RIP Justin Bieber

tragic

Shakey, I think "good riddance" would've been more your style.

Heroin is a hell of a drug.

so soon after roger ebert too

the pope's complicity in all of this is the biggest tragedy

It's past 12!
Shame he won't be.

I know that doesn't really work.

hope he's up there singing his heart out for Lisa Kudrow and Judd Apatow

the cold bieber open casket

never heard of him

SARAHPalinUSA: America Loses One of Its Brightest Talents Today. RIP J-Bieb, and May God Watch Over the Bieb family.

RIP little guy, hope you're sitting on Michael Jackson's right hand in Heaven right now.

people close to him said it was only a matter of time.

RIP

beaten to death by chris brown
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/02/0206_justin_bieber_chris_brown_getty.jpg

its sad he was a guitarist

excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!

way less sad, flautists are scum imo

look i need 2 get away from the computer b4 i say something hurtful, but this is not an appropriate venue to put 4th yr pro-guitarist ideology.

heard the sessions he was working on are incredible

its sad he looked like an old lesbian

hey don't mischaracterize me man, I am not pro-guitarist, I am explicitly anti-flautist

xpost to the flautist-apologist

^^^also a little known 19th century political party

alanjmcgee @JUSTINBIEBER ALRIGHT SO SORRY WEE MAN HEARD YOU PASSEDON. UR MUSIC WASNT TOO GREAT NOW WAS IT UR NO MARTIN CARR BYE BYE FOR NOW BIG MAN

Wow. I had no idea: "In 2007, Bieber was involved in an escape plot with two other prisoners."

excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!

fyi "its sad he was a ---" is a ref to an old dimebag darrell thread iirc

rip music everywhere

who do u think is on the shortlist for the biopic? i'm thinking zack and cody from the suite life (kinda like how they had 6 ppl playing dylan, they would play both sides of his personality)

Zac Efron to portray Bieber during his born-again Christian phase.

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

kinda makes you think though, don't it?

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

denial isn't just a river in Egypt max

I heard he's still alive in the sideways timeline.

What a disaster for boy lesbians.

Day of mourning declared here in Canada

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

― max, Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:14 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he will live on, rip

rip max

i heard about him this morning on FB

didn't know he lived a dual life as Justin Bieber, though

bowling balls can be dangerous.

so sad :(

I won't even say RIP. I'm not gonna miss that little singing foetus.

He was the best part of the first verse of We Are the World 2010. RIP.

i wish no harm to justin bieber, only harm to his career.

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

saw this guy on silent library the other weekend, thought it was just one of the annoying younger brothers of asher roth's friends or something, he had a cast on and reminded me of myself at that age i.e. an unscrupulous attention whore who deserved to basically die

idg this thread

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm sure he'd make a fine jingle-singer, or rodeo-clown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zivss7.jpg

i had this exact exchange with my sister yesterday, only instead of racing to witch mountain we were at wet seal.

my kid - 14 y.o. music geek - calls him Justin Beaver. "Hey dad (giggles) you know what beaver means, right? Justin Vagina..."

rumour has it hes david 'bud bundy' faustino's illegitimate son

RIP Justin!! It was too soon! ;_;
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ty69lPvKG-w/SbV-HGK7lLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/aZ5xEsWpFJQ/s320/suzannaanna,+It

justin u had so much left to say :(((. there's one more angel in heaven, there's one more star in the sky....justin the things that u stood for, its tuff but were gonna get by

were u there when they crucified my bieber

Bieber? I don't even know her!

convo between my 8yo son & his mother

mom, is justin bieber a real person?
yes, why?
because he looks like a moron.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201037//293.bieber.justin.people.lc.040710.jpg

This picture is terrifying.

snorg boy

what's wrong with his teeth?

his teen mom used to do horse shows 2 support them

if u can't laugh at yourself u ain't havin fun

RIP bieber wish u lived 2 see the dawn

crazy as heck

Maybe it's best that he's gone, since he was leading so many young girls astray

farewell john forsythe

I never got to see his forehead.

Blinded by gums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

little canadian fucker is fronting so hard with that "we don't say that in america" bullshit

because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I dont know what German is? http://huff.to/9Qs2OG 11:16 PM May 4th via web

Except he also showed him the written word, so that excuse doesn't cut i.

cut "it".

i can't fathom not knowing what "german" means. what a moron.

he actually tweeted that he thought the dude said "Jewman"??

the way the host asked the question is confusing. beiber didn't hear it correctly the first time -- neither did i. the question, i think, is whether his surname (beiber) is the german word for basketball. when beiber asked for clarification, the host just said "is german for basketball?," which is meaningless without the beginning of the question being repeated, as well.

