zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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"He represents everything I despise. Obviousness."

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

O RLY

Non-Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ILX turned into a porn site so gradually I didn't notice.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

where's the bukkake?

milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She's still ultra-tick. Unfortunately, I can't really abide staring at exceptionally beautiful women. The agony and torment of sexually desiring something one can never (rationally) hope to have is something I can never cope with. Perhaps I'm thinking about it too much.

Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I almost thought this would be a C*lum thread, but the title wasn't nearly "funny" enough.

x-post louis, can it.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I HEAR YA, FELLA.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

she looks like someone that julian temple would cast in a lame all singing and all dancing sci-fi version of abc's how to be a zillionare. either that or a cross between kirsten dunst and brenda from six feet under.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

where's ethan when i need him to turn this into a repeat of the maggie gyglglglgglghghghaal thread

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

she looks like a minor villainess from the Batman TV show.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

she looks like someone that julian temple would cast in a lame all singing and all dancing sci-fi version of abc's how to be a zillionare.

Not so far off with the singing/dancing
http://www.maxwelldemille.com/argyle/photos-6-16-03/images/a-samantha_zooey.jpg

milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

margot kidder? aw, yeah

http://www.videomax.ro/Images/actors/591_a_normal.jpg

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"I call it Cirque Du Face."

She is a very good singer.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 15 September 2006 12:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

otm

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

adorable in person

Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

in bed too

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

jimmy, u name dropper

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

why do you all want 'rich daughters of hollywood' to have all the pathetic indie quirks of your quirky indie friends??!?!
-- trife (...), September 10th, 2003 4:18 PM. (simon_tr) (link)


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i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!
-- trife (...), September 10th, 2003 4:19 PM. (simon_tr) (link)


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b-but trife she plays the banjo!
-- gabbo giftington (dubplatestyl...), September 10th, 2003 4:19 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

&

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Sorry, that was a test post, cause I can't seem to post to another thread.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

this is pretty classic.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Time for a new one, can someone post the one at

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pgs/z/zooey-deschanel/zooey-deschanel-picture-012.htm

this is a public computer and I can't do it

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

not because it's NSFW but because you can't view the url for the image

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

scarlett johansson ii: the quickening

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Sorry folks, but I'll have to vote for her sister Emily.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

SOOPR CUET

Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

my 1 and only celebrity crush!!!1

tho first pic does her no favors!!

Will (will), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She's way cuter than Emily.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Emily's cute but she looks old. She looks about 10 years older.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

she's cute if you're into that whole chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues-and-aren't-that-good-inbetween-the-sheets thing.

oops (Oops), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

You can look at a woman and tell how good she is? I would think that would be rather intimidating.

"Um, hello..." noticious that she's a love-hungry animal with a rapacious hunger for manflesh... "Ms. Albright, how are you..."

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

shes super tiny in person. i saw her looking super depressed with giovanni ribisi a couple months ago.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues

swooon
http://www.heygirl.com.tr/eglence_bileti/00321/imperiaflex_0_30_0.jpg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

floral issues - especially snaggy.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who dat

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

oh right the dawson

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

I love you .... I honestly love you ....

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Has she ever been in an even semi-halfway-decent movie tho?

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Zooey or Michelle?

Michelle was in Brokeback Mountain.

Zooey was in All the Real Girls and Elf.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

She has bad fashion sense, I hate all that BCBG shit.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She was in The Good Girl (one of those very-well-made-but-will-never-watch-again-because-WTF) and Hitchhiker's Guide... (A++++ comedy, will watch again).

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I concur she is a darling woman, I would put her up on my shelf for sure.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WTF with Martin Freeman's old man hair?
http://images.scotsman.com/2005/04/22/22galb.jpg

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That's a very odd picture. I don't like when she looks all porcelainy.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WAHT

Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Pocelainey is exactly why I would put her on my shelf.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Jake Gyllenhaal.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Alf, this is where I have to join the hetero camp, sorry.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

if i were to join the opposite homo camp i would go for her, porcelainy or natural. so pretty, so cute. and i really like her hair there w/ martin freeman (it makes up for his)

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She did that other movie with Will Ferrell that was too long n' slow but it could've been real good.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

she was also in 'failure to launch' which is not such a bad movie (well, better than i had any expectations of), though partly b/c she's in it

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Squirrel, you are an asshole.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

^ cosigned

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

At least I don't post vile pictures of dead people and crack jokes abou it. Talk about inhumane.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Why not volunteer and go to Iraq so you can enjoy violating the dead firsthand?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WAHT R U PPL TALKING ABT NOT ZOOAY DECHANEL

Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I've met her, she's tiny and fine featured, but not perfectly pretty which is kind of hot. EXCELLENT singer, and quite friendly and seems smart.

I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, she's pretty but not intimidatingly so. Actually yes, I would be intimidated, but y'know what I mean.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf:

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/misc/sundancechrysler8.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That's because the Deschanel family was originally bred on shelves.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

C'mon, Alfred...Maggie G may be an excellent actor but girl is purty homely. Nay - ugly. Zooey D is gorgeous.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Dare I say Fugly?

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

zooey is pretty in a spooky kinda way, maggie g is sorta cute and appealing but not pretty. jake always seems to be described as "dreamy" - that seems just about right.

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Related thread: I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal
(the Ethan/Jess IM convo above originally appeared there)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf

Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

And her dad directed a couple of episodes, if I'm not mistaken.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

*waits for jaymc to check twin peaks tab of spreadsheet*

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Why would I have a Twin Peaks tab on my spreadsheet? SHASTA U SO CRAZY.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

o snap! hi donna's mom

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
So she's slated to play Janis Joplin in the new biopic,
"The Gospel According To Janis." I've never heard her
sing, but I'm hopeful that she has a killer voice.
After all, Pink was bypassed for the role and she's
an excellent Joplin interpreter.
Does anyone have a link to Deschanel's singing?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE FROM BITCHVILLE
YOU DUMB PIECE OF BUTT
EAT SHIT AND DIE COCK SCOOPER
ARREST *THIS* SQUIRREL POLICE COPPERS

ath (ath), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Thanks. Happy holidays!

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

showed up in the last few episodes of the excellent season 2 of Weeds and will be a regular for at least the first few episodes when season 3 rolls around.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That's weird about Janis. I really wish they wouldn't insist on picking an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Oh, no. You should dare.

I think that if she can channel the feeling that Janis showed during the Dick Cavett interview where she said "I'm going home" in a defiant yet still hurt way when talking about going to her high school reunion, she will have nailed it.

It will be interesting to see how they balance the life story and the music aspect of it. Unlike Ray and Walk the Line, I would argue that Janis' story would be more interesting WITHOUT the music playing a central part. Maybe some formative stuff, like when she learned to sing, but Janis was a soul singer...all emotion. Imitating her singing would accomplish little, I think.

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

She was hilarious in Weeds.

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer

Oscar alert

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

(unless there's a movie about disability or abuse, obv.)

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

maybe in this version janis will have palsy or something

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

SP is from BOISE, not bithville, hanging out at Terrapin Station and trying to bum weed from 22 year old girls who are disgusted by him. I imagine.

Zooey's clothes are still gross. I think Lily Tomlin should play Janis.

Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I think Lily Tomlin should play Janis.

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), November 19th, 2006.

AAARRRGHH

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I don't really think that. Maybe William H. Macy would do well.

Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

My friend and I just watched the last 4 eps of S2 of Weeds and I saw her name in the opening credits and was like "oh shit". Yeah, she ruled in it.

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

New album with M Ward actually quite good shockah. She sounds very sweet in front of the Ward wall-'o-Sound.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QRWqxPuRL._AA240_.jpg

SeekAltRoute, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

tainted by nude spock :(

DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

her singing is the reason Elf is actually an amazing xmas movie

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.

-- milo z (mlp), Thursday, September 14, 2006 7:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

???

I haven't seen too many photos of this woman, but that's a great photo!

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

squirrel police was not a spockpuppet. he was a special dude all on his own

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

double heartbreak :(

DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

there's so much you missed while out on tour

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

the stuff i've heard off that album is shockingly good! and i don't even like m.ward either, like at all. huh.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

I really just want to weep looking at her.

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

^ misread this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

that too. And I really didn't want to post that, but I just get all crepey about Zooey Deschanel and can't help it.

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

bought the CD today, it's sort of shockingly good in a "tapestry", carol king kinda way.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

"shockingly good" hits it about right on the head

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean the thought of a "hot" indie actress and a depresso b-list neil young clone indie folk dude doing a "kitchy" singer songwriter record makes me want to barffff in concept, but damn this is nice.

it's something when my least favorite 2 songs are "you really got a hold on me" and a beatles song.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

OVERRATED

Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

her next 2 movies ara a m night shamaladingdong with marky mark and then something with jim carrey :/

mizzell, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

m night shamaladingdong

no matter how many times people do this I still want to berate them

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

i've seen both her and Ellen Page inside or right outside LA's Built By Wendy

jaxon, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

i was just having the same thought

xpost

horseshoe, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

Shamala-ling-dong (big or small)

Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

You must get people making fun of your name and adding extra syllables all the time, Electronic Bugaloo.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah what a dick, having a foreign name and shit. so pretentious.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

didn't mean to offend, just what goes through my head. actually didn't know that people said that.

mizzell, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

*googles* oof. sorry indeed.

mizzell, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

I would be okay with people saying "Shamalamadingdong" if they also thought he was from "Indiana" and way maybe part Malayaliamneeson and part Tamilamiscil

nabisco, Friday, 21 March 2008 19:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

I.e., you know, show some follow-through

nabisco, Friday, 21 March 2008 19:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

It's funny cuz he sucks

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

my last name is as english as they come, and i am hardly offended by people making lame cracks at it, because it sucks.

remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

do you honestly think this is some sort of cryptoracial/zenophobic thing, lex/nabisco?

remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.fikirbaz.com/arsiv/photos/zooey_deschanel.jpg

remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

do you honestly think this is some sort of cryptoracial/zenophobic thing, lex/nabisco?

-- remy bean, Friday, March 21, 2008 10:29 PM

I think it's a little disingenuous to deny the element of "lol dude has a furrin name," yes.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

also wow @ that xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

see, this is where i disagree. i think it is a silly-sounding name in the same way i think very english/american names like

heywood
lovelace
cantrell-ferrall (a girl i know)

are all silly-sounding names

remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

don't sully the deschanel thread. go to the bottle-opener thread.

Gukbe, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

i bet your last name is bohner

remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

ZDFY!

nickalicious, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

why the hell isn't geir all up on the She & Him record?! it's got melody and songcraft up the butt! maybe it doesn't count if it's not four-to-five boring english dudes bringing the melody though.

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

Wait, isn't the 2nd pic above this actually Jenny Lewis?

Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

my thoughts exactly

blueski, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 17:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

Deschanel >>>>> Lewis

now true in every sense!

Simon H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

As hot as she is, she has this constant, disingenuous "AM I CUTE???!!!" look that I can't stand.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/08/12/oly.kids/art.lin.xinhua.ap.jpg

she has this constant, disingenuous "AM I CUTE???!!!" look that I can't stand.

-- Hurting 2, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

DISINGENUOUS!

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

As hot as she is, she has this constant, disingenuous "AM I CUTE???!!!" look that I can't stand.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:21 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this

all i see in ads for THE YES MAN are a wall of bangs and her giant round eyes

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

whats with the anime snowsuit picture

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

The title of this thread always makes me think of Florida Evans in the Good Times when James dies. Although Zooey would have taken that show in a really different direction.

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

i dunno but those sidebar pics are pretty :D

she needs to cut out the quirky waif ish and do some real thuggin like chloe sevigny

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

xp the title always makes me think of mr snrub's classic "duddy duddy dud!"

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her sister looks better, if you ask me

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

enh i always wanted to fuck a keane painting

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety of The Happening.

You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

in fairness i think everyone in the happening is supposed to be severely retarded and/or drugged tho

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol the happening

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

the blappening

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

she's cool and DTE. good singer too.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

DTE may refer to:

* Data terminal equipment, a telecommunications instrument that interfaces with computers
* DTE Energy, a power company based in Detroit, Michigan, USA
* Dithioerythritol, a chemical compound with two reducing SH-groups
* DTE80, a Microsoft VStudio automation library

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm guessing "down to earth"

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety

― You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:28 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cozwn, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

Whoah: I always thought she went to my college after me, but now that I look, I think she spent her year there while I was still around

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

okay, is that footage from The Happening real?!

sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

DTF more like

Usic Has The Right To Children (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha, sorry... not to get all suzy on you but she's a friend/partner of a bro.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

She so pretty.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

sasha u tap or what

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

whoa

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

shasta did u tap it or what

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

^ Max is having a little trouble with the internet today

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

that looks like a bad movie, but it doesn't stand up to the "greatest hits" from the wicker man remake.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

O_O its friday and i neeeeed to get out of here O_O

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

Anybody else watch the terrible Sci-Fi Channel Wizard of Oz remake?

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha, no tapping. but she knows hella Twin Peaks trivia.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

The weird white jumpsuit is from Hitchhiker's Guide.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, September 20, 2006 9:00 AM (2 years ago)

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

DTE may refer to:

* Data terminal equipment, a telecommunications instrument that interfaces with computers
* DTE Energy, a power company based in Detroit, Michigan, USA
* Dithioerythritol, a chemical compound with two reducing SH-groups
* DTE80, a Microsoft VStudio automation library

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, December 19, 2008 3:32 PM (16 minutes ago)

dude, you've gotta know urbandictionary > wiki by now

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^ nice attempt to keep up with shasta xp

s1ocki, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

gyllenhaal dad also worked on twin peaks, that show was like the nexus of indie actor bs for the '00 era

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

Just filling out the information, s1ocksta

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

okay, is that footage from The Happening real?!

― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, December 19, 2008 3:37 PM (20 minutes ago)

yes, yes it is

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

the climax of the movie involves, in part, them somehow OUTRUNNING THE WIND just fyi

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

Zach Braff's dad played BOB

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

michael cera's grandfather is david lynch

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

I wish Major Briggs was a real person I could take fishing.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

He's only Gillian Anderson's dad

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

angelo badalamenti is actually the brother by marriage of zack galifianakis' dad

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

(the penis)

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

She's very beautiful and, like most very beautiful women, is condemned to a life with inferior males.

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

Spoken like a firmly heterosexual male

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

I don't find her 'very beautiful' though neither is she belle-laide, she's just very, very alluring.

La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety of The Happening.

Used to great effect on the RiffTrax version of The Happening.

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

My friend was a semi-friend of hers in college and wanted desperately to get in her pants. Now he says that she was smelly but I think that's just sour grapes.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

As a firmly heterosexual male, I'm not sure how else I ought to speak.

the pinefox, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

will never marry

youn, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

Wasn't a criticism, PF, just an observation!

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 22:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

He directed a few eps.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

was kind of a sexist comment i think, certainly a weird one, but wvs.

very hard not to do 'i thought you were supergay' joek here.

xp

Usic Has The Right To Children (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (1 hour)

this thread had finally convicned
me, way too late, that nabisco is not otm

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

Hahaha I have only ventured one opinion here, about thinking Emily might be cuter

nabisco, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Granted I've only seen it once, and it was some years ago, but I really liked All the Real Girls. It seems to get a lot of hate.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

i really want to see the happening now

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

you don't! that little compilation is brilliant, but when watching the film itself, your soul will be crushed.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

Uh, sure, Nabisco.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have no idea which position you're taking with that picture, man! I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really. Also whether or not you imagine a childhood where Zooey is always being huge-eyed and quirky and attention-grabbing and Emily is sneering around being annoyed with that.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

her eye makeup is terrifying in that picture

horseshoe, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.piotrpix.com/files/images/Raccoon%207_0.preview.JPG

Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

Emily is just Zooey + 8 years + a week dead + on coke

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

terrifyingly PRETTY

umm okay that is a somewhat how-you-say "dramatic" makeup job there, but honestly, there is no picture anyone will ever find on the internet to back up any assertion that Emily Deschanel is anything other than pretty good looking

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really.

