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I found Dragons of Winter Night under my mattress today when I was packing up my room. I haven't looked at it in years (read: decade or more) and I was going to take a look at it again, but my father over-zealously threw it away.

But Dragonlance books! Should I try to reread them? Will I find them phenomenally stupid? Dragonlance! This is the all Dragonlance thread and embarrassing preteen role-playing admission thread!

Strom something or other (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, wonderful wonderful Raistlin. The series' existence was justified just for him.

I don't quite know what I would think if I reread them now, it's been many, many years, and for a while there I was literally collecting all the spinoff books. Must have been nuts. But the original six in their own stop-start way (much more smoothly flowing with the second trilogy -- I remember counting down the days to the release of Test of the Twins with desperation) were quite something. Mechanistic and shoehorned at time, sure, but still pretty damned good, a touchstone for a slew of us at that time and place, eighties fantasy kids who loved D&D and wanted a Lord of the Rings of our very own.

And Larry Elmore's art and, again, Raistlin. Best damned Goth in fantasy lit pre-Gaiman's Sandman, easy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

In sixth grade, all the students at the Wrentham Public Schools were asked to sign a plaque that would later be printed on the back of all of our t-shirts. My nerdy buddies and I all decided we'd sign our names, and the names of our 'corresponding' Dragonlance characters. Do1re got to be Raistlin (he grew up to be some crazy white-hat gov't hacker), W4rd1e picked Riverwind and a whole bunch of the cooler nerds got good avatars. I got stuck with being the faux-hobbit, Tenderfoot Tasselhoff or something, and I signed my name as Jeremy Tasslehoff C00mbs. I didn't apparently, get the memo that everybody else had chickened out on actually writing the name on the shirt. So, for the rest of the year I was 'Tasslehoff' or 'Glowstick Oreo,' though that's an entirely different saga.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Tassle the Hoff

Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

David Tasslehoff?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

there was a sex scene in the second book. Tanis or whatever, the half-elf dude, got it on with one of the chicks in the group in the forest moonlight. My first boner.

Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate to break it to you -- *sighs, gives in to geek revelation shame* -- but there were two separate sex scenes in the second book and you're conflating them. (The first one in the forest involved a regular ol' elf and an 'elf' who was really a silver dragon, the second Tanis and Kitiara, yes thanks can I go now?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Well the point is something conflated at the time. But yes it's
the second one I'm thinking of, thanks Ned.

Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a conversation about a dragon-tailed vibrator that Kitiara wore, which I swore was in the second book and so did Ward1e. Precocious yoots, we were, and imaginative, too. I feel slightly ashamed of thinking this at the age of 11, but also strangely elated.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

BURRFOOT

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

what was raistlin's deal? (i think i had a couple of these books around but i never got around to reading them, like those sword of shannara books)

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 7 August 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

In brief -- imagine the skinny, constantly ill, picked-upon kid whose talent was in his mind (and magic) rather than his physical strength, who has a much stronger twin brother that he relies on for protection but who he is also incredibly jealous of, whose sense of arrogance and superiority both holds his psyche together but also pushes it over the edge -- imagine that over the course of years his power grows and gets to the point where he could take on (the) God(s) -- and, quite possibly, win.

As a portrayal of adolescent-derived rage and frustration taken to literally apocalyptic levels, it's quite something.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i read SO many dragonlance books. i keep meaning to take another look at them, but i'm also scared they may seem a bit crap now, so i've not picked them up from my mother's house. Tas just fucking pwned.

g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I found a copy of ...Autumn twilight the other day whilst tidying up. I'm scared to read it in case I still like it.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 7 August 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I like how former DL readers all treat the books like they're heroin.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 7 August 2004 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I had the graphic novel adaptations as well. I think they only got about half way through the first trilogy.

Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 7 August 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I like how former DL readers all treat the books like they're heroin.

Well, yes. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

hi! I just moved all of these for the millionth time!

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! I knew Teeny would step up. So are you esconced in your new place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

yes but I don't have net access yet, just at a cafe right now. But yeah OH THE HORROR of unpacking three million old fantasy paperbacks.

me: "we should give some of these to our friends".
mr: "you're assuming our friends don't already own them all."

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha!

I ended up giving away all of mine in the move last year. Something had to give and it was them, plus a lot of other stuff. That said, I still definitely want to get those omnibus-with-notes versions of the first two trilogies at some point.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned: The omnibus editions are massive and unwieldy and have tiny tiny type. I am sticking with my beaten to shit paperbacks that I've had since fourth grade. I'll probably take the first couple of trilogies with me when I move next weekend, sad as that may be. I might even take some of the others I have if they look appealing.

Dragonlance novels, as awful as they were sometimes, were almost always lightyears ahead of the Forgotten Realms, Ravenloft, etc. books.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

If I can be super super dorky for one second, I'd like to point out that the Raveloft novel starring Lord Soth (or whoever--the goth zombie knight dude) is fucking awesome.

adam (adam), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

And the Forgotten Realms novels all seem to come from the million monkeys/million typewriters school of writing.

adam (adam), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Raveloft

"LORD - SOTH - IS - DEAD."

NER-NER-NER-NUH-NUH-NUH

FR books -- Ed Greenwood and R. A. Salvatore seem to have been the only ones in that batch worth a damn, Greenwood cause he actually came up with the whole thing before his involvement with D&D, Salvatore cause, you know, Driz'zt.

Ned: The omnibus editions are massive and unwieldy and have tiny tiny type.

I collect Folio Society editions, this is just like that. ;-) I actually had the original hardback omnibuses from the early nineties or whenever they were.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Salvatore cause, you know, Driz'zt.

I could never get into this stuff. The only Forgotten Realms book I liked was The Ring of Winter, and I don't remember who wrote that one.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

My favorite of the countless ones I read between the ages of 10-13 was probably Weasel's Luck. That and the dwarfy one from the same series.

I recall trying to reread the main trilogy around the age of 18: the experience was seriously shameful. They're really, really crap (except for Weasel's Luck).

nabiscothingy, Saturday, 7 August 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco otm. there's something abt the group of heroes setup of rpgs that makes for crummy narrative. & the writing was pretty terrible.

but drizzt, yeah!

g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 7 August 2004 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

(tho i'm sure if i got a hold of those icewind dale books again they'd be just as cringey... off to the used bookshop!)

g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 7 August 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The prose in the Icewind Dale books is a little off, but they definitely improve as time goes one; the series about the war with the drow and the attendant fallout is pretty fucking spectacular.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 7 August 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I think my all time favorite cheesy fantasy series was the RIFTWAR SAGA by Raymond E. Feist. First three (four in paperback) only, pls.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 8 August 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

That's for damned sure. And even that might be too much.

