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Which ones were your favourites? and which ones would you like to, you know ?

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

k9 = best

not sure about the second bit, but not Sophie Aldred or the bloke from Blue Peter.

chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sophie aldred. sophie aldred.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(aargh mind meld as i am listening to Orbital's version of the theme tune RIGHT NOW!!) it's obv sophie alread as she was v handy with explosives and once beat a Dalek up with a baseball bat cos she was incensed at it calling her a "small human"! if that's not rocking i dunno what is!

katie, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

nup, Sophie Aldred sets off my "Bubbly person alarm" which instantly rules out any sort of crush.

chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alan and Katie, get thee to a mentalist asylum. Ace was teethgrindingly awful. My answer to both questions: Romana II, like, obviously.

RickyT, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.consoleroom.com/assistants/nicola_b/nb_mx_08.jpg

peri, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ROMANA II - k-ROWR obv. Ace... mmm, num num. (the actress herself is even more attractive now.)

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

um AHEM christopher, and alang come to that, SOME of us like Dr Who assistants for OTHER reasons than having a crush on them you know! (eg. the explosives thing). you big load of shallow pervertalists you.

katie, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lalla Ward is famously married to Stephen Dawkins. Rowrrr.

K9 is pretty foxy. the way that thing comes out of his forehead - hubba hubba.

watching Robots of Death relatively recently convinces that Leela is the best ever assistant. you can't really imagine Ace saying something like "Touch me again and I'll cripple you".

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It is threads like this that make me believe that men really would shag a bag of soil (or puddle of mud or whatever it was) regardless of their age. Good grief.

Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Eh? OK, DV being attracted to a metal dog is kind of odd, but I hardly think Lalla Ward, Louise Jameson and Sophie Aldred constitute a gallery of supreme mingdom.

RickyT, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I loved the way he said "Mistress Romana" though

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can't remember the others but SOPHIE ALDRED?!!?? PUHLEASE! She is SO ROUGH! And has a square head! Give me a bag of soil any time.

Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(haha and then emma lezzes up with the bag of soil...)

katie, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

those bags of soil are very accomodating.

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/road/xgj15/Finxy127.jpg

ROWR!

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

But DON'T YOU SEE? Her head! It's SQUARE!

Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, I take it back, Sophie Aldred is a bit grim.

RickyT, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's not Sophie Aldred! And I did say I couldn't remember the others. Though that soil is looking mighty fine I must say.

Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, that's Lalla Ward.

RickyT, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha look the bag of soil has found itself a hoe!

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Search: http://www.shillpages.com/dw/padburw0.jpg

Jeff W, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the way the soil comes with gloves so you don't get your hands dirty.

RickyT, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sophie Aldred is second on my wife list. after Jessica Stephenson. the bag of soil is way down (6th or 7th)

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(oh god, JeffW a friend of mine is now seeing her ex! please use googleguard speak)

Tom -- please delete this thread

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I ain't no hoe no!

Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Exactly where is Mr. Perry in all this? It's SO his thread -- salacious comments and Doctor Who!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

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Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't remember Alan Trewartha being an assistant. Frazier Hines anyway for k-rub Scottish accent.

Pete, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

right you are ????

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

My favourite has to be Jo - Jon Pertwee's asst. I remember her wearing a stripy jumper in The Seadevils, my earliest Dr Who memory.

Jez, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry Alan I was just applying the appropriate GoogleGuard

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh you men and your testosterone-fuelled fites!

katie, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

At least we can slay mammoths!

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one for the 'destroy' pile:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/doctors/comp_mel.shtml

koogydelbbog, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

didn't the Jo Grant actress do a saucy shoot for Playboy? do a websearch for Katy Manning and bob's your uncle, wheh wheh wheh.

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's a noise that is reserved for such images. it is this: Yuraaaaagruh. it is the noise made by Sideshow bob when he stands on rakes in the ep of the simpsons based on cape fear. it is said through gritted teeth.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(both Katy Manning nude draped over dalek, and anything to do with Mel)

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

My word it's Deano. Hello Deano! Run away!

Tim, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have mixed feelings about The Brigadier - I liked him, but he always appeared in the episodes set on Earth...ie the really terrifying ones. Bloody hell - The Green Death scarred me for years!

Jez, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jeff, isn't that like, a 12 year-old girl?

N., Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

and taken about 30 years ago.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Leela wins btw

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, but I was abt. 4 y.o. when it was taken, N. B-sides, how do you know I wasn't answering the first question?

Jeff W, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Girls - and homosexualists - where do you stand on the Rowr! factor of the boy assistants?

do any of Adric, the Brigadier, Turlough, or Harry etc. reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Adric is usually cited, esp the bit where he is trapped in the master's weird maths/web thing in Castrovalva and he allegedly has a very visible erection. i'm not so convinced.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

susan!!

mark s, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nyssa!
I had this signed photo of her by my bed for years. Plus she was always in her undies!
http://www.rassi.com/graphics/nyssa02.jpg

Simeon, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

bangbus => bandbus => bardbus => tardbus => DO YOU SEE??

mark s, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the fact that at the bottom of the Sophie Aldred photo it says 'Finxy'.

She sure is one finxy lady.

