What is the WEIRDEST state in America?

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I don't know.

But I'd like you to tell me.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Texas, surely.

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

New Jersey

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Or California. The most populous one. I'm defining weirdness as "variety of conflicting values and/or odd juxapositions of cultures."

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Florida

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Reasons please.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Right now? Apathy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

alaska. but i'm too lazy to give reasons.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

FLORIDEXAS

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

northeast - jersey
southeast - florida
midwest - kansas?
southwest - california
northwest - idaho

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Guam has a royal family and coconut crabs.

― andy, Friday, 29 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Idaho seems to have a lot of potential. I'd like to go.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.igre.co.yu/slike/cdomoti/altered%20states.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

boise is real hot right now son

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't even imagine what it is like there! Very exotic, probably.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Maine or Florida. California and Texas quite frankly not in the running.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 29 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/florida.gif

― a banana (alanbanana), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

no way, pocotella kicks boise's ass.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

but i love maine!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Tennessee, then?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

kelsey, are you one of those terrible people for whom "weird" means "not good"?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

montana - i mean, who is from montana, besides david lynch?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Florida might be weird, but it is also downright hateful.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe no one's mentioned Utah.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Although underpopulated weird states kind of have an excuse.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Don Simpson was from Montana, or maybe Alaska.

I knew a guy in Ohio who was obsessed with Montana and wanted to move there. He shaved his forearms!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TOMBOT you forget manson

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(xp) What, in preparation?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

that smurfturf they got in idaho means it's in my final four fer sure

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

what now?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

mountain men shave their arms.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

why? I've thought about it, we all have. But really, why?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure delaware is secretly weird underneath the nondescriptness. it's gotta be a front operation for something really sinister.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard everyone in Delaware basically works for the same company.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

In the same building!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Iowa is sinister.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Florida, Florida, Florida. Where do we start?

Talking mice, Elian Gonzalez, it looks like a flacid penis, Bob Graham and his life notebook, drive-thru ministries, southern state with more jews than hillbillies (as well as some folks known as "jewbillies"), only atlantic coast state in central time zone, hit by four hurricanes in six weeks, home to Jeb Bush and Janet Reno, vice cops who don't wear socks, insects as big as pumpkins, orange moonshine, zoning laws that would make North Korea proud, Ocala in every crossword puzzle I work, two world series championships and possibly the last NHL Stanley Cup winner, Ernest Hemingway's thousand cats, and oh yeah, CHADS THAT DANGLE, CHADS THAT HANG, CHADS THAT DIMPLE, CHADS THAT SANG.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Louisiana, by a mile. Utah's pretty weird, it's true, but it's only weird in one direction. Louisiana's weird all over the place. It's Southern, French, black, gay, redneck, racist, Catholic, voodoo, bacchanalian, you name it. And in the last governor's race, it was neck and neck between a white Democratic woman and a Republican Indian man. They elected the woman. Crazy state.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I will move there.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Louisiana is fun in doses.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Also the only state with drive-thru daiquiri stands.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been to New Orleans. Within minutes of our arrival, the bellboy was asking us if we liked "titties" and telling us where we could go to see them.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

When it rained, it was the most beautiful city ever.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

and the smelliest

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

deleware is run by them inbred rasslin duponts so jbr may be on to something

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a friend from Louisiana (named Jacques, for real). He grew up in Lafayette, in an old-fashioned Catholic Acadian family. He has 10 brothers and sisters. I said, damn, that's a big family. He said, nah, the family next door had 17 kids. Sometimes the two families would go out to eat together and take over an entire Pizza Hut.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Delaware really is a secret front for something sinister (specifically: Jade Tree).

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Damm Leblancs.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

No to mention the DuPonts.

― briania (briania), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

how about West Virginia, in the sense that you'd have to consider it a little weird to ever want to go there.

montana, for the record, amazing. my wife is from bozeman and i could only be so lucky to have a place there with her someday.

― metfigga (metfigga), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

west virginia's great - don knotts, jerry west: what more could you ask?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh it's New Mexico. Or Nevada. There's some weird shit going on there that far outdoes any of the freaks in Cali or Florida. Hello lesbian communes!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Lesbian communes don't seem especially weird to me.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, Northern California must have hundreds of communes.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The lesbian-themed among them being the most mundane.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Over half of the Fortune 500 companies are incorporated in Delaware.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Half of Fortune 500 - advantage Delaware.

Hundreds of lesbian communes - Advantage California.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Lesbian communes in the desert are a different animal than lesbian communes in California. Basically, deserts create weirdness, in my book. Advance copies available.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

As much as I'd like to rat out the deep south, I'm guessing Idaho. Survivalists and posse comitatuses n' shit...