JUSTIN BEIBER WAS SET UP TO LOOK FOOLISH IN THAT VIDEO CLIP AND JUSTIN BEIBER IS NO FOOL.

thank goodness justin beiber isn't as shallow and emptyheaded as mia.

BIEBER. i before e. the [could have someday been a] man is dead, show him some respect

yeah, sorry about that. i hate that kid. tragic loss, tho.

ach du bieber

That is so sweet when Justin say 1 -10 in german. xD

is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?

yes it is just you that is kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old

Aw I was hoping this thread would spark som awsome random googler raeg.

Last 2 FB posts from my 11 yo niece:

i love justin bieber HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTIN BIEBER IS ALWAYS GOINGTO REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you're in for a world of disappointment, kid.

our days of random googler rage are over I fear, the web's too big now :(

Nooooo dont ruin all my dreams ;_;

don't despair you can always spend time on youtube comments threads

is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:28 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.

RIP Justin Bieber, trending topic: http://mashable.com/2010/05/14/twitter-improves-trending-topic-algorithm-bye-bye-bieber/

cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.

― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest

it's weird like, he comes off as someone who has been in the business since he was 11 or something and has been coached incessantly on how to give interviews & never say anything especially of meaning, just giving constant praise to fans and being gregarious in a forced & pretty boring way -- but maybe that's just how he is?

There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.

Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.

There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.

― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:49 AM (37 minutes ago)

Encyclobiebia Biebtannica over here

Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.

lil bro didnt know if the dude just meant basketball was something at which he excelled or if basketball was a place where he was literally a german

RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.

why what happened

Fetchboy's hands fell off.

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, handlessness

cant believe yallr pissing on his memory like this

WTF does he demand all interviewers wear that shirt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crcrqLrqTrg

lol lamp

he sounds like a dullard.

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

hey cut the Biebs some slack, there's no Germans in heaven

he's the demon spawn of tony robbins

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, May 17, 2010 1:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

So he can count to 10 in german if you ask him to, but he doesn't know what "german" means? If so, you should really be impressed more than anything.

Maybe he just can't read.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

rip lil dude, just heard a song by you for the first time and now you're all dead ;_;

he isn't dead

THIS THREAD TITLE IS DECEPTIVE AND MISLEADING

its a typo, actually its Bustin Jieber that's passed away

this, too, is a rumor. "bustin jieber" refers to an act, not a person.

A complex sex move in which one dresses up as a androgynous 15 year old lesbian, then sings obnoxious pop songs in a high pitched nasally voice, before busting a nut in the face of teenage america. For some reason, teenage girls can't seem to get enough of this.

common mistake.

RIP little Bieber. I miss you so much already!

we are actively trying to recruit this bieber, but he has not answered our emails. we suspect a plot.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/7759457/Justin-Bieber-scrubbed-from-the-internet-by-new-Shaved-Bieber-browser-tool.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJjeRpPtY0

what a nice young man

agreeable fellow, I concur

RIP

he and the glass door had previously been seen partying with Justin Timberlake in Bimini.

http://i.imgur.com/uGs0H.png

Was nice knowing you, Celine Dion.

AHAHAHAHA

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/bieber.asp

Wow, looks like Snopes is still taking the news really hard. Hopefully they'll be able to come to terms with his passing soon.

Yeah, stage 1 = denial.

i heard him in a hit song on american top 40 this week. he didn't even ruin it!

he was just . . . undistinguished. but ryan seacrest still gushed over "bieber" being a guest on the song.

"that was blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, and 'bieber'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM

^ first time I hear one of his songs ever, btw. Still haven't heard the real version. :-)

that is the real version!

poor guy is still in denial:

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/07/01/bieber-is-neither-dead-nor-in-the-illuminati-he-confirms/?hpt=T2

i can't believe he died again. i am even more distraught than the last time.

Illuminati killed him just like they killed 2Pac

His hair looks like a CHP motorbike cop helmet.

http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1221574962594_4chipsmif_640_320.jpg

he will be the leif garrett of this generation.

listen dudes, like i understand ilx is generally about the lolz but it's pretty fucking poor form to be joking about a young kid that just died...have a heart

he will be the leif garrett andy gibb of this generation.

