defend the indefensible: SBARRO

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The only place here I've ever seen Sbarro is at the airport. All it seems to be is very overpriced, very poor quality "Italian" food about as nice looking as a reheated frozen pizza. Maybe it isnt the same thing here tho.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), July 30th, 2005.

sbarro is horrid. how it is here is how you described it, trayce.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), July 30th, 2005.

sbarro.
you will like it. or else.

-- donut debonair (do...), April 21st, 2005.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

this is the REAL reason why olive garden won't work in NYC -- if we want shitty italian, we already have sbarros!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

my mom made me eat there today and it made work very uncomfortable for me later

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

It was very exciting when Sbarro first came to East View Mall outside Rochester when I was in high school. I remember kids talking about how HUGE the slices were. I would always get one whenever I went there, and wash it down with an orange julius from the Orange Julius place. ... The funny thing is, it didn't feel pathetic at the time.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

haha i had it at the greece ridge mall.
that should have been my first warning sign that it was a bad idea.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Um, it's fucking great, actually. I prefer it to many new york pizzarias, though not all. Bravo is fucking great, too. Pizza Hut is uniquely good. Little Ceasar's sucks the wang. Papa John's looks SO much better than it tastes for some reason.

― Watch Man, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

this is the REAL reason why olive garden won't work in NYC -- if we want shitty italian, we already have sbarros!

Isn't there a big old Olive Garden right smack dab in the middle of Times Square that's always chock full?

― Watch Man, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

Isn't there a big old Olive Garden right smack dab in the middle of Times Square that's always chock full?

yeah, but that's for stupid tourists. so it doesn't count.

besides, if they didn't eat @ olive garden, they'd eat at some place even shittier -- like tad's steaks.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tampabayprimer.org/images/flag3.jpg
Palestinian students walk under a replica of a Sbarro pizza restaurant sign, which reads "Kosher" in Hebrew, during the opening of an exhibition at Al Najah University in the West Bank town of Nablus, Sunday, Sept. 23, 200. The Sbarro section of the exhibition is a replica of the Aug. 9 Sbarro suicide bombing which killed 15 Israelis and the bomber in Jerusalem. (AP Photo/Nasser Ishtayeh)

and..

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/120/2094/640/an-najah-sbarro-02.jpg

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

I was in Manila for a wedding five years ago and we spent most our time in the mall during the day because the heat was completely oppressive. And I ate at Sbarro every single day, because we were vegetarian and had a hard time finding anything else w/out meat. So Sbarro's cheese pizza kept me alive for five days.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

haha i had it at the greece ridge mall.

That's all modernized and spiffed up and everything now, right? And didn't it kind of sprawl over and absorb Greece Town Mall too? Last time I was there, like 12 years ago, those places were still sort of rundown and full of great wacky '70s "installations" and stuff. One of them had this like shag-carpeted relaxation pit.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

greece ridge is still ghetto.
marketview is garbage.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

I love my spelling errors. Sometimes I just sit back and marvel at them, wondering what that part of my brain was doing when I typed it.

― Watch Man, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

greece ridge is still ghetto.
marketview is garbage.

Poor Rochester. I guess it's hard with Kodak evaporating and all.

But you've still got Sbarro, I guess.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

I was really hoping this thread would be about sbarro, the bonkers/tasteless car designer and modifier!

― haitch to the izz-o (haitch), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

I had this shit exactly once, in a belgian railway station. I chose a slice of seafood pizza, it barely tasted like pizza at all. So memorably bad that I tore off the "sbarro" logo from the cardboard thingie under the slice, to remind myself of the worst pizza I've ever eaten. Just think of it, if I hadn't done that, I probably would've totally forgotten the name, and thus would never have posted on this thread! Heavy shit, man.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

i remember going to visit a friend in long island when i was in high school and he said 'let's get pizza, there's this great italian place i know...' and he took me to sbarro. i don't think he was kidding, and it wasn't just that he was cheap (we also ate tavern on the green several times), i think he genuinely thought it was great.

when i worked at the mall in college, sbarro was a quick easy meal that didn't cost too much, although i wouldn't eat there unless i was trapped at work for 7 or 8 hours at least.

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

umm...I think I grabbed a pizza or two there once.

how 'icky' of me....

what other 'embarrassing' food have I eaten?

― mickey raft (mickeygraft), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

how bad can it be?!? its pizza!

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

Good grief, I had forgotten about Sbarro. We had one in Woking for a while and it was teh hip. I think they must have put an end to UK ops because I haven't seen one for ages.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

yall are spoiled as hell, this shit is like fancy dining to me

― _, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

better pizza than you can get in the UK.

― a, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

I've never had it be bad, just not great. At least its not bready and cheese-poor, that is the worst. It might be worse overseas.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

I think it's among the greasiest pizza I've had. Not that that's always a bad thing, but it's not always welcome, either.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

There's a Sbarro in Euston Station...

How is it pronounced? What does it mean?

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Spar-oh is close enough. Is it somebody's name?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sbarro.com/welcome/history.cfm

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

As far as mall food court places go, there are worse. As a standalone restaurant, this place has to suck. Fazoli's might beat it, easily, although I can't remember if they serve pizza.

