The Top Ten Earning Comedians - who's the worst?

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According to Forbes this lot earned $256m between June 08 and June 09. So Seinfeld is the richest, obviously, but who's the worst?

Poll Results

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Jeff Dunham ($30m) 19
Dane Cook ($20m) 16
Larry the Cable Guy ($13m) 13
Jerry Seinfeld ($85m) 4
Howie Mandel ($15m) 4
George Lopez ($20m) 2
Chris Rock ($42m) 2
Russell Peters ($10m) 1
Jeff Foxworthy ($11m) 0
Terry Fator ($10m) 0


Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i have never heard of jeff dunham

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I only recognise 4 of those names.

JimD, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxpnever heard of fator or peters. dunham is the dummy guy right? then it's him.

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

who is seinfeld?

Zeno, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

dunham AND fator are dummy guys.

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

xp. The funny one.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Dane Cook is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy.

(anal) (velko), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

not so funny anymore if you ask me
xpost

Zeno, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

This really has to come down to Dunham vs. Cook

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently terry fator signed a $100 million deal with mirage in vegas

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

god damn ventriloquists are terrible

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

in what world is this not dane cook?

k3vin k., Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

in a world where a ventriloquist can make $30 million dollars

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, there's plenty of incredible badness to go around here, but sometimes you have to make a stand

k3vin k., Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

how did chris rock make $42 million during that time period?

iatee, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

how did seinfeld make $85 million??

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

not so funny anymore if you ask me

He was quite funny in 30 Rock. I was going to do 'who is the funniest?' but watching 5 minutes of Dunham has made me curmudgeonly.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

According to Forbes the bulk of it comes from syndication (Seinfeld's money that is) - so how does that work?

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

as much as i hate dane cook, this needs to be a landslide victory for dunham

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

dunham

CharlieS, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

madagascar 2 made more than $600m worldwide, that probably doesn't hurt rock's placing

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Plus his successful TV show, Everybody Hates Chris. Plus his HBO concert special. Plus his No Apologies tour. Plus signing on for Madagascar 3.

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

42 million dollars is an amazing amount of money though. I wonder what Chris Rock's house looks like

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I bet big

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, dane cook is awful, and it's hard to defend dane cook, but being a huge asshole usually allows for some humor either way. for an extended set he really grates & is pretty unbearable, but he has some hilarious bits where the social commentary is pretty spot on. my big problem with him is that he allows for his fans to be really misogynistic & horrible without understanding that dane cook is an y'know a comedian. i feel basically the same way about larry the cable guy.

the ventriloquists are just so plain & horrible & offensive to anyone that has a personality and/or might try and discern what is funny and what isn't funny

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

admittedly i have no idea if the other ventriloquist is shittier but even asking that question is kind of like which fire is hotter when you put your hand in it so im going with the one ive inadvertently been exposed to

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

However much you might dislike Dane Cook, I do not understand how anyone could possibly name him the worst of a list that includes Jeff Dunham and Larry The Cable Guy.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"social commentary"

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

larry the cable guy is the most deplorable in his own way for being such a hackish panderer but he is no ventriloquist

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

explain to me what dane cook's stand up is, dean of comedy

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxpost

Or what J0rdan said. Although that might be another poll: whose fans are the worst?

I've seen some funny ventriloquist/puppeteer comedians before, BTW.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I accidentally saw 5 minutes of a Jeff Dunham 'special' on cable, it was some of most wretched comedy I've ever seen. This poll belongs to him.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I reflex voted for Larry without knowing that we had that ventriloquist guy (and there's another one??) on the list. Sorry Larry.

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Larry the Cable Guy means never having to say you're sorry.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

(and there's another one??)

I'm amazed people haven't heard of this guy. Does winning America's Got Talant really mean so little?
Technically he seems better than Dunham, is about all I can think of to say about him.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

explain to me what dane cook's stand up is, dean of comedy

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, September 27, 2009 7:14 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

observational comedy + yelling

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

alright, observations on society

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

how did seinfeld make $85 million??

