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― chap, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
joelne what a bitch tryin 2 take dolly's man if sum1 did try now i bet all ov dolly's fans wud kill her lol xD
kewlenchanted (15 minutes ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply it was so funny that i accidentally spit food on my computer. Lol. :) itekisan (1 hour ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply ROTFL ;) Zer0Suii (1 hour ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply Rofl. oray39 (3 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam -1 Good comment Poor comment Reply r u cereal? hajlajfftw (6 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply HAHAHA NAJS :D aLperX90 (8 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply Hayy A.q senin boş yere kotaya işledi..v :D jokixxx007 (9 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam +1 Good comment Poor comment Reply omg XD Trac3ri (9 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply haha i laughed during the whole clip ! :P MARCK241971 (10 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply THAT WAS AWSOME! christ300390 (11 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply jajaja lol jajaja...
― gr8080, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
samdude14 (16 hours ago) I dont get it . He was looking 4 a job and he found one , so how is he miserable ?
hatemachine777 (16 hours ago) Well, jobs are usually miserable. You obviously want to do something much more fun, like hang out all day or something.
― Bodrick III, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
Any ICP video posted on youtube has basically the same set of comments. To wit:
missjuggalette4life (1 hour ago) Show Hide Marked as spam +1 Poor comment Good comment Reply | Spam woo ! greatest band ever :]
MMFWCL krazy5000 (2 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam +1 Poor comment Good comment Reply | Spam all the people who say they hate icp and hate juggalos just want to make fun of someone to make their shitty self feel better but if someone doesnt like icp and they just dont like their stuff but dont just bag on them thats allright krazy5000 (2 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam +1 Poor comment Good comment Reply | Spam no it doesnt and even if you dont like violent j he is one of the most talented rapper that there ever was and will be
― saudade, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)
fourside | November 04, 2006 (Block User) Wow, I am nearly speechless. You called Borat a "shit actor" - you truly have no brain.
― badg, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
ihttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2227654487_b96a46f88a_o.jpg
the dialogue between grossberger and SR7 makes me think of a meeting of morons in a modern day madchester indie club toilet
― NI, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 11:15 (eighteen years ago)
damn when did the ihttp thing stop working!?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2227654487_b96a46f88a_o.jpg
two years ago?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 11:20 (eighteen years ago)
any joy re "night facilities" "daft punk"?
― blueski, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
samdude14 reminds me of me
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
tiaraistinkerbellfan (6 days ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Good comment Poor comment Reply why are you hatin so much gosh obviously you seem too like for to watch videos about....because if you hadn't watched her performances then you wouldn't know whether she could be a legend or not....she has a word in dictionary already not everyone can get a word in the dictionary like that...can you
― Nicole, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
peeenisss (47 seconds ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam big tits and dick-suckin' lips are the only qualifications for my babysitters. i don't give a shit if they beat or touch my kids so long as i get a little 15-year-old road head when i drive them home. wait, that's not true. i don't drive them all the way home. i toss em out of the car after i cum on their face. what use are they to me after that?
― sanskrit, Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
kcrane29 (1 month ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam Yea you guys gotta be the biggest bunch of douche bags....you must be failed musicians or something that cant make it so you wanna dis one of the biggest bands out there. If they sucked so bad then they wouldn't sell millions and millions of records everytime they put one out. Go play in traffic dipshits. Unkindsky (1 month ago) Show Hide -1 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam Dude, the Goo Goo Dolls are awesome. If you can't use the real song then please don't make a video using .midi files....midi files are shitty anyway, so of course if you use the effing .midi files then they are going to suck. Plus...bagpipes are awesome. If you are going to dis someone's music, please back it up rather than say "oh it sucks" and give no reason. Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter) JustRockin264 (1 month ago) Show Hide +1 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam First of all FUCK U...U are FUCKING ASSHOLES...I wanna see u make better music than the Goo Goo Dolls... But ur just DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=IF0J7RmOsG0
― jeremy waters, Monday, 26 May 2008 13:50 (eighteen years ago)
lol wtf
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 26 May 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
bots?
