Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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Prompted by a discovery of an astounding picture I had around, clipped out from an issue of Sports Illustrated from 1993, it says here. The caption for full context:

HOLD ON THERE
Though Iowa won the team title, no wrestler at the NCAA meet was more exuberant than Nebraska's Tony Purler, who celebrated with his coaches after winning the title in the 126-pound division.

Yes, very exuberant indeed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHHA OMG

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't want this thread to ever drop off the "New Answers" page.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

eric, i'm with you.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

wrestling to thread.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Nedrick Arthur Raggett, you should be ashamed of yourself! That's nothing but some innocent post-victory rogering, and you want to make it all dirty. The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world stick their tongues out towards your nipples in disgust!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread has a lot of potential, keep it coming

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

there are a lot of really good a-rod/jeter pics out there. i'll see if i can find one.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

some innocent post-victory rogering

In front of an adoring crowd!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

isn't there an anti-yankees website out there somewhere that has compiled a pretty large stock of images of d. jeter and a-rod in compromising, vaguely homoerotic poses? each one had really lousy captions too, if i recall

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

There's an even better version of the ALCS ball-slap with high heels on Jeter's shoes.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.lsj.com/news/magicjohnson/images/scan5.gif

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is getting me all hot and bothered

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck swimmers are hot.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

but then derek started spending time with gary..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_sheffield.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"And winning the gold medal in fuckswimming..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

.....

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I think pretty much any picture of high school/college wrestling is going to count.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

has there been, say, a popstar equivalent of this thread over on ILM?

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

EVERY noise board thread to thread.

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/freddy2/bec/ron1.jpg

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

(hah or pretty much any beckham photoshoot to thread!)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

(er the ones where he's with his exceedingly beautiful wife excepted)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

and accepted

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

VPL!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"Exceedingly beautiful"? She's always pouting like her mouth has just come off it.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

You know, from all the suction.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

not really homoerotic but...
http://screamingpickle.com/images/Golf-Trophy.JPG

tylero (tylero), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends on where it's been.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I still haven't gotten over this one:

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Ziggy Palffy kissed Kalle Johannsen once...

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

That initial picture is ridiculous.

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

There's this one, , but a few seconds later Stewart was holding his caddie's head in his hands and I swear they were about to lock lips but thought better of it.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world

I was thinking Al Franken.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It really is the tongue with that one I posted right at the start. I mean, all the elements of the photo are just great but the TONGUE.

And what trips me out is that the photo wasn't buried away or anything -- SI usually does a two-page spread for their table of contents, as was the case here, right up at the front of the magazine. What in the world was *that* editorial meeting like?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Not enough ladies:

http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/sp_usa_vball03-thumb.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery v. Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

FITE. That initial picture is the single funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Also: more l3zzin' up, plz.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

The album cover thread has a clear head start.

That lezzing up pic clearly is actual lezzing up.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

That lezzing up pic clearly is actual lezzing up.

!!!!!!


I know!

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Unintentionally autoerotic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ohnomar.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Does this count?

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kmlager.com/albums/album21/VinnieJonesPaulGascoigne.jpg

SiC@rter, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:40 (eighteen years ago) link

This one's pretty spicy:

ihttp://photos17.flickr.com/22105554_38360d278b_o.jpg

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Do sports fans count?

img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/cnv0108.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

What the hell is going on in that last pic? Are they giving him an emergency enema?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 09:15 (eighteen years ago) link

HYSTERICS

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Best thread ever. Well since Sunday anyway.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I live for threads such as this.

moley, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

The best part about the initial pic (besides the TONGUE) is the nonplussed audience in the background.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://tinypic.com/6gvhgn.jpg

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I totally love to imagine that it's an overeager Al Franken and David Letterman holding the wrestling kid.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

You merely desire tightbutt.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't realize lezzing up was now an Olympic sport!

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

"And in mixed doubles..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, are you implying that I don't just enjoy lezzing up sports images simply for their own sake? I am shocked to be accused of such a thing!

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahaha "mixed doubles"!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

That (original post) picture is too good to be true.

Hemoglobin Hummingbird (HemoHum), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://paulkatcher.com/images/bill_parcells.jpg

Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

You know, sports seems to be the only field where "tough" men can exhibit physical signs of affection towards each other without being labeled gay, so do you have to ruin that too? Two guys hugging does not a gay make.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 03:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Two guys hugging does not a gay make.

It might an unintentionally homoerotic picture make, though.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

And anyway, that first picture has THREE guys hugging.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Is a pic of two guys hugging necessarily homoerotic? Is physical warmth between guys always erotic, thogh maybe only unintentionally? I'd like to think not.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:04 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not the hugging: it's the O faces.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, not all of the guys on this thread are showing that.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Besides, if you'd just scored a goal or something, you'd be showing those kinda faces too.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, but that's the point: when seen out of context (i.e. if you forget that this is merely same-gender goal-related celebratory huggery) these images look amusing.

Now stop reading "unintentionally homoerotic imagery" as "pictures of homosexuals" because that's not the point.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Joking, Tuomas, joking. Serious answer: the humour lies in the cognitive dissonance between the traditionally macho (homophobic) attitudes of professional athletes and the unintentionally sexualised content of the pictures. Also: arse-grabbing.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, I sound angry. I'm not, you know. I'm just sayin' that there's no need to turn this into an issue that isn't one or be offended by something that isn't there.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:45 (eighteen years ago) link

The football one up there is like a giant Katamari!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, but that's the point: when seen out of context (i.e. if you forget that this is merely same-gender goal-related celebratory huggery) these images look amusing.

Well, no one said anything about "out of context". It's quite clear from almost all these pics what the context is.