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, September 27, 2009 7:00 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you know how his show still airs twice a day on three different stations on your cable system? it does that on everyone else's local channels too, and he gets paid for every single one of those airings.

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah yeah yeah. $85 mill still seems awfully steep tho but \(o_O)/

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan is like the tuomas of cuomedy

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

syndication money's crazy. i mean if you created a show like Seinfeld, that's basically the TV equivalent of owning the Lennon/McCartney songbook.

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

voting Jeff Dunham because until a couple years ago I thought the guy's career was just this little '90s blip and had no idea he had a hugely popular character named "Achmed the Dead Terrorist"

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i need to create myself a sitcom

fleetwood (max), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

syndication money's crazy. i mean if you created a show like Seinfeld, that's basically the TV equivalent of owning the Lennon/McCartney songbook.

― guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, September 27, 2009 6:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

alright yeah this makes sense

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

However much you might dislike Dane Cook, I do not understand how anyone could possibly name him the worst of a list that includes Jeff Dunham and Larry The Cable Guy.

^^^

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxpost yeah the dvd I had to sit through a few years back had a bunch of weird racist shit iirc

CharlieS, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i remember kind of enjoying Dunham and Brian Regan in like 1991, and am amazed that they are both amazingly famous and fucking terrible in 2009

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this top ten American comedians? I'm assuming it is - I have to admit I've only actively heard/seen 2 out of this whole list (Seinfeld and Rock). I've heard *of* about 2 others (Cook and the Cable Guy). Who the eff are the rest.

Dearth Disco (Trayce), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a pretty weirdly skewed list, imo, because there are probably a ton of comedians who crossed over to movies/TV that make as much or more, but presumably aren't on there because unlike Rock or Seinfeld they haven't done a standup tour in years. but at the same time only a fraction of Rock or Seinfeld's totals are from ticket sales.

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

for instance Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrey would all be in the top 5 of this list if they'd been counted

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Damn, I voted Larry the Cable Guy before I realized who Dunham was.

denim nutsack (Whitey on the Moon), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I’m standing beside this guy, I don’t know this man, never met him before in my life or in a past life, I can sense this. Standing next to this man, never met him before. He turns towards me and he sneezes like this, he goes: FUUUHH!!! He actually did like the robot from 85. FUUUHH! Yea, He turns TOWARDS me and he sneezed and there was no blockage, there was no hand or the mouth. I turned to the guy, I say “God Bless you” by the way when somebody sneezes. I don’t say “bless you” I don’t say that because.. I’m not the Lord. I can’t do that. I’m just a messenger for Big Guns up stairs, you know what I’m saying. And I never go with “gezundheit” I don’t know who even says that. If I say “gezundheit” I feel like I’m honoring Hitler like I should be like “gezundheit!!” I end up on the history channel cause the guy sneezed. God Bless You. This is what guy comes back with, this is where it starts to get out of control. Guy looks at me, and very condescending, He goes “*sniff uh… yea.. I’m an atheist.” Yea, what a jerk right? I’m trying to be polite, I don’t know you’re an atheist, and even if I did, what am I supposed to say when an atheist sneezed, “Uh, when you die nothing happens.” SO now, I start getting into like a religious debate with this guy. And it is awful, he’s questioning my beliefs, “Well what about you, what did you grow up?” And I say “Well I was raised Catholic, I was raised Catholic. As I’m telling him about my religious background he is laughing at me. He is laughing at me, he is giggling. He’s like “You believe this? This is ha ha. ha aw..” Now for his own entertainment, he says to me “Let me ask you this. What do you believe happens to you after you die?” And I said, “Well, ok um. Hopefully I live a good life and my soul goes to heaven. And when I get there, all of my ancestors will be waiting for me like it’s an airport. “Hey! What’s up? Guess who’s dead sucker, Ahaha! Come here.. come here, float over here, check this out.” I’m telling him this, he’s laughing even more. He’s so condescending, he’s so snarky with his f*&#king attitude. Yea, snarky. So he’s laughing at my beliefs, and finally I just snap and I go “What about you? Ok, what about you? Alright. What happens to you? You’re an atheist, what does that mean? What happens to you after you die?” Now he gets very serious, like he’s going to school me. Ok. He looks and he goes “Oh I can tell you young man. I can tell you. I know what’s going to happen to me after I die. After I pass on, my body will become one with this earth. From there, I will become a fertilizer for this planet. And with that, I will return as a huge beautiful tree.” That’s what this guy believes. He’s laughing at me, he’s gunna come back as a f*&#king ficus, Johnny Weeping Willow over here. I wanted to slam this guy so bad for this, right. But then I stopped. I stopped, you guys please hear me out. I let it sink in and I want you to as well. I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he’s in the middle of the wilderness. And he’s doin his tree thing, whatever it is trees do. I know they do alot of work with breezes. And wouldn’t it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness, thru the woods a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes along. Sees him. Chops him down. SMASH! Put a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him into a saw mill, grind him up. Then you pound him down into paper. Once he’s paper, you print the Bible on him.” ~ Dane Cook