― jeremy waters, Monday, 26 May 2008 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/39/Smithposter.jpg/250px-Smithposter.jpg
― snoball, Monday, 26 May 2008 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
not really moronic but...
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― Just got offed, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
-- Bodrick III, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
how is this moronic
― and what, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)
yeah hatemachine777 otm!
come to ilx hatemachine777 YOUNG HOOS thread will welcome you for sure
― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
LaurenFromMI (4 days ago) Show Hide Damn everyone has to comment how old they were when the damn song came out. Who the fuck cares man. Face it you are old now, headed toward a certain death...lol
Rosesdream (4 days ago) Show Hide Even Young people die. My nephew was only 2 1/2 months old. Nobody knows when their time is up.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
From a karaoke video of "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees
I'd say that's classick.
― Bimble, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)
Youtube video comments are the new IMDB message boards (which in turn was the new video game message boards).
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)
TAXtheAtheist (2 days ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam Sam is a Jew, cloaked in atheism. Sam has Jewsih Aggressions about Him.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 13 July 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)
ramitupursnout (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics for this?
killbucket1 (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Lyrics: Hey.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xd44PWZGzg)
― goole, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)
the1andonlybigh (1 day ago) 0 Replyi could of made like 30 drinks in the time it took him to do that, lol yea it looks good, but its more juggling than anything, ive been bartending for 10 years, and this stuff is okay in some areas, i dont' know y i looked it up, just felt like it, but anywho, if i went to a bar to drink any the barkeep was doing this garbage, i wouldn't tip, because it took 2 minutes to make a simple vodka tonic, and he dug the glass right in the ice, i hate when bartenders do that, so freaking dirty and unsafe
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
this punchline made me snort like a pig
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 2 October 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
this type of music has been around for decades. It's called Dark Ambient. This is nothing special. Also, the members look like they take it from behind on the regular. The sounds are cool, but like I said, nothing extraordinary.
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:26 (seventeen years ago)
☺☺♥♥Post♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥This♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥If♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥You♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥Dedicated♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥this♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥song♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥to♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥someone♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥you♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥love♥♥☺☺
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 8 November 2008 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
puffinstuffsmum (43 minutes ago) Show Hide0 Poor comment Good commentMarked as spamReply | SpamWell, he were defo tellin lies when he said "I don't have a gun".
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Saturday, 22 November 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)
kerrang99 (6 days ago) +1 Reply | SpamAt 2:31 they have incorparated Jeff Buckleys Brilliant Song Called Hallelujah
― John Harris buying a toaster (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/sp.jpg
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 12 January 2009 01:58 (seventeen years ago)
EditorLarenZ (5 months ago) Show Hide -6 Poor comment Good commentMarked as spamReply | SpamStop sucking Madlibs dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.
― and what, Monday, 12 January 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)
holy shit dude's grammar is straight
― FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)
Serge G Show HideMarked as spamReply | SpamI'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
― FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 03:42 (seventeen years ago)
Not moronic, but recent comments on Usher's "Trading Places":
tarisha2009 (9 minutes ago) I love this video and song. I wish that was me. hell he can do all that stuff on me. shit I would love for him to do that.Usher is so sexy in this video well everywhere he is sexy!!!! I wish he give it to me.I want to kiss his abs and chest.
steph090590 (49 minutes ago) i NEED to be her i need to expeience this omg this makes me want to become an actress model w/e the hell she is to do this with him this video is so hot and so is he
― Eazy, Monday, 12 January 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
Lately I have been trolling youtube the cowards way by thumbs downing all positive comments and thumbs upping all negative ones. This I mainly do on Lady GaGa videos, I mute the laptop first.
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)
And we can't read your poker face.
― Hard like armour, Monday, 12 January 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)
READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASEIT'S NOT ABOUT BALLROOM BALLS!!!
EDIT (8/11/08): I'm not going to be replying to anymore comments. One, because some of you will never figure out what this song is about. Two, it get's tiring. Three, I don't like being mean to people. If this gets anyworse I'm just disabling comments. I can't deal with this anymore. But, thanks for all the laughs.
