― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)
Babies don't have to say anything discernable to be adorable and gorgeous. Really, seeing all her pictures does my heart good.
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)
"Yay!"
― Charlotte in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)
Mask of the Red Death Trilogy is what's on the way. Haven't heard the Plague Mass CD.
and yes the baby is very cute. Two of my cousins, my uncle and stepbrother all have had new babies recently, but they all live so far away I haven't seen them yet.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― .rob (rgeary), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― .rob (rgeary), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)
he can wear anything he damn well pleases though and looks spectacular anyway
― .rob (rgeary), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― .rob (rgeary), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)
Breaking Glass just ended. What in the world playing now. Man these songs are short.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― .rob (rgeary), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)
EXCELLENT suggestion, but I have not said mp3. Great, great, great song, though.
Robert "the Vicar" Vickers now works for Jetset records in publicity, and he's a hecka-swell fella (ex Go-Betweens bass player)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)
So before this I was at a bar where a friend of mine, a female bodybuilder, was "discovered". It looks like she'll be a professional female wrestler. They're also doing a reality TV behind-the-scenes of the new girls. The network?
ABC Family.
(btw, we decided she'd be a bad guy, Catholic schoolgirl character. "ARE YOU READY TO GO TO CONFESSION?!?!?")
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)
Someone was supposed to burn me Low a long time ago, never did. I've heard most of it before but should probably revisit.
― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)
thread title is misleading in my case tho. i'm just bored (ish)
― .rob (rgeary), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)
I purposely didn't by any alcohol tonight, but now I am regretting it. I think there is some some ranom gross shit I could drink if I get real desperate. (listening to PIL's "Graveyard")
― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― p00ky00, Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)
jason is sadly not a stripper (try as he might) tears x 8.6
― p00ky00, Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)
that was terrible, Alex.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron A., Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron A., Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)
what comes after Low?
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)
hey it's after midnight, now june 26! officially my birthday!
happy birthday to lucas' roomate. is his the 26th too, or was it the 25th?
low's over for me. on to changesonebowie!
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)
???
― p00ky00, Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lukas (lukas), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
It's the original shorter changesonebowie, taped off LP as was my copy of Low.
cutlass-weilding pirate hobgoblins.Momus is in your office? I thought he lived in Germany.
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sir Chaki McBeer III (chaki), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)
Anyway, I'm not drunk, just slowly relaxing ever so slightly more and more with each successive thread I read. I just flossed my teeth so they're feeling happy and content, and now I'm just focused on finishing all these threads I've opened up. I'm going to try committ myself to playing nothing but Mission of Burma for 24 hours instead of gazing at the '80s New Wave stuff that is just way too easy for me to get into. Away from well-established comfort zones, away from well-established comfort zones.....
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)
Right now listening to Elton John's gloriously histrionic "Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" and plaster-peeling volume. Why has no one covered this? The riff in the "Love Lies Bleeding" passage is the stuff of serious Billy Duffy stylee rock gestapo pose-throwin'!
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)
Just watched Yes play that song from Big Fish on Kilborn:"dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit"
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)
And for the love of Asmodeus, the song has a name and a long life before its placement in an Albert Finney film.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)
He looks uncomfortably like Martha Stewart these days.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)
Absolutely. I just got done driving a hour to see it too
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 26 June 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 18 September 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― the great doxology of heckmondwike town (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 18 September 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)
Northern Spy?
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 27 November 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 27 November 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Saturday, 27 November 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 27 November 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 27 November 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)
Ok, here we go... beer number one.
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 27 November 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 27 November 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Saturday, 27 November 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 28 November 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 November 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Snush (x Jeremy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Bimble (bimble), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Just Kate (papa november), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)
In the meantime, I'm longing to rake my nails down someone's back, but there's no one within grasping range.:^p
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)
and we spent the evening talking about setting up an escort service.
idea #1: female escorts for gay dudes that haven't yet come out off the closet
idea # 2: shagging a bunch of her middle aged friendds for practice.
― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)
Isn't cocktail a funny word?
― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)
idea #3: cross-dressing escorts for gay dudes that want to appear straight in public but still want an expensive BJ from a man later on w/o the hassle of hiring two seperate people.
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)
― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)
I got hammered on Saturday tho.
― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)
― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)
What about men who service women (especially orally)...after talking a blue streak about how marvelous they are looking?
― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)
― :o), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)
― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)
― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 25 September 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)
I missed SEXY in scrabble. I only did SEX. Bah.
Man, typing is hard. Gotta delete 90 procent and then try 'n' type it RIGHT. Not easy.
Someone tell me if Long Island Iced Tea is as great as it sounds.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE COCKTAILS.
I just typed cock.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)
Hi Natalie, way to go!
OMG this thread revive just made me realize Alex in NYC's kid must be, like, 3 or 4 by now.
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)
You can't go wrong with a BLOWJOB COCKtail. I mean ffs that's a winner!
I gotta make me that LITs.
What about Singapore Sling?
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)
Hard Sex on the Babysitters Bathroom Floor
WOHA. I only want straight edge babysitters from now on!
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
but really, do people keep fresh mint around regularly?
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)
― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)
Some of these names are just horrendous! Rotten pussy? I mean, for fucks sake. What about Donkey Semen? Urgh. Adult Pepsi? Which is just basically pepsi and wodka. The hell with that. I might go and get some Cointreau tomorrow.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)
I also bought a COCKTAIL BOOK.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)
― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)
Naked man + olive oil + oats + horses = ...well, something.
Ooooh boooy GIDDY UP.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)
― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)
I like a version of a pink pussycat, and adore wearing my most artless expression and asking barmaidens for a 'pink pussy'. Dig deep enough and I'm about 12.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)
So, at 2, when I have become drunkenned, who shall post with me? The Australian iloxxxorrs?
― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)
― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
hahahahaaaaaaa
― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)
― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)
― Ricky Willmsenman (gatinhathree), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)
― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)
― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)
that'd be me. we west-coasters need to stick together (as much as possible, being drunk in a few hours).
― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)
― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:10 (nineteen years ago)
― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)
― emilys. (emilys.), Sunday, 10 September 2006 06:32 (nineteen years ago)
― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 10 September 2006 07:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)
― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)
― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)
― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 11 September 2006 09:25 (nineteen years ago)
Is it pathetic to only keep the weekends reserved for (slight) drunkeness? Probably.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)
also, vic/sleep is wasted too!
sleep: lets talk tabout it at drunks tomroorwwwsleep: brcnhtehresa: lolz
― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Sunday, 17 September 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)
i sang "since u been gone" at live band karaoke.
n/a sang "punk rock girl" by dead milkmen.
eazy sang "night moves" by bob seger.
― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 17 September 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)
i know freda payne's band of gold and also tonight at the bar there was som esong /w lyrics about 'since you been gone' but i had no clue what it was
― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Sunday, 17 September 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)
Some people are drunk, and some aren't.
― The More You Live The Faster You Will Die (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 4 October 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)
shocking bump
― a passion for posting (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 5 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha OH THE DRAMA
― The More You Live The Faster You Will Die (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 5 October 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)
If by some people you mean me then you are correct. Well sort of. I'm about 1/2 way there but can't sleep. RS is in bed already and I'm bored. Boo.
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:05 (seventeen years ago)
what's yer poison?
― velko, Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)
currently some Leinenkugel Oktoberfest Lager which I've never had before but is pretty good!
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)
i stick to the hard stuff, tho i did have some wine earliernot even a buzz yet but i may be on the way out to meet a friend soon
― velko, Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)
Are you on W. coast?
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)
yes
― velko, Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:16 (seventeen years ago)
If you do go out then I hope you have a good night. Too late here for any of that tomfoolery. ;-)
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not, but I am in the fringe area. yay wines of Costco.
― Jaq, Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)
I was not drunk last night, but I saw a bartender I vaguely know get cuffed and hauled out by dudes in bulletproof. TABC takes serving minors v. v. seriously these days, it seems.
― sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
dont you get mad when you see something like that and think oh shit what kind of great drugs couuld i have been getting all this time?
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
tequila in my sweet tea
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 22 November 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
<4
IM DRUNK hello friendos.
― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Saturday, 22 November 2008 09:06 (seventeen years ago)
Dammit I thought of that screen-name too
― Venom Boner (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 November 2008 09:14 (seventeen years ago)
I'm going to rip Sheena Easton's first LP in a moment here and no one can stop me.
I've SCANNED THE BACK SLEEVE ALREADY. I P0WN THE WORLD. I will RULE THE EARTH WITH MY SHEENA EASTON RECORDS!!!!
Or...not.
― Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 19 December 2008 03:52 (seventeen years ago)
Damnit! What happened to ripping The Fall's Slates record? I have to catch up.
― Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 19 December 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)
w00t
― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
I really don't want to think about how many units of alcohol I've had in the last 24 hrs. I guess not being able to remember how much I've drunk helps.
Hic
― Jill, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
Living alone in a snowstorm = nothing to do but....
― the ref (ed hochuli ha ha) (call all destroyer), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
i want alchohoooooool
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
I'm drunk, i've had half a bottle (small) JD, and 3 Kronenbourg.stop me texting or e-mailing people i shouldn't...
...Thanks
― not_goodwin, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
i finished the JD and the beers. i've done one text and one e-mail. i told you to stop me, now i hve to regret them when i wake up later.
Huff...
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 20 December 2008 04:55 (seventeen years ago)
your spelling is remarkable.
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 04:59 (seventeen years ago)
ay?
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)
i want to get it on
― STR8 FONKY HOMMIE (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)
just thought you should know
what the fuck is it yall
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)
hoos, how many YOU had now???
― STR8 FONKY HOMMIE (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 20 December 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
i am behind on purpose i got a long morning ahead of me
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
I’m going to get a breathalyser on my phone and laptop so I can’t mail or text when drunk.
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
I'm stillo drunk from last night. O FO.
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
hello again, it's that time...
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)
Where's all the drunk people?
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:32 (seventeen years ago)
I'm watching cliffhanger, and i'm seeing double, help me out
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)
Drunk night was last night!!
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
did a staggering drunk rendition of "Transmission" at indie rock karaoke last night, complete with fake-seizure dancing
― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:34 (seventeen years ago)
Jesus fucking christ I'm still drunk but I'm quite gratified to know that Anna, Marianna and Ed are all going to be in worse RUIN than I am. Ha ha ha!
― You only like him coz he's sexually appalling (Masonic Boom), Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)
i got drunk again ENBB.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)
just waking up and got a can, i guess i'm heading down that road again... :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)
I'm drunk; is anyone out there?
In the meantime I'm considering going to the Black Cat's New Year's Eve Whatever, to see if any remotely suitable males perceive me as a possible sexual target. Woo.
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:26 (seventeen years ago)
buzzed. been catching up on the drinking i didn't do during the semester
― lyndonna larouge (donna rouge), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:37 (seventeen years ago)
Note to self: buy condoms in the morning.
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:39 (seventeen years ago)
well ffs, I feel the need to participate. I should find something to drink in my household so I can find a more legit reason of drunkness to defend my apparently inappropriate posting to the WDYLL thread. The worst part is that it's ENBB's birthday and I would have liked to wish her a happy bday, yet I am now a villain in her mind and I don't want to mess with her,lest I be accused of being (more of) a pervert.
When I left ILX a few hours ago, I was being dissed big time by the birthday girl ENBB b/c I am old (well yes I am) and that I had posted what ENBB felt was inappropriate for the 12/08 WDYLL thread. Yep, I am that but fair's fair and if you're not game, then don't click on the link! I sincerely didn't mean to offend anyone, but seems I did, and on her birthday and all too!
So how much does it take to say that I am drunk and post to this thread? For instance if I don't drink much at all and a single glass of wine makes me silly, does this count? Let me go find sine wine and perhaps I will qualify.
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)
if I don't drink much at all and a single glass of wine makes me silly, does this count?
Hell yeah! Entertain me.
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
haha sine!! = some! sin, some, perhaps it's all the same?
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:02 (seventeen years ago)
Wine? Sin? Sounds good right now.
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:03 (seventeen years ago)
ah, phlegm, you're incorrigible just now. What makes you in such a mood? (other than the obvious: booze?)
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)
Repressed feelings of all sorts. Repression is soluble in alcohol.
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)
o/t phlegm brulee is my fav dessert, so much so that I decided to "share" use of the blowtorch that I bought for use in silversmithing; I now use it to caramelize the sugar when I make creme phlegm brulee.
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
Silversmithing? *ears prick up attentively*
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:13 (seventeen years ago)
Pic is no problem, Wiggy. It was just a bit ... unexpected.
― яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:19 (seventeen years ago)
yep, I am a silversmith in my off-time when I am not being the research maeven for the stars. Do you work in silver too?
again o/t: dear. phlegm, spill yr guts. get all the nasty repressed crap outta yr system so you can start fresh w/o all that crap in the new year. If you're not comfy putting it here, blog it in an unknown space, or put it in a note to yourself leave it in a drawer or mail it to Santa, or send it to that postcards anonymous place.
Get rid of it! It's crap that is only weighing you down. Then, go get a proper creme brulee and celebrate your freedom.
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:20 (seventeen years ago)
Hi LibC! Thanks! I feel like I have violated some unknown ILX image rule. Weird since I have seen and experienced things much more risque here in a few years. But as you say, maybe it's just that I am usually so quiet lurking or very complacent in my posts that I have upset the natural order of ILX. Ya, go figure that would be me...
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:23 (seventeen years ago)
x-post. To be honest I didn't think that WW could be real.
If you are then I am sorry for upsetting you but it's not the typical kind of pic you'd expect and is a little odd given the nature of the usual WDYLL pics.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)
Do you work in silver too?
No, I love silver as a wearer. (I had a silver necklace that mysteriously suited me perfectly, and of course it disappeared.)
As for the repression, I have been too sober and hardworking and rational. Indeed, I do believe it was a way of repressing these needs/longing/hurts/etc. In the new year? We'll see what happens.
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)
Well, it's true that WDYLL is a fairly sedate, goofy kind of enterprise. I don't think that anyone was really offended, but maybe a few pix of you with some friends first or maybe maybe playing with the pets or something like that would have added a bit of context? I mean it is a rather forthrightly sexual pic, nay?
― яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:30 (seventeen years ago)
phlegm, can you roughly draw what it was that disappeared? I maybe able to replicate (no promises of course).and Lib, well ya, I have posted some pretty goofy images to WDYLL for eh, about 3 years without any commentary whatsoever. And since so many people and ILXors thought I was a man I guess I have been invisible until now. And now though a single post that should have gone unnoticed like all the rest of mine, I am not invisible anymore but have become a pariah. pffft.
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:40 (seventeen years ago)
people just aren't interested in a woman with such a positive self-image, that's all.
― ian, Monday, 29 December 2008 07:07 (seventeen years ago)
I don't think you are a pariah, WW.
― яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:09 (seventeen years ago)
*blushes* thanks ian and thanks lib. I am really sad just now as I have just heard that 3 really significant people have died this day: Robert Graham AND Ann Savage as well as George Frances, the latter being the oldest living guy in the US at 112!
― Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 07:21 (seventeen years ago)
Hmm. Something about this one rings true...
― With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:51 (seventeen years ago)
My head hurts.
― With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 09:23 (seventeen years ago)
i very nearly posted on the indie electro clusterfuck thread before the part of me that isn't drunk told me that it wasn't worth it and never was. aaaaaaaaand now i'mma make some tea and watch teh new lost episode.
― Disco/Very (Roz), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
yeah.
― Disco/Very (Roz), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:25 (seventeen years ago)
WHAT IT IS
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:26 (seventeen years ago)
im pissed for being kicked out of a bar for spiking drinks.why the hell did I let myself get caught. what a dumbass
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)
what the fuck were you doing spiking drinks in a bar
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:31 (seventeen years ago)
btw 3 shots tequila + some sips of the 40 have me right as rain afairc
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:32 (seventeen years ago)
i cant afford getting drunk any other way
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:32 (seventeen years ago)
what
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:34 (seventeen years ago)
are you talklin
like dogg i'm trying to figure
what are you like ordering sodas and trying to spike your drink??
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:35 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― some black dude (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:35 (seventeen years ago)
order soda + spike your drink = the only way I can afford drinking nowadays
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)
but like
in order to spike the dirnk
you must already HAVE THe alchohol!!
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:43 (seventeen years ago)
DO YOU SEE WHER EI'M GOIN WITH THIS
language barrier made me think for a sec you were casually admitting rohypnolin some bitches
― Sébastien, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:44 (seventeen years ago)
right!!??
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:44 (seventeen years ago)
ain't the lang barrier dogg!
mr. boston is sooooo cheap. no I don't see where you are going. cheap is better than expensive. but getting kicked out sucks and your are right about that.
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:44 (seventeen years ago)
where i am going is you already hav the alchohol which is the expensive portion of the monetary transaction why are you going out and spiking your drinks when you could clearly be in other settings
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:48 (seventeen years ago)
dude, i hear you about spiking drinks and how much it sucks baws getting kick out of shit. like, what the fuck dude, just trying to get my drink on!
i, on the other hand, went to a film festival OPENING GALA, and after the film, they turned the damn cinema into a disco, and since it was all sponsored by a whiskey company, it was FREE BAR!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
― Gukbe, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:48 (seventeen years ago)
Hoos gotta point, you. if you ain't got bros that will hook you up with drinkage, you ain't got no bros! sit at home on your own and dig some tunes that you like, dawg.
― Gukbe, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:49 (seventeen years ago)
Okay, you can have it two ways:
1. Go to a bar, restaurant, or business that sells alcohol, and purchase their alcohol in exchange for getting to enjoy whatever it is that made you want to go there (atmosphere? social life?).
2. Enjoy the more affordable price of alcohol purchased from a grocery or liquor store by drinking the alcohol at your home, or the home of a willing friend.
Anything else and you've officially entered homeless people territory.
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:50 (seventeen years ago)
Homeless people territory is the realm of action that will cause others to be appalled by your behavior.
Hoos, I guess I clearly HAVE to be in other settings now whether I like it or not. But around here, most settings suck, and now I have one less place to hang out with some friends. Not like it was a great place for me. But any place beyond the boring realm is really important right now in my life. I live in the boonshits
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)
i am currently in homeless people territory fyi
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)
lol i was drinking out this forty on my walk home from the gas station
I like bars because its the only place to meet girls in my town, and yeah thats pretty sad but its the truth
ain't nothin wrong trying, Lorax. Abbot is just hatin'.
― Gukbe, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:53 (seventeen years ago)
i feel u capn
i'm not tryna hate i'm just tryna probe why of all things u are spiking yr drink at a wild wings
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:54 (seventeen years ago)
See a good way to not impress girls is to get kicked out of a bar.
+ yeah I am a hater, I have worked in too many restaurants with fucking peeps trying to bring in their own booze which I guess if I didn't catch you then yeah whatevs but the reason you DID get caught is bcz you were so drink from your clever methodology that you invariably made yourself an ass in an establishment people pay to be in.
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)
yay! thanks guys and girls
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)
Bringing alcohol into a movie theater is another story, however.
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:57 (seventeen years ago)
lol @ "you were so drink from your clever methodology" shit needs to be a raekwon mixtape title imo
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:58 (seventeen years ago)
abbs u should be on aim!
or not lol
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:59 (seventeen years ago)
40 half gone
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
seezine
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)
but barwork/waitressing is the worst! you're forced to act in some way coz a bunch of cunts make you be that way to get tips! so anyone subverting that shit should be allowed to do so, coz the establishment sucks donkey balls with a gargantuan straw. DO U C???
― Gukbe, Friday, 13 February 2009 06:09 (seventeen years ago)
alright, was a bit mean. just trying to drop truth bombs while my 14.5% wine runs out. bedtime mothafuckas!
― Gukbe, Friday, 13 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
fuck
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:14 (seventeen years ago)
yeah?
― Gukbe, Friday, 13 February 2009 06:16 (seventeen years ago)
totally!
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:16 (seventeen years ago)
stil drunk btw
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:45 (seventeen years ago)
lol <3
― some black dude (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:47 (seventeen years ago)
lol liter of manatees afaik
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:48 (seventeen years ago)
00:57] chelives1986: like the degree of logisitics involved in drunken sea cow tippin is hilarios to me
11:45 PMabbitheanera: I have been pulling this luna-style lead on: I am really a dugong, posting from Florida's marshes
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:52 (seventeen years ago)
<3
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:01 (seventeen years ago)
1/3 of 40 remains
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:04 (seventeen years ago)
1/3 is prob warm by now just drop that shit and get y'self some fine wild irish rose or thunderbird doggg.
― also *free* online sex personals - got any links? (libcrypt), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:06 (seventeen years ago)
Only like $2 and if you don't have that I will paypal you $2.
either there are flies flying near my eyes or i am drnkerr thean tough
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:07 (seventeen years ago)
If you can't hold two-beers worth of liquor w/o confessing then son you have got to get y'self straight.
― also *free* online sex personals - got any links? (libcrypt), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:09 (seventeen years ago)
Get Right With God
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:11 (seventeen years ago)
fffuck
― goole, Friday, 13 February 2009 07:12 (seventeen years ago)
Cervezas con Dios
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:12 (seventeen years ago)
hhoooooos
― goole, Friday, 13 February 2009 07:14 (seventeen years ago)
RIGHT!
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:18 (seventeen years ago)
ay
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:31 (seventeen years ago)
dag really
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:38 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha hi goole i seem to remember you from where i was getting drunk.
also, hlo hoos
― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:40 (seventeen years ago)
i am off to rummage in the fridge. best of luck to all of yall.
― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Friday, 13 February 2009 07:41 (seventeen years ago)
qual as fuck omo ust sayin you know afaic or w/e u know lol right
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 08:23 (seventeen years ago)
I got kicked out of Wild Wings Cafe last night for getting caught spiking my coke - the dude said never come backI went home and the dude who lives a mile away wouldn't let me drive home from his house, so he drove me to my house and had his dad drive him back home. I went inside and told my mom I was depressed. (source - I live at home until I can get a job)
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
it was pretty retarded of me to post that twice ^^^ I forgot I had posted about it the night before in this same thread (and another..)
they let me go back to wild wings but I don't want to back
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
oh hi
― tehresa, Friday, 29 May 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)
!!%!!getting there!!%!!
― jergins, Friday, 29 May 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
:D :D :D :D :D
― tehresa, Friday, 29 May 2009 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
Cheap beer night at a minor league game + no dinner = I will soon join u.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 29 May 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)
i have too many (or just enough) drinks in me. beers yum.