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

The pizza at Fazoli's is dire. Worse than Sbarro because they try to make it with a thicker crust.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Ew ew EW. I used to always pass through the WTC concourse when I was hungry (some kind of space-time continuum warp, I'm sure) and the Sbarros always smelled so yummy and tomato-saucy and all those good things. And then I'd be SUCKERED into a slice which would have turned to SILICONE PUTTY under the heat lamps and would nevertheless cost me, like, five bucks. And then something insidious in the waxy cheese would go to my brain and ZIP wipe out the memory of exactly how bad it was, SO I'D DO IT AGAIN NEXT TIME.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

the summer between i my freshman and sophomore years of college i worked at a bank, where i was employed aside the heiress to the sbarro fortune -- her parents thought that if she had a job, she'd develop some business acumen. too bad she was as dumb as a post, and as a bonus, totally condescending to, racist regarding, and suspicious of her maid. also she spoke in such a way that it was pretty much impossible to understand her, which was a problem since we all worked as bank tellers and had to deal with the public every day.

this did not stop her from being kicked into the management track midway through the summer though.

also, the cheese they use on their pizza is nasty. put that shit on a comics page and it'll copy every drawing upside-down.

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it's chain pizza, but it's really not that bad. I like the "stuffed" slices where there is a thin layer of crust on top.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

put that shit on a comics page and it'll copy every drawing upside-down.

Wow, pretty cool! I'm going to have to remember to try this the next time I find myself there.

Actually I always thought their pizza was passable (not great), if over-priced.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

i got food poisoning from a sbarro's once. but yeah, there are worse places.

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Is Fazoli's the place where someone walks around with a basket and tongs giving you an endless supply of free chewy breadsticks? If so, no contest.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

TONG FAN

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.matsonfilms.com/img/1Sheet.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Me and Sisqo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

It's pretty delicious and it's only in the mall at a stand. They also have caffeine free Mr. Pibb.

I used to know this completely stupid girl who called it "sharpo." I tried to explain it to her, have her sound it out, but no go.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

HOW MANY SBARROS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY TERRORISM? 2 AT LEAST!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

Is Fazoli's the place where someone walks around with a basket and tongs giving you an endless supply of free chewy breadsticks?

It is! I used to go there all the time when we lived in Ohio!

― Mun K.E. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

The pasta is AWFUL though.

― Mun K.E. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I have gotten sick 3x after eating at Fazoli's. Never again.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

pizaa ONLY at Sbarro's, dude

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

The pizza is mediocre. One thing I will say though - some of them have this by-the-pound food bar which is not bad. You can get some chicken, pasta, and even vegetables at rest stops where your only other options is KFC or Burger King.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

they have pasta at sbarro's?!

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

you'd need a hazmat suit for that shit

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah. avoid.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

i remember the WTC sbarro -- i was also "tricked" into eating there a few times. the food was the very definition of "meh."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

The worst is when you're really hungry and get a ton of food from a semi crappy place... like Sbarro. After your first slice you make like 3 bites on the second and have no more desire to eat it.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

check birmingham new street fior more last minute train desperation food choice. sbarro there is sort of morphed with upper crust i think

oh shit i thinmk u must all be wtrong cos it says here "Sbarro has continually reaffirmed its commitment to sophisticated and inventive Italian fare"

did u not realise how inventive it was. they invented a way to make italian food worse than shit.

― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

It's definitely meh. I'm just saying that I'm still happy to see it when my only options are fast food.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

i am oddly hungry for pizza now, however

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I remember always getting a slice of stuffed pizza at Sbarro and an Orangina when I was a kid and we took day trips to DC or Baltimore. I thought it was pretty fancy. :)

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

ditto strng

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

i remember the WTC sbarro -- i was also "tricked" into eating there a few times.

tricked by terrorists?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

their spaghetti and steamed vegetables - no sauce - are closer to real food than most of what you'll find in an I-95 rest stop. but it's doused in msg, I think.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I ate at that WTC Sbarro's a few times too, usually on my way to the PATH. I wouldn't say I was tricked though.

One thing about Sbarro's pizza is that it seems like their crust is usually a bit too oily. It's really a shame to be reduced to eating at Sbarro's in NYC, when there are often much better pizza options available.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Is the actual original Ray's in NYC actually BAD as I am told?

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I was reduced to Sbarro's in NYC once. I spent a week basically living on slices from neighborhood joints (inc. many Ray's, original Ray's, and real original Ray's), but one day I had to hang out with my aunt in Manhattan and do touristy stuff. I hadn't eaten all day was as hungry as I'd ever been, and of course the only thing in sight was a Sbarro's. After I said goodbye to her I RAN in there, and say what you want about it but it got the job done.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Is the actual original Ray's in NYC actually BAD as I am told?

I don't know which Ray's is the original - as I think several of them make that claim. Most of the ones I've been to are nothing special. There's one on 6th Ave, around like 10th St or so, that puts an enormous amount of cheese on their pizzas - so I guess that's good if you like lots of cheese.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Daniel_Rf, you're lucky that the only consequence of choosing a slice of seafood pizza (why!?) from a vendor in a trainstation food stand was that it didn't taste much like pizza. you're just lucky you didn't end up like astor riviera up there.

i wouldn't necessarily praise sbarro. but there were much worse options in the metrocenter mall food court. i liked the spinach calzones for a time, i remember.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Food-court fast food, etc.

