The Real Housewives on BRAVO

Are you so into these shows? What seasons have you watched? I'm getting more and more hooked on New York, and NEW JERSEY is up next, which is just beyond.

Jill (NY) is my favorite. and Bethenny's ok. That Ramona is wack tho.

I have not seen this yet, however I thought both of the clips here were amazing and I want to watch it now:

http://gawker.com/5164159/real-housewives-arent-you-blind-or-something-governor-paterson

these ladies are just horrible in a fascinating way.

also "housewives" is something of a misnomer here, imo

hahaha I saw that episode, the recap makes it sound more epic than it actually was

TRULY epic was the fight between Bethany and the new girl in a later episode

i saw a few min of this on the plane once and it made me want to claw my eyes out

also reinforced my desire to move :)

hahaha I saw that episode, the recap makes it sound more epic than it actually was

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TRULY epic was the fight between Bethany and the new girl in a later episode

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otm

also what's with them showing this on planes??

jill zarin is very happy with her breast reduction, fyi (i didn't even know she had one!)

http://gawker.com/5193890/real-housewives-rumble-in-the-concrete-jungle

"We're not friends."
"Correct."

i know, i can't take it

can we talk about Atlanta for a second? omg wtf was her name, the blond

lololol the one who thought she could sing, lololol

but seriously I'm still back on Bethany vs Leatherface

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/03/atl5.jpg

honestly! i always tell my boyfriend kelley's skin looks like badly tanned leather!

I just clicked on the link and am thoroughly disgusted that someone took the time to type out all of that hard-hitting analysis.

i still like the OC wifeys best but i watch NYC. simon is kind of classic.

all these OC bitches are garbage human beings

NYC is a mixed bag...Jill and Brittany seem like real ppl overall. Alex and Simon are lolful

sunny, you are very good at tv.

also i gotta rep for ramona, i love her crazy eyes calhoun stare

E, its my gift.

i caught like, the second half of the NYC series, that kelly woman is the devil. also, started watching NJ last night; glad they've gone with some Mafia families. I hope someone gets whacked by the end of the series.

i seriously cannot wait

um, luann looked fucking amazing at the reunion

also teresa's hair on NJ is really something

those curls

New Jersey series is seriously great television. Gawker summaries are hilarious.

kinda love that dina

um

i am now watching Ramona singer's jewelry show on HSN

Ramona sells jewelry now.

this ring is actually really fucking pretty

"beverly merrill," you guys

when they make the movie of RHONJ, i hope they cast mickey rourke as danielle.

why are you so right

"PROSTITUTE! WHORE!"

I'm sorry, it was actually "PROSTITUTION WHORE!"

prostitution whore needs to be someone's username. not mine.

hahaha

HOLY SHIT HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS THIS

i can barely belive that I watched this myself

did this season end early because of all of this? there were like, six episodes and it was done.

danielle could not have recieved a better reaction if it had been a handful of human feces instead of the book that she placed on the table

i like the new jersey housewives for several reasons:

1) Danielle is obviously the fucking awesomest and most interesting person to ever be on one of these shows.

2) They all embody Jersey.

3) Everyone on the show except for Danielle pretty much scorns anyone who tries too hard at anything, which I find hysterical until I realize that these bitches are richer than I will ever be.

true lols at danielle engaging in shit-stirring borderline behavior and going "ok, wow" and acting shocked when she gets the exact reaction she wanted

i love her.

i kinda wish these women had sharper claws, to be honest, they were barely able to put together a memorable insult

table-flipping was totally worth the price of admission tho

interesting that it was theresa -- the one who couldn't shut up at dinner about her sex life with her gross husband -- that called danielle a whore. ah, roman catholics.

recap is up: http://defamer.gawker.com/5293994/

NJ.com has the rundowns: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/real-housewives-new-jersey/

kinda funny how Danielle acted like she was in the wrong place at the wrong time...Smokinggun.com pretty much verifies that the claims alleged against her were true, and that she even participated in kidnapping. supposedly she approached the producers about the book at the onset of the show. stupid bitch.

give it up for Atlanta, season 2 premieres tonight

NENE!!

uh, btw did anyone see sheree's pictures from the premiere party? scary

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/07/090425.jpg
leftmost

is that sandra lee in the middle?