― t0dd swiss, Friday, 29 May 2009 03:53 (seventeen years ago)
I am drunk and sitting in the alley by my house in a lawn chair stealing wifi, cause my connection is down FOR THE FOURTH NIGHT IN A ROW
― iatee, Friday, 29 May 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)
also it is cold outside
― iatee, Friday, 29 May 2009 04:53 (seventeen years ago)
kinda !
― the stanky leg (nickalicious), Friday, 29 May 2009 04:56 (seventeen years ago)
I'm goin to the park to feed DUCKS.
But then I'll prolly wind up here later.
― ╓abies, Friday, 29 May 2009 04:57 (seventeen years ago)
i mean kinda drunk, not kinda cold outside (here it is warm and humid)
xp
― the stanky leg (nickalicious), Friday, 29 May 2009 04:57 (seventeen years ago)
wanna trade!!!
― iatee, Friday, 29 May 2009 04:58 (seventeen years ago)
Guys baseball is pretty much the best game.
Also girls in Portland like to wear sundresses to games. So, best x2.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 29 May 2009 05:11 (seventeen years ago)
Sundresses are like one of the best parts of summer. Baseball's pretty rad too.
― Oym a cripe... Oym a weer-dew... (circa1916), Friday, 29 May 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)
Oh man with the exposed rose tattoos and the billowy niceness and the duel between pitcher and batter.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 29 May 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)
Fuck winter, imo.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 29 May 2009 05:30 (seventeen years ago)
^otm
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Friday, 29 May 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)
theeeere we go
― ╓abies, Friday, 29 May 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
hello
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 June 2009 06:22 (seventeen years ago)
WHAT UP SON
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago)
like
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 06:22 (sixteen years ago)
i'm sayin
just me?that's oool.
just me.
this isn't for me.its for bimble.
bimble.
ijust want his name on our lips.
mark.
bimble,
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
Yo Hoos.
― Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 7 August 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)
So like, what's up
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:42 (sixteen years ago)
AY YO!!
Lousy time zone differences.
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:55 (sixteen years ago)
HEYYYYYY
Where are all the Kiwis' :(
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:26 (sixteen years ago)
are there any on ilx these days?
― jergins, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
they've all defected to other parts of the world, no?
― tehresa, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
come baaaaack to IRE, kiwis
― jergins, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z314/kaileasalbum/missing-you.gif
― tehresa, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)
lol so I posted here last night. Makes sense, makes sense.
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
rabies where in NZ do you live? i ask because i am very likely visiting in October
― jergins, Friday, 7 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
I'm in Auckland. Should be warming up a bit by October. Where in NZ you gonna be?
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
still in the planning stages, def Wellington, hopefully auckland. looking forward to starting/reviving some threads when i get some other stuff nailed down. at least someone (aka fellow drunk) will be in your time zone !
― jergins, Friday, 7 August 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
Ah, excellent, I'll keep an eye open for the revives.
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
i am two beers, one cider and two glasses of wine drunk. all three are still options but what do i drink next? i also have a bottle of this metaxa stuff i bought from greece.
― Crackle Box, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)
drunk
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
local garda, you're the houseisafeeling guy right? you did a mix once that started with koze remix of lawrence's rabbit hole and i listened to that shit so much. for that, thank you. do you play out at the mo?
― Crackle Box, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)
yup this i am. free alcohl courtesy of playing gig and just recently had a nice spoon
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 8 August 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)
I just watched The Long Hair Of Death and it was dope.
― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Friday, 14 August 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)
drunk. listening to tunes. everyone gone
― De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
not drunk but i am drinking kentucky straight bourbon whiskey out of my kentucky shot glass that has the word "Kentucky" printed on it in that one font that kinda looks like comic sans, with some clipart of racin' horsies underneath it
now to find the name of the font
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:27 (sixteen years ago)
i am hella looking forward to measuring my JD tonight using one of these bad boys my mom got me from montana:
http://www.americaware.com/product/images/shotglass/montana.jpg
― guammls (QE II), Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
closing off-licences at 10 has to be the most retarded and bewildering law thats been passed recently. luckily ive a bottle of some polish 'bison grass (?)' vodka here while half-watching godfather 2 on telly.
― Michael B, Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
Mo nta na
here is the font on the shotglass, i can't identify it but i feel like it's on the tip of my tongue
http://i50.tinypic.com/1zcifs8.jpg
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
been drinking this, although there seems to be an ongoing shortage of the stuff since early-Jan in my area.
http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/tyskie_can_and_bottle_old.jpg
― De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
I have been drinking in hopes of rebooting my brain. Sadly, all I feel right now are cravings for 1) cigarettes, 2) food, and 3) sex. Terribly inconvenient at this hour.
― Anna Nicole Smite (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
surprise
― i wrote a poem...IN A GROVE (╓abies), Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:23 (sixteen years ago)
god i love the drinking
― you can beat my box any time (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 28 February 2010 04:45 (sixteen years ago)
Word.
― Anna Nicole Smite (j.lu), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:20 (sixteen years ago)
Again?
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:32 (sixteen years ago)
not drunk but i went karaoking and had 5 Hazed and INfuseds so I'm a lil buzzed. dunno why i had so much now im kinda depressed cuz i have no game and even tho dis chick askedm e to do a black eyed peas song wif her and i did i iddn't have the balls to like do much more than shake her hand and go 'ey good job' man i suck
― Ballistic, Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
Without paid employment, what AM I supposed to do (once I've sent resumes to every remotely suitable opening)?
― Anna Nicole Smite (j.lu), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:42 (sixteen years ago)
If only there were a merger between LinkedIn and ChatRoulette.
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
whaddyagot?
― Z S, Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
let me tell YOU a funny *head audibly bounces off table* story now
― Z S, Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
Drunk and depressed. (Which probably is a bad combination.) Hopes everyone else is in a better place.
― Popular Beet Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
ow, sorry to hear that. i am neither depressed nor drunk, but semi-comatose from tacos and chianti.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
Damn tacos sound good right about now. It's probably for the best that everything in DC shuts down so early.
― Popular Beet Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
miss DC
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
Did I meet you when you were in DC?
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)
i think that it is unlikely. i lived there in the late 80s, spent most of my non-work time @ the 9:30 and yesterday & today out in rockville. for a while i house sat in georgetown. awesome shawarma right around the corner. this was back in ninja turtle days you understand.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
God I miss Yesterday & Today. Or maybe I just miss being the cute girl in the record store. But still....
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, miss y&t too. talked to (email) skip and a couple of those guys a little while back in trying to track down a copy of this wicked witch 45 i used to own. made me have nostalgias. as i recall there were seldom cute girls in there. mostly pasty faced cellar dwelling vinyl geeks like myself. spent an afteroon listening to 45s with jello biafra there once, and man can that guy talk.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
i have funny jello story for you! also i am drunk.
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:13 (fifteen years ago)
Sex and the City 2 drinking game got me very drunk. Categories included: bad puns, white privilege, annoying music cues, "just for the ladies" moments, and racism.
― Simon H., Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:19 (fifteen years ago)
don't go back to rockville
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:21 (fifteen years ago)
tell the jello story! (plus i am slightly more drunk than before)
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)
email me dude, and i'll tell you the jello story
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
yeh okey
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)
y know cuz i'm drunk might suck to post in retrospect
― sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)
"hey, where did the rest of your band go? you have more beer to finish up..."
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 6 November 2010 09:23 (fifteen years ago)
Hope you did your duty, Elvis.
Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good. Should take advantage of my current state and send http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif a messaage.
― Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, I see. Just typing in Ch4ki's name made that gif show up.
― Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)
i did it again!
who is not afraid?!
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
watching some zardoz
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
it's reaaaally goodreaaaaally goodgreat dialogue
"the part where they play videos of naked babes wrestling to try to get sean connery's penis to rise is amazing
"this doesn't seem to affect him either!"
― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
Am I the only person 1) drunk and 2) awake right now?
(Not like I have anything IMPORTANT to do tomorrow....)
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good.
FWIW, you are not alone. Although the idea of being in a group with me may seem even worse. :^P
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 06:28 (fifteen years ago)
I'm drunk. Called in sick today, and was asked not to make it up tomorrow. Whatever. The Whiskey will help with the sad pale cough on Thursday. "I'm feeling much better now, thanks." must be consumption or the vapors or feeling poorly. I'm troubled.
in the Wild Wild Turkey, there's no place I'd rather be.
― UiiiiiiiiiiiiD (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:27 (fifteen years ago)
This is probably silly, but when I was a kid I read in a novel that pneumonia was called consumption. I thought that sounded so romantic, "To be indisposed with consumption." I wanted pneumonia so badly, but instead I never was sick as a child, never had to miss school from being ill. Wild Turkey makes for a rough morning.
― JacobSanders, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/sudie70/drunk.gif
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3628/bsjdrunkfall.jpg
― Space // Funk (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
woo. it's 4:51 in the morning. bugger.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:52 (fifteen years ago)
just swore at the hamster and the little bastard did'nt care
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:53 (fifteen years ago)
must be some kinda commie racist
you might be Cricetinae but i'm wise to u
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
bollocks to you and the cat. some kinda fuckin' conspiracy. where is L when i want to annoy her?
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
waht is the hamster's name
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)
don't fuck with the cat -- it'll get u in the end
the hamster doesn't have a name, apart from Hammy sometimes, but usually just "the hamster". that's how we gat around the even-number rule
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:01 (fifteen years ago)
well no wonder s/he's pissed
commie racists won't even give the poor kid a name
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
even-number of named things rule, dude. out of our control.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:04 (fifteen years ago)
or dudette, i dunno, shouldn't be gender specific
oh fuck this is not sober
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
anyway, Swaziland. that's a sobering thought. life expectancy 31, over 50% of ppl in their 20s are HIV+, this is a sobering thought and reminds us how little agency we have int he world. what do you do about this? I wan to do dsomething at least
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
what did u have in mind
i understand the swazi king does well for himself; is that what you meant?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
i don't mean to be fflippant etc. I want to know how I can exercise whatever I can as a privelided westerner to make this shit better. i dunno.
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
i'm gonna step aside and hope sarahel can fulfill this role now
good luck tomofthehungovernest
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
oh fuck it. I'll write properly in the morning when I can type str8
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
:D
uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah
oh yeah
i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can
gprss. mcdonalds french fries. i went home early
why is ilx my home page. homegauge. loamplague. domesage. ownage.
― SEX-MEN: Worst Ass (Lamp), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:28 (fifteen years ago)
*like*
― markers, Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
hey, lamp! you are drunk!
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
hey u guyz
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)
i have been mixing lemonade and vodka since 7pm
and i have been out of limondada for at least 2 hours
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)
in this blog post i was described as a "local musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)" and i was like wtf
and then i googled me and saw that the #3 result after my twitter & blog was some horrifying demos i recorded last winter
horrifying
i am listening to myself now
oh my god
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:25 (fourteen years ago)
wld listen to a BIG HOOS joint tbh
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Friday, 1 July 2011 06:31 (fourteen years ago)
I realized just before theoretically going out after work that before work, I left the oven on w/ food inside. That equaled nearly eight hours of high-temperature cooking time (and a defunct fire detector, and my roommate on an international flight). I rushed across town, fearing the worst - especially as I have two cats at home. Thankfully I arrived to find the cats alive and no fire, just some char-black chicken and an awful, awful smell.
The relevant point being: I have poured myself a generous helping of Jameson to calm my nerves. Cripes.
― You Post on ILX (Simon H.), Friday, 1 July 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
feeling u simon h.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)
thx HOOS! sorry bout yr google problem. the terrible "anarcho-punk" recordings from high school that I uh "vocalize" on are blessedly google-proof.
― You Post on ILX (Simon H.), Friday, 1 July 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)
haha it's not so bad, i just wish "musician" hadn't been my first appellation in the thing, but there are worse places to be
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 07:00 (fourteen years ago)
sup
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 July 2011 07:23 (fourteen years ago)
would like to drink with a hoos btw
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 July 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)
we must make this happen obv
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)
for now tho i am letting the various alcohols do their work as i drift off to sleepings
ginhaze
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Friday, 1 July 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)
i'm just going to admit it
i'm drunk
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)
lemme do a quick "internet search" to see how many times "going to admit it" has popped up in this thread
twice!
all in the last 2 minutes!wait now 3 times! WEIRD
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)
wait still 2 times. "going to admit it"!
now 3!
i can tell this is going to be a really exciting thread revive
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
can i just move on into the apologetic stage?
now let me tell you about my childhood riggemslaggim
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)
hi Z S!
― caek, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)
let's get one thing straight caek
are you saying "zee ess" or "zed ess"? recently it came to my attention that "zed" is a "thing" with "a lot of people in the world"
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)
which brought up the painful memory, about five years ago, my mom reveals that when my mom and dad were trying to figure out what to name the blob that popped out of her body, it was down to "zachary" or "jedediah". after long deliberation, they went with the z option. so this "zed" stuff is weird because it's a hybrid of ...well you get it
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)
i was almost jedediah! holy shit
although i had a talk the other day about this and someone told me that it would have been a good thing, that i could have "owned" jedediah. very strategic.
Knew a kid once named Zeedock.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
i actually know a jedediah!
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
i've always said "zee ess" btw
― markers, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
does he "own it"?
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
he pwns it
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)
i say zed ess, zed ess.
it feels snappier.
but i am not dogmatic about it. z comes up a lot on astronomy and i have started saying "zee" in that context.
― caek, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
i know i'm on a downward spiral because i've started mixing drinks without measuring anything and my gameplan for the night is to make a really sweet playlist and drink a lot of water later so i can go to work
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
you sound like you have it all figured out
― caek, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
he's like so what i'm drunk
― markers, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
i already laid the seed of this earlier today when i pulled the old "i have a big headache, hope i can make it in tomorrow" routine
then i left work and was like loooooooooooooool
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― caek, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
hii zee ess!
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
what are you drinking?
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
well about an hour ago i was going tiki and made something involving jamaican rum, demerara rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and apricot liquor. then a while ago i just made a gin and tonic with ridiculous errors. now i'm sitting here thinking "why don't i just have some tequila straight up to really 'taste it'
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
it's thursday night people!
how does one err when mixing gin and tonic?
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
pro tip: have whisky and ginger ale
― caek, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)
i can support that pro tip
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)
but i prefer to call it bourbon and gingernice ring to it
you throw out the shotglass so you have no real idea how much you're pouring in. then you pour in what you think is the normal amount of gin, and then you add some cointreau. then you add lime juice and tonic. then you put more gin in just to safe. then add a bit of cointreau. top off with gin.
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)
that's an xpost over there
i don't have any whiskey. i ran dry on it a while ago so i'm down to other assorted beverages
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)
lol going tiki
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)
whiskey & ginger ale was my drink for 15 yearsr.i.p.
― buzza, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)
hey zs you should come over sometime because we have a deck of cards with tiki design and each one has a tiki drink recipe on it.
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)
the possibilities are ~endless~
or like 52
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
oooOOOOoooohh that srsly sounds great
everyone makes fun of the tiki styles, but 20 years from now, everyone's going to wish they were into it 25 years ago
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 5 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
tbh the cards just came w/ the bf and i've never used them at all bc i am more of a bourbon neat gal.
― tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
I think Tryst is doing some Tiki promotion...
― ljubljana, Friday, 5 August 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)
ugh, hungover on homemade ginger beer (sounds wussy but it must be like 15% alc) so i'm drinking some more
made with baking yeast cause you cant get brewers yeast in indonesia, so i'm also farting and belching like a mofo.
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 5 August 2011 05:52 (fourteen years ago)
well, here we are again
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)
loooooool
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)
wb
- logicomix - it's good, it's about infinity, the graphic half of Graphic Novel looks like it was auto-generated by an application from 2023 (in a negative way, i just mean that the program hasn't been invented yet, not that it's futuristic and cool) but it's worth a read for infinity seekers- just played half an hour of Super Meat Boy, and goddamn is it hardcore gamer nerd, and by that i mean that if you're drunk, it is not nearly as much fun. most games are more fun if you're a bit tipsy, but this game is so intense that if you have half a drink you're fucked. the #1 super meat boy player runs a cotton candy factory and never stops laughing- last week i went to a resort in jamaica. i didn't realize it when we went there, but it was a "couples" resort. basically everyone was on a honeymoon and doing it all the time. every morning when we came back from the beach, our room and bed were made up with a new design for the towels on the bed each time. most of the time it was innocent stuff like swans and a little heart symbol, but on the final day we stayed there i returned from a nice floaty time on the ocean to this scene:http://i52.tinypic.com/2vifuon.jpg
i'm sure there was a statistically significant increase in the amount of doing it from behind action that night
whoaa
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
uhhhhh
― tehresa, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
wow
right? i returned from a The Graduate-esque hour of floating and thinking about the past and then it was just like flower in the butt everywhere
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
wkiw
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)
wkiw z s or flower in the butt everywhere?
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
w/e
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)
i am so, so sorry
gdamn
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)
this sounds sooooooooooo good, i am showing up tmw at 7 pm that's cool
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
THERE HE IS
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://files.sharenator.com/4221_2111_hanging_around_drunk_I_gave_up_drinking_when_I_woke_up_collection-s300x449-52587-580.jpghay guyz!
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
i'm so sorry momma
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
MOMMA I'M SO SORRY I'M SO OBNOXIOUS
― markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
we're sorry, too
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
who is being obnoxious? markers, i challenge you to an un-obnoxious contest right now, starting NOW.
so what did you think of today's events?
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
which events!
― markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
lol strongo that's pretty good
the largest ones!
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
!
listening to Yello!
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
livebloggin!
seriously, if you're reading this, and i mean this, you deserve it .you fucking deserve it
un-obnoxious contest is absurd
z s vs markers in a bitchfest (probably have to quarantine 90s rock at least to start)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YGL3amPmychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrr3lRLjZ1Y
― markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit, that was like murderers' row right there
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcbsy5SiCIo
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)
ty for taproot lol
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
damn markers
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
"this song is a poem to myself, it helps me to live"
― markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
i know i'm a bit "i'm drunk", but that was legendary
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAocvKHUidghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Xb_7YDroQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZGt4JVX860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLeIyy2ipps
― markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)
on fuck, DEFAULT
holy s
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)
on fuck
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
can i just...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8IPLgAIueo&ob=av2e
― ✇ (Tape Store), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
not drunk but i am typing this with one hand
― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
...because there's a COCKTAIL GLASS in the other one! BOOM
a more accurate title for this thread would be
"I'm" drunk! [Started by luna (luna.c) in June 2004
― estela, Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)
ahaha
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)
seems a bit early for estela to be drunk, but bless
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)
it's years too late.
― estela, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:10 (fourteen years ago)
was bitching to a friend about how this song reminded me of some girl and was makin me finish my gin
she goes 'fuck this song. this song sucks. let me find you a better song.'
<3 <3
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)
(she found me 'poem' by taproot)
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)
^ not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRUbmtLGYFo
she says this is my "theme song"
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:37 AM
― markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 06:22 (fourteen years ago)
Should've known with Tape Store and ZS blowing up on the same thread, a goddam Urge song would surface.
― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
this is some sort of weekday recordhay
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
had a buncha sake and my roommate insisted i help him finish his ~sour apple flavored~ vodka
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)
so i am feeling u
that was mouthwash, hoos
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
looooool
if you wanna head to cvs and get some rubbing alcohol and cough syrup later i'd be totally down hoos
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)
my mans
in the dmv we get fucked up on rubbing alcohol
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)
rubbing alcohol IV stand!
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)
sup yall
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)
sup, want some syrup
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)
everyone can p much assume if i'm posting after 10 pm that i've had ~several~ fwiw
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)
p much same here
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)
k3vin i should do a middle school tour where we tell the kids how cool it is to be wasted
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
k3vin AND i
at the middle school
teaching the kids
about life and whatnot
WOULD TEACH
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
sup bros
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
still p early
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
i'm still a young dude so i'm learning how to do this alcoholism thing right but i gotta play basketball at 11am tomorrow (& i've been wanting to wake up early anyway lately) so i've figured out that if i start drinking with dinner then i'll likely conk out by 12 and have plenty of time in the morning to do errands/other things i wanna do
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
arent u like 21 u shouldnt even be getting hangovers yet
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
what an eminently unlikeable post (xp)
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
22! xp
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)
waking up early is good for reading! can any of you dudes do meaningful reading when you're drunk? i cant!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
drunk btw
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:43 PM (3 minutes ago)
aw man :(
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)
iatee! sup dude
don't mean to harsh on your buzz, kev, i am just bitter and ulcerative and can't drink no more.
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)
nm doing drunk research for a job interview tomorrow
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)
i can read when im like buzzed but not when im ~drunk~ usually i just like to watch sitcom reruns
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
or post 2 ilx obv
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:46 PM (4 minutes ago)
lol this is a srs post!! i've been trying to finish this book since like last sunday but i've always had plans during the day and gotten drunk @ night!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
― iatee, Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:48 PM (4 minutes ago)
eh fuck it! jk good luck man i'm of the age where i know a bunch of my friends are struggling in the same boat
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)
it's a pretty corporate bullshit job and I'm surprised I even got an in person interview after the phone interview where I was sorta laid back and casual whereas the guy interviewing me would respond "understood" after everything I said
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)
also he went to harvard according to google
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
gross
kevin what book are you reading?
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
the bartender's black book updated 9th edition
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)
he guy interviewing me would respond "understood" after everything I said
looooooool what an asshole!
"When I'm working on a project, I don't want just to meet deadlines. Rather, I prefer to complete the project well ahead of schedule.I have exceeded my sales goals every quarter and I've earned a bonus each year since I started with my current employer.My time management skills are excellent and I'm organized, efficient, and take pride in excelling at my work.I pride myself on my customer service skills and my ability to resolve what could be difficult situations."
"understood."
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
xp lamp lol salinger
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
i'm young i know!
one job interview strategy that's i wouldn't recommend is to crack up laughing in the middle of your answer.
"my time management skills are excellent and i'm organized, efficent, and-ahahahahahahaha! aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaa!"
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)
adding zs and lamp to the 'wkiw" young gun ilx crew
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
a risky interview strategy is to lean in closely to the interviewer and say "we both know this is a fucking joke, am i right? this whole thing is just absurd."
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
yeah that does seem risky I have been essentially doing it at every job interview and have a 0% success rate
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)
at the beginning of every job interview im just like 'get on my dick' and then grab my crotch
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
raise high the jim beam ilxors
u fuckin guys
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
what's up killers
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
lamp! not bad for a drunk i gotta say
― zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
lamp is my fukkin man
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
Hell I even remember the time when Lamp did the whatsit now and *falls over*
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
is z s drunk again?