Also, frow Wiki:"The song is ostensibly about a person who hosts social balls, with constant double entendres about sexual activities and testicles"
Ostensibly - From appearances alone
Will that settle it?
― 8. Opeth - Watershed (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
babscabs1987 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam this video is pointless.you can turn a sphere inside out, but its no ordinary sphere, its this made of an abstract elastic material.well fuck a lucka ding dong.how very boring. come back when you can turn a basket ball inside out. assholes.
― cindy (goole), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
10/10
― cool like a bass (latebloomer), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
felippedamaso (1 week ago) FUCK HITLER!
TigerMilitia (5 days ago) Show HideFUCK YOU!
JacobzGreen (2 days ago)Comment removed by author
― Pashmina, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
Haha, fuck a lucka ding dong
― chap, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
chap otm
― Whiney G. Weingarten (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
TheMrMarilyn (10 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam
This is such a great track!! Mz Carey can hit notes that only DOGS can hear...LoL!! Brilliant production and brilliantly sung too!! Mariah really kicks the crap outta this tune!! Jerry O'Connel looks fit as well!! A+
juzzlikethat (9 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam
huakakakkaa really? not only dog, i can hear it too.
― Hard like armour, Monday, 13 April 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/2ewyt8w.gif
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)
Stop sucking Madlib's dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.
― steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Monday, 4 May 2009 10:22 (seventeen years ago)
forloveoffilm (6 months ago) Show Hide+7Reply | SpamI got my first erection looking at a photo of Theda Bara. From that moment on, the 'type' was decided for me. Sadly, when I grew up there were no women who fit that mold.
― mroo (Pashmina), Monday, 4 May 2009 10:29 (seventeen years ago)
Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamThe only REAL thing here my fakking American friend, is that I'm Norwegian and can trace my blood back to Erik the Mad in 1070! YOU my friend should shut the FAKK up! You are a FAKKING american - and know NOTHING about Norway and extreme metal! Odin is great! And I call upon you a curse from Valhall! You FAKKING VANNABE Norwegian!You WILL soon regret what you just said!annunnemesis (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamI am indian and germanic. And i do not know what the fuck your talking about. I never commented on this band. Learn to read dickhead...Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamBut you my fakk, I'm Norwegian and I can trace my blood back to 1070. You are garbage, fakking American! Don't tell me what this music is about? ok? You fakking American FAKK! Shut up! ok?! Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!
― tzzt (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 May 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
"Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!"
\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
― tzzt (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 May 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
nped1 (4 days ago) Show Hide +1 Marked as spam Reply
This song giving me the goose
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
odie720706 (2 months ago) -7 Reply | Spam聽她彈奏完,有種恐怖的感覺。這首曲子殺氣騰騰,誰知道他彈完站起來之後仍面帶微笑,十足的殺 手樣。我的意思是真的彈的很棒啦,尤其是結束後鞠躬前的那傾城微笑,彷 彿像是戰勝了十面而來的埋伏,帶著得意的笑容走出戰場。
NamekujiSmash (3 weeks ago) -2 Reply | Spamdude I don't know what that means but you got 7 thumbs down for it haha
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Friday, 22 May 2009 12:27 (seventeen years ago)
untamedromeo (1 week ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReplyLate with this I know, but living on this grey little hopeless island forces us into 2 things : being quite lazy and having a good time. Dont ever invade our island though cause we will fight to the end and we invent loads of shit. Although im Scottish so im British only through circumstance. Uch just ignore all of that.
― Stobby Buld (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2009 07:37 (sixteen years ago)
ziapina (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply hip hop is not what it is today
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 June 2009 09:51 (sixteen years ago)
tehpeh (14 hours ago)looks like a piece of carp
skaterboy0255 (12 hours ago)you spell like a piece of carp
― am0n, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)
Can't think of any right now but I remember laughing out loud many times reading the comment sections.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 14 August 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
Quality bump!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)
Q: Would the Excelsior thread be improved if it was all just posts about "hey I read something that made me laugh on some thread or other, but it's gone now"?
