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just a thread for when you're gonna change up your game...been thinking this over and i think ellipsis are the way to go for me...just a much more laid back feel...whatever yr into that's cool w/me kinda deal...check it out

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

underrated m@tt styles I have imitated

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

it's election day...everybody go vote...fuck i hate all these candidates though...irredeemable assholes...tear down the system...hold up, the ellipsis isn't working like it's supposed to...shit

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

I was thinking about all my news feed through Google Translate and got several times before sending them to the table.

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

maybe I'll just go for a more interrogative look though? that might be, maybe, less cloying? or not? just kinda put it right out there on the table that idk? and be just asking qs no matter what I'm saying? always asking questions?

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

We are not amused at your attempts to break your conditioning.

banaka, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

am considering trying to write properly, with periods and capitalization etc. we'll see...

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

fuck yeah...my thread got banaka to come to the party...what the fuck's been goin on banaka...I know you gotta be stoked today because we're all one day closer to the compost heap, am I right or what...I gotta take care of some business today...late with some bills...hope I don't get fined

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

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sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

i did a bad h3lges0n bite in ringtone last night

wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

[/i][/u]GOING HARD ALL THE TIME. SWAG.[/u][/i]

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

._.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Consider the semicolon; I like it!

kate78, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

THAT WAS NOT SWAG. SWAG.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol dayo could be an impressions comic of ilx posters...think of the money...the fame...the status...man

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

the money; the fame; the status; man

kate78, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

might finally get an invite to 78 tbh

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

Doesn't Local Garda tend to favour ellipses? not sure but there are definitely a few ellipsis fans around here.......

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

TAKING THIS TO A NEW LEVEL. SWAG.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

HOW FAR CAN I GO BEFORE I BREAK ILX. I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW. GOLF WANG.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

-*GOLF WANG. SWAG.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i love ellipses!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

gonna do deej "two question mark"-style posting??

deej snider (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://forum.watmm.com/public/style_images/master/burger_top.gif

HOW BOUT SOME BURGERS WITH THAT. PROPS TO IIIIJJJJ RIP REINCARNATED AS DEL MISSIVE. SWAG.

http://forum.watmm.com/public/style_images/master/burger_bottom.gif

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

thought about ______ _______ more but it can be _________ as ___ don't always ___ what you ____

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

going to start having more controversial/retarded opinions about music so that people feel the need to ask my opinion about every new album (in the vein of "hey Geir what do you think about this new Autechre album LOL peed my pants LOL"). also going to use the phrase "LOL peed my pants LOL" a lot.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh man blueski...that is up on some next level ish...makes me wanna hit vapezilla and then try reading your posts...think about...shit the government doesn't want us to know...redacted...lmao

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

love this thread.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

...that's another element to my new style...using "lmao"...bringin it back...lmao-style

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

fuck everybody, by the way. bunch of scumbags.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

ah, that's better.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

I am con$idering u$ing dollar $ign$ everytime I u$e the letter $

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

^ classy!

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

gonna start rating people's posts pitchfork style, but will be deciding the scores before the posts actually appear

\/ 6.4

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

*thinks about ripping that meme where everybody speaks in third person action quotes*

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

*rips that meme*

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

i stand by my score. you've got to ask yourself whether people will still be reading that dayo post in 10 or even 5 years.

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

I read that post and at first I was lol'ing...but then...I got distracted...and then it was like I totally forgot about it...but it was good while it lasted...so yeah...6.4 seems about right...fuck al davis btw...lmao

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

yo, thinkin bout taking on a faux-casual bro-tone. feel like it could be pretty sweet

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

really getting somewhere with this, my intolerability quotient should be through the roof by nightfall

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

cla$$y

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

was thinkin about posting in my mom's voicemail style... preface a simple point with a paragraph or two of extraneous details about my day -- the traffic on the way to work, that thing the cat did last night, how grandma's doing, etc

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

Capitalizing Every Word Like A Book Title And Never Using Ending Punctuation Like Periods or Question Marks Maybe Also Adding A Signature I Think I Have Found My New Posting Style Everyone

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Donna Rouge

dinah shore, jr. (donna rouge), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

I like it, reading it causes me mental pain, which is always a good thing I think.

