside from a brief moment of embarrassment at being singled out, and a fleeting kill me now for confusing icey and canks. I took icey's original post in the spirit with which it was intended. <3

and for the record: I like pretty much all of you. You're funny. I tend to catalog the moments when ilxors make me laugh and if that is annoying, well...big fucking deal. The way I see it you guys are getting off lightly. I could be way, way more annoying.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:05 (five years ago) Permalink

wtf i'm the misogyny kaiser

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:08 (five years ago) Permalink

xp board description if ever i heard one

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:09 (five years ago) Permalink

gfy

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:15 (five years ago) Permalink

i enjoyed your mixup VG because it kind of backs up my impression of icey as cankles-lite

some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:15 (five years ago) Permalink

I think of you as one of the alexes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:16 (five years ago) Permalink

Cank Ice, surely

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:17 (five years ago) Permalink

you're cank as ice

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:17 (five years ago) Permalink

ice cank of creamie

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:19 (five years ago) Permalink

i enjoyed your mixup VG because it kind of backs up my impression of icey as cankles-lite

― some dude, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is ca-ray-zy

max, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:20 (five years ago) Permalink

i am one of the alexes!

some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:20 (five years ago) Permalink

yes u r

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:21 (five years ago) Permalink

have never confused buddhist icey for old testament hungry4ass

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:24 (five years ago) Permalink

lag∞n, let me ask you something.

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:24 (five years ago) Permalink

haha old testament hungry4ass

some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:25 (five years ago) Permalink

it was a brainfart, I don't honestly find them that confusing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:25 (five years ago) Permalink

*god voice* HUNGRY 4 ASS

Fook Lee (Matt P), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:26 (five years ago) Permalink

VG, you need to start a thread to the moderators about how you're being hassled.

Also change your name three or four times.

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm going to go back over to the kids' table.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:27 (five years ago) Permalink

that's where the party's at

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

VG is great.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

otm

horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

*god voice* HUNGRY 4 ASS
--Fook Lee (Matt P)

Powerlol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:51 (five years ago) Permalink

I went to school with a kid who composed a ~900 page paen to Rambo Smurf and his adventures sailing around the world in an invisible, elephant-powered submarine.

― fka snush (remy bean), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:44 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He got a full scholarship to MIT

― fka snush (remy bean), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:46 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't know they had a writing program there

― goole, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was for invisible, elephant-powered submarine research, I'd imagine.

― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:54 (five years ago) Permalink

yah u def dont need some kind of humor quality control because for sure ur intelligent enough

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:49 AM (2 hours ago)

fuck you

tanuki, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

seriously of all the people you are the most callous and irreverent

diaf

tanuki, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:13 (five years ago) Permalink

what if I really did diaf then u would feel terrible

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:16 (five years ago) Permalink

ice ----> steam

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:17 (five years ago) Permalink

ice stæm

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

ice st?m

swaghand (dayo), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:20 (five years ago) Permalink

hungry for ash

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:21 (five years ago) Permalink

u madiaf

am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:29 (five years ago) Permalink

VG is great.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:44 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

OTM, but I didn't read le goon's list as mean-spirited b/c it ended with a ;) or a :D which changed it from a slap to a gentle ribbing. Also, a "gfy" from Veg is like being spat on by one's own mother or father.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:39 (five years ago) Permalink

"good for you!" *spat*

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink

I don't know what that means but I'll take it as a compliment

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink

VG is great.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:44 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

OTM again. This place needs all the positivity bombs it can get.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:43 (five years ago) Permalink

i dont agree w that but vg is great

judith, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

god shut up all of you please lock this thread

max, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:47 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

estela, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:50 (five years ago) Permalink

xxxpost (I rest my case)

Nothing is ever gonna quell ILX's often cynical and world-weary demeanor. Positivity is like the occasional ice floe in the perpetually-boiling sea.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:50 (five years ago) Permalink

stfu lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:50 (five years ago) Permalink

I think what max is saying is that it's time for a new excelsior

swaghand (dayo), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:51 (five years ago) Permalink

VG, I meant that you don't go use those words a lot. If you really said that and meant it, it would be crushing. That's why lagoon's reaction to your gfy ("oh...my...god...") was appropriate, though intended to be part of the banter between you two (if I understood what was happening).

