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- Conspiracy theories and wooly, uncritical thinking in general.

- Essentialism

- The level of political discourse amoung too many people i know, i.e. having to argue with people whose opinions are based on non-existent facts and PURE FUCKING IGNORANCE.

- Childishness in general.

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate puppy dogs, sunflowers and rainbows.

Huck, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah fuck em

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate hate. And I especially hate haters.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

The more interesting question (to me) is what don't I hate. Tuomas, you'd positively hate me.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.comcast.net/~kurttaber/hatorade.gif

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

My pathetic multi-tasking ability
Queues
When lots of people disagree with me
My ambition/motivation imbalance
US/UK administrations
OTHER PASSENGERS
My home computer
Jaded/cynical/overeducated music and movie bores
People who play up to stereotypes
Just missing the bus/train

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

My lack of memory
My lack of motivation

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

(OK, I'm going to practice my new anger management skills here)

I hate lots of things, I get frustrated really easily. But I'd just rather not dwell on them, and think about something relaxing instead.

((How was that. Was that OK, or was that totally lame and twee and stuff?))

Ma$onic Boom (kate), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

topes
lengors that spray drop-hap
borlods
festuces

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

amazing randy

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

- People who recline their seat backs flagrantly without first asking consent from their fellow passenger sitting behind them.
- People who talk in movie theatres during the movie.
- People oblivious to umbrella etiqutte.
- "Charity muggers"/clipboard-weilding solicitors
- People who charge onto the subway without first letting people off.
- People attempting to replicate a British accent when they're piss-poor at it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh... Alex, People who charge onto the subway without first letting people off. is pretty much my biggest peeve in the world. On occasion I've used my arm to block people from entering before all the riders have exited.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll second all of Alex's (though the last one inspire pity rather than hate from me, really)

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, I share a frighteningly large number of the same hates. In fact, the only one that doesn't bother me is the last one, gouvernor.

"Charity muggers"/clipboard-weilding solicitors

I've gotten really hostile to aggressive activists, as well, which I sometimes feel guilty about (since I usually agree with their causes). But why do there need to be eight Greenpeace kids all on different corners of the same intersection, two or three of them coming at me in a row (after I've already been hit up for change several times)? No I can't spare a minute for the environment. Fuck the environment, I have a lot to get done.

Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And the umbrella thing is a genuine hazard. I also hate people who wear huge back-packs and completely forget that their body now sticks out over a foot more than it normally does.

Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I've gotten really hostile to aggressive activists, as well, which I sometimes feel guilty about (since I usually agree with their causes). But why do there need to be eight Greenpeace kids all on different corners of the same intersection, two or three of them coming at me in a row (after I've already been hit up for change several times)? No I can't spare a minute for the environment. Fuck the environment, I have a lot to get done.

Do what I did and become really unhealthy and scary looking. Now all I get is flyers for tattoo parlours.

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I was originally going to post something flippant, but the clipboard soliciting really does need to stop.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex in NYC otm

my hate is passive tho generally, if that's possible. right now i hate nothing more than i hate Macromedia Dreamweaver (except maybe raw hand-coding).

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

people who run in the office. you're at work, there is no reason to get anywhere in a hurry unless you work in a hospital. they're only running so other people look at them and think, "hey now, THERE'S a little trooper who is on the ball!" fuck you!

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Hippies that infest campus radio, 'the homeless' and brokers.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really hate anything, but I really dislike circumcision right now.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

attorneys and my laptop with a fervor that would frighten the Prince o' Darkness himself.

Will (will), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Mr. Noodles, what do you mean bý "the homeless"?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

cheese, it makes me sick. some other stuff too probly.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaded/cynical/overeducated music and movie bores

Can i just say that I prefer this type to people who just discovered four or five bands that were never in the top 40 or 4/5 films made for less than a million dollars from reading NME/Empire and suddenly think they're a fucking expert.

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Hippies.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

People who believe that all conspiracy theories are examples of wooly, uncritical thinking.

Blowhard bullies.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Christian fundamentalism/evangelicalism (a boring choice but eternally irritating)

Extreme rationalistic/atheistic fundamentalism masquerading as 'skepticism', 'critical thinking', etc.

(Basically extreme philisophical and religious positions about things that are unknowable irritate the piss out of me.)

Having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Conservative politics.

'Tough love'

Sports (especially football)

The Protestant Work Ethic

Business and money-related things in general

Phones

Bugs

Acne (specifically, my acne)

The subculture surrounding Marijuana (the drug itself I'm indifferent to), especially those who can talk about nothing else.

The idea that not doing drugs makes you 'boring'.

Cars.

Fanboys.

Cliquishness.

Animal Rights extremists

Racism,homophobia, etc.

Commercials, ads, and advertising.

Advertising before movies.

Pop-up ads.

Puritanism/prudishness (though it's excusable with some people, usually relatives).

False modesty (to be more precise, false modesty in instances where it's not just being polite and civil but turns into passive- aggressiveness).

Cat-hating. (I can understand not liking cats, but going out of your way to actively hate them is silly).

People who brag about not watching TV.

People who whine about whining. Especially pertaining to musical artists/bands. (Sorry, but someone's song lyrics are going to end up address unhappiness in one way or another, it's useless to get upset about it).

My fucking piece of shit CD and DVD players.

People who think they're above everyone else because they just discovered jazz.

Vinyl fetishists who still claim that CD's are the modern 8-Track tape. (Actually in some ways this is more endearing than hate-inspiring, though it still can be irritating.)

Extreme ludditism/anti-technology thinking, the cult of 'realness', 'authenticity', etc. (rockism essentially).

'Political Incorrectness'.

Dennis Miller's gradual rightward shift.

Constipation and other digestion problems.

Bloody noses.

Myself (sometimes).


latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"People who believe that all conspiracy theories are examples of wooly, uncritical thinking.
Blowhard bullies. "

OTM.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

asthmatics

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

those kind of see-through wraparound no frame sunglasses that Californian type women wear

Californian type women

hangovers

feeling shame

euphemisms, unless they're funny

cockroaches

fights with people i love

mouth ulcers

cellphone ads that talk about "free minutes" "anytime minutes" etc

licorice

drug sentencing laws

cats

airports

traditional chinese music

people that take wealth, education, middle-classness for granted


paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i also hate men who play acoustic guitar.

oh!! and the narrator on big brother.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

yay, Mandee hates me! Im sorry I only own an acoustic guitar and a mandolin. ;(

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

well if you play the mandolin too that's okay.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

not really i just kind of look at it right now.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

- people who ride the shoulder during stop-and-go traffic (if I'm next to a shoulder and I see someone doing this, I'll ease on over and block 'em)

- line-in-the-sand critical thinking/critical blanket statements/attempts to turn Big mediocrities into Rich-ly praised artistes!/dismissal of music or film or any art without bothering to understand it

- cowardice, at least when it comes to people who are unwilling to say something to your face or be honest with you

- sunny optimism or "everything is just wonderful!" attitude that is usually just masking a "don't bother me with bad stuff that happens in the world, all is okay with me, that's all that matters" attitude

- the entire concept and execution of jobs and modern employment

- strangely I don't hate anyone on ILX

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

oh I also hate the guy who lives in my apartment building who tinkers with his ugly black truck 24 hours a day.. 24 HOURS... he's tinkering at 3 am and he's tinkering at 8 am when I leave for work. I seriously think he's trying to build a time machine.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe he's only been tinkering for five minutes, but leapt forward in time from 3am to 5am, hence your confusion?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

8am rather

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Paul Gambaccini talking tripe on radio NOW
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/events/greatdebate2004/panelists.shtml

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Paul Gambaccini: take him back America !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't phantom that, Gear.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I've built a time machine you know.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

by the way, that one guy you meet tonight? Don't give him your number when he asks for it, he's a bit of a tool.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you talking to me?

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, now hurry and respond before this temporary rip in the fabric of time is closed.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I will not give my number to this alleged tool.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate the word "closure". I hate the concept, and i hate that everyone now believes that they can get "closure", and if they don't get it they will talk about their lack of "closure" . Fuck closure! it's called grief, anger, rage, biterness, dissapointment, etc. it's not going away. Embrace it.
i also hate dirty litter boxes - but i love the furry poopers.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

When people toss off not-exactly-mainstream theories about things that happen to be well researched and backed-by-facts by simply invoking the phrase "conspiracy theory".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, what Colin said up there.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Also:

*people who don't read the thread before they post (such as moi)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

*anti-keytarism

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

*rogue asterisks

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't mean Chomsky or whatever yer getting at, I mean Illuminati-controlling-everythign-and-in-turn-being-controlled-by-aliens type shit. I have to put with people who believe that stuff.

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

what about NWO people who think that a shadowy cabal controls the Federal Reserve?

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

What irritates me is people trying to mystify things that have more tangible, parsimonious explanations because the mystical cabalistic stuff is easier on their conscience.

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

work collegues who intimidate their underlings

my very disrespectful neighbors and their broken windows and shouting at 5 am and the fact that they let their dogs run loose all over the street while they stand and watch because they're too lazy to go get them and the dogs run at my other neighbor's little girl. k thnx I'm done now

the return of the frat boys

my indecision

the death toll in Iraq


jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

More things I hate....

- Von Dutch gear and the people that wear it.
- The advertisement campaign for DiTech.Com
- Telemarketers
- Zealouos Republicans
- Religious Fundamentalists
- People who say "take it serious" instead of "seriously".
- Joe Scarborough's "Scarborough Country" on MSNBC
- The following words: "hero", "patriot" and "genius".
- The inexplicable need to reduce everything to a soundbye (i.e. September 11th 2001 now being universally referred to as "Nine Eleven!")

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

soundbyTe

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

- the Geico "Kung Fu Fighting" commercial

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

- the Geico "Kung Fu Fighting" commercial

Oh so FUCKING OTM!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

goddamn Coors commercials in which harmless tunes are remade as frat boys nu-metal chants ("My Favorite Things", "Take Me Out To the Ballgame", etc)

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex in NYC - i can't tell you how much i hate DiTech comercials. Jesus they suck. I watch about 1 hour of tv a day and yet i only seem to see those commercials over and over and over.

