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Looks like today not much is happening with my crew, so I'm going to settle in, since I've got all my receipts and forms and things, and figure out what I owe. Already did a basic calculation for deductions, so I'm going to go through that again fine tooth comb-wise and make sure it's all looking right, then total it all up. Tres boring, but It Must Be Done. And what joy to think of how much money will be used to keep killing people in the name of freedom from terrorism, too!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So who waits until the last minute? Who has someone else do it for them? Do any Americans actually donate to the election campaign thing? Do any try and pay down the debt? Blah blah blah...

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Accountant. Get one, if your tax situation is the least bit complicated. They _always_ save you money. Sometimes a _lot_.

Douglas, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've done my own deductions for a couple of years now and I'll second Douglas' general advice -- if you don't/can't take the time to sit down and plow through all your receipts (I always keep mine reasonably organized), get somebody to do it for you. My withholding has always been pretty good for my main job, and I would usually get a refund, but my freelance AMG work eats into that to an extent since taxes aren't withheld there. But with itemized deductions applied, it all comes out very balanced, *much* more so than if the standard deduction was taken.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

wanna be my accountant, ned?

chaki, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Once per year is enough for me. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I realized I needed an accountant when my calculations had me in the red a couple of bucks, and HIS calculations threw me a few hundred in the black. I don't know how he did it, but I'm mighty glad.

That said, would the assmonkeys I freelanced for PLEASE get their W2s in my mailbox now? Y'know, so I don't have to push the deadline envelope?

David Raposa, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I gotta an uncle thata lives ina taxes.

richard john gillanders, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i also get an accoutant , one at davids firm who i swear makes more in the three or four months of tax season freel ancing then anywhere else

anthony, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Fuck, I just phone it in on April 14, and mail my check in at midnight (I always owe). Time is money, as far as I'm concerned, and I'm giving the IRS as little of it as possible.

Kerry, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

HOW DO YOU GET AN ACCOUNTANT TO DO IT? H AND R BLOCK?

Mike Hanle y, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

would the assmonkeys I freelanced for PLEASE get their W2s in my mailbox now?

W2s? How interesting, I usually get 1099-MISC.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never understood the whole american tax thing, you're not all self employed are you? doesn't it just come out of your wages every month?

CarsmileSteve, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It does indeed for me, and for many others. It's not exact, though, more like a general withdrawal based on your earnings then fine-tuned after the tax year ends when prepping up your return. For instance, if I were only working my regular job, I'd usually be due a small refund because we're set up here so that the automatic withdrawals, if you've reported your status correctly, cover your taxes and then some. Then as mentioned there's that income where taxes aren't immediately removed, which is the case with my AMG work. Then you factor in itemized deductions on top of that, if not standard, and etc. etc. And this is just me with a relatively simple setup of being a single person -- add on dependents, family situation, if I owned a house, if I had other investments, etc. and things get even more complicated.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

blimey...

CarsmileSteve, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ANSWER MY QUESTION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Hanle y, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

H & R Block, sure. You could also dig up software from e-file, I guess.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...
Fuck you taxes, you are a bitch.
Fuck you, TurboTax Online, who, despite my saving and quitting, always pops be back a few redundant steps when I re-log on.
\Fuck you marriage penalty which only went away for people who make way less money than me!
Also, fuck me for delaying the adjustment of our withholdings this year meaning we'll almost certainly owe again next year. This used to be FUN when I was single, I always got loads back. No more!

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

gotta pay the piper if you over-withhold (which i do ... and i do pay).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

Ugh. Just finished writing a variety of checks to various governmental authorities, one of which was healthily into four figures. That'll teach me to do freelance book projects.

Taxes suck, but I like to think that my check is earmarked for non-killing government stuff like NASA telescopes or NEA grants or the OSHA for Kids web site.

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting a total of $1,500 in refunds. Hate me now.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago) link

I will, thank you (as I owed a bit myself, but not too much thankfully).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I'll hate too, thank you very much.

I'm told that the loan for the house I'm buying is structured in such a way that I can deduct the entirety of my mortgage payments. Something smells very Fat Tony about it, but if true I'm really looking forward to that.

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting a nice refund myself, but don't hate me, as it's pretty much all getting funnelled right towards paying off other debt.

Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting a pretty nice refund, although I think I missed out on some deductions I could have made and wasn't QUITE sure about some of the things I did deduct. I won't be able to spend it on anything fun anyway.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

I won't hate you Girolamo since, according to the other thread, you are supposed to be dead.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

My refund is better than your refund

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago) link

There's a death-and-taxes joke in there somewhere, but I'm too busy hatin' on the folks getting refunds to think of one. (xpost)

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:46 (twenty years ago) link

I got a small refund about a month ago, after filing my taxes about three weeks before that. I've begun to utilize the assistance of the same woman my mother goes to, at an H&R Block place. She is the absolute best and makes the whole process go as smoothly as possible, which is really great because Lord knows there are more than enough headaches one can encounter in one's financial life without even going into the whole "taxes" issue!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago) link

Gah. All I have to say is, fuck a self-employment tax.

the krza (krza), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

I just telefiled for the first time. Easy as pie. But then again, I'm single and only worked one job last year.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...
I spent all day today going through mounds of receipts from the last five years, to prepare some back taxes. I'm probably gonna owe big time since I didn't file from 2000 on. (I tried to for 2000 but they wanted rent receipts and I didn't have 'em; I wasn't on a lease then. I haven't had one till last February, actually. Should be interesting.) And HOLY FUCK do my hands hurt! Cab receipts are TINY. ALL receipts are tiny, in fact.

I'm trying to get it done by Tuesday so I can just go to my accountant's and be like, "here's the stuff, it's done, go to it." Then I get to watch my hard-earned checking account drain away. Sigh. It'll be worth it to have it behind me, though.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Did 2002 already; the other years are separated out. So I have to go through 2000-1 and 2003 and figure out my total income and deductibles. I'll go to it tomorrow; right now I'm beat (and at the office, where all the paperwork is, eurgh.)

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

2004 will be done during normal tax time, as w/everyone else.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I finally did my Taxes for the last financial year yesterday. It was a lot easier than I'd built it up to be.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 16 January 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, if it weren't for all the damn bits of paper (five frickin' years' worth, ugh) so would mine be.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

whoo, that sounds awful matos! Things will be a little worse this year for me than usual because I have to figure my and my husband's taxes separately, then together to see which way is better, but at least I'm fairly certain there's a refund at the end. Back taxes, yuck.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
okay, exactly how strict are they about monitoring moving expenses? mine may or may not be work-related, in that i left michigan with one job, then drove to oregon, and eventually got another job.

Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Everyone having fun yet? (Calculated mine for feds and state today and essentially have a 'refund' in that the amount I set aside regularly each year to cover things beyond withholding will barely need to be touched, so I'll apply the balance to the Euro trip -- most handy.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 March 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

oh fuck I have to go to an accountant soon

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 20 March 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

A nice refund this year, for once. My accountant suggested that I use it to make all of this year's quarterly estimated payments in advance and I said "hahahaha... no."

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 20 March 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

ever since i learned they have people who correct your mistakes, i just fill in random numbers and send them all my forms and stuff to "double-check".

jones (actual), Sunday, 20 March 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
So, yeah. 1099-MISC from City Pages, roughly $2500 in "self-employment" earnings. Do I use Schedule C, Schedule C-EZ or Schedule F (for profit/loss from farming)? Probably not F, of course. But I can't figure out how to use the other two. And then I guess I need Schedule SE on top of it all?!

Nothing was taken from that relatively small amount of profit, but I assume it will absolutely drain any chance I have at a refund. (The last few years have been just under $1K.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I used turbotax online this year since I had some tricky stuff, I totally loved it. It cost like 50 bucks for the state and federal combined though.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

oh shit, i should do mine soon.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

GO FUCK YOURSELF STATE OF CALIFORNIA

I can't see how I can possibly owe you two grand. I'm sure there are people who make twice as much as me who don't owe fuck.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK A TAX DAY

kephm, Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Have fun!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh...

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

We owe the same as Kyle. Fucking ridiculous.

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't done mine yet. I'll do them tonight or tomorrow.

I r queen of last minute taxes.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I still don't get how you end up owing two grand (esp. in Kyle's case, hasn't had the same job all year.) Is your company fucking up what they take out or is their a withholding screwup? Crazy!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

2 grand! How horrific. :-( That's gotta be some fucked up withholding thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

You need a system like the British tax system! - good, solid, reliable, British!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.armchairhawk.com/images/mainsmall.jpg

kephm, Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

got mine done 3 weeks ago -- got my fed refund last week, my NY refund (all of $9) is due tomorrow.

suckahs :-P

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I did my taxes months ago and already got my money back ($200 for federal and about $250 for state.) It was nice.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

arr i need my refund please send me my refund

jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

What is the amount that if you make less than that you don't have to pay taxes?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Damned 1099 income. Instead of the usual grand I get. I'm only getting $250 from the govt and then have to take $180 out of that to give to the state of MN. Damn.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I ended up in a situation similar to Eric. My Fed. refund is paying my State taxes.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

hey just be thankful that you don't have to pay taxes to TWO states -- BOTH of which have some of the highest state income tax rates in the country!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Tad, sweetie, how much do you have to make in order to pay taxes?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

$7,951 and up and you have to file

kephm, Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I was owing a few hundred dollars because of federal self-employment taxes on the 1099 from my band, so I had to come up with all sorts of music-related deductions (all the cds I bought, gear, gas, rehearsal space food, etc.) to get in the red.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

(gross)-federal.

xpost

kephm, Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i just got 5 bucks more on Telefile than what I calculated myself. sweet.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

did you ask for your refund to be direct deposited jody? I did and it happened within the week! It was great!

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks for the baseline! I searched all over the IRS site and couldn'd find it.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

goddamn it I wrote a big thing and it got POXY FULED

anyway, you wind up owing money this way:

if you're married, and you mark "married filing jointly" on your withholding forms at work, they withhold LESS money from your check than they would if you marked "single." this is because the tax system (wrongly, in almost all cases) assumes that if you're married and filing jointly, you're supporting your wife. If both people are working, you have to go through the two-earner, two job worksheet to find out what the difference is b/w what they'll withhold and how much taxes you will actually owe. This is almost always short though for some reason. (note: this is all only true for Federal. State, which is what I owe, doesn't bother to give you a nice worksheet to figure this out. They just say "fuck you", give you no tools to find out how much you owe, and then charge you when you're short. This is called "California is broke and squeezing you for money, bitches.").

If your income fluctuates from month to month because of overtime or bonuses or something, then God help you.


Being married sucks for taxes because of this, and also, this: say you make 70k. Say your spouse make 40k. If you're single, you pay the tax rate for someone making 70k, and your spouse would pay the rate for someone making 40k. But if you're married, you pay the rate for ONE income making 110k. Which is a higher percentage than the others. This means you pay more taxes when you're married than single people making the same money. This is called the marriage penalty and everyone thinks that they got rid of it last year. They did, but only for very low income people. The rest of the country (ie: the middle class) gets fucked.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

but, thank god for schedule C. I got to deduct 3k worth of business expenses.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

AKM makes a great case for why you should always elect to have taxes taken out at the single rate.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I always thought that was given.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean unless you have a bunch of kids.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

If you have a bunch of kids you can claim them as dependents and your taxable income ends up being something like $2.45.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

If you have a bunch of kids your chances of appearing frazzled on Nanny 911 also go up exponentially.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I owe $37.23. Bah. I hate that exhilerating crash and burn moment of the taxes where it seems it could go either way--$1,000 rebate! $500 loss!