I'm only being half-serious here, obviously this is a fun thread and I don't want to spoil it. But I do think it's worth giving a thought why guys can't show affection towards each other, even as a part of a sports game, without it being "unintentionally homoerotic".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link

What is needed here is the distinction between the homosocial and the homosexual- Eve kosofsky Sedgwick defined the homosocial as the "affective glue" that bonds together contexts of same-sex intimacy which are understood to be non-sexual . . . it's a useful notion and helps explain locker rooms, golf clubs, sports bro behaviour in relation to the simultaneously homophobic party line *and* homoerotic charge that is often going on in such contexts.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 09:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Would you believe I can't find this picture without the handbags anymore?

http://www.sfsra.org/images/gallery_argentina.jpg

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 09:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas, any male/male (or female/female) intimacy can of course be viewed as homoerotic if the viewer wants to view it that way (and even full-on buttfuckery can be seen as "simply homosocial" if the viewer is in complete denial). But you're describing this as if we're ruining something by declaring it homoerotic -- "why can't they do this without this terrible label being thrust upon them".

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I love that last one. What is going on there, really? Is someone taking a penalty kick from extremely close? Even so...

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/spo/med/2005/10/ipt/1129565100.jpg

gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
OMG RONALDO. HAHAHAHAHA

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the best thread on ilx

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i love how epic disappointment writ in the bodies of the players is some kind of staple of futbol on every narrow miss. baseball and basketball and u.s. football guys are more demonstrative than they used to be, but disappointment is weathered either with passive stoicism or by throwing a chair across the dugout.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

it has not been so long, in the evolution of american sports, since so much was made of joe dimaggio, late in a world series game his team was losing, kicking at the dirt in disappointment as he followed a george stirnweiss walk and a yogi berra single with what seemed a sure extra-base hit that was snatched out of the sky by, google tells me, dodgers reserve outfielder al gionfriddo (who had been put in expressly to handle whatever dimaggio could hit at him)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.powerplaysportscards.com/photos/gionb.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://tinypic.com/ih387l.jpg

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

the soccer rimjob one is hi-larious

phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

The Ronaldo one looks photoshopped.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Now you mention it, the Ronaldo one is obviously photoshopped.

The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Now you mention it, the Ronaldo one is obviously photoshopped.

Huh. So it is.

giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Dom wins.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 18 December 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i think someone gave me a "good game" last night at the kid 606 show

howell huser (chaki), Sunday, 18 December 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

The photoshopped one is what made me realize how much of the funny here is in how the camera angles and the exact second of photography wind up making it all look like something else, like way beyond what's actually going on; probably if you watched the stuff in real time, from different angles, it would seem totally normal. (And probably if you photographed the hell out of some other activity you'd get some of the same stuff.)

That wrestling pic is still gold, though. And I have to say, a lot of those baseball players are giving one another some super-intense looks, like the kind of deep intimate looks that in normal life really usually are followed by making out.

nabiscothingy, Sunday, 18 December 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
since it's not showing up on this thread anymore...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/031105/031105mickelson_512.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Viz's Up The Arse Corner to thread.

Mike W (caek), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Suddenly I really wish there were summer olympics replays for volleyball. THose were golden days.

Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 28 January 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
http://espn-att.starwave.com/photo/2006/0505/nba_a_lebron_412.jpg

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, sports seems to be the only field where "tough" men can exhibit physical signs of affection towards each other without being labeled gay, so do you have to ruin that too? Two guys hugging does not a gay make.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 29th, 2005 12:31 AM. (Tuomas)

Tuomas'"humorless european" shtick has been going on for this long? WHY DOES FINLAND HAVE A INTERNET, THEY OBVIOUSLY SUCK AT IT.

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Here I was thinking that Tuomas "Milkshake" represented the proof of my theory that Europeans are only about "being comfortable with their bodies."

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 May 2006 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Ah, one of the great ILE threads ...

http://i6.tinypic.com/14l3klk.jpg

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"bingo!"

caek (caek), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/63/169240930_cdc074bbf2.jpg

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you sure, Drew? (I mean, I WANT to believe.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that that is the Melbourne Storm rugby team in their locker room after a game, and I'm 100% certain that that photo is muy caliente.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(Trust me, the only word I was calling into question re: the thread title and the appropriateness of the photo was 'unintentionally.')

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread should win an award of some kind.

registered ratty (registered ratty), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Observe the placement of the left hand.

registered ratty (registered ratty), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

no kidding

Jena (JenaP), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Turkish wrestling is so gay/hot.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a thread for the pantheon.

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I am indeed very very pleased with this thread. It lived up to all my hopes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 June 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Drew, I just skimmed an article about you in Outmagazine at a friend's house!

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 18 June 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
a wealth of content

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.troy/content.1.html

gear (gear), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

#s 7-8 really deliver.

Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

mountainous fat

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"bros, kickin back"

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.troy/images/_P7K9948.jpg

gear (gear), Saturday, 22 July 2006 06:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ah yes, the grand finale, everyone comes together.

Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 22 July 2006 06:54 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/moore_good_dick.jpg

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 19 August 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing beats advertising.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://i3.tinypic.com/2hhq651.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I suppose I'd better come out of retirement, just this once...

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/66100/66112.jpg

has decided to stop posting (Haberdager), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf - this dude's wearing a sports bra

http://www.sfbappa.org/SF28.images/5%20SPORTS%20FEATURE/03.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude's wearing a fucking bra.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Ewwww. Ewwwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

'unintentionally'

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/siforwomen/issue_three/dear_diary/brandi/chastain_lg.jpg

multiple x-post
It's in homage to this that the guy is wearing a sports bra, but I digress.

LC (Damian), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Milo has indeed badly misread the thread title.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how the shirt of the guy being micturated on reads "EW YCK"

chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

YES BEST THREAD EVAH

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.time-is-fun.com/-36.jpg

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

UM NSFW WARNING MAYBE OMG??? (multiple xpost)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

chill out

gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd pretty much assume any picture thread with "homoerotic" in the title is NSFW, you know?

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 9 October 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

A little cropping needed.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/10/pujolsbukkake.jpg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i11.tinypic.com/486d6bo.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I love this thread.

