n/m
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 21 November 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Who?
― Pashmina, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link
^ this (didn't want to be the first to ask)
― darraghmac, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Thread now nsfw.
He's a tosser and yes, he should fuck off.
― the pinefox, Friday, 21 November 2008 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/history_corden_170.jpg
I have no idea who he is. Was he Harold Bishop in Neighbours?
― NickB, Friday, 21 November 2008 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link
This guy does good work.
― GSOHSHIT (blueski), Friday, 21 November 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
still none the wiser.
― Pashmina, Friday, 21 November 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Was in Hollyoaks, co-wrote "Gavin & Stacey"
― snoball, Friday, 21 November 2008 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
also in The History Boys
― thanks (Upt0eleven), Friday, 21 November 2008 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link
he funny
― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Friday, 21 November 2008 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link
he not
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
he he
― GSOHSHIT (blueski), Friday, 21 November 2008 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
he haw
― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Friday, 21 November 2008 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link
The History Boys is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and this gurning scumbag is very much part of its vile parade.
― the pinefox, Friday, 21 November 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Really? Hardly an all-time great, but pretty inoffensive really.
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link
He's funny and I very much enjoyed Gavin & Stacy.
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
History Boys is a nice film but Corden can fuck right off. Anybody who makes me side with the cast of Hollyoaks got bad problem.
― My Lovely HOOS (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Has he done something vile? Was his name on the BNP membership list?
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Nah, just the usual mean-spirited dislike of the luvvie culture.
― My Lovely HOOS (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Marcello will be coming onto this thread to tell us we're jealous shortly.
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
It is not a nice film. It is repulsive.
― the pinefox, Friday, 21 November 2008 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Why? What have you up your nose against it?
― My Lovely HOOS (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
He was on that Lily Allen chat show.
Damn near got her nix off onscreen!
― Mark G, Friday, 21 November 2008 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://jamescordenfansite.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/0331.jpg
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
More revolting excesses...
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
i hear peter cook was a bit of a tosser.
seriously though, all the arguments on here against him have been very persuasive.
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Call me mean-spirited, but media saturation of any individual is enough to make me dislike them, even if they might have been or still are funny.
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
^ mean-spirited
― GSOHSHIT (blueski), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.quornfc.com/USERIMAGES/goal4a.JPG
― Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Saw him on the edition of Buzzcocks which replaced the scheduled Russell Brand one. Didn't make much of an impression on me one way or the other.
Then there was a feature on him in Guardian Weekend in which he seemed a pretty repulsive sort of fellow.
On balance he doesn't annoy me a trillionth as much as Michael fucking McIntyre.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
(if we're talking total, unsolicited media saturation)
^^^^^this (though i saw mcintyre do standup a year ago and he gets less repulsive as the set wears on)
― slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
so apparently it wwas corden shouting 'bollocks' and 'fuck off' at gervais at the comedy awards?
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Thread urgently needs King Boy Pato input.
― Matt DC, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Macintyre needs to die
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
my sister was excited about this 'russel kane' fellow, and got me to watch his set on the 'apollo' show. pretty lolsome.
― get that pion down you son (Frogman Henry), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I found his flirting with Germaine Greer on Buzzcocks quite funny. Gavin and Stacey is watchable but a bit too gentle for my tastes.
― chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I fully concur with the Macintyre hate.
― chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i recognised his voice pretty much straight away. it did seem stupid to give it to Gervais who has done fuck all this year and his video speech was tired - but G&S was obv going to win an award anyway. the awards show was crap tho, probably poorer for lack of Ross - Deayton, a few early gags aside, fluffed lines and banter a few times and they ran so late they cut to the credits during his final message. also Carrot was really unfunny for someone winning a contribution/achievement award.
― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Deayton's always been useless.
― chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
In what way?
― slag move (onimo), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Hullo...My name's Angus Deayton (long pause)...And unless I'm reading from an autocue (upwards inflection)...like this (slight stress on "this")...I'm about as useful as a bag of spanners (downwards inflection)...
― snoball, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Is the right answer.
― slag move (onimo), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
What he said. He's famed as a wit without ever having done anything to deserve it.
― chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Spot on precis.But he also has "a slight smirk" in his repertoire. He's multi-talented.
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
xp - did I dream it or has Gervais done that exact joke (about winning "real awards") before?
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
best thing Deayton ever did is that KYTV ad where he trips up little girl after she nutmegs him
― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought he was famed as a letch and a cokehead?
― Matt DC, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
don't know to what extent he was responsible for writing on HIGNFY but Radio Active/KYTV stuff was good and he's a reasonable one-note actor
― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Deayton is fucking hilarious on the first series of "Nighty Night."
― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
― the pinefox, Friday, November 21, 2008 1:43 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
trueI expected hot public school boy on public school boy action and boy was I dissaboynted
not that I want to see Corden do it with another human being
― warmsherry, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
What he said. He's famed as a wit without ever having done anything to deserve it
Allegedly.
― grimly fiendish, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i watched the youtube clip of kevin bishop throwing things at the inbetweeners guys as they collected their award ( ) and thought he looked like a nasty coked-up fuckwit. checked out some of his sketches and the reality is far far worse:
so depressing that this is where british comedy is right now. the clips ive seen of inbetweeners aren't much better either, but this bishop guy is the absolute pits. like bobby davro level pits. even if he was slightly funny he shat all over it by being in a fucking natwest advert. is this a new low in vaguely-edgy comedians sucking corporate cock the second it's offered?
― NI, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't mind Kevin Bishop. I think he's probably a complete tool, but some of his stuff raises the odd laugh.
― grimly fiendish, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah right, as if James Cordon was ever going to shout abuse at Ricky Gervais.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
omg that youtube clip!
Katy Brand "Fuck you Bishop....(to audience) he never paid for our baby..."
think Bishop then says "you're still carrying it"?!
i dunno if he is all that bad - some of these guys deserve to have stuff thrown at them...someone should've clouted him anyway tho. Star Stories has it's moments. it took me ages to realise it's him in those NatWest ads for some reason.
― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Now Katy Brand, there's a talent for you...
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
oh dear fuck http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/20/article-1151105-0397D6F0000005DC-797_468x428.jpg
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah what?
― f f murray abraham (G00blar), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1151105/Gavin-Stacey-stars-Horne-Corden-recreate-famous-scene-Ghost-hilarious-new-show.html
bbc as bottomless pit of shit comedy double-act sketch shows.
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
No-one's ever thought of doing that before
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
SICK! This man, Patrick Swayze, is dying and they have the audacity to do this?
- Lex, San Juan, PR USA, 20/2/2009 15:34
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
OTM The Lex!
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^Much funnier than the show, I'd wager.
xpost
― chap, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Work colleague was at school with Corden. Really, REALLY hates him.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
could lose a few pounds, this guy. a bad example to the kids.
― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
He is vile and totally disgusting
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Horne's the really fucking evil one, though, with his square chin and squinty eyes and scarf and theiving little fingers. Dirty fucking cunt.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/devo/images/thumb/c/c8/Pomps.jpg/350px-Pomps.jpg
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I suppose that most people here saw these two fuckers "presenting" the Brits?Parodying the pottery scene from Ghost? WTF? Is it 1990 already? Next BBC Three/3/III will be showing this...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/russabbot0709_228x411.jpg
― snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't really know him, but if he's doing things with Corden then let's agree, both cunts
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
wow 1990! nice
maybe time for a parody of ICE ICE BABY by VANILLA THE ICE
Someone's already done that - it's called "Ice Ice Baby", by Vanilla Ice...
― snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I would still like to know what the Pinefox has against the History Boys.
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I must have missed this Vanilla Ice chap's series on BBC 3
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Anybody seen Horne in Entertaining Mr Sloane? I was keen but tickets appear to be £45, so maybe not.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link
was thinking the same thing
― f f murray abraham (G00blar), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Horne and Corden, the 21st century Little & Large, except not as funny.
― snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
me too. also what, specifically, makes Corden "vile and disgusting" - if not just that he is porky and often unfunny (esp. when not in character).
my Mum likes him because "it's nice that he laughs at other people like Sean Locke's jokes so much"
i like Horne too - esp. recent appearance on Buzzcocks where he and Martin Freeman did the 'look of haplessness and despair' thing together
Brits hosts have performed terribly since relatively acceptable Chris Evans in '95
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
But they made such a mess of the Brits, not just presenting it incompetently, but peppering their between-act links with unfunny jokes which presumably they scripted themselves. "Craig David hasn't had a hit single for a while!" oh hahahahaha...
― snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Funny because it's true. Oh wait...
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
you get the Brit awards presenters you deserve for watching that shit
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Precisely.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
yeaeh, if you don't watch it, you get better presenters!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
For some unknown reason I was watching a "making of" Gavin & Stacey show, which directly followed an episode which I also had inexplicably watched.
For my money Stacey is one of the most saccharine actresses I've ever seen. Nothing she says is memorable. I have no doubt that lots of people like her because she seems "sweet", but she brings a whole lot of nothing to the part. Even the guy who plays Gavin is better. You get the feeling that in private he's a bit of a cunt but at least you've got that to hold onto. As for their on-screen chemistry - I know these things are subjective, but I actually thought they were supposed to be brother and sister for the first 3/4 of the show.
So what does James Corden say to the interviewer, while the lighting guys are lining up another shot? "It was like really important for us to have their relationship be really believable - the entire show is built around that - if you don't believe their relationship the whole thing falls apart." Too right.
(Later, Gavin says that he is incomparably thrilled to get to work with the actress who plays Stacey - he says he learns from her, that he's so lucky to play opposite someone of her talent. I think he may have even convinced himself of this.)
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe the people who like THE HISTORY BOYS and WHITE TEETH would also like a lengthy essay outlining reasons why OCEAN COLOUR SCENE were not very good.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
btw, dreadful as White Teeth is for the first 300pp or so, it actually does get worse in the last 200, which is a difficult thing to imagine until you witness it happening
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
you are talking about the History Boys film and not the book right? so are you also talking about the White Teeth TV series as opposed to the book - or both?
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I'm gonna use this thread as another excuse to plug Limmy's Show, aren't I? Yes I am. On iPlayer till tomorrow night, one-off pilot (at present), only shown on BBC Scotland, best British sketch show I've seen since The Armando Iannucci Shows, can confidently predict will be better than whatever Corden and Horne come up with.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Corden always makes me think of Andy Richter (and the comparison doesn't flatter Corden):
http://remote.lohudblogs.com/files/2007/12/30-rock-andy-richter.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Tracer re Stacey she's an entirely believable character which presumably serves as some kind of counter-balance to Nessa's general absurdity - at least I think that's the intention. But the believability of Stacey doesn't make her a waste of time imo.
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
HB film (didn't see play)WT book (didn't see all of TV series)OCS band
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Gavin and Stacey, despite its flaws, is quite funny I think. The older generation of actors are the best part (Gavin's parents, Rob Bryden, Stacey's mom).
― f f murray abraham (G00blar), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I'm gonna use this thread as another excuse to plug Limmy's Show, aren't I?
Not to namedrop or anything, but me and Limmy go waaaaaaaaaay back
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh sure steve - I think Stacey's very believable - as an empty-headed sparklepixie who I wouldn't want to spend more than five minutes in conversation with. In that sense she's very realistic.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
well, that's the role you know...
HB - not seen it in any form so still curious as to why it seems to touch a nerveWT - TV show seemed okay, nothing that objectionable - what's the book's problem? poor writing?OCS - i'm sure we can all agree that they were bad
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Brydon fell off so hard.
xxxp
― Britpoppage (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I dunno if it's that I'm missing something with G&S, but every time I try and watch it just feels like the same things are happening, and they're not really happening in a very interesting manner. Someone's trying to get some people in a vaaan, 'ow are they gonna get that many people in a vaaan, oh don'choo worry we'll sort it all aaaht, and it all gets sorted out and Ruth Jones says something like "Same thing 'appened when I was doing my pole-dancing for John Major". It's the same feeling I get off Entourage, really, this sort of air of slightly forced likeability that's, y'know, bearable and such, but never actually funny or anything.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh I didn't realize Stacey was supposed to be contemptible. From the sound of the "making of" the actress who plays her doesn't either.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I think she's alright. Leave her alone you brute.
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
It's funny, I usually love that accent.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
her voice does grate yes
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the underlying premise is that the couple are the 'normals' and each step away from them towards the periphery is populated by characters that are more and more strange.
Or, it might just be on the 'Welsh' side.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I can tell you some day in person, blueski, if you like. Typing too much at once hurts me.
WT is beyond 'poor writing' - it's a kind of poor writing, but it's worse and deeper than that. I expect it's better as a TV programme.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the underlying premise is that the couple are the 'normals'
Yes, as if there's something inherently laudable about being boring.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
they're a cutesy but ordinary couple who met on the internet - i can see why people would find this bad
and i thought you liked writing
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
laudable?
Actually, it's not about them anyway. It's about the two characters who coincidentally are the ones who are the writers, who get the interesting storylines and the funniest lines in it. Funny that.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't realise they'd met online.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah they mention it in the first episode but never again since, as if they're ASHAMED
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
They worked for different branches of the same company, and flirted over the phone when they were ordering stuff or whatever from each other.
Blimey this is quite a busy thread. Didn't realise how much this guy winds people up. He hasn't made much of an impression on me either way. As for G&S, it's amiable and watchable but no more than that.
― chap, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
no more than watchable?
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
well, you don't get involved 'physically', you know...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
o_0
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I noticed that as well
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Brydon's character's easily the best, though I suspect that's as much down to the performance as the writing.