^ copy into Word and set font to comic sans for maximum daneage

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

We should do a separate poll for British comedians. I imagine most of the top ten are individuals most right-thinking people would punch in the face without a moment's hesitation.

Soukesian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i remember kind of enjoying Dunham and Brian Regan in like 1991, and am amazed that they are both amazingly famous and fucking terrible in 2009

― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, September 27, 2009 7:42 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know people will throw tomatoes at me for admitting this but this is more or less how i feel about Dane Cook, when he was just some slightly animated stand-up that would pop up on late night shows and Comedy Central showcases now and again i thought he was pretty funny. he's gotten overly loud and annoying over the years but i still don't really think of him as the bottom of the barrel.

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

that dane cook bit is good to funny until he gets into the vindictive circle of life part

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

We should do a separate poll for British comedians. I imagine most of the top ten are individuals most right-thinking people would punch in the face without a moment's hesitation.

― Soukesian, Monday, 28 September 2009 00:52 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

really wanna see catherine tate attempt an american breakthru

should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, Cook is like some local comedian that I wouldn't mind seeing in a showcase or something, but not someone I could ever become an actual stan of, and definitely not someone who should be as huge as he is. The thing is, he actually has the ability to be occasionally funny, which several people on this list do not.

So is Howie Mandel still doing stand-up, then?

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

God, that Dane Cook conversation, if its real

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Asshole meets asshole

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

two butts beating as one

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

it's real, it's like the centerpiece of one of his standup specials

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yep, and everyone in the audience gets all scary "YEAH... YOU TELL THAT GODLESS FAGGOT"

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I know a lot of people have problems with Cook, but Dunham and Larry make Cook look like Carlin in his glory days. I mean, this and this and, especially, this manage to sum up everything about Dunham without really accurately conveying just how godawfully BAD he is.

And for Larry the Cable Guy, David Cross's wicked takedown of him is still pretty much accurate.

a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 28 September 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

No results found for "Top Ten Earning Canadians".

Aimless, Monday, 28 September 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i finally actually watched a few minutes of larry the cable guy. it was some special, and he really wasn't bad. if you ignore the schtick pretend his jokes are being delivered by some deadpan hipster comedian most of it's pretty funny. even drole at times!

i taped jeff dunham on a "just for laughs" performance maybe almost twenty years ago, and haven't really heard of him since. agog that he is making 30 million dollars now. when/how did that happen? who likes him?

Dane Cook is a funny guy who needs more funny material, but i kind of like him.

Howie Mandel?

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

how can you ignore the schtick when he's 99.9999% schtick?

iatee, Monday, 28 September 2009 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

No results found for "Top Ten Earning Canadians".

