"Pauline Kael said it was 'meditative', but I fell asleep."

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SEARCH and DESTROY: Sl-o-o-o-o-ow movies that reward/test your patience with long silences, minimal action and ten minute sequences of fog descending on fjords.

fritz, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: In The Mood; Paris, Texas; Stranger Than Paradise.

I'll have to think about the Destroyables, I seem to have forgotten most of them.

fritz, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Andrei Rublev, as I said elsewhere, and got a rollicking from Josh for.

N., Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i remember enjoying paris, texas for this reason, but its been a long while since i've seen it

gareth, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Intererirs was good.

anthony, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ANDREI RUBLEV WAS FANTASTIC YOU MENTALIST

Josh, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mabaroshi = brilliant. I have always assumed I hated Tarkovsky, but only evah saw it on telly so maybe this is why. Mabaroshi = like Tarkovsky, acc.someone I took to it. It's also about how being alive is better than being dead.

mark s, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Theo Angelopoulos is the KING of this sort of movie (except there's no fjords). Your examples are blatant commercialism in comparison, fritz. "Eternity and a Day"? Yes it is. "Is it good?" Search me.

Also, Ruiz movies always send me to sleep. His new French one sounds good, tho' (if I had a euro for every time I said that to myself...)

Jeff W, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Andrei Rublev is damn good - especially the part with the bell maker. Solaris is the one to avoid.

I hate to be conventional but the best of these types of movies is certainly 2001, and L'avventura is not far behind. L'avventura is particularly frustrating sometimes - "Quit standing around!"

Ryan, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search all the amazing Taiwanese directors who do this in urban settings with modern people (Ming-liang Tsai's Vive L'Amour, Edward Yang's Taipei Story and Yi-Yi; there are more). The trouble is these silences are so overwhelming I practically bug out.

destroy Tarkovsky, sorry. Anybody who spends 10 minutes of my time making me watch someone carry a lit candle from one end of an abandoned swimming pool to the other is probably the kind of person who'd play IDM at a house party.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Has anyone seen "Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles"?

I haven't but it seems interesting - 198 minutes of daily chores and activities.

Ryan, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Warhol's early films define this genre pretty well, no? Static camera setups, no real editing, people saying whatever comes to their minds, if anything, no script... this approach reached its apex in works like "Sleep" and "Empire" which were basically still photographs taken with a motion picture camera.

Sean, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Someone made the good point (on telly?) recently that the Warhol films of which you speak effectively => webcam today

Jeanne Dielman is best film ever made obv (I haven't seen it)

Jeff W, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, IDM comment waaay off-base. I love it when people fuck up the given expectations. play drill and bass at the opera, I don't care... I guess Tarkovsky's slowness seems like something imposed on the story, like "surely life can't be that slow". It's an alternate vision of the universe, which I can appreciate, but I prefer my pauses pregnant.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

long slow movies/short fast life

fritz, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not on telly

mark s, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

haha i was amused when NYC's MoMA did a warhol film festival last yr or so. i think they showed three films in the span of four days or something.

geeta, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: Two-Lane Blacktop, Barry Lyndon Destroy: Strangers in Good Company

Joe, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Barry Lyndon!! Fantastic - that duel scene is textbook. Egregiously underrated film.

And don't forget Carl Dreyer people! The actors seem like they are sleep walking in Ordert and Gertrud.

The best way to watch these kind of films (at least for me) is slightly drunk. It took me 4 tries to get through Andrei Rublev on DVD before I figured that out.

Ryan, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I watched Rublev in two sittings. Solaris too. But the payoff didn't feel as massive there.

Barry Lyndon = odd experience but enjoyable.

Josh, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stalker is killer. Whaddabout Last Year At Marienbad & Hiroshima Mon Amor? Both were mindblowing first time round, but I would probably find them dull now.

Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven months pass...
will the clooney version of solaris be as er meditative? one suspects no

Josh (Josh), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Not with "NAKED CLOONEY ASS" being used as the major selling point.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Observe his curving buttocks and contemplate the downy softness therein.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The thing with Solaris is that if they follow the book instead of the movie then it will be GREAT since the book is awesome. The original Solaris is ok - Stalker is the best Tarkovsky by far.

ryan, Sunday, 17 November 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to see that movie cause of clooneys arse.

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 17 November 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

search Antonioni's L'Eclisse. especially the famous last ten minutes.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 17 November 2002 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Search: George Washington. Really good movie.

Also two people mentioned equally as good movies, Barry Lydon & Yi-YI. Both are excellent.

Destroy: Can't think of one....

Juan (Juan), Monday, 18 November 2002 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I love those Tarkovsky SF films (along with Metropolis, my favourite SF flicks ever), and I love Jarmusch, who used to be perversely slow.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

michael haneke owns this thread so bad

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

(maborosi = same guy who did afterlife? kore-eda? if so how do 2 compare?)

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree 100% on searching 'George Washington' (American independent cinema has a future ! and it's not angsty indie-boy road movies a la Bottle Rocket (barf)!) and especially 'Jeanne Diehlmann' which really needs all that time to be effective, but wow, make sure you have a comfy seat at the cinema. Daily household tasks, but the objects really become charged after a while.. For Jarmusch, search 'Dead Man,' the best thing he's done I think. 'Gertrud' didn't get to me at all, unfortunately...
I adore Tarkovsky and Nostalgia is my fave (anyone else get creeped out by Nostalgia references in Takashi Miike's Audition? I am disturbed that two filmmakers I really like, that I would think had no connection at all, have.. uh, some weird rapport at least in Miike's mind..), search Andrei Roublev and Nostalgia, and The Mirror (though it doesn't do the ten-min meditative thing), but Stalker I don't admire so much. ("Did anything happen yet ?" "No." "Did anything happen yet ?" "No." "Did anything.. ?" "No.")
Oh, also search Sokurov's "Mother and Son" and anything else by him if you can find it..

daria g, Monday, 18 November 2002 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and "Eureka," by.. a Japanese filmmaker whose name escapes me.. anyone ?

daria g, Monday, 18 November 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

shinji aoyama

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 18 November 2002 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Eureka was great. As was After Life - there seem to be a fair few slow Japanese films. A lot of the great classics of Japan are pretty slowly paced too, so we shouldn't be surprised, I suppose.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i liked after life too, martin. the scene where the rockist angel is unimpressed by the teenaged girl's disneyland pancakes heaven is so sad.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Most art films (not art house, nor indie). All things by Mya Darren.

jm, Tuesday, 19 November 2002 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

robert bresson! (but i like robert bresson films, though)

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
WTF are people on about, Tarkovsky is not slow, he's busy. Tarr is qt 'slow', ie there aren't many edits -- but he's busy too. Rohmer's 'Green Ray' is like watching paint dry though.

Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 13 June 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

why is Pauline Kael used in the thread title? She seemed more often than many to call bullshit on this kind of thing.


My current beef with Kael is her frequent implication that Robert Altman films are laugh riots. I enjoy them but they don't inspire me to freak out like some Def Comedy Jam audience member.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 13 June 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they had some offline IRL relationship, as w/ Beatty. Kael is wrong for teh thread title: she was a De Palma girl, bot into this fancy-pants Euro-cine-ontology.

Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 13 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
Holy cow does Sokurov's Spiritual Voices belong in this thread. Not sure if it's a search or destroy yet. The first segment is surely search.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

>Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

The protagonist cleans her oven. Twice. It's real good.

Bela Tarr's 9-hour (?) Satantango opens with a 10-minute tracking shot of a rural landscape, some cows, etc.

