MTV's The Hills

What do you think?

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this is the greatest moment of our cultural history.

tonight, Audrina was wearing sunglasses that were falling plain off her head.

it is my favorite 30 minutes of television that isn't half an hour of Mad Men

SURMOUNTER I LOVE YOPU AND I LOVE THIS SOW SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

i kind of can't believe we made it to four seasons (plus two relevant laguna beach seasons) without a thread on this. i guess ILX still likes to pretend it has some kind of limits.

i have no limits. this show is freakin GOLD

it is gold-like :)

i remember catching glimpses early on and asking my boyfriend "who's that girl? (lauren) i like her"

and i remember seeing heidi and being confused

but seriously their teeth are too white i mean like i can't look at their faces because their teeth are so blinding

The glimpses of this show that I get from The Soup, Best Week Ever, and web video are the exact right amount. Watching an entire episode is like eating a key lime pie in one sitting.

i <3 the soup too. im v in love with Lou

lauren has a serious moustache going on these days

really? I havent watched this weeks ep. I wonder if Spencer is as much of an ass in real life

btw Heidi is my fav

would kick it with Whitney

whitney's mouth is always open

lauren has a serious moustache going on these days

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I KNOW wtf

whitney's mouth is always open

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whitney gets shocked a lot by laurens news

although her killer recovery after the fall down the stairs on GMA redeems her of pretty much anything in my book

except not sexing that hot NYC model when she had the chance

The glimpses of this show that I get from The Soup, Best Week Ever, and web video are the exact right amount. Watching an entire episode is like eating a key lime pie in one sitting.

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i <3 the soup too. im v in love with Lou

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lauren has a serious moustache going on these days

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triumvirate of truth

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the soup is possibly the best show on tv

Yeah, it's really fantastic.

that stache is wretched, LC needs to talk to her stylist

lol wretched

Results 1 - 10 of about 37,900 for lauren conrad's mustache. (0.31 seconds)

turn it on

god i love this show.

that cory is hottt

i havent watched tonight ep. is this an LC or audrina guy? why dont we see Lo date anyone?

an audrina. wait who's lo?

that tiny blond chick that lives with LC and mostly looks like shes been zapped with a stun gun

stephanie was on the post-show. she's pretty much bla

yeah theres another stun gun victim

I haven't watched last night's yet, but needed to say that the outtakes special that ran last week had the most hysterical bit ever, when Audrina's coworker starts talking about the particle accelerator that was recently turned on. The look of absolute horror, incomprehension, and bewilderment on Audrina's face was classic; she just started, terrified, and said "WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?" then changed the subject back to talking shit about people.

hahahahahaha her facial expressions are hilarious

do they rerun last night's? i missed it :(

who's excited for THE CITY

i have to say, heidi KIND of wins me over sometimes. she reminds me of girls i've known. and from a few feet away she can look kind of amazing. :/

Sports Soup is diluting the brand

Heidi is my favourite character but her acting has gotten so bad lately!

i blame the writers

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/heidi_montag-spencer-pratt-hungry-kid-taco.jpg

shut up, the writing on this show is consistently great and along with the art direction, one of the reasons it has kept up such a high level of brilliance.

My favourite ever is that beautiful scene where LC and Jason are in a restaurant and the camera swings around to show Heidi and Spencer walk in, the whole thing is really beautifully choreographed.

the sets are beautiful.

the lighting is flawless, it has production values like few other programmes on tv outside the HBO canon.

i <3 heidi and i am going to continue to pretend this is unscripted :D

audrina's aussie is sooooo hotttttttt

omg! him crying :(

so i finally got to see Lo. she's cute! seems kind of down-to-earth?

OMG SURM i just saw Corey's heart break :( :( :(

i KNOW i almost couldn't watch

awww lauren's so cute when she's cute!

hahaha sharing a cab downtown with bill o'reilly and spencer

this whole thing with audrina. it's like, i get it, i've been there with the whole "he's not doing that much for her" stuff. and i know it seems kind of pathetic, but first of all i think she knows that (i love when she's talking to her friend and she's like yeah i did kind of buy the house to get closer to justin...)

and SECOND, it seems like one of those couples that MIGHT actually work even if it's a bitch

the hills AND gossip girl tonight, wow...

if last night's whitney-centric episode was any kind of hint of how dull and boring The City is going to be, I won't be watching it.

that australian guy was gross

The glimpses of this show that I get from The Soup

every time I see Spencer now I immediately think "creepy flesh-colored beard," so I gotta thank the Soup for that one. kudos!

