Alex Jones

There's a whole chapter in Ronson's book "Them" where him and Jones 'infiltrate' the B0h3mi4n Gr0v3.

I called Alex Jones, the radio and TV talk-show host I had met while visiting Texas with Randy Weaver. He instantly invited himself along.

"That place is sick!" he yelled. "You've got presidents and governors and prime ministers and corporate chieftains running around naked. They have orgies. They worship their devil owl. I'll smuggle a camera in and get right up in their faces."

"I think stealth might be a better approach if we want to witness the owl-burning ceremony," I said.

"You're right," said Alex, thinking aloud. "Let's liken it to Indiana Jones. Getting in their faces will be like going for the little emeralds along the way to the big ruby in the head of the idol, which would be to actually witness the owl burning itself."

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I love this guy now.

hilarious dude

never heard of him before my road trip to austin last summer but now i appreciate the non-stop lolz

Think I first heard of him n about 2000 or early 2001, and I thought he sounded like he was in his 50s or 60s. Turns out he was about 25 years old at the time.

Did he smoke 60 a day at the age of 14, or something?

Alex Jones vs Michelle Malkin
http://rattube.com/blog1/2008/08/25/alex-jones-confronts-neocon-michelle-malkin-in-denver/

Judging by the fact that neither Clinton nor Bush brought in the NWO or martial law or death camps despite Alex swearing blind for three hours a day on the radio that they would, I'm guessing the real Obama Deception is whatever Alex Jones says about him.

In 9th grade I thought this dude was the motherfucking TRUTH.

Then in college the KKK was rallying on the steps of the Texas capitol so me and a thousand bros went to drown them out and I saw Jones standing with the Klan shouting back at us with a megaphone about how we didn't know anything about Mexican history or American history.

Fuck this guy.

You know whenever he puts out a new "documentary" the Alamo Drafthouse hosts a big screening with a Q&A and shit and I went last year assuming it'd be all catcalls and lolz and I wanted to fuck with the dude but it was 90% dead serious Ron Paul motherfuckers who took dude as gospel with shirts that said shit like BURN DOWN BOHEMIAN GROVE

I literally can't drive 10 minutes in this city without seeing a INFOWARS.COM bumper sticker or GOOGLE "BUILDING 7" sticker what the fuck is it about this town

are u still in Austin? he's based there isn't he

Yep. I just mean "what is it about this town that makes people take his bullshit seriously"

Or better: "what is it about this town that it draws the kind of people who take his bullshit seriously"

^^
Good for lulz

Three minutes in: that guy who says "MY BURGER'S COLD! I WANT NEW FRIES!"

OK, so one of Alex Jones' co-host minions just had this amazing rant about how "they" must have technology "behind closed doors" (ie Area 51) that's way in advance of what "they" let us see. Apparently the NWO has technology that is 20 or 30 years ahead of the real world, because the Nazis invested the stealth bomber. Paraphrasing: IF "THEY'VE" SHOWN US GLOW IN THE DARK DOGS AND CATS, JUST WHAT IS IT "THEY'RE" HIDING FROM US?

Now Alex Jones himself is freestyling a rap about rape and crack whores and being the "American bitch" over the top of some James Brown tune.

X|

I've spent the past 2 weeks in austin, and I couldn't decide what to listen to so I turned the radio on, I've never listened to the radio in austin, even though I lived here for 11 years. I've since started listening to Alex Jones. The odd thing is that I thought this guy was more of a leftist, yet many of what he was saying could've been Rush Limbaugh or any of the other far right. It's odd when both sides end up saying the same thing despite themselves. Sometimes I want to laugh at this guy, yet he's so set on this upcoming take over that I'm usually dumb founded. Are there any truths to these conspiracy theories, that a group(s) are plotting to take power and declare marshall law. What will these groups(s) do once this has happened, and why would they want to upset the population in such a way? Wouldn't these people profit more if these went on as they are and they continue to do what ever it is they do? I just don't see these conspiracies holding up, are the powerful that mean, and that organized? I know this question is probably silly, and I shouldn't just stop listening to him, but it's so outlandish.

Three minutes in: that guy who says "MY BURGER'S COLD! I WANT NEW FRIES!"

It was KRS-1, by the way. I fail at reading onscreen captions.

the man's a prophet

This is completely fucking batshit.

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I don't think it's completely batshit. That's mostly a pretty standard criticism of Randi's Foundation and the skeptic community. As for the allegations of bias at the BBC, folks say that kind of thing all the time and have done for decades.

home-burned DVDs of 'Obama Deception' showing up in 'Free' boxes along Valencia Street in SF. haven't watched it yet, but my friend Laura said the bits with KRS-1 & Professor Griff are where it flies off the rails (i.e. about three minutes in, apparently)

and I'll post this direct quote from the conclusion of 'Endgame' for anyone who's been overdosing on this guy to the point where it's beginning to seem like 'more' than entertainment

"And the Georgia Guidestones stand today as a testament to the Elite's sacred mission. To have a two class system, where the underclass are forced to live as slaves in tiny enclosed cities, while the elite enjoy the land of the earth, evolve into Superhumans with the aid of advanced implantable technologies, live eternal lives, and travel throughout the Cosmos. THIS is the promise given to the members of the new world order, and the agenda of the Bilderberg group."

(each one of those sentence fragments is accompanied by 2-3 second visual fades illustrating the underground cities, the subcutaneous chips, hordes of mindless slaves staring at a monitor crossfaded into an closeup image of lindsey lohan, davinci supermen travelling the cosmos, etc)

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 3:15 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark

but THEN AGAIN, how far is that from WHAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING NOW

TAKE THE RED PILL

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite

Meet the new Glenn Beck

Three days after The Obama Deception was released, the online Fox News show "Freedom Watch"--hosted by the network’s senior judicial analyst, Andrew Napolitano--did a joint broadcast with Jones. "I am so happy because we’re doing something different right now," Napolitano announced at the start of his March 18 program. "We are simulcasting with the one, the only, the great Alex Jones on Alex Jones radio!"

Jones appeared on a split screen with Napolitano. "What are you talking about today?" Napolitano asked him. "Oh, just how hundreds of mainstream news articles a week are saying there is a new world order, a global government, it will be run by the very banks that are collapsing society by design, and we will pay carbon taxes to them," Jones replied. He went on in that vein for a few moments. Then Napolitano said, approvingly, "I appreciate what you’re exposing ... I must tell you that there was a time when the types of things that you are warning against was not discussed openly and publicly."

Alex Jones as a regular Fox News talking head would be über-LOLs.

Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.

haha, it's those dern INTERNATIONAL BjAeNwKsERS run amuck again, just back in the 50s when those storied clear-eyed patriots were forced to form the John Birch Society.

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite

Randi, the Skeptic community and the debunkers are a contentious lot. What is your problem with this statement? This kind of criticism is common.

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.

the man's a prophet

― chip dumstorf

Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:15 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

years and years ago I watched him tell the story of "one day back in 1996 when i was walking down the street and a member of the APD stopped me and asked me to show him identification. i asked him 'officer have i done something wrong?' and he said 'i need to see your identification.' now i was puzzled. i asked him 'sir, do we need ID to walk down the street now?' and that was where it began to dawn on me that there was a security apparatus that was beginning to tighten around the throat of american citizens."

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.

― ojo, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:57 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i remember my jaw dropping some years ago when he said he was 27. fighting the new world order takes its toll, i guess.

years ago

some years

i have been watching this guy for years btw

years

He's haggard because of Chemtrails. Duh.

And the sterization stuff in his water.

He is actually in two slacker-era Austin movie, ie. 'Slacker' by Linklater, and some other later Linklater movie if I remember correctly.

Which scene is he in? I haven't seen that movie in years. I used to live in one of the houses they filmed in and knew a few of the people in Slackers. That was when I first moved to austin.

He's in A Scanner Darkly, shouting a lot.

Same scenario as in Scanner Darkly, he's driving around in his car with twin megaphones on top, shouting about the NWO. I watched Slacker again last year and, yup, there he was.

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite attacking my own personal favourite bullshit conspiracy theory

Should I watch Scanner Darkly? I enjoyed the book, but I come to see every linklater film as being the smae film, but I'd watch just to see alex jones make a funny cameo.

Whoops, I am WRONG. that scene exists in Slacker, but it's not Alex Jones. Though he is in two Linklater films, a 'Scanner Darkly' and 'Waking Life', doing much the same thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_%28radio_host%29#Actor_2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDtfKNRTY-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEuSNejejY&feature=related

Scene in Waking Life is classic imo

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2009/10/09/nephew/

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?board=1.0

I could get lost in the insanity for hours.

I had the same feeling of disbelief when I first found out his age (circa 99; I was 24 and he was 25! I thought that maybe he was 35-40).

I could get lost in the insanity for hours.

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If anything, it's handy to have all of that in one convenient place!

CFR/IMF manufactured fake revolutions being used to take over North Africa

^^^^
Latest PrisonPlanet.com forum

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In Austin, Jones quit football and smoking pot ("It made me paranoid")

I had the same feeling of disbelief when I first found out his age (circa 99; I was 24 and he was 25! I thought that maybe he was 35-40).

― Matt Stafford for the next week or two (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 2:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

^^^^

@RealAlexJones Alex Jones

Webster Tarpley (@WebsterGTarpley) is breaking down the royal wedding on the show right now, live. http://www.infowars.com

3 minutes ago via web

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

so wish i was listening to how kate is actually a lizard globalist or whatever

how does a crank like alex jones "break down" a fucking royal wedding? "monarchies are bogus man!"

yesterday i was checking videoes at wimp.com to pass the time and there was a cute one where some guy is bummed out that ppl are not talking in the metro so to stir thing up he makes random interviews; it was an ok cute video "free hugs" style and then at the end out of the blue we learn it is an ad for the infowar/we are change website. they are getting crafty! and no sir, i don't like them.

i cant shake this feeling that the Osama killing is going to be Alex Jones's big moment

i know lots of people who are smart enough to not trust FOX news who treat this guy as gospel truth. he's been gathering momentum and with Glenn Beck hogging less of the spotlight, its his time to shine.

someone needs to start a blog where they do a takedown of every single one of his youtube missives

wish I could figure out why those matrix/philip k dick was reality types bug me so bad. I can't even listen to their schticks for longer than a minute or two, it just makes me go agh agh agh I am not the sharpest crayon in the fuckin box but even I can see that what you are saying is so dumb. just exasperating.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Illiterati.

i still lol at his 7/7 conspiracy, which was that blair did it in order to win the election that had taken place two months earlier.

loll

this went up last nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpBPVkpmoeg

i know bitching about your stupid, annoying, facebook friends is nagl but its really making me so bummed how i'm seeing people posting it all "yup-- knew this whole thing sounded fishy"

Debunking their conspiracies wouldn't actually convince those who believe them, but it might lessen their spread.

thats something, at least.

what do you say, kingfish? we can start on this thread.

*subscribes*

One of the best rants yet... Bilderbergers take DMT to make contact with the hyperdimensional elves who have overseen the construction of Large Hadron Collider. The LHC will then open an interdimensional vortex so the elves can enter our space-time dimension and then, well, kill everyone presumably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpm-NRbnB4

the use of the Louis Wain asylum-era cat drawings to represent the DMT elves is careless and cavalier, and show nothing but a blatant disregard for the facts

that rant is incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

AWESOME.

AWESOME.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, August 4, 2011 11:18 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

Haha

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/01/07/alex_jones_vs_piers_morgan_1776_will_commence_against_if_you_try_to_take_our_firearms.html

I recently read "THEM" by Jon Ronson and Jones came over as even more of a paranoid crank than I'd already inferred him to be, jeez. The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

^^^this is crucial reading for anyone who finds Jones hilarious/fascinating, I only really knew him as the Bill Hicks-y conspiracy guy who was friends with Charlie Sheen but his craziness goes so much deeper than that

It was so good. Ronson "theyre OWLS. Its an oldschool thing". Jones: "OMG SATAN SATAN SATAN".

Someone upthread mentioned Linklater as well, and he had a bit in "Waking Life" where he was a ranty guy with a megaphone in an open top car. Never knew who he was when I saw it. Need to watch it again now knowing that.

Also shows up as a shouty guy in A Scanner Darkly

dunno, i felt in "them" he seemed obviously a bit of a wackjob, but nowhere near, not even close, to the screaming fanatic in the piers video.

That was amazing. Jones throws these balls of cutting crazy and Morgan responds with the most insipid gun-violence factoids. It's like playing rope-a-dope, except, when your opponent finally tires of punching you, you fart.