Cracks (Crackity), Sunday, 22 October 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thecarolinacajun.com/images/MilkAd/images/MilkAd-13_jpg.jpg

tho in honesty I think I'm kind of ignoring the "unintentional" part of the title with this one.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
A new year must surely have provided new choices.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that's one of the 5 best so far posted on this thread :-D

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it might even be the second-best after Ned's original stunner

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

YAY! Thanks to this thread, I have a new wallpaper.

http://i12.tinypic.com/4cccfsx.jpg

StanM (StanM), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis what the hell.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's just a dude standing there, staring. I mean, unless you're losing it over the pic cos you think Eli Manning is totally hot in which case you are OTM. Otherwise this is madness.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's got that whole Brokeback vibe, and the hand on the shoulder just makes it for me...

sorry, ilx :-(

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hopefully, this will atone:

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70100/70170.jpg

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost!!!

Ha, that's the beauty of context, I guess! You put any ordinary picture in this thread and suddenly we all get to imagine it as a scene of infinitely subtle sexual tension. (The most I can do with that one, though, is imagining it as some kind of still from Brokeback Arena.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

No, Louis, I'm talking about gear's picture that you claimed was the greatest photo ever taken of any man, woman or child.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what on earth is homoerotic about those cricketers?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Does that xpost mean that America will now forever associate any scene of two men gazing seriously and silently off into the distance with Brokeback Mountain? Twenty years from now: "He's kind of a strong, silent type -- it's so totally gay."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

no, people celebrating isn't inherently gay, even when they are the same sex. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.xxxpost

To be fair, Ally, the two guys picture wasn't gay either.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, only you and Louis, nabisco.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Just look at Ricky Ponting (the one on the left). There is genuine love in his eyes! Can't you see?

And as for Gear's one, HE IS STARING AT THE GUY'S BUTT

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

why are you people ruining such a funny thread?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, confusion, you meant the Gear one! Yeah, in any other context that'd be totally normal, but for the purposes of this thread it's fun and easy to pretend he's doing a quick, loving gaze at the butt in the foreground. It's a field-of-focus thing, I think.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The cricketers one looks more like the moment right before someone gets severely beaten -- look at the guy on the right!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah someone's gonna get beaten alright

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL DUDE GUYS HERE IS SOME MORE GAY LINES OF SCRIMMAGES
http://www.spiritv.de/05sport/NFL_05/35_30May04_LineOfScrimmage_3.jpg
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/psports-fball-action-web.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/24841411.jpg
^^^^^^^ he's totally grabbin his ass amirite??? brokeback mountain? more like BAREback mountain* LOL!

* i admit to stealing this from mr. que's lovely wife

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

That cricketers one derives its homoeroticism purely from the guy second from right, and his somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

Look, on this thread it's all down to personal interpretation. There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot, and the issue here is to what extent one's mind can attach sexual meaning to a given scene. As Nabisco said, the Manning one wouldn't be sexual without the thread's premise, but if taken thusly it can become hilariously so (well, I lolled).

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot

what have i said ;_;

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha I love how the "Bareback Mountain" joke was the one thing so obvious that even the middle-aged uncle types you'd think would make it seriously did it the ironic way. If only the same had happened to Borat.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, you're the one making doo doo jokes on the nonplussed thread

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

gay football photo:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

ungay, totally normal happens-every-time football photos:
all of the ones posted today!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

this isn't homoerotic:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/FatFootball.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

Homoerotic only to the little-known "orc-walrus" community.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

GAYLORDS ALLA THEM AMIRITE

http://www.house.gov/hastert/gallery/large/joint-session-bush-cheney.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the clown's "O" face btw, for why that is homoerotic.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude never make a winky face at me again.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally I want you to promise me you will never ever say/write "clown O face" again

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think any photo with Tom Brady + a dude is homoerotic, because apparently dudes looove them some Tom Brady.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

My beautiful thread. :-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Ally that looks like a clown version of Anthony the Pink Moose!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/10/21/2002069607.jpg
(insert THERE'S BEEN A RAEP JOEK here)

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.clown-monello.de/img/monello_clown.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

fwiw I thought the ass-grabbing pic Ally posted was funny even though it was supposed to be shooting Louis down

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/77/172961110_cba596a341_m.jpg

it is pretty funny, I like that he is screaming in the pic.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I just searched "gay olympics" to find non-homoerotic images from the actual Gay Olympics, and came up with a GIS compilation of basically this thread, just spread across various blogs and forums and occasionally with bras photoshopped onto the athletes.

:(

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

A little different from the one way upthread. Better, I think.

http://the17thman.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/sports.jpg

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a gay sports bar in chicago that has a running slideshow of mostly swimmers in speedos but occasionally photos like the kind on this thread running on screens all night.

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://reds.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/07/071801jones.jpg

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea how to read that one, apart from "OMG I must close the portal before the ultimate evil emerges from his butt."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

well head over to the Gay Olympics sites again, maybe they can help you.

G00blar, you're 1 for 3, not bad.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

That's over .300!

g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Into the Hall of Fame.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i3.tinypic.com/16avc4y.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2003/10/23/c8Pn3dOd.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

haha wtf:

http://web-laun.ch/ps/d/image8.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Curtis like a blessing from the heavens descends to return order. Thanks, dude! :-D

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom Brady fashion spread: OMG

milo z (mlp), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/bull_balls.jpg

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Aiiieee!!

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god no

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Considering the bull's going to be killed, it's only sporting to let him gore a matador's scrotum.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.witzbild.de/data/media/11/lifting.jpg

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

now we're getting duplicates :-(

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://irregulartimes.com/footballsnap.jpg

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

plz to flood this thread with gay porn

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oy. page loads slow for me. sorry.

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG this thread absolutely rules and I'm sorry I never saw it before. Roffles galore!

Good Warlock of the West (Bimble...), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

now that is OTM

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it also explains a lot

‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

'you like that, don't you?'

