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100 made-up euphemisms for semen

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1. Wormgob
2. Fun-gel
3. Shagwhizz
4. Snakeflob
5. Shakygravy
6. Sexwee
7. Bonkjuice
8. Fuckslash
9. Whitespirit
10. Willymilk
11. Cuckoospit
12. Wet paint
13. Splashback
14. Gluepiss

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

manfoam

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Custard.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

17. loveglug

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Man fuckjuice

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

19. shag clag

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Milk drink with juicy bits
19. Satan's Copydex

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Yoohoo!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Man Fat

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Fructis

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Orange/Chocolate flavoured youth elixir.

Come on, guys. You've got to sell it!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Homo's Raita

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

27. Fishdip

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Oil of Ulay

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Diceymayo

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

29. Salad cream

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

fuckslash is my favourire. DL, I kiss you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

*swoon*

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck puppet grease

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Cocksnot

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

32. Wangpus

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

34. Crack wax

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

35. baby formula

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

schlongproduce

nobslurry

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

36. new, improved LYSOL DOUCHE! ( sorry)

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread seems to be suffering from premature ejaculation. We can do better than this!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

37. buttermilk clorox

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

38 hommelatte

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

trouser glue

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

40. Baby batter

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/football/02/eng_slovakia_macedonia/img/seaman.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

42 information

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

43 coo coo che

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

44 SloppyDex

45 Aphrodite's Araldite

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I like "Sloppydex", continuing on that theme:

45 Prittsdick.
46 Gloy Cum

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexwee

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

48. Snoghurt
49. Layonnaise

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexwee's been done already Dave B.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

making the above 47 & 48

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

49. dicksnot
50. cockslime
51. happy trails

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

52. action art (bukkake special)

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

53. Sink bubbles
54. Plughole stalagtites (sp?)

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

55. tip -x

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

55. Pube solvent

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

56. Liquid Silk

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

56. hemulsion

57. Liquid Playper

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Flour water

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

58. baby source/sauce

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

59. white ribbon

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

59. Full Fat

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

60. Mystery tang

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this is actually 63. Fantastreak.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

64. Manmilk
65. SexLatex

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

65. sour mancream

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Salty cocktrails

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Nocturnal Emissions

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Kidsplat

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

hydrated loveflakes

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Orgasmucus.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

71. Penguin jokes

― sexyDancer, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

72. Sextoplasm

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Jiggy-piddle

Freak-leak

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

curds and whey

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Wound dressing

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Helmet sleep

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Funbile

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Knobsob

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

breeding liquid

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Fishflakes

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

boybleach

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

motion lotion
or
commotion lotion

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiddywiddle
Thudblood

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

plankwank

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

jackaglory

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

sticky fuckwee

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Clintonjuice

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

vanilla shake

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Clintonjuice

or Monica's Bed-time cocoa.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Angel Delight on tap.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

tartare tears

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Blowtein

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Manpaste

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

c-man

― ..., Monday, 21 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

98) Gmail invite

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow i knew this was a semen thread!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ol' crusty

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 21 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow i knew this was a semen thread!

?

Was it the thread title that gave it away?

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

muck

― adam king, Monday, 21 June 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

funky cockstock

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

beans

― (mangA Kid), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

haha! "muck"!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

cheney

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

social lubricant

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

sperm soup

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

kevin

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

aunt mildred's pick-me-up

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

sexy saline

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

cheddar

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

kitty coater

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

wow-wow sauce

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

penile spew

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

nut oil

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

eau de phallus

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ha-cha-cha

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

slurpee

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

pi

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ambrosia

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

funky dribble

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ew

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

necktarrr

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

chitty chitty splat splat

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

tupelo cooler

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

crotch solder

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

wife baste

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

pubic precipitation

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this weekend eating Thai brunch, we came up with Sticky Rice. mmmmmmmm

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

wang chung

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

bung butter

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Energy Burst Protein Snack

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/playguy2.jpg

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Jif.