Ally C, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sophie aldred sophie aldred etc. Can't go wrong.

Matt, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD A DOCTOR WHO THREAD WHILE I WAS IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

Leela was far and away my favorite. She was foxy and completely lethal; "Robots Of Death" is so classic it hurts. Zoe was also foxy and smart. My favorite TARDIS crew of all time is Tegan, Nyssa and Turlough, though. They were only together for two shows, but the whole evil companion thing was SO GREBT.

Dan Perry, Sunday, 4 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Turlough was a great assistant but looked rather ungainly in a school uniform, what with him being about thirty or something at the time.

Lalla Ward. mmmmmmmmmmm.

misterjones, Monday, 5 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Funnily enough I was watching some Dr Who over the weekend and man is that Mel annoying. Its hardly surprising but she acts like shes in a pantomime all the fucking time.

And wasn't the thing about Ace that the storys became about her psychological enemies? So that the Curse of Fenric wasn't about blood drinking zombies and Nicholas Parson as a Parson but was actually about Ace's deep seated need for/hartred of her mother.

Anyway for the real issues - I'd wanna be trapped in a Tardis with Sarah Jane.

Winkelmann, Tuesday, 6 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
Oh yeah, Lalla Ward is not cute and has the acting chops of a plank of wood. I was so ANGRY that they got rid of the infinitely-better Mary Tamm for her.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 September 2002 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mary Tamm was up the duff when she left - did she leave of her own volition or was she pushed? It would be great if they'd written her pregnancy into the show, and had the Doctor express a smidgin of regret for the terrible, terrible fun they'd had before never seeing her again.

what ethnicity was Tegan meant to be? I mean, she sounded Australian, but Jovanka sounds kind of African.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 September 2002 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tegan was supposed to be from Melbourne, if I remember correctly. She ROCKED. Best companions of all-time:

Jamie
Zoe
Sarah Jane Smith
Romana I
Leela
Tegan
Turlough
Benny
Roz
Fitz

(Yes, I cheated and put book companions in there.)

Victoria was cute; too bad she was so UNBEARABLY SHRILL AND TWEE. I've never seen her on-screen portrayal, but I still wanted the monsters to pull her head off.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 September 2002 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

You haven't seen Victoria on-screen? So haven't seen Tomb of the Cybermen? You must, you must!

(Admittedly there are those who could make intelligent arguments that there are more useful things to do with your time than watch black & white episodes of a long dead sci-fi series, especially episodes which, even by the standards of the show, have particularly cheesy special effects. Well, they can suck my stiff, slimy Ice Warrior.)

Oh yeah, Ian Chesterton rules - heterosexuality in the Tardis, never to be repeated.

B:Rad (Brad), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've always had a soft spot for the harry sullivan/ sarah jane smith years myself. lis sladen was impossibly nice when i met her as an awe struck young fan, but weirdly got on with my mum like a house on fire. most charming who actor i met when i was on full on obsessive mode though was anthony ainley - say what you will about the second master, i've rarely met a nicer bloke. he rather seemed to cling on to me as a last attempt at normality before the really scarey who fans with their knitted daleks came a calling and said to me "oh dear, i do so hope you don't end up taking it all quite so seriously as some of these poor people" which i thought rather sweet. jon pertwee on the other hand seemed incredibly bored until you mentioned anything non who based - in my case "the navy lark" - when suddenly the whole thing just ended up being a lot less of a chore for him

none of this of which has any relevance any more to the question so i shall now shut up...

commonswings, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 07:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jo Grant rules of course. Katy Manning = uber hornX0R.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

dr c likes screamers

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

How much crack does Dan Perry get through? Mary Tamm has been plankish in everything I've ever seen her in. she was a very good corpse in the recent Jonathan Creek xmas special.

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Romana I was aloof and superior. Romana II was piney and inappropriate (see the bizarre histrionics at the beginning of "The Liesure Hive" for a great example; she's bopping along the beach like striped tree stump until K-9 gets near the water, at which point she becomes a shrieking fishwife tearing out clumps of hair over the death of her only son, only to go right back to wooden regret in the next scene).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

whereas Romana I's emotional repoertoire ran the spectrum from "aloof" to "superior" and back again. With "corpse" she was just showing off ;-)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alan, she's really great in "The Pirate Planet" and "The Ribos Operation". I haven't seen it in years, but I remember her being great in "The Androids Of Tara", too.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh have your Romana I. I don't think it helps that her character was somewhat incidental to many of the key to time stories (esp Pirate Planet), which compounded with the ice-queeniness makes me remember her as insipid. Androids of Tara was as good as it got. she didn't get much of a run to establish herself i suppose.

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you want insipid, I give you the initial Jo Grant stories. Good God, I wanted to shake her when she first came on the show. Who knew that she was capable of being as fantastic as she was in "The Green Death" based on "Terror Of The Autons"?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've had this sudden thought of a Sontaran or Cyberman stumbling onto this thread and thinking "Doctor' Who's assistants... Search & Destroy! Resistance is Useless!"