My Secret Cheesy Fantasy Love -- The Iron Tower Trilogy by Dennis McKiernan. Here's the deal in brief:

MCKIERNAN -- "Hey, I've got this great idea for a sequel to The Lord of the Rings talking about how the Dwarves eventually take back Moria a century or so after the Fall of Sauron."

TOLKIEN ESTATE -- "Die and rot."

MCKIERNAN -- "Erm." *changes all the names but writes it anyway, shops around to various publishing houses*

SIGNET -- "Fantasy book eh? Yeah, looks good, sure...but you know, this seems like it's following on from some other story first. Could you write that one instead?"

MCKIERNAN -- "Erm." *makes a few...SLIGHT...changes*

And so if you ever wanted to read a version of The Lord of the Rings minus the Ring, the Nazgul, Gandalf and Gollum but otherwise pretty much is almost exactly like the original story but with all the names changed, The Iron Tower Trilogy is for you. The actual 'sequel' was eventually published -- The Silver Call Duology (oh brother) -- and as a piece of dedicated fan-fiction which essentially DOES imagine that Dwarf reconquest of Moria under another name, it's not all that bad. Not GREAT but it's cool. But The Iron Tower Trilogy makes The Sword of Shannara seem like the most original book ever written anywhere.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha oh my god ned, that sounds spectacularly terrible!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 8 August 2004 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

haha! nerds!

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(i only read the first trilogy.)

(ten or eleven times.)

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 08:21 (nineteen years ago) link

can i get 20-sided fuzzy dice for my car?

Lukas (lukas), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:01 (nineteen years ago) link

taking sides: percentile dice or d100?

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

percentile, could never get the d100 to actually stop

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha oh my god ned, that sounds spectacularly terrible!!

Oh, you don't know the half of it. The Elven names alone should be taken out and shot.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Best post-Tolkien fantasy trilogy: Memory, Sorrow and Thorn by Tad Williams. It's a bit slow and quite downbeat for fantasy, but well written (!) with good characters (!!).

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

His sci-fi stuff's shite, though.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

! with !!

I don't believe you.

Lukas (lukas), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I read that and...well, it's all RIGHT, I guess, but it was a little too programmatic in its equivalents to various real societies. On that front, Guy Gavriel Kay does much more intrguing and I also think morally interesting work -- which may sound strange, but he marks a step away from both basic good/evil dynamism as well as the basic anti-hero trope in favor of endless shades of grey.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"Tigana". I read that one. Probably the best fantasy novel I read next to LOTR.

de, Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it was a revelation for me as well. He has a knack for recasting past history into contexts which are truly gripping and involved -- and of course he knows his Tolkien, he helped Christopher T. edit The Silmarillion. His first work with the Fionavar Trilogy was him sorta getting the basic epic fantasy out of his system, and he kept getting more and more interesting from there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't read any Tolkienesque fantasy for seven or eight years, only 'Weird Fiction' type stuff. I'll check out Guy Gavriel Kay if you say he's good.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Try Tigana, or maybe even better for these days, The Lions of Al-Rassan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I start a Roger Zelazny thread pretty please?

Lukas (lukas), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody is here to stop you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, if I had to re-read any of the fantasy books of my childhood, the Legends trilogy (that was what the Raistlin ones were called, right?) would definitely be the ones. Actually, I did re-read them in late high school or early college in a bout of nostalgia, and had a great time. I'm still be too afraid to read the Chronicles in case of possible crapness, same with the Dark Elf trilogy.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://lostlibrary.org/resim/resim/knight_black.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Erk. Nostalgia fart.

I forget about the "Twins" trilogy.

Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Er I mean "forgot". I remember it now. And in the past. Just not when the thread was started. At that time I was in the process of "forgetting". sigh.

Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Did anybody ever play the Dragonlance Nintendo game? I couldn't ever figure it out, would love a report (and SCREENSHOTZ!!!) if such a thing existed in IL*AD&D circles


_____________
*loved, as in the preterite.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy guacamole, I'm glad this kicked off over the weekend when I couldn't see it or fall into a long dark teatime of the soul over my shady Dragonlance-loving past. I was such a teenage boy as a teenage girl it isn't true. Raistlin was a massive cockfarmer though.

I'm reading the first chunky book of George R R Martin's Song of Ice & Fire series at the moment (someone at my local library is an enormous geek and stocks the SF&F section well) but it's a bit dull. I think I may finally be over dodgy fantasy.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 August 2004 09:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Best post-Tolkien fantasy trilogy: Memory, Sorrow and Thorn by Tad Williams. It's a bit slow and quite downbeat for fantasy, but well written (!) with good characters (!!).

OTM fer sure.


His sci-fi stuff's shite, though.

Most definitely not OTM. His Otherworld series, though very craptacularly titled, is rock fucking SOLID.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember being a ridiculously emotional 12 years old and crying twice during the Legends trilogy (once when it was discovered Silvara was a dragon and OH NO THEIR LOVE WAS FORBIDDEN! and twice when dwarfy dude died).

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

His Otherworld series, though very craptacularly titled, is rock fucking SOLID.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 9th, 2004.

I read the first two Otherworld books and found them dreary, meandering and lacking in original ideas. Slow-building, picaresque stories are fine for fantasy, but I like my sci-fi quite punchy.

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It was kinda slow-building, now that you mention it. I liked the way he had set up this multi-genred thing though, but still maintained a great deal of emotional attachment to the disparagate group of characters, like how the setting could completely change from one chapter to the next. Kinda Tolkien-as-produced-by-The-Dust-Brothers or something.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, I remember reading the Dragonlance books and wishing there had been way more Kender.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Kender schmender. Elf/dwarf hybrid comic relief pixie rubbish.

Otherworld gets much more rewarding the longer you stay with it. I lost the will to live after wading through the first book, then the ball started rolling down the hill as the strands started to come together. Still not as tight as Memory, Sorrow and Thorn though - that trilogy is the cod-Arthurian bomb. And I got my (one-volume hardback, heavy as hell) copy of To Green Angel Tower signed when Mr Williams did a talk at the crappy local library near where I was living at the time. I was 15 and agog.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if I either read the Williams trilogy through a gimlet eye or else needed to have less overall knowledge of fantasy tropes already. There are definitely some great characters -- I love Binabik, for instance.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Memory Sorrow and Thorn actually has one of the least-precedented/most-original story arcs of any of the fantasy serieses I've ever read. Other than the young-boy-thrown-into-the-midst-of-some-shit-grows-into-hero trope, it really struck me as very imaginative.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

That evil priest - Pyrates? - was pretty damn scary. And I loved how Simon developed as a character. I wish he hadn't tacked on that 'surprise' ending. What fanatasy book doesn't end with one of the main characters becoming king? Well, apart from Dragonlance.