Could be. It's kind of amazing that they are sisters, actually, since Emily looks totally unremarkable to me, and Zooey induces instant affection.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

xpost - also I am happy to admit that as far as default facial expressions go, I probably have come to prefer "thoughtful appraising squint" to "wide-eyed, giddy, slightly stonerish"

xpost - "totally unremarkable?" -- this seems like madness -- there are days when i'd think that of them in reverse!

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

Unremarkable doesn't mean unattractive, btw -- just kind of, you know, standard Hollywood actress.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^ see, not that this is the issue, but the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

I may also be affected by a sense that Emily could kick Zooey's ass, even after she lost weight/hips during a Bones off-season

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

i may be having problems with my browser. but that last pic Mr. Que posted looks like zooey deschanel next to an enormous pink hexagon.

oh no, wait...

Mo Money Mo Konjic (Roberto Spiralli), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

nabs, I thought you were making the argument that you were pro-Emily b/c she was more everydayish?

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

No no, I haven't said anything like that!

It's spectacularly unimportant, I just kinda like her better. I'm guessing it's like 40% jaw-related and 30% squint-versus-wide-eyes-related. Either that or I'm just old or something.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

Also I've watched Bones several times

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

to me that last pic says it all, Z's hair is darker and shinier, her skin is whiter and clearer, her eyes are bluer, Emily looks like her boyfriend has cheated on her whereas Z just looks like she wants away from her weird sister

i watch Bones btw

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Yes Man was very good.

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

this chick brings out the challops in me

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

brings me out in challops I mean, dangit

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

Love that this thread was started by the staunchly pro choice squirrel_police.

Mexican Sleeping Pill, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

girl you bring out the challops in me

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

excuse me while I put away my challops

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

wd rather ws a fitness chick

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

an enormous pink hexagon

died @ this

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

I love that movie

the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

want your life real bad

Savannah Smiles, Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol @ Bones

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 December 2008 05:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

She did a great job taking over Katie Holme's role in the new Batman.

redmond, Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^^ suggest ban

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's too bad she has such an absurdly quirky name. I'd like her better if she was named something like Beth.

Hey nabisco, I bet you don't see girls like this every day:

http://www.martianpeople.com/imgs/alien_woman_morph498x487.jpg

I'd hit it!

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

the tiny one on her shoulder?

s1ocki, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

so i am watching elf right now

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

and that part where she sings baby it's cold outside is pretty great

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

zooey singing in elf is pretty much the top ranking smuhhhhhh

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

wait is smuhhhhh good or bad

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

The emotional movie of the entire film is her singing!

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha I mean climax not movie

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

emily deschanel looks kind of like she can unhook her jaw like a snake (not in a "oh damn" sort of way, but instead a "eats mice" sort of way)

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

don't say like that

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

heh.

i am completely pro singing in elf zooey deschanel. is adorable.

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

Engaged to Ben Gibbard.

I had no idea they were even dating.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

I was about to say that I sorta changed my mind about the Emily/Zooey challop while watching Bones the other night, but no, she does not eat mice, I am now going to stand by this just out of defensiveness

nabisco, Monday, 29 December 2008 23:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

I had been confusing "is cuter" with "am personally fonder of," something I don't feel too bad about because that confusion can make life better and is essential if you ever hope to have a spouse

nabisco, Monday, 29 December 2008 23:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

wtf at me upthread...I've never seen Elf.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 23:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

rip

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

it's a shame about the drowning.

plastic toy shark (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

I only recently noticed the whole k4ty p3rry thing

warmsherry, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah maybe now ben gibbard can drown her

"made smashable" (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 03:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

wtf

"made smashable" (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 03:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

You know, Ben Gibbard turned into Bob Newhart so gradually I didn't even notice.

The People's Republic of Padgettstan (some dude), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 03:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha it was his plan all along

s1ocki, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 04:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

one day he'll wake up and it'll be the mid-90s again and we'll all laugh and panic about y2k

BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 05:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

and buy billions in the nasdaq

BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 05:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://data.tumblr.com/oyKdYhULCi3t5j044yjLd3T4o1_400.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 08:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol I thought that was going to be about drowning

The Reverend, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 08:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

wait a minute, who is this Gibbard piece of shit?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 14:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

it all seems like another example of how, despite globalization etc, lots of things actually remain American and not well-known elsewhere, which I have always found interesting.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 14:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

in america we hav lots of amazing things like death cab for cutie and nascar that were keeping all for ourselves

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

ha teh british don't know GIBBARD

cutty, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

god he looks like such a fucking schmo

cutty, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

horrible hair. fattey. OH BUT HE WRITES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONGS FOR ZOOEY.

cutty, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

maybe he is a sparkling conversationalist -- you ever think of that, you shallow bastards?

nabisco, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

he's a sweet guy, gently nerdish but funny.

Harvey Weewax (stevie), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

he is a love dæmon

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

the thought of them banging makes me want to cry

cutty, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

Adam Sandler's Dirty Chef in Underwear Looking Good (some dude), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

'I Kissed a Girl' was a great pop song.

redmond, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm American, and Ive thankfully never heard a song by this guy's band.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

nvs of u

pazuzu's petals (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

What's wrong with Florida in that Good Times clip?

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

she burnt the cornbread

cutty, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm American, and Ive thankfully never heard a song by this guy's band.

― Bill Magill, Wednesday, December 31, 2008 11:12 AM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe they would be yr fav tho and u would meet him backstage and comfort him over the drowning loss of his doe eyed fiancee and later marry him and give him children

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

Doubtful

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her husband died, Bill. James died.

nabisco, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

All those years of hard work and struggling and doing right for his wife and children ended when James Evans had a heart attack -- where else? -- on the job. He was a good man, Bill.

nabisco, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

Thanks, nabisco

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

The guy who plays James still pops up on tv and looks exactly the same as he did on Good Times. Good for him.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Don't thank me, Bill. Thank James Evans for everything he did to make this world a better place for his family, and the good-humored grace with which he did it all. Find the James Evans inside yourself and let that light shine on the world. Ask yourself: what would James Evans do? And then, if the answer isn't "beat the child with a belt," you should probably do it.

nabisco, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

Yeah, John Amos ages better than, I dunno, Zooey Deschanel.

nabisco, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

and that Gibbard guy.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

James Evans had a heart car accident attack

she is living in an auto tune (kingkongvsgodzilla), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oh shit right!

nabisco, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

car accident attacks are the worst

Adam Sandler's Dirty Chef in Underwear Looking Good (some dude), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

I had an accident attack in a car once, had to have the upholstery replaced...

snoball, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 16:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

what is all this about someone drowning ?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

Someone posted a pic of Natalie Wood on the vintage ws thread.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

was she whiney's first poll??

s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

zooey was drowned the other day, pinefox, by ben gibbard and an unknown animal collection record listener

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

she was drowned in katy perrys eyes

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

;_;

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

maybe he is a sparkling conversationalist -- you ever think of that, you shallow bastards?

― nabisco, Wednesday, December 31, 2008 10:38 AM (2 hours ago)

hope he's not as creepy and woman- and self-hating irl as he is in his songs at least

"made smashable" (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

Someone posted a pic of Natalie Wood on the vintage ws thread.

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, December 31, 2008 12:53 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was she whiney's first poll??

― s1ocki, Wednesday, December 31, 2008 12:55 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

vs. pia zadora

has μ answers (Lamp), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

gibbard sings like every. word. is. very. importatn.

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILCB_f0IIyI

velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

seeing this in 1.5 weeks! :D :D :D

boys (Tape Store), Friday, 12 June 2009 06:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

uuuuuuuugh

circa1916, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

well, at least that trailer's better than this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsD0NpFSADM

circa1916, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE FROM BITCHVILLE
YOU DUMB PIECE OF BUTT
EAT SHIT AND DIE COCK SCOOPER
ARREST *THIS* SQUIRREL POLICE COPPERS
― ath (ath)

^^^^ quality post

velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

This could be the Citizen Kane of corny indie fuxxor cinema but shit, I couldn't stop hating it after that cutesy Smiths conversation in the elevator.

circa1916, Friday, 12 June 2009 07:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJFutyUrllo

latebloomer, Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

zooey: it's a lifestyle

latebloomer, Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

this looks dumb but I admit I lol'd at the anal joke. also I can't believe that the kid from 10 things I hate about you/3rd rock from the sun is now a "leading man." also i love you zooey

Dr. Johnson (askance johnson), Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

She did that other movie with Will Ferrell that was too long n' slow but it could've been real good.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Squirrel, you are an asshole.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ cosigned

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:35 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so what was going on here, were people vehemently defending that shitty Winter Passing movie?

some dude, Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

i think people were responding to many earlier instances where S_P was perving on ally and generally being a pain

velko, Saturday, 20 June 2009 03:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

Totally thought she was hot after randomly seeing that Katie Holmes vehicle Abandon (The Ring was sold out) and All The Real Girls. But after The Happening she just seems too Small Wonder to handle. Actually liked her and Joey Gordo in that Don Cheadle crazy-kids-in-an-asylum movie (called manic? i think?) too bad they were reunited in such obvious indie skeet skeet skeet.

da croupier, Saturday, 20 June 2009 04:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

i bet i would have eaten this shit up in college though. My first conversation with my future best friend involved "there is a light" too, ugh HIGH SCHOOL WADDYA WANT.

da croupier, Saturday, 20 June 2009 04:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's been THREE YEARS since S_P was here?!

kingfish, Saturday, 20 June 2009 06:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Why everyone’s infatuated with Zooey Deschanel

By SARA STEWART

Posted: 12:44 AM, July 4, 2010

In the late ’90s, there was “Something About Mary.” These days, there’s something about Zooey.

“She’s adorable and quirky, but also seems to possess an endearing intelligence and approachability,” says fan Adam S., 33, who didn’t want his full name printed. “She (Zooey Deschanel) really encapsulates what the ideal girlfriend would be.”

Plus, says the New York-based entertainment lawyer, “She’s got that Billie Holiday chanteuse thing going on.”

The 30-year-old actress and singer has become the standard-bearer for glamorous, old-timey, don’t-try-too-hard stardom. Her style, which the actress has described as “whimsical and feminine,” regularly includes vintage pieces and unique pairings — “I’ve always enjoyed wearing old-fashioned clothes,” the actress told The Guardian newspaper, and “I try to stick to classic pieces. I don’t go to fashion shows or pay attention to what other people are wearing.”

In an era in which the red carpet can seem as if it’s been styled by a single person (One-shoulder dresses are in! Everyone wear red!), Deschanel’s independent sartorial spirit makes her a Hollywood anomaly.

Deschanel, an actress whose film career was launched with a breakout role in 2000’s “Almost Famous,” is also a celebrated singer-songwriter. After a 2001 gig singing with a cabaret outfit, she paired up with indie guitarist M. Ward in 2008 to form the band She and Him. Their two albums — succinctly titled Volume One and Volume Two — are throwbacks to sunny ’60s and ’70s pop, and have attracted a sizeable following largely thanks to Deschanel’s jazz-singer vocals. She’s also married to a musician: Ben Gibbard, lead singer of the band Death Cab for Cutie.

Today, when She and Him plays a free show on Governors Island, Zooey’s devoted fans will be there in droves — many of the female members styled in the manner of the chic Deschanel herself.

When the band played Bowery Ballroom last year, the crowd was dotted with girls in bangs or wearing cute retro-style outfits.

“People were really into the show. They were singing along to all the songs, super-enthusiastic,” says Cheryl Abramson, an ad-agency employee, who was there.

Deschanel’s fans seem equally distributed between genders, but she certainly seems to evoke ardent crushes in men. When She and Him played the Bonnaroo festival in Tennessee earlier this month, Deschanel’s closing-number rendition of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ “I Put a Spell on You” “prompted several indie boys to loudly proclaim their love for the indie songstress,” Rolling Stone magazine wrote.

“I would give anything just to get a glimpse of her,” says 19-year-old Texan Tyler Busby, who recently created a Deschanel fan page on Facebook that instantly generated heat. “I just made it for a couple of my friends,” Busby says, “and then I saw that 700 people had added it!”

Even her “(500) Days of Summer” co-star and longtime friend Joseph Gordon-Levitt sounded a little infatuated when he did interviews about their romantic comedy last year. “Every morning on my way to work I (would) listen to She and Him to hear her singing; her voice and her songs and her beautiful melodies. It made it very easy to play smitten, to have those songs in your head,” he told Film.com.

She’s even inspired a Web page devoted to artistic renderings of her: at the Zooey Deschanel DeviantArt page, you can find her image depicted in every style from pencil-drawn portrait to impressionist to . . . cat. Yes, someone drew Deschanel as a house cat.

Inevitably, there are also Deschanel detractors. Her film roles often fall into the category of the “MPDG” (manic pixie dreamgirl), a cinematic trope defined by the Onion AV Club as “that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures.”

This certainly applies to many recent Deschanel roles: the mysterious Summer in “(500) Days of Summer”; the quirky singer Jovie in “Elf”; Jim Carrey’s free-spirited girlfriend in “Yes Man.” But somehow Deschanel makes it work; even at her quirkiest, she’s way less annoying than, say, the Natalie Portman character in “Garden State” (the most widely reviled of the MPDGs).

Off-screen, Deschanel is indisputably influencing the fashion choices of a generation of hipster girls. “She’s definitely got a downtown vibe,” says a salesperson at Daha Vintage on Orchard Street. “She’s very, very cool. Whenever I see her in a magazine or at a premiere, she always looks really great.”

American Apparel employee Eve Chien agrees. “I definitely see girls coming in here who look like that sort of quirky style.”

Even Deschanel’s ad for cotton last spring was a big hit. Yes, cotton. As in “the fabric of our lives.” She wrote and sang the song in the commercial, and it stuck in people’s heads. “Excuse me, but I’m going to go buy something made out of cotton now,” wrote Lindsay, a blogger for Videogum.com. “Downloading a song about cotton might be pushing it . . . but just a tad. She’s Zooey Deschanel, darling. She can do anything.”

buzza, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

definitely the kind of story that needed an anonymous source

pass le corbusier (s1ocki), Monday, 5 July 2010 05:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

She and Him
by ~bd5000

On a stage
lit like the gloaming
crowded with instruments
players
ghosts
vibing on an earlier time
songs sung
sweetly She keys
electric piano
black guitar for Him
melodiously puts forth
emotion
to feed
the gathered

WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Monday, 5 July 2010 05:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

“She’s adorable and quirky, but also seems to possess an endearing intelligence and approachability,” says fan Adam S., 33, [who didn’t want his full name printed.

who didn’t want his full name printed.

who didn’t want his full name printed.

Love and Arugula (Trayce), Monday, 5 July 2010 07:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

zooey is fit but seems like an awful person

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 08:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

or 'has an awful persona', w/e

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 08:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah i guess it's kinda irksome but i've nothing against her really. plus, you know, she fine.

i will admit that she & him is sonic diarrhea

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Monday, 5 July 2010 09:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

I thought we already decided that Lizzy Zaplan was the newer, better Zooey.

Simon H., Monday, 5 July 2010 10:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

well, yeah

but i don't want her to be the new zooey

in 'hot tub time machine' she plays basically the exact same role as zooey in 'yes man': the hott young alt girl who teaches the older, sadsack dude how to live. actually think zooey pulled it off in that film whereas 'hot tub time machine' is a p.o.s not worthy of lizzy caplan. but the point sort of stands. an indie pin-up is no thing to be.

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 10:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

zaplan

just sayin, Monday, 5 July 2010 11:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

woops.

Simon H., Monday, 5 July 2010 12:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

Saw She & Him in Chicago, and I kept quizzing people to see if they can name three movies she's been in. Most knew "Elf" (seven years ago!) and many knew "500 Days," but few got a third. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why she was suddenly very famous*. Very weird.

