Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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Prompted by a discovery of an astounding picture I had around, clipped out from an issue of Sports Illustrated from 1993, it says here. The caption for full context:

HOLD ON THERE
Though Iowa won the team title, no wrestler at the NCAA meet was more exuberant than Nebraska's Tony Purler, who celebrated with his coaches after winning the title in the 126-pound division.

Yes, very exuberant indeed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHHA OMG

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050622/i/r3318410604.jpg?x=248&y=345&sig=FkfGHMt7mw4gj.S55rX18w--

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't want this thread to ever drop off the "New Answers" page.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lumpworld.com/pix/pic-mickelson-doral.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

eric, i'm with you.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

wrestling to thread.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Nedrick Arthur Raggett, you should be ashamed of yourself! That's nothing but some innocent post-victory rogering, and you want to make it all dirty. The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world stick their tongues out towards your nipples in disgust!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

this thread has a lot of potential, keep it coming

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

there are a lot of really good a-rod/jeter pics out there. i'll see if i can find one.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

some innocent post-victory rogering

In front of an adoring crowd!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

isn't there an anti-yankees website out there somewhere that has compiled a pretty large stock of images of d. jeter and a-rod in compromising, vaguely homoerotic poses? each one had really lousy captions too, if i recall

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

http://img1.vunct.net/albums/WalkingCarpet/A_Rod_purse.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/mbshieh/Public/random/Jeter%20sucks%20A-Rod.JPG

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//2004/ar_Jdb.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

http://sportzfun.com/v-web/gallery/albums/baseball/gay.jpg

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200503/arod-jeter.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ahsaasports.com/images/sections/wrestling/2003-wrestling-3.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

There's an even better version of the ALCS ball-slap with high heels on Jeter's shoes.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeterarod.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lsj.com/news/magicjohnson/images/scan5.gif

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.studbank.com/newforum/albums/userpics/10002/normal_IMG_1035-web.jpg

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

this thread is getting me all hot and bothered

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Fuck swimmers are hot.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

but then derek started spending time with gary..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_sheffield.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

"And winning the gold medal in fuckswimming..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

.....

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_arod_2.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

I think pretty much any picture of high school/college wrestling is going to count.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

has there been, say, a popstar equivalent of this thread over on ILM?

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

EVERY noise board thread to thread.

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/freddy2/bec/ron1.jpg

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

(hah or pretty much any beckham photoshoot to thread!)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

(er the ones where he's with his exceedingly beautiful wife excepted)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

and accepted

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

VPL!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

"Exceedingly beautiful"? She's always pouting like her mouth has just come off it.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

You know, from all the suction.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

not really homoerotic but...
http://screamingpickle.com/images/Golf-Trophy.JPG

tylero (tylero), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Depends on where it's been.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

I still haven't gotten over this one:

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Ziggy Palffy kissed Kalle Johannsen once...

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

That initial picture is ridiculous.

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

There's this one, , but a few seconds later Stewart was holding his caddie's head in his hands and I swear they were about to lock lips but thought better of it.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world

I was thinking Al Franken.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

It really is the tongue with that one I posted right at the start. I mean, all the elements of the photo are just great but the TONGUE.

And what trips me out is that the photo wasn't buried away or anything -- SI usually does a two-page spread for their table of contents, as was the case here, right up at the front of the magazine. What in the world was *that* editorial meeting like?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

Not enough ladies:

http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/sp_usa_vball03-thumb.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

TS: Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery v. Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

FITE. That initial picture is the single funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Also: more l3zzin' up, plz.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

The album cover thread has a clear head start.

That lezzing up pic clearly is actual lezzing up.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

That lezzing up pic clearly is actual lezzing up.

!!!!!!


I know!

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Unintentionally autoerotic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ohnomar.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Does this count?

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kmlager.com/albums/album21/VinnieJonesPaulGascoigne.jpg

SiC@rter, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

This one's pretty spicy:

ihttp://photos17.flickr.com/22105554_38360d278b_o.jpg

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

Do sports fans count?

img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/cnv0108.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/cnv0108.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/_780433_henri300.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39465000/jpg/_39465897_beattie_cele2300.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/sport016.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/sport005.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/sport008.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/awww.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/headjob.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/mates.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/pitstop.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

What the hell is going on in that last pic? Are they giving him an emergency enema?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

HYSTERICS

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

Best thread ever. Well since Sunday anyway.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

I live for threads such as this.

moley, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

The best part about the initial pic (besides the TONGUE) is the nonplussed audience in the background.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/6gvhgn.jpg

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

I totally love to imagine that it's an overeager Al Franken and David Letterman holding the wrestling kid.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

more Misty May & Kerri Walsh
http://onthepatio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goldvolley.jpghttp://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/misty-may-backside.jpg

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)


http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040825/sp9.jpg
http://i.neilrogers.com/images/features/2004082401-Kerri%20Walsh%20Misty%20May.jpg

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

You merely desire tightbutt.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I didn't realize lezzing up was now an Olympic sport!

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

"And in mixed doubles..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/gen/img/apr02/floor401.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Ned, are you implying that I don't just enjoy lezzing up sports images simply for their own sake? I am shocked to be accused of such a thing!

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040823/040823_oly_softball_hlg2p.h2.jpg

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaha "mixed doubles"!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

That (original post) picture is too good to be true.

Hemoglobin Hummingbird (HemoHum), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

http://paulkatcher.com/images/bill_parcells.jpg

Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

You know, sports seems to be the only field where "tough" men can exhibit physical signs of affection towards each other without being labeled gay, so do you have to ruin that too? Two guys hugging does not a gay make.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

SMELLS LIKE FISH

http://www2s.biglobe.ne.jp/~hiroshin/pictures/japan/kamogawa_sea_world/kamogawa_sea_world10.jpg

The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Two guys hugging does not a gay make.

It might an unintentionally homoerotic picture make, though.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

And anyway, that first picture has THREE guys hugging.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

Is a pic of two guys hugging necessarily homoerotic? Is physical warmth between guys always erotic, thogh maybe only unintentionally? I'd like to think not.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

It's not the hugging: it's the O faces.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

Well, not all of the guys on this thread are showing that.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

Besides, if you'd just scored a goal or something, you'd be showing those kinda faces too.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but that's the point: when seen out of context (i.e. if you forget that this is merely same-gender goal-related celebratory huggery) these images look amusing.

Now stop reading "unintentionally homoerotic imagery" as "pictures of homosexuals" because that's not the point.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Joking, Tuomas, joking. Serious answer: the humour lies in the cognitive dissonance between the traditionally macho (homophobic) attitudes of professional athletes and the unintentionally sexualised content of the pictures. Also: arse-grabbing.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Man, I sound angry. I'm not, you know. I'm just sayin' that there's no need to turn this into an issue that isn't one or be offended by something that isn't there.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

The football one up there is like a giant Katamari!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but that's the point: when seen out of context (i.e. if you forget that this is merely same-gender goal-related celebratory huggery) these images look amusing.

Well, no one said anything about "out of context". It's quite clear from almost all these pics what the context is.

I'm only being half-serious here, obviously this is a fun thread and I don't want to spoil it. But I do think it's worth giving a thought why guys can't show affection towards each other, even as a part of a sports game, without it being "unintentionally homoerotic".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

What is needed here is the distinction between the homosocial and the homosexual- Eve kosofsky Sedgwick defined the homosocial as the "affective glue" that bonds together contexts of same-sex intimacy which are understood to be non-sexual . . . it's a useful notion and helps explain locker rooms, golf clubs, sports bro behaviour in relation to the simultaneously homophobic party line *and* homoerotic charge that is often going on in such contexts.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Would you believe I can't find this picture without the handbags anymore?

http://www.sfsra.org/images/gallery_argentina.jpg

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, any male/male (or female/female) intimacy can of course be viewed as homoerotic if the viewer wants to view it that way (and even full-on buttfuckery can be seen as "simply homosocial" if the viewer is in complete denial). But you're describing this as if we're ruining something by declaring it homoerotic -- "why can't they do this without this terrible label being thrust upon them".