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yes, and dim princess girl actually having to deal with the consequences of her actions. Hah.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yes, and dim princess girl actually having to deal with the consequences of her actions. Hah.

That I admit I liked.

Nick, for me the problem was -- I sorta mumbled this up above, but to repeat -- that Williams' treatment of the historical analogues throughout didn't get as really involved or interesting as I hoped it would in comparison to Kay's similar efforts. And I read Kay first, which might have also had something to do with it. For me, the interest with Kay is the balance of historical what-if mixed with fantasy then further mixed with that moral ambiguousness I found so striking in his stories. It's very heady stuff.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember being a ridiculously emotional 12 years old and crying twice during the Legends trilogy

Nick, that's the Chronicles trilogy, get it STRAIGHT dude!

Those are pretty hazy in my mind, actually, I mostly remember Raistlin befriending the gully dwarf and wanting to eat spicy fried potatoes.

Jordanio, Monday, 9 August 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

SPICY FRIED POTATOES!

Every time we actually tried to play a Dragonlance module, it would devolve into arguments as to where the best fried potatoes could be found should Otik not be available.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha that was the CHRON trilogy D'OH!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

There were no orcs/ogres in Dragonlance were there?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you nuts? There were plenty of both.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

(Okay, that came off more dismissive than it should have been, but c'mon, FEWMASTER TOEDE.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

What was the orc/stormtrooper equivelent? Wasn't it some kind of lizard person?

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Draconians!

Jordu, Monday, 9 August 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

YES

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

It's all good Ned, it was an honest question, your reply didn't seem dismissive at all. I haven't read these in like 12-13 years, and have trouble remembering things that happened more than five minutes ago.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

No worries, Nick!

The draconians were great because they were all about GENETIC MUTATION via magic. Also because of that great unsettling scene describing a dragonlet born of a corrupt egg that maintains its shape for a second or two before bursting and turning into draconians.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

On the flip side, in the first trilogy the whole Berem/dude with the gem thing was pretty eh. Like a nonfascinating Gollum equivalent.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, so, weirdly, I never got around to reading all the way through the Raistlin/whathisface trilogy: I suppose I was caught up with the short story collections and that stupid piece of shit one where they went to the moon. Pray tell, Ned -- how'd that turn out? I know the one dude married Tika and had many babies, but I can't remember anything else.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, don't answer that question, this Amazon reader review just brought back THE SHAME:

The story of the Dragonlance which started in the Inn of the Last Home under the vallenwoods ends in this wonderful book. Raistlin (Caramon Majere's frail twin) opens the mystical Portal to the Abyss to challenge Takhisis, Queen of Darkness. At the exact same time, his twin Caramon operates the magical time-traveling device. The fields of magic shift and collide sending Caramon and his kender friend, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, are sent into an unknown time and place while Raistlin enters the Abyss. Meanwhile the planet the full continent of Ansolon on the planet Krynn is undergoing one of the most destructive wars ever recorded by Astinus. Tanis Halfelven and Caramon take over a giant flying catedal and had Tasslehof and a gully dwarf fly the catedal to the Tower of High Sorcery. Once there Caramon and Tanis went past Dalamar's guardians (Dalamar- one of the most powerful sorcerers in all of Krynn) to find him laying on the ground after being stabbed by the Dragon Highlord Kitiara (Kitiara is the friend and foe of many people throughout all of the Legends and Chronicles)...

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Raistlin ended up in the Abyss to be tortured forever, possibly because he had a moment of weakness/compassion? Something happened with Dalamar (he was the HOT goth in the books) and Kitiara too.

(um, x-post, yeah)

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Raistlin/whathisface

Caramon, I think.

Basically, Caramon and Tas end up in the future after the Dwarf War catastrophe in the 2nd book and find out that not only has Raistlin won over Takhisis but that he's essentially about to destroy Krynn via sucking all the life out of it and laying everything waste. It's been too long so I'm fuzzy about what happens after that, but the book splits itself between Raistlin actually fighting Takhisis in the Abyss, Kitiara and Lord Soth leading an attack on...cripes, I forget the name of the city, where Raistlin's tower is and where Crysania has been based...and Caramon having to face up to the fact that if he wants to save the rest of Krynn, Raistlin can't be allowed back from the Abyss. Tas's little gnome buddy get iced by Raistlin at some point and that finally wakes him up to the fact that Raistlin isn't much fun anymore. Caramon and Raistlin have a final faceoff via the Dragon Portal in Raistlin's tower, Caramon gets hold of Raistlin's humanity somehow (I forget the details) and the Portal is sealed, essentially damning Raistlin to eternal torment at Takhisis's hands, but the book suggests that his soul is able to retreat into a small quiet place where his brother still looks after him in a very abstract sense.

I'm probably missing some details. Oh yeah, and Kitiara dies and Lord Soth claims her for himself, the dead perv.

Double x-post! I don't care, I'm posting it anyway!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Palanthas! God, I can't believe I remember this shit.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't remember, was there ever a four-way between Kitiara, Dalamar, Tanis, and Lord Soth?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"under the vallenwoods"
"Takhisis, Queen of Darkness"
"magical time-traveling device"
"his kender friend"
"the planet Krynn"
"recorded by Astinus"
"giant flying catedal"
"a gully dwarf"

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm glad I've forgotten some of it, at least. ;-)

I'm enough of a Weis/Hickman groupie I've got the Darksword and Rose of the Prophet books. And all of the Death Gate cycle -- in hardback!

But after that, my interest declined, and I really can't believe there's much good about the new Dragonlance books they've done.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Good band names, those.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

The gully dwarves were the untouchables of the dwarf world, I seem to remember. A bemusing concept.

Ladies and gentlemen, I should note we are excluding another important factor in all this -- Larry Elmore!

ihttp://www.steamfantasy.it/gallerie_artisti/elmore/1/larry_elmore_dragonlance.jpg

(And if that doesn't work, just go here).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Top hot chicks of Dragonlance:

1. Kitiara
2. that one elf chick
3. that one moon-chick what was with Riverwind
4. Tika
5. that one ice-chick

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Who's the chick with the curly hair in that jpeg? I don't remember her, unless it's Kitiara.

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was disappointed when I saw in the bookstore that they reissued Chronicles and Legends without those great covers.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Kitiara

Dan is keeping too quiet on this thread but I KNOW he must surely have had a high regard for Kit.

Who's the chick with the curly hair in that jpeg?