Just like poor Andy died young, amirite?

outrageous. andy gibb was good, and could sing.

m@tt otm...I can't believe how many callous motherfuckers there are on this board. can't believe you're all talking about fucking chillwave instead of joining us in grieving for a talent lost too soon.

http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour

The My World Tour is an upcoming concert tour by Justin Bieber. It is his first official headlining tour, and is promoted by AEG Live, and Live Nation. The tour is anticipated to have multiple legs, and the supporting acts for the first will be Sean Kingston and Jessica Jarrell. Pop girl group The Stunners will also serve as an opening act for the first twenty dates. The tour is set to support his first release, My World, and its follow-up, My World 2.0. Who wants Justin the most? Decide now...

CURRENT COUNTRIES IN THE LEAD

#1 Israel

293992 votes

#2 North Korea

293618 votes

***You don't need a twitter account. Just click the I AM HUMAN button, and enter the words, then VOTE FOR NORTH KOREA.

***You can vote EVERY 20 MINUTES.

Question: "Why not send him to israel?"
Seriously, he has a WAY higher statistical chance of never returning from North Korea (or at least learning a great deal about the coal mining industry). Israel would welcome him and give him a shit ton of bodyguards because his visit would help their tourism, etc. North Korea would see him as a threat to their brainwashed people, and when you're in North Korea and their insane leader doesn't like you, well... manual labor, deportation, some humbling public humiliation for the conceited "bieb"

shakey mo gone too far imo

I can't believe they are touring his corpse o_O

"My" is a strange title for a world tour

that's the "title/theme" of the tour? lol.

it's like when barry mantilow basked in a 10-minute standing ovation when he first walked on stage, then said, "we're all here to celebrate one thing tonight -- me."

it was a joke. his album is called My World, and his tour is called The My World Tour.

oh it's a joek all right!

(actually i figured it was him playing off his album title. still is a little o_o imo)

Prank leaves Justin Bieber facing tour of North Korea

RIP

IT WAS HIS IDEA FOR A CONTEST, HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THE RESULTS.

the people have spoken.

http://www.hiphopsite.com/2010/07/02/justin-bieber-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%9Cbaby-el-p-death-mixmp3/

:\

Looking forward to the posthumous release of those memoirs.

Maybe we'll learn who really killed him.

Somehow, I reckon we'll all be indicted. We loved him so much but we didn't help him.

let the young man rest in peace

I damn near had a heart attack when I read this!!

damn near RIP u s steel

Somehow, I reckon we'll all be indicted. We loved him so much but we didn't help him.

it's true - we ALL killed him

donald sutherland knows it all, but isn't talking to anyone but kevin costner apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI

so sad to see zombieber attacked like that

Justin Bieber intrigues me, in that he's a successful pop performer with a slight amount of talent, his name is known worldwide, yet he still comes across as a kid whose hat gets stolen by bullies, whereafter he goes home and cries like a bitch.

err I'm sorry I should have said "cried". RIP Justin, the pic of you getting schooled at beach football will never be forgotten

http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower

the song "U Smile" slowed down 800%.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2j65u2r.jpg

So happy that Bieber's unreleased and posthumous output has been turned over to Jason Pierce.

Jesus Christ, this is beautiful. Dude is transformed into full-on 4AD/Liz Fraser.

i want to listen to this all night on repeat.

fuck

yeah i just downloaded it and put it on repeat already

this is incredibly boring

peace out

come and get me when someone slows waka flocka down 800%

lol ok i only lasted a few minutes, j0rdan otm, i'm pretty sure this works w/ a ton of songs

This track has reached its download limit..
It used all its download quota.

care to sendspace, zorn_bond?

you guys could listen to "toot it and boot it" at least 8 times in the amount of times it takes to listen to one 800% slower justin bieber song

i want my digital drugs, thx

this i understand

link

dang jordan thats ice cold

this shit is real tho

i believe the word is <em>epic</em>

currently streaming this with my itunes playing klaus kinski "spricht werke der weltliteratur" over it.

try it!