― James Joyce da 5'9 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2009 06:01 (sixteen years ago)
hip hop is not what it is today
hahaha wtf does that even mean?
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
My bf trolls YT now and then when he's bored, I should see if I can find some of his.
haw, i still laugh over "hip hop is not what it is today"
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 August 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
01manchesterunited (13 hours ago)lets all hail satan the real god of gods!
Necr0Cys2topsY (6 hours ago)satan and god doesn't exist.
intothevoid92 (1 hour ago)So do your grammar skills.
― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
Hahaha.
― chap, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGJy2EHCMQ
man that bass drum is so crisp! that is the penultimate kick drum sound.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
hahahahahaaaaa
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 October 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
one of my new faves:
TheMaineStream (1 day ago)if u dont love steve perry u dont love america
― Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)
Pet Shop Boys - Domino Dancing (HD)
Ovito85 (2 hours ago) too bad alot dont know what this song is about
supersebas112233 (16 hours ago) wow thats an old video its from the eighties. and you can see ricky martin very young at:4:01-4:03 and more times!!
twotoneandy73 (18 hours ago) theres always a woman at the cause of a mans problems lol
JJLethoF1 (1 day ago) ... this song brought me really intense recordations from my adolescence...
― one boob is free with one (daavid), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSbvEsynu2M
123Steven1991 reminds me of ma brother dure cunt
scratchmaster101
crap!
evry1sdumseptme
lol
TheEeyoreluver
Justaballer94
Lol that would be funnt if eeyore was like transform!
gokudabomb1
no way!!!the voice behind Toonami and Optimus Prime!!!how did i miss that!!!
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)
cardboredlove97 (2 days ago) 0 Reply | Spammy friends hair is parrallel to her BUTT and she has some issues and her name is Harvicka and she cant cut her hair so thanx for the tip lady
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 November 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
$lipKnight09
they should have a jamaican dude rappin er singin with this er both at once, it has the whateva jamaican drum goin, also should have a more soarin chorus with a wave synth er rain synth er rain stick goin, maybe make more dynamic, maybe toss some indian war whoops er injin sangin not sayin anythin in particular, add some tribal drums, er bongos pitch matched with the mid synth pattern, add a large deep drum on the one and two beats add some wood block er the the plastic ones with higher pitch
Abelyjak
In Poland we say "zajebiste!" that means: so fucky good!
― where are that man's pants? :-( (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
I think that's a good comment!
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
it's very zajebiste!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
Zajebiste, matkojebca!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
your name is antsdick, what do you know about anything in the world?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
scriv123456 (1 year ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamthis is english pool. you pot the black 8 ball you lose. i should know i am english
BigDave297 (1 year ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamNope, if you pot the black on the break, its an re-rack. Rules on Brittsh Pool have changed.
scriv123456 (1 year ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamis it ok thx for telling me
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
ok y'all ready for this one
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)
djerryi (3 months ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamHaha but after Bergtatt there came Nattens Madriga! I think this music is fine to!
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide -1Marked as spamReply | Spamtoo high pitch for me, deffinitively a fuck up. if i listen to that album i have a headache
IvanSorath (3 months ago) Show Hide+1Marked as spamReply | Spamhey nattens Madrigal is fucking awesome
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide -1Marked as spamReply | Spamgood riffs terrible production, why they abandoned bergatt production is beyond me. i cant listen to something that gives me a headache no matter how good it is
Footballboy50 (3 months ago) Show Hide -1Marked as spamReply | Spamholy shit dude. get a life
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide -2Marked as spamReply | Spamnice imput. go play football and eat my shit
Footballboy50 (3 months ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamfirst game tomorrow actually. ha no thanks
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide+2Marked as spamReply | Spamyou must be what 17 yrs old. when i was your age i was thinking about how to kill people. the youth of today is pathetic.
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)
that is actually the single greatest youtube comment ever and you are not allowed to disagree
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
hork13 (24 minutes ago) +1 Reply | Spamthat was some awesome vibrato, reminscent of Ol' Dirty Bastard
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 20 December 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)
wtf@
JordanSaxmar (4 days ago) -1 ReplyHi! Please check out the song "Heat" I wrote for Beyonce's new fragrance:
watch?v=NslXIaJNnv0
Enjoy!