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I've spent all week trying to whittle away a bunch of contract-work income so I don't wind up paying a ton; I'm down to around $900 out-of-pocket, which is nearly everything I have to spare. I really, really should have put teeth on the bullet and had an accountant do this. I'm fairly positive I could wipe out half of what I owe by folding in a bunch of perfectly-legitimate self-employment-type expenses, but I'm still at a loss as to how to work it -- barring a major mental breakthrough tonight, tackling this myself will turn out to have been a big mistake.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

put a big ass amount on schedule C, file it, and pray

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabs, can you conveniently forget to declare some of the income?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I got an app $1100 federal refund but owe $991 to state and paid an accountant $100 so I think I came out ahead $11. This is even with like $7000 in deductibles.

h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i have an awesome accountant. last year i had paid zero taxes -- was on unemployment for part of the year, and made about $20k from freelancing. my accountant got me a $1500 refund. this year half my income had been taxed, have had not, and he got me a $1200 refund. my girlfriend, however, did not get off so easy. she owes $6k thanks to the freelance lifestyle, tho, truth be told, it could've been worse. (my roommate, who makes far less money than her, owes $10k.)

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

My taxes somehow worked out so that NYS owed me more money than I paid them. This seems wrong but I've been assured it's within the realm of normal. I'll probably get fucking audited. Which would be hilarious, I mean a person with $8000 taxable income abouts getting audited.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 14 April 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd represent you before the IRS, but someone who only has $8K in taxable income = CANNOT AFFORD ME BEEEEEEEEYOTCH

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 April 2005 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Somehow my state refund is actually bigger than my federal. Which isn't saying much.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

state gets refund, federal i owe bunches coz i didn't figure to add self-emp tax to my estimateds. PLUS i hadta pay a bunch of back self-emp from last year coz of it. bleh. if only i understood the deductions/se thing i woulda kept recipts and done the whole deal. now mournfully too late.

thankfully i make little enuf that this isn't massive chunks of change we're talking about yet.

grrr.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

G0|)|)4M FuXX0riNg $eLf-3MpL0Ym3NT taXXXE$!

nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

If you pay for your own health insurance through COBRA, can you deduct the money you spend on that? I want to do that for next year -- do I need some kind of form or receipt?

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I should add that JtM schooled me righteously in the need for directing spending to deductible things last time we caught up.

also how fucked up is mass in that you get taxed MORE (and w/o most deductions, no less!) on out-of-state "investment"!? they only let you take out special in-state deductions for it, insteada the gamut, so my education deduction (which is xo!@%$@#ing huge) does no good.

[on the health insurance tip -- i need to figure out how to make sure the plan is "through" the business or whatever. yeah -- a tax atty could actually have probably saved me $ this year. next time round...]

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Since all of my income in the past has been 1099, I always deducted my health insurance premiums, which for a while were COBRA, when calculating AGI -- there's a spot for self-employed health insurance deductions. I'm still not sure if this is 100% right, but I've never been called out on it (probably because I've never made nearly enough to warrant an audit).

the krza (krza), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, nabisco OTM: fuck a self-employment tax with knives.

the krza (krza), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

word to the wise -- the MOST LIKELY to be audited tax returns are those with self-employment income. even so, you only have a less-than-5% chance of being audited.

now, if you fuXors only had money i could make a mint representing yer asses come audit time :-)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

But they're not chosen at random, are they? I always thought you had to have self-employment income plus a bunch of business expenses, especially ones that involve your house or other things of that scale. Or is that totally wrong?

the krza (krza), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

as far as i know, there's some sorta computer program-thingy that "randomly" chooses returns that are to be looked at by agents and possibly audited. the IRS keeps secret just WHAT criteria it uses.

that said, yeah if you are self-employed and have business expenses you stand a better chance than if you are just self-employed and have no expenses. also, anything having to do w/ "flow-through entities" (basically, partnerships, limited liability companies, and S corporations) get a closer look (b/c of well-publicized instances of outright fraud wr2 such entities).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

If you're filing as self-employed, you should be able to make a 100% above-the-line adjustment for your health insurance costs. So far as I can tell -- i.e., so far as I can tell after a week's worth of unprofessional double-checking of very long instruction booklets -- that's however you get your health insurance. So yeah, Hurting and Sterling: I think you can pretty much go ahead and lop it off the 1040 line. (As far as a "form or receipt" goes, it doesn't seem that you need one for filing; on the off chance that you got audited, all you'd need to do would be call up your insurer and ask them to mail you a balance statement for that year.)

Audit-wise: I decided (about sixteen hours ago) that unless you're actively trying to scam the IRS, they're not worth getting paranoid about -- not unless you're dealing with really significant sums of money. Which isn't to say that I don't believe they'll audit you, or that it won't suck. But I started thinking about it, and the worst-case audit scenario I can imagine is that I'm unable to back up a couple small claims, which ... well, if you're in the student/freelance range that I am, the worst this could possibly mean is that you do wind up having to pay that $1500 you shaved off of your bill, plus penalties. Which would suck in countless ways, but it's not exactly life-ruining.

(This will be hilarious in fall when I start the thread that goes "they audited me! oh shit! I have to pay $62,000 in penalties or go to jail! I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong!")

nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Audit-wise: I decided (about sixteen hours ago) that unless you're actively trying to scam the IRS, they're not worth getting paranoid about -- not unless you're dealing with really significant sums of money.

not to needlessly scare the shit outta anyone (b/c nabisco is basically correct) -- but (a) the IRS has been underfunded for a while now [thankee dubya!] -- there are abusers and scammers who are quite well-known to the IRS and defrauding the government of MILLIONS of dollars, but they don't go after them simply because they don't have the resources to do so; and (b) the IRS HAS recently been going after small-fry "cheaters" esp wr2 the earned-income credit -- not that there isn't fraud and abuse there, but going after them is a political decision by Treasury [thankee again, dubya].

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Theoretically, do you think there could be any penalty for forgetting to file your state taxes, while diligently filing your federal? Just wondering . . .

Mary (Mary), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know that the penalty's huge, Mary, but they will catch up with you and assess it; I know someone who didn't pay the City of New York taxes and got brought up on that pretty damn quickly.

Actually, Tad, it's funny -- you can practically see in the IRS documentation that they're trying to keep people from claiming the EIC. It took me hours to sort through vague, discouraging documentation to see if the dollar limit applied to adjusted gross income or flat earnings, and every other page seemed to be "DO NOT CLAIM THIS, SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT FOR YOU, DON'T EVEN DO THE WORKSHEET."

nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

mary: check out p. 6 of the NY tax return booklet -- basically, if you have $7.5K of NY source income you have to file an NY state return.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

you CAN file for an extension, but you STILL have to pay the tax (TODAY!) -- payment can't be delayed, just filing.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

NB my current suggestion for the simplification of the tax code is to just have a damn standard deduction for self-employed business expenses! I mean, steadily more people work regular-ass jobs but get non-employee compensation; it's awkward to expect them to keep track of expenses as if they're running a small business, or expect them to sit around calculating the percentage of their apartments that they use for work, or whatever else. They really should just offer a table of optional standard expense deductions for people doing non-employee work, at least under a certain dollar amount; if you're making less than like $15,000 off of it, there's no reason you should have to keep records on every time you bought a printer cartridge or whatever. Granted, this only applies to people who aren't selling actual goods, or traveling a lot, or whatever -- but given the number of writers, designers, programmers, etc. who are in pretty much that position, it'd be a damn good thing to offer. It'd also make the IRS's job easier, insofar as fewer people would have reason to try and cheat on itemized expenses, and fewer people would have anything substantial to audit.

nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

What if a person, say, hadn't filed since that one time in '95 when they went out of their way to figure out how much they owed and realized they were owed $6 or something and didn't bother sending the form in?

What if that same person, flush from her recent successes, tried the same strategy in VA circa '96 and when a letter was sent to her, her mom sent them a letter back saying she was in Japan, and the taxman was not heard from again?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait a minute . . . I'm supposed to pay city taxes too?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, city taxes paid to the state. My NYC taxes were three times my basic state taxes!

nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i kind of want to have a bunch of kids just so i can get more out of my city taxes.

h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd say OTM except you know I ain't putting no kids in these goddamn public schools around these parts.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

city taxes SUXOR ... that said, NYC residents get off relatively EASY. philly residents pay 4.5% to the city of philadelphia!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Overheard today at a health fair: Should you be checking blood pressure on tax day?! Haha!

Overheard five minutes later at a different booth: Do you think I should get my blood pressure checked on tax day?! Haha!

Ahh, corporate humor!


Taxes fucking sucked it this year. Bad witholding = I owes .. uh ... LOT. But for the first time ever, I don't owe the city anything.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

jesus you have to FILE your city taxes? thank god I don't have to do that. however, my city is completely broke so they'll probably start that soon.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I only have to file if my employer fucks up and doesn't pay them. Oh, looks like employer didn't withhold the right amount again ...

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't have to file city taxes separately, Kyle -- it's just a little sub-section of the state filing. ("If you are a resident of NYC, see table X, etc...")

I'm annoyed at the paltry tuition deductions they allow, too; a $4000/year cap doesn't come anywhere close to reflecting the cost of higher education; it'd barely cover tuition and fees at a community college! (And lord, if there's anything people should be able to spend money on tax-free, it's education that will theoretically lead to their paying a hell of a lot more taxes in the future.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

not to mention that the student loan interest credit gets gradually phased out if you are single and earn b/w $50K and $65K, and if you earn more than $65K then you can't take that credit!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
HRCOCK: thanks for e-filing my stuff incorrectly, getting my taxes rejected, and never bothering to contact me about it! also thanks for not letting me know that the agent I had quit the day after filing them, so all my shit got lost, and now my taxes haven't been filed, I'll probably owe more IRS fees, and also thanks for giving me the impression that you aren't going to pay those for me even though this is all your fault. I hate you HRCOCK!

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

:(

hey assuming everything goes okay and I have my kid in december, I get to claim it as a deduction for the whole year, right? right?

teeny (teeny), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

There ya go, the kid's name should be Writeoff. (Sorry to hear about that, Kyle, what a mess. :-( )

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear IRS,

Thanks for the $5 check I recieved int he mail today. Thanks for spending my tax money and everyone else's on the bookkeeping/paperwork neccesary to send out $5 checks. Really.

xoxo,
mouse

mouse (mouse), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Oddly enough, I sent THEM a $5 check. So consider that a gift from me to you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

hrmph

mouse (mouse), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
i actually OWE taxes this year, wtf. first time for me, i'm totally p.o.'ed. i need to go kick something!

ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I need to sort mine out this weekend. Last year I was owed money by the govt and I gave it to charity. If I owe anything this year I'm damn well taking it back.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you using an accountant, ai lien? I somehow ended up owing over a grand because I just cashed that $300 check Shrubya threw at us during 9/11. Apparently, that was supposed to be reported on the return, and I got hit hard.

Anyway, I carry all of my delicate financial information to a woman who has an office off of MacArthur down by Starlite, next door to a liquor store. She's got me hundreds of dollars back from the IRS and the state, and she charges me like a hundred bucks to do it.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Doers she give you dog biscuits?

Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Just mints.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I need to deduct gas mileage and cell phone usage.

Are job-hunting expenses also allowed to deducted?

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes.

TOMBOT, Friday, 27 January 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

hooray!

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

p.p. i had the h&r b1ock do it for me after i did them myself. see, i thought i was doing it wrong wrong wrong since my math said that i OWED. then i had them do it and it turns out that i still owe. but $1 less than i figured. i haven't been this fuxxing cussy in awhile. insert current administration anger rant right here.

ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

there is no way you had to owe $1000 on $300.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

It was very complicated, kyle. Let me do my own taxes again, and I could find a way to owe a million.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Who brought their 1040 to work today, just in case ILX gets dull?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

haha HERE!

kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew there was something I liked about you!

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Has anyone tried to deduct their phone bill yet? Apparently, there's a one-time deduction of fifty bucks this year because the IRS was taking taxes based on an outdated law from the Spanish-American War or something. I wish I had more information, but I heard about it too late anyway.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

turbo tax asked automatically. I think it was $30 for me.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a $30 deduction, yes.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it is based on whether or not you had a long-distance service provider during the past x years (i forget the exact time frame)

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Who brought their 1040 to work today, just in case ILX gets dull?


guilty

sleep, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Did mine during lunch.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Did mine on Sunday. Was puzzled at the long distance hash but anyway.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I happily dropped my check in the mail last weekend.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Do some of you still use paper forms? why?

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not paying them until the very last minute. Thank you Washington DC for having some bizarro holiday on 4/16.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

federal deadline is extended until 4/17 anyway.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

which is perhaps what you meant. duh.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I got my Maryland refund check yesterday. 45 bucks!

Brent, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Do some of you still use paper forms? why?


The romance.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I filed electronically about a month ago, actually. The check I sent was the remainder I needed to send of my 1st Quarter estimated tax after my refund was applied.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you Washington DC for having some bizarro holiday on 4/16.

hey that's my birthday okay? fuck you!

TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

(not really fuck you just ha ha)

TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, thanks for that then Tombot and have a happy bizarro DC holiday birthday:)

I use the paper forms when I have to pay. They only have to be postmarked on the due date, and then the check can take its sweet time through the mail system.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

paying would suck. . .I've only ever had to pay when I lived in NY and had to pay state taxes (none in TX). But then I never get these fuck-off huge refunds either so it all balances out.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I did too much independent consulting last year and couldn't knock it out with enough biz expense, so had to pay. Also, no more dependents.

Actually, I'd rather pay a bit than let the government use my $ for free all year long when I could be using it myself.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm getting more back this year than ever! I'm guessing the interest I pay on student loans and a Home Equity loan are the reason (?)

also, TN having no state income tax, I love you. But I suspect I more than make up for that with my soul-crushingly high property taxes,

will, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

We make up for it with our soul-crushingly awful public schools.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Washington State makes up for it with consumer-numbing sales tax and shockingly high car tags (in certain counties).

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, inbox empty, I'm gonna start ...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

So, Line 8a ... I got #31 interest on my (non_roth) IRA statement. No Form 1099, just a bank statement. Not taxable?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

There were 2 or 3 years in the past few that I didn't file (partly out of being irresponsible, partly because I was going to school and working part time and barely made any money), so this year I finally hunkered down and took my stuff to H&R Block. I haven't brought up doing back taxes for those years I missed (I'm pretty curious how that turned out for Matos, it sounds intimidating but I should probably just go through with it one of these days), but things seem to be turning off well. I'm getting some money back from the state, but I apparently owe the federal gov't exactly one dollar, and the lady doing my taxes could barely contain her laughter about that. She's telling me if I just give a list of expenses incurred for freelancing, even without receipts, I can work it out to my advantage, so I just gave them a big list of CDs I reviewed and estimated the cost.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, forget it: "Interest on a traditional IRA is tax deferred."

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I filed for phone tax credit & GOT it despite not owning a phone for 3 years (to enhance my "barnfolk" image). Haha, $30 ist mine! Like they're going to go through 200 million tax forms and make sure everyone met the phone-use requirements.

Abbott, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I filed back in late Jan. & got my refund a few weeks ago. My dad is an accountant---he taught me the basic ropes as a teen and I can always call him for questions. That is abt the only ++bonus++ of our daddy-daughter dealie.

Abbott, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anyone else remember this Line 26 deduction from previous years? $3300 x yr exemptions? I only remeber the standard deduction.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, I don't remember line numbers and shit.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I'm talking principally to the 2 (or more) other ppl who have the form with them.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

done! I owe feds $60. Less than usual.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius, I think that exemption value used to be rolled into the standard deduction for single and marrieds and you only got extra for other dependents. They probably separated it out as a brilliant marketing move, so you think you're getting more.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, as I have the same pittance check to write as always, it's all the same.

Now dumbass me has to get the correct state form.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i owed, i paid, i dealt with it.

Eisbaer, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I owe the Feds $80.07. Haven't tackled NY State yet. Hopefully I will be due $80.07 and all that will be lost is everyone's time.

Virginia Plain, Monday, 24 March 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Doing ours myself this year. Man, it's a lot more of a bitch now than it used to be - joint filing where my wife works in ny but we live in nj. Itemized deductions didn't turn out to be larger than standard so that simplifies things a bit but I'm still trying to figure out the multi-state thing.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

For folks who do their own, about how long does/did it take you?

I think my federal took me like four hours, which is sort of ridiculous, but almost all of that time was me chasing red herrings or panicking. Like I spent a lot of time worrying about either deductions or payments I later realized I didn't have to worry about.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

A couple of hours fed/state both. Pretty straightforward, really.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i really need to do this. maybe tonight, if i haven't had too much to drink.

Jordan, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I did mine on TurboTax over a couple beers!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

aw, fuck. this weekend i guess.
There is no way i'm ever doing my taxes. I would rather pay an obscene amount of money to someone else.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I got my refund back ($1000!) about a month ago. :)

Z S, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I just did my state one in like 20 minutes so I obviously spent way too much time on the fed. But like I said, I spent most of the time freaking out about complexities that were not actually relevant. Also some confusion about my wife's educational expenses.

Weirdly, it looks like we'll be getting more back from the state than the fed thanks to the property tax deduction for tenants.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

AGGHHHH
Goodbye $1800, I'm sorry we never really got to know each other.

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the whole working in two different states thing turned out to be a huge hassle, but I mailed all three returns yesterday. Will get a decent chunk of money back. Hooray!

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

yup, i owed the feds a bunch. even with a decent state return and the economic stimulant, it's still in the red.

Jordan, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you have to deal with crazy musician tax issues? I've heard those can be a bitch.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

yup, that was the whole problem (i started a thread on IMM about it).

Jordan, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never made enough money from music to have that problem.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

So if your spouse sets her withholding based on her being the only one with a job, it's a really good idea to change those numbers after you get a job a couple of months later. Especially if you get everything direct deposited and therefore don't give more than a cursory glance to the details on your pay stub after the first one when everything appears OK. You might end up paying the Feds $2200 or so.

joygoat, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck fuck fuck.
New York people, can anyone recommend an accountant?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

this was the first year since I got married that we didn't owe a bunch of money.

akm, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I got cursed with a one-off 1099-MISC last year. Fuck fuck fuck.
(The payment preparation is over at least. Still.)

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

That said, this is the first time I did my taxes online. The coolest part was the third-party site name: TAXSLAYER!

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

my bank rejected my direct deposits of my refunds this year; fuck you WaMu!

akm, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

What? On what basis?

We've finally got our tax appointment tonight. Normally I'd do it myself, but with buying a house we figured we'd get some pro help this year.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know. I'm pretty confident I had my routing number correct.

akm, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

How does everyone do their taxes online? I did mine online a few years ago, via some company I don't remember liked to on the IRS website. It was all 'Free free free' until I had typed everything in and they charged me a fee for direct deposit or speedy processing or some bullshit. Has anyone else had such an experience?

Wish they were still doing the telefile. That shit was golden.

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 2 February 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Big estimated payments based on a fat '07
+ a lean '08
= estimated payments for '09 are COVERED
(with a remainder of $39)

WmC, Saturday, 14 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

OK, here is a question. If I am new to the US tax system have been paid as an Independent contractor and will receive a 1099, do I have to file estimated taxes forms or can I wait till year end?

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link

You can wait until the end of the year, but depending on how much you end up making an additional penalty and interest could be assessed.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I believe the next estimated tax payment date is Sept 15th, so you have a little time to get with an accountant and figure out your best move. I can't remember for sure because I sort of have a break from paying quarterly estimates this year. (I made so little money last year that the quarterly estimates I paid were enough to cover last year's taxes and this year's as well. ;_;)

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

It's true, the next installment date is 9/15, and then 1/15/2010 for the final one.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I am unlikely to owe much in terms of taxes as I won't earn a significant amount this year and I think I can count co-pays on medical treatment against tax. I want to stay legal though as I have no desire to be unceremoniously tossed out of the country.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

If you're 1099'd you can deduct any health insurance premium you pay from the amount you made too, in addition to any direct medical expense (copays, OTC drugs, prescriptions). Also, lots of other business types of expenses (check out Schedule C). You could just send a token amount in with the proper form (1040-ES voucher) on 9/15 - it only has spots for how much you are enclosing, not how much you think you might make.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

The penalty for not paying enough in estimated tax is also based on your previous year's tax. If, as you say, you are "new to the system" then presumably your previous year's tax would be 0, and theoretically you wouldn't get charged a penalty for making no estimated tax payments.

If you're 1099'd you can deduct any health insurance premium you pay from the amount you made too

yes, but being self employed, (which is what being 1099-ed means) you are subject to two different taxes: regular tax on the income tax, and self-employment tax, which is 15.3% of your net income from that 1099 income. Health insurance premiums count against regular income tax, but not self-employment tax.

, in addition to any direct medical expense (copays, OTC drugs, prescriptions).

not really - these deductions go somewhere else - and are the same for people paid as employees

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

True, schedule C costs vs. itemized deductions for the med expenses. That extra 7.8% of self-employment tax (plus the B&O state tax) almost always makes me rethink the whole "owning a business" deal. I did get some interesting info from Costco (of all places) about a small business/sole proprietorship 401K that looked worth investigating.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, after doing further research, Ed's situation might be more complicated, if he's not a US citizen. Basically, the US system is set up so that an individual shouldn't be paying social security to two countries ... I don't know how it works in other countries - but it is possible that you might be exempt from Self-Employment tax.

I did get some interesting info from Costco (of all places) about a small business/sole proprietorship 401K that looked worth investigating.

But can't you just get a SEP? I think they are actually more flexible (i.e. if you file an extension, you have an extension to make contributions. You can't do that with a 401k as far as I know).

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe, I've never been in a position to think about contributing until this year - lots of options to check out I guess. I'm familiar with 401ks from stints of employment, but don't really know anything about SEPs or Keoghs etc.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

SEP stands for Self-Employed Pension. A friend of mine who's been self-employed for a long time has one. He really likes the fact that he has that extra time to contribute. I think it's somewhat like an IRA - where you have until the filing deadline to make contributions - except with a SEP, if you file an extension you also have that extra time to figure out how much you want to contribute.

I'm not sure whether this sole proprietor 401k would allow you to deduct the contributions directly from your earnings (like an employee one does). If so, that would make it pretty attractive, because I'm pretty sure the SEP contributions wouldn't reduce your self-employment tax, just the regular income tax, like an IRA.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Done!

Turbotax <3 <3 <3

pithfork (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i also turbotax'd 2day !

