Matthew McConaughey = allegedly the sexiest man alive

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If he'd shut up and just pout, I'd definitely... Uh, no, I'm married.

But clearly he cannot be the sexiest man alive, because that is clearly Boris Johnson.

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a) physically he's above average- looks are nice, strong, tall, healthy looking. polite and soft spoken but hunky and confident. most likely well-endowed.

b) professionally- he seems to avoid all controversy or challenge, co-stars with actresses that most women can relate to. very agreeable.

c) personal life made public- laid back, avoids fame but lives in style and comfort, intriguing. total stoner and mellow guy that just wants to have fun, to savor life, to please. he's unpretentious, subscribes to some kind of spirituality, a bit aloof.

he's a typical pleasure model

someone at people was asleep at the wheel - tom wuz robbed!

Patrick "Ronnie Express" Dempsey
Terrence Howard
Viggo Mortensen
Vince Vaughn

So, he got a role? In what? TV, I guess.

Matthew McConaughey may name his son after beer

A-

(if only because his brother did it first)

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=5223977&page=1

The Fight for Celebrity Privacy Turns Violent
Fed Up, Surfers Take on Paparrazi in Malibu
By DEBORAH ROBERTS and LEE FERRAN
June 23, 2008

The paparazzi know that they can sell candid pictures of stars for a big paycheck, but often they don't realize how much it might cost them to get that perfect shot.
Surfers and paparazzi fight over Matthew McConaughey's privacy.

A photographer trying to snap shots of actor Matthew McConaughey surfing in Malibu, Calif., this weekend sparked a brawl between more than a dozen enraged surfers and several paparazzi, some of it caught on video.

"They don't want you here," a surfer yelled at a photographer just before the brawl broke out. "Nobody wants you here."

The video of the confrontations, which took place on two consecutive days, shows surfers surrounding the paparazzi and, then, when the paparazzi refused to leave, fists flying. Several photographers took punches to the face.

"Let's draw a line and we'll fight for the beach," the surfer told the photographers. "If you win, you can have the beach."

The beach brawl is the latest of several incidents involving the paparazzi in the tony beachside community that's home to a number of celebrities, according to Malibu Mayor Pamela Conley.

"We're getting major complaints of people getting put in harm's way," Conley told ABC News. "We have reports from all over Malibu that people are feeling their public safety is at risk."

Balancing Rights With Safety

To address Malibu's safety concerns, including several instances of paparazzi taking pictures in elementary schools, a First Amendment conference was held last April.

Attendees included representatives from the ACLU and Kenneth Starr, the lawyer and former judge who was the special prosecutor in the Clinton-Lewinsky case and is now the dean of the Pepperdine University School of Law in Malibu.

does anyone else think the Lincoln Lawyer kinda looks like fun

has anyone seen it

i thought it looked a bit promising.

i like how ned's title for this thread almost seems tinged with envy.

haha

i kinda wanna hate this guy (esp. for being in all of this shitty chick flicks over the past decade), but i don't begrudge anyone for getting paid and he has been in some good films (mostly in the 1990s) and seems like a likeable enough fellow.

adam scott:

"I shot with Matthew McConaughey [in the last episode of season two], and he was the most confident person I had ever come in contact with. He's kind of become this mythic figure in show business. Like, when he came on the set it just got quiet – everybody’s just in awe of this guy, because he’s a terrific actor and everything but he also has this persona of being … it’s almost like he has this outlandish persona in the vein of Brando or something. Not as eccentric, but he just adds a presence – he kind of walks in the room before he does, you know? And he just looks incredible, his skin is perfectly tan, he smells just amazing … you’re around him and as a man you just feel like your penis disappears."

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IIRC, this was part of his community service for the bongo incident:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA83Yx0-Cqw

the j's for just the k's for keep

http://www.matthewmcconaughey.com/

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"Allegedly Sexy" would be a good Rod Stewart album title (cover art could have a courtroom scene with a hot female witness pointing a finger at Rod)
― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, November 16, 2005

why didn't this ever happen

i try not to be judgmental about famous guys my wife finds attractive since she's cool about my taste in famous ladies so it was funny to me when a Magic Mike ad was playing and she said in a really preemptively embarrassed way "i'm sorry but he's really hot" re: McConaughey

some wife otm

"We found a great rhythm," Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. "Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

The Texas-born actor says he cut the umbilical cord in "one snip" and got to hold his son for the first 15 minutes while doctors worked on Camila. Both he and the Brazilian beauty -- who waited to know the sex of their baby -- say they were not surprised to find out they had a boy.

"I said, 'Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we'd been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila],' Matthew said.

is it wrong that I am imagining McConaughey trying to beatmatch "Bucky Done Gun" to his wife's contractions

nope

no – the first fifteen seconds of Paul Simon's "The Obvious Child."

would birth dance with

also lol @ I saw the pecker

Give it up
Give it up
Give it up
PUSH

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i may have posted this elsewhere but if you didn't watch the food network 2 hour special with guy fieri and mcconaughey, you're missing out

Dennis Lim on the actor's mid career reinvention.

He next stars with Woody Harrelson in “True Detective,” a new HBO series

with bells on, y'all

ditto, completely presold on that

article also links to this, which killed me

http://www.cracked.com/blogimages/2009/04/mattymc_baqi.jpg

I watched The Lincoln Lawyer last week and realized goddamn how much I miss mid nineties Grisham flicks. He's terrific in it.

which means: mainstream "adult" cinema is impoverished that TLL looks like Anatomy of a Murder.

*so impoverished

I watched The Lincoln Lawyer last week and realized goddamn how much I miss mid nineties Grisham flicks. He's terrific in it.