― Aimless, Monday, 28 September 2009 00:31 (6 hours ago) Bookmark

Russell Peters is a Canadian.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this top ten American comedians? I'm assuming it is - I have to admit I've only actively heard/seen 2 out of this whole list (Seinfeld and Rock). I've heard *of* about 2 others (Cook and the Cable Guy). Who the eff are the rest.

I think this is a worldwide list. I don't know of any British/Australian/Belgium comedians who make this kind of money? Although I wonder if Ricky Gervais might have made it on a good year with the right exchange rate. Although I don't know when the last time was he did a tour.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link

he's probably not in fact the worst, but I felt howie needed a vote. The other 9 don't make annoying Boston Pizza commercials on my teevee every day

suggest friend (hmmmm), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate Dunham a lot, but I think he exhibits a sort of folksy craftsmanship. He seems like a guy who should rightfully be a big hit on the local scene, but has achieved more fame than he rightfully deserves ... whereas Cook is just this useless douchebag.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The others are all clearly better than either of them apart from Peters, who I don't know.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"a useless douchebag" is a pretty 100% otm description of dane cook

truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 September 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i finally actually watched a few minutes of larry the cable guy. it was some special, and he really wasn't bad.

yeah he's def. better than i thought he was based on probably the same some special. don't really know the deal w/ dane cook, i know i saw at least 15 minutes of some set, whatever

alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Monday, 28 September 2009 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link

a poll where i didn't have to read from option 2 onwards. nice time saver.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Russell Peters is nearly funny on occasion. For instance you think he's going to do a bit about how it's kind of amazing that doing an Indian accent is still considered hilarious in many quarters and then he gets the lols from...doing an Indian accent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6RgIf6epQ

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 09:36 (fourteen years ago) link

a poll where i didn't have to read from option 2 onwards. nice time saver.

Wait, are you saying Rock is the worst?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

no 2 inclusive

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

We should do a separate poll for British comedians Did a search and this is the best I could find from 2006, http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2006/12/29/4870/where_the_funny_money_is I guess SBC, Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand would make the list now.

Terminator Eggs (Billy Dods), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ricky gervaise and SBC would be the list

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp saying Seinfeld is a lock for worst is only slightly less challopy

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:16 (fourteen years ago) link

imo, imo

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link

If I was to make a list of all the UK comedians who do arena tours I guess it would be close to a list of the biggest ones? So it'd be Brand, Gervais, Michael Mcintyre, Eddie Izzard, Harry Hill, Al Murray, Little Britain ppl, Mighty Boosh ppl and apparently Russell Howard (! - or is it?)

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Coogan at one time probably made a large chunk of his income from large-theatre tours but now he can probably make 10x that from a cameo in a Hollywood movie (hence interrupting rehearsals for last autumn's "AP and Other Less Successful Chars" for a stint in NATM2...lousy early reviews for the former followed).

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh and Steve Coogan for a round 10 xp

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

jimmy carr?

butchered in the spooky twilight (stevie), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Other big Brit stand-up earners - Lee Evans, surely? Both Carrs. And yr old guard like Roy Chubby Brown? These figures at the top of the thread put British comedy into perspective though. I mean, yr Mock The Week/HIGNFY/8 of 10 Cats staples have probably paid off a chunk of their mortgage on a semi in the suburbs and that's it.

xp

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

that fat guy? that dude with all the tics? jack dee?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

why can't i remember the name of that fat guy? peter kaye!

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I seem to see Bill Bailey on the back of a lot of newspapers

MPx4A, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

mock the week. we have a thread on this show, right?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I assume that the ones from the UK list who have got their foot in the Hollywood door will be the biggest earners by quite a distance

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw my list was less the product of deep consideration and more the first ten that popped up when I googled the listings for my local arena venue and saw what comedians were listed there

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

If we had a British list based purely on stand-up earnings (and video sales of same), you might end up with the likes of JETHRO in there somewhere.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

jethro?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

a quick GIS intrigues me. who is this jethro chracter and what is his angle? flat caps seem to be a part of it.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Comedy based on badger-gassing, scrumpy and shooting townies.