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

OK, I never heard of this Making Work Pay Credit:

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=205922,00.html

I got a check this week, which apparently is actually mine, as a result.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, a lot of people were confused by it. Some hadn't heard of it. Others thought it would be like the rebates/bribes of the Bush years where the checks got sent out before you file.

sarahel, Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean it was one of those lines I just glossed over on the 1040 w/out wondering what the hell it meant.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

did you use computer software or did you do them by hand?

sarahel, Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

This year I did by hand.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

(I've never done software, just that TeleFile stuff in the past)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I ask because I'm pretty sure very few people knew about this credit, and the only reason they actually took it is because they were using computer software that automatically calculated it for them.

sarahel, Thursday, 24 June 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

does anyone use free file fillable forms and see that you can't select w-2 as one of the forms to fill in even though it tells you to attach it? it was there last year. wha happen? am i wrong?

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Sunday, 22 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

Going to be using a tax preparer for the first time here this year, came highly recommended from friends. Figured it was about time!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 22 January 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

Turbotax'd last year, will probably do it again this year even though my taxes are simpler. I'm willing to pay 50 bucks to not have to run down forms, mail stuff etc.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

My dad is an accountant and he's had a little side job as a freelance (not sure this is the right word?) tax preparer for years. Mostly for people from church or neighbors –– business has been very small for years.

He told me and my brother about a new marketing scheme to round up more business. He's going to send friend requests to random strangers on facebook along with a request for him to do their taxes. He'd give a 20% discount if the stranger posted a recommendation for his business on their wall. I said no one would want to give all their private financial/government info to some internet stranger. He said I was a "paranoid pessimist." My brother, whose opinion was sought more eagerly than mine, said that this is the business model camwhores use. He then had to tell my dad what camwhores are. My dad stormed out of the room and said, "I have a paranoid daughter and a son who is addicted to internet pornography."

He does my taxes for free and always does a good job!

no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, my dad was a freelance tax preparer as a sideline for a few years. But it was pre-Internet, so the marketing was, he printed up a few thousand brochures and paid me and my sister to stomp around neighborhoods in the snow and leave them in people's doors. He got some business that way, but he eventually just got sick of it.

Anyway, just be glad you're too old for him to coerce you into leafleting.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Ha! He had us do that for his tax business back when I was a kid and his roofing business, too. Making a bunch of crazy flyers with about 500 too many words on them was the whole reason he bought a laser printer. When I sold Girl Scout cookies he made me give flyers to everyone or leave them at their doors. You will note self-employed dad pushing his business via Girl Scout onto elderly people who don't want cookies, tax preparation, or roof repair is the opposite of the normal GS cookie model, wherein the girl sits at home and the dad and mom make their coworkers buy scores of Samoas.

no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

For a few late winter months in the early '90s he had his own business space. I remember a lot of complaining about how much everything cost in a business, but especially the cost of the sign. The complaining was probably valid. I thought it was fun that he had his own office I could go visit to read all the Far Sides he'd put up and have a Shasta (generic soda pop) with him. Just my dad by himself in a small office place near a gravel pit. This business was the reason we had a giant sign about tax preparation in our garage.

no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

>My dad stormed out of the room and said, "I have a paranoid daughter and a son who is addicted to internet pornography."

Thank you for brightening a dismal monday at work, irl lols at this.

that mustardless plate (Bill A), Monday, 23 January 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

Your dad is a real accountant, though. He should give it a shot.

webcam tax prep I like it put me in touch with him

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

i had a client who wanted to have our consultation over skype, so that isn't that ridiculous an idea.

sarahell, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Boo, owing tax this year, due to a massive city tax refund from 2010. (My taxes are very simple and as a dirty foreigner I don't qualify for much in terms of deductions).

Last couple of years I've had refunds so filed quickly, now I shall hold off before paying, between this and being "pre-approved" for a credit card last week I feel very American.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

for 2010, but unfortunately, not for this year, there was a lovely deduction that allowed you to subtract self-employed health insurance from your self-employment tax. missing u deduction.

sarahell, Monday, 23 January 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Hooray? (Second year in a row now with one hell of a tax guy, got a very nice refund.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.propublica.org/article/how-the-maker-of-turbotax-fought-free-simple-tax-filing

norquist connection is interesting.

s.clover, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

And with a new year, etc. etc. I bit the bullet and crunched through all my numbers today, taking advantage of a quiet day at home. (Obv. have to wait on the various official forms as well but at least all the other stuff is out of the way.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:32 (seven years ago) link

I do our taxes rather than pushing it off to hired goons. I've done it all my life. It inspires me to keep our financial life very simple. All that arcana of sheltering income, other than IRAs and 401Ks, is strictly for the wealthy. They love that shit because it increases their wealth and they have hired goons to break their brains over the details for them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

I misunderstood the income reporting part of ACA signup for 2016 and didn't realize it until a helpful heathcare.gov person straightened me out when I signed up for my 2017 plan. Anyway, I was supposed to be getting about $325/month in subsidies, didn't get them, and will theoretically get that money credited to me when I do my federal tax return. So a tentative tax time chaCHING for me.

And I sent in my quarterly estimated last Tuesday.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Sunday, 8 January 2017 00:26 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Everything done, everything filed, waiting on refunds, tax papers packed away for another year, shredding old receipts from seven years back on Monday. How's everyone else doing?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 4 March 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link

Putting it off for another week. I don't want to know.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 March 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link

probably about 100 more to do, including my own -- I keep putting off opening the SEP-IRA and putting money away for retirement so I can save a much smaller percentage on taxes

sarahell, Sunday, 5 March 2017 07:59 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

It's that time! (Again.) These days I'm incredibly boring and obnoxious -- had all my numbers together right after New Year's, then just waited on the forms to arrive, forwarded everything along to my tax guy, got my return back yesterday, waiting on the refund, etc. Sorry. How's everyone else?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 March 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

I do our taxes, since our financial life is exceedingly uncomplicated. I have them about 85% complete and expect to finish up this week.

I find it increasingly annoying that our lawmakers cannot resist the temptation to address every social problem by making the income tax more baroque. New exemptions or credits seem to appear every year and each one is heavily qualified, requiring its own set of special calculations. I must calculate each one, and find we qualify for perhaps one in ten of them.

The Oregon tax form that's equivalent to the Federal 1040 now covers two double-sided pages, since the Department of Revenue can no longer fit it all on one double-sided page. Yet, I mistrust the politicians who tout tax simplification, because they all are captive to the rich and to the corporations, and for them "simpler" will undoubtedly mean "working people pay a bigger percentage, businesses and capital will pay less".

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

I find it increasingly annoying that our lawmakers cannot resist the temptation to address every social problem by making the income tax more baroque.

wow, a Paul Ryan fan on ilx???

seriously, the complexity of the tax code, for the most part, is good, in that economics and issues are complex, and it should reflect that.

The Oregon tax form that's equivalent to the Federal 1040 now covers two double-sided pages

1. That's normal. 2. Use a software program

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

wow, a Paul Ryan fan on ilx???

do you even bother to read?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

oh, I read your post quite thoroughly -- generally people who complain about the tax code being too complicated are conservative republicans, like Ryan, who would prefer to eliminate the significant complexities, which often benefit the working classes, because they address social issues like: the cost of child care for working parents, college and professional education, encouraging low-income people to save for retirement, the high cost of health care, the untaxed transfer of wealth from parents to future generations, and tax evasion practices generally practiced by the wealthy.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

xp

the complexity of the tax code, for the most part, is good, in that economics and issues are complex, and it should reflect that.

"The tax code" covers a lot of ground. I was speaking directly to the slice of the tax code that covers personal income taxes. Within the larger tax code, personal income is not "the most part", but a very specific piece of it, which ordinary citizens are expected to understand and comply with. Corporations and the wealthy have accountants who deal with the intricacies of the corporate tax code, and this is where complexity is required to deal with the complexity of the economy you cited.

1. That's normal.

This is not an argument in favor. Normal is not 'good' or 'bad', but simply a statistical observation. Back when something less complex was the norm, that was normal.

2. Use a software program

Data doesn't acquire itself or enter itself. The time savings created by software is not primary to the task.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

I was speaking directly to the slice of the tax code that covers personal income taxes.

As was I!

Data doesn't acquire itself or enter itself. The time savings created by software is not primary to the task.

Actually, it can pretty much do so at this point.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

Unless you're talking about things like calculating the square footage of a home office, that you will probably want to measure.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

there are even apps that track and calculate your mileage.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

I'd love to hear how my financial data can be accumulated, analyzed and correctly transferred into tax forms, accurately, safely and with minimal effort on my part. Of course, completely changing how I currently operate my personal finances would not qualify as "minimal effort".

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

It seems like almost every bank or credit card provider, even some credit unions, can provide you a categorized list of your transactions in csv format, (a lot of their default categorizations of things are kinda worthless).

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link

I'd love to hear how my financial data can be accumulated, analyzed and correctly transferred into tax forms, accurately, safely and with minimal effort on my part.

https://www.intuit.com/

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

Do any of those banking institutions assume liability for incorrectly categorizing transactions for tax purposes?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

I'm sorry, but, considering how much time you spend posting on an internet message board, I don't see why you have any right to complain about having to make a spreadsheet and type numbers into a computer program, that will ask you basic questions and requires little outside knowledge.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

Have you ever figured out how much time you've spent interacting with all those apps, banking sites, csv files, bookkeeping software and tax software annually in order to achieve the final results?

I have my doubts about the ease you are promising me, and suspect that it is more a matter of a thousand brief tasks performed throughout the course of a year, each of which seems small in itself, but when collected together add up to a considerable outlay of time and effort.

how much time you spend posting on an internet message board, I don't see why you have any right to complain about having to make a spreadsheet

Sorry. This is not a very persuasive argument. I enjoy time posting on ilx. It is recreational for me. It is hardly comparable to working on taxes.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

Have you ever figured out how much time you've spent interacting with all those apps, banking sites, csv files, bookkeeping software and tax software annually in order to achieve the final results?

Yes, I have clients I bill by the hour to do these things for them, so I regularly calculate this. Personally, over half of my income is from self-employment, so the time spent actually translates into dollars saved.

I have my doubts about the ease you are promising me, and suspect that it is more a matter of a thousand brief tasks performed throughout the course of a year, each of which seems small in itself, but when collected together add up to a considerable outlay of time and effort.

Doing it on a regular basis over the course of the year makes it easier. If you have no need or desire to track your income and spending -- most people I know, may not have a desire to track their spending, but they seriously need to -- well, that's very nice for you.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

New exemptions or credits seem to appear every year and each one is heavily qualified, requiring its own set of special calculations. I must calculate each one, and find we qualify for perhaps one in ten of them.

Practical tip -- you're probably better off getting software, doing the "user-friendly" interview, and then seeing if you need to do any calculations. Re-reading your post, it sounds like you are making wayyyy more work for yourself than necessary.

sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

What do I need to do other peoples’ taxes? A CPA? I could do this for other people and make money.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 11 March 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

you don't need an accounting degree. some states require passing a qualifying exam, and continuing education each year, and having a professional bond -- California and Oregon do, but others uh ... don't. The IRS tried to create a licensing system that had an education component but that got quashed for "states rights" issues. So, depending on where you live, you could just buy pro software and uh, profit.

sarahell, Monday, 12 March 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link

oh, you would need to get a PTIN, and if you do 10 or more tax returns a year for money, you will need to get an e-file number (EFIN).

sarahell, Monday, 12 March 2018 02:01 (six years ago) link

I remember learning about the professional bond stuff when I first started working with my tax guy, though it's just an extra form to fill out on my end. Still, interesting to see the bureaucracy at work.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link

it's cheaper than the insurance a lot of other professions are required to have.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

I must calculate each one, and find we qualify for perhaps one in ten of them.

How about figuring out if you qualify and then doing no calculations for the ones you don't qualify for?!?