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I love that last one. What is going on there, really? Is someone taking a penalty kick from extremely close? Even so...

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/spo/med/2005/10/ipt/1129565100.jpg

gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/Rooney-Scores.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051210/capt.cxa11212100435.lakers_bulls_cxa112.jpg

gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

OMG RONALDO. HAHAHAHAHA

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

this is the best thread on ilx

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

i love how epic disappointment writ in the bodies of the players is some kind of staple of futbol on every narrow miss. baseball and basketball and u.s. football guys are more demonstrative than they used to be, but disappointment is weathered either with passive stoicism or by throwing a chair across the dugout.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

it has not been so long, in the evolution of american sports, since so much was made of joe dimaggio, late in a world series game his team was losing, kicking at the dirt in disappointment as he followed a george stirnweiss walk and a yogi berra single with what seemed a sure extra-base hit that was snatched out of the sky by, google tells me, dodgers reserve outfielder al gionfriddo (who had been put in expressly to handle whatever dimaggio could hit at him)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.powerplaysportscards.com/photos/gionb.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ih387l.jpg

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.keithboykin.com/arch/upload/whitesox-thumb.jpg

IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41132000/jpg/_41132246_utdceleb270.jpg

Ranking Rupert (Ranking Rupert), Saturday, 17 December 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tennnis.com/pix_mauresmo/oncourt_2003/FedCup_Final_2003/t,i48.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 December 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

the soccer rimjob one is hi-larious

phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

The Ronaldo one looks photoshopped.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/d/1d5664be18675f9f34e89605a5ac1db9.gif

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Now you mention it, the Ronaldo one is obviously photoshopped.

The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Now you mention it, the Ronaldo one is obviously photoshopped.

Huh. So it is.

giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Dom wins.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 18 December 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

i think someone gave me a "good game" last night at the kid 606 show

howell huser (chaki), Sunday, 18 December 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

The photoshopped one is what made me realize how much of the funny here is in how the camera angles and the exact second of photography wind up making it all look like something else, like way beyond what's actually going on; probably if you watched the stuff in real time, from different angles, it would seem totally normal. (And probably if you photographed the hell out of some other activity you'd get some of the same stuff.)

That wrestling pic is still gold, though. And I have to say, a lot of those baseball players are giving one another some super-intense looks, like the kind of deep intimate looks that in normal life really usually are followed by making out.

nabiscothingy, Sunday, 18 December 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2006/0125/photo/a_james_395.jpg

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

since it's not showing up on this thread anymore...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/031105/031105mickelson_512.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Viz's Up The Arse Corner to thread.

Mike W (caek), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Suddenly I really wish there were summer olympics replays for volleyball. THose were golden days.

Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 28 January 2006 04:52 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
http://espn-att.starwave.com/photo/2006/0505/nba_a_lebron_412.jpg

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:17 (twenty years ago)

You know, sports seems to be the only field where "tough" men can exhibit physical signs of affection towards each other without being labeled gay, so do you have to ruin that too? Two guys hugging does not a gay make.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 29th, 2005 12:31 AM. (Tuomas)

Tuomas'"humorless european" shtick has been going on for this long? WHY DOES FINLAND HAVE A INTERNET, THEY OBVIOUSLY SUCK AT IT.

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Here I was thinking that Tuomas "Milkshake" represented the proof of my theory that Europeans are only about "being comfortable with their bodies."

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 May 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/xp/20060615/i/3525593856.jpg

bijoux (bijoux), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/xp/20060615/i/3074070158.jpg

bijoux (bijoux), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.salemhs.vbschools.com/images/wrestling.jpg

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/eukodol/football.jpg

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, one of the great ILE threads ...

http://i6.tinypic.com/14l3klk.jpg

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41775000/jpg/_41775568_maradona203.jpg

ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

"bingo!"

caek (caek), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/gamecube/sports/virtua_striker_2002_seat.jpg

caek (caek), Saturday, 17 June 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/63/169240930_cdc074bbf2.jpg

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sure, Drew? (I mean, I WANT to believe.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure that that is the Melbourne Storm rugby team in their locker room after a game, and I'm 100% certain that that photo is muy caliente.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

(Trust me, the only word I was calling into question re: the thread title and the appropriateness of the photo was 'unintentionally.')

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Dennis_Rodman/DennisRodman_DeGuire_5625387.jpg

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

This thread should win an award of some kind.

registered ratty (registered ratty), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://istanbul.metblogs.com/photos/wrestling.jpg

registered ratty (registered ratty), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

Observe the placement of the left hand.

registered ratty (registered ratty), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

no kidding

Jena (JenaP), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

Turkish wrestling is so gay/hot.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

this is a thread for the pantheon.

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am indeed very very pleased with this thread. It lived up to all my hopes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/images/baton.jpg

registered ratty (registered ratty), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Drew, I just skimmed an article about you in Outmagazine at a friend's house!

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 18 June 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
a wealth of content

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.troy/content.1.html

gear (gear), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

#s 7-8 really deliver.

Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

mountainous fat

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

"bros, kickin back"

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.troy/images/_P7K9948.jpg

gear (gear), Saturday, 22 July 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

ah yes, the grand finale, everyone comes together.

Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 22 July 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)


http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2004/worlds04/u23rr/7715-Poland.jpg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/moore_good_dick.jpg

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 19 August 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing beats advertising.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://i3.tinypic.com/2hhq651.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose I'd better come out of retirement, just this once...

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/66100/66112.jpg

has decided to stop posting (Haberdager), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wldcup.com/pictures/euro2004/gallery/jun28/eng-swi-rooney17-i.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

wtf - this dude's wearing a sports bra

http://www.sfbappa.org/SF28.images/5%20SPORTS%20FEATURE/03.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Dude's wearing a fucking bra.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j98/elizzy0384/Arodtakingashower.jpg

milo z (mlp), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ewwww. Ewwwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

'unintentionally'

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/siforwomen/issue_three/dear_diary/brandi/chastain_lg.jpg

multiple x-post
It's in homage to this that the guy is wearing a sports bra, but I digress.

LC (Damian), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

Milo has indeed badly misread the thread title.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the shirt of the guy being micturated on reads "EW YCK"

chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

YES BEST THREAD EVAH

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.time-is-fun.com/-36.jpg

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_620/SPURS-PISTONS-G7-1.jpg

Dionne Warrick Dunn football psychic hotline (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

UM NSFW WARNING MAYBE OMG??? (multiple xpost)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

chill out

gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'd pretty much assume any picture thread with "homoerotic" in the title is NSFW, you know?

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 9 October 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

A little cropping needed.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/10/pujolsbukkake.jpg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://i11.tinypic.com/486d6bo.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

I love this thread.

Cracks (Crackity), Sunday, 22 October 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thecarolinacajun.com/images/MilkAd/images/MilkAd-13_jpg.jpg

tho in honesty I think I'm kind of ignoring the "unintentional" part of the title with this one.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/c8/full.getty-72218937cp016_world_series__11_42_57_pm.jpg

gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
A new year must surely have provided new choices.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.njff10501051714.giants_eagles_football_njff105.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

that's one of the 5 best so far posted on this thread :-D

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

it might even be the second-best after Ned's original stunner

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

YAY! Thanks to this thread, I have a new wallpaper.

http://i12.tinypic.com/4cccfsx.jpg

StanM (StanM), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70200/70201.jpg

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Louis what the hell.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's just a dude standing there, staring. I mean, unless you're losing it over the pic cos you think Eli Manning is totally hot in which case you are OTM. Otherwise this is madness.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

it's got that whole Brokeback vibe, and the hand on the shoulder just makes it for me...

sorry, ilx :-(

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully, this will atone:

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70100/70170.jpg

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

xpost!!!