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

he works blue.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

He is Cornwall's funniest man.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

wkiw Jethro tbh

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen Jethro, he's weird. Sort of chuckles to himself while saying "cock" a lot.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

there's an app market for that

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xp wkiw?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Where does Ted Chippington fit into this?

MPx4A, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

would kick it with

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link

glad i only know the top two

modescalator (blueski), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i voted for dane cook. i'd probably pick dunham if i were more familiar with his repertoire.

MC Hammarskjöld (get bent), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:52 (fourteen years ago) link

This is a pretty accurate video of the experience of watching Jethro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arlI7iJyEM4
I suppose he's only pretending to be pissed?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Hugh Laurie would be the top earning Brit perhaps?

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Stretching the definition of comedian there a bit. John Cleese? Though he's always crying poverty due to various divorce settlements.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link

he still had the income at some stage, we're not allowing those complaints to stand.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

thread title makes me want to start Top Ten Ealing Comedies

modescalator (blueski), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, Jimmy Mulville and Jasper Carrott have all made a fortune from their production companies

Ward Fowler, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

and rory mcgrath can be added to that, right?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, no.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

the reason he's in the state he's in is that he cashed out early and his buddies didn't.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc anyway.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Good call on Prod Comp comics. Mulville probably the 4th wealthiest Everton fan after Sir Paul Mc, Bill Kenwright and, er, Sly Stallone.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Rowan Atkinson is HUGELY rich I think.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't know that about mcgrath. just assumed he was on that bandwagon with the rest of them.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's local folklore at any rate that mcgrath was on board hat trick but got out too soon. wiki suggests he was involved for longer than i'd thought, but i guess the founders flipped it after he left or something. talkback was sold off for millions some time in the 90s or 00s iirc.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

what about billy connolly? he must have some money. and he does sell-out shows, right? or do scottish people not count?

scott seward, Monday, 28 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I meant to mention him, he very much counts... he's about to do a shit ton of consecutive nights in the SECC in Glasgow, if you added them all up it would be like a stadium show

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

xposts, dont know when this was published, but

Rowan Atkinson is revealed today as Britain's richest TV star, thanks largely to his nerdy misfit creation, Mr Bean.

The 48-year- old comedian has impressive homes in Chelsea and Oxford, drives a collection of luxurious fast cars . . . and is worth around £60million.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-172901/60m-Mr-Bean-tops-TV-rich-list.html

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i think larry the cable guy is a fucking GENIUS. cuz this is what he was like before he came up with his million dollar character:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28

scott seward, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, to go from 4th-rate hack comic playing crap dives for years to second-rate hee haw rip-off multi-million dollar industry is pretty inspired and inspiring.

scott seward, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i agree he's shrewd etc, but i don't hold it against him, since he's a performer...what comedian doesn't cop an alternative personality on stage

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

carrot top?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i think maybe his stage persona ate his normal self and now he is twice as big

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

logically, it works.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ the way the britishes took this thread over while the yankees slept

some dude, Monday, 28 September 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it was due to a sterling/dollar swing overnight, tbh.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

took this thread over

lol Americans. So insecure.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

we're all people

modescalator (blueski), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean they already have 9 of the top 10 earning comedians - ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?!

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it Peters and Mandel that you you think are American? (they're both Canadians)

everything, Monday, 28 September 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 2 October 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone in that list is horrible except for Russell Peters. Voted for Dane Cook out of pure hatred for the man.

Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 3 October 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "gayne cook". (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 44 for "larry the gayble guy". (0.28 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 58 for "larry the cable fag". (0.20 seconds)

I voted Jeff Dunham. That guy's truly the worst.

The Perfect Weapon 2, Saturday, 3 October 2009 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

my racist coworker (who I hate for many reasons) constantly tells me to youtube Akmed the Dead Terrorist because she thinks Dunham is the funniest man alive. Never heard a second of his act but willing to vote for him anyway!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 3 October 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this ILX's endorsement of Foxworthy?

there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 4 October 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

How in the name of fuckity fuck does Jeff Foxworthy have a multi-million dollar career in this day and age??