>Rohmer's 'Green Ray' is like watching paint dry though.

It's a great human comedy, and quoting that Night Moves "paint dry" line overlooks that a Francophile like Arthur Penn probably likes Rohmer, and the dis is supposed to illustrate that the Hackman character is a regular-guy philistine.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Thin Red Line (I think...only saw it once).
Spirited Away.

uh.

giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Spirited Away.

wtf?

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I suppose in the right state of mind, I probably could've placed Ghost in the Shell 2 in this category... but it's still not a solid fit with the other 200-minute-plus films in this thread.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

...I guess I was thinking that the tone in Spirited Away is sort of....flat. Not in a bad way. In that 'meditative' way.

giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Search:

*The Beautiful Troublemaker (La Belle noiseuse). Four hours about the making of one painting. Very slow, but brilliant.

*The aforementioned Eureka, Mother and Son, and Stalker.

*Beau travail. Not much dialogue here, but manages to convey what it has to say perfectly through images.

*L'Humanité. One of the most difficult "great films" I've seen, but in the end rewarding.


Destroy:

*Distant (Uzak). Has some good scenes, but all in all I didn't feel for it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

About Michale Haneke: Funny Games belongs to the "destroy" category, but I don't think The Piano Player was slow at all. It's great anyway, though highly disturbing. I think of only one more disturbing film I've seen during the last few years, and that's The Isle.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess Mizoguchi's Story of the Last Chrysanthemums fits hear as well, definitely search it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(As well as anything by him, though most of his films aren't that slow for Japanese cinema.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Destroy:
*Distant (Uzak).

I wasn't completely on the film's wavelength, but Distant did have what I've been calling my favorite single shot of any movie I saw last year: that abandoned ship lying on its side in the harbor, rolling back and forth with the waves as snow clings to its masts.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Search: Fata Morgana

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I loves me some Ackerman, and I really need to see Jeanne Dielman. Is it something I should wait and see on the big screen, should I be so lucky?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i did, and i gotta be honest, it's probably the only way i made it through

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

*The Beautiful Troublemaker (La Belle noiseuse). Four hours about the making of one painting. Very slow, but brilliant.

decent... but not as great as "The Quince Tree Sun" ( which has similar subject matter but without the portentiousness")

i agree with the rest of Tuomas's and would like to see L"humanite again.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

rogue " marks

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Would the latter half of Blow Up count at all? It isnt slow, really, but the end is quite dialogue-free and contemplative and artsy. I kinda liked that. I like 2001's long slow pacing, too.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Would anyone like to talk a bit more about Angelopoulos?

Masked Gazza, Friday, 20 May 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Even during the dialogue-free sequences towards the end of Blow-Up, though, there is a lot of activity in the sound design (leaves!) and camera movement.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Friday, 20 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't imagine pauline kael calling anything "meditative" and meaning it as a compliment!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 20 May 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Celine and Julie Go Boating" is on two VHS tapes. The first is about 140 minutes, the 2nd is only an hour. You could probably just watch the 2nd tape and you'd be fine.

This thread also needs some Cassavetes action. "Shadows" and "Faces" are both quite slow.

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Friday, 20 May 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Shadows is, like, seven minutes long.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Friday, 20 May 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Search: L'Avventura and Two-Lane Blacktop seconded. Destroy: Blow-Up.

... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Blow-Up and Distant are marvels of cinematic instinct by their makers.

See Jeanne Dielman anyway you can eventually, but a screening would add much.

L'humanite had some interesting stuff before turning into quite the ridiculous thing, but it was his follow-up (Twentynine Palms) where Bruno Dumont showed himself to be a real fraud.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

HHH's 'city of sadness' i had to check out of, but i was watching on tv, and it's all in long-shot, so maybe it works better on the big screen, but probably not, because it is all long static takes of people talking.

btw yeah -- kael was someone who never dug 'meditative' film. she liked brian depalma!

N_RQ, Friday, 20 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"L'Humanité. One of the most difficult "great films" I've seen, but in the end rewarding"

I thought this film was hilarious but I'm not sure if I was meant to. No-one else in the cinema did anyway.

I thought La Belle noiseuse had too much plot and activity. I expected it to be much more 'just' painting.

Search: La Mamon et la Putain

R@w P@trick, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Jeanne Dielman is probably better served on the big screen.

Something is now compelling me to say
Search: Marguerite Duras' India Song and The Truck

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

My l'Humanite audience laughed at the climax; I felt more like blowing a raspberry.

>kael was someone who never dug 'meditative' film

NEVER is rather absolute. I'm pretty sure Kael liked some Antonioni, and if they qualify as 'meditative,' Renoir, Rossellini, etc.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

jeanne dielman is totally great - watched it in a film class two years ago, and have been trying to find it for rent ever since.

peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

mirror owns this thread for me (as in, it bored me to tears) (and i really loved/stayed awake for all of andrei rublev)

joseph (joseph), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(jury's still out on solaris)

joseph (joseph), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't Jeanne Dielman not available on DVD or VHS at all legitimately?

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Saturday, 21 May 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Jeanne Dielman four or five years ago in a tiny theater. It was about 97 degrees Fahrenheit that day and the theater had the air conditioning CRANKED so that it was seriously about 50 degrees in there. There was also a BAT loose in the theater that occasionally flitted to and fro in front of the screen and over the audiences' heads. No one fell asleep. In any case Dielman fucking rules. (NB: Haynes' Safe is a sort of homage.) I tried to find it on VHS after seeing it and ended up on the phone pleading with a distributor in NY to no avail. ...Also search Akerman's Je Tu Il Elle, Saute Ma Ville, and J'ai Faim, J'ai Froid.

box of socks, Saturday, 21 May 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

New Yorker must be making a killing on the NY rep screenings of the film, since they've basically kept it ferociously "impossible" to see otherwise.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 May 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
Oh, and P.S.: Jeanne Dielman showed up for $13.99 on eBay as a (presumably bootlegged) Region 0 DVD with "B minus" picture quality sometime last fall, and like a fool I did not buy it then. But it's OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

box of socks, Saturday, 21 May 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The "B-" picture quality is probably carted over from a shitty "C-" (I'm being generous) VHS dub courtesy http://www.5minutestolive.com/

Subtitles are impossible to read at least half the time. (Luckily, dialogue accounts for probably a collective 15 minutes of the three-hour-plus film.)

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 May 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for the link. Do I correctly assume that you own, or anyway have seen, one of the VHS or DVD dubs of Jeanne Dielman from that site? If so, would you consider the image quality at least adequate to drop $20 on the thing, or no? I am tempted.

box of socks, Saturday, 21 May 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"I saw Jeanne Dielman four or five years ago in a tiny theater. It was about 97 degrees Fahrenheit that day and the theater had the air conditioning CRANKED so that it was seriously about 50 degrees in there. There was also a BAT loose in the theater that occasionally flitted to and fro in front of the screen and over the audiences' heads. No one fell asleep."

This is so great.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 21 May 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. I will always remember Red Eye Collaboration Cinema in my prayers for bringing me the Arctic Bat-O-Vision presentation of Chantal Akerman's masterpiece. It was the best film-going experience of my life, and I do not exclude from that assessment the time I saw Syberberg's Our Hitler in its entirety at the Art Institute of Chicago when I was 15 and very very high.

box of socks, Saturday, 21 May 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(Because, surprise, I cannot remember one single thing about Our Hitler.) (It was 25 years ago anyway.) (I'll shut up now.)

box of socks, Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008976Y.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I correctly assume that you own, or anyway have seen, one of the VHS or DVD dubs of Jeanne Dielman from that site?