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Sbarro's food almost always looks better than it tastes. And, yeah, as someone upthread noted, they do/did like to locate near Orange Julius.

I associate both franchises with the 1980s for some reason, btw.

― M. V. (M.V.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

ray's pizza isn't so great, either. but i'd take it over sbarro (at least for pizza), if for no other reason than it's a bit less homogenous a chain (fancy way of saying that SOME of the ray's have good pizza).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I associate both franchises with the 1980s for some reason, btw.

Huh, so do I.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.

― [email protected], Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

ts: orange julius vs. nedick's

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

SPADGETTY OR NOT. SBARRO.

― [email protected], Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I've had some pretty bad street corner pizza, even in new york. At least Sbarro's is a known quantity.

― :[ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

There are definitely worse pizza places than Sbarro, even in NYC. But there are also many better (and cheaper), once you find where they are. However, a Sbarro with high turn-over could still be better than a neighborhood favorite with low turn-over, if you're going to end up with the one particular slice with your favorite toppings that's been sitting under the hot lights since breakfast.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I dislike most food - the seafood pizza was the only thing available which didn't feature some foodstuff that I couldn't stand for. I am aware of these tales about bad seafood being a most risky venture, but attribute them mostly to supersitition and followers of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred's "Necronomicon".

And how *did* Astor end up? Posting links to sbarro sites? That really doesn't sound all too frightening.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I dislike most food

wtf

― _, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

otm

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

lol

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

omg

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

atm machine

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

otm mark.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

lemme tell you something. as a kid growing up in the midwest, sbarro was the Led Zeppelin of fast-food/cheap pizza chains. better than domino's, little caesar's, and pizza hut. but not as good as virtually every other pizza joint in northern IL. So i only went there a few times, primarily to the one at Spring Hill Mall in Dundee. i think this is nostalgia and nothing more speaking; if i had it today i'd probably vomit.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Did they have Rocky Rococo's up by you, Gear? We had those until sometime in the early 90s when they all mysteriously converted to Pizza Huts.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Rocky's. When I was a kid, I LOVED that place, and then they mysteriously disappeared in SE Wisconsin. Now there appears to be a Rocky Rococo's renaissance, but after having one down the hall from my office for six months I can't ever eat it again.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

There was some inscrutable family joke about drinking your soda to the bottom of Rocky's head (i.e., the image on the cup), but fuck if I can remember it now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I dislike most food
wtf

Almost no veggies, very few kinds of fruit, fish is a seldom occasion. I mostly subsist on meat and candy. Not proud of it or anything!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

i don't think there was a Rocky Rococo's....the places I would usually go to were Nick's in Crystal Lake, Bill's in Mundelein, the Foxhole in McHenry (cheap pub pizza, but good), Barnaby's (scattered throughout the suburbs), and of course Giordano's.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Is Rocky Rococo the place with Leon Redbone?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Woman: Does this bus go to the Garden?
Bus driver: No, the M10 or 20 goes to Madison Square Garden.
Woman: Not that Garden: Olive Garden!

from Overheardinnewyork.com

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I kind of like Olive Garden.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

They used to have a pretty decent fettucini with green beans in white wine sauce, but then they stopped making it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

It's the Italian Denny's.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

It was the romantic hot-spot of Williamsburg, VA.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

daniel, i don't understand why you would choose seafood pizza over a plain slice. seems risky.

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

There wuz no plain slice, only ones with icky greens that I didn't want to peel off. Hunger - and hunger for stuff I'd like - was very much overtaking security concerns. That seafood just looked yummy (and it was, in fact, the "best" part of the meal.) Also I hadn't had much sleep

It's great that ILX takes such an interest in my dietary habits tho! :)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

I think I've only been to Olive Garden once.

Barnaby's? Doesn't sound familiar. The northern and southern suburbs of Chicago are like DIFFERENT WORLDS.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.posneradv.com/img/ec/sbarro-prn01big.jpg

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Eisbär otm

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Is Famiglia any good?

― Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Ummm, full disclosure? I have a soft spot for the Olive Garden, or at least for the seafood alfredo. I just don't mistake it for actual Italian food. There was a funny article online...ah, here it is -- in USA Today -- in which Marcella Hazan and her husband go to OG and report on what they find:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/mds048.htm

― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

It's not inedible, like Ray's (the original what?). But I don't know if I'd call it good. (xpost)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

it's edible, usually.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

TIME FOR SPADGETTY AT SBARRO. EAT THE GOOD SBARRO SPADGETTY. NAPKIN DISPENDER.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 20 October 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

excellent timing on the thread revival.

i love this thread.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 20 October 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

i love the thread, too! wish i could say the same about sbarro's food, though :-(

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 20 October 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

As for D-ing the I, it was the source of a good joke in the US version of The Office. Michael goes to a conferance in NY and says to the camera "one great thing about being in New York is the pizza" or words to that affect, then we see him bee-lining to a Sbarro's.

