A Thread for Posting Brutally Pessimistic Quotes by Anguished Philosophers

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“The mind is the result of the torments the flesh undergoes or inflicts upon itself.” -- Emile Cioran

Freud Junior, Born of Sadness (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:31 (twenty years ago)

“The limit of every pain is an even greater pain.” -- Emile Cioran

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)

Haha, the first thing I thought after seeing the thread title was "E.M. Cioran."

xero (xero), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

yeah he's great! just discovered him

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:48 (twenty years ago)

Kwirkigard to thread!!!!!!!!

Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:01 (twenty years ago)

"There is nothing so irritating as a piece of corn stuck in one's nose." Ben Franklin

Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Yay finally a Cioran thread!

Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Yes, as I said, Cioran rules

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:07 (twenty years ago)

Is death shameful?

-- Latham Green (pennyson...), January 12th, 2006.

trappist monkey, Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Feyerabend is brutal at least...

"Kuhns ideas are interesting but, alas, they are much too vauge to give rise to anything but lots of hot air. If you don't believe me, look at the literature. Never before has the literature on the philosophy of science been invaded by so many creeps and incompetents.

Kuhn encourages people who have no idea why a stone falls to the ground to talk with assurance about scientific method. Now I have no objection to incompetence but I do object when incompetence is accompanied by boredom and self-righteousness. And this is exactly what happens."

Kiwi, Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:13 (twenty years ago)

"The only rational attitude is one of unyielding despair." -- Bertrand Russel

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Hooray for despair!

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

More Cioran: "You are done for--a living dead man--not when you stop loving but stop hating. Hatred preserves: in it, in its chemistry, resides the "mystery" of life."

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

holy shit.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

cioran is awesome, a true poet. but schopenhauer is his forefather and probably the most hilarious pessimist of them all.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:27 (twenty years ago)

my fav by schop isn't THAT pessimistic but it is despairing and weirdly beautiful: "That I could clamber to the frozen moon and draw the ladder after me."

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:32 (twenty years ago)

"Imaginary pains are by far the most real we suffer, since we feel a constant need for them and invent them because there is no way of doing without them." -- EMC

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:34 (twenty years ago)

"Better to be an animal than a man, an insect than an animal, a plant than an insect, and so on. Salvation? Whatever diminishes the kingdom of consciousness and compromises its supremacy."

EMC is my new hero.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:36 (twenty years ago)

He really seems like a frustrated Buddhist with a bad hangover:

"Once we begin to want, we fall under the jurisdiction of the Devil. It is a great force, and a great fortune, to be able to live without any ambition whatever. I aspire to it, but the very fact of so aspiring still participates in ambition."

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)

It would be too sad for this thread to die.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Cioran would probably argue otherwise.

Jena (JenaP), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Tolstoy: "The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless."

jed_ (jed), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

Jena: that was good, very good.

I like how Cioran chose not to write, becaue it was, well, correct me if i am wrong, a violation to his desire for nothingness.

But mayve Cioran was just sad and lazy.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

My favorite Cioran goes something like "The problem with killing yourself is that one is always too late."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

"Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made"
—Kant

Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Finally some Kierkegaard:

"When two people fall in love and suspect they are made for each other, the thing is to have the courage to break it off, for by continuing they have everything to lose and nothing to gain."

That I Could Clamber to the Frozen Moon and Draw the Ladder (Freud Junior), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Haha, the first thing I thought after seeing the thread title was "E.M. Cioran."
-- xero (continuum0...),

Same!

ratty, Friday, 13 January 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Freud Junior, relax man! I was just trying to help you keep the thread alive, alright?

Jena (JenaP), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

"Every decision you make is a mistake."
Edward Dahlberg

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

okay maybe he wasn't a "philosopher", but i love those little nuggets from edward dahlberg. like this one:

"One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy."
Edward Dahlberg


(hee hee wtf?)

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

"We are always talking about being together, and yet whatever we invent destroys the family, and makes us wild, touchless beasts feeding on technicolor prairies and rivers."
Edward Dahlberg


(not a movie fan, i guess.)

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:04 (twenty years ago)

two more, then i'll go:


"So much of our lives is given over to the consideration of our imperfections that there is no time to improve our imaginary virtues. The truth is we only perfect our vices, and man is a worse creature when he dies than he was when he was born."
Edward Dahlberg


"Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy."
Edward Dahlberg

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

"L'Enfer, C'est les autres."

jpsartre, Friday, 13 January 2006 04:15 (twenty years ago)

These Cioran quotes are great. So, which Cioran book do I need to read? Er, Cioran - OPO. Or something.

Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:41 (twenty years ago)

They're all good. The Trouble With Being Born is my personal fave (so far - they've not all been translated). Link:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1559704624/103-4204161-6047800?v=glance&n=283155

ratty, Friday, 13 January 2006 05:51 (twenty years ago)

History and Utopia, it's a collection of essays, if you're looking for a little more than aphorisms.

Jena (JenaP), Friday, 13 January 2006 06:00 (twenty years ago)

"on the heights of despair" is a nice, aphoristic collection, written when he was quite young and is thus that much more entertainingly melodramatic in its despair. apparently 'on the heights of despair' was the standard formula for opening suicide obituaries in romanian newspapers.

cb, Friday, 13 January 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Haha, the first thing I thought after seeing the thread title was "E.M. Cioran."

Ha ha! Me too.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Somehow my adolescent gambit of trying to attract girls by acting disconsolate and carrying around books by Cioran in French never really worked that well, and when it worked at all, they were gloomy little things.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

The Cioran love is deeply gratifying. I had no idea he was such a hit on ILX.

ratty, Saturday, 14 January 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

i have never heard of this man.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

"Forfeit the game
Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame
Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast
You just can't last"
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

LoneNut, Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:18 (twenty years ago)

Here are some of the darker entries from Apollinaire's Bestiary:

The Mouse

Beautiful days, mice of time,
Bit by bit you gnaw my life away.
God! Soon I will have lived
Twenty-eight years, and badly.


The Carp

Carp, how long you live
In your crowded pools!
Fish of melancholy,
Does death forget you?


The Octopus

Spraying his ink toward heaven,
Sucking the blood from those he loves,
And finding it delicious:
This inhuman monster is myself.


The Dolphin

Dolphins, you play in the sea,
But the waves are always bitter.
Do I sometimes laugh with joy?
Life is still cruel.


The Lion

O lion, unhappy image
Of sadly fallen kings,
You are born now in a cage,
In Hamburg, among the Germans.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.
-- Camus

What makes this band different from The Magnetic Fields is that any glimmer of hope is absolutely extinguished.
-- The Gothic Archies

Mike W (caek), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

"When I was seven, I wanted to live in a bathysphere."

dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 14 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

More Kierkegaard

Alas, the door of fortune does not open inwards so that one can force it by charging at it; it opens outwards and so there is nothing one can do.


The best proof adduced of the wretchedness of life is that derived from contemplating its glory.


How empty life is and without meaning. We bury a man, we follow him to the grave, we throw three spades of earth on him, we ride out in a coach, we ride home in a coach, we take comfort in the thought that a long life awaits us. But how long is threescore years and ten? Why not finish it at once? Why not stay out there and step down into the grave with him, and draw lots for who should have the misfortune to be the last alive to throw the last three spades of earth on the last of the dead?

D.J. Anderson, Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

This is possibly my favorite thread ever.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Damn. I wish I had a copy of Journey to the End of the Night with me. There's at least one on every page.

poortheatre (poortheatre), Sunday, 15 January 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

This Cioran dude sounds awful. I've never understood philosophies (like Buddhism) that basically say life ain't worth living. Stop breathing then! Me, I'd rather eat and fuck and dream and love as long as I have the chance.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 15 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm with you Tuomas. A remedy to those morbid lamentations is hedonism, the art of despising death.

S. (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 15 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Hedonism is a morbid lamentation.

That I Could Clamber to the Frozen Moon and Draw the Ladder (Freud Junior), Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

We derive our vitality from our store of madness.
Emile M. Cioran

ratty, Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Hedonism is a morbid lamentation.

Ha! worthy of the man himself.

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

No man is worthy of anything.

That I Could Clamber to the Frozen Moon and Draw the Ladder (Freud Junior), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

"I can't go on, you must go on, I'll go on" Samuel Beckett in 'The Unnameable"

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

There's a published collection of R. Crumb's letters entitled "Your Vigor For Life Appalls Me."

