SASSIEST YOUNG THING ON ILX

i forgot to include myself u_u

WHO IS DAVE MUSTAINE

do i have to repost sassy.jpgs y/n

do you know, ive never seen an actual bassett hound before. only on tv

wait, should i have sassy.jpgs made for all contestants y/n

y

MAKE A SASSY JPG OF ALEX & MEEEEEEE

i voted for river wolf because i felt bad about last time. when he didn't get any votes.

http://www.history-of-rock.com/elvisdog.jpg

I would follow that little bald girl to any poll...

yes river wolf pwns this poll. It's time to give him an Oscar, because his awesomeness has been ignored too long.

my Aunt used to have a bassett/bloodhound xbreed. not very sassy i have to say, but still loveable.

side-ques: is sassy just a nice way of saying obnoxious?

jess when did you move to dc

People who are not allowed to vote = ones who don't understand the concept of "SASSY".

yr just mad because he forgot about you

beltway unity

no curt1s, no credibility

GUYS I DON'T MAKE THE SASSY.JPGS MYSELF, I GOTTA ASK NICELY AND PROMISE FAVORS FOR SASSY.JPGS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IMG PROGRAMS u_u

Who makes-ah the pictures-ah? I will give keeses.

People who are not allowed to vote = ones who don't understand the concept of "SASSY".

too late

I am teh sassy and not in the poll

i dunno why when i actually have a shitload to do my ilx posting increases tenfold

i do

do you mean Sassy sassy?

http://ypulse.com/images/sassybook.jpg

RIVERWOLF: "Vote for me or I shoot"

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6783/riverwolfgl6.jpg

i am sassier than JW and also my penis is bigger than his

this poll is rigged

FUK U WHARE M I?

xpost your penis is rigged

river wolf is hella sassy tho so I voted for him

elmo's new glasses are sassy, it's undeniable

GUYS HOLD YR VOTES UNTIL THE SASSY.JPGS ARE IN OK

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9718/svenoniuscm8.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6548/me06ex4.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8927/jonhatoo3.jpg

Mustaine to win, it's about time he caught a break. It's all Lars' fault, the little danish fucker.

FUCK LARS ULRICH

i dare u to make one for momus's cock

i don't need to see every sassy.jpg, river wolf just fills my heart with sass

i'm not subjecting ghost rider to that

i dare u to make one for momus's cock

how many times a day do i say that to myself

elmo, this thread isn't all about you. it's a thread for everyone.

river wolf just fills my heart with sass

"heart"

"sass"

u can't spell sass without ass

ok ally ;_; i am just sorry my sassiness has yet to be acknowledged, i will try to up my game

awww i'm just teasin ;_;

s4ss.

See, you can spell it with 'ass'

grady pretty sassy, too

lol u just using "sassy" to mean hot, admit it

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_beach2m_c6cfa57.jpg

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_faketuomasm_0c7f40e.jpg

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_gradym_77839f2.jpg

who is dat?

that is grady

here's max
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_maxm_dfc6ef6.jpg

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_mrquem_fb3d8af.jpg

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_fredbassm_87d888d.jpg

cuttyhorse and max winning on pics basis

its going to be hard to beat max afte that jpeg.

do they only get 1 pic attempt? i hope so. gotta be ruthless.

while we're at it:

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/PhHa-Russell%20Clark.jpg

rip 4eva

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_jiggersnorgm_87534a2.jpg

lol @ fred bassett

aw shiiiit (xp)

LJ's latest WDYLL was sassable iirc

ally u have the entirety of my facebook photo cache to choose from, plz don't screw this up for me

xpost

oh no :|

PLZ NOTE THAT POLL SAYS "LOUIS JAGGER" NOT "FAKE LOUIS JAGGER"

i want to make it clear that i have become much less sassy since that pic was taken

lol @ louis xpost.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/tommarksassy.jpg

its going to be very hard to beat anyone while standing next to five women giving me the thumbs down.

wait ppl can't just do their own sassy.jpgs yet, we are not thru with posting the contestants

yeah, when i win, i'm not sharing my crown with anyone

sweet sassy molassy

mr que is a contestant, and a formidable one at that

Que are you dude with phone in mouth?