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
teleport to the cruise room
we are all drunk in this thread
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
if you're not gtfo imo
i'll be there in my pajamas drinking a blood and sand
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:28 (fourteen years ago)
im on strong antibiotics and cannot drink. pour one out for me.
this thread needs one of those breathalizers that you attach to your car
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)
can i pour it into my mouth instead of on the ground? because booze is fucking expensive in this bastard communist state.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)
man i knew kevin was drunk
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)
last night i was drunk & texting hoos a bunch of shitty hoos & steen puns, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie
for some reason, the bar i was at was had cycling on the TV or something, so i found out that this guy exists http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Steensen
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
last night i consumed the following:
- a pint of sam adams- three coronas- two mixed vodka shots- three cigarettes
and i woke up really feeling like shit, it was kind of depressing -- i've always been a lightweight anyway but i really didn't think i was gonna wake up today like "argggh fuck alcohol" -- thankfully i don't have a job so it was kinda all good anyway
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)
it was probably the cigarettes dude, if yr not a regular smoker.
though anything involving "shots" is generally not a good idea if you want to maintain belief in a loving god the next day.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i'm not a regular smoker
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)
, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie
<333333333333333
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
omg shots
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
also jordan you are a zygote in the paying-for-drinking-the-next-day sense. go, be fruitful, and drink yourself into a stupor. because one day your body will truly revolt against you.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
tbf i was hanging out w/ one chick, which is where the shots came into play
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
the worst thing about dating some1 that works in a bar is that they and all their friends only ever drink shots all the time cuz they have the tolerance of russian mobsters
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
LAMP OTM
i used to not be able to take shots at all (except gin) i think bcuz of not knowing "how" to drink in high school, but lately i've been finding myself being able to take shots of jameson & shit
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)
learn from me, my children. learn from my mistakes.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
not that i would ever choose to do shots of jameson really, but you know how Men are
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
I'm all for this shot-backlash, I avoid them when possible
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)
when i was dating a bartender in '06/'07 i felt like i was courting death on reg
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)
"well honey i was pretty much just planning on staying in and reading tonight since you're working""come down! you know you'll drink for free""FUCK"
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
haha 'its slow at work, come hang out' is both the worst and the best depending on yr mood
tbh i hate shots but they are effective in fukkn u up if thats your goal but im more of a sipper tbh working on a tim collins twist i invented myself atm
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)
i've never been drunk. i wake up sick after drinking slurpees and arizona drinks so thank god i don't drink because i don't even fuckin want to know what it'd feel like to wake up the next day with a hangover
― markers, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)
you should probably stop drinking so much sugar
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 05:11 (fourteen years ago)
yeah we'll see
― markers, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:16 (fourteen years ago)
drink some OJ
― ۩ (crüt), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)
drink some gd water
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)
or gin, which is also clear
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)
which reminds me
i have really taken to the noun "fucks" lately
as in
"i am drinking some gin, you fucks"
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
Not actually drunk but...I'm halfway through a 4Loko (I drink it over ice in a glass, tastes better that way) I've taken two Buspars, and I've been smoking an e-cig (yeah, I do that now on occasion, too). I've been staring fuzzily at the celling for a while.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
E-cig!Twice the fun!
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)
sup z_s
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
I'm so proud that it wasn't me that revived the I'm Drunk thread this time! I was about 30 min away
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
yo how was getting arrested brah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)
so great
really moving, so many different times. my hands hurt from clapping, my voice is hoarse from shouting. loved it
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)
cops were surprisingly cool, made it really easy on everyone. we started at 11am, i was arrested at around 3, was out by 5:30.
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
You deserve to be drunk! Bottoms up!
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)
the bottoms have been upped so many times, and now i'm just trying to type words with the letters in the correct order.
with correct pronunciation.
wooooooooo!
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
y did u get arrested??
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
tar sands
tarsandsaction.org
i posted a meganote on facebook to explain a little bit more but probably not appropriate for I'm Drunkt hread
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)
in the long run, we will all be cyberterrorists
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Friday, August 26, 2011 1:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
quite possibly better than after a night of drinking str8 sugar dogg
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)
i just got a lil lifted, have poured myself a nightcap, and just put on motherfucking bladerunner
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
god my day ruled so hard and this is the perfect conclusion
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)
what'd you pour?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
oh just some four roses, still have a lil left. good stuff!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)
i'm watching the theatrical cut of blade runner for the first time and i love this so much more than the directors cut.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)
<3 4 roses
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:59 (fourteen years ago)
ppl, plz dont get arrested til I get arrested, mmmkay?
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 September 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago)
that's the way it is, not too bad, 'cos you can feel no way...
ow
~i COULDN'T SEE WHAT WITH THE FOREIGN WARS AHEAD OF ME, I'TS NOT "FAIR"
last night i thought i heard somebody, climbing up the drape, but when i looked i saw nobody, halfway through all the presidents' men, i spied the clock it said ten to ten. good god, you must have thought you were dreaming, not the thing you know you'd like to believe in, eight kids all cramp my style, look at the rifle and the popworks fly!
owo ow ow ow ow ow oh oh
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)
what's it like when it's too late to say it? and then again it's what you're always saying! and what's it like when it's tinged with fear? 1-2-3-4-5 here! that's the way it is! but it's not too bad! 'cos you could feel now way! you've heard the story...
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)
guess he says "drainpipe", not drape. i'm still learning!
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.wupload.com/file/139098544/07_Feel_No_Way.m4a
jerry blavat-approved
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
try to work it, it gets me down. i can't break it. step over the green velvet jacket, his uniform, over his girlfriend, but watch her feet. out through the attic and window and roof garden, into the streets and forget about me. down to the station and up to the boulevard, with you now, mr. pharmacy. you said 'be careful', 'wait till the morning comes'. you've said your peace, now forget about me. here lie awake and it gets me down. i care to break it, kinda make it .
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
Drunk on a $3 bottle of wine from the Wal-mart. Only burns a little.
― Bryan, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)
I am developing a cocktail based on whiskey and pineapple juice and ginger and I feel I either have it perfected, or I am lit enough that anything would taste pretty good
― mh, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
also, I am furniture shopping on the web and possibly going to watch the Sons of Anarchy premiere on tv even though that is really more my friend's show and not mine
― mh, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
Almost sounds like whiskey sour variation. Keep us posted.
― Bryan, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
That sounds like a delicious drink that I would drink all these drings
― quincie, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
=D
― mh, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
I think I just ran out of whiskey
I had a fair amount left of whiskey earlier? How this happen? WHERE IT GO
In yer belleh. All I have for mix is water and Coke Zero, and neither will do. Have lots of whiskey.
― Bryan, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
I'm visiting my Mom who lives in a partially dry county. You have to drive at least 20 miles to buy liquor! I ran out of whiskey two days ago and the nearest liquor doesn't even have good Rye or decent bourbon. I can only drink so much beer. Why in gods name are there still dry counties???
― JacobSanders, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)
christians
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)
acting in gods name
Also county line liquor stores. They don't seem to mind 'em either.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
friends
romans
countrymen
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
its ya boy
― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
u know how i do.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)
aw yeah
― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
my roommate is insisting we examine the bottom of this bottle of rum. nowhere to go, nothin to do, why not.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
i have made a decision btw
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)
i am now and forever going to divide my friends based on which drive-by truckers songwriter is their favorite.
not as drunk as i'd like to be after 8 cans and 2 bottles of beer*. going to bed.
* my aside: the cans of beer were 4%, when the same make, which is terrible, have always been 5% since i was a wee boy. so are crap beer firms in the uk trying to pretend they're committed to lowering alcohol consumption by watering down their product to make larger profits?
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
conley tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
i forgot to go the store before i played basketball (can't buy alcohol after 9 in this state) so i'm working through these beers. i much prefer hard, cheap liquor
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 September 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
oh man I just ate a burrito drunkenly and it was great
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 September 2011 06:44 (fourteen years ago)
i approve of the above post
― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 06:58 (fourteen years ago)
i'm the worst drunk ever.
my tolerance is down, i barely ate today, i drank five beers and a shot of whiskey in less than two hours...
BUT somehow i didn't drunk-text anyone, or post anything completely and totally embarrassing on internet, or make sloppy passes at ladies. what's more, i had the misfortune of being next to the male and female versions of two thoroughly ugh people at two different venues and enduring way too much of their soul-taxing conversations, but i don't even feel angry or bitter atm, wtf??? the fire has truly gone out...
growing up sucks
― dell (del), Saturday, 10 September 2011 07:43 (fourteen years ago)
what's more, i had the misfortune of being next to the male and female versions of two thoroughly ugh people at two different venues and enduring way too much oftheir soul-taxing conversations, but i don't even feel angry or bitter atm, wtf???
i know that sounds far-immature, but...these ppl were srlsly horrible. and i have had a punishing wk, and just wanted to go out to a chill place nearby before doing family stuff for a few days, and at the same time wanted to be insulated from those sorts of folks. go back to your greek system ffs. leave me to my makedo shitholes for just this one night. ergh.
― dell (del), Saturday, 10 September 2011 07:54 (fourteen years ago)
they were aggressively charmless imo is all i'm saying.
― dell (del), Saturday, 10 September 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://vegasspiritsongandy.com/shop/images/large/ri-1.jpg
#winning
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 September 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)
drinking red wine (some red bicyclette pinot from the corner sto')
― debenture banhart (get bent), Friday, 16 September 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
i wanted to get a bit drunk tonight because i was having a terrible day but i ended up staying home and just having a couple of cocktails which didn't really "do the trick"
― buzza, Friday, 16 September 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)
whoa that vodka tonic served in a magic bullet had a greater volume than anticipated
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 September 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
Bought a bottle of Rowan's Creek bourbon, and now that I have my stereo set up, I am going to do this to music.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 18 September 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
I am pleased to see that this thread was already revived.
FWIW, champagne cocktails are AWESOME.
― Twisted Guayaquil Pompadour (j.lu), Sunday, 18 September 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)
P.S.: Do ILXorz still chat online?
― Twisted Guayaquil Pompadour (j.lu), Sunday, 18 September 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)
THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK, AND YOU KNOW THEY COULD NEVER BE WACK...
― dell (del), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
aw man
― rebels against newton (Z S), Saturday, 24 September 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
a lurker says hello thanks to whiskey and coke zero.
― Ford Timelord, Sunday, 25 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
awww yeah
― markers, Sunday, 25 September 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
Sup
― Aerosol, Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
Somehow I am NOT drunk, despite many beers.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
surfing that line between tipsy and I drink all the whiskey
― dayo, Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)
I am putting away the whiskey bottle before I cross the line
― dayo, Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)
I am putting it away now
putting away the whiskey battle
putting it away
now
I am going to listen to all these musics though
― dayo, Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)
Want 2 c one (1) dayo drunk
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)
stevie d that is a deal it will happen
― dayo, Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
ITS YA BOY
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/47RDL.gif
― markers, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)
^ me irl
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
still got 4 beers left in the fridge and half a philly cheesesteak that, food poisoining begone, I AM CAPABLE OF EATING
life is good
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
seriously dude i can't tell you how amazing it is after like a half week of not wanting to eat to WANT TO EAT
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
like, the thing, that we call, hunger, is a NOVELTY
and it is joyous to me
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)
luna said she was drunk
― cocaine snorting suburbanite who says "retard" (buzza), Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:03 (fourteen years ago)
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:22 PM
fooood
― markers, Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)
*mumble* *blubber* *wonders why her tolerance is so low tonight*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)
YOU GET OFF OF MY PROPERTYhay
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:53 (fourteen years ago)
listen to this shit, seriously
the rub 1988
http://www.itstherub.com/?p=776
amazing
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)
JVC Force – Strong IslandLL Cool J – Jack the RipperPublic Enemy – Don’t Believe the HypeKool G Rap – Road to the RichesAntoinette – Unfinished BusinessJungle Brothers – I Got It Like ThatBDP – I’m Still #1 (Numero Uno Re-recording)Run DMC – Beats to the RhymeKrown Rulers – Paper ChaseTuff Crew – My Part of TownBig Daddy – Set It OffKid N Play – Do This My Way45 King – 900 NumberRob Base – It Takes TwoChill Rob G – The PowerL’Trimm – Cars That Go BoomThe Gucci Crew – Sally That GirlThe 2 Live Crew – Move SomethinJJ Fad – SupersonicNWA – Boyz in the HoodSir Mixalot – Posse on BroadwayMC EZ & Troup – Get RetardedDe La Soul – Plug TuningMC Lyte – 10% DisQueen Latifah – Wrath of My MadnessEric B & Rakim – Microphone FiendJuice Crew – The SymphonyBiz Markie & Big Daddy Kane – Just Rhymin With The BizCraig G – Droppin SciencePositive K – Step Up FrontStetsasonic – Talkin All That Jazz
sup mane
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)
j0rdan, i swear in the name of this desk AND this lamp, click that link
you will not regret it
i gare-in-TEE it
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)
No. I'm staying here.
*kiss*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:56 (fourteen years ago)
yes, this looks awesome
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)
figured you were already familiar with the rub, but if not, check out all of their other mixes. they've got an annual mix for every year from 1979 up. was linked to on ilx a few years ago and i loved it, broke my computer, forgot about, and remembered the mixes the other day. amazing shit
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo1_250.gifhttp://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo2_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo3_250.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo4_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo5_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo6_250.gifhttp://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo7_250.gifhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo8_250.gifhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj9o1mOJ91qdmmiqo9_250.gif
I'M DRUNK
nah i had never heard of this site! this is cool
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
tho right now i am listening to laffy taffy
I'd check it out, but I'm on my IPod tonight. It's below 50F here and headed toward 30something tonight, so I'm huddled underneath the covers and surrounded by dogs.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:07 (fourteen years ago)
this is the key link i guess
http://www.itstherub.com/?cat=15
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:07 (fourteen years ago)
I am drunk and listening to Raison d'Etre. It is spooky.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:23 (fourteen years ago)
Whatcha drinking?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:24 (fourteen years ago)
Well, one more drag on the e-cig, pet the doggie that's laying closest to me (Salty, the littlest one), and off to sleep.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:29 (fourteen years ago)
Michael's Celtic Irish Cream! Delicious.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
Since 5PM, I've had a spiced rum and coke, a shot of very tasty *blanking on the name of the tequila and strawberry cream liqueur drink* over ice, and a strawberry lemonade 4Loko. I really like Irish cream, too.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:54 (fourteen years ago)
I think if you drop a shot of Irish Cream into a glass of 4Loko, it's called a Texas Snowstorm.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 12 November 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)
*makes a note*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)
REINDEER BUTT MAGNETS!!!
― sarahel, Saturday, 12 November 2011 08:28 (fourteen years ago)
I think we should revisit these ideas in the cold sober reality of the morning. The reindeer butt magnets could work!
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
my doctor told me to stop drinking - yet here i am, drunk. that fiendish devil alcohol!
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)
everywhere i look my angel is brokenahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheverywhere i look my angel is broken!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohahhhhhahhhahhheverywhere i look my angel is broken!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheverywhere i look my angel is broken!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooohiohhhahhhahhhhh
― Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:41 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXjqkcq3mNI
this is pretty much it for tonight
happy birthday, aaron!!!― luna (luna.c)
― tuom tuom club (buzza), Monday, 14 November 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/dondurito/nicotheband-lunacy-1.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 07:04 (fourteen years ago)
I'VE BEEN DRUNK FOR THE LAST 90 DAYS
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)
everyone on this borad is AFRAID to particpate
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 05:08 (fourteen years ago)
I AINT SKEERED AH U
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 06:21 (fourteen years ago)
i'm completely trashed
― Ed Love (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:37 (fourteen years ago)
fine you want to sequester me in this thread?
― Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:38 (fourteen years ago)
almost there! one bottle of wine down now onto high life!
― JacobSanders, Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:40 (fourteen years ago)
Geez I get drunk mos nights get with the PROGRAM, ZACH!
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:47 (fourteen years ago)
Grateful Dead wine + Wildflowers: New York Loft Jazz 1976 = YAY
― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:51 (fourteen years ago)
hai
― donna rouge, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:03 (fourteen years ago)
not super-drunk but buzzed. record just ended, too lazy to get up and put on a new one
― donna rouge, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:04 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOSARRZiC2g
i don't want to get hyperbolic, but could 2:00-2:40 of that be...THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME?!?!!!?!??!!?!
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
it's nice to be drunk on a sunday night and not feel guilty for once
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
Kubla Khan to thread!
And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.
― Aimless, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:24 (fourteen years ago)
wkiw kubla khan
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
at least until he started killing people and flipping out
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)
Kubla, Khan and Ollie
― human trash (buzza), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
^ irl lol
― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 03:08 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not drunk.
― Je55e, Monday, 16 January 2012 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
oh hai
― donna rouge, Friday, 27 January 2012 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
no you are
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
it woudlnt' be good to check but tha'ts probably the 8th or 89th time i've made that joke itt
i just sb'd myself on accident
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
i have accidentally almost sb'ed a lot of ppl here because i keep clicking on the SB link instead of bookmark
NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT THO NOPE
― donna rouge, Friday, 27 January 2012 06:58 (fourteen years ago)
― Je55e, Friday, 27 January 2012 08:19 (fourteen years ago)
so at some point i just straight up fell asleep at my laptop last night
******WINNER*******
― donna rouge, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
hahayeah, i managed to make it to bed, but with shoes and bulky headphones still on
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
― donna rouge, Friday, January 27, 2012 12:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
<3 this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
psst hewy cmere i wanna talk about racims
― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
i've run oot, sorry
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
salrightj im, bnored of it onw anyway
― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:46 (fourteen years ago)
K so I'm tipsy. Went to a brew n view double feature and now seeing of friends will meet me out. Having a G & T at the shady gogo bar and getting sleeeepy. Wanna party prob gonna sleepy.
― Je55e, Sunday, 29 January 2012 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
HIIIIIII
― mh, Sunday, 29 January 2012 05:11 (fourteen years ago)
I just drank a lot of scotch after weeks of little drinking and watched 50/50 which is a sad movie about a guy my age having cancer and I texted a friend ridiculous text messages
hi
― mh, Sunday, 29 January 2012 05:12 (fourteen years ago)
raise shand
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 29 January 2012 06:59 (fourteen years ago)
what started as an innocent day going to art galleries ended up as yeah hi
― donna rouge, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:57 (fourteen years ago)
LET'S JUST TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO EVERYTHING
GO AWAY
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
i don't feel drunk but i'm prolly a bit drunk
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:46 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not really that drunk either but this is the only thread where i can talk about flamethrowers so carpe diem or noctem
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:48 (fourteen years ago)
carpe flamethower imo
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:49 (fourteen years ago)
woo hoo
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:51 (fourteen years ago)
*HIGH FIVE*
SEIZE THE DAY
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:53 (fourteen years ago)
for 20 minutes before i went to bed last night, i watched some of dead poet's society with my contacts out and freaked out
http://www.hiltonpond.org/images/MothLuna.jpg
― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:56 (fourteen years ago)
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaexactly
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
^what a bar sound like
typos i have regretted, vol 3, dates that are palindromes
My partner is out of town.
I don't know anyone on this godforsaken island.
I've unearthed a recording of an internet radio show I did when I was 19.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 11 February 2012 06:35 (fourteen years ago)
...
it's all good. i can see in double vis life i'm wasting her ion now ,so i can pging thistwice the
― Spectrum, Saturday, 11 February 2012 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
You can buy beer from a corner store here 24 hours a day.
So, I suppose, not entirely godforsaken.
Also, that tapping trick on cans most certainly works. Fuck doubting Thomases.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 11 February 2012 07:00 (fourteen years ago)
irish coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 11 February 2012 07:09 (fourteen years ago)
and goldfish vrachkers are fikvimging deliucious yeah@@@@!!!!
― sarahell, Saturday, 11 February 2012 10:28 (fourteen years ago)
^^^A reasonable person who knows what's afoot^^^
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 11 February 2012 10:53 (fourteen years ago)
i ate a bunch of goldfish last night too! granted i eat them like, every day more or less
― Prince Rebus (donna rouge), Saturday, 11 February 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
gimlet diet, gimlet zealot, gimlet gut, gimlet couplet
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
drunk buttbut i'm drunk
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rgllWEdKM3Q/TqLHifAVIUI/AAAAAAAABq4/WSovkOVzvLA/s1600/Fin.png
http://parumpumpumpum.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/boyhowdy.jpg
― arby's, Sunday, 12 February 2012 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.furrytalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/turtle.jpg
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
i went to my local to catch some hoops, was hoping for the knicks but had to settle for the clippers, but the second round was so insanely heavy-handed that i was tempted to ask for it weaker! (empty stomach and all).anyway i've had some pizza now and barely feeling buzzed but i'm guessing i've set a pretty good foundation for late eve drunkedness.
― buzza, Sunday, 12 February 2012 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
join you in a minute...
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 05:27 (fourteen years ago)
oh man, pizza sounds soooo good right now
so god right now, in fact
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 05:28 (fourteen years ago)
I'M DRUNK which is why this is my FIRST POST EVER, here it IS!
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 05:59 (fourteen years ago)
I accidentally a whole bag of lime/pepper kettle chips last night in my drunk state. Never do that normally.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:03 (fourteen years ago)
o o p s
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
lime/pepper kettle chips
OTEEM. this is why to be drunk.
plus hi ehkarl
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:15 (fourteen years ago)
Yes welcome ehkarl, drunkthread as good a place as any to delurk on.
(PS I am not drunk it is only 5pm here)
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:21 (fourteen years ago)
hi! if there was a very gross fruit flavor of beer in your fridge, BUT that was all the beer there was, would you keep drinking it yes or no. ps these chips are very important http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.eltrimarket.com/images/detailed/0/chips_chipotlelimon.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.eltrimarket.com/chips-toreadas-lime-chipotle-1.86oz.html&h=433&w=650&sz=171&tbnid=C36npLrO9lHhRM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dchipotle-limon%2Bchips%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=chipotle-limon+chips&docid=MQg0KiKezBjqpM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=x1o3T-zTBfSOsAKkn7CoAg&ved=0CDYQ9QEwBTgK
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:24 (fourteen years ago)
whoa i have no idea how to make that be a picture but those chips are extremely important regardless, HI! this is a remarkably creepy feeling as i have been reading all of you guys's shit for like five years.
http://www.eltrimarket.com/images/detailed/0/chips_chipotlelimon.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:26 (fourteen years ago)
oh lord, i am very drunk
OH LORD
DEAR GOD, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME BURN A LOT
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
lord of the fliiiiiiiies
chips OTM
Z_S OTD
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:29 (fourteen years ago)
chips look awful tbh
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:30 (fourteen years ago)
OTD Orally Transmitted Diseases
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:30 (fourteen years ago)
:-/
down, boy
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:31 (fourteen years ago)
but i don't even know
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:31 (fourteen years ago)
no they do LOOK bad, you're right; they just aren't
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:37 (fourteen years ago)
OTD = on the dark. goth as hell
on the drank
i like the idea that fruit flavor beer plus fruit flavor chips = zero sum drink-snacking, like in arthur c. clarke's "silence please" (nerd alert)
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:39 (fourteen years ago)
drank as hell, i.e.
came home and carefully prepared all the food i would eat later, when i came home really drunk. have already eaten it all :/
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:40 (fourteen years ago)
I'm drank!