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to vote for Kansas, even though I haven't been there. There was a great rant about how weird and fucked up Kansas is in (argh, either Harper's or the Atlantic Monthly) a few months ago. People from the Midwest have agreed with this sentiment.

Utah is a close second.

The pundits seem to agree that Missouri is the most typical state in the U.S. Do you agree?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I find Ohio so fucking normal it's weird. Cincinnati is probably the one American city I'd go to any lengths to never, ever set foot in again. It's the most boring fucking place I've ever been, except for Cleveland, which I have a strange affection for.

But I vote for Louisiana. I mean I love it but it's so outside what most Americans think is normal...everything this country could've been but is not.

― eddie hurt (ddduncan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wisconsin. Wisconsin Death Trip. The House on the Rock. American Movie. That '70s Show. Lavergne and Shirley. The most beer in the nation. All the dairy. Polka.

― lysander spooner, Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

new jersey is def. the weirdest NE corridor state. but both NY and PA have pockets of DEEP weirdness. NY has staten island (which ALONE would qualify it for "deeply weird") and long-forgotten communities of dutch patricians and pre-hippie free-love-fuck-yer-brains-out "communes." PA has scrapple, communities deep in the poconos where they round up and wrassle rattlesnakes and play darts w/ bowie knives, and crack central is in the middle of amish country (a/k/a the city of reading).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, i was gonna say, pennsylvania is very very weird.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

and upstate new york going from the catskills all the way out west to like buffalo, seriously fucked up.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

listen, the whole country is fucking weird besides new york.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Half of Fortune 500 - advantage Delaware.

this is precisely what makes delaware so friggin' weird. its corporate laws (which are notoriously business-friendly and lax in enforcement which is what entices them to DE in the 1st place) are practically the legal world's personification of baudrillard's simulacron. downtown wilmington is a ghost-town after 6 PM (and the rest of the place is a REAL NASTY ghetto). i'm also sure that the duponts and george thorogood have something to do w/ DE weirdness, too!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Florida, even if it only had one city - if that city was Gibsonton.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/roger/QueryTips.php3?tip.Town=gibsonton&Tip.State=FL

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 30 October 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

creepy!

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 October 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Texas

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 30 October 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

yanc3y to thread re: wva

but really--there are people in alaska who live unlike anyone "outside". that book into the wild? it was kind of a pisser in alaska because there are plenty of folks who just go out and live on their own--they're just not stupid enough to eat random plants, etc.

people in texas think they're bitchen. fucken live through an alaskan winter.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 30 October 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The case for Rhode Island:

+ Buddy Cianci
+ Ian Johnson
+ Jon Williams
+ Laura
+ Andrew L.R.
+ Me
+ Coffee Syrup
+ Calling milkshakes 'cabinets' , giros 'grinders' and see-saws 'dandles'
+ Newport
+ Gaspee Day (google it)
+ Providence
+ Brown / RISD
+ Waterfire.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 30 October 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

hp lovecraft!

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 October 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we missing posts on this thread? I could have sworn someone said something about Indiana and Oklahoma, and I snapped back, and none of that's there anymore. I can't imagine what other thread that happened on, so it must be... missing?

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Relatively normal states: Alabama, Arizona, Connecticut, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, all the "New" states, the "North" states, Ohio, the "South" states, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, Washington. Also: D.C.

Moderately weird states: Arkansas, California, Idaho, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan (only for the U.P.), Mississippi, Oregon, Rhode Island, West Virginia, Wyoming.

Totally weird states: Alaksa, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Kansas, Louisiana, Montana, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Texas, Utah, Wisconsin. Also: Puerto Rico, Guam, the Virgin Islands, etc.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 October 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

And, for good measure:

More normal-ish provinces: British Columbia, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Ontario, PEI, Saskatchewan.

More weird provinces: Alberta, Newfoundland and Labrador, NW Territories, Nunavut, Quebec, Yukon Territory.

With "most normal" going to Manitoba and "weirdest" going to Newfoundland.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 October 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

BC is pretty crazy IMO. I would agree that MB is (sadly) pretty normal. Most everywhere seems exotic in comparison.