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm, probic vents

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

You hardly need to play up the implicit rudeness of the Sontarans.

tigerclawskank, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"implicit"?????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

rudest dr who monsters! Alpha Centauri. that plant in Nightmare of Eden (oh my arms, oh my legs, oh my everything).

and why is the tracer buzzing in my hand? (nb, this is not a ref to tracer hand)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Search:

Thought Ian and Barbara in the very early Hartnell shows were terrific and made for each other. Does anyone remember the rather touching "montage" at the end of "The Chase" when they got back to 1960's London - running around Trafalgar Square, knocking on a police box door and laughing? Wouldn't you have wanted them to be your mum and dad?

Liz Shaw - the blue stocking scientist with a nice line in mini-skirts and Brian Jones fedoras.

Sarah-Jane - Lis Sladen was great. One of those "centred/focused" actors who no matter how shit the script was, breathed life into her character and carried herself with dignity.

Leela - probably my favourite. "You will do as the Doctor instructs, or I will cut out your heart!"

Romana I - Mary Tamm was equally good, v. aloof, superior, just standing there looking fabulous and making pithy remarks. Like Glynis Barber/Soolin off Blake's 7 for much the same reason. Lalla Ward had her moments but I'll never forgive her for blubbing at the pepperpots during "Destiny Of The Daleks", something Tamm would never have stooped to.

Tegan/Nyssa - a double act really. Pete Davison was "my" Doctor, the guy who tuned me into Who back in the 80's and I wanted to grow up and be a Mormon so I could thoroughly debauch the pair of them.

Mel - don't start. Bonnie Langford acts like a demented Principal Boy throughout, but she gave an utterly crap character on the page her spirited best shot.

Destroy:

Zoe - catch her shrieking in "The Mind Robber".
Adric
Ace - utterly dismal and embarrassing attempt to keep up with the times. Aldred's a fine actress (great in emotional scenes) but the character - her terrible street yoof speak, her proficiency with hand-made explosives. Forget it.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

yow! now I got a reason to re-view sides nostalgia
classic = growing up and finding out the actresses formerly old-as-yer-mum were/are ROWRRR!

Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 5 October 2002 19:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...
Good old bag of soil.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

When this thread was originated I did not know how much of a minger Ace was.

BLOODY HELL.

Thankfully Tom has now explained to me how there are two Romanas. My favourite is obviously Romana TWO because of the RED SHOES OV DEATH. And the boater!

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

first Romana was always being rude to the Doctor, therefore she is the best.

actually given that the Romanas were the only Timelord assistants, it is presumably actually possible that either or both of them were getting it on with the Doctor.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...
tonight, as part of children in need, there appears to be a doctor who edition of 'the weakest link' featuring old doctors, assistants and talking tin cans.

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh goth-space trilogy on UK Gold tonight! And an entire WEEKEND of compost coming up on UK Gold. Hee.

Bag Of Soil (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

OMG WHO'S ON THE WEAKEST LINK??????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Oh it'll only be McCoy, and maybe Davison. Betcha.

And K-9.

Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

Search (in order of greatness): Leela, K-9, Romana II, Nyssa, Romana I, The Brigadier.
Destroy (in order of heinousness): Sarah Jane, Tegan, Turlough, Peri, everybody else.
Pour out a forty oz for: Adric.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Custos, you are on crack. Tegan, Turlogh and Sarah Jane are three of the five best companions (the other two being Leela and Romana I, natch).

Also, Zoe and Jamie rocked.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

i worked out that custos is actually homer simpson yesterday but i can't remember why!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

unfortunately to get to watch the weakest link thing you have to sit through 3 hours of 'an up next music from donny osmond'. pah.

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

Tegan once made an unforgettable crack. Only from memory, correct me comic book guy, etc, but I think the Doctor was talking about a planet wasteland where nothing ever happens and Tegan said 'I should show you Brisbane'.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

Of course, Leela wins with Romana a close second, but I named my daughter after Sarah-Jane.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

Turlough is very high up there, no doubt, esp. if we discount purely salacious motives (those included, I pretty much agree .. Leela, Romanas, Sarah Jane, Jo, in something like that order ... hey, how come no one mentioned Kamelion, haha).

I have a question, btw, has anyone here seen this panto-parody thing that's got Rowan Atkinson as the 9th Richard E. Grant as something like the 10th (quite handsome) Doctor, Hugh Grant as the 11th (handsome) doctor, Pryce or someone as the 17th master, Atkinson, Lumley ... oh hell:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0212887/

Point being, how on earth would a geek in Chicago get his eyes on this?!?

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

Custos, you are on crack.
No, Dan. You smoked my stash last night.
Lemme break this down...
Tegan: Whiny and unhelpful. Sure the actress was a hottie but the character deserved to be kicked, literally, out of the TARDIS's front door while travelling at transrelativistic speeds. And she kept getting mind-controlled and possessed. For each time that Turlough bungled trying to kill the Doctor on purpose, Tegan would get 2 or 3 attempts to accidently kill the Doctor.
Turlogh: I admit, this guy had a great backstory (evil judas from another world), but the actor played him like a deranged speedfreak. Watch him froth at the mouth as hey jabbers "Tractators! Tractators!"
Besides, his eyebrows have me the creeps.
Sarah Jane: Not a hottie, not very helpful as a companion, spent all her time screaming and needing to be rescued. Sarah Jane is the anti-Leela.
BAH!

