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America By Heart

every time she says something i hate her a little more for being such a smug creep.

Palin devotes several pages to a discussion of John F. Kennedy's noted speech on religion during the 1960 campaign — a speech many saw as crucial in persuading the country to elect a Catholic president. "I am not the Catholic candidate for president," Kennedy said then. "I am the Democratic Party's candidate for president, who happens also to be a Catholic."

Discussing her own faith, Palin writes that JFK's speech "essentially declared religion to be such a private matter that it was irrelevant to the kind of country we are." Kennedy, she says, "seemed to want to run away from religion." She praises Mitt Romney, a Mormon, for not "doing a JFK" during his campaign for the 2008 GOP nomination, but instead speaking forthrightly of how his faith would inform his presidency.

Palin also returns to the subject of Wright, Obama's controversial former pastor. And she revisits Michelle Obama's comment during the presidential race that "For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country."

"I guess this shouldn't surprise us, since both of them spent almost two decades in the pews of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright's church listening to his rants against America and white people," Palin writes.

omar little, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

she really is so terrible & the book seems essentially pointless

the new york times magazine article on her was such a pos blowjob too

┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"I guess this shouldn't surprise us, since both of them spent almost two decades in the pews of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright's church listening to his rants against America and white people," Palin writes.

^^^^ hate this

omar little, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

what makes it worse is that I can hear her voice when I read that

Darin, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh god she's the worst

horseshoe, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i do actually hate her, and ordinarily i never say i hate people.

estela, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i wish i didn't call people "the worst" so much, but this time i mean it.

horseshoe, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

she is the devil. so smug and ignorant and vicious and bullying and entitled.

estela, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I look forward to the RIP thread

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

you kidding me, she'll be like the right wing kenobi, martyr "more powerful than you could possibly imagine"

omar little, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

guys, just let go

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

pew is a funny word

buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

pepalin pew

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't wish death upon anyone, even terrible people like palin. though it would be funny if she was eaten by wolves.

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

if she becomes president i genuinely don't know what i'll do except wish the survivors luck - fortunately she won't become president, right

right

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

she will never win the presidency

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

for one thing, the moneyed interests don't see her as THEIR moron, they can't trust her

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not even the left hating her that would doom her chances but a lot of conservatives think she's a joke and a stain upon their party.

omar little, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

she'll seize the presidency, as it is rightfully hers

buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

good. although whoever it is won't be a darn sight better. good thing the GOP doesn't have a single commanding figure to rally behind!

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

you haven't come face to face with the animal magnetism of tim pawlenty

there was usic in the cafes at night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

she will never win the presidency

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 10:05 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

for one thing, the moneyed interests don't see her as THEIR moron, they can't trust her

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 10:06 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

Her chances of winning the presidency are certainly greater than zero.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks, M@tt!

The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone watch her TV show? Turns out she can't hunt or fish properly lolz

Number None, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Her chances of winning the presidency are certainly greater than zero.

you're right. Schwarzenegger has zero chance of winning the presidency, for ex. Palin is at least of age and a citizen. Otherwise I'd say her chances are like 1 in a 100.

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Plutocrats don't want to see their money going to an unpredictable nut.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Markets like security.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

As always, gentlemen, follow the money.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Her chances of winning the presidency are certainly greater than zero.

you're right. Schwarzenegger has zero chance of winning the presidency, for ex. Palin is at least of age and a citizen. Otherwise I'd say her chances are like 1 in a 100.

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 10:31 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

1 percent is a terrifyingly huge chance.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

She admitted on her TV show that she'd rather be out in the Alaskan wilderness. Yet the silly teabaggers will probably vote for her if she runs for president.

That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

who has the Right got apart from her and Tim Rawrrrlenty

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

boxcarrrrr

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm telling you: it's Rubio. The GOP has such a terrible record with Hispanics that party leaders will forgo their usual habit of anointing an old, tired worthy and go for someone as pretty and eloquent as Obama.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

But, to be honest, I'm more concerned about DADT and the START treaty than in 2012.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

boxcarrrrr

― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:40 (7 minutes ago)

?

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

@!#&!? BOXCAR NO NO NO NO

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm telling you: it's Rubio. ...pretty and eloquent as Obama.

^^^ this is what I've been telling people, too. GOP wanted to do this with Jindal, but now they think Rubio is their anti-Obama.

The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

that would be a pretty meteoric rise for Rubio, but it would make sense that the GOP's braindead calculus would result in them assuming their best chances against Obama are with a young, ethnic, glamorous guy of their own

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

problem with Jindal is that he's sub-mental

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

GOP sees Obama's presidency as meteoric, too, and they want in on something similar.

The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

More proof that when these idiots aren't projecting their shit, they're COPYING.

Would a right-wing Cuban-American have traction with other Hispanic-American subsets (many of whom skew left) or is that an assumption hastily made by LOLstupidanglos?

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a good question. I'm not really sure.

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think the latino community is quite as uniform a voting bloc as the black community tho

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Rubio seems like the only non-terrible option at the moment, but does he want 2012 or 2016?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

My father is an immigrant from South America, and he used to make terrible racist jokes about Cubans.

Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Rubio is as much a cipher as Obama was in 2007. He says all the "right" things, but I know his type SO well.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

@!#&!? BOXCAR NO NO NO NO

― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:54 (12 minutes ago)

thought u might be going for some birther lulz [via]

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

There's lots of inter-Latino racism, in other words (cf. the Chicano vs. Latino debate).

Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

One of my best friends covered the Florida legislature for a local paper from 2004 to 2007, during Rubio's tenure as speaker. Even then he was telling me the guy is intelligent and shrewd. You must remember this about Cubans: despite their purported right wing tendencies, most of them are (a) old (b) depend on Social Security (c) are fairly moderate on "social" issues (my parents are Hannity-loving righties for whom the right to an abortion is sacrosanct).

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

There's lots of inter-Latino racism, in other words (cf. the Chicano vs. Latino debate).

^^^I do get this sense yes, just judging from my neighbors, but I don't have a clear understanding of how things break down, it seems pretty convoluted

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

nakhchivan that would have been delightful but I think only you would have gotten it? oblique puns aren't often my stock

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Cubans and Argentines hate everyone else, basically.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't florida the only swing state where cubans are a significant demographic? and assuming rubio would have that already....

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I.e. I think the GOP will have a hard time getting Mexican-Americans to vote for Rubio just because he's Cuban. If he's the GOPs guy in 2012, it's for his political skills, not for his ethnicity.

Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't florida the only swing state where cubans are a significant demographic?

No idea bout New Jersey politics other than their blueness, right? Bob Menendez is a consistent vote for anti-Castro sanctions.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't florida the only swing state where cubans are a significant demographic? and assuming rubio would have that already....

yeah there's no significant cuban population in any other state afaik outside of maybe Jersey and NY...? the equivalent would be the GOP elevating some Filipino-American rep from California to run for President under the assumption that that'll guarantee the "Asian" vote

GOP's always been amazingly tin-eared about race stuff.