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:41 (fourteen years ago)
you know, what if, i'm just saying
since there is no god
none of this matters at ALL
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:42 (fourteen years ago)
draaank
so true
except for how you'll feel tomorrow, but since you are a scrawny kid with super metabolism f u
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:44 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not drunk but it is fucking insane out brothers and sisters. there is a raging wind and the sidewalks are frozen and there is snow blowing into eyeballs. black ice everywhere, it's fucking insane
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:44 (fourteen years ago)
scrawny kids are so defenseless they have the worst hangovers, they have nothing to soak shit up with, i feel for them
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
xpost whatever, i take a strong breath and i see the contours of ribs, it's not fun at all
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:46 (fourteen years ago)
here it's pretty chill, except for the storms of locost alcohol
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:46 (fourteen years ago)
the only people into that are probably messed up themselves
here it's pretty chill except i have to 'work' in eight hours
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:47 (fourteen years ago)
remember when the singer of mest stabbed a man
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:47 (fourteen years ago)
opposite of chill
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
matter energy space time !
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
SHAKING!
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
Waiting in a car. WAITING FOR A RIDE IN THE DARK ! ! !
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:52 (fourteen years ago)
i am being forced to go out despite the twenty degree weather and my general disinclination i can't imagine i will be this gutsy again until the next time i am drunk at my houseSEE YOU THEN, it's been real!
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:53 (fourteen years ago)
(ly terrifying)
bon voyage larkeh ! fly free bb
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:54 (fourteen years ago)
Geez I leave this thread for five minutes...
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:54 (fourteen years ago)
~
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:55 (fourteen years ago)
AND THE RIFFRAFF STARTS POURING INJUST SAY IT
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:55 (fourteen years ago)
it's not worth t
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
hahah no no ! I just meant it all went nuts :D
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
p$ flying 2 foLLoW my dream$ ye$ thank u~
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
T? IM NOT WORTH IT! IS THAT WHAT U R SAYING ZACH
there's no riffraff in australia. just jotsam.
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 06:58 (fourteen years ago)
orstralia?
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:02 (fourteen years ago)
No I'm definitely riff raff.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:02 (fourteen years ago)
why did ehkarl go out? i am worried...
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:04 (fourteen years ago)
he was forced out at knifepoint or something
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:05 (fourteen years ago)
you know we dont say "orstraylia" btw, its more like "osstrahhhlia".
or "fuck off, we're full" if youre a certain type of cockface.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:06 (fourteen years ago)
ehkarl was toodling some shrimps on the barbie, and then this guy held a cd by the knife to his throat and was all like "hey buddy, let's go for a walk"
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:07 (fourteen years ago)
And then the chuzzwozzers took over.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:08 (fourteen years ago)
...god I hate that Simpsons episode.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:09 (fourteen years ago)
how dare you, trayce. paul hogan is LITERALLY rolling over in his grave right now. and he's not even dead yet funnily enough
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha i am not australian or a he, and it is not a knife being held to my throat but the invocation of friendship
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:18 (fourteen years ago)
FEELS THE SAME
― ehkarl, Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:19 (fourteen years ago)
how dare you, ehkarl. i'm LITERALLY spitting on my grave right now. and i'm dead funnily enough.
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:26 (fourteen years ago)
the funny part is that i am exactly that sort of cockface. it's congenital.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:32 (fourteen years ago)
i can't turn my cockface into a heart!
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:35 (fourteen years ago)
except for how you'll feel tomorrow
don't really remember typing several things in this thread, but for the record i feel a-ok this morning, somehow. this may be because i'm afraid to get out of bed.
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 16:16 (fourteen years ago)
Do you get to say that you feel a-ok if you haven't sat up yet? Not sure, have been in this liminal state before too.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Sunday, 12 February 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
I mean not this morning, I didn't drink that bottle of wine last night even tho I thought about it.
ok, i'm going to sit up now. this is the "a-" test, will add "ok" depending on results
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
OK!
we live again
― Z S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
got up just before 8:00 this morning. felt great!
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
I had a bottle of wine y'day and I feel fine this morning as well! I had it over many hours tho so I guess thats less problematic.
Got the sads tho.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
eesh, sorry trayce. i get that after drinking sometimes, worse than the physical hangover stuff, imo.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah I know. Considering recent events I really should steer clear of my precious winez for a week or so til the boat stabilizes so to speak. Sigh.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Sunday, 12 February 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
I never post in this thread when I am actually drunk. It seems like you're all such good drunk company. Makes me want to get loaded right now.
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:00 (fourteen years ago)
Just opened a bottle of wine, shouldn't even be here but feel akin to last night's participants anyway.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)
Feel good but kinda bad because I only feel like having fun after a few drinks.
― Bryan, Monday, 13 February 2012 04:39 (fourteen years ago)
OK at last I'm drunk! Sort of. Not wasted, but definitely tipsy. Eating some treats/junk from 7-Eleven. Nom.
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
i have no idea what "fikvimging" meant
― sarahell, Monday, 13 February 2012 07:12 (fourteen years ago)
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 05:57 (fourteen years ago)
killed the bottle of v-day pinot by myself bc Mr Veg has a stomach achemore wine for me yaaaaay
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 05:58 (fourteen years ago)
not super drunk, just bzzzzxxxxed
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 05:59 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, I'm pretty much drunk. It didn't seem right to send the wife out to buy me a 12-pack after we both worked all week. so I've been having 2oz glass after 2 0z shot of wild turkey all night. Listening to an improper download of Mercyful Fate Mellisa for the first time right now. Strange how normal it sounds.
Fuck it. tomorrow is my last day before inventory. I'm going to be hung-over and pissed, and people are going to ask me "what did you do for the fuckling holiday. " I worked and dodged the valet parkers and etc. drank. tongue sticking out.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 06:40 (fourteen years ago)
Mercyful Fate! Awesome!
Am rockin to Brooce's album version of 'Spirit of the Night' <3
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
I am going to be not in a good way tomorrow. Red wine hangovers suuuuuck
Yeah, whiskey hangovers may or may not suck. I'm drinking water now. I can't get over how "normal" early Mercyful Fate sound. I switched over to some Rudimentary Peni for one song to show my wife how "Listen to this, Why do these different musics from my youth sound so stupid and different and similar compared to regular music."
She listened to my rants about music and workplace breakroom Coke Machines that are regularly out of Diet Coke only when I am willing to spend a little bit of money on one. Refilled my water and went to bed. happy valentines day.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:58 (fourteen years ago)
also, Brrrooooce. all night
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:59 (fourteen years ago)
NO YOU ARE!
i have made this joke before, admittedly
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
got drunk last night and jumped into a lap pool at the party I was at. so my summer officially started on march 12th. told myself to lay off, so here I am the next night, drunk again. in such good company, though.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:16 (fourteen years ago)
last night i wasn't drunk and i cdn't make myself feel drunk but this morning i realise i was drunk
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 09:28 (fourteen years ago)
i was trying to decide if i wanted to be drunk, and this thread made me choose yes. off to the corner store!
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
Hello my fellows in drunkeness!
― i like slash and i vote (j.lu), Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
drunk bear say hi to me
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:18 (thirteen years ago)
in a daydreaaaaaaaami waaaanderedoff to a placewhere you were mine
---actual 10th grade lyrics i just found
_WHISKE&
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)
i was so great in 10th grade. 5'2 and with the wrong strategy about zit management
Aww. I was similarly disadvantaged as to height until late junior year of high school. No bad skin? I was blessed and cursed. I would have loved any sign that my hormones were working.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)
epilogue: in 11th grade i grew 8 inches and changes shoes every 2 months
still no girlfriend, though. ---flashback to telling 4th grade crush that she was my 4th grade crush, longest hair in school, and then puking all over the sidewalk at 2 am, mike's house
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:40 (thirteen years ago)
she had to leave los angeles all her toys wore out in black and her boys had too she started to hate every nigger and jew every mexican that gave her lotta shit every homosexual and the idle rich she had to get out she gets confused flying over the dateline her hands turn red cause the days change at night change in an instant the days change at night change in an instant she had to leave los angeles she found it hard to say goodbye to her own best friend she bought a clock on hollywood blvd the day she left it felt sad she had to get out!
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
i made a pitcher of canteloupe margaritas. i'm not drunk yet but i suspect i'll be feeling it really soon.
― ostrich tuning (get bent), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)
Mmmm. Did a random project editing job --- and of course the guy wanted to jerk me down after the work was done, because English skills are the province of the desperate while everybody else expects to get paid properly ---- and now at least yeah. Mmmm.
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
curious love of oasis whilst drunk
feel no shame
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:44 (thirteen years ago)
i am not drunk! i will not get drunk, anymore!
however, i am slightly buzzed and enjoying two very weak rum & cokes before bed! this semester, i have a mini-class called "dinosaurs & other failures"! lol!
oasis love while drunk is not curious, but nor is it natural. s'just one o' those things.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
okay. i did actually get drunk. but, i did well last semester. not great, but well enough i spose. (kept my fucking amazing scholarship, mothafuckas!)
i will not post in the gay thread now, not because anyone was mean. on the contrary, everyone is nice - but, i do bad things. never mind. let's just rock strawberry switchblade and get it over with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3LtPgO4ZI4
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
drinking wine spodee odee by myself
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:23 (thirteen years ago)
you are not alone!
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:27 (thirteen years ago)
you are never alone
well, you know what i mean
― Z S, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
we can do this! together!
whatchya drinkin' z s, hun?
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:29 (thirteen years ago)
<3 <3 <3 strawberry switchblade
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
well, keep it going. gotta smoke. s'up, get bent?
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
― dayo is boy_slayer (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:41 (thirteen years ago)
really? we were gettin' all fun and rosy, and now? puh leazeee!
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
s'up. i'm not drinking tonight, just saying hi.
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
I'm watching black books. seems like an appropriate thing while sauced
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:03 (thirteen years ago)
buzza!!
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
u slay me, boy
― mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
hi, get bent!
i know that i annoy certain people, and perhaps even more than certain people. this, i do regret, because i know that i do act badly. moving on, however, i heart all my beloved dears in the gays thread. but, i will not post there anymore... i brought up serious stuff - that thread is for smaller anecdotes and lighter topics of discussion. could anyone please be a dear and tell mine in the gays thread that: (1) i love them; (2) i am them; and (3) i will not post there anymore or trouble them with my wrinklepaws sex drama aGAIN. the issue i brought up, is, understandably, not something that... can be brought up. s'ok. love!
but, i do make an effort to keep my bad posting mostly confined to trash threads! i think i've mostly only posted on drunk threads, taken liberties on the thread of my user name name sake, but then said too much on the gays thread. what am i doing!? my life is wrong, wrong, wrong. i need help. but, i live like a prince off of my scholarship and go clubbing, make good grades, and will change the world someday. i do bad things, too. i do BAD THINGS. but, i like it sometimes. not always.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
乒乓
kiss!
buzza
m-wah! (that is a kiss, too!)
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
i'm birthday drunk u fucks! cheers
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:41 (thirteen years ago)
― mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:42 (thirteen years ago)
Are you more mark or Jeremy
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:47 (thirteen years ago)
Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'
― mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:50 (thirteen years ago)
buzza ??
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:40 (thirteen years ago)
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
That shit's so much fun until its 4am and you are too exhausted to even move and you just want to fall the fuck asleep but you can't because your pillow is drenched in sweat and your jaw is sore from clenching.
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
I was just drunk and listening to Trinidad James
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
oh oops nvm
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
:)
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
8D
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:54 (thirteen years ago)
too much, now bummed out
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:24 (thirteen years ago)
peter gabriel is good tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:26 (thirteen years ago)
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/c92163c1438084a82f525cd665c17327/tumblr_mhkp42m52t1qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
i don't belong in that class
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:00 (thirteen years ago)
that makes alcohol look like a super hero
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:02 (thirteen years ago)
which it is, obv
we have a lot of drunk threads
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:03 (thirteen years ago)
threads getting all drunk being all "u think ur better than me bc u have 50 new answers?""these 10 albums are my best friends"
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:06 (thirteen years ago)
YOU'RE DRUNK
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:13 (thirteen years ago)
Oh yeah this
― ω (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:01 (thirteen years ago)
mookie's diagram predates butt-chugging, thankfully
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:33 (thirteen years ago)
oh ffs - tryin to lay off the sauce for a mere month, but one week in i'm djing a wedding, people are shoving drinks in my face and - boom, resolve evaporated....
...on the other hand, i feel pretty good. was missin that sweet, sweet booze. hopefully i can stagger back onto the wagon tomorrow morning, i was enjoying being alcohol free, in a absence of hangovers kinda way.
does anyone else have this problem?
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
Hello hello my tipsy brethren.
...Is anybody out there?
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
ahhhhh, spring break! got drunk with my mum up in here! we love each other!
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 05:05 (thirteen years ago)
emma's house is empty, so why do i call it emma's house?
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 7 March 2013 01:13 (thirteen years ago)
the other night was rough. hugo chavez had just died...
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:23 (thirteen years ago)
so, i got smashed. but, BUT, i cleaned my mum's house tonight.
she isn't here. (wherever i go, i am alone). =>
and, and, and, i feel like this all day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unV0m-jZHs
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:33 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCPA2mUuq0
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:35 (thirteen years ago)
i began a nervous breakdown three nights ago, but, at least mine is the kind where i just get drunk and listen to shonen knife really loud and yell at people about climate change. i'm taking two extra days for spring break, with my mum. i need a little more rum and then i need to brush my teeth. things'll be okay soonish. wish me luck. it's easy, like i say.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 09:14 (thirteen years ago)
i.m freeeeeeeeeeee!!! until the jameson wears off (thats gods 3rd secret name. you'd think it,d be top shelf but no. jehovah darren jameson herekittykitty parker. ) then the regulator comes back god i hate that guy. all the fucking time i feel i.m being mediated.
where is my italisn i spoke italian as a child why is that gone. i swaear world get your shit in order this shit isn.t funny anymore.i know i shou;d be trying harder just tell me wht to try harder at there;s so many things.
ps post editeded for clarity
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:49 (thirteen years ago)
blurgh. what the fuck <i>is</i> slugbuggy? let's get drunk and congratulate me on passing classes this semester, a'gain (99.9% confident i will again). everything is easy again and i live in a world without consequences. so crazy and dumb.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 29 March 2013 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
anyway, where's mordy? mookie? do this with me. seriously. i've grown up. i'm not the same. just drink with me, my boys.
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
i'm not drunk tnite tho i have been abusing substances
it's passover so no beer this week which is a huge bummer; all i am allowed to drink is slivovitz and potato vodka. i made a bunch of screwdrivers but potato vodka tastes so nasty that it is not a pleasure to drink at all.
― Mordy, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:37 (thirteen years ago)
its good friday today so no drink for catholics, no meat either in fact, poor bastards
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:38 (thirteen years ago)
i respect these things. i need to go to the club. i need to go to the club. i cannot. i should not. oh, hell. what am i doing?
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.best-of-madonna.com/videos/burningupvideo.jpg
putting on my shirt and i'm gone.
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:05 (thirteen years ago)
cant go to the club, it's good friday
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:07 (thirteen years ago)
Slivovitz is the worst. Worst!
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:11 (thirteen years ago)
medal award winning drunk and listening to depresso music. TGIF motherfucker.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:14 (thirteen years ago)
slave away the whole week at work and now i want to smash a grolsch beer bottle in my face. i want to rip all my hair out and throw it in my roommates faces, strip off all my clothes and pass out on the cold pavement and wake up in the morning to a traffic jam honking at my ass to get off the street. friday motherfucker, that's what we all look forward to. the weather was beautiful today, it was nice taking a walk around the office.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:23 (thirteen years ago)
perhaps there is a window that delineates the boundaries of appropriate drunk posting on a drunk posting thread but i am not familiar with these conventions and tend to overshoot it mightily. will reel it back in the future, promise.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
can't be worse than what i posted last night, so you're probably safe by comparison.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)
it has begun
― Punxsutawney PiL (brownie), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.hollandaise sauce on omelets. i watctched c-span. i saw you (and him) walking in the rain. don't go lookin in that closet, you ain't got nothin in there. i've had the time of my life.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 09:49 (thirteen years ago)
broken promises
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 09:50 (thirteen years ago)
i will recount three (3) extremely cute events:
1. my across-the-hall neighbor and i were discussing our summer plans. he said, "i have to go back to china. i miss my mom."2. my dumb-kid astronomy class (astro 102), is very difficult for me (i'm a dumb kid). the lab component is especially difficult, for me, and for others. half of the class is dumb like me, and we try to bum answers off of the smart kids (the other half of the class). there is all kinds of insane math involved that half of us cannot do. it's always a damn free-for-all in there. anyway, i worked with some very smart, very nice kids last week. they shared their answers with me. i thanked them at the end of lab, and the nice, smart boy looked at me, knowingly, and said, "we gotta stick together in astro 102!" -- i'm a history major (early mid-east civilization and ALL of east asia). i don't like stars and math and shit!3. it was a rainy ass day on campus. it was like, all of these kids had never seen rain before! it was like a panic! umbrellas everywhere, collisions all over! everyone so panicky over a little rain! at 5:00pm, after our last class, a nice girl and i ran out of the auditorium to a big window showing the rain all over the street. we were looking out. she asked me how far i had to walk, and i said, "oh, just over to that bus". and, she offered to walk me there under her umbrella! i stupidly declined, because i had an umbrella! it was in my bag, and then i showed it to her. me so dumb -- could have made a new friend!
then, i got drunk with pet shop boys and paramore. not cute :(
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 00:44 (thirteen years ago)
shockingly sad realization: "machinehead" by bush is the single that swervedriver would have killed for. life isn't fair, and is full of people that will take advantage of you and your talents.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
this kind of drunk u get where it's the only time u remember yr password, it is the opposite of the normal kind
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
Q: Should I walk to Kroger's and buy more alcohol (and, listen to more Paramore)?
A. NO.B. Yes.C. Redshift.Yellow. WTF.X. Okay.Y. Philippines History.-1. What was happening?B. Umbrellas r cuet.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
you have the full 2 hours, although it should only take you 1 hour. hahah, berf.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)
i'm gonna smoke and brush my teeth and then fall asleep watching dumbass astonomy shit on netflix, on the couch --> will help me 0.5% in class.
i get kind of frustrated with people for not realizing how lonely i am. i wish that the people that i pass on the Diag really knew how lonely i was, i get kind of mad at them when no one has any clue how lonely i am. maybe someone would do something about it. i can't help it. i don't really like talking about it. i had to take some years off college after my dad died, and then everything got all depressed and weird. and then i was there for my 28 year old special needs sister (she's more like 8). i never wanted to go to college because it was my older, special sister's dream. (she can never go, she's really slow.) i never wanted to move ahead of her. i'm her younger brother, she doesn't understand why i go to college and she doesn't. then, i just fucking left. i go to one of the name brand universities in the u.s., but, i i don't have any friends. i'm a few years older than everyone here, and from a small town. i'm about 5 years older than most of my classmates. it's not that i really want to be friends with them. i just want friends. i don't feel like i deserve to be an outcast. i'm smarter than most of them, i, just hate everything, and i drink too much.
i don't have any friends.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
where do you go to school?
― Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
dnftt u.
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 April 2013 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
ann arbor. lol. umich. never mind. lol. don't know what i was doing.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:14 (thirteen years ago)
<3. lol. brag about it all the time. admission to umich is the only OK thing i ever accomplished. lol. night.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
feel better, boy_slayer. and get some sleep probably.
― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:21 (thirteen years ago)
contenderizer what happened to u man
― Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
u got contenderized
― I don't belong in that class (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
i had me a little sit
― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:36 (thirteen years ago)
nagl
― Mordy, Friday, 19 April 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)
time off is always agl imo
― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:38 (thirteen years ago)
and in that spirit, howdy, mordy
― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
Time for Spanish coffees! (There's nothing Spanish in them)
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:04 (thirteen years ago)
i swear to god that i will not post depressing shit tonight. i am extremely sorry for recent, um, madness.
just drinkin' with Christian Death and the Cardigans (i'm a Cardi-Fan 4 fuckin' life, yo). what could, could, could, be sweeter!?!?!?!
anyway. lots of A's lately. ummm. ya know. let's drink, i think.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:01 (thirteen years ago)
ummm. i feel like, after thursday night's events, that i may have left the wrong impression...? ummm. i'm unapproachable, it is my mindset; thus, i find others unapproachable. i am a beautiful boy. i always forget. stupid michigan winters make us all crazy. cannot, well, connect??? gosh, cannot wait until summer. so much fun in A2.
bleurgh. hipster speak. ummm. i just like wearing extra-small Express 1-MXs (blossom). i think that's what i meant to say? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS HOW TO DRESS. MOTHERFUCKERS WEAR HOODED SWEATSHIRTS. anyway, i'm living in madonna's old dorm this summer.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
people. hooded sweatshirts are for hoodlums. i swear to god.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:09 (thirteen years ago)
so fucking don't wear them, you "adult!" okay?
the "finish all the nearly-empty alcohol bottles" part of preparing to move is the best? worst?
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Friday, 3 May 2013 07:22 (thirteen years ago)
People use alcohol to get up the nerve to do a lot of things: talk to girls, get in fights, dangerous stunts, whatever. For me, it takes getting drunk to do serious house cleaning. Last night a pint of Tanqueray had me on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. A kitchen floor that, when I looked at it sober, the best I could do was scowl at.
― how's life, Friday, 3 May 2013 12:35 (thirteen years ago)
yup
― Mordy, Friday, 3 May 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
the title of this thread is otm
― Mordy, Saturday, 4 May 2013 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
Your appraisal of the otmness of this thread title is otm.
― Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Saturday, 4 May 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)
if someone doesn't get drunk with me (i'm drunk,) i'll just have some sad monologue about Harriet Wheeler and Natalie Imburglia and Vanessa Carlton and how I'll miss my cute/awesome english prof. from winter.
i got straight A's. drink with me.
i'm home til late june. bleurgh.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
congrats!!!!!