Ha, that's the beauty of context, I guess! You put any ordinary picture in this thread and suddenly we all get to imagine it as a scene of infinitely subtle sexual tension. (The most I can do with that one, though, is imagining it as some kind of still from Brokeback Arena.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

No, Louis, I'm talking about gear's picture that you claimed was the greatest photo ever taken of any man, woman or child.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

what on earth is homoerotic about those cricketers?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Does that xpost mean that America will now forever associate any scene of two men gazing seriously and silently off into the distance with Brokeback Mountain? Twenty years from now: "He's kind of a strong, silent type -- it's so totally gay."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

no, people celebrating isn't inherently gay, even when they are the same sex. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.xxxpost

To be fair, Ally, the two guys picture wasn't gay either.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

No, only you and Louis, nabisco.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Just look at Ricky Ponting (the one on the left). There is genuine love in his eyes! Can't you see?

And as for Gear's one, HE IS STARING AT THE GUY'S BUTT

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

why are you people ruining such a funny thread?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, confusion, you meant the Gear one! Yeah, in any other context that'd be totally normal, but for the purposes of this thread it's fun and easy to pretend he's doing a quick, loving gaze at the butt in the foreground. It's a field-of-focus thing, I think.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

The cricketers one looks more like the moment right before someone gets severely beaten -- look at the guy on the right!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah someone's gonna get beaten alright

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

LOL DUDE GUYS HERE IS SOME MORE GAY LINES OF SCRIMMAGES
http://www.spiritv.de/05sport/NFL_05/35_30May04_LineOfScrimmage_3.jpg
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/psports-fball-action-web.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/24841411.jpg
^^^^^^^ he's totally grabbin his ass amirite??? brokeback mountain? more like BAREback mountain* LOL!

* i admit to stealing this from mr. que's lovely wife

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

That cricketers one derives its homoeroticism purely from the guy second from right, and his somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

Look, on this thread it's all down to personal interpretation. There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot, and the issue here is to what extent one's mind can attach sexual meaning to a given scene. As Nabisco said, the Manning one wouldn't be sexual without the thread's premise, but if taken thusly it can become hilariously so (well, I lolled).

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot

what have i said ;_;

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Haha I love how the "Bareback Mountain" joke was the one thing so obvious that even the middle-aged uncle types you'd think would make it seriously did it the ironic way. If only the same had happened to Borat.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

dude, you're the one making doo doo jokes on the nonplussed thread

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

gay football photo:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

ungay, totally normal happens-every-time football photos:
all of the ones posted today!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

this isn't homoerotic:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/FatFootball.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

wow

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40801000/jpg/_40801139_bradygivens270.jpg
I LOVE U NEVER LEAVE ME

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Homoerotic only to the little-known "orc-walrus" community.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

GAYLORDS ALLA THEM AMIRITE

http://www.house.gov/hastert/gallery/large/joint-session-bush-cheney.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mikeschuster.com/Patriots/SuperBowlXXXVI/TomBrady.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

that's the clown's "O" face btw, for why that is homoerotic.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

dude never make a winky face at me again.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ally I want you to promise me you will never ever say/write "clown O face" again

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think any photo with Tom Brady + a dude is homoerotic, because apparently dudes looove them some Tom Brady.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

My beautiful thread. :-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Also Ally that looks like a clown version of Anthony the Pink Moose!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/10/21/2002069607.jpg
(insert THERE'S BEEN A RAEP JOEK here)

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.clown-monello.de/img/monello_clown.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

fwiw I thought the ass-grabbing pic Ally posted was funny even though it was supposed to be shooting Louis down

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/77/172961110_cba596a341_m.jpg

it is pretty funny, I like that he is screaming in the pic.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I just searched "gay olympics" to find non-homoerotic images from the actual Gay Olympics, and came up with a GIS compilation of basically this thread, just spread across various blogs and forums and occasionally with bras photoshopped onto the athletes.

:(

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2002/Nov-21-Thu-2002/photos/sports.jpg

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

A little different from the one way upthread. Better, I think.

http://the17thman.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/sports.jpg

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

there's a gay sports bar in chicago that has a running slideshow of mostly swimmers in speedos but occasionally photos like the kind on this thread running on screens all night.

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://reds.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/07/071801jones.jpg

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea how to read that one, apart from "OMG I must close the portal before the ultimate evil emerges from his butt."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

well head over to the Gay Olympics sites again, maybe they can help you.

G00blar, you're 1 for 3, not bad.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's over .300!

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Into the Hall of Fame.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i3.tinypic.com/16avc4y.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2003/10/23/c8Pn3dOd.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

haha wtf:

http://web-laun.ch/ps/d/image8.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Curtis like a blessing from the heavens descends to return order. Thanks, dude! :-D

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Brady fashion spread: OMG

milo z (mlp), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/bull_balls.jpg

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Aiiieee!!

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh god no

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Considering the bull's going to be killed, it's only sporting to let him gore a matador's scrotum.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.witzbild.de/data/media/11/lifting.jpg

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

now we're getting duplicates :-(

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://irregulartimes.com/footballsnap.jpg

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

plz to flood this thread with gay porn

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/8012/untitled1du4.jpg

Boom Dershowitz (noodle vague), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

oy. page loads slow for me. sorry.

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/06/sports/06colts.1.600.jpg

g00blar (gooblar), Saturday, 6 January 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

OMG this thread absolutely rules and I'm sorry I never saw it before. Roffles galore!

Good Warlock of the West (Bimble...), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fuzzysignal.com/tennis/whatsgoingon/lleyton-hewitt-tim-henman.jpg

Good Warlock of the West (Bimble...), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://yardism.com/Rex.jpg

Frank Reich always kind of looked like Scott Bakula to me, btw (rogermexico), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

now that is OTM

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

it also explains a lot

‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/photo/2007/0112/pg2_dungy_edwards_195.jpg

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

'you like that, don't you?'

‘•’u (gear), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's cute when couples dress alike.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

their arms form a heart! how adorable

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://soccernet-att.espn.go.com/design05/images/HargBecksG.jpg

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2007 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/saikyodesuyo/Random/jj_is_redickulously_gay.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 February 2007 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.joke-around.com/pictures/grabballs.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 February 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2007/0226/ncb_a_cuse_412.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

where is Wrestling Goldblum Threesome?

milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

It's there, but I think it can finally post it properly:

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/wrestlingfun.JPG

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

thankyou

milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

I really can't decide what I love most about that. The tongue? The right-hand guy's face? The standing missionary?

milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

definitely the tongue

unfished business, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Yes, I read metafilter.com too.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/6/74568096_c8ab6edce0.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfbappa.org/SF28.images/5%20SPORTS%20FEATURE/03.jpg
sorry 4 repost but HE IS WEARING A FUCKING TRAINING BRA

rio natsume, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9945/safc1176152918saints6hk0.jpg

Ranking Rupert, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
RECALLED TO LIFE!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42891000/jpg/_42891619_pair_pa416.jpg

onimo, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3867/scaledimg4694jv7.jpg

caek, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

I think you just triggered a repressed memory to surface

King Kitty, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.copi.com/huskers/consoling.JPG

river wolf, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

REVIVE. It's Miller time :)

http://i13.tinypic.com/4ky070l.jpg

onimo, Saturday, 11 August 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/08/BECKHAM%20DAVID%20FIELD.JPG

jessie monster, Friday, 24 August 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

No.25 is all "wait up, I want a piece of this..."

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 185 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Oh yes...