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_nedweddingm_ce09e1f.jpg

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_perrym_b729e8a.jpg

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_schefandmorm_b2ca7e2.jpg

i am dude with the phone in his mouth, yes. though that photo should be labeled should FATTY not SASSY

the big guns (xpost)

lol way to block out ned's entire face

it's his tie that's sassy

lol @ nedsassy.jpg

that's not really the right knot for that kind of collar

Dan's is good but maybe an unfair advantage cos isn't that a wedding pic?

Mine's definitely an improvement!

NO FACE NO CREDIBILITY

mine is only 10% me for pity's sake

whine whine whine

lookit that tummy tho

no 'oh c'mon your head is bigger than that 'jokes

lookin' good lj

xpost
nice tits

You may all have the sass, but I'm the only one who can lick my own testicles.

"mine is only 90% me for pity's sake"

Momus, earlier

hahaha

xpost

Actually maybe Louis Jagger can.

A Bassett Hound, i dispute that given your body length.

kenan do one using my crazy smoky face digital pic

YES

You can be a write-in vote

wait morbius.jpg isn't loading now
http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_schefandmorm_b2ca7e2.jpg

TAKE IT TO ANOTHER THREAD UNLESS YR IN THE POLL

god who am i gonna vote for

OH WELL NOW IT'S WORKING UPTHREAD AND I LOOK STUPID, NO ONE VOTE FOR ADAM SCHEFTER JUST IN CASE ANYONE PLANNED TO, BECAUSE ADAM SCHEFTER IS RETARDED OR SOMETHING.

There's another pic of me floating on the Internets where I am making almost exactly the same face as snorggirl.

YOU aren't in the poll.

agony tits is definitely in the poll

i am sassier than JW and also my penis is bigger than his

Not if they are both erect.

I mean, both your penises, though the other interpretation is also valid.

i'm leaning toward the basset hound here but ned also makes a strong case

when you get around to doing Tuomas' one, can you use his self portrait/existential angst comic?

no, it must be telephone tuomas

but tuomas's one is done!

there were a lot to choose from, with tuomas u_u

still m.i.a.:

dave mustaine
momus's cock
nice guy eddy

I voted for Momus's cock.

who the hell is nice guy eddy?

and you're just gonna have to put up with the idea that ian svenonius is "momus's cock", jess

nathalie, do you have some knowledge of JW's penis?? i am appalled

themoreyouknow.jpg

it was a trade, i YSI exile on main street bootleg and in exchange he flashed his penis in front of his iSIGHT camera. this is why i am pregnant, i think.

http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/Nice%20Guy%20Eddie.jpg

xposts as per

I voted for Ned Raggett in order to fit in.

WAIT I SHOULD'VE USED CHRISTMASTREENED.JPG, I SHOULD'VE SENT THAT TO GHOST RIDER, FOR NED'S SUBMISSION, GUYS I DID EVERYTHING WRONG

garethphone.jpg

"Nice Guy Eddy" = Chuck Eddy?

http://www.rockcritics.com/interview/ceddy_society_living_chuck.jpg

what is he doing with that popple

pre-poppage

popplage

eew yuck guys

Dan I like the way you think

You are one fast typer, dude.

why does jaymc have a photo of chuck eddy in his bathrobe on his computer?

lol

First they came for the teenpop thread and I said nothing, because I wasn't all that into teenpop.

while i like the cut of riverwolf's jib, i hafta go with ghost rider because that's a sassy suit he's got on

OKAY WTF MY SUIT IS WAY SASSIER, PLUS FUCKING ELECTRIC GREEN SHIRT

(okay I am not compaigning for this on the internets, wtf me)

voted basset for proper bassetness

based on dress alone, dan wins

Why hasn't ILX innovated instant run-off polling yet?

the basset is a pretty strong contender

ghost rider is a sassy conversatonalist too

in the end, i voted for mustaine

I voted for agony tits ninja.

god im going to the be the river wolf of the sassy poll

Problem with Agony Tits's photo is you can't tell how disarmingly light his eyes are...the too-clear hazel thing is the kicker. Speaking of which do not even crow about your green shirt, you giant faker, you matched it to yr irises on purpose.

i voted for ghost rider. he made this all possible with his photoshop abilities, and also that IS a good suit.

