FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2008

also ground rule of this thread is that the women must be referred to by their numbers and only their numbers, not their names.

good, i would hate to see them get subjectified.

ok im voting 77 then w/o even looking at who it is

oh god

lol

ha!

56 - just making sure the readers are paying attention right?

I dson't even know who half of the top 10 are... Megan Fox? Blake Lively? Trisha Helfer? Emmanuel Chriqui? Elisha Cuthbert? Jessica Biel? Are these like well-known people?

c'mon dude

http://images.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi

i can picture fewer than 1/2 of these

Said it before, will say it again: Do Not Feed The (Fake?) Fin In A Shopping Cart.

Also, looking at the names, it seems none of the 100 sexiest women in the world lives in Africa, Middle East, or Asia.

blake lively and no leighton meester makes this whole thing clearly ill-thought-out

ridiculous. at least crappy top 100 albums lists in some shitty magazine have one or two records i like.

lol @ 61 (indie cred bonerz)

Somehow I doubt the objectivity of the methods this list was gathered with. I doesn't seem like they've gone through every country - or even every continent - to compile the list, yet they claim it covers the whole world. Also, there's a hugely disproportionate amount of celebrities on the list, considering they amount for a minuscule percentage of the world's women.

duobting tuomas

45 - looked like a plastic surgery disaster on Entourage

How did 7 get up to number 7?

the hard way

practice?

Where's Jennifer Connelly? (sp?) And that girl who played Maeby?

And that girl who played Maeby?

Getting her driver's permit!!!!!

She's 19, two years younger than 61 and 7.

I hate 7 so much!

#7 and her mother were listed as producers for the movie Material Girls. As of December 2007, her upcoming films include the action thriller War, Inc., animated comedy Foodfight! and independent films Greta and Safety Glass.

Foodfight!

well shit

I hope that film's nothing but a 90 minute foodfight escalating into a mammothian foodstuff war.

who is the sexiest finnish woman?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Tuomas this movie you have proposed sounds excellent.

I dunno who's the hottest Finnish woman, but the hottest Finnish female celebrity is probably Amira Khalifa:

http://www.kassandra.fi/ajt/kuvat/asma.gif

is she related to Wiz?

I don't think so, I assume it's a common Arabic family name.

hey what happened to whashername, the chick from Jekyll/Bionic Woman?

i voted for the number 69 because i am both bill and ted at the same time, and i could have been burned worse, I think.

Loveless

Hahahahaha that Estela post is fucking majestic.

Not sure i understand the rule about not mentioning names, but fuck it i voted for Maggie Gyllenhaal

This creature makes the list? Seriously?

http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tarareid.jpg

Well, this is nice.

and isn't it ironic?

haven't heard of half of these either - seems like a bad list full of famous-but-not-hot names who were in it ten years ago. surprised to see no J Lo, Girls Aloud or Kylie at the same time tho, this being FHM readers poll.

oh wait it's american FHM huh

THIS POLL CHEAPENS US ALL

because no jennifer connelly

naah, just you.

GILLIAN ANDERSON RIP

Where the fuck is Amerie?

87.Madonna

lol repressed homos

Not sure i understand the rule about not mentioning names, but fuck it i voted for Maggie Gyllenhaal

-- Ste, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:41 (3 hours ago) Link

I just thought it'd be funny if we only referred to numbers, but noone stuck with it so oh well.

blake lively and no leighton meester makes this whole thing clearly ill-thought-out

-- akm, Thursday, April 24, 2008 12:23 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

truth bomb

26???????????????

(I'll continue to honour the fire.)

Where the fuck is Amerie?

-- chap, Thursday, 24 April 2008 12:15 (52 minutes ago) Link

Not famous in America.

hey, 26 had nude pix and is older than 11, or Abbott's suggestion for that matter.

older than #11 on the list, not older than the age 11. no teenpop-o.

teen poppage?

like the way Britney manages to just about sneak in at the bottom. awild card entry if you will.

99 is their Lifetime Achievement honorarium or something. They shd have a THANKS FOR THE POPPAGE insert featuring her greatest hits (and best nude Photoshops).

31 and 29 totally got hosed.

how is nuts mag favourite keeley hazell even known in america?

sex tapes make the news everywhere even if the celebrity isn't really famous in this country.

see also 17?