Aside from that i hate my iMac

anthony, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate the advent of the cellphone.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

cellphones seconded, also 1-800-East-West, pennies, bullies, liver, stephen spielberg post-ET, and the limited distribution of Moxie soda.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Partisan bickering aired on twenty-four hour "news" networks.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate not having access to high quality health care, probably because i stabbed myself with a pair of scissors yesterday (by accident) while embarking on a home improvement project. That said - i hate stitches in my hand, and tetanus shots that make me feel like I got walloped by a baseball bat. But what I REALLY hate is that i was not given an RX for good pain pills! it is just completely unfair. Give me Vicodin - now!

aimurchie, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

vomiting
practising shorthand
the 5th track on the red house painters' self-titled album

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

- Allergies.
- Mosquitoes
- People who don't scoop their dog's poop.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Ten bucks says this thread hits 500,000 posts before christmas.

That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

With Alex offering 100,000+

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Von Dutch gear and the people that wear it.

a/k/a "von douchebags"

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex is a bile machine, but a cuddly bile machine.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

my student loan payments

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

alex rools

(add "naderites" to the list)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

More...

- "ironic" heavy metal kitsch
- Urban Outfitters selling Ramones & CBGB t-shirts
- Ashlee Simpson
- The fact that in order to see the bombing of the Kurtz Compound that aired during the original closing credits of "Apocalypse Now" but also the entire "Redux" footage, you have to buy BOTH the pre-"Redux" DVD and the "Redux" DVD.
- People who think "Friends" and "Seinfeld" are the last words in comedy.
- Pushy Vegans
- Sun-Dried Tomatoes
- K-Mart
- L'Occitane
- The fact that Kiss won't stop spraying dung all over their once respectable legacy.
- Martin Lawrence
- People who waste time strenuously avoiding carbs.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, the last part of Alex's post reminds me: THE ATKINS DIET.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

a month ago, there was a charity mugger w/ a mullet in front of my office building.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The fact that Kiss won't stop spraying dung all over their once respectable legacy.

the hell?

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:38 (nineteen years ago) link

- the smell of olives

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

the smell of poo

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate freedom

forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Thursday, 22 July 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

the smell of my flatmate
james coleman from flashbacks
backhanded compliments
hoobastank
anton allan

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 22 July 2004 09:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Mortgage brokers,
mortgage suppliers
buying a house

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 July 2004 09:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate the fact that I have become a somnabulist


Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 22 July 2004 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

work

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:49 (nineteen years ago) link

my penchant for organising teh fun

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:53 (nineteen years ago) link

the fact that i don't do any work at work.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Poor spelling

ILXing

Not ILXing

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

having stuff to do today with a horrible hangover and lack of sleep.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:56 (nineteen years ago) link

adam sandler movies
a person i know who thinks that all adam sandler movies are worthy of academy awards

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link

people who pronounce vase (vayse) as (vahse).

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:04 (nineteen years ago) link

er, that's like *all English people*

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:09 (nineteen years ago) link

duly amended. Americans who pronounce vase (vayse) as (vahse) and tomato (toe-may-to) as (toh-mah-to).

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeremy are you amererican?

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:15 (nineteen years ago) link

also people who use the made-up word irregardless in daily conversation instead of 'irrespective / regardless', and people who use penultimate in conversation to mean 'totally tips'

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

The fact that Kiss won't stop spraying dung all over their once respectable legacy.
the hell?

-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 22nd, 2004.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Yesh. But I was born in Bogota, Colombia and lived in Norwich, England. So I'm only American by current location.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Right at this moment, I hate sh|man0's stupid P.O.S. bicycling gear, their infuriating habit of dropping support for their older gear, whilst bringing out new gear that is incompatible in some way, but most of all their fucking idiotic "megarange" gear with the rear changer spring that is sprung back to front IN THE NAME OF FUKC WHY?) that fucks up so easily, and cannot be fixed, even if you waste 2 hrs of you life trying, even if you know it won't work.

Also audi "tt"s.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I must have nodded off when Kiss had a 'respectable legacy'.

Re conspiracy theories: Put me in the 'anti' camp, especially CT's which posit the narrator as the object of the conspiracy.

I am also nearly bored enough by 'Look at me I'm a hero' anti-PC behavior to actively hate it.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate people who run their businesses using a mobile phone and no other form of contact and then go on holidays and don't bother leaving a vacation message on their phone. Grrr.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 22 July 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

(classic other side of the coin to this = when someone who is on a busy mail list you're on goes on holiday, leaving their mail app to automatically reply to all emails received with s.th. like "hi! I'm on holiday right now, I'll read your email on the first of august" so that every other email received from that list is another copy of that!)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Pashima: the worst is when those emails go to the "Reply-To:" address on the list so EVERYONE gets them.

The mail autoreply system I wrote replys only once every two weeks to each person and will only reply to emails addressed to your email address(es).

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I meant! He wound up getting booted off the list 'till the end of his holiday.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i fucking hate the way yogurt spurts at me every time i peel the lid off.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

currently it's a tossup between people who don't write any documentation and then wonder why you don't know how to use things and documentation that's just plain wrong (mysql reference manual for the exact version i'm using (3.23.58) and supplied along with the executables is a case in point. GRANT REPLICATION SLAVE my arse!)

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

When people toss off not-exactly-mainstream theories about things that happen to be well researched and backed-by-facts by simply invoking the phrase "conspiracy theory".

Turn to page 95 please. Facts alone do not a logical, coherent argument make. 'Well-researched' for me = try find something that contradicts your theory before looking for something that supports it.

fcussen (Burger), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

pg 95 of this:

fcussen (Burger), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

shit, supposed to be a picture of Popper's "Open Society, vol. 2" contains a pretty succinct summation of why conspriacy theories are to be dismissed

fcussen (Burger), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

People who X post when the person before them has said exactly the same thing, and they know the person has said it, but they have to say it too.
Guilt.
Cigarettes (because they taste so good)
Low Fat Milk
That Nestle makes milo because i like milo but i don't like nestle.
that chuck taylors is owned by nike.
Diet Soft Drinks
The Flute
The Recorder
Mark Holden
Emoticons
Exclamation Marks
Receiving Telemarketing Calls ( I can't believe no-one's said that yet)

Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I must have nodded off when Kiss had a 'respectable legacy'.

Listen, monkeydickwads, as silly as they may irrefutably be, once upon a time, Kiss had cred. If only they'd knocked it on the head before the non-makeup years. I was all for the reunion tour and even the farewell tour, but Gene's avarice swelled up like a priapic dirigible and the next thing ya know, you have them releasing albums with symphony orchestras and doing Pepsi commercials. WHY CAN'T THEY BOW OUT GRACEFULLY?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

people who xpost when the person before them has said precisely the same thing, and they know the person has said it yet they still have to say it again.

oh fuck xpost

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHA!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I have weird time issues, so most of the things/people that I hate revolve around people who are late, and things and people that make me late. A specific one I thought of yesterday is people who don't understand the stand on the right/walk on the left rule for escalators, and people who don't understand that this rule translates to staircases too, i.e., if you're carrying something big and heavy or wearing high heels or doing something that makes you walk slower than normal, walk up or down the right side of the staircase and let those of us who just want to get home get past you. YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC WITH YOUR HIGH-HEELED NONSENSE.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

(Nick A, where do you live?)

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I really really fucking hate the way at work, as kids or even adults pass through the shop, they think it's oh so hilarious to do a mock scratch on one of the decks, always with their hand against their ear in a "dj pose".

it's incredibly annoying and not funny even after the millionth time.

Furthermore I really hate when kids/tourists/adults fuck around and want to play records on the decks just for a laugh with no intention of buying anything. I don't want to be mr cranky record shop guy but for fuck's sake just leave the things alone!

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Lucky that they aren't seeing it for the millionth time then, Ronan.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

(I live in Chicago, Mr. Jonny Jon Jon Jons-a-lot)

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

(I live in Chicago, Mr. Jonny Jon Jon Jons-a-lot)

People seem to be better about this in major metro areas, esp Europe.

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

- Stupid Hip Hop lingo
- wallet-chains
- Ugg boots
- people who wear their polo shirts with the collar up (they should be shot on sight).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha ronan, you should get a bell on your door, and see how long it is before people saying "seconds out!" when it rings makes steam come out of your ears.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I said "even" Mark.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

People seem to be better about this in major metro areas, esp Europe.

You would think so, but nope.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Furthermore I really hate when kids/tourists/adults fuck around and want to play records on the decks just for a laugh with no intention of buying anything. I don't want to be mr cranky record shop guy but for fuck's sake just leave the things alone!

Oh, don't get me started. I really hate it when people look for discounts on stuff that's already pretty cheap in a FUCKING CHARITY SHOP! I mean, okay, I know that me and the volunteers make mistakes sometimes and price things too high, but I'm not talking about that. If someone comes into my shop and tells me that they've seen a book priced at €5 in my shop which is in the Hodges Figgis sale brand new for the same price, that's one thing. But to buy two books that are €6 each and then say 'can you do the two for a tenner?' It just pisses me off. No. I can't. That €2 makes a difference.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Please add solicitors to the list!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

It really, really annoys me when people don't snip through the tailor tacks before wearing their recently purchased garment. Pleats in skirts are meant to swing when you walk! Vents are meant to flap! And worst of all, why are you leaving on the sleeve of your jacket the label that says VERSACE or PIERRE CARDIN or just plain PURE NEW WOOL? IT IS NOT MEANT TO STAY THERE AFTER YOU HAVE MADE YOUR PURCHASE!

Also:
Being called by work when I am on holiday (by somebody in the department I left 6 months ago at that)
Jim Davidson
The smell of Lush

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/crculver/music/lush.jpg
What do they smell like Madchen?