The account of the interview on Infowars is a must-read:

http://www.infowars.com/alex-jones-blasts-out-with-justified-outrage-at-piers-morgan-and-other-traitors-to-human-freedom/

I understand that Alex Jones is a polarizing figure. But so was Samuel Adams. So was Thomas Jefferson. So was George Washington. They stood up to tyranny and shouted down British oppression in much the same way that Alex Jones did last night on CNN.

Uncanny similarities.

lol I just watched the Piers Morgan thing. You have to be a real asshole to make Piers Morgan look good imo

i like how the top comment on all his youtube videos is "dude eat a cough drop"

I recently read "THEM" by Jon Ronson and Jones came over as even more of a paranoid crank than I'd already inferred him to be, jeez. The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

Here is a review of that book on Amazon:

"Jon Ronson makes an attempt to get you "sympethetic" about so-called extremists, that they're just trapped in their own minds, when he really has no evidence that they're wrong in their theories. He tries to get us to see the ridiculosness of David Ickes lizard theory when in reality, David Icke has the most comprehensive and on the mark evidence of the world leader's to date. Jon Ronson like's to make himself look good and make himself look like the most intelligent in each situation, when he really is the ignorant one."

alex jownesd

Alex Jones is only 38?

^haha right?!

Shit, I knew that he was younger than I thought, but each time I'm reminded of his age I'm like whoah!

It's crazy that in those 38 short years, he's accomplished so much in promoting the reality of the alien-rat hybrid creatures that own the 9/11 clean-up companies that funnel money to the nefarious Carlyle Group to further their fascist agenda to enslave mankind by triggering an apocalyptic race war.

kinda brings things into alignment tho

piers morgan interview is amazing

if piers morgan's show is going to exist it should solely consist of the world's craziest people yelling at him

It's crazy that in those 38 short years, he's accomplished so much in promoting the reality of the alien-rat hybrid creatures that own the 9/11 clean-up companies that funnel money to the nefarious Carlyle Group to further their fascist agenda to enslave mankind by triggering an apocalyptic race war.

does the race war occur before or after the Bilderbergs achieve immortality through the use of implantable technologies that transform their bodies into starships after having forced the rest of humanity into slavery in the underground cities?

whatever your answer, this is the only man whose views on gun control belong on national television

does the race war occur before or after the Bilderbergs achieve immortality through the use of implantable technologies that transform their bodies into starships after having forced the rest of humanity into slavery in the underground cities?

your question highlights your ignorance by revealing that you believe that these events are unrelated.

http://rlv.zcache.com/people_wake_up_sheeple_mousepad-p144063888243666245en8u2_216.jpg

how on earth has that jpg not appeared here yet

the mouse takes it to ludicrous speed

Related: 'Florida Atlantic University Professor Wonders if the Sandy Hook Shooting Isn't Just One Big Mass Media Conspiracy'

http://m.gawker.com/5974364/florida-atlantic-university-professor-wonders-if-the-sandy-hook-shooting-isnt-just-one-big-mass-media-conspiracy

The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

I saw the video for that about ten years ago and it was very comic-pathetic. It combined farce with an undercurrent of danger. One of my favorite pre-Youtube experiences.

infowars has a dating section now http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/

Conspiracy, Inc. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/02/alex_jones_conspiracy_inc/

Presenter Andrew Neil described him as 'the worst person' that he had ever interviewed.

how is he only 39 years old? that diet of bullshit-and-only-bullshit clearly isn't healthy

AJ acting crazy in an interview? No way could any booker have seen that coming.

The Alex Jones film festival, with all entries viewable online. Should probably be polled, this is pretty special stuff on the whole

Truth, A Destination. • 6 days ago
Excellent animation and simplicity. I don't get the exploding tomato?

i've never really listened to alex jones before but i've started, last couple week. it's amazing... like, the conspiracy he has in mind, which appeals to a racist rightwing but is also so fucking insane... like, the globalists as a mega-conspiracy which wants to enslave humans and take off into the stars... and....

he might be a dangerous extremist, if he could stay on one topic for longer than ten seconds. each segment is a free association rap:

people are dumpster diving -> love being poor -> "into embracing the green police" -> internet plantation -> u.s. wants chinese-style -> foxconn workers live in coffin-sized tubes that are "injected into the wall" -> hotels in japan -> houses in america will shrink to 20 sq ft -> you will go through biometric scanners -> landlords will live in 5000 sq ft penthouses -> if you complain or complain about benghazi -> zuckerberg calls people names -> you will be kicked off the internet or killed -> what is the globalists' response to the war that patriots are waging against it? -> "their answer, ladies and gentleman, will be to shut us up and shut us down" -> cnn and msnbc are staffed by the white house -> jimmy kimmel has obama on as a guest every week -> the government is setting up a kleptocracy -> the ruling class will build a massive amount of wealth and power "while you live in coffin boxes" -> and they bring in the sterling story, and the clippers -> "now, let's have an all black league! well, that's where it's going. they'll have an all white league, too. and being white itself will be racist" -> donald sterling hates his players and must do whatever the government says -> you can't even say the word "fiesta" now and we have to hand in our guns and support obama.

[commercial for a handcrafted knife "that will be passed down for generations"]
[commercial for a book explaining the monetary system]
["gardeners and fellow patriots!" commercial for non-gmo heirloom seeds, "american-owned by patriots like you"]
[commercial for water filters-- "forced medical treatment," chemical spills, heavy metals in tapwater, fluoride is killing us]
[commercial for some kind of "lung cleanse" spray. this is the weirdest]
[commercial for coffee from chiapas, "this coffee gives you a long, smooth pick-me-up for hours. and it's taken us years to secure connections directly to the chiapas mexican farmers"]
[commercial for "magic mud," fluoride free whitener, now gmo-free and safe to swallow!]
[commercial for food dehydrator voiced by santa claus]

[bumper music: janis joplin - "me and bobby mcgee"]

"where have we gotten to in this society?" -> the super rich are tax exempt -> warren buffet lobbies to destroy the middle class -> "how do they keep a population at each others throats?" -> the ruling class has special rules -> "how do you balkanize a public so you keep them from knowing obamacare was written by foreign bankers?" -> "you take every racial comment and blow it out of proportion!" -> clippers owner represents every white person in america -> spike lee is speaking out for white people, even -> someone is calling for an all black league, "but would an all white league be racist?" -> the globalists divide us by tearing us apart along racist lines -> "minority groups are being reorganized as tribal groups?" -> plastic globalist culture is "injected in" by mtv and social groups -> anyone that speaks out about obamacare or gun laws will be branded as a racist -> two universities in colorado banned native american, "geisha girl," and cowboy costumes at halloween -> a listener sent him an indian headdress, which is beautiful but which he can't wear -> "what if i ate german food? would i be against germans?" -> a fraternity has banned fiesta parties -> the word "fiesta" is now racist -> toga parties might follow because they are racist against greeks -> we have to change the name of fiesta, texas because white people might go there -> the globalists do this to divide and conquer -> congress has a 6% approval rating -> they work for the globalists -> congress members are exempt from all laws they pass -> heart of tyranny -> sterling got his building paid for, which is an abomination, robbing all of us -> "i want to hear specifically from black folks. am i wrong?"

back to commercial.

it's compelling.

democrats couldn't win elections by the mid-1960s -> they started reaching out to minorities -> they need racism to "stimulate the minorities to be racially-based" -> for fear of being branded a racist, we will support obamacare -> there's so much elitism -> if you go in the wrong biker bar, they'll say "you're not part of the skulls" -> humans enjoy exclusivity -> ten thousand plus christian denominations because christians like exclusivity -> there are one million gods in india -> "i belong to the human empowerment crew or GANG or TRIBE. i belong to the group that wants to expand human endeavors and development. and only unifying around basic human liberty...-- that is so incredibly important" -> al sharpton is primitive -> rachel maddow, too -> msnbc is "race-pimping" -> ignorant people buy into the "race religion" -> then there are those that use racism as a "cultural tool" -> "the klan routinely attacks people that move in from another county-- white people!" -> if we understand how human psychology works, we can transcend it -> msnbc supports al qaeda and murdering christians -> why doesn't mark cuban call out the globalists?

big pharma puts chemicals in the water to lower the IQs of white people -> but the fluoride hurts black people worse than white people -> "but is that fun or sexy to complain about?" -> "52% of blacks are aborted" -> "i could get up here and say how great inoculations are, how great that city water is, how great the violent hip-hop is" -> but abortion is a "good liberal thing" -> "but the mere fact that i'm white, i'm suspect" -> new yorkers move to texas and think people ride horses -> "you can find some of the dumbest black people in the countryside. you can find some of the smartest black people in the countryside. that's a stereotype" -> look at family law in the united states -> "the system has been set up to say men shouldn't have their kids" -> men need to reclaim their liberty -> "we have a right not to be discriminated against WITH SYPHILLIS IN THE VACCINES" -> "now the white house science czar is lying about fluoride in the water" -> the big issue here is that we are being socially engineered because the globalists have a 6% approval rating -> they are eugenicists -> they are playing north vs. south in the u.s., black tribe vs. black tribe in nigeria, spurs fans vs. mavericks fans -> foreign banks are stealing trillions from us -> they tried to sell a bullet train from san antonio to austin -> it was unpopular but now it's popular, because sports fans are for it -> "let's build a five billion dollar train! go through german shepherd checkpoints!" -> "i don't want to pay for your train-- your DUNGEON. i don't want to pay for your police state!"

the majority of his ideas are horrifying, but the package he puts it in, the free association rants, his paralyzed vocal cords, the dystopian shit that goes beyond, like, simply left-vs-right into some sci-fi vision of man struggling against an non-human entity... great radio.

the leap from big pharma poisoning our water to tribalism to sports fans to the local story about the train and the checkpoints and german shepherds is impressive, when you hear it.

"we're being put into a new dark age."

One of the best rants yet... Bilderbergers take DMT to make contact with the hyperdimensional elves who have overseen the construction of Large Hadron Collider. The LHC will then open an interdimensional vortex so the elves can enter our space-time dimension and then, well, kill everyone presumably.

would love to hear that

would love to see that

I mean, new frontiers in fantasy apocalypses right there.

a few nights ago, he talked about how he saw glowing monkeys (genetically engineered by the globalists) for sale in hong kong for half a million dollars.

then he probably talked about how all churches are now state-run and how the emperor staged false flag attacks on the death star to launch the clampdown on the so-called rebellion and then... i dunno, big pharma is causing men to become gay?

actually, the star wars thing was folded into a great rant last night that started with:

"may day-- the communist holiday! do you know where it comes from? the ancient druids! they burned children to idols. i will let you know about the religion of our owners. of course it's a religion of killing children!"

he gave some interesting facts:

-- mayans were short because they killed the tallest members of their tribe.
-- the europeans liked to burn little kids
-- the aztecs killed pregnant women and the priest class sold their meat, which accounted for 90% of the protein intake of the aztecs

this led to an explanation of how globalists are anti children and lead pedophile rings and obama is trying to legalize the murder of toddlers,

and then:

back to may day! jacobins! then a description of the goals of the french revolution, which included "drinking blood" and a "nine day work week," then something about how people think iran are al qaeda and THEN! the emperor staged attacks against himself to bring in a police state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro

also talks about the prophecies of philip k dick in this clip

You know, this guy's popularity is starting to make more sense.

still can't believe he's only forty

Once, there was a couple in the flea market booth next to ours who were selling some sort of woo water enhancer. The wife wanted to have Jones's baby. They'd already offered her to him sexually, with no success, and they were trying to figure out how to get a sample of his sperm.

I need to figure out a better way to make a living.

welcome back!