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:43 (thirteen years ago)
crut! drink! Georgia Tech rigt? yr engineering program is a little better than M's i think!!!
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:49 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah but I quit school, and also I can't drink alcohol right now :[
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:50 (thirteen years ago)
BTW, sorry for mentioning those three in the same breath! but i love them all (but the sundays are my favorite band ever,) always in search of also-rans/things that almost almost sound like the sundays!
so drunk. fifth drink. Chameleons!!!
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
ohhh. well, sometimes i feel like school is intellectual circle jerk anyway. AND, sometimes when i do not have alcohol at hand, i just spin around in a circle until i get real dizzy and fall down.
so just do that and we'll party. we're in this together.
okay man?
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
3... 2... 1... and i'm posting natalie imbruglia videos. someone talk me down, i don't wanna do it.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O5_FQKcaI
(not natty.)
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:25 (thirteen years ago)
ummm. someone please drink with me and talk about the chameleons and shit. i promise i won't post natalie imbruglia videos or talk about depressing shit. i'm going to miss A2 for the nest few weeks (back late June). and nectos. bleurgh.
ps: The Prids RULE. (but i hate hipsters.)
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:58 (thirteen years ago)
you people actually WANT me to post natalie imbruglia videos, don't you? well, i can't, because i don't thin she ever did one for "beauty on the fire." now, i have had seven drinks, and i will reminisce about my last lover (romance) (girly boyfriend)
god, i miss a2 already. HERE I AM, with all of these fucking hill people. up north. i'm not even in-state. i'm from out East, i have family in the mitten, etc. I'm fucking retarded and couldn't get into harvard. i want to fucking die. these one-eyed, suspender-wearing, loose jeans, ford pick-up, ugly ugly ugly, croc wearing, SHORTS wearing, hairy knuckles, motherfuckers. i don't know.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:58 (thirteen years ago)
ps: The Prids RULE.
that they do, that they do
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:03 (thirteen years ago)
Eeyyyy my momma wore crocs and had hairy knuckles you sonbitch
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:05 (thirteen years ago)
wanna go outside?
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:08 (thirteen years ago)
i don't understand, sorry
ARE YOU DRUNK?
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:09 (thirteen years ago)
fuck you, darraghmac. seriously. you're a small person. you're petty. you'll never fly as high as i do. you JUST DON'T really do anything. you're a fucking turd and post on ilx all day. like, really, what is your deal? really? what have you ever achieved? nothing. fuck you, loser.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:19 (thirteen years ago)
i get straight A's. volunteer, contribute to my community, and have two jobs (while depressed!) to pay for my mother's housing. what the fuck do you do???
oh, and i go to a really good school.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:21 (thirteen years ago)
and i was raised poor.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:22 (thirteen years ago)
fuck you, turd.
it's been done
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:26 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ. what just happened? yeah, i don't like D. i really dislike D. but, i don't know what's happening. i have three days off now.
let's drink and talk about Sarah Records and hit parade and orchids or something. fuck D, though.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:29 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, and I take care of my widowed Mother and Slow sister. I work really fucking hard. I WORK REALLY FUCKING HARD. Don't fuck with me. Ok.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:32 (thirteen years ago)
Attaboy!
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:36 (thirteen years ago)
is that all you got?
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:38 (thirteen years ago)
fuck off. i'm going out to smoke. goodnight motherfuckers.
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)
Its early, im sober, thats....thats all i got
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)
please punch my card, I am drunk
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:40 (thirteen years ago)
bleurgh. acting up. let's make this a safe space tonight, where D is disallowed.
i like spirea x. i also wonder whatever happened to Swallow.
(still v. drunk, and will be fer hours, too much coffee, too much momentum after finals, too much cheap ass admiral nelson blah.)
what's f. hazel up to tonight? !
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 06:02 (thirteen years ago)
y'all
Y'all y'all yall
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 06:39 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― Gukbe, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)
I love the jump cut from "lie down on the couch for a second" to "hour and a half late to work"
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
jump cut and nothing has moved but the room is full of sunlight
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
ran out & had to go to the polish shop. just put my tin down & somehow splashed lech in my eye
the goggles they do nothing
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
I love the jump cut from "lie down on the couch for a second" to "hour and a half late to work" --the girl from spirea x (f. hazel)
hahaha can I just say that hours after you posted this this exact thing happened to me
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 May 2013 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
Columbia! Ohhh. Ohhh. I'm dyingggg. Just need one more rec!!! LSAT is so fucking easy. SO FUCKING easy FOR ME. THIS SHIT IS EASY for me. For me.
I wish I were home, in A2. Instead, I am with HILL PEOPLE. HILL PEOPLE.
YOU THINK THAT THEY WOULD ENDEAR THEMSELVES TO ME AND SHOW ME THEIR WAYS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, NO NO NO. THEY ARE FUCKING AWFUL. THEY JUST DRUNK DRIVE AND PISS IN PONDS ALL DAY.
IM DYIIIIING HERE. SEND HELP.
― touch fuzzy, get dizzy (boy_slayer), Friday, 10 May 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
HILL
PEOPLE
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:22 (thirteen years ago)
I am in an airport bar in SFO getting drunk so I can sleep on my red eye flight back to Cleveland. It's taking a lot more than I anticipated.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
I'M ON FUCKING HOLIDAYYYYYYYYY'ALL
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
No work for a week! Been OTing like crazy, did a 13hr shift on sunday w only 30 mins for lunch. I NEED THIS
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
post-pub food: halloumi in pitta, baby courgettes, all w olive oil sea salt black pepper lemon juice
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
this holiday I will:
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
yechhhhhhhhh just opened a bottle of warm rose
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
brrr I'm finishing this bottle but it's gross
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
Too much time on ilx moment: tried to decode brrr
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
tbrrrrrrrrr
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
glug
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
― Moldy ★☆☆☆☆ (wins), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:42 (thirteen years ago)
hey darrghmac: carne asda (or whatever the fuck) is worse.
I GUESS, I would just buy ya a damn beer if yr ever in A2 or something. (is this how people talk?)
anyway. i don't really care about, or believe, in any fucking thing. everything is fucking useless.
except education. and climate science.
drink with me. talk about the prids or some nice shit. come to A2.
i'm better than this when i'm sober. i'm better than this when i'm sober. i'm better than this when i'm sober. i'm better than this when i'm sober. but, indulge me now.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:49 (thirteen years ago)
are you a sock or are you actually this needy and annoying
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:00 (thirteen years ago)
have a beer mookie. how're you doing? what are you jamming lately? what can you show me?
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:11 (thirteen years ago)
why is your name boy slayer? i'm nervous that in your candid state of mind you are going to admit to something horrible...
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
mookieproof made me feel bad. the only thing that i can admit, is yeah, i'm needy and annoying. congratulations on recongnizing that mookie -- i'ts a drunk thread (and i post nowhere else)), jesus christ.
xander said my name once in a season 2 episode of buffy. who cares. i'm in at columbia/france for a msters in 15 months. ANYWAY
tell me 'bout treeships.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:20 (thirteen years ago)
i'm nervous that trees are actually spaceships that fly to mars when i'm not looking, ANYWAY.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
Sonic the Hedgehog on GENESIS. is the best -- It's like HILL PEOPLE I do not mind.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:24 (thirteen years ago)
wait. i get it now. mookie is jealous of me.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:27 (thirteen years ago)
hey b_s, i was so inspired by your posts in this thread that i went and got drunk so i could join u what's up dude?
― Mordy , Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:41 (thirteen years ago)
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 May 2013 05:55 (thirteen years ago)
nice to start out my 4th decade with a severe hangover
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 18 May 2013 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 May 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
hangovers are kind of exhilirating. things will only get better from here. happy birthday.
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
Drove an hour suth on a whim to go out with childhood friends, currently sharing remaindwr of a bottle of jd with the woman who was once the girl i loved from age 6-16. We're singing and tbrr i only wish estela was here just cos then she could tick that minor dmac box off. My voice was reason enough for the pub owner to lock us in til 4am with group drinks paid, result enough i guess. Suuuuppp
― um, airhead (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
sounds fun. i got sort of drunk on my own tonight and made a poll on ile that was a failure and a disaster.
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:57 (thirteen years ago)
My brother gave me a bottle of mezcal & I just drank it; so what? feel incredibly weird. Swim away.
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
ahh mezcal is great
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
Indeed, and you don't get it here, so I had to drink the whole bottle like a good mexican. I still feel weird, though: just woke up, very groggy but not hungover; my laptop was on all night, reminding me that I did this instead of working on a job application. I guess I have a problem. Also: really really like mezcal.
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:56 (thirteen years ago)
wins, did you go to the beer fest yet? I went tonight, was a bit of a washout. Beer though. I'm drunk enough to post on this thread at the very least.
― sword of (seandalai), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
I did indeed. Went yesterday - both sessions, 2 different sets of good people, afterparty till 3am. After a dreary start, the weather was in our favour; can't imagine it would be much fun today. Some really good beers. Didn't even contemplate going today because I needed to work on my job application, and also because 13 straight hours of drinking on top of what had already been a more-than-usually boozy week = time for a break. Had a bottle of wine tonight, leaving it at that.
Also: are you from cambridge?
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Thursday, 23 May 2013 23:09 (thirteen years ago)
Not "from" but I live in Cambridge. Might go again on Saturday if the weather picks up.
― sword of (seandalai), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)
aspiration momentz for your yoga morning to be on this thread soon, wholeheartedly, "in the moment"
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
I'm getting slowly eased up, I wouldn't say "drunk" precisely but the world is looking a little softer. I'm also exhausted from a fitness class so that may be contributing.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 31 May 2013 03:03 (thirteen years ago)
dead sober, love y'all
― markers, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
sobriety - dead in 2013? impact story at TEN!
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:17 (thirteen years ago)
2013 - is it a prime number? scientists say "there is no way to know", but ONE local man says that he might have the answer! news at ten!!
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
surrounded by bad weather in Oklahoma for the last two days, two tornados today and two more days of dour storms. So it's been tequila and beer tonight
― JacobSanders, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:21 (thirteen years ago)
impact news at ten!
well it's certainly heating up here in the tri-county area and you better believe that THIS little guy is looking to beat the heat this summer!
http://www.finchester.org/dogs/dog_diary/uploaded_images/P1190023BoostWetAfterPark-785579.JPG
his name is Colander, he's an Alaskan Angerhound, and he is attracted to the smell of your blood this summer!
http://www.coloradomedia.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=128&d=1365272281&thumb=1
next we turn to the actionDesk - looks like there was a car accident on I-73 this morning and it reaaaaaally held up the morning commute for some of our viewing audience, isn't that right Kay?!
It sure is, the blood was spilling across the highway and an entire family's decade was ruined, but more importantly nearly a hundred people were late for their very important job this morning! one thing that we can all agree on is that everyone should have a car! except those that we don't like! just 4 years ago i was an intern, i'm really making an impact here at the IMPACT NEWS AT TEN
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:26 (thirteen years ago)
i think the most effective pbs fundraiser would be a chugathon
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:27 (thirteen years ago)
lol midwesterners and their news at ten
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:29 (thirteen years ago)
i just feel bad for Londoners and their evening news at 3 am, it must be unbearable
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
what kind of tequila, jacob?
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:32 (thirteen years ago)
when you are listening to records with your headphones on, loudly, but forget to turn off your speakers
― Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:03 (thirteen years ago)
Jose and Sapporo! Actually I just got in the mail my new turntable still in the box. Really excited for a rain day so I can listen to records all day. August is lulled by watching records play, it's funny, except let her get her hands on a record and she destroys it.
― JacobSanders, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:29 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bePBQA30vQ
i know i'm that guy and whatever i just
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:18 (thirteen years ago)
you know like 5 yrs ago I used to be a regular on this thread but not so much lately but here I am now hi hello
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:30 (thirteen years ago)
hey man
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:34 (thirteen years ago)
i'n not hear lately much either but fancy meeting you here
*here
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:39 (thirteen years ago)
j/k that was such a dick move
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:40 (thirteen years ago)
wassup occupy bro?
kickin it you know
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:41 (thirteen years ago)
made a mixtape for a lady, have sent various and sundry vines, am now multiple delicious beers deep.
I am listening to mid-career Alanis and wistfully rereading the "I am drunk" thread (not 2 b confused w/ the "I'm drunk!" thread)
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:44 (thirteen years ago)
only semi-drunk but i was listening to some SFIJ cuts the other day
― misandry rublev (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:09 (thirteen years ago)
Drunk at Old King's Road. "Get lucky" on the jukebox
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:10 (thirteen years ago)
I look around and feel like a Britisher. So authentic!
0-0 tie oi!
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:11 (thirteen years ago)
but i was listening to some SFIJ cuts the other day
yes, thank u, so pure
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:13 (thirteen years ago)
I'm listening to "Monkey" by George Michael
I "Can't Not" Love That Alanis !
― misandry rublev (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://blog.kontera.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/like.png
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Loneliness
http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/3/39/Deal-With-Loneliness-Step-6.jpg/550px-Deal-With-Loneliness-Step-6.jpg
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)
i really fucking miss Kid Brother Collective - they were a fantastic mid-western post-emo band. i miss them. and, i miss Ettison Clio. and, i miss One Way Letter.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:07 (twelve years ago)
KBC used to come to my town. i loved it.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)
that One Way Letter album is fucking all time, and, geez, would have been classic if Discord had taken a chance on a post/nu-emo thing. it would have been special.
i don't know what i'm doing.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:13 (twelve years ago)
god, everyone is so fucking horrible. everyone is fucking horrible. why?
-it really pisses me off when men wear shorts.-it really pisses me off when people spit.-it really pisses me off when people smoke unapolegetically.-it really pisses me off when people that can afford not to, shop at goodwill.-it really pisses me off when people choose not to go to college.-i fucking hate everyone.
people need to grow the fuck up. god, i hate useless fucking hipters.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)
everyone is the worst.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:28 (twelve years ago)
except for normal people, and grad students.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:29 (twelve years ago)
i wish this country was more like china. good fucking night.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:34 (twelve years ago)
FUCKING REAGAN
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)
I WANT TO KICK HIS DEAD FUCKING CORPSE. I WANT TO KICK HIS DEAD FUCKING CORPSE IN IT'S FUCKING MOUTH.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH.
and, i really fucking love that band, Lync. tracks 2 & 3 on "not fall colors" are fucking all time.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:44 (twelve years ago)
i'm going to go watch Buffy and fall asleep. goodfuckingnight, people.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:45 (twelve years ago)
ps: I work harder than most of you. f-off. night.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)
Idk man, I work pretty hard.
― Hi i am your great fan suces (jjjusten), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:48 (twelve years ago)
i love Barack Obama.
― hair like e.j. dionne (boy_slayer), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 06:10 (twelve years ago)
That's cool
― Hi i am your great fan suces (jjjusten), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 06:14 (twelve years ago)
"-it really pisses me off when people that can afford not to, shop at goodwill."
it really pisses me off that lifestyle branding is a thing and that I am expected to buy things new for lots of money when there are way too many garments in the world already
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)
or that college is, like, this requirement for everyone when some people are much better off without it
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)
college ain't shit, you gotta be a graaaaad student
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 01:41 (twelve years ago)
don't engage with boy slayer.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 01:43 (twelve years ago)
He will make worms' meat of you
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)
― Treeship, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 02:07 (twelve years ago)
boy slayer is burt stanton right or
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 24 June 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
boy slayer is someone definitely
― Mordy , Monday, 24 June 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)
probably a college dropout, wearing shorts, chain smoking
― mh, Monday, 24 June 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)
y_s
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, 24 June 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)
http://favim.com/orig/201107/22/beautiful-black-hair-boy-eyes-hoodie-Favim.com-112126.jpg
Harsh on burt tbqfh
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)
who here is not afraid?
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:17 (twelve years ago)
classic song: http://www.last.fm/music/Jimmy+Liggins/_/Drunk
― Aimless, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)
me xp
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)
had me a few beers at dinner. makes looking down the barrel at 100+ pages of writing to do in the next 2 weeks that much easier. also makes it hard to write.
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)
Hey im drunk by myself watching netflix things. woohoo
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)
watch Miami Connection
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)
songs about friends will make you feel good
we are all drunk-
sufjan - you can do it. never give up.
treeship - follow your heart. what are you watching?
mookie - what are you drinking?
aimless - i am listening to jimmy liggins, and it has 28 thumbs up on youtube. 0 thumbs down. it has NEVER been hated on youtube.
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)
Im watching mad men season 4. Its good to see don care about his work.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:28 (twelve years ago)
thanks, Z S. I know I can get drunk. I can do it.
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:28 (twelve years ago)
I am waiting to hear back from a job this week. It's in a tall building.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)
That was a nonsequitir.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:32 (twelve years ago)
when i was a little kid, i always told my parents i wanted to work in a tall shiny building. they still think i want that, no matter how many times i tell them that i no longer care about the height or shininess of the building.
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
i was probably such a shitty fucking jerk little kid
Oh man the view from this floor. New york city is beautiful.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:36 (twelve years ago)
I think i was a nice kid - quiet, creative, loved animals - but a shitty fucking jerk teenager
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:37 (twelve years ago)
you vs. mick jagger as a kid - who was better, and why
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:39 (twelve years ago)
i'm assuming you knew mick jagger as a kid here
did you abuse animals as a teenager? were your weekend improvs belie a more rigid and repetitive structure?
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)
too drunk to zing treeship effectively = too drunk for ilxing
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)
i know for a fact that mick jagger did abuse animals as a teenager, so there's that
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)
this sounds like something dylannn would ask me.
Mick Jagger is a personal hero of mine - repellant yet, through a force of will, somehow also charismatic - but idk, i think i was and am "nicer" if less exceptional
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)
pretty good obit
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:49 (twelve years ago)
despite the misogyny and the awareness that i am treading the same path as millions of others, i cannot help but be ASTOUNDED whenever i watch live footage of the stones in the mid-60s, in smallish clubs with girls screaming. it's electrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcgZIz0Fd-w
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:52 (twelve years ago)
like look at the girl at 1:13 whose life has just been blown apart
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:53 (twelve years ago)
The stones rule obviously. The misogyny is... wait, i forget the elaborate reasoning i made up to convince my ex gf to stop worrying and love them as unreservedly as i do
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:54 (twelve years ago)
I cry slightly sometimes when mick sings "i cant even feel the pain no more!" On rocks off, out of a sense of joy and freedom
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)
living up to the i'm drunk thread now, but it just feels like getting your mind blown in that pure of a way is so much more rarer now. if that happened now it would be on gawker the next day with a giant picture - "look at this sincere teen, annotate the picture", 31,328 views, and then you'd have to go on tumblr and poke fun at yourself. everything that is mindblowing has been on the internet for at least 3 years, so to experience it new and spontaneously is just kind of embarrassing, especially in public.
MILLENNIALS, there i said it, but yet it's not really their fault, it's just the way things are
makes you think. bob marley
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:57 (twelve years ago)
in other news i saw julia holter tonight, but opener jessica pratt kinda stole the show. i had never even heard of her before. she played this song and it sounded pretty much the same as this recording, except that for some reason she can't harmonize with her dual-recorded voice live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF1lESEpYrc
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:59 (twelve years ago)
Or maybe i dont, idk. It wouldnt be unusual for me to react that way to a beloved, small moment in a song i've heard 10,000,000 times xp to myself
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:59 (twelve years ago)
sober but wandering in here anyway
― markers, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:06 (twelve years ago)
get out, markers
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)
no. he should stay
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)
thanks trees.
mookie
― markers, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:10 (twelve years ago)
a 64 ct. move
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)
mookie tried to kick me out of the 35 and older thread once because i was too young/mentioned that i feel strong and alert at all times and eat a lot of vegetables.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)
― markers, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:13 (twelve years ago)
i was right both times tbh
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:13 (twelve years ago)
i support the age min. on 35 or older thread because it gives me something tangible to look forward to in 5 years
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:14 (twelve years ago)
There will be hairs
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:16 (twelve years ago)
u can run for president
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:17 (twelve years ago)
i should be president.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)
you can't be president until you can successfully convince your gf that mick jagger is not a terrible misogynist. i believe that's somewhere in the federal papers
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)
1.) you can't take any stones lyric at face value. the songs each have different narrators. he even sings in various ridiculous fake american accents most of the time.
2.) the speaker in under my thumb, specifically, is a weasely scoundrel power tripping about bullying his girlfriend. there is nothing cool about anything he is saying and there isn't supposed to be. the point of the song is to showcase the band's power in making you feel what the singer is feeling -- cool, sly, powerful -- while your conscious mind is at the same time repulsed by him. under my thumb is an academic exercise about the seductiveness of music.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)
my honest opinion is that if you obtained the republican nomination you would get at least 47% of the national vote
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:32 (twelve years ago)
I saw Jessica Pratt play in a church the other month and it was utterly transcendent. The acoustics of the place made her sound like about a dozen women singing and playing guitar.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:37 (twelve years ago)
They were not serving beer though, so I could not be drunk, unfortunately.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)
pretty poor excuse tbh
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:43 (twelve years ago)
They don't serve beer at church but that didn't stop the drunk guy who screamed "you're a liar!" during Christmas mass
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:44 (twelve years ago)
Solid lols, good work drunks
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Friday, 12 July 2013 06:03 (twelve years ago)
90 mins since work finished and im tipsy, with a winey picnic ywt to come
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)
you are going to be telling so many stories
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)
About to head home after my first time ever getting really steaming alone in a pub; a wetherspoons no less.
Watching the other solo drinkers has been a fascinating exercise in people-watching, but i cant help but feel that this whole experience signifies some kind of colossal symbolic failure.
Rational voice in my brain telling me that I should cut this behaviour out quick-smart but there's another (louder?) voice that was crying "To the first of many!" as i drained my final glass to the dregs. Feel like this thread is all I'm fit for right now
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, 15 July 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
haha I can't remember the first time I did this but I'm pretty sure it didn't feel like any kind of turning point; tbh I'm usually either doing that or getting steaming alone at home, and the former is surely better.
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Monday, 15 July 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
Take the point, but surely avoiding either scenario would be the reasonable goal here?
Idk, Drinking has recently surpassed getting baked as my poison of choice, feel like there's something inherent in the nature of it (alcohol as a socially acceptable drug that I could comfortably and conceivably abuse for the next 40 years and beyond, maybe) that weirds me out a lot more than when I was just getting high on my own time.
Nm, I'm being melodramatic,getting drunk is of course great fun and I mustn't allow myself to lose sight of that essential truth
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, 15 July 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
nah I shouldn't have been dismissive of your concerns, which are healthy and smart. Just bristling at implied/imagined "oh how tragic these solo pub drinkers are" when it's a key source of pleasure for me!