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

i worked out that custos is actually homer simpson yesterday but i can't remember why!
No, I'm Otto, the goofy metalhead bus driver.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

sarah-jane was the best and only and all the others were mere shadows. except for nyssa. but I'm over it now.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, are you kidding????? VICTORIA WATERFIELD was the anti-Leela!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

Custos, your description of Turlough made him sound even better than he was!

Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, are you kidding????? VICTORIA WATERFIELD was the anti-Leela!
This name does not ring a bell. She's outside my Dr Who Knowledge.
(Caveat: I only know about assistants from After John Pertwee but before Sylvester McCoy.)

Custos, your description of Turlough made him sound even better than he was!
I hated his bright red eyebrows. I wanted to take a lawnmower to the guys forehead.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

Victoria was an 18th century lass who travelled with the 2nd Doctor and really didn't do anything BUT scream. Seriously. She was more of a screamer than all of the other companions put together.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

K-9 is the only one I really liked.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

oh, and you wouldn't have wanted to see the Weakest Link thing, it was awful, it was those people from Dead Ringers one was Ann Robinson, the other a doctor, McCoy, Colin Baker, K-9, A Cyberman, and some other bad guys I didn't recogonise.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone mentioned the "official new Doctor Who story" on bbc.co.uk? It's called the scream of the Shalka, it's flash animated, and does seem to say quite clearly that it stars Richard E. Grant as the ninth doctor. Which is strange because (I) that means both stars of Withnail and I are back-to-back doctors. (II) it's a bit obvious (see the Curse of Fatal Death brian was talking about above) and (III) he's really well known.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/shalka/

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

Victoria was an 18th century lass who travelled with the 2nd Doctor and really didn't do anything BUT scream.
I guess I have to find some old videos. 'cuz I can't imagine a Doctor's assitant more feeble and neurotic than Sarah Jane.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 22 November 2003 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

Shalka thing is very mixed... REG has his moments of spot-on comic timing (he's playing the Doctor in rather a Colin Baker/Hartnell angry/irascible manner, mixed with McGann), but the whole thing feels a little patchwork.

Companions:
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Leela (Louise Jameson) - despite a distinct lack of rapport with Tom Baker, she works superbly, esp. in Season 14 and "Horror of Fang Rock". The much-admired minimalist costume, and the fiery, resourceful savage quality make a fine combination.

Romanas I and II (Mary Tamm & Lalla Ward) - slightly aristocratic superior Time Lady types... work wonderfully well with that genial and *knowing& quality the series projected in those last two Graham Williams-produced seasons. Tamm is the more beautiful, yet Ward is wonderfully teasing in "City of Death". Shouldn't forget that Ward played the part in a more serious (well some of the time) vein in Season 18, particularly in "Warriors' Gate", and that Tamm is sublime in the first 4 stories or so of S16. If one likes that sort of slightly haughty ice maiden tendency; which concealed an interesting level of naivety about things compared to the Doctor.

Ian & Barbara (William Russell & Jacqueline Hill) - stalwart, well-characterised pair of teachers. Don't think Russell is the last instance of heterosexuality in the TARDIS... Jamie in more than one story indicates such leanings, as ambiguously does Pertwee's Doctor in "The Green Death"... Barbara is a very strong character; see, "The Aztecs", "The Romans" and many more; idealistic, and reasoning. A shame they never really thought to bring any more history teachers into the TARDIS. What did Chesterton study again...? Surely a more masculine science or maths...? ;-)

"Jamie & Zoe!" (Frazer Hines & Wendy Padbury) - they work wonderfully in the Troughtons I've seen (most surviving Troughton seems to be from Season 6). Precocious, slightly impudent brainbox girl (with real '60s' futurist costumes) and the loveable old Scots fish-out-of-water himself. The 3 actors seemed to be so suited to each other, and put so much spirit into things.

Liz Shaw (Caroline John) - perhaps an under-explored character and one who never left earth (well barring the tomfoolery of Ambassadors #1 in the TARDIS), but one of the more intelligent companions, who yeah, also had some incredibly short skirts; particularly in "Inferno" and "Ambassadors". ;-)

Ace (Sophie Aldred) - An example of the writers getting it together and really putting some extra thought into characterisation. Aldred's no great actress, but in Season 26 she is served by some excellent writing. Ace is one of the more substantial characters of all the companions, though in S25 she could get annoying with all the pseudo-street/hip tendencies. All works really well though, in the learning curve that produced the wonderful final season.
Not at all as attractive as the likes of Liz, Peri, the Romanas, Leela for me, sorry. :)

The Brigadier (Nick Courtney) - brought to life gloriously by the actor. In early stories, he is a calculating, professional and at times edgy figure... in the later guest appearances, he is a loveable crusty old uncle sort. In the middle (seasons 8-11) he is a bit of a caricature; admittedly this can be enjoyed on some level, but it gets irritating. Not the actor's fault. He seemed to take on a new lease of life in the two stories he had with Tom Baker's Doctor; there was more of a clash of perspectives between the two, and the comedy all came off better. Particularly a wonderful double-take in "Robot" after this great exchange:
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: [On neutral monitoring of superpower missile bases] Naturally enough, the only country that could be trusted with such a role was Great Britain...
The Doctor: Naturally, I mean, the rest were all foreigners.