:-)

dylannn, those synopses are a thing of beauty

a listener sent him an indian headdress, which is beautiful but which he can't wear

Lol

i was often spooked or moved or felt sympathy, whatever listening to coast to coast a.m. as a kid. usually under the covers. signal boomed from a giant a.m. transmitter in the colorado rockies. with the guests and callers on coast, you were hearing secret profound beliefs that people wanted the world to know about or a bizarre alternative history of or way of looking at things that seemed familiar. but with jones, any topic is rapidly spun into an angry hurricane with the globalist plot at its eye. seemingly tangential details, minor events, are incorporated into an worldview that-- well, watch that clip: he thinks there's a class of people that are going to force humans into pods in order to allow the harvesting of our vital forces to escape the earth and colonize space.

it sort of lacks the creativity and the heart of coast. and the whole thing with normal right wing radio is that it's supposed to be IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE, PUT IT TOGETHER. i guess alex has creativity! but not much. and it can be very frustrating to listen to because the theories of conspiracy that alex works with, he bends them so quickly past credibility that it's frustrating to listen to.

like, he did the peaches geldof story and his conclusion was that big banks killed her. because! the u.s. military occupied afghanistan to aid their allies, al qaeda -> the u.s. military oversees heroin production in afghanistan -> the u.s. military provides heroin to the cia -> the cia was created to serve the banks -> the banks are financed by cia drug running -> the banks and the cia are both run by globalists, whose goal is dehumanization and depopulation, so they aggressively promote drug addiction -> big banks killed peaches geldof.

i think there's probably something interesting to say about the role of the cia in moving drugs around, something interesting to say about heroin production in afghanistan and who the u.s. military works with in afghanistan-pakistan, something interesting to say about drug money and big banks and i guess who finances and is financed by the drug war...-- but the fact that his thoughts all spin down the drain of globalist schemes to destroy the human race is frustrating!

great radio when he explains the french revolution as an elitist vampire fiesta with the goal of forcing people to submit to nine day work weeks, though.

if you put on the infowars.com feed RIGHT NOW, you can hear him explain may day.

or maybe not. he has a bad habit of teasing things he never gets to. "i have GROUNDBREAKING ukraine news IN MY HANDS... these globalists are so evil, you won't believe it... i have so much to get to with the ukraine..." then there's a break and he comes back and talks about a train/dungeon to san antonio or how kids used to get medals for fighting but now they get put in a METAL cage.

Once, there was a couple in the flea market booth next to ours who were selling some sort of woo water enhancer. The wife wanted to have Jones's baby.

I need to figure out a better way to make a living.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, May 4, 2014

lol. there is no higher calling in life.

dylann i share your sentimental memories of coast 2 coast radio of yore, but ever since the '08 election it feels like the spell is broken and the charming cartoonish mask has been pulled back to reveal the same grotesque & virulent xenophobic paranoid ignorance as Jones :-/

can't forgive aj for giving us this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlcU92SRbaY&list=UUu_UTgq6hKSPJxlbeWUf4zw

http://sickhorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dan-bidondi.jpg

has his own "radio show" now

Marc Maron talked to Jon Ronson about Alex Jones & Jesse Ventura, do Jon told the story of his secret mission with Jones:

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_473_-_jon_ronson

http://static.infowars.com/bindnfocom/2014/05/osamabedroom.jpg

"i've got to skip this network break. the babies are worth it" -> "what you are hearing is either a seance or a demonic possession" -> if not a seance or possession, she "at least had talking points" -> i have been made aware that many abortion clinics are satanic covens -> women are attracted to feminism by the moloch spirit -> shaking their breasts, tongues hanging out -> [plays audio of woman talking through her abortion] -> all sold to make abortions seem hip -> [plays audio of woman talking through her abortion, talks over it: "DO YOU HEAR HER? the only thing better than sex is getting a baby chopped up! this is how to sell a human sacrifice in three minutes!"] -> "i can officially say-- watching it for the third time today-- this is the most satanic thing i've seen IN MY LIFE" -> "they've got all the trendy guys with the big beards" promoting this on the democrat websites -> [goes to random guest]

sorry, i want to be clear, women are attracted to feminism by the "jezebel spirit" and abortion is a "moloch ritual"

women are attracted to feminism by the "jezebel spirit"

sounds like a gawker commenter

pepsico, a bilderberg group, uses powdered fetuses as a flavoring agent -> hospitals use aborted fetuses to heat hospitals -> this woman filming her abortion is in a "suicide cult" -> [alex does a long impression of a woman talking about her abortion and then talking about adopting a puppy and strangling it the parking lot after taking a picture of it] -> alex wants to be clear that he is not saying she is in a cult -> but it's more satanic than nazis in black uniforms with babies in their arms shooting them in the head -> because the women are crying and the nazis have skulls on them and the babies are shot with lugers and machineguns -> "just type in 'naked women shot by nazis'" -> that is a "death cult having a satanic ritual" -> and "they liked it" -> but this is harder to face because it's an attractive woman -> a "lipsmacking demon" -> there are catholic groups that will pay you 30-50k to have the child -> nowadays, people adopt south korean and chinese babies to save them from being killed -> alex's sister cost 100k and came from south korea -> planned parenthood targets blacks and asians, just like the movie "the budapest hotel. why were they blonde?" -> "people keep saying, 'nobody wants these ugly black babies'" -> al sharpton would rather the black babies be "chopped up" than a white person adopt them -> "pure evil staring us in the face" -> "now, you've got ukraine and the police state!" -> "if you go to a medical doctor and there's any chance of a complication, they'll give you a medical procedure" -> "this is about a plot to decrease population" -> christians all over this country pay good money for unaborted fetuses -> "let's give life a chance and not hail satan" -> "or you can just jump in the fire with SATAN. that's the bottom line. instead of paying five hundred bucks for an abortion, you coulda gotten 40 grand and kept your conscience clean"

margaret sanger and david rockefeller founded the eugencist death cult then ran over to found the nazis -> "look it up" -> in texas, people were chanting "hail satan" somewhere (i lost track) -> "before i get into the ukraine situation and how important 2014 is-- it's everything. to quote matt drudge" -> "i even skipped a network break. that's how out of control i am!" -> "when i plug products, you gotta buy them" -> [two minutes of product plugs] -> "this is the only place to hear these things, i'm telling people that groups will pay for you to have your child, cover your bills after, even get you a job" -> "we want justice" -> [a minute of product plugs] -> [lengthy explanation of how buying the products helps us prepare for the coming collapse] -> [more plugs] -> "only 24.95 for the shirt-- it has gold foil on it, designer-- and usually a shirt made in america is worth about forty bucks" -> [commercial break]

I'm kind of a novice to his stuff, I guess - was he always doing this religious stuff?

[a minute of product plugs] -> [lengthy explanation of how buying the products helps us prepare for the coming collapse] -> [more plugs]

Heh.

i'm no expert but i see it like this

the globalists refers very specifically to the group that is aiming to put us into pods, harvest our lifeforce and colonize space

but

they are aided by several powerful--but less powerful than the supreme globalists--groups that have been allowed to operate with the blessing of / support of / under the cover of the globalists. these groups include satanists and the illuminati.

one of the globalist goals, which they are trying to achieve through social engineering, is depopulation of the earth. the globalists collaborate with satanic groups that use the murder of children in their rituals.

i don't think jones conceives of a satan like an evangelical christian would. at the end of the day, the satanists are secondary.

he said recently that he hasn't been able to find a church that he's cool with.

civil war is going to break out but maybe the establishment and google think that civil war is going to help them -> the globalists are going to run to switzerland to weather the storm -> we're going to get them and fish them out of their rat holes -> trial by jury -> the last thing jones wants is violence -> "if the feds shot a bunch of people, it would be like kent state-- the beginning of the end" -> "if they want a war, they're going to get one" -> "we'll be right back"

note: alex jones announced yesterday that google (nsa-funded) can now predict the future.

the marines have told jones that they practice "mowing down" zombies -> the troops would get upset while shooting tea party-type rural rebellion -> but if they say it's zombies, it's fun -> "it's black people, hispanics whites, folks in cowboy hats" -> "type in 'marines trained to fight zombies'" -> "how do you dehumanize people, start people saying 'kill babies, babies are bad,' sell us on the idea of dehumanizing people" -> videogames were developed by the pentagon in the 1960s -> [long digression on the film the running man and zombies] -> "we're streaming video proving everything we're saying here," just like they streamed the "cool abortion video" -> "this is how they sell their evilness" -> [caller: julio in chicago explains how he's seen planned parenthood clinics proliferating in wisconsin] -> the democrats put people on welfare, break up their families and kill them -> [caller: rob in vermont calls up to say alex jones reminds him of rfk, reads from rfk remarks on visiting south africa. rob was at wal-mart and a lady asked to see his receipt and refused to show his receipt. he says, "just keep up the resistance"] -> "god bless you," says alex, and exposes wal-mart employees scamming the registers and blaming customers -> "in a free society, you don't get blamed for things other people do!" -> "speaking of kennedy, he was moving to do away with the federal reserve... he was going to work with republicans... he cut taxes...," etc. -> "the government knows it, cut the taxes and they'll make more money... that's why they blew kennedy's head off" -> "greg, simon, marianne and others... we'll go to you to talk about this bonechilling satanic video" -> [commercial break]

watched 20 mins of a youtube cuz of these incredible posts, is all just like that but the high point was still when while reeling off headlines from printouts held in front of the camera he pointed at the infowars.com headline "U.S. DIPLOMAT SAYS RUSSIA HAS BETRAYED NEW WORLD ORDER", bellowed "a u.s. diplomat SAYS that the U.S.A. has betrayed the new world order!", started to put the headline aside, then looked back at it for a split second in confusion and i swear you could see him think NO IT'D KILL THE MOMENTUM

five mins later he said that russia invading ukraine would be like mexico invading texas, "who after all have some rights to it, going back to uh before the ah purchase" and i was like that's a good stopping point

this guy has always rly upset me honestly, just his tone. can't handle his scene in waking life lol and even in a scanner darkly i don't feel as sympathetic to him in his lil white-van-abduction bit as i should. the guy doing an impression of him on every single radio you stealth past in that new deus ex game nearly put me in a fucking panic, first thing i had to do in any area was find it and turn it off.

does this guy ever face accusations that he himself is a provocateur for the forces of darkness? if nothing is as it seems then how do you prove you're on the side of freedom?

there was a great segment tonight, when he went to first time callers.

the calls are always a bit awkward. the guests are always a bit awkward. part of it is that alex jones has set up such a detailed vision of hell that i feel slightly embarrassed when guests wander out of it. earlier tonight, a guest was on, some conventional far right guy, who said that it was disappointing that poor people think that the rich pay no tax-- BUT! if you've been listening, you know alex is big on saying that congress is exempt from all taxes (and laws) and that the 1% are not generating wealth or paying taxes but merely suckling at the teat of government welfare. it was an awkward moment, for me.

anyways. callers. mostly they just go off on their pet conspiracies. the guy tonight that was indignant about being asked for his receipt as he left wal-mart, for example. alex picks up and the callers go ahead and say whatever they have to say, then they pause, waiting for alex to speak. but he hasn't been paying attention and returns to his own talking points.

tonight, a woman named simone called in. simone makes dolls. but her doll business has suffered. she is concerned that it's because of globalist social engineering, which is all about dehumanization, an attack on the family--

lots of alex's stuff is traditional conservative talking points like the liberals attack family values but stretched to... the liberals attack family values BECAUSE they have been occupied by the globalists WHO have a master plan to dehumanize our planet and turn us into pod people BECAUSE they want to harvest our lifeforce and colonize space--

alex was feeling it and picked up with her after a break.

he started with an explanation of how a "priest class" was born during the dark ages. the priest class had explanations for natural events, for example telling people that goblins ate the moon, as it waxed and waned. these people became the illuminati, the illuminators. they were an owl that could see in the dark. but they were fake. somehow, he curved back to simone the dollmaker's concerns and got into a rap about how big pharma is dumping pharmaceuticals into the water that are making men effeminate and weak. at the same time as big pharma is poisoning men, they are facing assaults from trash culture on tv and attacks on the rights of men. this has resulted in women becoming more masculine, "just like when men go away to war and women step up." this is a favorite topic of alex, the degradation of the masculine. he closed by saying that of course dolls are no longer popular! humans are under assault by non-humans and men can now lactate ("LOOK IT UP" *rustling of papers*). he described it as the "scientific positronic megamassive end of humanity."

does this guy ever face accusations that he himself is a provocateur for the forces of darkness? if nothing is as it seems then how do you prove you're on the side of freedom?

check godlike productions for some of that.

the other accusations he faces are mostly about him being a zionist agent.

http://www.realj3wnews.com/?p=387 http://www.st0rmfr0nt.org/forum/t662018

:)

http://truthernews.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/alex-jones-exposed-as-stratfor-double-agent/

probly best not click on those links at work :)

I'm kind of a novice to his stuff, I guess - was he always doing this religious stuff?

despite his crazy talk on abortion tonight, he also said that he isn't against abortion, exactly, but that he doesn't want it to be used by the globalists to destroy humanity. if that makes sense.

hard to argue with

the flattening and/or hypertrophy of political discourse into zones of gnostic intelligibility is great tbh, and whilst it serves the purposes of power in a very obvious way i can't help but feel like the departure from The Rational also makes play with a lot of the thought structures thru which power has traditionally exerted control

summary of those criticisms, if you can call them that:

- is married to a jewish woman
- never mentions zionist conspiracies
- knows a bit too much about 9/11, which was actually bankrolled and directed by mossad
- some of his advertisers and staff might be jewish

therefore, he is a zionist shill and/or mossad agent

and another nail in his coffin: he says bad stuff about hitler

part of the reason he comes into conflict with his guests is because some of his talking points are kinda lefty and not in agreement with traditional right wing radio: really big on the banks wrecking the world and concentrated wealth, not the 1% but the 0.00000something percent, the super owner class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ379rX1KK0

where does he fall on climate change?