Britney Spears?????

Ha -- I meant 100 when I was talking about 99; 99 shouldn't be anywhere near the list until she has a sandwich or turns into 74's identical twin.

Math is hard.

No Allison Skotte renders the list worthless.

^^^^ take it to Deadspin

It's the FHM 100 Sexiest Women list. How worthwhile do you really expect it to be?

And what's with 10 at 10? She's not "sexy" surely?

wtf guys, where are Elizabeth Hurley, Amy Winehouse, and the Queen Mum?

I don't even know who Megan Fox is.

I knew I wasn't the only one.

79.Christine Lakin
77.Paris Hilton

^^ FHM reasserting the pecking order of The Hottie And The Nottie

Heidi Montag does NOT deserve to be right behind Charlize Theron, who does NOT deserve to be all the way down there

I would say that Charlize hasn't been in any movies (that anyone saw) in the past couple years, but that's true of at least half the actresses on this list.

Ha I was going to say OMG NO LOHAN but they stuck her in @ 16 while daydreaming about that SNL Harry Potter skit.

Heidi Montag does NOT deserve to be right behind Charlize Theron, who does NOT deserve to be all the way down there

-- Surmounter, Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:59 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

can't really be bothered to type in joek here

who the fuck is leeaann tweeden

this list is blind, hayden panettiere looks like a mole dipped in bronze

lol

for the first time in history, I agree with Surmounter on the appearance of a famous woman.

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/125/Lee_Ann_Tweeden_016.jpg

where is Christine Bleakley

I don't even know who Megan Fox is.

-- Bill Magill, Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:54 PM (Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:54 PM) Bookmark Link

I knew I wasn't the only one.

-- Tuomas, Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:57 PM (Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:57 PM) Bookmark Link

Megan Fox is the girl with the midriff in Transformers.

37 but no Tania Raymonde?

anyway, no helen mirren either, so it's just a list of '100 shiniest girls' really.

http://www.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/megan_fox_01.jpg megan fox, she's pretty, in that sexy way

PVMIC

what the f, sorry so big, geez.

I guess taste counts for nothing looking at that list!
Of the ones i've heard of anyway.

Shouldn't it be called "Top 100 destined never ever have a chance with girls", as voted for by spotty seventeen year old virgins?

http://challops.com/images/1.gif

I voted for Kaley Cuoco. Number 21. Just coz.

has there ever been a list of women posted on the internet where the resulting discussion didnt mostly mean nerds falling over themselves to talk about how this one needs to gain weight and that one is too fake and where are all the real looking girls

go to voyeurweb or something

How the hell did this thread turned hard & serious?

That's what she said!

has there ever been a list of women posted on the internet where the resulting discussion didnt mostly mean nerds falling over themselves to talk about how this one needs to gain weight and that one is too fake and where are all the real looking girls

-- max, Thursday, April 24, 2008 1:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

why do you think I started the thread!?

max needs a sandwich

Whatever Happened To All The Real Bitches?

Have I ever said how much I enjoyed the performance of number 13 in Ghost Rider?

INTERNET HARDMAX

Whatever Happened To All The Real Bitches?

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:15 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

All 100 (well, 101) women on this list are better writers than Julie Burchill.

Too bad Heave Ho can't offer his input.

I never thought Charlize Theron was cute UNTIL...

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/05/10/13/arrested.jpg

Mister F!

Alizee should be on this list.

I'm just going to lock the fucking thread if you people can't get with it

"take it to deadspin" otm

MAX HARDROOM

HEY YOU KNOW WHOS THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD??

MY GIRLFRIEND <3 <3 <3 <3

barf

Mom's pissed off now.

Yes why doesn't 'your girlfriend' come in at number one? All the world's girlfriends would be happier about their boyfriend's FHM subscription.

abs if yr boyfriend has a FHM subscription you might want to dump him

No, no, he just gets shitty trade magazines he never subscribed to like "Lazer Focus World" and Lab Animal," and the magazine he actually subscribed to is "Game Informer."

http://prblog.typepad.com/strategic_public_relation/images/time_person_of_year_2006.jpg

actually it should be "Sexiest Person Of The Year: YouPorn."