I'm a "problem drinker". I know it. Before friday I hadn't had a sober day in over a month (sober = not getting drunk, not not drinking). I haven't had a sober week in years. I'm not planning to stop anytime soon/ever but I decided on friday to take a run at the sober week, for various reasons. Broke that today cause the sun is shining (but only by 3 pints). I am totally not in control of my drinking, but the thing is I don't think there was any slippery slope deal where I got drunk in a spoons one time and that was that; just, I come from addicts. I like booze. And I'm not unhappy with it, which is what stops me from being a whisky for breakfast piss yerself drunk like others in my family, I think.
If you're not comfy with it cut it out though, sure. But don't bring your doubts into the drunk thread >:-|
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)
If you can type in paragraphs then 'steaming' it aint imo
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
Also true
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)
had a long time to work on th formatting tbf
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)
squinting at my laptop like an old person trying to read a menu
Ageist drunk, that's a good luck on you
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)
Anyone who boasts or talks about drinking too much are generally "slack alcoholics".
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)
Google doesnt recognise the term, can you elaborate
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)
If you start talking about it, the magic is gone.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)
Ah, its like love, movies and humour
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)
Getting into murky waters when you start cavilling about drunken boasting on a thread solely devised to talk about drinking. Boastfulness can frequently be one of the most enjoyable and rewarding aspects of drunkenness, though I wd agree that your common-or-garden "I had 15 pints last night and then I chundered in the bath" quantitive brand of boastfulness is always disgusting in all its forms.
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)
I wasn't having a pop at anyone on this thread. Just thinking aloud and it came out like that. Be nice to see a positive, functional alcoholic thread. If you drink too much and it doesn't make you dysfunctional or a bad person. I drink quite frequently and enjoy it too much to see it as a problem. I am not a violent person and don't become shouty , so it doesn't cause any problems for my family.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)
Sorry my parents are/were the other type tbh
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)
So was my Dad and I haven't had any communication with him in 20 years. But still managed to integrate the alcoholism in their without being the prick that he was.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)
there
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
What are the rewards of being perfect? My wife is terminally ill and my son has autism. All day I work my arse off and reward myself with wine in the evening and get up at 7 and do it again. The drink on the evening works for me and I don't overdo it, but it is a constant.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
Well maybe sometimes I do overdo it but still get up at 7.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)
I drink regularly w/ far less cause so go w/ god afaic.
― Mordy , Monday, 15 July 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)
Oh i wasnt judging on it, ida swapped eithee of em for a functioner in a flash
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)
WHAT IT ISSS
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)
http://youtu.be/jP1sjD9u0uA
largest tune out imo
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)
fuck an embed you feel me
you guys i'm in my room and i just grabbed the empty beer bottle that has needed throwing away for some time rather than the one from which i currently imbibe
this prompts examination of priorities
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)
I have had just a margarita, one beer and some kind of margarita slushy thing and I am fucking wasted. Thanks, Gilbert's Syndrome!
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)
Which probably doesn't really have anything to do with it but I get drunk fast and cheap which considering the fact that I hate how my life turned out and want to stay insensible as much as possible is kiiiinda awesome
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)
Last night I was supposed to hang out with old friends and go see New Order, my plan was to get drunk too. I haven't been drunk in a while and that was the perfect opportunity. Doesn't take much to get drunk at this point either...2-3 drinks?
― *tera, Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)
just called my local 7-11: http://www.hours-locations.com/7-11/mi/ann-arbor/
to make sure they sell alcohol at 7:00am, on sunday mornings. fuck, wasn't gonna walk there if they didn't. i might pass out before i get there, or, on the Diag. but, but, i know i've done more to tarnish the name of my school than the unabomber even has, but, but, i basically just want to continue drinking more than i need to with the innocence mission. and pass out, with the "befriended" album. is that so wrong? hell. this is the last time. i have papers to write. they won't write themselves... except, everything has proven itself to be a fucking joke, to me. those papers WILL basically write themselves. i'm an alcoholic, which is hard. i only do it because everything else is fucking easy.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 10:43 (twelve years ago)
nothing is easy. life is hard. didn't mean to boast. alcohol just makes things faster, and rockier. i just want this to end. it's fine. i'll get the A, as usual. i hate this lifestyle. so long.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 10:47 (twelve years ago)
"do you want to do this?" i ask myself. if it isn't a want, then it's a need. if it isn't a need, then it's a want.
it isn't easy, you know. i wish i knew what to do. i wish i had someone.
i mean, i know what to do. i just wish that, my little brain could convince itself of the right answer. it's so fucking easy. every good and bad decision that i make. everything is easy. it's easy to walk, talk, hand in papers that i knew i could have done better on, kiss-up to professors, apply to grad school. and, then what? then fucking what? i love learning and pursuing knowledge and sharing it, but i want to die. i want to die. everything is useless and i want to die. i'm just trying to figure out why i keep going, or why does anyone. why does anyone?
i know that i'm unhappy this way. here's to more liquor and another 20 hour sleep/20 hours of studying the moment i awake.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 11:08 (twelve years ago)
people go on because they need to, and so do i.
i take pleasures in simple things. i do. that's why i'm here. for stupid music. if i die, the sundays and innocence mission and area and cardigans might not be there, in dead oblivion. i live for art and literature and music. goodnight. i wish god would just let me sleep this time.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 11:12 (twelve years ago)
that was a long joke. i'm calling my mum. goodnight.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 11:50 (twelve years ago)
http://www.salon.com/2013/07/18/u_m_oks_in_state_tuition_for_immigrant_students/
yesssssssssssssssssss
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 12:24 (twelve years ago)
jesus christ. i thought i would, just, you know, listen to THIS SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg
and, for some reason, it just made me think of entirely gay frottage.
please, don't make me bow. don't make a spectacle of me.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)
kind of think that this mortal coil could have done superior justice to "true colors". fuck the byrds! god, 'blood' sucks. i want to say it, fucking hell, 'blood' is awful. but, damn, those first two albums are life-affirming. what the fuck happened, ivo?
F&G is my second favorite album, Tears is my fourth. But, dammnit Ivo, what happened on 'Blood'? it's like you chose to become the Gerry Ford of Goth, or something.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)
listening to fuck b*ttons
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)
it's making me sleepy
Im at hot peanuts cold beer in williamsburg reading edmund wilson bc my plans bailed on me. If anyones nearby i'm the one reading edmund wilson
― Treeship, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)
*cold beer hot peanuts
― Treeship, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)
If a brooklyn ilxor stops by here i will buy them 2 beers
― Treeship, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
Wait are you telling us your nuts are hot
― waterface, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)
You're at an Arby's in Dallas aren't you
― waterface, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)
Got a 16 oz rum snow cone with extra cream, added real rum too it and enjoyed a sugar high and got a bit drunk. I am a light weight. Went grocery shopping with the family. Now I wish I could sleep or go dancing and drink some more.
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)
Got a 16 oz rum cream with extra snow, enjoyed a drunk and went grocery drink. Now I wish I am a lightweight, could sleep, drink more.
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)
man, I hope Martin caught that on tape for the biopic
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 July 2013 00:47 (twelve years ago)
Ha! Reminds me of a Burroughs cut-up....
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)
Hey!
10 minute revive?
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago)
Idk im trying to sober up before i get back on the train
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)
Im at bedford ave and north 7th st. But at heart im at an arbys in dallas
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)
"Hey boys, arby's on me, our record just went aluminum"
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)
If someone is willing to teleport me to an arbys location - any arbys location - i will buy them an arbys value meal
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
you can buy a whole roast at arby's you know
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:41 (twelve years ago)
it can be done is all that I'm saying
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:42 (twelve years ago)
Teleport me sufjan i'll hook u up with a roast
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)
no arby's near me either ;_;
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
:'(
I need to make some changes in my life.
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)
For now though if anyone is in penn station holla and i'll say something witty
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)
there's an arby's very near me (Carrboro, NC) perhaps I will go investigate the drive-thru after I finish this 40
― Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)
U shd probably drink 2 40s b4 hitting up the drive through. It isn't safe to drive if you are feeling at all nervous and malt liquor can help with that.
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)
mebbe, we'll see. in the meantime, Operation Listen To Every Version of "Helter Skelter" On My Computer Back-to-Back proceeds apace
― Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)
I didnt bring headphones for the train. I need to read italo calvino, wallace stevens, or edmund wilson once my phone dies. Fuc
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:09 (twelve years ago)
iirc max is often in penn station, reading a book
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:09 (twelve years ago)
Trains about to leave the station. If max is here speak now or regret it for the rest of your life
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)
read the Stevens, duh—he'll make u smarter & happier & maybe even less drunk (if yr drunk)
― Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)
Wallace "Surfin'" Stevens
The stevens book is essays though, not poems
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:15 (twelve years ago)
if on a winter's night a tweeship
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)
i think i got it. treeface and waterface are the same person. or a comedy duo with treeface as the straightman and waterface as the "funny" one
― Spectrum, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)
We are not the same fuckng person Treeship and markers are the same person
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
As waterface's father, I can attest that he is not Treeship.
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 July 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)
waterface, i love you in the sense that i love all people, but i had a good thing going here until you showed up and i became known as a meme/negative image of you.
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago)
jk i don't care
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)
or maybe i do care. or maybe not.
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)
????????
sorry i am still sort of drunk. but home safe.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZQfl5KggL._SY300_.jpg
― Mordy , Thursday, 25 July 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
i cried listening to this song once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
those papers actually DID write themselves. and i just finished. i don't expect A's anymore, only B's. we'll see.
god, i'm just psychotic when i drink now. harmless to anyone really, but myself. i'm just on this self-destruction thing, and i really get off on humiliation, lately. it's sick, but more than that, it's just sad. and repulsive. i need to switch to pot, which, i think is generally gross... but, this cannot continue. maybe pot would be a more controlled release? i'm drunk. paramore fucking rules and it's cute when they play them in the dining hall.
please ban me, before i ban myself.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)
Pot would not be a good idea for u imo. When i was suffering from serious self esteem issues pot would just exacerbate them a millionfold, ie make me feel unattractive, increase feelings of guilt etc. i'd advise you against that but everyones brain chemistry is different
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)
drunk!
― pokemon as lover theory (wolves lacan), Saturday, 27 July 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)
have had good and bad experiences with it in my teens! who cares! let's be drunk, and:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOiKa51ll-k
also: Always, Anthony Adverse, and the Ruling Class, and basically everyone on good ol' El rule! (this includes Momus!) must go, must go. don't need to be here, you don't need me here, need to get out of here, etc.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)
i miss bimble, and when we would just both scream at each other in agreement. i miss getting recklessly, and unfortunately drunk with him. i miss him. i miss him. i miss fawning over the two or three Sundays b-sides that actuaelly existed. i miss him. i just miss him. i miss his taste in music, and dream pop, and ethereal darkwave, and ridiculousness. i miss bimble. we were like, twins.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)
getting papers done is cool, enjoy your beers b_s.
I was just reading this little essay on blake and the guy, for whatever reason, says that swedenborg imagines heaven as a never ending theological chat between angels: you get to talk for at least 24 hours non-stop, reach some marvelous conclusion, you fuck, you sleep, and when you wake up you train like a roman soldier until exhausted, sleep, wake up and then repeat over and over again.
― wolves lacan, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)
except he, in my unfortunate admission, fucked up ilm for a bit. i wouldn't do that. though, we had precisely the same taste in music. i'd rather fuck up drunk threads. i miss bimble. i'd post this nowhere else.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)
fuck you and don't encourage me. J/K and I LOVER YOU.
Get drunker wolves. just, get so drunk that you talk about embarrassing bands you like, or something. talk about them. just, don't put me on the spot like this, lest i upload my last shitty paper, or something.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:10 (twelve years ago)
i come here for pain. like i need anymore. everything gives me pain.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:33 (twelve years ago)
i wish my father was alive. i wish bimble was alive. i wish i was alive. i died inside years ago. i don't know what i'm doing. i wish i had enough money to make it better. everything is useless.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:36 (twelve years ago)
i hate myself, but i love my school. i'm so happy to be here, but i wish i was dead. take a lesson from me. most people can't actually do what i do. but, i do it every day. i don't know what anything means, anymore. i drink, and fall asleep, and then i want to drink more. i like studying here. i'm extremely good at it, for fuck's sake. upenn profs keep e-mailing me. i'll probably slum it at madison, for sake of convenience. i wish i could sleep forever. i wish my sister had ... a better brain and opportunities. if she's retarded, then call her that. i never wanted to leave her behind. i wish she could go to college. she never can. i never wanted to pass her. i hate myself. i hate god. i don't understand it. i don't understand why god made me or my sister this way. i hate god. i want things to be fair. i just want to know that my sister will survive, if i die. i'm just, going to drink myself to death. and, this is a joke, it can't last much longer. if i hit 30, then, jesus christ. no one expects that. i just want to be able to sleep and know that my sister is ok. i hate god.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:54 (twelve years ago)
what do you drink?
― dylannn, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:58 (twelve years ago)
I would like to read your paper but that's way off, guess I should start using slsk again. Anyways, I finished some cool stuff today too and I'm way too nostalgic about the ride with the best friend that never took off, virtual life got in the way. Difficult to talk about this irl and you should not do it online.
I like this song right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdvOf06pIGQ
This night belongs to Germany.
There is this thing called the social artwork. Later, maybe.
― wolves lacan, Saturday, 27 July 2013 06:24 (twelve years ago)
So I'm drunk. And I've spent so many of my last several weekends working I've forgotten how to party. (Assuming I ever DID know.) Bleah.
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)
BUENO DIA
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 July 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)
I have basically spent this weekend drinking and watching documentaries
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 July 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)
i am continuing now in that vein
there was the one about the psychology of batman and the one about snoop lion's reggae album and i just finished a 3 hour thing about the history of house and a bunch of cyberpunky short films
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 July 2013 23:34 (twelve years ago)
ay.
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 01:07 (twelve years ago)
slept about 2 hours last night, so a couple hours into my work day i convincingly got myself sent home and i've just been trying to reubuild energy all day
beers now possibly not helping
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)
not drunk, but drinking. my bf just took our new cat to the emergency vet. new cat was sobbing when we put her in the carrier. that earns me a bourbon and ginger beer.
i couldn't pick the clump of bagged ice apart, so i'm using a tj's caribbean fruit floe to chill the drink.
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Thursday, 1 August 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)
oh poor kitty
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2013 05:19 (twelve years ago)
i got an A. sadly, i also got drunk. i had a cold, so, said fuck it. this clears my nose up, and also, my brain. my shitty british history paper earned an A. i began drinking at 2. everything is so dumb.
omg. SNSD is next level. i feel like a kid* again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
*i don't like it when cuteness and sexiness is combined, because that is infantile, and perverted. i like to turn off my screen, and rock/and or exercise to this--because the song is f-ing great. it's like, a personal breakthrough for me. it makes me happier than HEAVENLY does.
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)
i had darraghmac confused with carne asda. darraghmac is cool and nice. and smart and funny. carne asda was a jerk to me six months ago, for absolutely no reason*. i said generic mean things to darr, for the sake of attacking whom i confused him with. as if it matters, now. anyway...
*will source if necessary, but drunk.
let's talk about paramore and shit. or, early 4ad. or, snsd. or, mercyful fate. or, richard d. james. or, fuck. i don't know. i like everything. let's be friends.
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)
do you know what. i like boring shit. i like watching the show, "friends" too. my dad came over the other day. we talked about how bad the water pressure was, and how the city needs to do something about it, and about the weathered roof. it was kind of great. ah, it's gentle, being 30.
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 1 August 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)
my dad is dead. i make things up every day. i am a bastard. i have no friends. i have no money. i have not smiled in eight years. my favorite song is "asleep" by the smiths. i look down on failures that attempted suicide without actually achieving it. i am drunk a lot. i am going to go smoke a cigarette. i'm normal, so don't fuck with me. i like girls' generation and icona pop just like everyone else. i'm just extra sad.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)
Hey I only got on you for fucking up the wrong thread. You're all good in here. This is for drunk people have at it
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 2 August 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
carne asda. it really means a lot to me that you said that. ummmmmm. the thing is, that, i swear that i was posting in a drunk thread on the NOIZE board, in which, you were mean to me.
BUT BUT BUT. well, perhaps i did fuck up the wrong thread. i could swear it was a noize drunk thread?
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
it doesn't matter. i'm extremely happy that you said that, carne asda. i really, really, really, am.
now, i can die. my ghost can float around angell hall stairways, and above the lake in alpena, michigan. my soul is free.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Brown_lady.jpg
thank you for letting me pass. i'm smiling and white and blue. my resting place is only across the street. thank you. now, i am dead.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)
[i am entirely bombed, and do not know why i'm doing this]
i wish bimble was here.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)
suicide pact.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
hey. hey. wanna see mu fucking grades. i love yu, carne.
i go to the u-m, i get straight a-s. i drinnkk so much. i'm not supposed to be here. ilx is like harvard. hipinion is like REED.
please write me a rec for reed. put me there.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)
i'm not supposed to be here. I HATE MY CLASSMATESS. these motherfuckers. they wear baggy jean and look at their fucking phones, in class.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)
why?
Hey bs we're ok me n you cos
A im also drunk
B i dislike ilx beef
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)
well, it's the question of the ages.
let's die, now.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:09 (twelve years ago)
darragh. I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT.
did you read what i said up there? i know that i'm an idiot. i only post when i'm drunk. oh, my god. do you understand that the hateful things i said at you were extremely generic??? i like you, and you make me laugh on ilm, and even ile, all the time.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)
It is a privilege to make ilxors happy in any circumstance imo
Ps it has been doublessince idk five hoiras ago
anywty back to threas subect
Thurs night out with boys and it got kinda outta cobtrol hi all
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)
how did it get out of control?
― boy_slayer, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:15 (twelve years ago)
One hguy says remember we usef to order doubles lol and we all sai lol 90s and then we did
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)
say HO
― screen scraper (m coleman), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:20 (twelve years ago)
we usef to order doubles lol and we all sai lol 90s and then we did
so otm it should go in the faq
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)
Had a bottle of this:
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/84331.jpg
And I'm feeling...just fine.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)
ice cream and beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
just had a post-work drink; feeling better. my bf ran out to pick up some hawaiian-japanese food from the cool kitschy place down the street.
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
how is josie?
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)
still slightly out of sorts but she'll be OK.
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)
ayo i'm having a dinner party this weekend and i wanna know what beer i should buy from bevmo. i'll prob get the wine from tj's.
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:51 (twelve years ago)
this sounds good
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx/Beer/Craft-Brew/Deschutes-Brewery/Deschutes-Twilight-Summer-Ale/_/R-4-13889
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)
sorry, my answer is by definition iron city
glad josie's ok
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)
No of possible suicide attempters conversed with pn way homw- 1
Brief chst, satisfied neither party, i moved on. idk. next person i met had already called cops. doubt tbh they're more persuasive than even drunkeb me but hey
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)
if you were suitably entertaining (and i have faith in ye) i'd probably hold off
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)
Family party beers drunk fyi
Dad's side, ie repressed successful bunch
Tues night was other side, voltaile (tokk five mins to think or that word) accusatory fights every three sentences type
Vastly prefer tuesday approach tbh
Hi
― :D@u!w/u (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
i forgot to tell my partygoers last night that there was beer in the fridge in addition to the wine and liquor that was out on the table. now i have two six packs of beer taking up room in my fridge: OH NOES PLS ADVISE ETC.
nd: buffalo bill's orange blossom cream ale. it's good! i don't usually go for fruity beers but this one is more aromatic, less cloying.
― derpoleon and d'ohsephine (get bent), Monday, 5 August 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)
mmhmm
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)
will finish this wrap tonight and then start behaving myself
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEK6xxYz3Kw
^one of my favourite things to be inebriated to
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)
ilx is like harvard. hipinion is like REED.
― boy_slayer, Thursday, August 1, 2013 10:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is wrong btw. Ilx is much more like reed than harvard. Except when people decide it should be like a high school football team.
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)
r u drunk
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)
I have an 18 hr flight tomorrow. Should I get drunk then or would that be a nightmare? Opinions/anecdotes please
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
No im not. Sorry. Plan to be l8er, depends who's around
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
oh THANKS
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)
hope the BETTER PEOPLE show up
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)
I wouldn't get drunk on long-haul flight btw. well I would, but it's not a good idea
Haha i meant irl.
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
haha the fact that I didn't consider irl is kinda lol but mostly sad
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)
Are you drinking wins? What are you drinking?
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)
I been drinking, now I'm drunk! and on c0k3
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
by coke i thought you meant coca cola earlier btw
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)
Rum and coke and coke
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)
lol markers I know
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)
i'm drinking lipton tea w/ sugar
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)
for future reference "pringles" is street for speed
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)
the closest i come to drugs is aspirin
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)
and a vitamin
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)
you know what I loooooved in the states, those cans of arizona green tea w/ginseng (and loads of sweetemer I guess)
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)
the best when hungover
http://jackiequeenofcakes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/arizonagreen-tea.jpg
you can buy that shit in a lot of places
like multiple places within a ten minute drive from my house
when I was there (for a few months in 2008) it was 99 cents, is it still 99 cents?
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)
so refreshing
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)
yes it is! actually, shaw's near my house had a sale on these things and might still have one. not sure if they had this flavor? i like the sweet tea ones too. but yeah they're the same price most places i think
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)
that's amazing
h8 sweet tea tho
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/821045b.jpg
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
that one might be my favorite.
and I like tea in almost any form but bleh
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
fair enough!
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
where do you live markers?
also r u drunk
massachusetts. and no, i don't drink.
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)
My dad lives in and around gloucester but he drinks. I got given a litre of scotch btw so just checking in
― Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)
oh cool I've been in that state. cool also that you don't drink, hope u keep hanging out itt. at least till the dedicated drunks show up :-)
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)
good scotch d?
Not one id heard of but yeah nice 12 yr single malt hurrah
― Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)
My dad lives in and around gloucester but he drinks.
this is not that far away
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)
google maps says a half hourish drive on the highway
― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)
I have trouble with whiskey these days, there was a time when I would drink a (shit) bottle a day but now a glass or 2 will make me crazy and give me the worst hangover. tequila on the other hand is a wonder drink. and my brother gave me a bottle of mezcal the other month and I guzzled it all in a night and woke up at like 8am feeling fantastic. stay away from spirits on the whole though, in an attempt to pretend I don't have the alky gene lol
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)
good whiskey is so nice tho
Only abt 20 mins if hes been drinkin tho xp
― Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)
will be glad to see the back of this c0c41n3h3x460n tbh, it makes my teeth chatter and my heart beat unpleasantly fast. london is a terrible place for making this happen to me.
