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This doesn't seem to be working for http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/. Does it have anything to do with how usernames are set up?

Somebody was bound to ask, so here it is.

Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

tom is working on a new one

chaki, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

Then I will wait patiently. Thanks magic box smarties, one and all.

Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

pft I suck at this btw. the webmail link in between the div class and the actual username is killing me right now. If I can figure that out it should work

TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/kilxor2.user.js

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

thank koogs, not me BTW

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

also available from here

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/7717

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks! One slight issue - is it just me or does this leave absolutely no evidence of excision, not even a line?

toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

yeah none whatsoever. I am thinking about working on it. I honestly haven't put anybody in my own script yet.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i think i prefer there to be no evidence at all. as long as there's a choice of either/or then cool. i haven't tried this on nu-ilx yet tho. cheers to ever-useful koogs (A&J + other bits on their way to you as soon as the DVD-Rs i ordered arrive btw).

blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

i did try stealing a bit of andrew's code for inserting a message but gave up after 5 minutes of not getting it to work.

yes, no lines because now the lines are inside the messages rather than between them.

(cheers stevem)

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

I am closing in on replacing killed posts with text/hr. But it will probably take me until tonight to finish at the rate I'm going.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

ok, replace the code in the last for loop with

var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
div = thisLink.parentNode;
div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + jerk + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

and that should do it.

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

xpost. sorry Jaq. 8)

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Oh excellent koogs, that rox - you saved me hours of poking at stuff :) I was only getting the names to replace instead of the whole post.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha! Oh, that works a treat :)

I changed the text to be div.innerHTML = "<div>Inanity by the poxy fule" + jerk + " deleted for all time.<br /><hr/></div>";

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

anyway koogs I got you a plaque
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/406038696_67123cb49a_o.png

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Awesome, Koogs! I love it.

toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

A fantastic idea. I have been too lazy to set up the new killfile so far though.

Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

i had some trouble earlier today because i had 8080 in the url and that's changed.

anyway, place this snippet before the for loop for a nice little reminder in top right that some messages were blocked

if (posts.snapshotLength != 0) {
var logo = document.createElement("div");
logo.innerHTML = '<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0; left=auto; z-index:10; background-color:red; color:white; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold;">Some Posts Were Blocked</div>';
document.body.insertBefore(logo, document.body.firstChild);
}

(jaq, got email, thanks. most of credit goes to will for the original, i only fixed it for ilx2 (my first greasemonkey script as it happens))

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm dying to know who is killing whom. I challenge you to create a little PacManesque critter that gobbles up the posts of those you deem killable.

Maria :D, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

another one, this one makes the Skipping x messages a lot bigger and redder:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Skipping
// @namespace
// @description A Bigger Skipping Message
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

skipping = document.evaluate("//div/form/p[starts-with(a, 'Skipping ')]",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);

// get paragraph, set colours
p = skipping.snapshotItem(0)
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.backgroundColor = 'red';
p.style.fontWeight = 'bolder';
p.style.fontStyle = 'normal';
p.style.fontSize = '15px';

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Koogs!

"<div>BLAH BLAH BLAH " + jerk + " I CAN'T HEAR YOU<br /><hr/></div>";

Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

most of credit goes to will for the original

cheers koogs, I still owe you a pint. And Will, you too wherever you are. I worked out how to convert the img src links to a href, but then realized if I open a thread with ton of pics it's still pulling them down so takes forever to load etc. A worthwhile exercise, I guess, but pointless.

Jaq, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

(oddly those last two changes don't work together - the first creates a div that seems to break the xpath in the second. maybe if i add the div at the end...)

yes, next thing was going to be modifying the 'Skipping...' message link to point to the exact message within the expanded page, save people having to find it again. unfortunately that needed some server code changes but, apparently, they were done before i even mentioned it. that keith may look dozy but he's actually quite on the ball. 8)

koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

Potential killfile quirk alert - I don't seem to be able to block anyone whose username contains non-ANSI characters.

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

i did wonder, only yesterday, if that would cause problems. i guess the problem is getting the characters into the javascript.

possible way around this is to turn the test into a 'starts-with' or a 'contains' so you can find parts of words without having to match the entire thing, for instance, and this is only an example, first thing that popped into my head, don't know why, 'ppppp dude'.

(of course, making it a substring makes it hard to then block anyone called, i don't know, 'J' 8)

koogs, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

Now who would want to block lil' ol' me?

(Actually, I think TOMBOT has me blocked!)

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

I have the name you used to spam rotten.com stuff when you were mad about the existence of a bummerz thread blocked on my work computer!

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

now that you keep registering new names I kind of feel like I am being challenged to block them all! like a fun game.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

That wasn't me! I have no idea how to do any of that stuff! I'm J McChump, and I've been posting here for years!

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am seeing the wonderful possibilities for killfile faux pas lolz.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

NOT FUNNY DAN
(alright a little funny)

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

I want my own thread dedicated to times I put my foot really far down my throat.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

BTW Koogs, forgot to tell you that Skipping script is GREBT.

J, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

awesome, koogs, thx for making it work nu-style

W i l l, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
i am dum, how do i shot?

strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

was thinking of redoing this just last night. gimme a couple of hours...

in the meantime you need firefox and its greasemonkey extension thing...

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

ok, new version:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

this now uses regular expressions so you can match against just a bit of the username - change the values on line 15.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

awesome!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you

strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...
if you killfile someone, do you killfile the titles of threads they start in addition to posts they make or only their posts?

gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

only their posts (inc the opening post of a thread they start)

blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

[xpost] Only their posts. The script could be changed to kill the thread titles too, I think.

Jaq, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

Revive for Louis Jagger's return.

caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

o hai this doesn't seem to work on v2.2. a little help?

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

curse them for changing stuff. will look into it.

koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

done. there's a new P around the status line which means everything is one level deeper, that was the problem.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

gracias!

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

koogs, that's excellent, thanks!

Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

howto link no worky :-(

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

How to:
1) install Firefox
2) install Greasemonkey extension
3) click on koog's link above and install the script
4) right click on smiley monkey face at lower right of FF
5) choose to Manage User Scripts
6) select kilxor and click Edit button - should open script with notepad
7) add user names to the line (inside the square brackets, using the info in the comments of the script): var fules = [ /Jaq/ ];
8) Save file
9) Make sure Enabled box is ticked. Click okay to close Greasemonkey manager dialog.

Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

thx!

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

works fine, except, how exactly do I shot more than one user?

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

You have to pick the one you hate the most.

Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Nobody?

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

;-)

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

then why you want to kill them?

Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

(I meant: nobody replies to my question? - and then ;-) )

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Like this:

var fules = [/Leee/,/Leee's Ugly Face/];

Leee, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

thanks!

StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

We should come up with one that lets you killfile certain boards' thread from showing up in Site New Answers! I could read everything else and leave out ILM without having to click anything besides refresh!!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

I think that's doable - parse on class="thread" and remove where there's a match from your kill array. Don't know if I have time to play with it today myself though.

Jaq, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I definitely don't that's why I posted the idea here hoping perhaps koogs or somebody was bored

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Could board bookmarks also be added into this? Not exactly Killfile-related, though.