― chap, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I couldn't stand him actually. In the making-of his says he winces when he sees himself on TV, says "It just looks like ME, but pulling funny faces!" And I'm like hmm that's a very accurate self-assessment for an actor.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
was going to say "bet he's really like that, mostly"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I like writing, yes. But as I said: typing hurts me.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, I liked this, particularly that it inexplicably ended with a man in a scarf crying because his ma had had her heid kicked in
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I especially liked the monologues about signs and guys and mirrors and swings, esp. the swings, which ties into my whole love of silly/serious tightrope walking. I can definitely see the Armando Iannucci influence. Hope it gets picked up for a series proper.
― NotEnough, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link
none of the trailers are funny the skinny one is a smug twat and the fat one is fat.
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
so apparently Lesbian Vampire Killers is an actual unfunny movie and not just an unfunny fake movie promo for the Horne and Corden show.
― f f murray abraham (G00blar), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
looks like they'll just be Gavin & Smithy in everything now.
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Has there been an Unfunny British Comedy of the Noughties, Full of People Off the Telly poll yet?
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Now do you all believe me about what a worthless fucking tosser JC is?
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
still don't get why his bad points make you as angry as that
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought The Pinefox was against swearing, now he effs and blinds constantly.
I hope Lesbian Vampire Killers is as good as the Ant and Dec movie. Or the Vampire Motorcycle film w/the guys from Boon in.
― Mylene Cockfarmer (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Reasons to passionately dislike James Corden:
1. Kneejerk hatred of British aspirational working class2. Is fat3. Constant reminder of annoying lairy twat in everyone's class at school (may contain elements of 1 and 2)
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Comedy duo off the telly, one of whom is fat, makes comedy horror film.
Where could they have got that idea from?
― chap, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
certainly he is no Nick Frost
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Nick Frost's comic repertoire goes a bit beyond 50 different iterations of "Look! A fat man! Isn't that hilarious?" though.
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Reasons to passionately dislike James Corden Frank Lampard Chris Moyles:
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link
There are many more reasons to dislike Chris Moyles than that.
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
not if point 3 includes obnoxious un-PC attempts at humour
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link
sex lives of the potato men surely the elephant in the room
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link
or as we call it, the James Corden in the room
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Man, you people can be serious pricks when it comes to overweight people.
― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link
For the record I think Corden himself is probably a fine person, it's the Gavin and Stacey show that I fucking detest.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I can understand finding G&S fine but fucking detesting Corden a lot more tbh
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link
At least he's not responsible for writing Lesbian Vampire Killers, only for starring in it.
At the moment I seem to end up seeing endless trailers for the Horne & Corden sketch show every time I turn to the BBC; and every time I see one I think: "that's nice, dear, I think you meant to put a joke in though."
― Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
At least he's not responsible for writing Lesbian Vampire Killers
i dunno if this is better - it looks like they've written him as more inane and uncouth than usual
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty sure ilx loves fattys, [Insert Dom RIP joek here], but not unfunny fatties who are mistaken for funny fatties.
― Twitter Shitter & The Purple Hernias (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i passed up a chance to see 'enetertaining mr sloane' because horne is in it. i r elitist.though he looks remarkably like Malcolm McDowell in the press ad.
still, corden should probably fuck off now.
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow. That was very poor.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Am I the only person who tuned in? I thought this thread would be a cavalcade of derision.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Not even morbid curiosity could tempt me to sit through this. That Ghost-spoofing trailer DOESN'T HAVE ANY JOKES IN.
― chap, Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I watched it and lolled at several points (the bit where JC can't come for example) while trying not to (I was actually trying to do some work at the time but Mrs. T is a sucker for bad BBC3 comedy) but overall is was not very funny. Still don't understand the hatred for them though. Except that this...
2. Is fat
...might explain something.
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Just to be clear, Matt and Blueski are saying that one of the reasons to dislike someone is that they are fat, right? With hilarious insights like that you could get a job on Two Pints.
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link
With reading comprehension like that you get get a job at the Graun.
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link
In case I actually need to spell it out, that post was pretty heavily taking the piss.
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
4. his homophobia
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Hence words like 'kneejerk'.
(xpost)
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link
The only thing that was marginally funny to me was Corden's Gervais impression. Otherwise it is very strange that two guys with a very successful comedy drama have decided to do such a willfully bog-standard sketch show. Doesn't it usually go the other way around?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Two words: Mitchell, Webb.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I saw the first few minutes but then went to bed because, well I'd rather go to bed than watch it. But I thought it was a "live in the studio" thing. So were they performing sketches live in front of an audience?
― nate woolls, Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
According to Corden on Jonathan Ross last week: the studio-filmed ones were, yes.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Thursday, 12 March 2009 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah what the hell Ned
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 12 March 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Neil didn't Mitchell & Webb have a radio show, then a sketch show, then Peep Show?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
And stand-up/live before the radio show?
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
they did Peep Show before the television sketch show, although of course that was predated by the radio sketch show and stand-up. But the reason for their decline in quality from Peep Show to their shitty sketch show was because they actually wrote the latter while the Armstrong and Bain wrote the former.
― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
altho of course Armstrong and Bain wrote for the sketch show too, maybe they were the 2 good sketches they got in to every few episodes.
― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Sketch show wasn't entirely shitty
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Fair points everyone. I suppose M&W are arguably an instance of comedians getting ahead of themselves and thinking they are as good at writing as performing, two very different disciplines.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
the mythchild forgives you
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar was the best thing about the M&W sketch show IMO.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Football Sketch was the best
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
The sketch with David Mitchell becoming the Fuhrer right at the end of WWII is the best I think.
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
neil s otm
― that sounds so sad but am 18 so suck ma b*ws (stevie), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
the mitchell and webb situation predated peepshow, no?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
MOEBIUS LOOP
― that sounds so sad but am 18 so suck ma b*ws (stevie), Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:33 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
― chap, Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
― chap, Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Taking the piss out of what? Sorry, as someone who has been at the sharp end of abuse due to my, ahem, glandular problems I'm a little touchy on this subject. Just looked like a cheap jibe to me.
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Reasons why certain posters upthread might have had such an, ahem, visceral reaction to him.
― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, as far as I can tell, "Look at me, I'm fat" is what he does for laughs, errrrrrrr, largely
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
This is true.
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Just ingore me everyone I'm Having A Bad Day and really should be lying down in a dark room with some fine wine and cake. Carry on.
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Ingore?
Man, mention of wine and I've come over all Pavlovian
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Must drink wine. Must drink wine. NOW!
^^^^That could easily be a sketch show character catchphrase.
― chap, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/film_reviews/article5932243.ece
Phil Claydon’s instantly forgettable lad’s mag farce Lesbian Vampire Killers is an appalling waste of a perfectly decent title. James Corden and Mathew Horne are two witless slobs who go for a hike in Norfolk with an industrial quantity of condoms and end up being savaged by a posse of groaning 18-year-olds with plastic teeth, few clothes, pneumatic breasts and three brain cells between the lot of them. It’s profoundly awful.
ILX otm.
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
how the hell would this be profoundly awful?