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:50 (twenty years ago)

And a poem by Leonard Cohen called 'I'm fucking the dead ones now'.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
In November 1933, Cioran won a Humboldt doctoral grant to Berlin, where he quickly became a fan of Hitler. "I am absolutely enthralled by the political order they've set up here," he wrote to his friend Mircea Eliade, the future historian of religion, whose 1930s fascism and anti-Semitism also emerged most prominently after his death. "Some of our friends," Cioran advised pal Petru Comarnescu, "will believe that I've turned Hitlerist out of sheer opportunism. The truth is that I agree with many of the things I've seen here."

Nazism, Cioran wrote, possessed "greatness." Germans had a "need for a Führer," and Hitlerism constituted "a destiny for Germany." Cioran supported a similar dictatorship for his country and believed that "only terror, brutality, and endless anxiety are likely to bring about a change in Romania. All Romanians should be arrested and beaten to a pulp; this is the only way a shallow nation could make a name for itself." "Hitler's merit," insisted the young voice of vitalist barbarism, "consists in depriving his nation of a critical spirit."

http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=xzm8107fnyrw9nnrr3p3cwbm3mc04n21

,,, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...
The only profitable conversations are with enthusiasts who have ceased being so-- with the ex-naïve. Calmed down at last, they have taken, willy-nilly, the decisive step toward knowledge-- that impersonal version of disappointment.

and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

life ain't nothing but bitches and money

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately, I can't really abide staring at exceptionally beautiful women. The agony and torment of sexually desiring something one can never (rationally) hope to have is something I can never cope with.

-sorry, everyone :(

Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ye are not eagles: thus have ye never experienced the happiness of
the alarm of the spirit. And he who is not a bird should not camp
above abysses.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

One day it was announced by Master Joshu that the young monk Kyogen had reached an enlightened state.
Much impressed by this news, several of his peers went to speak with him.
"We have heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?" his fellow students inquired.
"It is," Kyogen answered.
"Tell us," said a friend, "how do you feel?"
"As miserable as ever," replied the enlightened Kyogen.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

19 years and 7 months of staring at exceptionally beautiful women & sexually desiring something one can never (rationally) hope to have

and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."

milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

What, no Schopenhauer yet?

"It is the worst of all possible worlds ... if it were a little worse, it would be no longer capable of continuing to exist. Consequently, since a worse world could not continue to exist, it is absolutely impossible; and so this world itself is the worst of all possible worlds."

"There is no doubt that life is given to us, not to be enjoyed, but to be overcome - to be got over."

salexandra (salexander), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Everything is a dangerous drug to me except reality, which is unendurable."

--Cyril Connolly

Paul Ess (Paul Ess), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

More Kierkagaard:

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth. Look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity. Then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.

Of course, he has plenty of optimistic ones, too:

To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 15 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
"To be reprimanded at work is the same as a spanking from your parents."

ANON

Latham Green (mike), Friday, 5 January 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

The Dolphin

Dolphins, you play in the sea,
But the waves are always bitter.
Do I sometimes laugh with joy?
Life is still cruel.

OMG I used to have a woodcut print that had this poem (in french) with it. I don't think I knew it was Apollinaire, but I always loved it.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 January 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...
"No one recovers from the disease of being born, a deadly wound if there ever was one." - E.M. Cioran

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 February 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

i finally found a copy of that early cioran book - that he wrote when he was just a sweet young thing - at the dump and it is so amazing. so fucking funny. he would have been my god if i had read him in high school.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 4 February 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

it must mean something that the pessimistic philosphers always seem to be the funniest ones.

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 4 February 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
revive just because this is one of my favorite threads ever

modestmickey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

my bipolar episoding sister helping me with my decision to move to SanFran. "think of it this way. its just one of a myriad of equally bad choices you could make." me: thank you.

SusanD, Sunday, 1 April 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

Embarrassing confession: I've got almost everything of cioran's published in English, but I'm still not entirely sure how you pronounce his name. Can anyone offer a rough phonetic guide?

sonofstan, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

"I always feel trapped in death hands.
wherever i turn - it's everywhere" (montaine)

Zeno, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

"it must mean something that the pessimistic philosphers always seem to be the funniest ones."


nietzsche! he could be so funny. so many great one-liners.

scott seward, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Actual Romanian pronunciation - Cho-run (like "chore")
French - Syo-run

amirite?

Jena, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

nietzsche's hilarious, but the last thing i'd call him is pessimistic.

max, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

he had his down days.

scott seward, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

My favorite, by Walter Benjamin:

A Klee painting named ‘Angelus Novus’ shows an angel looking as though he is about to move away from something he is fixedly contemplating. His eyes are staring, his mouth is open, his wings are spread. This is how one pictures the angel of history. His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet. The angel would like to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing in from Paradise; it has got caught in his wings with such a violence that the angel can no longer close them. The storm irresistibly propels him into the future to which his back is turned, while the pile of debris before him grows skyward. This storm is what we call progress.

M.V., Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

xpost actually i take that back ntz had a weird relationship w/ pessimism.

but he was no schopenhauer:

"But against the palpably sophistical proofs of Leibniz that this is the best of all possible worlds, we may even oppose seriously and honestly the proof that it is the worst of all possible worlds. For possible means not what we may picture in our imagination, but what can actually exist and last. Now this world is arranged as it had to be if it were to be capable of continuing with great difficulty to exist; if it were a little worse, it would be no longer capable of continuing to exist. Consequently, since a worse world could not continue to exist, it is absolutely impossible; and so this world itself is the worst of all possible worlds."

max, Sunday, 1 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i love that one. the ending is like a punch-line. schop always make me laugh

ryan, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it. - Mignon McLaughlin

Beggars should be abolished. It annoys one to give to them, and it annoys one not to give to them. - Nietzsche

We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of us have and none of us has. - Gamaliel Bradford

The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. - Mencken

When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one. - Mignon McLaughlin

I hate to be near the sea, and to hear it raging and roaring like a wild beast in its den. It puts me in mind of the everlasting efforts of the human mind, struggling to be free and ending just where it began. - William Hazlitt

mayhaps, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

Not really a philosopher, but Matthew Arnold:

"Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night".

This is from the description of this week's "In Our Time" BBC Radio 4 Podcast concerning Victorian Pessimism, which I am going to listen to shortly.

Gukbe, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

No Adorno quotes?

libcrypt, Sunday, 26 August 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

"Writing poetry after Auschwitz is barbaric"

max, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

God, I need to read a Cioran book!

Tape Store, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so glad there's some Nietzsche up in this bitch.

Bimble, Sunday, 26 August 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.
-- Camus

most of these make lawl none moreso than this

tremendoid, Sunday, 26 August 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

"The way in which we have spent the afternoon is so vile, we ought not to go on living."

Wittgenstein, after attending a rowing regatta with Russell.

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Sunday, 19 October 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

otm, rowing events are the worst

jabba hands, Monday, 20 October 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the blogs.
-- Camus

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 20 October 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

More Kierkegaard (this phrase is on the cover of my - Penguin iirc - edition of Fear and trembling), not so pessimistic if like Kierkegaard you are a Christian, but I don't share Søren's faith so it's fairly brutal to me:

"If a human being did not have an eternal consciousness, if underlying everything there were only a wild, fermenting power that writhing in dark passions produced everything, be it significant or insignificant, if a vast, never appeased emptiness hid beneath everything, what would life be then but despair?”

what U cry 4 (jim), Monday, 20 October 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

I know this is not A Thread for Disagreeing with Brutally Pessimistic Quotes by Anguished Philosophers and I love Kirkegaard but maaaan do I have a bone to pick with that...

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 20 October 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

My flatmate says, regarding the Cioran quotes and Hitler approval, "If he thought life was meaningless anyway, what good was Nazism going to do?"

Maria, Monday, 20 October 2008 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

Lucky Job, who was not obliged to annotate his lamentations!

- EMC

derelict, Monday, 20 October 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

In some remote corner of the universe, poured out and glittering in innumerable solar systems, there once was a star on which clever animals invented knowledge. That was the highest and most mendacious minute of "world history" -- yet only a minute. After nature had drawn a few breaths the star grew cold, and the clever animals had to die.

One might invent such a fable and still not have illustrated sufficiently how wretched, how shadowy and flighty, how aimless and arbitrary, the human intellect appears in nature. There have been eternities when it did not exist; and when it is done for again, nothing will have happened. For this intellect has no further mission that would lead beyond human life. It is human, rather, and only its owner and producer gives it such importance, as if the world pivoted around it.