Guys? .....guys?

i got your back max, i think

river wolf is going to be the scott seward of the sassy poll

sass = some degree of chest on show

lookin at you, ladies

ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR VOTE... ANYTHING.... SASSY!

abbott wuz robbed

max, rodman is voting for you

voted for que, b/c i will always associate him with this:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/yaji.jpg

that cow is the sassiest

wait why is that somethign that anyone would associate with mr. que?!

wait why is that somethign that anyone would associate with mr. que?!

b/c he posted it on the poppage thread & i found it amusing!

MAKE CRUTIS STEVEN ON THIS

ralph I knew you'd pull through

(someone remind me why I'm getting called "AGONY TITS" again?)

pollster's discretion

discress crutis please then i uderstand you are powrful

(someone remind me why I'm getting called "AGONY TITS" again?)

Oh Dan, don't be coy.

RIVER WOLF FTW

plus many on this list != young, I know for a fact dr morbius was born out-of-wedlock in 1845, second child of the jersey devil and a shetland pony

wow i didn't realise chuck eddy also looks like a paedophile

plus many on this list != young, I know for a fact dr morbius was born out-of-wedlock in 1845, second child of the jersey devil and a shetland pony

actually, i think you'll find that's one of the 550 things you didn't know about Dr Morbius

things you didn't know about dr morbius

things you didn't know about dr morbius

(morbs is SO not anything associated with new jersey, like the jersey devil & such)

actually yes, thats truer

wow i didn't realise chuck eddy also looks like a paedophile David Cross

team max

Actually, I think there's a vague resemblance to Nickalicious in that photo of Chuck E.

(morbs is SO not anything associated with new jersey, like the jersey devil & such)

OR SO THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE

i wish i knew why you all decided to put your cellphones in your mouths that one night

can someone explain?

everyone felt like getting really really sick, i think is what happened there

if you put it in your mouth and press the tip of your tongue against the AC plug, your body's natural electricity will give the phone a slight charge. Try it next time your phone is about to die!

it's kind of not a "one night" thing and a longish, boring story. some of us got into a competition to see who could fit their phone furthest into their mouth one night, because someone remarked on how bulky my old-ass cell phone is. that was like four people. a few pictures were taken of tom's impressive showing, and then other people in the dc group decided to take up the challenge too. so now it is a joke thing, that we do, to see how many people we can convince to put their cell phones in their mouths.

thank Christ momuscock.jpg is lost forever.

to see how many people we can convince to put their cell phones in their mouths

chicago totally fell for it

so did some of ny!

Wait, did any of you get further than Jeff?

if you put it in your mouth and press the tip of your tongue against the AC plug, your body's natural electricity will give the phone a slight charge. Try it next time your phone is about to die!

And if you leave your remote-control keys at home, you can still unlock your car by calling your house and licking the keyhole!

For reference:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/477663842_5e01604359_m.jpg

http://flickr.com/photos/allyzay/sets/72157600241599719/

the closest to that is probably alex but none of us got that kind of far ;_;

i also achieved total insertion, though at the expense of any resemblance to myself

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/480212666_ddc3e950d1.jpg

I look like a potato.

But you just said you didn't resemble yourself! </EasyJoke>

wait waht

frickin' GMT time

what does GMT stand for?

besides Greenwich Mean Time

You're all gonna die of mouf cancer.

basset edging out louis jagger by just one vote

congratulations big fuckoff otters with guns

woah i never saw this thread

Hastings = Sassy

dammit i have to start posting more and being sassy and young and amusing and/or a dog

aww poor JW

I AM SASSY X5

less than 1/3 as sassy as river wolf but more than 50% as sassy as agony tits

I misread that as "saggy"

NO CHAKI NO CREDIBILITY ;__;

going with the dictionary definition of sass -- "impertinent, disrespectful speech; back talk" -- I think JW would win every time.

its a pleasure sharing sass levels with max and momus' cock.

0 votes? wtf

cutty: sassy
cuttyhorse: not so much

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/93845__gwyn_l.jpg

i has no sass.

ah i didnt vote like i wanted to go for fake tuomas but then there the whole contractual obligation w/a. schefter so

anyway congrats river wolf - nice comeback

lol at river wolf's pic

HE IS TO' UP!

there was a longer message there that got eaten, I did not mean to say "HE IS TO' UP!"

