should the West invade and/or bomb the fuck out of Iran?

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Is Iran's nuclear programme a problem?

If it is a problem, should something be done about it?

Should that something involve invasion and/or bombing?

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

no

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

no.

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

hell yeah, worked for Iraq!

bidfurd__, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

no.

Iran is currently under a serious amount of threat - a lot of it is actually from the US. I'm not pro-nuclear weapons but if the US are allowed them then why the fuck aren't Iran?

IMHO, the next two decades are going to be a time of rapid growth and progression in the middle east, similar to what we've seen in Japan and more recently India. The US cannot go around being surprised by this.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Why is Iran's nuclear programme assumed to be a problem? Where's the proof?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

They have a dossier that alleges Bush considered bombing Al Jarreau.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

and what about al bundy ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Why would bush want to bomb Al Green anyway? Really, I don't understand.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Iran is currently under a serious amount of threat - a lot of it is actually from the US.

are they under a nuclear threat from the US?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

A finger-wagging threat.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

An "idiots on message boards talk about whether to 'bomb the fuck out of them'" threat.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

if the US are allowed them then why the fuck aren't Iran?

are you serious?

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Lots of people say that. I think it has to do with a misunderstanding involving the meaning of the word "allowed."

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah like, who are we asking?? if its up to me the answer is no!

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

if the US are allowed them then why the fuck aren't Iran?

you may be alarmed but a lot of people out there do seem to be asking this question.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Nuclear weapons held by a country seem like a kind of a bogey man... Mutually-assured-destruction. Anthrax, dirty bombs, infrastructure attacks .. are all a bigger threat than nuclear weapons because they're more likely to be used. And still, I'm more worried about getting mugged than I am about an international incident.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Presumably the people in the Iranian govt. who want them see the question more as 'if Israel are allowed them why aren't we?'

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

yeah. out of the US there is a world where people may not understand why some countries are allowed to have it and some aren't if all countries are equal...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

do japan have nuclear weapon then?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

No, thank God

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

no cos their constitution doesn't allow them to have it. although i've read recently that they have all the components to build one within a few weeks if necessary...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

not yet

Super Cub (Debito), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

but Japan doesn't really need them, because it falls under America's nuclear umbrella.

Super Cub (Debito), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I would guess that the Japanese have an appreciation for limiting the amount of destruction by any single weapon.

So, which countries have nuclear warheads & delivery methods?

..And which countries have ever used one? .. (That's rhetorical.)

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I was just saying because Doglatin was predicting the middle east to become like japan in the next couple of decades. it'd be pretty fun if iran decides to attack the US with pro-evolution soccer.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

no cos their constitution doesn't allow them to have it. although i've read recently that they have all the components to build one within a few weeks if necessary...

and i'll form the head!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

i dont see why not wanting the u.s. to have nukes means that iran should have them

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm just sick of the issue already. Anyone in the UK see Powell being grilled by Paxman on Newsnight last night? Predictable, depressing stuff. Though his question about 'rendition' at the end seemed rather odd and cryptic.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

it's the same brilliant logic that had the democrats essentially arguing for an invasion of north korea in 2003

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

one of the greatest publicity for having a nuclear weapon was irak's invasion : if you don't have one, that's what happens to you (whereas, if you "may" have one -ie. north korea- the US won't invade you 2 times within a decade...).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm just sick of the issue already.

fair enough, but can a sense of boredom prevail against the horror of seeing Iran invaded / seeing Iran drop a nuclear bomb on Baku?

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

most of the right-wing talk radio circuit is more afraid of an EMP style blast.

In addition to other effects, a nuclear weapon detonated in or above the earth’s atmosphere can create an electromagnetic pulse (EMP), a high-density electrical field. An EMP acts like a stroke of lightning but is stronger, faster, and shorter. An EMP can seriously damage electronic devices connected to power sources or antennas. This includes communication systems, computers, electrical appliances, and automobile or aircraft ignition systems. The damage could range from a minor interruption to actual burnout of components. Most electronic equipment within 1,000 miles of a high-altitude nuclear detonation could be affected. Battery-powered radios with short antennas generally would not be affected. Although an EMP is unlikely to harm most people, it could harm those with pacemakers or other implanted electronic devices.

like the infrastructure-crippler list above, it wouldn't kill too many people directly, but it would cripple the hell out of the north america.

to use the words of some americans... "bomb them back to the stone age!"

military equipment is supposed to survive such an attack, but... the last EMP test was in the early 60s.

i'm not saying that's a good case. hardly. does iran even have the missle capability for a high altitude detonation over kansas or thereabouts?
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

it's the same brilliant logic that had the democrats essentially arguing for an invasion of north korea in 2003

huh?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Iran has much of a missile program. But they can always buy missile technology from the North Koreans. They do missiles real good.

xpost

Super Cub (Debito), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

bomb you long time

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

fair enough, but can a sense of boredom prevail against the horror of seeing Iran invaded / seeing Iran drop a nuclear bomb on Baku?

it's not boredom just depression.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

But they can always buy missile technology from the North Koreans. They do missiles real good.

or china.

it's nice to have beijing owning that nice big stack of american cash and bonds, i guess. way to go, dubya.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

military equipment is supposed to survive such an attack, but... the last EMP test was in the early 60s

The electric field caused by the blast would be strong enough to reverse the flow of current through a transistor, thereby destroying all transistor-based electronic equipment, i.e. computers.

I believe the reason they don't do EMP tests anymore is because the military had vacuum-tube backups of all their computational equipment. Transitors built using vacuum tubes instead of semiconductors are more robust wrt voltage breakdown and would be expected to survive a nuclear attack. But by the 1960's, computers became too complicated -- building vacuum tube backups became impractical and therefore, there was no need to continue with EMP tests.

Now, they probably store important computer equipment in huge metal cages (and/or way underground) to keep out EM radiation.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

i'd imagine that the israelis will take matters into their own hands if the "west" doesn't

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't think anyone in the White House or the Pentagon even wants to contemplate invasion as an option. I'd guess that the most likely use of force would be a targeted cruise missile strike.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Now, they probably store important computer equipment in huge metal cages (and/or way underground) to keep out EM radiation.

"probably"

:)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Now, they probably store important computer equipment in huge metal cages (and/or way underground) to keep out EM radiation

they just base all their computer equipment in Windows so that staff are well drilled on downtime procedures.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

A lot of the worry may have to do with recent statements by the current Iranian leader implying that he wants to rid the world of Israel. (and I stress the word "implying".) If a country is making such rhetoric while at the same time amping up their nukes program, I don't see why it's difficult to understand why world leaders would be worried about this... all foils of recent U.S. world policy, aside.

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

they should send in subway, wal-mart, and starbucks instead.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

But as with India vs Pakistan I assume that the implications of nuking Israel would have direct consequences on Iran given their relative proximity, or am I wrong there?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

israel would fuck iran up, probably leading to a middle-east-sized war (at least)

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who wants to use nuclear weapons within a range that could affect their own region probably doesn't care too much about the consequences, frankly. Thatone cares more about accomplishing the mission.

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who wants to use nuclear weapons within a range that could affect their own region probably doesn't care too much about the consequences

Yeah but I'm seriously wondering whether these people really exist!

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but I'm seriously wondering whether these people really exist!

well, yes. having nuclear capability to shit up your neighbour is not the same as having it with the intention of using it. it's the same as carrying a knife.

that said: as every wee ned up in court for murder knows only too well, "it just got out of hand" isn't much of an excuse when you've just stabbed someone to death.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh, a few do... that's the problem. xpost

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Transitors built using vacuum tubes instead of semiconductors are more robust wrt voltage breakdown and would be expected to survive a nuclear attack.


Not to be too much a of a pedant, but vacuum tubes are not transistors.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

I know, I said "transistors built using vacuum tubes".

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

So... would this reversed voltage thing happen to components that were not powered up during the EMP? Say you had a storeroom full of computers - would they all be ruined too?

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Transistors are inherently solid state. Vacuum tubes are not.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh I see what you're saying -- vacuum tubes preceded transistors, transistors = semiconductor based.

OK.

xpost

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

So... would this reversed voltage thing happen to components that were not powered up during the EMP? Say you had a storeroom full of computers - would they all be ruined too?

Yes. It wouldn't matter if the equipment was turned on because the induced current from the explosion would be strong enough to ruin everything.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

wow, this would kinda put a dent in the economy of the Silicon Valley, to put it mildly.

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

yeah all the extra business from replacing computers for tonnes of businesses is really going to bust intel.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

the other nastiness is just electrical power and cars not working right away.... and pumps and things on running water systems.

infrastructural nightmare, looting, etc.

"farm living is the life for me"?? the paranoid truth behind Green Acres.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

see y2k scare.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Is there a term which can refer to both vacuum tubes and transistors?

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

"circuit components"

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

i believe that the vacuum-tube-based equivalent of the transistor is the triode

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

According to this, vacuum tubes can be composed of many triodes, and the general term for vacuum tubes + transistors is "three-terminal device".

NoTimeBeforeTimeLoggedout, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

What an odd derailment.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

i read that site to say that "three terminal device" is the general term for the transistor and the "vacuum tube triode"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

There's something really "Until The End Of The World" about this scenario. I'm now just waiting for the cave with the dream recording machine.

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

According to Ulfkotte's report, "western security sources" claim that during CIA Director Porter Goss' Dec. 12 visit to Ankara, he asked Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan to provide support for a possibile 2006 air strike against Iranian nuclear and military facilities. More specifically, Goss is said to have asked Turkey to provide unfettered exchange of intelligence that could help with a mission.

DDP also reported that the governments of Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Oman and Pakistan have been informed in recent weeks of Washington's military plans. The countries, apparently, were told that air strikes were a "possible option," but they were given no specific timeframe for the operations.

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,392783,00.html

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Stratfor just sent this around so I'll copy/paste the whole thing:

* * *

Iran's Redefined Strategy

By George Friedman

The Iranians have broken the International Atomic Energy Agency seals on some of their nuclear facilities. They did this very deliberately and publicly to make certain that everyone knew that Tehran was proceeding with its nuclear program. Prior to this, and in parallel, the Iranians began to -- among other things -- systematically bait the Israelis, threatening to wipe them from the face of the earth.