--Nietzsche

dream city (negotiable), Monday, 20 October 2008 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

"A quick test of the assertion that enjoyment outweighs pain in this world, or that they are at any rate balanced, would be to compare the feelings of an animal engaged in eating another with those of the animal being eaten."

Schopenhauer again.

woofwoofwoof, Monday, 20 October 2008 06:48 (seventeen years ago)

That man is the product of causes that had no prevision of the end they were achieving; that his origin, his growth, his hopes and fears, his loves and his beliefs, are but the outcome of accidental collocations of atoms; that no fire, no heroism, no intensity of thought and feeling, can preserve individual life beyond the grave; that all the labors of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness of human genius, are destined to extinction in the vast death of the solar system, and that the whole temple of Man's achievement must inevitably be buried beneath the debris of a universe in ruins- all these things, if not quite beyond dispute, are yet so nearly certain that no philosophy which rejects them can hope to stand.

Only within the scaffolding of these truths, only on the firm foundation of unyielding dispair, can the soul's habitation henceforth be safely built.

- Bertrand Russell

derelict, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

"Not to be born is the most to be desired; but having seen the light, the next best thing is to go whence one came as soon as may be"

- Sophocles

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

"Tormenting human beings with mirrors is more fatal than cracking their head open or sticking a knife in them."

- Scott Conner aka Malefic aka Xasthur

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

I am living the lie that I am not essentially irrelevant in the larger scheme of things, and days when I wake up thinking about this irrelevance are bad days, and days when I wake up thinking about something else are good days.

― sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:18 (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

<3 this thread

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 07:28 (seventeen years ago)

7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full: unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.

8 All things are full of labor; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.

9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.

11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.

-Ecclesiastes

Eazy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

The Septuagint is totally fun and simple to translate, and it's awesome realizing how weird and off the ancient Greek transliteration of the original Hebrew was. I wonder if the statements were originally so profound, or if they became like that through the watering down of language through several transliterations.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Reading Mr Malcolm Muggeridge's brilliant and depressing book, The Thirties, I thought of a rather cruel trick I once played on a wasp. He was sucking jam on my plate, and I cut him in half. He paid no attention, merely went on with his meal, while a tiny stream of jam trickled out of his severed œsophagus. Only when he tried to fly away did he grasp the dreadful thing that had happened to him. It is the same with modern man. The thing that has been cut away is his soul, and there was a period — twenty years, perhaps — during which he did not notice it.

thunda lightning (clotpoll), Friday, 6 February 2009 08:02 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Nabakov: "The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness."

caek, Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

Nabakov wasn't much of a philosopher - though he had a nice existential turn of phrase e.g 'Laughter in the Dark'

Bob Six, Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

Nietzsche quoting the wisdom of Silenus near the start of the Birth of Tragedy is a doozy that I'm surprised no-one has quoted. Can't remember how it's worded in the book but googling wisdom of Silenus I get this:

“Oh, wretched ephemeral race … why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.”

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

Also, not a poet, but at the start of Bolano's 2666 he quotes Baudelaire:

"An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom".

Which is pretty pessimistic whichever way you look at it.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

There is an old legend that king Midas for a long time hunted the wise Silenus, the companion of Dionysus, in the forests, without catching him. When Silenus finally fell into the king’s hands, the king asked what was the best thing of all for men, the very finest. The daemon remained silent, motionless and inflexible, until, compelled by the king, he finally broke out into shrill laughter and said these words, “Suffering creature, born for a day, child of accident and toil, why are you forcing me to say what would give you the greatest pleasure not to hear? The very best thing for you is totally unreachable: not to have been born, not to exist, to be nothing. The second best thing for you, however, is this—to die soon.”

― dayo, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:46 (11 hours ago)

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait, that was done two posts ago hahaha

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

Mankind is a doomed race in a dying universe. Because the human race will eventually cease to exist, it makes no ultimate difference whether it ever did exist. Mankind is thus no more significant than a swarm of mosquitoes or a barnyard of pigs, for their end is all the same. The same blind cosmic process that coughed them up in the first place will eventually swallow them all again.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

still, it's all about the journey not the destination eh

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

“You have to begin to lose your memory, if only in bits and pieces, to realize that memory is what makes our lives. Life without memory is no life at all, just as an intelligence without the possibility of expression is not really an intelligence. Our memory is our coherence, our reason, our feeling, even our action. Without it, we are nothing.” - Luis Bunel.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

first sign of memory loss - misseplling ppl's surnames

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

"People tend to forget how much of their lives are spent tired, hungry, thirsty, in pain and being either too hot or too cold or in need of voiding their bladders and bowels. The same is true of how much time people spend bored, stressed, anxious, fearful, frustrated, irritated, sad, and lonely, to name but a few examples. Also unnoticed is how bad the worst parts of a life are. "

http://www.philosophypress.co.uk/?p=1902

England's banh mi army (ledge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

"What does follow, I think, from the conclusion that life is not good, is that we should not create more of it. When we bring new people into existence we start more lives that are not good – and we necessarily do this without the permission of those who will live those lives. We have no duty to create new people and failing to create people can do no harm to those we fail to create. Not having children might make our own lives less good, but starting lives that are not good, merely for our own gratification, is unduly selfish."

England's banh mi army (ledge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

I'm about ready to jump into a pool of gin and tonic with slit wrists.

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, September 2, 2011 8:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

“A shocking night for Irish football. This side is built to be negative, it’s not capable of creating chances. There’s an element of bankruptcy in this system.”

E. Dunphy

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Friday, 2 September 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

"There’s an element of bankruptcy in this system”

when did dunphy sell out?

mark s, Friday, 2 September 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

You have to allow for Brady sat next to him, to be fair- has been known to get overly-defensive if any project he's been involved in gets criticised.

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

"Better on your arse than on your feet, Flat on your back than either, dead than the lot."

Beckett!

jed_, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

could fill a thread with beckett, but that's good

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you." -- Gandhi

"Give me death." -- Patrick Henry

"The world is more dangerous than sincere." -- Martin Luther King Jr.

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did." -- Maya Angelou

"To err is human." -- Alexander Pope

http://kottke.org/11/09/not-so-inspirational-quotes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

"The Sweater"

I will lose you. It is written
into this poem the way
the fisherman's wife knits
his death into the sweater.

-Gregory Orr

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 September 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." - the homie big ludwig w.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

i like that one

markers, Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

"In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. . . . My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known- no wonder, then, that I return the love." yay, Kirkegaard

jel --, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

"How perfectly goddamned delightful it is, to be sure" -- Charles Crumb.

clemenza, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

“In 1965, in his studio in Warsaw, Roman Opałka began painting a process of counting – from one to infinity. The process was endless, but measured against its goal – infinity – it is as naught: ‘the problem is that we are, and are about not to be’.”

http://neversleep2.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/roman-opac582ka-triangulation-blog-3.jpeg?w=422&h=600

http://neversleep2.wordpress.com/2011/09/17/the-problem-is-that-we-are-and-are-about-not-to-be/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 September 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

^ awesome

"I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals" - George Berkeley

"Perhaps the day may come when we shall remember these sufferings with joy" - Virgil

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Thursday, 20 October 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

just because there isn't a thread for 'wry quotes by pessimistic poets'

“your poems about the girls will still be around 50 years from now when the girls are gone,” my editor phones me.

dear editor:
the girls appear to be gone already.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 8 January 2012 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

Love is giving something you don't have to someone who doesn't exist - Lacan

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 January 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

im pretty sure the people i love exist. that quote was to prove the eternal irrelevance of Lacan, right?

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

bang

bob loblaw people (dayo), Sunday, 8 January 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, that's the sort of smug bullshit that you say to seem smart when in fact it just proves you're a complete imbecile incapable of critical thought. Well done.

emil.y, Sunday, 8 January 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I wouldn't have put it like that but I guess, yeah, it is. No point saying well done to him though, he died in 1981.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

*slow handclap*

emil.y, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

To be fair, I like the first part of the quote. It's the second part which confirms what i feel about the hideousness of Lacanian solipsism. But ok, yeah, I spoke out of prejudice.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

But then you did the same when you assumed my post was some kind of anti-intellectual screed when it was just express dislike for one dude.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

No, I didn't assume that. I assumed that it was a lazy zing instead of addressing the philosophical ramifications of the quote. Which it was.

emil.y, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

No need to address non-existent ramifications of a quote from someone who's clearly started out from false premises. But that's ok, dude was a poet.
Also lazy zing =/= 'the sort of smug bullshit that you say to seem smart'.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

That quote's a real firecracker!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

How are the premises false? What proof (logical or real-world) do you have of the falsehood of the premises? Why are they 'clearly' false?

