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seriously, these are my fave emails to get. i especially like the ones that sound like excerpts from a high seas romance novel if it were written in english by someone who doesn't speak english. i'll dig some up soon.

like the architectural looking pictures (5 and 7) and the floral one (2) but, as most of the slashdot comments said, the spam thing is pretty inconsequential, is just a (lumpy) source of randomness.

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What the thread title refers to as "bizarre poetry" would more accurately be called "word salad".

how about the computer generated poetry of google translate?

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It was "wah-wah" like a person mocking a baby. The archetype of consumer as giant baby.

Also movie night was more "Movie Night!?" like he's in some lousy sitcom. My computer probably processes a lot of those.

dunno if this is bizarre or poetic but i loled

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