But there was so much in the middle that I forgot.

Ima SASSY and I'va got videos to prove it! OHHHHHHH YEAH

Tape Store = youngest sassy thing on ILX

https://xsissonsmainstreet.merchantquest.net/images/classy-sassy-cherry-sauce.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/sassy.jpg

NO

It's SASSSSSSSSY

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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FORGET YOU GUYS. I'm riding my sassy machine all the way to SASSYVILLE, USA!!!!!!

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-- Eisbaer, Friday, May 25, 2007 4:38 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

boxcar!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/MVC-031S.jpg

OK TS, are you tryin for Jagger's crown now or something?

Cuz srsly cut it out. For your own sake, I tell you now!

I want to be the new Mickey! But sassier!

BTW - Context would totally help, I bet.

Context of what - the pictures, or the horror sentence you just posted!!?!?

Sorry, I sound like an ass, I'll shut up.

...

I just meant why would you want to sound like Mickey...

Its ok never mind!

It's fine. I've just had a bad day (especially when it comes to criticism of my writing).

The pictures are from a video I made last year...I'll try summing everything up as briefly as I can:
My parents discourage any arts ventures as they believe it will cause me to join a gang. So, when this guy in Kansas City asked me to play a show, I obviously had to say 'no.' But I felt bad, so I wrote several songs for his event. But then I realized that said music needed something visual to go along with it, so a week before the performance I created a video called "Daisy." It was a last minute, thrown together story of a kid who gets kicked out of his house and then becomes a poledancer named, uh, Daisy. I shot it by myself (again, obviously) at my house using a digital still camera that only took 30 seconds mpegs. The 'pole' is a wooden support in the living room. I used to always joke with friends about transforming my living room into a strip joint (not very funny, I know, but it seemed like a perfect idea for the idea I had)

The first picture is from the introduction, which was something of a homage to "Do the Right Thing." The second is from a poledancing audition scene.

Did I say that I was going to make that brief? OOPS.

lol highschool

guys don't ruin riverwolf's moment, ok?

he is only winner, because I was not on the ballot, no saturn orange, no sassy.

shut up, you suck

no, i don't mean that. I LOVE dirty hippies.

lesson for ILX men: more shirtless pics

Ed, are you drunk?

morbius, i've been trying to work that angle for years and no one ever takes me up on it. except andrew nf but that's because he doesn't own any shirts at all.

lesson for ILX men: more shirtless pics

you should know that you really do not want to tempt me

...pics of a variety of people, not seventeen snaps of Kenan.

no, i am demob happy, happy about life in general delirious with the general joy of being alive

what about seventeen snaps of shirtless ILX men making out with kenan?

friday afternoon motherfuckers

For fuck's sake, Curtis, I just finished breakfast.

i will restrain myself today, I promise.

what about snaps of me with shirtless men?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/488991407_cc02969041.jpg

No reflection on the parties involved or anything, but frankly if I want to see cuet male ILXors making out with each other, I'll pay them to do it. Pocket change will do, apparently.

laurel would far rather see seventeen snaps of laurel making out with kenan.

I shall fly to montana directly, you can pay me and river wolf in platinum manx nobles

oh dear

laurel, remind me to one day e-mail you the pix i took at the slipper room

DO YOU MIND. Jesus.

looooooool

Re:Kenan's chat up technique

this man is truly the master and we must bow before him

Look, I'm under-slept and over-caffeinated, and I'm feeling mortal and old and impatient to get out of this damn office. Sorry for any head-biting-offing but srsly do not trifle.

are you ALL drunk if y then fuck you guys for not alerting me that it was "start drinking at 7am friday"

every friday is start drinking at 7am friday

i think only women can be sassy. here, check my newsletter.

every friday is start drinking 7pm thursday

Wait, waht happened at the Slipper Room and why didn't you take me there?

some sort of combination of K Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby and Laverne from Scrubs might be my ideal.

just a basic time of dudes all goin gay and makin out and stuff. i don't know why you didn't come?? maybe this was during the period where you didn't come out v much?