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)
i also wish I hadn't gone to kfc earlier
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)
damn I guess the drunks are all out drinking
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)
I could use a drink
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)
Sorry went on the tea after that
― Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)
lol did markers inspire you
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:36 (twelve years ago)
Nah an eyebrow was raised at me when i went for a second nip
― Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)
bbut it's saturday!
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)
fair enough tho. I guess.
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
These 3 l boxes of wine are not very good when "last one" is not in your vocabulary.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)
yeah I'm from the school of you open the bottle you finish the bottle so buying in volume is not always a great idea
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)
This is my 2.37 and I am drunk and still on the fucking internet theme tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvwW2NUscwY
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)
<3 that
― Treeship, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)
baby shower drunk
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 11 August 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)
Nice to meet you
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Sunday, 11 August 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)
yeah I'm from the school of you open the bottle you finish the bottle so buying in volume is not always a great idea― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, August 10, 2013 7:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, August 10, 2013 7:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol wins.
― Treeship, Sunday, 11 August 2013 02:55 (twelve years ago)
Nearly fell over
Didnt fall over
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)
grats
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)
Some characters in this pub. It feels like a lock in even tho its like half 9. I'm well smashed.
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)
But I feel really lucid!
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)
Chicken cottage
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)
Feel like I just ate my self-respect tbh
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)
can't believe it's after 5pm. the days just fly when you are avoiding doing things.
― Treeship, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)
It was greasy
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)
i'm going to eat a piece of salmon in a few hours
― Treeship, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)
cool
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)
what is a chicken cottage
― Treeship, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)
how much do u need to drink to be drunk
― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)
More
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)
chicken cottage is a boutique sous vide chicken restaurant chain in west london and cheshire popular among football players and uk urban music stars
― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago)
i see
― Treeship, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)
http://www.thebigeat.com/menu_pages/full/4538c092eba83.jpeg
― brownie, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)
two family specials and a mountain burger meal pls
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
i'm glad we don't have food like that here in america
― Treeship, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)
30p to go large? shit yeah
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)
1/2 grilled chicken otm
― brownie, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:21 (twelve years ago)
http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/king-felix-chicken-leg-eating-fan-150x150.jpg
― brownie, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)
oh. gonna get off ilx before things get rly bad.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 02:33 (twelve years ago)
hi folksI have guitar picks
― brimstead, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)
I feel like that Mountain Burger is staring at me with those beady white eyes, and licking its lips with a cheese tongue. And then I feel like the 1/2 chicken below it is posing rather provocatively.
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:31 (twelve years ago)
i just had a chicken teriyaki sub from subway and it makes me pine for any of the excellent chicken meals i could have eaten in its stead.
― Real cyberpunks think Radio Shack sucks (get bent), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)
drunk4ever. i wish i could do a shit ton of acid and freak the fuck out for the rest of lifemy
― Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:03 (twelve years ago)
gettin there. Probably not gonna go all the way tonight, just a few beers.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:11 (twelve years ago)
what are you drinking tonight hurting? i'm drinking brooklyn lager, an old standby.
― Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)
I'm drinking Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen, which has been my beer of choice for the last few weeks because I got a 24-pack at Costco for $23.99. Crazy right?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)
Brooklyn lager is not a particularly good beer.
― quincie, Saturday, 14 September 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)
that's true, but it is something more important than good: familiar.
― Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)
good point. i'm drinking sam adams, definitely enjoying the familiarity here. think i'll have another, in fact.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 04:21 (twelve years ago)
wish i had some cigarettes, all i have around are some djarum clove "cigars" i bought for a reason now unknown to me
― Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 04:22 (twelve years ago)
epistantophusepistantophusepistantophusepistantophusepistantophus
― velko, Saturday, 14 September 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)
boy_spectrum
velko
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 14 September 2013 07:35 (twelve years ago)
what are you doing
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 14 September 2013 07:36 (twelve years ago)
to boy_slayer
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 14 September 2013 07:37 (twelve years ago)
i drank so much vodka tnite + ate brownies + i feel great
― Mordy , Friday, 27 September 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)
where is boy slayer?
― Treeship, Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:36 (twelve years ago)
get rid of the fucking weasels and there s a clear path . the path is fraught with obstacles, i can accept that. i just need to see where the y are though. fucking weasles. trip you up an steel youtr pennies, ; i need those pennies.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:12 (twelve years ago)
got to get to the end i need resoursces they don'y belong to you fuck i'm all in this toghether . there's some disconne ct between the communal intercoonective responsibility-esque humanitarianism that you're preaching in yer music and the fact that you get to keep all the pennies. got forgive me but gimme what i came to the party with. amen; fuck off nazi weasels.
thanking you in adavance,
the voice of insurrection
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:20 (twelve years ago)
get into the groove, people, you've got to prove your basic human decency to me, how hard is that
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:22 (twelve years ago)
i read through the social comtraxct and it doesnt say anything about anything except that it's not legally binding in any way sorry.
where is the love can't you at least leave things as they were i could deal with that
kissing like a weasel stealing penniesUnderneath the sycamore treecupid by the hour sends valentinesi,m really disappointed in humanity
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)
not you guys, you're ok for the most part. the better part
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 13 October 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)
bout t get drunk.... 1p skol, 1 az ice tea, 1 rip it energy drink or a 99c coke or pepsi 1l...
too bad i get sooooo frickin sick omg,.,. i think ikm going 2 die from liver failure
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
ts: liver failure vs militias
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)
military prison
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)
military prism
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)
white wine
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)
3.79mb keep it 2 1 bottle
i already feel drunk
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)
they shine u in and u r diffracted until completely diffuse in the service of conformology & cashflow back to the gunsmiths. got some echternach shit in my living space. buff, luxembourg elixir. 40 per cent nitemare
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)
tastes like vegetables to a liquorice man in a disgraceful fantasy
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)
tomato juice chardonnay and vodka
with....................... celery
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:01 (twelve years ago)
or.............. something......... sweet....
~*£££Elixir stomachic prepared according to the prescriptions given in a manuscript of the famous professor and herbalist Doctor Armand Boerhaave (1668 - 1738)$$$*~
these rancidities i select
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)
have a nice Bloodymary
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)
how much have you drunk
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)
saw a certain percentage of superman 3 this evening at my family's corpus callosum, it is a broad & superstiff ramrod up the computerised anus of the technocracy
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)
not drunk. prefiguring. atoning for past sobrieties. the bottle is a shaft of pure nuclear
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)
dubya dubya dubya dot buff dot lu (loo?) (letzebuergesh protoeuropean conspiracy to defraud the lands of their wealth @ pseudoroyal behests)
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)
defraud my stomach of its material integrity
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)
just got 1/4 bottle of a sauvignon blanc (not my favourite, ordered by mistake) and maybe 1/4 bottle of rm vsop and i've embargoed everything else
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
renege my promises b4 i automurder
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)
I. The irisj publix sector
If obe is invited out by superiors to a session, ir is nore firmal an interview then if on werr before thre besuited avcountabts tallying ones service this far.
These, ny friends, are the opportunities one might pass over withpur the benefot of experience and a subtlr experience
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)
subtlr whites
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
ExCtly
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)
deems' 'drunk' posts remind me of when i was 15 and carelessly typed something offensive to a friend on msn and then attempted to mitigate by pretending to be drunk (artful misspellings and random punctuations etc) but it was all wrong and she saw right through it
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)
I egrrt to report thst we have tgretefore seen nothong mpre thsn the superioritu of drunk ceems vs yr pseudo 24yr old self tbf
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)
Ej or 15 tbf i neber had to drunktrpye 15 before tbf but then 1t yr old u bever had to frink with pubkic servant cathollucss
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)
I hope it's at least 5 o'clock wherever you guys are at
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)
Bhel no work funished at 5pn.ita 11 now and work dispensrd with i havw to start esrious drinking with tye lads
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)
you could give dmac pure ethanol followed by severe head trauma and he'd still always type "tbf" correctly tbf
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)
Tbf thats true
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)
Egads.
Was thinking about this yesterday: I can probably count on one hand the times I've consumed alcohol during the day and/or before 5pm.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)
daytime drinking rules hexy, you should try it
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)
Otm
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)
i did it a few times when i worked at a game developer. all the cool kids do it.
that coolness feeling
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)
can't speak for the cool kids but it works for us sots
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)
have to practise that sotness
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)
woooo
― Mordy , Sunday, 27 October 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)
if i had worn a costume i would have gone as a stoner: army jacket, bell bottoms, zep shirt, bandana. there would have been an id badge of some sort in my pocket dea or vice so i would have actually been an undercover officer trying to infiltrate the scene. no one would know.
todays song: mary's prayer. can't parse it. is she dead or how does she access the light switches in heaven. sophistipop. POP! regrets are precious;only the unrealized can stay beautiful and aloft the reified falls to the ground.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)
I am all kindsa keyed-up about going to this party that ***** is at but I'm wisely keeping it to a drink every fifteen minutes (I misspelled that and my phone tried to put "fifteen injured")
― eris bueller (lukas), Sunday, 27 October 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)
four drinks an hr i think yr phone knows things. don't drive don't get into a fight keep the lid on, lukas. asterix sounds lovely i hope you connect have beautiful intentions keep cool report back.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)
i wish a beautiful thing for anyone. claim it and it's yours god knows you need it now.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:03 (twelve years ago)
things have been dark for too long.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)
yo slugbuggy i think ur too drunk
― Mordy , Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:06 (twelve years ago)
i too am drunk
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:11 (twelve years ago)
there are moments so small it takes all yr resolve not to blink but they're enough and more beauty is not a subset of aesthetics beauty is beauty
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:39 (twelve years ago)
the sky above won't fall down ∴ the sky above is abstract and unrealized ∴ the sky is beautiful ∴ you are surrounded by beauty, always
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)
bug_slugger
― buzza, Sunday, 27 October 2013 06:12 (twelve years ago)
buzza. don't change for you, don't change a thing, for me.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 06:16 (twelve years ago)
nb everytime a real ilxor says my name i become more real and more real. possibly that means i'm less beautiful but that' a beautiful thing too.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 06:18 (twelve years ago)
nb everytime i drink a real beer i become more drunk and more drunk.
― Mordy , Friday, 8 November 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)
Cara d sees through it allSo so many xps
― sarahell, Friday, 8 November 2013 08:43 (twelve years ago)
rejected cara d threads
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:55 (twelve years ago)
tbh i don't feel real and don't belive anything is beautiful. i can feel thoughts and emotions trying to reify into something concrete and usable but it's all half formed crumbles and the detrius is piling up and it's wearying carrying around all this untenable humanity. going through life a moron is no way to go.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:26 (twelve years ago)
addendum: instinct to life asserts itself; am going along for the ride it seems. prolly shouldnt drunk so much but what the wahey it gets to the point in a roundabout way. tonights girlfriend: Hennessy. hesus turned the water into wine but the french turned the wine into cognac. advantage:french people.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:27 (twelve years ago)
why the hell is basic maintenence so hard that should be reserved for the preternatural.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:37 (twelve years ago)
deep breaths and so on.
s'ok.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:39 (twelve years ago)
the necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. only later will it clarify itself and become coherent. fuck it theres that thing again.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:29 (twelve years ago)
im a beautiful drunk; thats a start i guess.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:32 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwnAz1nDVDI
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:45 (twelve years ago)
who the fuck am i to contact joey ramone, thats my position
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:48 (twelve years ago)
contradict
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:49 (twelve years ago)
not like hes gonna build me a backyard deck, not now anyway
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:50 (twelve years ago)
wtf
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 09:05 (twelve years ago)
HI
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:20 (twelve years ago)
hi in lowercase
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:22 (twelve years ago)
i wish i was cool w/ getting more drunk than this but a few weeks ago i fell asleep in my puke and i'm worried
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:23 (twelve years ago)
80 proof tho
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:24 (twelve years ago)
sockbuggy
― buzza, Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)
i had two penicillins (cocktail with scotch, honey, ginger, lemon). feeling pretty good iirc.
― lime pickle (get bent), Sunday, 1 December 2013 07:03 (twelve years ago)
$4 Four Roses Small Batch, fuck you bar
― dan m, Sunday, 1 December 2013 07:43 (twelve years ago)
why isn't anyone herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 08:53 (twelve years ago)
I'm here, working my way through the lou reed/velvets poll results.
― softspool, Sunday, 1 December 2013 09:17 (twelve years ago)
but i'm here, or whatever for whatever
― softspool, Sunday, 1 December 2013 09:20 (twelve years ago)
talk to me. buzza. i'm drunk and am posting incoherently and need your tough love right now. help me obi wuzz kanuzza, you're my only hope.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 8 December 2013 08:26 (twelve years ago)
― slugbuggy, Saturday, November 30, 2013 7:39 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i am curious #yolo (wins), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)
sluggybug were you trying to tell us something
"wins"
Winsome lusophone
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 December 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)
not accurate but lol
― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)
I am in a very good (and sliiiightly goofy) mood.
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:31 (twelve years ago)
up date pls
― i kid because i glove (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)
Best weekend. Date with awesome woman went so well I don't even care if my stomach eats itself tomorrow. On the train back, finished off my new year's coke, listening to kolsch :-D
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:47 (twelve years ago)
I fear ilx doesn't EVEN understand
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:50 (twelve years ago)
i dont understand how your stomach could eat itself but i admire your stoic attitude towards the possibility
― i kid because i glove (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:54 (twelve years ago)
I'm no doctor but it feels like its trying to this weather
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:56 (twelve years ago)
But who cares
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:58 (twelve years ago)
wait a sec if you're not a doctor then your blasé acceptance of this very serious sounding medical condition takes on a sinister and worrying twist tbh
― i kid because i glove (darraghmac), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:00 (twelve years ago)
Shut up imo :-)
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:02 (twelve years ago)
Spotify app for android is the worst thing ever
Good thing I have omar s on my SD card
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)
Drinking to cope with work disappointment. At least I'm not boiling over with anger right now. Is anyone else abusing their liver this fine Friday night?
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Saturday, 18 January 2014 04:16 (twelve years ago)
Was gonna go out and see Rich Medina, staying in w a bottle of JB Black and Corona instead, Jason Isbell on spotify. What's the move?
― iglesias, Saturday, 18 January 2014 04:34 (twelve years ago)
stillness
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 January 2014 04:39 (twelve years ago)
Are there still punk house shows where the cover charge isn't above, say, $7? Dancing my ass off would probably be a comparatively healthy response to my current anger, but the clubs I used to go to seem to have gone up too much in price. (Possibly their prices are in line with inflation, but it doesn't feel that way to me.)
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Saturday, 18 January 2014 04:50 (twelve years ago)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
― frogbs, Sunday, 19 January 2014 04:19 (twelve years ago)
(: (: (: (: (: (: (:
― Mordy , Sunday, 19 January 2014 04:20 (twelve years ago)
― beef in the new era (wins), Sunday, 19 January 2014 05:02 (twelve years ago)
/-:
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 19 January 2014 05:45 (twelve years ago)
I think maybe only seandalai will know what is meant by THE SWAN
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:19 (twelve years ago)
Also I saw that wolf street picture, what is the thread like is it a billion years long like the film
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:21 (twelve years ago)
There was like 50 mins of fratpack fellini that even apatowcru would have trimmed
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:22 (twelve years ago)
Oh Lj might know THE SWAN also
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:23 (twelve years ago)
HAPPY VALINGTINES btw
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:29 (twelve years ago)
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Sunday, January 5, 2014 11:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
So self-indulgent but this is breaking my heart a little.who was that guy?
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:37 (twelve years ago)
don't be the saddest thing, wins
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:40 (twelve years ago)
Do you know THE SWAN
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:44 (twelve years ago)
i don't :/ is it a pub?
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)
Haha yep it is the open-till-2 hole that ppl go to after all the decent mill rd satellite pubs close
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)
It's an "institution" by default
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)
Cambridge is so small I often just assume if I go to a pub I'll bump into someone I know, but the last few days the only ppl I've bumped into are bartenders from other pubs
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:04 (twelve years ago)
shamefully didn't go up mill road way very often at all (the locomotive a coupla times, maybe a curry house or two) - was institutionally ensconced as ARU/townie turf and I was a fucking sheep cunt back then
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:06 (twelve years ago)
Haha the loco was Real England, I never went there. Mill rd is the wave tho. Guy at neighbouring table talking energetically about drvqs, might try to make friends
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:12 (twelve years ago)
was in the loco with erstwhile ilxor tissp and his buddies in fact. wonder what became of 'em
suddenly a teeny, teeny bit nostalgic
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:13 (twelve years ago)
I'm a council estate kid so mostly go to posh cunt pubs obv
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:17 (twelve years ago)
I've stopped going to pubs in the main :/ not even got anything planned for upcoming birthday. Maybe a meal on Saturday night w/ buddies, will have to book a restaurant
have given up drinking beer too. only wine or spirits. better life that way
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:24 (twelve years ago)
I love beer I love pubs
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:28 (twelve years ago)
I'm in London Fri night, can do pub sat if u put me up Fri, email yo
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:33 (twelve years ago)
o next week u mean? yeah k
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:33 (twelve years ago)
O thought u meant this sat nah no doubtful, email anyway
― Punch Drake, Love (wins), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:37 (twelve years ago)
Lol I went to a not even chicken cottage at kings cross, sat in 1st class carriage to shield other passengers from the smell
Shared carriage w a dude w an ankle bracelet & no ticket, he was like "nah just stay in here it'll be fine" & I sed no offense bud but u literally went 2 prison I'm not takin tips from u no offense
― Internet Alas (wins), Saturday, 15 February 2014 20:54 (twelve years ago)
His response was "i do crimes all the time, for every 40 I commit I get caught for 3"
Those were the exact numbers he cited
― Internet Alas (wins), Saturday, 15 February 2014 20:57 (twelve years ago)
I asked what crimes he did & he sed "crimes. You name it."
― Internet Alas (wins), Saturday, 15 February 2014 20:59 (twelve years ago)
I didn't name it
He was nice, I hope he didn't do a murder or anything
― Internet Alas (wins), Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:00 (twelve years ago)
I'm a complete square when it comes to driving, I hardly ever speed and generally obey the laws of traffic. Every time I see a person breaking the law with their car, like speeding, passing where you aren't suppose to, driving recklessly so on, I think, where are the police, and I see people do crazy shit on the highway. The other week, I sort of rolled through a stop sign that was turning from a country road on to a highway and I saw the highway patrol car parked up the road. It didn't even occur to me to come to a total stop, I had a clear view of each incoming lane of the highway long before the stop sign. Anyway, he pulled me over and actually gave me a ticket for failing to stop. I commit one crime and get caught, no matter what it is.
― JacobSanders, Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:08 (twelve years ago)
xp maybe he meant crimes like "caring too much"
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:28 (twelve years ago)
i run red lights all the time when it's late and it seems like nobody is around. it's a bad habit, but i am addicted to the thrill of it.
― james franco, Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)
drunk! Listening to Ella F. So good when you're in that state between buzzed and wrecked.. I declare an end to winter, as of now.
― brownie, Sunday, 16 February 2014 00:27 (twelve years ago)
Lightly tipped, ms driving me home, could get usef to this
― politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)
where is the one with boy_slayer?
― dylannn, Thursday, 20 February 2014 08:12 (twelve years ago)
heya all
― Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)
what you drinkin
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)
beers from a variety of san diego breweries
― Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 02:58 (twelve years ago)
ballast point?
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:53 (twelve years ago)
not yet! hopefully this weekend. so far i've been to: green flash, alesmith, societe, new england brewery, pizza port & rough draft
― Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 03:56 (twelve years ago)
I've had green flash! pretty good!
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:59 (twelve years ago)
yeah! that's palette wrecker is as advertised. also had their serrano chili double stout. SPICY@!
― Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 04:03 (twelve years ago)
you are braver than I. I had a chili based beer at a local place, and I've sworn off anything like that.
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 March 2014 04:12 (twelve years ago)
i dramk too much toonight uh oh
― Mordy , Monday, 7 April 2014 04:51 (twelve years ago)
whoops!
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 April 2014 05:19 (twelve years ago)
Do ILXors still chat online?
― #TweetFromAnUnknownWoman (j.lu), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:51 (twelve years ago)
5 cans of shitty Tecate and a rum and pineapple what do I win
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:01 (twelve years ago)
A porcelain throne (to which I will soon resort).
--J.Lu
P.S.--I wish Tecate was better.
― #TweetFromAnUnknownWoman (j.lu), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:03 (twelve years ago)
a martini with tito's vodka: http://titosvodka.com/
― the pursuit of ha'pennies (get bent), Sunday, 13 April 2014 07:23 (twelve years ago)
three peacemakers, all it took.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 13 April 2014 08:27 (twelve years ago)
BALONEY
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:11 (twelve years ago)
When is the Leonard Cohen poll
I will voet
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:32 (twelve years ago)
hey everybodys rhodedendrons
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:36 (twelve years ago)
i am your bush for the evening rhodedendrons
Not sure I follow u
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:37 (twelve years ago)
i am the bush of light of the rhodedendrons
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:38 (twelve years ago)
Have you been drinking
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)
in picture form http://www.hcpress.com/img/Rodo-Crestwood-5-2012-WEB.jpg
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)
i have been drinking more than usual
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:40 (twelve years ago)
Well. I would drop the flower bit
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:42 (twelve years ago)
humble opinion
Not a hoarse
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
no bit for me
an obit for me a hearse
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:45 (twelve years ago)
helloe hello hello is there anybody in there
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:48 (twelve years ago)
Not me I'm dead
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:50 (twelve years ago)
Came over to my mah's to feed the pets..Grabbed a 24 pk. Now I'm feeling pretty good
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:52 (twelve years ago)
feelin good feelin great how are you
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:55 (twelve years ago)
Leave a mother fucker open like a foyer
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:58 (twelve years ago)
What are we' drinkin today?
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:00 (twelve years ago)
rhodendenron wine
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:00 (twelve years ago)
Schnazzy
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:04 (twelve years ago)
Beer imo
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:06 (twelve years ago)
sitting here with a swollen liver from fuckin beer, what a joke
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:07 (twelve years ago)
I could be having brandy
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:08 (twelve years ago)
Why aren't you?