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 5 October 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

What was Bill Engvall doing last year?

Squash weather (Eazy), Monday, 5 October 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

well tbh snrub i never pictured you as a redneck

autogoon delight (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 October 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Whenever I'm in any -50,000 town more than 30 miles outside a metropolitan area, it seems like there's a poster for a coming or just-passed Bill Engvall show.

Squash weather (Eazy), Monday, 5 October 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Dunham just came to our campus and I had to see posters of him and his foam rubber playthings, everywhere, for weeks.

existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 5 October 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock are the only ones I know on that list

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i misread the thread title as top ten EARRING comedians

#1 Chart Topping Karma Product (m coleman), Monday, 5 October 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh, excuse me. Jamie Foxx is an actor/singer, thank you very much.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 5 October 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't worry about these ventriloquist guys. They'll get theirs in the end.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3521/3222654847_1927a64878.jpg

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 5 October 2009 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/dec05/39e.jpg

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/dec05/49j.jpg

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/gary.jpg

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLj7V5sxFu4

rent, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is Howie Mandel on this list? He makes his money as a game-show host. He probably hasn't done comedy in 20 years.

antexit, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

so furious the Larry the Cable Guy didn't get every single vote in this poll

middle fingers to all of you

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Howie Mandel on 10/14/2009 9:00PM at Hollywood Theater - MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV
Howie Mandel on 10/17/2009 8:00PM at St. Georges Theater in Staten Island,
Howie Mandel on 10/18/2009 4:00PM at Mystic Lake Showroom in Prior Lake, MN
on 10/18/2009 7:00PM at Mystic Lake Showroom in Prior Lake, MN
Howie Mandel on 10/20/2009 8:00PM at Conexus Arts Centre in Regina, SK
Howie Mandel on 10/22/2009 7:00PM at Desert Diamond Casino - Diamond Entertainment Center in Tucson, AZ

xp

a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Comedy Central has some truly awful programming, doesn't it?

The Perfect Weapon 2, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

watching ads on comedy for dunhams new show where he features his hi-larious pimp puppet make me v v happy this poll turned out the way it did

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

And yet, Dunham is still funnier than Larry the Cable Guy!

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

no but no

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

racism as embodied by a puppet is better than racism as embodied by Larry the Cable Guy

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"If you get put in a who's-the-worst poll and come out unscathed, well, yes, you might be a redneck."

Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 16,100 for larry the cable guy poop lasagna. (0.45 seconds)

whiney g. fieri (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha wait a second, who are the two insane motherfuckers who voted Chris Rock???????/ o_O

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://bambizzoozled.com/Film_Movies_TV_Including_Blackface/J/Jeff_Dunham_Arguing_With_Myself_2005/jeff-dunham-sweet-daddy-dee.jpg

to give him proper respect his name is sweet daddy dee

xxxxpost: dan tbh choosing one flavor of racism is like picking my least favorite child screaming at the movies it is unfair to make me choose

xxpost: haaaa

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 16,100 for larry the cable guy poop lasagna. (0.45 seconds)

― whiney g. fieri (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, October 14, 2009 5:49 PM (1 minute ago)

slashfic at its all time low

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Comedy Central has some truly awful programming, doesn't it?

otmfm. i only watch it at my girlfriend's house and i haven't had cable in over ten years, but was it always this bad? or was i just stupider?

srsly CC, keep TDS & Colbert, South Park, and i'll let you skate on the old Landis and Ramis flicks playing at odd times. but for the love of fuck get rid of the rest. replace it all with reruns of Kids in the Hall or something.

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Sarah Silverman Show is funny in very small doses, like say stumbling across it once every 6 weeks

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

^that's true. I didn't even realize it was still on.

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

(i watch cc/ cable sporadically at best, so maybe i should stfu?)