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

my (canadian) taxes are extremely simple. i have one employer. they give me a form. i fill the details from that form in on a website that is free. i hit submit. i get a cheque for $7.78 6 weeks later.

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

I mean I am sure this is just an attempt to use "calculate" as a synonym for pondering, but during a process with actual calculations I think I'd be a little more tight with the terminology.

I have no kids nor significant deductions, but I do own a house and refinanced a mortgage last year. The turbotax site (good ol' intuit corp) took maybe... fifteen minutes this year? To be fair, I have all my tax documents in one pile (bank interest statement, mortgage interest statement, employer tax form, etc) and I'm basically clicking through the same workflow year to year.

It's just a series of "did you do any of the following this year" question lists, followed by a quick data entry question for anything where you answered in the affirmative.

I think the government could easily have a TurboTax-style thing themselves but some lobbying keeps it a private industry.

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

sorry, that was an xp over jim's description of sublime simplicity

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:59 (six years ago) link

I think the government could easily have a TurboTax-style thing themselves but some lobbying keeps it a private industry.

― mh, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 1:58 PM (one minute ago)

"easily" is questionable. They do subsidize private industry software fees for low-income people with simple returns through the free file program. Should they expand on that? I forget which situations/forms Turbo Tax doesn't cover/exceeds the abilities of the software. I'm sure they increase what it can do each year.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

Some background on how Intuit lobbies against tax prep simplification:
https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2017/03/22/521132960/episode-760-tax-hero

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

well, not "easily" without completely fucking up the current competitive landscape for tax software

they could just nationalize intuit :)

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

"Easily" in terms of contracting/bidding, determining the parameters,(does it cover everything, how many different languages should it be in, etc.), the user interface, the actual programming is probably pretty simple.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

HAHAHAHA

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

xp - Intuit is not alone -- H&R Block lobbies just as hard for that.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

sorry, spent the afternoon reading about business process management tools and the idea that the if/then logic of the tax code is simple to implement blows my mind

tbh the *code* part could be, but only if you used an off the shelf decision engine. the *configuration* would require a staff of full-time business process management advisors, easily

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

as someone who has paid taxes in four countries, i feel pretty confident in saying that anyone defending the US way of doing it has a kind of sickness

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

so, uh, that part would also not be easy, either? AHAHAHAH

Is the complexity coming from the interview-based interface of a consumer program like TurboTax? The tax prep chains (Block, Jackson Hewitt, et al) have similar interfaces for their software. Professional programs don't have that.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

xp - how do businesses pay taxes in other countries?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

the interface probably has its own complexity but I don't really do that kind of stuff

so you *could* use an off the shelf process management engine, but then you have this entire layer of analysis: how do we define eligibility for a specific deduction or exemption? it could be age, income, location, or a weird combination of those things. are they all the same type of qualifiers, or do we have a bunch of different types to define? do deductions interact with each other, and do they do so in a specific way?

there are just a million small process pieces that the IRS has probably modeled out as well, but having all of this as some software-defined state machine is a hell of a lot of analysis and configuration

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

the process to submit to individual states alone is probably a nightmare

I have a coworker whose partner works in a part of the company that handles employee data, as a software developer, and someone dropped the ball when it came to documenting and handing off the tax return process. She got called in to work on that and did something like a 72 hour week just to get it up and running. Every single state had a different way of submitting the employee income tax file for businesses, and several didn't work.

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

no idea about business taxation. speaking solely about personal tax here.

seriously, the complexity of the tax code, for the most part, is good, in that economics and issues are complex, and it should reflect that.

lol the complexity of the tax code and its practical implementation in the US is not "good". it is madness and this is stockholm syndrome.

the tax code is not the right place to implement granular redistribution of wealth or personal incentives. if you do you end up with the insanity we have here.

do what the rest of the world does and have like 4ish income tax brackets and handle the rest with cash benefits (that can be means-tested, if you insist or are a tory).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link

no you have to do all of the things in one place, and that place is a long-form questionnaire

it's just the right way

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

my family's joint tax return including worksheets is 90 pages this year btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

we'd offer you citizenship to make it easier but we don't really do that these days

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

working on that, but i wrote diane feinstein a strongly worded email today that ended "i hope i become a citizen so i can vote before you retire", so i may not get it now.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link

when i permanently move out of the usa, i can't wait til a man wearing a fedora and holding a briefcase hunts me down at my workplace to inform me i need to submit my usa tax form(s)

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:46 (six years ago) link

xp although my tax life will not get any simpler. non-resident visas are different, but h1bs etc. and green card holders are all "US persons" for tax purposes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

no idea about business taxation. speaking solely about personal tax here.

many self-employed people pay their business taxes through the personal tax system. Individuals that are landlords with rental income (and expenses) also pay/report that income through the personal tax system. A lot of the complexities are a result of those things. The purely personal part is fairly simple for most people.

do what the rest of the world does and have like 4ish income tax brackets and handle the rest with cash benefits (that can be means-tested, if you insist or are a tory).

and presumably there are a variety of government departments that handle the different cash benefits?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

yes the government handles it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link

and presumably you are paying more in taxes for the government to handle these things, rather than having a system where the individual has to do a modicum of work on their own behalf?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

... or pay a person or company of their choice to do that work?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:53 (six years ago) link

that seems counter to self-interest, at least for me. For me, it's like arguing that people shouldn't have to cook their own meals, meals should be provided by the government at the prices restaurants charge, no matter if that's significantly more expensive than making your own food, or if they make mistakes.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

making tax relief to those who need it dependent on their ability to correctly file their taxes seems kind of cruel and unusual tbh

especially when a lot of those situations involve people who are disabled, poorly-educated, or elderly

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link

my understanding is there was a cabal of evil tax prep companies who successfully lobbied against the IRS (already having most of the documentation needed) providing the option of doing your taxes for you, the resulting cost to the gov't being negligible since they'd have to process your taxes anyway.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

xp I think it's more like saying "this is an affirmative government program to make sure these groups get resources" as opposed to "you can keep some of your money if you navigate the system properly and possibly pay a third party to do the paperwork for you (we do not reimburse for the latter)"

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

lmao yes a 90 page document is a "modicum of work". very good. this is insane.

what costs the economy more: having a not-for-profit centralized shared resource handle something with the economies of scale and fairness that implies, or having every tax payer resolve a complex problem/pay rent-taking for-profit businesses to solve it?

also btw benefits are better than deductions because you can pay them to people who don't pay tax such as poor people.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

lmao yes a 90 page document is a "modicum of work". very good. this is insane.

I am guessing that most of those worksheets were filled out by a computer, and it isn't like you personally had to write a 90 page document.

also btw benefits are better than deductions because you can pay them to people who don't pay tax such as poor people.

I really get the sense that you don't really understand the US system and only the parts that apply to you, because there are several sizable benefits that poor people get through the tax system, and one of the main reasons many pay for tax preparation, as opposed to utilizing free resources, is because companies like H&R Block offer "fast refunds" so they can get their $4000 - $6000 in one to two days.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link

the resulting cost to the gov't being negligible since they'd have to process your taxes anyway.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 2:57 PM (ten minutes ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if there was already a prototype program developed, but it would be a significant cost -- the way they process the returns is a bit different. And their software/systems are super antiquated.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

ah yes the poor people assistance program where they can pay a corporation to more quickly receive a once-yearly assistance stipend

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:12 (six years ago) link

I really get the sense that you don't really understand the US system and only the parts that apply to you, because there are several sizable benefits that poor people get through the tax system, and one of the main reasons many pay for tax preparation, as opposed to utilizing free resources, is because companies like H&R Block offer "fast refunds" so they can get their $4000 - $6000 in one to two days.

― sarahell, 13. marts 2018 23:05 (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is absolutely insane

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link

and then they'd take the check to the check cashing place down the street and pay fees for that -- it just really reinforces the inequities in society. And maybe they give additional welfare benefits instead of the Earned Income Tax Credit ... but some agency will be responsible for administration of it.

Actually, you can get subsidies in your paycheck based on the EITC amounts, so in theory, it's not a once-yearly stipend. Employers are required to give notices to employees about it. But I've maybe seen 1 w-2 with that in over 15 years doing taxes for people. There are variety of reasons, some logical, some not.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link

Like Obamacare was modeled in a way on the Advance EITC concept -- where you get advance payments of the credit, with the idea that you should be getting benefits on a regular basis, and not just one big chunk, once a year -- and then you "settle up" at the end of the year, and maybe you get a bit more credit, and maybe you have to pay some of it back.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

I am guessing that most of those worksheets were filled out by a computer, and it isn't like you personally had to write a 90 page document.

correct. i didn't fill out any of it myself. i paid someone. i assume he used a computer.

guess how many pages my tax returns were in australia, germany and the UK btw. (clue: think of a non-negative integer smaller than 1, that is coincidentally equal to the size of my annual tax refund in those countries.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link

I really get the sense that you don't really understand the US system and only the parts that apply to you, because there are several sizable benefits that poor people get through the tax system

what benefits does someone with no income get through the tax system?

and one of the main reasons many pay for tax preparation, as opposed to utilizing free resources, is because companies like H&R Block offer "fast refunds" so they can get their $4000 - $6000 in one to two days.

hahahahahahahahahaha

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link

people with no income aren't required to file tax returns.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:23 (six years ago) link

Right so they cannot get benefits implemented through the tax system.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link

This is absolutely insane

― Frederik B, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 3:17 PM (one hour ago)

the fast refunds are kinda like the payday loan model, where the fees and interest you pay are reallllllly high, but people pay them. I would point to the numbers, and say, the fees for this would be x, and of the amount you are entitled to, you would only receive y, and they would do it anyway. It made me really aware of my economically privileged upbringing.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

Right so they cannot get benefits implemented through the tax system.

I'm not even sure what you're arguing. People that get no benefits through the tax system, that don't have to interact with the tax system, which you think sucks ... so ... your point is?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

a benefit system implemented through tax credits and deductions is (i) an unnecessarily complicated way of disbursing money that is more cheaply done through cash benefits (ii) of absolutely no use to people with little or no income (the people who need the benefits) (iii) tremendously popular with tories.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

to take an example, parents with children are given a tax deduction in the US. in germany they are given money. the german way is cheaper for the state (and the economy) to adminisister, and it results in the poorest people getting the benefit too.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link

sadly the german way puts rent-takers like turbotax out of business though :-(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link

the german way also means that people miss out on the opportunity to lend the federal government $4-6000 dollars for a year, and then pay h&r block a fee to get the loan back in a timely fashion :-(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link

there should be billboards explaining to people how to adjust their withholding properly so as not to do that but it's basically a secret

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

my federal refund was like $300 so i was very patient waiting for it

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

1. in the U.S. the amount you "get" as a parent with children depends on your income. If it is low, you get more, if it is very high, you get none. the government often does not know how much income you have to base that on, until you file your taxes. It's a bit unfair for the government to pay people who are already wealthy the same benefits as people who aren't.

2. some poor parents with children get additional benefits not through the tax system.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link

1. Means-tested benefits are a thing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link

2. Yes those are good. More of them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link

the tax system pays people who are already wealthy vastly more benefits than to people who aren't

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

in germany they are given money. the german way is cheaper for the state (and the economy) to adminisister

how do they determine eligibility? how do they prevent against fraud? does everyone get the same benefit? ... not being defensive here, just curious how things work elsewhere.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

The key thing about the U.S. system, that I don't really see addressed in the stuff you're saying, caek, is how to determine income (and thus tax), if the government does not know how much income you made.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

Unless, the tax ID number of everyone is included in every single transaction, and all cash payments have to be reported as such?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

Christ on a fucking bike Sarah. You literally sound like Esther McVey giving a talk to the Taxpayers Alliance here.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

sounds like a top bird, then, if she sounds like me.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link

does she also believe that people who make $500,000 a year shouldn't get tax benefits for having children?