*One person remembered she was in "Almost Famous!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 July 2010 13:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

from facebook:

T***** ***** got his fill of hipster bangs and folk music at the She and Him concert last night. Now it's off to GaGa!
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the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 14:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Her film roles often fall into the category of the “MPDG” (manic pixie dreamgirl), a cinematic trope defined by the Onion AV Club as “that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures.”

oh hey a listicle http://www.avclub.com/articles/wild-things-16-films-featuring-manic-pixie-dream-g,2407/

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 14:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

that listicle was some real OTM stuff (ie, Bringing Up Baby) and a bunch of other movies they kind of wrote around when they couldn't find enough to fill a list (ie, Annie Hall)

endless dougie (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

greenberg sends this whole phenomenon up imo

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

around "almost famous" + "all the real girls" era i found zooey deschanel really charming and an enjoyable actress, but after the third person told me that she's their 'celebrity crush' i've started to find her much more annoying. it seems kinda unfair, because it's not her fault, but an actress wonderful in small doses can quickly become really tedious on centerstage. she's cute, i guess, but i don't find her particularly compelling.

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's her eyes.

Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't know anything about her, haven't really seen any of her movies I don't think (except for Elf?), haven't heard her sing. I just thing she's purdy is all.

lil' (Z S), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

i think there's something inherently annoying about her beauty, but she is undoubtedly beautiful.

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

… haven't heard her sing.

Oh, except in Elf, I guess. That film was really a gamechanger for me

lil' (Z S), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

I decided to be more pragmatic and have an interest in her sister, instead. I mean, she's no pixie but she has some acting chops, a major network tv series, and can sing.

mh, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

Love her sister!

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

her best role to date was in The Good Girl. I forgot she was even in Almost Famous. She needs to make a horror film or something.

akm, Monday, 5 July 2010 16:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wouldn't Hot Tub Time Machine qualify as a horror show?

Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

^That's Lizzy Caplan

sofatruck, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thank god!

Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ugh so not the same

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

ugh

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

I kno, it's a heartbreaker to find out teh indie chick u love looks exactly like the popular girl u hate

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

actually, she doesn't, even tho there is a strong resemblance. perry's face is all sorts of fucked with regard to proportion, it's like her eyes are 2 close together or her features are scrunched or something. not cute, and her style is even stupider

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

i dunno if zooey gets to be indie in a meaningful way after starring in 'the happening'

she is prettier than katy perry tho

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

bigger boobs

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

Russell Brand v. the guy from that indie band

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 7:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

not really. zooey's fey and trendy shtick strikes me as quite different from perry's over-effort in the vein of bold fashion, and the proportion of perry's features is much more out of whack than zooey's.

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

and i don't even like zooey deschanel, just sayin!

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

the true doppelganger:

http://thepittfamily.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alexis-bledel-gg02.jpg

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

how had I not noticed that our Zooey looks scarily similar to Sean Young in Blade Runner, when Sean Young in Blade Runner was my #1 girl when I was about 15 and Zooey is there or thereabouts now?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_Blade_Runner/982BLR_Sean_Young_013.jpg

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

I prefer Selma Blair's face over Zooey's
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6703/selmablairselmablair201.jpg
I think it comes down to fox eyes vs. doe eyes

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is incredible looking. Zooey is alright.

nate woolls, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

i watched tinman this week and zooey look like a muppet the whole time

sleepingbag, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair looks like a young Kris Kardashian in that pic, ha.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

she looks like an old selma blair in most everything else tbh

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

ey take it to the Selma Blair thread you lot. Oh that's right, there isn't one becuz she's no Zooey.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark


craziness! I will agree that the pic at the top of the thread is somewhat unrepresentative, but still totes flattering. plus I kind of like that it looks different from normal zooey; every time this thread gets bumped, I come in here all fired up to talk shit abt her quirkycutes, and instead I'm just like WOAH

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

I must admit, the crush was so on after first seeing her as the counter girl in the Good Girl. Great role.

the bhagavad geeta (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

wkiw

I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

OTMFM

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Had forgotten about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Ben Gabbneb

buzza, Monday, 21 February 2011 19:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

never saw that video. so young!

Nhex, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Sitcom in the fall on FOX:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMULuNE8Kyw

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

(Looks terrible, but whatever.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.

mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?

tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Squirrel Police is such a choad.

I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

This looks dire.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

2011 Your Highness
Belladonna

2011 My Idiot Brother
Natalie

2010 Havin' a Summah (video short)

2010 Drunk History (TV series short)
Mary Todd Lincoln
– Drunk History Vol. 5: Featuring Will Ferrell (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln

2010 Funny or Die Presents... (TV series)
Mary Todd Lincoln
– Episode #1.1 (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln

2009 Bones (TV series)
Margaret Whitesell
– The Goop on the Girl (2009) … Margaret Whitesell

2009 500 Days of Summer
Summer

2008 Yes Man
Allison

2008 Gigantic
Happy Lolly

2008 The Happening
Alma Moore

The Simpsons (TV series)
Mary
– Apocalypse Cow (2008) … Mary (voice)

2007 Tin Man (TV mini-series)
DG
– Tin Man (2007) … DG
– Search for the Emerald (2007) … DG
– Into the Storm (2007) … DG

2007 The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Dorothy Evans

2006-2007 Weeds (TV series)
Kat
– Doing the Backstroke (2007) … Kat
– Pittsburgh (2006) … Kat
– Yeah, Like Tomatoes (2006) … Kat
– Mile Deep and a Foot Wide (2006) … Kat

2007 Surf's Up
Lani Aliikai (voice)

2007 Surf's Up (Video Game)
Lani Aliikai (voice)

2007 Raving (short)
Katie

2007 Flakes
Miss Pussy Katz

2007 Bridge to Terabithia
Ms. Edmunds

2007 The Go-Getter
Kate

2007 The Good Life
Frances

2006 Live Free or Die
Cheryl

2006 Failure to Launch
Kit

2005 Once Upon a Mattress (TV movie)
Lady Larken

2005 Winter Passing
Reese Holden

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

i wonder if she's shaved.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

x-post

:I

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

im awful today.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

i need some ass.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg

my x-posts keep getting messed up!

i give up

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

La Lech otm

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

this will be on the best tv shows that got canceled 2011/2012 thread in no time

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

Reminds me of how I wanted to watch the stunning Selma Blair in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-FepzzYQA
but never got around to it

house is house is house (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

I give this show three weeks

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kath and Kim sucked.
Selma soo hot, tho

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

apparently the three single guys living with Zooey's character on this show are named Nick, Schmidt and Coach

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is awesome looking.

Trip Maker otm re K&K but the original was pretty awful too imo.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

Never saw it, I believe it.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey show might not be awful, if she did less over-acting.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

I can't hear the Dirty Dancing song without hearing it scratched and then a computer say "Dirty Bitch." This might be an improvement over the song itself, tbh.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair went to my college.

(I hardly ever get to say that. About anyone, really.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Martin Sheen went to my college (after me though)

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

u old, lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol @ me, I didn't realize he went back to school so late in life!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's not nice to lol at old ppl anyway

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

martin sheen is 70 so u were just theoretically loling at the coolest grandparent ever

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

I competed against him in a film quiz one time when he was there. There was a question about Apocalypse Now and the quizmaster was all "one team will have a bit of an advantage here hoho". Ended up beating him though.

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

tru (xpost)

i feel appropriately like an ass

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

Well it was deliberately misleading on my part

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 22:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Fair play to her, her reply was well written and to the point.

But, blimey, on both pages, so many people who want to dribble at her feet!

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:12 (six years ago) Permalink

hellogiggles.com is the ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us. (It will also be Zooey's personal blog when someone says something mean about her in the press.)

Fixed.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 16:55 (six years ago) Permalink

oh my god that website

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:04 (six years ago) Permalink

the column is actually worse than the response

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:06 (six years ago) Permalink

hellogiggles

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:09 (six years ago) Permalink

I wish Plaschke had written that Times piece tbh

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:10 (six years ago) Permalink

lol at anyone caring about what anyone thinks of downtown la

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:13 (six years ago) Permalink

Interestingly, it would appear Deschanel edited that response since the first version of it I saw quoted on Gawker had a misuse of 'relish' that has since been corrected.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:15 (six years ago) Permalink

the streets of downtown strewn with relish

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:16 (six years ago) Permalink

delish

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:20 (six years ago) Permalink

Relischanel

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

williamsburg... bangs... im out

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:25 (six years ago) Permalink

I think that link is just to the first page of the article. Here's the whole thing:
http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/tv/profiles/zooey-deschanel-2011-9/index1.html

*ter jacket (jaymc), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:28 (six years ago) Permalink

the mixtape at the end looks kinda great

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:33 (six years ago) Permalink

(the original 1967 ska version, long before the Specials made it a hit)

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

“I only found out last minute there were going to be cameras. I was going to wear this old dress I’ve worn to, like, eight events. Do you think this one is a little too … sexy?” She pronounces it “sax-EEE” and screws her face up into an exaggerated Lucille Ball expression of dread, as if she’s uncomfortable with the word even leaving her mouth.

whiney can you take her for a swim already?

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:40 (six years ago) Permalink

"new girl" in summary: WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE? DAMN DAMN DAMN

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:49 (six years ago) Permalink

i break out in hives every time i'm confronted for the ads for this at my bus stop

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:49 (six years ago) Permalink

enjoying the 1960s and wearing saddle shoes does not make a person weird
she's like the reigning queen of the modcloth army (if you don't know what i'm talking about, http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=modcloth)

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:51 (six years ago) Permalink

well, because we're sitting at the Hollywood Bowl, and we're both from California, maybe we can talk about some experiences....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJkBdEIFur8

life should have a slow-moving fan (Lee626), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:57 (six years ago) Permalink

http://images.nymag.com/arts/articles/11/09/zooey/images/10.jpg

Gibbard is scaring me ;_;

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:58 (six years ago) Permalink

also i cannot figure out why ads/photos always seem to focus so much on her giant dead eyes because they are one thousand times more lightless and evil and horrifyingly empty than

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4UCQVJ22Gnk/TMI20L-ADPI/AAAAAAAAAc8/FWkyRIJFE4w/s1600/rosemary+devil%27s+eyes.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

wau look at Gibbard's giant melon

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

Why she talk to Brian like he is an idiot

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

i predict this sitcom will tank

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:01 (six years ago) Permalink

it'll sink

buzza, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:01 (six years ago) Permalink

i want to believe, but one zillion etsy-shopping kitten-loving bow-wearing twitterers make me worry

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:02 (six years ago) Permalink

jess i dont want to dispute your facts but there are not, in fact, one zillion people who shop etsy, love kittens and wear bows

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:03 (six years ago) Permalink

...there are ONE HUNDRED ZILLION

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i forgot the hundred in there. sorry.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink

they are all goofy/weird/zany/wacky and thirsty for blood

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:05 (six years ago) Permalink

great, twee hipster vampires

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:05 (six years ago) Permalink

hipster boner = paper tiger

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:06 (six years ago) Permalink

even the undead can't resist the infantilization of our culture

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:06 (six years ago) Permalink

mao said that, pretty sure

xp

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:06 (six years ago) Permalink

is the new girl supposed to be like a 'we will make a show about a liz lemon type who everyone wants to fuck' show?

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:07 (six years ago) Permalink

Briefly, she mulls over what to do with the painting of a pair of moccasins on the wall. It came with the trailer and is so hideous and comically southwestern that at first I thought Deschanel had put it there as a joke. Irony isn’t her style, though. “I’m worried if I pull these weird things down, they’re going to be mad at me,” she says. “So I’m trying to figure out something I can put oooooover this.” She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:09 (six years ago) Permalink

She has a band, of course, a folk-rock duo with M. Ward. As half of She & Him, she sings Shirelles harmonies, plays piano and ukulele, and writes most of the songs—well enough that, as Pitchfork.com wrote in a stunned, positive review, she’s somehow avoided “a Hollywood archetype: the actor-turned-singer-turned-punchline.”

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/5869/macicon0nv.gif

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:10 (six years ago) Permalink

someone had to fill the shoes lea thompson has left empty

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/555/Lea_Thompson_Caroline_in_the_City_.jpg

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:11 (six years ago) Permalink

look at her shoes

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:12 (six years ago) Permalink

uh we're talking "manic pixie dream girl" here, not "kid's science show sidekick"

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:13 (six years ago) Permalink

this is that chick from 'elf' right?

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:13 (six years ago) Permalink

- america at large

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:14 (six years ago) Permalink

She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.

this is fucking hilarious and almost redemption-worthy

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:14 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i was tempted to bold and italicize that sentence. its just... man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:17 (six years ago) Permalink

what, y'all don't carry paintings of the fluffiest of farm animals around with you on your various business trips, just in case the hotel art is too oogy to bear?

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:18 (six years ago) Permalink

tbh I do have some not-as-grudging-as-it-should-be respect for ppl determined to live their lives as if they were ridiculous sitcom characters

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:20 (six years ago) Permalink

“Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be moved, together with all mankind, by children running on the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:21 (six years ago) Permalink

me too, dan, but only if they want to be mr. belvedere or maude.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:21 (six years ago) Permalink

how does a lamb smile

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:22 (six years ago) Permalink

“Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be moved, together with all mankind, by children running on the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."

that's a pretty specific reaction to define kitsch

just saying, I don't see children running on grass when I look at plastic flamingos

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:22 (six years ago) Permalink

I have resisted typing The Smiling of the Lambs for a whole 10 minutes, I think I deserve a prize

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:24 (six years ago) Permalink

you'll get mutton and you'll like it

brownie, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:27 (six years ago) Permalink

I'm not going to argue about kitsch overall, but I think Kuindera's essential point is that kitsch derives from an inability or desire to deal with reality in a healthy way. I worry that Zooey may be tempted by kitsch.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:28 (six years ago) Permalink

idk if kitsch pertains to irl experiences tbqh, but it's one of those words like hipster that people use to suit themselves

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:30 (six years ago) Permalink

the etsy-shopping kitten-loving bow-wearing set doesn't watch sitcoms, and if they do it's mockumentary shows, nothing like this zooey show

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:30 (six years ago) Permalink

oh come on, I am about 100% certain there is strong overlap between the etsy demographic and the Mike and Molly demographic

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:32 (six years ago) Permalink

is this meant to be a full 23-week thing? seems like a weird career move if so.

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

http://hellogiggles.com/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say

buzza, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

possibly, i just barely know what 'etsy' is beyond a pejorative cultural signifier on ilx, so i'm probably underestimating how MOR that demographic is (xpost)

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

etsy is basically a web-based arts-and-crafts-centric version of QVC

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:36 (six years ago) Permalink

ZD's movie career isn't exactly setting the world on fire (it says it all that The Happening is her 2nd biggest hit of the last few years), so her sister's TV paychecks probably started looking pretty good to her

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:37 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm very confused by what the demographic for bones is:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_les2anRxCb1qea0odo1_500.jpg

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:38 (six years ago) Permalink

Procedural Full Of Attractive People is probably the broadest demo in television

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:39 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah. guess it's just possible that she's a very limited performer and there's only a limited number of 'zooey d' roles in the movies. 'she's no rachel mcadams' - an hollywood insider.

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm more confused why they took all the cushions off the furniture and sat on them on the floor. the chairs and couches are like right there behind them! what the hell!

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Hell, y'all can hate all you want, but if (?) I had to die and I had to be looking at one thing when I died, it would be Zooey's face.

Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (six years ago) Permalink

(zooey's biggest box office since elf: uncomfortably young jim carrey love interest)

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:42 (six years ago) Permalink

I would rather be looking at a cake that said "Congratulations on 150 years of vigorous sexual activity!"