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I saw the sketch show, and I have to say the performances are excellent, but it's not actually that funny.
― Mark G, Friday, 20 March 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost presumably the fact that it's awful is a given, but considering a low expectation threshhold, it's awful even by that standard?
― Mark G, Friday, 20 March 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
It's a bit like being profoundly deaf.
― CosMc (Raw Patrick), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Vampire movies are ripe for spoof and this doesn't stray far from the path of modesty trodden by Hammer House.Impish Swede MyAnna Buring and Paul McGann as a vampire-hating vicar both play it brilliantly deadpan.Once Horne and Corden are split up, with the vicar teaming up with Fletch and Lotte falling for Jimmy, the laughs start to flow. By the end of the movie your critic had lost control of his funny bone. Other reviewers will say that Lesbian Vampire Killers is another British comic flop, but The Sneak won't be driving that stake into its heart.By the end of the movie your critic had lost control of his funny bone.
Impish Swede MyAnna Buring and Paul McGann as a vampire-hating vicar both play it brilliantly deadpan.
Once Horne and Corden are split up, with the vicar teaming up with Fletch and Lotte falling for Jimmy, the laughs start to flow. By the end of the movie your critic had lost control of his funny bone.
Other reviewers will say that Lesbian Vampire Killers is another British comic flop, but The Sneak won't be driving that stake into its heart.
By the end of the movie your critic had lost control of his funny bone.
― Mark G, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link
funny bones are uncontrollable by definition.
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
a vampire movie spoof! is no sacred cow safe from horne and corden's rapier wit??
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 March 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
this week's time out has the two of them bowling, with the strapline "comedy with balls"
i'm confused about exactly how much cojones it takes to air sketches about a flamboyantly homosexual war reporter who is scared of violence
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 March 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
another article has a picture of them fencing, with the strapline "comedy with weird masks and long thin sharp rods"
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
it's become this kneejerk assumption that all comedy is "edgy" or "courageous" - so you get guys like horne and corden who are about as unedgy as it gets - they practically revel in their inoffensive normality - but headline writers just can't help themselves, it's hardwired in
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Apparently Corden is doing a cover of "World in Motion" with the England football team for next year's world cup. This has the potential to be the single worst piece of recorded music of all time.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 2 May 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
did he really have to have a piece of paper to hand for every joke on buzzcocks?
― 8-10 cigarettes, if eaten, would be enough to kill a person. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Any point watching that episode on iPlayer?
― chap, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
None whatsoever. What could have been a passable episode of Buzzcocks was ruined by his table slapping guffaws at every single thing Phill Jupitus said.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Garofalo didn't even get an opportunity to speak other than to take part in yet another joke about Blue, jeez, you'd think they could find someone else to rip on in 2009, dispite her obviously being the funniest one there.
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Ok, I'll watch Godfather Part II instead.
― chap, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
just discovered this cunt's existence thanks to the speech debelle thread.
Mercury winner Speech Debelle was booed by Take That fans as she tried to rap one of their songs at a London event in honour of the group.
Debelle chose to rap her way through the 1993 hit single Pray, leading to boos from some of the 500-strong crowd.
She was also criticised by host James Corden, who said "anyone can rap", before launching into a rap of his own.
not to defend debelle, but what the actual fuck, this james corden dude is intolerable and needs a fucking punch in the face. how the hell does he have a career?
― lex pretend, Friday, 27 November 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
dude, michael mcintyre is the bbc's big money comedy act- obv. comedy is dead, james corden ate it.
― liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Friday, 27 November 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Still, it's clear Ruth Jones is obviously the genius behind "Gavin and Stacey", thanks to these interventions.
― Mark G, Friday, 27 November 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
A bit more detail:Speech Debelle was booed by fans of Take That last night (November 25) when she attempted to rap the band's 1993 hit 'Pray'.The Mercury Prize-winner was jeered off-stage at the launch of the boy band's new video game, SingStar.Debelle, real name Corynne Elliot, reportedly upset the 500-strong audience with her cover, and when they booed, she said: “I'm a rapper. I don't do Take Shit.”Her reaction prompted host and star of Gavin and Stacey James Corden to respond, saying: “That was shit, anyone can rap”.― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:28 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Speech Debelle was booed by fans of Take That last night (November 25) when she attempted to rap the band's 1993 hit 'Pray'.
The Mercury Prize-winner was jeered off-stage at the launch of the boy band's new video game, SingStar.
Debelle, real name Corynne Elliot, reportedly upset the 500-strong audience with her cover, and when they booed, she said: “I'm a rapper. I don't do Take Shit.”
Her reaction prompted host and star of Gavin and Stacey James Corden to respond, saying: “That was shit, anyone can rap”.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:28 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
both of them should fuck off anyway
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://broken-tv.blogspot.com/2009/03/comedy-showdown-ii-horne-and-corden-and.html
^this is still great
― 9-1 changed everything (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I watched G&S last night and laughed quite a few times, although mostly at the bits with Gavin and comedy Welsh people.
― the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIqHE-_qORU
Just saw the actual clip - excruciating. Debelle's a mess, and makes the tactical error of calling the band she's supposedly celebrating "Take Shit" but then Corden is such an obnoxious, bullying shit that you have to sympathise with her despite yourself.
― Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 27 November 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
nothing about that entire thing is defensible but debelle is pretty much AS indefensible as corden...argh
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
defending constituent parts of the indefensible
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
His "rap" is better than hers.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"Nobody disses our four boys"
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
WTF have they just come back from Afghanistan or something?
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, armed with loudspeakers
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
everything about that clip is just horrible. noone comes out with any credit and they all need launched to the moon on a rocket.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
You guys are treating this like a goof, but the fact is, the whole episode really cast a pall over the "launch of Take That's new SingStar game."
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Friday, 27 November 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Truly this is Britain's typically lame answer to Kanye West vs Taylor Swift.
Yeah the Speech Debelle thing is excruciatingly bad but, come on, it's Take That karaoke, who cares? But James Corden is a massive bullying cunt and, no matter how bad Speech Debelle's own record is I'm willing to bet she's never put her name to anything as awful as that Corden & Horne sketch show.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 27 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Classic. I wish there was more booing at things.
― everything, Friday, 27 November 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
saw this guy in a corridor this week.....basically the worst possible side of bbc, this blokey fucking salt of the earth bullshit that has infiltrated sport/news/comedy
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 28 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
being a fat spotty unfunny twat isn't easy...unless you're james corden
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 28 November 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
his blokeyness seems really false as well. he seems very stage school. also he's an unfunny fucking cock.
― Fritz Severe (stevie), Saturday, 28 November 2009 09:36 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EFwRcmKDhU
James Corden is funny enough in his own head that it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.
― AlanSmithee, Saturday, 28 November 2009 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link
That is honestly one of the most depressing five minutes of anything I've seen all year, up til and including "Coming up next, we've got Remi Nicole!"