Mixed:
Sarah-Jane Smith (Lis Sladen) - one of the most down-to-earth and likeable companions in the show; seemed close to a 'real person'. Yet, occasionally quite tiresome. Her departure scene cannot be beaten though; wonderfully played by Sladen, and particularly ambiguously by Baker... she works as a breath of fresh air in the tired late Pertwee episodes. She's wonderfully integral to the plot of "The Time Warrior". She did lose a bit of her distinctiveness as the seasons passed however; where did the strong feminist views go, or the sharp tongue?

Jo Grant (Katy Manning) - ill-served at times by scripts, but Manning gave an increasingly likeable, distinctive portrayal in her later stories; particularly things like "Frontier in Space" (a yawn of a story generally), "Carnival of Monsters" and "The Green Death" most of all, as we see her fall for the eccentric 'younger doctor' hippy scientist, Jones. She really doesn't work very well in her first few stories; not quite to grips with the part yet.

K9 (voiced by J. Leeson in the main) - Oh, loveable addition to the series for kids, or a pointless way of solving narrative difficulties, like the Sonic Screwdriver? I'm maybe some way in between, but it must be said that John Leeson's voice is wonderful as K9 and he did have so many choice lines: in the "Pirate Planet", "She's PRETTIER than you, master" (on Romana I, compared to the Doctor... indeed ;-)) and responding to the ludicrous cockney Time Lord of "The Armageddon Factor":

Drax: 'Blimey, it's a dog! Who's a little tin dog, then?'
K9: 'Your silliness is noted.'

;-)

Perpugilliam "Peri" Brown (Nicola Bryant) - absurd first name, and bizarre in that she had one of television's few on-screen romances with Brian Blessed... okay, she had a habit of being sour and bitchy, but there were depths in the character - more so in general than Tegan perhaps - that were occasionally explored. She worked really well with Davison, and I do actually enjoy at times the love-hate rapport she has with Colin Baker. There is enough tenderness there in selected moments of Season 22 to suggest this, behind the bickering. I think Bryant did as good a job as she could with what she was given, especially considering she was forced to put on an accent foreign to her. Writing for the character was occasionally abysmal - see "Timelash" - and often tended to make her scream or become the object of lust of some perverted figure. Such sweet scenes as the one with Alexei Sayle's DJ in "Revelation" (that's really *the* 6th Doc. story that got it all right...), arm-in-arm with the Doctor at the start of "Mysterious Planet", the nice finale to "Mark of the Rani"... here you get the impression that she'd be a really nice person to know, which is always the mark of a good companion.
I feel Peri's underrated, and sadly was short changed too often by writers. Could have been one of the best companions, if her sweet side was more often brought out, or if her screwball sourness was ever really explained/explored in depth.

On a baser note, she had some nice flattering/revealing costumes... (there's no way around viewing DW companions in this way really!)

Nyssa (Sarah Sutton) - generally successful, but in a very low key. Nice attempt to make a companion clearly alien in her outlook and way of speaking. Not enough was made of her.

Harry Sullivan (Ian Marter) - OK, he's clearly not an example of 'heterosexuality in the TARDIS', yet I'm not suggesting he is well, a gay man. Just a bizarre throwback to Bertie Wooster almost, who somehow is involved in the military - admittedly as a medical figure though, am I right?

Ben and Polly (M. Craze and Anneke Wills) - again, far too little exists in the archives... yet, I'd say they seem pretty good. Polly actually not at all the stereotyped 60s dolly bird - though she indeed has the look down pat - and Ben a likeable, 'able seaman'. 'Was he a taste of heterosexuality in the TARDIS or not?' Discuss. ;-)

Vicki (Maureen O'Brien) - seen too little to fully judge; she seems okay. Good in "The Myth Makers" by all accounts. Nicely scornful and petulant in "The Time Meddler".

Steven Taylor (Pete Purves) - not seen enough really. Though he was entertaining in "The Time Meddler" as a smug, slightly raffish, though at-heart-likeable chap. A fine comic foil for Hartnell in that story.

Vislor Turlough (Mark Strickson) - I like the fact that they tried to do make a very dubious-intentions based companion. Strickson was all right as well. Some slightly hammy acting, but it's fun - I can't quite recall his histrionics in "Frontios"... It was a shame, again, that he was made rather more bland after "Enlightenment", and played less of a part generally in the stories.

Destroy:

Grace (Daphne Ashbrook) - From the McGann TVM. She just didn't work really; a sketchy, ill-defined character. Too Scully-esque in the scepticism; not enough sense of who she really is.

Melanie Bush (Bonnie Langford) - just not the right actress or part really for a companion. Comes across best in the runaround "Delta and the Bannermen". Is awful in "The Ultimate Foe" and from all I remember "Time and the Rani".

Adric (Matthew Waterhouse) - I am aware he has some support from female quarters, c.f. his indie maths quality. All I can say is that he was a millstone around a few stories' necks; an insufficient actor, straitjacketed by those ridiculous yellow pyjamas he constantly wore. Works slightly better with T. Baker than Davison.