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people i must not make jokes about dead people

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just about to say that one of them in particular won't be smelling too sweet by now. I am bad.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

you are both *very* bad people

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

- People opening packages and eating stuff in supermarkets before they've paid for it.
- People who cut the line.
- People who whistle while walking down the street (seriously, cut that shit out!)
- The smell of clove cigarettes
- Needless air conditioning
- The expression "dude".
- The fact that women can blame moodiness/irritability/unreasonableness on hormoanal issues and/or the time of the month.
- "best of"/greatest hits compilations that tack on unreleased material so as to sucker in completists.
- The fact that tipping here in the US is not merit-based but rather an unspoken obligation.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

- People who whistle while walking down the street (seriously, cut that shit out!)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/96/44/2674469/853487745531l.jpg

Do you know this man?

gwilx (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You bad, bad girls! He'd have made the same joke about someone else, in happier times, believe me.

About 10 years ago I turned an about-to-be-obsolete diary into an address book where friends were filed according to their birthday and most wrote their entries themselves. A few years ago I picked it up and had a very low moment when I found Chris' entry.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

- That wanky melismatic R&B singing style as practiced by Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera and pretty much all boy bands.....(and recently that recently-deposed blonde on "Outback Jack")....it should be punishable by swift and merciless death, especially if its accompanied by needless gesticulation.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate everything alex in nyc hates. i hate pretty much everything, especially (right now):

people really obsessed with tv shows

people on low-carb diets that won't try like, moving

cell phones

my job, all jobs for that matter

caitlin hell (caitxa), Friday, 23 July 2004 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess i don't need to type [br]. oops!

caitlin hell (caitxa), Friday, 23 July 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

When people toss off not-exactly-mainstream theories about things that happen to be well researched and backed-by-facts by simply invoking the phrase "conspiracy theory".

Turn to page 95 please. Facts alone do not a logical, coherent argument make. 'Well-researched' for me = try find something that contradicts your theory before looking for something that supports it.

-- fcussen (fcussen33...), July 22nd, 2004.

Why are you so concerned about debunking conspiracy theories? You're obviously just a puppet of the Jew-banker-Illuminati-Lizardmen Cabal!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 July 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Well that was a good example of what I meant by "wooly thinking", accepting any theory that makes use of facts, regardless of how wacky the logic that links those facts is.

I hate them because they are defeatist and dangerous. Giving you all the reasons why the world is so shitty but no obligation to try make things better, basically a substitute for religion.

fcussen (Burger), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

People whose habitual expressions involve their mouth being open. Flycatching. It makes them look like cattle and disturbs me.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate being sick at work. :-(

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw Pink, you OK? In fact, work toilets (esp. for being sick in) are pretty hatable. Ewww seat spray.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I was lucky, there was still bleach down the loo from the cleaners!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate reading this thread and realizing that people hate things that I do or think.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed. It always happens with this type of thread!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm with Pink and Mel. But really, you know, it's *their* problem.

Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

(i.e. the Hataz' problem, not ours.)

Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone will invariably get pissed off with something you've done, but I figure we all got those annoying little quirks!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed. At some points in yr life you have to decide if personality traits that annoy other people are gratuitous and, if so, whether you care enough about the people they annoy to attemmpt to change yourself.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

nah screw that! ;-)

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Well that was a good example of what I meant by "wooly thinking", accepting any theory that makes use of facts, regardless of how wacky the logic that links those facts is.
I hate them because they are defeatist and dangerous. Giving you all the reasons why the world is so shitty but no obligation to try make things better, basically a substitute for religion.

-- fcussen (fcussen33...), July 23rd, 2004.

i was joking...

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate the fact that since the lady I work with has left on maternity leave (I was s'posed to take over from her) I am now doing less of her job than before!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I read it as:
< serious part >Why are you so concerned about debunking conspiracy theories? < /serious part > < not serious part >You're obviously just a puppet of the Jew-banker-Illuminati-Lizardmen Cabal! < /nsp >

fcussen (Burger), Friday, 23 July 2004 09:02 (nineteen years ago) link

white rastas. people who use the term rasta to describe all jamaicans. dreadlocked jamaicans who call themselves rastas but have no idea who mussolini was.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Patriotism

Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 23 July 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't understand this one:

"People who whistle while walking down the street (seriously, cut that shit out!)"

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 July 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I read it as:
< serious part >Why are you so concerned about debunking conspiracy theories? < /serious part > < not serious part >You're obviously just a puppet of the Jew-banker-Illuminati-Lizardmen Cabal! < /nsp >
-- fcussen (fcussen33...), July 23rd, 2004

fair enough. i was just using it as an excuse to do the illuminati-lizardmen joke, that david icke lizardmen-control-the-world shit cracks me up.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 July 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

er...I don't really hate much at all, although many of the things alex mentioned do annoy me. here are some things that provoke in me a visceral reaction all out of proportion with how bothersome they actually should be:

- Law & Order and similar TV shows (on moral and aesthetic grounds)
- The Anti-Defamation League
- waiting for promised phone calls
- the cult of Howard Zinn
- sycophants in general (not mine obv.)
- when people are paid an honorarium to give a talk and simply extemporize in an unmemorable manner
- people telling me to "relax" (even if they are right)
- listening to priests, ministers, or rabbis speak at funerals
- jocular criticism
- myself when I oversleep weekday mornings
- the idea of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the reality doesn't bother me as much)
- musical transitions on NPR (especially on "This American Life," where they threaten to spoil perfectly involving segments)
- Seinfeld (not so sure anymore about this one, it's been years since I subjected myself to it)
- Jessica Lange's acting
- critical writing that spends an inordinate number of words discussing how such-and-such a work of art is "underrated" or "misunderstood" (etc.) rather than just telling us how we might understand it (this bothers me all the more because it happens so often in writing i otherwise like)
- the staff of the Coolidge Corner theater ca. 2000-2001
- "i hated high school"
- nonsensical (or seemingly nonsensical) pricing policies at record, video, or book-stores
- the "gotta hear some fun-ky dixieland" breakdown in that Doobie Brothers song
- fun (obv)

amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 July 2004 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

appending "baby" to things one says, i.e. "it's the weekend, baby!" DIE.

caitlin hell (caitxa), Saturday, 24 July 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Law & Order and similar TV shows (on moral and aesthetic grounds)

*sniff*

caitlin, how about "dude"?

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 24 July 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Academia, hairdressers who don't listen, the movie Bottle Rocket, most television pundits, and Juicy Couture.

daria g (daria g), Saturday, 24 July 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it possible to have seen every episode of Law and Order? 'Cause I would hate it if that happened.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 24 July 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

yes Kenan, it is. I can't think of the last time I saw a rerun that I hadn't already seen. This makes me very sad. I might have to switch to MASH.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 24 July 2004 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate people who hate the lizard-men. How can one hate the lizard-men?

Evanston Wade (EWW), Saturday, 24 July 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

yay sam is here! caitlin, how about "dude"?

or "bitchez"?

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 July 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, "dude". also bro/brah. ughhhh!

caitlin hell (caitxa), Saturday, 24 July 2004 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i really hate it when i'm sitting next to a family in a restaurant and i hear the mother telling one of her kids to hurry up and finish eating. it's even worse if she says something like "see how fast your sister is eating?" i can't quite explain why, but this just nauseates me. it happened to me tonight and it almost ruined my meal (oh yeah, another thing i obv hate - people who talk really loud in restaurants).

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Meryl I'm a sensitive middle-class slut Streep

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 24 July 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i hear the mother telling one of her kids to hurry up and finish eating

Does this happen a lot?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 July 2004 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate:-

*parents who swear in front of their kids
*the woman round our way who feeds the seagulls right outside my house so that they all swarm round and then crap all over the cars
*people who think that all football fans are stupid/somehow less worthwhile that other people
*people who talk a lot but have nothing to say
*people who don't know simple things on quiz shows (I get quite irrationally upset by the lack of people's general knowledge when watching the Weakest Link)
*people who judge people on their taste in music
*myself when I'm drunk

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 24 July 2004 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

A few years ago I picked it up and had a very low moment when I found Chris' entry.

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

People who find a way of accusing everybody else of being racist in some way

David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:34 (nineteen years ago) link

*parents who swear in front of their kids

Aw, I don't do it a lot, but I've done it (and you should hear his mom!), but is this really so bad?

David A. (Davant), Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link

If it results in hearing a toddler say "piss off, cunt" on a tram, then I would think it was, yeah.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

People who find a way of accusing everybody else of being racist in some way

Bigot.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 July 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, what Trayce said. Sorry, but it irks me. I swear, but I was brought up not to, and I really detest hearing kids swearing.

I once stood at a bus stop where a mother and her friend were delighting in teaching a toddler, not more than about three years old, to say "fuck off pig" to passing policemen.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 July 2004 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

...and I keep seeing people who publically curse at their kids turn around and whack 'em one for good measure.
also on my short list:
people who block doors on subway and don't move when train stops.
frank rich's column in the NYTimes
the NY Post
people who let their dogs piss all over the sidewalk in front
of my building (aka my neighbors)
the gay marriage debate
professional sports
the "adult life is just like high school" analogy
cultural nostalgia (esp. in pop music)
urology (truly a dismal science)

lovebug starski, Sunday, 25 July 2004 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Some things that really irritate me (that I don't think have been mentioned yet):

- Drivers who don't indicate with their turn signals (a.) when they're going to change lanes and/or (b.) when they're going to turn left (on a non-dedicated lane) or right.
- Drivers who don't stop at stop signs, esp in residential areas.
- Most panhandlers who stand on the corners of major intersections. I've seen them jump into brand new trucks at the end of the day. I know it's a scam. I think only 1/4 of the panhandlers I've seen actually seem to need that money.
- People who abuse the system or know how to work it and do, instead of getting off their lazy asses and actually working for once. (I know this is a small minority, but they still piss me off.)
- Music mags that (or critics who) seem to reassure you that "Oh no no no, we do love [artist], don't you worry about it," but when it really counts, they don't do anything to show that love.
- The pressure from certain individuals in one's life to get married to the biggest "catch" you can score and then to pump out the "cutest" babies around, in order to complete your life. Grrr.
- That ad campaign that used "There She Goes" to help sell something without knowing what that song was all about. (Which seems to be a mini-trend which originated with the whole "'Lust for Life' can help sell cruise trips!" thing.)
- Speaking of ad campaigns, I can't stand the Ovaltine one. Oh yes, abnormally hyper, screaming kids and overly enthusiastic adults will sell a drink powder. You know, after those ads air, I end up wanting headache medicine.
- On a not-so-lighter note -- those people who are "pro-life" (really anti-abortion, anytime, regardless of how the pregnant woman's quality of life would be degraded) and who disapprove of birth control. Makes no logical sense. Even more nonsensical if they disapprove of homosexuality.
- Cliques.
- Especially if the people in them are old enough to know better.
- Both extremes of the political spectrum and those people who hype them up.
- The advice certain individuals give to parents that says that the only way to deal with a problematic child is to try to reason with them. Yeah. Like a small hellion of a child is going to listen to reason. Sure. "Ooh, I'm so scared of reason!" I think not.