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
bongsession (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamhaha ur an idiot, cappuccino* is a type of coffee, cappadonna is the rappermtoor102 (13 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamwho the fuck is cappachino? u mean cappadonnaTermanology0 (3 days ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamwu member rankings. lyrical this is the best rankings.5. Cappachino4. Inspectah Deck3. Raekwon2. Ghostface Killah1. GZA
― Roger Sánchez Broto (vain_bowers), Sunday, 10 January 2010 13:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/154821/YOUTUBE-COMMENT.jpg
:D
― jabba hands, Monday, 12 April 2010 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
hahahaha
― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 April 2010 17:24 (sixteen years ago)
ugh lawyer was so fake
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 22 April 2010 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
patrickledford420 @ksbg247 yeh but im sure if heaven exists as in the bible its full of rapist and hell is full of good people i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists
― BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Saturday, 24 April 2010 09:43 (sixteen years ago)
BrianWilsonfan1 1 month ago somebody help me meet a dreamy girl, i know who she is, she's a celebrity, i think she lives in santa monica, california, i'd really love to sit with her and just listen to this beach boys kinda music and relate to her on this level..............she seems like a real california gal :^)
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
Shouldn't that be on the Lindsay Lohan thread.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
More tragic than moronic, I`d say.
― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
CommanderEyad5 days agoShe Is amazing and wonderful and attractive And Have Amazing Boobs
― GENE PITNEY'S SWEATER BY KANDAHAR (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
Motherload here on the "Ask Elmo" a question youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ3rjXSsRns
headacherack6 minutes agoIf you ever get to visit Mexico, do you think they will kidnap you, then rape you, then cut your throat and throw you out in the desert to die? hmmmmm?
hunerman121 hour agoHow bigs you dick Elmo
Lixouar6 hours agoelmo, do you fuck gay horses on a daily basis?
HasbaraMatata11 hours agoElmo, why did you ruin Sesame Street, robbing the puppets of their psychological quirks, by just being the dumbed-down "cute" one?Also: Why wont the Jews just leave White nations alone? Why do they have to bankrupt them, corrupt them morally, fill them with foreigners and manipulate the populace into killing Muslims in foreign wars for Israel?
Spartanoffaith18 hours agoElmo, have you ever struck a child in anger?
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
Lowest kind of scum.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
would have preferred to post this into a thread called "hilarious youtube comments" or something because i dont think this is moronic just really funny but i didnt feel like starting a new thread
I USED TO LIKE OLD MUSIC AND ROCK MUSIC AND 80'S SHIT AND STUF. BUT THN I GOT TO 8TH GRADE AND SERIOUSLY DAT SHIT AINT KOO GOTTA BE A G FUK DAT OLD LIFE NIGGA YA FEEL ME LEAVE DAT SHIT BEHIND AND START BEING A G BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
― chronicles of ridically (samosa gibreel), Sunday, 3 October 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
!!!! <3
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 October 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
I love the fact that on many youtube vids where there's a girl dancing around in skimpy clothing, if the face isn't clearly shown for a few seconds, a bunch of insecure Youtubers start posting "THAT'S A GUY" (ie, "THAT PHOTO LOOKS SHOPPED").
― it takes a nation of will.i.ams to hold us back (San Te), Sunday, 3 October 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
roxy knows whats up
― chronicles of ridically (samosa gibreel), Sunday, 3 October 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
was a comment on the video for "magic" by pilot btw
― chronicles of ridically (samosa gibreel), Sunday, 3 October 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
Comments on posts of video game music are usually awful, but the comments on this is well into o_O territory.