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

At any rate, Rubio will not be in the Senate very long -- one of the reasons I didn't worry about our Senate race. Bill Nelson, our other senator, is very much in the pre-1964 Dem tradition at which we excel (e.g. Bob Graham, Lawton Chiles).

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

rubio's gonna be playing point for the t-wolves next year

there was usic in the cafes at night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Florida politics are so weird. I've written before about my congresswoman and regular on Bill Maher's show.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

can def see the first hispanic president being republican somehow, possibly via a hamfisted attempt at creating a 'postracial' antiobama in 12/16

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

damn...what's not to like about sunny GA/AL?

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Look at the tip of North Carolina. Tengo hermanos!

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

palin is second favourite for r nom in 2012 according to uk bookies :/

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lol UK

you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

that says more about her name recognition obv

but i think yr a hostage to fortune if you discount her completely

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

britain is so laughably underinformed abt us politics tbh

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

uk very interested in hearing more about senator ben roethlisberger's latest scandal

omar little, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

christ I need to ban myself from visiting the BBC website, it's a poison

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

uk very interested in hearing more about senator ben roethlisberger's latest scandal

― omar little, Friday, November 19, 2010 5:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolololol

there was usic in the cafes at night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't he some sort of quartermaster

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

pittsburgh's rvp iirc

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

that's robin van persie, rapiest valuable player in uk soccerball

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

dude btw are there many good alternative brit news sources to the bbc? rly think we shd start one if not?

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

guardian?

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ok no then (guardian admittedly being quite good for football (ROW versh))

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

read yr ilx/nyt

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX is and has long been my #1 undisputed news service!!

acoleuthic, Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

To me, it'll be enough that Palin runs. I don't think she can win, other people say she can, whatever--the only thing that's guaranteed is that if she runs, it'll be a spectacle-and-a-half. If she were up against Rubio, I assume there would be ample pushback against her from within her own party. She doesn't respond well to that, and that's when the fun would begin.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

every time she says something i hate her a little more for being such a smug creep.

i hate her, too, but -- and i mean this very, very sincerely -- she is still cute, in a naughty-librarian sort-of-way

http://www.coolsprings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sarah-palin-america-by-heart-book.jpg

flag pin is a nice touch. shows she's thinkin' next-level.

still . . . me and hon. soto have the same thought for 2012

I'm telling you: it's Rubio. The GOP has such a terrible record with Hispanics that party leaders will forgo their usual habit of anointing an old, tired worthy and go for someone as pretty and eloquent as Obama.

― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

but, unlike alfred, i think rubio (and rick perry) will have major trouble on immigration-issues in the primary.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

as pretty and eloquent as Obama

C'mon--Sarah's got half that covered.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think rubio is anywhere as eloquent as obama, actually. but he's good enough to compete.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

palin is second favourite for r nom in 2012 according to uk bookies :/

― nakhchivan, Friday, November 19, 2010 11:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol UK

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 11:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

the American/worldwide sports betting sites have her as the second leading candidate as well.

http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/politics-and-election/us-presidential-election/republican-candidate

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

flag pin

flag bracelet

FLAGS

AMERICA

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

palin is second favourite for r nom in 2012 according to uk bookies :/

that's based largely on name recognition. hard to know who will emerge, because of all the new faces in the GOP now. but i still stick with what i said.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

The same friend who covered Tallahassee said Rubio's speech (his equivalent of Reagan's The Speech) about living in a Land of Opportunity as the son of political exiles was moving exactly once. He now says he's heard it 500 times.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i think you may be overstating rubio's eloquence and smarts. i still think he's largely an empty suit. but he's a handsome empty suit, who looks like the kind of figure the GOP likes. and being hispanic will help him with the GOP (there you're totally right; that's largely why they dream of him as "their obama").

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't overstate it at all! I thought Obama was a pretty empty suit in 2007, but one which said a few things I liked.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

In other words, I'll call anyone who claims to genuinely like Sarah Palin a dumb ass, but Marco Rubio's appeal isn't strange to me at all.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

My admiration for Barack Obama in 2007 was literary, after reading his first book and noting how crisply and thoughtfully he could discuss his past.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

depends on what you mean by "empty suit," i suppose. obama was very bright and articulate (to me, much moreso than rubio; but rubio is slick and telegenic enough).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i have relatives who are "fans" of hers on facebook and i don't really feel like debating anyone about it, b/c man do people ever get rabid in their defense of her. maybe because they see themselves in her, or imagine they do? they never really ask themselves if they would also be legitimate candidates for the presidency, though i'm almost afraid to find out how many of them would answer that question with a "yes."

omar little, Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

honestly, i hope she and/or tom tancredo run, and force the tea-party wing to turn on rubio and/or rick perry, both of whom are "soft" on immigration.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Her cultural critique is not limited to "Idol." Palin praises the uplifting "It's a Wonderful Life," starring Jimmy Stewart, which teaches, she says, that "working hard and doing the right thing pays off in the end." But look, she writes, at Kevin Spacey's character in "American Beauty," who comes home and tells his wife he quit his job, blackmailed his boss and asks her to please pass the asparagus. "Message: Hard work is for suckers and brainwashed, brain-dead drones," Palin writes.

Palin praises "Juno," the movie where a pregnant teen chooses to carry her baby. "Most Americans, I think, are a lot like Juno," she writes — they may not be actively religious, "but they still want to do the right thing." She also likes "Knocked Up," in which a baby results from a one-night stand, and "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."

would love to read her take on "All About Eve"

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Sarah is also a fan of "A Face In The Crowd"

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Palin praises "Juno," the movie where a pregnant teen chooses to carry her baby. "Most Americans, I think, are a lot like Juno," she writes — they may not be actively religious, "but they still want to do the right thing." She also likes "Knocked Up," in which a baby results from a one-night stand, and "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."

rounding out palin's top five movies: ben hur, yankee doodle dandy, pootie tang.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

oops. top six.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

brainwashed, brain-dead drones

nakhchivan, Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

The big question for me about Rubio (to fill in my ignorance of the guy) is how does he play the fundie card? Is he adept at doing the nudge-nudge wink-wink that shows them he's a biblical literalist, rapture-lovin' fellow traveler, without the suburban soccor moms catching on? If so, then, is there evidence that enough fundies would throw Palin over the side in the primaries and move on to Rubio?

If Rubio can't co-opt the grassroots crazies in the primaries, then he's going to have just as much rough sledding as Romney had.

Aimless, Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

he already did! and now -- as expected -- he's backing away from them, gracefully (a miami herald article just after rubio was elected focused on him aligning with the GOP, not the tea partiers who fueled his campaign).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Rubio has never, to my knowledge, discussed religion other than drop "God" in a few speeches.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

rubio and religion

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

In other words, bupkis.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

AFAIK, the deep-dyed fundies would only trust an RC to side with pro-life on the abortion issue. Most would see a Catholic as basically alien and probably forsaken by god.