― 9-1 changed everything (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
The BBC run this ad at the moment wherein they solicit the viewers opinions about programming, and the ad specifically asks for your views on "BBC1, BBC2 and BBC4". They don't mention BBC3 at all, presumably because a) they don't give a shit what anybody thinks about it, b) the target audience mostly can't write, and c) they're committed to giving cunts like Corden money somehow and they might as well do it on some shitty satellite channel that nobody watches.
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i find it sort of depressing that there are apparently enough people out there who rate what he does for him to have a profitable career. who are these people and what the hell do they enjoy about his existence? :(
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
He speaks for "ordinary people" innit? Like a comedy version of that twat Chris Moyles.
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
that vid with becker is just embarrassing, he's just a fat clown.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember some kind of report from a few years back that said the Beeb wasn't meeting the needs of white working class males or something, and I guess Corden is part of their ham-fisted patronising response to that.
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
This banned tango ad campaign was the apex of Corden's career, probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y1Ce0jr3hg
― Pheeel, Saturday, 28 November 2009 11:07 (fourteen years ago) link
It's quite amazing how bad BBC3 is, especially given that E4 has made a decent fist of being a specialist youth-oriented channel and has thrown up some terrific, non-patronising TV (the Inbetweeners and Misfits being the most recent examples). BBC3 has given us the great Being Human and not a lot else.
(Okay I will begrudgingly accept that Gavin & Stacey has had its moments but I'm reluctant to give Corden any credit for those)
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 November 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Pulling was an uncharacteristically great BBC3 show, I thought, but hardly anyone watched it.
― Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Saturday, 28 November 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
You would hope that the Beeb could use BBC3 to try out a more diverse range of programmes, even within the remit of populist stuff aimed at a 16-30ish age group which I guess is the channel's purpose. So either there are very few people with interesting ideas out there, or the people in charge of commissioning have got a stupidly patronising view of the audience. Guess which one I reckon is the answer?
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Ideal, Nighty Night, and the Mighty Boosh are the only other programmes I can think of on BBC3 that I've watched/liked. Along with the odd episode of Family Guy, and also Torchwood which started off on BBC3.
― DavidM, Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Pulling is certainly one of the best comedy shows of the decade I'd say. But yeah, in general BBC3 is complete plop and E4's recent stuff (as Matt mentions) pisses all over it.
― Bill A, Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Not seeing how Corden is mean to appeal to "white working class males", isn't he aimed more at students?
― E Poxy Thee Fule (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
He is the comedy equivalent of Oasis - he appeals to the spectrum running from students to white van men. Also the hating rappers thing.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know, I just can't imagine geezers down the pub discussing the latest Corden & Horne
― E Poxy Thee Fule (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Corden & Horne no, because I think even people who like him would accept that's rubbish. Gavin & Stacey yes.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Of course it might be that "white working class males" is lazily interpreted by some BBC dude as "dumb lads".
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you might have got it there. I don't know anything about Gavin & Stacey, so that's my contribution to the debate over. Other than the fact that he comes across to me as a fat unfunny drama school fuck and not as some kinda Peter "I'm right working class, me" Kay salt o' the earth type
― E Poxy Thee Fule (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not a fan - but strive not to be size-ist in my critical thoughts about him.
btw I thought Lex would be telling everyone not to be so sour?
― Bob Six, Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I try not to be size-ist, but 99% of his "comedy" is based on the fact that he's fat
― E Poxy Thee Fule (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
James Corden should fuck off
seriously
― the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Friday, 19 March 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I feel that I'm avoiding a lot of potential rage this evening by deliberately not watching Sport Relief.
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I mistakenly went on to BBC1 when it was on, saw some kind of sports celebrity masterchef horrorshow, in which Alan Hansen was pretending to have a sense of humour, and quickly switched over.
― Neil S, Friday, 19 March 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i was thinking of finding this thread and posting 'this fucking guy is fucking everywhere' but yeah
― 12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Friday, 19 March 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not entirely sure whether getting to stand up "in character" in a room full of people and tell Kelly Holmes she doesn't deserve a damehood just for running round a track is just show-off wish fulfilment, mildly entertaining, an indulgence of your status to allow you fire off some comedy zingers in a more ostentatious way than just doing stand-up, or just basically being a rude cnut to people's faces just because you can.
Is this guy really fucking everywhere? I've more or less managed to avoid him since he was in Fat Friends about a million years ago, apart from his twatty little outbursts when drunk which occasionally make the news.
― ailsa, Saturday, 20 March 2010 08:51 (fourteen years ago) link
That sounds like it's up there with Peter Kay fucking up Parky's last proper show. It's the "pretending to be a complete tosser but actually underneath I'm really a complete tosser" school of "comedy".
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, 20 March 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
See also: Chris Moyles.
― Neil S, Saturday, 20 March 2010 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Fat Friends was actually pretty good eh?
― Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
such a twat. hate this guy.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Probably the least credible example for the "you're just jealous" argument. Used to mention Mark Owen as an example of a successful and popular man no one appears to hate, sadly that defence could now be fucked.
― PaulTMA, Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I hated Mark Owen before it was popular to do so.
― Neil S, Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
in work everyone LOVES this guy, they showed his jenson button sketch on our big screen at our end of day meeting last week. admirably one guy said "am i the only one who hates james corden", heroic and brave intervention.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
such hate for him, such curiosity as to his actual appeal - what excuse did your colleagues give ronan?
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I liked him quite a bit in Cruise of the Gods, tbh.
― Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I thankfully missed the Sport Relief thing, but heard that it was pretty unpleasant. There's something really ugly about dishing out these (very, very unfunny) insults to people who have to 'take it in good part' cos it's for charidee.
I've heard via someone who worked with him in History Boys that IRL he is every bit as much a relentlessly boorish tool as you could imagine.
― Dr.C, Monday, 22 March 2010 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Credit where it's due, I thought he was great as the voice of the mouse in The Gruffalo.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 22 March 2010 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh, I don't really understand the hatred. I laughed a couple of times during the sports relief thing, although I admit I wasn't really paying attention, maybe he killed a kitten or something when I wasn't watching?
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 22 March 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
There's something really ugly about dishing out these (very, very unfunny) insults to people who have to 'take it in good part' cos it's for charidee.
I think there's a consensus out there who now dislike him for the Kelly Holmes diss, where they previously liked him.
Way to go dude, and what a time to do it!
(tbf, I didn't see the bit, but was told about it)
― Mark G, Monday, 22 March 2010 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:12 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark
didn't see this but it opens the door a little to me not hating peter kay
― rip sarah silverman 3/19/10 never forget (history mayne), Monday, 22 March 2010 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link
thought he was a prick at the speech debelle/take that farrago, though she hardly showered herself with glory that night too
― Wat ho, goatee'd man? Thy skinnee jenes hath byrn'd my corneyas. (stevie), Monday, 22 March 2010 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
(xpost) in the sense of "not hating Mussolini as much as Hitler"?
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Monday, 22 March 2010 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link
just thinking about the idea of the world cup song with dizzee rascal makes my piss-boil and my blood convert itself to paint stripper.