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otm, though if you go back and watch them i think you'll find that you miss the idea of them. TLL is better done than most of em

i remember when i saw ides of march last year, there was this vibe in the theater of everyone being just relieved to watch a movie for adults after the summer of pain

Mr. McConaughey is well aware that there is a perception that he was coasting in those interchangeable romcoms; he maintains it was harder work than people think. “I’ve done romantic comedies that were more difficult than ‘Killer Joe,’ ” he said. “The work is to keep them buoyant. If you dig deep, you try to go to the reality and to the humanity, it’s a 12-minute movie.”

i buy this btw

I won't overrate Grisham adaptations if you and Matt don't overrate his romcoms

The Onion AV Club does a "Random Roles" with Patton Oswalt today, and this happens:

Failure To Launch (2006)—“Techie”
PO: Again, one scene. Me and Sarah Jessica Parker. She was a delight. I remember doing the table read with Matthew McConaughey before she was cast, and his dad was not played by Terry Bradshaw. It was Paul Dooley. He was the best. I said, “You are my favorite movie dad.” He was in Sixteen Candles and Breaking Away. And I think the mom was played by Kathy Bates, who was also amazing at the table read. Then McConaughey shows up in bike shorts and no shirt for the table read. I was sitting across from him, and I could see his right testicle.

AVC: He literally was shirtless for a table read?

PO: Yes. If I looked like that, I’d be shirtless, too. I think he showed up on his bike, so he legitimately had been out biking.

Wesley Morris on McC's imminent AIDS activist movie: "It's Erin Cockovich."

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-toronto-2013-jean-marc-vallees-dallas-buyers-club

i hear good things

Also doing an HBO miniseries in January:

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/09/08/woody-harrelson-matthew-mcconaughey-hbo/

can a mod remove the "allegedly" from the thread title now that this has been confirmed

better keep it to avoid libel suits

how about a dash after sexiest & an exclamation mark after alive

enjoyed "Mud", some reservations about the gender politics notwithstanding. felt like a pretty unusual movie, an odd combo of bildungsroman, noir, and southern gothic

in general definitely enjoying the McConaughsance

It's a terrific movie, yeah.

Ellis and Neckbone are the best

Quite good in Dallas Buyers Club, let down by Oscar-baiting pathos.

^He's really terrific in a pretty formulaic underdog/disease movie. And the gay liberal hysteria over it is quite boring.

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I'm a guy who likes movies about people at work, and this one shows him going from Austin Brockovich to James Bond too quickly.

yeah well, movies

DBC was great but felt like it was 3 hours long somehow

I'm a guy who likes movies about people at work, and this one shows him going from Austin Brockovich to James Bond too quickly.

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you would have preferred the bela tarr version? ;)

he really surprised me with how great he is in DBC, and i mean i'd already seen mud, killer joe, lincoln lawyer, magic mike, bernie - i already knew he was a good actor doing good work. but now i think he might be a great one

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"Allegedly Sexy" would be a good Rod Stewart album title (cover art could have a courtroom scene with a hot female witness pointing a finger at Rod)
― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, November 16, 2005

why didn't this ever happen

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:00 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Maybe I was in the wrong mood, or maybe it's that the trailer sets you up for a different movie, but White Boy Rick seemed quite pointless to me. On the bright side, it's the first time since King of New York I've heard Schoolly-D at the movies (albeit at least a year off on a timeline).

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the synopsis for his new one (SERENITY) is uh....

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The film takes place on a fishing island. Fisherman Baker Dill receives strange visions. Businessman Reid Miller is chasing after Baker with urgent news. Baker’s ex-wife Karen suddenly appears and tasks Baker with killing Frank, her abusive husband. Baker appears to have a telepathic connection with Patrick, the son he had with Karen, and through that decides to put aside his goal of catching a large tuna called “Justice” to help Karen and Patrick.

When Reid finds Baker, he explains he works as a fishing equipment company sales rep, and wants to give him a complimentary fish tracker. However Reid inadvertently reveals to Baker that he is a character in a video game Patrick is playing. The real Baker died during a war, and his son has reprogrammed a fishing video game to live out a fantasy of killing his abusive step-father. The digital Baker is communicating with Patrick through the game’s code. Digital Baker decides to follow his son’s wishes and kill the abusive step-father.

It turns out the scenes of Patrick playing the game were not flashbacks, but concurrent. Just after digital Baker kills the digital stepfather, Patrick picks up a knife to finally confront the real-life abusive step-father who has been beating his mother in the next room for years.

his son has reprogrammed a fishing video game to live out a fantasy of killing his abusive step-father

I saw this movie and it is bonkers and pretty bad but kinda fun to watch despite that

Kind of psyched for The Beach Bum.

I like Hathaway here giving people an out if they don’t want to see it but maintaining the obligation to promote

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtB5mujH-dM/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=zsj9jxuruxue

Baker Dill

his name is basically a fish preparation reference

agree Beach Bum has (limited) potential

I'm always a little bewildered when I discover that some shaggy dog first draft scrawled in an intoxicant haze managed to evade the critical faculties of however many hundreds of people are involved in making a film and who never at any point just came to their senses and said 'but what if we just stopped making this thing?'

i saw serenity this weekend, it was so bad and i loved it. everything about it is over-the-top and ridiculous.

i was sure for the first third of the NYT review that it was a comedy

I'm always a little bewildered when I discover that some shaggy dog first draft scrawled in an intoxicant haze managed to evade the critical faculties of however many hundreds of people are involved in making a film and who never at any point just came to their senses and said 'but what if we just stopped making this thing?'

― See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Monday, January 28, 2019 1:34 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see i appreciate that this can still happen and not everything is focus-grouped into tasteful blandness. this isn't "the room" or anything but i like that there can still be movies that are bad in an entertaining way as opposed to just boring

I'm reading that oral history of Dazed and Confused--never knew about this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCdCuduv0H0