‘•’u (gear), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it's cute when couples dress alike.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

their arms form a heart! how adorable

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
http://soccernet-att.espn.go.com/design05/images/HargBecksG.jpg

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.joke-around.com/pictures/grabballs.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 February 2007 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2007/0226/ncb_a_cuse_412.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

where is Wrestling Goldblum Threesome?

milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It's there, but I think it can finally post it properly:

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/wrestlingfun.JPG

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

thankyou

milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I really can't decide what I love most about that. The tongue? The right-hand guy's face? The standing missionary?

milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

definitely the tongue

unfished business, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Yes, I read metafilter.com too.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/6/74568096_c8ab6edce0.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sfbappa.org/SF28.images/5%20SPORTS%20FEATURE/03.jpg
sorry 4 repost but HE IS WEARING A FUCKING TRAINING BRA

rio natsume, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
RECALLED TO LIFE!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42891000/jpg/_42891619_pair_pa416.jpg

onimo, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3867/scaledimg4694jv7.jpg

caek, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I think you just triggered a repressed memory to surface

King Kitty, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.copi.com/huskers/consoling.JPG

river wolf, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

REVIVE. It's Miller time :)

http://i13.tinypic.com/4ky070l.jpg

onimo, Saturday, 11 August 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link

No.25 is all "wait up, I want a piece of this..."

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Skipping 185 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Oh yes...

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

ESPN headling

American Gay grabs gold in 100 meters at worlds

milo z, Sunday, 26 August 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9382/20070919oscardelahoyatrzi6.jpg

jaxon, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4479/20070919oscardelahoyatrze2.jpg

jaxon, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Hardly unintentional.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/1464957821_f3894544bf_o.jpg

milo z, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Bukakade?

Hurting 2, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahah, I was noticing that photo earlier and wondering when it would show up here.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Whoa.

Jesse, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:42 (sixteen years ago) link

it's better with that crop.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 October 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/2006/04/21/yWVWwtGR.jpg

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44202000/jpg/_44202169_lampard.jpg

ken c, Saturday, 27 October 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

torn between here and uppers.wav

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/wrestlinglove.gif

Edward III, Friday, 30 November 2007 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1130/box_g_mayhatt_412.jpg

Brent, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8494/0000012ck.gif

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.thedeciblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/yankee.jpg

moley, Sunday, 20 January 2008 06:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Nice Photoshop there.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2008 07:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Ned, it comes straight from the pages of the Decibel blog, and they never lie.

moley, Sunday, 20 January 2008 09:38 (sixteen years ago) link

lol mspaint

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 January 2008 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/Rex.jpg

jaxon, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 07:46 (sixteen years ago) link

carne asada posted this on i love hoops, but it deserves a repost:

http://www.porchillustrated.com/nba/shaq_hump.jpg

circles, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/10/fashion/10budd600.1.jpg

jhøshea, Monday, 11 February 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2095/2431712708_1cac4db64b_o.jpg

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I once heard a sports announcer say "Beckham takes it tastily up the back end."

suzy, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

best thing on this thread (wrestling threeway aside) is the look on LY GAY dude's face

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/saikyodesuyo/Random/jj_is_redickulously_gay.jpg

milo z, Friday, 25 April 2008 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

what's hurley doing at a duke/maryland game?

chicago kevin, Friday, 25 April 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0427/nba_g_west01_412.jpg

jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Something very Tom of Finland about everyone's expressions there.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

yah thats def what makes it

jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/53/119519979_6c1b87f943_o.jpg

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.sassco.co.uk/11-a-side/26-04-08-2.jpg

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

"checking that they're still there". riiiiiight.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow! Stellar contributions of late.

Jesse, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

uh the homoeroticism of the wrestling one is certainly intentional. it's pro wrestling, come on now

elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah but we don't have a intentionally homoerotic sports imagery thread. Also, it's more likely to be lol homophobic humiliation, surely?

Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

haha well the subtext is analingus, so eroticism is implicit i think

elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

oh boy, this reminds me. i was sending out invitations to my book launch party to some magazine editors at people and us weekly, and accidentally attached the wrestling/tongue/al-franken photo instead of the invite jpg. OOOOOPS...

phil-two, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link

"accidentally"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha! That "wrestling/tongue/al-franken" is a local guy, and the original SI photo held Excelsior spot on the bulletin board at work for years.

It's major wrestling country around here, and nothing is less popular with the photographers than the typical "assholes & elbows" grappling shot.

briania, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Because, lets face it, there's no way to shoot wrestling that doesn't make you look like Tom of Finland:

http://www.walrusmagazine.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/wrestling-pic.jpg

briania, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

That "wrestling/tongue/al-franken" is a local guy, and the original SI photo held Excelsior spot on the bulletin board at work for years.

Hahaha! I have been wondering for god knows how long what he and people who knew him thought of that shot, so this might be as close as we'll get.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I know him pretty well, but not well enough to ask him what he thought about the shot. I can testify that the homoeroticism is purely unintentional.

I showed your post of it to somebody connected with the athletic department team one time, and the conversation went something like, "OMG! LOL! Where did you FIND this!?" "Well it's from SI, but it's on this bulletin board I sometimes post to." (Sideways look) -- "Wait, why are you on some gay bulletin board?"

briania, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I can testify that the homoeroticism is purely unintentional.

Hey, I titled this thread the way it is for a reason.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway why are you on some gay bulletin board etc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i stole this from the sportsguy's column but holy christ...

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/d400bc77d7_sammy.jpg

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

lol papelbon waht a weirdo

jhøshea, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/19/funny_soccer.jpg

Zeno, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link

or the other version:

http://www.berro.com/images1/bestworldcupfroMar.jpg

Zeno, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://g33klite.com/index.php/videos/humor/38-humor/203-love-for-soccer

dan m, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.towleroad.com/images/2007/06/14/gicquel3.jpg

Jesse, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/68325384_478f974345.jpg

Perhaps not unintentional.

Jesse, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, so the pro wrestling one where the guy is forcing his opponent to rim his tag-team partner.... is that like uhhh their regular special move or just a one time thing or wtf???????

phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I have seen limited amounts of WWE, but I have never ever seen anything like that.

Jesse, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Greco-Roman wrestling seems to have this one particular hold...
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09vQb0e0ML5vY/610x.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 16 August 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Bit angry that one...