It's interesting that the link specifically cites that he attends a non-denominational church, which should play fairly well with the Rev. Schuler/Crystal Cathedral drive-in mega-church crowd - which is more a suburban, soft-focus-Christian signifier.

Aimless, Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/N42xc.png

nakhchivan, Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

take it back!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

loooooooooool

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

"Message: Hard work is for suckers and brainwashed, brain-dead drones," Palin writes.

hey look, it's her career's thesis statement.

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Saturday, 20 November 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

and go for someone as pretty and eloquent as Obama

so, not very eloquent?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Bam is about as eloquent as Mario Cuomo, and just as fucking useless

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

He's very eloquent for a 21st century American politician. Don't know what scale you're putting him on exactly.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 November 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link

golfclap.gif, to the both of you

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 November 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I know virtually nothing about Rubio--I saw a bit of his CNN debate with Crist--but before you annoint him, has he ever faced a serious damage-control crisis? Obama managed to withstand Wright because--whatever you think about it in retrospect--his Philadelphia speech was more than enough to reassure his supporters and the media. Rubio will face at least one of those moments; every candidate does. Obama's cool during the campaign (which, as everyone will tell you now, is a key reason he's such an abject failure as a president) navigated him through a mess of trouble more than once. Rubio would need to have comparable skills in that department.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I tend to judge eloquence by results; thus, in November 2010, I give Obama a very mixed grade.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Eloquence is eloquence, and results are results. They're not the same thing at all. Casey Stengel won five World Series in a row...

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't say they were, only that I judge Appeals to Our Better Natures retroactively.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay...I see what you mean. Be consistent, though; one of Obama's Appeals to Our Better Nature during the campaign was trying to work with the other side. And that's one of the things he gets ripped apart for--weakness, naivete, incompetent strategist--here and elsewhere; I think you've done that too. You and everyone else may well be right. But, as I see it, there's a disconnect there.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Of course I don't fault him for trying to work with the other side. He underestimated the strength of GOP intransigence and the popular rancor from which it fed, and stuck with kumbaya long after he realized the public blamed him. Moreover, it's difficult to believe his version of a city on a hill when Wall Street owns his administration.

But, yeah, this is for another thread.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Fair enough. Before going back to Palin, though, can you give me a sense of how you think Rubio would handle a damage-control moment? I know you've followed him for a couple of years.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

You're right: he hasn't yet been tested. When a politician as adept and ambitious as Rubio can straddle several camps at once, the test will come soon enough.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

One thing I've always thought about Palin (not sure if anyone else has made this point on one of the political threads). On the one hand, she's clearly going to be a radioactive wild-card for anybody who has to face her for the Republican nomination, but on the other, I see her as the ultimate high-risk/high-payoff opportunity for anyone who steps up and says what anybody with half a brain has known since within days of McCain trotting her out two years ago: that she's a joke, and completely unqualified to hold any elective office beyond mayor of Wasilla. To do so, you'd have to be ready--temperamentally, intellectually, in terms of your own campaign's fundraising strength--for all-out assault from about 30-40% of your own party. But if you could hold fast and come out the other side of that, you'd be in fantastic shape for a general election; you'd have reeled in a large percentage of independents (who by and large recoil from Palin, I believe--and assuming such a thing as "independents" even exist, something someone on The New Republic questioned the other day), and I bet you'd even win over some grateful Democrats.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

2012 - first president elected on write-in vote.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Note how criticizing democrats for not embracing organized religion is soon followed by criticizing Obama's old pastor. Sarah certainly lives a post-ironic existence.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 20 November 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i still say immigration is the wedge-issue for 2012, one that could cut against candidates in both parties, to be sure, but the newly-energized tea party wing of the GOP will not be kind toward presidential candidates who are "soft" on immigration. and that could hurt two key contenders: rubio and tex. gov. perry.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

this will all end in a sex tape im sure

ice cr?m, Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

let's hope!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Rubio or Palin, I'm cool with that either way.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

rubio and palin, how about?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Note how criticizing democrats for not embracing organized religion is soon followed by criticizing Obama's old pastor. Sarah certainly lives a post-ironic existence.

in Sarah's tiny brain Wright is a political firebrand and race-baiting charlatan, not a true Man of God.

which makes it extra funny that she takes up for Mormon Romney, because any fundamentalist evangelical worth her pillar of salt will tell you that Mormons aren't truly Christians. They might as well be Muslim.

RINO Reagan (will), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

with hon. thomas' wife dancing around them in a toga.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Has she out and out taken up for Romney?

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

joe biden, serious bro, u amuse me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhBYGX61zxM

ice cr?m, Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost to PP -- not sure about that, but upthread it mentions She praises Mitt Romney, a Mormon, for not "doing a JFK" during his campaign for the 2008 GOP nomination, but instead speaking forthrightly of how his faith would inform his presidency.

i just can't see her doing that for any other non-Christian* candidate who lets their faith "inform" their politics. maybe i'm wrong...

(* i should note that i'm not arguing that Mormons aren't truly Christians. frankly I could not care less. both believe in magical fucking faeries and goblins and so fuck them)

RINO Reagan (will), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Biden has always been so good in reaction to Palin. He even took up for her in '08 when there was criticism about campaigning while having a new baby with Down's.

I wonder if Palin is nominated and debates the president, if she'll ask him during the handshake, "Can I call ya 'Barack'?"

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I hear you, will. I just know their camps hate each other.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

may i call u NOBAMA

ice cr?m, Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The brass neck of that woman complaining about anyone's pastor, when there's video of her having The Laying On Of Hands from actual Kenyan batshit insane Assemblies of God 'witch doctor'...

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

^^exactly

RINO Reagan (will), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Eh, I admire the GOPs "brass necks".

Euler, Saturday, 20 November 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Any time you post a clip of Palin, you have to take a moment to appreciate her cadences, word for word and emphasis for emphasis:

"I'm looking at the lay of the land now, and trying to figure that out, if it's a good thing for the country, for the discourse, for my family, if it's a good thing..."

Obama ums and uhs a lot, I know--I'd say because he's actually thinking about what he wants to say, but leave that aside. Palin needs to learn how to ums and uh, which might spare her elocutions where she puts the emphasis three different places in about seven seconds. I'm also not sure if the discourse has any strong feelings about the prospect of her candidacy one way or the other. (I'll she concede that she's making a valid point there, insofar as her presence always poisons the discourse.)

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmmn...better watch the typos if you're going to be taking Palin to task for incomprehension.

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the most irksome thing about that Palin JKK quote is that she is so pig-ignorant that she likely doesn't understand the political implications of being a Catholic and running for president in USA 1960. she prob thinks he was just being 'progressive'

RINO Reagan (will), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

The JKK took my baby away!

(I'm the god of typos--no insult intended.)

clemenza, Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

For someome born Catholic as Palin was, a bit rich.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Imho America is a politically stupid enough place to elect Sarah Palin as president.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

well what do you know! i did not know she was born Catholic. i r ignorant, too.

RINO Reagan (will), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Ain't no such animal as "born Catholic." "Born to a Catholic family," yes, but babies don't know from catechism.