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

ESPN headling

American Gay grabs gold in 100 meters at worlds

milo z, Sunday, 26 August 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9382/20070919oscardelahoyatrzi6.jpg

jaxon, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4479/20070919oscardelahoyatrze2.jpg

jaxon, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

Hardly unintentional.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/1464957821_f3894544bf_o.jpg

milo z, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

Bukakade?

Hurting 2, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah, I was noticing that photo earlier and wondering when it would show up here.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa.

Jesse, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

it's better with that crop.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 October 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.sportsbettingindex.net/images/sports_02/david_manny.jpg

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/2006/04/21/yWVWwtGR.jpg

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44202000/jpg/_44202169_lampard.jpg

ken c, Saturday, 27 October 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

torn between here and uppers.wav

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/wrestlinglove.gif

Edward III, Friday, 30 November 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1130/box_g_mayhatt_412.jpg

Brent, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8494/0000012ck.gif

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.thedeciblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/yankee.jpg

moley, Sunday, 20 January 2008 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

Nice Photoshop there.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2008 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, it comes straight from the pages of the Decibel blog, and they never lie.

moley, Sunday, 20 January 2008 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol mspaint

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 January 2008 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/Rex.jpg

jaxon, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 07:46 (eighteen years ago)

carne asada posted this on i love hoops, but it deserves a repost:

http://www.porchillustrated.com/nba/shaq_hump.jpg

circles, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/10/fashion/10budd600.1.jpg

jhøshea, Monday, 11 February 2008 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2095/2431712708_1cac4db64b_o.jpg

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I once heard a sports announcer say "Beckham takes it tastily up the back end."

suzy, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

best thing on this thread (wrestling threeway aside) is the look on LY GAY dude's face

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/saikyodesuyo/Random/jj_is_redickulously_gay.jpg

milo z, Friday, 25 April 2008 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

what's hurley doing at a duke/maryland game?

chicago kevin, Friday, 25 April 2008 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0427/nba_g_west01_412.jpg

jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

Something very Tom of Finland about everyone's expressions there.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

yah thats def what makes it

jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.techstickle.co.uk/wp-content/photos/calciofan_sergio_parisse4.jpg

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o110/revmyspace/sports/wwe-dx-scroll2.jpg

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/53/119519979_6c1b87f943_o.jpg

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sassco.co.uk/11-a-side/26-04-08-2.jpg

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

"checking that they're still there". riiiiiight.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Wow! Stellar contributions of late.

Jesse, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

uh the homoeroticism of the wrestling one is certainly intentional. it's pro wrestling, come on now

elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah but we don't have a intentionally homoerotic sports imagery thread. Also, it's more likely to be lol homophobic humiliation, surely?

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

haha well the subtext is analingus, so eroticism is implicit i think

elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh boy, this reminds me. i was sending out invitations to my book launch party to some magazine editors at people and us weekly, and accidentally attached the wrestling/tongue/al-franken photo instead of the invite jpg. OOOOOPS...

phil-two, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

"accidentally"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

Ha! That "wrestling/tongue/al-franken" is a local guy, and the original SI photo held Excelsior spot on the bulletin board at work for years.

It's major wrestling country around here, and nothing is less popular with the photographers than the typical "assholes & elbows" grappling shot.

briania, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Because, lets face it, there's no way to shoot wrestling that doesn't make you look like Tom of Finland:

http://www.walrusmagazine.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/wrestling-pic.jpg

briania, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

That "wrestling/tongue/al-franken" is a local guy, and the original SI photo held Excelsior spot on the bulletin board at work for years.

Hahaha! I have been wondering for god knows how long what he and people who knew him thought of that shot, so this might be as close as we'll get.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I know him pretty well, but not well enough to ask him what he thought about the shot. I can testify that the homoeroticism is purely unintentional.

I showed your post of it to somebody connected with the athletic department team one time, and the conversation went something like, "OMG! LOL! Where did you FIND this!?" "Well it's from SI, but it's on this bulletin board I sometimes post to." (Sideways look) -- "Wait, why are you on some gay bulletin board?"

briania, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

I can testify that the homoeroticism is purely unintentional.

Hey, I titled this thread the way it is for a reason.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway why are you on some gay bulletin board etc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6605/mannypapelboncrotchyp6yn7.jpg

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/06/06/1118046635_2715.jpg

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

i stole this from the sportsguy's column but holy christ...

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/d400bc77d7_sammy.jpg

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol papelbon waht a weirdo

jhøshea, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/19/funny_soccer.jpg

Zeno, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

or the other version:

http://www.berro.com/images1/bestworldcupfroMar.jpg

Zeno, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://g33klite.com/index.php/videos/humor/38-humor/203-love-for-soccer

dan m, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u310/nucubs/zambranofontenotpregame.gif

omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.towleroad.com/images/2007/06/14/gicquel3.jpg

Jesse, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/68325384_478f974345.jpg

Perhaps not unintentional.

Jesse, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

wait, so the pro wrestling one where the guy is forcing his opponent to rim his tag-team partner.... is that like uhhh their regular special move or just a one time thing or wtf???????

phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

I have seen limited amounts of WWE, but I have never ever seen anything like that.

Jesse, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/08/germanyvolleyball081408.jpg

omar little, Friday, 15 August 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

Greco-Roman wrestling seems to have this one particular hold...
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09vQb0e0ML5vY/610x.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 16 August 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

Bit angry that one...

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 16 August 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2008/08/finally_the_gay.php

zaxxon25, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.stern.de/_content/63/41/634192/BesteBilder36_750.jpg

onimo, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.stern.de/_content/63/41/634192/BesteBilder61_750.jpg

onimo, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.towleroad.com/images/2007/04/23/beckham_fan.jpg

Eazy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45015000/jpg/_45015520_babel226x170.jpg

"DAMN! YOU LITTLE IRISH TROLL"

Local Garda, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.sportable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/princebukkake.jpg

forksclovetofu, Monday, 29 September 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

wow, just not gonna happen, eh?
Try here: http://www.sportable.com/2008/09/29/prince-fielder-celebrates-wild-card-with-champagne-bukkake/

forksclovetofu, Monday, 29 September 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.menstyle.it/cont/foto/0803/0346/danilo-gallinari-.asp5557img1.jpg

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 4 October 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

On the more twee side but:

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp10-11-08i.jpg

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 October 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08OneKQeH2dis/340x.jpg

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://i36.tinypic.com/1zcz7n9.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

This thread seems like a good place to post this...

Billy Dods, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i39.tinypic.com/24on8nt.jpg

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 2 January 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/6gfv3a.jpg

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 2 January 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/1zbarh5.jpg

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 2 January 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/14dg9pg.jpg

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 2 January 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://www.gaysportsblog.com/images/2008/08/18/vvs_laxman.jpg

Jesse, Sunday, 1 February 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://premium1.uploadit.org/healimonster//millargrabass.jpg

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 12 February 2009 06:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00487/nani_185_487465a.jpg

o_O (ken c), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

Which team and who are these guys?

sauced with the blood of the workers (Jesse), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

florida marlins, looks like ivan rodriguez on the right?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

I figured out the Marlins. Wasn't sure about the players tho.

Be sure to enjoy the comments.

sauced with the blood of the workers (Jesse), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

Ugueth "I am currently in jail for attempting to murder some dudes in Venezuela" Urbina on the left.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RA9l-u-jG18/RZrRUM08D6I/AAAAAAAAAIc/skd_5eONziI/s400/lebron+james+humping+damon+jones.jpg

the table is the table, Monday, 23 February 2009 04:04 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/uploads/assets/240x359/match_action_away/sund_away_rep240a.jpg

mizzell, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

good christ

that's not the first time robbie's gotten a little keane after scoring tho - iirc after hitting the equaliser in a 4-4 draw against chelsea he grew a little excitable

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

sweet jesus!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

that's not the first time robbie's gotten a little keane after scoring tho

i see what you did there.

mizzell, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

i do bar mitzvahs, hoover parties, summer fayres

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/415.jpg

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

foul tackle

snoball, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/steve_aschburner/05/08/kobe/kobe-artest2.jpg

once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/Soccer_boner_confusion.gif

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:25 (seventeen years ago)

nothing's showing up Eric.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

okay tracer hand's is killing me

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

because of the wang

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

Dang. It's a Getty photo of the Phanatic putting its crotch in Orlando Hudson's face.