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:42 (six years ago) Permalink

ilx posters that want to drown in cake frosting '08

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:45 (six years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:46 (six years ago) Permalink

it was weird to look at ZD's filmography and realize early in her career she did 2 back to back movies called "the new guy" and "the good girl"

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

That’s why it’s almost a shock when she shows up at the party in a dress that seems so much more generically actress-y than her usual sixties vintage fare.

the english language is really taking a beating these days

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:49 (six years ago) Permalink

is there much crossover between zooey fans and barry lyndon and people wondering what happened to the kid from freaks and geeks, though?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:53 (six years ago) Permalink

Just to be clear, I was (mostly) quoting about want to be looking at Zooey's face when I died. I'd much rather it was...Katy Perry?

Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

if i had the chance to look at katy perry in the fraction of a fraction of a millisecond between life and death i still don't think my eyes would be aiming for her face.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

how would you be certain it was zooey's face and not the more structurally sturdy one of her sister's flanked by the dude from angel?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink

her sister is awesome

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:04 (six years ago) Permalink

her sister married the dude who plays rickety cricket on always sunny in philadelphia!

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (six years ago) Permalink

she also acts in a procedural that is NOT QUITE a police procedural and NOT QUITE a medical thing

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah rizzoli & isles is taking its "attractive law enforcement professionals AND attractive medical professionals" innovation all the way to the bank

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:07 (six years ago) Permalink

I have never done such a 180 on a celeb crush

Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:14 (six years ago) Permalink

ok maybe gwyeth who I liked in like 1994

Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:15 (six years ago) Permalink

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:18 (six years ago) Permalink

victimless crime

etsy buttez (buzza), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:22 (six years ago) Permalink

Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:13 (six years ago) Permalink

mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:38 (six years ago) Permalink

you're shitting me

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:39 (six years ago) Permalink

wait waht

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:41 (six years ago) Permalink

I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:42 (six years ago) Permalink

pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:44 (six years ago) Permalink

lol @ all of u

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (six years ago) Permalink

zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr2joAhoM1qh262mo1_500.png

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (six years ago) Permalink

If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:49 (six years ago) Permalink

our idiot eyewear

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (six years ago) Permalink

Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (six years ago) Permalink

ha x-post

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (six years ago) Permalink

^^It's Buck from United States of Tara! Xposts

Status Update...in my Seether? (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (six years ago) Permalink

she looks just like some hipster oversized glasses dudes I have seen around town

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (six years ago) Permalink

wait that doesn't actually show what she wears, anyway she wears like men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky.

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (six years ago) Permalink

instead of paul rudd with his crocs the poster should have been just

ZOOEY &
RASHIDA
MAKIN
OUT

butts in seats i tell u

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (six years ago) Permalink

here is a more representative picture tho you can't see the tie:

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/zooey-deschenel-and-rashida-jones-in-our-idiot-brother.jpg

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (six years ago) Permalink

rashida is so hot she could be wearing glasses made out of rotting meat and id still marry her on the spot

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (six years ago) Permalink

also goole otm

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (six years ago) Permalink

men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky 2002 avril lavigne

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (six years ago) Permalink

xxxxp (or not) woah shit that's what I looked like age ~15.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (six years ago) Permalink

buzzaaaaaa

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:59 (six years ago) Permalink

hahahaaaaa buzza otm

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

yoo can doo eet

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

i thought justin bieber had taken lesbianism plus bad eyewear about as far as it can go but hollywood will always find a lower level

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:11 (six years ago) Permalink

On the set of New Girl, a battle is heating up between Deschanel and her trailer. “It’s the worst!” she says, harrumphing as she shows me its fake-wood insides. “I’m ­really trying to make it cute in here. It’s really hard. It’s just so—ugh—brown!”

so tempted to rewrite this paragraph with the word "anus"

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:05 (six years ago) Permalink

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

― goole, Monday, September 12, 2011 2:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^goole knows what's up

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:06 (six years ago) Permalink

oh her stupid fucking glasses

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:56 (six years ago) Permalink

she is ~ quirky ~

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:57 (six years ago) Permalink

The first time I met her in New York she was going off to D.J. an event with Gibbard (all LPs, of course)

suspect this writer does not know what LPs are

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:36 (six years ago) Permalink

Lamb Pics

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:42 (six years ago) Permalink

narcissistic, emotionally stunted, queynte, belovéd for no particular reason

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:50 (six years ago) Permalink

did you just use old timey language to call her a cunt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:55 (six years ago) Permalink

some intersection between 'quaint' and 'affected' with a little overtone thrown in, sure

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:01 (six years ago) Permalink

If biting an infrequent posters username makes you lesbian, snoball....

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 06:03 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

one word username (snoball), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 08:11 (six years ago) Permalink

I know it's all show business, but if I were her I would have it in my contract that I can never be photographed that way. On principle.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Because...?

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:50 (six years ago) Permalink

Because it's so unsubtle an invocation of the cliched blue-eyed-deer-in-headlights gamine look? And the way it lights her caked-on make-up is super unflattering, almost surreal?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:55 (six years ago) Permalink

The eyes look unnaturally blue, but other than that I think she looks great in that photo, regardless of which cliches she invokes tbh

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Also, it reminds me of this:

http://www.montevidayo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/laura-palmer12-202x300.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (six years ago) Permalink

The make-up is so brightly illuminated it looks garish.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:58 (six years ago) Permalink

looks like jared leto

buzza, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:01 (six years ago) Permalink

She does look... dead. An arresting image though.

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:02 (six years ago) Permalink

she looks like a great-looking girl photographed really badly

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:13 (six years ago) Permalink

starting to get the sinking feeling that having Glee as a lead-in will mean this show thrives no matter what

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:14 (six years ago) Permalink

Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?

symsymsym, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Had to put up with this as required viewing of this week's flights. Couldn't bear to turn up tge volume, but seriously just looked like mind-meltingly hott chick with awesome perfect hair wears black-rimmed "nerd" glasses and lives with three brahs yet has issues.

Apparently in this universe, Nerve.com never broke wide online dating so she has apparently no recourse but to suffer thru life as no dude could possibly handle her "quirks"

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:05 (six years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:10 (six years ago) Permalink

I read that Atlantic article, and subconsciously hi-5'vd myself for not buying the issue

It's something like a 3 page diatribe on why America "needs" an "alt" icon. And just sorta serves as obligatory hype to aforementioned show.

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:52 (six years ago) Permalink

Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?

― symsymsym, Saturday, September 17, 2011 10:44 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

 (gr8080), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:17 (six years ago) Permalink

altho i can't even feign how big a zooey deschanel fan i'm not, b/c this image has honestly been a fixture on my wallpaper for months
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/5208061228_7be4632fef_z.jpg
til i started having people over and realized the end to my babes 'n' iconz days were nigh

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:45 (six years ago) Permalink

just cus there's nothing worse than having guests summarize your entire life into one glance at your computer screen

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:46 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/x622t.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 September 2011 03:07 (six years ago) Permalink

:D

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 03:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Soooo, what quirky hipster band is Zooey gonna like on her new show? Will it be Belle and Sebastian like in 500 Days of Summer? Will it be something quirkier? I'm reminded of Ted Mosby's love for The Unicorns on How I Met Your Mother

that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Monday, 19 September 2011 04:54 (six years ago) Permalink

Well, I saw her list of favourite bands, albums, etc. in some Music magazine, and it seems she has similar tastes in older music as our Alice.

So, hmm..

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 08:26 (six years ago) Permalink

Noxagt

Master of Treacle, Monday, 19 September 2011 09:55 (six years ago) Permalink

Cop-era Swans

Master of Treacle, Monday, 19 September 2011 09:55 (six years ago) Permalink

G G Allin

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:33 (six years ago) Permalink

fuckin zeppelin
fuckin halen
fuckin 'tallica

ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:55 (six years ago) Permalink

also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo

ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:56 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah how dare grown men be into a 31 year old woman, fuckin' pedos.

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 12:04 (six years ago) Permalink

Esp. if they're younger than her, that's just not right

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 12:05 (six years ago) Permalink

So, older is OK, right?

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:09 (six years ago) Permalink

think bi,son's point was that most dudes seem to think of her as like nine years old which is weird

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 13:10 (six years ago) Permalink

Well, as I say, she's sort of like Alice, who's 11. Then again, I don't 'fancy' Zoo, but then again, I'm not 18 or whatever...

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (six years ago) Permalink

She's 31

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (six years ago) Permalink

m bison's just worried about the sanctity of ben gibbard's marriage

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:13 (six years ago) Permalink

I don't really know anything about the woman, tbh, but that dark hair/ blue eyes combination is nice (OK you can post those pictures of Hitler now)

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:16 (six years ago) Permalink

Well, I don't really pay much attention to the stuff she's acted in, so I'm not too knowledgable about her personality, I just think she's really, really pretty. I'm sorry if being attracted to a 31 year-old is uncomfortable to you m bison.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:20 (six years ago) Permalink

ILX really, really hates women.

Mark C, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:28 (six years ago) Permalink

She's just very cutesy and child-like in a lot of ways which is maybe what M Bison is objecting to? Feel like she was exactly what the author had in mind when writing this: http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/6331886267/dont-fear-the-dowager-a-valentine-to-maturity-an

NB I love a lot of cute things and am unapologetically guilty of at least a couple things in the article and take issue with some of the points therein. That said, I think it makes a couple good ones and is perhaps relevant here.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:31 (six years ago) Permalink

See I guess I've always thought of her as more cringe-inducingly "quirky" than cringe-inducingly "child-like".

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:32 (six years ago) Permalink

"I wish everyone looked like a kitten."

._.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:33 (six years ago) Permalink

Sadly I know more than one irl female over the age of 28 that would probably say something similar.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:34 (six years ago) Permalink

1) she is very attractive
2) she was pretty ace in Almost Famous. Perhaps the best thing about it besides F. McDormand.
3) literally everything else i've seen her in (which is admittedly not much) has been aggressively mediocre to outright terrible

7 Crazy Chinese Mothers (will), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:35 (six years ago) Permalink

I would like to reiterate:

Briefly, she mulls over what to do with the painting of a pair of moccasins on the wall. It came with the trailer and is so hideous and comically southwestern that at first I thought Deschanel had put it there as a joke. Irony isn’t her style, though. “I’m worried if I pull these weird things down, they’re going to be mad at me,” she says. “So I’m trying to figure out something I can put oooooover this.” She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.

100% hilarious

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:35 (six years ago) Permalink

I really have no opinion on her at all. I think AF and ELF are the only things I've ever seen her in and she was OK, I guess. Never listened to her band. She's very pretty in a very non-threatening way which is fine. I just immediately thought of that article when reading through this thread.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:36 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah the lamb picture thing killed me when I read it.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:37 (six years ago) Permalink

btw enbb you are v pretty in a v threatening way

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (six years ago) Permalink

fyi on her new show her character comes across less like an infant and more like a nerd who is unaware that she is pretty

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (six years ago) Permalink

I saw her in "Hitchhiker's Guide", or rather I saw about 24 minutes of it and she was in it somewhere. I don't remember ever seeing her in anything else. Non-threatening pretty?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (six years ago) Permalink

her new girl character comes across as mentally disabled imo

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:39 (six years ago) Permalink

moronic pixie dream girl

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:39 (six years ago) Permalink

erica that article is actually mentioned in the new york deschanel profile that kicked off this thread's revive fwiw.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:40 (six years ago) Permalink

lots of mentally disabled girls on the Harvard/MIT campuses, then

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:40 (six years ago) Permalink

this would surprise us how?

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (six years ago) Permalink

x-post ha - obv I didn't read it.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (six years ago) Permalink

is that where it takes place? i didn't catch that

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (six years ago) Permalink

hmm, that article sits uneasily with me, particularly the idea that women do it in part to attract men (??) and that women who are into cute/twee stuff aren't educated or bright.

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (six years ago) Permalink

billion xposts

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:42 (six years ago) Permalink

is that where it takes place? i didn't catch that

lol you have been failing at sarcasm lately

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:43 (six years ago) Permalink

i forget what thread it was where someone questioned whether girls could be hipsters -- feel like zooey/the type talked about in ENBB's article is essentially hipster

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:44 (six years ago) Permalink

what is the grown-ass dude version of this syndrome? sitting around talking about thundercats? nostalgia for the days of osh-kosh corduroy overalls? i feel like there's gotta be an analog.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Reddening - yes, those are two of the things that I found questionable too.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:45 (six years ago) Permalink

aren't hipsters wearing overalls these days

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:45 (six years ago) Permalink

haha sorry went completely over my head

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:45 (six years ago) Permalink

what is the grown-ass dude version of this syndrome? sitting around talking about thundercats? nostalgia for the days of osh-kosh corduroy overalls? i feel like there's gotta be an analog.

can I just point you in the general vicinity of retrogamers and comic book collectors

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:46 (six years ago) Permalink

also: bronies

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

comic books aren't just for kids anymore, dan

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

biff bang pow

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

the grown-ass dude version of this is the man-boy archetype in like every romantic comedy from the past ten years, but it's supposed to be unattractive. seth rogen in knocked up type thing.

horseshoe, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

I never noticed her until she had a brief role on Weeds — a character so irritating I just wanted Jack Bauer to swoop in and nuke all of southern California.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:48 (six years ago) Permalink

come on, you didn't need weeds to want that

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:49 (six years ago) Permalink

true

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:50 (six years ago) Permalink

grown-ass dude version: any dudes involved in the making of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP322FWfJWQ

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:51 (six years ago) Permalink

i am married to a Cute American and do not hate all adult women who are openly engaged in Cute interests and personal habits. my distaste for ZD has more to do with her lousy music, played out fashion sense, unremarkable acting, mostly terrible acting projects, blank personality and puzzling belief that she has comedic talent.

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:51 (six years ago) Permalink

I am cute and like crafts and kittens and cupcakes and I HATE HATE HATE Zooey Deschanel.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:52 (six years ago) Permalink

does she make you want to rip the head off of your teddybear?

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:53 (six years ago) Permalink

has nobody seen All The Real Girls? seems a very ilxy film

zvookster, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:56 (six years ago) Permalink

This song of hers isn't all that bad if you're into that kind of thing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAgLIaHj0M

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

I would prefer to rip her head off.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAgLIaHj0M

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

has nobody seen All The Real Girls? seems a very ilxy film

A film for the ilxually frustrated

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:58 (six years ago) Permalink

I didn't mind "Hitchhiker's" but suffering through "Tin Man" made me really hate a whole bunch of people I used to like or was ambivalent about

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:58 (six years ago) Permalink

ugghhhhhhhhh tin man

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:59 (six years ago) Permalink

that may have been a watershed "wait, I don't HAVE to finish this just because I started it" moment in my television viewing

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:00 (six years ago) Permalink

just noticing a bunch of ppl have seen ATRG upthread

zvookster, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Aqua Teen Real Girls

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:02 (six years ago) Permalink

can we finally compile a canon of ilxor-y films so we can avoid in the future

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:02 (six years ago) Permalink

Would watch anything starring Zooey Deschanel and Meatwad and Carl. Anything. A movie, TV show, webisode, anything.