I actually don't have a stake in whether Lacan is correct or not, or even if he's worthwhile, I just have a stake in people discussing philosophy properly.

And: lazy zings are always smug, always bullshit. The 'seeming smart' element comes from a pretence at being familiar with the subject yet clearly not enough to actually be able to handle a real conversation about it.

emil.y, Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

when Lacan says "someone who doesn't exist" he's not being solipsistic, he's saying that the loved object doesn't correspond to the human subject it resembles

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

sorry if that wasn't totally obvious btw

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

it was totally obvious to me who has never read Lacan

nah (crüt), Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

why are we fighting

carpy deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 January 2012 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

To post smug bullshit is human...

Frobisher (Viceroy), Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

has anyone here read any of the bruce fink books on lacan and if so which one should i read first thx

markers, Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Well that was the first thing I thought about the Lacan quote, but I don't know him well enough to say if that's the case. I took it at face value. And from what little else I know about him and his work that seemed a possibility.
Funnily enough, Im currently halfway through Shakespeare's sonnets where this theme - of the loved one being a creation of the lover and any virtues imputed to them being illusions - figures large.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

i guess it wd be fairer to say that to Lacan, desire is solipsistic, but in psychoanalysis that's hardly an exclusively Lacanian idea

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

Some questions: if love is something you don't have, how can you give it? If you don't have it, who does? Is he denying the existence of love or simply that it can't be owned? If it can't be owned then where does it exist, if he posits that it does exist?

If we attempt to give something to someone who doesn't exist, why are we doing it? I'm guessing a highly solipsistic answer is the result.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

And: lazy zings are always smug, always bullshit. The 'seeming smart' element comes from a pretence at being familiar with the subject yet clearly not enough to actually be able to handle a real conversation about it.

Well, this is ilx etc. I don't think I am pretending to be familiar with the subject (in the sense you are meaning 'familiar'), I'm expressing a prejudice. Considering the thread which involves quotes expressive of their authors digust, ennui, and prejudice about the world and humankind, I think that's fair enough.

Ok i get you want people to 'discuss philosophy properly', but I clearly wasn't doing that. Emotional feeling about philosophers is acceptable, i think.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

my reading: "love" - maybe specifically romantic or sexual love but perhaps not - is an expression of a desire centred on absence, but this absence doesn't exist outside of the lover and therefore can't be filled by the loved one. the loved one that the lover desires is a projection of the lover's own sense of absence, which can't be said to ever be the "real" person loved because their status as loved one is only a projection of the lover's desire.

he's playing on conventional uses of romantic language and psychoanalytic interpretations of desire - the lover thinks they can give love but since love is really an expression of absence they have nothing to give (except maybe the belief that they're giving)

we attempt to give something to someone who doesn't exist because we mistake them for somebody who certainly does exist, so this isn't solipsism, it's mistaken identity.

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks. Your reading is convincing as an explanation of what he means, and it's what I assumed in the first place. I think it's unsophisticated and romantic - in the brutally anguished late 18c/early 19c meaning of the word.
Wertherism, really. I would hope a psychoanalyst of the 20c would have a more subtle and nuanced perception of love and relationships between persons. Maybe he wasn't very good at his job. The angle he considers it is certainly solipsistic I think, it takes no consideration of what the other person involved in an exchange of love is giving, getting, or thinking.

Hey this is all decontextualised I know...it's only one quote. Just shooting the shit.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 8 January 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

on a message board? how very dare you

carpy deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

has anyone here read any of the bruce fink books on lacan and if so which one should i read first thx

― markers, Sunday, 8 January 2012 17:05 (5 hours ago)

'The Lacanian Subject' is good, doesn't skimp on the details but still manages to be pretty readable.

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

ty merdeyeux!

markers, Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

No weight could be heavier to bear than the possibility that everything we want is possible. If that is true, then there really are things at stake in this life, things to be truly won or lost.

If we could bring ourselves to believe, to really feel, the possibility that we are invincible and can accomplish whatever we want in this world, it wouldn't seem out of our reach at all to correct such absurdities. What I am begging you to do here is not to put faith in the impossible, but have the courage to face that terrible possibility that our lives really are in our own hands, and to act accordingly: to not settle for every misery fate and humanity have heaped upon us, but to push back, to see which ones can be shaken off. Nothing could be more tragic, and more ridiculous, than to live out a whole life in reach of heaven without ever stretching out your arms.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2012 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

"Humans must again be destroyed." A sentence of Goethe's, which would be worthy of the harshest sentence by St. Augustine about Predestination. How easily this sentence forms in the spirit of a man, when he says the names Napoleon and Mozart in the same breath." - Elias Canetti

tanuki, Sunday, 8 April 2012 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

doesnt quite fit here but this quote of beckett's i just read in a piece about him in el pais is hilariously negative: "i have a clear memory of my fetal existence. it was an existence in which no voice, no movement could free me from the agony and darkness that i was subjected to".

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

that's awesome. i have never seen it before.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

I always had a soft spot for Cioran's "I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him"

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

Such despairing pessimism had, as is often the case, profound roots in childhood. The prosperous country town of Rasinari in Saxon Transylvania seemed like an earthly paradise to the little boy. His father was the orthodox priest of the place, and Cioran loved the cemetery where he made friends with the gravedigger who would give him skulls to play football with.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

is there a correlation between paradisiacal childhoods and adult-onset extreme pessimism?

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

The capital phenomenon, the most catastrophic disaster, is uninterrupted sleeplessness, that nothingness without release. For hours and hours I would walk the night’s deserted streets, or, sometimes, those haunted by my fellow-insomniacs, the prostitutes, the ideal companions in moments of supreme distress. Insomnia is a vertiginous lucidity that can convert paradise itself into a place of torture . . . It was during those infernal nights that I came to understand the inanity of all philosophy. The hours without sleep are at bottom an interminable rejection of thought by thought itself . . . an infernal ultimatum of the mind delivered to the mind.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

lol @ cruel shoes in the corner

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

is that as close as we'll ever get to a nilmar honorato da silva wdyll

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

God, I need to read a Cioran book!

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Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

I have been merely oppressed by the weariness and tedium and vanity of things lately: nothing stirs me, nothing seems worth doing or worth having done: the only thing that I strongly feel worth while would be to murder as many people as possible so as to diminish the amount of consciousness in the world. These times have to be lived through: there is nothing to be done with them.

Bertand Russell

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

wow

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

oh hi july 2013

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

"For once you must face the facts / Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts." - Brecht

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

*high-fives bertrand russell*

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

dr morbius that's only pessimistic if you're religious iirc

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

nevermind i may be misreading brecht

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

admittedly I don't exactly find it pessimistic; just the facts, ma'am

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

berkeley is way upthread talking about being an oyster, but he does not really belong here. He is cool with not being an oyster because he is immortal:

there is not any property or circumstance of my being that I contemplate with more joy than my immortality. I can easily overlook any present momentary sorrow, when I reflect that it is in my power to be happy a thousand years hence. If it were not for this thought, I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals, than a reasonable mind tortured with an extreme innate desire of that perfection which it despairs to obtain.

woof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

“You perhaps now know that desire reduces us to pulp.”
― Georges Bataille

am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

ha! Nice one.

On that note came across a characteristically obscure one from Lacan:

"Thus the symbol first manifests itself as the killing of the thing, and this death results in the endless perpetuation of the subjects desire."

Translation: wanting something is constitutive of not getting it.

ryan, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

:C

am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)

lacan is pretty brutally pessimistic but i think he is unfortunately right about dissatisfaction being built into the structure of desire.

Treeship, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

lacan way overqualified for that idea

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

"the grass is always greener on the other side" - jacques lacan

Treeship, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

the bataille quote is basically like we are only desire, we have nothing else to offer, and it melts us like the ark of the covenant in indiana jones. love bataille

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

i love the phrasing of it: "you perhaps now know..."

Treeship, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

"In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away
Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may
Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone
As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green
Water, and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen
Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky,
Had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on."

-- Auden, Musee des Beaux Arts

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 August 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE5tVOGYnmI

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)

ahahahaha

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

nilmz yer a bloody poet

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

'nilmz' would turn the happiest philosopher into another cioran imo

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

I'm a little ways into Cioran's The Temptation to Exist and there's something quite liberating about his all-encompassing negativity / contrarianism. If all possible routes to happiness or fulfillment or self-actualization are all fatally flawed (to varying degrees, as he so eloquently argues), then all that's left is to embrace our failures as cherished things. (Doubtless Cioran would loathe this interpretation, bless 'im.)