I think WV is crazy, especially that little northern bit that, if you look at a map, gets pretty close to Canada. Plus its name is odd seeing as there's a bit of Virginia that's further west.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"PA has scrapple, communities deep in the poconos where they round up and wrassle rattlesnakes and play darts w/ bowie knives, and crack central is in the middle of amish country (a/k/a the city of reading)."
So OTM it's not funny. PA now has the oldest demographic in the country -- all the young people move out-of-state when they come of age and as a result PA is riddled with pockets of "the old weird America." Sorta cool if you like diners and quaint customs like those mentioned above but definitely strange compared to USA 2004.
My parents lived outside Reading in the 80s/90s and what happened to that town would be unbelievable if I didn't witness it. Post-industrial Reading went from a sleepy Pennsylvania Dutch burg to a 24/7 wide-open drug market. I'd come to visit from the lower east side of Manhattan and feel like I never left home...

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Saturday, 30 October 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

More reasoning why Florida is absolutely bizzare:

Everything in Florida is either painted orange, turquoise or pale yellow. That alone has to cause some form of madness.

Florida Death Metal -- where else could something like that come from? Oh yeah...Sweden. Explain that one Batman.

They have advertisements for Florida based topless pancake houses as far north as Chattanooga, Tennessee.

While staying in a Hyatt right on the ocean in Miami Beach, the hotel bar had a nice black marble, gold embossed sign that said anyone over heard trying to purchase or sell narcotics would lead to the sheriff's office being notified by management. That blew my midwestern mind, that it must have been happening enough that they had to post a sign. It wasn't enough for the bartender to say, "hey man quit trying to make a cocaine deal in my bar." Of course the lead story on the local news that day was some poor Jamaican that died in the airport because of a baggy of cocaine that burst in his stomach and the other was about someone spiking drinks in bars in South Beach and killing some woman.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Saturday, 30 October 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, I think that you were looking for this: http://ilx.p3r.net/postmarkread.php?msgid=5193240

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 30 October 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

They have advertisements for Florida based topless pancake houses

YOU DON'T SAY.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

defend the indefensible: new jersey

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 30 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cincinnati is probably the one American city I'd go to any lengths to never, ever set foot in again. It's the most boring fucking place I've ever been"

Having spent the first 18 years of my life there (1958-76) I'd have to agree. And it's become much more bland/generic since then. In fact being "weird" has always been considered a mortal sin in Cincy.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Saturday, 30 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeremy that was a pretty weak argument for Rhode Island. Let us not forget:

All the fucking bridges
Newport Mansions
The RI desert
Windmills
ihttp://images7.fotki.com/v113/photos/4/40102/1417025/IMG_62211-vi.jpg
The providence tunnel
fort thunder, etc
crosswalk to nowhere
The Masonic Temple
Dell's lemonade
The homeless village and art associated with it

http://www.livejournal.com/community/weird_ri/

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Saturday, 30 October 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hey hey hey, enough about Delaware. It is a very un-weird state.

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 30 October 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Vermont is weird

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 30 October 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

>"Cincinnati is probably the one American city I'd go to any lengths to never, ever set foot in again. It's the most boring fucking place I've ever been"

>Having spent the first 18 years of my life there (1958-76) I'd have to agree. And it's become much more bland/generic since then. In fact being "weird" has always been considered a mortal sin in Cincy.

yeah--you'd think, with its *potential*--interesting architecture (some of which is even cutting-edge), and what could be a cool arts scene, and the King Records connection, and what is basically a lovely setting there on the river--it could be a lot better than it is. i lived there for a year and a half and i was always amazed at how dour the city was, how old the young people seemed, how uptight everyone was, how much they hated southerners...no matter how many times i told 'em that my home, Nashville, was about 20 years ahead of Cinci, they couldn't believe anything below the Ohio River could possibly be such. nothing there made any damn sense to me whatsoever, and that chili is an abomination.

― eddie hurt (ddduncan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe no one thinks oregon is fucking nuts. Hello isolationist traffic laws, psuedo socialist taxes and quasi legalization of euthenasia.

― mouse (mouse), Saturday, 30 October 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

at least you don't have to pump your own gas, though.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 30 October 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Isolationist traffic laws?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Relatively normal states: Alabama, Arizona....

I don't know how a state of which the majority of its land is either Native American reservations or national/state forests could be considered normal.
Also weird: the border.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 October 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/april2600-outside.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Saturday, 30 October 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The part of the interstate that runs through oregon has a slower speed limit than the rest. It's terrifically annoying.

― mouse (mouse), Saturday, 30 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh. Sure. I'm not sure if that qualifies as "isolationist", though. In Oregon's favor, it's also the nicest stretch of I-5 to drive. So you might as well slow down a skotch and enjoy it.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 October 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The part of the interstate that runs through oregon has a slower speed limit than the rest. It's terrifically annoying.