The question, of course, is what exactly the Iranians are up to. They do not yet have nuclear weapons. The Israelis do. The Iranians have now hinted that (a) they plan to build nuclear weapons and have implied, as clearly as possible without saying it, that (b) they plan to use them against Israel. On the surface, these statements appear to be begging for a pre-emptive strike by Israel. There are many things one might hope for, but a surprise visit from the Israeli air force is not usually one of them. Nevertheless, that is exactly what the Iranians seem to be doing, so we need to sort this out.

There are four possibilities:

1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president, is insane and wants to be attacked because of a bad childhood.
2. The Iranians are engaged in a complex diplomatic maneuver, and this is part of it.
3. The Iranians think they can get nuclear weapons -- and a deterrent to Israel -- before the Israelis attack.
4. The Iranians, actually and rationally, would welcome an Israeli -- or for that matter, American -- air strike.

Let's begin with the insanity issue, just to get it out of the way. One of the ways to avoid thinking seriously about foreign policy is to dismiss as a nutcase anyone who does not behave as you yourself would. As such, he is unpredictable and, while scary, cannot be controlled. You are therefore relieved of the burden of doing anything about him. In foreign policy, it is sometimes useful to appear to be insane, as it is in poker: The less predictable you are, the more power you have -- and insanity is a great tool of unpredictability. Some leaders cultivate an aura of insanity.

However, people who climb to the leadership of nations containing many millions of people must be highly disciplined, with insight into others and the ability to plan carefully. Lunatics rarely have those characteristics. Certainly, there have been sociopaths -- like Hitler -- but at the same time, he was a very able, insightful, meticulous man. He might have been crazy, but dismissing him because he was crazy -- as many did -- was a massive mistake. Moreover, leaders do not rise alone. They are surrounded by other ambitious people. In the case of Ahmadinejad, he is answerable to others above him (in this case, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei), alongside him and below him. He did not get to where he is by being nuts -- and even if we think what he says is insane, it clearly doesn't strike the rest of his audience as insane. Thinking of him as insane is neither helpful nor clarifying.

The Three-Player Game

So what is happening?

First, the Iranians obviously are responding to the Americans. Tehran's position in Iraq is not what the Iranians had hoped it would be. U.S. maneuvers with the Sunnis in Iraq and the behavior of Iraqi Shiite leaders clearly have created a situation in which the outcome will not be the creation of an Iranian satellite state. At best, Iraq will be influenced by Iran or neutral. At worst, it will drift back into opposition to Iran -- which has been Iraq's traditional geopolitical position. This is not satisfactory. Iran's Iraq policy has not failed, but it is not the outcome Tehran dreamt of in 2003.

There is a much larger issue. The United States has managed its position in Iraq -- to the extent that it has been managed -- by manipulating the Sunni-Shiite fault line in the Muslim world. In the same way that Richard Nixon manipulated the Sino-Soviet split, the fundamental fault line in the Communist world, to keep the Soviets contained and off-balance late in the Vietnam War, so the Bush administration has used the primordial fault line in the Islamic world, the Sunni-Shiite split, to manipulate the situation in Iraq.

Washington did this on a broader scale as well. Having enticed Iran with new opportunities -- both for Iran as a nation and as the leading Shiite power in a post-Saddam world -- the administration turned to Sunni countries like Saudi Arabia and enticed them into accommodation with the United States by allowing them to consider the consequences of an ascended Iran under canopy of a relationship with the United States. Washington used that vision of Iran to gain leverage in Saudi Arabia. The United States has been moving back and forth between Sunnis and Shia since the invasion of Afghanistan, when it obtained Iranian support for operations in Afghanistan's Shiite regions. Each side was using the other. The United States, however, attained the strategic goal of any three-player game: It became the swing player between Sunnis and Shia.

This was not what the Iranians had hoped for.

Reclaiming the Banner

There is yet another dimension to this. In 1979, when the Ayatollah Ruholla Khomeini deposed the Shah of Iran, Iran was the center of revolutionary Islamism. It both stood against the United States and positioned itself as the standard-bearer for radical Islamist youth. It was Iran, through its creation, Hezbollah, that pioneered suicide bombings. It championed the principle of revolutionary Islamism against both collaborationist states like Saudi Arabia and secular revolutionaries like Yasser Arafat. It positioned Shi'ism as the protector of the faith and the hope of the future.

In having to defend against Saddam Hussein's Iraq in the 1980s, and the resulting containment battle, Iran became ensnared in a range of necessary but compromising relationships. Recall, if you will, that the Iran-Contra affair revealed not only that the United States used Israel to send weapons to Iran, but also that Iran accepted weapons from Israel. Iran did what it had to in order to survive, but the complexity of its operations led to serious compromises. By the late 1990s, Iran had lost any pretense of revolutionary primacy in the Islamic world. It had been flanked by the Sunni Wahhabi movement, al Qaeda.

The Iranians always saw al Qaeda as an outgrowth of Saudi Arabia and Pakistan and therefore, through Shiite and Iranian eyes, never trusted it. Iran certainly didn't want al Qaeda to usurp the position of primary challenger to the West. Under any circumstances, it did not want al Qaeda to flourish. It was caught in a challenge. First, it had to reduce al Qaeda's influence, or concede that the Sunnis had taken the banner from Khomeini's revolution. Second, Iran had to reclaim its place. Third, it had to do this without undermining its geopolitical interests.

Tehran spent the time from 2003 through 2005 maximizing what it could from the Iraq situation. It also quietly participated in the reduction of al Qaeda's network and global reach. In doing so, it appeared to much of the Islamic world as clever and capable, but not particularly principled. Tehran's clear willingness to collaborate on some level with the United States in Afghanistan, in Iraq and in the war on al Qaeda made it appear as collaborationist as it had accused the Kuwaitis or Saudis of being in the past. By the end of 2005, Iran had secured its western frontier as well as it could, had achieved what influence it could in Baghdad, had seen al Qaeda weakened. It was time for the next phase. It had to reclaim its position as the leader of the Islamic revolutionary movement for itself and for Shi'ism.

Thus, the selection of the new president was, in retrospect, carefully engineered. After President Mohammed Khatami's term, all moderates were excluded from the electoral process by decree, and the election came down to a struggle between former President Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani -- an heir to Khomeini's tradition, but also an heir to the tactical pragmatism of the 1980s and 1990s -- and Ahmadinejad, the clearest descendent of the Khomeini revolution that there was in Iran, and someone who in many ways had avoided the worst taints of compromise.

Ahmadinejad was set loose to reclaim Iran's position in the Muslim world. Since Iran had collaborated with Israel during the 1980s, and since Iranian money in Lebanon had mingled with Israeli money, the first thing he had to do was to reassert Iran's anti-Zionist credentials. He did that by threatening Israel's existence and denying the Holocaust. Whether he believed what he was saying is immaterial. Ahmadinejad used the Holocaust issue to do two things: First, he established himself as intellectually both anti-Israeli and anti-Jewish, taking the far flank among Islamic leaders; and second, he signaled a massive breach with Khatami's approach.

Khatami was focused on splitting the Western world by dividing the Americans from the Europeans. In carrying out this policy, he had to manipulate the Europeans. The Europeans were always open to the claim that the Americans were being rigid and were delighted to serve the role of sophisticated mediator. Khatami used the Europeans' vanity brilliantly, sucking them into endless discussions and turning the Iran situation into a problem the Europeans were having with the United States.

But Tehran paid a price for this in the Muslim world. In drawing close to the Europeans, the Iranians simply appeared to be up to their old game of unprincipled realpolitik with people -- Europeans -- who were no better than the Americans. The Europeans were simply Americans who were weaker. Ahmadinejad could not carry out his strategy of flanking the Wahhabis and still continue the minuet with Europe. So he ended Khatami's game with a bang, with a massive diatribe on the Holocaust and by arguing that if there had been one, the Europeans bore the blame. That froze Germany out of any further dealings with Tehran, and even the French had to back off. Iran's stock in the Islamic world started to rise.

The Nuclear Gambit

The second phase was for Iran to very publicly resume -- or very publicly claim to be resuming -- development of a nuclear weapon. This signaled three things:

1. Iran's policy of accommodation with the West was over.
2. Iran intended to get a nuclear weapon in order to become the only real challenge to Israel and, not incidentally, a regional power that Sunni states would have to deal with.
3. Iran was prepared to take risks that no other Muslim actor was prepared to take. Al Qaeda was a piker.

The fundamental fact is that Ahmadinejad knows that, except in the case of extreme luck, Iran will not be able to get nuclear weapons. First, building a nuclear device is not the same thing as building a nuclear weapon. A nuclear weapon must be sufficiently small, robust and reliable to deliver to a target. A nuclear device has to sit there and go boom. The key technologies here are not the ones that build a device but the ones that turn a device into a weapon -- and then there is the delivery system to worry about: range, reliability, payload, accuracy. Iran has a way to go.

A lot of countries don't want an Iranian bomb. Israel is one. The United States is another. Throw Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and most of the 'Stans into this, and there are not a lot of supporters for an Iranian bomb. However, there are only two countries that can do something about it. The Israelis don't want to get the grief, but they are the ones who cannot avoid action because they are the most vulnerable if Iran should develop a weapon. The United States doesn't want Israel to strike at Iran, as that would massively complicate the U.S. situation in the region, but it doesn't want to carry out the strike itself either.

This, by the way, is a good place to pause and explain to readers who will write in wondering why the United States will tolerate an Israeli nuclear force but not an Iranian one. The answer is simple. Israel will probably not blow up New York. That's why the United States doesn't mind Israel having nukes and does mind Iran having them. Is that fair? This is power politics, not sharing time in preschool. End of digression.

Intra-Islamic Diplomacy

If the Iranians are seen as getting too close to a weapon, either the United States or Israel will take them out, and there is an outside chance that the facilities could not be taken out with a high degree of assurance unless nukes are used. In the past, our view was that the Iranians would move carefully in using the nukes to gain leverage against the United States. That is no longer clear. Their focus now seems to be not on their traditional diplomacy, but on a more radical, intra-Islamic diplomacy. That means that they might welcome a (survivable) attack by Israel or the United States. It would burnish Iran's credentials as the true martyr and fighter of Islam.