I'm not sure if I've ever eaten there, there was one in our local mall for a while, but it looked like a last resort type of option for eating. But as someone implied upthread, there's almost no such thing as *bad* pizza, just various levels of goodness. I've eaten Little Caesar's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, Round Table (my fave of the big chains), Mama's and Papa's (free pizza on your birthday = once a year I get one to go) and enjoyed it all, though I would never pick them as exemplary of quality dining.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 20 October 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

But as someone implied upthread, there's almost no such thing as *bad* pizza, just various levels of goodness.

hmm the pizza/sex simile isn't even on this thread!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 20 October 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm not saying Sbarro's is a good as (even "bad") sex. Just that if someone offered me a "slice" and I were hungry I wouldn't turn it down.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 20 October 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

the point was not that it's as good as sex. it's that like sex, pizza, even when not so great, is still not bad and you'll take it.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 20 October 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

if sbarro = sex, then it would be a mercy fuck.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 20 October 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, then, I'll accept not so great sex down to a mercy fuck. But like pizza, it's best while you're experiencing it not to think about all the great pizza you've eaten in your life.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 20 October 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

The ONLY places in Moscow you can just get a quick slice, so no complaints from me. (And they're surviving, whereas Pizza Hut is going belly up every couple of years.)

― i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Friday, 20 October 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

jon 100% OTM below:

The worst is when you're really hungry and get a ton of food from a semi crappy place... like Sbarro. After your first slice you make like 3 bites on the second and have no more desire to eat it.

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 19th, 2005.

and i think that i ate at that sbarro in euston station when i was last in the UK!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 20 October 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

That sbarro is now gone! (The only place I would eat at euston station)

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

In about 1982 a mall opened downtown and there was a Sbarro. I was just thankful that there was no "American" cheese on their pizza when I discovered it in 8th grade, because otherwise that shit definitely featured on any pizza sold in Minnesota.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you fucking New Yorkers and your spoiled rotten ways. Here in Ohio, as far as non-hideous pizza goes, Sbarro is pretty much the only game in town. I wish I lived in a city with more restaurants.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

there is simply no way in hell Sbarro is the best pizza in Ohio.

― a|ex (Pareene), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Indiana maybe.

― a|ex (Pareene), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

it absolutely is NOT the best pizza in ohio.

i bought a drink from an airport sbarro the other day and the steam table offerings were: weird patties of crap bobbing in red or white liquid (chicken parm or chicken francese), toxic-looking meatballs, and dried-out slices that still managed to shimmer with grease. bleurgh.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever. Sbarro mushroom slice is great, 'cause they marinate the mushrooms in garlic and oil. Admittedly, you've got to hit up the right Sbarro at the right time, but there's no knocking it.

(I'm actually of the opinion that pizza purists hate fun. Pizza should be thought of as a plural noun. Pizzas in Italy, New York, Chicago, Sbarro, etc. are so different as to be considered different foods and not judged against each other. Sbarro is fast food, sure, but their 'pizza' is teh good)

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT? No, it's not. Even Pizza Hut pizza is better, and although I remember the Hut fondly through the kind veil of time and my then-inexperience with the pizzas of the world, I'm aware that it probably sucks.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

it has nothing to do with purism and everything do with not liking undelicious food.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

One thing in their defense is that they have spinach in a number of their items. I think that's the only reason I've eaten there.

― You must be JOking! (section241), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro was the cause of one of the messiest, nastiest public toilet shitting experiences of my whole entire life.

Let me elaborate.

It started out like any Sunday really, sun shining, birds singing, morning newspaper open on the kitchen table. Then I ate at a shopping mall Sbarro. Suddenly I was seized with the urge to explosively blow feces out my anus, covering the inside of some mens room toilet and my ass cheeks with brown, yucky poop. I satisfied the urge by doing just that. Flushing such a work of art seemed a crime, so I moved to the next stall to clean myself up. My (and Sbarro's!) creation may still be seen at the 3rd stall from the left, southwest wing mens room, Twelve Oaks Mall, Novi, MI from 9AM to 9PM S-S.

― Logged Outt (loggedoutt), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro is not the same everywhere people. Places where they make it really thin and oily = CLASSIC; Thick with congealed cheese = DUD

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

you can't get diarrhoea from things you just ate so your shit can't be sbarro's fault

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro was the cause of one of the messiest, nastiest public toilet shitting experiences of my whole entire life.

Let me elaborate.

ALWAYS A GOOD START

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 20 October 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I really don't think Sbarro pizza is gross or anything. Even in NYC and NJ there are a lot of worse pizza places.

Pizza Hut is genuinely foul and revolting though.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't mind pizza hut back in the day. but i haven't eaten at one in more than a decade, and the ones i've seen in NYC always look nasty beyond belief (they're usually paired with equally-vile looking tad's steaks and dunkin' donuts franchises).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

the key to Sbarro, the ginormous cheap garlic knots.

A slice of pizza is as much food as a two garlic knots:

Two garlic knots: $1
One slice of cheeze pizza: $7 (ok ok, $3)

You know about their meh cheese. You do the math. (and you even get the knots wrapped in foil!)