Well, that's true for a lot of places. Virignia's like that and has even banned radar detectors.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I could think of about 1,000,000 more reasons that Oregon is "weird". it would be my autobiography though, and I'm not ready to write that yet.

but chris is right, wisconsin is weirder. see here.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Vermont's been mentioned so I now have to pipe up:

It was a sovereign and idependent country once upon a time. The 13 original states refused its entry ino the union.

The state tried to have Lake Champlain designated as the 6th great lake, even though the nearest one is a few hundred miles away.

It is the home of Snowflake Bentley, a man who made thousands of photgraphs of, well, snowflakes.

There is speculation that Chester A. Arthur was actually born in Canada, which would have invalidated his presidency.

Most hippies east of the Mississippi tend to gravitate toward here.

Most Vermonters can not afford to buy Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

Phish

There are no billboards ( I kinda like that, though)

We actually do say "ayuh".

Winters are interminably long.

And of course no mention of Vermont would be complete without touting Ticklenaked Pond.

So, yeah, kinda weird in those respects.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

TICKLENAKED POND.

LOCK THREAD.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no! "ticklenaked pond, vermont" vs. "intercourse, pennsylvania" FITE!! OH NO!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

IAN DID YOU AND RSG VISIT TICKLE NAKED POND???????

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"blueballs, pennsylvania vs. climax, pennslyvania" FITE

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

NO JON. INAPPROPRIATE.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hawaii is weird - they have snow cones with beans in them, and lots of food with Spam in it. Not bad, just weird.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Pennsylvania wins: Ticklenaked is merely foreplay.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

TICKLENAKED = CREEPIER

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

jim wentworth, does your wife like it when you skip foreplay???

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouldn't concede the fight so quickly, mr. wentworth. i mean, PA doesn't have "runaway pond" while VT does (and said "runaway pond" wasn't too far away from where you are in VT, either!)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

new jersey has boy scout lake and wortendyke!

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

new mexico has ROY.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

arizona still has the original london bridge, right?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if they sell this in blueballs:

http://members.shaw.ca/gorillagallery2/nibspic.jpg

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/gorillagallery2/licenseplatepic.jpg

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You folks will have to excuse me as the Red Sox fan that I have long been. I'm not used to winning.

Of course my wife enjoys the foreplay. I think she does, at least. That is, she tells me it's good. I mean... For Christ's sake!

Eisbar, I drive right by Runaway Pond regulary. I mean, where it was.

And as long as we're talking named places. What the hell were folks thinking when they named Kalamazoo or Cucomonga?

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thom.org/photos/WIPVcheesesign.jpg

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

one of the weirdest 24 hour stretches of my life was spent in nevada.. walking around vegas at night, stone cold sober, seeing a waitress with a 'new york' nametag in the venetian, coming back to new york, new york (the hotel), seeing a photograph of the new york skyline right next to a window showing the las vegas skyline..

the next morning, taking a tour of the nevada nuclear test site. remains of dummy houses and bridges. thunderstorms. craters. the desert. 'official' documentary on the bus that showed the flashes you could see in vegas when the site was operational. bus driver almost falling asleep.

― mattp, Monday, 1 November 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the next morning, taking a tour of the nevada nuclear test site.

:-) :-) :-) :-)

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 November 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The case could very easily be made that Kentucky is NOT normal. We have political assassinations over COUNTY ELECTIONS. We have Cumberland Falls, where the ONLY remaining MOONBOW on Earth can be found (now that that stretch of the Nile has been dammed). We have churches whose services are based around people HOLDING DEADLY VENOMOUS SNAKES. We have places with names like DIX DAM DOX and BIG BONE LICK. We have huge amounts of very deadly NERVE GAS stored in Richmond. When Derby season is on, celebrities and Saudi princes fly in for the ponies.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

america is weird. so all of them, naturally.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Whassa Moonbow Nick?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Like a rainbow, but caused by MOONLIGHT rather than SUNLIGHT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds pretty.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel rather bad about not ever having gone to see it, even though i grew up about 20 minutes away. i heard that it is fantastic, though.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

i'm sure delaware is secretly weird underneath the nondescriptness. it's gotta be a front operation for something really sinister.

Ever seen The Pretender?

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Thursday, 7 April 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

man i love cumberland falls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 April 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Florida, because it's shaped like a wang

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 April 2005 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont know, i think the weirdest i have visited is california...

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 7 April 2005 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the central valley is totally weird!!

― jody von bulow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 April 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone who said Wisconsin is completely OTM; have we already forgotten Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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