Tika. Kitiara is the figure in the armor looming behind them all.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, thanks for the reminder, NEd:

6. Tasselhoff on the cover of Winter Night

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

KENDERPERV

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I Thought Tika was the redhead?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, how awkwardly awful would that be?

"Hi, what are you doing? Can I join in? Hey what's this, what happens if I pull this..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Curly dark red hair -- Tika

Long flowing copper-bronze hair -- Laurana, aka 'the elf chick'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Didn't Tanis marry Laurana? AND SHE WAS HIS COUSIN!

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Elves are like that.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, both Weasel's Luck and the dwarfy one I loved (Stormblade) were from the Heroes series; both were given matching sequels in the Heroes 2 series. I think the books that made me stop reading were either the Meetings or Preludes series, which sort of cashed in all the magic.

Other names/words that will make you feel like a geek:

"Huma"
"Qualinesti"
"Thorbardin"
"Kagonesti"

The Legend of Huma could have been a great story if it had been told right. Instead, we get a book full of plot holes, lifeless characters, pointless battles, and a romance that never develops. Worse, it's not even well written! I mean, what happened to the white stag Huma followed that was talked so much about in Dragons of Autumn Twilight? Knaak must have forgotten to read the ORIGINAL Dragonlance books! I can't see why so many people think this is the best book ever, but they really should wake up and read some truly good books.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Elves are like that.

And Tanis was some sorta halfbreed who was snootily looked down upon and etc.

Ah, The Legend of Huma. It was the first post-Legends book when the setting became a franchise full-on and such was the anticipation it actually hit pretty high the NY Times bestseller list (as had Test of the Twins before it). I think Knaak's publishers still use the 'NY Times bestselling author' tag to this day!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Going REALLY geek is having Karen Wynn Fonstad's atlas. Which is pretty great!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I had that! It wasn't geeky! Fuck you! You're not even my real parents!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

ho ho, larry elmore, that takes me back.

he sucks.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I had that! It wasn't geeky! Fuck you! You're not even my real parents!

....did you have Leaves From the Inn of the Last Home?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I DID.

adam (adam), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

WITH RECIPES.

adam (adam), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you ever MAKE the recipes?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

(Even I haven't gone that far.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Top hot chicks of Dragonlance:
1. Kitiara
2. that one elf chick
3. that one moon-chick what was with Riverwind
4. Tika
5. that one ice-chick

Um hello SILVARA, so hawt she's a DRAGON.

http://www.bl.com/~dpb/silvara.gif

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

You think they would've noticed something. I mean, what kinda elves have THIGHS like THAT!?!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, these are D&D/TSR elves. They're more freaky and wear less clothes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

In the meantime, THE PAIN:

Mirrored Heart Dragonlance Slash. How can Dalamar tell Raistlin of the way he feels?

Tempest Set before the cataclysm. Raistlin is tempted by the Dark Queen

"You're not like the other magic-users..."

"My psionic powers are well-developed."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

And in the 'I am utterly baffled' category:

DRAGONLANCE SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Join Raistlin Majere, Dalamar "The Dark" Nightson, Caramon Majere, and the kender Tasslehoff Burrfoot as they face spam and badfic galore in their eternal struggle against Takhisis, the Dark Queen herself! For the newcomer, there's a handy Character Reference of all the main movers and shakers of the DST3K series.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

haha Ned that shit is incredible!!

Raistlin pulled the sheet off the sheet-covered mound that had been
sitting on the bridge's main counter for a week and a half. It looked like a
VCR, but when Drizzt pushed the on button it opened up a CD carosel.
"This is the Device of Entertainment. We got tired of trying to program
the VCR and desired the video and sound quality of a DVD, so we made this. You
simply buy a supply of CD read/write disks and put them in the carosel. Then,
you tell the Device of Entertainment what show you want it to record. Like
Tasslehoff, who religiously watches the various anime programs on cable, the
Device automatically knows the channel and time slot of the program in question.
The Device makes a DVD-quality recording with no commercial interruptions. Not
only that, but it's a regular DVD player as well," Raistlin said as Tasslehoff
snatched up the Device and installed it in the SOF's entertainment center.
"Now I can watch those Monty Python's Flying Circus DVD's..." Drizzt said
thoughtfully.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha! Wow!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

YUFFIE'S CHOCOBO??????????????

Holy shit.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just surprised I hadn't heard about it already through the MST3K channels!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I do like the anime Raistlin.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned, have you never played Final Fantasy VII? Do you not feel the creeping horror inherent in a story about a teenaged girl having sex with a giant half-chicken/half-ostritch?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

HO LEEEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIT

It shivered as Cid's shaft tore into it's rectum.
Caramon: That Shaft is one big mutha--
Tasslehoff: Shut yo' mouth!
Caramon: I'm only talkin' bout Shaft.
Tasslehoff: We can dig it.
Dalamar: Gods, I never thought I'd see THAT joke...

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, we are so NOT the champion mentalists of the internet.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Dalamar arrived on the SOF thanks to Raistlin's gate spell. He is currently dating his former master, and is studiously taking advantage of all that the SOF's advanced technology has to offer. Dal is a yaoi fan who also has a tendency to sing pop music lyrics when the opportunity strikes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD Cid is in it?????

You have ruined 1997 for me.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned, have you never played Final Fantasy VII? Do you not feel the creeping horror inherent in a story about a teenaged girl having sex with a giant half-chicken/half-ostritch?

Actually, I haven't played it, no, but now you've given me a new sense of the permutations.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Other things I am suddenly remembering:

1. "ice-pirates" at the Icewall
2. the monster in the whirlpool in the Eastern sea that some old fisherman tries to catch in one of the short-story collections
3. hot chick alert: Alhana Starbreeze
4. Raistlin's gully-dwarf lovepet
5. "Solamnic" knights (bad naming all over this stuff)
6. Verminaard (ditto)
7. the one gnome who wants to study the Dragon Orb

What's up with this Fanlisting?
This is a listing of fans from around the world for the Dragonlance character, Tanis Half-elven, the half elf who doesn't quite fit into either the elven or human worlds..and ends up saving them both...
This fanlisting was last updated on July 26, 2004.
We have a total of 1 members.
We have a total of 0 pending members.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Tasslehoff arrived on the SOF due to an accident in which he tagged along with Caramon during Raistlin's gate spell. He was staying with Caramon and Tika at the Inn of the Last Home, awaiting the birth of their first child. Tasslehoff is a definate hentai, with a love of video games and other devices involving flashing lights, sound, and with an average attention span limit of thirty seconds.