Meanwhile, the Iranians appear to be reaching out to the Sunnis on a number of levels. Muqtada al-Sadr, the leader of a radical Shiite group in Iraq with ties to Iran, visited Saudi Arabia recently. There are contacts between radical Shia and Sunnis in Lebanon as well. The Iranians appear to be engaged in an attempt to create the kind of coalition in the Muslim world that al Qaeda failed to create. From Tehran's point of view, if they get a deliverable nuclear device, that's great -- but if they are attacked by Israel or the United States, that's not a bad outcome either.

In short, the diplomacy that Iran practiced from the beginning of the Iraq-Iran war until after the U.S. invasion of Iraq appears to be ended. Iran is making a play for ownership of revolutionary Islamism on behalf of itself and the Shia. Thus, Tehran will continue to make provocative moves, while hoping to avoid counterstrikes. On the other hand, if there are counterstrikes, the Iranians will probably be able to live with that as well.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

The hard kill vs. the soft kill.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:17 (twenty years ago)

my cc in boot camp fought in that blink war against iran! more intense than the gulf war he said

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

what blink war?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:36 (twenty years ago)

also the answer to the thread question: no, and no.

though i am not averse to the idea of bombing the fuck out of ahmadnejad, the security services offices in tehran, and parts of the city of qom.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:37 (twenty years ago)

the us and iran had a really brief hot war in the late 80s (87? 88?) - PRAYING MANTIS!!! you can tell the operations they don't really feel like selling the public cuz they have great names. anyone mention operation merlin yet?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

military operations names are classic.

oh, and hi blount.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:43 (twenty years ago)

i am still very surprised people take the threat of iranian nuclear weapons very seriously. supposing they actually manage to build a warhead, how will they deliver it?

by cruise missile? where will they get one from? north korea? how will the north koreans actually get it to iran? by train through china?

by tactical bomber? oh wait, the iranians don't have one, just a fleet of outmoded fighters from the late 70s.

i suppose they could load it into their WWII-era diesel submarine (aka the iranian submarine fleet) and putt-putt their way around cape horn into the mediterranean, then blow up off the coast of haifa or something ... just kidding.

dirty bomb? i suppose, but wouldn't it be cheaper and easier for terrorists to buy warhead material from disaffected chechens or something?

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:44 (twenty years ago)

the stratfor article is very on-point except for whatever reason it sort of glosses over its own dismissal of the idea of an iranian nuclear arsenal.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:46 (twenty years ago)

It depends where the Iranians would be delivering the nuke. I believe Scud missiles can carry nuclear warheads (correct me if I'm wrong). I imagine the Iranians have those lying around. Israel is in Scud range and so are U.S. bases in the Middle East.

North Korea has longer range missile technology, including ICBMs in development. I don't think North Korea would sell a whole missile, but rather the know-how and complex parts. That could be smuggled by ship.

But the real issue is the destabilizing effect a nuclear Iran would have on the region. Israel would be desperate. Saudi Arabia would feel highly uneasy. Iraq would be further divided. Etc. etc.

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

yeah one thing i've always wondered is when the drawdown was happening and AWESOME FIREPOWER was the word of the day (bask when us military doctrine was 'bomb the fuck out of them bomb the fuck out of them bomb the fuck out of them' instead of 'set some fireworks off and then send some troops in to, um, direct traffic or something and then, um, (the next step supposedly) maybe pull the troops out and have the shiites tell us who to bomb the fuck out of and don't ask no questions. play it by ear.) there was alot of talk about these missile barges that could have AWESOME FIREPOWER and not need nearly the support of a carrier group (some spec was it'd be manned by robots and army generals would control it from the field but c'mon, let's get real, no way the navy was gonna let the army play with something they paid for), and the main thing was (in them quaint days of balancing the budget and trying to control defense spending) it was CHEAP AS HELL. i think the idea may have died with mike boorda, no way the airedales or bubbleheads were getting behind it (gee i wonder why?) and they tend to get cno, but i've never gotten why other countries haven't developed it. anyhow that'd be a pretty awesome way to deliver that shit, esp if you could get the robots to work. get 200 warheads and a tugboat crew, throw some tarp on it, and pow - byebye bloombergville.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:02 (twenty years ago)

xpost israel is not in scud missile range of iran.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:05 (twenty years ago)

so is there any reason israel hasn't gone 'well fuck that' and just bombed whatever sites already? isn't the advantage of being a state that everyone has made their mind up about already and nothing's gonna change that ever that you when deciding what actions to take you only need to consider logistics and not political or diplomatic fallout?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

vahid might've just answered my question

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:07 (twenty years ago)

"Iran has been an active participant in the DPRK's Nodong program from its inception in the late 1980s. This would lead to the establishment of the Shehab-3 ("meteor" or "shooting star") program and has allowed both technology and components from the DPRK's programs to continue to flow into Iran's missile programs. Exactly when the Iranians established the Shehab-3 program is presently unclear. Preliminary evidence suggests that both the Nodong and Shehab-3 programs were established concurrently in 1988, although the Shehab-3 program may have had a different name at the time. It appears that a key element of the program was not to purchase and deploy a fleet of Nodong missiles—which it could have done; instead it was to develop the technology and industrial infrastructure to the point where it could produce the system indigenously. The Shehab-3 is of strategic importance for two primary reasons. First, its 1,300km+ range allows it to strike every important US ally in the region (i.e., Israel, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey), southern Russia, and most of Afghanistan. Second, it was designed as a delivery system for WMD warheads."

http://www.nti.org/e_research/profiles/Iran/Missile/3367_3395.html


It's pretty clear that Iran has the missile technology to hit Israel.

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:14 (twenty years ago)

A graphic representation:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40144000/gif/_40144948_iran_missile2_map203.gif

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

What would the point of them attacking Israel be, other than to get their ass dumped on by the FIFTY bombs the Israelis have?

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:40 (twenty years ago)

it would create another pole around which world politics would have to move.

geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

that'd be a pretty awesome way to deliver that shit, esp if you could get the robots to work. get 200 warheads and a tugboat crew, throw some tarp on it, and pow - byebye bloombergville.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

debito - they don't actually have that missile you're talking about!

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm not a fan of the Bush administration or the Iraq invasion, but I have to say that I'm disturbed by people here (and elsewhere) who let their dislike for the US lead them to saying that they have no problem with Iran going nuclear. That's just not a good thing, and you know it.

But saying that doesn't mean you think the country should be invaded. (Anyway, Israel will do it no matter what you think, if someone else doesn't.)

mitya don't need no friggin' password, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:34 (twenty years ago)

OK, but is it a good thing for Israel to do it? I mean, if random country A invaded or bombed the fuck out of random country B, they would be looking at at Security Council resolutions, sanctions, possible international coalition to stop their invasion. Should the West support an Israeli action against Iran (by not invoking all this kind of stuff) or let them get on with it in a tacit "well done" kind of way?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:09 (twenty years ago)

in a recent 'west wing' ep (ie series 6), it was TEH BRITISHES who were gonna wet up the eye-ranians after they downed an airliner (they thought it was a US spyplane!). leo and bartlet had to talk us hotheads down.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:18 (twenty years ago)

I missed that episode of that documentary series.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

in reality of course a Security Council resolution would have solved everything.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Yes, then hopefully it’ll start the mother of all wars and everyone will start nuking each other then the world will die and I won’t have to go to work anymore.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

otm.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:18 (twenty years ago)

being french i believe we will manage to keep out of the armagedon and then keep our smooth way of life once it's all over !

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

then the world will die and I won’t have to go to work anymore

what, not even in a post-holocaust agrarian society peopled by adults with the minds of children?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:38 (twenty years ago)

i think america should have conscription and invade, and maybe that way they will think twice about being supreme rulers of the universe at long bloody last.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

what, not even in a post-holocaust agrarian society peopled by adults with the minds of children?

hum. never heards of that film. seems interesting. too bad it's unavailable (except for those ready to pay 150$ for a vhs !).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Vahid - They have it and tested it twice! Read the link or do a search for "Shehab" and find the numerous other news sources and NGOs that report the same thing.

Iran can't build the engines themselves, but North Korea is perfectly willing to sell them.

Clearly Iran is at least a few years away from being able to nuke Israel , and it's hard to imagine why they would. But everything I've read indicates that a nuclear Iran with advanced missile technology is just a matter of time, Iran's desire, and continued help from China, Russia, and North Korea.

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

'threads' is out on dvd in the uk

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

yus, it is indeed. i got it for christmas. (along with "dr strangelove" and the vastly overdue DVD release of "when the wind blows": you can see a theme here, can't you?)

it is the single bleakest thing i have ever seen. absolutely fucking astonishing.

and continued help from China, Russia

this seems to be key at the moment: the "talks" this week seem to have been very much about putting pressure on those two ... although from what i understand russia isn't exactly enamoured by the latest nuclear developments either.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/print/200412/fallows

behavior, it would have no incentive for restraint.

What about a pre-emptive strike of our own, like the Osirak raid? The problem is that Iran's nuclear program is now much more advanced than Iraq's was at the time of the raid. Already the U.S. government has no way of knowing exactly how many sites Iran has, or how many it would be able to destroy, or how much time it would buy in doing so. Worse, it would have no way of predicting the long-term strategic impact of such a strike. A strike might delay by three years Iran's attainment of its goal—but at the cost of further embittering the regime and its people. Iran's intentions when it did get the bomb would be all the more hostile.

Here the United States faces what the military refers to as a "branches and sequels" decision—that is, an assessment of best and second-best outcomes. It would prefer that Iran never obtain nuclear weapons. But if Iran does, America would like Iran to see itself more or less as India does—as a regional power whose nuclear status symbolizes its strength relative to regional rivals, but whose very attainment of this position makes it more committed to defending the status quo. The United States would prefer, of course, that Iran not reach a new level of power with a vendetta against America. One of our panelists thought that a strike would help the United States, simply by buying time. The rest disagreed. Iran would rebuild after a strike, and from that point on it would be much more reluctant to be talked or bargained out of pursuing its goals—and it would have far more reason, once armed, to use nuclear weapons to America's detriment.