Tegan (Janet Fielding) - Some good moments, but too much tiresome whingeing. Best in "Enlightenment", with that talk about love with that strange Mariner (IIRC ?) character.

Kamelion (voiced by Gerald Flood IIRC) - pointless android who had a first and last story but nothing in between as he was too impractical to use!

Victoria Waterfield (Deborah Watling) - the screamer par excellence (well, close to Mel in that regard...) which must alone make one dubious of her. Yet, she doesn't impact on the stories badly at all; though generally adds little either. Amusing use of her talents in "Fury from the Deep". I suppose she does actually have a lovely reflective scene with Troughton's Doctor in "The Tomb of the Cybermen" and is key to the plot of "Evil of the Daleks"... but generally, not a good companion.

Dodo (Jackie Lane) - sadly, she has seemed just wet in most of the things I've seen her in. Overplayed in an irritating vein by the actress.

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

Tom, you are fairly OTM except for your short-changing of Tegan.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

I confess it's years and years since I've watched many Davison stories... perhaps re-evaluation may be in order. I go from what my memories are. "Enlightenment" (one of the few I've watched in the last 2 years say) certainly seemed to present her better than some.

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite Tegan stories (not that I've seen many of them in a while):

Kinda
Snakedance
Arc of Infinity
Enlightenment
The Awakening
Frontios
Resurrection of the Daleks

Earthshock is one of the best stories ever for the simple fact that it ended with Adric dying in a fiery explosion.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

Dan OTM! THat death scene was worth the 2quid I paid for the video.

Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

I love any moment in DW when Adric is denigrated... He was an appallingly silly and irritating little 'maths nerd'. I seem to vaguely remember Tom Baker's Doctor on many occasions giving him withering rebukes in those late Season 18 stories. And Nyssa had some quite cutting spats with him I seem to recall.

Oh, and I missed Susan - the very first - from my epic trawl through the companions... I'd say mixed really; she's great in the stunning opening episode, "An Unearthly Child" but too often is a bit of a screamer in later stories. We get to see far too little of her mooted intelligence.

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

What's yer take on Sarah Kingdom and Katarina?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

I no virtually nothing about them bar the consensus view; not familiar at all with the epic "Dalek Masterplan". Heard an audio of the "Myth Makers" a while back, and while I can remember Vicki proving quite strong in that (her 'leaving do' if you will), I don't remember anything about Katarina boarding the TARDIS.

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

My vote still goes to Leela.
She had the one of the best bits of incidental dialogue in the whole series. I think the episode was called "the Talons of Weng-Chiang" or something like it. The Doctor, Leela and a police constable (in London in the mid-to-late 1800s) are examining the body of a murdered prostitute. Leela stops fussing with the period costume (that she's obviously not comfortable wearing), looks at the dead hooker, tsk-tsks and remarks "Very inefficient. The killer should've stabbed the blade up under the ribcage and into the heart."
The look on the constables face was priceless.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

what was the name of that Davison era story which took place in 1920s England with the guy who'd had his tongue cut out where Adric tells them he's from Azarius and they think it's "somewhere in the Balkans"?

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

Black Orchid.

Turlough is loathesome and creepy but is also very watchable - his knee-jerk cowardice is a terrific character trait plot-wise (and makes his few brave scenes pretty memorable) though I think a short run as a companion suited him best.

Tegan can be awful but it's very hard to imagine the Davison stories without her.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

I know some ppl who just called their daughter Tegan - the first e.g. I know of the use of the name other than the Dr. who character. I must get round to asking them if they got the name from the programme.

Black Orchid was an odd story in that it was almost as if it started life as an ordinary period costume drama and Dr. Who was just thrown in as an afterthought.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

The look on the constables face was priceless.

around the same moment she sees some prisoner the cops have hauled in and says "Put him to the torture!".

what ethnicity is Tegan meant to be?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

She's Australian, isn't she?

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

Actually I mean "The Free Republic Of Irritating Farmers". I don't she was as bad as Nyssa, although there's a good chance I'm mixing them up.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

Nyssa was fine, she just never got much to do.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

Was Nyssa meant to be a scientist? I never saw where Nyssa and Tegan joined Il Dottore.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

Nyssa joined in Keeper of Traken. She was the daughter of the keeper whose body got nicked by the master.

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

A DOOMED keeper, by any chance?

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

around the same moment she sees some prisoner the cops have hauled in and says "Put him to the torture!".
Yeah! I almost forgot that one.

I don't she was as bad as Nyssa, although there's a good chance I'm mixing them up.
Typical behaviour of the Doctors assistants during the Adric/Nyssa/Tegan era:
1) Adric would help think up a possible solution to the problem.
2) Nyssa would tactfully offer advice on what Adric got wrong, and offer an improved version of the solution.
3) Tegan would neurotically pace back and forth and complain about how they were all doomed.
4) The bag guys would capture Nyssa and Tegan.
5) The bag guys would **KILL** Adric.
6) Tegan would bitch and complain while Nyssa surrepticiously would find a way to free herself.
7) The Doctor shows up just in time to see that Nyssa has solved the problem.
8) The show ends with no theme music, just a shot of Adric's broken star badge.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:48 (twenty years ago) link

(that should've read "bad guys"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

i liked the guy on the dr who @ 40 thing on ukglod who persisted in mispronouncing assistant/companion names. "teh-gun" for Tegan and "lay-la" for Leela. anything to annoy the convention crowd

Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

I liked the mentalist with the white hair who played on the swings.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

him too :-)

Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

She's Australian, isn't she?

yeah, but her surname was Jovanka. Where do people with surnames like that originate from?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

It was something someone yelled at Nathan-Turner once, apparently.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

HAHA!