― third-strongest mole (corey), Sunday, 3 October 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
not sure if its moronic but def o___O
Hasbara20006 days agothis song is a hail song for hitler and one man of the group is neo-naziit's not latin in the begining, its hebrew and they say they'll kill all jews"לא רוצה עוד אתכםאשנא דתכםהייתי כאן לפני כולםבינתיים אני אהרוג אתכםהייתי כאן לפני כולם"
it's not latin in the begining, its hebrew and they say they'll kill all jews
"לא רוצה עוד אתכםאשנא דתכםהייתי כאן לפני כולםבינתיים אני אהרוג אתכםהייתי כאן לפני כולם"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icux4A18ljA
― the-aderam (diamonddave85), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
i kind of wonder if that's true tbh
― Mannsplain Steamroller (goole), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
I remember loads of rumours that they were racist going round when that song was big!
― A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
probably stemming from this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulf_Ekberg#Skinhead_activities
― DJP, Friday, 5 November 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
In 1998 some of his old songs was released on the compilation album Uffe was a Nazi!. Including songs like Rör inte vårt land (Don't touch our land), Vit makt, svartskalleslakt! (White Power, blask head slaughter) and a translated cover of Skrewdriver's Smash the IRA.
― Mannsplain Steamroller (goole), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
whoaa did not know that
― the-aderam (diamonddave85), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
but regardless i'd like to know if he's really singing "kill the jews" in hebrew in that song!
― Mannsplain Steamroller (goole), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
#marv222221 month ago
@foxygrandpa991 1. i'm not a cunt.. sorry 2. i'm surely not gonna shut my mouth because you tell me.. 3. there's a huge difference between just reading a comment or getting into one of those idiotic youtube-comment-discussions as you can find themem below every fuckin video.
― Adrian Roosevelt "Adie" Mike (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 November 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
#RussiaLove19056 hours ago 6
@RyanAndrewDickson Orchestra music is the best
Rap and R&B is gay
#TheMizfitMan7 hours ago 5
@RyanAndrewDickson Your gay. Only a complete retard would dis the foundations of music and call it gay. You have no musical taste whatsoever.
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
#Ah, the good old days of great entertainment... before the Taliban took over Hollywood.spoonido 3 months ago
? Doesn't even make any sense.
― Pashmina, Saturday, 18 December 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
The 25 people who dislike this legendary classic listen to fag shit like Justin Beaver, Krap$ha, Tokio Motel, Kimya Crapson and Amy Skankhouse. Fuck those 25 people.
jakemiller5000 1 day ago
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
Who knew S Club 7 fans were so full of bile?
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ tokio motel
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
It is a fantastic tune tho
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
ty for display name, jakemiller5000
― Krap$ha (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
Franz Krap$ha
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
I like how mild an insult Tokio Motel is. They're somewhat sub-standard and they know they are.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
Steve Krap$hta
― the act of seeing lil wayne, nicki minaj, and drake in threesome (cozen), Saturday, 15 January 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
"Kimya Crapson" pushed me over the edge into lolville for some reason. (if some snorting qualifies as lol)
― dell (del), Saturday, 15 January 2011 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
Krap$ha Hands Say Yeah
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
Ke$ha tought me how 2 be myself
Katy Perry taught me how to express myself
P!nk taught me how to have a good time even though your unpopular
Music is a big part of my life it's life lessons =)
HoneyCupz37 13 hours ago 30
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
this one isn't technically YouTube, but posting one of my all-time favorites from the alt.music.slayer newsgroup -- dating back to 1999:
CrimsonMan said
"> ....putting words into my mouth? If you DON'T think I am one hell if an > intellect....you are ignorant. "
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
Not youtube but LOL, read the comments section:
http://www.healthandfitnessadvice.com/the-healthy-skeptic/the-shake-weight-gets-a-do-not-buy-recommendation.html
― emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
on lauryn hill's "mystery of iniquity":
dopedope22 (1 year ago)
This Is So Deep man It Makes You Think And By The Way SHe Is Talkin About The Illuminati
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
I was traditional to do the Spring Maypole dance in spring at elementary schools in the USA in the 1950's and early 1960's-after that, John F. Kennedy ushered in mandatory physical education, and athletic exhibitions(to copy the Russians) were held instead---first wiping out of Western Culture
kjws3 1 year ago
― harrumph. (los blue jeans), Sunday, 1 May 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
this made me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-WBaSNrTQ
― gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
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@metalkat77 ...and to make love with he after of course ;-) TheRunner75 7 months ago 97
― dell (del), Saturday, 13 August 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)
yes, i'm "dell", but you probably know me by my youtube name, "TheRunner75"
― dell (del), Saturday, 13 August 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McF7ImZH7WY
THIS SONG IS FUKKEN EPIC CUZ I FEEL THAT ITS ABOUT GANJA OR WEED OR WATEVERMrThuglifegangsta69 4 months ago
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 23 September 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
im such a replay button murderer on this song
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 01:22 (fourteen years ago)
Posted on Postman Pat's PET SEMATARY [not for children]:
Cemetery. The place where you (legally) bury people, or animals, is a 'cemetery'.