"the number one thing that cements the globalists together is... pedophilia"

here's how i understand his view of climate change:

climate change is possibly real, who knows, but, it was not caused by humans...

you see, the globalists want to:

1) convince us that humans are bad and the goal of the environmentalist movement is depopulation of the earth.
2) the globalists are using the climate change hoax to bring in new taxes and new systems of control.
3) allow the globalists to push for genetic modification of crops, which will damage our dna and speed up the process of depopulation.
4) funnel money to the stormtroopers of depopulation and dehumanization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1k5hmWyGE

dylann, I removed the hotlinks for couple of the links you posted upthread. It's definitely worth repeating that we do not want links to 5t0rmfr0nt on ilx. I can't speak to the other ones, but I'm definitely not clicking on that either. I get why you posted them in the context of the conversation, but please avoid posting them in the future.

o yeah i forgot he's super big on GMOs too

HOW'S LIFE IF YOU TRY TO MUZZLE ME 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

noted.

much appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9RBXlE86Ng

"that's a nasty taste comin' up in my mouth. I CAN JUST TASTE THOSE GLOBALISTS. I CAN TASTE THEIR FEAR AND THEIR WEAKNESS. i taste metal. i taste blood."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo5BRGYQp9g

this is a particular favorite of mine, alex explaining the origin of may day
includes his explanation for why the mayans were short
priest class selling meat of pregnant women

ah, and the nine day work week!

and the emperor's false flag attacks!

why are the globalists trying to cause depopulation?

the goal seems to be to depopulate the earth by 90% but i am not sure exactly to what end. i hope someone else can answer the question.

my rough understanding: the globalists don't need as many people as there are currently alive. the globalists number in the hundreds or maybe thousands and the current population of the earth is a drain on resources that they will later use as they expand beyond the earth. the globalists require humans as servants and as an energy source-- they might also use humans for ritual purposes-- but they don't require 6 billion.

and it can't be stated enough that the globalists simply hate humans!

but can you blame them?

my only experience with jones on the radio was some years ago, but I didn't know who it was at the time. I just remember it sounding like a typical right wing crank and then all of a sudden things got *weird* and I didn't realize who it was until I heard about jones some time later.

whenevr i think abt alx jones i immediatley associate it with hearing his show blaring from my old landlady's apartment whenever i was in the laundry room, she was a 60-something possibly racist health nut who'd had a lot of plastic surgery

strongly believe this guy's a cynic and buys maybe 10% of his own supply

http://i.imgur.com/cqQ3uqC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/2vSIL9z.jpg

also lol @ some britisher sex symbol tv host named alex jones getting almost equal google results

strongly believe this guy's a cynic and buys maybe 10% of his own supply

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, May 7, 2014

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

alex jones, like kiss, is a cynical farce. i was more sad to learn that kiss weren't really satan-worshipers tbh.

otoh, alex jones might just be a money-loving, cynical devil-worshiper. hope springs eternal.

How does he pronounce "coven"?

Also, is his "globalists" just a synonym for "international bankers"?

So people grow out of this? Or is it a certain sort of person who ends up believing in this stuff?

i don't think they grow out of it.

Cross-ref this thread with the Jenny McCarthy thread. I don't think you grow out of this so much as get shocked out of it. Conspiracism is the pattern-forming part of your brain working normally, only unchecked by other bits of your brain that normally keep this line of thinking from straying too far down the path

i don't think grown-ups who go down this rabbit hole generally grow fully out of it, but in time some of them shut up a bit

right. they're looking for something that missing in their lives; a sense of community in a world that's no longer comfortable or easy to understand, and filled with people who don't look, talk or think like they do anymore.

my invisible psychiatry degree sits framed on my wall, next to my invisible architecture degree.

I MEAN, KIDS! MAGELLAN'S A LOT COOLER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER! HE CIRCUMNAVIGATED, WITH ONE SHIP, THE ENTIRE PLANET! HE WAS KILLED BY WILD NATIVES BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TO PORTUGAL! AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK THERE WAS ONLY LIKE 11 PEOPLE ALIVE OF THE 200SOMETHING CREW AND THE ENTIRE SHIP WAS ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATERLINE! THAT'S DESTINY! THAT'S WILL! THAT'S STRIVING! THAT'S BEING A TRAILBLAZER, AN EXPLORER! GOING INTO SPACE, MATHEMATICS, QUANTUM MECHANICS, THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! IT'S ALL THERE! LIFE IS FIERY WITH ITS BEAUTY!

http://www.infowars.com/the-bias-of-bring-back-our-girls/

No such campaign was launched when the same Salafist group stormed a boarding school at the Nigerian government college of Buni Yadi, a secondary school in Yobe state in the country’s northeast, and slaughtered 29 boys. No girls were harmed during the attack.

If liberals were truly humanitarian and not driven by the mindless dictates of feminism and political correctness, they would hashtag #SaveOurKids instead of merely #BringBackOurGirls.

Infowars really are some kind of dregs

jordan maxwell on the show tonight is exposing the pirates of the caribbean--

* they were knights templar. who were international banker elites.

* the current pirates of the caribbean is worshipped by skull & bones. the black of the pirate flag represents saturn. "and the nazis wore black," interjects alex.

* internal revenue service is based in puerto rico. why??? that's where the pirates of the caribbean were.

* $: this symbol shows two letters, I and S, meaning "insurance script"

and zombies--

* "the knowledge of how governments operate is at the county level. cemetery law in all counties is the final law on property"-- who is living in cemeteries? dead people. the globalists are saying we are dead.

* we used to worship saturn, who was referred to as the "inhibitor" and the "lord of the rings."

* the rings represent chains. that is why women were told to listen to saturn. that's why they were "EARrings." now you have wedding rings, pedophile rings and a film called LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS-- which is masonic and depraved.

* the romans used to call their sewage system, "the system"-- now we have "school systems."

* when babies are born, their feet are printed, which is sent off as collateral to the imf and world bank

* the double helix snake sign for medicine... they knew the secrets before dna was discovered by science... that is otherworldly

* there are strange pyramids underwater, which implies that a higher intelligence has been on earth for longer than we know and "something very evil is coming this way" and will make the human race into a "computerized unit"

this louis jordan dude is big on breaking down words:

* "when you die you are a corpse, a corporation"

* "now people are saying, 'oh, stay away from him, he's bad company'... COMPANY"

* "demonic providence"

alex jones: cats carry an amoeba that makes us servants to cats -> the egyptians were infected by it and began worshipping cats -> "i'm not sure how this fits in" -> imagine what other parasites there are that we don't know about -> "spiritual parasites!"

louis maxwell: there are so many movies about CAT GODS -> there is some kind of "magical system at work" -> where did our technology come from? -> we are being fed high technology from off-world entities -> why did we get so far and so deep into the occult world in 100 years, at the same time as we developed technology? -> i have no respect for the systems of education -> there is definitely otherworld interference -> "the word is not evolution-- it's interference"

alex: that's what genesis says!

louis maxwell: i talked to rabbis about that in the 1960s -> "i asked a high ranking rabbi in america in the 1960s, in genesis 9:1... it talks about noah... it says that when noah came off the ark, go forth and multiply and replenish the earth" -> "is that a correct translation? REplenish? as in, re-do, do it again" -> the rabbis said yeah -> "what about genesis 1:28, go forth multiply and REplenish the earth?" -> there was a pre-adamic man -> that explains all the weirdo temples -> the english translators were very good with the king's english, so we now know the words "without form and void" should be "became a waste and a desolation" -> jeremiah, the fourth chapter, god gave him a vision and he saw the earth as a meeting place for the gods, the elohim -> there were no people but lots of cities and animals

...

alex: we are the nanotech of god

louis maxwell: nowhere in the bible does it say god created man -> then why does christianity teach us that? -> what it says in the bible is...

alex: "STAY THERE! STAY THERE! STAY THERE!"

[commercial break]

did they get to the part where the bible talks about giants

that hasn't been mentioned.

alex jones: i believe the king james version says, let US make god in our image -> "the people you see on tv, francois mitterand and tony blair, they hit the ground and they are possessed by the spirit of light, his wife's a witch" -> obama is saying 2+2=5 -> there's a war on reality -> "louis, what's your take on what's happening now in the state of the world?"

louis maxwell: god never created man -> in hebrew, man is "ish" -> [long digression] -> god said, "let us make man in our likeness," which implies man was already here -> god must have been talking to someone -> three men visited abraham and sarah and abraham bowed to them -> abraham insisted that they eat -> two of the men left -> the one that stayed was the almighty god the creator -> god walked and talked with adam

those cat parasites are freaky for real

it like goes in yr brain and makes you wanna go get eaten by a cat or something.

i'm not sure how it fits in either tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQw1gUvbFP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRjbFjl49k

the jordan maxwell appearance starts around 1:30 mark, if you want to educate yourself about the pirates of the caribbean.

this Alex Jones shit used to be funny until all the cranks, racist grandparents and internet libertarians flooded social media and it became apparent that this bs really strikes a chord with a frighteningly large number of people

bingo.

^^^ tbomb

Some of the language/word-homonym stuff sounds like the exact same tortured thinking of sovereign citizen types. I wonder of much of this is just exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenic thinking.

Yeah, I know it's all very funny, but most of these people (including Alex Jones) talk as if they're schizophrenic, or some other way impaired. I just spent a while in a psychiatric hospital and while I heard some stuff like this, I never heard it to this extent. And that's because it's a group of people giving each other positive feedback on their delusions. Which is sad, unhealthy and maybe dangerous.

When I was young all the cool freaky types were into the Illuminatus Trilogy and it seemed like fun (we even had the card game) but after the OK City bombing all that stuff started to creep me out

IDK Illuminatus is so hippy-dippy and obviously tongue in cheek. Compared to the Alex Joneses and David Ickes of the world, it's nothing.

the worst thing about alex jones is that his nutcasery detracts from the fact that there are seriously fucking evil people out there exploiting & dominating the world's public in breathtaking & abysmal ways

like, maybe 25% of what he says is probably true (sans embellishments)? maybe more? christ though what a jerk

Which 25% and can u start a thread for it pls

Try 1-5%.

yeah well. he's not the sort you want on your side in the fight against corporate subjugation. almost as if *wacky conspiracy alert* he was planted there to DISCREDIT the opposition!

he was planted there to make money and provide a release valve for paranoid frustration that might otherwise turn people into problems, but not by a conspiracy. when it comes to autogenerated safety systems i believe in the Hand.

lol

everyone itt needs to read this if they haven't already:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2005/04/host/303812/

heh i'm in the middle of d.t. max's bio right now

Why is he selling coffee?

radio jocks gotta sell something

it's his favorite coffee!

his on-air pitches are great, especially when he's taking the products on the air, his iodine pills and male vitality pills (only half the dose for alex because it's too powerful), his lung cleanse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZbfwTU93A

my favorite discovery from the regular guests is jordan maxwell, who is on some next level shit.

his favorite moves:

* BREAKING DOWN THE MEANING OF EVERYDAY WORDS... "if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand." / "romans used to have a sewer called the SYSTEM... now, we have school systems" and fake etymology of greek and latin words (like drawing a line between corpse and corporation last night)

* OFF WORLD ENTITIES FEEDING US INTELLIGENCE

* MISQUOTED BIBLE VERSES

someone has gone to the trouble of debunking him in an hourlong youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKBCEBfIdCw

"so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET"

98% of all judaism is worship of the planet saturn.

lol JORDAN "RUSTY" MAXWELL | ESOTERIC SCHOLAR

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a6nx61GQrr8/SovG18qXVjI/AAAAAAAAAsg/SxqI2pLnRfE/s1600-h/Jordan+Maxwell+-+15+Videos.jpg

jordan maxwell and miller ...

so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

... bff.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KF-eMrHcgQU/UIGsT73Jd7I/AAAAAAAAJyo/EWIzQorP91A/s1600/bff-cupcakes.jpg

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

dude is heavily biting the 5%ers here

I remember him with a megaphone on "the drag" in the early 90's.

what is the drag?

It's the main street by UT Austin

That's in Slacker.

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

alex just used the phrase "bizarre satanic judo move"

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

Oh my god, I need to find this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUFm2HtTok

imagine buying nutritional supplements from Alex Jones. Being at that stage in your life.