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Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

I will
start inserting random
line breaks
into
my
posts as if
I were
a
poet.

do not
ask
me why but
somebody once said
that
the difference
the crucial
difference
between prose
and
poetry
was the line
break
.
GOLF WANG.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

ufcgnik nagamsra, ohw od heyt rowk?

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

thi$ thread i$ killing me

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

fnunfhgh

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

• The Future of ILX is Bullet Points
• They Really Help Organize Your Thoughts
• Pro Tip: The Shortcut for Bullet Points is Alt+0149
• Don't Use Wingdings as Bullet Points or I Will Fuck Shit Up

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

$ - thi$ i$ all about per$onal $tyle

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes great cultural innovations are triggered by technological innovations STOP sometimes we miss the opportunity to embed a cultural innovation after the passing of a technology's heyday STOP it would be worth taking some time to revisit potential missed opportunities that might yer prove valuable STOP

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

A+ to jon

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

woh tuoba siht? si siht a doog kool?

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

¿ɥǝ

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

˙ʎɥdɹnɯ ɹǝʇǝd ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ı

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

i like your new posting style and would like to see more of it.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

(would also like to know how you do that)

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://textmechanic.com/Reverse-Text-Generator.html

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

ןɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

ɯɯɯɯɥ

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

dǝou

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Hey! Great theme! How about astronomy? Is the universe infinite? I have no idea! What to expect? Holidays, as are all my favorites and now I do not Zeltser toilet break. I always cry. Love the candy corn ever. In any case, let the flow of drugs.

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

haha sknaht.

(px)

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

Barman Shootout Yow!

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

not many people know what "style" is do they

I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

^More Ways to be an Asshole

I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome! I've been doing ellipses for years...!

(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

one thing I do want to try out is my RTX-bomb...!

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

whenever a thread is going really bad (such as the Salem or the PRR one), I just:

In the collage there's a tiny part that says, "Yin Jim, W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote." Is that related to the song "Yin Jim vs. the Vomit Creature"?
NH: There's this psychic agent team for this one cause who are against the other group of agents who are trying to control things. Both sides are trying to control freedom, yin and yang. One side is lead by Yin Jim and he has a fucked-up sidekick named W. Lester Duo, like a snake-oil salesman. They're heroin addicts. Everyone's a heroin addict in the future. He's waiting for Yin Jim to come back from copping. Yin Jim's out with the Bones of a Dead Coyote, the coyote spirit that's Yin Jim's master, you see what I'm saying?

Sort of.

NH: Two guys and a dog. It's a kid's story. One guy's a Parker Stevenson kind of guy, and the other's...

JH: Like Sancho Panza.

NH: But weirder even. They're walking on the beach on the way home. These other agents are looking for these life-giving crystals. Reanimating crystals. It's a classic sci-fi image, you know what I mean?

Most assuredly.

NH: These agents from the other side who are fighting for world domination, but more like controlling people and systemizing everything, they attack Yin Jim and the Bones of a Dead Coyote because they think they've got the crystals on them, but the crystals are at home and all they've got is heroin. Back home, W. Lester Duo can't wait anymore so he starts looking around for the stash and he finds the crystals. He thinks they're heroin. Since Yin Jim's been waylaid by these other agents, he goes ahead and does it up. Cut back and the Bones are just laying there because Yin Jim's been taken away. He has to be in the vicinity so there can be a strong psychic bond to animate him. Yin Jim's concentration was broken by the agents interrogating him about where the crystals are. W. Lester Duo does so much of the crystals that it makes him puke. The crystals come out with his vomit and goes down into the sewer system and this sewage-vomit creature rises out of the San Francisco Bay. Meanwhile, Yin Jim gets beat up and hit so hard that it releases some psychic anger and reanimates the Bones, who run to W. Lester Duo, who's laying in the bathroom all fucked up. The coyote passes on the energy, because they're all psychic agents. Psychic warriors. You know what I'm saying?

I follow you.