Yes. (Have seen, that is.)

If so, would you consider the image quality at least adequate to drop $20 on the thing, or no?

No. It will impugn your memory of that fantastic-sounding viewing experience.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks again. I will save my $20, wait (forever, probably) for official release, and keep my memory untarnished.

...All right, ONE more thing: has anyone ever seen Last Year at Marienbad? It's reportedly incredibly slow, and weirdly skewed w/r/t character and narrative, but also totally worthwhile.

box of socks, Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i have seen it and i owned it for a while, but i decided to sell it for 90 bucks.

its worthwhile, but not nearly my favorite of resnais'. hiroshima mon amour is so much better in my opinion.

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The first Ackerman I saw was "Window Shopping"/"The 80s", which were both pretty great, although only one of them was "meditative". (Window Shopping is a musical [unless I'm confused] and The 80s breaks it down into small actions and elements which it repeats in assorted combinations.)

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"le maman et la putain" is astonishing!

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

Something is now compelling me to say
Search: Marguerite Duras' India Song and The Truck

Ha, Ken, I saw these the last two Tuesdays at the French Institute -- last night with John Waters discussing The Truck with Kent Jones of Film Comment! Hadn't seen any of hers (unless Hiroshima Mon Amour counts) before, and it'll be awhile before I try anymore. India Song really seems to stop time, but when Michel Lonsdale starts his 10-minute offscreen bellowing wail, omigod.
...Jeanne Dielman is paced like Run Lola Run by comparison.

Waters was funny ("They talk about the characters falling asleep! Very brave") and Jones suggested a US remake with Vin Diesel and Kathy Bates. And it was mentioned that Kael gave The Truck one of its few good NY reviews in '77.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Did I say something?

Oh, I see.

Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

yes i've always wanted to see the truck thanks to that review!

and also to test my own boredomometer -- which is capricious of course (AND THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT)

ie TS: bein aged and havin less TIME for this kind of thing vs. bein aged and apprecitatin a good long sit down and doze

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Haha, mark. For a long time it was the second, but am now so starved by bigscreen entertainment that I actually stay awake if by some miracle I manage to get to the theater.

Actually-although I cleverly refrained from saying so in my first post- I love Le Camion. India Song I found a little tough-going, but, as with the corresponding moments in Fassbinder movies, I laughed along with the cruel godlike filmmaker at Lonsdale's embarrassing outburst.

Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Anything by:

Kiarostami
Koreeda

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

mabaroshi really IS my favourite film! (but don't tell tuomas)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

search: time out, stalker

destroy: ulysses' gaze (which i couldn't get more than an hour into, though it did have some wonderful shots)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone mention *The Creation Of The Humanoids* yet? I watched this stoned years ago and it lasted at least 3 days. bad actors standing around talking robot philosophy FOREVER. unbelievable. A sci-fi trance film that isn't russian! also andy warhol's fave movie and where he stole everything from. you can get it for 5 bucks on dvd.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

damn Ken, I ached along with Lonsdale's embarrassing outburst.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Search Last Days and Gerry.

inert false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

search: Nobody Knows.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Love of cinema is colder than death, Morbius. And don't forget Lonsdale's cheap thrills in one of the versions of Une Sale Histoire.

Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

I can't forget it cuz I haven't seen it.

People above do not know what slow films are.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

I just got what seems to be a newly issued DVD copy of Desert Of The Tartars. I'll let you all know whether you should search of destroy.

Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

search: l'avventura, in the mood for love
destroy: fanny and alexander

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

one more to destroy: russian ark

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

fanny and alexander is one of those things i have forgotten so much of i start to wonder if i am having memory issues: it was six hours long, and there was a fire, and possibly a lesbian?

i liked russian ark, though

thomp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

there was everything, there was lyfe

you know what, fuck you (Lamp), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

i also like russian ark

velko, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

Search: Seventh Continent (lots of Haneke actually)
Avoid: Inland Empire - unless you really like David Lynch, then you might like it.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

what's that hungarian one that's like 8 hrs long

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

begins with an s......

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

destroy: ulysses' gaze (which i couldn't get more than an hour into, though it did have some wonderful shots)

― gear

oh man, i made it all the way to the end(over 3 hours iirc)
terrible

velko, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

bela tarr's satantango! i went to see it by accident once. i made it through 3 hours but i was too hungry to go on.

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

netflix keeps recommending the Decalogue to me, is it worth seeing?

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

bela tarr's satantango! i went to see it by accident once

haha how can u wind up seeing something like this "by accident"??? were u looking for the other 8 hour hungarian epic that was playing and got the titles confused???

decalogue is enh

you know what, fuck you (Lamp), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

i haven't seen it but i want to. but it's 10 parts, not one 10-hour thing, so maybe it would be ok.

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

(xp)

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

well someone told me it was good, "but long" (lol) and i usually pay close attention to how long something is but for some reason i didn't even look before i went. i was like "that's weird that this starts at noon but ok" ughhhhhhhhhhh

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

also the guy talking before it announced how many reels it was, so every time a reel was over i was like "ok only x reels left." it was impossible.

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

i like the parts of decalogue i've seen, like 5-6. can you get it in parts?

velko, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

yeah iirc the dvds have a couple parts on them each?

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

at least you didn't have to see it for a class ... our college's film studies program - the intro classes anyway - were almost entirely about testing the students' patience. It was very effective at weeding out people that just liked movies. Probably the most excruciating were Wavelength and Laura Mulvey's Riddles of the Sphinx.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

Ashes of Time was pretty slow/good as I remember

Niles Caulder, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

the dvd set is set up like a tv on dvd thing - couple of episodes a disc pretty sure. also i mean obv its arresting and theres a lot there but its just pretty tedious and hard to invest in i think. and its kind of a trap because i think its a "better" to watch them all so u feel obligated but theyre pretty same-y too

you know what, fuck you (Lamp), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

I think I love most of the movies on this thread. I like to wrassle with unwieldy cinema.

bad crack (Eric H.), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

i think the guy said satantango has less than 100 cuts in the entire 7.5 hours too. so a lot of it is just like, watching it rain over a muddy field

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

i would actually attempt to watch it again, but not in one day

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost I especially like Satantango, Inland Empire and Jeanne Dielman.

bad crack (Eric H.), Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

destroy: fanny and alexander

so wrong.

circa1916, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

i really liked decalog and inland empire and andrei rublev too, f all u haters

thomp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

former was pretentious 17 year old me's usual answer for "what's your favourite film". number of friends i made by doing this: none, ever

thomp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

I will echo the statement/s upthread about the bell maker sequence at the end of Andrei Rublev. The whole film is A+ fantastic, but that finale is near transcendent.

circa1916, Sunday, 5 July 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

destroy: fanny and alexander

so wrong.

― circa1916, Sunday, July 5, 2009 1:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

yeah i know i'm the only one who hates this movie.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 5 July 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

"Fanny" is nothing in the movie; it should have been called Alexander/

My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 July 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

I especially like Satantango, Inland Empire and Jeanne Dielman.

co-sign on all of these

chronologymentully (donna rouge), Sunday, 5 July 2009 03:22 (sixteen years ago)

one more to destroy: the leopard (more because i don't get it, not because it's bad)

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 5 July 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

first 2 hours of the leopard are a bore, 3rd one is great.

abanana, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:23 (sixteen years ago)

This is a good thread for my Michael Snow story. A friend and I went to see Back and Forth at the AGO sometime in the mid-80s. Snow was there to speak after the film. After a brief intro, the floor was opened for questions. Dead silence--after an hour of watching a continuous pan, followed by a couple of minutes of Snow's somewhat chilly personality, I think everyone was intimidated. So my friend leans over and whispers, "Ask him what he thought of Ghostbusters." I had the worst, most awkward giggling fit of my life; the theatre stayed silent, and I practically had to wrap my coat around my head to avoid detection.

clemenza, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

an hour of watching a continuous pan

Hate to be nitpicky but it's not a continuous pan.