Thanks dylannn!

HIGH. LEVEL. KEY. MEN.

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

Yeah, this is what I meant. There's something in the weird hyper-obsession over words and sounding them out to get at a hidden gnosis or some shit that makes me wonder how much of this is manifested schizoid-ish behaviour.

his arms are so fat. they're like the most succulent sausages of all my dreams.

he's also 98, 99% bullshit. i'm not going to get into it. i grew up in texas, folks. i grew up with people involved in bullshit programs when they were kids.

Heh

Noticed the piles of Infowars magazines piled next to the Austin Chronicle in many of the stores in Austin.

earlier tonight, a middle aged white guy, snapbutton western shirt tucked into navy sweatpants, was in front of wal-mart handing out fliers about fluoridation of water. i tried to catch his eye on my way in. part of me thought hey, i wonder what new world order theory crew he's with, let's have a long chat about reptilians. but i reconsidered while buying my plastic tub of baby chard and on the way out i was going to breeze past him but he was already involved in a conversation with a suntanned couple pushing an aerodynamic baby stroller (probably antivacciners).

alex jones interviews a barrett 50 cal and immortal technique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUPdkxsOV8

Immortal Technique is a far better spokesperson for the hardcore antiestablishment wing, often worth a listen, even if he truths about more than is sometimes appropriate, haha

unmanned guillotines in space or something.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, May 10, 2014 2:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

Beautiful, beautiful image

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

the Andrew Neil 'gnat swat' approach to Jones from 2013 is still classic

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/jun/09/andrew-neil-alex-jones-sunday-politics

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

“That is why today, when you get married, you get married before God. And the symbol of that God is the ring that is put on each other's fingers. The ring of Saturn. In the marriage phrases, one also begins to see what that has to do with Saturn.

So when you get married, you get married with a ring and the symbol of that God is the ring, the ring of Saturn. You're wearing God's ring.

And the yarmulke was the round ring that you wear on your head, for Saturn your God. Even in the middle ages, in the temples, Catholic monks would shave their heads in a round circle, and the Hebrews, instead of doing that, would wear the yarmulke. But it all had to do with the round rings of Saturn.”
Jordan Maxwell, “Matrix of Power”

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/atlantean_conspiracy/atlantean_conspiracy37.htm

The gods of ELohim are angELs, the messengers of god.

When witches cast a speEL, they put the “Hex” (6) on someone, and when chefs deep fry something, they “Deep 6” it. It is the ELites who run the world today. Elite comes from the “IsraElites” which came from the Egyptian worship of the Moon (Isis), the Sun, (Ra), and Saturn (Elohim), hence IsRaEl.

Jews and Muslims alike worship a huge black cube/box called Kabba at Mecca. Their god YHWH is known as the “Tetragramaton” meaning their 4 letter (4 sided?) God. The “Kabballah” of Jewish mysticism/Masonry comes from KabbaAllah or “CubeGod” around which people gather and ceremonially walk in circles.

Thus it can be said they are “circling the square.” Masons are also constantly referring to “circling the square” and “squaring the circle.”

For instance, this is why a “boxing” match is fought for “rounds” in the “ring” but it is actually a 4 sided square arena with corners.

Yeah, I remember reading something about this a while back. It's like some folks have an Aspergers-like condition where they need explicit D&D rulesets for real-life, and will create them themselves if they don't find any.

It's an chronic inability to handle any ambiguity, any uncertainty, any mystery, any possible discrepancy, so there's got to be a place for everything and everything in its place, with explicit, externally reinforced rules and purposes for everything.

On a related note, the sovereign citizen movement

It happens in lots of mental illnesses - mania, psychotic episodes, schizophrenia etc. There's a sense in which everything is significant, everything is linked together (even if it's as simple as having 2 letters in common in a word). It's surprisingly overwhelming. I speak of my own experience with psychotic episodes and mania - but mine are mostly autonomously generated, personal - I don't know what I would be like with a resource like online conspiracy theorists to direct the delusions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYmIn1upo1c

Black is both Saturn’s color and Satan’s color. The black holy bible tells us Satan is 666. Saturn is the 6th planet, its symbol is a 6pointed star, it supposedly has hexagon weather formations, and Saturnday the 6th day, is Ozzy Osbourne’s “Black Sabbath.”

Also highlighting this theme, the Rolling “Stones” sang Paint it Black, Paint it Blue, Blue Turns to Grey, Black Angel, XXX and Sympathy for the Devil.

A bruise is black and blue; bruise like the He“brews” whose longstanding secret societies are orchestrating this blue/black agenda. The 6th chakra, the pineal gland, the 3rd eye (all the same thing) is usually represented with the color blue, but they seem intent on Painting it Black.

The Stones’ lyrics go,
“I see a red door and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black. No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue … I want them to turn black.”
When you’re hit you get a black eye (supposedly, though the bruise is usually other colors), but the real “black eye” is your 3rd eye; The chakra which should be colored blue, but they have changed to black. This most important organ has in recent centuries shrunk in size from about the size of a quarter, to the size of a pea.

The Black Eyed Peas ironically sing a song called Third Eye with lyrics like,
“I got three eyes, one look from the left side, the other from the right side, got one eye on the inside, and I can see you outside, plottin’ to come in.”
Also in the same song,
“If Bush is Pinocchio, who the hell is Gepetto? Beware of Gepetto. I could point out their behavior to keep y’immune from the poisonous flavor, but once you’re caught I can’t save ya, they’ll manipulate your mind so you enjoy danger.”
The band Third Eye Blind has a song called Eye Conqueror.

Feel like a lot of the popularity of crazy conspiracy stuff these days is due to aging baby boomers who at one time were probably hippies or at least anti-authoritarian in some respects, who grew up in the 80s and had kids and started getting conservative, then eventually the kids leave the home around 2000s, 9/11 happens providing a whole new jolt for the conspiracy industry (biggest since JFK, possibly even bigger), hey here's a chance at your second adolescence, you're already gossiping and stuff w your friends on Facebook like you haven't done since you were in high school, also you are starting to slowly loose your mind as you get older, plus industry taking advantage of these people, who knows what they put in prescription drugs, the water supply, confusion about emerging technologies (boomers not growing up w computers the way millenial did), general distrust/rebellion, some latent embedded generational racism, mix it all up and wha-la. Senior Rebellion Phase.

Also in a funny way maybe this is also some kind of throwback to 70's occult explosion, pop culture nostalgia/historical revisionism has eaten up nearly everything previously derided as uncool in pop culture now we are quickly gnawing our way through unpop culture. Not culture but Cult. So esoteric stuff gets dug up and thrown together. Now if you read primary texts of this cult stuff they always warn about fooling with powers you don't understand and maybe the danger isn't that you will accidentally do a magic spell that turns your head into a tree but the misuse of symbols and subsequent commercialization of occult knowledge is creating a flood of misinformation, making it harder to tell what is true or not, flooding the world with things that sound more and more IMPORTANT and LIFE CHANGING and paradoxically making everything actually sound less and less like they make any sense or have anything to do with reality at all.

It's certainly interesting that these people talk about their 'eye-opening' moments in pseudo-religious terms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHY8CZYJJw

second amendment hero + enemy of the illuminati
prodigy

"you were going with the bling and uh... some of the nomenclature but... it was to attract them to the real message?"

fuck this guy with a ton of bricks

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/05/guns-bullying-open-carry-women-moms-texas

the whole thing is worth reading (though it will make you angry); alex jones bit begins about 1/3 of the way through.

it's impossible to listen for very long or hang out on the infowars site for very long and not realize that jones and his crew are racist evil hateful people. there's the dead astronauts silliness and the almost lefty anti-banks material but the whole outlook is still based on hatred.

i think the insane conspiracies about a race of supermen blasting off into space, pulling all the strings from a reptilian command center make it less likely, even less likely than other right wing radio guys, right wing fringe guys to be able to connect with moderate or rational but concerned people on the left or even the right. once you go down the conspiracy rabbit hole, there's no need to justify or explain theories because they all go back to a grand unified theory of globalist domination and there's no opportunity to talk about shared whatever...

i think the description of above of some jones listeners as older failed anti-everything 50something 60somethings is accurate but i get the feeling that most listeners are more likely to be 18-35 types, and unlike those described boomers really internet savvy i guess in the opposite way not unsure how to filter various texts and sources or whatever but rather completely distrusting of everything. and if you're 18-35 you grew up in a world without a like... centralized? media voice, or a trust in the media... everything is fake! what's the real truth behind this?????? and the alex jones program, which is mostly recycling stuff... 1950s anticommunist pamphlets stormfront readings of turner diaries and protocols of the elders of zion aging white male panic endoftheworld panic evangelic radio preaching adbusters antibanks... and it all gets recycled into this incoherent but new to you mix of bullshit that appeals to disaffected young men that lived through the shock of sept 11 over a decade of war propaganda and lies being exposed. so that's why you even get people running through alex jones' program and getting to "hey, if all this is true, ALEX HIMSELF MIGHT BE A REPTILIAN/mossad agent/cia operative" and they go further and further down.

True.

So much of conspiracist inclinations exhibited online or elsewhere strikes me not so much as "these people are stupid" as the kneejerk dismissal goes, but rather that "these people are victims" of either trauma or a destroyed culture or some authoritarian or marketer naturally taking advantage of them.

And this happens across the board with anybody of any subculture or political leaning.

This is balanced of course by the people who believe this stuff to justify their asshole inclinations/ideologies, but you get the idea.

i tend to think that the following these people get from the younger demographic you mention is a real testament to failures in the american educational system

i mean if you don't teach real critical thinking some folks will substitute it the shaggy, credulous form of "critical thinking" that sees conspiracies everywhere.

the part of the video in that mother jone's blog spot (or article or whatever; I can't tell the different anymore) where the guy whose daughter was killed in aurora confronts jones and his wife keeps trying to protect him is heartbreaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI63qnjXByE

Did the reptilian term come from scientology or am.I missing something?

Genius eithet way

Either*

Reptilian is a David Icke-popularized thing, I believe

icke's reptilian theory is from the early 80s.

i didn't know scientology had reptile overlords in the center of the earth. but if they did, it just proves that l ron hubbard was a globalist.

http://thedailybanter.com/2014/05/exclusive-sandy-hook-truther-comes-forward-provides-photos-of-stolen-memorial-signs-in-his-living-room/

pretty much the grossest thing

He’s a ferocious combination of ignorance and arrogance, convinced of his own intellectual elitism while in reality spouting accusations that are ludicrous at face value and for which he has no proof whatsoever anyway.

From that article but sums up Jones pretty well, too.

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10296997_300949306738394_6095746890760483662_n.jpg

pretty much the grossest thing

jfc. just, wow.

wait, is jones himself a "sandy hook truther"?

I don't know what AJ has said on the air about it, but Infowars has stuff like this:

http://www.infowars.com/school-shooting-expert-threatened-over-sandy-hook-investigation/

globalist did sandy truth to tak e out guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO_A9JTnAfM

first guest to say "LISTEN HERE, COCKSUCKER" to alex
alex tries to shut him down after he tries to tell a story about having reefer under his left nut at the airport

went for a walk in the park today

http://i.imgur.com/vaSH6Ut.jpg

fuck this guy

still can't wrap my head around the fact that he just turned 40 this year

ha I first in '98 when I moved to Austin. mfw I found out he was 25.

oh, he sounded and looked pretty much the exact same, important detail.

That's crazy, I thought he'd been a fixture in Austin since the 80s, but I guess not. Part of that may be due to me thinking he had been in the film Slacker, but he wasn't.

he's in Waking Life

And Scanner Darkly

He was Wooderson in Dazed and Confused. No, he was.

was linklater a fan or was it more just "here is another austin weirdo" thing?

and was he as dangerous/awful back then as he is now?

Part of the reason I thought Jones was in Slacker is that there were a bunch of characters in the film with similarly wacko conspiracy theories. So I guess that type of personality was attracted Linklater even before Jones.

Jones' shtick has always been the same, he's just gained popularity over time.

Keep Earth Weird

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTTZxQaEgw

skip to 1:55

Haha. That head's not getting any smaller, I notice.

damn young Alex looks like a henchman in a Die Hard movie

Hey thanks, now I've heard/watched Alex Jones talk about his stamina and libido.

one day he will guest on a muse album

this ended up being in the billy corgan thread but it probably belongs here....betrayal is the ether in which traitor's swim

https://soundcloud.com/matthew-lee-helgeson/mojowars-feat-al3x-j0n3s-the-d00rs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs

lol what an asshole

is alex jones capable of any level of discourse other than hoarse impotent bellowing?

wow!!!