Oh, right. Yeah, there was a 3-year lapse or something. I was actually thinking about Bowlie shennanigans but maybe it's too late for UKers to be on here now...

drinkin' island is still an hour and a half away, even in the UK

i am glad ally forgot about the bear pic

oh i didn't forget, i just didn't have time to do it. i'll haunt you with it when you least expect it.

just a basic time of dudes all goin gay and makin out and stuff.

overdue for a revival?

I'd only do it w/ out-of-towners tho.

the bear pic would totally have won

SASSY

tom will make out with anyone when he's drunk, just fyi morbius

i have been known to make out with ladies, beware

the title of this thread means that P.Y.T. has been in my head 94/7 (since the thread started).

hahahaha Ally pimpin' out her man!

i'm just trying to help!

he's fetching, but there were too many cameras around last time

Doccy Morbs doesn't do the dirty for the cameras

who am I, Kevin Spacey?

a morb for the misbegotten

oh don't blame me and richard for your shy!

Who ARE these people? (copyright the Late, Great Carl Sagan)

listen, if you can't follow the illustrations, there's no help for you.

omg elmo making out with women. THAT is what I would pay pocket change to see.

just buy me a drink

Hey hey, if you buy me a drink, I'll make out with women. Just throwing that out there.

Wake up you sleepy head
Put on some clothes, shake up your bed
Put another log on the fire for me
Ive made some breakfast and coffee
Look out my window what do I see
A crack in the sky and a hand reaching down to me
All the nightmares came today
And it looks as though theyre here to stay

What are we coming to
No room for me, no fun for you
I think about a world to come
Where the books were found by the golden ones
Written in pain, written in awe
By a puzzled man who questioned
What we were here for
All the strangers came today
And it looks as though theyre here to stay

Oh you pretty things (oh you pretty things)
Dont you know youre driving your
Mamas and papas insane
Oh you pretty things (oh you pretty things)
Dont you know youre driving your
Mamas and papas insane
Let me make it plain
You gotta make way for the homo superior

Look at your children
See their faces in golden rays
Dont kid yourself they belong to you
Theyre the start of a coming race
The earth is a bitch
Weve finished our news
Homo sapiens have outgrown their use
All the strangers came today
And it looks as though theyre here to stay

Oh you pretty things (oh you pretty things)
Dont you know youre driving your
Mamas and papas insane
Oh you pretty things (oh you pretty things)
Dont you know youre driving your
Mamas and papas insane
Let me make it plain
You gotta make way for the homo superior

o_O

sassy good or sassy bad

Sassi Munkki

u_u

do you know, ive never seen an actual bassett hound before. only on tv

-- 696, Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:06 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

;_;

i lost all concept of sass

HOW DID CUTTYHORSE RECEIVE NO VOTES?

Sassy was born in Virginia, and moved to Canada in 1991 with me. He was a kitten then and after we had him fixed he started getting fat. I never thought anything of it cause he slept so much. His visits to the Blair Animal Hospital did not find any problems with him and could not figure out why he was so fat. He was on diet food for about 8 years. In 1999 he was noted as being 15.9 kilos. in 2001 he was listed as 40 pounds and then lost 8 when he died. He did not eat an excess amount of food and did not eat table scraps. A bite or two of chicken or tuna was his favorite. I miss him very much and often find his picture posted on various web sites.

lol young

the story of sassy the cat is making me very sad faced indeed

1 month later, im sort of disappointed by my placement

he was listed as 40 pounds and then lost 8 when he died

...when the spirit left his body?

I hope that when I am dead after an abnormally short lifespan that there is an animated gif of me as a bionic tank with laser eyes blowing up all yr cities

sassy the cat will live on for the remainder of all recorded history in our collective electronic memory, also, our hearts

surely an actual video clip... (xpost)

no seriously sassy the cat's story made me tear up a little

i couldnt stop in to self promote wwtf

we should run this poll once a quarter

:D

and generate crystal reports output with 3D pies

measuring sassy input/output levels

Sassy the cat is the internet equivalent of TV's Colonel Sanders MK II.

HOW DID CUTTYHORSE RECEIVE NO VOTES?

Noone ticked the Cutty option?

HELPFUL.

Well, no, cause I didn't pick Cutty.