There was a debate over whether the character was going to be named Tegan or Jovanka. Allegedly someone wrote down both names on a piece of paper and it was assumed that rather than being seperate choices for a first name, it was the character's full name. Hence a dumb-ass surname was born.

Imagine talking about The Doctor, Jovanka, and Turlough...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

What absurdity that would have been! How on earth is Jovanka a girl's first name...? Good job that was avoided I s'ppose. :)

"Black Orchid"; bloody good little story: a refreshing change and one of the few most purely enjoyable Davisons. My problem with a lot of Season 18-24 DW is that it really isn't fun to watch, unlike vitually all the Graham Williams episodes... it had lost that sense of being able to appeal to an audience wider than the 'fanbase'. Too many of the JNT companions didn't really work or weren't given enough good material. Nyssa and Peri worked well at times, but could have been given so much more to do. Tegan... all my memories (however long ago) point towards her being a whingeing irritant in most stories. I would like to be proved wrong if I watched the episodes again. In something like 'Four to Doomsday' I distinctly remember her being awfully portrayed...

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
We have a new contender, Billie Piper.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I read that in the paper today. I don't think she'd be too bad - she seemed quite gutsy in Canterbury Tales and I guess she could carry it off quite well.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there a character description for Rose Tyler anywhere (he asks knowing that with his amazing geek-fu he could probably find it without using a search engine).

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

A fiesty young woman who engages in flirty sexual banter with him, says the Telegraph.

"Much more intelligent and pro-active” than her predecessors, says Eccleston.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

GRRRR. Barbara Wright, Sara Kingdom, Zoe Herriott, Liz Shaw, Sarah Jane Smith, Leela, Romanas I and II, Nyssa, Tegan and Ace to thread.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

she's pro-active? so the new doctor who is going to be a sitcom about management?

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Has Eccleston always been a cock?

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

FFS do a little research before making stupid comments about your new job (particularly when your new job involves irrationally rabid mentalist fans).

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

it's kind of funny to watch the fan boards simultaneously denounce her and scour the web for naked pictures of her.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 24 May 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

After checking the 'official' sites every day for three months, I see it first on ILx.

So is this Billie Piper any good then?

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 May 2004 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't seen any of her acting roles, but her performance in one of those "Canterbury Tales" - noted by Ailsa - was praised in many quarters.

I'm something of a DW fan and will frankly not denounce this decision; it seems to me potentially a very good choice indeed, from all I hear. Some will see it as a balancing act between the respected actor Eccleston and a more glamorous choice (reeling in certain other audiences), yet she must clearly have done a great audition and have something about her as actress to have got the role. Russell T. Davies and co. seem so far very astute judges. I have the impression they might just see Piper playing the role as something of the Buffy type... which would be interesting in DW's context.

Oh, and yes, it's definitely a bit absurd to say that none of the companions were intelligent before...! The stereotype is exaggerated. Some of them were underwritten at times, but yes, Romanas, Barbara, Zoe, Liz Shaw, Ace, Sarah Jane etc... these were all interesting characters and hardly stereotyped helpless 'lovelies'.

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I have the impression they might just see Piper playing the role as something of the Buffy type

They said as much about the Rose character months ago. They've written the part as an intelligent forthright independent assistant, not a piece of fluff that bounces around screaming.

All looking good so far. I just hope the whole relationship bent doesn't turn it into something horrible and sappy [news of the TARDIS interior being designed around relationship-building is a bit naff].

Yeah, most of the previous assistants were definitely intelligent, but some of them really were there as eye candy. Zoe didn't get that tight-fitting jumpsuit by magic. ;)

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, indeed. :) But then she was always generally written pretty well, especially in something like "The War Games" (given a more 'practical' costume there). Some brilliant scenes of bossing the hapless Frazer Hines about, who can't cope with a lunatic Mexican bandit.

Yes, one sees little need ever for sappiness in DW, if it directly involves the Doctor, but I see no reason why Piper's character oughtn't get involved in such stuff; she is to play a modern day human being after all, and I see no reason why DW in 2005 should entirely shirk the odd emotional storyline...

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Urgh. Don't start me on Jamie McCrimmon.

If Rose gets a porking in the control room, great. Awesome. Having her boyfriend as a second companion would create some good tension too [there's been talk of a second companion for ages]. What worries me is the prospect of this new Doctor being all sappy. Eccleston seems to want to drag the Doctor in that direction. If it works, cool, but right now I don't see how.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Right, off I go to live in Dorkville.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Earthshock, the story where Adric dies, is on UK Gold on Saturday morning.