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 16 August 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.stern.de/_content/63/41/634192/BesteBilder36_750.jpg

onimo, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.stern.de/_content/63/41/634192/BesteBilder61_750.jpg

onimo, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.towleroad.com/images/2007/04/23/beckham_fan.jpg

Eazy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45015000/jpg/_45015520_babel226x170.jpg

"DAMN! YOU LITTLE IRISH TROLL"

Local Garda, Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.sportable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/princebukkake.jpg

forksclovetofu, Monday, 29 September 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, just not gonna happen, eh?
Try here: http://www.sportable.com/2008/09/29/prince-fielder-celebrates-wild-card-with-champagne-bukkake/

forksclovetofu, Monday, 29 September 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

On the more twee side but:

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp10-11-08i.jpg

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 October 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08OneKQeH2dis/340x.jpg

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i36.tinypic.com/1zcz7n9.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread seems like a good place to post this...

Billy Dods, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...
four weeks pass...

http://www.gaysportsblog.com/images/2008/08/18/vvs_laxman.jpg

Jesse, Sunday, 1 February 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

Which team and who are these guys?

sauced with the blood of the workers (Jesse), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

florida marlins, looks like ivan rodriguez on the right?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I figured out the Marlins. Wasn't sure about the players tho.

Be sure to enjoy the comments.

sauced with the blood of the workers (Jesse), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Ugueth "I am currently in jail for attempting to murder some dudes in Venezuela" Urbina on the left.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

good christ

that's not the first time robbie's gotten a little keane after scoring tho - iirc after hitting the equaliser in a 4-4 draw against chelsea he grew a little excitable

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

sweet jesus!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

that's not the first time robbie's gotten a little keane after scoring tho

i see what you did there.

mizzell, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i do bar mitzvahs, hoover parties, summer fayres

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

foul tackle

snoball, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing's showing up Eric.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

okay tracer hand's is killing me

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

because of the wang

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Dang. It's a Getty photo of the Phanatic putting its crotch in Orlando Hudson's face.

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL i see it now

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it Philip Seymour Hoffman on the right in the first picture? He's really squeezing...

whatever, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

okay tracer hand's is killing me

^^^beautiful

whatever, Monday, 25 May 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

What is the context for that Ronaldo gif?

Alex in SF, Monday, 25 May 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/33f709v.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Not saying that every picture of this guy belongs here, but

http://i40.tinypic.com/143os2s.jpg

StanM, Monday, 15 June 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Not saying that every picture of this guy belongs here

Yeah, there is the "unintentionally" to consider.

bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Who is that guy?

you'rine school (Jesse), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Same guy whose world was rocked by his teammate's hip-thrusting boner. (Ronaldo)

bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

It's his physio. Who seems more interested in the woman walking by than in Ron's perfect bod.

Old Ned 1962 Vinyl Edition (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i just

oil wrestling ffs..

Matt P, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

"unintentionally"

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

hands down leather pants, olive oil, burly swarthy turks

it is ok

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link

a sport where getting your pants pulled down disqualifies you

yes it is ok

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.ikigaiway.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turkishoilwrestling.jpg

This is legal, apparently.

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

not only legal, but expected. when your opponent is slathered in grease, you are expected to make use of whatever part of his anatomy that offers the best handhold

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, ow

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Not visual, but a vivid mental image:

After a Flash victory on a recent Saturday outside Paris, celebratory hoots and laughter echoed from the team’s locker room beneath the Stade de Marville, linemen, receivers, defensive backs and ends dancing in jockstraps, snapping their towels at one another. Less enthusiastic, a player in a ragged cutoff T-shirt leaned back into his locker, lighted a cigarette and took a long, slow drag.

timelord of the internet (Z S), Saturday, 11 July 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Jeez, that's like wannabe pr0n writing or something.

StanM, Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

"I want you to take those jock straps off ASAP, boys", said the gleeful head coach. "Laundry's due in an hour."

timelord of the internet (Z S), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

(xxpost) isn't that the caption to a Tom of Finland drawing?

snoball, Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

<img src=http://www.wrestlingsbest.com/gifs/yanizwristlockbodylock.gif>;

Leee, Saturday, 18 July 2009 05:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wrestlingsbest.com/gifs/yanizwristlockbodylock.gif

Leee, Saturday, 18 July 2009 05:06 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lo-key bromance

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

will probably regret asking, but is there any sanctioned, intentionally homoerotic sports imagery from any major american league outside of pro wrestling?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Not homoerotic, more just camp, but the Daily Mail is having a good day of printing daft pictures of Giorgios Samaras

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/05/article-1204560-05F698C2000005DC-343_468x348.jpg

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

" I’m the type of guy who comes and comes and comes and comes, so Gonzaga’s going to have to deal with that. I’m not gonna let up. I’m always gonna be in his face."

http://www.cagepotato.com/exclusive-chris-tuchscherer-discusses-his-road-ufc-throwing-down-brock-lesnar-and-curse-yamma

The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://images.football365.com/09/09/Others/344666.jpg

although i'm not sure about the 'unintentional'

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link

they were trying to stop them from making out there

omar little, Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, "unintentionally homoerotic boxing weigh-ins" is a category unto itself.

http://myboxingfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pix2.jpg

Squash weather (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/3462909/ 2 Good 2 Bad is trolling this thread.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Actual headline with the story: 'Bout could be Cris Arreola's coming-out party'

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-09/49485642.gif

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 September 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Perhaps more in a cryptic sense but:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/10/sports/11yankee.3371.jpg

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Shop.