/pedant atheist

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Saturday, 20 November 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

In fact, some babies die before they become Catholic and have to spend eternity in Baby Purgatory.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, no, functionally you ARE born Catholic. As long as you grow up that way, you're generally considered Catholic forever. You don't have to/get to choose.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Saturday, 20 November 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

She seems to be the embodiment of a right-wing mass email ("Ya gotta love Robin Williams!! He gave this speech against Muslims in New York City! "). I'm surprised she hasn't used one of those in a speech.

jeevves, Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Barbara Bush Palin zing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TNVB3SgyX8

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

In her acknowledgments, Palin offers "special thanks" to Jessica Gavora, an Alaskan who served as chief speechwriter for former attorney general John Ashcroft and who is the wife of conservative writer Jonah Goldberg.

conflict of interest is such a liberal conceit. imagine the outraged posts on The Corner if, say, Frank Rich's spouse ghost-wrote a democrat candidate's book

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Sunday, 21 November 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

you know i really don't think it matters that palin was born/ raised catholic. i still don't think she has the capacity/empathy/desire to understand what a catholic candidate running for pres in 1960 would have faced.

now if that candidate were an embattled evangelical otoh..

RINO Reagan (will), Sunday, 21 November 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

"embattled"

RINO Reagan (will), Sunday, 21 November 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it does matter that she was born catholic. it makes her even more dense for not understanding the context of jfk's words.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 21 November 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure you can be a hard-line Ayn Randian and also legitimately claim to have any interest in what Christ said at all.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 November 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

^ thus would seem to be the primary dilemma of contemporary evangelicals (not that they seem to have any problem conflating the two, mind)

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

legitimacy got nothing to do w/it

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Um, you can do Jesus and social Darwinism if you're into Prosperity Gospel BS. Which she very much is.

Does anyone here know why so many Catholics went screwy evangelical in the last half of the '70s? Our terribly crackery Catholic neighbours (the kids were called Travis, Keith, Shane and L0ydene) flipped out and became 'Jesus People' at around the same time as SP's family left the church so I'm guessing there was a larger reason for the phenomenon.

My feeling is that she'll go on running her mouth for ages, and maybe she'll run for office, but I'm pretty sure she'll say something egregiously stupid about her 'love' for Israel (you know, that special love crazed Evangelicals have for Jews). That is the only possible way to GAME OVER that I find plausible right now.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

you know, that special love crazed Evangelicals have for Jews

oddly, this "love" is rarely comforting to me.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Funny, that. 'Love 'em to death' doesn't really do it for me, either.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

But as an evangelical isn't she also apocalyptic; the RW Israel lobby seems bent on rebuilding the temple, etc right? Or am I tin-foil hatting?

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Does anyone here know why so many Catholics went screwy evangelical in the last half of the '70s?

― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, November 21, 2010 1:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just a matter of whos got the juice

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Israel reference or no, I would be surprised if she could make it all the way to getting the Repub nom for the GE without being undone by some egregious gaffe (or series of them in all likelihood).

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

a recent poll showed that only half of republicans even thought she was fit to be president - shes shown no aptitude for cozying up to the gop establishment or building the kind of national organization necessary for a legit presidential run - shes got a rabid fan base and shes a media natural but her negatives as far as electoral politics goes are v v high - id be surprised if she did better than third in the gop primaries

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Does anyone here know why so many Catholics went screwy evangelical in the last half of the '70s?

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "the portion"

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Does anyone here know why so many Catholics went screwy evangelical in the last half of the '70s?

Perhaps they felt that the Vatican was not being politically aggressive enough on the abortion issue & so they jumped on board with the Francis Schaeffer-inspired movement that essentially served to found the Christian right and mobilized evangelicals into politics.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

or maybe "Moe verses Glade"

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i don't see her as a legitimate candidate. i'm not sure if her presence in the primaries would help or hurt democrats in terms of the eventual GOP nominee. i can see her either splitting the tea-party vote with someone, thereby helping a candidate who moved toward the center-right (which is where i expect people like rubio to be) or revving up the tea-party in ways that cast a negative light on those more moderate candidates, dooming them with the GOP's core constituents.

(xp)

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought these people were just a bit impatient about the speed at which their Messiah was returning, but yeah, I can see abortion could also be a factor. However, it was not discussed as a reason; my mom always said they were all sad 700 Club types who thought they were getting a 'do-over' by being born-again, ie. the reasons were not external.

SP is apocalypse-minded and I maintain that believing in the end of world/Second Coming happening in one's own lifetime is a provable case of toxic narcissism in ANYONE. She already said something dodgy about Jews 'moving to Israel in the coming months and years' or similar, she's a Young Earth Dominionist, she 's in Seven Mountains prayer circles with some seriously loopy people, and LOOK, A WITCH DOCTOR.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I can understand the impulse to analyze her words for consistency, etc. like you would any politician, but I wouldn't bother. She's Nixon through and through; she will say anything at any given moment, and if it's egregiously inconsistent with her background or something she said five minutes ago, and you were to point that out, that just makes you part of the "gotcha" wing of the world that's out to get her. Her words are as completely empty of meaning as any politician I've ever encountered--even the Nixon analogy has limitations.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

to be clear -- and i'm sure you're not saying otherwise -- nixon was a lot smarter than sarah palin.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

nixon couldnt hang w/palin in todays reality - i feel like the really compelling thing abt her is how contemporary she is - she is totally of the moment while most politicians are as always attempting to triangulate the zeitgeist

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

that and of course how funny she talks

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, you mean that she isn't worried about crossing-over to more moderate constituencies or appealing beyond her base? that i get.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

how she talks isn't the key to her considerable charm. it's that she's hott (-ish).

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

to be clear -- and i'm sure you're not saying otherwise -- nixon was a lot smarter than sarah palin

Yes, absolutely--by a factor of 10,000. And there was meaning to Nixon's words, you just had to often unlock that meaning through the labyrinth of his grudges, schemes, and obsession with the past (i.e., an offhand remark in 1972 might find its meaning in some slight from a reporter 30 years ago).

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

the way she talks is so unctuous and fake, when i heard her for the first time in the first VP debate i was stunned that people actually thought she did well, let alone others who thought she won.

omar little, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like the really compelling thing abt her is how contemporary she is

Yes. Even though there are parallels to Nixon, Perot, and lots of other people from the past, she is, I believe, something completely new.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

while i appreciate her high particularly for a politician attractiveness quotient, its her speech patterns what really do it for me

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

People thought whe did well in the Biden debate because the bar had been set somewhere down where the Chilean miners were.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

fwiw, if she runs in 2012 (and i'm not sure she will), i think she'll be much better prepared than she was in 2008, and a more formidable candidate. it's just that she's also decided that she will ride this folksy thing as far as it will take her, which will hurt her chances considerably.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

tr: she's (somewhat) less of a dummy than she appears to be.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Possibly...But it's like when someone says "I'm not as dumb as I look," and you have to force yourself not to say "That wouldn't be possible."