And the picture is spot on.

http://kittykat.tristrum.com/Dst3k/chara_tasselhoff.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh Nabisco, that page quote is so cruel(ly accurate).

5. "Solamnic" knights (bad naming all over this stuff)

I think it was Terry Pratchett who implicitly noted that the big problem with so much post-Tolkien fantasy is that unlike Tolkien, there are very few trained linguists involved and the names have very little internal logic, just an aiming for sound that 'works.' And so, to paraphrase him, you have Dwarf names like Gladgust Thunderpot.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Does this person know the definition of hentai??? Ew, no monstrous kendercock plz.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Taz Takes A Tentacle

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Eek.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Ew, no monstrous kendercock plz.

*arched eyebrow*

I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

My girlfriend has those recipes. Yeah, we made the potatoes, in the process going farther than EVEN NED.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Sir, I salute you. That is insanity beyond recall.

(Er, so were they any good?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

You can make the recipes? Where do you get vallenwood oil in this country?

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"We made the potatoes" is the greatest euphemism ever.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"In a pinch, usest thou the liquid from the oil of the coconut."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, that really wasn't an x-post.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I do now have a vision of Iron Chef Krynn in my head, Dalamar introduce Iron Chefs Caramon, Raistlin and Crysania. Of course, Tas Burrfoot is the Ohta role.

"KITIARA-SAN!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

The potatoes were as good as any salty, peppery, oiled, Dragonlance-free oven-roasted potatoes that I've made.

("potatoes")

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

PHWAOR BRING ON THE TENTACLES

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Battle Potato, Otik vs. Raistlin

"And Otik is about to put on the finishing touches..."

"KITIARA-SAN!"

"Go, Tas!"

"Raistlin has said he's about to unleash a demon to destroy Otik! How fun!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

haha clearly nick is wrong, above.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

To be fair, Nick's post was like waving a heraldic standard in front of a ettercap.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Huzzah.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Um, FWIW, I totally made some kind of stew from the cookbook. In LA I'll tell anybody who'll listen the story of Naked Ward1e dressed as Riverwind tying a cow's heart to the end of a broom and hitting bullies with it.

There was at least one novel devoted to the story of each character's travels in the seven years before the first trilogy. I remember reading the Riverwind one and thinking it was cool as shit; there were lots of the underground Draconians that he beat to tar with a big stick, no?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Riverwind was secretly the greatest character in the book. Respect is due.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Died, came back from the dead, kicked butt all around, and he loved his lovely lady to bits. Can't go wrong.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

[...] and he loved his lovely lady to bits

NED STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS HENTAI

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Tentacles!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Man, fantasy indians are waay cooler than me. I got kicked out of art class in 6th grade for drawing a picture of Tanis and Kitiara boning each other and showing it to this girl who had big boobs.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeremy, I am deeply pleased you're moving out here. You'll fit right in.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Do they have a recipe for chicken Tika in this cookbook? Boom boom.

There seems to have been a bit of a food theme on ILE today. No bad thing.

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

This is probably the only board on which I'd consider that a compliment, Ned.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny, I always thought Riverwind and Sturm were vying to be the most boring characters in the book (actually that's not quite fair...I hardly remember anything about Riverwind, but I remember Sturm being boring. I don't know which is worse.).

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://membres.lycos.fr/pascallebas/hpbimg/Top_T_Hawk.gif

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Sturm was oppressed by the weight of the past and the sadness of having a handlebar mustache, and then he died.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

It was like Morrissey with a Lemmy mustache and a metal carapace.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

a bit more dignity and a few less carnations, too.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

rrr god i just remembered a kid i grew up with who pronounced all the names in the most batshit way:

sturm = "strum"
caramon = "carmen"
raistlin = "rasslin"

he just wouldn't see reason on the issue, either. (but the "strum" one i was like, "dude, are you even literate?")

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I did that. I still think of it that way in my head.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

a bit more dignity and a few less carnations, too.

Oh, Moz has dignity. And Sturm had the rose on his crest, yeah?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Parlay, good sir. I AM A DRAGON THAT CARVES MY INITIALS IN THINGS!

CYAN BLOODBANE (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Sturm preferred to sacrifice his life honorably rather than get laid.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dear Qualinesti dorks, please return the one orb you borrowed from us or we will see you in small claims court. Signed, The Only Real Elves from Silvanost."

Sturm preferred to sacrifice his life honorably rather than get laid.

Which was ironic because he got shafted by a lance.

Er.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

NB Ned, on the naming thing, I think the problem was their thinking really thinly-disguised word associations wouldn't bug their readers: half the time it felt like the whole premise was based on one of them finding out what the word "draconian" meant, and the whole solemn-knights thing bugged me, even at age 12. The most I can give them credit for is not naming the twins Caring-man and Wraith-lin.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

A very brief summary of me from age 12 - 18:

Age 12: Read about draconians in Dragonlance
Age 15: Heard Paradise Lost's Draconian Times
Age 19: Read Paradise Lost

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

you guys are awesome.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I loved this shit for a while, currently selling it off pretty profitably (had LOADS). Sturm was my fav (Raistlin next obv), just thought about it for the first time (noble virgin blah blah people've already said) but what was w/his death? Pierced through the chest by a LANCE thing producing PAIN and BLOOD? Maybe they had a nastier sense of humour than it seemed

Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

EST SOLARUS OTH MITHAS.

Sturm was boring, and I didn't feel Riverwind was very fleshed out as a character. I think Flint (Flynt???) was my favorite. Tas was also radical fo real. But god, Verminaard is the most ridiculous name ever.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll show YOU Verminaards, smartass.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I also remember the sextet of background stories. some of them were cool. flynt & tanis in eleven court intrigue was pretty rad. also, The Brothers Majere was cool because it was abt RAISTLINERE>

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you have any of these still?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

ALL OF THEM. IN THE CABINET NEXT TO MY BED. ♥

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Riverwind was the best character but my favorite was Tanis.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

AIM Greatest hits 8/whatever/4

x Jeremy's friend Jeff: im reading about dragonlance [this thread] now
x Jeremy's friend Jeff: and feelilng like i missed out

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

He did.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is just...wow. I had no idea.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I may have been better off not knowing!

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

OH, yes you did. Stop lyin'.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Stop being such a loose cannon.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

(This one is better but I think it's too big)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Reading this thread is like going through Recovered Memory Therapy. I had totally repressed, er, forgotten Dragonlance. The books were explicitly connected to D&D (or TSR or Wizards of the Coast or whatever) weren't they?

This made me think of Steve Jackson's "Sorcery!" series, which was a more complicated version of "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. Did anybody else here read those?

Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha holy shit I forgot all about Raistlin's fucking SKIN

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

If we're going to get into repressed memory...