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

LOL i see it now

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://youngguns.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jay-simpson-curtis-davies.jpg

a hoy hoy, Monday, 25 May 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

Is it Philip Seymour Hoffman on the right in the first picture? He's really squeezing...

whatever, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

okay tracer hand's is killing me

^^^beautiful

whatever, Monday, 25 May 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

What is the context for that Ronaldo gif?

Alex in SF, Monday, 25 May 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090522/capt.b32fcea232f54f9db02e48168f82e280.orioles_yankees_baseball_nyy107.jpg

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/33f709v.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00824/SNN1305ZZ-280_824377a.jpg

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 June 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

Not saying that every picture of this guy belongs here, but

http://i40.tinypic.com/143os2s.jpg

StanM, Monday, 15 June 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

Not saying that every picture of this guy belongs here

Yeah, there is the "unintentionally" to consider.

bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

Who is that guy?

you'rine school (Jesse), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Same guy whose world was rocked by his teammate's hip-thrusting boner. (Ronaldo)

bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

It's his physio. Who seems more interested in the woman walking by than in Ron's perfect bod.

Old Ned 1962 Vinyl Edition (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Well:

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e201157092fbf3970c-500wi

Context.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

i just

oil wrestling ffs..

Matt P, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

"unintentionally"

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

hands down leather pants, olive oil, burly swarthy turks

it is ok

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 12:41 (sixteen years ago)

a sport where getting your pants pulled down disqualifies you

yes it is ok

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 12:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ikigaiway.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turkishoilwrestling.jpg

This is legal, apparently.

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

not only legal, but expected. when your opponent is slathered in grease, you are expected to make use of whatever part of his anatomy that offers the best handhold

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:19 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, ow

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

Not visual, but a vivid mental image:

After a Flash victory on a recent Saturday outside Paris, celebratory hoots and laughter echoed from the team’s locker room beneath the Stade de Marville, linemen, receivers, defensive backs and ends dancing in jockstraps, snapping their towels at one another. Less enthusiastic, a player in a ragged cutoff T-shirt leaned back into his locker, lighted a cigarette and took a long, slow drag.

timelord of the internet (Z S), Saturday, 11 July 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

Jeez, that's like wannabe pr0n writing or something.

StanM, Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

"I want you to take those jock straps off ASAP, boys", said the gleeful head coach. "Laundry's due in an hour."

timelord of the internet (Z S), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

(xxpost) isn't that the caption to a Tom of Finland drawing?

snoball, Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

<img src=http://www.wrestlingsbest.com/gifs/yanizwristlockbodylock.gif>;

Leee, Saturday, 18 July 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.wrestlingsbest.com/gifs/yanizwristlockbodylock.gif

Leee, Saturday, 18 July 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/05/article-0-05F69CEC000005DC-941_306x405.jpg

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

Lo-key bromance

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

will probably regret asking, but is there any sanctioned, intentionally homoerotic sports imagery from any major american league outside of pro wrestling?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

Not homoerotic, more just camp, but the Daily Mail is having a good day of printing daft pictures of Giorgios Samaras

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/05/article-1204560-05F698C2000005DC-343_468x348.jpg

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://i25.tinypic.com/2pov1hd.jpg

stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Sunday, 16 August 2009 11:47 (sixteen years ago)

" I’m the type of guy who comes and comes and comes and comes, so Gonzaga’s going to have to deal with that. I’m not gonna let up. I’m always gonna be in his face."

http://www.cagepotato.com/exclusive-chris-tuchscherer-discusses-his-road-ufc-throwing-down-brock-lesnar-and-curse-yamma

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://image.cbslocal.com/22/2009/09/15/original/90768460.jpg

boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.football365.com/09/09/Others/344666.jpg

although i'm not sure about the 'unintentional'

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/09/19/mayweathermarquez-pd.jpg

Squash weather (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/08/mayweather_hatton_wideweb__470x307,0.jpg

Squash weather (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

they were trying to stop them from making out there

omar little, Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, "unintentionally homoerotic boxing weigh-ins" is a category unto itself.

http://myboxingfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pix2.jpg

Squash weather (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46416000/jpg/_46416673_-54.jpg

Jimenez, Jio, Giovannagetti, and Doug (onimo), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/3462909/ 2 Good 2 Bad is trolling this thread.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

Actual headline with the story: 'Bout could be Cris Arreola's coming-out party'

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-09/49485642.gif

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 September 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/10/04/sp-ostler05_cabl_0500685622.jpg

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 5 October 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

Perhaps more in a cryptic sense but:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/10/sports/11yankee.3371.jpg

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/YankeeDoodleDandies.png

musically, Monday, 19 October 2009 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

Shop.

Leee, Monday, 19 October 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/arodjetergrab.jpg

lol at matsui being like "?"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs098.snc3/16553_213168293006_727388006_2917092_3664657_n.jpg

The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Monday, 21 December 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://i45.tinypic.com/2vn1e81.jpg

sleep, Monday, 21 December 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100117/capt.ladp17401170058.aptopix_cardinals_saints_football_ladp174.jpg

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Sunday, 17 January 2010 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/24b820w.jpg

maybe should have been on up the arse corner but this is for sports

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.isg2010.com/images/mascot_jodo.gif

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

real 'kenneth the page' expression kuyt's got there

dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

Haha

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/2/14/1266176801955/Fulham-001.jpg

stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Monday, 15 February 2010 10:24 (sixteen years ago)

Bobby Z looking slightly ashamed about it all.

stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Monday, 15 February 2010 10:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.scrumoftheearth.com/rugby_news/content/binary/Quade-Cooper.jpg

wilter, Monday, 15 February 2010 10:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://i48.tinypic.com/1zdw7lg.jpg

wilter, Monday, 15 February 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qnsktd.jpg

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

"that reacharound? heh, unassisted baby. *smirk*"

dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/4384352743_64dbaf79e5.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kze1qp8c2q1qzel1vo1_500.jpg

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

looooooool

"the vanilla gorilla"

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

oh shit that's thread top-3 material

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2n24unb.jpg

the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

haha what is that mouse pointer doing there

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

I had to take a screenshot from the electronic edition of the Metro :)

the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/KL8vp.jpg

she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/maxaskren.jpg

"Where's Momus? He could clear all of this up" (Tape Store), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

nothing's beating that polyphonic one

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs492.snc3/26892_1111887533549_1717711366_213193_2486300_n.jpg

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0403/ncb_a_huggins11_576.jpg

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

suggest rape?

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:43 (sixteen years ago)

This is a very tender moment.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/17/1271516801113/Gary-Neville-left-kisses--001.jpg

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Saturday, 17 April 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/soccer01.jpg

fabulous mussels (Jesse), Friday, 23 April 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

My first thought on seeing that was, "I need to send that to Jesse." But lo. I do not.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wfo28o.jpg

party time! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/20h9hg1.jpg

Cunga, Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/sporno-gallery

jaxon, Friday, 14 May 2010 05:33 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W-nCmN_Ovk

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 May 2010 11:40 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

wow

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

It's the position of the #16's hand that makes it so good.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l572k90hAl1qz83w8o1_500.png

mookinho (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

that is awesome.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

: D

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

i was expecting some World Cup homoerotic stuff tho! :/

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2010/07/day_1_thelink_0.jpg

fuque santa cruz (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

HuffPost biting ILX' steez

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/19/the-most-homoerotic-sport_n_651220.html?ref=fb&src=sp#s115721

nu jack schwing on me nutz (herb albert), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

ha yeah, a friend just IM'ed me the link saying "phil, this huffpo post is MEANT for you". but alas, seen them all HERE... at least ilx got a link/shoutout

phil-two, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

oh they totally cribbed that from ilx

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

Favorite intentionally plagiarized huffpo posts

You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

who is this Doug Lansky dude

iatee, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/i10LI.jpg

her breath came in short pants (sciolism), Thursday, 29 July 2010 09:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2010/07/31/fight-pd.jpg

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 1 August 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

anderson can't believe it.

mizzell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/augchk1.png

Actually, probably fully intentional.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

i love super scalabrine

chrisv2010, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48644000/jpg/_48644900_1b3821fb-d81c-481c-93ec-dfc580b96bf8.jpg

yeah whatever (whatever), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

jesse i think those dudes are doing partner-assisted neck stretches?