:)

nene is really amazing. what was the name of her foundation again? "Twisted Hearts: Battered but not Broken"

...

this season is really quite good

"Don't be Tardy for the Party"

omg for REAL

my bf watched that episode last night and "tardy for the party" has been in my head all day

please kill me

lol it does that to ya.

but really, it blows my mind how these ladies can hire a clothing designer or record producer to do all the actual skilled work under their "creative direction" and then have their friends praise them for how "talented" they are. waht.

richard lawson's gawker recaps of the new season are so great, i don't even watch the actual show anymore

http://www.supload.com/listen?s=EWepxg

i just found out that NeNe Leeks is going to be performing in a play where i work . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

i been like sellin tickets for this thing, had no idea what it was until i saw her on the wendy williams show

are yall watching this? is there a thread i'm not finding for real housewives nyc? this shit is completely out to lunch

shit has been pretty bonkers this season. god i hate jill

kelly is cuckoo for cocoa puffs

lol kelly

i hate kelly! i think i keep watching hoping that she will be forced into accountability.

jill is mean and crazy most of the time, but i feel sorry for her now.

it was cool when alex first started being a bitch, but now she has just become the meanest, least forgiving person on the planet, so its less good.

<3 ramona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ramona looks 12

like seriously they panned on her face and i thought it was a little girl in the audience

even tho there is no audience

this show is out of control

i almost had a heart attack when i saw a commercial for PART 3 of the reunion during top chef last night

no love for the countess luanne? is she still on the show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU

yes thank you

fucking love countess

she made a hilarious and horrible song, otherwise she is too normal and well-adjusted to be interesting

i don't know, i find the warmth and generosity of spirit that she manages to exude at the same time that she is a snooty cuntess pretty interesting

i dont really find her overarchingly snooty. the others, yes

She's the definition of snooty! Did you see the scene in season 1 when Bethenny introduced her to the guy driving their car and Luann was all "don't introduce me to the help"?

xp really? the woman who lectures everybody on what it is to have class? she's like the real taste maven

but that's the thing about her, even with all of that, she's still pretty loveable

yeah but she actually has a modicum of class, so its like...not that unlovable in her to have opinions about taste

like on reunion part 3 when everyone was screaming and going nuts she just sat there smiling with her hands folded in her lap

great tv

truth

All I know is that Luann must be doing backflips about Kelly joining the cast as it totally deflects attention from her own idiocy. So far my favorite quote of the reunion specials was after Kelly described her horrifying tequila + beer drink and Luann said, "What, is that a Mexican version of a margarita?"

haha i know. she might have meant...martini? ridiculous any way you slice it

kelly is so unbelievable

didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something? i remember part of an episode where she was schooling her daughter in the modern WAYS TO BE.

yes

ramona seems like probably the coolest one to hang out w/ irl

didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something?

basically the way they "wrote" her "song" was flip open to a random page in the book and her "producer" pointed at the line "Money can't buy you class, elegance is learned" (mah friend)

wkiw Sonja from NY she's a total bro

ramona and her husband are kind of stupid tho, like lacking in brain cells

ws Sonja too tbh

http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//ramona-runway-gif.gif

ramona's a hot lady, but her eye lifts are seriously ridiculous

Is this one of those "witch house" songs?

http://tinyurl.com/295ps6r

best series on modern television

i made that exact same pronouncement at my house just two nights ago.

in between series, the world is just a bit darker, hope further out of reach.

a perfect graveyard of buried hopes, as anne of green gables said.

this show is a great argument both for and against plastic surgery

wait wha'happen

Beverly Hills husband hangs himself: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20518661,00.html

holy shit

a week before the new series airs though I'm sure it was not related. it sounded, from the first season, like he was having some serious financial difficulties.

although I'm sure that on some level, pinning your family's future financial stability on how bitchy your wife can seem on a tv show might be kind of ego-bruising

i think that might be depressing a little bit

just a little

but you know, he was like one of the few non-douchey husbands on any of these series, and gets props for seeming like he could barely stand to be around anyone.

the main thing I took away from that first season was that he kind of hated and despised his wife, and from reading that article it seems like they had separated, so it probably is related to events that played out on the show

Kelsey is probably even happier he got the fuck out of this show's orbit now

Kelsey was only on there to distract that wife of his from the affair he was having

if only it had been kelsey who had hung himself

Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

y'all

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/14/missing.dc.housewife/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I can't even

I'm staying positive, hoping to discover she was not kidnapped and merely torn apart by wolves.

I recently read that she signed up to be on Celebrity Rehab but was kicked out of the cast for not actually having a substance addiction

This woman is seriously demented and is probably hiding in her garage a la the boy in the weather balloon

http://gawker.com/5840416/

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

guess we can stop believing

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

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Atlanta premiered last night and I don't think I've ever seen so many terrible wigs in one show

The Sydney version of this show is UNREAL

I have been introduced to Vanderpump Rules spinoff Summer House and every one of these people is a special snowflake of a monster.