Most of our panelists felt that the case against a U.S. strike was all the more powerful against an Israeli strike. With its much smaller air force and much more limited freedom to use airspace, Israel would probably do even less "helpful" damage to Iranian sites. The hostile reaction—against both Israel and the United States—would be potentially more lethal to both Israel and its strongest backer.

A realistic awareness of these constraints will put the next President in an awkward position. In the end, according to our panelists, he should understand that he cannot prudently order an attack on Iran. But his chances of negotiating his way out of the situation will be greater if the Iranians don't know that. He will have to brandish the threat of a possible attack while offering the incentive of economic and diplomatic favors should Iran abandon its plans. "If you say there is no acceptable military option, then you end any possibility that there will be a non-nuclear Iran," David Kay said after the war game. "If the Iranians believe they will not suffer any harm, they will go right ahead." Hammes agreed: "The threat is always an important part of the negotiating process. But you want to fool the enemy, not fool yourself. You can't delude yourself into thinking you can do something you can't." Is it therefore irresponsible to say in public, as our participants did and we do here, that the United States has no military solution to the Iran problem? Hammes said no. Iran could not be sure that an American President, seeing what he considered to be clear provocation, would not strike. "You can never assume that just because a government knows something is unviable, it won't go ahead and do it. The Iraqis knew it was not viable to invade Iran, but they still did it. History shows that countries make very serious mistakes."

So this is how the war game turned out: with a finding that the next American President must, through bluff and patience, change the actions of a government whose motives he does not understand well, and over which his influence is limited. "After all this effort, I am left with two simple sentences for policymakers," Sam Gardiner said of his exercise. "You have no military solution for the issues of Iran. And you have to make diplomacy work."

,, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

oops fucked up the paste, 1st para was -

But for the purposes most likely to interest the next American President—that is, as a tool to slow or stop Iran's progress toward nuclear weaponry—the available military options are likely to fail in the long term. A full-scale "regime change" operation has both obvious and hidden risks. The obvious ones are that the United States lacks enough manpower and equipment to take on Iran while still tied down in Iraq, and that domestic and international objections would be enormous. The most important hidden problem, exposed in the war-game discussions, was that a full assault would require such drawn-out preparations that the Iranian government would know months in advance what was coming. Its leaders would have every incentive to strike pre-emptively in their own defense. Unlike Saddam Hussein's Iraq, a threatened Iran would have many ways to harm America and its interests. Apart from cross-border disruptions in Iraq, it might form an outright alliance with al-Qaeda to support major new attacks within the United States. It could work with other oil producers to punish America economically. It could, as Hammes warned, apply the logic of "asymmetric," or "fourth-generation," warfare, in which a superficially weak adversary avoids a direct challenge to U.S. military power and instead strikes the most vulnerable points in American civilian society, as al-Qaeda did on 9/11. If it thought that the U.S. goal was to install a wholly new regime rather than to change the current regime's behavior, it would have no incentive for restraint.

,, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

'threads' is out on dvd in the uk

oh great. thanx for the link ! i'm gonna order it right now... (should be good to watch it with some junk food !).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

is there anyplace in the US that I can rent "Threads" from (an online service, obv.) I really don't feel the need to buy a Region 2 video that I have to watch on my computer.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

I've thought of something that is kind of obvious but had not occured to me - basically, if Israel were to attack Iran, they would almost certainly have to fly through Iraq to do it, which means that the USA would either have to allow their planes through or shoot them down. Basically, the USA cannot subcontract this to Israel without taking the jip for doing it.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

depends on the range of the planes/whether israel has mid-air refuelling capabilities.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

well... what other routes could they take? Through Turkey or through Saudi Arabia, I reckon. Again, depends on range. I've lost track, do either of these American allies have US fighter planes based in them? Would either of their own air forces have the capability of taking down any Israeli bomber planes en route to Iran?

Turkey is kind of an Israeli ally, so they might turn a blind eye to Israeli overflights, though that would mean their reaping the hurricane of Iranian vengeance.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

they could fly over water the whole route.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

bit of a detour.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

over the red sea.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

The Iranians would never expect that. I suppose if they could fly commandos to Uganda they could fly bomber planes all the way around Saudi Arabia, but it does sound like the whole thing would be so complicated you are asking for an Iran-hostage-rescue-mission style fuckup.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

i can't imagine our government, no matter how insane, letting israel drop nukes while our planes are within intercept distance.

and anyway, is israel that apocalyptic? i would think not.
m.

msp (mspa), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i can't imagine our government, no matter how insane, letting israel drop nukes while our planes are within intercept distance.

israel wouldn't have to use nukes.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

ahh... that would change things.
m.

msp (mspa), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

A lot would depend on Israel's intelligence... assuming Iran is developing a nuclear bomb, do they know where all the Iranian bomb development centres are? It would be a bit embarrassing if i) the Iranians were further along than everyone thought ii) the Israelis missed one development centre iii) the Iranians retaliated by dropping a nuclear warhead on somewhere likely to cause consternation.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Vahid - They have it and tested it twice! Read the link or do a search for "Shehab" and find the numerous other news sources and NGOs that report the same thing.

Iran can't build the engines themselves, but North Korea is perfectly willing to sell them.

Clearly Iran is at least a few years away from being able to nuke Israel , and it's hard to imagine why they would. But everything I've read indicates that a nuclear Iran with advanced missile technology is just a matter of time, Iran's desire, and continued help from China, Russia, and North Korea.

They've certainly tested it, but the success of those tests is an entirely different story. There's been six tests, with only half of them attaining any degree of success. Still, I think it gives enough reason for Israel to bomb all the bomb plants and probably a few missle facilities too. I've said many times that I don't see the US doing it (and we certainly won't invade anytime in the next 10-20 years, if ever), but Israel is different.

well... what other routes could they take? Through Turkey or through Saudi Arabia, I reckon. Again, depends on range. I've lost track, do either of these American allies have US fighter planes based in them? Would either of their own air forces have the capability of taking down any Israeli bomber planes en route to Iran?

I wouldn't be surprised to see them fly over Saudi Arabia. They're not going to fly in a straight line anyhow.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

A lot would depend on Israel's intelligence... assuming Iran is developing a nuclear bomb, do they know where all the Iranian bomb development centres are? It would be a bit embarrassing if i) the Iranians were further along than everyone thought ii) the Israelis missed one development centre iii) the Iranians retaliated by dropping a nuclear warhead on somewhere likely to cause consternation.

They have a pretty good idea where all the facilities are. Even if they miss just one, destroying 4 or 5 others is gonna put a huge dent in the Iranian plan to build nuclear weapons. That alone will probably delay it about 3-4 years. Were Iran to respond with a nuclear weapon (I can't imagine them building a big stockpile in the next 12-18 months), what's left of Israel would flatten Iran within an hour.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Sure, but given how small Israel is, one hit would be an unacceptably devastating attack. Unless you are insane.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Sure, but given how small Israel is, one hit would be an unacceptably devastating attack. Unless you are insane.

Its not like Israel is the size of Rhode Island. Again, it comes down to whether or not Israel would feel comfortable that Iran has no nuclear weapons and lacks the capability to use those weapons against Israel, and right now, I think most folks feel pretty strongly that they do not (unless they've stolen them from Russia).

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Ok. are you coming down on the side of the fence that feels it would be OK for the West (which includes Israel) to bomb the fuck or invade Iran?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Ok. are you coming down on the side of the fence that feels it would be OK for the West (which includes Israel) to bomb the fuck or invade Iran?

Invasion is insane. The gains from doing so just aren't worth it, even if there's some mild (and its just that, mild) justification. Bombing nuclear facilities? I'm a little less opposed to that. Basically only if all the diplomatic means have been exhausted. I can certainly understand why people might ask, "how come the Iranians can't have nuclear missles and we can?," but by the same token, I don't think its bright to allow them to develop a nuclear program just to follow a personal philosophy in that way. Its not an easy question to answer, and realistically, no one should try to reduce geopolitics to yes/no or true/false questions.

The article Ned posted up top is pretty damn good, though I'm not sure how we can automatically infer that the Iranians have lost any hope of making Iraq a sister state.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Answer to question in thread title: fuck, no!

Iran's acquiring an atomic weapon is not a threat to the lives or safety of westerners. It is really nothing more than the Iranian's buying some insurance against an invasion of its territory or a direct military threat from the outside.

This fact would change the diplomacy of the middle east, tilting greater power and influence in the direction of the mullahs, but it would be a hell of a long way from decisive. Iran already has a fair amount of power, based on its oil income. A handful of crude nuclear bombs (kiloton, not megaton, range) mostly puts an umbrella over the real source of their power and protects it.

There is no real danger of Iran detonating one of its bombs as a first strike against the west, even if they were to use a proxy group like Hamas to conceal their responsibility. A much bigger fear would be that they leverage their ability to make bombs by signing treaties or secret agreements with other middle east oil powers that tend to weaken USA power and influence in the region.

Again, good people, this all about oil, not bombs. Oil. Oil. Oil. Oil. Oil. Black gold. Texas tea. And ultimately about the power to control the world's resources. The US military and all those grunts in Humvees are just pawns in that game.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Aimless OTM... In March, Iran is going to change it's oil valuation from the dollar to the euro. Kos has the details.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

I read that Kos article. The idea that the Euro went up solely because of that maneuver is really, really tenuous. You'd think someone would have considered it before coming up with the variety of conclusions that have been reached previously.

There's other issues like the article, like its claim that the IAEA has been consistent in finding Iran to be in compliance with their rules. This, of course, is ridiculously false. The IAEA found Iran to be in violation of the Non-Proliferation Treaty, which they happened to sign, several months prior to this article's publishing. In fact, that's why Iran is going through the process of tearing those IAEA seals off and restarting their reactors, which is why this is such a big story right now.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile, if you want to have some real fun, watch Ledeen descend into conniptions. (I kinda predict that by the end of this year he'll want to impeach Bush, which would be entertaining.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

only kind of related, and obviously alarmist/overblown, but ...

http://www.rense.com/general59/theSunburniransawesome.htm

literalisp (literalisp), Saturday, 21 January 2006 02:00 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who was paying attention during the Falkland War knows that anti-ship missiles are extremely effective weapons and one whole hell of a lot cheaper than the targets they destroy. That war was an unbeatable advertisement for Exocet missiles and I have no doubt France has sold a shitload of them around the world.