0 votes? wtf

-- cutty, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:36 (1 month ago) Link

take yr shirt off more

LISTEN TO THE MASTER.

take yr shirt off more

every chance i get

I demand a recount given this new information.

we should run this poll once a quarter

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I would be intimidated being put up against such strong contenders as Dave Mustaine and Momus's cock

team max regroup

i forgot how many points "a basset hound" got

i didn't even specify which

7

Barely edging out Louis Jagger, but showing a convincing lead on Momus's Cock.

i'm sure momus' cock is familiar with basset hounds

This just in: Louis Jagger sandwiched between a basset hound and Momus's Cock.

poppage achieved at 2:54 est

let's not forget dave mustaine people. not a bad showing for someone who was kicked out of metallica

maybe if ned would cry like a little girl in a metallica documentary, he'd have a better showing

i somehow resent my absence from this poll. guess i'm not sassy enough.

if we're going to talk crying in metallica documentaries and acting like a baby, we must include lars ulrich next go round

Or maybe just "Metallica".

i somehow resent my absence from this poll. guess i'm not sassy enough.

Too sassy. It wouldn't be fair on the others, now would it?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/SASS.jpg

I still stand by my sassiness.

i stand by you needing to shave whatever that is on your upper lip

It's called a fakestache!

What's in that cup?

and also please shave fakecocktickler too.

I edited it out...not because I wanted to make you guys look silly; it was just starting to gross me out (even though they're really popular these days! almost approaching unibrow status!)

Drooone: Strawbery Lemonade. And by 'strawberry lemonade,' I mean lemonade with an old strawberry in it.

Old as in old? Eh.

was it still yummy? I can't tell by the look on your face.

He edited out the vomit most likely as well.

old as in an hour, no vomit, good for the soul, etc.

(and it was ok...not good, mostly due to the lackluster lemonade, though)

wait.

did you just photoshop that picture because of a cutty zing?

gayest thread ever.

delete ilx, please.

noo...I really hadn't noticed that I had a disgusting fakestache!

go die

go find a zingbook that doesn't predate 1998

go find a book, internet baby

go fall for more fake viagra ads, early member of Gen-Y

7 minutes? delete ilx

I WAS THROWING AWAY MY BLUEBERRY POP-TART WRAPPER/WASHING OUT MY LEMONADE CUP, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

just because you have a cute dog, don't make you a cute poster

that should be in the faq

ha

nostingahstencil: YOU DROPPED THE BALL

This thread will now be filled with pictures of my dog:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01067.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01167.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01078.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01035.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01030.jpg

OOOOOPS: I DROPPED THE BALL:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01067.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01167.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01078.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/DSC01030.jpg

sup!

that dog is really cute.

why did hstencil come and completely shit on our great thread here

i hate all of you people

hstencil has anti-sass.

when sass meets anti-sass, threads die.

o hai guize we r redoing this poll
http://schefterblogz.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-who-tastes-one-knows-what-is-real.html

i might have to give this one to morbius the living vampire

don't forget to link everyone's entries!
http://schefterblogz.blogspot.com/search/label/sassiest%20boy%20in%20america

stop campaigning!!

i'm campaigning for morbius the living vampire aka Ultimate Morbius

ultimate galactus is LAME

you're just trying to win the superbowl tix for yrself, dont' laaaaaame me!

wtf it registered my vote for myself as a vote for someone else

PAT BUCHANAN: SASSIEST BOY IN AMERICA

o_O
it gets screwy, it took a while for it to register my vote yesterday

it takes a few minutes for votes to go through so it may be showing another person's vote

wait a minute

if it is still showing ten votes then it hasn't updated yet. be patient, my friends, schefter will not screw your votes n_n

i didn't even get a buy onto that poll, wtf

waht
u r in the poll

wait am i a giant otter

Aren't you the GIANT OTTER?
zpost ha

y u r giant otter

ghost rider is johnny blaze
ian svenonius is momus's cock
secretariat is cuttyhorse

some pplz had to be cut because i am, basically, lazy and also because the poll only would allow so many options anyway.

so mad that i got cut

i should have voted for alli in the alli vs. ally poll

im boycotting that poll

:O

yeah fuck u guise. me and max got the same as momus' cock in round one.

yeah me and grady are sassier that tuomas, morbs, cuttyhorse, jw and gr combined

i'm not debating this, guys! i just didn't have funny internets articles i could use to append to yr pix basically :\

ned also didn't make the cut tho i realized TOO LATE that i could've used the version of his wiki that called him a "full-time adonis".

we will do, another round...