Damn, this list is long.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

ailsa, you're asuming the kid doesn't have a mind of his/her own! My boy hates swearing, tells his mom off all the time. Kids don't automatically think something's cool if their parents do it, often it's the opposite, right? (This whole "role model" idea, while having a grain of truth, is frankly bizarre when applied ot real life). As for me, I'm only human, things slip out. Not often, but on occasion, y'know.

David A. (Davant), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Paul Gambaccini: take him back America !

Only if the UK takes back Anna Wintour and Graham Norton first.

Deserving objects on my hate:

People who sing along with the music that's playing. In the case of people who are singing along with whatever's playing on their walkman/iPod, I long to yank the headphones off their inconsiderate gourds and say "Hey! You've got that turned up so loud the sound is coming out of your mouth!"

Parents who do nothing to try to manage their crying, cranky, or uncontrolled children. I always want to say "Ordinarily I would never dream of disciplining another person's child...but in this case I might make an exception."

Drivers who won't acknowledge pedestrians' right of way. They zip around corners as if their cars don't have brakes.

Landlords who jack up rents to drive out nice independent restaurants or retailers, in order to replace them with chain stores.

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

PEOPLE WHO TALK IN THE MUTHERFUCKING LIBRARY. DIE YOU BASTARDS.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 26 July 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

People who sing along with the music that's playing. In the case of people who are singing along with whatever's playing on their walkman/iPod, I long to yank the headphones off their inconsiderate gourds and say "Hey! You've got that turned up so loud the sound is coming out of your mouth!"


read and weep:
The woman in the cubicle next to me

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 26 July 2004 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