― Lil' Lj & The World (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 6 June 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
weird how dizzee rascal and james corden feel so similar now.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 6 June 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
he can fuck off out of Dr Who as well.
― Slumpman, Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I (controversial opinion ahoy) don't mind him as an actor, so am quite sure he'll be fine in Doctor Who, it's not like he's writing his own part or anything. (I remember saying this plenty re Catherine Tate as well, and that turned out OK all round)
― ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
he'll find a way to make me hate him. he always does.
― Slumpman, Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I remember saying this plenty re Catherine Tate as well, and that turned out OK all round
ayayay
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Catherine Tate is the old granny she plays, minus 40 years, basically.
― Mark G, Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Used to dislike Corden but recently watched all 3 series of Gavin & Stacey and really liked it and him (hides).
― Chris, Monday, 7 June 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Gavin & Stacey is perfectly watchable but so gentle that I find it kind of infuriating.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I like the gentleness (if that's a word) of it. Ruth Jones and Rob Brydon the absolute best things about it.
― Chris, Monday, 7 June 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, Brydon's great in it.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
But it always leaves me craving an episode of Peep Show or something to get the sweet taste out of my mouth.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
The duo have teamed up to rework the 1984 Tears for Fears hit Shout.The video for their unofficial anthem - called Shout for England - was filmed this week at the Stoop in Twickenham, home of Harlequins Rugby Club.
The video for their unofficial anthem - called Shout for England - was filmed this week at the Stoop in Twickenham, home of Harlequins Rugby Club.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 07:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Heard the song on BrGTalent final, thought it was trotting along merrily enough till this lump bounced out on stage. The chorus ending on "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" was a little o_O.
Am not enjoying living in the Corden (lad in the street)/Chiles (Man in the street)/C Cole (nations's sweet<3) era of UK.
― tetrahedron of space (woof), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I just can't find it in myself to hate him (or Chiles or Cole for that matter - aand at least she's stopped beating up defending herself in nightclubs). They just don't get any reaction from me at all. Actually I found his pretend managing in the Football Aid match quite amusing.
I'm saving all my hate for George Osbourne, he seems far more worthwhile.
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:36 (thirteen years ago) link
They put local radio on at work so loud I can hear it over my headphones. Fuck a Cheryl Cole and her songs about being in lol love with lol ashley being played once every half hour.
Chiles is aiight, shame I'll never see him again and I'll really start to miss him by the first motd2 I next see.
Corden should fuck off.
― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Those songs are so obviously about will.I.am and that album's great so gtf.
― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Just walked past him in my building. He was on the phone so I didn't tell him to fuck off.
― sent from my neural lace (ledge), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link
hmm you're not the Brydon-loathing Chris i thought you were
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link
The chorus ending on "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" was a little o_O
Yeah, really. We're not yet living in that post-hooligan utopia where it's okay to reclaim violent yob chants.
I'm also pretty shocked that they didn't try to rework the chorus lyrics AT ALL. How does "These are the things we can do without" make sense in a footbally context?
― Slumpman, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Shout, Shout, let it all out,This is the team that we care about,Come on,I'm talking to you - come on.
I think even this is better that leaving it the same.
― Slumpman, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i think he's the most inoccuous bloke to inspire ire in recent British history. i've never seen anything quite like it.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
every time i think about james corden i want to actually kill him
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
He's so needy and smarmy, and clearly unfulfilled by his previously credible acting career to the extent he insists on becoming an all-round (lol, fat bastard) media celebrity scumbag. He makes otherwise sane people like my mother want to throw bricks at prams
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
shd search yr own posting history
― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
James Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart clash on stage
Sir Patrick criticised Corden - host of the event - for standing with his hands in his pockets, adding: "From where I was sitting, I could see your belly."
Corden responded: "You could see my belly. I can see you dying right now."
CUNT
― flanimal collective (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.englandfootballonline.com/images/Songs/EngsIrie.gif
― on some kinda serial killer ish (sic), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Not okay to reclaim Tears for Fears either.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Robbie Williams (yes, other punchable cnut, I know) also reclaimed "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" for Millennium.
And Fat Les (yes, punchable cnuts, I know) to thread.
I sense a theme.
He's so needy and smarmy, and clearly unfulfilled by his previously credible acting career to the extent he insists on becoming an all-round (lol, fat bastard) media celebrity scumbag
I get this, but people keep letting him! Why is that? Does anyone actually *like* James Corden, media gobshite?
― ailsa, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link
he's pretty popular outside of ilx as far a i can tell. well except for that sketch show he did.
― Lil' Lj & The World (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link
but why on earth IS he popular? what kind of moron do you have to be to find him funny/worthwhile?
also i just remembered that other total cunt of a comedian, frankie boyle. maybe even worse?
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i HATE these people so fucking much. actual scum of the earth. vile.
He seems to have a Calumesque short fuse for being challenged in any slight way.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link
sometimes in very dark moments, I remember I'm not James Corden, and life seems a little bit better.
― hey it's (jel --), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Something about comics: they get really annoyed if someone else starts trying to make jokes on their patch, as if others need a zing permit while they are there.
― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
He's just graceless, and I'm a snob, I guess.
― hey it's (jel --), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Captain Picard needs better zings than 'lol u fat' if he wants something more graceful than 'lol u old' in response.
― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
true...but corden's demeanour etc is fucking repulsive.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought JC's response was more about PatStew boring the audience, but then I didn't see it so...
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 June 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link
no i think your right
― Don't look at the finger (Ste), Thursday, 10 June 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah Stewart actually comes off worse there which takes some doing. what the hell is he doing hosting the Glamour Awards anyway?
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Corden would make a really crap X Man.
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 10 June 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link
XL Man morelikeamirite?
― Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno, if they're looking to cast The Blob...
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahahaha Tom
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Zoe Saldana. Cheryl Cole thanked her dentist in her acceptance speechAccepting her award, she said to Corden: "I like your belly but I'd like to see Sir Patrick Stewart dying on stage any day." Corden then said: "I feel bad for people who haven't seen my belly." To huge applause, the Gavin and Stacey star lifted his T-shirt, revealing his tummy. Referring to Sir Patrick, he said: "OK can we get a taxi really quickly please. There's an old man going home." Several stars commented on the verbal tussle. "Entertaining" Nowhere Boy actor Aaron Johnson said: "I love your belly. That was intense. I didn't know where to look."
Cheryl Cole thanked her dentist in her acceptance speechAccepting her award, she said to Corden: "I like your belly but I'd like to see Sir Patrick Stewart dying on stage any day."
Corden then said: "I feel bad for people who haven't seen my belly."
To huge applause, the Gavin and Stacey star lifted his T-shirt, revealing his tummy.
Referring to Sir Patrick, he said: "OK can we get a taxi really quickly please. There's an old man going home."
Several stars commented on the verbal tussle.
"Entertaining" Nowhere Boy actor Aaron Johnson said: "I love your belly. That was intense. I didn't know where to look."