I saw him earlier this decade and found him to be very warm and inviting. Maybe that has something to do with older age. Or maybe it's because he was speaking in French. Then again, he wasn't around for the screening of Presents... which is much harder to take than <--->.

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

so what did he think of ghostbusters

a sad little creature (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

didn't like l'avventura, LOVE Fanny and Alexander though I've only seen the standard film version, not the 5+whatever hour TV version.

dan selzer, Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

i stand by my ulysses' gaze comment

fanny and alexander is dope

s: time out

enbba champions (omar little), Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

man, this thread is really making me wanna see Andrei Rublev. i've loved the other Tarkovsky movies i've seen.

not sure if someone already said this, but Tokyo Story(!).

also, i think these fit, some might disagree: Through a Glass Darkly, Mouchette, The Trial, Eraserhead (and any other Lynch you might wanna include, including Inland Empire), Aguirre, Days of Heaven, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Sunset Boulevard.

i thought it was odd to see Barry Lyndon on this thread, i mean it is really long and there are some scenes that are drawn out, but its so freaking funny and entertaining and poignant.

in my experience these types of movies work waaaaay better when you watch them alone. its hard to relax enough to really enjoy them when other people are around, even if everyone is enjoying it, i find its hard to really forget yourself and get lost in it.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 5 July 2009 06:10 (sixteen years ago)

i watched a 4-hour japanese movie about upskirts and boners yesterday

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 July 2009 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

"meditative" is a pretty great euphemism

Lamp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

andrei rublev is my fave of the tarkovskys i've seen. mirror bored me stiff.

spaghetti and fried bumblebees (donna rouge), Sunday, 5 July 2009 08:20 (sixteen years ago)

Mouchette is pretty great.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

i liked mirror too

otoh:

tarkovsky movies i have dozed off at least slightly at some point in their duration —

mirror
andrei rublev
solaris
stalker

tarkovsky movies i remained conscious throughout their entire duration —

the sacrifice

so, you know, even i don't really trust my opinions on tarkovsky

thomp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

(i mean if i tried to think about him at all hard, i think i would be hovering around the idea that boredom is sometimes necessary and even aesthetically interesting, which is tbh what this whole sub-stratum of narrative film the thread's defining is about right? ... right?)

thomp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

to me there is a difference between interesting boredom (sounds contradictory, but i think its true) and frustrating boredom. frustrating boredom is when i'm irritated and just not going with the flow of the movie at all and i'm just like wtf is wrong with these characters and why is this even happening (e.g. synecdoche, ny). interesting boredom is when nothing is happening, but i'm in love with the place that i'm in while nothing is happening, its like being at a boring nightclub vs being at a boring beach.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

i watched a 4-hour japanese movie about upskirts and boners yesterday

I'll be watching this too, soon. Am I going to want my four hours back?

Simon H., Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

meditative? more like sed(it)ative!

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

otm! these kinds of movies are some of my favorites not because they're "difficult" but because they're the opposite, like people-watching somewhere just hanging out. xx-post

Matt P, Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

xp karl: yeah, I found Inland Empire to be an example of frustrating boredom - that didn't result in any sort of pay off. Haneke is the pro of frustrating boredom with pay off.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

i felt almost the exact opposite. Lynch basically always has payoff for me big time, whereas Haneke sometimes comes across as so moralizing and smug i just want to die (really thinking of seventh continent here, i liked funny games and cache)

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

though i can understand why someone wouldn't like inland empire. i guess i just love lynch no matter what, idk, its not like i can really explain why anyone should like it, but i don't think its empty.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

to me there is a difference between interesting boredom (sounds contradictory, but i think its true) and frustrating boredom. frustrating boredom is when i'm irritated and just not going with the flow of the movie at all and i'm just like wtf is wrong with these characters and why is this even happening (e.g. synecdoche, ny). interesting boredom is when nothing is happening, but i'm in love with the place that i'm in while nothing is happening, its like being at a boring nightclub vs being at a boring beach.

qft, and beautifully put (though i liked synecdoche)

mollie sugban (get bent), Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

xp karl: I can see where you're coming from re Haneke and Lynch. I think it's just a difference in sensibility. I just don't have a lot of patience for what I see as Lynch's gratuitous surrealism, and maybe it's because I'm not a strong proponent of that style/aesthetic.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

I loved pretty much every movie Lynch made up to, say, 1995, but his newer stuff kinda bores me for some reason. Inland Empire was a rare example of a Lynch movie I couldn't finish watching.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

xpost: yeah, understandable. though tbh i don't really associate lynch with other surrealists. i'm not in love with surrealism as a whole, but i have infinite patience for lynch, can't say why exactly, i'd have to think about it.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

i don't think haneke ever does this.

jed_, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

or lynch tbh

Matt P, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

true.

jed_, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

I think I love most of the movies on this thread. I like to wrassle with unwieldy cinema.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too. only thing is i HAVE to do it in the cinema. on home video i just cannot stay focused. too many distractions.

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

on the rare occasion that lynch draws out a scene to great length his intention is to draw out the dread and anxiety inherent in the scene and draw out your inner fears.

xpost

jed_, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

me too. only thing is i HAVE to do it in the cinema. on home video i just cannot stay focused. too many distractions.

― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:52 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is exactly my problem and why i have never gotten through andrei rublev even though i know i would love it

harbl, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

I'm the reverse -- sitting through long, slow movies in the theater is too distracting -- the other people, the fact I can't smoke or eat whatever I want, etc.

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Sunday, 5 July 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jeanne Dielman video cooking contest!!!

http://www.criterion.com/current/posts/1223

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 September 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

omg

i have to enter this

i make a dope meatloaf and i have watched this entire movie so

steener HOOStinov (s1ocki), Friday, 4 September 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

just don't turn tricks. Someone will suffer.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 September 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

can i stab someone?

steener HOOStinov (s1ocki), Friday, 4 September 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

*SPOILER*

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 September 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

Oh darn it.

Alex in SF, Friday, 4 September 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

After suffering through Liverpool, it dawned on me that my days of tolerance for this sort of movie may finally be reaching an end.

Xiffy Pup (Eric H.), Sunday, 22 November 2009 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

Of course, it could be the whole home video thing s1ok referred to above. Maybe in a theater I'd have found the thing as transplendent as most everyone else whose opinions I usually respect did.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/film_review.asp?ID=4476
http://www.thehousenextdooronline.com/2009/09/liverpool.html
http://www.timeout.com/film/newyork/reviews/85797/liverpool.html

Xiffy Pup (Eric H.), Sunday, 22 November 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

The title to this thread is funny because it's this type of shit that Pauline Kael would call out for being full of hot air 9/10 times. I also wonder if she ever got lazy enough to call any movie "meditative."

bamcquern, Sunday, 22 November 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

otm

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

apparently for kael, "meditative" = satyajit ray

The rhythm of his films seems not slow but, rather, meditative, as if the viewer could see the present as part of the past and could already reflect on what is going on.