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:03 (six years ago) Permalink

let's take the 15-post string of pr0n jokes as read, okay?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:04 (six years ago) Permalink

i thot all the real girls was super horrible and i like DGG

goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:33 (six years ago) Permalink

She & Him - Thieves (Official Video) (2010)

allow me to persist in the hope that this is a ministry cover

goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:33 (six years ago) Permalink

ugh

I wish it was, it would be hilarious

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:36 (six years ago) Permalink

I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed, and all night I kept asking people to name three movies she was in. The response was always " Elf, 500 Days of Summer .... uh ..." Every once in a while someone would mention "Almost Famous," or "Hitchhiker's Guide." But for someone a) famous and b) who has been in a lot of movies, it's hard to say just what movies have made her famous.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:41 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i've noticed the same thing, it's like her fame/memehood has taken off far beyond anything she's done, which might be typical of actresses who hit sex symbol status? not sure

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Zsa Zsa Deschanel

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:45 (six years ago) Permalink

wow i actually forgot she was in "the happening"

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:45 (six years ago) Permalink

haven't seen ATRG but Winter Passing was so awful that i don't think i could ever watch her in another 'serious' movie

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:47 (six years ago) Permalink

I think the only things I've ever seen her in are ELF and Almost Famous.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:51 (six years ago) Permalink

i almost across the board prefer brunettes but Elf was the only time i've really had a crush on her, the lighter hair color was a surprisingly good look

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:53 (six years ago) Permalink

someone questioned whether girls could be hipsters

http://i.imgur.com/H5ZqI.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:06 (six years ago) Permalink

Right, I've seen "Elf" but I didn't know she was in it. Think I was pretty wasted when I wathced it though.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:10 (six years ago) Permalink

she looks like a hipster katy perry

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:11 (six years ago) Permalink

or IOW, "she looks like Katy Perry"

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:11 (six years ago) Permalink

Are "grown up men" not allowed to like Katy Perry too?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:17 (six years ago) Permalink

grown men and hungry infants iirc

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Just, not Sesame Street viewers.

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:32 (six years ago) Permalink

she looks like a hipster katy perry

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, September 19, 2011 8:11 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

poll thread

symsymsym, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:54 (six years ago) Permalink

Whatever else this thread says about her, it establishes that Zooey Deschanel inspires passion. Sometimes passionate hatred. As for me, she's obv cute as a button. That's ok. Cuteness is widespread among the youthful and it's a good thing, as far as it goes, but cute is not a very high standard of beauty in a woman.

Aimless, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:06 (six years ago) Permalink

ILX really, really hates women.

― Mark C, Monday, September 19, 2011 9:28 AM (3 hours ago)

think we should discuss this further

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 16:36 (six years ago) Permalink

also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo

srsly

Lamp, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:43 (six years ago) Permalink

"also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo"

shes still not ellen paige levels of questionability

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:45 (six years ago) Permalink

*page

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:46 (six years ago) Permalink

I Love Everything also, grown men who are into this board can gtfo

"kiss ..?" (schlump), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:46 (six years ago) Permalink

ILX really, really hates women.

― Mark C, Monday, September 19, 2011 9:28 AM (3 hours ago)

think we should discuss this further

― k3vin k., Monday, September 19, 2011 12:36 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

woman is the momus of the board

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:51 (six years ago) Permalink

omg

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:51 (six years ago) Permalink

-think about it

"kiss ..?" (schlump), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:52 (six years ago) Permalink

shes still not ellen paige levels of questionability

lol bro arent u more into like icarly

Lamp, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:52 (six years ago) Permalink

whoa xxxp

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (six years ago) Permalink

actually shes like kirstin/kristin stewart and katy perry combined

though without the breasts of perry (or kirstins teen moodiness)

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (six years ago) Permalink

...

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (six years ago) Permalink

naming my future band "the breasts of perry"

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 16:59 (six years ago) Permalink

they are breasts which deserve such an accolade

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:00 (six years ago) Permalink

... otm

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:01 (six years ago) Permalink

to ENBB

wtf y'all

some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Stop being fucking gross, you pervs. There's already a gross ws thread for that.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (six years ago) Permalink

why is it gross?

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:13 (six years ago) Permalink

oh lord

goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:15 (six years ago) Permalink

my late 30s have already introduced me to the incipient "breasts of Perry" ;_;

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:17 (six years ago) Permalink

she's 31

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:19 (six years ago) Permalink

lol dan

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:25 (six years ago) Permalink

http://hellogiggles.com/hellogiggles-exclusive-watch-the-premiere-episode-of-the-new-girl-now

I loved it. I love Zoey’s Jess character. She’s the perfect mix of hot and geeky that I wish I could find in real life. If I met someone like her, I definietly would ask her out in a second. Great job Zoey. You prove once again just why I love watching everything you’re in.
Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply

buzza, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah the fact that Zooey herself is behind (at least partly) a website called "Hello Giggles" is certainly not helping the case here.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

rip patrick michael rinaldi

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

it's realy sad, he was a Zooey fan

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (six years ago) Permalink

Like I picture Death Cab guy telling her a joke, she giggles, then gets a shocked looked on her face and says, "WELL, HELLO GIGGLES, NICE TO HEAR YOU TODAY".

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (six years ago) Permalink

I don't think she is Mayor Adam West from Family Guy

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:36 (six years ago) Permalink

irl loling xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:38 (six years ago) Permalink

irl giggles

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:58 (six years ago) Permalink

gmbo

I'm Passing Open Fistulae (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:17 (six years ago) Permalink

gross

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:19 (six years ago) Permalink

Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply

― buzza, Monday, September 19, 2011 7:32 AM (54 minutes ago)

lol "Patrick Michael Rinaldi" is exactly the type of name i'd use for a sockpuppet

 (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:29 (six years ago) Permalink

socks and serial killers always have 3 names

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

I love Zoey’s Jess character.

u_u

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:52 (six years ago) Permalink

haha oh you didn't know the name of the character already

i will pay you to make her "it's jess!" theme song into your ringtone

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

omg DO IT

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed, and all night I kept asking people to name three movies she was in. The response was always " Elf, 500 Days of Summer .... uh ..." Every once in a while someone would mention "Almost Famous," or "Hitchhiker's Guide." But for someone a) famous and b) who has been in a lot of movies, it's hard to say just what movies have made her famous.

Am I the only one who saw The Go-Getter? It was, uh, kind of cute if you like that sort of thing.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:20 (six years ago) Permalink

i seriously don't understand why my perfectly harmless name keeps getting dragged into terrible twee television comedies.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:23 (six years ago) Permalink

this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:24 (six years ago) Permalink

I think it's because your name is "jess" iirc

mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:28 (six years ago) Permalink

this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head

you leave '90s drew barrymore out of this, damn you

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:37 (six years ago) Permalink

O_O

Drew Barrymore was the last iteration of this we had, wasn't she

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:38 (six years ago) Permalink

Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Zooey D is a little like someone merged Drew Barrymore and Juliette Lewis and then gave the resulting paste offspring a trucker hat with fairy wings

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:42 (six years ago) Permalink

worst version of the fly ever

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Starting off with her talking about horror movies for the BIG EYES LOL

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:45 (six years ago) Permalink

Just made it to the theme song (which she sings!) and then it cut to a commercial and i thought "Do i want to watch 45 seconds of commercials to see the rest of this show" and I was like nah.....

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.

― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 7:40 PM (1 hour ago)


NICE

I would like some juice from OJ Da Juiceman's wife's vagina (bernard snowy), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i am married to a Cute American and do not hate all adult women who are openly engaged in Cute interests and personal habits. my distaste for ZD has more to do with her lousy music, played out fashion sense, unremarkable acting, mostly terrible acting projects, blank personality and puzzling belief that she has comedic talent.

― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 8:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

this 100% fwiw btw

ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 00:41 (six years ago) Permalink

tempted to say she didn't really enter public consciousness until 500days, when she became the entire pursuit of the movie

same way i didn't give a damn about cameron diaz until There's Something About Mary. sometimes you just need a leading role, even if the leading role isn't a leading one at all and you just play some cute, innocent shmo-shmo who the audience develops a pseduo-obsession with because seemingly so many ppl in this movie are doing the same

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:35 (six years ago) Permalink

makes some sense

some dude, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:42 (six years ago) Permalink

What was the Tim Allen/Dave Barry movie? Big Trouble?

"You're such a species-ist." (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:03 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, I forgot about Yes Man.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 06:04 (six years ago) Permalink

oh yeah Big Troule was dope

some dude, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:10 (six years ago) Permalink

I thought Big Troule's last mixtape was a step down, actually.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:01 (six years ago) Permalink

fuggin' yahoo frontpage has a flashing annoyance where the banner advert takes over the middle of the screen and she dances around quirkily

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:05 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I saw that this morning and grimaced

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:15 (six years ago) Permalink

Dude next to me here in the airplane is reading USA Today. Her photo's in the top corner with the tagline "Sweet and Edgy".

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink

she's the Miracle Whip of It Girls...

don't quixote me on that (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 06:00 (six years ago) Permalink

The show wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Well, her character at least. I'm all about making up songs for my dogs. Her awkward moments ranged from lame to funny. I'll probably watch another episode

that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:29 (six years ago) Permalink

making up songs for your dogs is regrettably not all you are about.

estela, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 08:57 (six years ago) Permalink

i just saw this on an airplane too. not that bad, zd's character is more believable and likable than i was expecting. there was srsly 0% "hipster" content.

but most of the humor is based on "LOL CHICKS/LOL DUDES". no real desire to see another episode, but that's based more on how i don't really enjoy most sitcoms.

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:33 (six years ago) Permalink

had already watched the pilot on demand barely paying attention, ended up rewatching some of it while waiting for Raising Hope to start and it was better than i remembered (or noticed) the first time. but a lot of that owes to the guys in the cast, and a lot of that owes to the guy that only did that one episode and then ended up in Happy Endings.

some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i dunno if this show was ever pitched as being hipstery or about hipsters tbh -- just a lot of magazine profiles going COULD THE NEXT BIG TV STAR BE MRS. DEATH CAB? etc

some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:36 (six years ago) Permalink

I make up songs for the dog on a daily basis p much.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:37 (six years ago) Permalink

he already has a theme song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIRUSfZkEq4

some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:43 (six years ago) Permalink

Ha true. The most recent was 'He's a woofer" set to the theme of "He's a Rebel" cause he was being noisy and wouldn't shut up. I had hoped my singing would soothe and quiet him. It did not.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:53 (six years ago) Permalink

had already watched the pilot on demand barely paying attention, ended up rewatching some of it while waiting for Raising Hope to start and it was better than i remembered (or noticed) the first time. but a lot of that owes to the guys in the cast, and a lot of that owes to the guy that only did that one episode and then ended up in Happy Endings.

ha this is OTM, I am very sad to see DWJr leave the cast

I wonder if they are going to do anything with the whole "we have two new roommates but the show is going to focus on the famous one" scenario they've set themselves up for.

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:55 (six years ago) Permalink

in the fall tv thread i believe i suggested the title change "The New Girl, The New Black Guy And A Pizza Place"

some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

ha yeah, I saw that

I was mad that I couldn't find a link to the theme song yesterday to torture strongo but searching "new girl theme song" today has been a bonanza

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 14:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Ha true. The most recent was 'He's a woofer" set to the theme of "He's a Rebel" cause he was being noisy and wouldn't shut up. I had hoped my singing would soothe and quiet him. It did not.

― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol last night I was singing 'I was made for throwing your toy and you were made for fetching it' to little Max ;_;

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:41 (six years ago) Permalink

"new girl" got hella ratings, hope u guys are ready for 3+ years of zooey-mania

FLAWLESS STANCE, ATHLETIC BEAST, WINNER'S POSTURE (reddening), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:03 (six years ago) Permalink

Ten million USA Today readers cannot be wrong.

Aimless, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (six years ago) Permalink

kinda want to see this show only so I can get annoyed by it

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:23 (six years ago) Permalink

The pilot is pretty funny, certainly stronger than, say any random episode of "Happy Endings" (which I like)

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:24 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah honestly its not really 'annoying' just sorta 'mediocre'

memories of c-murder (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:28 (six years ago) Permalink

happy endings is funnier imo

just sayin, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:31 (six years ago) Permalink

"Happy endings ARE funnier."

http://www.themoderndaypirates.com/pirates/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cabf14_10_linguo.jpg

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

is there really a sitcom named Happy Endings

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:34 (six years ago) Permalink

...I'm all about making up songs for my dogs...

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax)

making up songs for your dogs is regrettably not all you are about.

― estela

I don't think that having a life consisting entirely of making up songs for my dogs would be as glamorous and enjoyable as you might think it would be

that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:59 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0wkHixS6iA
there is only one DWJr for me

that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (six years ago) Permalink

"Time of My Life" shit was awful. Otherwise, not bad. I'll watch the next episode. She somehow managed to sell a character I'd probably find unbearable played by anyone else.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:54 (six years ago) Permalink

the "Time Of My Life" shit was hilarious, esp. since the douchebag roommate was the only one who knew the words (also the quickness with which they were kicked out of the restaurant; btw was the hostess the bad cop from the new Charlie's Angels?)

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:56 (six years ago) Permalink

http://pitchfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/news/44116/header.jpg

Number None, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:27 (six years ago) Permalink

Surprisingly, Zooey not the most annoying face on that record cover.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:30 (six years ago) Permalink

CAN'T WAIT!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 September 2011 20:35 (six years ago) Permalink

pomplamoose if buster poindexter replaced the dude

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:39 (six years ago) Permalink

wait no that would probably be awesome

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:39 (six years ago) Permalink

-ly terrifying

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:39 (six years ago) Permalink

guys

the second episode has a whole 'theme song' title sequence

the horror

some dude, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:08 (six years ago) Permalink

I am rooting for Jess to use the theme song for his ringtone.

Inspector Spacetime (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:58 (six years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXqkmckWnq4

polyphonic, Monday, 24 October 2011 01:19 (six years ago) Permalink

Her tv show is so not funny, I gave it a fair shot.

public static Session currentSession (John Lennon), Monday, 24 October 2011 02:28 (six years ago) Permalink

If you had told me 5 years ago that I would be more intrigued by Emily Deschanel than Zooey I wouldn't have believed you. My slow transformation into Dr. Morbois has been so very, very subtle...

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:04 (six years ago) Permalink

http://vimeo.com/30778727

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:09 (six years ago) Permalink

oops, wrong thread

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:09 (six years ago) Permalink

That may have been the only time I've ever heard someone sing the national anthem straight, without showing off. Good for her (I guess?)

frogbs, Monday, 24 October 2011 16:09 (six years ago) Permalink

The most amazing thing about these pics is the undoubted fact that ZD spent at least a dozen hours of deep thought before deciding on that dress.

Aimless, Monday, 24 October 2011 16:09 (six years ago) Permalink

Also I think ZD is smart enough to know her voice is not of the show-offy style...

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:11 (six years ago) Permalink

thats definitely true, it was just refreshing to hear it done straight for once
still kinda shitty that Fox had a star from their own show sing the National Anthem when normally her name would never come up

frogbs, Monday, 24 October 2011 16:54 (six years ago) Permalink

Have they had the Glee kids do it yet?

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 October 2011 17:01 (six years ago) Permalink

They did it in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NLjfd-_B-4

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2011 17:04 (six years ago) Permalink

i don't have much time for Z.D. (she and him is bad-not-terrible IMO; though i think the aggressive Z.D. hating is 60% narcissism-of-small-differences stuff) but this rendition of the S.S.B. surprised me for really ducking the trend of oversinging. i actually listened to the lyrics (which aren't very good honestly but whatevs) for the first time in a long time.

so mark one in Z.D.'s column.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

the apache helicopters after she was done was a nice touch, perhaps her sitcom should consider adding apache helicopters?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:44 (six years ago) Permalink

I hated how she just let herself run out of breath and just mouthed the last word or two of each line

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:44 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah her breath control is bad, this is evident in her records too. but overall her approach was a good one, i thought.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

so conception "A" execution "B" dress "B-"

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:51 (six years ago) Permalink

apache helicopters "A+"

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:51 (six years ago) Permalink

quick what does that average to? i'm thinking "A-"

(sorry i've been grading all day)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:51 (six years ago) Permalink

are these apache ? can't really see but it doesn't look like that. not that it matters much, though (the dress is horrible) !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 24 October 2011 19:14 (six years ago) Permalink

whatever they are militarized helicopters dude

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:15 (six years ago) Permalink

If you had told me 5 years ago that I would be more intrigued by Emily Deschanel than Zooey I wouldn't have believed you. My slow transformation into Dr. Morbois has been so very, very subtle...

OK, who is Emily Deschanel, and what does that mean?

After her World Series appearance made Twitter explode, baseball writer Kevin Goldstein reacted: "I had no idea Zooey Deschanel was the go-to girl for baseball dorks."