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah shes good at playing the victim but even rich has to insert this highly unlikely cavat into his completely media driven narrative Should Michael Bloomberg decide to spend billions on a quixotic run as a third-party spoiler, all bets on Obama are off. i mean being a media star is great but its not going to run yr ground operation or make people think reality tv is a presidential look

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice piece.

or later Palin’s opponents will instead have to man up--as Palin might say--and actually summon the courage to take her on mano-a-maverick in broad daylight.

That's what I said yesterday upthread; that if Rubio or someone else can do this and survive (it tends to get called a "Sister Souljah" moment on the Democratic side, which is kind of unfair, seeing as Clinton was flexing his muscle on an obscure 18-year-old rapper), I think he or she would be in fantastic shape for a general election.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I find her far more patronizing of the Left than vice-versa.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, 21 November 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the general election is like: is unemployment still around 10%, if so a republican wins, if not obama stays

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

hard to see unemployment falling that much before 2012. i do still think, regardless, obama is a very formidable candidate. but, rightly or wrongly, he owns the economy now, so . . .

btw, this part of rich's article:

It’s anti-elitism that most defines angry populism in this moment, and, as David Frum, another Bush alumnus (and Palin critic), has pointed out, populist rage on the right is aimed at the educated, not the wealthy. The Bushies and Noonans and dwindling retro-moderate Republicans are no less loathed by Palinistas and their Tea Party fellow travelers than is Obama’s Ivy League White House. When Palin mocks her G.O.P. establishment critics as tortured, paranoid, sleazy and a “good-old-boys club,” she pays no penalty for doing so. The more condescending the attacks on her, the more she thrives.

is 100% otm.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

unemployment could easily be way down in a couple years, the fact that its not all ready is ~a bit of a mystery~

ice cr?m, Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

someone here (maybe on the rolling us economy thread) noted how many jobs have to be created each month, from here until 2012, to make the unemployment rate drop even 2%. it's a huge number. between that and the systemic problems with the economy, i don't feel so optimistic.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

as to why it isn't already, i hope/assume that part of the answer is that many of the infrastructure projects weren't really so "shovel-ready" as advertised?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Stupid-and-proud-of-it white folks may seem like a huge demographic but... large enough to elect a President?

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah shes good at playing the victim but even rich has to insert this highly unlikely cavat into his completely media driven narrative Should Michael Bloomberg decide to spend billions on a quixotic run as a third-party spoiler, all bets on Obama are off.

this is OTM. I don't think she would stand a chance in the GE w/o some extraneous factor, & Bloomberg would likely win over just as many old-guard repubs as middle-of-the-road dems.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Tho I agree w/ Rich that the nom is hers to lose (which she very well could once the spotlight narrows on first round primary candidates & the mudslinging begins).

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, Frank Rich doesn't amuse me much these days. I wish he didn't devote so much attention to Palin, actually. Guys like Rich are for some reason shocked at the rise of someone like Palin; they're genuinely flummoxed.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, it's almost redundant that Palin should get her own TV show -- she's been a reality show candidate since 2008.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think he's flummoxed by palin's rise.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

He definitely is -- check out the archives. So many column inches devoted to her. I'm as guilty as anyone of explicating her appeal, but something about Rich's posture -- a liberal pedantically explaining to other liberals who haven't the faintest intention of ever voting for her, let alone visiting a Red State -- bothers me.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm about to remove this much older acquaintance from my Facebook friends because every other post is CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT TODAY'S GOP IS DOING? and during the elections was genuinely appalled by Christine O'Donnell and Sharron Angle. It's like, "Where WERE you when Nixon and Reagan were in the White House?"

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think there's anything wrong with being flummoxed by Palin's rise. Her rise is very...flummoxing. Again, there are lots of historical precedents, but--even against a yardstick as recent as W.--she's something new.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

But we tend to overstate her importance because we all read the same lib blogs. She'd be scarier if she commanded more than a fifty percent approval rating.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

And that's where the disconnect, and the flummoxification (my very own "refudiation"), is: people like Rich trying to calibrate if it's possible for someone viewed as a joke by 50%+ of the country to make a credible run at the presidency.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

sure it is, because the primaries are for the core constituency, unlike the general election (where both parties, each of which have roughly 50% of the country already in their corner, fight like mad over the 5 -- 10% of voters who are undecided/truly independent).

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Israel reference or no, I would be surprised if she could make it all the way to getting the Repub nom for the GE without being undone by some egregious gaffe (or series of them in all likelihood).

See, this sort of sounds like common sense when dealing with Palin in the public sphere, yet so far she has shown an amazing ability to control the narrative about her. FAR more than Obama or the Dems or frankly any other politician I can think of. She can pull out the Lamestream Media card, the Sexism card, the Liberal Elites card, whenever she pulls a gaffe. It doesnt matter if it shows her to be a complete phony (for example the hand cheat sheet) objectively because she has the power to say "Oh, well, gosh, I'm just an ordinary folk, wink wink".

Her fanbase believes everything she says, and she provides them constantly with new content. The idea that a gaffe will discredit her, I think, is sort of a pipe dream that belongs in a world of facts and objectivity that simply doesn't exist in the US political climate today.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

far she has shown an amazing ability to control the narrative about her. FAR more than Obama or the Dems or frankly any other politician I can think of

not so in the 2008 general election. more recently, she's taken shelter in friendly media environments, where it's easier to "control the narrative."

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

she provides them constantly with new content

This seems U&K for explaining the 10% or so of USAers who are her diehard fans. They are Palin consumers, and she needs to feed their hunger constantly or she'll be knocked out of their attention by some other media-generated stimulant.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp: does that ability really work outside of her base, tho? To get through the primaries (& I'm not necessarily arguing that she can't), she is going to have to convince the more moderate and traditional swaths of the repub base that she is electable. I could even see some of her steadfast apologists getting cold feet about that if she does anything too outlandish or if poll numbers suggest a bloodbath in the GE.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

she needs to feed their hunger constantly or she'll be knocked out of their attention by some other media-generated stimulant.

like tickle-me-elmo

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

She seems more like a Justin Bieber at this point than like a John Boehner.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Just for the hell of it:

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/palin-barracuda-lipstick.jpg

Aimless, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

A conventional gaffe could not, I don't think, affect her in either the nomination process (for the reasons Adam B. points out above) or even a general (because I can't see that someone who would consider voting for her in the first place is suddenly going to go "I have to rethink this"). The only thing that could cause everything to fall apart would be either a meltdown similar to the one Andy Griffith has in A Face in the Crowd (one of many blueprints for Palin), or, courtesy someone in her own party, a "Have you no sense of decency, sir?" Joeseph Welch moment.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Except with her, it would be more a "Once and for all: you really are a moron, aren't you?" moment.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

But, like Rich says, it's like if someone had accused Andrew Jackson of having no sense of decency.

no place running the schools (Eazy), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

And the chances of such a climactic impasse occurring once the gloves come off in the primaries & the candidates get to ripping each other apart? Not altogether unlikely, I would say.

xp

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

She seems more like a Justin Bieber at this point than like a John Boehner.

i am more dumbfounded by the popularity of justin bieber than i am by the popularity of sarah palin

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

really? Which aspects of "pre-teen girls go apeshit over young male singer w/ cherubic face & windswept hair" do you find curious?