Leee, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

i know nothing about site new answers. oh, there. looks easy enough but i doubt i'll have the time for a while. will see.

koogs, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

first draft. blanks divs rather than deleting them, board numbers are strings. will tidy up when i have time.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/boardblacklist.user.js

koogs, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

ok, unwanted DIVs now set to not display.

also, choice of a blacklist or a whitelist, set WANT or DO_NOT_WANT as appropriate. see examples in code.

koogs, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

divvies

blueski, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

Oh my god how could I have been posting here for six fucking years and never have ever clicked on "site new answers"? I AM SO DUM

J, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

It was just added in Keith's last upgrade, you're ok!

TOMBOT, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

koogs you are awesome and heroic ty

shralp a dik ilm never i look at u again

jhøshea, Friday, 8 June 2007 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

curiously it seems that the killfile doesn't work on poll threads (i see blocked user posts on them)

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

probably because the dom tree has another level of crap in it for those.

it's currently looking for "//div/p/*[@class='name']" - divs at any level containing a paragraph containg something that has class=name attribute. i guess it needs to be vaguer. will look into it. am currently trying to find the sizes of 44000 jpegs though for our massive launch tomorrow. so it probably won't be today.

koogs, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

hey no problem just thought i would mention it, just surprised i hadn't noticed it before!

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

nope, looks ok on mine (disney thread)

the opening question is still shown though, as it's a big form.

koogs, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

there should be a poll about who is the most killfiled user and then they should be banned. that would be fun.

g-kit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

And then the next round the next day, and the next the next, and so on until only Estela is left.

Mark C, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

now you're just being silly

g-kit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

D@ano, sorry to not be able to catch up in London last weekend - I spent most of it spewing.

Keith, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

we have that effect on visitors

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

:}

g-kit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeh sorry it is working on poll threads but on one i'm seeing some posts blocked and others by same user on same thread are not. odd. no matter.

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

can you email me the details sieve. ta.

koogs, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

have done

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

ok, slight update uploaded - "if (poster != null)"...

was breaking on polls due to the auto bump post from the system being in slightly different format to normal posts.

koogs, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

the site new answers killfile is sometimes working, sometimes not.
is anybody else noticing this?

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

url has no properties on line 43.

saw something similar with the other code - works ok until you hit a page with poll results in it - poll results are missing one of the things the code looks for so it falls over.

koogs, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

is the NOT WORKSAFE entry - it's in an extra <span>. will fix it this weekend.

koogs, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

thanks dude! you rule.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

now handles NOT WORK SAFE warnings on site new answers page (7am sunday morning). haven't been able to test it against live site because there are currently no warnings on site new answers but it works against the copy i took so...

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/boardblacklist.user.js

koogs, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

I stuck one in for you to test... Top of HTML playground if you have to bump it by the time you see this.

Keith, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

cheers. was a little bug in it - my debugging limit of 20 messages was still in there (oops) but other than that it's ok. updated now.

baseball and noizeboard values only in there as an example of usage 8)

koogs, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

Is there a reason why threads from ModReqFor are showing up even if my specified WANT list does not include it?

Leee, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

is that bang up to date Lee (i just fixed something similar when there was a NOT WORK SAFE thing in the page)

this morning the problem i'm having is not being able to find SiteNewAnswers. has something changed?

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't logged in. schoolboy error.

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 08:24 (eleven years ago) link

I installed the one linked in this post, which I reinstalled and re-edited. Still get ModReqFor. Not an urgent deal, though.

Leee, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

the "LOCKED" causes problems.

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

it does "var thisLink = answers.snapshotItem(i).firstChild;" to get the a href for the board id, gets confused when it doesn't get a url. should be a bit more robust.

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A weird thing I just noticed: the killfile works fine on normal threads but not on poll threads?

Jaq, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

oic blueski reported same upthread a bit.

Jaq, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Hmmm, this doesn't seem to be working for me. (I'm assuming that the killfile erases everything the killfiled user has posted and not just what he or she posts after you've installed the killfile.)

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Subtle!

milo z, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't work on JW's username because of the chinese tomato at the end
(it's my fault really)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry, I'm not trying to create drama here, I'm really trying to minimize it.

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

you can block posts by entering only part of a username tho (koogs version at least)

blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

i have wrong version at home because i get this:
invalid flag after regular expression
[Break on this error] undefined
kilxor.user.js (line 18)

but it works fine on my work pc

blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

So no one knows what I'm doing wrong? I followed all of Jaq's steps, and the only thing I did to the script was change [/fule1/,/fule2/] to [/user's name/].

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

try the version where you can block partial usernames?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

make sure the monkey is brown and not gray

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

Yep, that was the problem, Tom. Thanks!

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

>> make sure the monkey is brown and not gray
> Yep, that was the problem, Tom. Thanks!

lol

you can block even odd characters (someone has a name featuring only two chinese characters, another has a crescent and star), you just need to know how to specify them in the javascript. involves hexadecimal to decimal conversions, or vice versa. oh, is in examples in script, use unicode - \uABCD (but view source shows characters as decimal entities - 〹 hence the conversion)

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:56 (eleven years ago) link

a pox on the bbcode convertor. &#12345;

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

Bless this. :D

David R., Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

I always wonder if (some) people have killfiled me. :-(

stevienixed, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

i never would, even if i was a killfiler, which i'm not.

estela, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

First!

jeff, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

This thread makes me wonder out loud, is nathalie still posting here?

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

(Gosh, that joke gets funnier to me every time I make it.)

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

i think fluffy bear (RIP) killfiled hisself :(

BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

ten months pass...

being able to bookmark posts by killfiled users would be really useful imho.

, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:15 (ten years ago) link

How would you know? (can someone ask the previous poster how he would know?)

StanM, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:29 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Link at the top is dead - is there still a way I can do this?

Nhex, Sunday, 9 August 2009 00:38 (nine years ago) link

Follow the steps in this post:
KILLFILE 2.0

With the Greasemonkey script here:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/boardblacklist.user.js

handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Sunday, 9 August 2009 00:59 (nine years ago) link

That script seems to blacklist boards but not people (forgive my stupidity if I'm totally messing this up), I'm a little confused - there's no "var fules" in it anywhere.

Nhex, Sunday, 9 August 2009 01:26 (nine years ago) link

sorry, wrong script linked - I haven't got it installed right now. Let me see if I can find it again.

handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Sunday, 9 August 2009 01:46 (nine years ago) link

I think it's this one: http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Sunday, 9 August 2009 01:49 (nine years ago) link

We should come up with one that lets you killfile certain boards' thread from showing up in Site New Answers! I could read everything else and leave out ILM without having to click anything besides refresh!!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 1:50 PM

^ hi dere solution to nuking iltmi from new answers

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 9 August 2009 02:02 (nine years ago) link

I Want to Change the Boards Shown on Site New Answers...

permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, 9 August 2009 02:04 (nine years ago) link

Doh... I can't get this to work, I'm baffled. Greasemonkey and the script are installed and supposedly enabled, I put in the username in the var fules array (the ones in the parentheses, right, like

var fules = [/Jaq/]; 
) and nothing happens... anyone using this currently?