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:23 (six years ago) Permalink

Emily is her older sister and the star of the hit Fox TV show "Bones"

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:24 (six years ago) Permalink

xpost
ahah, yeah I guessed that precision would not be very useful on a ZD thread !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 24 October 2011 19:25 (six years ago) Permalink

i like the idea of dr. morbois being the french morbs equivalent

johnny crunch, Monday, 24 October 2011 19:26 (six years ago) Permalink

still prefer her dad's cinematography for The Black Stallion

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:28 (six years ago) Permalink

Kinda weird how both daughters look a little bit like him and not at all like their mom:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319187_271822982858364_175644685809528_795421_156122107_n.jpg

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:31 (six years ago) Permalink

"Him" = Caleb Deschanel in this equation

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:31 (six years ago) Permalink

I haven't watched 'Bones' but I do find her fetching in the ads for it.

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:50 (six years ago) Permalink

i just watched some movies shot by her dad. he is an amazing cinematographer.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:22 (six years ago) Permalink

he shot terrence malick's first short (the one that's impossible to see) BTW.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:23 (six years ago) Permalink

and boy, has he shot a lot of crap in the last 20 years.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:38 (six years ago) Permalink

such is the grind of a working professional

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:40 (six years ago) Permalink

if he waited to shoot only masterpieces, there'd be a lot of dead cops

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:56 (six years ago) Permalink

tsk

the men who glare at stoats (sic), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:10 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh, has she seen this thread and sent us a picture?

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:12 (six years ago) Permalink

Nah, it was Ben Gibbard letting us know he legally possesses her heart.

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:28 (six years ago) Permalink

Her and Ben have split!

And look at the byline!

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:11 (six years ago) Permalink

whoah

clear as mud (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:14 (six years ago) Permalink

Still lasted ~10 times longer than Kim Kardashian and that guy.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:16 (six years ago) Permalink

o_OOO

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:18 (six years ago) Permalink

Goodbye giggles

velko, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:20 (six years ago) Permalink

a relationship in flux

dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:21 (six years ago) Permalink

She and Not Him

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:24 (six years ago) Permalink

Does this mean the next Gibbard will hit the drink again, and the Death Cab album will be the most depressing ever?

At least they had the foresight to do this before they got kids involved.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:35 (six years ago) Permalink

we all know someone who will help her drown her sorrows, don't we?

sarahel, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:38 (six years ago) Permalink

Does his name start with an M and end with a Ward?

Actually, I don't get the reference. I assume it's an M. Ward song?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:43 (six years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Good With Money Too

Of course, one not-mentioned distorting factor is how much of her expenses (food, clothes etc.) are picked up by Fox.

Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:05 (six years ago) Permalink

Don't get why TMZ made a big deal about her having zero credit card debt - if you've got $1.5 mil in the bank, you had best not be maxing your Visa out.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:32 (six years ago) Permalink

unable to find any reason at all why i read that article, think it is almost uniquely irrelevant to my life

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:36 (six years ago) Permalink

$300 for her various phones and email accounts

who pays money for email accounts

jung money (diamonddave85), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Hacking protection?

Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:38 (six years ago) Permalink

JANDEAN61: 20 hours ago
SHE'S LOADED COMPARED TO BENNY..dude has to split royalties w/ lame ass band and lawyers..
Reply Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best-Penis (buzza), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:43 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i don't know what celeb-level e-mail security costs but the lack of zooey n00dz on the net suggests that it's worth it

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:12 (six years ago) Permalink

Zooey D nudes would be so fucking twee - dressed up like a 1920s stag film or something. No 'here's my butt in a mirror' shot, that's for sure.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:13 (six years ago) Permalink

ha, was gonna say something similar

Number None, Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:14 (six years ago) Permalink

she is the worst part of her show fyi

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink

totally.

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:49 (six years ago) Permalink

they should just replace the female lead every season and pretend that's what the title means

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:49 (six years ago) Permalink

She’s become BFFs with A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling, but back in middle school, Zooey Deschanel was tormented by her peers. “Girls spit in my face,” Deschanel tells the February issue of Allure. “People were so mean to me. I’d cry every day.”

The New Girl actress — who attended high school with Jake Gyllenhaal and Kate Hudson — says not much changed during her freshman year at Northwestern University. “I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’” Deschanel, 32, explains. “Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’”

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:09 (six years ago) Permalink

She should try posting on ILX.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:20 (six years ago) Permalink

A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling

tylerw, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:22 (six years ago) Permalink

my specialness is not appreciated in this place

La Lechera, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:34 (six years ago) Permalink

the hell you say (/fake indignance)

Aimless, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:39 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me.

La Lechera, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

;)

La Lechera, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

how on earth did she get nominated for a golden globe

dmr, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

verdammt, verdammt, verdammt

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

My specialness is not appreciated in this place.

OMG, people that say shit like this is why I was laughing uncontrollably at that You Can Do Anything SNL skit.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:53 (six years ago) Permalink

i know! i can only hope that that was taken out of context or said to be funny or sthg.

La Lechera, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

not that it's actually funny but

La Lechera, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

board description imo

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

board description imo

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:22 (six years ago) Permalink

board description od

some dude, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:23 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/1ffc71ef.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:50 (six years ago) Permalink

"You know what place my specialness is appreciated in? THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE."

some dude, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:51 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:52 (six years ago) Permalink

BO has a signature like a cartoonist.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

where is dennis perrin when you need him

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

Grady can i get Zooey's address why because Whiney drown her

buzza, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:56 (six years ago) Permalink

A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling

― tylerw, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:22 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:06 (six years ago) Permalink

wonder if zooey gets to be in the choom gang now

誤 means 訳. 訳 means 侮辱. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:32 (six years ago) Permalink

ok so tonight's new girl was both a) really good and funny, especially the last scene and b) a kind of surprisingly insightful and self-aware analysis of zooey d and zooey d-types vs. lizzy caplan and lizzy caplan-types and the people who prefer one or the other

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:51 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah. I fall into the Caplan camp.

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:32 (six years ago) Permalink

good lookin' out, some dude

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:45 (six years ago) Permalink

can you break it (the difference) down to an extent

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:51 (six years ago) Permalink

I'd never been enamored of this person and found the idea of her mildly annoying, but this show is really incredibly funny - especially the Schmidt character, but everyone else as well.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 06:59 (six years ago) Permalink

what is the lizzy caplan type?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 07:02 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU-qpsTemhs

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:58 (six years ago) Permalink

zooey has a better singing voice but katy perry is prettier and has better musick

hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:24 (six years ago) Permalink

holy shit that's lizzie caplan? That looks nothing like her!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:07 (six years ago) Permalink

b) a kind of surprisingly insightful and self-aware analysis of zooey d and zooey d-types vs. lizzy caplan and lizzy caplan-types and the people who prefer one or the other

sadly the A+ accuracy here just made me want to marry lizzy caplan and somehow get zooey d fired from this job.

the towel argument at the end was hilarious.

j., Thursday, 2 February 2012 04:00 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah the towel thing was so great

i'm team caplan all the way and the episode in no way changed that but seriously i felt like the whole thing was a pretty canny way of addressing how some people feel about zooey and/or her character that made me kind of respect her and the show more

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Thursday, 2 February 2012 04:07 (six years ago) Permalink

I've never seen this show but I have always really liked LC.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2012 04:11 (six years ago) Permalink

So I'm the only one on Team Zooey? (Tbh, the first few episodes of this show almost completely ended my crush on her but she seems to be moving back towards 'cute' as opposed to 'obnoxiously absurd'.)

This is OTM btw:

ok so tonight's new girl was both a) really good and funny, especially the last scene and b) a kind of surprisingly insightful and self-aware analysis of zooey d and zooey d-types vs. lizzy caplan and lizzy caplan-types and the people who prefer one or the other

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 2 February 2012 06:57 (six years ago) Permalink

can you break it (the difference) down to an extent

― buzza, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since i don't like zooey d and have no idea who lizzy caplan is but am aware that z is a thing for many people (=guys), i'm also curious abt this

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:04 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm team caplan all the way and the episode in no way changed that but seriously i felt like the whole thing was a pretty canny way of addressing how some people feel about zooey and/or her character that made me kind of respect her and the show more

I never liked the show much previously but I totally concur w/ this sentiment. I guess she's sticking around for a bit?

Simon H., Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Not a big fan of "Yesterday Once More" and that awkwardly uncomfortable video is not helping.

billstevejim, Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:36 (six years ago) Permalink

dit.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 February 2012 10:22 (six years ago) Permalink

how did this not make it on here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aenNvMQO6xU

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:10 (six years ago) Permalink

i want her to cut her hair off SO BADLY
just do it
try it
cut it off

La Lechera, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:14 (six years ago) Permalink

I never liked the show much previously but I totally concur w/ this sentiment. I guess she's sticking around for a bit?

― Simon H., Thursday, February 2, 2012 2:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's my understanding that Caplan is friends w/ the creator of the show and is just doing an arc for a few episodes, at least for now, although i don't imagine she'll ever join the cast long term

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:15 (six years ago) Permalink

since i don't like zooey d and have no idea who lizzy caplan is but am aware that z is a thing for many people (=guys), i'm also curious abt this

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, February 2, 2012 2:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

caplan is sardonic and mean and asks u questions about being aware of garfield, zooey is cute and nice and puts smiling lambs on things

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:22 (six years ago) Permalink

lol, that's exactly what i figured based on their pictures and zooey's past/fanbase. team lizzy.

adolf jingle balls (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:27 (six years ago) Permalink

I watched about six minutes of that interview with Diablo Cody (a few posts above). That was plenty enough to kill any illusions I may have had about her extemporaneous speaking ability. Also, there is some kind of a weird thing going on with the right side of her upper lip that was v distracting.

Aimless, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:27 (six years ago) Permalink

Lizzy Caplan just got signed to a Showtime pilot with Michael Sheen called "Masters of Sex.". Apparently it's about sex researchers who wrote an influential book, and not...other things the title might imply. Anyway idk how that'll end up influencing her arc here.

ban opinions (reddening), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:29 (six years ago) Permalink

i think if she ends up on a cult cable show that dudes who think she's hot all reflexively watch then her arc won't change at all

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:54 (six years ago) Permalink

lizzy caplan should have been ws 2012 o.p.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:20 (six years ago) Permalink

Caplan was ws back in '09!

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:22 (six years ago) Permalink

well yeah, Party Down was her apogee

Number None, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:29 (six years ago) Permalink

And then True Blood

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:31 (six years ago) Permalink

Apparently it's about sex researchers who wrote an influential book

Masters and Johnson, I take it?

jaymc, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:33 (six years ago) Permalink

Master and Bator

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:35 (six years ago) Permalink

thought it was going to be an Anthology Series like Masters of Horror when I first read it. Zalman King might have done a segment, had he not died today.

encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:39 (six years ago) Permalink

'Masters of the Johnson'

give me crack and polyfilla (snoball), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Masters and Johnson, I take it?

yes, that was it.

ban opinions (reddening), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:48 (six years ago) Permalink

poor lizzy, trapped on a zooey thread and she can't escape

Aimless, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

<3 Lizzy Caplan.

frogbs, stills, and nash (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:45 (six years ago) Permalink

altho i can't even feign how big a zooey deschanel fan i'm not, b/c this image has honestly been a fixture on my wallpaper for months

That picture is fucking terrifying.

billstevejim, Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:17 (six years ago) Permalink

and I think it's supposed to represent her "acting range" or something, which apparently consists of 2 faces.. "i'm confused and quirky," "i'm smiling and quirky"

billstevejim, Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:21 (six years ago) Permalink

zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman's comedy vehicle blow.

Photograph at the top of the thread doesn't even look like her. But, yes, I eventually saw an episode of this show and are we supposed to care about anybody or anything in it?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:13 (six years ago) Permalink

Caring about people ina comedy?

TS: Friends vs Fawlty Towers

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:14 (six years ago) Permalink

new girl, whatever its faults or merits are, is not really a "please care about these people!" parks & rec type show

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:02 (six years ago) Permalink

Any show that is "please care about these people" is obv. a piece of crap, this is more a "oh who gives a fuck, what's on the other channel" type show

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:09 (six years ago) Permalink

LOL

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:55 (six years ago) Permalink

watched the New Girl w/ Lizzy Caplan, show would be 10 million times better with her as 'the new girl.'
and I love me some Kat Dennings, but Caplan would improve the hell out of 2 Broke Girls too

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:41 (six years ago) Permalink

If Caplan had to speak the horrible dialogue they give to Dennings on that show I would die inside.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:42 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah that show is beyond saving

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:46 (six years ago) Permalink

I caught 5 minutes of that show a few weeks ago (why because Kat Demmings look intersting), and I'm assuming we've already had a huge cluster in the rolling racist thread about the show in general.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:59 (six years ago) Permalink

we talked about it along those lines in some thread, don't remember if it was that one or maybe one of the tv threads

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:03 (six years ago) Permalink

wasn't very clustery, though, since it's not like anyone held that show's asian stereotype in the same regard as long duk dong or anything

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:03 (six years ago) Permalink

I don't think it was a clusterfuck, everyone pretty much agreed it was racist as hell and beyond redemption.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:04 (six years ago) Permalink

while we're on the topic: don't ever see this movie:
http://i.imgur.com/GLObB.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:09 (six years ago) Permalink

oh c'mon of course i will

lol @ variety quote though

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:13 (six years ago) Permalink

the dude's name is THURSTON

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:14 (six years ago) Permalink

holy fuck that looks like the worst movie ever

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink

there's a scene of them bouncing on the bed as "teenage riot" plays

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink

There's a Thurston now?

This looks so bad I really want to see it.

Nicole, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

I really hope that's on Netflix Instant...

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

x-posts

hahaha

(totally need to watch that now)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

Strong drug use

am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

damn, DVD only

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

Araki lite, surely.

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:17 (six years ago) Permalink

Boo this is not on netflix watch instantly.

Nicole, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlv4Ooyjas

am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (six years ago) Permalink

its more like the worst john hughes teen comedy aping a half-assed donnie darko vibe

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:19 (six years ago) Permalink

nothing lynchian about it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:19 (six years ago) Permalink

can't be any worse than Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Number None, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (six years ago) Permalink

pr0 tip: also she doesnt get naked it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah but tell us more about the "bouncing on the bed"

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:23 (six years ago) Permalink

o_O

smdh

You are so predictable, A.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:25 (six years ago) Permalink

"..Juno as reimagined by David Lynch"

so basically http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4RG8e7859iI/St5vgm3cKSI/AAAAAAAAA3I/jt6AZ250CQs/s1600/mulholland_drive_bum.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:27 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah but tell us more about the "bouncing on the bed"

― some dude, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago)

see the trailer am0n posted

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:28 (six years ago) Permalink

another one to be avoided (i've seen this but i can't remember if the title is actually a reference to the Pixies song)
http://mightymoviepodcast.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/poster_pressphotos_6_0_2_reduced.jpg

Number None, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:31 (six years ago) Permalink

Hey, that's the kid that was in little miss sunshine. I had a huge crush on him when that came out. I have weird taste.

I'd watch that just for him. And John Goodman.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:32 (six years ago) Permalink

it's the guy who looks like crut! he looks so scared :(
maybe it's because he knows the movie is going to be terrible.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:45 (six years ago) Permalink

i hate this trend of naming movies after classic indie rock songs/albums

the arm (NZA), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:49 (six years ago) Permalink

i know, why can't it be fishbone records instead

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:56 (six years ago) Permalink

I would absolutely see a movie called "Chim Chim's Badass Revenge"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:59 (six years ago) Permalink

the next pixar movie is actually going to be called chim chim's badass revenge

xpost

the arm (NZA), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (six years ago) Permalink

FWIW, Zooey gets them out (albeit in long shot and underwater) in Gigantic.

Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (six years ago) Permalink

John Goodman needs to stop losing weight.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (six years ago) Permalink

Chim Chimback's Baadasssss Revenge

the greates (crüt), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (six years ago) Permalink

Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac

joseph gordon levitt, some mystical powers, gay coming of age tale, during a blackout. come on, it would run.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:01 (six years ago) Permalink

The best episode of New Girl was when she and Justin Long decided to do it which led to her choking him while he was doing Jimmy Stewart dirty talk.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:31 (six years ago) Permalink

wow sounds great

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:32 (six years ago) Permalink

the kat dennings thing is really gross to me

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Holy shit tonight's New Girl was fucking incredible

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:35 (six years ago) Permalink

I was gonna say it wasn't worth watching because there was no Lizzy C.

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:39 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh that would be so so wrong

I gave myself a headache laughing at the horribly uncomfortable threesome

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:46 (six years ago) Permalink

new girl is pretty funny, but it's because of the chemistry between the dudes that it is funny. i didn't see tonights ep but last week's final scene where nick is like "we all wear each other's underwear" and the other boys are looking at him with these shocked/disgusted looks on each other's faces was highly lolworthy.

the arm (NZA), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:04 (six years ago) Permalink

it's because of the chemistry between the dudes that it is funny

ding ding ding

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:14 (six years ago) Permalink

the douchebag and dirtbag need some kind of odd couple '12 show. i mean they kind of do but there are other people in it now.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:15 (six years ago) Permalink

wait are you saying nick is the dirtbag??

j., Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:55 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh come on, ABSOLUTELY Nick is the dirtbag!

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:31 (six years ago) Permalink

i don't know their names

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:02 (six years ago) Permalink

he's a little down on his luck but he seems like a decent guy.

j., Wednesday, 8 February 2012 06:04 (six years ago) Permalink

if anything, they need to make Nick even crustier (that underwear bit was great)

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:16 (six years ago) Permalink

Nick's garbage disposal clearing pole was a nice callback to his jury-rigged repairs in an earlier episode..

Nearly shit myself laughing at "intergalactic sex dojo."

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 11:13 (six years ago) Permalink

I thought this was funny, and it amused me that the creepy landlord played a creepy vampire on Buffy.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:01 (six years ago) Permalink

i knew him as a creepy politician on Sons of Anarchy but yeah he was good

unworthy of singing thrash metal at this point in time (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:04 (six years ago) Permalink

I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed ..

i too was at that show in chicago (nice 3 week worked based jolly during Mill. Park Festival season! ).
packed does not come into it, the park was insanely overcrowded.
i had no idea as to who Z was, or She & Him, so called it quits after the support, but i could hear the tweeness back in my apartment and realised i had done the right thing.

as for the tv show : its alright.

mark e, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Holy shit tonight's New Girl was fucking incredible

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 8:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Watched the first four episodes of New Girl a while back. It was horrible. Did it improve like 1000x?

new girl is pretty funny, but it's because of the chemistry between the dudes that it is funny. i didn't see tonights ep but last week's final scene where nick is like "we all wear each other's underwear" and the other boys are looking at him with these shocked/disgusted looks on each other's faces was highly lolworthy.

― the arm (NZA), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The chemistry between the dudes? They're horrible and boring. At least ZD quirkiness is sometimes charming and not always treakly, even though it's not exactly comedy. Also she's not that weird. The dude's iniinterraction with her was written by some hack who was raised an a frat skinner box.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:44 (six years ago) Permalink

^e

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:47 (six years ago) Permalink

show has definitely improved since the first few episodes, whole cast has started to click and it's more of an ensemble than a 'here's what the title character is doing and how the supporting characters are reacting to it' show

unworthy of singing thrash metal at this point in time (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:48 (six years ago) Permalink

the two wite guys are legit funny. they both have different but complementary i'm-losing-my-shit modes.

the black guy hasn't really differentiated himself to me, but i've only seen the show like 3 or 4 times. is he nerdy?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:00 (six years ago) Permalink

No, he is a basketball player. (I'm not joking.) (But he played in Latvia or something.)

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:01 (six years ago) Permalink

latvia! so indie

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:02 (six years ago) Permalink

Damon Wayans Jr. was definitely funnier (and picked the right show to pick w/) but The New Black Guy isn't a weak link in the cast or anything, he's had his moments

unworthy of singing thrash metal at this point in time (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:04 (six years ago) Permalink

pick=stick

unworthy of singing thrash metal at this point in time (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:04 (six years ago) Permalink

do you like the DWJ show with casey wilson, al? i cant decide if i do

max, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:05 (six years ago) Permalink

yes! i'm surprised you're not aware of its burgeoning ilx following: ABC's hangout comedy Happy Endings, starring Coupe, Cuthbert, Casey, and Wayans the Younger

unworthy of singing thrash metal at this point in time (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:08 (six years ago) Permalink

Never heard anything good about this show until last night, and now it's an avalanche of good (here, Twitter followers, etc.). Must've turned it around.

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:11 (six years ago) Permalink

Watched the first four episodes of New Girl a while back. It was horrible. Did it improve like 1000x?

Yes. Also you're doing it wrong.

Also she's not that weird. The dude's iniinterraction with her was written by some hack who was raised an a frat skinner box.

3 of those first 4 episodes were written by women, FYI.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:15 (six years ago) Permalink

women raised in a frat skinner box, admittedly

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:19 (six years ago) Permalink

I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it but I figured that people were just watching it for eye candy. People like a lot of things I don't find funny at all though so I don't think I'd be into it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:20 (six years ago) Permalink

But I will give it a shot just in case.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:21 (six years ago) Permalink

http://skirtday.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/hannah-simone-16.jpg

i mean, i am watching it for eye candy to some extent, but it is funny

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:22 (six years ago) Permalink

Also just remembered that last night's ep was directed by Peyton Reed of Bring It On/Down With Love fame.

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:25 (six years ago) Permalink

NSFW!!!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:28 (six years ago) Permalink

:[

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:28 (six years ago) Permalink

sorry, i didn't think posting scantily clad but not nude ladies outside WS was considered poor form but maybe it is

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:32 (six years ago) Permalink

3 of those first 4 episodes were written by women, FYI.

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:15 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women raised in a frat skinner box, admittedly

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Raised in a frat skinner box stocked with bro magazines.

Those dudes were such cardboard cutout types, and like half of the interactions were disjointed--not in an irl sort of way, but in a creative writing 101 sort of way.

I'll watch the most recent episode on the internets for kicks to see if you are totally cracked.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

x-post - It was just a really big pic and my desk faces the hallway. Prob should know to browse with images off by now anyway tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:37 (six years ago) Permalink

maybe just the threads called "damn, damn, damn does this woman look good"

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:39 (six years ago) Permalink

No, I think you're being fair, E -- I'm OK with images in general at work, but I never open the WS thread here.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:39 (six years ago) Permalink

I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
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⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:41 (six years ago) Permalink

I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:41 (six years ago) Permalink

haha

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:41 (six years ago) Permalink

this show is really p much garbage but its not the worst

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

i have seen it tho

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

welp i just watched an ep on yr alls recommend the one abt the towel and it was p funny and it has lizzy caplan in it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:45 (six years ago) Permalink

Grady, it looks complete garbage, c'mon. That's why I said I was surprised! Don't be a jerk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:45 (six years ago) Permalink

haha i sympathized with yr post cuz its a lot less garbage than it looks like it would be like instead of being actively bad its just mostly not funnie and lazy

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:46 (six years ago) Permalink

hav u seen the one abt the towel tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

x-posts You too, Jon.

Thank you, Lamp. Everything about it looks like it would be painful to watch but, like I said, I'm willing to suspend disbelief and give it a shot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

I have seen the show twice: once b/c a girl who was in an improv class I took 3 yrs ago had a small role in it (she was one of the bell ringers) and then the most recent ep, b/c I heard it was self-aware abt Zooey's image. Both eps were funnier than I expected but also not really essential.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

i havent seen any of the nu-era new girl episodes i saw one abt a wedding and one that was the pilot and one abt finding a dead body or s.thing

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:49 (six years ago) Permalink

Mostly I'm just not a big sitcom person these days. This better be good now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

I get dismissing it out of hand, I did too until my wife made me watch a couple episodes with her. It was just the part about being "aghast" that someone would like it was kinda nagl when you hadn't seen it yourself.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

I was about to be all "... dead body?" but then I remembered, that was the Thanksgiving episode

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (six years ago) Permalink

Admittedly that was a pretty strong word but I was genuinely surprised! I was just being honest. Also, I would not go around ILX calling people out for posting things that might not be AGL if I were you. Just saying.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (six years ago) Permalink

x-post

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean...pretty much nobody defending the show right now really WANTS to or was rooting for it to be good itt last fall. i feel like that kind of grudging, hard won appreciation should be given the benefit of the doubt.

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (six years ago) Permalink

i can't believe you people think this woman look good, i've never seen her

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

really one of the top 10 funniest thread titles in ilx history

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

Was Squirrel Police someone's sock or an old poster I'm just not aware of?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

Also, I would not go around ILX calling people out for posting things that might not be AGL if I were you. Just saying.

smdh

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink

aghast is born

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

I forgot to not post on threads around ENBB, my bad.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

(popcorn gif)

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:58 (six years ago) Permalink

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3099/3201053548_82eafeb0cc.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:58 (six years ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahaha that squirrel!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:59 (six years ago) Permalink

Was Squirrel Police someone's sock or an old poster I'm just not aware of?

He was like frogbs's roid raging older brother.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

Thats a frightening thought.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

at one point he discovered he didn't have to hit enter after every line, it was a big moment

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

i cant believe you think this woman looks dead, i barely even drowned her

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:01 (six years ago) Permalink

JonChi, of course you can post around me - I often like your posts. I just wouldn't get snippy with me because, as we all know since you so astutely pointed it out, I can be a total bitch.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:04 (six years ago) Permalink

That's the first picture I've ever seen of her that makes her look semi-cute.
-- Squirrel_Police

Although she looks way older than she is. I'll buy the alcoholic thing on that basis alone.

-- Squirrel_Police

I must assume you're joking.

-- Johnny Fever

she probably doesn't want to be fancied by someone wearing a little police uniform with acorns embroidered on it.

-- estela

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:04 (six years ago) Permalink

x-post - OK that was sort of bitchy. I'm just in a shitty mood and maybe that wasn't called for. I will watch the damn show and report back. Since the recent ones are better can I just watch those? I mean, I won't be lost or anything, right?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:06 (six years ago) Permalink

It wasn't meant to be "snippy", I was just quoting what I thought was a funny way to word that, like you immediately undercut your own argument with that next sentence.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:07 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah, no I get that. Like I said - I'm probably prone to overeating right now. Sorry.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:08 (six years ago) Permalink

take it to the diet thread

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:10 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah it's a definitely a trad sitcom in that any episode works as a standalone, not really any long term plot to worry about

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:10 (six years ago) Permalink

x-lol spell check

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:10 (six years ago) Permalink

i can't believe you people think this woman look good, i've never seen her

― buzza, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:54 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:11 (six years ago) Permalink

i think we've all learned a lesson here

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:11 (six years ago) Permalink

You won't understand anything about the drug cartels and the Lake Tahoe suitcase if you start with later episodes.

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:14 (six years ago) Permalink

x-post - Yeah? What's that then?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:15 (six years ago) Permalink

well i for one learned jon and erica have beef

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:19 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:21 (six years ago) Permalink

nah, not really

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:22 (six years ago) Permalink

i learned that the "so, what lessons did we learn from this entire phenomenon?" meme isn't as funny if you paraphrase it

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:22 (six years ago) Permalink

lol i forgot abt that one/ hadn't considered applying it to non-musical phenomenons

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:31 (six years ago) Permalink

While my language was a little dramatic, I still think that it's OK something looks like crap before you've seen or heard it and you're all lying if you claim to never have done/thought that.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:32 (six years ago) Permalink

"that it's OK to think that something looks like crap . . . "

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:33 (six years ago) Permalink

Of course thats OK to do! Just don't cast aspersions on how other people might possibly be enjoying said thing though.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink

^aspersions (multiple xposts)

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:41 (six years ago) Permalink

I barely watch this show but Schmidt seems the funniest to me. There was an end sequence where he complained that he couldn't find his driving moccasins and I was like "Oh shit, he is basically Tom Haverford."

ban opinions (reddening), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:43 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah Schmidt is definitely the best part of the show, the montage with the douchebag jar was great.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:44 (six years ago) Permalink

imo the funniest episodes are "Bells", "Bad in Bed" and "The Landlord"

honorable mention to "The 23rd" and "The Story of the 50"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:46 (six years ago) Permalink

"it's in my room next to my irish walking cape"

the arm (NZA), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:56 (six years ago) Permalink

Watched the first four episodes of New Girl a while back. It was horrible. Did it improve like 1000x?

Yes. I'd probably recommend "Jess and Julia", actually. It's a total trad sitcom though.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 9 February 2012 03:23 (six years ago) Permalink

zooey is pretty much exactly the same, but they've done a decent job fleshing out the guys

Nhex, Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:54 (six years ago) Permalink

I thought she was slightly less ditzy in the last two episodes, but that could be a transient thing.

trishyb, Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:30 (six years ago) Permalink

i think they realized she can't be that one-dimension AND stay the main character, it's like if "Friends" was called "Phoebe"

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Thursday, 9 February 2012 13:59 (six years ago) Permalink

one-dimensional

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Thursday, 9 February 2012 13:59 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I don't think she's stayed exactly the same either. She's much less awkward and doesn't randomly burst into song nearly as much. I feel like she even dresses differently but maybe I'm misremembering.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:32 (six years ago) Permalink

She doesn't seem to dress quite so hideously as she does in the opening titles and did in the first few episodes, when she wore clothes that seemed specially designed to make her look gawky and terrible, like Harrison Ford's clothes in Mosquito Coast.

trishyb, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

Now I feel like creating a Harrison Ford in "Mosquito Coast - damn, damn, damn does this man look good" thread but I will abstain.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:01 (six years ago) Permalink

they really need to ditch those opening titles

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:12 (six years ago) Permalink

or at least play the whole thing so it's clear the guys are very obviously being put upon

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:13 (six years ago) Permalink

She doesn't seem to dress quite so hideously as she does in the opening titles and did in the first few episodes, when she wore clothes that seemed specially designed to make her look gawky and terrible, like Harrison Ford's clothes in Mosquito Coast.

Yeah, that's the thing: the show initially seemed to be making the bold move of casting a popular attractive actress as a fairly unattractive character who was almost painfully awkward. ("Bold" != "fun to watch") The character seems much more comfortable and conventionally feminine in some ways now, more of a 'cute girl who likes ribbons and cupcakes'. (And it happened too fast to fall into an 'ugly duckling' narrative arc.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:22 (six years ago) Permalink

wtf

Number None, Monday, 20 February 2012 16:49 (six years ago) Permalink

ahhh!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 16:50 (six years ago) Permalink

why would they try to make her less attractive?

Number None, Monday, 20 February 2012 16:50 (six years ago) Permalink

LOL

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2012 16:59 (six years ago) Permalink

hire a celebrity to pitch yr wares then render them unrecognizable, advertising genius!

lag∞n, Monday, 20 February 2012 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

From her website. GTFO.

http://hellogiggles.com/item-of-the-day-252

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:41 (six years ago) Permalink

websites very much in character

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:51 (six years ago) Permalink

Alessandra Rizzotti is a former child model who currently works for the R-rated cartoon show Family Guy. She’s written for Smith, Heeb and Neave's online magazines, and has been published in two Harper Perennial books. Alessandra lives in Silverlake where she makes terrariums and spends time with her five animals, Maude the dog, cats Hunter, Max and Princess Bunny Buttons, as well as her boyfriend, who she affectionately calls "Bear". You can see more of her work here and there, but maybe just follow her everywhere.

I can't.