The sexiest women I know, at least when talking about looks, was actually this girl I dated a couple of years ago. To me she looked better than any supermodels or people like that, but I do have an unconventional taste. For example, skinniness is usually a turn-off to me, I have almost a tummy fetish.

challenging o-Finn-ions

i have been deeply challenged by your opinion, tuomas

Here's the Finnish woman who was SCANDALOUSLY text messaging the Finnish Foreign Minister:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/31/minister1_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1137986,00.jpg

She is the only sex-related Finnish woman I have heard about, possibly ever.

for potential Ms. Tuomases --

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/recipes/2404001075_monte-cristo-sandwiches-recipe.jpg

I don't know, at least people seem to be complaining about the realer-looking girls here, even if they're complaining about their fake parts

at least some people

I think Tara Reid is kinda cute, btw

*ducks*

I think most of the complaints on this thread draw from the fact that you can't make a three-digit list like this without grandfathering in a bunch of women who looked hot in a rom-com 8 years ago, but haven't really been particularly attractive and/or famous for a long time.

(xpost case in point)

this thread is a self-hating sausage-fest

I think most of the complaints on this thread draw from the fact that you can't make a three-digit list like this without grandfathering in a bunch of women who looked hot in a rom-com 8 years ago, but haven't really been particularly attractive and/or famous for a long time this thread is a self-hating sausage-fest

needs more porn stars

I gave up pretty fast on looking these people up, but the Olly Girl that doesn't look like an alien is attractive

threads like this wouldn't exist without self-love.

I should've asked Dom to start this thread so it'd be clear that the intent was more about lolz than nerd bonerz.

. . .so where are the lols supposed to come from????

LOL TITTIES

bell labs otm

I can start a new thread up with the details in if you want? xxxp

sexy photoes

She has publicly expressed her strong interest in existentialism and posed the question on adultdvdtalk.com an online adult forum "how many porn-stars are existentialist"?

sexy photoes

subtle

needs more indie 'no mary louise parker, no credibility' type posts?

write in: marc loi

needs more indie 'no mary louise parker , no credibility' type posts?

I wouldn't know, but aren't FHM and its ilk sort of premised on the maintenance of a bright line between pron and a more socially acceptable content form?

needs more indie 'no mary louise parker, no credibility' type posts?

this is implicit in milo's blonde-dissing

oh noes where is cat power!!!!!?

^^^ take it to Dom's thread

(gabb not bell)

where is karen o?????????

WHERE IS BETH DITTO??!?!?

the indie chicks poll was done already. this is for guys who actually have sex ;)

^^^ take it to Dom's thread

don't read dom threads; no idea what you're talking about

Jessica Tandy, LOL more like JESSICA CANDY

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1363.jpg

oic

where is my curvy colombian wife?

where's my curvy colombian wife??
xpostlololol

where the indie girls go

(x-post)

This is not my Colombian house!
This is not my Colombian wife!

blake lively and no leighton meester makes this whole thing clearly ill-thought-out

-- akm, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

truth

She has publicly expressed her strong interest in existentialism and posed the question on adultdvdtalk.com an online adult forum "how many porn-stars are existentialist"?

Partial filmography
Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge
Sasha Grey Superslut
Slut Puppies #2
Teenage Anal Princess #5
Boundaries
Feeding Frenzy 9

Porn is much less degrading when the ladies are described as princesses, really.

Dirtpipe Duchesses 9

No Louise Wener?

Who cares, big trouble in little china is on!!!

Lock thread.

I watched Resident Evil Apocolypse instead, what a mistake.

no marion cotillard no credibility. srsly.

ok im voting 77 then w/o even looking at who it is

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh god

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

roffle roffle roffle roffle

I looked at the list, have never heard of at least 1/2 of these people.

voted for #51

no eva green? really?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

is naomi watts too old or something?

i guess i will vote #10

Sometimes it's like you can hear Alex in Baltimore beating off on these threads.

"these threads"? what are the other ones? am I suddenly the new Calum because of this one?

i mean i can see thinking I'm a jackass because of this thread but it's not like i was half the drooling horndog as, say, any dude on any thread about Mad Men.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

lol

^this

pretty
nerdy
boobs
boobs
indie
nerdy
boobs

I voted for kari byron, no idea who she is but if we married and i took her name I'd be Byron Byron.

2 votes for Kardashian? yuck.