http://www.sendspace.com/file/44tfuq

this is incredibly boring

peace out

― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:10 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

i will make a special mix just for you that shoehorns in references to alligators

needs lil b #based freestyle

j0rdan u kno i say this w love but fuck u, 800% slow biebz is str8 fire beautiful

j0rdy this is obv. a seminal masterpiece and if you cant get on board u should be killed immediately

lol but srsly it reminds me of Soft Circle's album

fact, someone i know shot an interview w/ the beebs and some genius decided itd be cool if beebs skateboarded away at the end-- took two takes-- that first take is hidden away somewhere. a video of jb bailing rather viciously on a skateboard. dude will definitely never release it or even show me cos his job could be lost and suing and etc., but damn, hwo funny is it in yourm ind?

this is incredibly boring beautiful.

although i'm only 9 minutes in...

woah

ok just found out about this from elsewhere and 3 minutes in this is p much the best thing I've heard all year - SOTL had better look away now

when the bottom drops out of it 22 minutes in the effect is beyond incredible - it's like the slowy-down aspects of Inception but real

really pretty i thought it was m83

this is awesome

As I said in the rolling pop thread, this could totally pass for new bvdub material.

I fell asleep. Did anything exciting happen after, oh, about 11 minutes in or so?

the popists were right: the avant-garde really is hidden in pop music

the popists were right.

Timestretched pop = really boring ambient. Who knew?

i think theres a picture hidden in the spectrals too

this kind of sounds like black tape for a blue girl

sounds like fkn sigur ros dnw

Slow down Cheryl Cole and get Boards of Canada, while you're at it...

http://soundcloud.com/richtard/cheryl-cole-parachute-richtarded-53-minute-version

Actually, to be fair, that's more Dead Can Dance.

http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/

this is about to be a 'thing' now, isn't it

incredibly popular internet shit you don't understand at all

http://www.mediafire.com/?jt3j28mps9tm7qw

ben sidran - about love - v v slow vers.

in other news if you take stars of the lid and speed it up 800% you get...

The Bieber thing is not actually Bieber.

http://photonwaveorchestra.bandcamp.com/

I reckon it IS Bieber, despite that^

Actually, you're right! I just tried fast forwarding it and it is definitely the same song.

Mea culpa.

the release date on the photon wave orchestra track, tho

xp

it is bieber, i just ran U smile thru paulstretch

lolol cis otm

fell asleep to this

Fell asleep to this, and dreamed I was in a shitty action movie where someone was trying to steal all my ideas.

Wait, sorry, wrong thread!

first bieber joint to please meh

is that a meme or something

somebody put a disco hi hat under this and we have bieblearic

I made one of these slowed down things, although it is only the first part of the song in the interest of saving space:

http://drop.io/ykr2tdw

that is unsettling and great. what is it?

"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees

hahah bs

It really is that song! 30x slower if I recall correctly.

amazing

i'm amazed that it only took 40 some odd years to create a Chopped and Skrewed version of Disco Duck

I made one too, Anyone want to guess? I think this should be a very easy one.

http://soundcloud.com/user2884875/mystery

careless whisper?

^^^^^^^^^^^^ if this is true i'm totally d/ling

Yup, just the into. Good guess! or was it totally too obvious?

intro

lol waht

u guyz r fun

this is my new favorite toy. love love love

want this toy!! but i can't make it work :(

WHOA, now rescinding my previous comments about "Careless Whisper" being boring.

what problems are you running into, zorn_bond?

must find a command line version of this so I can make a plugin for my mp3 player and have it just go through my music collection on random playing everything stretched 10x.

aw dude yes love this concept

i'm trying to compile it from source and i'm doing ./configure and it's not finding the configure file?

i'm using linux obv so i'm used to no one knowing how to fix my problems lol

ah, that's no good. i'm using windows so useless for linux advice.

yeah i thought linux was the greatest thing on earth when i started using it a couple years ago. now most days i'd kill for xp.

can someone slow down "hard in da paint" 800% for me? plz & thx

http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/

d/l the program and use it, it is very easy! not even an install in windows, you can just run the .exe.

i don't have windows

mac?

http://rekkerd.org/kent-williams-releases-paulstretch-for-mac/

word up

this is cool i guess, the bieber thing

lol no mp3s

oh well

aight i guess once you've heard 11 minutes you've heard the whole thing

First 21 minutes is samey, 22 to the end is different.

so sad I don't have any opiates lying around.

http://soundcloud.com/jodybeth/dywtsodywtt

use this link instead:

http://soundcloud.com/grannykart/dywtsodywtt

First 21 minutes is samey, 22 to the end is different.

― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 04:48 (8 hours ago)

^^^^^^^

the first 21 minutes are cool but it really fucking takes off after that, and remains freaking incredible from then on

Let's hope that Sigur Ros sped up 800% doesn't sound like Justin Bieber.

(This is great, btw.)

Ha! I heard Sigur Ros sped up on another forum and it sounded like plinky plonky carnival music. It was terrible! Well, worse than the real thing, if that's possible.

Fast Sigur Rós

http://soundcloud.com/osuadh/fast-sigur-ros

I hear "Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez vous? Dormez vous?" in the guitar line!

loooool that's svefn-g-englar isn't it

yep!

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?5ild5drk73brp16

No, that's not the one that I heard yesterday. But I guess maybe the one I heard got pitch shifted because it just sounded tinkly and annoying.

That link I just posted is the first ten minutes of Kr4ftw3rk's R4dio4act1v1ty, btw.

lol at my l33t typing (-a)

Anyway (if not already linked):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/yes-haircut-criminal

wow. even without the haircuts that is quite the collection of unfortunate looking boys.

The first few moments of "The Only Living Boy in New York"

http://soundcloud.com/user2884875/ready

i just made this and it's really spooky and weird... about six minutes of jane siberry's "the white tent the raft."

http://soundcloud.com/grannykart/the-white-tent-the-raft-screwed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MEj4h3sni8&

holy living fuck this is making my goddamn life right now.

Since the other music genre that was started by playing music too slow (A Split Second's Flesh at 33 rpm instead of 45) was called New Beat, I propose we call this modern variation New Bieb.

Ha. I used to play the 45 of Coil's "Tainted Love" at 33 rpm when I was pissed off on my radio show and wanted to punish the listeners.

LOL @ you all discovering Paulstretch all of a sudden :)

I fell asleep. Did anything exciting happen after, oh, about 11 minutes in or so?

― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:34 (3 weeks ago)

honestly

http://i52.tinypic.com/6ycw1x.jpg

rip sweet son, may u and aubrey plaza forever ride your unicorns through the valleys of heaven

how the hell were you able to get inside my head and take a snapshot of my dreams

god, so many months after the fact and it still just kills me. RIP for real, dude :(

sup

that USMILEambient is srsly great, i mean even better than the slow edit of 'working man'

that's a flaming huge call but would luck have it I'm 13 minutes into another listen of USLOW and tbh I'm willing to agree - 22 mins onward is brain-exploding

The 16 year-old, who rose to fame through YouTube, was accused of “inappropriate behaviour” before a Maryland State Fair concert, in Baltimore, last week.

The Canadian heart-throb, who has nurtured a clean-cut image, was said to be “horsing around” with members of his staff when he threw the water-filled projectiles at two state police troopers.

One of the balloons was said to have hit one trooper's gun belt and burst, while the other brushed his colleague on the chest but did not burst.

According to American reports, after fleeing back to his trailer, Bieber was saved by a bodyguard who allegedly convinced police not to arrest the singing sensation.

No report was filed after last Sunday’s incident which occurred just before the sell-out concert. The troopers were at the concert for “crowd control”.

"Still laughing. GREAT DAY," Bieber posted on Twitter, the micro-blogging site, later that night. It remains unclear what he was referring to.

inevitably that has made me like Bieber a lot more

ur already quite a lot like bieber

lol

Still laughing. GREAT ZING

audrey plaza could ride my unicorn

Twitter, the micro-blogging site

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Bieber-Deal-with-it.gif

http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/justin_bieber_hooters_m.jpg

cute kid

she looks a little young for him tho

Can you be too young for a corpse?

RIP feminist icon Justin Bieber

I'm so sick of one of the two most liked comments on EVERY YT music vid being a joke about Justin Bieber, or possibly Justin Bieber's penis.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39345081/ns/local_news-philadelphia_pa/

http://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/397*298/PHI+hurst+license+640+x+480.jpg

douchebag.

The boy, now 14, told investigators that Hurst said masturbating would help him grow and make him smarter and happy, prosecutors say.

Hurst OTM.

Totally OTM. Yes, the paying an extra dollar thing is creepy... but how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/0928_bieber3.jpg

i can still see u now in my mind's eye justin, with your stylish clothes and your wide-set eyes.

how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?

― daavid, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

why does the Justin figurine on the left have steroid neck?

the only doll to predict bieber's future

http://twitpic.com/3b25tf.jpeg

http://twitpic.com/3b25tf

Brazilian police find Justin Bieber painting in the house of dangerous war lord. Really.