NH: So they rescue Yin Jim. They find out what happened and W. Lester Duo's like, "Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was crystals. I thought it was heroin. " Yin Jim's like, "Do you know what you've done? You've created the Vomit Creature that's terrorizing the city." They do battle with it, vanquish it, but not until after it kills a bunch of people on Broadway and Columbus. Trashes City Lights bookstore. Goes into the Garden of Eden, starts rampaging onstage, kidnaps one of the girls, who they accidentally kill during the battle. You know, "It's a close shot, but I think I can get it. Oh, shit. Missed." They give her a shot of the life-giving crystals so she's alive again, but she's all fucked up. This go-go dancer who's really sexy but she's cut on her tits so they're flapping around and she's full of bullet holes, covered with Vomit Creature marks that can't be removed. Then they go into a bar, Mr. Bing's, to celebrate another day in the secret psychic service. Now it's four people - the go-go dancer, the zombie, Yin Jim , W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote.

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

...and the thread is fixed...just like that!!!

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

the referee was so biased

Eto'o ))) (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing. Void. Empty. Vigil. Futile. Collapse. Beseech. Unanswered. Cold. Silence. Dark. Shatter. Dust. Void. Nothing.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

.. -- - .-. -.-- .. -. --. --- ..- - -- -.-- -. . .-- .--. --- ... - .. -. --. ... - -.-- .-.. . .... . .-. . -.-- .- .-.. .-..

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

Hey! Good to see you all! (bounces in, throws several kisses randomly around the room)

I was afraid I might not make it here, you know. I just wrote in from Oregon, and (boy!) are my stylistics tired. Hey! An ilxor, a hipster, a vegan, a balck metal dude and a goth all walked into a bar and the bartender looks at them and says... "What is this?... Some kind of joke?"

But seriously, folks, you've been great. I wish I could take you all home with me.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

do you actually know morse code or is that some lazy text generator/translator bullshit?

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

aerosmith's ellipses style- local garda

aerosmith's inquisitive style- plaxico

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

darraghmac's parade-raining style- HI DERE

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

acoleuthic's terse depressive style- Eeyore

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

-... .- -. -.- ... .... .-.-.-

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

<3

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

.-- .... .- - .... .- .--. .--. . -. . -.. --..-- .. .- -- -.-. --- -. ..-. ..- ... . -.. ..--..

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe I can start capitalizing certain Words, like particularly Nouns, as though I were really writing in German or if I were a Tea Partier.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?

actual, actual, actual, (corey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

*parties*

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

t-paynties

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

For a time and a space perhaps I should renounce authorship of my posts and contribute nothing but lolcat pics with embedded twee messages. I'll get back to you when I decide whether this is a good idea.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Hang tight. Still mulling it over.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

all tensed up, it's like waiting for a fluffy freddy krueger 'jump'

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)

...no...it is not my style to make fun of ppl...my least favorite thing about ilx the last five years or so is all the dudes who think the whole point is to make fun of ppl...h8 that

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

CAVEAT: Making fun of people is awesome when it makes you laugh.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

Bitterness. Unamused. Weeping.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

goo goo ga ga

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

*masturbates*

actual, actual, actual, (corey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

from here on out all my posts should be read in a high pitched squeaky voice

Darin, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

abbott, I am buying you a damn drink at the earliest possible, that shit made me lol actually ol

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

<3 abb

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

^^

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

communicating entirely through wikipedia excerpts, starting now:

Dance Floor was sold to breeders who retired him to stud duty in New Zealand.

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

I HEAR THE MOTHERFUCKING BEATLES ALL THE TIME NOW!!!

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

uh double up uh uh

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8227198645b5458c/

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

all of my future posts will be communicated to my hivemates through the medium of intricate, precise dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4vRdgdj75I

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

After considerable mulling and remulling, followed by trepidation, more mulling and not a few tears (I leave it as an exercise to the reader to slash his way through the thicket of ambiguity involved in that final event's description, playing their own Alexander to my prose's Gordian Knot), I have decided to postpone the lolcat stylings until such time as they may be rendered entirely in computer generated 3D.

I thank you for your kindly attention. I am done with it now. You can have it back. Yes. It was like that when I found it.