-- 3/17/73, on Satyajit Ray's Days and Nights in the Forest

Ray gives the action the distilled, meditative expressiveness that he alone of all directors seems able to give

-- 11/10/75, on Satyajit Ray's Distant Thunder

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 November 2009 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

Haha. Thank you.

bamcquern, Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

exactly what "sort" of movie, Eric? I wasn't thrilled w/ Liverpool but thought it was OK.

btw that Kael mini-reviews site has been taken down on Geocities.

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

(I mean, somehow Esther Kahn didn't make you want to go comatose)

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

EK had a plot, of sorts.

Again, this might be in part ugly video screener getting in the way. If there's something going on in the cinematography of Liverpool, I was blinded to it.

Xiffy Pup (Eric H.), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

Was just thinking of recording Old Joy, coming up on TV next week, but then I saw the word "meditative" and thought of this thread.

Alba, Saturday, 12 January 2013 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

maybe "meditative", but hardly boring. it's good, watch it!

circa1916, Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

This week I watched a couple of movies that fit this thread. L'avventura and Dead Man. Both had promising openings but were on the boring side tbh.

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen films by both those directors that were much more boring.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

Ha.

Beam Me Up (I Feel Like Being A) Doomsday Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 May 2013 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

I once scared off a guy who was trying to pick me up at a National Gallery screening by saying that anyone who preferred Lizaveta Markova to Valley of the Bees was prizing quantity over quality.

If I had tried to watch Silent Light in a theater, rather than on DVD, I'm sure I would have walked out in exasperation. And I DID walk out of The Tree of Life--the cosmos-and-dinosaurs sequence was great, but YET ANOTHER sequence establishing that Brad Pitt's character was disappointed with his life, and taking it out by being an exceptionally strict father....

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

Silent Light is deadly and has stopped me from checking out anything else by Reygadas to date.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Sunday, 19 May 2013 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

Walking out of The Tree of Life because it was too heavy handed about Brad Pitt being disappointed with his life and taking it out on his family is seriously hilarious and WTF to me.

circa1916, Sunday, 19 May 2013 05:34 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Search: Marguerite Duras' India Song and The Truck
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, May 20, 2005 11:32 AM (9 years ago)

Saw India Song last night. Viscerally hated it. I was in such a hurry to vacate the theatre, I forgot my sunglasses. I'm all for Jeanne Dielman and Satantango; this was brutal.

clemenza, Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

That was the most difficult movie I've ever sat through, with the possible sole exception of a Scottish documentary on healing waters

Josefa, Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

Still kind of wonder if S. Ray was just some sort of exceptional outlier in Kael's viewing history.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

More so than RW Fassbinder?

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

Was gonna say, at least there is the diva worship, but ...

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

Actually, going by India Song, I'm astounded she reviewed Le Camion so positively. I don't know, maybe they're very different. If they're not...India Song struck me as "The Come-Dressed-As-The-Sick-Soul-of-Europe Parties" turned into a movie.

The Apu films strike me as pretty close to Truffaut in tone. (Why I'm baffled that Truffaut was so condescending towards Pather Panchali.)

clemenza, Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

After re-listening to that Kael-McDonald-Simon recording from '63 again, it seems to me there were a lot of defenders of western civilization that were pretty condescending toward Ray.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

A charitable interpretation would be that Truffaut felt threatened by Satyajit Ray, subliminally or otherwise and covered it up by adopting the guise of a stereotypical French snob.

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

Been trying to put my finger on my problem with PK for a while, think it comes down to something like this. She clearly had a talent for communicating her enthusiasm that is almost, um, seductive, and a way with words, an ability to write well-constructed, memorable sentences in idiomatic English that could run rings, not to mention circles and squares, around most of her contemporaries. But in the end there is some unforgivable flaw in her critical thinking. Perhaps it is because there is some ideal of a well-functioning critical mind, or maybe of any mind, that one has to learn to trust one's instincts but at the same time monitor them with one's analytic mind, to make corrections and provide explanations, to name a few of the many functions involved in this balancing act. Her general approach as I understand it, to watch everything only once, then run home to type out a fever dream to bowl the readers over with an ever more garrulous outpouring of Paulinist Prose (okay maybe there was some editing or revising of the words but not of the opinion), is not really a system, it can't be tinkered with or fixed once it starts misfiring and veering astray. The end result becomes a Cult of Personality of The Gatekeeper, requiring a few well-chosen favorites, old and new, to bestow praise on while others are vilified and not permitted to enter the city walls. As a case in point, maybe if she had anything like a modicum of self-reflection and correction, at least as a critic, she might have recovered from the trauma she experienced when she Went Hollywood and discovered that the Studio Bosses Had No Clothes.

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

On another note, have you guys heard that My Favorite song that references Hiroshima Mon Amour?

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

"Burning Hearts" is what it's called. Kind of amazing, ineffable. Art-damaged, Smiths-damaged Long Island kids reimagine fallout-damaged star-crossed lovers as first imagined by imperialism-damaged cinema-saving French aesthetes.

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

But perhaps I am overrating. Unlike PK, or at least my impression thereof, if I have even the slightest sense of having overpraised something, then according to some variant of Newton's Third Law I have to push in the other direction and distance myself from it.

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

Kael was ultimately incurious in a distressing way

applaud her for smelling out Celine & Julie tho

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 06:23 (eleven years ago)

That's a more concise way to put it

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 06:43 (eleven years ago)

I prefer to regard her as Gore Vidal's Burr did John Adams: what he knew he knew well; what he didn't he could hardly imagine.

She's one of the great essayists of the century more than a mobie writer.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 11:09 (eleven years ago)

If they're not...India Song struck me as "The Come-Dressed-As-The-Sick-Soul-of-Europe Parties" turned into a movie.

Sorry what does this mean?!

Love to watch The Truck someday..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 24 July 2014 11:13 (eleven years ago)

Come-Dressed-As-The-Sick-Soul-of-Europe Party was famous dismissive PK put down of most Euro art film, clevering smiting at least two giants, Bergman and Antonioni, along with various fellow travelers, with one blow. This is implicitly in opposition to her love and approval of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang "vital" life-affirming cinema.

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 11:27 (eleven years ago)

Keep in mind that she adored L'Avventura and praised several Bergman films after the essay, notably Shame and The Magic Flute. How La Notte and L'Eclisse diluted the first film's legacy she doesn't say since listing their the strengths and flaws require more adumbration than she's willing to give. These days I prefer L'Eclisse myself because it's zippier and faster and Alain Delon.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 11:55 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, in the beginning she was more open to that stuff but at some point it became de riguer for her to knock it presumably because it appealed to the effete East Coast intelligentsia or something like that.

Truth be told, there was a time long ago when I might have been under her thrall, but I finally had to rebel, like Sandy Stranger had to rebel against Miss Jean Brodie.

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)

De rigueur

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 12:06 (eleven years ago)

There's no reason to fuss over it though – unless pockets of Paulette recidivism still cause trouble. I ignore Christgau's blind spots and weaknesses too.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 12:13 (eleven years ago)

B-b-but Xgau has much more catholic tastes and obviously revisits, relistens and reevaluates otherwise how would he be able to change the Original Grade?

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)

Sure. But Edmund Wilson could hardly read poetry and Greil Marcus hyperventilates in the presence of Elvis Costello. At this point I tolerate her crochets.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 12:23 (eleven years ago)

I'm with Alfred (even though I have to look up "crochets"...they all knit?). All these people we argue about--Kael, Marcus, Christgau, Bill James on ILB--they've all got their blind spots, quirks, and mannerisms. So do I, so does everyone. What I get from them on the other side far outweighs any of that. If you don't take anything positive away, then yes, I'm sure the blind spots, quirks, mannerisms, and knitting are exasperating.

clemenza, Thursday, 24 July 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)

(I actually wasn't even thinking about Kael when I revived this--just looking for a thread to express my dumbfoundedness over India Song, and a search turned up this one.)

clemenza, Thursday, 24 July 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)

Pauline Kael is a bit more interesting than boredom.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 13:26 (eleven years ago)

Does Oxford have a Very Short Introduction to boredom yet?