Hogmagandy 1 week ago
― The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
To all you fake gaytarded dipshits who think I'm "out of my depth", judging from a glance at my Youtube channel and being completely ignorant of my real works, you will have your foot in your mouth when my books on Polytonal theory, nondiatonic scalar theory, and refutation of Decartes come out. You are way out of YOUR depth and seek to appear cultured and intelligent yet have no idea of what what that really means and therefore try shoot down every innovative mind in your prescence.intervalkid 8 months ago
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
i like to think that's the epigraph at the front of his first book
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
"also for my mom"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8_WH5aRqo
ha, mate jus found out he might have the clap! amazin timin!MrBellamella89 2 years agoThat's the risk you run when you're 'Kissing In The Dark'. Too bad. Maybe he learned his lesson and will be more careful in future. Always use a condom.Best wishesMetairie RoadMetryRoad in reply to MrBellamella89 (Show the comment) 2 years ago
MrBellamella89 2 years ago
That's the risk you run when you're 'Kissing In The Dark'. Too bad. Maybe he learned his lesson and will be more careful in future. Always use a condom.
Best wishes
Metairie Road
MetryRoad in reply to MrBellamella89 (Show the comment) 2 years ago
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Sunday, 27 May 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SRDIE4LS8This is a lose lose for animal lovers. If that turtle was a person like all animals supposedly are then he must have been having an awesome time up there Lewis C.K. style. But if that turtle wasn't having the time of his life then we all have to admit that maybe animals are just animals, but that still don't mean we shouldn't give a fuck about them. So yeah, fuck whoever did this.SilkAMV 3 days ago
― The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
Manuel Guthrie 5 months agoGirls have so much Wiews on youtube Because Men think all the time on Sex
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
Robert Napier
Robert Napier 1 year ago
lol You paid silly money for something thats only worth £20-$40 in parts.
lol·reptiskate
reptiskate 1 year ago
I didn't pay a gotdamn penny for it bud.· 2 in reply to Robert NapierRobert Napier
Thats actually pretty neat then. My post was rather cunty, but I just find it absurd that anyone would pay their asking price. Considering the effect it produces and the parts used. $150 is a joke.· in reply to reptiskatereptiskate
In the boutique pedal world, you're not always paying for high-tech components and super-complicated circuits. You're mostly paying for the name, and usually high-quality, which is especially true for DBA. But girls are crazy, and will spend $150 on you on a whim in the right situation haha.
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― how's life, Friday, 1 March 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
after pfunkboy's antics tonight, how can we be sure you don't work for a boutique pedal firm
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
JaenisJoplin 3 days agoI cried all the way thru this documentary. You can take the girl out of the Spice, but You can't take Spice off the girl...
7madonna7 3 days agoi remember when spice girls comes out, i love them so much, i was a boy i mean now man ( sry bAd english) but i bay the spice girl parfume. and even today i still listen spice music. the music today is just stuiped
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 March 2013 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
stuiped
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
ilovespandex74 2 weeks ago
I hear this song and i am not gay
― 君ちゃん (clouds), Monday, 1 April 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)
- Helen Reddy
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
I hear this song and i am not gay
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
RE: "Yesterday"
napalm5 3 weeks agoShould have always been in a minor key. Its a sad reflective song
Aberinkulas 3 weeks agoToo bad you weren't there to give advice to PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY himself. There's a lot he needs to learn from napalm5 on youtubeLike 72
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:40 (thirteen years ago)
wow
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
(paul mccartney sock)
― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
this is some terrific work in this field: http://wint.co/kfc.htm
― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, 22 April 2013 08:05 (thirteen years ago)
jesus, Aberkinkulas got 72 likes.