My Halloween costume 1987 was in fact Raistlin.

No, no photographs exist. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Google image search result for "Drow":

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~kring/pics/live/trolldom99/DROW.JPG

Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I WENT AS GILTHANAS.

xpost OH DEAR

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

GILTHANAS IN RETROSPECT = THINLY VEILED LEGOLAS WITH DRAGONBABE GIRLFRIEND

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Theoretically an improvement.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

My girlfriend claims she got into Dragonlance from seeing that cover and wondering what was up with Raistlin's eyes.

I have no words for those 'drow'.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, she was also offended that I only mentioned making the potatoes out of the cookbook, and wants everyone to know that she's also made the gully dwarf cookies and bunch of other stuff many a time. Now you know.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

want some more fun? do a search for "drow real doll"

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Jordan, you rude man, your girlfriend was right to complain about you for not mentioning her other cookery earlier. But all is rectified.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

oh no xpost

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Hahaha REVIVE!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
NOW IS THE TIME FOR COMFORT BOOKS

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a comfort THREAD. My god, the madness here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 200 for "sexy drow". (0.36 seconds)

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I met Margaret Weis by accident at GenCon. It was pretty cool.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Every month is NaNoWriMo for her.

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

to echo a question i had on the video game thread, when did drow elf chicks somehow become fetishized? Everquest? The Baldur's Gate series?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

A suggestive illustration in "The Monster Manual" or "Fiend Folio"?

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

When was the first appearance of Drizzt Do'Urden (or rather when was his origin trilogy published)?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread just reminded me how bad the Saturday morning D&D cartoon used to be. One of the true injustices of my youth.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw, I loved that cartoon.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Granted, I can't remember a nanosecond of it now, but it was better than stuff like The Gummi Bears.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

When was the first appearance of Drizzt Do'Urden (or rather when was his origin trilogy published)?

Google says the Icewind Dale trilogy started in '88 and the Dark Elf trilogy started in '90.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

GUMMI BEARS
BOUNCING HERE AND THERE
AND EVERYWHERE
HIGH ADVENTURES BEYOND COMPARE
THEY ARE THE GUMMI BEAARRRRS

THEY ARE THE GUMMI BEAAARRRRRRRS

also, the ranger and the barbarian kid from the D&D cartoon show up in Baldur's Gate 2, as you no doubt know...

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait. They do?????

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Are they the kids who ask you to get them beer and swords?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

no, but their images are on the wall of the Adventurer's Mart. The game comments that they were soon thereafter eaten by the god Tiamat.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

DRAGONLANCE.

BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DEATHGATE CYCLE.

Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Has a taking sides between Chronicles and Legends been done yet? I take Chronicles, for how sheerly over the top the time travel trip/Raistlin in hell bit is.

lysander spooner, Friday, 5 November 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh...that's Legends. (And I agree with you, it's also a more organic story, for lack of a better word -- the Chronicles were a bunch of playtest campaigns written up into an instatrilogy.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

lysander just got nerdserved!

teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Nerdserved! Uh, duh, Legends, you're right, Ned. To what you said I'd also add that the wider cast of the campaigny Chronicles isn't as compelling as the more focused narrative about the twins, Crysania, and Tasslehoff. I may have to go dig me out some of those books now that I'm thinking about them.

lysander spooner, Friday, 5 November 2004 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...
This is truly a wonderful thread.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Heads up, freaks -- this is from Hickman's newsletter, which somehow I found myself on:

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: FANTASY DUO WEIS AND HICKMAN TO FORGE NEW TRILOGY

Authors Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, co-creators of the DRAGONLANCE® world, will pen new adventures

May 19, 2005 (RENTON, Wash.) ÿÿ Two of the premiere voices in American fantasy fiction have just agreed to write a new hardcover fantasy trilogy titled The Dark Chronicles for Wizards of the Coast, Inc. In this new venture, longtime masters of the fantasy genre Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman will return to Dragonlance, the sprawling magical world they first wrote together over two decades ago. This marks the first time Weis and Hickman have collaborated on a project since the 2002 release of Dragons of a Vanished Moon, the final book in The New York Times best-selling War of Souls trilogy.

The Dark Chronicles trilogy will return to the period of the original Dragonlance Chronicles and will feature some of the more popular heroes and villains from that era. The first book in The Dark Chronicles is currently planned for release in summer 2006.

"The Dark Chronicles tells the tales that took place between the chapters of the original Dragonlance Chronicles," said Hickman. "It is intended to mesh smoothly with the established story millions have come to know and love."

Added Weis, "Many of the characters whom fans have come to know intimately over the last twenty years will again come to life in the new series. You can expect to see all the original Heroes of the Lanceÿÿespecially Flint, Tanis, Kitiara, Lord Soth, Tasslehoff, and, of course, the brothers Caramon and Raistlin Majere."

"We're very excited about Margaret and Tracy's newest collaboration. They're a dynamic writing team, and their energy and imagination has earned them a tremendously popular following, both collectively and independently. You don't have to be a Dragonlance fan to like their books, since they know how to deliver a great adventure story," said Peter Archer, Associate Publisher at Wizards of the Coast, Inc.

In addition to the new series, Margaret and Tracy will collaborate on a Dragonlance novella, which will feature several characters from their new trilogy. The novella will appear in Here Be Dragons, an oversize trade book scheduled to release in June 2006. That book will also include stories set in different fantasy-themed universes by New York Times best-selling novelist R.A. Salvatore, and by authors Keith Baker and Scott McGough.

About Weis and Hickman

Since their co-publication of The Dragonlance Chronicles in 1985, Weis and Hickman have jointly authored eleven Dragonlance books, four of which have appeared on The New York Times best-seller list. Both authors also publish independently while remaining committed to the Dragonlance world and fans of their collective efforts.

Margaret Weis's high profile career as one of fantasy's most prominent authors spans two decades. She has written numerous novels and short stories set in the fantasy world of Krynn. Most recently she has completed the third novel in the Dragonvarld trilogy for TOR, Master of Dragons. She is now working on the second novel in the Dark Disciple Trilogy, Iron and Amber, set to release in February 2006 from Wizards of the Coast, Inc.

Tracy Hickman, co-creator of the Dragonlance world, has been publishing fantasy novels for over twenty years. His first two solo novels, Requiem of Stars and The Immortals released in the spring of 1996 from Bantam press. Tracy and his wife Laura released Mystic Warrior (2004) and Mystic Quest (2005), their first joint novels in The Bronze Canticles, a trilogy from Warner Books. Their third novel in that series, Mystic Empire is expected in 2006.