- people who block escalators
- people who queue up for autographs
- people who don't go out EVER because they've got kids
- people who push into queues
- canvassers who won't take no for an answer
- canvassers
- wrong numbers who insist on hassling you for the right number [like I'm supposed to fucking know]
- people who talk all the way through films
- people who start conversations in public toilets
- companies that are too tightarse to retrench people, and just make life hell until everyone resigns
- hair product that doesn't work
- people who put a hyphen in 'The X Files'
- having to redo an assignment the week it's due because you got it all wrong
- people who put company slogans in quotation marks
- every single country town prefixing its name with 'Historic'
- overkill
- advertising jingles designed to bore into your head and keep you awake for months
- work colleagues who whistle 'Jingle Bells' in JUNE
- Australian yobs putting 'O' on the end of words
- arrogant fuck cyclists
- people who combine two unrelated phrases to make a new one [e.g. 'make no doubt about it']
- when you stare at someone you know trying to place them, before realising it's just some actor
- the kid on the Lube Mobile ad
- advertising IN TABLES in shopping centre food courts
- women who screech
- people who email you 'important' shit 500 times a day, then six months later when you've forgotten and ask them, they go 'didn't you read the email?'
- people who move next to an airport, then campaign to have it closed down because of the noise
- people who have a headache and call it a migraine
- people who talk entirely in clichés
- people who say things like 'you can't have your cake and eat it too' when you fucking can
- people who put my tomato sauce in the fridge because 'look, it says on the label, "refrigerate after opening"'
- customer can't understand something simple and condescendingly take it out on me
- people who can see you're reading in your lunch break but talk to you anyway, then go 'oh sorry, are you at lunch', then keep talking
- your wife seeing your ex and wanting to go back for another look
- people who won't learn how to set a VCR
- sitting next to the door at work and having to answer the doorbell all the time
- peers who boss you around like they're your boss, even though they're fucking not
- guys in cinemas who persistently try to pash the girl in the next seat, who clearly doesn't want a pash and keeps pulling away
- people who can't spell 'arse' correctly
- people who keep trying to talk me into buying a house
- neighbours with a big fucking dog that won't ever shut up
- when you put youe hand out for change, and they put it on the counter anyway, and you can't get your fingers round it to pick it up
- clocks that gain/lose an hour a year
- a particular piece of shit colleague who's thick as pig shit and can't mind his own fucking business
- ever
- when you've only got one thing to eat for lunch and it's off
- people who use the words 'gay' and 'faggot' derogatorily
- Java-based thin clients that max out resources on a high-spec PC, and fucking shouldn't
- sentences you can't construct so they make sense or don't look awkward [i.e. this one]
- customers who get the information wrong, resulting in you spending all day researching the wrong problem
- monthly pay
- people who say 'hhhhhhhaitch'
- people who know 'hhhhhhhaitch' is wrong but say it anyway
- IT lecturers who say 'hhhhhhhaitch' and conduct an entire subject saying HTML and HTTP and PHP all the time
- customer who go 'any update?' every five seconds
- people who keep changing the radio station to 'good time oldies'
- when you order fast food in the drive-through bit, and they take your money BEFORE telling you it's a five minute wait
- when people say 'literally', but don't actually mean literally [e.g. 'there were literally millions of people in the pub']
- when it's raining and you haven't got an umbrella, and all the sheltered bits are hogged by people WITH UMBRELLAS
- going out of your way to buy an item that isn't in stock
- when you can't get the vitamins out of the jar because the bit of sponge is stuck
- people who go URGENT URGENT URGENT all the time, thereby making the word 'urgent' completely redundant
- people who go URGENT URGENT URGENT all the time, then take a week to get back to you, then go URGENT URGENT URGENT again
- when you've got the sniffles and someone goes 'probably SARS'
- people who think they know how to eradicate diseases like SARS [usually IT people]
- the outer suburbs
- when you say something simple to a customer, and they completely ignore you, so you have to say it another six times
- customers
- when you've got two massive fuck-off assignments due the week three AAA video games are released
- when banks &c. send you a letter saying YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS TO COMPLY, and the letter was sent eight days ago
- when work makes me do a late shift on the only weeknight I have something to do
- when people install software and say 'I loaded it'
- when people say 'I'm surfing the internet' and they're clearly not fucking surfing at all, and there's not a fucking surfboard in sight
- when people use the word 'download' to mean anything [e.g. 'I downloaded the document to my printer']
- people who call me 'sir'
- schools that make you sing the same shit songs over and over and over for 13 years
- people who are Jewish and expect you to join in singing a Jewish hymn, even though you're not Jewish
- people who say 'come down the pub' at the last minute, and you can't because you haven't enough time to get ready
- being burgled
- stupid people
- AFL
- the new Melbourne trams
- companies that put wanky bloody seminars about wank ahead of actual work
- Americans who assume the entire world knows what the fuck 'Cleveland OH' means
- Americans who assume the entire world knows what country dialling code the US is
- Americans who don't know their own country dialling code [IT'S FUCKING 1, HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT TO REMEMBER]
- group assignments
- when your hands are full of shopping bags and someone says 'been shopping?'
- when one person who works in a shop is being unjustly patronised/chastised by another people who works in the shop
- when you say something in ICQ just after the person logs off, then the next day they answer it and you can't remember what you said
- women who take a vacant seat on a train/tram/bus because they think it's their fucking birthright as a woman
- women who grease me off because I'm in a seat and a perfectly healthy woman is standing
- books covered in superlative quotes from critics I've never heard of [usually foreign] and couldn't give a shit about
- shirts that put a press stud right where your nipple goes, and at the end of the day your nipple's too sore to touch
- developers who put the OK button right next to the Cancel button
- friends who get a girlfriend and immediately cut everyone off
- the way gedit keeps fucking up all the time
- 98% of all video games being called Something: Something Something
- one of my favourite songwriters wrote a song for Mariah Carey
- when your water bottle overflows slightly, and some busybody fuckhead leaves a sticky note lecturing you about water shortages
- when you talk about football and someone goes 'you mean soccer?'
- saying goodbye to people at airports
- people who are so tightarsed they'd rather end an STD call mid-sentence when the 20c runs out, than say 'goodbye' like a civilised person
- complicated web sites
- websites with Flash
- people who call US English 'English', and actual proper English 'UK English'
- the woman who last year left me 34287562394875 voicemails, thinking I was a babysitter called Alan
- UML
- people who say 'I'm a vegetarian, but I eat chicken'
- people who think all vegetarians are weak and vague
- the fact that pulling out a whisker makes me sneeze every single time
- links that open a new window
- discovering my sideburns are radically different lengths, and have been for days
- how you can't buy a pack of playing cards in a toy shop anymore
- how nobody ever wants to play cards with me
- how everyone's born in September/October, and poor sods like me have to buy 238794623874368 presents with one pay
- being too busy to go out
- being too depressed to go out
- being too poor to go out
- the smell of the toilets at work, since the tightarse company stopped paying for air freshener
- business types who say shit like 'heads-up' and 'going forward' all the time
- people who email an entire company of 50,000 some shit that matters to about six people
- cheques
- eating so much chocolates that you get the shakes
- this job
- how people smell after they've eaten an orange
- breathing in Corn Flake dust by accident
- people who expect you to pose like a dickhead for photos, so they can forever remember how you looked smiling cheesily at a fucking camera BECAUSE I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THAT DON'T I
- people shoving brochures in my face while I'm trying to walk somewhere
- Bush
- people at work who whinge because there are no tissue boxes left in the facilities room, and they're too cheap to pay $1 for one at the local shops
- when I'm rostered to finish at 6pm and some prick calls me at 5:59pm
- when people say 'BBQ' instead of 'barbecue'
- JBuilder 6
- people who go 'I don't hate stuff, you're all beneath me'
- people who MUST be the centre of attention
- hypocrites who insist they're not hypocrites
- finishing a book and not having another one to start
- people who keep calling me at work to sell me shares
- sod that, ANYONE who interrupts me to sell me shit
- seeing something you wrote on an internet forum 12 months ago and having no idea what you were talking about
- people who think moving to Hollywood will automatically make them famous
- people who suddenly fall upon loads of money and immediately go to Disneyland AND NOWHERE ELSE
- people who say they've 'been around the world,' when in actual fact they've only been to America
- catching a Chapel St tram on a Saturday night
- people who release a song, that has the name of the song awkwardly sung right at the beginning
- taping an album too high, and not noticing until the next day when you're away from home and listening to it
- customers who can't do something simple and blame me for it
- having to wait until next year for the new Doctor Who
- how women pick up mobile 'phones BY THE SCREEN
- searching for something innocent with Google's image search, and getting graphic porn instead
- neighbours who complain about the noise you make WALKING on a Sunday afternoon, then sit up until 4am screaming
- people who message you in AIM/ICQ/MSN with 'hi,' then wait until you respond before telling you what they fucking want
- people who call and bark a number at you, expecting you to know what the fuck they're talking about
- Indians who assume we're beneath them in some imaginary hierarachy, and consequently treat us like dirt
- customers who call five times in immediate succession, hoping they'll eventually get someone who'll give them the impossible thing they want
- giving me work in French, knowing I don't speak French, even though there are French people in France ready to do said work
- when Americans talk in local time zones [e.g. 8pm central time], and expect the entire world to magically know what they fuck that means
- the smell of someone else's shit in the next toilet cubicle
- working at one place for so long that you know what shit smell belongs to whom
- schoolgirls who repeatedly say OH MY GOD very very loudly into their mobiles on public transport
- Safeway proclaiming itself as 'The Fresh Food People,' when all its food is always stale and bruised and fucking disgusting
- the steady decline in literacy, thanks to the burgeoning popularity of the internet with young people
- Big Macs
- the fear that you'll never get a job doing what you want to do
- when 15 of your mates find jobs and you still can't
- Mondo Rock
- people who say 'vunnerable'
- AM radio
- people who won't spell 'analogue' correctly
- people who keep asking me when we're going to have kids
- people who abbreviate text messages like the incompetent wankers they are, but STILL use excessive punctuation [e.g. 'i m gr8!!!!!!!!! will meet u @ 6 nr mcdnals. k!!!!!']
- customers who, rather than email you a two-word error, take a screen capture of the error, paste it into a Word document, and email you the 200k Word document
- concerts that sell out in the first five minutes
- horse races that 'stop a nation'
- horse racing
- Billy Joel
- flying sections in platform games
- how you ask someone in Singapore a question, and they completely ignore the question and start their response with 'because,' which in Singapore means 'I'm completely ignoring the question'
- people who spoil the ending to books/films
- people who pronounce 'route' as 'rAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwt'
- instant coffee
- coffee
- working on the morning of an afternoon exam
- things that rattle in cars
- walkthroughs written by 12-year-olds
- The Cider House Rules
- companies who expect us to sit through 28 hours of shit web presentations, rather than train us properly
- moths
- those emails that go 'avoid the curse!! send this email to six friends!!' FUCK OFF.
- the new Coke cans that aren't stackable
- paying $1,000+ in rent three weeks early by mistake
- people who insist on dragging you into small talk ['so how are you then?' ... 'and how's work?' ... 'oh really, that's good']
- eating to alleviate boredom
- when I'm in a shitty mood and EVERYONE says 'hello, how are you?'
- glass
- nosy fucks who insist on having a full and complete itinerary of your private holiday
- christmas carols
- having nothing to do on new year's eve
- soft drink bottles that spray everywhere when you open them
- working when everyone else is on leave
- when you tell someone a URL that has no leading www, and they go 'so it's www...'
- pokies venues
- staying up until 1am to watch the cricket, and the test ends in the first over
- sports commentators who refuse to pronounce people's names correctly
- whoever broke my mug
- people who are bored at parties, so they hijack it and make everyone stop what they're doing and do something else
- homie kids who pull their jeans down BELOW their arse
- wankers who call me, then put me on hold
- people who leave the cublcle door open while they're having a number 1
- urinals
- doilies
- people who quote a 923876238974293-line post and respond with 'I agree'
- looking up my name on Google, and seeing loads of people who share my name and have a better job
- buying a game the week before the price drops by 75%
- working on a public holiday
- people who stand behind me and stare at my monitor while I'm in the middle of doing something
- complacent people
- sultanas in cereal
- pineapple on pizza
- confusing my shifts and turning up to work three hours early
- when I say I can't reach someone and they go 'when will they call me back?' like I have fucking mind-reading powers
- people who think I have too many Big Audio Dynamite albums
- when you say something, and some smartarse goes 'uh, no' or 'uh, wrong' and corrects you
- bogan nightclubs full of slappers
- fighting games
- homophobes
- US television shows that have someone talking perfect British/Australian/Kiwi with subtitles
- people who fill your box with massive 'joke' emails that aren't funny
- people who leave me a voicemail message going 'are you there? ... hello? ... hello? ... are you there?'
- humidity
- Nobby's nuts
- Mac Help
- all the selfish fucks who double-park in my street
- people who install so much pointless spyware-laden shit on their PC that it grinds to a halt and you can't use it
- the stupid fucking falsetto noise Christopher Cross calls 'singing'
- having a penis so enormous I have to strap it to my ankle
- all the business shows on Sunday mornings
- cheap suits
- Naomi Robson
- giant pictures in signatures
- people turning words like 'lunch' into present participles
- people who take your private job application and hand it directly to some cunt telemarketer
- all the welts in my mouth from accidentally biting it all the time
- idiots who are so stupid that they'll keep me on the 'phone for an hour while they follow an incredibly simple set of instructions
- mullets
- assignment partners who initially look fantastic, but turn out to be the most hideous fucking trolls ever
- the build quality of domestic printers
- Australians who say 'zee'
- protests that block all the public transport
- losing sunglasses
- people who take a shallow internet argument so seriously that they hate you for two years
- Gravox
- wanker fucks who drive 30km/h under the speed limit
- aforementioned wanker fucks who suddenly speed up when there's an overtaking lane, then drop back to 30km/h below the limit again
- a stomach grumble that you initially think is a fart
- Amazon's shipping cost for books
- when I take my car in to be serviced and they fuck up the appointment time and blame me for it, then when I pick it up I discover they forgot to do two thirds of the things I paid them to do
- computer monitors that wobble, and you don't notice until you have a raging headache
- people who push their way into a train/tram before the people on the train/tram can get out
- slow fucks who take 20 minutes to withdraw money from an ATM, and hold up people like me who take a whole 12 seconds
- namedroppers
- Windows
- blocked sinks
- people who go 'I want to watch this big long film,' then watch 10 minutes and bugger off to do something else, leaving me alone and having missed the start of what *I* was already watching
- denting my brand new 'phone
- having a public holiday for some dumb Queen's fucking birthday, but nothing at all for ANZAC Day
- people who don't say 'thank you' [or equivalent]
- the smell that comes from Subway
- my fucked-up jaw, and how it prevents me eating lovely lovely steak
- motorbikes that push through traffic
- how women expect you to remember everything they've ever said, but they forget most of the shit you tell them
- thread titles that are just 'Is anyone........' or 'Does anyone........' and expect people to care enough about the rest of the sentence that they'll read the thread
- CDs where all the track markers are 2-3 seconds off where they should be
- the 'team leader' concept
- being dizzy in a place where I can't enjoy the experience

That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 26 July 2004 05:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That time in a relationship when you don't know if you're friends or going out

David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 26 July 2004 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

a stomach grumble that you initially think is a fart

A related complaint: other people misinterpreting your stomach grumbles as farts. My stomach has always rumbled horribly at the most inopportune times, but I dismissed the idea that other people thought I was passing gas as paranoia until one day after a grumble in class I heard a girl sitting me whisper to her friend "Woah! Did you hear that guy just fart?"

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 26 July 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

My hate list is a lot like my list of favorite albums -- it changes depending on which way the wind is blowing. Right now:

* bad code
* the New Economy
* "Intelligent Design"
* alternative medicine
* the Wayans brothers
* Warren Ellis -- I recently exchanged several emails with him asking politely to be taken off of his mailing list, because the unsubscribe function did not work. Every time he wrote he back, he called me an asshole in one way or another, presumably just because he was offended I would want to unsubscribe from his mailing list. At first he refused to take any action at all, and when I insisted, he got nasty. It was startling at first, but then I got the idea. Ok, this guy's an enormous jerk, and doesn't understand the basic rules of mailing lists -- like, for instance, don't write five or ten mass emails a day about abso-fucking-lutely nothing, and with some weird unreadable formatting to boot. I will continue to hate him until I buy his next comic book.
* Kill Your Idols. Stupid idea, worse writing. I am done with ragging on DeRogatis personally, because he's actually about the nicest guy you can imagine. But this book is loaded with a lot of "eh, I don't get it" reviews masquerading as bravely attacking some imaginary establishment. Jim, get over it. Rolling Stone fired you, and you hate them, and sure, I understand how you would. The thing is, everybody who thinks about music hates them, too. No need for a book like this. It's pointless, and it reads like Amateur Hour at the Village Voice. Fuck this stupid shit.
* Being broke all the time
* Microsoft
* Spam that makes me curious as to its contents

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 26 July 2004 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

-people who smoke in the bathroom -it's a communal place and some of us would just as soon not turn it into a gas chamber, thank you very much!

-the endless parade of celebrities as national heros

-Wifey's undiagnosed acid reflux and the ensuing howls of pain

-people who say 'on accident'

-new york fuckin' city

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 26 July 2004 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link

- I see you baby shakin that ass IT'S A BLOODY CAR, AND WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME A ROCKING BASKET OF PEACHES, AND WHY WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK IS GOING TO WANT TO BUY THIS CAR AFTER WATCHING THIS ADVERT?