<a href="http://twitpic.com/3b25tf"; title="
on Twitpic"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/3b25tf.jpg"; width="150" height="150" alt="
on Twitpic"></a>

i like that whoever took that photo didn't shoo the other guy out of the shot. "your dumbfoundedness really contributes to what i'm getting at here."

Rest in peace, you poor walking talking symptom of late capitalism

http://imgur.com/CKQjG.jpg

Tanker truck? The instructions didn't mention that! :-(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482

lol @ graciously allowing tumblr to be part of the insurrection

Selena Gomez has received a string of death threats after she was pictured kissing teen star Justin Bieber while holidaying on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia.

The young stars have been coy about rumors of romance for several months, however the new pictures, which have surfaced online, seem to have confirmed their secret relationship.

Justin's fans, who are popularly known as 'Beliebers', posted several hostile messages to the 18-year-old Disney star on Twitter today.

One message read: 'Roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you'.

In a central London pub yesterday I saw a tip jar on the bar. A little notice on it said "Every time you give us a tip a Justin Bieber fan dies".

This kid is the smuggest Canadian of all time.

people actively describing themselves as 'Beliebers' versus people actively describing themselves as 'Gleeks' FITE!

^Both mentioned in Ben Zimmer's round-up of the 2010 words of the year.

Reincarnated at last

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/460ff8b3.jpg

my roomate is directing the 3d short that will be played in front of the justin bieber feature film that comes out in a couple months. gonna be blacked out drunk if I get forced to go see it.

(a) this thread began in april 2010. (b) today (january 2011), "rip justin bieber" is a leading trend on twitter.

any connection between (a) and (b)?

btw, i know justin bieber isn't dead. so that's not it.

his death is always trending on twitter/google

This is dope:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k972x73Wqog

uh, i fux with this

I heard that Bieber hate is an internet obsession in some quarters, as I'm not fifteen years old I learned about it in the newspaper not by looking for it. I find it disturbing.

our boy whiney performed this weekend & he drummed along to a part of the ambient "u smile"

he is a great drummer so y'all should watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1qpR2DGb5k&feature=player_embedded

such a tragedy.

watching that video is like watching The Misfits, two remarkable talents together, but tough to watch knowing how we were to lose them both so soon. :'(

(but that is indeed awesome.)

am i the only person on ILX who's seen the justin bieber 3D movie NEVER SAY NEVER??????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0&feature=player_embedded

RIP :(

that whiney clip is awesome

Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason.

clearly Beeb is gonna be the Warren Beatty of the 2020s.

http://i.imgur.com/6mZJ6.jpg

justinbieber Justin Bieber. yeah so it's true...i got a lil haircut...i like it...and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon.

omg no!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU-K7orlvCg

“For younger guys, it’s like they think they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll change, I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”

God I love this kid

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8v8f5LeJ1qdrq38o1_500.jpg

Bieber otm. Rip.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/world/middleeast/13bieber.html

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcsbcffTN1qjkh16o1_400.jpg

It's like volcano of doucheiness.

They should start a fashion line for men named LaBieb

the Foghat t-shirt, all by itself, is rad imo

the rest of the look is a big no no

not another miami vice remake :(

There are cute, precocious boys. There are douchey, ridiculously successful men. In the twain lies LaBieb."

LaBieb: When the girls want to have you, and the men want you to revitalize their franchise.

LaBieb: Because privilege is only half the story.

i want a royal blue blazer so bad

― gr8080, Saturday, April 2, 2011 8:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

he loved life so much

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/06/06/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-mtv-movie-awards-love-dating-making-out-kissing/

“They made out for about three minutes and kind of weirded people out,” the eyewitness said. “They used a lot of tongue and acted like there was no one else in the room"

i think someone's getting "backstage" confused with "staged"

http://www.thefablife.com/files/2011/05/biebergomezkiss.jpg

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lma07oPMVv1qadw96o1_400.jpg

http://www.retail-week.com/pictures/586xAny/4/4/2/1249442_BIEBER.jpg

o_O

Terrifying new ending to V for Vendetta.

lol the one huge gaga in the background totally makes it

http://www.cnn.com/2011/08/31/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/justin-bieber-crashes-ferrari/index.html

when did biebs start wearing lip liner?