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link

Child benefit for posh ppl over here was done in a few years ago , I think. But I'd say that sounds very bad, but not a justification for hyperbolic nonsense against the poorest of your country.

calzino, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

what hyperbolic nonsense are you referring to?

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

all of it.

calzino, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link

like this?

It's a bit unfair for the government to pay people who are already wealthy the same benefits as people who aren't.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:08 (six years ago) link

or is the part where I suggested that a system where people have the option of doing things themselves, as the government often makes mistakes or does not advocate for them?

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link

how do they determine eligibility? how do they prevent against fraud? does everyone get the same benefit? ... not being defensive here, just curious how things work elsewhere.

The key thing about the U.S. system, that I don't really see addressed in the stuff you're saying, caek, is how to determine income (and thus tax), if the government does not know how much income you made

Unless, the tax ID number of everyone is included in every single transaction, and all cash payments have to be reported as such?

in the case of kindegeld in germany, I believe that specific benefit is not means tested as it happens, because the goal of is to increase the birth rate not redistribute wealth, but let's say it was.

The government does know how much money you make. You have a taxpayer ID. Your employer reports your income. If you have a business or are self-employed, you report your income (like in the US, although the forms are much simpler for exactly the reasons we're talking about). It uses this knowledge to scale the benefit payment.

Means testing is controversial on the left in countries with a history of benefit payments, and it's wandering off topic, but as a practical matter it totally possible to means-test benefits without making people who are the non-US equivalent of single W2 filers file insanely complicated tax returns.

(and yes, a 1040-EZ is insanely complicated)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

it's not really that "unfair," some benefits are just made more visible than others in a way that has no correlation to the magnitude of the benefit. i get way more out of my mortgage interest deduction than i would out of a child tax credit, if i had a child. if everyone got the same benefits maybe rich whiners wouldn't complain (wrongly) that poor people are getting "more" than them from the government. there are other ways. there are other countries that don't make people do cartwheels to show how much they deserve their paltry benefits. somehow their societies are more equal idk how that happens.

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link

btw sarahell, if he's forced to grant some redistribution of wealth rather than a flat tax, guess what side paul ryan is on when it comes to means-tested benefits vs tax deductions.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link

and just to be clear...

I really get the sense that you don't really understand the US system and only the parts that apply to you, because there are several sizable benefits that poor people get through the tax system, and one of the main reasons many pay for tax preparation, as opposed to utilizing free resources, is because companies like H&R Block offer "fast refunds" so they can get their $4000 - $6000 in one to two days.

this is a sickness

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link

also one of the nice things about a means test is you can apply it to wealth rather than income (which is another reason paul ryan is quite happy to handle the what redistribution there is as part of the income tax system, where taxing wealth is not possible)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link

i worked for one of those companies for two years, when I started doing taxes. I was told to try to sell the fast refunds, and earned commissions on how many I sold. But people bought them, and paid those fees. Does that make it "right"? I still think it's unethical, but if someone chooses it, and I am not in their situation, I feel kinda awkward saying "this should be illegal."

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:29 (six years ago) link

xp - I disagree with most of Paul Ryan advocates, to be clear, and while I might marginally benefit from the changes he has made to the tax system, I ethically disagree with most of them.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

No totally. I’m saying it shouldn’t be necessary. People with simple incomes should not need to be financially sophisticated in order to avoid lending he government money by overpaying, and the government should pay it back without being asked.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

People with simple incomes should not need to be financially sophisticated in order to avoid lending he government money by overpaying, and the government should pay it back without being asked.

one of the issues is that it isn't always clear who has a simple income and who doesn't - and there are people who have types of income that have financially sophisticated tax treatments, that might not be financially sophisticated themselves ... I get a handful of "my grandpa died, and i got this thing after he died, and they sent me this form, and I don't know what it is" clients every year.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:52 (six years ago) link

in the other countries you've lived, does income you receive as a beneficiary of a relative's estate get taxed with your regular income, or does it get taxed at a different time, at different rates, etc.?

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

I'm getting the impression that the U.S. system combines a bunch of different types of income (and credits) all on one form, that other countries deal with separately, is that the case?

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

I don’t give a shit about giving a rebate for kids to rich people if we tax them more to begin with. I mean, great, a rich person gets $1k back and a poor person does too. It does a lot more for the poor person Hell, make it even larger.

I think that is what’s missed in thinking rich people shouldn’t get tax credits. They can game the system in a myriad of ways that make tax credits seem minuscule, so why would I care if they deduct things?

Switch to an incentive model or a basic income, then make income taxes progressive.

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

People with simple incomes should not need to be financially sophisticated in order to avoid lending he government money by overpaying

here's another thing I've learned from doing taxes for other people. Some people know they are lending the government money by overpaying, and are content to do that, because they like getting a big refund at tax time.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link

i think it's easy to see where sarahell is coming from since she's depended on the current system being the way it is for the past 15 years for her livelihood. it doesn't make it any less insane.

caek's system is obviously much more efficient but hard to argue for when our current government has been hijacked and any efficiencies would just go towards the pentagon and drilling for more oil.

in conclusion, we should all become sovereign citizens and start a noize colony.

, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

and presumably you are paying more in taxes for the government to handle these things, rather than having a system where the individual has to do a modicum of work on their own behalf?

― sarahell, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 5:52 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark

this is insane crypto conservative self sufficiency small government rhetoric, btw. you just can't see it because this is how you make your living!

, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:11 (six years ago) link

is it insane in the context of

when our current government has been hijacked and any efficiencies would just go towards the pentagon and drilling for more oil.
?

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:32 (six years ago) link

if being wary of the government being/becoming run by horrible people, as well as being generally corrupt, inefficient, with a lot of things being politicized in favor of those who the government owes favors makes me "crypto conservative," then I guess I am. Would you rather have feudalism or capitalism? Let's assume for the sake of judgment, this is America and there's no 3rd option.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:35 (six years ago) link

in the other countries you've lived, does income you receive as a beneficiary of a relative's estate get taxed with your regular income, or does it get taxed at a different time, at different rates, etc.?

― sarahell, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:54 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i get what you're saying that "The" tax return in the US serves a lot of purposes. that's not totally untrue, but even a very simple 1040EZ for a person with no dependents and one W2 is qualitatively more complex than the equivalent situation in those other countries.

on the specific issue of inheritance, no idea how it outside the US tbh. but in the US estates are taxed as entities if they're over something ridiculous like $5.5m, but the person who benefits from them is not taxed on that income and doesn't even need to report it. so none of it ends up on individual tax returns and that's not an example of a place in which individual tax returns get more complicated. or am i wrong/missing your point?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link

(i only know that because we just made an estate plan lol)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link

or am i wrong/missing your point?

For the most part you are right, but in some cases, beneficiaries will have some investment income and some expenses that are from the estate, before the estate closes, and that income is taxed to the beneficiaries. It also gets confusing, because sometimes it means they have to file a tax return for a state they don't live in.

I had a client, who inherited an investment portfolio that had royalties from oil production and real estate investment partnerships, and they eventually sold those investments, but until they did, they got a lot of confusing forms.

a very simple 1040EZ for a person with no dependents and one W2 is qualitatively more complex than the equivalent situation in those other countries.

I feel like in that case, some simpler option should be available. Like, there are plenty of people with very simple taxes, that the system should simplify. Whether it's a freefile system, or an "if you do not file a tax return, we will calculate things on your behalf and either send you a check or a bill" ... however, if you don't file, and the IRS thinks you owe, they will (eventually) send you a letter that looks like a bill, asking you to pay what they calculated or file a tax return, and it's confusing for financially unsophisticated people, and I think that's a problem.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:07 (six years ago) link

like the "modicum of effort" quote that apparently marks me as a crypto-conservative ... here are some examples of things that were the context for that. I want to earn my crypto-conservative status ...

1. a grad student gets a fellowship that covers tuition and fees, and also includes money for teaching and research. Based on what is reported by the University to the IRS, the IRS will calculate that the amount in excess of tuition and fees (assuming the University properly reported that amount), is taxable income. However, the tax code says, that the amount in excess of tuition, fees, and expenses is considered taxable income. If the grad student has expenses related to their graduate studies that are paid out of pocket, that would reduce their taxable income. If they just go with what is reported, they end up paying more tax than they should.

2. a single person making $40,000 a year at a day job also makes jewelry and sells it on etsy and at craft fairs, so none of that income is reported to the government. The jewelry business operates at a loss, thus allowing the person a larger tax refund, than if the wages from the day job were considered.

3. a tech bro gets stock options as part of his compensation, and some of the value of those options are included in income on his w-2 and some are reported to the brokerage company, so that when he sells them, the cost/basis reported by the brokerage is inaccurate. He needs to report the amount that is included in income in addition to the amount reported to the brokerage company as the cost/basis of the stock.

sarahell, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link

Would you rather have feudalism or capitalism? Let's assume for the sake of judgment, this is America and there's no 3rd option.

― sarahell, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 10:35 PM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark

artificial distinction - in america, one and the same

, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:22 (six years ago) link

1. just consider the whole thing taxable income and have the university gross up the amount is receiving. university bears the burden here.

2. don't allow people to deduct losses. silly

3. cost/basis rules are insane and this is a good example of why they should be done away with

, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link

sure if the inheritance is something that generates income like commercial real estate rather than a simple asset or cash then things get complicated for the recipient. i'm sure that's a nightmare in other countries too to be fair.

as an incremental change: there is absolutely no reason [*] why the federal government cannot mail out provisional tax returns in february that assume the only reportable income a person has is income that the payer has already reported to the IRS (W-2, 1099-INT/MISC, etc.) and they're going to take the standard deduction. the recipient then either signs it and they're done, or they file a new tax return that includes all their other income the government doesn't know about and non-standard deductions.

[*] there is of course a reason. it's intuit.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link

xp to myself for 3, just have the company report the basis directly to the irs. why introduce a self reporting element here? madness

, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

right. unless an individual has business income, they should basically not be corresponding with the IRS. it's totally possible to design a redistributive/progressive tax system that incentivizes things deemed desirable (having kids, installing solar panels, whatever) that works like that. they manage it all over the world.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link

p.s. eliminate the mortgage interest deduction.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link

I need to go back and re-read all of this since it bookmarked in a weird place, but I hate how taxes in the US are so archaic that it written to assume one partner (the LADY person) in a marriage does not work.

Yerac, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link

And also, I can't imagine that the US is different in this regard (yes I can) but we need these convoluted tax codes and deductions and reporting requirements because Americans are assholes who think they know better and want to hide their income and still feel like they are patriots who aren't breaking the law.

Yerac, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link

p.s. eliminate the mortgage interest deduction.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 10:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

Jeff, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 10:25 (six years ago) link

I under pay the government, just enough to avoid penalty. I prefer to save money myself throughout the year. So I owe a lot this time of year, which I HATE paying. I mean, I love taxes, they are great, but still sending over that money hurts me in the feelings area.

Jeff, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 10:27 (six years ago) link

see these comments for a window into the attitude toward users that exists at intuit:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16585473#16586234

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

here's two quotes from people who (claim to have) worked there

Second, the fact that Quickbooks is so awkward and inconsistent to use isn't a UI problem, it's a feature. This is an important lesson in designing software that people use for their jobs. When you make elegant, intuitive software that almost anyone can use in short order, it stops being an impressive item to put on a resume. And it stops being a barrier to entry for competing professionals. Software like Quickbooks that's hard to use correctly becomes a selling point for bookkeepers and almost accomplishes the same purpose (though to a lesser degree) than professional licensing organizations...it limits the competition and keeps the rates they can charge high.

and

There are psychological phenomena in play that make an existing, market dominant piece of software more successful and harder to displace when it's objectively harder to use when that software forms the basis for someone's job.