That Russia has even better ship-killers is not a surprise, either. Nor that they would sell them to generate cash. Our current navy is an expensive bauble that would die quickly against any especially well-equipped foe. But, just how many of these Russian missiles the Iranians own is a secret the author of that article didn't know and couldn't say. So he guesses they own gobs and gobs of them. Right.

His imaginative scenario for a decisive American military defeat by Iran in the Persian Gulf seemed like a lot of hand waving to me. If we lost that many lives and that much treasure in that short a time, the pressure to obliterate Iran would be overwhelming. Only the assurance that the USA would suffer equally in the exchange would deter a massive, explosive response.

The idea that Putin would underwrite the mullahs' adventure and put Russia's nuclear umbrella over Iran makes no sense at all. None. Zero. The scenario's picture of Putin sipping cocktails and deciding to teach the USA a lesson is, well, utter silliness from a crappy James Bond script.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

There's a lot of ridiculousness in that article, matter of fact, starting with the very idea that there's widespread opinion that the US' carrier fleet should be "mothballed". I've seriously never heard anyone claim that the US would be better off mothballing their carrier fleets. Its damn near madness.

In fact, come to think of it, its as if nowhere in the article is it mentioned that the US owns submarines. There's also the fact that if the US feels the carriers are so threatened, they don't need to drive them into the Persian Gulf. What, the commanders aren't going to think of that beforehand?

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Saturday, 21 January 2006 09:38 (twenty years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=1525856

Israel Says It Has Proof That Iran Financed Tel Aviv Bombing, and That Syria Carried It Out

,,, Monday, 23 January 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
They should bomb them for things like this:

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/4701/17_Year_Old_Girl_Sentenced_To_Death_By_Hanging

Islamic/Sharia law rules!

petlover, Friday, 10 February 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Horrible food for thought.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Surely US courts kill more people every year?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

um, injustice is injustice.
m.

msp (mspa), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

rape victims tho Tracer? and by hanging? point taken though.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

US courts kill more people for "acts incompatible w/ chastity"?

vahid (vahid), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

when i said they should bomb qom, this is why

vahid (vahid), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

this theoretical bombing sort of takes "kill them to show why killing people is wrong" to a whole new level

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Good thing you're not a woman in Iran, Tracer.

petlover, Friday, 10 February 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Are you?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

According to Amnesty, China, Iran and Vietnam all executed more people than the US did in 2004. (China 3,400 [yes, you read that right], Iran 159, Vietnam 64, USA 59.)

As an American I don't think we should have a death penalty at all, but the fact that we do doesn't mean we can't point out pure injustice when we see it.

phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

No, but I'm not the one trying to make the case that the US justice system is just as bad or even remotely close to it. Or how should I have understood "Surely US courts kill more people every year?"?

petlover, Friday, 10 February 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

One should also consider population in those figures, for instance Iran's population is estimated at around 68,000,000, while the U.S.A. is nearing 300,000,000 - and China of course dwarfs them all at around 1,300,000,000!

Jeff LeVine (Jeff LeVine), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

I mentioned that the US courts kill more people every year simply because they do. We certainly jail a larger percentage of our population. I think our laws are more egalitarian than Iran's, but implicit racism isn't all that much better than explicit sexism, by my lights.

I question this story as a pretext for "bombing" anyone. And I especially question it in light of the US's ramping-up of propaganda intended to soften up public opinion for a possibly imminent invasion. Ask yourself how many women were killed by state or quasi-state machinery LAST WEEK alone. Why is it this one we're hearing about?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry but I was just being sarcastic when I suggested that they should be bombed for things like this. However, I think the West should put a whole lot more pressure on governments who treat their population like Iran does, and I couldn't care less if that comes of as condescending, smug and racist etc to do so. When people are suffering that does not matter to me.

petlover, Friday, 10 February 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

I mentioned that the US courts kill more people every year simply because they do.

Well, clearly not, at least not according to Amnesty, who tends to get this sort of thing right.

phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

um, injustice is injustice.

Yup. And Saddam Hussein was a bloodthirsty tyrant who killed his opponents, his detractors, or just about any old person he happened to find irritating. But look how wonderfully our invasion of Iraq has gone. Up for another experiment in occupation?

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

NB I do not support the bombing of Iran for this or any other reason currently on offer.

phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

me neither but i'm still angry as hell about what petlover linked to. maybe i'll go read up on the deaths caused by US state machinery to increase that anger although i can't think of what situations would be comparable or equivalent to hanging young women for manslaughter in self-defence (not to say they aren't out there in numbers and i'm just being dumb here).

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I mentioned that the US courts kill more people every year simply because they do. We certainly jail a larger percentage of our population.

That has a lot to do with the fact that the drug traffic in the eastern parts of Iran aren't really regulated and because of Iran's rather arcane system of punishment. I'd guess that there's a lot more people in the Iranian system who don't serve time, but happen to be missing substantial portions of their body.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

xpost: on that note, I have a feeling that there aren't really good statistics on the number of people who've died of staph infections following amputation over there.

Lemme also repeat this for the thousanth time: there will not be a invasion of Iran in the forseeable future. Maybe bombing, and if so, probably by Israel, since they have the most to lose to a nuke empowered Iran. But no invasion.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

"Yup. And Saddam Hussein was a bloodthirsty tyrant who killed his opponents, his detractors, or just about any old person he happened to find irritating. But look how wonderfully our invasion of Iraq has gone. Up for another experiment in occupation?"

is our unjust system of law an excuse for theirs? no.

that was my ONLY point above.

iraq is a better example. pointing out our hypocrisy tends to only get your point ignored. as much as we need a nationwide intervention ... for all these people that don't mind being spied on or think torture is okay... or who believe in religious freedom for themselves but not anybody else... or free speech as long as it's what they want to hear... etc etc... DENIAL is too everpresent.

it let's them focus on your negativity, not on OUR problem.
m.

msp (mspa), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

seriously, how long is it going to take until women in that part of the world are treated like human beings and not like second class citizens? has there been any improvements in the last 10 years?
stuff like this makes me so angry and makes me appreciate that I was born into another part of the world.

almaa, Friday, 10 February 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

It is good to notice problems on the other side of the world. It is good to call them by their right names. It is good to want to help solve them. But it is better to wait until we are invited.

It is difficult to solve other people's problems, msp. One can offer aid and assistance, but without a desire in the people you aid and assist to solve their own problems, the assistance is unavailing.

If, however, Iran wishes to cause problems for us, then they become our problems to solve and an invitation is not needed.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 11 February 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

But it is better to wait until we are invited.

How would we know whether or not we're invited? Do remember, the fairly liberal reform parties in Iran were shut out of the election and the country ended up getting run by a guy some think was a terrorist/kidnapper. There were a lot of gains in Iran in the last decade and we may be on the edge of losing all of them.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Saturday, 11 February 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

not too long ago i would have thought it was unlikely to impossible that we'd bomb iran anytime in the near future, but the momentum now really seems to be going that way, doesn't it? you've got people like mccain and lieberman saying "the only thing worse" than military action against iran is them having a nuclear weapon, you've got the referral to the security council. ahmadinejad is sure playing his part. and i understand why he is, too. the standoff has already fueled nationalism in iran even among people who don't support the hardliners, and like that very good article ned pasted above says, a bombing or two would just heighten that and give him more support for whatever agendas he has in mind. and of course with the midterm elections coming up in the u.s. and everything else totally going to hell for the bushies, it would be a nice political boost. so if it's in the interests of the leaderships of both countries for it to happen, that sure makes it a lot more likely.

but hopefully they'll just all rattle a lot of sabers, iran will keep slowly trying to get a bomb, the u.s. and europe will keep squeezing it to try to stop it, russia and china will keep playing both sides...i mean, the current situation, as unsatisfactory as it is all the way around, might be the best option for the near future.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 12 February 2006 08:28 (twenty years ago)

but hopefully they'll just all rattle a lot of sabers, iran will keep slowly trying to get a bomb, the u.s. and europe will keep squeezing it to try to stop it, russia and china will keep playing both sides...i mean, the current situation, as unsatisfactory as it is all the way around, might be the best option for the near future.

I think the biggest difference between this and, say, Iraq (with which this episode is inexorably linked) is that Iran really does have a nuclear program that no one doubts (and that they admit) and really does have very close ties to terrorism. A stall tactic probably would work, given that most observers think that their production capability is currently near zero with no likelihood it'll progress much in the immediate future.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 12 February 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/03/31/iran.missile.ap/index.html

please to place bets as to when the airstrikes will start.

i would say ... june at the latest.

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 1 April 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Not gonna happen.

There's no proof that this is true -- the only source of info seems to be the Iranian govt and it wouldn't shock me if they're greatly exaggerating the capabilities of their weaponry.

This is nothing but a power play by Iran to get the UN off its back. You think it's a coincidence that Iran released this information the day after the UNSC passed a resolution giving them 30 days to suspend uranium enrichment and cooperate with the IAEA? Screw the earthquake, this took precedence.

The biggest potential losers here are the UN. They gave a similarly meaningless ultimatum to Sudan and choked that time too but a lot more people are paying attention this time. Be prepared to say goodbye to whatever little credibility the Security Council has left.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Count their bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 05:04 (twenty years ago)

They also, apparently have flying boats and the world's fastest torpedo.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
Ok, so we're being primed for war, right? I mean that's the feeling I get everytime I'm somewhere that has CNN playing, which is why I can't even fucking stand to watch five minutes of it, even to forget about WABC which plays in one of the offices I go to for work.