NEXT STOP JC'S ARSE!
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Bloody picture captions! Ignore the Cheryl Code line, that was Zoe Saldana who said that.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Klingons on the starboard bow...
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link
https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/benmeghcnngldhlgnpajaoodoclkicfm/
^ GoogleChrome extension that blocks any text or picture references to James Corden appearing on your screen
― BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Thursday, 10 June 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Was PS making a joke that went wrong? That footage is so repulsive, JC all leaning into PS's face jeering at him like an obnoxious drunk. I don't understand why the more hateful tabloids are all STEWART BATTERED BY CORDEN'S SCATHING WIT about it. Does his PR pull strings high up at the Sun/Mail?
― NI, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
That extension is A+++, shame it's not on firefox.
― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't know if JC said something before that head to head, but it appeared to be an unprovoked attack from PS. Uncalled for, no? The Jonas Brothers gag too, what was that all about?
― Chris, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
James Corden stands for an awful lot of things that I despise, mainly bullying 'funny' ladism. I loathe his face, his manner, and even the shortest trailers for that f'ing Question of Sport thing that he does is enough to make me wallow in bitter misanthropy for the rest of the day. But seeing him in One Man, Two Guv'nors yesterday had me crying with laughter, admiring his wit, geniality and sensitivity to an audience, his immense capacity for genuinely funny clowning and physical humour. Yes, you could say that he's a good actor, which obscures the less palatable public personality, but it's not as simple as that; the play is clearly directed around James Corden - he's required numerous times to rely on his personality and stores of, to me generally non-existant, charm., and yet it was completely winning. Mysterious.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
Was on a friend's list as plays to see. No way in hell, I said...
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
Apparently he's really harsh to crew according to a friend who worked at the Brits. Major crime in my book.
― owenf, Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link
also he's a smug unfunny cunt which doesn't help
― aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link
He did give his fee to charity tho' (£50k!?) so you know, not a complete waste.
― i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
I'll be on the road to enlightenment when I can not feel that shudder when confronted by james corden.
― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link
xyzzzz and NV otm, but, as I say, I was impressed despite myself. Won't stop me lurching at speed to the off button whenever I see his f'ing face on trailers for that sports quiz programme.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 19 June 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link
And I don't like farces or comedy for that matter. Must have been temporarily overcome.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 19 June 2011 12:30 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like sending Nina Tassler, president of CBS, a link to this thread.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/09/business/media/james-corden-to-replace-craig-ferguson-as-host-of-the-late-late-show-on-cbs.html?_r=1
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 8 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, having seen this guy's show... he should fuck off.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 April 2015 08:16 (nine years ago) link
Everything about his Late Late Show is pretty appealing except for him.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 April 2015 08:26 (nine years ago) link
lol as britisher pretty glad he has fucked off
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link
(bcos who in britain ever hears about american popular culture lol)
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:18 (nine years ago) link
Pinefox hilariously OTM from first post onwards.
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link
Prime hating from Lex too.
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link
Who?― Pashmina, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ah, young and innocent days.
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link
this show is pretty awful, isn't it? it's obvious that CBS got exactly what they wanted -- a show aping Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show. only lacking Fallon's modestly redeeming qualities of earnestness and awkwardness. the result feels not just dumb but cynical.
corden has no evident rapport with reggie watts, an interesting and talented guy whose role on this show could be assumed by just about anyone (indeed, the best thing about the show is its theme tune). the band giggles on cue when corden makes one of his mirthless quips, but it's evidently forced.
the group discussion seldom pays dividents, since usually the conversation descends to the level of the lowest common denominator (which is often corden himself; witness his embarrassing refusal to talk to michael douglas about anything other than "basic instinct").
i was getting tired of craig ferguson's schtick by the end--and even complained that he was a smart guy who was deliberately playing that down--but boy do i miss him.
on the other hand, i get to sleep earlier these days.
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 1 May 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link
It's less Jimmy Fallon and more like a dumbed down version of Graham Norton (if that's even possible) for US network late night. I've only watched it 3 or 4 times so far, but he seems to know a lot of really famous people, or really famous people are comfortable around him at least. It's weird.
Maybe when they cancel him, Scott Thompson will finally get looked at for a hosting gig.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 May 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link
how are his ratings? even if he isn't doing well, I suspect CBS will probably keep him on for a few years.
one strange thing about the show is that somebody (corden? his producers? CBS?) seems to have decided that they should act as though the show has been around for a while. there's little reflexive acknowledgment that the show is new, segments are unfamiliar, etc. the confidence that reviewers noted seems to add to the show's feeling of slick indifference.
the biggest problem, though, is just corden's witlessness.
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 1 May 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link
i guess it's just too bad that soon the only laid-back genuine talk show on network late night may be seth fucking meyers. he's a total talentless nonentity--i've yet to meet anyone who has expressed even the slightest bit of enthusiasm for his show. it's soporific. but all the other shows seem to be more "variety show" than "talk show."
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 1 May 2015 06:48 (nine years ago) link
I'm still fond of Fallon, though I appreciated the less formalized Late Night more than I do his Tonight Show. Everything about Seth Meyers' show is awful, though, from the monologue to the band to the scripted bits. Even the set sucks (still, even after a redesign). Come September, Stephen Colbert will be the oldest host with an 11:37 show, but even he seems like more of a gamesman than modern day Letterman. He should be a decent interviewer now that he no longer has to do it in character, though.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 May 2015 07:07 (nine years ago) link
corden was pretty much loathed over in the uk by everyone except mainstream tv execs (could anyone say they were a fan of this guy?) so here's hoping america completely destroys him. 'mirthless' and lowest common denominator sums him up perfectly, just a dumb hateful guy who doesn't even pay lip service to 'smart'.
― NI, Monday, 4 May 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
'mirthless' and lowest common denominator sums him up perfectly, just a dumb hateful guy who doesn't even pay lip service to 'smart'.
here's hoping america completely destroys him.
umm well...
― tsrobodo, Monday, 4 May 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mak_Cu9Wl6w
― Hamilton, Joe Frank & Two-Thirds of Asphyx (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 06:35 (seven years ago) link
Who?― Pashmina, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:55 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Pashmina, Friday, 21 November 2008 12:55 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
remember when we could say "who?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 11:57 (seven years ago) link
he literally did fuck off and now he's more ubiquitous than ever :(
― i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 12:17 (seven years ago) link
Read an article recently that said that CBS was considering swapping his timeslot with Colbert's
This is the worst of all possible worlds
― Hamilton, Joe Frank & Two-Thirds of Asphyx (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link
I've always like Pierce Brosnan tbh.
http://www.therecord.com/whatson-story/7062642-james-corden-pierce-brosnan-was-rude-to-me-at-u2-concert/
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link
"So me and my wife moved into this area, and literally, I've never felt anything like it, this arm went on here and just pushed me out the way. And I looked at him, and he didn't even glance at me and he just moved back into his area. Maybe he's just a bit f***ing rude."