Leee, Monday, 19 October 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/arodjetergrab.jpg

lol at matsui being like "?"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i45.tinypic.com/2vn1e81.jpg

sleep, Monday, 21 December 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i50.tinypic.com/24b820w.jpg

maybe should have been on up the arse corner but this is for sports

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.isg2010.com/images/mascot_jodo.gif

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

real 'kenneth the page' expression kuyt's got there

dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Bobby Z looking slightly ashamed about it all.

stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Monday, 15 February 2010 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.scrumoftheearth.com/rugby_news/content/binary/Quade-Cooper.jpg

wilter, Monday, 15 February 2010 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i48.tinypic.com/1zdw7lg.jpg

wilter, Monday, 15 February 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qnsktd.jpg

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

"that reacharound? heh, unassisted baby. *smirk*"

dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/4384352743_64dbaf79e5.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

looooooool

"the vanilla gorilla"

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit that's thread top-3 material

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i44.tinypic.com/2n24unb.jpg

the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link

haha what is that mouse pointer doing there

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I had to take a screenshot from the electronic edition of the Metro :)

the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/KL8vp.jpg

she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing's beating that polyphonic one

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

suggest rape?

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

My first thought on seeing that was, "I need to send that to Jesse." But lo. I do not.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wfo28o.jpg

party time! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/20h9hg1.jpg

Cunga, Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/sporno-gallery

jaxon, Friday, 14 May 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

wow

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the position of the #16's hand that makes it so good.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that is awesome.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

: D

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i was expecting some World Cup homoerotic stuff tho! :/

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

ha yeah, a friend just IM'ed me the link saying "phil, this huffpo post is MEANT for you". but alas, seen them all HERE... at least ilx got a link/shoutout

phil-two, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

oh they totally cribbed that from ilx

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Favorite intentionally plagiarized huffpo posts

who is this Doug Lansky dude

iatee, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/i10LI.jpg

her breath came in short pants (sciolism), Thursday, 29 July 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

anderson can't believe it.

mizzell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i love super scalabrine

chrisv2010, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

jesse i think those dudes are doing partner-assisted neck stretches?

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

For real? I know nothing about those, but they make me wish I had watched the football team practice in high school.

I thought they were photobombing.

two weeks pass...

The lubed forearms really make it homoerotic.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also the bizarre a-rod eyebrows

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

are those forearms... hairless?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/09/Alex-Smith-Gets-TBagged.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Sudden 'Steve Case Ate My Balls' flashbacks.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/mcu4bl.jpg

Cunga, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dCxb1199c9Op/350x.jpg

Daria Law (Leee), Monday, 4 October 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

(- homo)

http://i.imgur.com/53k1S.png

StanM, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

major, deep, belly lols

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, CNN's photo editor, knew exactly what they were doing

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"Look what I found!"

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

hawt

the tune is space, Monday, 11 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

tf with the 3/4 length sleeves?

the reasonable one (onimo), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

seems to be wearing the wrong number shorts?

gazza bale flame (a hoy hoy), Friday, 5 November 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4444/riotev.jpg

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

wow.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I know that game!

an album fulla man down (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

That is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"Now cough."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"She could never be an engineer! Don't make me laugh!"

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we lock the thread now, surely it can't get any better than that.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we lock the thread now, surely it can't get any better than that.

SB'd

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

A friend sent me a picture from a different angle.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2010/11/5167154652_9ca98f1901.jpg

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/11/14/2042793/ItavArg6-600x400.jpg

sam500, Monday, 15 November 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Was looking for cute pic of Rob Gronkowski, found this. <3

http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad104/BigBlueCowboy/RGronkowski.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy above is really hairless.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

and he has orifices in odd places.

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

where did his balls go?

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and why does he look like an umpalumpa?

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

this photo raises more questions than it answers

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

His balls are pulled out of the way by the leg of his shorts, but it still looks interesting. It would be more interesting to see on another man IMO.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

He looks like Nathan Lane.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvqeKVeqM4&feature=player_embedded

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Surprised this wasn't already posted:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/12/11/sports/11griffin-dunk/11griffin-dunk-popup.jpg

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 December 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

“His highlights are sick,” said Lakers forward Ron Artest, repeating the declaration as if speaking in capital letters. “I wish he dunks on me. I’m not going to lie. I hope he dunks on me, puts his shoulders on my face and like, ‘Aaaaah!’ Just crazy. Lights it up. His highlights are stupid.”

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 December 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://stevetilford.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/todd1-500x333.jpg

kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i55.tinypic.com/2a0jk39.jpg

ailsa, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.snspix.com/image/1530893_1530893.jpg

^ good up-the-arse corner candidate as well

ailsa, Saturday, 8 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bNE8jD7S56v8/600x.jpg
I honestly thought they were holding hands.

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 28 January 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/01/mendenhump.gif

jaxon, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Not really unintentional is it?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, that McCoist and Smith one! haha!

ailsa, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/loinf.jpg

sam500, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

dunno if this is unintentional and i dunno if it hasn't already been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_4Hw5Pv1SU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

such succulent morsels of ... MEAT!!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 March 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Because he looks like a queen going "Haaaaaaay!"?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

not really homoerotic tbf, just "gay"

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe we can have a new thread for "gay" then

Pompoussin (admrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

That Walter Smith and Ally McCoist one still makes me smile.

ailsa, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The fisting one is o_O. I heard that the referee called 'handball'.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AGtrU.jpg

Some other race (nakhchivan), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84n45Li1e1qzy1odo1_500.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

awesome

circles, Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

i really hope this was unintentional...

http://apikabu.ru/img/028f40.gif

sam500, Friday, 13 May 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link

What the fuck?!

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 13 May 2011 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/V4EmO.jpg

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

oops repost

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

tbf its worth posting again

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, that one is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol self-repost.

caek, Monday, 23 May 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

from the scots footer thread:

http://i.imgur.com/zY60m.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 24 July 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

:)

ailsa, Sunday, 24 July 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Glad Rangers didn't sign Goodwillie if that's what goes on there.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Sunday, 24 July 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

unlike many of the photos in this thread, that one is actually, uh, hawt

the tune is space, Sunday, 24 July 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

If you don't mind a Yankee posting a football pic:

http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/files/2011/07/men-soccer-butt.jpg

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OK probably not that homoerotic but srsly
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54777000/jpg/_54777599_54777598.jpg

Burrito Nimontana (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

this is still great:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/06/article-0-0B82A61300000578-631_634x594.jpg

Burrito Nimontana (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I still don't understand how the fisting soccer pic happened...?