Nhex, Sunday, 9 August 2009 02:26 (nine years ago) link

Doesn't seem to work anymore. I had it installed, just not enabled. Enabled it and nothing.

svend, Sunday, 9 August 2009 02:42 (nine years ago) link

the killfile code is very delicate in terms of document structure and every time keith adds something new it tends to break. will look into it and post a new version (and also try and make it less delicate)

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 17:34 (nine years ago) link

The class was still 'name', but I didn't look any closer at it. Thanks koogs.

handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Sunday, 9 August 2009 17:38 (nine years ago) link

looks like the a tag is no longer {a whatever}name{/a} but {a whatever} name{/a}...

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 17:47 (nine years ago) link

ok, killxor script updated. http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

check you have the right version (20090809) and you'll need to copy over your fules list

the extra space wasn't a problem for me as i was using non-anchored substrings but if anyone is using ^ in their fules then they may need to add a space. the problem was an extra level or two of divs in the messages. have now changed the code so it finds the name then moves outwards from the link until it finds the 'message' div. which should be more robust.

board script next...

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:17 (nine years ago) link

arg, don't donwload just yet, that version still has debug in it.

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:19 (nine years ago) link

ok, fixed

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:22 (nine years ago) link

I can't imagine hating someone so much that I couldn't just skip over their posts. :-(

ENBB, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:22 (nine years ago) link

fwiw, I use it when I'm feeling especially tetchy and explosive and I notice certain styles are starting to set me off. It has nothing to do with hating anyone.

handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:38 (nine years ago) link

i can imagine it but it might make threads not make sense and i would miss important zings and opportunities to feel self-righteous

permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:41 (nine years ago) link

x-post - that makes more sense

ENBB, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:42 (nine years ago) link

miss important zings and opportunities to feel self-righteous

^^^ generally why I turn it off again. Also, it makes threads load slower at times.

handmaid of the demon bean (Jaq), Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:46 (nine years ago) link

site new answers update (and possibly a rename)
http://www.koogy.clara.net/ilx/sitenewanswerskillzor.user.js

yeah, both these have to compare all threads or messages against all your blacklisted items so they could drag on long threads if you hate lots of people.

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:06 (nine years ago) link

(it would help if i hadn't used koogs as a test fule and i could actually see my own posts...)

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:07 (nine years ago) link

;_; I don't get what I'm doing wrong. It's a one line change to make it work right? Other GM scripts work fine, so it's not that...

Nhex, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:50 (nine years ago) link

i think people using killfile should say who they are blocking

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:56 (nine years ago) link

It works now. I just changed koogs to your nick and I got

Post by Nhex deleted

svend, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:58 (nine years ago) link

If I want to block svend and koogs, you just change the line to look like this, right?

var fules = [/svend/,/koogs/];

Nhex, Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:05 (nine years ago) link

They can't see you, lol

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:08 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that looks right. Make sure that you are using the one he made today. kilxor_20090809

svend, Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:09 (nine years ago) link

Oh, okay, I think I was clicking the wrong script link (a-durrrr). Thanks so very much dudes, this will improve my ILX experience a ton.

Nhex, Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:45 (nine years ago) link

there's a preference screen that does what the Board Blocker script (sitenewanswerskillzor.user.js) does. i'd use that instead.

koogs, Monday, 10 August 2009 09:31 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

this shit still works, fyi, u sb babies

bnw, Monday, 30 November 2009 16:41 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

what he said

fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:29 (nine years ago) link

yeah it is totally great.

Nhex, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:31 (nine years ago) link

who u got killfiled

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:31 (nine years ago) link

*shh*

Nhex, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:35 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

hey, does this work for opera?

tza nicholas ii (The Reverend), Monday, 25 January 2010 08:20 (nine years ago) link

it uses the firefox greasemonkey plugin for applying user javascript after the page has loaded. don't know whether opera uses that.

koogs, Monday, 25 January 2010 09:57 (nine years ago) link

apparently so

http://my.opera.com/Contrid/blog/2007/02/11/how-to-greasemonkey-in-opera

but don't expect support when it doesn't work 8)

koogs, Monday, 25 January 2010 10:35 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

penis, penis, penis =

unknown or illegal user (d00\r@g), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:32 (nine years ago) link

excuse me

unknown or illegal user (d00\r@g), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:33 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

no news, no changes, just putting this here to save people having to wade through posts

http://www.koogy.clara.net/ilx/sitenewanswerskillzor.user.js

koogs, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:11 (nine years ago) link

that was the wrong one:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

koogs, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:13 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

there's no version of this for IE is there?

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 22:25 (eight years ago) link

nope

STOP DREAMING ABOUT HORSES, THIS IS REAL LIFE (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 September 2010 22:58 (eight years ago) link

grand am only attached to this festering piece of shit browser for another few weeks anyway.

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:01 (eight years ago) link

whatever i did, i am sorry

and by rabbit i mean FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:02 (eight years ago) link

pointedly ignoring you in the absence of any alternative tbfh

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:07 (eight years ago) link

ah no i'm only askin for the craic y'kno yourself

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:08 (eight years ago) link

its because im old isnt it

and by rabbit i mean FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:09 (eight years ago) link

wait if YOU'RE old, that means I'M old

fuck that

STOP DREAMING ABOUT HORSES, THIS IS REAL LIFE (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:10 (eight years ago) link

crushing realisation by proxy- is it better or worse grandad?

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:11 (eight years ago) link

lets just agree to the fact that ned is old and we are somewhat indeterminate in age

and by rabbit i mean FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:11 (eight years ago) link

username fixed :(

and by rabbit i mean FOUNTAIN OF OLD (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:12 (eight years ago) link

well i don't want to upset ye. what with the tickers not being what they were and all

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:15 (eight years ago) link

I think you meant to use this one

and by "Heavens!" i mean WATERFALLS OF BIDDY (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:16 (eight years ago) link

jjj are you aware of the 'local irish pub' in minneapolis btw

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:21 (eight years ago) link

i mean, if you can remember it

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:21 (eight years ago) link

meaning the one called "the local"? yeah i have actually made many terrible decisions there

Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:36 (eight years ago) link

oh shit dan a+ username btw

Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:38 (eight years ago) link

well tonight i learnt that they sell more jameson than anywhere else in the world and i salute them through you

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:42 (eight years ago) link

22 bottles a day, in fact.

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:42 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

how does on install this?

The Reverend, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:43 (eight years ago) link

one*

The Reverend, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:43 (eight years ago) link

oh man, who you tryin to do dirty

dayo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:45 (eight years ago) link

it's me cos i dissed him in the sex drought thread ;_;

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:49 (eight years ago) link

naw, i've really had enough geir for a lifetime, but i always used to use opera because i had a slower comp that firefox was kind of taxing on

The Reverend, Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:24 (eight years ago) link

omg you h8 melody

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:25 (eight years ago) link

Just download Greasemonkey and install the script that koogs links to on this thread. It works like a charm.

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:33 (eight years ago) link

geir my ass

jed_, Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:35 (eight years ago) link

oh yay it works

The Reverend, Thursday, 30 December 2010 09:42 (eight years ago) link

btw this works in Safari; installed NinjaKit extension & then this w/o problems

Euler, Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:38 (eight years ago) link

is it impossible to killfile a mod or something?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:51 (eight years ago) link

Um, no?

Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:11 (eight years ago) link

yah i just realised that wasnt the prob idk i can prolly live, it just isnt working for me on one subboard

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:20 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

have u guys ever tried to kilfile someone w/yr mind, just pretend they dont exist, dont respond, its kind of interesting - btw getting killfile hardcoded would be cool, should only take 5 mins

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:34 (eight years ago) link

hey guys, i was just thinking you know what would be cool? to killfile someone with YOUR MIND, just erase whatever they say and pretend like they're not there

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:45 (eight years ago) link

haha i did not think it was possible to make that joke w/o just not posting, kudos

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:47 (eight years ago) link

buuuuuuuuump

was thinking it'd be cool if you could somehow killfile someone with your mind, would be p.cool I think. cd just erase wht they say and pretend they're not there

"multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:34 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure there's a word for it. "ignoring", look it up!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:40 (eight years ago) link

lol cozen

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:42 (eight years ago) link

thread could use some forks

jeff, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:56 (eight years ago) link

lol

ENBB, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:57 (eight years ago) link

What a strange empty thread, why is it suddenly on site new answers?

StanM, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:59 (eight years ago) link

love that david markson book xp

Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Friday, 18 February 2011 05:30 (eight years ago) link

thread reminds me of
http://www.onlineorganizing.com/admin/my_documents/my_pictures/9ZE79_time_enough_at_last.jpg

bnw, Friday, 18 February 2011 05:42 (eight years ago) link

forks already posted that pic, bnw

xp dom I appreciate your joeks but seriously nagl in this thread

Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Friday, 18 February 2011 05:52 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

right then, I can't get this to work

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

- install the greasemonkey addon in firefox
- add the userscript in this post by koogs
- edit the script by replacing /fule1/ by the poster you wish to get rid of, e.g. /StanM/ and save the script
- make sure greasemonkey is enabled, refresh the page if necessary or close/restart firefox
- ?

StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:32 (eight years ago) link

hooray! it works!

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:55 (eight years ago) link

man this thread always makes me so curious

banter panchali (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:57 (eight years ago) link

.......no reply........

banter panchali (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:57 (eight years ago) link

Can someone congratulate kingfish for me, please?

StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:57 (eight years ago) link

(rimshot)

Thanks

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:10 (eight years ago) link

I'm not using it anymore, though, it's not ideal. I found myself disabling it to see what people were replying to all the time.

StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 20:18 (eight years ago) link

it's not as if you can't see that they posted, you just see theier name and then "post deleted", so it does kinda make you wanna know what they said even though you killfiled em.

lolford brimley (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:46 (eight years ago) link

It stopped working for me at some point, or worked intermittently (posts would get through) but eventually the poster(s) in question finally chilled the hell out and cut down their posting so I could through a day's posts without stupid instigations popping up

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:01 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

koogs is my hero, this is ace

Gary Barlow syndrome (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 July 2011 00:35 (eight years ago) link

It can be pretty annoying when lots of people are using their display names to reference somebody I've killfiled though...

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 9 July 2011 07:29 (eight years ago) link

that last can be handled by tightening up the pattern that you're matching against - just including the ()s should restrict it enough (although you may have to escape them with \ (maybe \\) beforehand as ( and ) are part of regexp syntax)

koogs, Saturday, 9 July 2011 08:50 (eight years ago) link

wouldn't be impossible to replace the deleted sections with a div that was just hidden rather than deleted and a link to unhide the text

koogs, Saturday, 9 July 2011 08:51 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Trying this for the first time now but I can't get it to work. Clicking "edit this user script" in options just doesn't do anything.

On a mac here. Could I manually open the .js file and edit in texteditor before I install it?

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 11:38 (seven years ago) link

To answer my own question: yes, that works too. Great!

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 11:46 (seven years ago) link

yeah, the 'edit this script' button just opens the editor you've defined (and i'm guessing the problem is that you haven't defined an editor and the default is missing)

koogs, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:18 (seven years ago) link

itt no names no credibility

nakhchivan, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:20 (seven years ago) link

who updated this thread?

dayo, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:21 (seven years ago) link

Koogs, that indeed was it (no defined editor, or wrongly defined, and can't seem to change that now), but I did it manually and it works like a charm, cheers!

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 12:24 (seven years ago) link

nakh otm

shite pele (darraghmac), Friday, 21 October 2011 12:30 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

how do i use this in chrome

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:28 (seven years ago) link

name or gtfo

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:29 (seven years ago) link

http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/24790/beginner-guide-for-greasemonkey-scripts-in-google-chrome/

This may be a good starting point

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:32 (seven years ago) link

ahh, beautiful. cheers m8 http://i.imgur.com/240ot.gif

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:47 (seven years ago) link

ban hungry4ass

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:59 (seven years ago) link

(just checking)

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:59 (seven years ago) link

why do some threads get revived with no new posts??

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:11 (seven years ago) link

lol

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:14 (seven years ago) link

Surprised StanM hasn't come in to ask the exact same question as Hungry's revive yet tbh

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:38 (seven years ago) link

I think this just means everybody is going to go out of their way to mention ade to see if they are 'the one'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:40 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

it's not as if you can't see that they posted, you just see theier name and then "post deleted", so it does kinda make you wanna know what they said even though you killfiled em.

― lolford brimley (Neanderthal), Monday, May 30, 2011 4:46 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People who use this, is that true? I don't want to go through the trouble of enabling this if that's the case. Please to confirm or deny this thank you in advance.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:33 (seven years ago) link

the 'post deleted' bit is true, the latter bit definitely not, otherwise why bother killfiling em

some crap (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:34 (seven years ago) link

You mean the part about it making you want to know what they said? lol. It still seems weird to me that you'd see their usename and "post deleted" but good to know in any event. Ta!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:36 (seven years ago) link

the substitution replaces the text of what the person posted, not so much the entire post

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:30 (seven years ago) link

this line is responsible for the message, just change it


div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

to, perhaps,


div.innerHTML = "<div>Post deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

don't think you can remove all the evidence - even if you make the div empty the horizontal lines will still be there so you'll still know something is missing.

koogs, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 08:08 (seven years ago) link

can one also change the text to "hen fap" if they so desired?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 11:11 (seven years ago) link

that will crash your browser

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 13:44 (seven years ago) link

for maximum feelgood factor try changing it to

div.innerHTML = "<div>" + document.evaluate("//form[@class='formsection']/strong",document,null,XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null).snapshotItem(0).firstChild.nodeValue.substr(14) + " otm<br /><hr/></div>";

ledge, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 14:37 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The whole reason I'd killfile someone is because they appear too often on every single thread. Having "post deleted" appear in its place (1000 times) doesn't really solve my problem.

pplains, Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:38 (seven years ago) link

And yes, I'm talking about Ned Raggett.

pplains, Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:39 (seven years ago) link

ban ned raggett.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:40 (seven years ago) link

worst bit is when someone quotes the dipshit you're killfiling

titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:43 (seven years ago) link

> Having "post deleted" appear in its place (1000 times) doesn't really solve my problem.

you can change the div.innerHTML to anything you want.

koogs, Thursday, 5 April 2012 07:02 (seven years ago) link

I have no idea what that means, but having anything, even a "." appearing 1000 times would be annoying.

