One Must Worship What One Finds Holy, Vol #23: The Booty Forum! (nsfw)

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FINALLY a place for students of the lumbar dimple and callipygian cleft

http://booty.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/ [NSFW!]

Incidentally, "lumbar dimple" is the name for the two dimples just above the shapely posterior. Yes, we've previously theorized that they were designed to hold wasabi & soy sauce, but it's nice to know the actual medical term for it.

also, we've all learned a new vocab term for the day. C'mon, say it with me: callipygian

Man, the Greeks really WERE All About the Ass, weren't they?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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Sure...

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Sunday, 10 April 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

That's really not fair now...

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Sunday, 10 April 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

to go along with:

C/D: Junk in the Trunk?

Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

I have a big ass

those two dimples in some women's lower backs - c/d?

SEE DAN PERRY ON TELEVISION

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we should have add another subgenre of ilx topic: "Two asses, four tittays" or somethin'.

oh yeah, and can't forget:

this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

found some more:

girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

white women with big asses - name them!

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

A Booty Tutorial:

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload.htm

Below, look at that NATURAL LIFT these asses have. They are NOT sloppy or flat. These asses are real APPLE BOTTOMS--> with a ROUND TOP of the ass as well as BOTTOM of the ass...

Complete Ass! See the curvature on top and on the bottom of her ass? Can't compare to this! It's like two basketballs! AMEN, G-ZUS! Check the Brasilian chick to the right! This is how your girl should aspire to be.

Now let's break down the science of the CURVES we see. You do the math and tell me if you see ass with these types of shapes...

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

ok i'm starting to feel a bit inadequate, i'm pretty sure there is nothing applesque about my arse

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I've always thought of that bottom part as a shelf, and it's the defining characteristic of a good one for me.
Sorry, I'm all drunk and just got back from a real live burlesque show no kiddin so this topic is foremost in my mind right now.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 10 April 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

*sulks* Why is ILX so much about the booty, to the exclusion of breasts?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 10 April 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

more milk less bootyflakes

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 10 April 2005 08:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i was under the impression that there is no shortage of websites devoted to boobs and bums. maybe there's no need for ilx to become even more so?

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:20 (nineteen years ago) link

also, some would say that there's plenty of boobs on here already

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

but we all like to carve out our own little niche(or cleft), now, don't we?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:22 (nineteen years ago) link

bump for booty

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Monday, 11 April 2005 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

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