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

When two people love each other very much...

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

welcome to Manchestargh

http://i.imgur.com/V4EmO.jpg

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Monday, 12 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://p.twimg.com/Aaf6pM3CAAAymou.jpg

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

Zlatan is an evil wizard. An adorable evil wizard.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

Wau

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48558000/jpg/_48558302_bol2.jpg

Etoile Lusitana enjoy their 2-1 Milk Cup win over Bolton Wanderers in Ballymena

r|t|c, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

looool

caek, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QwQQS.jpg

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

This FB page is a good resource for this thread http://www.facebook.com/SPORTILLUSTRATEDGAY?sk=wall.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

omg hahahaha

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Sunday, 13 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Oh gross, I missed the milk picture somehow! I hope they showered immediately after that photo b/c the milk on warm skin will start smelling sour quickly, and then all the perfumes of Arabia will not put them back together agaain.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

I guess it's intentional.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2008/07/awwww.jpg

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

Awww!

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

looks p intentional

I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 January 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/kqoVo.jpg

Je55e, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PCcgo.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

Oh my, the headline.

Je55e, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/SSHD0.jpg

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like wrestling pics are cheating.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

but still, that one is pretty otm

the tune is space, Monday, 13 February 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Hey the photo I kicked this whole thing off with was wrestling. It has a hallowed place on this thread.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Oh God, yes, for sure. That one is all-time OTM.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

The one I just posted reminded me a lot of your inaugural post.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

amateur wrestling is a legit sport and has its unintentional place in homoerotic <3 like where you put your hands in a rugby scrum

a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I just discovered this site and this thread thanks to typing in 'sports homoerotic' in Google.

I also found this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/19/the-most-homoerotic-sport_n_651220.html#s115717&title=In_Front_Of

I saw some of those pictures in this thread, but there are some absolute gems in there, too (especially the one with Hulk Hogan).

Brian O, Friday, 2 March 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

welcome, Brian O!

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

great way to discover ilx!

a hoy hoy, Friday, 2 March 2012 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

Haha three of those pictures are credited to here!

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

We know our unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery.

carl agatha, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnB3Y4rTW8s

dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

(Cue Tuomas.)

dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/allen-kobe.jpg

omar little, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link

Lol, ref loving it as well.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

what the

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

Modern Cinderella story. They just have to measure the glass dildo.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I didn't even realize that was Ronaldo! That's about the "glass dildo," right?

Just tonight I showed a friend and her financee THE Ronaldo gif and they watched it for a solid 3-5 minutes.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

no, that's about him pulling up his shorts and pointing at his mighty thigh muscle.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, gross.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

If you care to watch (only worth while for the Real bench imitating him):

http://youtu.be/iz6_s-kQj8g

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

That's not very good: both his hands and head are clearly too far away for anything like that to happen.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

Are they?

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

he's right - please from now on, only post pictures where you can clearly see the player's penis in the trainer's mouth. thanks.

how did we get here how? (ytth), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

the player's penis unintentionally in the trainer's mouth

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lol ytth

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

That looks more like he's trying to smother him.

"Shhh... stop struggling... it will all be over soon."

carl agatha, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

carl otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

prudes

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

For Veg Grrrl (and for me, too)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Yagli_gures3.JPG/800px-Yagli_gures3.JPG

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

It's PRE-homoerotic.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

O_O

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

I could look at this all day

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

If you're ever in Chicago, let's go to lube wrestling at H7dr@t3! I've never been b/c no one else has been interested and I don't want to go leer alone.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

I will TOTALLY go with you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

You should both go upthread where much more was discussed in detail.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

bless you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

I just GISed "kirkpinar" and i'm genuinely not sure which results are from Turkish oil wrestling events and which are from adult films. The London championship is currently being held in a park across the road from my house.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

This was on the front page of today's Age website, illustrating some footy article about... shit I dont know, some AFL team. Not gay. Not at all gay.

http://images.theage.com.au/2012/06/30/3418563/art-svGEELONGCUP-420x0.jpg

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 1 July 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

apologies if this has been posted

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/7/1/1341160030504/Pique-and-Balotelli-006.jpg

koogs, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Punching someone in the dick is homoerotic?

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get the pic with the trophy. What is going on to make it homoerotic?

Je55e, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wIXkz.jpg

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Could also be pooping.

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Is there a thread for that?!

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Also I hope nobody poops like the guy on the top right.

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

kirkpinar = the best

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Best: top left tied with bottom row, second from right.

Je55e, Thursday, 19 July 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

top row second from right just enjoying the ride

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

xp - yup, those are the two i was imagining as the front and back of a 7"

contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

a 7" what?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

no way a 7" can accommodate two

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

a 7" diving board, I mean

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

a 7" what?

cassingle

contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

suuuuuuure

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

omg, just noticed right, middle - he looks like a bullfrog. it makes me nervous.

the tie is broken IMO - top left wins.

Je55e, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

This is a few months old, but I think it counts, assuming it's unintentional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEWVwgDnuzE&feature=player_embedded

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Turns out I like this song a lot more than I thought I did

oh hai

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

verse 2 & 3 singers > song

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

I finally heard this song, and a fine, fine way to hear it. OTM re verse 2 & 3 singers, but to be fair, the rest of them are also > the song.

Je55e, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get the homoerotic part, but they seem like nice boys

contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

they're singing it to each other for at least a couple of verses

who cares. hott.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

omg that first gif

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/06/4fcf64ff97d7c.gif

hahahahahahahahahahaha

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

everything about that interaction is hilarious

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

omg that gif -- I didn't notice at first that he was rubbing the wrong knee. LOOOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe more autoerotic than homoerotic but hilarious nonetheless.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

"If you'll help me find my keys, we can get my truck and drive the hell out of here!"

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Olympic edition time!