If I silence someone, I still don't want them standing around, pointing at their mute mouth like Darren would do when Samantha would cast a spell on him.

pplains, Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:34 (seven years ago) link

maybe put a bounty on them?

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 15:29 (seven years ago) link

dude, they're not spilled coffee.

pplains, Thursday, 5 April 2012 15:33 (seven years ago) link

i was thinking more like running backs

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 15:40 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

Is there a killfile option for Chrome?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Friday, 31 August 2012 09:51 (six years ago) link

it uses greasemonkey so if greasemonkey is available for chrome then i'd say 'yes'. (and it is available, if the internet is to be believed)

koogs, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:10 (six years ago) link

chrome used to be able to load .user.js files, but now it gives me an error saying that they can only be installed from the Chrome Web Store

diamonddave85, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:22 (six years ago) link

actually, just download the kilxor.user.js script, edit it, the go to chrome://extensions and drag it onto that screen

diamonddave85, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:24 (six years ago) link

also here's a variation of the script to just silently kill the post instead of displaying notifications: https://gist.github.com/3556268

diamonddave85, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:38 (six years ago) link

who r u all killfiling

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:42 (six years ago) link

the poster who somehow turns any thread they engage with into a meltdown: You.

diamonddave85, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:46 (six years ago) link

but but... how did u read my post

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:47 (six years ago) link

can figure out the unicode escape code for ∞

diamonddave85, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:54 (six years ago) link

cant*

diamonddave85, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:54 (six years ago) link

∞KILL∞KILL∞KILL∞

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:55 (six years ago) link

> who r u all killfiling

me, apparently 8)

koogs, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:02 (six years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:04 (six years ago) link

I will accept guesses as to who I'm killfiling.

formerly EDB (ed.b), Friday, 31 August 2012 18:57 (six years ago) link

always assume me, then write that off as egotism, then write that off as complacency

darraghback (darraghmac), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:04 (six years ago) link

HOW DID THIS THREAD GET REVIVED WITH NO NEW POSTS???? HAHA

ayonanas (Matt P), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:30 (six years ago) link

ha nice i was straining attempting to make that joke i mean nothing who am i talking to nobody

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 19:32 (six years ago) link

if i killfilled i would def name names that's like the only time in life you can pull off being like "not listening to u" someone gracefully, aside from like smiling contentedly while rolling up a tinted window or something

flopson, Friday, 31 August 2012 19:55 (six years ago) link

ha nice i was straining attempting to make that joke i mean nothing who am i talking to nobody

― lag∞n, Friday, August 31, 2012 3:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i already made it but i guess im killfiled

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 September 2012 21:14 (six years ago) link

WHAT DID YOU SAY?? I ONLY QUIETFILLED U

ayonanas (Matt P), Saturday, 1 September 2012 21:18 (six years ago) link

actually, just download the kilxor.user.js script, edit it, the go to chrome://extensions and drag it onto that screen

got as far as d/ling the file tbh

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 21:43 (six years ago) link

nm

awes

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 21:57 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

somebody wanna hold my hand with his to show me how to make it work? Darr?

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:01 (six years ago) link

cant believe youre gonna killfile lagßn

乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:05 (six years ago) link

start with the lowest hanging fruit i always say

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:08 (six years ago) link

i tried killfile
for a while
but it doesn't really help so much as make conversations really weird

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:10 (six years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:11 (six years ago) link

grady, that joke literally gets made every time the thread gets bumped

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:13 (six years ago) link

Just followed the instructions forks, doesnt work on my phone tho but its ok now

rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:16 (six years ago) link

"i can't see anybody posting" jokes never get old

life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:18 (six years ago) link

did someone make the "i can't see any posting" joke yet? i can't tell.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:24 (six years ago) link

#no1curr

I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:26 (six years ago) link

i've installed bizarro-KILLFILE 2.0 on my ILX which doubles the number of posters posting nb this script may be indistinguishable from psychosis

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:27 (six years ago) link

you appear to be drinking a lot of coffee mordy, everything okay out there?

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:33 (six years ago) link

no more coffee than normal

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:33 (six years ago) link

jokestoldforu

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:45 (six years ago) link

why am i still posting to this message board literally years after i've seen a single new post here

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:57 (six years ago) link

why am i still posting to this message board literally years after i've seen a single new post here

sigh

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:57 (six years ago) link

Why am i still

rust in pieces (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:05 (six years ago) link

why anybody, why anything

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:30 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG7I4oniOyA

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:39 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Are there any worthwhile comedies streaming right now? I know I've asked this in the past, but it's the genre I'm most afraid to dive into without having my hand held.

― how's life, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 4:42 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think they've got some Buster Keaton on there, you might give him a try.

― Roddenberry Beret (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 5:21 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

: /

― how's life, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 5:25 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 17:14 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

never thought i'd need this but here we are

yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:19 (five years ago) link

who

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:21 (five years ago) link

yeah dish

markers, Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:21 (five years ago) link

we all knew nabisco couldn't be otm forever

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:25 (five years ago) link

he doesnt post anymore

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:29 (five years ago) link

i've seen him around a bit recently

markers, Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:29 (five years ago) link

its got to be either treeship or waterface

lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2013 03:23 (five years ago) link

of both

lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2013 03:24 (five years ago) link

or maybe j0rdan just cause whineys tired of telling him to do his work

lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2013 03:24 (five years ago) link

i'm just happy that i'm controversial finally. my left-wing op-eds in the high school newspaper never really did it.

Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 03:28 (five years ago) link

ha just saw this in the solitary posts thread

Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll

― yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2013 03:40 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

actually, just download the kilxor.user.js script, edit it, the go to chrome://extensions and drag it onto that screen

― diamonddave85

Having problems getting this to work w/Chrome - does the location of the js file matter?

etc, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:29 (five years ago) link

as far as i can tell the only thing it needs is a ".user.js" at the end of the filename then you can drag it into chrome://extensions screen

 diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Just a post of thanks to those who developed and enabled the killfile script.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:53 (five years ago) link

cryptic

Treeship, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:55 (five years ago) link

as with my TV antenna, gave up trying to get it to work

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:57 (five years ago) link

i wonder if morbs uses it

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:04 (five years ago) link

doesn't work w/ zing

Mordy , Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:04 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLIPTOUH51I&feature=kp

Treeship, Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:10 (five years ago) link

that's a good joek, s1ocki! "One in a row!"

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:22 (five years ago) link

Tears of gratitude to those who sacrificed to make this possible

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:27 (five years ago) link

i am kinda with morbs sadly

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 February 2014 00:04 (five years ago) link

so this doesn't work with chrome anymore because it's not straight out of the special Google Chrome Store?

pplains, Monday, 24 February 2014 00:34 (five years ago) link

i'm using the 20090809 script w/greasemonkey + firefox, still works fine

Nhex, Monday, 24 February 2014 00:38 (five years ago) link

All of youse have killfiled ppl?

james franco, Monday, 24 February 2014 01:34 (five years ago) link

i don't leave it on all the time, but there are certain troublemakers that for some reason just keep coming back and stinkin' up every thread they touch

Nhex, Monday, 24 February 2014 01:53 (five years ago) link

Sorry Nhex :(

StanM, Monday, 24 February 2014 15:04 (five years ago) link

haha, i don't deserve an apology!