Nicole, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:53 (six years ago) Permalink

i know! i too was terribly bothered by the missing animal. maude, hunter, max and princess bb = four, only four!

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:55 (six years ago) Permalink

slipshod imo

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:56 (six years ago) Permalink

the fifth animal is her boyfriend

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:58 (six years ago) Permalink

"Bear"

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:00 (six years ago) Permalink

It's confusing.

I would say "...spends time her five animals: Maude the dog; cats Hunter, Max, and Princess Bunny Buttons; and her boyfriend, whom she affectionately calls 'Bear.'"

Ascot Fitzgerald (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:05 (six years ago) Permalink

what a surprisingly horribly formed joke from someone who thinks it's funny to name their pet "princess bunny buttons"

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:07 (six years ago) Permalink

can I just say, byline photos like hers are one of my biggest pet peeves

like, if that's what you're going to go with, why don't you just put up a picture of smiley face and rainbows wrapped around a unicorn and call it day

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:11 (six years ago) Permalink

i like adventure time, am not above "princess bunny buttons"

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:14 (six years ago) Permalink

lol the text box that pops up if you scroll your mouse over the picture is 'AlessandraRizzotti_childmodel_familyguy'

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:17 (six years ago) Permalink

"Alessandra lives in Silverlake where she makes terrariums"

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:51 (six years ago) Permalink

Why point out that Family Guy is R-rated?

Like a Leppard Messiah (Michael White), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:54 (six years ago) Permalink

especially since it isn't

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:54 (six years ago) Permalink

b/c she's "naughty"

Ascot Fitzgerald (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:01 (six years ago) Permalink

it kind of is

i mean TV 14 is probably the closest analogue to an R rating if we're comparing TV content ratings and movie content ratings (xpost)

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:03 (six years ago) Permalink

there's nothing on non-cable network television that wouldn't appear in a PG-13 movie

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink

where she makes terrariums

How does someone 'make' a terranium? You fling a load of soil and plants into a fishbowl, that's it!

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:15 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah, i've always been bothered when people say they "made" a painting or drawing. you didn't make shit. you just put some crap on some other crap. you put a painting.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:23 (six years ago) Permalink

It's like the horticulture equiv of Sandra Lee.

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:26 (six years ago) Permalink

if every terrarium came with a matching theme cocktail, the world would be much improved

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:31 (six years ago) Permalink

how can people make anything if the atoms already existed, really only god can make

iatee, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

xp The cocktail would have to be green. A pint of Absinthe served with a twig and sprayed with pine air freshner? "I call this my Forest Glade cocktail"

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:34 (six years ago) Permalink

I really want to make a terrarium but I keep forgetting to get the stuff I need. It's a standing item on my to do list. It says:

terrarium!
succulents!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:35 (six years ago) Permalink

earth!

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:36 (six years ago) Permalink

tiny ceramic skeleton!

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:38 (six years ago) Permalink

I actually already have earth! it's the one component I have. I also need a container but I'm still shopping around for one of those.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:39 (six years ago) Permalink

This is the one I want but it's insanely overpriced: secret forest

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:40 (six years ago) Permalink

nice. my gf has been researching terrarium containers recently...

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

$160 yargh

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

wtf

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

This is the dawning of the age of terrariums, apparently.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

Sorry.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:51 (six years ago) Permalink

that $160 seems like a bargain compared to the "large danish terrarium" at $225

this is why i can't have nice things

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

The one I want is $160? Yeah, that sounds about right. :/ WHY?? It is so nice.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn does that terrarium look good

tylerw, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

^^ will never get old

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink

A pint of Absinthe

This suddenly explains a lot

Like a Leppard Messiah (Michael White), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

ZOOEY DESNSHAL FOR PRESIDETN: She took down that terrarium thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:58 (six years ago) Permalink

xxpost Phil D "age of terrariums" that was terrible, but I lol'ed :)

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:58 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.popdeluxe.net/danish-terrarium-sm.html

"Sorry, Currently Out of Stock!" :*(

bet you could get it cheaper if you could figure out who makes it

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

jesus god

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 February 2012 19:28 (six years ago) Permalink

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These Danish terrariums are crafted from mouth-blown glass, a solid paulowina wood base & spherical wooden top. The paulowina wood is fantastic, very natural looking and rough-hewn. A lovely modern shape.

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goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 19:32 (six years ago) Permalink

I could go for a fuckin danish

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:33 (six years ago) Permalink

This suddenly explains a lot

― Like a Leppard Messiah (Michael White), Friday, February 24, 2012 6:57 PM (35 minutes ago)

About Sandra Lee or me?

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:33 (six years ago) Permalink

paulowina

Mis-read this.

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink

humm

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 20:00 (six years ago) Permalink

damn

owenf, Friday, 24 February 2012 20:15 (six years ago) Permalink

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7vdpmmsb1qb0eft.gif

Nicole, Friday, 24 February 2012 20:16 (six years ago) Permalink

dying

goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 20:17 (six years ago) Permalink

lol best west

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 20:19 (six years ago) Permalink

also I am offended on behalf of hipster pugs everywhere

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 20:20 (six years ago) Permalink

Many xposts: I interpreted Princess to be the third dog and missing comma to indicate a bunny named Buttons.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 25 February 2012 01:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh but no, re reading it I suppose it IS a terrible joke. Nm.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 25 February 2012 01:35 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

did david wain just have a one second cameo in new girl?

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:29 (six years ago) Permalink

he did. when i saw him i just assumed he directed the episode, and he did.

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:33 (six years ago) Permalink

This show is surprisingly good.

LaMonte, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:38 (six years ago) Permalink

it's funny because i totally had my wife on the anti-deschanel bandwagon last fall when the show started, but now i'm totally a fan of the show and she just looks at me sideways for being able to tolerate zooey in it

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:42 (six years ago) Permalink

this show has hit a stride

toandos, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 06:25 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah, the rhythms and characters have really started to click.

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:02 (six years ago) Permalink

I like this show a lot.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:21 (six years ago) Permalink

Schmidt in particular is becoming one of the great sitcom characters.

trishyb, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:36 (six years ago) Permalink

Schmidt is great but god they have to stop with the fatsuit flashbacks

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:52 (six years ago) Permalink

I am so happy that they've started really developing a personality for Winston

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:56 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah he's been definitely coming into his own

some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

I was going to say, I though Winston's speech at the end of the episode was hilarious! I hope that side of him is shown a bit more.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

the whole "raccoon hands" thing was killing me

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:59 (six years ago) Permalink

"They were digging through my garbage!"

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 14:02 (six years ago) Permalink

Schmidt in particular is becoming one of the great sitcom characters.

― trishyb, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:36 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Schmidt is great but god they have to stop with the fatsuit flashbacks

― some dude, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 08:52 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both of these.

I would like an odd-couple sitcom where Schmidt and Denis Duffy share a house.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 7 April 2012 12:21 (six years ago) Permalink

I wish there was a separate New Girl thread, this thread title is a little awkward.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Saturday, 7 April 2012 13:37 (six years ago) Permalink

If only there was some way to create a thread for one specific topic...

s.clover, Sunday, 8 April 2012 02:36 (six years ago) Permalink

(enter fairy godmother, stage right; she waves wand flamboyantly, causing cascades of fairy sparkles to erupt)

A separate New Girl thread.

Aimless, Sunday, 8 April 2012 02:54 (six years ago) Permalink

should been "New Girl: damn, damn, damn does this show look good"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:57 (six years ago) Permalink

I'm open to your making a mod request for that.

Aimless, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:58 (six years ago) Permalink

New Girl: *wolf whistle*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:03 (six years ago) Permalink

irl lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 01:29 (six years ago) Permalink

We're all going to feel awkward when they end up getting married.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

hahaha awesome

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Zooey without eyeliner & makeup : http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/zooey-deschanel-and-jessica-pare-photographed-with

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:51 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah, "without eyeliner & makeup", but still with styling, lighting and Photoshop I'd imagine.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:12 (six years ago) Permalink

god that makes me angry

Number None, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:14 (six years ago) Permalink

what/how/why?

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:56 (six years ago) Permalink

xxpost: according to this http://www.psdisasters.com/2012/04/photoshop-round-up-links-we-love_28.html : "People Magazine's "Most Beautiful People" issue has a special section featuring stars without make-up or Photoshop." - no mention of lighting or styling obv, but yeah

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:58 (six years ago) Permalink

it was a joke, referring to the "styling, lighting and Photoshop" comment

Number None, Monday, 30 April 2012 11:59 (six years ago) Permalink

can we talk about how awful her iPhone commercial is, can we stop pretending that people act like this when nobody else is around

you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:11 (six years ago) Permalink

I am 100% certain she acts like that when other people aren't around

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:15 (six years ago) Permalink

Samuel L Jackson, OTOH, has never made gazpacho in his life

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:16 (six years ago) Permalink

i dunno man

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:20 (six years ago) Permalink

If the ad showed him washing a hat...

Mark G, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:21 (six years ago) Permalink

I get Siri to do a lot of googling/music playing/weather checking for me when no one else is around. :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:23 (six years ago) Permalink

ad is unbelievably awful. "Deliver me hairslides while I dance about soup"

stet, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:25 (six years ago) Permalink

i watched 15 min of new girl a couple nights ago and it was NOT GOOD. there were a bunch of guys trying to teach dermot mcdermot how to drink beer and "be american" and zooey was all into it at this point, woohoo, partytime funzone, etc...and then she hinted several times to dermot mcd that it was time to go to bed, and she actively asked him to go to bed but he stayed with the guys. she turned to the camera, pouted, and walked to the room alone.

wtf is up with this show?!

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:26 (six years ago) Permalink

also they weren't trying to teach Dermot how to "be American", they were teaching him a nonsensical drinking game they made up called "Great American" which appears to consist of shouting at each other and drinking while crawling around on the furniture (as is common with most drinking games...?)

I do agree that portion of the show was annoying but the followup where Schmidt and Nick stab Dermot was kind of funny

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:30 (six years ago) Permalink

i didn't realize siri was the universal name of the phone voice, i thoguht that was one of zooey's quirky personal touches

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:31 (six years ago) Permalink

it was "true american" but yes that game was hilarious

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:31 (six years ago) Permalink

it was the only 15 min of the show i saw -- it's good to know that it made sense to someone. i don't know anything about the dynamics of the characters or w/e - just relaying what i saw as it appeared to me.

hearing that dermot got stabbed does appeal to me, so thanks.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:33 (six years ago) Permalink

nah, I can only assume Zooey would name is Moondoggie or something xp

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (six years ago) Permalink

It, not is. Siri. You know.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (six years ago) Permalink

Zooey "Moondoggie" Deschanel

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i felt kind of bad for her, really -- she didn't get to do anything but jump around, provide reaction shots, be a nag, and get spurned. that's kind of a bummer, but i'm sure she gets to have more fun and/or do more things in other parts of the show.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:37 (six years ago) Permalink

the two funniest scenes this show has ever had were when she was trying out her "kinky" sex moves on Justin Long and pretty much the entire episode with their landlord

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:39 (six years ago) Permalink

she tried out her kinky sex moves on her landlord AND justin long? yikes.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:40 (six years ago) Permalink

justin long IS her landlord

dayo, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:42 (six years ago) Permalink

honestly, the landlord episode is one of my favorite episodes of television from the past season (others include the Community Christmas episode and pretty much the entirety of Happy Endings)

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (six years ago) Permalink

Samuel L Jackson, OTOH, has never made gazpacho in his life

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, April 30, 2012 1:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno man

― some dude, Monday, April 30, 2012 1:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thakig u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:02 (six years ago) Permalink

*applauds*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:36 (six years ago) Permalink

If you need your phone to tell you it is raining, you should probably be in some sort of assisted living facility.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:39 (six years ago) Permalink

i think the whole Deschanel old timey hipster act is in part aspiring to that, young healthy women who want to act like helpless old ladies and listen to bluegrass or w/e

some dude, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:58 (six years ago) Permalink

ahahaha

markers, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (six years ago) Permalink

what bothers me the most about the Sam Jackson one is the part where he says "remind me to put the gazpatcho on ice...unless you like hotspatcho" - I get that Siri is supposed to recognize conversational English, but literally telling jokes to an inanimate object is something nobody would ever do unless they were actually a lunatic

frogbs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:11 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, his kills me. And 'tell me where I can buy X for my risotto..' dude, Siri doesn't care about your risotto. She just wants to google shit for you.

I'm bitter because Canadian iPhones don't have the functionality for Siri to look up places nearby for you :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (six years ago) Permalink

They should make a follow-up where a jealous Siri sabotages his date

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (six years ago) Permalink

Siri Alan.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:39 (six years ago) Permalink

I can't find the New Girl thread with the search function? Wanted to talk about that last episode. Schmidt's and Cece's breakup was actually kind of sad.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (six years ago) Permalink

Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

(quotes in titles make things hard to search for, in my experience)

koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:08 (six years ago) Permalink

can she seem like a girl from Butcher Holler? Sissy Spacek leaves some big shoes to fill.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zooey-deschanel-lands-lead-role-in-broadways-coal-miners-daughter-20120511

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:24 (six years ago) Permalink

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:25 (six years ago) Permalink

She probably tweeted max to play her dad cuz of his resemblance to Levon Helm.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:29 (six years ago) Permalink

It's gonna be like Lil Abner.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:31 (six years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

is there a thread dedicated to New Girl? the show is CRAZY good

Ryan's taint is definitely unavoidable. (stevie), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:21 (five years ago) Permalink

I love New Girl. Schmidt is one of the most awesome comic creations ever. I'd kind of like to see him and Barney Stinson team up.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:43 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a thread for new girl but it doesn't look very active i guess :
Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:54 (five years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

woah, written by mrs. croupier!

these markers love soda (some dude), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (five years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

http://laist.com/upload/2012/12/Zooey-4.jpg?891

buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:55 (five years ago) Permalink

looks more like karen carpenter tbh

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Rainy days and Mondays always make me drown

buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Looks more like Genesis P Orridge.

earth of (snoball), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:13 (five years ago) Permalink

^^

the late great, Monday, 31 December 2012 21:20 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Plus, Amanda Barrie

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:20 (five years ago) Permalink

Exactly who I'm afraid of meeting through OK Cupid.

Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:32 (five years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/M46VSuQ.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (five years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn

some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (five years ago) Permalink

<3 zooey, h8 the backlash

authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128

markers, Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:15 (five years ago) Permalink

she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?

authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

"unrecognizable"? really?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

she kinda is though

Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

I didn't recognize her at all.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (five years ago) Permalink

that is so weird

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (five years ago) Permalink

I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (five years ago) Permalink

she looks sorta like evan rachel wood in mildred pierce
i approve +/-

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:39 (five years ago) Permalink

she looks great! she kind of has a fivehead, who knew

goole, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

dang.

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:49 (five years ago) Permalink

that is not her

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

would not drown in 08

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 20:38 (five years ago) Permalink

she still looks like herself, and she looks good, but i think the bangs are an iconic look and if i were her i'd stick with them

Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Slight hair change, but she's one of the limited few I would be prepared to marry.

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:18 (five years ago) Permalink

i'd marry zooey deschanel too but it would be for her money.

Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (five years ago) Permalink

I would ask her to ask Siri if it's raining

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:38 (five years ago) Permalink

face to bang ratio.

Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:58 (five years ago) Permalink

face bang ratio

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:00 (five years ago) Permalink

it really is kinda nuts how different she looks without bangs. there's one New Girl episode where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:27 (five years ago) Permalink

She looks like Jenna Fischer there.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:43 (five years ago) Permalink

where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

Yeah, I saw that episode.. Was it scripted by Miranda Hart by any chance?

Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:22 (five years ago) Permalink

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2012/10/24/new-girl-ford.jpg

seeing her forehead is like seeing any other woman having a wardrobe malfunction, where you feel a little self-conscious like 'am i supposed to be seeing this?'

seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:38 (five years ago) Permalink


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