JB "crashes his ferrari" although the police state "there was no damage to either vehicle".

it was not known whether the vehicle that hit Bieber's belonged to a photographer.

police may investigate justin bieber's alleged tryst (the girl was an adult; bieber was a minor).

this is so, so stupid

Meanwhile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVXPYTzczU&feature=feedlik

this is so, so stupid

justin bieber was victimized.

lololol
http://i.imgur.com/SuAY0.png

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2057195/Justin-Bieber-baby-Pictures-Mariah-Yeater-inside-weird-world.html

oh that second link is just very safe for work now isn't it

justin bieber's boo wrapped in clingfilm

Fooling around: In another shot Mariah ignores the Do Not Touch sign to cosy up to a mannequin

Obviously a deranged lunatic.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/03/article-2057195-0EA70F3000000578-877_634x482.jpg

i'm really hoping for live coverage of Bieber going in for the paternity test.

nancy grace would cover that right

Wooooo! Go Lakeside!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/04/selena-gomez-dumps-justin-bieber_n_1077348.html

The dream is over.

as he fights off rumors that he slept with Yeater backstage after a concert and fathered her son.

feel like maybe "slept with" shouldn't be allowed to be used to describe sex that allegedly lasted 30 seconds in a bathroom stall

biebature ejaculation

RIP love

I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(

biebs got raped :(

30 seconds of terror

great article:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/woman_who_claims_she_had_bieber_U4SI9XtemCEh30hNfx9M5I

"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."

"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."

I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:

1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".

2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.

3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rur415swL4&feature=related

4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.

Is this suitable for Bieber fans? (ie. wrong thread? :-))

Love the story though <3

lol sorry i get it now, not entirely awake yet -_-

love revives itself, scratches wildly at the lid of its own coffin

rip he hardly knew her ;_;

rustic italian flatbread's ex-girlfriend is the subject of every hold-steady song.

. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.

That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one

apt name too

According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.

the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber

The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.

Bieb-seeking missile

will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?

Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post

BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually

the embattled bieber and gomez show

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9656/justinbiebermysterygirl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aIP7y.jpg

Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)

Assault with a slightly feminine weapon.

if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go

new complex mag photo shoot is intense

http://i.imgur.com/nUCvL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fynoE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aC6Rj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NNBxA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/s300h.jpg

i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old

RIP jbiebs, he was allergic to cherry kool-aid

Tyler Shields is such a hack.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22gzxlxmx1qk7pano1_500.jpg

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/331999/20120423/justin-bieber-stabbed-facebook.htm

http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/30/justin-bieber-throwing-up-video/

http://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/120811_justin_bieber_selena_gomez_bikini_teaser_600111208071601111208085534.jpeg

Bieber apologized to the crowd for being sick, but the crowd didn't seem to mind too much and cheered him on throughout.

Aw what a pro

FYI-

http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1-million-Justin-Bieber-Head-in-Gold-3.jpg

http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/,000,000 Justin Bieber's Head Made of Gold

argh. sorry, here's the right URL: http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/

davey is that you

yes mr. grady, i am here.

this golden bieber head was my grady bat-signal. i knew you'd come. ^o^

i spotted you on your third post.

holy shit, how did you reply so fast! you must have a notifications thingy i haven't seen yet... or something. i am new here.

everyone meet davey.

hey davey

Hiello daaaaaavey

hi davey. nice to meet u.

more like tokin weeder

this euro tour had really been a goldmine of unbeliebable moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZ0ojbkrmc#!

does Kevin Smith no Cee-Lo stole his jorts

Beiber has become such a douchey looking guy, like even more than I would've expected he was gonna.
Never ever say "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously"
He's basically Joffrey.

there's a whole tumblr devoted to that premise iirc

is he getting a lot of boos?

he has this slack-jawed thing going, it's not going to help him with the whole "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously" thing

also, use other words please, as mark s used to say

heh, so there is
http://joffreybieber.tumblr.com/

this guy's flameout/addiction+rehab period is gonna be so ugly

yeah whatsup with the booing

the bieber nude pictures have made me reconsider having potential sons circumcised.

i think the booing explains his reaction, otherwise he's just preening

hi davey

I totally missed that there were boos when I watched that

why does he reach out and grab cee-lo like that

illuminati handshake

http://25.media.tumblr.com/592686a56ecd12f5743eaad2ac1a4a09/tumblr_mm11sxID2B1sovfs2o1_500.jpg

Headset mics!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4689528/bieber-sunglasses-o.gif

Reposted from the T. Swift thread, Swift reacts to backstage Bieber/Gomez spit swap:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o98xs8wybgtgif/ku-medium.gif

I like to think that Jesus was just flying by at that particular moment

xp

why does he reach out and grab cee-lo like that

― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, May 20, 2013 5:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think he was actually shaken by the boos, and is gesturing to cee-lo for support

he does seem stunned

or like he is not getting enough oxygen

lol the tswift gif

what is funny about that gif?