Nhex, Monday, 24 February 2014 15:17 (five years ago) link

this abt how much cooler this thread wld be if people said who they were killfiling

lag∞n, Monday, 24 February 2014 15:19 (five years ago) link

killfile 3.0

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 February 2014 15:30 (five years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:30 (five years ago) link

> so this doesn't work with chrome anymore because it's not straight out of the special Google Chrome Store?

hard to find info on this, lots of old pages in search results, but you used to be able to bypass the warning by copying the file yourself into the correct place.

koogs, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:35 (five years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

lag∞n, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:35 (five years ago) link

I tried to save to the desktop and then drag it into the browser, but still no go.

Now, that's not the same as "bypass the warning by copying the file yourself into the correct place," but I still can't code on my own.

I just wanted to see what it looked like.

pplains, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:37 (five years ago) link

Also, how many people have installed the killfile and now can't read any koogs posts since his name was used as the dummy?

pplains, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:38 (five years ago) link

go to the url "chrome://extensions" and drag it there

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:39 (five years ago) link

Im assuming lagoon has clowned the 'weird this thread just......' multiple posts by now, right

politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:41 (five years ago) link

why does this thread have no posts at all, nor the rest of this message board

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:05 (five years ago) link

what is a post where am i who am i

lag∞n, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:06 (five years ago) link

yeah, follow diamond dave's instructions for chrome (which i'll repeat so it's all in one post)

download file from here:
http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js (version kilxor_20090809)
save the source as a file (with same name)

in chrome navigate to chrome://extensions
drag file onto page

koogs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:09 (five years ago) link

i hope the list of everyone's killfiles gets leaked one day

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (five years ago) link

who will be ilx's julian assange

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (five years ago) link

ILX System goes cybernet

politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:16 (five years ago) link

ah, that works. now i just have to unkillfile you koogs

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:23 (five years ago) link

thanks koogs, d.d.

how many times do you paste the name in?

pplains, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:24 (five years ago) link

Doesn't this just draw attention to the posters you want to ignore as they continue to figure into threads as conspicuous absences?

Treeship, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:25 (five years ago) link

just once. but you can have more than one name in there.

koogs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:26 (five years ago) link

you don't have to replace the div with text, you can delete it without comment, unfortunately the line above the post isn't part of the post so you'll still see that and know something is missing. plus any references / quoting of the blocked posts won't be blocked, obv.

koogs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:28 (five years ago) link

Doesn't this just draw attention to the posters you want to ignore as they continue to figure into threads as conspicuous absences?
this is still less disruptive than actually reading the garbage that's out there

Nhex, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:32 (five years ago) link

^

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:36 (five years ago) link

killfiles rob u of the joy of hate-reading tho

Mordy , Monday, 24 February 2014 17:37 (five years ago) link

it weakens your immune system

4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:39 (five years ago) link

Yeah, it's pretty annoying:

"(post by someone you've killfiled deleted)"

OTM! Best post ever!
-- someone else you haven't killfiled

Hahaha!
-- other poster who's always OTM about everything

StanM, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:42 (five years ago) link

who actually enjoys hate reading ILX anyway?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:42 (five years ago) link

yeah. killfile discounts the underdog. xpost.

4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:43 (five years ago) link

poor babies, oppressed by posts you don't have to read

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:44 (five years ago) link

i find it very hard to read ilx w/out getting some mileage out of hate-reading.

Mordy , Monday, 24 February 2014 17:44 (five years ago) link

here's my modification to quietly remove killed posts without notification: https://gist.github.com/bsdf/3556268

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:47 (five years ago) link

If you hate reading, why are you on ILX? Go watch some TV! Hahahahahaha

, Monday, 24 February 2014 18:10 (five years ago) link

Ok, Got this thing working.

I used to be on the side of filtering ILX made you a wuss, but Facebook has spoiled me in its blocking feature. We'll see how it goes.

pplains, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:27 (five years ago) link

who are u gonna black

lag∞n, Monday, 24 February 2014 23:33 (five years ago) link

Yeah it only makes you a wuss if you don't tell anyone who you're gonna block

The Edge - why is he so bald and hatted? (wins), Monday, 24 February 2014 23:40 (five years ago) link

Well, ok.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:24 (five years ago) link

My Aunt Margaret won't quit with the right-wing bitstrips, so I had to block her. But please don't say anything because it'd make things really awkward at my cousin's wedding this summer.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:25 (five years ago) link

Hello?

pplains, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 02:31 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

chrome's killing my killfile extension because it's not in their fucking web store. anyone know any workarounds short of switching to firefox or safari?

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:35 (five years ago) link

^yeah, either of those should work

fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:44 (five years ago) link

you can get killfile to work for safari? i've never been able...

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:47 (five years ago) link

i use ninjakit w safari on my laptop. found it in the chrome web store, just installed it, c+p'ed the extension in and it works.

https://github.com/os0x/NinjaKit

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:54 (five years ago) link

tralalalala

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:56 (five years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

stevie nyxnyxnyx (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:59 (five years ago) link

thx matt

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 19:24 (five years ago) link

can we get a killfile that just bans that person

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 19:58 (five years ago) link

All You Need Is Killfile

, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 20:03 (five years ago) link

can we get a banfile that just kills that person

fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 20:04 (five years ago) link

no, you still need to go the old-fashioned way and hire a hitman

Aimless, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 20:08 (five years ago) link

there's an app for that

three months pass...

aaaah, here's that thread again

StanM, Friday, 31 October 2014 13:44 (four years ago) link

@grant needs to be declared, says GreaseMonkey?

StanM, Friday, 31 October 2014 13:51 (four years ago) link

ah, it works anyway. good.

StanM, Friday, 31 October 2014 13:52 (four years ago) link

it appears that there needs to be an explicit "@grant none" line in the header now. feel free to add it. mine works without warnings (firefox)

koogs, Friday, 31 October 2014 14:25 (four years ago) link

thx!

StanM, Friday, 31 October 2014 14:42 (four years ago) link

It doesn't seem to be hiding the posts on the satellite boards, only ILE and ILM -- anyone else experiencing that?

Big Orange Machine (Leee), Friday, 31 October 2014 17:49 (four years ago) link

I don't, no? It blocks posts on all other boards I'm on (maybe 77 is different, wouldn't know about that one)

I did have to add the last line here though:

// @include http://ilx.wh3rd.net/*
// @include http://ilx.p3r.net/*
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// @include http://ilxor.com/*

StanM, Friday, 31 October 2014 17:56 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Is there a way to get killfile to work on ilx zing?

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:59 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

can someone explain to this computer-semi-literate person how to (easily?) killfile folks. i use safari on a mac, and chrome on a PC. command-line stuff is greek to me.