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

the part where the object of those pre-teen girls' affections is justin bieber.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

One thing about that dream moment where someone finally confronts her on her completely lack of credibility: pretty much everyone who's possibly running on the Republican side, from Romney and Rubio on down, has thus far treated her with deference and respect. Even allowing for the fact that the survival instinct takes over in a primary, some of these people are going to have a hard time suddenly turning on her.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

If she found herself going head to head with Gingrich, I could see it happening. Not sure what the chances of that are, tho.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i do: 0.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Jesus.. Looking over the list of other likely repubs, I think u guys might be right: just a bunch of wishy-washy softshell dudes for the most part.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Speaking of which: I ate mussels last night.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Looking over the list of other likely repubs

can't go by the list of likely-suspects.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think our best hope is that she achieves so much media saturation (and really, with the Palin klan bombarding over cable and network TV these days, that could be fast approaching) and the public gets sick of her by the time she tried to run for prez. The success of her media blitz is really disconcerting to me and makes me more cynical than most of you. I believe the same country that voted for W twice would elect a Real Washington Outsider like Palin.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 November 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

the way she talks is so unctuous and fake, when i heard her for the first time in the first VP debate i was stunned that people actually thought she did well, let alone others who thought she won.

me too. tho I had the exact same reaction to the Reagan Vs Carter debate in 1980 - therrrre you go again [shakes head] - and look what happened...

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Sunday, 21 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

to be honest i hope she runs, loses in spectacular fashion, and thus disappears from the national stage forever. the worst case scenario is never actually running and milking her audience for all they're worth for the next 20 years a la talk radio types. but in either case since so much of her appeal is based on her being *kinda* hot (i dont see it) the most gratifying thing to see will be the ravages of age leaving nothing but a bitter crone!

frankly, im pretty optimistic that the sarah palin story will end in some gratifying way. at least at some point.

ryan, Monday, 22 November 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

The party won't nominate her because they want to win in 2012.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll leave it to shakey to explain to you precisely how that story will end.

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I think our best hope is that she achieves so much media saturation (and really, with the Palin klan bombarding over cable and network TV these days, that could be fast approaching) and the public gets sick of her by the time she tried to run for prez. The success of her media blitz is really disconcerting to me and makes me more cynical than most of you. I believe the same country that voted for W twice would elect a Real Washington Outsider like Palin.

really, i think our best hope is that she wins the GOP nomination. i just don't see it happening.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 22 November 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

If she does run for President, it'll be mainly to stay in the public spotlight as an extension of the Sarah Palin Show, because she has a minuscule chance of winning the GE (though I'm given pause by the fact that the GOP performed as well as they did in 2010 despite high disapproval ratings), and because she won't want to be tied down by governing the country when she could be hunting wolves from helicopter. I.e. it's going to be hard for her to live down her abbreviated governorship.

leTeReL (Leee), Monday, 22 November 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Just to clarify a couple of things I said earlier.

When I say she's completely new, I mean the context for her is new. As an archetype, she's been around forever. (You could even apply that famous William Carlos Williams line to her, "the pure products of America go crazy.") But appearing square in the middle of Fox News and reality TV and Facebook/Twitter, that's what new. (Nixon in 2008 would have been done in by a trail of Facebook posts rather than reel-to-reel tape.)

When I said that Romney and the rest have treated her with deference and respect, what I meant was that they've pretended to treat her with deference and respect, for fear of incurring the Tea Party's wrath. Unguarded, I'm quite sure they're every bit as derisive of her as anybody on the other side (something that slips through now and again).

And if anybody does take her on from within her own party, ideally it would be a woman; if not, you know where she'll go with that. When Palin first appeared in 2008, Hillary was in a perfect position to cut her down at the knees. But, still angry at Obama's side, she accorded her the same arm's-length credibility as everybody who doesn't want to open up that door does.

clemenza, Monday, 22 November 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Sullivan makes the connection explicit:

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/11/palin-as-lonesome-rhodes.html

clemenza, Saturday, 27 November 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

lawl http://www.tinadupuy.com/uncategorized/sarahpalinsenemylist

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

A few more thoughts--thought I'd move them over here rather than post on the Giffords thread.

There's so much money at stake in a presidential campaign, I don't think the Republicans would ever send someone into a general who had zero chance of winning. I'm not a conspiracy person, but I do think party machinery (whatever that might mean) keeps a close watch on who gets the nomination. They do so out of view--i.e., things like the apportioning of delegates. One thing I got from the Halperin book on the 2008 campaign was that, contrary to the accepted view at the time, Obama didn't come out of nowhere and, through the will of the electorate, defeat the party's first choice. Clinton had the support of half the party establishment at best--probably less, as there were people who declared for her publicly but privately wanted Obama. The point: the party no way wants Palin in a general, so there's no way she'll get the nomination.

The question to me is, will she run? I'm on the fence there. A lot of people say no, that she's smart enough to realize she won't win, and therefore won't want to damage her (I hate this word) "brand." I'm not so sure. One myth about Palin that developed along the way is that, no matter how clueless she seems, she has great political instincts. I don't know why people say this; I hear it all the time on CNN. She had great political instincts for exactly one night, the night she gave her speech at the convention. Since then, she's made one suicidal move after another, last week's video being the latest (and resigning the governship being the most damaging to her chances of ever conceivably running again for higher office). She has a fantastic instinct for making news, and making sure she's still a story long past the point where she should be, but that's not the same as political instinct.

The one motivation that I think could cause her to run would be spite--she knows it would gum up her party's chances in the next election, and clearly she's developing a chip on her shoulder to match the one Nixon had. Every time she gets criticized within her own party--they were even questioning her video on Fox's roundtable this past Sunday (even Kristol)--I think she just digs in deeper. So I could easily see her running out of spite--a giant "go fuck yourself" to the party that doesn't want her to, knowing that the 25 or 30% of the Republican voters she controls would create chaos for everyone else.

clemenza, Monday, 17 January 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

She's certainly going through the motions of preparing to run, whatever that's worth.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

she is a force of nature. the earth will shake, and the nation's battle hymn will be rewritten in her honor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw&feature=player_embedded#!

(posted for you, alfred)

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 January 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

The motivation that I think could cause her to run would be threads like the ones on ILE.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 January 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

c'mon, alfred, don't deny the feelings inside.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 January 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

my hunch is that what's going on is that the Right is starting to fracture the way the Left has been fractured for a while now, and as such Palin is sort of the Right wing Nader.