also someone just posted the cat eating spaghetti on the swearing thread

yeah, me. i wish id never found out that cat pic was deliberate. it was really funny for a week.

ha I never really heard the story behind it. I saw the first time they showed the clip and then again when they used it randomly in the middle of some sketch a couple weeks later. I lolled.

i liked the australian guy ok but i woulda stuck with alex. he was like a little puppy!

alex is foxy for sure.

dmr, the story was that instead of bleeping people they just decided to use that pic. why that particular pic i dont know.

also i lolled at spencers evil mastermind grin on the soup last week

the grin was hilarious.

ok now they're just trying to make audrina look like a desperate flake. :?

also lol at heidi's lip gloss. maybe a little better this episode but come on.

to me heidi has the ultimate shade of blond hair. how do i achieve this?

Isn't anyone watching the City except for me? This thing looked like it would be terrible and it's the best of these shows so far.

i actually thought it looked like it was going to be really good -- but i haven't watched yet :(

it's by far the most soap-opera-y one, mainly because it features a bunch of models.

and whit is gorgeous

well she's barely even in this show because she herself is so dull.

but everyone else is kind of hysterically over the top, particularly anorexic model Alley and her rapidly disintegrating life. I expect her to have a complete nervous breakdown and kill herself by the end of the first season.

i love this show!! the guys are all asses but i guess thats what makes it so peachy.

i haven't dared watch bromance yet. i've had kind of an upset stomach and i think it'd put me over the top.

it's already over as of last night, biggest douchebag won, surprisingly.

i was taping bromance but ended up deleting them all because id like to maintain my unrealistic image of brody jenner as cute and smart.

i did want to see the LC episode though

id like to maintain my unrealistic image of brody jenner as cute and smart.

where in the world did you ever get that impression? because he has always struck me as the biggest douchebag alive. if anything this show made him seem less like a douchebag, until the final episode, when it was confirmed that, no, yes, he absolutely is a piece.

lalalala i cant hear you

I desperately want to see a Ben Stiller impersonation of Brodie talking like an earnest bro

umm so i just watched the episode where heidi goes to lauren's party and they cry together.

i've come to accept the fact that lauren just always looks like she has a mustache :(

spencer was pretty hardcore in that bar fight

that guy he punched is cute!

and i don't think he even got a punch in :-/

spence is not that hot unforch

maja posted on 04.13.09 at 02:08pm

The whole start was a mess, trully desperado. Starting with the stupid bartender, one thing is to say to Heidi to let her man go so that she next thing can have him to herself, the same guy she talked bad about. I guess she wants to be in the show too...one more 'celebrity- or nothing'- junky! Use your brain and go to college. No of course it's not that easy! Then Heidi's psycho-mum and Colby...poor guy to put him and Heidi in that situation...she sucks huge time at being a supportive and neutral mother, when Heid needs that support! MUM hear your daughter out: ''I am choosing for myself''. How many times does she need to say that? Respect her desicions and choises. Gee! To go to Lauren...finally she showed some emotions in regards to her feelings for Heidi only to take it back the next day!!! Maybe she should follow her own advice and let it go..get a drink and take it from there. Come on, why make it harder, why punish herself and Heidi? She can have both the cake and the present and Spencer is Spencer. Heidi is one person. Poor Stephanie....Stephanie knew how diificult Lauren is and that it would have taking a huge effort and a special 'touching' moment like Laurens birthday to wake her up. She's still sleaping like a rock. Lo was mean and bitter towards Heidi...I was begginning to think she really grew and begun to understand more than only suffocating us the audience with her struggle to get Lauren stuck on her ('we have always knowned each other since ''kindengarden''-like'..yeah? give it a rest, for Guds sake woman!). It wasn't pretty that scene with Lo trying to get the advice to Heidi to let go...let go yourself! How desperate and jealous of her.. Can she EVER accept that Lauren can have other best friends than her and that although she knows her since school she can still have better connections with others than Lo? Wake up call...get it...when?! To Brody...wow, that's what I call a 'good' buddys advice! NOT Spencer...what the hell got into you boy? First player, then denial, then blaming Heidi, then involving Brody, finally going back to the horror of a bartender, etc. And all of that drama on Laurens birthday...not fair. But besides that...people should mind their own business and let Heidi and Spencer figure this out on their own. Relationships has ups and downs, that was a HUGE down, but for the others to attack as they are doing now where they got their chance...people hear this out. It was about to happen. No surprises at all. It happens all the time in relationships. It's how you deal with things. It's a trust issue. And IT CAN happen to you too, next time, so stop playing so perfect and wise: ''The only two persons the burned are the only ones they have to call'....COME ON...Who burned who? Who has the real issues anyway? And who knows how to be a real best friend...now that's the 1mil.dollar question. But everybody plays a victim here..pppp-PAthetic. Give the audience a break from all that drama created of perfectionist types, not Spencer and Heidi. They too make mistakes, but they are only 'the scapegoats' in this series. The punch thing...not that cool, but boy he had it coming. Maybe he should learn to mind his own business and stop being a p-u-s-s-sy..sorry guys for the choice of words here, but he was one!