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

good pizza at affordable prices with more consistent quality control than even the best ny pizza, provided you like sbarro's pizza, which i do

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

kicks the shit out of pizza hut in ny, let's put it that way

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

beats pizza hut? that's not saying much.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

you can't get diarrhoea from things you just ate so your shit can't be sbarro's fault

Exactly. This is a classic example of people believing they are correct. It is exactly this sort of arrogant and entitled attitude that has our public restrooms in such foul shape.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost — It is saying no more than it implies! What other big pizza chains are there? Dominos? Little Cesar? Pizza Hut is the king of pizza chains and Sbarro's is better. Sbarro's is better than a lot of ny pizza places, too, whose quality often varies wildly according to time of day.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro's is depressingly one of the only places in the whole of the Western Suburbs of Chicago where you can get an actual slice of pizza, and not some horrible Chicago-style thin crust party cut monstrosity with cardboard crust and crappy cheese.

Like, it's crap, but at least it's crap that vaguely resembles New York pizza. I *hate* Chicago-style thin crust more than anything in the goddamn world.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, people, CUT INTO SQUARES. SQUARES!

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

mmm barnaby's

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

anyway you should make the drive to giordano's or something! no need to settle on sbarro.

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Giordano's is always burnt, and is still Chicago-style.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like you're talking about Rocky Roccocco's to me.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

(or is that just a midwest joint?)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

wtf giordano's is great!

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

i hate giordano's.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I just ate at Bravo! Lord how I wish it was Sbarro.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro is only marginally worse than your typical Ray's/Original Ray's

― a regal trolley (aaron a), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

actually i have ok memories of sbarro. it reminds me of the early '90s and failed attempts at meeting mallrat girls.

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

The Sbarro's in Garden State Plaza (an "upscale" mall) is really funny - they try to match the clientele by having shelves of fancy-looking bottles of mineral water and olive oil (none of which makes it into the food)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 20 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

MORE REVIVING PLZ!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 21 October 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

you can't get diarrhoea from things you just ate so your shit can't be sbarro's fault

NOT TRUE

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 21 October 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

I once saw an employee at the WTC Sbarro pouring orange juice over chicken cutlets, apparently because he thought the juice would make them more tender.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Also: those motherfuckers there NEVER ONCE could fill a dish without getting tomato sauce and runny cheese all over it, thereby ensuring that I'd always be holding a leaky bag next to my work shirts. (Though to be fair, yeah, it is kinda impossible to dish out Italian food quickly AND neatly.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

oj and chicken cutlets are as perfect as meatballs made with grape jelly. Don't knock til you try!

― Portable Dorkness (Dick Butkus), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

I once saw an employee at the WTC Sbarro pouring orange juice over chicken cutlets, apparently because he thought the juice would make them more tender.

there's some truth to this -- all marinades are acidic, and they make meat tender as well as add flavor. but there has to be more than just orange juice in the marinade. also it does have to sit for a few hours.

― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

The OJ idea sounds like something I'd come up with in one of my weirder food-crave moments, but the cutlets, IIRC, were already soaked in tomato sauce and cheese, and the OJ was that nasty reconstituted stuff that comes from the fountains, so I imagined they'd probably taste both cloying and corrosively acidic.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

sbarro meets dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine thread?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

My mom used to use orange juice in chicken marinades - but yeah, combined with tomato that sounds foul.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

was he pouring it over the cutlets that were already cooked and sitting in the serving trays? that sounds like something a sbarro employee might do. i have used orange juice in fish marinade before - pretty good, but somehow i have the feeling that whatever this dude was doing probably didn't fall under the acceptable usages of orange juice in meat preparation. i'd think they get the cutlets pre-cooked and just reheat them or something since it is fast food and all.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

we should do a headcount as to how many NYC ILXors ate at the WTC sbarro's -- there's me, mike, o_nate, and laurel. who else?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

i may have eaten there once, but i have no vivid memory of it. i know i ate at the times square location.

― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

airport headcount next plz

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

shit goddamn

Welsh's OJ over stale fried cutlets?

SBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRO

OK, fuck the garlic knots. I'm not going back ever.

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'll have the dark burgandy "pizza sauce" at Round Table instead.. which is saying a lot.

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'll see u at the airport soon enough and there will be no way to deny it

― sbarro guy (jergins), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

$5 for the stale fried pasta bake in tomato water please?

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Westlake Center Mall Sbarro's is probably the worst food on the planet where money is exchanged.

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

Welsh's OJ over stale fried cutlets?

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

there was a certain heaviness in the teenage gut tho that made that place make sense

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's the big bright Italian colors over the heated objects that's supposed to the food. Sbarro has a good outer frame.

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Monday, 23 October 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

I met a friend in Brussels once, who took us out for a slap up feed. In a Sbarro under a train station. We drank beer from a vending machine.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

we should do a headcount as to how many NYC ILXors ate at the WTC sbarro's -- there's me, mike, o_nate, and laurel. who else?!?

i don't remember doing so, but it's possible - i spent a summer commuting through there. i ate sbarro LAST NIGHT tho. broccoli/spinach/tomato pizza, and it wasn't terrible.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

I remember eating in some place near the Northeast corner of the mall?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

never went to Menchanko-Tei

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm trying to avoid the much better cafeteria pizza at work just for health reasons, and this thread being alive is honestly helping me from eating pizza bigtime. Please keep it up! :D

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

i like how this is recently the late-night top of the board thread for me

― jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

btw, chicken marinated in orange juice isn't all that out of the ordinary

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm, just imagine the suction sound of that Minute Maid orange juice concentrate leaving its frosty paper container, hittin' that ravine of soggy Swanson's flash thawed fried chicken cutlets in that pool of dilute tomato water.