Oh Canada

Smaller version here

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

Getting off topic here but

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/04/4f99a2775abd8.jpeg

Je55e, Saturday, 28 July 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/javaImages/9a/a/0,,10421~11078298,00.jpg

oppet, Saturday, 28 July 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

hope our christian publications have adjusted to this by now

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AzX2yABCcAA8G4L.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g6pXD.jpg

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 4 August 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tt1iR.png

Je55e, Sunday, 5 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bA3n7.jpg

caek, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

It is love.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

*giggle*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

So many heads in so many butts.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

!WRESTLING!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mHJXY.jpg

millmeister, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

okay I think perhaps getting kicked in the nuts is not particularly erotic outside of some specialized fetish sites

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

because otherwise America's Funniest Home Videos just got a million times more sinister

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Favorite dick-related sports imagery

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Favorite images of sports played under giant ultraviolet lights

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/n6wkU.gif

diamonddave85, Monday, 1 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell?

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

not unintentional?

wmlynch, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

seems v intentional

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Unintentionally intentional

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

Wed Nov 28 2001
Player shocked by penis probe

MADRID (Reuters) - Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo says is totally surprised that the Spanish Football Federation has opened an investigation into his bizarre goal celebration during his team's 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.

Gallardo was caught on camera bending down and biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes' genitals in celebration of the striker's fine individual goal early in the second half of the match.

"I don't think what I did was very noteworthy," Gallardo was quoted as saying by the Spanish press on Wednesday.

"I am sure I didn't offend anyone, and anyway people at the ground were not even aware of the gesture. It was only when it was given coverage on the television and in the press that people realise what had happened.

"Anyway I had completely forgotten about the celebration by the time the game had ended and it would be a shame if I was punished for such a minor matter."

The player could face a fine or suspension for his actions, which may deemed to be an infringement of what is described in the federation's rulebook as "sporting dignity and decorum".

r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty squeamish, but would prefer this to a soaking with a drumful of Gatorade.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

"I Accidentally Bit Your Penis"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XUEmDl.jpg

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

Wow. He really got right up there, didn't he?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

The Turks will tell you, its an underused grip.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/N2ovT.jpg

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

More like intentionally parental, lolsy though.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

intentionally cuet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

OMG!

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

Athletics

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbx15eoT91qay78vo1_400.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 27 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

^^^amazing/in true spirit of this thread

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bz8e8l.jpg

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://p.twimg.com/AzV-mCdCYAAlRBv.jpg

the tune was space, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I've seen too many movies that begin exactly this way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

I've seen too many movies that end exactly this way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is the sensitive month.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

not homoerotic, but Carmelo with a limp wrist deserves some mention:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/335815_10151581061649616_1374812866_o1.jpg

get it on smang a gong (Eisbaer), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, BEHAVE, Tad.

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

No image showing up for me

Je55e, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bisciotti.gif

mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha awwww so sweet.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Shhhh Rayray, shhhh it's alright, it's alright..."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/BNd0cZn.jpg

Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

Again, "unintentional."

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

I thought twice but I don't really understand baseball so.

Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

idgi

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

two guys making eyes contact while touching each other, wow gay

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

I mean, don't get me wrong, I ship the hell outta that.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

looks like LeBro was staring at his lips to me

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

Lebron might be wearing the ugliest shirt ever.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

not shown but he is wearing leather shorts as well

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...
one month passes...

lol @ NoHands the football player

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgnFm6ICYAAnRx3.png

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 16 February 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/p7BzKVW.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/aXcTjng.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 12 July 2014 07:50 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/lJUh3mb.gif

, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

Cootchy koo

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Z4vMJIYAA6fHT.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do you eat the booty?

, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

just lookin out for his boy's prostate is all

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Also not sports, but still favorite.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Not really homoerotic, more an "after" shot from a dating website:

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3727867.ece/alternates/s615/JS39737078.jpg

ailsa, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

messi_neymar.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pWbNORN.gif

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i59.tinypic.com/244779u.jpg

half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcVLZGWIAAhFSa?format=pjpg&name=large

mizzell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...
one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/e9rVDp7EWFF

, Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

https://flic.kr/p/Jrdfsn

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link

FFS the android flickr app is fkn useless.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7634/27852286625_820a18e19b_c.jpg

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:34 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dvulIfg.gif

, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is the original SI wrestling photo still in here somewhere? I spent 10 min lookign for it and couldn't find it

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I'll have to dig it out again if I can find it for a reshoot/scan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

nm I pulled it from SI.com

http://i.imgur.com/IZU4ioo.jpg

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Hahah I love it. And you know, when I originally scanned and cropped it, I left out the dude there in the lower left getting a close look of the action.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

I want someone to hold me like Ryan Zimmerman holds Bryce Harper pic.twitter.com/0cWZsVWOrI

— RJ Loubier (@ThoseRJs) May 29, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

favorite intentionally homoerotic sports imagery (nsfw)

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

, Friday, 7 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

Bless.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 7 July 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

that's p intentional

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

You've never accidentally given double handjobs before?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

Why Do These Homos Keep Humping My Hands?

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

That is love, isn't it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so the yorkshire ripper beard is finally being rehabilitated huh

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
five months pass...

Dunno if this will display the thumbnail...

Highlights: Dundee 1-1 Heart of Midlothian https://t.co/1XBaWLMgHV

— BBC Sportsound (@BBCSportsound) April 1, 2018

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/Soft__Contact

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHHR6-dGBJw

formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 11 September 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

Yeah... I know which guy you're talking about 🥲💗 pic.twitter.com/mtsIyT6InC

— Sherlock 💛 ||🩸 vampire husbands hee hee 🩸 (@Sherlock__PL) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

the Polish were at it today:

Po meczu podszedł do mnie Robert Lewandowski - kapitan przeciwnej drużyny. Szepnął mi na ucho, że jest ze mnie bardzo dumny i gratuluje awansu. Potem klepnął mnie w tyłek dodając żebyśmy spotkali się gdzieś w środku na osobności. Zaczęłam się zastanawiać kogo wybrać… pic.twitter.com/2Oc9nEROZ5

— patrycja 🇵🇱 WILL SEE H&L AGAIN! (@trish_org2) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link

Please, these are small fry
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjJURaCX0AUJ5gL?format=jpg&name=large

bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link


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