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 13:26 (eleven years ago)

spiral_scratch.embed

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)

She's one of the great essayists of the century more than a movie writer.

I guess this is why I'm not an aesthete; I don't care how pretty the pirouette is if it's bullshit at the core.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:02 (eleven years ago)

unless pockets of Paulette recidivism still cause trouble.

I mentioned her to a rather peripatetic ex-critic not long ago; he put a finger in his mouth and made a gagging sound. Qualifies?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

he put a finger in his mouth and made a gagging sound.

when he saw you coming?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

quoting Addison deWitt's outtakes now, i see

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)

champion to champion

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)

http://media.web.britannica.com/eb-media/06/69106-004-3B98C103.jpg

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

And I don't care how spotless a movie's diaper is if it doesn't have a few flowers on it.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

out of a medieval melodrama!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 July 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

Are the medievalists back from Iceland yet?

I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 July 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

she's a weird critic because she's at her worst when she loves something

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

Maybe not "worst," but I agree her raves are less convincing than her pans.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

to make this thread not all about PK but "meditative" too, i actually did fall asleep during Norte, the End of History

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Saw India Song last night. Viscerally hated it. I was in such a hurry to vacate the theatre, I forgot my sunglasses.

I really wish clemenza could see Duras' Nathalie Granger as i did tonight. It makes India Song look like Bringing Up Baby.

How great is it that Kael praised El Camion in the same column in which she savaged Star Wars?

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 October 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

Even a broken clock, etc. *ducks*

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

Been trying to put my finger on my problem with PK for a while, think it comes down to something like this. She clearly had a talent for communicating her enthusiasm that is almost, um, seductive, and a way with words, an ability to write well-constructed, memorable sentences in idiomatic English that could run rings, not to mention circles and squares, around most of her contemporaries. But in the end there is some unforgivable flaw in her critical thinking. Perhaps it is because there is some ideal of a well-functioning critical mind, or maybe of any mind, that one has to learn to trust one's instincts but at the same time monitor them with one's analytic mind, to make corrections and provide explanations, to name a few of the many functions involved in this balancing act. Her general approach as I understand it, to watch everything only once, then run home to type out a fever dream to bowl the readers over with an ever more garrulous outpouring of Paulinist Prose (okay maybe there was some editing or revising of the words but not of the opinion), is not really a system, it can't be tinkered with or fixed once it starts misfiring and veering astray. The end result becomes a Cult of Personality of The Gatekeeper, requiring a few well-chosen favorites, old and new, to bestow praise on while others are vilified and not permitted to enter the city walls. As a case in point, maybe if she had anything like a modicum of self-reflection and correction, at least as a critic, she might have recovered from the trauma she experienced when she Went Hollywood and discovered that the Studio Bosses Had No Clothes.

― I Don't Zing Like Nobody (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, July 24, 2014 5:00 AM (2 months ago)

this is a great post, and pretty much otm.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 19 October 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

tho i think kael's early work -- the stuff collected in "i lost it at the movies," and i think her second collection as well -- is still really great and mostly avoids the pitfalls you describe.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 19 October 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)

I don't disagree with anything in James' (yes, excellent) post, and to count her as a major, or even your biggest, influence does not mean you're oblivious to his reservations. She had a way of doing things, and you take that into account. To me, the sainted Manny Farber had his own kind of breathlessness too.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

i think i'd need some examples of other critics showing off this analytic self-monitoring system in their later years before i buy that this is what negatively distinguishes her from her peers

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

As a case in point, maybe if she had anything like a modicum of self-reflection and correction, at least as a critic, she might have recovered from the trauma she experienced when she Went Hollywood and discovered that the Studio Bosses Had No Clothes.

what makes you think she suffered from a trauma the rest of her life? I've said this already but her writing shows no loss of verve in the eighties.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

Besides, the first essay in her first book is this Didion-esque account of California phonies. I don't think it's an inhuman reaction when she got a chance to work in Hollywood it was worse than she expected.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

she abused the second person for sure, but when guys talk about her like this whirling dervish who lacked their critical distance and intellectual restraint it just sounds like a chickenshit, self-flattering way to disqualify her prose despite its relative memorability and influence. "yes, i can't compete with her language and passion, but i'm smarter, trust me."

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

"after all, she liked that DePalma movie"

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

Plus, critics are artists too and thus lack the Olympian detachment and capacity for self-analysis that no one has.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

it feels like her willingness to be direct, to express her enthusiasms without intellectual hedges, without trying to fit everything into a system, is what lets people who've in no way proven their intellectual superiority, talk about her like an idiot savant. "what does she know, she only sees movies once" - as if watching a movie multiple times means you know anything more than what's on the screen.

again, i do think she was a presumptuous bully - while you only need to see a movie once to convey to the reader what it was like to see the movie for the first time, you might want to employ diligent fact-checking - but nobody who says something was broken in her critical mind has any right to claim THIS is what made her stand apart.

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

Plus, critics are artists too and thus lack the Olympian detachment and capacity for self-analysis that no one has.

Straw man. Not asking for godlike Olympian self-knowledge, just a little reviewing and revising of opinions now and then, as Andy Sarris seemed to be able to do throughout his career.

disqualify her prose despite its relative memorability and influence. "yes, i can't compete with her language and passion, but i'm /smarter/, trust me."

No ad feminam attack implied. Plenty of dudes who can write "well" and are hella smart that I have little interest in reading. I'm talking to you, John Updike!

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

so she had a flaw in her critical mind because she didn't change the b+ to an a- when she compiled 5001 nights at the movies?

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)

Of course she saw movies more than once. In one of her earliest essays she makes a casual remark about how certain movies with average visuals like All About Eve look great on TV.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

"grrr, she hasn't admitted that nashville ain't all that in the final edit? something is broken in her brain!!!"

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)

unlike ebert, with that fine system that allowed him to truly know what were The Great Movies

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

Plus, assuming she didn't rewatch stuff, if you're a critic reviewing at the pace she does, you don't often rewatch old stuff! And in the pre-VHS/cable days it was hard. Why waste time watching a B-list John Farrow film to see if it deserves reevaluation when you can watch Bertolucci?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

because is how you prove you are king dick of the auteur theory

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

As much as I wish she had revisited and (when necessary) revised opinions, the one thing I'll say, based on my own writing, is that it's the ultimate rabbit-hole. I do it way too much when it comes to music, and I often think "What difference does it make that in 2014 I'm sick of this song that I once loved? Am I really accomplishing anything in pointing this out?"

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

Exactly. "I don't rewatch movies!" was to provoke poor Andrew Sarris.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

I think there's a way to do that without overdoing it. Kauffmann was excellent in that regard.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

in her mind to rewatch Hurry Sundown for the sake of proving Preminger was a Great Director was less fun than poking the Sarris tiger.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

while most would pray sarris submitted his obituary of pauline before 9/11 (she died on september 3rd, the observer street date was the 17th), i kinda hope he was describing the bruises she inflicted on him that week.

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

without trying to fit everything into a /system/,

Not everything has to be fit into a system, and there are plenty of bad systems, but if you don't own up to anything resembling some kind of systematic approach then it ends up pretty close to "my word against theirs."

is what lets people who've in no way proven their intellectual superiority, talk about her like an idiot savant.