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

am considering trying to write properly, with periods and capitalization etc. we'll see...

otm

abbott, I am buying you a damn drink at the earliest possible, that shit made me lol actually ol

otm

What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?

otm

i stand by my score. you've got to ask yourself whether people will still be reading that dayo post in 10 or even 5 years.

otm

iatee, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

ɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

անգամ դարձավ Հայաստանի Բարձրագույն խմբի ոսկե մեդալակիր, 1 անգամ արժանացավ Հայաստանի Անկախության Գավաթին, և 2 անգամ Հակոբ Տոնոյանի անվան

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

this fucking guy

p neville imo (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

i'm gonna change nothing cos im pretty fucking stoked about my style.

pusha t. washington (m bison), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

There was an idea I had of a day where ilx posters imitate another's posting style, like, just for the sheer love of life and ilx and to show respect for the more subtle styles of various posters, but people would just imitate the usual suspects and it would be lamentably unchill I guess.

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

i would. imit8. u.

darling if u want me 2.

pusha t. washington (m bison), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

you love lamp?

sarahel, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

who doesn't?

pusha t. washington (m bison), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

*"Sorry, to whom are you referring? This isn't clear to me, is 'imit8 u' an ILX meme? I don't understand."*

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Would_Die_4_U

pusha t. washington (m bison), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

*"Sorry, to whom are you referring? This isn't clear to me, is 'imit8 u' an ILX meme? I don't understand."*

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan)

isn't this what you were just moaning about?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

I > saw a > guy > on Twitter > putting > arrows > between > words > all > the > time for > no > apparent > reason and > I > think > I > wanna > try > doing > that > too

dorkslovesudoku (some dude), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

...........

(xp)

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

also check/search for thread 'post in the style of the poster above you' or somesuch

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

and please don't post to it lest thesauruses are unavailing

p neville imo (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

I want to imitate H*I D*E*R*E!!!

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

L*0*U*1*S J*4*G*G*3*R is tops with me!

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

HI DERE has quite a distinctive writing style (within the context of ilx at least)....i doubt many could successfully imitate it

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus fucking christ you assholes, how do any of you even have the motor skills to successfully operate a computer keyboard? I'm having a hard time deciding if I'd rather jump in front of a moving L train or read this abortion of a message board for another fucking minute.

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Oh that's too mean, I don't like that style.

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

life description: sm4k3 wiid get mad dollars

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

c+ tombot there

dayo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

Новый Золотой кириллицы Возраст ILX начинается сегодня!

dinah shore, jr. (donna rouge), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

i luv poop fuk u all

clotpoll, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

Prelože pri Lokvi is a settlement south of Lokev in the Sežana Municipality in the Littoral region of Slovenia.[2]

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

Actually I will now encrypt all my posts. your key is ancient god.

TEEHBRDYFGOWCU

clotpoll, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

There was an idea I had of a day where ilx posters imitate another's posting style, like, just for the sheer love of life and ilx and to show respect for the more subtle styles of various posters, but people would just imitate the usual suspects and it would be lamentably unchill I guess.

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 8:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a thread for this somewhere.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

this is the one I was thinking of

make a post in the style of the poster above you

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

gnona be psitnog lkie tihs form now on yaeh? hpoe it wroks and taht u cn raed it ohretiswe tguoh siht i gesus...

yah aslo eiplsles...

plax (ico), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

I was with you till 'epistles'.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

a letter from st plax to the episles

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

veiled ref to john entwhistle

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

dyslexic epilectic

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

~*yALLz A bUNChA fagGOtZ*~

time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is for NEW posting styles, dude

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

this man
this man is a comedic genius!

time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

buh

VanityVEVO (corey), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

ɟןıd ɹǝʌǝɹsǝ ıʇ

Ain't Gonna Play "Fist City" (sic), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

23 skidoo!

Aimless, Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

wunderbar!

jaymc, Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:57 (eleven years ago) link

ok folx i gotta be up front with y'all. you bring me good times when good times are hard to find.

that's what i'm yo-nodding right now.

peace.

jaymc, Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

Draai nu die plaat van Master en toch ook best lekker. M'n ouwe plaatjes op m'n 'nieuwe' boxen (vorig jaar van m'n broer overgenomen), is sowieso wel een belevenis. Daarvoor al die jaren die ouwe death metal alleen maar over m'n ouwe speakerset gehoord.

crut jones (crüt), Saturday, 6 November 2010 07:31 (eleven years ago) link

jajajajaja!!!!!