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

For real? I know nothing about those, but they make me wish I had watched the football team practice in high school.

I thought they were photobombing.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.element/img/4.0/global/swapper/201008/100825.18.jpg

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://singledadlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sports-injury.jpg

always be cozen (dayo), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

The lubed forearms really make it homoerotic.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

also the bizarre a-rod eyebrows

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

are those forearms... hairless?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/09/Alex-Smith-Gets-TBagged.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

Sudden 'Steve Case Ate My Balls' flashbacks.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/mcu4bl.jpg

Cunga, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dCxb1199c9Op/350x.jpg

Daria Law (Leee), Monday, 4 October 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

(- homo)

http://i.imgur.com/53k1S.png

StanM, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

major, deep, belly lols

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, CNN's photo editor, knew exactly what they were doing

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

"Look what I found!"

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

hawt

the tune is space, Monday, 11 October 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/11/3/1288816986071/Nicklas-Bendtner-battles--006.jpg

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

tf with the 3/4 length sleeves?

the reasonable one (onimo), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)

seems to be wearing the wrong number shorts?

gazza bale flame (a hoy hoy), Friday, 5 November 2010 07:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4444/riotev.jpg

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

wow.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

I know that game!

an album fulla man down (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

That is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

"Now cough."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

"She could never be an engineer! Don't make me laugh!"

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

Can we lock the thread now, surely it can't get any better than that.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/11/500x_custom_1289164614620_snapshot_2010-11-07_16-15-45.jpg

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Can we lock the thread now, surely it can't get any better than that.

SB'd

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

A friend sent me a picture from a different angle.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2010/11/5167154652_9ca98f1901.jpg

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/11/14/2042793/ItavArg6-600x400.jpg

sam500, Monday, 15 November 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

Oh no

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

Was looking for cute pic of Rob Gronkowski, found this. <3

http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad104/BigBlueCowboy/RGronkowski.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

the guy above is really hairless.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

and he has orifices in odd places.

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

where did his balls go?

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

and why does he look like an umpalumpa?

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

this photo raises more questions than it answers

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

His balls are pulled out of the way by the leg of his shorts, but it still looks interesting. It would be more interesting to see on another man IMO.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

He looks like Nathan Lane.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2010/11/16/gordonbeckham__1289919974_6417.jpg

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvqeKVeqM4&feature=player_embedded

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.briefmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2352801945_2a253d7689.jpg

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 22 November 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/11/28/1290934338599/Ricky-Ponting-and-Mitchel-007.jpg

xavi hoarder type (whatever), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

Surprised this wasn't already posted:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/12/11/sports/11griffin-dunk/11griffin-dunk-popup.jpg

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 December 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

“His highlights are sick,” said Lakers forward Ron Artest, repeating the declaration as if speaking in capital letters. “I wish he dunks on me. I’m not going to lie. I hope he dunks on me, puts his shoulders on my face and like, ‘Aaaaah!’ Just crazy. Lights it up. His highlights are stupid.”

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 December 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://stevetilford.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/todd1-500x333.jpg

kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i55.tinypic.com/2a0jk39.jpg

ailsa, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.snspix.com/image/1530893_1530893.jpg

^ good up-the-arse corner candidate as well

ailsa, Saturday, 8 January 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bNE8jD7S56v8/600x.jpg
I honestly thought they were holding hands.

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 28 January 2011 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/01/mendenhump.gif

jaxon, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

Not really unintentional is it?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, that McCoist and Smith one! haha!

ailsa, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/loinf.jpg

sam500, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

Lol

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

dunno if this is unintentional and i dunno if it hasn't already been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_4Hw5Pv1SU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

such succulent morsels of ... MEAT!!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 March 2011 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00594/SPORT-adebayor-reut_594460t.jpg

Pompoussin (admrl), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

idgi

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

Because he looks like a queen going "Haaaaaaay!"?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

not really homoerotic tbf, just "gay"

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

maybe we can have a new thread for "gay" then

Pompoussin (admrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:44 (fifteen years ago)

you know, like

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/05/article-1302015738260-0B73A67C00000578-3668_636x337.jpg

Pompoussin (admrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

That Walter Smith and Ally McCoist one still makes me smile.

ailsa, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

The fisting one is o_O. I heard that the referee called 'handball'.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/06/article-0-0B82A61300000578-631_634x594.jpg

Pompoussin (admrl), Thursday, 7 April 2011 06:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef014e607a8946970c-800wi

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 8 April 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/AGtrU.jpg

Some other race (nakhchivan), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Wrong-Ball-Bro.jpg

My life with the thrill kill McNult (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.svenskafans.com/image/7/144629/Real-Madrid-faller-med-flaggan-i-topp.jpg

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84n45Li1e1qzy1odo1_500.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

awesome

circles, Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

i really hope this was unintentional...

http://apikabu.ru/img/028f40.gif

sam500, Friday, 13 May 2011 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

What the fuck?!

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 13 May 2011 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/V4EmO.jpg

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

oops repost

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

tbf its worth posting again

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, that one is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol self-repost.

caek, Monday, 23 May 2011 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/05/25/sports/finalHEAT1/finalHEAT1-popup.jpg

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

from the scots footer thread:

http://i.imgur.com/zY60m.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 24 July 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

:)

ailsa, Sunday, 24 July 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

Glad Rangers didn't sign Goodwillie if that's what goes on there.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Sunday, 24 July 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

unlike many of the photos in this thread, that one is actually, uh, hawt

the tune is space, Sunday, 24 July 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

If you don't mind a Yankee posting a football pic:

http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/files/2011/07/men-soccer-butt.jpg

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

OK probably not that homoerotic but srsly
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54777000/jpg/_54777599_54777598.jpg

Burrito Nimontana (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

this is still great:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/06/article-0-0B82A61300000578-631_634x594.jpg

Burrito Nimontana (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu289/ronaldofanatic/Manchester%20United/Phil%20Jones/pj6.jpg

r|t|c, Monday, 12 September 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

I still don't understand how the fisting soccer pic happened...?

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

When two people love each other very much...

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

welcome to Manchestargh

http://i.imgur.com/V4EmO.jpg

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Monday, 12 September 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://p.twimg.com/Aaf6pM3CAAAymou.jpg

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

Zlatan is an evil wizard. An adorable evil wizard.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

Wau

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/11/article-0-0E30A69B00000578-649_468x349.jpg

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48558000/jpg/_48558302_bol2.jpg

Etoile Lusitana enjoy their 2-1 Milk Cup win over Bolton Wanderers in Ballymena

r|t|c, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

looool

caek, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QwQQS.jpg

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

This FB page is a good resource for this thread http://www.facebook.com/SPORTILLUSTRATEDGAY?sk=wall.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

omg hahahaha

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Sunday, 13 November 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

Oh gross, I missed the milk picture somehow! I hope they showered immediately after that photo b/c the milk on warm skin will start smelling sour quickly, and then all the perfumes of Arabia will not put them back together agaain.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

I guess it's intentional.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2008/07/awwww.jpg

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

Awww!