- The cats that made 6 piles of shit which I had to scoop up from my garden yesterday and a further 1 pile of shit which I had to scrape from the sole of my trainer.

- Another vote for Americans (and Canadians) who do not put use/know their international dialling code and also those who put their state in the country box.

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Not being able to help someone when they are in pain. (the emotional kind)

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ILM for making me feel anything but good for liking any particular musical artist. I now have comforting words in my mind written by my friend Jason (and I'm paraphrasing here), "music nerds don't feel any more passionately about music than the rest of us; they're just nerds."

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:38 (nineteen years ago) link

- people who say 'hhhhhhhaitch'
- people who know 'hhhhhhhaitch' is wrong but say it anyway
- IT lecturers who say 'hhhhhhhaitch' and conduct an entire subject saying HTML and HTTP and PHP all the time

???

fcussen (Burger), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ms. lurex, OTM. talking ruins the library. especially sorority girls on their cell phones ON THE QUIET FLOORS. "HEY MELISSA, ARE YOU GOING TO STUDY HOUR TONIGHT?...YEAH I'M IN THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW....OH MY GOD, NO WAY!" diiiiiiiiie.

caitlin hell (caitxa), Monday, 26 July 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

mothers that think it is their duty to walk with prams(often two of them next to each other, actually) in the middle of the pavement/supermarket aisle/shop floor, presumably because either they think you'll want to admire their sprog or they are so special for being mothers that they just deserve it. it seriously took me twice as long as normal to get around sainsburys to buy my lunch because i was practically jumping over prams to get around.

grrrr. just because you have a kid doesn't mean you don't need to have courtesy for the rest of the world! hopefully baby doesn't turn out as clueless/selfish/self absorbed as mom is...

colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Cyclists

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I like all the cyclists that hang out under my place...except the two couriers who plot up every morning at 9am because their despatch office is around the corner. It's an English guy and his Spanish girlfriend, who has a ginormous mouth full of buck teeth that have been ground down from too much speed and E, and a normal speaking voice of 100 decibels. I'm THIS close to calling their dispatcher at the company in question and asking him to move them.

Otherwise I have to wait until 5. My friend Ranka the Croatian Hardwoman has offered to have a word with them if they can't self-regulate.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:30 (nineteen years ago) link

- People who ask me "so are you married yet?"
- People who exit subway stairs/airport jetways and then STOP right at the exit like a deer in the headlights
- People who ratchet-jaw endlessly about their new car/boat/flat panel TV and then tell me that I'm having a mid-life crisis because I'm selling off possessions and moving.
- People who still defend Microsoft
- Burning Man
- Dreamweaver and it's spawn of wannabe "web designers"

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah I should have clarified 'cyclists'! I hate cyclists who can't decide whether they are a road vehicle or a pedestrian. Dude, the red light means you stop aswell!!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

dessicated coconut, wasps, badverts, people who sit next to me on the bus even though there are other free seats, people on buses generally, impatient queue-ers, people who assume that their way is best and try to change things for everyone, even though not everyone would necessarily wants things that way, badly articulated sentences,customers who think it's ok to order their food from me whilst they're on their mobile, bad breath, the sound of cutlery on china, the fact that, despite supporting myself independantly for the last 5 years I am unable to get an overdraft, the building site outside my bedroom window that's only worked on between 8am-9am, random men on the street who genuinely think they stand a chance if they hit on you, that man who called me a racist the other day, ahmed from Big Brother, the fact that i can think of more things i hate than things i like, my inability to think clearly anymore.

alix (alix), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Cyclists are ok! If it wasn't for cyclists, I'd be living in a ditch!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

getting the flu :(

ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

oh... though this might be a weird allergy ... talcum-scented bathroom spray makes me incredibly naseaous.

itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

morris dancers, alan partridge, that bo selecta bloke, people who revel in being twee and ineffectual, petty thieves, Primal scream, radiohead, lord of the rings obsessed twits, Harry potter obsessed twits, people who talk at length and in an authoratative tone about things they obviously know nothing about, loving food but not my waistline, eating outside, people who hate on shorts wearers, jesus, there's loads of things, this is just the stuff that springs to mind right now

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link

- overkill

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate Dreamweaver too but not quite for the same reason Elvis does

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

'Twits'

alix (alix), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I second Dreamweaver and the same building site mentioned by Caaaaaampbell. DAMMIT.

I hate quiche, mayonnaise, tartare sauce and the majority of white foodstuffs. I hate having a great 7 letter word but nowhere to play it. I hate the way my skin is blotchy and full of blackheads. I hate the way I am incapable of getting up in the morning to go for a run and my general fitness levels.

I do not hate bicycles. I just think they are a hundred levels of ALIENATION. I do not hate cyclists. I worry for them, is all.

Sarah (starry), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

'hot desking' and being given the desk that is basically in the middle of the room, facing a wall, so EVERYONE can read over your shoulder.

hello everyone at the municipal office, since i can tell you're reading this!

colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

'This desk is TOO HOT'

'This desk is TOO COLD'

'This desk is JUST RIGHT'

suzy (suzy), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Bumperstickers that say "proud to be an American", my cat scratching to come in or out at 5 a.m., "keepin' it real", parallel parking, hangovers, my computer freezing, ice crystals on ice cream, oysters, Bush, running out of coffee, trying to pick a restaurant with a group of 5+ indecisive yet picky people, jellyfish, comedy improv ...

Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

*random staples on the floor of the office in which I walk around with no shoes on
*low ceilings & dangling heavy brass light fixtures
*morning after too-spicy-food ringsting
*shrill-voiced high-decibel shrieks of squealing girls who are obviously very excited to see each other
*people (esp. Xtian fundies) trying to teach my son total bullshit
*well-done steak (MEAT RUINER)
*the smell of restaurant trash that has been marinating in the hot summer sun for days
*the word "quirky"
*the fact that Nellie McKay isn't my girlfriend
*that smug-ass smirk omnipresent on Dick Cheney's dickface face
*centipedes
*regret

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

one. putting all my gear in a semi-crushed ciggy deck, and then chucking them out.

two. raves with lasers that don't come down low enough to dance in.

three. people who think raves are just drug parties. when will they understand the community spirit of rave culture? probably never!!!

four. people who think it all happened in the eighties. i was born in 1985, and fuck all happened to me.

aaron attacker, Monday, 26 July 2004 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

you really should stop gnawing your desks suzilocks

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy crap - I just got an email from someone to whom I sent a few simple questions. He was very happy to answer them all, which was great, but he signed off with "Thanks for reaching out to me". I hate that.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 26 July 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

BICYCLE COURIERS TIME A BILLION. (honestly not trying to provoke Suzy this time, but never have I known a group of people with such disregard for the others who happen to use the same space as them)

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 26 July 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

aaron, I was born in 1967 but I'm starting to think these days that it all happeded in the following years:

1967

1974

1976

1979-82

1988

1993

2004

I think that 1993 was an especially good year: techno, black metal, ambience, all kinds of things. You really must come and say hello on the mongrels and sheepfuxors thread Mr Attacker.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Being in the dark & being scared. (at the same time)

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, it all happeded in those years. Boy, was it happeding.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:53 (nineteen years ago) link

People who say "let me finish" or "may I interrupt"

dave q, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

People who write 'loose' instead of 'lose'. They want fucking punching. It's not just a misspelling, it's a completely different word.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

they're & there gets to me!!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Prople who get money out of the cashpoint, then get a receipt, then put another card in, then check the balance on that card, then get more money out, then get a receipt, then stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CASHPOINT putting their various receipts and cards back in exactly the right slots in their over-fancy wallets. KILL!!

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

people who don't use turn signals

people who insist on driving one foot off my bumper on a pretty empty freeway, when I'm already doing 80

liver

brussel sprouts

mayo

eggs

people who say nuke-u-lar

'a lot' written as 'alot'

the gardeners who start work at 6 am Wednesday morning around my building

bronchitis

people who belittle others for not having gone to college

assholes who purport to be 'good christians' while they stab you in the back

atm dawdlers

mariah carey

my sister when she tells me that I don't know ______ yet and she does because she's older and refuses to listen when I tell her that I worked ________ out when I was about 12

sushi

jaegermeister

that squeaky sound balloons make sometimes

the sound of people eating

the way my ex thought boob grabbing was a turn on for me, too

eyeliner pencils that break when you're using them

people who can't fucking merge onto the damned freeway and pull out in front of me GOING THIRTY FIVE

grown people who throw tantrums

leaving my favorite discontinued lipstick in the car and having it melt and die

anise

people who say things like, 'so how are we doing on project x' when they've had nothing whatsoever to do with it

coffee grounds or eggshells in the sink

people who seem to forget how to work the handle on the toilet after they've taken big nasty craps and then walk out and leave it as a gift to the rest of mankind. lemme tell you lady, your shit stinks.

people who want to spray me with perfume in stores - thank you no, I already put some on before I left the house and yours smells like a monkey's armpit after a particularly difficult day in the jungle.

people who lie and think I'm too dumb to figure it out

the fact that I'm hypocritical sometimes

the smell of burnt popcorn

running around like a maniac trying to get something done at work while my co-workers sits on her ass and checks her email every two and a half seconds

wet towels on my bed

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

bronchitis

Me too, ass well as the variation of it known as "bongchitis".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

people who say things like, 'so how are we doing on project x' when they've had nothing whatsoever to do with it

You work with Matthew Broderick?

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh yeah - I had that this past week - it blows.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Or monkeys?

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I do.

Oops.

I've said too much.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

when the remote control doesn't change the channel even though you are blatantly pointing it, plum, at the infra-red sensor.

cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

People who write 'loose' instead of 'lose'. They want fucking punching. It's not just a misspelling, it's a completely different word.

accentmonkey is so unbelievably OTM here. I want to punch them out repeatedly.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, this thread really took the fuck off in the last few days. Hmmph!

Anyway....