And it's important to realize this because this is counterintuitive to what those of us that create software for a living have been taught. We're taught to think like you. We're taught to make software that delights our users and is as easy as possible to use. But understanding a specific set of circumstances when that approach is destined to fail can be important.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

I filed our returns today.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

ME: maybe the "crumbs will keep coming" with the new tax bill, as ronna mcdaniel claims
TAXES: $3,000, up from a $15 refund or so

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

Milestones of imperial decline: the IRS’s computer system crashes on Tax Day.

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) April 17, 2018

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

ten months pass...

fucking hell, I went from owing >$250 last year to owing $3000 this year, with only an $800 increase in AGI this year. Christ.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 24 February 2019 00:26 (five years ago) link

Yeah. The mandatory reductions in withholding from the 2017 tax legislation forced our 2018 taxes owed above $1000, so we'll also owe a penalty of some kind. Unless I can place some kind of withholding on our Social Security we'll probably have to move to estimated quarterly taxes, because our one non-SS pension's W-2 already claims zero exemptions, which maxes out its withholding. Fuck that noise. Filing once a year is bad enough.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 24 February 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

good god. I guess it's the witholding reductions plus the elimination of the personal exemption and the famous blue-state fuck you cap on SALT deductions that fucked me this year, and presumably for years to come.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:14 (five years ago) link

aimless, i though you could ask for additional withholding on your w-4 even with 0 exemptions?

i was fortunate to calculate my taxes in december and realize i was going to owe, so i made an estimated payment before the deadline in january. it's so fucked up. i owed an extra $1000 or so and had to increase my withholding a lot this year. so i got a fake pay bump last january and now i'm poor, even though i am under the SALT cap so i still itemize.

forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:34 (five years ago) link

and over the standard deduction, i mean

forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:35 (five years ago) link

and my AGI went down this year because of retirement contributions. there's no way to win.

forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:35 (five years ago) link

Unless I can place some kind of withholding on our Social Security

you mean above the standard amount they withhold if you say you want taxes withheld? (i think it's 10%?)

sarahell, Sunday, 24 February 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

IRS giving a 3 month extension on paying taxes owed. They haven't official extended the filing deadline yet.

California has extended the filing deadline and payment deadline until June 15th

sarahell, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 22:58 (four years ago) link

Stimulus payment checks: No information available yet
At this time, the IRS does not have any information available yet regarding stimulus or payment checks, which remain under consideration in Congress. Please do not call the IRS about this. When the IRS has more specific details available, we will make it available on this page.

The IRS is a great source of passive-aggressive content

sarahell, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Soooo how's it going for everyone.

Interesting thing I learned -- there's an IRS app that you can use to track refunds etc.; it also serves as a non-texting authenticator, which is a good idea:

https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs2goapp

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

And another tax season upon us here in the US -- and yesterday I learned about something important:

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2022/01/irs-will-soon-require-selfies-for-online-access/

The title is clickbaity but accurate -- here's how I summarized it elsewhere for some colleagues:

I wanted to alert everyone about an upcoming change -- which honestly should be getting more publicity that I've seen -- regarding access to one's IRS account and more besides. This article -- Krebs is very much a known name in the information security field, this isn't some rando! -- goes into thankfully patient detail, but in essence the IRS has entered into an agreement with the privacy/identity firm ID.me, which at some point this summer will be the sole way you can access your IRS account online. I'll add that setting up an ID.me account, as I did last night in response to all this, will also cover access to your Social Security account online as well as, as needed, your VA account if you have served in the military. I should note that my experience setting up my ID.me account and then linking everything to the IRS and Social Security was much smoother than the article author's experience, but as he notes, no matter what, the process does involve using a driver's license, state ID card or passport, as well as a biometric element, namely a face scan. This might not be for everyone and Krebs himself is clear about what issues he has with it, so I encourage a careful reading of the article.

But as he concludes: "Over the years, I’ve tried to stress the importance of creating accounts online tied to your various identity, financial and communications services before identity thieves do it for you. But all of those places where you should “Plant Your Flag” conduct identity verification in an automated fashion, using entirely static data points about consumers that have been breached many times over (SSNs, DoBs, etc). Love it or hate it, ID.me is likely to become one of those places where Americans need to plant their flag and mark their territory, if for no other reason than it will probably be needed at some point to manage your relationship with the federal government and/or your state. And given the potential time investment needed to successfully create an ID.me account, it might be a good idea to do that before you’re forced to do so at the last minute (such as waiting until the eleventh hour to pay your quarterly or annual estimated taxes)."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link

the IRS actually currently uses KBA (the thing where you get a handful of multiple choice questions where one is the name of a street you lived on 25 years ago, so a bit different from the SSN DoB basics), and requires specific info from a prior year tax return ... you don't have to have an IRS account to make estimated tax payments ... in fact, you can mail a check postmarked as of the deadline and they will count it as paid on that date with no penalty. ... sorry, i should totally avoid this thread.

sarahell, Friday, 21 January 2022 06:54 (two years ago) link

Filed last night.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 21 January 2022 08:28 (two years ago) link

Not filing till April. I know I'm not getting a refund (I'm a full-time freelancer who refuses to pay quarterly taxes) so fuck 'em.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 21 January 2022 12:39 (two years ago) link

enjoy your penalties, Phil!

sarahell, Friday, 21 January 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

i’m finally catching up on all my years of not filing as an expat and it’s filling me with a profound sense of relief and well-being

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 January 2022 18:42 (two years ago) link

Haha yeah I'm in a similar boat except I was mostly "volunteering" for my expat years so only filed for the last one, reported no income.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 21 January 2022 19:09 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

How's everyone doing. (Filed last week, IRS confirmed receipt, state's being a little sluggish but it can happen.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2023 18:32 (one year ago) link

Filed in mid-March. I lead a life of life of leisure.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:55 (one year ago) link

All of California (except for a few outlying counties) have a federal extension until October because the storms constituted a disaster ... so, no rush here

sarahell, Friday, 14 April 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link

I owe $2300

(i am entering into a payment plan)

Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 April 2023 19:17 (one year ago) link

Filed last month. Got a nice refund because my old career cratered ($310 in revenue last year) and I still have the same business expenses. I asked my tax guy how long I can pretend to be a DTP/design person claiming losses before the IRS says "no you're a bartender now" -- he said four years, which was reassuringly specific.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Friday, 14 April 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

I ended up owing for the first time in forever, because I made a fairly basic and stupid mistake when it came to estimated tax payments. My business partner and I switched to a salary system this year to build up some savings for future endeavors, leaving some of our money in the bank each month. But when I made my estimated payments I only counted the money we'd actually disbursed, rather than our actual total business income — stupidly forgetting that the IRS doesn't care which account money is sitting in, you still have to pay taxes on it. So, that was fun.

I figured that out in February, but once I realized we weren't getting a refund I put off filing (and paying) until a few days ago.

I also realized that I think I can claim some bigger refunds from the last few years because of another dumb mistake I've been making — a good argument that maybe I should actually pay someone to do our taxes rather than muddling through on TurboTax. So now I need to spend some time doing that. (Best case, it will offset a chunk of what I just sent them.)

I don't mind paying taxes, but as a small business owner it's pretty complicated!

Guess I better start thinking about doing my taxes

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 April 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link

I owe $6 + $10 for my Obamacare plan - that takes TurboTax from free to file to $60 because I owe the $10, so I've got to look at the free filing options this weekend.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 14 April 2023 20:51 (one year ago) link

I pay somebody to do it because I live overseas and it gets slightly complicated. The child tax credit is netting me $2500 this year after I pay the tax people though, so it is totally worth it to me.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:19 (one year ago) link

Met this old guy, a friend's father in law, who was complaining about taxes, saying if you live in DC in a $3 million home with two kids in private school that Biden's proposed new capital gains structure imposes an unduly harsh burden. I (in so many words) told him he was full of shit. He apparently literally has a portrait of his Porsche hanging in his house.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 April 2023 13:42 (one year ago) link

Filed in February because I needed my EITC right away. Got $550 back (about a third of what I got last year) and treated it as a fifth paycheck, like I always do.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 15 April 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link

milo z wrote:

I owe $6 + $10 for my Obamacare plan - that takes TurboTax from free to file to $60 because I owe the $10, so I've got to look at the free filing options this weekend.

I swear I'm not a shill, but I've been using FreeTaxUSA for years with no problem. Federal returns are completely free; they make their money from state income tax returns and optional services. Since my state doesn't have a state income tax, I've never had to pay them a cent to file my returns.

ernestp, Saturday, 15 April 2023 14:03 (one year ago) link

Met this old guy, a friend's father in law, who was complaining about taxes, saying if you live in DC in a $3 million home with two kids in private school that Biden's proposed new capital gains structure imposes an unduly harsh burden. I (in so many words) told him he was full of shit. He apparently literally has a portrait of his Porsche hanging in his house.

So what else did Hugh Hewitt say.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 April 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link

I also realized that I think I can claim some bigger refunds from the last few years because of another dumb mistake I've been making — a good argument that maybe I should actually pay someone to do our taxes rather than muddling through on TurboTax.

After 16 years of Turbotax, I switched to an accountant -- a friend's dad, so he gives me a discount -- and, voila, I'm back to getting returns.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 April 2023 14:55 (one year ago) link

Oh wise soul. (I am a very simple person but getting my yearly return back with all the breakdowns and details is weirdly satisfying if only because so much of it seems based around things I would have never known to look for.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 April 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link

Douglas Wolk did say as much re getting an accountant way back at the start of the thread, admittedly! Got through the 2000s okay but realized around 2009 I had made a silly mistake and going with an accountant recommended by a friend was the solution, still with said accountant. I remember talking to my dad about it then and he admitted that fairly recently (at the time) he'd done something similar where he realized a good accountant was the best way forward! Live and learn.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 April 2023 14:59 (one year ago) link

I email him three statements at most -- I'm fairly straightforward. But there are deductions and loopholes even TurboTax misses, apparently.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:01 (one year ago) link

Mine provides a worksheet for a slew of details and expenses I complete and send back, on top of the statements themselves. It means a little work on my part but I've got it down to a science.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:12 (one year ago) link

as a tax professional, I will say that some people really benefit from having professional help with their taxes, but others are just fine doing it themselves ... as in, there is only so much a professional could do for you that wouldn't be ... fraud ... and the new IRS budget is supposed to increase funding for free file software and technology, which I think is a good thing. A lot of people have pretty simple taxes.

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:16 (one year ago) link

Also we can now electronically file amended returns, so it isn't as much of a pain to correct mistakes as it used to be.

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link

And I'm all for that!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 April 2023 16:01 (one year ago) link

+1 for Free Tax USA, been using for past 3 years - the scammiest sounding tax software possible but that actually is the least scammy out of the free-ish options.

, Saturday, 15 April 2023 16:15 (one year ago) link

i also used freetax usa for the first few years i was here. seemed fine!

all way too complicated for me now. i could probably do it, but 1) it would take a lot of time, and i'm happy to pay someone else to get that time back 2) i would always worry i screwed up. my previous accountant doubled his prices this year though, so i had a panicky week trying to find someone new. new guy is called joe. he lives on long island and will not work with you without a referral. i love him.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 April 2023 17:03 (one year ago) link

he hates me because i'm english. i think he's irish italian.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 April 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link

there are many reasons why accountants dislike their clients ... I'm on a FB group where we discuss this.