But yes, someone should burn it all down and start over.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

  • lagoon was gently ribbing vegemite girl for being hoos-like
  • vegemite girl got the joke
  • lagoon is not the boards biggest misogynist (?!?!?!)
  • positivity is not at all an unencumbered force for good, relentless self-criticism is the only way ilx can survive, if you want people being nice to each other i suggest metafilter

max, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

now please lock this thread forever

max, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm sure the next excelsior thread will very much be different.

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

how do u do those bullet point things

thomp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

vote for 'LOLling "Is this EXCELSIOR?" thread'

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

how is being mean to someone else "self-criticism"

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Place a -* at the start of each bullet point. The bulleted list will continue until you start a line without a -* now gfy

pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:54 (five years ago) Permalink

and since when are ppl nice to each other on metafilter

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:54 (five years ago) Permalink

ILXor reading comprehension exceptionally low today. Sunspot activity?

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:55 (five years ago) Permalink

don't be a creeper, lagoon

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:55 (five years ago) Permalink

how is being mean to someone else "self-criticism"

― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:54 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a maoist thing, we are a collective,

max, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Excelsior op 3voor12

am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:56 (five years ago) Permalink

*hang on a sec
*huh

thomp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:57 (five years ago) Permalink

  • wait
  • is this it

thomp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:57 (five years ago) Permalink

  • neato

thomp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:57 (five years ago) Permalink

if you want people being nice to each other i suggest metafilter

I haven't been on Metafilter in years, so I'm not sure if this is a joke. I stopped visiting b/c there were too many apologists for sexism, casual homophobia, and casual racism.

  • test
  • test

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZydtG3xqI

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

  • This
  • is great

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

  • fuck yes
  • woo

thomp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:59 (five years ago) Permalink

  • the
onlyway
to
heal
is
bullets

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

  • g
  • f
  • y

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

  • lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Things to gf today:

  • y

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:01 (five years ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:01 (five years ago) Permalink

you know, this whole discussion i've been parsing it as 'good for you'

thomp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:01 (five years ago) Permalink

'read the friendly manual'

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

acronyms i googled today: gfy, diaf

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

  • in honor of this outpouring of support for me I've had ribbons created, I hope you'll all wear them
  • i throw around gfy's like 'blow it out your ear' so it's really not a thing
  • this thread got really weird

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought gfy was good for you too

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (five years ago) Permalink

wait

acronyms i googled today:

  • gfy
  • diaf

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (five years ago) Permalink

i used to think ftw was "fuck the world"

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

  • give
  • me
  • back
  • my
  • bullets

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

Thread of Veg appreciation.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:06 (five years ago) Permalink

  • can i do
_*this

goole, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:07 (five years ago) Permalink

  • whoops

goole, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

polyphonic, it is, traditionally. internet kids just corrupted it.

there's a biker t-shirt company called "forever tw0 wheels co." in town and it's a jokey thing because motorcyclists were the original users of "ftw" for "fuck the world" afaik

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

  • -* -*

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

?

-* (am0n), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:09 (five years ago) Permalink

?

― -* (am0n), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:09 PM

-* (am0n), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:09 (five years ago) Permalink

no dice

goole, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:10 (five years ago) Permalink

  • "lol"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:11 (five years ago) Permalink

you would say that.

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I thought FTW was that lame 'for the win' thing kids were saying last year.

fka snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

i came here for some funny! not that you guys aren't uh...really...funny....

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

it is, remy. the kids. they take all our good things.

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:13 (five years ago) Permalink

huh totally thought FTW was fuck the world

Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:13 (five years ago) Permalink

what if it could mean more then one thing

bnw, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:14 (five years ago) Permalink

ftw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:14 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought gfy meant go fuck yourself

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:14 (five years ago) Permalink