About Wizards of the Coast

Since its founding two decades ago, Wizards of the Coast's Book Publishing division has produced hundreds of titles that have sold millions of copies in over 16 languages.

For more information about books by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, scheduled author appearances, or other novels published by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., please visit wizards.com/books.

Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. (NYSE:HAS), is a publisher of fantasy series fiction with numerous New York Times bestsellers. For more information, visit Wizards of the Coast's website at wizards.com.

Wizards of the Coast and Dragonlance are trademarks of Wizards of the Coast in the U.S.A. and other countries. Copyright 2005 Wizards.

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THE REST OF THE STORY

As those who follow the history of Dragonlance are aware, the original Chronicles series was drastically cut for editorial and production purposes when it was originally written. 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight' was originally to have ended where 'Dragons of Winter Night' began ÿÿ at the southern gates of the dwarven kingdom. Nearly half of the original story was, therefore, missing ... until now.

Rather than rewrite what, for many fans, has become a classic of fantasy literature, Margaret and I decided to produce a new trilogy ÿÿ the Dark Chronicles ÿÿ that told those parts of the original Chronicles that were lost 'between the pages' of that wonderful published work.

This is the announcement which I have been anxious to bring to you ÿÿ and you are probably hearing it here first though it was announced to the trade publications earlier. While we quickly came to agreement on this project some months ago, working out all the details took longer than any of us expected. I must admit that I have been holding off on releasing the newsletter in anticipation that the announcement would be made any day now ÿÿ which means that the newsletters have been held back for a few months. Now that the announcement can be made, we are all back on track. Both Margaret and I are delighted to be working together once more. Most exciting for Laura and I is the fact that the writing schedule for The Dark Chronicles will not impact either the writing or the release schedule for Laura and my 'Bronze Canticles' series.

For those of you who guessed that we were about to announce other projects such as a Dragonlance film or the final completion of the Starshield series, know that we are still pursuing those possibilities as well. For now, however, join with us in celebrating our return to the story we have so long loved and which we look forward now to sharing, at last, with all of you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

OMFG. This thread is....childhood, basically.

but there were two separate sex scenes in the second book and you're conflating them. (The first one in the forest involved a regular ol' elf and an 'elf' who was really a silver dragon, the second Tanis and Kitiara

The second one was outrageous (at the time): One boot, two boot!! (or whatever the "game" was) I re-read that shit so many times. Boner city.

giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

You blessed nerd. (As were we all.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I must read these books again.....as soon as I'm done with Mr Norrell and Jonathan Strange.

giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess that last cable bill was higher than Tracy was expecting!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

this is good news, ned. it will be nice to read that bit they cut out. but i don't know how they can develop a coherent narrative that'll last a trilogy out of what's left out of chronicles. i can think of other significant chunks that just got left out, or maybe told as poems, like when they fight the arctic dragon (or do they just find it frozen in a glacier . . . jeez, it's been long) and get a dragonlance from him. i guess there's all the battles too toward the end when they're focusing instead on tanis in the dark queen's temple. maybe the green man will get played up, too, wandering town to town.

steve hise, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I was so in love with Raistlin. These books were tres cool. Even after reading them 10+ times each. My favourite one had a dark blue cover.

miele kitty (miele), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

everyone has wood for Raistlin, i don't get it.

i was always a Tasslehoff disciple. had so much love for the be-topknotted one.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

That's *almost* like saying, "Oh, Jar Jar's the best character in all six Star Wars movies."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

that hurts SO MUCH.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha. I had a friend as a kid who was kender-obsessed. He made a walking stick with a sling on it and everything.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

so did i... i wanted blue leggings too, but i knew that my brother would call me a nancy.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you use it as an excuse to shoplift?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

i wasn't brave enough, but i did pick up anything slightly interesting i found in the street for a good 6 month period.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Amazing! :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i want an apology for that Jar Jar comment. it's way off the mark.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Hehehehe. I apologize but jeez louise, you didn't get tired of him going, "What's this do? I didn't mean it! Do you mind if I pull this?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

obviously not. he was like Kender Idol to me.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Now I'm imagining Simon giving him a beatdown. AND I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I apologize but jeez louise, you didn't get tired of him going, "What's this do? I didn't mean it! Do you mind if I pull this?"

Ew Ned, NO KENDER PORN.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

To heck with you! YOU'RE the one who came up with Taz Takes a Tentacle upthread!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

And I was immediately sorry! WHERE IS YOUR REMORSE???

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

...are you sure you want to know? Or don't you already?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
I have just bought 'The Second Generation', which I have been guiltily eyeing up in Forbidden Planet for months, for my winter comfort reading. I am 28. Am I in for major disappointment and crushing of my tender 14-year-old memories of the original six books?

Mog, Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh. I wonder if there are any amusing reviews about this on Amazon...

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

It gets four and a half stars on Amazon. As reviewed by a few barely literate teenagers.

Mog, Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

any quotes that REALLY stand out?

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

DRAGONLANCE

giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i still stand by Tas.
you fucking savages.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:49 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Another year, more dragons.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I just remembered that one of my good friends growing up had a cat named Tika.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

where is the love for Taladas?

Matt B. (Matt B.), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Où sont les neiges d'antan?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Err, sorry for killing the thread. I want ALL DRAGONLANCE ALL THE TIME!

LONG LIVE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
TENTACLES

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Wikipedia has a lot of great (?) Dragonlance articles; the plot summaries are artworks in themselves.

Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I do love this thread.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

As spotted in a parking lot today:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1191/573370484_0c29fc93d9.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Whatever happened to the Dragonlance movie? Wasn't is supposed to come out by now?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Sometime soon, I gather.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.dragonlance-movie.com/media/DoAT_trailer_v1.mov

remy bean, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Jesus, the CGI stuff looks terrible...why couldn't they have just done the whole thing in traditional animation style?

Also wtf @ Lucy Lawless and Michael Rosenbaum getting shouted out but not KIEFER!?

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

As a classic D&D nerd, I read "Autumn Twilight" right when it came out. I waited interminable months for the sequel. Haven't really gone back, but I do have intensely fond memories of the first six. Felt ripped off by everything after that.

I saw Weiss & Hickman speak at GenCon '88. They swore they would never write another DL book. I guess the joke is on me and they're laughing all the way to the bank.

I'm kinda scared to go back because the authors are religious and we all know what happened when we tried to reread the Narnia stuff...

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 06:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Gah, the animation looks cheap. The CG stuff just looks like game cutscenes, but not horribly offensive.

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:27 (sixteen years ago) link

It doesn't matter how bad it looks. We will all rent it, shut the curtains, and watch it anyway.