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

looks p intentional

I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 January 2012 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/406413_371401369542203_100000170291862_1716593_1175994179_n.jpg

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 22 January 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kqoVo.jpg

Je55e, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PCcgo.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my, the headline.

Je55e, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/SSHD0.jpg

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like wrestling pics are cheating.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

but still, that one is pretty otm

the tune is space, Monday, 13 February 2012 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

Hey the photo I kicked this whole thing off with was wrestling. It has a hallowed place on this thread.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2012 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

Oh God, yes, for sure. That one is all-time OTM.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

The one I just posted reminded me a lot of your inaugural post.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

amateur wrestling is a legit sport and has its unintentional place in homoerotic <3 like where you put your hands in a rugby scrum

a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KHl6g.jpg

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I just discovered this site and this thread thanks to typing in 'sports homoerotic' in Google.

I also found this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/19/the-most-homoerotic-sport_n_651220.html#s115717&title=In_Front_Of

I saw some of those pictures in this thread, but there are some absolute gems in there, too (especially the one with Hulk Hogan).

Brian O, Friday, 2 March 2012 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

welcome, Brian O!

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

great way to discover ilx!

a hoy hoy, Friday, 2 March 2012 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

Haha three of those pictures are credited to here!

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

We know our unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery.

carl agatha, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnB3Y4rTW8s

dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

(Cue Tuomas.)

dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/allen-kobe.jpg

omar little, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

Lol, ref loving it as well.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.latimes.com/media/alternatethumbnails/story/2012-03/68567942-04184935.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 15 March 2012 07:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lMLvn.jpg

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

what the

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Modern Cinderella story. They just have to measure the glass dildo.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/damnson.png

omar little, Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I didn't even realize that was Ronaldo! That's about the "glass dildo," right?

Just tonight I showed a friend and her financee THE Ronaldo gif and they watched it for a solid 3-5 minutes.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

no, that's about him pulling up his shorts and pointing at his mighty thigh muscle.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, gross.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

If you care to watch (only worth while for the Real bench imitating him):

http://youtu.be/iz6_s-kQj8g

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17mpl31s6nn4njpg/original.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

That's not very good: both his hands and head are clearly too far away for anything like that to happen.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

Are they?

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

he's right - please from now on, only post pictures where you can clearly see the player's penis in the trainer's mouth. thanks.

how did we get here how? (ytth), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

the player's penis unintentionally in the trainer's mouth

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

lol ytth

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2012 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02252/mario-balotelli_g_2252839b.jpg

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

That looks more like he's trying to smother him.

"Shhh... stop struggling... it will all be over soon."

carl agatha, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 12:26 (thirteen years ago)

carl otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

prudes

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

For Veg Grrrl (and for me, too)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Yagli_gures3.JPG/800px-Yagli_gures3.JPG

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

It's PRE-homoerotic.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

O_O

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

I could look at this all day

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

If you're ever in Chicago, let's go to lube wrestling at H7dr@t3! I've never been b/c no one else has been interested and I don't want to go leer alone.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I will TOTALLY go with you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

You should both go upthread where much more was discussed in detail.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

bless you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m60tixuz021qkc9jco1_400.png

I am using your worlds, Sunday, 24 June 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

I just GISed "kirkpinar" and i'm genuinely not sure which results are from Turkish oil wrestling events and which are from adult films. The London championship is currently being held in a park across the road from my house.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:05 (thirteen years ago)

I see what you mean.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7wdfsw0zScg/TCrUttoEJqI/AAAAAAAAA2M/P3FSiPtg-F0/s1600/The+Kirkpinar+Oil+Wrestling+Festival+-+Turkey+%282%29.jpg

Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://ohmypictures.browntechnolimit.netdna-cdn.com/pictures/06409663226af2f3114485aa4e0a23b4.jpg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

This was on the front page of today's Age website, illustrating some footy article about... shit I dont know, some AFL team. Not gay. Not at all gay.

http://images.theage.com.au/2012/06/30/3418563/art-svGEELONGCUP-420x0.jpg

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 1 July 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

apologies if this has been posted

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/7/1/1341160030504/Pique-and-Balotelli-006.jpg

koogs, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Punching someone in the dick is homoerotic?

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get the pic with the trophy. What is going on to make it homoerotic?

Je55e, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.trbimg.com/img-4ffc75b0/turbine/la-sp-sn-michael-phelps-tyler-clary-20120710-001/600

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wIXkz.jpg

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

Could also be pooping.

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Is there a thread for that?!

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Also I hope nobody poops like the guy on the top right.

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

kirkpinar = the best

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Best: top left tied with bottom row, second from right.

Je55e, Thursday, 19 July 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

top row second from right just enjoying the ride

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

xp - yup, those are the two i was imagining as the front and back of a 7"

contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

a 7" what?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

no way a 7" can accommodate two

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

a 7" diving board, I mean

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

a 7" what?

cassingle

contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

suuuuuuure

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

omg, just noticed right, middle - he looks like a bullfrog. it makes me nervous.

the tie is broken IMO - top left wins.

Je55e, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

This is a few months old, but I think it counts, assuming it's unintentional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEWVwgDnuzE&feature=player_embedded

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

Turns out I like this song a lot more than I thought I did

oh hai

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

verse 2 & 3 singers > song

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

I finally heard this song, and a fine, fine way to hear it. OTM re verse 2 & 3 singers, but to be fair, the rest of them are also > the song.

Je55e, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

i don't get the homoerotic part, but they seem like nice boys

contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

they're singing it to each other for at least a couple of verses

who cares. hott.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

Damn you, AP.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7irybVSr11qbypg1o1_500.jpg

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Saturday, 21 July 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/23/article-2177259-142B455C000005DC-84_470x523.jpg

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

oh damn, wrong tags
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/23/article-2177259-142B455C000005DC-84_470x523.jpg

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.jockular.com/13573/unintentionally-sexual-sports-photos-funny/page/1

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

omg that first gif

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/06/4fcf64ff97d7c.gif

hahahahahahahahahahaha

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

everything about that interaction is hilarious

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

dying

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f707a8147f4c.jpeg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

omg that gif -- I didn't notice at first that he was rubbing the wrong knee. LOOOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe more autoerotic than homoerotic but hilarious nonetheless.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f56621878bac.jpeg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

"If you'll help me find my keys, we can get my truck and drive the hell out of here!"

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

Olympic edition time!

Oh Canada

Smaller version here

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

Getting off topic here but

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/04/4f99a2775abd8.jpeg

Je55e, Saturday, 28 July 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/javaImages/9a/a/0,,10421~11078298,00.jpg

oppet, Saturday, 28 July 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85qp1IuNZ1qbypg1o1_250.jpg

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Friday, 3 August 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

hope our christian publications have adjusted to this by now

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://p.twimg.com/AzX2yABCcAA8G4L.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/g6pXD.jpg

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 4 August 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tt1iR.png

Je55e, Sunday, 5 August 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bA3n7.jpg

caek, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

It is love.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

*giggle*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

So many heads in so many butts.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

!WRESTLING!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mHJXY.jpg

millmeister, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

okay I think perhaps getting kicked in the nuts is not particularly erotic outside of some specialized fetish sites

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

because otherwise America's Funniest Home Videos just got a million times more sinister

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

Favorite dick-related sports imagery

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

Favorite images of sports played under giant ultraviolet lights

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/n6wkU.gif

diamonddave85, Monday, 1 October 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

what the hell?

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 October 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

not unintentional?

wmlynch, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

seems v intentional

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

Unintentionally intentional

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

Wed Nov 28 2001
Player shocked by penis probe

MADRID (Reuters) - Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo says is totally surprised that the Spanish Football Federation has opened an investigation into his bizarre goal celebration during his team's 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.