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link

ha! what are the common ones?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 April 2023 17:40 (one year ago) link

outside of the standard dislikeable traits of: not paying the bill, complaining about services being expensive, wanting things done at the last minute:

here are a few common complaints that accountants have about tax clients they dislike:

1. the client that thinks they know as much as the accountant about taxes but often doesn't know what they are talking about
2. the client that continually never has their shit together and always has to be reminded/informed of the same exact things every single year
3. the client that does the thing that the accountant tells them not to do and/or doesn't do the thing the accountant tells them to do (e.g. make estimated payments, pay salary out of an S-Corp) and then blames the accountant for the resulting problems
4. the client that needlessly over-complicates things (as in there is no financial advantage to having the complex business type or series of transactions)
4a. a variant of the needlessly over-complicator -- in the old days this was "the client with the unsorted box of receipts" -- now it's pdfs and folders of receipts for things they can't deduct or income that isn't taxable

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link

oh and #5 -- the bad liar -- any licensed tax preparer has to follow certain ethical guidelines, it's a bit like lawyers (though lawyers have more professional protections) ...

in tax prep, the ethical dance re fraud generally is based on the legal premise that the preparer can take a client's word for things as long as they don't have reason to believe the client is full of shit. Skilled tax people (like lawyers) have ways of phrasing questions or requests for documentation to reduce the likelihood that a client will reveal that they are full of shit. The worst is the one who will volunteer they are full of shit and insist that the preparer go along with the fraud/cheating, sometimes not realizing that they are asking the preparer to do something that could lose them their license.

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 18:15 (one year ago) link

re: 2, i have my shit together, but i definitely asked the previous accountant the same questions every year. to be fair that was because i wasn't allowed to email them. all communication had to go through a stupid https portal thing and previous year's conversations were impossible to search.

i am becoming a landlord/class traitor this year so looking forward to doing lots of 4a.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 April 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link

all communication had to go through a stupid https portal thing and previous year's conversations were impossible to search.

i hate those things -- a lot of accountants use them now. I am sure a lot of it is because they don't want to deal with coming up with their own computer systems because there was such a standardized way of how things were done in the paper + in-person appointments era ... also most accountants are kinda lazy tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 19:50 (one year ago) link

So now the Feds are extending deadlines for some storm-ravaged states - what I can't tell is if it's only for people who live in the named counties, or if the new deadline is statewide?

https://www.ktvu.com/news/irs-extends-tax-deadlines-storm-victims-7-states-2023

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 17 April 2023 20:54 (one year ago) link

My tax accountant uses a portal too, I uploaded a lot of stuff but insisted on meeting him personally. I consolidated accounts from three different firms into one this year, it was not all that much money in the long run but I was sweeping over funds including proprietary holdings that had to be liquidated and sold before transfer and including a donor-advised charity fund. I also contributed for the first time to a Roth IRA using the non-taxable portion of my 401k and transferring some taxable money from my IRA.

There were a lot of documents to upload and finances and financial strategy to think about, and I'm grateful that someone else was strategizing about it and explaining it to me

I'm going to do another Roth conversion this year but don't expect my taxes will be very complicated

Dan S, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 00:31 (one year ago) link

xp - that deadline was extended back in January (to May) and then extended until October back in early March -- for California, it's almost statewide in that only a few counties are excluded, but the most populous ones are all extended

sarahell, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 03:58 (one year ago) link

thanks sarahell - that KTVU article didn't include Alameda (their home base!) and I freaked for a minute but it seems that Alameda IS included

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

Salute to anyone getting it in under the wire, wherever you are.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 03:44 (one year ago) link

on my way to the midnight post office

fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 04:15 (one year ago) link

nine months pass...

Direct File is a new tax tool to file your federal taxes directly with the IRS.

currently available in 12 states

https://directfile.irs.gov

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 23:45 (two months ago) link

I was just collecting and organizing all the information we'll need to do our taxes. It's all ready to go (!) except one or two forms that haven't arrived yet in the mail.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 00:00 (two months ago) link

Literally in the same boat here -- one 1099 and the health insurance form. Otherwise just dying to send this all off and be done with it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 00:21 (two months ago) link

Actually correct that, the health form just landed per a check just now. So basically a remaining 1099 theoretically although I'm slightly suspicious about it showing up by tomorrow. (I have the total separately -- not a large amount -- and will roll it in as needed.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 00:26 (two months ago) link

Roffle. And said 1099 JUST landed in my inbox. Timing!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 00:30 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

And how are we all doing. (About to send my final paperwork/payment off to my accountants tomorrow and then I just wait...)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:30 (one month ago) link

Done & filed. State tax refund showed up hours ago. Federal refund due.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:33 (one month ago) link

Uuuuggghhhhh

Time change, smoke detector battery checks, and tax time

Jaq, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:34 (one month ago) link

Saw my state and federal refunds pending in my account yesterday.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:49 (one month ago) link

I always have to pay more, so I procrastinate.

nickn, Thursday, 14 March 2024 04:59 (one month ago) link

i’m lucky to be able to afford someone to do this for me, as every year i get about $3k back. if it was me doing it i’d either 1) not do it 2) mess it up or 3) spend so long on it that i may as well have paid someone to do it in the first place

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 March 2024 08:14 (one month ago) link

133 pages this year. Great system.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 March 2024 12:56 (one month ago) link

Filed in mid-February, got my NJ refund yesterday, which is me cutting my last tie to that state. I are an Montanan now.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 14 March 2024 13:12 (one month ago) link

Been in the US since last spring, went to see a tax advisor yesterday as we have a slightly confusing set-up with one partner working full-time and income also coming in from a couple of different UK sources. Left the meeting vastly more confused than when I went in, which seems par for the course with accountants going by past experience. Bloody hell I thought dealing with the Inland Revenue was bad!

help me I am in hull (Matt #2), Thursday, 14 March 2024 13:27 (one month ago) link

compared to the inland revenue it is ... unbelievably bad.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 March 2024 13:31 (one month ago) link

Oh jeez Matt#2. This is your first go around then? It is profoundly unpleasant (and expensive).

horizontal, Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:40 (one month ago) link

Been in the US since last spring, went to see a tax advisor yesterday as we have a slightly confusing set-up with one partner working full-time and income also coming in from a couple of different UK sources. Left the meeting vastly more confused than when I went in, which seems par for the course with accountants going by past experience. Bloody hell I thought dealing with the Inland Revenue was bad!


There are many annoying things about the US tax system. I have a client that is American who lives and works a lot in Germany… those forms I struggled with trying to decipher

sarahell, Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:27 (one month ago) link

Oh jeez Matt#2. This is your first go around then? It is profoundly unpleasant (and expensive).

In general you can deduct/exclude income from when you weren’t living in the US (unless you are making a lot) or take a credit for tax paid to the other country on the same income. It gets convoluted if you had income from the same source(s) once you become a US resident, and also if the tax cycle is different in the other country.

sarahell, Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:32 (one month ago) link

American taxes are so dumb. Last year I made a mental error and ended up owing a couple thousand, so I predictably overcorrected for that this year PLUS I didn't account for a couple of changes in our favor — standard deduction went up, IRA contribution limits went up, plus most significantly also our health insurance went from us paying for it ourselves through the marketplace to my wife getting it through work, which means it now comes out pre-tax.

All of which means that even though we on paper made more money this year than last year, our taxable income went down while I boosted my estimated tax payments — so now after owing money last year it looks like we're going to get the biggest refund of our lives this year. Which MAYBE I could've anticipated if I spent more time thinking about all of this or thought about it more than once a year, but anyway it's a dumb system.

And now I'm afraid the big jump in refund will somehow get us audited, but whatever, I think I could survive that.

Every single state and national politician in the USA loves to tinker with the tax code. The result is a mind-boggling complexity that never repeats itself from year to year. The forms keep shape-shifting, the instructions are baroque, credits come and go with bewildering rapidity.

I've kept our financial life as boring and vanilla as it possibly could be and I keep comprehensive records. But I finally gave up doing our taxes because I never knew for sure that the some new wrinkle had been inserted deep into the instructions, so I had to relearn the procedures every year. The tax software helps, but now I just hand it over to a preparer and wash my hands of the whole mess.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 16 March 2024 17:28 (one month ago) link

I plugged along on my own for some years but I remember Elvis Telecom telling me in the start of the 2000s I should really go for a tax guy. After I realized a couple of long-standing errors in approach that I'd been doing for some time a few years later, I took said advice and frankly I'm all the better for it. My situation is certainly less complex than some but it's not easy plug and play either, and frankly I'll always be reassured knowing someone else's name is on the return as well as mine.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 March 2024 17:33 (one month ago) link

For awhile there weren’t very many changes tbh (between 2000 and 2016) … the last 7 years have been chaotic in comparison. The “evil software companies” love to advertise how many changes there are and how it is just so much that you really need to pay for their software…. the reality is that the vast majority of the changes to the tax code don’t affect the average person’s tax return. Also, as a professional tax person, I have now come around to the concept of the free file, pre-filled click and submit thing for people whose taxes are simple. Like if everything you are taxed on and can deduct is reported to the IRS already, and there isn’t anything else… you shouldn’t have to pay for help or software or spend much time dealing with it.

I can nerd out about it but … yeah, it is dumb

sarahell, Saturday, 16 March 2024 17:45 (one month ago) link

The stupid Trump Cock Jizz Act of 2017 was the biggest set of changes since 1986 … and it has a lot of really stupid provisions that need to go away ASAP

sarahell, Saturday, 16 March 2024 17:54 (one month ago) link

I do my own and it’s medium complex (a bunch of 1099s, plus Burning Ambulance is an LLC) but nothing I can’t handle. People act like taxes are like slide-ruling a mission to Mars but they’re really not IME.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:16 (one month ago) link

stockholm syndrome

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:22 (one month ago) link

they really did become much more complicated a few years ago for me, but luckily i only have one 1099 this year, so absent some colossal fuckup on our healthcare advocate’s end, we won’t owe money this year— last spring, we got a new coat put on the roof and also owed the IRS $1300 because we made more money than we had predicted on our healthcare forms. doesn’t sound like much but it basically ruined the next four months of our lives.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:29 (one month ago) link

gonna have to do the installment plan this year :(

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:31 (one month ago) link

It's not impossible to figure out what needs to be done to fill out one's taxes, just detailed, time-consuming and very tiresome. For example, Oregon's lawmakers keep adding credits, then removing them, or changing the qualifications. A few years ago the OR Dept. of Revenue revised their basic tax form from 2 pages to 4 pages. When the big federal tax changes were passed at the tail end of December 2017 it caused states to make cascading revisions to counteract the many punitive features the Republicans inserted just to pwn the libs in the NE and west coast. So, have fun!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:34 (one month ago) link

People act like taxes are like slide-ruling a mission to Mars but they’re really not IME.

Very much depends on circumstances I think. Mine are more complicated since becoming self-employed, though still not excessively so. We do standard deduction, but if you're in an itemizing-deductions situation, that gets more complicated too. For all the years my wife and were just getting employer W-2s and a little bit of freelance income, yeah, that was easy-peasy.

I have the extra simplicity of living in a state with no income tax. Big change from my NYC years where there was federal, state AND local.

Oregon is a challenge as far as states go, you are otm Aimless. And then there is the Multnomah County form on top of that…

sarahell, Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:41 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

made it

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 02:48 (one week ago) link


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