Simon H., Monday, 30 December 2013 06:14 (twelve years ago)

There's a bit somewhere where he talks about the "salvation of no salvation," so he may be more keen on that idea than you'd think.

ryan, Monday, 30 December 2013 06:29 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.full-stop.net/2014/01/15/blog/ericjesse/6-illustrated-quotes-by-e-m-cioran/

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)

Those are amazing, and is it wrong I'd want to hang them on my walls?

(or better yet make mine own versions)

Branwell Bell, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 23:55 (twelve years ago)

haha i tell myself the one about imposters quite a lot. a decent salve for social anxiety!

ryan, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)

Really feeling these, I need to find and read some of this guy, because those aphorisms make me smile so much, because, yeah, you *get* it, man.

Branwell Bell, Thursday, 16 January 2014 10:06 (twelve years ago)

Cioran makes me laugh a lot--in agreement! Schopenhauer is wickedly funny too.

ryan, Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:21 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Not a philosopher per se, but think this fits here:

"Man is the creature who cannot escape from himself, who knows other people only in himself, and when he asserts the contrary, he is lying." - Marcel Proust, The Fugitive

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:35 (twelve years ago)

what kind of code modifications would need to be made for this thread to be locked during february

mustread guy (schlump), Saturday, 8 February 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

I teach a 10 year-old boy in a big house in Kensington. He's a science prodigy; he asks me questions about quantum physics, grasps concepts such as gravitational wave-bending, singularities and spacetime. He's always cheerful.

He was recently set by his school a timed creative essay with the assigned title 'The Deserted Train Station'.

I now repeat this essay, verbatim.

***

My mind is a web of ideas and thoughts. But if you were to go into the deepest part of the deepest maze of my brain you would find yourself in a deserted train station. No word has ever been spoken there. It's like a cage of thoughtlessness in a world of thought. It's traping me from my destiny.

No train has ever come, dust is everywhere the smell of sadness and emotion filled the air with an unforgiving stench. If you dare to disturb the silence you would come out meaningless like a voice trying to be heard, but rejected in utter distaste. My life felt like a mistake. I felt worthless.

You would see a room with no coulour and when you look in a mirror you would see your greatest fear. There would be no exit and no hope. Hope for freedom.

Inside the train station time wouldn't move as if the second hand was afraid, afraid of the world and life. The rooms walls are made of guilt, the roof of meaningless and the floor was made of disaster.

Maybe I'm at the wrong train station. Maybe I wasn't meant to be here. Is that why the train doesn't come? I wonder when will my train come?

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:32 (twelve years ago)

Wow.

Simon H., Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:36 (twelve years ago)

undue influence imo

the waifdom of gizzards (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

As you point out, this kid is very quick to absorb and master ideas. The fact that he can skillfully manipulate this imagery does not imply that these are more than a mimicry of existential angst, trying it on like a suit of clothes to see how they might feel. Very impressive, though. And he may well have some firsthand understanding of alienation at that age, given his differences from the norm.

Aimless, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:09 (twelve years ago)

he wrote a hit post

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:11 (twelve years ago)

"Cage of thoughtlessness in a world of thought" is almost like a Buddhist koan (though in that case thought would be the cage I suppose).

ryan, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:21 (twelve years ago)

The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?

, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:25 (twelve years ago)

"There is nothing to say about anything. So there can be no limit to the number of books."

ryan, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:44 (twelve years ago)

Not a philosopher, and better in context, but:
"There's some wine left in the bottle. You drink it. The clock ticks. Sleep. . . . People care about the happy life, but that's the happy life when you don't care any longer if you live or die. You only get there after a long time and many misfortunes. And do you think you are left there? Never.
"As soon as you have reached this heaven of indifference, you are pulled out of it. From your heaven you have to go back to hell. When you are dead to the world, the world often rescues you, if only to make a figure of fun out of you."
(Jean Rhys, "Good Morning, Midnight")

one way street, Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:36 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/TlHQT7r.gif

, Thursday, 3 April 2014 05:24 (twelve years ago)

so true

Nhex, Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

from Sartre's last interview:

With this third world war, which is going to break out one day, with this miserable ensemble that our planet it, despair returns to tempt me again: the idea that we will not ever finish it, there is not any goal, that there are only individual goals for which people struggle. People start small revolutions, but there is not a goal for humanity, there is nothing that interests mankind, there are only disruptions.

dibs on "This Miserable Ensemble" for a future book title.

ryan, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:50 (twelve years ago)

I was just thinking how half the quotes in here probably have 'miserable' in them; then I read your update, ryan!

, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:56 (twelve years ago)

I am reminded of Garry Winogrand's Guggenheim app:

I look at the pictures I have done up to now, and they make me feel that who we are and what we feel and what is to become of us just doesn’t matter. Our aspirations and successes have become cheap and petty. I read the newspapers, the columnists, some books, I look at the magazines (our press). They all deal in illusions and fantasies. I can only conclude that we have lost ourselves, and that the bomb may finish the job permanently, and it just doesn’t matter, we have not loved life. I cannot accept my conclusions, and so I must continue this photographic investigation further and further.

, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)

'We have not loved life' will be my future book title

, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)

from an interview with stanley elkin:

In a New York Times review, Josh Greenfield said that you seem to write with the conviction that the world is winless. Do you agree with this?

Yes, well, we all die, yes? We suffer, correct? The score keeps changing, is it not so? And Mommy holds us on the teeter-totter before we can sit upright on chairs. I don;t really care so much about the fact that the world is winless. It is simply a condition that seems true to me. It is just a condition the way a red light is a condition at a traffic crossing. Yet, quite marvelous books have been written about winner worlds. Other people write them.

slam dunk, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:11 (twelve years ago)

If we would regain our freedom, we must shake off the burden of sensation, no longer react to the world by our senses, break our bonds. For all sensation is a bond, pleasure as much as pain, joy as much as misery. The only free mind is the one that, pure of all intimacy with beings or objects, plies its own vacuity.”
Cioran

cal (calstars), Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:03 (twelve years ago)

Winogrand's conclusion is kinda profound in that Beckettian "I can't go on, I'll go on" kind of way. Similarly, there's another part of the Sartre interview (later on apparently, I'm quoting from another source), where he says, quite movingly,

The world seems ugly, bad, and without hope. That is the tranquil despair of an old man who will die within it. But that is precisely what I resist, and I know that I will die in hope; but it is necessary to create a foundation for this hope.

ryan, Saturday, 3 May 2014 14:57 (twelve years ago)

I've always liked this quote from the Dao De Jing (more familiar perhaps as the Tao Te Ching):

Heaven and Earth are not humane*
They regard all things as straw dogs**

*Most translations have this as inhumane. I think that's inaccurate because it ascribes a degree of intentional malevolence to Heaven/Earth (here understood as the world external to human perception). The point is not that the world is cruel; just indifferent, ahumane in the sense of amorality, etc., without a sense of good and evil or any other sense of moral epistemology

**Yes, this is the passage that the movie Straw Dogs got its name from

, Friday, 9 May 2014 07:42 (twelve years ago)

i like that bit, don't find it pessimistic either. it can be liberating.

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 May 2014 07:53 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

This one from Adorno is a little bit out of context but i think you can follow it:

But since, in a world whose law is universal individual profit, the individual has nothing but this self that has become indifferent, the performance of the old, familiar tendency is at the same time the most dreadful of things. There is no getting out of this, no more than out of the electrified barbed wire around the camps. Perennial suffering has as much right to expression as a tortured man has to scream; hence it may have been wrong to say that after Auschwitz you could no longer write poems. But is is not wrong to raise the less cultural question whether after Auschwitz you can go on living--especially whether one who escaped by accident, one who by rights should have been killed, may go on living. His mere survival calls for the coldness, the basic principle of bourgeois subjectivity, without which there could have been no Auschwitz; this is the drastic guilt of him who was spared. By way of atonement he will be plagued by dreams such as that he is no longer living at all, that he was sent to the ovens in 1944 and his whole existence since has been imaginary, an emanation of the insane wish of a man killed twenty years earlier.

ryan, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:25 (eleven years ago)

where's that from, ryan? (thanks for posting)

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

towards the end of Negative Dialectics. striking passage even in context.

ryan, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

-Sometimes I look up at the stars and analyse the sky and I ask myself if I'm meant to be here, why.