ALLY IM REALLY FUCKING MAD AT YOU

THE FACT THAT YOU DIDNT INCLUDE ME ON YR INTERNET POLL = DEFRIENDING YOU ON FACEBOOK

CUTTYHORSE 0
DR. MORBIUS, PHD 0
J. WILLIAMS 0
FAKE TUOMAS 0

YOU ARE DEFRIENDED ALL THE WAY OFF

FUCK U GUYS IT'S CALLED BLOGGER

MAX CAN I CALL YOU MY BOYFRIEND ON FACEBOOK

I AM NOT THAT MORBIUS

MORBIUS THE LIVING METS FAN

I AM WINNING
!!!

hahaha

COUNT THE UNDERVOTES

i didnt realize i was voting for momus' cock when i voted for ian svenonius

lololol guys i just w ant to let you all know that i set the poll to have no expiration date btw

u buckled, schef 8[

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THE RIGHT PEOPLE CAME OUT ON TOP

lolololololol there has been a hack!!

cant tell if im disappointed or relieved to have placed so middle of the pack

can you honestly say you're sassier than l-jag, tho?

2007 was the height of my sassiness tbh

if there were ever a time when i was sassier than the king of tmi it was then

That crown belongs in Finland, my fine flippant friend

still think gbx is sassy

meta threads are awesome

...Agreed?

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/24/alkiecat/f_jiggersnorgm_87534a2.jpg

who was riverwolf and is he still around under another name?

xp guhhhhhh ewww

pretty sure he was "ghost rider" and he died, RIP

he went to africa and didn't brb

riverwolf = gbx

rip ghostrider aka riverwolf, you are also gbx, also rip

he still around and posting tons xxxpost

still very young and sassy fwiw imo

they say his name was "3v4n p4r33n3"

thank god I am sassier than Momus's cock

i thought ghostrider was burt_stanton

still very young and sassy fwiw imo

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 4:31 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark

women bite him to piss their bfs off, that's as sassy as it gets

you guys are confused....

river wolf <> ghost rider

two wholly diff posters, styles, etc.

I assumed they were joking

i dont joke about the late great ghost rider

I was talking about GBX . . . right?

not a question

ghostrider = riverwolf = gbx

i guess "gbx" stands for "ghost briderx"?

in any event, RIP

most recently posted pic = I don't want to know who that is. I am embarrassed 4u.

ghostrider was never riverwolf, I'm pretty sure. Just in case anyone who's saying that isn't kidding.

he would never him.

"alex in nyc" is also ghostrider

i dont think thats true?

why wasn't marissa an option in this poll?

xp we are all ghostrider

you do the math xp

i heard tynan d3longe was ghost rider

i think ilx's sassiest poster atm is s1ocki

burt_stanton was too sassy for ilx. RIP

whjere is an AMAZING RANDY

I AM NOT THAT MORBIUS

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, July 19, 2007 8:41 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

u_u

[/]CUTTYHORSE 0
DR. MORBIUS, PHD 0
J. WILLIAMS 0
FAKE TUOMAS 0 [/i]

watch your back, cutty

lol

RECENT NEW ENTRIES...

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs148.snc1/5490_839644408799_8832499_47913296_1029027_n.jpg

ilx was really different 6 years ago

yeah, it was funny

agony tits

i still have no idea where agony tits came from

according to all-knowing all-seeing ilx Search function, the phrase "agony tits" did not appear on ilx prior to this poll.

like so much nonsense it just came out of my head then

And yet it was perfect.

ghost rider

i don't think any ilx posters are under 40 now

Yeah Max & Jordan are at least 55

http://www.giftsforgeezers.com/over-the-hill/over-the-hill-t-shirt-old-as-you-remember-400.jpg

i was definitely younger six years ago, it's true

Speak for yourself.

I'm def stil midfield sassy

you're only as old as your member, you are

have been thinking abt the phrase "agony tits" for days

also gonna go ahead and assert that I AM THE CURRENT SASSIEST YOUNG THING ON ILX rn, 2 snaps and a twist to ME

VOTE THE 'D' IN '15