― Pat Finn, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:48 (thirteen years ago)
i feel like that comment is a window unto the closet authoritarianism of youtube. for aberkinkulas, the internet is not a place for the free exchange of ideas, where people can talk openly about which recordings of beatles songs they prefer. i know he/she is probably in fourth grade but still, it's depressing.
― Pat Finn, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
Jacob Hershberger 1 week ago
this sound helps my bird fall a sleep
― love's secret borad (clouds), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 22 April 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
this page is incredible
― 乒乓, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://wint.co/kfc/kfc28.JPG
― love's secret borad (clouds), Monday, 22 April 2013 13:21 (thirteen years ago)
Amy Skankhouse
― marmite christ (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://wint.co/kfc/kfcman3.jpg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 April 2013 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
Rodney Davis 3 months agoI meant "ooooh! weeeeeee!" stupid auto correct Rodney Davis Rodney Davis 3 months agoooohhh! we were!
― "no, you can't be just some dude anymore." (some dude), Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)
well fuck a lucka ding dong
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 July 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
Listen to all the little kids dividing music into little micro genres to protect their cultural tribes and help define their own folklore. Back in the '70s, this was just "music" or "electronic disco". Today, ever musician has their own genre which is defined and everybody gets angry when you don't classify something the way they want it classified. And people get mad if sounds a certain way and isn't described the way they want. hahaha
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)
This film was gruesome in all ways, shakes, and form. This violence has to stop!!! Prophesies have been saying it's the end of the world.It is! But it's not because of the Ozone!!! It's because of mankind! We are destroying our selves! For many years people have been blaming the upbringing of children. It's not how the parents raise the children.......
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)
in all ways, shakes, and forms.
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:41 (twelve years ago)
no way, shape or form
― So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)
ZagRap89 7 months agoif u are a junky listen vilalobos and that other bullshitif u are a underground gangster listen GRANDE PEREZi am definitly a gangster from the underground, now fukk yourself :B
― cog, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)
Under a clip of Jimmy Clitheroe:
xela12345 3 years agoI can't help wondering, considering Jimmy never physically grew beyond the age of 8...how come he died? It seems kinda stupid to say so, but if people die from old age...
― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)
a comment on an interview with dylan carlson about drone music:
sverddansar77 2 years ago hey hgutfuck. you brainless kaukasian cocksucker are not allowed to tell us what good music is. this shit you are shit and your mother wishes you to drop dead.- keep on fucking goats iun sibiria. you greatst ASSHOLE of all times. the best music is arab music in this infidel world. but a barabar like you will never understand yoou subhuman,kiss my ass and learn english you nazi
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:05 (twelve years ago)
https://cl.ly/0X0b2I1e0f1S/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-02%20at%2015.44.53.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:11 (nine years ago)
And second?
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:44 (nine years ago)
"Fuck jobs! Wage slavery. Drudgery... Humans should be free to do more meaningful things than slaving away for a living... Use your imagination, be free! Take time to make the world a better more beautiful place, take care of your loved ones. Jobs are mostly doing tasks that help destroy the planet and produce and try to market a bunch of crap we don't even need and just ends up polluting the planet, destroying the ecosystems and habitats."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwyBmWxESA
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:49 (nine years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/XlVkfcB.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 16:57 (eight years ago)
I saw a comment on YouTube defending feminism as a "broad based movement". I mean, I guess so but I'm not sure that's the preferred terminology. Would have been my reply if I was foolish enough to ever comment on YouTube.
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 13:02 (five years ago)
RANCISCO TORRES2 years ago
my favorite part is when it starts and when it is about to finish good job
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 May 2023 22:33 (three years ago)
Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:52 (three years ago)