The genius of the republican party has been their ability to contain and manipulate the contradictory aspects of their party (white resentment and anti-middle class policies only go together for so long...) so it's amazing it's lasted as long as it has.

ryan, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

the key to palin is her ability to force her competitors to come down to her level (of discourse, of support for the hardest of hard-right policies). if she runs, this will be an interesting dynamic in 2012. suffice it to say, tho, that the parade of establishment conservative pundits urging her not to run or dismissing her chances are only going to embolden palin's supporters, if not palin herself. they underestimate her in their own ranks at their peril. i think what's happening there is that they've opened pandora's box, and now they're struggling to close and lock it

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 January 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Pandora's box, yes--I even think of her as that hideous creature that escapes from Walter Pidgeon's id in Forbidden Planet. (Dr. Morbius, if I remember correctly. Interesting name.)

Even though I hated a lot of what she was saying the night she accepted the nomination--escpecially the community-organizer derision--she was kind of likeable that night. She was like Hank Kingsley the night he got to guest-host on Larry Sanders; still a bit of an underdog. If you know Larry Sanders at all, you know what Hank was like the very next day.

clemenza, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

she wasn't the least bit likeable! she seemed formidable, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 January 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, she was likeable to conservatives, i guess.

i bet the two who sang the hymn-to-sarah (above) liked her from the beginning.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 January 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Trust me when I say she's fingernails on a blackboard to me now. But that night--even though I hate to admit it--I did find her kind of likeable in an Edith Prickley sort of way.

clemenza, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked her in a naughty-librarian-turns-dominatrix sort of way.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

That too, of course. And that ship also sailed long ago.

clemenza, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

bite your tounge!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ilx-poster-turns-dominatrix

estela, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

this ^^^^^^^^^ of course is a daily occurrence.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm trying to envisage how unbelievably torpid those battle hymn-ers must have been before they became emboldened.

estela, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

haha. i'm trying to imagine their reaction if they heard you use the word "torpid."

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

clearly she's developing a chip on her shoulder to match the one Nixon had.

that's a boulder not a chip but yeah OTM. her "blood libel" speech was chillingly Nixonian in its resentment-stoking paranoia

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

This toolbag's column should excite you guys:

It’s a grim spectacle on both sides, and last week’s pointless controversy was a particularly low point. So let me play the relationship counselor. To the media: Cover Sarah Palin if you want, but stop acting as if she’s the most important conservative politician in America. Stop pretending that she has a plausible path to the presidency in 2012. (She doesn’t.) Stop suggesting that she’s the front-runner for the Republican nomination. (She isn’t.) And every time you’re tempted to parse her tweets for some secret code or crucial dog whistle, stop and think, this woman has fewer Twitter followers than Ben Stiller, and then go write about something else instead.

To Palin: You were an actual politician once (remember that?), but you’re becoming the kind of caricature that your enemies have always tried to make of you. So maybe it’s time to turn off your iPad for a while, and take a break from Facebook and Fox News. The world won’t end if you don’t respond to every criticism, and you might even win a few more admirers if you cultivated a lighter touch and a more above-the-fray persona. Oh, and when that reality-TV producer sends you a pitch for “Sarah Plus Five Plus Kate Plus Eight,” just say no.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/17/opinion/17douthat.html?_r=2&ref=opinion

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, why toolbag? he seems like a reasonable conservative commentator. but he's wrong that palin has no realistic chance at the GOP nomination (i'd say that's more of the GOP establishment's wishful-thinking). her chance to be the nominee isn't good, but she's the only candidate who can truly shape the primary race, by forcing the others to react to her and her base.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

do dig the word "toolbag," tho.

descriptive.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

it's douthat. toolbag is an apt descriptor.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm going to try to limit myself to posting anything Palin-related to this thread. Some people get upset when other threads drift in her direction, and I can understand that. This way, if you're sick of Palin, you can't complain--you wandered in here yourself.

She gave a big speech today in advance of Reagan's 100th. She got noticed, as she always does, primarily for this assertion:

She said a rush toward green energy was overlooking the nation’s oil and natural gas reserves, a choice that will cost jobs and drive up pump prices. She blamed Washington leaders--an apparent reference to the Obama administration--for doing “everything in their power to stymie responsible domestic drilling. This is dangerous. This is insane,” she said. “This is not the road to national greatness, it is the road to ruin.”

I don't have any protective feelings at all towards Reagan, so my point is not to say that she's not fit to etc. etc. I just like the Ramones allusion.

clemenza, Sunday, 6 February 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

“It’s a difficult situation,” Sarah Palin told the Christian Broadcasting Network’s David Brody in response to a question about how the Obama administration was handling the Egyptian political crisis. “This is that 3 A.M. White House phone call and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House … that that call went right to the answering machine.”

“Nobody yet has explained to the American public what they know,” Palin remarked, “and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and I’m not real enthused about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt.”

The former Alaskan governor also expressed concern that the lack of directness from the White House could impact the entire Middle East region. “Obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings. We know that now more than ever that we need strength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with. And we do not have all that information yet.”

classic Palintastic syntax: "what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt.” u bet.

it's also remarkably stupid even coming from her, if Obama "knows" who will replace Mubarak he should let the people in Egypt there know too.

communist kickball (m coleman), Sunday, 6 February 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

We know that now more than ever that we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.

schlump, Sunday, 6 February 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

From the piece above: "She also says that if she ran for President again she, 'would continue on the same course of not really caring what other people say about me or worrying about the things that they make up, but having that thick skin and a steel spine.'"

She has such a strong sense of self-awareness: sound mind, thick skin.

clemenza, Monday, 7 February 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link

She's never run for President before, FYI.

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Monday, 7 February 2011 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Though I guess I'd need to tell her/the interviewer that.

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Monday, 7 February 2011 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Missed that--I really wonder whether the "again" was the interviewer's word or hers. With most anyone else, you'd assume it was the interviewer's. With Palin, I wouldn't make that assumption.

clemenza, Monday, 7 February 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the interviewer's (there's video on the page), but like I implied, Palin may have needed the reminder herself.

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Monday, 7 February 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

sarah palin asked bristol to GOOGLE the american economy in preparation for a big speech.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry, should be in quotes, i.e., "the american economy."

btw, i like how roger ebert always puts the ® sign next to sarah and bristol palin's name after tweeting it.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Manuscript for book by Ex-Palin aide slamming her, leaked to the press

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2011/02/ex-aide-slams-palin-in-leaked.html

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw some excerpts. it didn't seem like very powerful stuff, iirc (not that it has to be; just saying).

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that palin is frivolous and vindictive isnt news to anyone

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Just another hit piece on Sarah Palin by the Liberal Daily Mail. Nothing illegal or unethical here, move on. The Anchorage Daily News is another Liberal paper with a political agenda. The DM has never one had a positive story on Palin, because you hate Conservatives and especially effective Conservative women like Palin.
- Dave, Arlington, VA, USA, 21/2/2011 12:33

o_O at the DM appearing liberal to anyone.