We're just being primed and primed, and then there's going to be some trigger event, perhaps staged, perhaps provoked, and then boom, draft. My brother had better stay in college if he knows what's good for him.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

I heard a guest on a radio show today say the most likely strategy Bush will take IF he foregoes UN involvement and proceeds unilaterally would be to erect a naval blockade(an act of war as described by the UN) and then wait for an attack from Iran which would then be characterized as 'unprovoked' to a credulous US populace if no one else. She seemed to have her shit together.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

i can't even begin to fathom the possibility of this happening. if it does it will be the last nail in the coffin of american democracy--checks and balances my ***

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

i mean if a sitting president w/a 35-40% approval rating and with members of his own party in congress defecting from his agenda can start a SECOND unpopular, unwinnable, war with a major power well...

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

no way this would happen. neither he nor congress have enough capital.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

your what?

xpost

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

this 'expert' didn't think this was especially probable either fwiw, in fact her main evidence(i think) for this was that Bush administration had not been sabre-rattling which would make this gambit even more effective when the time comes. Yep. Shit. Together.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

all bush needs is a catalyst and he'll get his war. worked before, and america's practice of never admitting mistakes means america never learns from mistakes.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if it's going to happen or not, but it sure feels like they're trying.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

If they're serious about ensuring that Iran doesn't obtain nukes, invading would do the trick, and bombing wouldn't do jack. too bad the latter is more politically feasible than the former.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Right, cause if it was politcally feasible, it'd be really awesome to invade Iran! Right?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

We're just being primed and primed, and then there's going to be some trigger event, perhaps staged, perhaps provoked, and then boom, draft.

a draft is not that likely, I do not think the USA will ever fight another meatgrinder war again. Or at least, not one where it's meat is being ground.

as to war with Iran... I don't really see it. Iraq is such a fuck up, and the Iran dress rehearsal in Lebanon did not go that well, so it is hard to see bombing Iran accomplishing anything and hard to see the USA invading.

I wonder will the world just have to learn to live with Iranian nuclear weapons, like it has had to live with those of the USA, Russia, Britain, France, China, India, Pakistan, and Israel?

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

In defense of not caring about Iran's offensive intentions
> I mean, if random country A invaded or bombed the fuck out of >random country B, they would be looking at at Security Council >resolutions, sanctions, possible international coalition to stop >their invasion

Ha ha ha! Don't worry about anything, leave it all to the security council. THAT'S a proven strategy, alright.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

politically feasible

Political feasibility is not the issue. Military feasibility is the issue. America doesn't have the resources to invade Iran. Bomb Iran, maybe. Invade, no way.

This is a non-starter. America is not going to invade Iran.

Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

the political, financial, and military capital for the US to invade Iran do not exist. we don't have the money, we don't have the troops, the public isn't exactly gung-ho about it - there's just no way to do it. altho yes watching CNN or whatever def. gives the impression that the "ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!?!" invasion-priming bullshit is being ladled out with furious abandon.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

The last invasion of Iran.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

A-ron, where did you get the idea that I support foreign adventurism? I'm an isolationist. I'm just saying, invasions are generally more militarily effective AND more humane than massive bombing campaigns. But for some reason, dipshit america will sign on for bombing at the drop of a hat.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

America can't invade Iran, so the threat of force is diminished. The threat of force is essential in America's "negotiations" with Iran. Thus, the need for warlike bluster.

Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Obv. the answer is to spark a second Iran/Iraq conflict and use the Iraqis as cannon fodder!

rock u like a � (ex machina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if you believe that bushco engjineered 9/11 (who knows who did it, I suspect riyadh but the official version could be OTM for all I know), all they have to do is fire off 9/11 mark two, preferably just before the 2008 election. And since most americans are ideologically SUPPORTIVE of using the draft in times of emergency...voila! no more troop shortages!

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

When did we all sign on to the idea that Iran is just using their nuclear program as a negotiating ploy? What if they simply want a pocketful of nukes, and we can't buy/threaten them off? If Iran calls our bluff and manufactures/acquires a few nukes, what then?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

I like that the wikipedia entry immediately refers back to the 17th century for background.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

>I wonder will the world just have to learn to live with
>Iranian nuclear weapons

The problem being, the Iranian leadership's worldview is even MORE apocalyptic then Bush's. They're like, the Pat Robertsons of Islam.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

It's like, everyone thinks "don't worry, the neocons do crazy things, but they can't get TOO crazy, the american people won't allow it" well, maybe in YOUR state...try living in Idaho...

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry, but I think a draft is possible. Maybe not immediately likely, but there is some x event that would be enough to galvanize people in support of a draft. As for money, we can just go into more debt, right? Not to mention all the oil profit that will be reaped! (sure, didn't work last time, but THIS time it's for sure!)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

pentagon not so interested in a draft.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Gareth and I were discussing Iran earlier. Iran probably has the best model there is for a middle eastern islamic democracy. I don't think it has to be our friend, not everyone wants or needs to be a friend of the US or the western world for there to be peace. Iran has got to be better for the world and its people than saudi arabia, ba'athist iraq or syria, taliban afghanistan or even post-ba'athist iraq.

Iran and the Us are much alike. big democracies, both with faults in their democratic process. Both with a history of state sponsorship of terror (Iran with hezbollah and in Iraq now, the US all over south america in the past, in afghanistan in the 80s the hot wars could be called terror as well). Both have a strong religious leaning, both are naturally conservative with a very dynamic youth culture.

Think about it. No matter how you can point to how the Iranians gerrymandered their last election, a hell of a lot of people voted for Amedinhejad. They made a choice.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

been reading the lastest atlantic monthly which has a very great, detailed article about what shit will hit the fan when north korea inevitably collapses, that'd be fun if it happens right after we invade iran.*

*tho i don't think the latter is likely to happen.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno if Iran really qualifies as a democracy with unelected theocrats holding the ultimate authority...? altho the parallels Ed draws are certainly interesting.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Imperfect democracy. the people of Iran certainly have more say in what goes on that the people of Kuwait, Syria or Saudi Arabia, maybe even more so that Egypt.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

The appointed supreme court in the US wields a lot o power as well, (yes I realise that supreme court appointments are scrutinised and that in Iran the theocrats appoint each other)

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

True dat. Egypt's "democracy" is kind of a joke. Saudi Arabia's "system" of gov't is inexcusable.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Huge amounts of interest here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/iran/

Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

The appointed supreme court in the US wields a lot o power as well, (yes I realise that supreme court appointments are scrutinised and that in Iran the theocrats appoint each other)

-- Ed (dal...), September 21st, 2006.

Sure, and I guess the Constitution isn't that different from the Koran either.

We're stretching things a little though, aren't we?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

>Iran probably has the best model there is for a middle
>eastern islamic democracy.

If a certain elite holds the ultimate veto power on anything and everything, how could their system be described as democracy? it would be oligrachy.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

and i suspect that the oligarchs aren't just using religion as a tool to control the populace...i think they really ARE wacky.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oligarchy or no, its the most democratic middle eastern country.

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

israel?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

i know, i know.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

The Nation says this is almost a done deal. I'm getting very afraid.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20061009/lindorff

schwantz (schwantz), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but given that his popularity is most directly correlated to the cost of oil, why would Bush mess up the midterms with this just right now?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Christ, we're fucked. Don't have kids.

Venga (Venga), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Let's see. The Nation's article consists of two elements:

1. America sending warships to the Middle East (shocking)
2. Partisan hacks denouncing Bush

I'm not convinced.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe "hack" is too strong. How about just "partisans"

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dickdestiny.com/bighello.JPG

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

From today's NYT:

Strained, Army Looks to Guard for More Relief

By THOM SHANKER and MICHAEL R. GORDON
WASHINGTON, Sept. 21 — Strains on the Army from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have become so severe that Army officials say they may be forced to make greater use of the National Guard to provide enough troops for overseas deployments.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i actually completely fail to understand why the bush administration would even contemplate doing this or what they actually think is the immediate threat from iran. they're well aware of the unstoppable carnage such an action would cause, right?

is it too much to ask generals not to obey their orders? is that a remote possibility?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

i actually completely fail to understand why the bush administration would even contemplate doing this or what they actually think is the immediate threat from iran. they're well aware of the unstoppable carnage such an action would cause, right?

is it too much to ask generals not to obey their orders? is that a remote possibility?

i have long felt as though, through its actions, the bush administration have effectively been waging a kind of proxy war against americans, because they've made us all considerably *less* safe for generations. if they do anything to iran you can be sure this will get much worse.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha - an American military coup would be... interesting.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see where the troops to invade iran would come from right now. The US is stretched, the UK is over-stretched. Amedinhejad can just get on and do whatever he likes right now. All a bombing campaign will do is piss off ordinary iranians and convince a fair few of them to go and be reinforcements in Iraq.

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Send in the Swiss.

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

we've had this thread like 5 times now, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Every time it comes round, invading iran looks less and less likely

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

We may not have enough troops to occupy Iran indefinitely, but how about a raid? More than enough for that.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

you are out of your fucking gourd

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ah yes, Iranian raids. Smash successes, those.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

It would be counter-productive, SP. Considering how lousy our intel was in Iraq, imagine how lousy it's likely to be in larger and topographically more complicated Iran. We'd need enough troops and time to scour the place for any hidden sites. A raid would earn us more ill-will and casualties and would be very, very far from predictably ridding Iran of the capacity to build nukes.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

enough troops for a panty raid maybe.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

sqrl plse = dnld rmsfld

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

the "hey fellas why not" school of military engagement

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

M. White, I was not advocating an invasion, never have, I was just saying that the "just not enough troops" meme is total BS. Absolutely ridiculous to think that our military couldn't carve through the Iranians like a hot knife through butter.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

ROFLZx10000

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

I mean Iran hasn't been successfully invaded since, what, the 13th century(?) for a reason. well, many reasons actually. It was never colonized, you know.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

But wait, if we invaded, the Iranian people would greet us as liberators, right? So we really don't need that many troops.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

No more than 12.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

carve through the Iranians like a hot knife through butter.

wow.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 23 September 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

judging from how much dude posts lately id bet if theres one thing squirrel police knows its butter

and what (ooo), Saturday, 23 September 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

Large mountainous country with a well disciplined and not badly equipped army vs a smaller better equipped and battle hardened, but also battle weary, army. Sounds like a hot knife through butter to me.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

Is the Iranian army that well disciplined? I bet the Revolutionary Guards are like the death commandos in Dune - great for sending to run across minefields, maybe not so good against an army that could invade Iraq and topple its regime taking, what, a hundred dead guys? I know the terrain is substantially less favourable in Iran, but I reckon Squirrel Police might be right in thinking that the invasion phase of a war against Iran could go reasonably well.