*Sbarropr0n*

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

btw, chicken marinated in orange juice isn't all that out of the ordinary

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/tomrapp.jpg

― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

NO SBARRO FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU, DONUT BITCH!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

no vegemite at sbarros!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

SPADGETTY

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 26 January 2007 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

spagehtti

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 26 January 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

happy anniversary, SBARRO thread. let's all dance around the nabkin dispender!!

― Eisbaer, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/1742/300sbarroos8.jpg

― abanana, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

finally, a picture of t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧!!!

― Eisbaer, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

man i'd kill for a big greasy heartburn inducing shirt staining slice of sbarro right now.

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

we're gonna go to the mall food court that has sbarro so I can make my sbarro-obsessed friend eat it while I get panda express

― mh, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://pandaexpress.com/images/imageWokkingOFC.jpg

― mh, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

we're gonna go to the mall food court that has sbarro so I can make my sbarro-obsessed friend eat it while I get panda express

-- mh, Friday, October 19, 2007 10:14 PM (Friday, October 19, 2007 10:14 PM) Bookmark Link

oh man, i could go for a slice of pepperoni from sbarro and chase that fucker with a strawberry julius.

yeah.

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

hell ya!

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 21 October 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

tim@kfc is a real champ

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 21 October 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

yum!

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

SBARFO

― Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

SBARRLOL

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kerenmalki.org/images/Sbarro_Aftermath_AP_2.jpg

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

sbarro is good airport food

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

the fine dining:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/z764536/05-06-2008/DSC00015-1.jpg

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

sbarro is good airport food

yeah -- after being stuck in stockton, ca (i.e., the armpit of CA) for a month now i can see why people who don't know better or have no better option would go apeshit over this place!

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

eh i mean most airports if they aren't new/updated have a burger king/mcdonalds, a sbarro and some type of "deli" place and maybe something "ethnic" like bad chinese or bad mexican and ill probably choose a hueg thin slice of pizza every time

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

ive never seen sbarro outside of a food court situation though

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

aka food ghetto

― Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

they had those huge pepperoni slices with like goopy cheese and 20 pepperonis that weren't quite right but still amazing

― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

i knew i would be able to count u among sbarro supporters

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

i know you knew!

― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

Singularly spiceless food.

― Eric H., Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

1. In many highway rest stops, the best dining option.
2. Girl I liked in high school used to work there so I spent much time at the other side of the food court mooning towards Sbarro's. That leaves an indelible mark on you.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

3. nabkin dispender

― I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

dispend the indispendable

― I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

if it's the only option = go for it.
if there's a micky dee's = go for it over the sbarro
if there is "any other fast food chain" available at the same time = go for it over sbarro
sadly sbarro imo, has not even got the "passable status" of shakey's pizza or dominos pizzo, two of the lowest quality mass produced delivery pizza, while it still can equal a generic frozen dinner entree. imo, it's overpriced for the product produced. For what you get, go for the fatty fries at micky Dees and spend 1/2 the $$

― Wiggy Woo, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

oh come on now

― Jordan, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

i dunno if dominos is better...

― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

.....

― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

yeah it's debatable. i prefer bad ny style pizza to bad whatever style dominoes is

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

Shitstyle

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

I hear they make pizza with pasta on top? It's called pasta pizza.

― moley, Thursday, 23 October 2008 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

I worked at sbarro in a mall for a while. Me and a coworker would go in the boss's office and climb a ladder to the cellar area (wooden shit) and smoke cigs. The best food there was probably the baked ziti but the cheese pizza was ok too (yeah it was greasy and floppy). Mind you this was 8 years ago. One time I was dusting the top of one of those glass hanging lights (behind the cash register) and I accidentally unscrewed it and it shattered all over the floor. the day I finally quit I stole $50 out of the register.... when I went to get the job back next summer they wouldn't let me because somehow they caught on.. I played innocent anyways.

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 23 October 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

When I worked a McDonalds I think a cockroach fell our of the bun fryer machine (you stick buns in and they slide out all toasted like). Well if it was a cockroach it certainly was toasted like.

When I worked at a dining hall some guy got a grasshopper in his coffee, wtf. He came to me to complain. I was like, "WHAT", maybe a little too loud, and then told him I would get the manager LOL

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 23 October 2008 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

i used to love sbarro so much until like age 20. i always made my parents stop at ramapo (or is it sloatsburg i dunno) rest stop because they had a sbarro, also there were lots of hasidic jews at that rest stop all the time and i always thought that was weird.

― harbl, Thursday, 23 October 2008 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

They are responsible for the garlic-butter scented miasma that I have to wade through every morning at the train station.

Also I got a stomach bug shortly after eating at their MSP airport location.