- People who pronounce "idea" as eye-dear
- Political Strategists (for either party)
- Tucker Carlson
- Public figures who use sports analogies to make their point.
- People who get all uppity about their right to fly the Confederate Flag. It's offensive. Let it go.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

How else would you pronounce idea?

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

There is no "r" in idea.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

is 'That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac ' a regular poster? that is some list

kephm, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate Colin Quinn.

But what do you hat?

Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

is 'That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac ' a regular poster? that is some list

Distilled hatredry.

Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 July 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

" 'People who write 'loose' instead of 'lose'. They want fucking punching. It's not just a misspelling, it's a completely different word.'

"accentmonkey is so unbelievably OTM here. I want to punch them out repeatedly."

Agree absolutely. English deserves too loose its status as a major language if its speakers are to lose with its spelling of such basic words.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 29 July 2004 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

People who pronounce "idea" as eye-dear

Most British people to thread.

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

How else do you pronounce it?

Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 July 2004 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Insomnia. Conjunctivitis. The cold. And having a combination of all of them in the middle of a really busy week.

(x-post rhymes with Ikea, innit?)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 29 July 2004 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. A lot of what's on luna's list is also what I would've put on my list. Though I do think that brussel sprouts would taste really good if you cooked them right, i.e. for a rather short period of time. (Thanks to Casuistry for that eye-opener!)

I too get extremely irritated whenever someone spells "a lot" as just the one word. Argh. Growl. (FYI, many people locally do not know how to merge PERIOD here. And they do pretty much what you described in your list, too.)

Also extreme irritants:

- Drivers who are on the "fast" lane (i.e. left, at least here in the good ol' US of A) who drive like twenty miles UNDER the speed limit.
- Drivers who are on the "slow" lane (i.e. right, at least... you know the drill) who drive like twenty miles OVER the speed limit.
(Please you guys, get the drift of FAST lanes and SLOW lanes.)
- People (mostly women, it seems) who are so enamored of shoes that they seem not to be able to think of another topic to discuss OR who splurge on like $500 pairs of shoes. Even if they're supremely wealthy and could actually afford it. SUCH a waste of money, in my eyes.
- Couples who splurge MEGA bucks on their wedding festivities. I saw this special on the Food Network once where this YOUNG couple got married at Walt Disney World, and all their wedding expenses JUST AT THE PARK ALONE came out to $70,000. You read that right. *sighs* Such a sin.
- People who pride themselves on having "open" minds, who then retreat to outdated stereotypes when it comes to certain segments of the population (e.g. people who live in the rural South, Texans, Americans). The people in charge of special programming for the Trio channel AS WELL AS the idiots at Channel 4 UK, I AM LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU.
- Texas Monthly magazine. The Texas they portray isn't the Texas I know, it's the Texas the residents of the DFW area and Houston know. If they're only going to bother with the Eastern portion of TX, why don't they just call themselves "East Texas Monthly" and stick to selling in those regions of the state?
- People who choose to ignore you instead of telling you they have a problem with you. Such cowardly bullshit.
- Valentine's Day. Worst and longest day of the year.
- Kurt Loder. I had no idea he was still on an MTV channel. He's old enough to be my father and even *I* feel guilty about watching anything MTV-related, much like I did when I was nine and still watching "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood".
- Parents who try to be "cool" parents and aim for being their children's Best Friends, instead of honoring and respecting the boundaries between parent and child and just being parents.
- The local program "Gimme the Mike!", which is a local version of "American Idol" except without the two reasons anyone watches that program -- one, the crankiness of Simon Cowell, and two, ACTUAL SINGING TALENT. Believe it or not, one of the judges is BOB THE BACHELOR. Dude, he's still in the C-list -- you don't do local programs until you're well into the F-list, at least.

*whew* I feel lots better now.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 29 July 2004 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

this idea thing is bothering me, I honestly can't think of another way to pronounce it, anything else would just sound odd.

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, in North America, words ending in an "a" have an "aaa" sound, whereas the English (in particular) kind of add an unnecessary "r" after the "a". This is hard to explain without you hearing me, and I don't know any phonetic conventions... But -- and I am an English person who is now thoroughly a Canadian person -- I used to work with a lot of people whose names ended in such a way (Brenda, Sheila, Lisa, etc). They all teased me mercilessly (if affectionately) to the point my name became Daver (to go with the "Lis-er, Brend-er, etc., that they heard). Now, it's not that extreme, but there is some truth in the distinct differences on either side of the Atlantic.

(So, in this way, "ide-aa" in North American pronunciation becomes "ide-ar" in English pronunciation. I wish I could explain it any better than this.)

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

so basically - North Americans are bumpkins? or maybe pirates?

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I just read over my post, and in the interest of distinguishing the N. American pronunciation, I notice I've exaggerated it. The "aaa" isn't drawn out and long like I suggest, it's way more clipped. If anything, the English is more drawn out with that extra "r" sound at the end.

But now I've given this tiny little matter far too much of my attention probably ;-)

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:15 (nineteen years ago) link

we'll stop saying 'eyedear' when you stop saying 'mo-bull'

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Ladies Pains.

Euphemistical Sarah (starry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:28 (nineteen years ago) link

we'll stop saying 'eyedear' when you stop saying 'mo-bull'

Or "miss-ull". Or "host-ull".
(For missile and hostile, obv.)

(And, I'm not really on anyone's "side", here.)

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Or... they're both wrong.

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

But I don't hate either one of them (to bring the thread back on track).

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't understand this eye dear thing - UK English doesn't pronounce rs on the ends of words, any words, so why would we pronounce one that wasn't there? If anything, I think N. Americans are more likely to pronounce the r on the end of the word (when it is there) because of the tongue-curling nature of r pronunciation in those parts (UK r, with the odd south-west/scot exception) is a flat tongue, back of mouth r.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

My parentheses are all over the place there, sorry.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i pity ppl that get worked up over spelling mistakes. remark upon it fo sure if you must, but what's with the hate?

Jaunty Alan (Alan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

This is probably going to hit too close to home for most of you, but I'll risk alienating myself anyway:

-Riding with someone who's insane about listening to music in the car. This entails the following:

* Spending more than five minutes going through a CD billfold, looking for the "right" CD to listen to for our twenty-minute journey.
* Skipping through tracks, going back and forth, sometimes changing the entire album if using a multiple CD changer.
* If no CD is used, than the fast-forwarding and rewinding of songs on a tape can be substituted for all of this, or
* Spending a maximum of three seconds on every radio station, concentrating on looking for the off-chance that someone out there is broadcasting that lost Beefheart classic or something.

Really, I just hate sitting there in the parking space as a passenger as the driver does everything inside the car except DRIVING IT. It's not an airplane, dude.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

UK English doesn't pronounce rs on the ends of words, any words, so why would we pronounce one that wasn't there?

Madchen, we do it... we just don't realise we do it. ;)

Seriously, I didn't believe it either, until I heard myself say "Canada" one day. Sounded more like "Can-a-der". And now I notice pretty much every visitor from the UK doing the same thing. (It's only those words ending in "a", btw.)

David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Fake rastas saying 'I and I' for 'we'

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"Diva". The word. The concept. Everything about it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

But it fits you so well, Alex;-)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

::rimshot::

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

fat people, obviously

almanac for being a whiny bitch

that is all

Paladin, Friday, 30 July 2004 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate people talking about phonetics without using the IPA. It angers me.

alix (alix), Friday, 30 July 2004 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

5 different ppl on a thread saying 'we've already done this'.

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 30 July 2004 07:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Lixi, if you can find a way of getting ILX to accept IPA symbols, go for it :)

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 30 July 2004 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link

We've done that already, Madchen! :)

Lixi - check your g-mail!

Sarah (starry), Friday, 30 July 2004 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate smartarses!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 30 July 2004 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not a fucking smartarse.

alix (alix), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:00 (nineteen years ago) link

PMS. I *really* hate PMS. I hate the way it makes me feel so hopeless and cranky and I just want to cry or shout all the time for no good reason.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Erm, I wasn't saying you were! My post was in response to Sarah's post & 'i was only joking'! ;-)

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I am a bit touchy today, sorry.

alix (alix), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Donna found us in her slow and dreamy way
I can't hear a word the waiter says
She's looking older than the colour of her hair
She walks into the room too pleased to find me there
Me I'm touchy
Touchy you
Me I'm touchy
And you know what to do
Me I'm touchy
Touchy, touchy you
Me I'm touchy and you know what to do
Both of us together in a room by ourselves
I sneeze to look around, byt there's no escape
What can I do, what can I say
She's waiting for this moment to explain itself.
Me I'm touchy
Touchy you
Me I'm touchy
And you know what to do
Me I'm touchy
Touchy, touchy you
Touching love is the best I can do
Hey, this time you've gone too far
You know how touchy we are
Donna found me in her slow and dreamy way
Now she reads me what the paper say
The way she laughs and what I do
I'm waiting for this moment to explain itself through
Me I'm touchy...etc.

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:21 (nineteen years ago) link

aye but the remote control thing?

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:24 (nineteen years ago) link

PMS. I *really* hate PMS. I hate the way it makes me feel so hopeless and cranky and I just want to cry or shout all the time for no good reason.
-- Super-Masonic Black Hole (masonicboo...), July 30th, 2004.

Is there a male equivalent of PMS? Because I feel like that periodically, like it's a cycle or something.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:34 (nineteen years ago) link

boys suffer cycles the same as women definitely.

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know. I suspect so, cause after all, PMS is caused by the presence of *male* hormones in the female body or something... Sigh.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Almanac's list was truly vivid, funny and even touching, until I came to:

having a penis so enormous I have to strap it to my ankle

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

when two people i like can't get along

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

1) Chewing gum all over the pavement
2) Spitting
3) Littering
4) Ill-executed tree management (ie just leaving a tree with ten leaves, so depressing)
5) People movers
6) When the grass turns to dust

That's all I can think of right now.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

No-life music obssessed internet geeks.

Oh hang on...

Shit.

Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Anonymous people starting threads impersonating me. Okay, not really hate so much as freak out and get all obsessive over.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

custard

alarm clocks

sunburn

the feeling of cotton on my teeth

people who dig in their noses in their cars and then look at you like you're the asshole for making a disgusted face

seaweed

anything that smells like cucumber-melon

when birds crap on my freshly washed car

current gas prices

twix candy bars

luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://fagsupport.ytmnd.com/

Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Finding an awesome zero just after the thread gets locked.

Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

When an ad break comes on and the sound during the ads is significantly louder than on the programme I was just watching. I despise this with a passion and resent TV controllers for allowing this to happen (assuming it is a marketing ploy so that people pay more attention to the ads? what other logic?) - for fucks sake fuck off you morons

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I HATE ARRAYED_LISTS. I HATE PRECONDITIONS AND POSTCONDITIONS. THEY ARE STUPID. I HATE INADEQUATE APIS. I HATE THERE BEING NO APPROPRIATE REFERENCE MATERIAL ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I HATE THE DERISION AND SCORN POURED UPON US BY THE CURMUDGEONLY LECTURER EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS A QUESTION AND I HATE EIFFEL.

Al'manach Oseni (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

athletics.

adverts in general are annoying, not just the ones on tv, the way that there doesn't seem to be a square foot of space in the whole of london that people aren't either trying to stick bill posters on or cover with their idiotic tags. (although during the recent Tetris documentary one bloke did point out that Russia was very grey the first time he visited but was a lot more colourful now because of all the adverts (mainly for american products)).

but mostly athletics.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 6 August 2004 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

People who shag in public parks, in exactly the nice, shady romantic bit where you want to have the final coversation with your ex boyfriend.

I swear to god, I'm not making this up. That's just disgusting.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 6 August 2004 07:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops sorry! ;-)

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

that Tetris documentary was great wasn't it Andy?

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 6 August 2004 09:34 (nineteen years ago) link

(I was riveted! I saw it too.)

sgs (sgs), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(i don't remember that much about it now, tbh. seem to remember the writer losing out somewhat though and some other bloke getting lucky, somehow. or was that Rubik?)

koogs (koogs), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link

being sick on weekends : (

also missing closest thing to a hot date in several years due to illness.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link

people who are acting like obnoxious dickheads but then randomly yell at/insult YOU for no reason

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

that makes two people this week

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Stupid suit-wearing people who are heading onto the tube platform on the wrong side of the corridor, barge into you, and then shout, "Don't tut at ME" as you have to step out of their way. Cockfarmer.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

also people who nearly run you over with their goddamn bicycles and then say "sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry" (no you're not; go fuck yourself and learn how to ride a bike while you're at it)

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Liz - did you say 'what's your f@#king problem?'

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

also people at shows who cut in front of the good spot YOU'VE spent time and manpower hunting out and then say "sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry" (no you're not; go fuck yourself and learn some manners while you're at it)

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh I hate that too!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I enjoy when people get annoyed on the street. I particularly like making stupid faces at bus drivers.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

people who say "sorrrrrrrrrrry" when they're totally not fucking sorry and they'll continue to do whatever cockfarming thing they've just done FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:25 (nineteen years ago) link

anyone complaining about that sort of thing at shows bugs me immensely. just watch the act, move around if you have to, everyone is trying to see and some people get so arsey about it.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah but you don't have to push me out of the way to do it.

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate people pushing in front of you at shows

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Exactly, also it matters when you're only 5'3"!!!!
x-post

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

erm, unless you're first to a show don't you have to stand in front of somebody wherever you move to???

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Of course, but if you found a spot where you can see reasonably well & some dick head that's a foot taller than you, decides to stand exactly infront of you, pushing you out of the way in the process, yeah I'm gonna be pissed!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate people who talk louded during quiet opening bands

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

but you or a friend probably did the exact same thing to someone else! everybody has to stop somewhere. this is why it annoys me alot, I'm not tall but even when I see someone clucking away as some big dude walks in. it makes for a horrible atmosphere.

furthermore people making cranky faces when crowds start moving and bouncing around the place. I find them so grim I've started shouting "stop touching me!!!" at concerts.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

But it's not likely that I have obstructed someone's view though, when I am, like I said, 5 foot 3!!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I know yeah, but still, it's never that hard to see is it, a little more moving maybe. I just find the atmosphere of annoyance at gigs is often too palpable.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree in principle that if you don't want to get jostled then don't bother going to a gig, but you do get arses at gigs who can be really inconsiderate. Oh & it IS that hard to see!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

We've been over this a million times, but the thing that pisses me off about the pushing in front of other people at shows thing is that I'm one of those people that makes an effort to get to the show early to see opening bands and secure a spot near the front for the band I came to see. So when people get to the show 20 minutes into the headlining bands set, I fail to see what right they have to push in front of me. IF YOU WANT A GOOD SPOT, GET THERE EARLY. I know it's petty, and I'm annoyed at myself for saying this yet again and sounding like a cockfarmer, but that's my logic behind being annoyed.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate people moving in front of me at shows, to hell with Ronan's sound logic. i don't mind if they don't then stop right there because they've realised they can't get more forward - next time that happens i'm just gonna move back in front of them

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

basically tho i just hate gigs

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think there should be no rules at gigs. or no complaining.

x-post I think I hate gigs too. everyone stands looking so miserable.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

or attempting to feel a misery that may not even be there.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i went to lots of great gigs i really enjoyed last year tho, it's weird

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I never go to non dance gigs anymore except at festivals.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Some psycho pulled the emergency break on the D train across the platform from me this morning. The fucking train was IN THE STATION. The look of fright, anger, and despair on the faces of the passengers made me want to rip said psycho's nuts off.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Just remembered one that sends me into FUCKING ORBIT, and my wife does it ALL THE DAMN TIME!....

...leaving the caps off of felt-tip/ink pens after using them....or any pens for that matter. THE CAPS COME WITH THEM FOR A DAMN REASON, PEOPLE!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 August 2004 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with that, I know people who throw the pen lids away from brand new pens! WTF?!?

I don't really like going to gigs unless I can sit down.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 August 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

A few times at gigs someone has said "excuse me" as though trying to get past, so I would step back to let them through, and then they would stand in the place I just created. Damn that is annoying. We used to call that move the 'Glencoe Massacre'. Doesn't seem to happen much anymore though.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

people who stop over the crosswalk rather than behind it

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Finding an awesome zero just after the thread gets locked.
-- Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac


I've just seen this! If you can find it again I'll unlock it.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Dryer sheets

gabbneb, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Do I have to fucking re-wash my clothes now?

gabbneb, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

the outboard handbag-on-forearm

gabbneb, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link

THERE IS A THREAD CALLED "WHAT DO YOU HATE?" AND I DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE TO IT, SOMEHOW?? WAS I ON VACATION?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

i hate nothing. i am a ray of fucking sunshine. (i wish this was true.)

get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i hate everything besides coney island and the film ghost rider starring nicolas cage.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:51 (sixteen years ago) link

otm

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

When I'm at the customer service window at the bank or post office, and the next person in line comes up and stands next to me instead of behind me...? THAT'S what I hate.

Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 September 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Along those lines: when people make left turns around you from behind while you're also making a left turn.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Also anyone who drives on the shoulder because they just want to get somewhere faster.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

* Inflation. And economic assessments that just happen to be rigged to not reflect said inflation.
* The colors royal blue and orange-red.
* Buyers for department store plus size departments (judging from their selections, the hatred is mutual).
* "Red state" culture.

j.lu, Friday, 19 September 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

ISPs

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Also anyone who drives on the shoulder because they just want to get somewhere faster.

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, September 19, 2008 10:27 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, everyone knows that's what bike lanes are for

metametadata (n/a), Friday, 19 September 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

VAT

darraghmac, Friday, 19 September 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

that it's this sunny and settled NOW but it wasn't in July

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate my last 200 or so posts on ILX. I'm in a severe slump.

Z S, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

aww cmon boo

Albertville FRANCE (jergins), Friday, 19 September 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

people who don't use turn signals when turning - including left turns.

obnoxious parents at open house night - "I majored in history, and blah blah blah...."

Super Cub, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Sort of Rock Hardy's queue rage, but at the other end of the queue: I hate it when I'm at the back of the queue and the next person stands alongside me and edges a little further ahead of me whenever the queue moves. If you're on your own in a queue where most people are in groups (flights, big events, etc) and so not single file, someone WILL do this to you. HATE.

Also, the cyclist who nearly hit me by going full speed up the 20% of the pavement right between the bus and the bus stop. It's supposed to be illegal to cycle on the pavement here, but I know that's a losing battle. And I'm sure it's annoying that buses have to pull in across the cycle lane, but it does tend to mean that someone is about to walk across the pavement between the bus stop and the bus, and if nobody is standing at the stop then that somebody is probably on the bus and can't see you lurking behind it.

(I did look before I stepped out! I guess I was looking down at actual time of hitting ground, and there she was. It's really just that if she'd used the other 80% of the pavement or just gone slower I would have seen her, but she was right on the inside of the bus.)

And lately about 6000 other things besides.

Kaluza Klein (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 19 September 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate how many times I used the word "queue" in that explanation.

Kaluza Klein (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 19 September 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

is fcussen the same dude as gff/goole or did i just invent that

and what, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm close to going haywire on the next person who sidles up next to me, close enough to read the account number off my checkbook, when they're supposed to be behind me. But in this tiny town, I would get a reputation or a booking photo.

I think we have an "Americans don't know how to queue properly" thread, but this one was good enough.

Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 September 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

THOSE ARE SARAH PALINS HANDS U RACIST

quincie, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Who?

not_goodwin, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

not_goodwin otm

gabbneb, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

AAAGH I HATE THOSE NAILS SOOOOOO MUCH

quincie, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Im pretty sure Palin's got an American manicure and not_goodwins pic is French. French is way worse.

Bright Future (sunny successor), Friday, 19 September 2008 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah actually I have seen worse on Palin than the pic above--the horrible bright white French with long square tips UGH.

quincie, Friday, 19 September 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

surely cindy and michelle have the same?

Bright Future (sunny successor), Friday, 19 September 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

Mac Demarco's existence

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 19 July 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link


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