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:41 (four years ago) link

link in OP is broken btw

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:42 (four years ago) link

weird, this thread just got bumped but there's no new posts

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:47 (four years ago) link

lol

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:55 (four years ago) link

Moving bookmark

, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:59 (four years ago) link

never gets old

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:01 (four years ago) link

itt post your killfile

brimstead, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:21 (four years ago) link

Link is broken? Which link?

koogs, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 07:02 (four years ago) link

post by gr8080 deleted

gr8080 OTM

StanM, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 08:18 (four years ago) link

j/k btw, you're the only poster I don't have killfiled

StanM, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 08:19 (four years ago) link

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

should still work, but i have no idea about safari or macintosh or chrome or whatever.

i have added the non-www address for those losers.

koogs, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 09:48 (four years ago) link

on safari on mac:
1) install NinjaKit: https://github.com/os0x/NinjaKit#ninjakit

2) click on the link koogs posted

3) edit the file that opens to add the names you want to killfile, and save it

NinjaKit will put an icon in Safari's bar that you can click to reopen NinjaKit later: once there you click on Scripts at the top to find the killfile script. then you can change names when people change usernames etc.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 09:58 (four years ago) link

for Chrome I used http://tampermonkey.net

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 11:25 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

any way to killfile on firefox on a PC? i don't have admin privileges on this machine, so it might not work.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:42 (four years ago) link

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:45 (four years ago) link

install adblock and adblock the entire domain would be the easiest way. or map ilxor.com etc to 127.0.0.1 in your hosts file (does windows 7+ still have a hosts file?)

(killfile was written for firefox on a pc fwiw, requires greasemonkey and is a bit fiddly)

koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:04 (four years ago) link

can't edit hosts file or really anything else on work computer. i guess i'll have to rely on ol' friend self-control.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:05 (four years ago) link

p.s. thank you for the ideas!

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:05 (four years ago) link

maybe i could write a script that would convert all of dr. morbius's posts to this

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:06 (four years ago) link

every time u attempt to navigate to ilxor.com hit yr hand with a hammer

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:10 (four years ago) link

or i could just make a fist with my toes, or make toes with my fist

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:11 (four years ago) link

With a few tweaks, koogs's script could very well die hard.

:wq (Leee), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:12 (four years ago) link

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:41 (four years ago) link

killfile is for pussies, it's ridiculous to even contemplate

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:10 (four years ago) link

lol amateurist will quit this board when i do

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:11 (four years ago) link

i tried this but the "post by ___ deleted" posts were just too tantalizing.

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:12 (four years ago) link

morbs otm

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:15 (four years ago) link

yep

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (four years ago) link

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (four years ago) link

ok. bye!

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:23 (four years ago) link

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Don't need anything fancy! Just a regular img tag, so instead of:


div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

you have:


div.innerHTML = "<img src='http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg' />"

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:13 (four years ago) link

Oops, add a closing div tag to that.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (four years ago) link

lol and an opening one.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (four years ago) link

i know that works but embedding the external image seems like bad karma. was hoping to get the base64 encode working

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:15 (four years ago) link

Oh! Can you explain? Is it a security issue?

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:04 (four years ago) link

Not security, just bandwidth leeching of that site (film.com in this case). But I suppose I could just reupload it to one of those image hosts which would be fair game ala:


div.innerHTML = "<div><img src='http://i59.tinypic.com/2d14gfc.jpg' />Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>"

(just trying to get to fancy with the base64 thing)

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:11 (four years ago) link

B-but browser caching will probably mean it doesn't get fetched more than once a session. Less probably.

koogs, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:28 (four years ago) link

it's still bad form, not even considering heavy message board use [x sessions x users x browers x refreshes...] granted, film.com looks like they can afford it, but it's a bad habit

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:51 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Guys did we ever get this sorted

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2015 08:56 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

does this thing work or not?

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 10:23 (three years ago) link

Tahts what I said

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:46 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But please don't write to me, I don't have time for your stupid whataboutery.

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 12, 2016 12:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik use this instead of making things up about me defending trump voters and taking the side of woody allen against his accusers. thank you.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:08 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

This does still work, btw. You just need to change instances of http to https, like so: https://pastebin.com/Sa5p5cs7

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 09:41 (one year ago) link

What browser though?

I've been trying it to use it on Chrome with Tampermonkey, and no dice.

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 13:54 (one year ago) link

still works great on safari on os x, thank goodness

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:21 (one year ago) link

is there an easy way to killfile every poster on ilx or do i have to do it manually

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:24 (one year ago) link

i'm writing a "Diamonds Are Forever" parody titled "Killfile Is for Pussies"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:44 (one year ago) link

Or how about OCTOPUSSY, it's KILL-FILE PUSSY. haha lol got 'eem!

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:47 (one year ago) link

a killfile of solace shirley

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:51 (one year ago) link

Works fine on Firefox with Greasemonkey. Honestly should have done this years ago! It's not like the opinions of human carcinogens are any less boring than their zings.

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 16:18 (one year ago) link

how can i killfile the entire internet tbph

Mordy, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:23 (one year ago) link

set yr iphone's date to 1/1/1970

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:36 (one year ago) link

apparently Dan I has been on this board longer than me, and yet made no impression. Funny, that.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:35 (one year ago) link

ppl who use Killfile don't get the flow on certain threads bcz they don't see some posts? but it's all worth it cuz their pansy-ass eyes don't have to deal with those they dislike.

(millennials in a nutshell)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:37 (one year ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:21 (one year ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:26 (one year ago) link

This is rather bemusing. This forum thread was just placed at the top of the www.ilxor.com website, but opening it does not reveal any new contributions.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:51 (one year ago) link

weird it happened again

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:52 (one year ago) link

Weird this board just turned 15 but I don't see any new jokes

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:54 (one year ago) link

ello ello? mate? u theah?

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:58 (one year ago) link

ive attempted to read this thread but there are no posts in it, mods?

lag∞n, Monday, 19 February 2018 19:52 (one year ago) link

Octopost Killfiler

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 February 2018 20:18 (one year ago) link

Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name: https://pastebin.com/YhUAe6Td

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 20:45 (one year ago) link

where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:40 (one year ago) link

:-(

gr8080, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:49 (one year ago) link

Fuck the NRA

DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:54 (one year ago) link

That was random

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:08 (one year ago) link

Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:37 (one year ago) link

Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:36 (one year ago) link

who u guys killfililng?

flopson, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:37 (one year ago) link

Honestly, I'm a very, very novice coder who's just trying to see what works.

Since my playstation died, I can't dupe Adders in GTA anymore.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:04 (one year ago) link

There's an "enabled" button which needs to be turned on. When it's working you get a little red "1" overlaid on the tampermonkey symbol to the right of the address bar

I'm killfiling a bunch of people on the trump threads because their jokes suck and in some cases the posters seem deranged

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:30 (one year ago) link

otm

sleeve, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:53 (one year ago) link

"in some cases"

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 07:44 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

It would be great to modify this so that the "Bookmark" link for blocked posters stays while all the rest of the post is blanked as per usual, would work better with bookmarked posts. I've been idly trying to do this myself but it's a bit beyond me.

badg, Monday, 30 April 2018 15:26 (one year ago) link

i've put a slightly modified version up on github:

https://github.com/acdean/killzor/blob/master/killfile

contains the https changes (thanks Dan) and now has a simple binary flag to switch between 'post by "name" deleted' and just nuking the message completely.

will think about the bookmark thing. it's a good idea but might not be easy.

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:34 (one year ago) link

scratch that. the names are all wrong... give me 10 minutes.

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:38 (one year ago) link

ok, use this one...