― Raccoon Tanuki

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

Every misanthrope, however sincere, at times reminds me of that old poet, bedridden and utterly forgotten, who in a rage with his contemporaries declared he would receive none of them. His wife, out of charity, wold ring at the door from time to time. ...

Cioran

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

Now that's a goddamn ZING

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

yowwwww

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:03 (eleven years ago)

Been reading some Schopenhauer, who is great (except when writing about women, about who he is a complete fuckwit).

“The appropriate form of address between man and man ought to be not monsieur or sir, but fellow sufferer, companion in misery."

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

"[...] it seemed like the seasons, connecting in right angles, for some misguided reason, had formed a square, sarcastically framing nothing." - Tao Lin

flappy bird (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:02 (eleven years ago)

meh

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Sarcastic framing is a perfectly good reason to form a square.

jmm, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

Imagine a number of men in chains, all under sentence of death, some of whom are each day butchered in the sight of the others; those remaining see their own condition in that of their fellows, and looking at each other with grief and despair await their turn. This is the image of the human condition.

Pascal

drash, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:47 (eleven years ago)

except, as a devout catholic, pascal only said that as the preliminary softening up jab before delivering his real convictions, that the death sentence could be commuted by god and all that anguish allayed to joy

Aimless, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:32 (eleven years ago)

religion and (worldly) pessimism go hand-in-hand.

ryan, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:39 (eleven years ago)

it's not for nothing that so many of those quoted on this thread are quite critical of Enlightenment (ie, secular) derived ideals of human perfectibility.

ryan, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:41 (eleven years ago)

Every misanthrope, however sincere, at times reminds me of that old poet, bedridden and utterly forgotten, who in a rage with his contemporaries declared he would receive none of them. His wife, out of charity, wold ring at the door from time to time. ...
Cioran

― 龜, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:02 (Yesterday) Permalink

Strangely I actually find this quote kind of optimistic.

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:10 (eleven years ago)

except, as a devout catholic, pascal only said that as the preliminary softening up jab before delivering his real convictions, that the death sentence could be commuted by god and all that anguish allayed to joy

Pascal was a devout Catholic, but he was sympathetic to Jansenism (very anti-Jesuit) and Augustinian, i.e. had a very profound sense of original sin and the futility of "free will." Salvation (granted by God only to some) was utterly dependent on God's grace (unmerited)-- in Pascal the prospect of salvation has something absurd and (as it were) kafkaesque about it. Ryan otm that this pessimism is "critical of Enlightenment (ie, secular) derived ideals of human perfectibility." But even whatever metaphysical consolation there is in Pascal, is a gamble against the odds-- not very comforting at all.

drash, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:26 (eleven years ago)

One thing about great pessimists, they're great aphorists. Maybe if I give up all hope I'll write better sentences.

drash, Thursday, 12 March 2015 08:50 (eleven years ago)

good aphorists, like good pessimists, certainly do not say 'maybe'.

j., Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:13 (eleven years ago)

alas

drash, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:29 (eleven years ago)

now that's more like

Aimless, Thursday, 12 March 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

"In the end, everything is found to be wanting." -Frank Lentricchia (lit critic but oh well)

mushaboom kids (rip van wanko), Saturday, 28 March 2015 06:33 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

drash, Saturday, 28 March 2015 08:43 (eleven years ago)

i was very pleased with my charity shop book haul of today until i opened at random the schopenhauer book i got and read this: "buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase of books is mistaken for the appropriation of their contents." :(

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 28 March 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)

you got schoped

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 March 2015 02:31 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEQamgEW0AAXKYc.png

born 202 years ago today

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)

was reading a new yorker piece on K and this one is a gem: "“There are two possible situations—one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it—you will regret both.”

ryan, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 23:54 (eleven years ago)

“There are two possible situations—one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it—you will regret both.”

<3

drash, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 23:59 (eleven years ago)

you will regret either, really.

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:01 (eleven years ago)

well I guess you regret both the doing and the not doing.

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:03 (eleven years ago)

so i was wrong

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)

you would have regretted not making that post

drash, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)

at least that regret would have been contained to my own self ;_;

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)

now everyone regrets it. forgot to mention that part, Søren.

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:07 (eleven years ago)

:)

drash, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:12 (eleven years ago)

(you forget that misery loves company)

drash, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 00:36 (eleven years ago)

into both those quotes

markers, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:16 (eleven years ago)

"let's drink til our hearts stop" - space ghost

brimstead, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:23 (eleven years ago)

“There are two possible situations—one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it—you will regret both.”

Kinda comforting, to me anyway. I hate decisions a lot, it's nice to know they don't matter.

jmm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:29 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFDtjGfW8AIIgnU.png

mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)

OTM

☂ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 May 2015 16:38 (eleven years ago)

just some chill buddhism

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 16:43 (eleven years ago)

If a bear ever charges me and pins me down, I swear I'll look him in the eye and say, "you're right to do this, we're a vile species" before he starts eating my face.

― #HipsterTroll has been blocked. #BringItOn (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 17:24 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

coming soon, eugene thacker tries to contribute to the canon:
http://www.amazon.com/Cosmic-Pessimism-Univocal-Eugene-Thacker/dp/193756147X/

ryan, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)

http://defamer.gawker.com/a-kendall-kylie-interview-so-good-i-literally-want-to-1708536577

Kendall had an epiphany about social media on a recent family holiday to Thailand. “We had a two-hour drive from the airport to where we were staying, and I’d left my phone in my bag, so I didn’t touch it the whole way. I looked out the window at everything, and I saw people who live in huts and have dogs that were, like, withering away. And all their food, meat, was hanging in front of their house. It was very sad.

iirc schopenhauer had much the same experience on his grand tour

j., Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Someone needs to turn these into FB macros

Darin, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 02:47 (eleven years ago)

Not to be born is best
when all is reckoned in, but once a man has seen the light
the next best thing, by far, is to go back
back where he came from, quickly as he can.
For once his youth slips by, light on the wing
lightheaded… what mortal blows can he escape
what griefs won’t stalk his days?
Envy and enemies, rage and battles, bloodshed
and last of all despised old age overtakes him,
stripped of power, companions, stripped of love—
the worst this life of pain can offer,
old age our mate at last.

drash, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 07:49 (eleven years ago)

myth of silenus?

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 13:09 (eleven years ago)

expressed by chorus in oedipus @ colonus
echoing, yes, the wisdom of silenus

drash, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:09 (eleven years ago)

let's make the best of the situation before i finally go insane

- eric clapton

mookieproof, Friday, 5 June 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/re0GCuv.png

, Friday, 19 June 2015 11:55 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

perfect w/ cheerful av photo

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

"The human phenomenon is but the sum of densely coiled layers of illusion, each of which winds itself upon the supreme insanity that there are persons of any kind, when all that can be is mindless mirrors laughing and screaming as they parade about in an endless dream."
-- Thomas Ligotti, or at least TL's words delivered by David Tibet. https://youtu.be/lxZpEFJhO6k

I'm most displeased that the homemade video for this that I once saw on vimeo is no longer there. It was a miracle.

Devilock, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/10/us/universe-dying/index.html?sr=cnnifb

The conclusion of a new astronomical study pulls no punches on this. "The Universe is slowly dying," it reads.

Astronomers have believed as much for years, but the new findings establish the cosmos' decline with unprecedented precision.

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 15:21 (ten years ago)

I liked this quote from the Charting the Slow Death of the Universe

"The Universe will decline from here on in, sliding gently into old age. The Universe has basically sat down on the sofa, pulled up a blanket and is about to nod off for an eternal doze,” concludes Simon Driver.

Planned adolescence (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)

Since we're quoting news reports today:

On average, the effect of a new baby on a person's life is devastatingly bad — worse than divorce, worse than unemployment and worse even than the death of a partner.

Planned adolescence (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:39 (ten years ago)

lol that's great

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:59 (ten years ago)

but is it worse than marriage?

ryan, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:43 (ten years ago)

Sloterdijk, "Rules for the Human Zoo"

Two thousand years after Plato wrote it seems as if not only gods but the wise have abandoned us, and left us alone with our partial knowledge and our ignorance. What is left to us in the place of the wise is their writings, in their glinting brilliance and their increasing obscurity. They still lay in more or less accessible editions; they can still be read, if only one knew why one should bother. It is their fate--to stand in silent bookshelves, like posted letters no longer collected, sent to us by authors, of whom we no longer know whether or not they could be our friends.

ryan, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 23:59 (ten years ago)

allows the possibility of authors being friends; too optimistic

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 August 2015 00:27 (ten years ago)

When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one. - Mignon McLaughlin

― mayhaps, Friday, May 11, 2007 9:17 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nice one--missed it the first time I read this thread.