No love.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 23 October 2008 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

every morning at the train station

I mean, at 7:30 a.m.! People eat this for breakfast?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 23 October 2008 12:26 (seventeen years ago)

mooning towards Sbarro's

good username option

― metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 23 October 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

I do like their garlic knots ... such a seemingly simple thing that seems impossible for non-Sbarro places here.

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

it helps that garlic knots can be tasty when stale and oilsoggy.

― Sbarrohawk (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

i was going through a pile of recent receipts last night and i was all WTF when i saw one for sbarro. i haven't eaten at sbarro in years! i forgot i bought a vitamin water there a few weeks ago at 3am in the international terminal at JFK.

― thandie newman (get bent), Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

lol

we are all sbarro

― Sbarrohawk (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

Sbarro is delicious in a shitty pizza sort of way, esp the sausage & pepperoni slices. I'm not ashamed.

Except for the one across from Penn Station; that thing is a portal to hell.

― the bourgeoisie and the rebel (Stevie D), Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

will sbarro be a casualty of the economic downturn?!? 15 Companies That Might Not Survive 2009

Sbarro. (Privately owned; about 5,500 employees). It's not the pizza that's the problem. Many of this chain's 1,100 storefronts are in malls, which is a double whammy: Traffic is down, since consumers have put away their wallets. Sbarro can't really boost revenue by adding a breakfast or late-night menu, like other chains have done. And competitors like Domino's and Pizza Hut have less debt and stronger cash flow, which could intensify pressure on Sbarro as key debt payments come due in 2009.

― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

SBARRO. NOT PIZZA PROBLEM. CHANE STOREFRODS IN MALLS, IS DOUBLE WHAMY. TRAFFIC DOWN. CONSUBERS PUT AWAY WALITS. CAN'T BOOST REVANUE. CAN'T ADD BREKFESET OR LATE MENU. NOT LIKE OTHER CHANE. COMPEDIDORS LIKE DOMANO AND PIZZUT NO DEBT. STRONG CASH FLOW. INTENISY PRESSURE ON SBARRO AS KEY DET PAYMENTS COME DUE IN 2009.

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Last meal I had at a Sbarro was a roadside highway rest-stop place and it was totally horrible, not at all like early 80s mall memories. Wretched!

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

aw man, i would kill to read a financial analysis that's written like a T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ post.

― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

Why can't they add a late night menu? Who doesn't eat pizza late at night?

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

Malls close too early.

― WmC, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

ohhhhh...

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

there's a sbarro in union station, why don't they just move out of malls and to horrible transit hubs instead?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

Who was still going to malls, even before the economic doomsday?

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

13 year olds who haven't discovered hanging out in denny's

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

my understanding is that the state of minnesota has recently been converted into a mall

― max, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

Aww, nostalgia. I remember discovering the joy of hanging out in a Dennys-like establishment. That's what Sbarro should do. Freestanding stores, 24-7 hours, cappucino instead of regular coffee and improved pizza.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

With my admittedly shabby knowledge of business, I'd assume that one of their main problems is that with all that debt they're probably not in a good position to experiment with entirely new restaurant models.

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

that's why you need to invest in this dream.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

Why not a breakfast menu? I propose the breakfast pasta meal: a big congealed plate of fricking spaghetti with egg and bacon, sevred with a coffee.

― moley, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

the mall thing again, prob

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

BTW malls should do more early-opening sales -- people love going shopping early for a bargain because it makes them feel like they're really puttin in the work.

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, malls usually open at 8am for old people who like to walk, but businesses dont open until 10.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

Are they targeting the senior citizen walker crowd enough? Senior citizens love stuff in steam trays!

― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:28 (seventeen years ago)

does sbarro do delivery?!?

― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

Senior citizens love stuff in steam trays!

LOL FUNNY COS ITS TRUE

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wrinkydinks.com/familytreeimaging/brussels.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

wait no wrong place

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:33 (seventeen years ago)

Some diner-type place should do Eggs in Hell (eggs poached in spicy tomato sauce, served over pasta) for breakfast, but they'd have to be cooked to order, so that leaves out Sbarro.

― WmC, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:33 (seventeen years ago)

the place i knew that did eggs in hell served it with garlic bread instead of pasta -- this was an improvement btw.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

man maybe that was the right place for that picture, i would go to sbarro if it was staffed by baby wookies or whatever that thing is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

13 year olds who haven't discovered hanging out in denny's

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/131a.jpg

― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

I was trying to find a pic of a Sbarro hat to put on that wookie dog, but GIS has failed me.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

also, Support Eric Murphy. Buy Sbarro Sauce

― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

i cant hate on sbarro too much. they introduced me to a baked ziti dish which i have been addicted to ever since.

― Yellow Carded (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/812/812430/entourage-hotandthestoned_460_1187011296.jpg

"HEY! GIVE SBARRO A CHANCE! JUST FUCKIN TRY IT, A'RIGHT?"

― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

yearly sbarro thread revival ... YAY

― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sbarro-stuffed-pizza.jpg

― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.crewdiscount.com/ports/nassau/restaurants/sbarro_menu1.jpg

― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 October 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

Why has no one pointed out that S'barro is fast food speak for 'it's burro' (as in meat source)?

― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 19 October 2009 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

if sbarro goes out of business then I can put them back on my resume

― hatchet, axe and saw supervisor (CaptainLorax), Monday, 19 October 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

and i think that i ate at that sbarro in euston station when i was last in the UK!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, October 20, 2006 2:56 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That sbarro is now gone! (The only place I would eat at euston station)
― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, October 20, 2006 3:10 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

SBARRO.

― richard melville hell (crüt), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

SBARRO!

― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

SBARRO?

― polymath & psychics club (Lamp), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

My friend was a manager of Sbarro for a week. He told me the secret seasoning for their jojo potatoes is paprika. Try not to abuse this Sbarro secret!

― great & spacious building (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

If I have my way, this secret will die with me, or even sooner.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

i've always said that a little paprika goes a LONG way ...

― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

it's the WMD of the spice world.

― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKuT3dIwfc&feature=related

― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

YUP (re Michael Scott)

― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

SUGGESTBARRO

― Aerosol, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

when i knew no better i loved their ziti. in fact i prob would still like it.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

ha! was just going to say that their ziti is sort of great in a "I'm at the airport and this is the best shitty food I'm going to get so why the hell not" sort of way.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

3rded about their ziti and lasagna ... it's at least edible (if never great), and i'd eat Sbarro ziti and lasagna before i'd eat same from Olive Garden or certain non-chain pizza joints.

― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

I've never been to Olive Garden and I kind of want to change that.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

their breadsticks are delicious

― akm, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

and never ending

― akm, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

I have heard this rumor.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

BANGKRUPTCY.
NABKIN DISPENDER.

― andrew m., Friday, 1 April 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4307940750_3abc3ebe28.jpg

― LISTEN SHITBIRD (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

No one will miss Sbarro. But expecting it to be "Italian" is like expecting German food at a hot dog stand. Stick with the pizza, fake marinara is the worst thing on earth!

― don't smurf (u s steel), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, February 10, 2009 7:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

beaten to the punch ... i hope the Sbarro thread can live on though!

― a regular Brick City Britney, she is. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

worst fukn food

― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

seems like it would burn

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

i didn't know t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧ had a finance degree!

― j., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.slate.com/id/2293006/pagenum/all/#p2

slate officially half a decade behind ilx

― goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx

― dayo, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

I laughed out loud reading most of this; a shame he didn't visit Sbarro locations at interstate rest stops.

― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

Pizza Hut is emphasizing its "WingStreet" brand

― Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx

― dayo, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ditto

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

we should sue!

― Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

Blair Chancey, editor of fast-food trade journal QSR magazine, told me that Sbarro's target demographic is "young, hungry males," and this might be so. But it also seems as though Sbarro courts the indifferent eater—tourists, children, people who just want a slice and a place to sit while they talk about the amazing pants they saw on sale at The Limited.

like we suspected ... sbarro targeted hungry bros and Michael Scott.

― Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

the dispender demo

― Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx

― dayo, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ditto

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 7:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

rolling thread?

― dblake (symsymsym), Thursday, 5 May 2011 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

Aww, Sbarro…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-s-SeigWs

― naus, Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

NAPKIN DISPENDER.

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I swear Little Caesar's is infinitely better. But all they have are 2-second pizzas and yummy breadsticks.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Civil Rights Day at the Fucking Ballpar (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

My brother-in-law just gave me this as a wedding gift at the groom's dinner:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8463/8104389200_660fede01b.jpg

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

u read my mind eric h. i knew it was time for the yearly revival of this thread.

also lol @ that t-shirt.

― spicy bacon, bitch! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

ten months pass...

COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES.

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

THEY DO THE REST.

― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)

there's a sbarros near the kremlin in moscow and i've eaten there.

― zingon grammar (Treeship), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)

*sbarro.

― zingon grammar (Treeship), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)

СБАРРО

― j., Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)

Was just in Manhatten and only saw one Sbarro's. They used to be everywhere there when I was a kid.

― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

Is it near penn station? That area is like a radiation zone of undead chain restaurants you don't see elsewhere in the city

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:11 (twelve years ago)

Similar deal at port authority iirc

― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)

Yeah you could probably just mark penn station to Times Square as a corridor of that. I really hate that whole part of manhattan

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06TVYqXcxk

― I Am the Cosimo Code (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

if you really miss 'em in Manhattan, you can hop the PATH and eat @ the one in the Newport Centre Mall. there's one @ the Hoboken train station, but it's still closed on account of Sandy.

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

they also have two in Dublin, Ireland!!

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

155 fewer nabkin dispenders.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/sbarro-close-155-locations-22589321

― Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Oh no

― curmudgeon, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:37 (twelve years ago)

They should just use money.

― Eric H., Friday, 21 February 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

― j., Friday, 19 May 2017 18:09 (nine years ago)

they have one in Aruba. i know, because i walked past it in the airport.

http://vintage.johnnyjet.com/photos/Aruba-April-2009-285.JPG

― 빨간 럼 ఎరుపు రమ్ רום אדום (Eisbaer 👼), Sunday, 21 May 2017 18:02 (nine years ago)

pizza has to be pretty fucking bad before I won't eat it

― akm, Sunday, 21 May 2017 19:07 (nine years ago)

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