KRISTIN!!

Heidi's dress was pretty spectacular. Dont think LC liked it much though. H:"i look like a swan princess" LC: "(pause) you really do"

roflll

it's all in the (pause)

PS kudos on heidi's cover
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http://theblemish.com/images/2010/01/heidi-montag-people-plastic.jpg

interesting interview on abc
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9600569

new season (last one, I guess), it is derailing quickly into coke-induced madness and self-inflicted deformity, I fully expect the final scene to be reminiscent of the end of Requiem for a Dream

o_O

the city has gotten way better than this, love that bitch from ppls republic and the passive-agg-off @ elle

looking forward to seeing heidis new corpse in motion

whitney was on America's Next Top Model the other night

plax c'mon don't be so mean u used to love her

i know, she was the best but im all abt whitney now

she is so pretty!

also i have no interest in kristen cavallari's life, it was so weird when she showed up to speidi's wedding just because she was the new star

whitney is so pretty

she's also the most normal looking

i mean normal in the crazy hot kind of way, obv

i like all the tensions between bitchy olivia and lumpy-face-can-barely-contain-her-rate elle PR girl

lumpy-face-can-barely-contain-her-rage that is

olivia is kindof a dumbass

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lil audrina pretty spot on imo

um the final scene was possibly the greatest ending to any tv series ever?

seriously

yes

this show could have been so interesting and well-done considering the subject matter. instead we get endless sequences of people struggling to over-talk the music in loud clubs, inane fake "drama" ad nauseam

the most compelling sequence in the series' history involves a plastic surgery addict and her trolling, seemingly disturbed husband

the final show was a lame cop-out which makes sense considering it originates from producers who seemingly have nothing but contempt for the audience. at least st. elswhere, newhart tried.

u r srsly on crack this programme was amazing

if anything it just LOOKS so amazing

i want to forgive you and then i want to forget you

^^^

classic line

del you are missing the point

like: "this show could have been so interesting and well-done considering the subject matter. instead we get endless sequences of people struggling to over-talk the music in loud clubs, inane fake "drama" ad nauseam"

people talking in loud clubs and inane fake drama IS the subject matter.

i will agree that it kind of sucks to watch less than three eps. in a row.

you kindof just have to get sucked into the ambience.

people talking in loud clubs and inane fake drama IS the subject matter.

i guess i am crazy, but i just don't think basing a tv show around the social equivalent of balling saran wrap up ("crinkling cling" for you u.k.-ites) makes for particularly compelling entertainment? so, the theme is, v. rich people are just as boring and vain as the aspirational classes who predicate their lives upon ambitions to orbit around said v. rich folks? no, not at all. fitzgerald was right, the v. rich ARE different from those who are not in that category...thing is, producers of the hills, laguna beach somehow managed to find the most painfully unimaginative people to fall under that privileged category ever...or at least spun them as being that way.

"crinkling cling film", argh, should pay more attention when i'm arguing life or death matters

The ratings were pretty high so obviously people enjoyed it.

what i think i'm trying to say, is that the show portrayed these ppl who grew up in these awesome environments as being just as superficial as someone's worst imaginings would have their caricatures of rich ppl being

which is fucked-up, b/c being rich is awesome. given that upbringing, there is a world of stuff that you can do which transcends hanging out at the club every night and getting into petty manufactured "fights" and so forth. the producers of laguna/the hills dumped all of that in favor of pandering to audiences expectations of "oh, rich ppl are so superficial, tiresome"...which is "the day of the locust" all over again!