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:07 (eleven years ago) link

ttlloay agere wthi taht snteminet btw

plax (ico), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

Adrian Roosevelt "Adie" Mike (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

fnuny yuor uinsg a pcitrue of the qeuen...

plax (ico), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

that was sposed to be R ET URNS

not a very efficient posting, u c

Adrian Roosevelt "Adie" Mike (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

No more Mr. Nice Guy--I hate you all. And I especially hate Obama. And Up in the Air--it's worse than Nazi propaganda. The only things I care about are Inland Empire, Alice Cooper, and VORP.

(Let me see if that takes.)

clemenza, Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

seems kinda unchill

Adrian Roosevelt "Adie" Mike (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

that charles kuralt thing is pretty wau

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

(which is to say, i'm into it)

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

lolz just opened the thread to say I always wish I had posted in Celine style ellipsis!

Either that or each post in a paragraphless rant, Bernhard style, but I don't think I have the energy

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

i'm always changing my posting style

this is the new wave

right here

i am not a display name (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

i'be been doing it for a few weeks now

i think it's pretty cool

almost haiku-esque

i am not a display name (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

this is not a record
it is a story

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

Ellipses, gorgeous

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

started doing this thing recently -- not sure what (if anything) the advantages are, and it doesn't necessarily look cool -- in fact I think it might not even be noticeable at first glance that there is anything different about the post, unless you have a really high concentration of dashes -- but man, is it easy to type a bunch of shit like this

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

wall street ticker style imo

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

oh dang I just found the key combination for em dash — not sure whether I like this better or not — probably try 'em both out for a few days and see which I like best——

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

im too handsome and cool to change

Lamp, Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

kind of feel like i've been overusing italics for emphasis

gonna start using bold underlines instead

as of

RIGHT NOW

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

congratulations

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

thanks!

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to break the all-lower-case-no-full-stops habit but it doesn't feel right for off-the-cuff posts. Also struggling with overuse of commas but that's less a posting style thing and more a vocational/grammatical crisis.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to break the all-lower-case-no-full-stops habit but it doesn't feel right for off-the-cuff posts. Also struggling with overuse of commas but that's less a posting style thing and more a vocational/grammatical crisis.

― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:34 (2 minutes ago)

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

...

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

^^stylin

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

ʍou ʇı ʇǝb ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇıɐʍ

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

ʍ stylin

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
two years pass...

life description: sm4k3 wiid get mad dollars

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:03 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I will
start inserting random
line breaks
into
my
posts as if
I were
a
poet.

do not
ask
me why but
somebody once said
that
the difference
the crucial
difference
between prose
and
poetry
was the line
break
.
GOLF WANG.

― dayo, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:24 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so have you committed to this now?

flopson, Monday, 9 December 2013 20:35 (eight years ago) link

I love you flopson

you are kind, I am (waterface), Monday, 9 December 2013 20:39 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

yo im bastard child of lagoon and lamp u ppl idk imo obv irl p much

thinkin hard abt not using apostrophes keep it chill tho yah its p dope u ppl shld try it jus sayin

big fat xerox (qiqing), Friday, 3 October 2014 03:37 (seven years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 3 October 2014 03:38 (seven years ago) link

gonna end all my sentences with a question mark now? like i guess this is the cool way to post? i dunno, i've seen it gain popularity and figured i'd give it a shot?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:49 (seven years ago) link

idk you just sound like treeship imo

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:51 (seven years ago) link

?

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:55 (seven years ago) link

i would feel personally targeted by these last two but i don't think i have enough of a presence for people to care about my posting style

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:56 (seven years ago) link

imo??

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:56 (seven years ago) link

lamp stopped doing lagun like 5 yrs ago, now he is nice and a good window into lifestyles of rich & famous.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:57 (seven years ago) link

lgn much more than an abbreviation master, a zen thoughts master if u will

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:00 (seven years ago) link

'namaste'

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:01 (seven years ago) link

still calls shaq 'big aristotle'

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:02 (seven years ago) link

hahah zach you are definitely one of the ppl i had in mind but i like you

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:06 (seven years ago) link

just glad someone notices me ;_;

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:10 (seven years ago) link


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