Took me right back to the days of
http://i63.tinypic.com/dmzc6e.jpg

http://66.media.tumblr.com/df5a55b4c2de7756ac8ed37320ebe2fc/tumblr_oajty3Hxlw1rfbp51o1_400.jpg

what language is that supposed to be?

the language of TRUTH

is alex jones capable of any level of discourse other than hoarse impotent bellowing?

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/764566345459568641?s=09

i still can't get over the fact that this idiot is only like 2 years older than i am. he looks older than my dad.

is that what happens to your face when OD on the red pill

i tried watching an episode for laughs but it got super racist really fast.

he is either

1) a professional wrestler who somehow wandered to the news and editorial desk

2) completely unhinged

3) on an unsafe number and type of pills

4) all of the above

mostly 2? and he's a little bit true believer and a lot savvy media personality.
on the radio, his rants especially if you're on an unsafe number and type of pills are pretty hypnotic/entertaining like listening in to... i dunno?? like a good dose of that coast to coast am spooky shit + black helicopters, reptilians controlling society. and he's usually so far out there that he is willing to rant about politics on right and left and in fact i think pulls in a lot of stoned left leaning kids that aren't into normal right wing political talking points. aj being a thing normal people know about thru actual media burn and shit is pretty depressing, though.

Alex Jones Discovers A Temple to Evil! While driving threw Houston Texas Alex noticed the George H W Bush monument and got out to investigate and report.

Alex Jones gets arrested for asking George W Bush a question

i think the trump stuff is mostly opportunism. he's really tapping into the /pol/ demographic.

https://twitter.com/NakatomiTim/status/813853820581281793

I believe it based on my memories of Jones back then and people who were in Austin more regularly, but I don't think you can discount him saying it long enough and often enough that he bought in.

Doesn't matter, does it? The point is none of these people starts out believing in it. One in a hundred thousand or so goes Marjoe Gortner out of some desire for redemption but nobody ever learns anything.

I mean after all the craven cultist hucksters we've seen and learned about in just our own lifetimes, nothing's changed about these people or the default respect we treat them and their worshippers with.

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/811001057576943616

https://mobile.twitter.com/metadinex/status/830590476495495169

https://twitter.com/jonronson/status/830775853969731584

"26"

Maybe he's a time traveler from the mid-20th Century. I feel the same level of disbelief anytime people in old movies reveal an age that is wildly discrepant with their booze & tobacco-ravaged mugs.

I knew people in college who were psychotically delusional (believed they were the 2nd coming of Jesus in one case, determinined to unify all monotheistic faiths in another, related that agents were compelling them to masturbate in one on medication). I'm confident most of us have, and have learned that the compassionate response involves recommending psychiatric care, but avoiding further entanglement while they're in a delusional state.

Alex Jones was obviously a high-functioning psychotic the first time I became aware of him (some Linklater movie, I expect). So what the hell is wrong with Infowars viewers? I'm sure not all them are themselves psychotic. Do they simply have no personal experience with the mentally ill?

Hey Sanpaku, good post. I have a friend who used to be really into Infowars to a disturbing degree, and my observation is that he was an isolated stoner hermit and this particular brand of paranoia seemed to give him some outlet to place his existential angst. FWIW I'm bipolar and have spent time in facilities where the kind of talk conspiracy theorists use was rampant, and he's aware that I was mentally ill at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsKVyhuBf3c

Old school Jones. The Panama Canal was being given to the Chinese because they're one of David Rockefeller's vassal states.

He issued an apology to the Comet Ping Pong dude! I can only assume this means he's getting sued.

I went over to r/conspiracy to see how folks are reacting and immediately regretted it - of fucking course they're tying the disappearances of black teenagers in the DC area to this. Which are apparently not actually an increase, it's just that the DC police are using social media more to try to find the kids and it's been blown vastly out of proportion.

http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/

At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using his client Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in “Batman.”
“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a performance artist.”

Although it may not be generally recognized, upon a close investigation it seems plain that the witches were a vast political movement, an organized society which was anti-social and anarchichal, a world-wide plot against civilization. Naturally, although the Masters were often individuals of high rank and deep learning, that rank and file of the society, that is to say, those who for the most part fell into the hands of justice, were recruited from the least educated classes, the ignorant and the poor. As one might suppose, many of the branches or covens in remoter districts knew nothing and perhaps could have understood nothing of the enormous system. Nevertheless, as small cogs in a very small wheel, it might be, they were carrying on the work and actively helping to spread the infection. It is an extremely significant fact that the last regularly official trial and execution for witchcraft in Western Europe was that of Anna Goeldi, who was hanged at Glaris in Switzerland, 17 June, 1782. Seven years before, in 1775, the villian Adam Weishaupt, who has been truly described by Louis Blac as “the profoundest conspirator that has ever existed,” formed his “terrible and formidable sect,” the Illuminati.

"The Malleus Maleficarum of Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger"
Introduction to 1928 Edition, Translated by The Reverend Montague Summers

He's been doing this more lately, hasn't he

Exclusive: Alex Jones forced to retract and apologize for statements about refugee workers at Chobani in Idaho. https://t.co/uT2cYwufWh pic.twitter.com/FZdWyzkp2o

— Kim Murphy, LA Times (@kimmurphy) May 17, 2017

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f9606adbc042ddce5737c0741c4898e6/tumblr_oqo8mgnSZg1uufl6zo1_1280.jpg

You think you're red now? Well, I'm here to tell you, brother: you can never be TOO red!

looks like youtube is taking down infowars videos?

The Alex Jones channel with billions of views is frozen. We have been told it will be deleted tomorrow and all 33 thousands videos will be erased. We just set up this new page subscribe if you want to see what the SPLC wants censored.. https://t.co/0sGkMNUCPt

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) March 4, 2018

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/376613-alex-jones-says-youtube-will-delete-infowars-channel
http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/03/technology/youtube-ads-infowars-alex-jones/index.html

between twitter just blowing away thousands of trolls unannounced and this self-inflected derp by youtube (after completely fucking up a billion other things, logan paul and pewdiepie among them), it seems that our huge incumbent american advertising pushers tech firms are just determined to make everyone hate them enough to finally get regulated. GG, YT

illuminati getting it right

I mean I'm not about to cry any tears over this phenomenal douchebag losing an outlet but at what point do these much-touted rich as fuck techbro firms come up with a moderation policy that isn't basically beating on a laptop with hulk hands and then wondering how the reporters got this phone number

idk guys looks like something alex jones thinks is happening is not in fact happening

Damn looks like they got to nashwan too

It's shocking when those who've benefited wildly from rubbing the lamp without concern for the implications later prove to be ineffectual at coaxing the genie back to where he came from.

story of the human race

LOL Alex Jones did a false flag about his own YouTube

Before Alex Jones headed to court to face his ex-wife today, he told Infowars listeners that President Trump is part of an effort to fight against a sentient computer program that has decided to kill all humans.

This afternoon, Jones was speaking with a guest on his show when he declared that we are living in an “information apocalypse” where global elites “want to keep you in-the-moment confused.” Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he claimed that Trump is working with a group of people to defeat an automated intelligence computer program set on destroying humanity.

“This is already an A.I. system that made the decision to have a post-human world and Trump has jumped in with others and are saying, ‘No, we’re not doing it,’ at the elite level,” Jones said.

He quickly moved on, unfazed, and added that global elites “are really pissed about” Infowars “questioning the next false flag,” referring to his network’s infamous tendency to claim tragedies are staged events.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-trump-is-fighting-a-computer-program-that-has-decided-to-kill-humans/

Isn't that something he's nicked from AI theory, called 'the Basilisk'?

Apparently he chased "King of Communism" Bernie Sanders down in an airport today, video tonight on his show

Seeing that in the airport must've really felt like a Marvel vs DC moment

I couldnt even get past the introduction.

Bernie's face in the still I've seen is the perfect reaction to realizing you're being faced with Alex Jones in an airport.

in that both Jones and Bernie are massive corporations built entirely on the exploitation of creators, who have spent two decades on one hand and a decade on the other actively destroying the media ecosystems in which they communicate, while simultaneously attempting to ameliorate that by enhancing pointless notions of tribal identity amongst their constituents, such that they think "Marvel vs DC" is a legitimate notion worth processing, yeah sure

maybe you just mean that Jones is Funky Flashman thinking he's Godfrey though

xpost

^^^ pvmic

I mean, if you're going to have opinions about Bernie Sanders

So glad someone finally had the bravery to point out the glaring equivalence between these two. I mean, they're practically clones, for gosh sake.

late to the party on this one by some six years or so but i can't not share lonely alex jones just thinking baout things

" what have I become my sweetest friend, every one I know goes away in the end"-Johnny Cash pic.twitter.com/ge30b8R6

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) December 10, 2012

- Bob Marley

6 years ago when he was a youthful 36 years old

Alex Jones is of an age where he could be my slightly older brother but appears to be of an age where he could be my dad's much, much older brother.

a steady diet of shirtless rage and carginogenic dick pills will do that to a man

he would have been in high school at the same time as i was and he looks like my extremely unhealthy mississippi chud dad who just turned 69

careful kids, this is what happens when you OD on the Red Pill

xxpost So I should cut back is what you're saying.

or at the very least be fully aware of the consequences of your choices, i guess

(considers the prospect of rapidly devolving into a seething grudge plug on the perpetual cusp of catastrophic rupture) Nah, I'm good.

actively destroying the media ecosystems

lol ok people that are on tv all the time and get a million stories written about them are destroying the media which is pulling in record high profits.

the closest shop to me went bust in January after 42 years downtown, and only got one TV story on a local news affiliate, about the fact they had already gone bust. maybe they have Dan Buckley on all the time on national TV but I haven't seen it - do you have any links?

I think local papers and television stations getting snatched up by conglomerates and serializing clickbait that has a very Jones-esque bent in an attempt to monetize sites, because his brand of garbage has the perception of higher audience engagement, is definitely one of the factors messing up the media ecosystem (publishers/writers/editors -> readers/viewers and the metaphorical ecological loop therein)

and yes, having a million stories written about Alex Jones, and people thinking that's a good use of resources, is messing things up

Just found a Kate Spade / Illuminati theory on Twitter, btw

Alex Jones you better / watch your speed

Alex Jones looks like Stephen Stills if he decided to become a backyard wrestling heel.

So, Stephen Stills.

a cross between Stills and Bobby the Brain Heenan

careful kids, this is what happens when you OD on the Red Pill

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wTDPtIP0cdg/maxresdefault.jpg

https://pics.me.me/woko-haram-wokieleaksalt-5-25-17-v-never-forget-alex-jones-once-23017110.png

Also...hairier? Dirtier?

mostly i'm just distressed that his torso resembles an angry frowing face in both shots

i um okay i guess, thx for weighing in

Anthony Bourdain had the guts to call Henry Kissinger an evil war criminal and Hillary ‘shameful’ for defending Harvey Weinstein! Hope he is in a better place.. Hillary has called me ‘Dark Heart’ so let me just say again I will never kill myself!! pic.twitter.com/r8SGp1z8Wi

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) June 8, 2018

At least he's not folding him into a conspiracy. (Yet.)

Isn't that kind if what he's doing in the final sentence?

why why why isn't never the Alex Joneses topping themselves?

Anthony Bourdain said Hillary Clinton was ‘shameful’ and now we learn he supposedly hung him self. Let me just say I will never commit arkancide or Clintoncide! https://t.co/0WKQ6Orta1 she came she saw he died..

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) June 8, 2018

that's right, he was murdered by Hillary Clinton

Arkancide!

Podcasts removed from iTunes, pages removed from Facebook.

In other news, I finally got that gangrenous toe removed. I mean, I probably should've taken care it before the entire bottom half of my body became gangrenous, but the point I'm making here is that the toe is gone! Hurrah!

maybe his heart will explode

surprised the deep-state lizard people waited this long tbh

wonder how many people are going to get shot over this

so I don't really understand why this happened all of a sudden, did he do something in particular? Dude's been a hateful shitbag for years, why did this all come to a head?

everyone was waiting for someone else to move first, is part of it

This looks like the handiwork of Soros alright. I knew something was fishy last week when a couple of my Spotify playlists mysteriously disappeared

he recently countersued some of the families of Sandy Hook victims to cover his court costs.

I know there were things going around last week asking people to drop their Spotify accounts unless AJ was removed

everyone was waiting for someone else to move first, is part of it

this def seems the case, I just don't understand what prompted spotify to go first. It's not like his podcasts all of a sudden violated their hate-speech policy, dude's been saying the same shit for years.