I can't hear the boos! I am listening on crappy laptop speakers though.

keep looking until u see it... u will shit bricks amateursit

i don't get it, please explain!

am i not recognizing somebody?

are we expecting her to congratulate him, and she doesn't?

she makes a face that indicates that she finds it gross

look in the far right hand bieber/gomez making out direction

hahah that gif

heh, so there is
http://joffreybieber.tumblr.com/

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 20, 2013 5:57 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

holy shit this tumblr is remarkable unfunny

oh i see, she sticks her tongue out.

what a prude!

is it surprising that taylor swift finds kissing gross

all things considered

given how much she sings about kissing in the rain, it would be surprising if she found kissing gross

context is everything here guys

ITS GROSS BECAUSE BIEBER IS GROSS

Standing on the Chicago Blackhawks locker room logo to pose with the Stanley Cup vs. Pissing in a mop bucket instead of a bathroom

http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/07/11/justin-bieber-bill-clinton-apology/

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-allegedly-spotted-brothel-brazil-report-205000302-us-weekly.html

http://i.imgur.com/8N2FYaV.png

approve of remedial nu-biebz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCpaTwQ8gGM

astroturfed out of bed

when he came out to leave his bodyguards began to spray water at photographers.

This would be a fun job.

beibjob

welp

Keisha Jamerson 35 minutes ago
Jesus hung out with prostitutes

http://i.imgur.com/xSxOQ1W.png

lol how did we miss this

http://www.examiner.com/article/anonymous-targets-justin-bieber-for-wearing-guy-fawkes-mask

http://i.imgur.com/wdbiVu6.jpg

hahahahahahaha

Bieberchist

rest in peace + have a happy hanukkah justin

noooo the biebs

I told him to get a cab!

http://i26.beon.ru/42/20/632042/36/49532336/BIEBER2.jpeg

sake

http://www.lupin3.it/20110120/mix/347_022.jpg

I wish he were arrested under suspicion of DUI and drag racing, with a pile of coke in the car and a hooker in the passenger seat, all while chucking eggs out the window.

I do love that every time something goes down it's in a totally different city. Maybe he has a whole bunch of wayward lookalikes spread around the globe so that he can chill out at home in peace and just catch up on books.

his post-rehab gospel album in 2017 is going to rule

some of us don't get TMZ (?) alerts, you could at least link the news

here u go morbs

http://bit.ly/uugEkz

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/showbiz/justin-bieber-arrest/

he really seems like a total POS

The cars were speeding at about 55 to 60 mph in a 30 mph zone

lol, this is a drag race the way his shit is music

http://i40.tinypic.com/2jac0n5.jpg

Adorbs.

:D

j/k ewwwwes gross

more and more he looks like a lesbian

lol

greatest mugshot i've ever seen

btw seeing 3 Justin Bieber threads on SNA made me think the guy actually died or went to jail

a friend likes to say "put a wimple on him and he's a nun"

you really can't hate on this guy after a mugshot like that

http://fr.eonline.com/news/443534/sharon-osbourne-slams-justin-bieber-says-he-doesn-t-realize-he-s-white-and-not-black

Sharon O likely doesn't realize she's a bint who got lucky via marriage

oooooooooooo

I know I've been wondering what Sharon Osbourne thinks about all this.

i mean Dr M using the b word

Sharon met future husband Ozzy Osbourne at the age of 18 while working for her father, Don Arden, who managed Black Sabbath.[4] When Ozzy was fired from Black Sabbath in 1979, she took over his management from the Arden organisation[4] and then started to date Ozzy.[4] Sharon coordinated the recruitment of a technically gifted backing band (Randy Rhoads, Bob Daisley, and Lee Kerslake) for the recording of The Blizzard of Ozz and, by engaging proven songwriters, helped Ozzy launch what became a successful solo career.[4]

Yes, clearly she's the lucky one here.

in that we know who she is, sort of

Oooh you're a real tough guy aren't you

waterface bout to meet brooklyn pavement