MTV is not exactly the home of groundbreaking television ideas these days. Pandering to the audience is pretty much what they do.

uh the kind of ppl who license their entire lives 4 television r pretty much guaranteed to b. godawful?

i guess you start watching it w. an attitude of detatched superiority and you end up "caring" abt their "lives."

in the final series they were all total alcoholics. it was just like "hay its the afternoon lets have some vodka"

also kristin cavalari is the most aggressive person in the history of television. she starts a screaming match at least once /ep.

also kristin cavalari is the most aggressive person in the history of television. she starts a screaming match at least once /ep.

no, i thought that her shtick was just the kind of thing that made the show so terrible. she was a terrible actress, and it showed when she tried to instigate alcohol-fueled drama over some ridiculous nonsense. did you REALLY believe that her and brody were seriously into each other heavy-duty romantically? someone can invoke the "brilliant final scene of the series" all they want, and it doesn't take away from the fact that the layers of fake drama amounted to insult upon insult heaped upon the viewing audience. the show took "surface" too far in an extreme that would disturb even andy warhol

idk how they sleep @ night

Wait so what was this best ever ending?

did you watch it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gyXYr1ZAM

mad spoilers yo. loved the extended theme song

today i'm just like: what really is 'reality'?

i just don't know anymore

made a friend watch this tonight and she described it as "inception for retards" haha

you're like the manliest guy i've ever dated. but at the same time you're like the sweetest guy

i liked when they were breaking down gender stereotypes there

it's like you can have more than one character trait

you guys are so completely missing the point.

also i freakin adore kristin cavalari

You will raise Beeps to fight like her.

i can only hope

i love whitney so much it hurts

0:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egt8Ceiem4A

toooooooooooooooo cute

@heidimontag Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft. about 21 hours ago via web

Sheridan granted by Judge to sue creator DHW! YES! This means my sexual assault suit against Hills creator Adam Devilo will also go to court about 10 hours ago via web

also followed by @LILBTHEBASEDGOD

waht?

they are c&p from heidi's twitter. last thing is just me being amused that the rapper lil b follows all the hill's girls on twitter

i know this is not a savvy post-modern opinion to have but that finale hurt me in my heart and always will :/

drunk watching the hills

i do think justin and audrina are kinda cute together

kind of developing a crush on stephanie

could never replace my whitney tho

they are going to cabo in doug's jet?!?! how does this dude have a jet?

so glad audrina + lauren are friends again

"i have one thing to say.......all girls are shady"

otm brody

wish justin bobby would close his mouth for 2 seconds

they have these amazing adverts on tv right now cos they just started showing the hills of freeview tv in the uk. it's like audrina in an east end pub. "REAL DRAMA" loooooool

brody's surprise birthday present : 50 slutbags

not going to stop watching the hills till i pass out

omg justin you are such an asshole

justin: you will never have this
audrina: it's mine
justin: oh when?
audrina: whenever you're ready to grow up

<3

whitney i am going to hunt you down and feed you some burgers

they are going to cabo in doug's jet?!?! how does this dude have a jet?

have you not noticed all of these people are insanely rich???

i know i know...but a JET?

what jobs do the guys even have?

what does spencer actually do all day except for sit on the sofa on his macbook?

his family was rich. he is a tv star on the hills. now he is nothing so I don't think he's that rich anymore.

what jobs do the guys even have?

what does spencer actually do all day except for sit on the sofa on his macbook?

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he berates his wife, friends and small children named enzio. also, spends $40,000 on crystals

a classic moment:

stephanie: you're making me cry
spencer: no, you're making yourself cry, thinking about all the bad things you did

bad things = go to lauren's birthday party

oh and cultivates his creepy flesh colored beard

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hasn't he now dedicated his life to finding proof 9/11 was an inside job

Okay so I started re-watching this on Netflix. 3 things:
1. I need to get this straight: The hills is a spinoff or maybe sequel to Laguna Beach which was sold as 'the real OC', a reference to the prime time drama 'The OC" in which Peter Gallagher plays Sandy Cohen. A producer credit in The Hills closing sequence is given to one Sandy Cohen. Whats going on here?
2. I'm pretty sure that in the season 2 opener I saw Samantha Ronson in one of the exterior crowd shots at the AREA opening event. Y/N?
3. Heidi is so freaking gorgeous in the first season that it is kind of ridiculous where she ended up. I mean like kicking LC and Whitney's asses in the beautiful stakes.

Reboot review: almost as entertaining as the original run so far. I kind of love Audrina?

"1. I need to get this straight: The hills is a spinoff or maybe sequel to Laguna Beach which was sold as 'the real OC', a reference to the prime time drama 'The OC" in which Peter Gallagher plays Sandy Cohen. A producer credit in The Hills closing sequence is given to one Sandy Cohen. Whats going on here?"

who knows but now Mischa Barton is the star of the reboot