And maybe YOU SHOULDN'T BE SITTING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
a+
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
Stewart Lee on James Corden moving to the US:"Britain's loss is America's loss also."
― baffled, brooding (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 3 April 2017 06:56 (seven years ago) link
James Corden blasts fruit at Victoria Beckham's face, can't stop laughingwww.telegraph.co.uk › Culture › TV
Don't be so reductive Stewart, when Corden can't stop laughing - America mostly laughs with him.
― calzino, Monday, 3 April 2017 13:22 (seven years ago) link
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/pri_535840681.jpg?w=748&h=506&crop=1
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link
Maybe interesting to compare James Corden and Dom Joly
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link
Last I saw, Dom Joly was doing terrible TV adverts
Ummmmm
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 07:15 (six years ago) link
Has James Corden fucked off yet? Because he really should.
― Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 21 September 2017 05:45 (six years ago) link
I meant something about the way the two men, both on the large side, and both sort of having the largeness as part of their schtick; how they use their largeness in different ways, the kind of comedy they do with it? Dom Joly answering his huge phone very loudly, versus Corden being a Lesbian Vampire Killer.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 21 September 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
would those be vampire killers who happen to be lesbians or people who kill vampire lesbians or lesbian vampires who are also killers
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 September 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 22 September 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link
huh. glad i missed that.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 22 September 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
Seven years after this post, and 20 years after the release, I think it worth noting for the record that ailsa was thinking of one of Lily Allen's dad's pre-Fat-Les contributions, alongside Joe Strummer, to Black Grape's football single "England's Irie."
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 22 September 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link
he's been reading this thread:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2017/sep/25/peter-rabbit-film-trailer-beatrix-potter-james-corden?CMP=share_btn_fb
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link
Wait he's not kissing Sean Spicer? Eh he should fuck off anyway
― rip van wanko, Monday, 25 September 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
I was agnostic on Corden until the one-two punch of the Spicer pic and the Peter Rabbit trailer. Now he can fuck off.
― Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 September 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
Wait this motherfucker did a shitty rap battle show for celebrities called Drop the Mic? Another move checked off on Fallon's CV
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:06 (six years ago) link
Hey, more grist for the mill.
https://pagesix.com/2018/03/05/inside-the-vanity-fair-oscar-party-2/
“Late Night” host Corden cornered Jeff Bezos, and was heard asking the Amazon founder’s wife, MacKenzie, “So you are the brains in the relationship, then?” Corden later told us of his conversation with billionaire Bezos, “You wouldn’t believe it, but we have a lot in common.”
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link
they are both bad
― mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link
(not good)
I don't care about the royal wedding but there are relatives downstairs watching it on TV in the living room. I walked through there earlier and caught a few seconds. There was some guy solemnly playing cello. Then the camera cut to James Corden.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link
My mom has informed me on multiple occasions that she thinks it would be fun to kiw James Cordon
― salt sugar fat, that's where it's at (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link
I wonder how I responded. I think it was "heh" every time but can't be sure
― salt sugar fat, that's where it's at (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
t/s: kicking it with james corden vs kicking the shit out of james corden
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
Brilliant. This is brilliant. pic.twitter.com/8a6TJcRGHy— James Corden (@JKCorden) April 12, 2019
Well this is... unexpected.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 April 2019 11:11 (five years ago) link
Mods, we need to change the thread title to "James Cordon shouldn't fuck off just yet"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 April 2019 11:19 (five years ago) link
When the room is not read.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link
Hahaha! I totally approve of Corden getting roasted like that.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
relentless lol
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
awww yeah
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link
I was quite looking forward to that new Danny Boyle film "yesterday" but Corden is all over the trailer and it's really put me off.
― Proger, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link
I didn't know anything about James Corden until that popbitch sitting next to a baby story made a second and third round. He seems unbearable in general.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link
Like, i don't know why anyone pays him.
I don't really care what he's like as a person, that Paul McCartney thing was great.
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 07:11 (four years ago) link
tbh i assume most late night hosts are like this in real life
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 07:21 (four years ago) link
When the room is not read🕸.
― nathom, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 08:56 (four years ago) link
McCartney and Corden together. Awesome.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 09:20 (four years ago) link
i am not really a celeb watcher but it looks like a ton of people are sharing personal anecdotes about james corden being a terrible asshole
― Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link
Dom was right about something, amazing.
Yeah the restaurant owner, mad props for him standing up for his wait staff. The average owner would just let him do as he pleases and tell the staff to suck it up
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link
i'm not sure if the one about how he completely ignores his family (crying newborn child and wife) on the plane was pretty funny. plus i learned that patrick stewart had beef with him. how the fuck do you get on patrick stewart's bad side
― Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link
sorry, mangled my first sentence there, but i meant that i'm not sure if the story about him on the plane is true or not. it's all just anecdotal, like all the rest. but there sure are a lot of people who have an anecdote about him being bad
― Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link
Late with this, but since due to the strikes CBS hasn't been able to start production on their intended Corden replacement (a reboot of @midnight), they've gone with...reruns and previously unseen episodes of Byron Allen's Comics Unleashed, a syndicated panel show that ceased production in 2016.
Yeah.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 04:47 (six months ago) link
After Midnight (the delayed CBS Corden replacement) has a host and is happening next year
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/01/arts/television/taylor-tomlinson-after-midnight-host-stephen-colbert.html
In a shake-up of the late-night television landscape, the stand-up comic Taylor Tomlinson, 29, will take over the time slot after “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” on CBS. The move makes her not just the only woman in the job on a late-night show on network television now, but also the youngest by two decades.Tomlinson will serve as host of “After Midnight,” based on “@midnight With Chris Hardwick,” a series that premiered on Comedy Central in 2013 and was canceled four years later. That show, with Hardwick as the host, featured a panel of comics.Among the executive producers of the new show is Stephen Colbert, who announced the news on his program on Wednesday. Tomlinson will start in 2024.
Tomlinson will serve as host of “After Midnight,” based on “@midnight With Chris Hardwick,” a series that premiered on Comedy Central in 2013 and was canceled four years later. That show, with Hardwick as the host, featured a panel of comics.
Among the executive producers of the new show is Stephen Colbert, who announced the news on his program on Wednesday. Tomlinson will start in 2024.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 November 2023 19:48 (six months ago) link
im just glad this bump wasnt related to his opinions on gaza tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 November 2023 19:50 (six months ago) link
Not going there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri1aHO9GYxo
The announcement from last night.
So now just a couple months or so of vintage Comics Unleashed episodes left, and trying to figure out if any of the panelists later died by autoerotic asphyxiation at a Holiday Inn during the middle of a weeklong stand at The Chuckle Hut in Tuscaloosa.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 November 2023 21:46 (six months ago) link
trying to figure out if any of the panelists later died by autoerotic asphyxiation at a Holiday Inn during the middle of a weeklong stand at The Chuckle Hut in Tuscaloosa.
No such luck (yet), but last night they ran one with David Brenner, who died almost 10 years ago.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 12:30 (four months ago) link