AYE... MON THEN -----O----- (onimo), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Found this on the political thread, but I'll hold to my promise of only posting about her here:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2011/02/23/us/politics/AP-US-Palin-India.html?hp

I can't be the only one who's hoping for a photo like this to come back:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_228EvtU1ZYY/TBpkIDiRBUI/AAAAAAAAAO4/SuyYuN_WtwY/s1600/ps7jhgjhgjh.jpg

I envision her in the front row, third from the right. Instead of all those potted plants in the foreground, some kind of animal carcass laid out. Instead of the Maharishi, Glenn Beck; instead of the Beatles--well, I don't know. Whoever's the most visibly right-wing rock band around today.

clemenza, Thursday, 24 February 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Avenge Sevenfold?

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 24 February 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://grab.by/9DBK

her lol fans desperately attempting to avoid the embarrassment of a presidential bid

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

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Margaret Thatcher will attend the unveiling of a statue to Ronald Reagan but is not planning to meet Sarah Palin. Photograph: Barry Thumma/AP

Sarah Palin wants to show to the Republican right that she is the true keeper of the Ronald Reagan flame by meeting the late president's closest ally on the world stage.

A meeting with Margaret Thatcher in the centenary year of Reagan's birth would be the perfect way of launching her bid for the Republican nomination for the 2012 US presidential election.

This is what Palin told Christina Lamb in the Sunday Times:

I am going to Sudan in July and hope to stop in England on the way. I am just hoping Mrs Thatcher is well enough to see me as I so admire her.

It appears that the former prime minister has no intention of meeting the darling of the Tea Party movement. Andy McSmith reported in the Independent this morning that Palin is likely to be "thwarted" on the grounds that Thatcher, 86, rarely makes public appearances.

It would appear that the reasons go deeper than Thatcher's frail health. Her allies believe that Palin is a frivolous figure who is unworthy of an audience with the Iron Lady. This is what one ally tells me:

Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts.

Thatcher will show the level she punches at when she attends the unveiling of a statue of Ronald Reagan outside the US embassy in Grosvenor Square on Independence day on 4 July. This is what her ally told me:

Margaret is focusing on Ronald Reagan and will attend the unveiling of the statue. That is her level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

thatcher otm

LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

Can't wait to see her try to shake hands with it.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Memo to Sarah Palin: Jews HATE you because you are functionally illiterate.

chavatar (suzy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

tbf she's putting air quotes around the necklace

truf bob-omb (reddening), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

From her Iowa speech: "corporate crony capitalism," "permanent political class," "relentlessly rage until we restore." She's been watching Albert Brooks in Broadcast News ("Pretty peppy party, pal").

clemenza, Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

McGinniss has Rice confirming the one-night stand. Additionally, the Enquirer says Sarah had a six-month affair with Todd's business partner Brad Hanson, and that that affair led to the dissolution of the men's snowmobile dealership (but not, clearly, the Palin marriage).

Perhaps they were kept together by the drugs, which Sarah and Todd were both, McGinniss writes, fans of: "before Palin became Alaska governor she was seen snorting cocaine off an overturned 55-gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with pals." He also quotes "a Palin family friend as saying that husband Todd Palin also snorted coke, describing him as 'on the end of the straw plenty.'"

buzza, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

snowmobiles, sex, cocaine ... the palins are doing so much to promote alaska as THE party state.

tylerw, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhh7mch5zo

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

tina wuz robbed

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

ah! it's so good to laugh after a stressful thing like that. she's totally out of the picture, right...

Sébastien, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

This is mostly reminding me of her terrible accent on 30 Rock.

Nicole, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

her accent was wicked smart!

dave cool it (stevie), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry, gotta say the real SP is hotter.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I love the use of "American Woman" there so much--I was just about to look for a Guess Who thread where I could post the trailer. (Also used brilliantly in American Beauty.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

its impossible to overstate how psyched i am for this film

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

cast/character list is lol

Plump Woman
Passionate Palin Fan
NOBAMA Rallygoer
Guy holding NRA sign
Gun Enthusiast
Religious Woman

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

NOBAMA Rallygoer AKA AMERICAN HERO

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Anti-government Nutjob #2

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Lamestream Media Rep

Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

tweeter #10

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Unusual use of the idiom: "I would've wanted to punch him in the neck."

http://todayonthetrail.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/03/10999224-palin-i-wont-watch-game-change

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

I hadn't seen her in awhile, but of course she's all about this Duck Dynasty b.s.... But are there rumors about her health? She looks super gaunt

the whirlwind labeouf, i inhale it (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

Page 5: Here I learn something I didn't know and, if I were Sarah Palin, something I wouldn't want anyone to know. But Sarah hustles this fact to the front of the book because she sure as hell wants us to know it: Sarah surprised Todd with a "nice, needed, powerful gun" for Christmas in 2012. It was a "small act of civil disobedience," Palin writes, prompted by "the anti-gun chatter coming from Washington."

What was inspiring that anti-gun chatter in Washington in December of 2012? Oh, right: Twenty children and six teachers were shot dead in their classrooms by a deranged asshole with a "powerful gun." And before the grieving mothers and fathers of Newtown, Connecticut, could put their dead children in the ground, Sarah Palin ran out gun shopping. Buying Todd a gun in the wake of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary was "fun," Palin writes—and, again, an act of "civil disobedience." Because gun nuts are a persecuted minority.

This paragraph about gun shopping in December of 2012—one first grader at Sandy Hook was shot 11 times—ends with Palin bragging about her tits. I'm not kidding.

Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

haha i love the 'needed' there

balls, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

Palin's moment has passed. She's got her coterie of ardent fans, but it isn't quite big enough for her antics to register on national politics any more - in spite of her continuing to register on the national media, due to her entertainment value and a certain nostalgia for her heyday on the part of the press.

Aimless, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

oops! I forgot to: [\punditry]

Aimless, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

reality court show, what a shock blah blah

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

**cue John Lennon** "The dream is over . . ."

Todd Palin appears to have filed for divorce from former Alaska governor and one-time vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, his wife of 31 years.

In a document filed Friday in Anchorage Superior Court, Todd Palin, 55, asked to dissolve the marriage, citing an “incompatibility of temperament between the parties such that they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife.”

The divorce filing uses initials rather than full names, but identifies the couple’s marriage date and the birth date of their only child who is a minor, Trig Palin. The filing asks for joint legal custody of the child.

Anchorage attorney Kimberlee Colbo is representing Todd Palin in the divorce. In a filing, Colbo said she would ask the court to designate the divorce confidential as it moves forward.

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2019/09/09/todd-palin-files-for-divorce-from-former-alaska-governor-sarah-palin/

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

thoughts and prayers 🙏

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

he tried to register as independent but gained independence by mistake

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

lonely guy (riding a snow machine) just thinking baout things

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

First Dude UNLEASHED

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Tired of her buying him guns all the time; just wanted to appreciate the guns he already had.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

We laugh now, but just wait until Trump replaces Pence with Todd. Then we can laugh some more, but still.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

Stupid-and-proud-of-it white folks may seem like a huge demographic but... large enough to elect a President?
― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, November 21, 2010 1:19 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

a more innocent time

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link


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