I know there were things going around last week asking people to drop their Spotify accounts unless AJ was removed

if this is how spotify's hate speech policy actually works, imo this is just one more thing that makes them a shitty company

New 19-minute rant "I Admit"

^^ Easy layup for Weird Al

Spotify only has one foot in the podcast game
There's a ton of stuff that'd not on there

Doesn’t this removal play exactly into his MO?

I thought his MO was to sell supplements?

Or you could just give him money directly. That works too.

so i got an unsolicited statement just now that the adult site YouPorn is banning Alex Jones and Infowars content from its platform (what? ok.) pic.twitter.com/U4IwkGf4FO

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) August 6, 2018

I started barfing as soon as the thought of Alex Jones porn crossed my mind and, well, I'm still barfing right now and I'm not 100% certain that I'm going to stop.

christ

if this is how spotify's hate speech policy actually works, imo this is just one more thing that makes them a shitty company

― Οὖτις

oh, like most companies they have no coherent policy on what gets pulled and what doesn't. they pulled xxxtentacion's records a couple months back and then kendrick lamar said "no, don't, i like that guy's rapping", so they put his records back on.

They just took his records off of their promoted playlists. They didn’t pull them.

The first company to do something I thought was youtube, a week or so ago, sort of a three-strikes kind of thing where they pulled him for a while, though some related Infowars bullshit stayed up. There was a pretty loud backlash to that, asking why he wasn't being banned outright, and I think this new stuff is the end result of that.

Infowars wasn’t even really banned from anywhere it’s all a hoax and Alex Jones is s crisis actor.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 7, 2018

lol

i really, really want that to become the mainstream opinion about infowars

is he banned from Linklater movies yet?

don't really care if this is fake footage or not

Footage of Alex Jones reacting to his facebook and youtube channel getting terminated pic.twitter.com/yyY2rMER2a

— PeterNorway (@classiclib3ral) August 6, 2018

tbh every time this guy is mentioned my immediate reaction is "if only this guy had limited his public exposure to being an entertaining crank in Linklater movies"

his middle name is 'emerick' lol

I'm a big big fan of very smart people who holler about the abuse of their 1st Amendment rights when non-governmental entities refuse to give them an outlet.

Harper-Collins won't publish my memoir!!!!!!! What ever happened to free speech and the Constitution?!?!?!?

lmaooooo

I can't figure out who said that Alex Jones clip looked like Space Ghost Coast to Coast but… pic.twitter.com/eUTTsnEGeY

— MV (@chaos_orbison) August 6, 2018

hahahahaha

lmao perfect

Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism https://t.co/LLRNTVoPtX pic.twitter.com/rdAnxDi6bP

— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 7, 2018

Money, he said in a follow-up interview on Saturday, was not a prime motivator for him. “Money is the jet fuel for the jet bombers I use to drop truth bombs,” he said

he certainly does have a way of evoking vivid imagery

I...thought for certain that was a quote from the Onion article. This fuckin' guy.

In any other era, he'd be the guy with sandwich boards proclaiming the end of the world on a street corner, or manning a Lyndon LaRouche table on campus. He's been this guy since early adulthood, so I'm pretty sure he's sincere, a nut with too many enablers. I'm sure Francis E. Dec was an enormous dick IRL, too.

pic.twitter.com/wea59X0CTk

— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 26, 2015

first reply

Whos is responcible?

Hoos is responcible??

Every time Alex Jones gets sued he brings up the same defense, that he is an entertainer, not a journalist. But then he boasts about dropping truth bombs or whatever, or First Amendment rights, or bullshit like that. You really can't have it both ways. I hope he ends up bankrupt and locked in a room, forced to live out the rest of his life subsisting entirely on his supplements and shakes.

that's basically how he lives his life now iirc

Okay okay, he should infected with the 28 Days Later rage virus and be forced to live the rest of his life looking like Grimace's ruddy brother.

Oh, wait.

Oh man, I just remembered his identical 'before + after' supplement pictures and almost shot coffee out of my nose.

'If, after six weeks of taking my supplement, you see discernible difference in your physique, your money will be completely refunded. Guaranteed!'

lol

this is the last straw pic.twitter.com/L68uaFmAJO

— leon (@leyawn) August 8, 2018

he was visibly more lobster-hued in the 'after' picture tbf xp

Every time Alex Jones gets sued he brings up the same defense, that he is an entertainer, not a journalist.

There's a reason the alt-right is obsessed with taqiya.

tacos are delicious tho, you gotta give them that

Ever since that clip posted here yesterday, I've had 'suckin' on ding dongs/outside the Tastee Freez' playing on a loop in my head.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/08/technology/infowars-app-trending.html

'Hmm, who is this Alex Jones fella that everyone's been coming down so hard on? Let's see, download app, lemme check out one of these videos...oh, dear god. Delete. DELEEEEEETE.'

its worth watching the John Oliver segment on Infowars, in which his staff actually watches an entire 4-hour broadcast and discovers it's literally 90% shilling horse pills and goat oil

Naomi Klein's Twitter feed is constant chemtrails as well, though.

Uh, what?

(Just re the Kylie Jenner quote above. Not defending Jones at all.)

And why would a standard jet path create a circle? I just don't remember skies like this. BTW I must not be the only one wondering about air quality as we had 100,000 twitter impressions yesterday alone. pic.twitter.com/xydjVqzKsn

— Dr Naomi Wolf (@naomirwolf) February 18, 2018

Naomi Wolf is not Naomi Klein.

Can't believe you slandered Naomi Campbell like that.

That's Naomi Wolf

'Who's on first?'
'CHEMTRAILS!'

klaus naomi believes in chemtrails smh :(

Can't believe Wolf from gladiatorswould fall for this crap smh

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/08/09/voodoo-doughnut-is-at-the-center-of-a-rising-far-right-conspiracy-theory/

apparently jones has been complicit in siccing 4chan et al on my city and fuck this guy

Any chance of him losing his trial against the Sandy Hook victims?

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/08/09/voodoo-doughnut-is-at-the-center-of-a-rising-far-right-conspiracy-theory/

apparently jones has been complicit in siccing 4chan et al on my city and fuck this guy

― Clay

i'm sad for voodoo doughnut but that doesn't mean putting stale crumbled up cocoa puffs on a donut makes it good

i'd rather our fearless leadership did something about the regular fascist riots here besides chanting "first amendment" and sending the cops out to throw flashbangs at antifa.

Only just saw the Star of David in that Jenner nonsense, ffs

I don't see a Star of David in it? Just a vague five point star.

oooh, twitter, what balls:

The company asked Jones to delete the post — Twitter does not remove tweets on its own, a spokesman said — and banned him from tweeting for seven days, though he is permitted to browse Twitter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2018/08/15/twitter-suspends-far-right-conspiratorial-commentator-alex-jones/

Just think of how glorious it would be if Trump were banned from Twitter for being an overall obnoxious kneebiter

i would be very surprised if donald trump were ever banned from twitter

Nah, Twitter is gonna continue to provide a platform for the worst elements of humanity as long as there's $$$ in it. And they should be forever held accountable for having done so imo.

I mean, I managed to get my account locked for joking that Trump should walk in front of a bus (aka PROMOTING THE SUICIDES O NOES), while President Hatemonger remains an unhindered nihilistic tweetgasm and Alex Falseflag gets a seven-day slap on the wrist after the rest of the internet has given him an ungracious heave-ho. They've pretty clearly demonstrated their loyalty afaict.

"You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children! For three months!"

"DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN" Twitter 2018

And they should be forever held accountable for having done so imo.

The only way to do that is for people to close their accounts and not use the service, which does not appear to be happening any time soon.

The only way to do that is for people to close their accounts and not use the service, which does not appear to be happening any time soon.

― louise ck (milo z)

there aren't _that_ many people using the service, it's just that the ones who do are really, really loud and obnoxious about it

hmmmm

yes

BREAKING: A Texas judge denied the motion by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to dismiss a defamation lawsuit brought against him and his Infowars operation by the parents of a Sandy Hook shooting victim, in a ruling released on Thursday. https://t.co/PgN3JaEWBG

— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) August 30, 2018

i support the use of "conspiracy theorist" as his job description (although if there was a pithy way to say "he does all of this to sell products", that should be in there too). at what point did that become common?

Would Snake Oil Salesman suffice to cover the second part of the job description?

That's insulting to all snake oil salesman.

Much as I enjoyed watching Marco Rubio send Alex Jones into a rage, in a fight between them, I'm rooting for a sinkhole. pic.twitter.com/O1t9NnR7Ji

— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 5, 2018

god, i want to live in world where i don't know who alex jones is (as rubio apparently does not).

Marco's going to have his cocaine cowboy connections whack Jones.

I say this all the time but I get mad every time I think about Richard Linklater having paid Alex Jones twice.

i never realized that alex jones was the angry crazy guy in waking life

"i want freedom! that's what i want, and that's what you should want!"

It still shocks me when I remember that Alex Jones was born in 74, same as me.

I lived in Austin in the late 90s and on the rare occasion I'd move my dial off KVRX, I'd run into Alex Jones, this gravel voiced nut who I'd have guessed was at least 40. He was 24!

xxp - apparently Linklater was bordering on 9/11 truther for a bit because of Jones

I kept waiting for Alex Jones to stomp on the Plankton with a Hairpiece tbh

I figured he was the one guy who could make Rubio take a swing at

Why has he not died of a high blood pressure related anyeurysm yet? Watching that was like having a really annoying fly bothering my face.

BREAKING: Twitter is permanently banning conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and Infowars for abusive behavior.

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 6, 2018

Jones/Infowars also banned from Periscope, the official Twitter announcement includes, hilariously

The only downside is not being able to enjoy the schadenfreude of witnessing Jones's meltdown. They should have given him a 12 hour clock before banning.

A victory for us lizard-people jews under the command of George Soros the God.

finally Twitter is free of fascist trolling

I finally watched that stupid video and it's exactly every little quasi-confrontation between two half-lit assholes that my drunk ass would have stepped in to preemptively break up, as if those two schmucks would ever have the gumption to actually throw a punch

HEY GUYS, HEY; HEY GUYS. WHAT THE HELL. NOBODY CARES. CHILL

normally i would support you on that, but eveeeeeeery once in a while, very rarely, you gotta let two people settle their differences by fighting to the death

hmmm

lol

i KID

cross thread connections but i wouldn't even support the death penalty for a mass murdering alex jones, and believe me that is saying a lot

The @prisonplanet guy’s Twitter feed is full of new Alex Jones videos.

I think what Karl is trying to say is he would support Rubio v. Jones resulting in a double ambulance ride as long as they wind up in stable condition, maybe with the use of some limbs, maybe not; just as long as they don’t die.

I think hes ok with them dying just not with any moral complicity on his part?

The @prisonplanet guy’s Twitter feed is full of new Alex Jones videos.

i've seen this on twitter the last few days but didn't bother to spend 45 seconds watching it until now

Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of shit pic.twitter.com/lxmPgjAmB5

— Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@ENBrown) October 22, 2018

i didn't realize how literal the caption was

The thing about Alex Jones is that he's in Alex Jones mode all the time.

it must be super weird to be part of his small mobile camera crew. imagine all the shit he gets into that doesn't make it to air

Holy shit in clicking around past that I discovered Alex's ex wife has gone rougue and is taking his fat ass to school on twitter.

damn, really? no wonder he's taken to yelling at piles of poop he finds on the street

They find him.

oh my god pic.twitter.com/6aKyGKPMCa

— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 2, 2018

Self-meme-ification is the best defence.

I guess it'll be kinda morbidly fascinating to see how long it takes his capacity for basic self-care to completely turf out.

You don't often have the opportunity to watch a human mind empty itself in more or less real time. This should be a real boon for clinical research.

You don't often have the opportunity to watch a human mind empty itself in more or less real time.

― a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch)

this isn't true

Yeah we got Twitter and twitch streams and entire cable news channels

Oh yes, I sometimes forget that it is 2018, mea culpa.

Things are obviously going well for Alex Jones. pic.twitter.com/f9CjDHQkEg

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) December 15, 2018

must have a real pisser of a swear jar tariff

Watched that two and a half times before I realised Twitter was looping it.

This man has problems.

he had his hair done ?

the chipmunk version in the comments!

Any idea what set of this tirade? No way is his heart gonna hold out much longer.