SP is maybe learning a lesson from the Iraq was that is not fully transferrable. In Iraq, the invasion went well, but attempts to build a new friendly Iraq have been a disaster, but the Iraqi state was undoubtedly destroyed by the invasion. So, maybe when he talks of a "raid", SP means a big invasion, aimed at sending a panzer legion to Teheran, to decapitate the Iranian regime, and then to pull the fuck out, leaving the country to collapse into chaos.

I don't think the Iranian regime would be as easy to decapitate as that of Iran - it is more broadly based, the ideological underpinnings behind it touch more nerves, and by virtue of its being more politically open it is less likely to be the case that exterminating Khamenei and Ahmadinejad would see Iran tip into chaos. So I reckon that the kind of smash and grab raid that I suggest SP is advocating would just make the Iranians very pissed off and make them more inclined to develop nuclear weapons as a way of deterring any future US adventurism.

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, I know the BBC radio stuff has already been linked to, but the BBC news site is also running some interesting text articles on Iran right now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/middle_east/2006/inside_iran/default.stm

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

wonkette:
Here’s a tale that makes Mark Foley seem absolutely harmless in comparison: U.S. warships are headed for the coast of Iran, just in time for a late-October war. Maybe even a nuclear war. A nuclear war started by the White House. You know, to make sure Iran doesn’t develop dangerous nuclear weapons that could be brazenly used against some country or another.

Today, the USS Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group leaves port in Norfolk for the Persian Gulf. The group includes the USS Anzio, the guided-missile destroyers USS Ramage and USS Mason and the attack sub USS Newport News. Time and The Nation are among the mainstream mags saying this is the beginning of the war.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

that's not enough ships for a blockade. On the one hand I can't imagine a nuke strike against Iran happening, the mind boggles at the stupidity and lack of resources necessary to even attempt it. On the other hand if it is actually in the cards, really there's nothing I can do about it except shake my head in abject horror (ie, the same thing I've done for the last 6 years)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

10/1/2006

Put Options Accumulating for October (Surprise)? :.

WARNING: The following is not a recommendation to buy, sell or hold any financial instrument.

With my recent commentary on oil in mind, add this to the mix:

"Do you like October suprises? Is there a big bang coming to hit the markets? If you believe that those in the know use insider information before major events then you might be interested on the HUGE number of October 6th put options for the big indexes.

Dow near record highs. The consumer going broke on stupid real estate deals. If I was a gambling man, which I'm not, I'd be taking puts on the major indexes too.

But is there more to it? We'll find out in a few days.

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think this a great way to heal the festering Sunni/Shia rift.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

uh don't american ships deploy to the persian gulf all the damn time? big deal.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

otm -- wonkette ain't going to break anything this big anyway.

the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (Enrique), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

It points out that not only has an additional US Carrier Task Force (the USS Eisenhower, et al.) been ordered to the Persian Gulf, but also another group of US warships, US Expeditionary Strike Group 5, bearing 6500 Marines also have been dispatched from their home port in San Diego to the Middle East:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=NAZ20061001&articleId=3361

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that too, particularly when there's like a war on in the region and stuff

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Michael Rubin from the American Enterprise Network has a novel idea:

If a peaceful solution to the Iranian nuclear problem is to be found, it is time for Washington to plan for war. Diplomats cannot break the current impasse simply by trying more aggressive diplomacy. Tehran will only change course if it believes it faces a credible threat for defying the will of the world.

...

Indeed, the greatest threat to peace in the Middle East may be underestimation of Western resolve. On Aug. 27, Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah said of kidnapping Israeli soldiers that, had his militia known how fierce Israel's retaliation would be, "we would definitely not have done it."

You see, the main problem with diplomatic efforts these days is that America and Israel are not militaristic enough.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Wonkette, citing TIME isn't much of a source. Anyone sitting around the kitchen table and thinking about it for awhile could have come up with the TIME article on war with Iran.

This, however, is not quite the picture of a profoundly capable Iranian military:

Video of Iran's test missile called fake
Julian E. Barnes, Los Angeles Times

Sunday, September 10, 2006


(09-10) 04:00 PDT Washington -- U.S. military intelligence has determined that a video released by the Iranian government purporting to show a test of a new submarine missile is bogus, three Pentagon officials confirmed.

The Iranians released the video Aug. 27, one of a series of steps the Tehran government has taken in recent months to display its military potency in the midst of a confrontation with the United States and other Western nations over its nuclear ambitions.

The test apparently was designed to intimidate Iran's neighbors in the Persian Gulf, including Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, which are U.S. allies and important oil-producing countries, regional experts said. The video showed what appeared to be a successful test of a submarine-fired missile that flies above the water's surface to attack ships.

But U.S. intelligence officers analyzed the plume of smoke from the missile and determined it matched a video of an earlier Chinese test.

"It's the identical launch," a Pentagon official said. "The plume, everything, is the same."

U.S. officials have been unable to confirm whether any test took place during the Iranian exercise. They say they are certain, however, that the video of the purported test is not of an Iranian sub in the Persian Gulf.

U.S. intelligence agencies have been closely tracking developments in Iran in an attempt to monitor Tehran's efforts to build up its nuclear capabilities as well as its conventional military capacity. The surveillance efforts are part of what experts see as a strategic contest of increasing complexity, with the two nations working to decipher each other's motivations and intentions.

The purported missile test, which was announced by Iran's official news agency a day before the video was released, was made public days before an Aug. 31 deadline set by the United Nations for Iran to halt its uranium enrichment.

The test video was broadcast on Iranian state television and picked up around the world, including by CNN and Fox News.

What has American military officers scratching their heads is why the Iranians would see the need to release a bogus video.

"They have enough things they can do to frighten people, I don't know why they would have to fake something," a senior defense official said. "They are frightening enough as it is without faking things."

Iran said it was conducting the missile test as part of a summer war games exercise in the Persian Gulf that began Aug. 19. U.S. military officials believe such exercises are aimed primarily at intimidating gulf countries.

"It is like when the missiles went through Red Square in front of the Politburo," a military official said. "Their MO is to put on a media blitz."

The officials asked that their names not be used because the Defense Department had decided not to publicize the discovery of the bogus test. Taking on the role of superpower tattletale could exacerbate already tense relations, or potentially provoke more, real tests.

Pentagon officials said Iran possessed several Russian Kilo-class submarines, the kind of sub shown in the Chinese video. Iran's growing naval capability is real, said the senior official, which is what made the use of bogus video seem particularly "clumsy."

"They do have a serious military capability," the official said. "They are a growing military problem
===
Years ago, it was often said you could tell operations were imminent when lots of orders for pizza came out of the Pentagon late at night.

I wouldn't bet the Iranian navy or air force could survive much beyond a few days, if that, against an activated Global Strike plan which, it's my understanding, doesn't particularly require forward deployments. The idea is to be able to hit anyone very hard anywhere on the globe within hours of receiving the order.

However, what comes after that is pretty unknowable.

Reminds me of the parts of Dr Strangelove where George C. Scott as the Pentagon general in the warroom is advising the president to launch a full scale attack. "I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed," he says, or something to that effect.

Then there's dialog later in the movie to the effect that the enemy talks big but doesn't have the know-how of our boys flyin' the B-52's.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

man you gotta love any opening that begins with that old "to prepare for peace we must prepare for war" chestnut

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus, 'Epitoma rei Militaris', c. 390 AD.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

defying the will of the world.

I like this one.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

"I wouldn't bet the Iranian navy or air force could survive much beyond a few days, if that, against an activated Global Strike plan which, it's my understanding, doesn't particularly require forward deployments. The idea is to be able to hit anyone very hard anywhere on the globe within hours of receiving the order.

However, what comes after that is pretty unknowable. "

this strategy sure worked wonders in Iraq didn't it. fucking people.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

TOM, thanks for the link to the globalresearch article.

uh don't american ships deploy to the persian gulf all the damn time? big deal.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM. (hstencil) (link)


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otm -- wonkette ain't going to break anything this big anyway.
-- the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (miltonpinsk...), October 3rd, 2006 2:07 PM. (Enrique) (link)

I think there's more to this than Wonkette ruminating over a deployment to the middle east.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

But if you just want to break something but good . . .

Wasn't it Richard Armitage who told Musharraf we would bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age? Now there was a country that even had atomic bombs. And there's Musharaff on "60 Minutes" -- an entertaining fellow -- saying "one does what one has to do for the nation . . . " Which is smile, make nice, and wait a few years to go back to business as usual.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

TOM, thanks for the link to the globalresearch article.

that was jon. way to beef it on his birthday, dude.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

When I was at home, I caught a few minutes of a History Channel special about Iran - they were talking about war as though it already WERE about to become history. Expert: "We'd use our extremely so-phistimicated bunker busting nano-robots to destroy their entire arsenal in minutres!" (footage of missile explosions) Voice over: "But there are problems. The Iranians are an extremely proud and defiant people (I shit you not this part is a very close paraphrase) and would not respond favorably to war. Iran would activate its Hezbollah cells..." Expert: "You'd probably see them attacking trains, buses, even elementary schools."

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

as I mentioned upthread, Iran hasn't been successfully invaded since the 13th century, all this US military bluster is so much overheated pablum. The American military's proven it's pretty incapable of accomplishing jackshit geopolitically over the last 40 years.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

(apart from arresting former employees and clients)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

The American military's proven it's pretty incapable of accomplishing jackshit geopolitically over the last 40 years.

As much as I'm inclined to agree with you, I don't. What we have not done well for 40 years is use principled geopolitical reasoning in concert with our allies to achieve discreet and reasonable goals with a mixture of military might, moral and economic leverage, and long-term planning. 'We' have also been notoriously bad at selling our foreign policy at home and abroad, so, of course, the executive branch tends to lie about what they're up to a good deal which now has an incontrovertibly proven record.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I saw that too and had the same reaction.