Salvador Dalek, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Never liked that one too much; but indeed, as it was shown the year I was born, I missed out on the whole surprise quality of it.

Those Davison years saw a complete failure to grasp how the show works, c.f. companions. You can have more than one companion, but you have to do it very well for it to work; Jamie and Zoe, the original Series 1 team etc.

Frankly, Tegan, Nyssa and Adric were very thin characters, impoverished by some very misguided writing. Strange how I can actually stand Nicola Bryant's Peri and not these; maybe the sole companion format just sits more naturally and easy, even with a companion who was written similarly. She managed a bit more rapport with Davison and Baker at times than those 3 ever did (well at times I admit Tegan and Nyssa worked well, but only very fleetingly).

Anyway, one awaits with great interest to see how Ms. Piper fares within the pantheon of companions; my feeling is that she could surprise many and be one of the very best - and it seems likely her relation to the nature of the series itself will be larger than any companions since Ian and Barbara, right back at the start. But then such is my confidence in the production; a fantastic team of writers, so much time and thought going in, etc.

Tom May (Tom May), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
What kind of Assistant do you think Billie Piper will/should be?
Feisty? Neurotic? A screamer in the best traditions of Dr Who?

I think I read somewhere she would be quite feisty. I just wonder if Dr Who will get terrible ratings because some prat will put it on a weekday between 7-8pm up against ITV soap operas and noone will watch it and the BBC will just let it die due to poor ratings(like happened before)
It has to be on around 6pm at the weekend IMO.

Rotten, Friday, 27 August 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh a pox on all "fiesty" companions! (except Tegan; u no i luv u boo)

I'd love it if she was completely drugged out and criminal but that's not going to happen.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Jo Grant = still absolutely horn city. My goodness!

Billie Piper is obv an arse-ette. I mean - Chris Evans! How can anyone bear to be in the same room as that tool, never mind live with him.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I get a feeling it's going to be a feisty companion.

Rotten, Friday, 27 August 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...
She'll be Buffy.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 9 January 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Here are my reasons why POLLY is grebt.

1/ She is the hottest with her PANDA EYES.

2/ She is a secretary who goes into the Tardis by accident. Does the experience turn her into a fighting space trooper - NO! In almost every story she ends up literally making coffee, particularly in bases under siege.

3/ Except when she realises that the way to kill cybermen is by using her nail varnish on them!

4/ She is an even better screamer than Troughton's other assistants.

5/ She is the only companion who never gets an official surname, according to something I read somewhere.

6/ There is a great will-they won't-they thing going on with co-companion Ben. Except will-they won't-they hadn't been invented as a mechanism of characterisation so you have to squint to see it. But there is a definite dynamic and quite an interesting one - bit of rough Ben is clearly interested in posh girl Polly, and only really ever gets motivated when she gets kidnapped or captured (which is often), the rest of the time he's all "can't we go back to the Tardis?". Polly on the other hand never really pays much attention to poor old Ben, she seems more interested in Jamie though mostly to mother him and enjoy his quaint anachronistic ways.

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 9 January 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm pretty certain that Katarina, Vicki, Romana, Leela, and Adric never had surnames (I'm not entirely sure "of Traken" counts, either).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 9 January 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Romana's real name was Romanalakiujhfaskifhdasjhdfbalyefbakjasjga. The lakidsufdaslkiaskjydflasiudfsahfdga bit probably counts as a surname.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 January 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

(Romanadvoratrelundar)

(I am a sad, sad man)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 January 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

seventeen years pass...

Has Eccleston always been a cock?

He's one now, for sure.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/06/09/middle-aged-white-men-pariah-industry-says-christopher-eccleston/

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Friday, 17 June 2022 09:11 (one year ago) link

Times ran the same story a few days ago, & were getting shit for a near-identical headline. It seems like Ecclestone's actually saying "and that's how it should be" but I haven't checked the actual interview.

It is really interesting how paywalls and twitter allow newspapers to lie. It becomes necessarily difficult to verify what was actually said so people respond to the headline, the headline has ideological effects... (what Eccleston actually said in the next tweet of Jolyon’s) https://t.co/T0zD2KLwkP

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) June 10, 2022

woof, Friday, 17 June 2022 09:27 (one year ago) link

i wrote a thing

https://www.alanauch.org/wtob/2022/06/19/no-more-allegories/

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 June 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

Reading that notes and the unexpected shade is painful:

When it comes to Doctor Who, I’m always hopeful. I’m hopeful that this won’t be a “Picard”-style second act.

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Sunday, 19 June 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link

jesus, this thread

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 19 June 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link

Sorry about the shade! I try to be kind and compassionate, and I certainly don't judge anybody who really likes the show. That sort of nostalgia is simply not my cup of tea these days.

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 20 June 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link

No offense taken, I actually consider that show to be generally terrible! I've watched a trans youtuber talk about LGBT representation in Trek and how she had found and valued analogues to the trans experience in the '90s, but how much more affirming it was to see actual trans characters and actors on the show (as unwatchable as I find Discovery, I will applaud its inclusiveness, just as I do with Chibnall's tenure), so I'm excited for RTD II, and I really like your reading on "Turn Left"!

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Monday, 20 June 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link


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