Judging by the end of the video, it was...vaccines.

when did alex jones start doing his show with a lip in by the way? it's been a while since i watched. also, he's promoting a conspiracy-minded dating site now. great to see two of my favorite broadcasters together again.
one of jones' talents is his ability to blast all of his talking points out at once but in this case, he gets upset that gavin is not playing ball and goes off into his personal history with lawyers and platform capitalism, but then i believe it's sexualization of kids that really puts him over the edge, right after this point here, after alex jones compares gavin to lee rogers who gavin seems to not be familiar with (he's a more antisemitic openly white supremacist jones knockoff): https://youtu.be/M5zwDvjMSLI?t=4165
gavin's response is: "i don't know anything about vaccines"
alex jones: "will you pray with me?" right into a pitch for colloidal silver.
alex jones later explains that antifa is motivated by "poontang," gavin disagrees, explaining that antifa loves "tranny porn" and many members are rapists.

That whole thing is pretty lol, but a small detail that popped out to me was seeing Jones wearing a shirt from Ralph Lauren--a Jew (!) from the Bronx & a huge democrat donor--that makes me wonder who exactly is the brainwashed sheeple.

Is he openly anti-jews and anti-new york or is it more a dogwhistle thing?

PLENTY of conservatives wear ralph lauren

RL dressed Melania for the inauguration.

I know that's just standard phraseology and the designers don't literally dress people, but I always imagine designers chasing VIPs around and trying to get them into their clothes -- "come on darling, we can't go to the party until you get into your clothes...here we go, underwear first...no, just one foot at a time, dear."

alex jones vs joe rogan beef pretty good pic.twitter.com/GJmnkNJUGA

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) February 7, 2019

look them both in room. burn room to ground.

i don't know, seems more appropriate to force them to eat disgusting things and then maybe throw some poisonous snakes into the locked room first, right?

A good thing has happened today.

Inbox: Judge rules Sandy Hook families can depose Alex Jones in defamation case pic.twitter.com/984SIOTxk6

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 14, 2019

pass the conspiracy popcorn

*high-fives* I'm here until I can finally unbookmark this thread.

Anyone else read "Sabrina?"

yeah, it took Fanta five years to do Top Notch - D&Q waited, what, 15?

Sabrina was excellent! The AJ character was slightly less odious than the impression I get of the real AJ. A closer correlative would be the guy in Homeland. But who knows, Drnaso could have been directly transcribing.

um......shots fired???

https://www.infowars.com/scandal-joe-rogan-just-said-black-people-are-apes-black-neighborhoods-are-the-planet-of-the-apes/

spidermanpointingatspiderman.tiff

I thought rogan and jones were bros

hard to imagine that the friendship between these two hulking idiot man-children was not destined to last but here we are

why can't monsters get along with other monsters?

soi disantra

they don't wanna

I thought rogan and jones were bros

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2019/02/07/alex-jones-and-joe-rogan-are-in-the-midst-of-a-hilarious-feud/#5987080424f8

Inbox: Judge rules Sandy Hook families can depose Alex Jones in defamation case pic.twitter.com/984SIOTxk6
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 14, 2019

can we change that from "depose" to "defenestrate"?

makes me feel a bit sad when rogan brings up a fun story about him and jones clowning around with george bush and george bush sr masks and jones coldly turns away and goes back to ranting about how democrats are pushing post-birth abortion so that the globalists can harvest organs.

"my dad knew organ harvesters..."

on asians: "they're like... they're conscious and real people... but when they get into a fight, they all sync up and they're like robots and have no fear"

So which kung fu movie has he just watched?

"there were two breakaway governments and two shadows governments—it's in the documents—so, you had one that was british-run and one that was german-run ... they said, 'we've got all this on the drawing board, a plan to poison the food and water, a plan for off-world bases, by the way, we're taking hardcore drugs and we're in contact with aliens.' ... you go to the real, deep phD-level history books, nasa is the german breakaway government..."

I gotta look into these books, with the secrets that are that are right there in the writing...

I’m sure he provides links and references to the exact passages after every show

"it's in the literature, man"
"what literature?"
"mainline historical books about ss castles where they go, 'the aliens want blood,' so they'd kill like twenty kids and everything, so the aliens would like..."
"the aliens wanted blood?"
"it brings them in like sharks, and they'd give them technology, like, 'this is how it works. you build the atomic weapons this way,' and the aliens are, like, telepathic. and they would, like, show them bombers. and the aliens are, like, telepathic. they would, like, mindmeld and give them the technology. they were bad aliens. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS. THE NAZIS BELIEVED THIS. are you surprised the nazis were influenced by demons? but joe what i'm telling you is, no media will attack this."

"the germans were seduced because they had high IQs but more than that, they were psychically connected to each other and would work like robots. the EU and chinese want robots to replace us because they'll follow orders. and the chinese are very conscious when they're conscious but they're also very robotic—but the germans are just as robotic, so this entity system picked germans as its attempt even in world war 1 and world war 2 and it was manipulating the brits as well and it was offering them technology but two different paths, one was social control and all this other stuff with the brits, and the other was high-tech weapons, interdimensional with the germans. so, whoever these players are—and you can dial into it but it's very dangerous—they're manipulating the british arm versus the german arm and then they've got the chinese arm that is almost seen as, like, a robot army. so, the globalists go to these events and take bigger and bigger doses of drugs..."

someone has been taking large doses of drugs, for sure

for along time I wasn't buying into this line of thought, but to see it simplified and distilled like this has me coming around

"dude, they-they-they turn your heart off for five minutes and pump oxygen into your blood and you're in the meetings—and i've talked to people that are involved, i mean, top scientists—you're in the meetings with frickin' aliens—elves are the main group..."

i wish alex jones never cashed in on being a racist far-right guy and just exposed elves.

"what's adrenochrome?"
"oh, man, dude..."

I'll never understand why people continue to pay any attention to this pud. It's like coming back every day to see how the putrefaction of that dead pigeon on the side of the road is progressing.

http://www.kissingivankatrump.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/alex-jones-redder-1024x576.jpg

That will never not be one of the funniest pictures in existence.

His watch is different in the second picture. What other changes can *you* find?

Would like to see Human League issue a rerelease of 'Being Boiled' with this as the sleeve.

he's sucking in his gut a bit harder

I don't usually listen to This American Life, but while hanging at the airport I heard a piece (maybe a follow-up piece?) on Jones and his Sandy Hook truther followers. It was predictably disgusting, with one or two minor silver linings. But it was followed by a piece by Jon Ronson unravelling Jones's creation myth. The guy apparently regularly claims he moved to Austin from outside Dallas because he ratted out (during a school assembly) local police for dealing drugs, but interviews with classmates indicate that likely never happened. Turns out the real impetus (by many accounts) is that, no surprise, Jones was a bully and an agitator who one day beat the shit out of a classmate and left him with permanent damage; Jones' dad visited this kid in the hospital and paid his bills, or something to that extent. But time passed and Jones is invited to some house party, which turned out to be a setup, as friends of this injured kid jump *him* and beat the shit out of him, and apparently the humiliation is so bad his family had to move. As Ronson indicates, that might not be the exact truth, but it's much closer to the truth than what Jones has been pedaling.

The crazy (but not crazy) thing is that a lot of these former classmates of Jones calling BS are conspiracy theory assholes themselves. Even the one kid who got seriously beat up, who had no idea Alex Jones has a popular show and the ear of the president.

Anyway, unrelated to that he gives Ronson a statement re: Sandy Hook, and boy does it sound like someone put the fear of legal god in him. I hope the parents suing him leave him with nothing but vitamin suppositories.

yeah that was an interesting show--especially the classmates of Jones talking about him walking the halls with demon eyes telling people he was the antichrist

So there was basically never a time when his profound mental illness wasn't readily apparent, cool, glad that wound has been allowed to fester.

seems like a chill dude:

https://www.facebook.com/echoplexmedia/videos/371049746819225/

that's no way to treat our future president.

Wow. Of COURSE the great @JTiloveTX has the story on AJs Sandy Hook deposiiton, where he told lawyers he “almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged" https://t.co/oMPCJDIV0D

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) March 29, 2019

But then does this:

Throwing fuel on the fire, Jones on Monday questioned the circumstances surrounding the death of Jeremy Richman, one of the Sandy Hook parents who is suing him for defamation in Connecticut, whose body was found that morning in the Newtown building where Richman, a neuroscientist, had created a foundation named for his daughter Avielle, to encourage brain research into the causes of violent behavior. The state's chief medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.

"I mean, how do I get a fair trial with stuff like this?," Jones said on InfoWars.

seems like a chill dude:

https://www.facebook.com/echoplexmedia/videos/371049746819225/

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, March 25, 2019 4:20 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*chili

He's currently suffering from a form of psychosis that prevents him from realizing that his form of psychosis from back in the past never actually went away. It's a mutivalent breakdown of cognitive function, real wild stuff.

is it part of the psychosis that he makes money off of it?

I think that was the catalyst but know he does know what money is or how to use it.

'know he does know'

Apparently Alex Jones Brain Disease is contagious, yikes.

Had not heard of this theory...

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/the-conspiracy-theory-that-alex-jones-is-actually-legendary-long-dead-texas-comedian-bill-hicks/

It's a conspiracy not even worthy of Jones

That’s not what a lot of people I know are saying. A lot of people are saying it’s true. Plus - the ‘Alex Jones’ people AND the ‘Bill Hicks’ people have awfully quiet about it, which is suspicious

'Sam Kinison' people noticeably silent as well

ironic

C’mon, they just both have “Texas White Dude Face”. That’s all there is to it

also, they are both dead

That apparently prompted Jones to blow up during his show Friday night, accusing Mattei of deliberately planting the child porn (the rant begins at the 2:33:30 timestamp, when Jones offers a $1 million reward to find and convict whoever sent the porn).

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Then the far-right commentator started yelling, “You fucks are going to get it.”

“You fucks are going to get it,” he shouted. “You fucking child molesters. I’ll fucking get you in the end. You fucks.”

Jones repeated his reward offer: “You’re trying to set me up with child porn, I’ll get your ass. One million dollars, you little gang members. One million dollars to put your head on a pike.”

At another point during the segment (timestamp 2:37:23), Jones slammed his fist on a picture of Mattei and muttered, “I’m gonna ki…” and cuts himself off.

“Anyway, I’m done,” Jones said. “Total war! You want it, you got it.”

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/sandy-hook-alex-jones-lawsuit-threat-infowars

I will be so happy when someone sues his ass for every penny he has and wins.

That article says it was stuff "sent to infowars addresses" which sounds entirely plausible as it could be any nutbar follower (or hater) sending shit to his inboxes! Doesnt mean anyones planting shit on him... is he that dense?

Why hasnt he died of an explosive aneurysm already.

Based on watching his video deposition, I'd say they have a solid chance of winning. Some obvious stuff: he said he had changed his mind on sandy hook a few years ago, but then ther were clips of him saying it was fake a few months ago. He says he didn't profit off his show, but then said the ads he ran on the show weren't part of the show. He said the decision making was done by a team of 3 people, but later said that he had the final say on everything.

He said a supplement was making his body more lean and chiseled, but after 6 weeks he was was just redder and sweatier

Makes sense that the guy who promoted Pizzagate would get unsolicited conspiracy tips with photos in his email box.

he should put a call in for one of those vacant cabinet posts get himself some blanket executive privilege

I mean he was qualified before but child porn would take him over the top

I don't normally make a habit of watching Alex Jones clips that get sent around (yeah the guy screams whatever i get it) but this one made me laugh pretty hard bc after he's done with his first gasp of ranting and raving, the camera cuts to reveal that his guest on the show is his own defense attorney, who begins patiently trying to explain to Jones why it's not normally a good idea to place a $1m bounty on your enemies' heads on live radio

i've had a hard time following this. so the porn was sent to them...but they didn't see it and they handed over a bunch of files to the investigators on this case? is that what happened? how fucking dumb is infowars? Is that a rhetorical question? Is this one?

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Well that's why he sent the porn he didn't like instead of keeping it innit?

Can someone put that in transformer?

I like that he censored himself by saying "F-heads". Very thoughtful for his younger listeners

Anyone who's been through finishing school can tell you that it's untoward to utter the f-word in the midst of a tacit death threat.

Hang on, sampling “I like big giant tits and big asses” for my new techno track.

"I like big butts and all I do is lie"

A classic infowars moment for sure

Guys guys it’s fine. Alex Jones being arrested is part of Q’s covert plan to protect Alex and his virile, manly semen from the Corona Virus

— john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) March 10, 2020

DUI — nice mug shot

Jones should go full sovereign citizen at his hearings, would probably boost his scams

prisonpaul calling piers an intellectual coward made me think of this clip and it's even funnier than I remembered it pic.twitter.com/YE8YuJYkhn

— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) April 27, 2020

wow how have i not seen that <3

love how it ends on "cowards wanna get in peoples faces-" immediately after running half a block to get in a guys face