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm kinda scared to go back because the authors are religious and we all know what happened when we tried to reread the Narnia stuff...

Well, there's a lot of 'the gods didn't leave man, man left the gods' hoohah, but the first Legends book (when they went back in time to Istar) actually does a pretty good (in years-ago-memory) job of portraying a nominally righteous religious society led by love and light in fact being little more than a cover for rapacious cruelty and ensuring its hold on power above all else. A standard trope but it's more than you would find in C. S. Lewis, or at least his fiction.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

That's reassuring!

So it's actually an allegory for Lord of the Rings and not the bible?

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ totally gully dwarf, man, 8080

nabisco, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"two, not more than two"

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Further proof that Ta-Nehisi Coates knows what it's all about. Check the first entry.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

What a great thread. I re-read Chronicles last year for the first time since around '88, and man do they stink. Didn't taint the memories exactly, but I do wonder why I read them over and over again from ages 12-15. Of course, I was also reading the Gor books, which make Dragonlance look like Pulitzer Prize winning material.

Larry Elmore may be known for these covers, but Snarfquest was his finest achievement. Which is no achievement at all.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i described the old videogame adaptation of the first book as 'frustratingly arbitrary' on twitter the other day; then this account (@the_arbitrator) automatically retweeted it as 'frustratingly definite'. i was confused.

thomp, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I had that game - "Heroes of the Lance" - for my Tandy 2000. It looked like the screen shot here. I think I might have beat it once or twice - arbitrary and hard as hell, like many games from those days. Played the hell out of it - only had that and the Nine Princes In Amber game, which was also rather difficult.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1211426248-00.png

it was a bit better looking on the master system:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HqTC1nIImxs/0.jpg

thomp, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

because

Revive the thread Remy. You know you want to.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 4:26 PM (24 minutes ago)

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i did want to

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't there supposed to be an animated film or something?

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHrOfJ8_D0o

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh dear.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

The comic adaptation was quite good.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 14 October 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

God, Dragonlance. I was obsessed when I was about 10, before moving on to longer (not sure about better) fantasy. I still have at least the core six books somewhere though I dread revisiting them.

seandalai, Thursday, 14 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...
three years pass...

Unleash the arguments

http://io9.com/why-dragonlance-should-be-the-next-fantasy-film-franchi-1520791414

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

that is a long book report

adam, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

I loved these books so much. I think the last one I read was Dragons of Summer Flame, before progressing to more mature reading material (Death Gate).

jmm, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

where are all the people clamoring for an in-depth exploration of krynn's minotaur culture? and why?

ian, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

He wrote Kaz the Minotaur also, so his credentials are definitely unassailable.

jmm, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

the wikipedia page on raistlin majere describes him as possessing "relative depth"

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

From a few weeks back but it's a good read

http://www.avclub.com/article/first-dragonlance-novels-gave-dungeons-dragons-new-205614

And basically hits the nail on the head re: Raistlin.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

joe abercrombie* : weis/hickman :: arch deluxe : big mac

(or grrm or scott lynch or patrick fuckin rothfuss)
(adding swearing and embarrassing fedora sex to your rollicking childrens adventure story takes away a lot more than it adds imo)

adam, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

(in re: My reading preferences now lean more toward George R.R. Martin’s A Song Of Ice And Fire series—the source of the aforementioned Game Of Thrones—as well as other contemporary fantasists like Joe Abercrombie, Patrick Rothfuss, and Scott Lynch.)

adam, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Yeah the guy's current path is more than a little "Uh...you COULD expand a bit."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 August 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link

i thought it was interesting how much he harped on the unoriginality of krynn as a setting as i find krynn to be much more amorphous and suggestively drawn than say the lazy 1-to-1 mapping of the forgotten realms or something (tho i did prefer FR to dragonlance once upon a time tbh as i came of age during the drizzt do urden era)

adam, Friday, 1 August 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

Bump

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link

Cataclysm time?

jmm, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

Of a sort

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

I named my tabby cat Tika.

g-kit, Saturday, 22 July 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm playing my first ever d&d game this weekend and bought Autumn Twilight for prep, to get et into the spirit.

I'm pretty sure I read one of these as a kid but god knows which one, there were 1000s by the time I got there. I wouldn't call it great so far, but it's super fun and readable. I lasted longer with this than Glen Cook, say.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

shout-out to Dragonlance for predicting the entire 2000s nerd-jock dichotomy with Raistlin and Caramon including the nerd's slow descent into bitterness and evil

— sads mikkelsen (@corgzone) January 31, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2019 05:04 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Figured we'd end up here:

Fantasy writers Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman (of Dragonlance fame) have sued D&D publisher Wizards of the Coast. Complicated allegations, but the gist is they were writing a new Dragonlance trilogy and WoTC said it would not approve further drafts, "no reason was provided."

— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) October 19, 2020

Weis and Hickman's complaint references rewrites following controversies around WoTC re: cultural insensitivity/bias in content and corporate culture. If anyone has more information, my DMS are open. https://t.co/jIeK7Yk4sH

— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) October 19, 2020

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

I expect that once the details of this come to light, there will be plenty of facepalms for everyone

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Although as the person who posted Taz Takes A Tentacle upthread, I am no position to judge the poor choices of others

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

We're all in this together.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

I don’t really understand the background here – fuckery at WOTC aside, why did the problems with one product (magic the gathering) result in the cancellation of another?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 19 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

as I said, I expect facepalms all around

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Annnnnd all is resolved

https://io9.gizmodo.com/that-new-dragonlance-trilogy-from-the-series-classic-au-1846125826

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 January 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

Although as the person who posted Taz Takes A Tentacle upthread, I am no position to judge the poor choices of others

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, October 19, 2020 11:25 AM (three months ago)

dying

rob, Monday, 25 January 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

A legend that lives on.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 January 2021 23:46 (three years ago) link

give me Otik's spicy potatoes STAT

ian, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Rob Bricken's (very great) column on old D&D novels, which has mostly been looking at Forgotten Realms stuff and a few side notes too, has, after dispatching one of the first spinoff novels, gotten around to starting the original trilogy:

https://gizmodo.com/dungeons-dragons-novels-revisiting-dragons-of-autu-1847446582

Unsurprisingly he says it's the best of the books he's read so far, which, yes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link

Everything about the Raistlin bullying is OTM

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

Really is!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

i'm sure i've mentioned this before, but just to reiterate, I once read a Margaret Weis series that was, if anything, a *more* fascist take on Star Wars

also the protagonist was named Dion Starfire

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 August 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Bricken gets around to book two of the original trilogy

https://gizmodo.com/dungeons-dragons-novels-revisiting-dragons-of-wint-1847942044

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link


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