Have been inspired to put half a dozen of these quotes into an email entitled 'Friday Funnies' and send it round the office.

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 14 August 2015 05:33 (ten years ago)

Jacques Monod's Chance and Necessity

The ancient covenant is in pieces; man knows at last that he is alone in the universe’s unfeeling immensity, out of which he emerged only by chance. His destiny is nowhere spelled out, nor is his duty. The kingdom above or the darkness below: it is for him to choose.

cryptic 'failure of bread' (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 August 2015 05:03 (ten years ago)

Thomas Bernhard: “The state is a construct eternally on the verge of foundering, the people one that is endlessly condemned to infamy and feeblemindedness, life a state of hopelessness in every philosophy and which will end in universal madness.”

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 August 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

The Jacques Monod quote doesn't seem that pessimistic to me.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 23 August 2015 10:17 (ten years ago)

Monod (a biochemist by trade) also believed that evolution of complex, intelligent life was so unlikely that we're likely the only ones. So our solitude is absolute.

cryptic 'failure of bread' (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 August 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

http://nihilisa-frank.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Friday, 4 September 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

Claude Levi-Strauss:

To establish a correlation between the emergence of writing and certain characteristic features of civilization, we must look in a quite different direction. The only phenomenon with which writing has always been concomitant is the creation of cities and empires, that is the integration of large numbers of individuals into a political system, and their grading into castes or classes. Such, at any rate, is the typical patter of development to be observed from Egypt to China, at the time when writing first emerged: it seems to have favoured the exploitation of human beings rather than their enlightenment ... My hypothesis, if correct, would oblige us to recognize the fact that the primary function of written communication is to facilitate slavery. The use of writing for disinterested purposes, and as a source of intellectual and aesthetic pleasure, is a secondary result, and more often than not it may even be turned into a means of strengthening, justifying or concealing the other.

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 4 September 2015 03:30 (ten years ago)

love that tumblr

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 4 September 2015 04:17 (ten years ago)

here's one from an anguished cosmologist

The possibility that we are living in a false vacuum has never been a cheering one to contemplate. Vacuum decay is the ultimate ecological catastrophe; in the new vacuum there are new constants of nature; after vacuum decay, not only is life as we know it impossible, so is chemistry as we know it. However, one could always draw stoic comfort from the possibility that perhaps in the course of time the new vacuum would sustain, if not life as we know it, at least some structures capable of knowing joy. This possibility has now been eliminated.

the late great, Friday, 4 September 2015 04:33 (ten years ago)

http://www.sns.ias.edu/pitp2/2011files/PhysRevD.21.3305.pdf

the late great, Friday, 4 September 2015 04:34 (ten years ago)

^^ so into this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 06:10 (ten years ago)

is it really worth starting a new thread? all these sites die eventually

― Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:05 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:46 (ten years ago)

lol

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:57 (ten years ago)

"We are so lonely in life that we must ask ourselves if the loneliness of dying is not a symbol of our human existence." -- more Cioran

my cheeriness amazes me (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

nine months pass...
two months pass...

One night in long bygone times, man awoke and saw himself.

He saw that he was naked under cosmos, homeless in his own body. All things dissolved before his testing thought, wonder above wonder, horror above horror unfolded in his mind.

Then woman too awoke and said it was time to go and slay. And he fetched his bow and arrow, a fruit of the marriage of spirit and hand, and went outside beneath the stars. But as the beasts arrived at their waterholes where he expected them of habit, he felt no more the tiger’s bound in his blood, but a great psalm about the brotherhood of suffering between everything alive.

That day he did not return with prey, and when they found him by the next new moon, he was sitting dead by the waterhole.

Whatever happened? A breach in the very unity of life, a biological paradox, an abomination, an absurdity, an exaggeration of disastrous nature. Life had overshot its target, blowing itself apart. A species had been armed too heavily – by spirit made almighty without, but equally a menace to its own well-being. Its weapon was like a sword without hilt or plate, a two-edged blade cleaving everything; but he who is to wield it must grasp the blade and turn the one edge toward himself.

Peter Wessel Zappfe, The Last Messiah

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)

A charmed life is so rare that for every one such life there are millions of wretched lives. Some know that their baby will be among the unfortunate. Nobody knows, however, that their baby will be one of the allegedly lucky few. Great suffering could await any person that is brought into existence. Even the most privileged people could give birth to a child that will suffer unbearably, be raped, assaulted, or be murdered brutally. The optimist surely bears the burden of justifying this procreational Russian roulette. Given that there are no real advantages over never existing for those who are brought into existence, it is hard to see how the significant risk of serious harm could be justified. If we count not only the unusually severe harms that anybody could endure, but also the quite routine ones of ordinary human life, then we find that matters are still worse for cheery procreators. It shows that they play Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun aimed, of course, not at their own heads, but at those of their future offspring.

Pat David Benatar

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Saturday, 24 September 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)

otm

ryan, Saturday, 24 September 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

I love that, although this part smacks of the kind of claim that gets very puzzling when you try argue it out:

there are no real advantages over never existing for those who are brought into existence

Like, does it even make sense to talk about the 'advantages' of existing over not existing? Does that mean comparing the conditions of existing things and non-existing things?

jmm, Sunday, 25 September 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

Well, that's his point. What he calls the 'asymmetry' between living and not existing. Someone who has never existing has not been deprived of anything (if we thought otherwise we think we had a duty to have as many children as possible) but those who suffer are worse off for having been born. So even a little bit of suffering makes life terrible, because you wouldn't have lost and of the good stuff by not existing (you wouldn't exist, obviously) but you would benefit from the absence of a little suffering.

I disagree with his position, but I think it's somewhat compelling.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 25 September 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)

Actually, ignore that. Aside from spelling errors and omissions I don't think I can really discuss that stuff atm.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 25 September 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

good thread to revisit in these times

, Saturday, 12 November 2016 15:05 (nine years ago)

my wife changed her facebook profile pic to a photo of the cover of "the trouble with being born"

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Saturday, 12 November 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)

maybe this thread should be reserved for the thing itself, but i've been thinking about this mode of thinking/writing recently too. mostly in terms of defending it (i am an aficionado after all). but it's tricky because i'm not sure you can defend it on grounds of utility, or politics, or ethics (schopenhauer aside) because it seems to issue from some other absolutely necessary space that doesn't answer to those things. it's the shadow side of radically transcendent forms of religion but it seems occupied with vacating those forms of discourse/thought of value while holding on to the form.

ryan, Saturday, 12 November 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)

gotta repost this one from Sartre because i'm feeling it rn. (plus now i can fix my typo)

With this third world war, which is going to break out one day, with this miserable ensemble that our planet is, despair returns to tempt me again: the idea that we will not ever finish it, there is not any goal, that there are only individual goals for which people struggle. People start small revolutions, but there is not a goal for humanity, there is nothing that interests mankind, there are only disruptions.

ryan, Saturday, 12 November 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/philosopher-failure-emil-ciorans-heights-despair/

ryan, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:21 (nine years ago)

^^^haven't read that yet, but figured good or bad it was worth posting here.

ryan, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:22 (nine years ago)

oh yes, choice quotes in there.

“Before being a fundamental mistake, life is a failure of taste which neither death nor even poetry succeeds in correcting.”

the year of diving languorously (ledge), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 09:21 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

the gods take no thought for our happiness. only for our punishment.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 07:51 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2pcxo3XUAEF32S.jpg:small

-- bob marley seneca

mookieproof, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:39 (nine years ago)

stoicism is not pessimism!!!

j., Friday, 20 January 2017 22:44 (nine years ago)

More context for Seneca, Natural Questions Book III, 29.5-10:

So whenever the end of human history arrives, when the earth's parts have to perish and all be utterly destroyed, in order that primitive, innocent people may be created afresh and no teacher of worse behavior may survive, then more liquid will be produced than there has ever been before. For at present the elements are weighted out ous required. One of them needs to be increased so that an imbalance may upset the current equilibium. Water will be increased: for now there is enough to encircle the land, but not to cover it; whatever you add to it must overflow into alien territory.
So consider whether the earth does not also need to be diminished, so that the weaker may succumb to the stronger. So it will begin to decay, thent to decompose and turn to liquid, and to dissolve into a steady stream of putrefaction. Then rivers will spring up beneath mountains and make them crumble under the onslaught.
Then fields that are affected become soddon; the the ground will exude water; the mountaintops will bubble over. Just as healthy parts become diseased, and an ulcer spreads to adjacent areas, so the regions closed to land that is already awash will themselves dissolve and forme a trickle, then a fast current; then, as rocks gape apart all over the place, they will rush through the channels and join up all the seas. The Adriatic will be no more, nor the strats of the Sicilian sea, nor Charybdis, nor Scylla. The new sea will overwhelm all those myths, and the ocean that now encyrcles the land, assigned to its outer edges, will reach the center. What happens next? Winter will cling on to the months that do not belong to it, summer will be kept out, and all the heavenly bodies that dry up the earth will fade away, with their heat suppressed. So many famous names will disappear, the Caspian and Red seas, the Ambracian and Cretan gulfs, the Propontis and the Black Sea, when that deluge spreads a single sea over everything. All distinctions will disappear; everything that has its own place assigned by nature will be mixed together. No one will be protected by city walls or by towers. Temples will be no use to worshippers, nor the highest points of cities, for the waves will overtake them and pull them down even from the citadels.
Waters will converge from the west and from the east. A single day will bury the human race. All that fortune's indulgence has fostered for so long, all it has elevated above the rest, the noble and the honored alike, and the kingdoms of great nations, all will be sent to the bottom.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:56 (nine years ago)

(typos all mine)

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:58 (nine years ago)

Anyway, Jerry Bruckheimer, 1st century style.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:58 (nine years ago)

dunked right in fukuyama's jaw

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2017 05:01 (nine years ago)

sluices for douches

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 21 January 2017 05:10 (nine years ago)

Still doesn't sound that pessimistic, he seems comforted by all that.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 21 January 2017 12:32 (nine years ago)

that's a beautiful passage.

ryan, Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:07 (nine years ago)

(it is interesting to consider how something like stoicism or other pre-modern forms of wisdom--like buddhism maybe--tend to sound like pessimism to modern ears)

ryan, Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:08 (nine years ago)

It is lovely.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:50 (nine years ago)

Beautiful.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:08 (nine years ago)

tosh

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:05 (nine years ago)

albaniaaaaaa

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j., Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:14 (nine years ago)

aaand your main export is _______

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:57 (nine years ago)

someone tweeted this one today, from the master:

"Our existence is happiest when we perceive it least; from this it follows that it would be better not to have it." -- Schopenhauer

ryan, Saturday, 28 January 2017 18:10 (nine years ago)

I dunno if Russell Hoban counts as an anguished philosopher but it's his birthday, from Turtle Diary:

People write books for children and other people write about the books written for children but I don't think it's for the children at all. I that all the people who worry so much about the children are really worrying about themselves, about keeping their world together and getting the children to help them do it, getting the children to agree that it is indeed a world. Each new generation of children has to be told: 'This is a world, this is what one does, one lives like this.' Maybe our constant fear is that a generation of children will come along and say: 'This is not a world, this is nothing, there's no way to live at all.

JoeStork, Saturday, 4 February 2017 23:15 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C377vV6XAAAjb91.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:25 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/essays/chapter4.html

The road dividing the two, as far as our well-being and enjoyment of life are concerned, is downhill; the dreaminess of childhood, the joyousness of youth, the troubles of middle age, the infirmity and frequent misery of old age, the agonies of our last illness, and finally the struggle with death — do all these not make one feel that existence is nothing but a mistake, the consequences of which are becoming gradually more and more obvious?

j., Thursday, 23 February 2017 04:44 (nine years ago)

Schopenhauer was a pretty intense guy

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 04:51 (nine years ago)

he's so right

Nhex, Thursday, 23 February 2017 04:53 (nine years ago)

I don't think existence is a mistake, because we don't really have much of a choice in it; even committing suicide has biological roadblocks to it. Enjoy the ride, then you die, because it's going to happen anyway. What else can ya really do.

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 04:57 (nine years ago)

bitch about it in beautiful prose.

ryan, Thursday, 23 February 2017 04:58 (nine years ago)

just going by that quote, the answer clearly is to commit suicide before you hit middle age

Nhex, Thursday, 23 February 2017 04:58 (nine years ago)

I've seen people have ball into their 80s. If Schopenhauer took the stick out of his ass and partied a little, maybe he would've had a different view of things.

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 05:00 (nine years ago)

* a ball

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 05:00 (nine years ago)

idk if u read enough about gnarly living conditions anytime pre-second half of 20th century, life really become intolerably painful a few decades in, i could see rational suicide just in that 'fuck it' mode. but middle age is much less troubling and old age much less infirm and miserable now than it was in Schope's day, so imo we ought not complain

flopson, Thursday, 23 February 2017 05:05 (nine years ago)

If there's one thing I know, it's life in excruciating pain. Not only that, but there's a good chance I'm going to die a horrible death in my 40s or 50s, which is coming soon. Schopenhauer has no idea what he's talking about as far as that goes; Nietzsche was a thousand times worse off than him and somehow found out how to have a better attitude.

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 05:09 (nine years ago)

you're a lot less funny than schopenhauer

j., Thursday, 23 February 2017 05:35 (nine years ago)

I'm a lot less a lot of things than Schopenhauer. Big deal.

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 06:05 (nine years ago)

i wonder if schopenhauer would feel so down in the dumps if he ate more fibre or took up badminton

ogmor, Thursday, 23 February 2017 09:33 (nine years ago)

Who knows, maybe his philosophical viewpoint was caused by a bad diet. That's about how deep and meaningful things are in life, I've found.

larry appleton, Thursday, 23 February 2017 11:03 (nine years ago)

lots of things with simple causes can still be articulated spectacularly & profoundly, and something having a straightforward cause doesn't necessarily make it any more straightforward to deal with

ogmor, Thursday, 23 February 2017 11:43 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

"You've got forever; and somehow you can't do much with it. You've got forever; and it's a mile wide and an inch deep and full of alligators."

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 05:21 (nine years ago)

Jim Thompson

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 05:21 (nine years ago)

oooh I like that

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 8 June 2017 11:35 (nine years ago)

seven months pass...

I was curious about the regard for Cioran in his homeland:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/36/9f/45369ffa1a48d1120144c62425fcb2ea.jpghttp://www.sculpture.ro/photos/1_1382548347.jpghttp://static4.evz.ro/image-gal-604/2014-11/bustul-lui-emil-cioran-in-rasinari.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ro/thumb/7/79/Emil_Cioran-bust.JPG/675px-Emil_Cioran-bust.JPG

Seriously doubt this would bring him any real pleasure, but perhaps a puckish chuckle.

Sanpaku, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:37 (eight years ago)

Top right is brutal. It's like the Eiffel tower with his head stuck on top.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:39 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/07/09/scholarly-advice-for-dark-times

ryan, Thursday, 5 July 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)

From a James Wood essay about Bohumil Hrabal:

Hrabal sometimes said that he rooted his comedy in one of his favourite findings, a dry-cleaner’s receipt, which read: ‘Some stains can be removed only by the destruction of the material itself.’

The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 08:14 (seven years ago)

Ha

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 11:20 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Been reading Thacker's "Infinite Resignation"--and while I wasn't very impressed at first it has grown on me. Hopelessly "academic" (as that needless academic qualifier in the title gives away, even fucking resignation has to be xtreme now!), since it's as much about reading the great pessimists and thinking about pessimism as a form of thinking as it is an instance of the thing itself. Sometimes quotes from Cioran or whoever come up and they are bracing in their directness, which Thacker by contrast often places at a kind of theoretical remove--as if he's asking what it means to see the world this way rather than directly feeling it, maybe he's only tempted. Not always, of course,...though T's pessimism is very different from his (our?) heroes because it's so damn secular and prosaic...no "tears of the saints" here...Raises the question if there could be a "Book of Disquiet" for the hyper-connected 21st century...I think the disgust is there but not often those quiet solitary lost hours which seem to be the necessary environment for, say, Cioran envying the freedom of the stillborn...

ryan, Sunday, 19 August 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

Nope, 37:40 evolved into Jackie Moore - This Time Baby (1979)

Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 19 August 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

Wrong thread, sorry.

Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 19 August 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

five months pass...

Satiation is the point at which you must face the existential revelation that you didn’t really want what you seemed so desperate to have, that your most urgent desires are only a filthy vitalist trick to keep the show on the road. If you can’t replace the fear or the thrill of the chase why stir yourself to persue yet another empty kill? Why carry on with the charade?

29 facepalms, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:08 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

Nothing matters very much and few things matter at all

Arthur Balfour

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 13 June 2019 22:27 (six years ago)


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