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:21 (twelve years ago)
I gave all that up last year. Beer and wine for me these days
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:22 (twelve years ago)
hope u guys are british b/c the work day just ended on the east coast, it's lil earlier to be drunk
― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)
how dare you call me british
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:25 (twelve years ago)
xxp Me too. I'm off the drink, doctors orders, swollen &c. But I was never a big spirits guy anyway. Fucking ridic. I don't even drink strong beer, 5% is high for me
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)
xp heyyy now. Manners cost nothing, watercunt
Who is dreamland
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:29 (twelve years ago)
watercunt??? that's a new chapter
― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:29 (twelve years ago)
I hear ya. It's great to get to that point where you can feel it off a 5 or 6%
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:32 (twelve years ago)
Idk, I'm a man.. And I usually lurk and I'm kinda drunk so theree
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:33 (twelve years ago)
Sip
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:42 (twelve years ago)
Wha
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:43 (twelve years ago)
I drank instead of eating this eve, a dumb thing to do IN MY CONNNNDITION but I just didn't get round to dinner. I will be v pukesome tomorrow but oh well, bank holiday innit. Might get a kebab.
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:50 (twelve years ago)
Holiday, I must be missing something? I'm American tho.
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:00 (twelve years ago)
w8 I have no money hahaha, no kebab for me
xp brit hol. M'aidez.
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:04 (twelve years ago)
yo ilx i'm up all night 2 get drunk
― Mordy, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:48 (twelve years ago)
finished off a six pack like it was bottled water, and just killed a pint of haagen daaz mint chocolate chip. now i'm considering stealing one of my roommate's beers because he stole half my coconut oil and used the rest of my laundry detergent. so it's come to this.
― Spectrum, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:37 (twelve years ago)
not presently drunk, but a friend visiting my house just sent me a text informing me that "your bathroom looks like a hangover"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)
I am drunk
― the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:53 (eleven years ago)
Quite similar to this time last year
― the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:54 (eleven years ago)
hi5
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:46 (eleven years ago)
fuck.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 May 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)
Hello my ILXors. Is anyone else drinking right now?
― Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:48 (ten years ago)
hellooo
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2015 02:16 (ten years ago)
Hello my good fellow.
― Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)
Do ILXors chat anywhere these days?
― Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)
this is my first three-day weekend since march and i am . . . wasting it, i guess? cool
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)
I just wasted this past weekend, so I cannot judge.
― Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)
I'm having red wine and listening to "More". Been listening to a lot of early Floyd recently on youtube, and this is probably the best of the non-Barrett early albums.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 13 July 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)
bunch of PBR and pirates-cardinals after true detective, p solid sunday night
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 July 2015 03:04 (ten years ago)
My husband bough wine to celebrate our first night in our new house, and now he's setting up shit while I'm drunk on ilx.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 29 August 2015 03:41 (ten years ago)
\m/
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:08 (ten years ago)
housewarming! congrats
― drash, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:11 (ten years ago)
I'm way drunk and I'm worried that I just angered my husband with an elaborate (and drunken!) political rant.
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Sunday, 7 February 2016 04:10 (ten years ago)
heeeeeYYYYYYYYYYY
― Treeship, Monday, 14 March 2016 05:24 (ten years ago)
feeling a lot of brooklyn patriotism rn
land of bars
I took a break from drinking but today I bought a bottle of CC. Wanting to watch Prince videos on youtube, but I can't find any?
― JacobSanders, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:53 (nine years ago)
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODMwMDY2ODQ=.html
― all the right notes of bitter, salty, sweet, and sour. (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:27 (nine years ago)
Do ILXorz chat anywhere any more?
― Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Saturday, 6 January 2018 03:19 (eight years ago)
Not really but on the rare occasion slack or discord
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 6 January 2018 03:28 (eight years ago)
why is drinking so popular? it's one of the worst drugs. the cycles of 12 ounce pisses, the feeling the next day. you can end up with a lampshade on your head. but sometimes there is also a quiet dignity in being drunk while trying to do thinks normally
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)
i meant something else there but i'll leave it at that
It's legal.
― albvivertine, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:56 (seven years ago)
1) Because a substantial industry advocates on its behalf; and 2) it's a socially sanctioned way of transcending normal consciousness.
― Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:06 (seven years ago)
cheers to that
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:29 (seven years ago)
I think actually 2 is the egg and 1 is the chicken
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:34 (seven years ago)
Otherwise totally on point, 🍻
crazy sometimes to think about the fact that there are people out there who don't drink. life isn't good enough to be sober for all of it. thats all
― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 04:46 (seven years ago)
You’re probably right but I’m too anxious to start drinking.
― devops mom (silby), Sunday, 8 July 2018 04:49 (seven years ago)
I'm too anxious to not drink.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 8 July 2018 05:02 (seven years ago)
my friends
― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 05:58 (seven years ago)
^^^
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:12 (seven years ago)
mookie otm
― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:19 (seven years ago)
hey mooks I'm in the carolinas wish we could get a drink
― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:26 (seven years ago)
that's cool but i live in brooklyn
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:27 (seven years ago)
classic elitist dukie smh
― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:28 (seven years ago)
we got jobbed in 2004 iirc
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:32 (seven years ago)
tbh i’m embarrassed to have said ‘we’
o well
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:44 (seven years ago)
― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 06:53 (seven years ago)
My cat just destroyed my cocktail shaker. I think he was sending me a message. 😭😭😭
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 8 July 2018 07:12 (seven years ago)
life isn't good enough to be sober for all of it
That's part of it.
The other way of looking at it is that some bits of life are amicably complemented by drinking, and vice versa. In the way that wines and food go well together. Or the way that when you put complementary colors next to each other, both benefit and seem truer and more vibrant.
Camaraderie, joy, food, celebration, even quiet solitary contemplation are among these. It's not that one _must_ drink to make these enjoyable - it's that one _can_, and the combination is pleasing. So why not, provided this can be done without harming others (or oneself overmuch)?
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 July 2018 12:28 (seven years ago)
I was at the bar sitting outside in the shade yesterday afternoon and felt like I could chill there forever
― calstars, Sunday, 8 July 2018 13:51 (seven years ago)
no chillin in bars
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 July 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)
crazy sometimes to think about the fact that there are people out there who don't drink
im sure there is a heroin addict something thinking the same thing about non-junkies
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 July 2018 15:41 (seven years ago)
drinking is a hugely socially acceptable thing w massive industry & promotional push behind it, portrayed as cool in every pop song and tv show and movie, it is hardly interesting behavior
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 July 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)
but dont let that stop you from patting yourself on the back pretending that pointless consumption is actually some philosophical approach towards life
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 July 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)
jfc Adam did you run out of beer or something
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 July 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)
never trust a bastard that doesn't like gouching out on a gram of good heroin :p
― calzino, Sunday, 8 July 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)
drinking beer kicks ass, i'm sure you understand why but are choosing to be a petulant ween about it instead
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 8 July 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)
challops bruno strikes again
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 July 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)
Thinking about starting an I'm Sober! thread.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 July 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)
Hey whaddaya know:
Sobriety: Classic or Dud?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 July 2018 19:12 (seven years ago)
also potentially relevant is I'm an alcoholic
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 July 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)
I’m drunk tbh
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Sunday, 8 July 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)
some bits of life are amicably complemented by drinking
this is true for many of us, but for others it is more of a theory that never coincides with reality
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)
crossposting with all the EtOH threads encouraged!
To be clear though there are all sorts of reasons ppl choose not to drink. In my world people tend to assume that anyone who doesn't drink has a history of EtOH problems, is 12 stepping, etc. But that is a very narrow perspective, one that doesn't help with the "sober" stigma.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)
xp think the post covered must vs can ably and was covered by the usual overarching proviso of "nobody claims universal truth of experience" tbf to ymp
xp lol mixing threads
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)
sounds like you could be. . . drunk?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)
just Irish I think
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)
I've never stopped supping since I was 15 tbh and am from a lineage of dour stayers! but idk life just seems to be a mixture of horror, fear and crushing disappointment and no fun without booze.
― calzino, Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)
sober as a judge!
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)
but first xp was to aimless if that clarifies!
fwiw two of my brothers dont drink, one because he has finally learned he shouldnt/cannot and remain employed, married and homed, the other never did. the former has to deal with the barraging of peers all the time supporting yr observation, the latter has just never built up peers that would blink at his nondrinking.
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)
Haha I didn’t even scroll up so I had no idea there was a trademark AB eggfart itt But the reason I have now scrolled up is that I’m afraid I don’t know what etoh means, apart from a teletubby greeting? Sorry if I’m missing something obvious
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)
EtOH is an abbreviation for ethyl alcohol aka ethanol. Sorry it may be a mostly USA medical type abbreviation.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)
thanking u darragh, I am of course talking about if this is a thing you want to do, and you can do it safely, rock on.
Both conditions are salient! Of course the first criterion will be more relevant for some people than the second. So I am actually agreeing with quincie here.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)
Cheers YMP!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)
Do we need an “I’m a drunk alcoholic” thread
― calstars, Sunday, 8 July 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)
Perhaps more accurately titled “I’m a drunk alcoholic asshole” or “I’m a drunk alcoholic philistine” or “I’m a drunk alcoholic wannabe boddhisattava”
― calstars, Sunday, 8 July 2018 21:06 (seven years ago)
let's leave steely dan out of this
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)
Alkie don't lose that numba
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 July 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau)
sort of like playing nintendo games
at my age i have a hard time going full alky, not because i'm averse to being drunk but because the beers i drink have so many fucking calories in them. i'm definitely more likely to die of a heart attach than i am to die of liver failure, and as a result i don't really go any farther than drinking a pint with more calories in it than a big mac, getting mildly buzzed and taking a nap.
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 8 July 2018 22:22 (seven years ago)
by the way re: nintendo games, i'm definitely playing zelda on the wii u right now with a wonky d-pad and it's still fun even though i know i'm going to have to give up on it probably sooner rather than later.
I find it very difficult to get satisfyingly drunk because I tend to fall asleep after 1 or 2 drinks.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 8 July 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Oliver_Cromwell_by_Samuel_Cooper.jpg/220px-Oliver_Cromwell_by_Samuel_Cooper.jpg
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 July 2018 22:33 (seven years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1421/5184635860_69da8b8589_o.jpg
― calstars, Sunday, 8 July 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)
googling "people who drink" gives me statements such as "People who drink alcohol have dirty mouths crawling with bad bacteria" and "People who drink are smarter and richer than everyone else"
googling "people who don't drink" gives me "24 problems only people who don't drink will understand" and "Why I don't trust people who don't drink"
i'm honestly not all that invested versus "drinking" vs. "not drinking" but i do believe strongly that all of the people who wrote the statements above are human garbage and should be banned from ever speaking to anybody again
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, 9 July 2018 02:09 (seven years ago)
So that’s a long way of repeating the thread title
― El Tomboto, Monday, 9 July 2018 04:20 (seven years ago)
I’d love to have the laser focus of calstars, but drinking for me is 1) not everyday anymore thank God; and 2) definitively for the erasure purposes of being very drunk when I want to be (often post here then)
I will never ‘enjoy’ a glass at dinner
― lion in winter, Monday, 9 July 2018 07:40 (seven years ago)
That’s a lie, I’ll enjoy several. To all the moderates: I salute you!
― lion in winter, Monday, 9 July 2018 07:43 (seven years ago)
Find drinking is a solid shield for better or worse. Any time I’ve had to go do something serious or go on a mission it’s never not been relaxed by a drink. Come to like having a stray beer in the forest or by a lake as meditation but drunken loud assholes can go fuck themselves
― Ross, Monday, 9 July 2018 07:50 (seven years ago)
― El Tomboto
no, actually, by the time i wrote that i'd sobered up
another reason i don't drink terribly much i guess
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, 9 July 2018 12:49 (seven years ago)
My drinkitude has been about the same for at least 25 years - a modest but steady trickle all week, rather than dry weekdays and massive weekend binges. This has led (fortunately or unfortunately) to a fairly bulletproof level of tolerance. As a result, I don't think I've been drunk in many years. Pleasantly insulated after two or three drinks, yes. Warmly buzzed after three or four, definitely. Rarely if ever go past that point.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 July 2018 13:41 (seven years ago)
Are any ILXorz awake right now?
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Sunday, 28 April 2019 03:17 (seven years ago)
Yes and jealous of your current state
― calstars, Sunday, 28 April 2019 03:53 (seven years ago)
If you are awake, there are psychoactive substances the=at can do something about that. If you are sober, there are steps you can take.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Sunday, 28 April 2019 04:11 (seven years ago)
i'm awake but that's because it's a quarter past six in the evening and i'm at work. i have had two shots of tequila tho fwiw
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 28 April 2019 04:18 (seven years ago)
Sorry; I didn't account for time difference. But I HATE being at work when there's nothing to do.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Sunday, 28 April 2019 05:04 (seven years ago)
I'm pretty yessed out
― maffew12, Sunday, 28 April 2019 05:08 (seven years ago)
lads i cant remember when i was last drunk (no puns)
think i might be 'over' getting drunk idk?
big if true for irish
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:26 (seven years ago)
don't throw away your life
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:27 (seven years ago)
a good functional alcoholic doesn't need to get drunk if they are doing it properly!
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:28 (seven years ago)
i'm just having a nice Tesco brand glass of Sicilian red wine in the calm manner I always do rn ...
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:32 (seven years ago)
It's an expensive habit no matter which way you slice it. Especially since in my case it almost invariably leads to a lit cigarette, then another, and another…
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:33 (seven years ago)
couple of scoops of wine, followed by afternoon nap = the recipe for longevity.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:36 (seven years ago)
Besides, you can take comfort in knowing that the UK isn't even in the international top 10 for alcohol consumption per capita these days:
https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SH.ALC.PCAP.LI?most_recent_value_desc=true&year_high_desc=true
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:46 (seven years ago)
Ireland is though.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:47 (seven years ago)
I think Romania was ahead of Ireland a few years ago. A disappointing development.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:49 (seven years ago)
Hold on to your hats though when Wee Nicola wins IndyRef2.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:49 (seven years ago)
Kind of unrelated, but I am consistently appalled at the low alcohol content of mainstream English beers. 3.8% is just ridiculous.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:53 (seven years ago)
I visited Brussels a few months back and went all out just to compensate. It was sublime.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:54 (seven years ago)
they've been stealthily reducing them for years now. thank god for good old tyskie.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:55 (seven years ago)
even uk stella has gone down to 4.5% i think. ffs.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:56 (seven years ago)
I'm also bemused by the distinct scarcity of strong stouts, porters and the like, which are what most North Americans think of as 'English beer', at least in my experience.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:57 (seven years ago)
in london at least there seems to be a swing towards fairly high abv - mostly due to craft beer. all the pubs near my work/home have a p wide range of higher abv beers.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:59 (seven years ago)
offies in Afro-Caribbean areas will at least have Dragon Stout and that 8% strength(?) Guinness export stout that I think is excellent stuff.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 12:01 (seven years ago)
I prefer low alcohol content beers because I can drink a lot of them. this is why I mostly drink water: I like to drink A LOT and I don't really like being drunk. in the uk I guess people take me to pubs where the """real ales""" are pretty high alcohol content because more than one is just, like, work. in bavaria now where the classic beers are also pretty low & I like it.
― L'assie (Euler), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 12:38 (seven years ago)
After a few hours in the pub i am usually pretty leathered, don't think i need to get there any quicker than i already do
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 12:40 (seven years ago)
I have grown to love the session ale, key to maintaining that sweet tipsy buzz
― ogmor, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:16 (seven years ago)
when last I was here, it turned out to be because I'd mistaken some green tea concoction for a herbal blend at approximately 11pm.. exhausted and wondering why I could not sleep. 3 stars.
― maffew12, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:18 (seven years ago)
yeah i like the session ales, though i find some of them a bit sweet and cloying after 2 or 3.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:19 (seven years ago)
pleased to announce UK stella is still 4.8%. It was Budweiser that has gone down to 4.5%. yeah i know Budweiser .. but i'll drink anything and it is excellent for beef stews.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)
You can trick yourself into thinking it's the Czech brewery.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:34 (seven years ago)
It's still 5% in North America btw. And 3.6% in China…
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:36 (seven years ago)
you'd need some top rate hypnosis to work that on me, Budvar is on a different level to that piss.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:36 (seven years ago)
but piss I reluctantly imbibe when it's on offer at tescos nevertheless!
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:38 (seven years ago)
you wake with a hangover in China, better check your social credit rating?
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:39 (seven years ago)
Indeed. It comes with a smart metre.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:44 (seven years ago)
I just started reading a Strindberg novel after lunch and thought of this thread. The introduction consists of him interviewing himself, in the course of which is this exchange:
Interviewer. [..] don't think you really think you should practice what you preach?
Author. That's impossible. It's true that you Christians should, but there's no reason why we heathens should. I once thought I could become a teetotaller, but I know I'm doomed to drink as long as I live because my forefathers were drinking ever since time began.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:14 (seven years ago)
... which doesn't hold out much hope for the Irish and Scots tbh.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:15 (seven years ago)
I seem to recall a scene from Georges Bernanos's Diary of a Country Priest where the doctor tells the protagonist that his problem isn't so much the alcohol that he drinks as the alcohol that was drunk for him, even before he was born.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:29 (seven years ago)
its the vodka during pregnancy done the serious damage tbph
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:36 (seven years ago)
^^^trad imaginary Russian tattoo that I would approve of.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:44 (seven years ago)
Also a fan of lower abv. But I generally pace myself according to how much time I have
― calstars, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)
There's been a big uptick in the amount of non-alcoholic/low alcoholic wines and distilled spirits in the last couple of years too.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)
There's a lot more session beers on tap these days but they are inexplicably still around 5%, that's not session! Well maybe it is if the IPAs are all around 6-7% now. But gimme a tasty 3.2% beer so I can drink 4-5 of them in an evening.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:36 (seven years ago)
oddly enough I am researching the topic about the low alcohol market for an exam in June so I have been reading a lot about it.
This is a good article https://www.bonappetit.com/story/big-alcohol
and also re: some above posts:
Heineken is hoping to tap into what it believes is an increasing desire among consumers for beer that will not get them drunk. The European market for zero alcohol beer grew about 5% a year from 2010 to 2015, according to research group Canadean, while the overall beer market shrank.Rival AB InBev, which makes more than a quarter of the world's beer, is aiming to make a fifth of its beer low- or zero-alcohol by 2025. For the maker of Budweiser, Stella Artois and Corona, low means an alcohol content of up to 3.5%.- business insider
Rival AB InBev, which makes more than a quarter of the world's beer, is aiming to make a fifth of its beer low- or zero-alcohol by 2025. For the maker of Budweiser, Stella Artois and Corona, low means an alcohol content of up to 3.5%.- business insider
― Yerac, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 19:34 (seven years ago)
I’ll do a low abv that tastes decent but if I want 0 pct I’ll just have a seltzer
― calstars, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 19:45 (seven years ago)
There's a couple Texas breweries that do really good ones but they're by no means easy to find on tap... Austin Beerworks' Einhorn is a 3% Berliner Weisse sour and Jester King's Petit Prince is 2.9% Belgian Saison. And of course you can always get a Radler, but it begs for a whiskey chaser.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 19:59 (seven years ago)
I was gonna say move to Utah if you want 3.2% beers, but apparently their laws have changed recently?
low % beer = more calories & more $$ for same buzz vs higher %. If something is under 5% I have a hard time choosing it.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 20:30 (seven years ago)
hahaha, I want *tasty* low-ABV beers, if I want low-ABV in Texas I can always get a Lone Star Light or a Michelob Ultra.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 20:51 (seven years ago)
ballygowan
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 22:26 (seven years ago)
Give me at least 5% or give me death by teetotaling.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 22:59 (seven years ago)
I want to be fast tracked to divine drunkeness without feeling like I've just put on a few stones of weight and needing to piss every minute. But how do i achieve this with Carling black label?
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 23:28 (seven years ago)
Vodka and Clausthaler
― mitt the hoopla (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 23:35 (seven years ago)
black bush no ice
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 23:46 (seven years ago)
i sort of understand why people get drunk now, tt thinks i should become an alcoholic for the sake of my writing, i know she's joking but i do get it
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:06 (six years ago)
ELO - Don't Bring Me Down started the 1980s
Oh hi
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:12 (six years ago)
Hey guys
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:16 (six years ago)
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:18 (six years ago)
NV you have to balance remaining drunk with remaining alive, you have achieved such a grand state
larkin made 63 promise me that at least
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:20 (six years ago)
I packed a lot into only 6 or 7 hours today so I'm gonna feel fine in the morning but I'm really comfortably bombed and sinking into the bed right now
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:20 (six years ago)
And it wasn't the booze tbf so much as a first time in a long time tea time spliff that slayed me
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:21 (six years ago)
haha idk what a spliff would do to me rn but it is probably academic
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:25 (six years ago)
Buk got to 74 supping every day. Bunuel 83 and he'd down gallons* of wine. Alcoholism can be good.
*probably more like a bottle a day but whatever!
― calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:27 (six years ago)
I'm "sober" 5 or 6 days of most weeks at the moment tbh
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:29 (six years ago)
i'm functional every day, but also occasionally pissed!
― calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:29 (six years ago)
the best bits of bunuel's autobiography by which point he knew he was done concern his ideal martini
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:30 (six years ago)
Alfred has discussed Luis's martini recipe before now I seem to recall
I've got his essays/stories but not the autobiography
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:31 (six years ago)
Is this in My Last Breath? it's a decade and some since I read it. and have had some "adventures" since then.
― calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:35 (six years ago)
yes it's in there. good autobiography tbh
my opinions on don luis going out on his best film & my favourite film ever p much are well-documented
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:36 (six years ago)
It'd be like picking a favourite child but Simon 4 lyfe secretly
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:39 (six years ago)
simon has the best ending in film surely yes
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:39 (six years ago)
when i first saw it i just laughed for about ten minutes
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:40 (six years ago)
It's got a ton of great jokes but the ending is not only funny it's the secret of life
― FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:45 (six years ago)
love this wiki detail:
The Spanish board of censors rejected the original ending of the film, which depicted Viridiana entering her cousin's room and slowly closing the door behind her. Consequently, a new ending was written which turned out to be more suggestive than the first — since it implied a ménage à trois among Ramona, Jorge, and Viridiana.
― calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:50 (six years ago)
lol! he was actually a bit of a personal puritan iirc but willing to use anything against any oppressors
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2019 23:51 (six years ago)
hiiiiiii
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:22 (five years ago)
remember to stay off the roof. it's dangerous.
― the underappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:08 (five years ago)
Ever been too awake to go to sleep, but too drunk to do anything else? That's me right now.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 07:10 (five years ago)
I'm on a keto diet but I'm also drunk
― Josefa, Thursday, 24 February 2022 01:21 (four years ago)