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor

i'll write some instructions...

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:45 (one year ago) link

The nuke completely option still leaves a horizontal line btw, not sure if this was deliberate or not

badg, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 14:04 (one year ago) link

oh, i didn't test it. 8)

the other option gives the name of the poster and people didn't like that, hence the new option. it might be possible to get rid of the line as well (but other people also want the bookmarks restored, which is the exact opposite).

koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 15:21 (one year ago) link

what about instead of making the blocked posters post disappear it made it bigger just an idea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 20:45 (one year ago) link

horizontal line is actually a dotted border of the now-empty div. i can make the entire div invisible, but there's an [a] label and a couple of margins involved as well so not easy...

koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:05 (one year ago) link

ok, trailing line deleted.

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js

if you hit the 'Raw' button, and you're lucky, it recognises it as a greasemonkey script and asks if you want to install it...

koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:18 (one year ago) link

will have to think about the bookmark thing.

koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:19 (one year ago) link

Nice, thank you! For the record, this also works on Mac Safari, using NinjaKit.

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 3 May 2018 10:16 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

UPDATE: Eater sent me a pull request. Now the Bookmark link remains visible when post body is removed, so you can remove the bookmark from your unread list. (but not currently in nuke mode)

thanks Eater.

koogs, Saturday, 30 June 2018 09:16 (one year ago) link

nuke mode is the best, thanks again

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 30 June 2018 09:40 (one year ago) link

(the same thing in nuke mode is easy enough but looks a bit odd, a post with only a bookmark tag in it, and a trailing line. Needs a bit of thought)

koogs, Saturday, 30 June 2018 16:09 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

i apologize if this has been discussed previously in this thread, but is there a way to know if you've been killfiled? not specifically the person who did it but just the number of users who have killfiled you, if any?

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:20 (eleven months ago) link

unrelated, this is a great thread title, appreciate the occasion to be here

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:21 (eleven months ago) link

Thread was bumped

No new posts

Mods???

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:21 (eleven months ago) link

lol

nobody has killfiled u km

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

that lol was most certainly an xp

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

lol

it had to be done

xposts

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

thanks darraghmac!

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:23 (eleven months ago) link

thats not uh an official assurance but id put a good...imma say 7 euro on it

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:25 (eleven months ago) link

i fucking trusted you, man

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:28 (eleven months ago) link

Weird

It happened again

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (eleven months ago) link

killfile code runs IN THE BROWSER of the person doing the killfiling. = there's no way of telling.

koogs, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (eleven months ago) link

ah, i see. i guess i just figured that in the same way that website analytics capture so much other browser metadata from visitors (OS, device-type, etc) it might also able to capture who is running the killfile code

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:32 (eleven months ago) link

i trust me to i trust me about 7 euro i dont ask you trust me more than that and i certainly dont recommend it

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:34 (eleven months ago) link

I would wager no one has ever blocked you, KM. Would not wager that about myself, darragh, or infinity

Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:39 (eleven months ago) link

Luv u babe

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:41 (eleven months ago) link

one thing about dmac is that you always find yourself mailing him 7 euros, but it's the cost of doing business

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:43 (eleven months ago) link

i found this one weird trick to tell you how many people have you killfiled: type your facebook password into the textbox, click "Convert Simple HTML to BBcode" button. go into the bathroom and turn off all the lights and say "BAN l0u1s jagg3r" into the mirror 77 times. return to your workstation and click "Submit Post". within 24 hours you'll have your answer

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:43 (eleven months ago) link

I Tried This One Weird Trick That Did Not Work, And Here's Why

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:50 (eleven months ago) link

Everyone here takes way too many risks when it comes to opening portals to the netherworld.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:51 (eleven months ago) link

If I had to bet on which ILXor is the least likely to have been killfiled, I'd put my money on the Mailman.

Where do I send my moneys, deems

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:51 (eleven months ago) link

I wonder how many people would killfile darraghmac if he added a subtle link to a patreon account at the bottom of each post

Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:53 (eleven months ago) link

"and just like that, i had an in"

/pan to liotta

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:11 (eleven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

how do you killfile

gbx, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:12 (ten months ago) link

why is this thread bumped with no posts

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:13 (ten months ago) link

not sure gbx, sorry your revive has no replies yet

omar little, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:30 (ten months ago) link

Treeship that's an excellent question and I must confess I'm stumped

imago, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:24 (ten months ago) link

how do you killfile

― gbx, Wednesday, September 12, 2018 6:12 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:11 (ten months ago) link

some firefox-specific help:

install greasemonkey for your browser

save the file from here: https://github.com/acdean/kilxor

change line 17 to include the people you want to exclude

then open it in your browser and it should prompt you to add it as a user script

i'll add this to a readme, sometime.

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:25 (ten months ago) link

how do you separate multiple usernames in line 17 again?

sleeve, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:26 (ten months ago) link

there are two in the example for just this reason 8)


var fules = [/noob/, /luser_name_here/];

comma separated, patterns surrounded by slashes...

(and those are regexp patterns, so if youre feeling brave then things like /k..gs/ should match 'koogs' etc)

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:47 (ten months ago) link

How can I find out who killfiled me and get back at them? Didn’t see it in the FAQ

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:50 (ten months ago) link

urgent and key

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2018 16:02 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

loving this new version, ty

sleeve, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:10 (eight months ago) link

happy for you

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:11 (eight months ago) link

if only they could fix this bookmark glitch

sleeve, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:13 (eight months ago) link

Hello?

Weird

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 05:19 (eight months ago) link

there’s still no way of hiding a single user on a specific thread, is there

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 08:59 (eight months ago) link

the urls at the top don't have to be site-specific, they could be thread-specific...

koogs, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 09:27 (eight months ago) link

hmm! wld have to install a new one every month, but...

(there’s still no killfile on zing, right?)

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 09:32 (eight months ago) link

you can block a poster but not thread specific

badg, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:03 (eight months ago) link

Trying to get this to work on Tampermonkey and Pastebin to no avail.

var fules = [/Morb/,/some_losers_username_here/];

Other than the second half with the person you want to block, do you need to change anything else? Don't really know what I'm doing lol

PaulTMA, Thursday, 22 November 2018 12:39 (eight months ago) link

> Other than the second half with the person you want to block, do you need to change anything else?

that should be enough

> Tampermonkey

this is untested though

koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 13:31 (eight months ago) link

I have not yet gotten it to work with tampermonkey :(

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 22 November 2018 14:32 (eight months ago) link

i have just gotten it working with tampermonkey

install tampermonkey, then go here: https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js

click on "Raw" and it might, if you're lucky, open in a tampermonkey user script editor, change the 'fules' on line 17, ignore the warnings and errors, file, save, profit.

koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:55 (eight months ago) link

^ that was macos chrome, v70.0.3538.102

and i can still see my blobs.

koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:56 (eight months ago) link

we all can mate, put them away

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:58 (eight months ago) link

Finally got him zapped to fuck. Thanks.

PaulTMA, Saturday, 24 November 2018 12:02 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

brilliant koogs, you were right that it now works with tampermonkey

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:29 (five months ago) link

Weird that this thread is updated without a new post!1!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:35 (five months ago) link

;)

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:47 (five months ago) link


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