No one is calling anyone an idiot, savant or otherwise, or trying to assume intellectual superiority.

"what does she know, she only sees movies once" - as if watching a movie multiple times means you know anything more than what's on the screen.

Granted legions of people not as smart as her who can't write who may have seen a given movie umpteen times to her once and have nothing interesting to say, but this is yet another Wickerstraw man. In what other art form is okay to write about something after experiencing it only once? You could say theater criticism or concert reviews, but surely in those cases one can see multiple performances, read the score or text or familiarize themselves with the material in other ways.

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

In what other art form is okay to write about something after experiencing it only once?

James, seriouslY?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

I don't think Hurry Sundown had a future with her nohow. I guess the kind of film I would have most liked to see her to back to were her oddball enthusiasms, something like Shoot the Moon. When she reviews Mississippi Burning a few years later, a brief mention of whether or not the film held up for her. She was so different than most critics there, I think that's of value.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

"go back to"

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

Last post was xpost. So the argument is now: she really did rewatch stuff, she was just trying to tick Andy off and have the last laugh, and if she didn't it was okay because there was another raft of masterpieces waiting to be watched and time waits for no one?

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

Beyond the number of critics who do the same with books and music, you answered your own question: she saw and wrote so well about that so-called first viewing (which you can believe if you want) that it looks like a fourth.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

Okay, I fell into your trap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPxxG31JOCg

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

with music i prefer critics who listen deeply because if a song is good i plan to hear it more than once, and want to know it holds up over many listens. most movies i'll only see once and therefore i'm cool with critics doing likewise, assuming they've got a good memory or fact-checker

da croupier, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

yeah I get that. A song is three minutes, listened to wherever. You gotta make time for movies.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

I'll betray my rock-critic heritage here, but investing deeper attention and more repeat visits to a three-minute song than a three-hour film doesn't quite compute for me (realizing that you will, as a practical matter, inevitably do the latter)...Anyway, going to watch The Candidate for the 29th time right now, so proceed apace.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

2X speed on the PS3 for DVDs/Blu-Ray is a life-changing w/r/t slow cinema.

Search: George Washington
Destroy: In the Mood

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Monday, 20 October 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

Just remembered something of hers that I did really like: her piece on Satyajit Ray's Devi.

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 October 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

shit, she is still this interesting to you ppl, huh

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 October 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

You were the reviver!

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 October 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

well that was more for Mlle Duras' torture of clemenza

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 October 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

Couldn't you have found something to torture da croupier as well?

Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 October 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

I don't see why you'd need to watch or even listen to a song more than once, even if you like the song. Its about getting the moments you need from the thing to make your argument?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 October 2014 10:53 (eleven years ago)

I don't see why you'd need to read a Pauline Kael review more than once

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 20 October 2014 11:10 (eleven years ago)

But she writes with such language and passion!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 October 2014 11:12 (eleven years ago)

Don't subsequent viewings of a great film deepen your engagement with it? I almost always notice new stuff the second, third, and forth time around--usually small stuff, but sometimes my whole perception of the film will shift. Admittedly, I take revisiting favorites to a ridiculous extreme, and obviously that's a separate issue if your job is to review new films as they come out.

clemenza, Monday, 20 October 2014 11:27 (eleven years ago)

Forth and long. Positively Forth Street.

clemenza, Monday, 20 October 2014 11:29 (eleven years ago)

Sure it does. I was mostly talking tackling the qn from the standpoint of giving a considered reaction, which you can do from one viewing.

I like watching films I've enjoyed a few years after my first viewing of them.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 20 October 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Let's see how meditative Norte, The End of History feels.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 November 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

Not the word I'd use!

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Friday, 28 November 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

It's good tho imo. To pointlessly compare it with another long film from this year, the descent into abjection doesn't feel cheap, idiotic and insulting the way it does in nymphomaniac

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Friday, 28 November 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)

The funny thing about this thread title (which I realize is just meant to make a point, and isn't based on a direct quote...I don't think) is that I wonder if Kael ever called a film meditative and intended that as praise. Or if it's a word she ever used at all.

clemenza, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

yeah i've always hated this thread title, b/c pauline kael was just about the last critic to call something "meditative," let alone as a word of praise. in fact one thing that makes her writing so exasperating is how little patience she has for films that take their time.

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

I think we end up debating this point every bump.

Eric H., Friday, 28 November 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

I don't like the title because I open the thread each revive looking for a slow cinema s/d & four out of five times it's about this writer I haven't read (who already has 3 threads devoted to her)

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

Apologies if I've posted this link here before:

http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/lists/10-great-really-long-films

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

(xxpost) I didn't check earlier in the thread--I don't remember the subject coming up, but maybe it has.

clemenza, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

A few random threads:
antonioni
michael snow
tarkovsky's stalker

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 28 November 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

thx! That listicle is kinda weird, are long films that rare that they have to include trilogies & tetralogies?

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Friday, 28 November 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)

internet comes through - The Age of Movies, via google books - "What is distinctive in Ray's work (and it may be linked to Bengali traditions in the arts, and perhaps to Sanskrit), is that sense of imminence - the suspension of the images in a larger context. The rhythm of his films seems not slow but, rather, meditative, as if the viewer could see the present as part of the past and could already reflect on what is going on." (page number omitted)

Vic Perry, Friday, 28 November 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

Looking upthread I see this was also cleared up five years ago. It's groundhog day.

Vic Perry, Friday, 28 November 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

meditative thread. interesting use of repetition.

Brio2, Friday, 28 November 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

*insert static footage of water flowing over bent reeds and assorted small manmade objects here*

ILB Traven (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 28 November 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

Except for a couple of middling passages when the camera dozes off as the prisoner's family struggles, Norte, the End of History was excellent. The ending moved me -- and this doesn't often happen.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

SPRANG BREAAAAAAAAK

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

I've seen lots of people insult a film by saying they fell asleep to it, even quite a lot on this forum.
I've never fallen asleep because I was bored by a film, I only seem to fall asleep during films I want to see very badly but I'm just too tired to stay awake.

Is this something regular cinema-goers do? Is it like "this film sucks, I'm quite tired so I'll stay and sleep rather than walk out"?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)

No idea, but your initial statement is completely otm.

Cutset Creator (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

I've definitely drifted off during films that bored me, but--seeing as I regularly drift anyway--I'll agree with you, that it has less to do with the film than my own sleep deprivation.

clemenza, Sunday, 30 November 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

there are any number of films i love that i find deeply soporific... it was kind of a running joke with my friends in high school that I couldn't make it through a full screening of sanjuro
i'm not sure i've seen the end of a weeraseethakul film but i love him as a director
i missed the middle of lang's Man Hunt last night because the pacing was so measured.
the only time it's a dud is when you're in the theater and someone starts snoring. that sucks.

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 November 2014 22:38 (eleven years ago)

yeah i fall asleep during films i love all the time, i'm just tired sometimes!

I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 1 December 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

bela tarr - didn't see earlier mentions, this dude is one of the modern masters of the long cut. see 'Werckmeister Harmonies' for decent sampling in a film of reasonable length. watch realtime transit of a truck traveling at 2 mph across a scene. bonus points for giant taxidermied whale and for screenplay by laszlo krasznahorkai

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 1 December 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

tarr and krasznahorkai line up on a few other projects (at least a couple adaptations of LK's novels) including satantango which runs like 8 hrs.

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 1 December 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

I fall asleep during every Miyazaki movie and I love them! I look forward to falling asleep during them.

Brio2, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

platform by jia zhangke. never again.