The naval build-up seems like a total strawman. Haven't we had a major naval presence in the Persian Gulf since the '80s?

I would think the build-up (if it is actually a build-up) is a move to put diplomatic pressure on Iran.

xpost

Super Cub (Debito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

right - I'm not saying the US hasn't accomplished things geopolitically (of course we have). Just that the military specifically, the deployment of actual armed forces... well the track record's pretty shitty from the 60s onwards. I don't find that the towering successes of Grenada, Panama, etc. really outweigh the disasters of Vietnam, the Gulf Wars, Afghanistan, etc.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

that was jon. way to beef it on his birthday, dude.

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/serpentegg.jpg

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

The invasion of Iraq was relatively successful, had the goal been merely to topple the Ba'athists, as was the First Gulf War, had anybody thought out the consequences of leaving a bloodied Saddam in power.

If the Republicans want to continue playing the 'party of national defense', they'll do well to re-think their positions on the politicization of the military. It's analagous to their mistake on the separation of church and state. The military need to be accorded the respect and the leeway to explain how military means can be used to achieve foregn policy goals nad when they're coerced into playing too much of a role in the formation of said goals, we end up with disasters.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Discussion: Taking no account of political fallout from presumed military action.

The US military should be viewed as good at destroying things. It's what it's designed for and it can perform the duty mercilessly, as we've all seen. Achieving geopolitical ends, sometimes, yes. The first Iraq war. Serbia.

It can be assumed the Pentagon has a number of flavors of plans to demolish Iran's conventional military, its heavy weapons, its command structure, and its ability to wage war with that instrument.

Then Iran can foster terrorism or engage in asymmetrical efforts, guerilla war. Ship Katyushas here and there. Contribute to the bad publicity and rep we already have. Try to sabotage oil production in regional neighbors.

I'm skeptical that Iran could do much initially against the continental United States. While the US playbook certainly has nothing in it beyond destruction of the enemy's ability to do anything with its conventional military, I would tend to not be as generous as others in describing the options open to Iran after that. They would have a thin set of realistic plans, too.

Nothing fancy in this. Many here could figure out the basics scribbling on the back of envelopes.

No rational leader would look forward to or welcome their country being hit by a US strategic air assault. But stupidity, on both sides, gets its way a lot with regards to history.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

those are pretty huge caveats re: the first and second Gul Wars though - but I agree about the politicization of the military (something a lot of military guys seem to resent themselves and rightly so)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

those are pretty huge caveats re: the first and second Gul(f) Wars though

I agree. The synchronistic and complementary use of hard and soft power for 'diplomacy by other means' is not an exact science. For example, I always felt that the U.S. was justified in going into Afghanistan to extirpate the Taliban government. I also felt that with the approval of the U.S., the involvement of Nato forces and a generous and committed policy of aid and development at a level we have not seen, we could have shown the world and much of the Muslim world that we were not self-centered, ADD-afflicted, 'crusaders'. If we had adequate troop strength to allow major U.S. and foreign aid to rebuild roads, schools, electrical grids, water-treatment plants, etc... and our outreach to the Pashtuns was flavored by more considerable redevelopment efforts, our whole standing in the world might have changed and the salafists might not have the same amount of suasive traction that they have in the Muslim world. I could be wrong about all that and none of that is to say that Hussein's constant disregard for the U.N. and the murderous intent of terrorists wouldn't have been very much on the national agenda but our intent and behavior would have been seen as measured, more ethical, and more of a steady long term one than the thrashing frenzy of a wounded beast.

I've said before that being in Iraq and Afghanistan puts Iran in the position of being squeezed in between two fronts making them less tractable. We need to decide if our opposition to their obtaining nuclear weapons is more because of the erosion of IAEA (in which case our attitude toward India was counter-productive) or because of the nature of their regime (in which case, maybe it wasn't). All I can say, is that if we play this like we played it against Iraq, we're admitting to an immense impotence and lack of finesse.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

approval of the U.SN.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://telstarlogistics.typepad.com/telstarlogistics/2008/07/irans-fake-miss.html

LOOOL SONNED

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

and if you don't click the link it is about more than their shitty photoshop. Also has funny photo.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

Is there anything that can't be improved by photoshopping in a humorous picture of a cat? I think not.

Ed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

Pizza Hut is like that ultra-hardcore gagging porn -- once in a long while you think you want it but then you remember again how repulsive it is

-- Hurting 2, Monday, July 14, 2008 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/missiletest.jpg

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

lol i heard ppl were doing their own

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

UK military steps up plans for Iran attack amid fresh nuclear fears

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Iran is crazy right now because of the power struggle between Khamenei and Ahmedinejad

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/137038/jamie-m-fly-and-gary-schmitt/the-case-for-regime-change-in-iran

The Case For Regime Change in Iran
Go Big -- Then Go Home
By Jamie M. Fly and Gary Schmitt
January 17, 2012

smh

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

can't even bear to read that, or really even talk to anyone who would think that invading iran is a good idea

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

Schmitt's bio says he works at that right-wing thinktank, the American Enterprise Institute.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 19 January 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ayatollah Khamenei said that Iran “had its own tools” to respond to such threats and that it would use them “if necessary,” the semiofficial Mehr news agency reported.

“The threat of war would disfavor the United States itself,” he said, adding that war with Iran “would be 10 times worse for the interests of the United States” than it would be for Iran, he said.

“Americans say all options are on the table, even the option of military strike,” he said, according to a Reuters translation of his televised remarks. “Such threats show that they have no sufficient discourse against Iran’s logic and discourse.”

No sufficient discourse against Iran's logic and discourse.

Mordy, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

in slavish imitation:

http://www.salon.com/2012/02/03/iran_is_the_root_of_all_evil/singleton/

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

is this a good time for a patriotic, non-islamic iranian-american to apply for a job with the us intelligence community? would that be a power move?

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

Zoroastrian?

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the "Iran Al-Qaeda Terror Plot" headlines of late have been giving me the queasy feeling of becoming aware that I'm old enough to have heard this one before and yet it will probably work again.

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

baha'i

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

i'm going to answer my own q by saying i'm pretty sure getting a job w/ in the intelligence community would require moving to some godawful place (ie outside california) but maybe somebody (tombot?) knows more about this than i do?

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

How's your Farsi?

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

getting a job w/ in the intelligence community would require moving to some godawful place

Virginia?

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

farsi is fluent but i am illiterate

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

I'd rather see better translations in the news media. In the intelligence community your work will likely be ignored if you don't provide the politically approved translation.

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

is this a good time for a patriotic, non-islamic iranian-american to apply for a job with the us intelligence community? would that be a power move?

oh hell yeah. how are you with battery cables?

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

battery cables??

the late great, Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

ABC News was particularly disgusting yesterday: Martha Raddatz on a warship in the Strait of Hormuz aiming for that warmonger verite.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

CNN drumbeat by Pentagon 'reporter' Chris Lawrence:

"Iran already has a missile that could reach the U.S. if it could put it on a ship and move it to within 600 miles of the American coastline."

http://www.salon.com/2012/07/16/cnn_on_the_iran_threat/

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

and move it to within 600 miles of the American coastline.

Still more afraid of a suitcase bomb than this scenario.

Et tant pis pour Byzance puisque que j´ai vu Pigalle (Michael White), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

It's amazing how the range of Iran's missiles adjusts according to how badly we want to attack them.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

THE MISSILES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

Oh wait I didn't even read that link, shit is pretty lol

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

i'm in the UK & i have a rock that could burrow a metre deep down into antarctic snow so long as someone rows me to the edge of antarctic water so i can throw it

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

Anyone know what Bulgaria is? A friend of mine is there and was close to being blown to shreds in a tour bus. Netanyahu blames Iran. Is this serious or just SOP for the area?

how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

Bulgaria is a country in central europe iirc

the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, yes. It appears to be near Albania, ffs. It sounds so old-timey.

how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

it seems like a pretty random place to stage a terrorist attack, I'm not sure what to make of it. Netty blames Iran for everything fwiw.

the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

This kind of thing is completely unheard of in Bulgaria, as far as i know. The Black Sea resorts are super-popular with Israeli tourists.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

suspect sure doesn't look Iranian to me but what do I know

the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://img2.wpdigital.net/rf/image_358w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/07/19/Foreign/Images/APTOPIX_Bulgaria_Israelis_Attacked-04fad.jpg

the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Monday he was ready to be the first human sent into orbit by Iran's fledgling space program, Iranian media reported.

The launch added to Western concerns about Iran's space program because the same rocket technology could potentially be used to deliver a nuclear warhead on a ballistic missile. "I am ready to be the first human to be sent to space by Iranian scientists," Ahmadinejad said on Monday, on the sidelines of an exhibition of space achievements in Tehran, according to the Mehr news agency. "Sending living things into space is the result of Iranian efforts and the dedication of thousands of Iranian scientists."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

I think we should encourage this.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

rocket manejad

Spectrum, Monday, 4 February 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

Statement from Iranian commies on the current situation:

http://www.solidnet.org/iran-tudeh-party-of-iran/tudeh-party-of-iran-statement-of-the-tudeh-party-of-iran-on-the-popular-protest-movement-in-the-country-29-december-2017-en

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:03 (eight years ago)

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/01/02/women-are-leading-in-iran-where-is-their-voice-support-from-left.html

^^ lol

the late great, Thursday, 4 January 2018 03:18 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

israel to iran, today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz3Vfme-2qg

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:52 (eight years ago)

look at all that secret shit

https://i.imgur.com/nP4j1m8.jpg

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:00 (eight years ago)

bibi's presentation style is ... interesting

Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 19:27 (eight years ago)

red black and green binders a nice touch

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:35 (eight years ago)

actually should have been red white and green now that i think about it

my brain is off today

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:36 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/XkEeFfV.png

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 January 2020 11:50 (six years ago)

thought this thread might be useful for non-UK politics takes on this, apologies if i've missed another revive

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 January 2020 11:54 (six years ago)

Most talk has been over here.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 3 January 2020 12:04 (six years ago)

ah thank you

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 January 2020 12:05 (six years ago)


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