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

but on the other hand, carlos mencia's show is not on anymore so GLASS HALF FULL??

whiney g. fieri (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda surprised he's not on this list come to think of it

whiney g. fieri (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Strangers with Candy is the best thing CC ever did. they've never topped it, altho Colbert Report's come close

Remove This Vile Tweet (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the entire world finally decided to be done with Carlos Mencia all at once.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Sarah Silverman Show is funny in very small doses, like say stumbling across it once every 6 weeks

i caught the abortion episode at my brother's house by accident last night, and it was brilliant

no bubo, no credibility (stevie), Thursday, 15 October 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly CC, keep TDS & Colbert, South Park, and i'll let you skate on the old Landis and Ramis flicks playing at odd times. but for the love of fuck get rid of the rest. replace it all with reruns of Kids in the Hall or something.

this is basically what com central was about 10 years ago iirc

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

until you've seen "secret girlfriend" you have no idea just how low comedy central can go imo

some will win, some will lose, some were born to zing the HOOS (some dude), Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god, this is so true

it makes "Drawn Together" look like brilliant, biting satire

RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah wtf at that show

i am a true waht? i am a true stfu-schnick (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxpost yeah the dvd I had to sit through a few years back had a bunch of weird racist shit iirc

― CharlieS, Monday, September 28, 2009 12:42 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

Hahaha I recall this. Yes it did.

Would have voted Dunham had I seen this thread in time.

a╓by's (╓abies), Friday, 16 October 2009 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Dunham is pretty sketchy but I admit to guiltily snickering at "you got five different kinds of animal on!" in his commercial, which is more amusement than I've ever gotten from Larry The Cable Guy.

RETARTED (HI DERE), Friday, 16 October 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

This might come down to the fact that I've never been forced to sit through an entire LTCG DVD.

a╓by's (╓abies), Friday, 16 October 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never seen a Dunham bumper sticker or tattoo! I can't tell which way that swings it for me.

a╓by's (╓abies), Friday, 16 October 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

How is Jeff Dunham just now getting popular? I haven't seen his act since he was on Comic Strip Live in like 1991.

M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Friday, 16 October 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Jeff Dunham builds homemade helicopters.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 16 October 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

better keep his kids away from them

RETARTED (HI DERE), Friday, 16 October 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Dunham started to gain popularity when he created that horrifically offensive terrorist puppet. At least that's when certain relatives of mine started fwding his shit to me all the time.

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 October 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^fire post

everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 October 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

every single time i see this thread i see it as *The Top Ten Ealing Comedians* and i think what a good idea for a thread but then it isn't that at all it is this.

scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah how is jeff dunham getting popular is jaymc stopped following his career

richard belzer (jeff), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

if jaymc

richard belzer (jeff), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

managed to avoid this guy until right right now; sounds spectacularly shitty

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

kept seeing these halloween decorations everywhere that reminded me of the dunham terrorist puppet

http://i37.tinypic.com/2iuthew.jpg

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 November 2009 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link

His Christmas special was the most watched program in Comedy Central's history.

...

hated on mordy (tremendoid), Monday, 2 November 2009 09:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd wager Lee Evans (did the largest sell out comedy gig in brit history) and Lucas/ Walliams (Little Britain guys) would be in the UK list? Maybe Izzard?
Also i'd have guessed maybe the likes of the old-skool mob like Jim Davidson but then i recall only recently that he was in the news for being potless.

piscesx, Monday, 2 November 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Making a good living in Dubai last I heard. Lucky old Dubai.

PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 2 November 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

I think Dunham started to gain popularity when he created that horrifically offensive terrorist puppet.

I'd never heard of this guy but, as I am typing this, one of my workmates, who is a Muslim, is watching this on YouTube - he seems to know the routine off by heart too

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

my little brother complained the broadcasting complaints commission when they started advertising dunham's achmed the terrorist ringtones

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Friday, 22 November 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link


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