StillAdvance, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

Pauline Kael on Marguerite Duras’s The Lorry

Contrasts

“Small and bundled up, her throat covered, her unlined moon face serene, half-smiling, Duras reads aloud the script of a film… Hers is the only performance, and there has never been anything like it: controlling the whole movie visibly, from her position on the screen as creator-star, she is so assured that there is no skittish need for makeup, no nerves, quick gestures, tics. The self-image she presents is that of a woman past deception; she has the grandly simple manner of a sage. Unhurriedly, with the trained patience of authority, she tells the story of her movie-to-be about the woman hitchhiker… [The Lorry] is spiritual autobiography, a life’s-journey, end-of-the-world road movie; it’s a summing up, an endgame. The hitchhiker travels in a winter desert; she’s from anywhere and going nowhere; in motion to stay alive. Reading the script, Duras speaks in the perfect conditional tense, beginning “It would have been a film—therefore, it is a film.” And this tense carries a note of regret: it suggests that the script is to be realized only by our listening and imagining…

…The stillness provides resonance for her lingering words—those drifting thoughts that sound elegant, fated—and for the music, and for her cinematographer Bruno Nuytten’s love-hate vistas of bareness and waste, like the New Jersey Turnpike in pastels. The foreboding melancholy soaks so deep into our consciousness that when the director yanks us back to the room, you may hear yourself gasp at the effrontery of this stoic, contained little woman with her mild, Chairman Mao deadpan…

…When [The Lorry] opens at the New York Film Festival this week, there’s likely to be a repetition of the scene in May at Cannes. After the showing, Marguerite Duras stood at the head of the stairs in the Palais des Festivals facing the crowd in evening clothes, which was yelling insults up at her. People who had walked out were milling around; they’d waited to bait her. It might have been a horrifying exhibition, except that the jeering was an inverted tribute—conceivably, a fulfillment. She was shaken: one could see it in the muscles of her face. But Robespierre himself couldn’t have looked them straighter in the eye. There can’t be much doubt that she enjoys antagonizing the audience, and there is a chicness in earning the public’s hatred. [The Lorry] is a class-act monkeyshine made with absolutely confident artistry. She knows how easy it would be to give people the simple pleasures that they want. Her pride in not making concessions is heroic; it shows in that gleam of placid perversity which makes her such a commanding camera presence.”

New Yorker, September 26 1977

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:11 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

Paul Schrader ponders slow cinema:

Everyone is different, but they all circle around the same techniques and the same concept of time, of duration. What happens when you don’t cut? When you just wait, and the viewer becomes aware that his experience of watching is part of the experience of the film? Your self-awareness of that time, the endurance of that time, becomes part of the experience. Normally films never work like that because they’re trying to convince you of the opposite.

There are still bits of transcendental style. It was a precursor to slow cinema, but it’s not really that slow. A terrific film like Silent Light is closer to transcendental style than slow cinema, but they lump it in with slow cinema now. I just finished directing a film [First Reformed] that I’m trying to do as a quiet film. The film that I last did [Dog Eat Dog] was extremely aggressive and profane. The motto was: Let’s never be boring. Now I’m editing and the mantra is: How can we use boredom to the best effect?

Malick is part of that universe. But you can see Malick running out of gas as his car goes down the road. I don’t think this kind of slow cinema is a cinema with a great future. The more extreme it becomes, the closer it gets to being a dead-end.

https://nowtoronto.com/movies/features/paul-schrader-slow-cinema-is-dying-a-slow-death/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:19 (nine years ago)

eight years pass...

This review of hers, on 2001, is like Manna from heaven for me.

https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/movies/pauline-kael-on-2001-a-space-odyssey/

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 20:00 (seven months ago)

Per the thread title, it's weird how often ppl assume she was some sort of artsy elitist when so many of her most famous pieces are about puncturing arthouse pretension, rightly or wrongly.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 20:44 (seven months ago)

"...it’s fun to think about Kubrick really doing every dumb thing he wanted to do, building enormous science fiction sets and equipment, never even bothering to figure out what he was going to do with them."

I was going to say "meet Wes Anderson," but of course she did.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 21:04 (seven months ago)

Lav Diaz to thread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lav_Diaz#Feature_film

Around 30 films directed to date with an average length of approximately 4 hours. I saw Norte, the End of History (250 minutes) once. It was certainly slow.

so far so noir (Matt #2), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 22:20 (seven months ago)

One of the best films of the 2010s.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 22:31 (seven months ago)

yes! It's on kanopy. I also loved The Woman Who Left from 2016

Dan S, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 22:55 (seven months ago)

Please don't talk about Lav Diaz on the Pauline Kael thread.

(I'm making fun of myself here. I've hauled in Pauline Kael on 137 different director threads that have zero to do with her.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 23:18 (seven months ago)

https://www.nybooks.com/articles/1975/12/11/the-current-cinema/

Nicholas Raybeat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 23:40 (seven months ago)

Been reading Avid Reader by Robert Gottlieb, Kael's editor at the New Yorker from 1987 to her retirement. Most definitely wasn't a fan of hers (more the person than her writing; he doesn't say much about the latter). Also gives a short but harrowing account of an intervention he staged for Penelope Gilliat, Kael's (grudging) partner who split "The Current Cinema" with her.

clemenza, Friday, 17 October 2025 17:50 (seven months ago)

the Erector Set approach to movie-making

irl lol

i do find her central point (the apes to angels thing) incredibly satisfying and otm

i have trouble with the suggestion that the only meaningful difference between Kubrick and Belson is the spectacle of money tho. the relationship is obvious but the equivalence is too reductive imo, scale is an important piece of how we experience art, and so is narrative

muriel’s webdings (Deflatormouse), Friday, 17 October 2025 18:53 (seven months ago)

Sitting on one of those nice lounge chairs in the Stratford Mall drinking coffee, and a guy around 65 or 70 notices my Going Steady T-shirt, knew it was a Kael book, and we ended up talking about her for 15-20 minutes. For me, that's about as gratifying a No to, I don't know, the direction of the world or something as there could be.

clemenza, Saturday, 18 October 2025 18:43 (seven months ago)

It says man is just a tiny nothing on the stairway to paradise, something better is coming, and it’s all out of your hands anyway. There’s an intelligence out there in space controlling your destiny from ape to angel, so just follow the slab. Drop up.

i'm sure kael's cali friends were tiresome but this is almost a 180-degree misread. 2001 says that in order to take just one single step on the stairway to wherever the stairway goes to you will first have to escape being murdered by the implacable slasher golem you built out of your own nationalist ape paranoia by slowly strangling it to death while it begs to be allowed to help you. meanwhile everyone who actually does put faith in intelligence and sleep thru the trip is killed.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 18 October 2025 19:45 (seven months ago)

yeah. i can't imagine 2001 having some kind of message and the message being 'drop up'. i remember hearing that interpretation as part of the mythos of the movie and then when i actually saw it it didn't make any sense. at the very least it's .. full of mixed feelings about 'progress' lol.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Saturday, 18 October 2025 21:09 (seven months ago)

I realize now this is not a Kael thread...my last couple of posts should have been elsewhere.

clemenza, Saturday, 18 October 2025 21:43 (seven months ago)

Even this one?

I've hauled in Pauline Kael on 137 different director threads that have zero to do with her.

fall of the house of urrsher (sic), Sunday, 19 October 2025 00:49 (seven months ago)

I don't think I've yet brought her up on 1) any of the yearly Blue Jay threads; 2) the thread I started for diabetes; or 3) the Canadian politics thread. Past that, you never know.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2025 03:23 (seven months ago)


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