Gallardo was caught on camera bending down and biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes' genitals in celebration of the striker's fine individual goal early in the second half of the match.

"I don't think what I did was very noteworthy," Gallardo was quoted as saying by the Spanish press on Wednesday.

"I am sure I didn't offend anyone, and anyway people at the ground were not even aware of the gesture. It was only when it was given coverage on the television and in the press that people realise what had happened.

"Anyway I had completely forgotten about the celebration by the time the game had ended and it would be a shame if I was punished for such a minor matter."

The player could face a fine or suspension for his actions, which may deemed to be an infringement of what is described in the federation's rulebook as "sporting dignity and decorum".

r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:48 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty squeamish, but would prefer this to a soaking with a drumful of Gatorade.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

"I Accidentally Bit Your Penis"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XUEmDl.jpg

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

Wow. He really got right up there, didn't he?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

The Turks will tell you, its an underused grip.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/N2ovT.jpg

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

More like intentionally parental, lolsy though.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

intentionally cuet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

OMG!

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/AP_MLB/201210110101036828719-p2.jpg

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Friday, 12 October 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

Athletics

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/13/1350089524149/Gylfi-Sigurdsson-celebrat-003.jpg

I am the one and (onimo), Saturday, 13 October 2012 10:33 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbx15eoT91qay78vo1_400.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 27 October 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

^^^amazing/in true spirit of this thread

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bz8e8l.jpg

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.brearley.com/shop/images/products_large/CF5.jpg

Gods Leee You Black Emperor (Leee), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://p.twimg.com/AzV-mCdCYAAlRBv.jpg

the tune was space, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen too many movies that begin exactly this way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/DrDrewDaniel/waterpolocelebration.jpg

the tune was space, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

I've seen too many movies that end exactly this way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/nfl_giants_wrs_lead_120412.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

This is the sensitive month.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

not homoerotic, but Carmelo with a limp wrist deserves some mention:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/335815_10151581061649616_1374812866_o1.jpg

get it on smang a gong (Eisbaer), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:19 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, BEHAVE, Tad.

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/43dd2a8d59884d997bc08750115c697d/tumblr_mezeb97Fio1qay78vo1_400.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://static2.volkskrant.nl/static/photo/2013/1/7/9/20130118074215/media_xl_1489734.jpg

willem, Friday, 18 January 2013 08:06 (thirteen years ago)

No image showing up for me

Je55e, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bisciotti.gif

mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha awwww so sweet.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 January 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

"Shhhh Rayray, shhhh it's alright, it's alright..."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/748778238.png

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/BNd0cZn.jpg

Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Again, "unintentional."

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

I thought twice but I don't really understand baseball so.

Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://worldredeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/11-DSC_9824.jpg

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

idgi

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

two guys making eyes contact while touching each other, wow gay

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

I mean, don't get me wrong, I ship the hell outta that.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

looks like LeBro was staring at his lips to me

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

Lebron might be wearing the ugliest shirt ever.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)

not shown but he is wearing leather shorts as well

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...
one month passes...

http://e0.365dm.com/13/08/768x432/Leighton-Baines-Marouane-Fellaini_2984023.jpg

RAWK Mobster (onimo), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/186730053.jpg?w=625&h=352&crop=1

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

lol @ NoHands the football player

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/q71/s720x720/155445_10152236974402318_1810670636_n.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgnFm6ICYAAnRx3.png

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 16 February 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/p7BzKVW.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:40 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/aXcTjng.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 12 July 2014 07:50 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/lJUh3mb.gif

, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:43 (eleven years ago)

Cootchy koo

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Z4vMJIYAA6fHT.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b625a5c446ec07fee2ca0a338b327f17/tumblr_inline_nhztldbd7z1qirc37.jpg

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 11 January 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)

Do you eat the booty?

, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b0a29e6465e24b16bb4a6063a5ccfaa4/tumblr_ni32lqvVOw1rsxqqio1_500.gif

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)

just lookin out for his boy's prostate is all

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:18 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Not unintentional

https://38.media.tumblr.com/2a869e9b04131703a16187ebfead6f26/tumblr_nivo2tUpgM1rsxqqio1_400.gif

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:11 (eleven years ago)

Also not sports, but still favorite.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:20 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://media.philly.com/images/091914_al-bagnoli_600.jpg

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 05:49 (eleven years ago)

http://www.kansas.com/incoming/dbg96i/picture864845/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/ku

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 07:01 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Not really homoerotic, more an "after" shot from a dating website:

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3727867.ece/alternates/s615/JS39737078.jpg

ailsa, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:53 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

messi_neymar.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:38 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pWbNORN.gif

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)

http://i59.tinypic.com/244779u.jpg

half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2015 04:42 (ten years ago)

one month passes...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcVLZGWIAAhFSa?format=pjpg&name=large

mizzell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:34 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

http://cdn-football365.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/27100115/Great-pic.jpg

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 10:49 (ten years ago)

Getting a good pat

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/320/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/5/1/727b9335-5953-447d-adaa-c6b48bc1ecfe.jpg

the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 May 2016 16:23 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/e9rVDp7EWFF

, Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46 (ten years ago)

https://flic.kr/p/Jrdfsn

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (nine years ago)

FFS the android flickr app is fkn useless.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7634/27852286625_820a18e19b_c.jpg

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:34 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dvulIfg.gif

, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:27 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Is the original SI wrestling photo still in here somewhere? I spent 10 min lookign for it and couldn't find it

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:01 (nine years ago)

Hmm, maybe I'll have to dig it out again if I can find it for a reshoot/scan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)

nm I pulled it from SI.com

http://i.imgur.com/IZU4ioo.jpg

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:11 (nine years ago)

Hahah I love it. And you know, when I originally scanned and cropped it, I left out the dude there in the lower left getting a close look of the action.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:13 (nine years ago)

I want someone to hold me like Ryan Zimmerman holds Bryce Harper pic.twitter.com/0cWZsVWOrI

— RJ Loubier (@ThoseRJs) May 29, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:52 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

favorite intentionally homoerotic sports imagery (nsfw)

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

, Friday, 7 July 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

Bless.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 7 July 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

that's p intentional

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

You've never accidentally given double handjobs before?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:27 (eight years ago)

Why Do These Homos Keep Humping My Hands?

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

That is love, isn't it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://static.voetbalzone.nl/images/photos/big/ori_960xonbekend/5439683911939.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 September 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

so the yorkshire ripper beard is finally being rehabilitated huh

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

one month passes...
five months pass...

Dunno if this will display the thumbnail...

Highlights: Dundee 1-1 Heart of Midlothian https://t.co/1XBaWLMgHV

— BBC Sportsound (@BBCSportsound) April 1, 2018

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:25 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/Soft__Contact

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:26 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHHR6-dGBJw

formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 11 September 2022 00:21 (three years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.thisisanfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2021-09-28-276-Porto_Liverpool.jpg

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 29 October 2022 18:57 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Yeah... I know which guy you're talking about 🥲💗 pic.twitter.com/mtsIyT6InC

— Sherlock 💛 ||🩸 vampire husbands hee hee 🩸 (@Sherlock__PL) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:37 (three years ago)

the Polish were at it today:

Po meczu podszedł do mnie Robert Lewandowski - kapitan przeciwnej drużyny. Szepnął mi na ucho, że jest ze mnie bardzo dumny i gratuluje awansu. Potem klepnął mnie w tyłek dodając żebyśmy spotkali się gdzieś w środku na osobności. Zaczęłam się zastanawiać kogo wybrać… pic.twitter.com/2Oc9nEROZ5

— patrycja 🇵🇱 WILL SEE H&L AGAIN! (@trish_org2) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:51 (three years ago)

Please, these are small fry
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjJURaCX0AUJ5gL?format=jpg&name=large

bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:52 (three years ago)


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