― briania (briania), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

one of my friends gets called "Jizzy Whizz" by her dad. No joke intended.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

W.
T.
F.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

dickdrip
cockdrop
you spoo
slurry in a hurry
nutty putty

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Atkins-friendly salty dip

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

alkaligoo

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

With absolutely no apologies for having nicked this from somewhere else, I give you:

Dick Advocaat.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 1 July 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
Someone suggested "population paste" the other day.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

liquid genetics

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

daddy batter

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

peckerpoop

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

satan's solvent

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

social syrup.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

fucksludge

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Heinz 58
Creme de mung
PVA groo
recreational fug

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad this is a message board rather than a chat room. This thread will be a valuable resource for future generations.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Liquid Alcazar

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Nasty Nas

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I doff my cap to Jeremy for that last one.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

twinkie residue

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

the righteous fluid

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

cream of purple mushroom soup

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Knoxville Juice

(go see A Dirty Shame)

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

holy water

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Revive for sheer brilliance.

― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

This is absolutely scandalous!

― Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

but in a good way

― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I found it kind of revolting, actuallty.

― Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Manglaze

― dean ge, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

White-tar heroin

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

100 million of my closest friends

― Will M., Monday, 30 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

snatch spackle

― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Luvgunk

― Heave Ho, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

per Patton Oswalt, "goof juice"

― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

"56. Liquid Silk

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

When Capt'n Frostin' gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm!

― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

the payoff

― dean ge, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

REVENGE

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

"the prestige"

― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "the prestige"

― latebloomer, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

icing

― latebloomer, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

nutter butter

― youcangoyourownway, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

cream of purple mushroom soup

Still love this one =)

― Trayce, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x161/robertwolf8080/juice.jpg

― robertwolf8080, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

knob cobbler

― kenan, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

miracle whip

― dean ge, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

gluerethra

― remy bean, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

^ win

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

knobcoke

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

satchel syrup

― Stevie D, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

Cubs win!

― dean ge, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

bad thread for bad people

― RJG, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

chubglub.

― Z S, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

nut juice

― dean ge, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

nadalanche

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

the exploding plastic inevitable

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

Squiggles.

― Z S, Friday, 3 August 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

This isn't the kind of jam Phish's Mike Gordon is used to.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

wankpaste

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

LULZ it would be funny (for you) if I didn't ALREADY WIN, FAGGOTZ.

― dean ge, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

dean ge

― Hurting 2, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

ha, douche. I won your love. sad but true.

― dean ge, Friday, 3 August 2007 07:41 (eighteen years ago)

JAILHOUSE CONFETTI

― JTS, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

alimony

― the sir weeze, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

ball barf

― the sir weeze, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

bellybutton birdbath

― the sir weeze, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Weasel Sneeze

― Andi Mags, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

erectoplasm

― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

^^ HAH

― Andi Mags, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

Boner Baptism

― Andi Mags, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

erectoplasm

-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, August 4, 2007 12:19 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

awesome

― latebloomer, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

snake spray

― latebloomer, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

"nadalanche" charmed me, i must admit

― kenan, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

Urethra Shanklin'

― JTS, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

cockblokka

― the next grozart, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

cockbutter

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

peepee poison

― sunny successor, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

white light white heat

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

"erectoplasm" is pretty damn awesome. this thread is way funnier than i expected.

― Rubyredd, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

gak

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

dongwater

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

liquid smoke

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

merve

― briania, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

really, everybody?

― gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

erectoplasm still the best for my money

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

pump-spray cheese

― electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

squirt rockets

― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

member mayo

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

handjob honey

― electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

screaming children.

― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

onward christian soldiers

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

^^ ok that

― gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:45 (eighteen years ago)

white light white heat

-- Hurting 2, Sunday, August 5, 2007 4:24 AM

a++

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

Strumula

― Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

I must say that JAILHOUSE CONFETTI made me laugh.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 11 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Man-preserves
Joy-humours
Fiddlin' Piddle
53rd Baby Battalion

― Will M., Monday, 11 February 2008 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Choad Nectar
Man Glue
Turkey Spit

― Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

nine years pass...

boy butter
junk jam
mannaisse
tool drool
erection confection
pickle trickle
penis porridge
cream of meat
pecker paint
nut nectar
knob slobber

― rip van wanko, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

Genesis Threads

― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

Spagma

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

Pope's tears

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

Ballpaper paste

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

lots of euphemisms with "man" but i'll add the classic

MANJUICE

also:

snake oil
vadge wax
dragon's saliva
meat batter
face cream
nut butter
vitamin d
the battalion
white honey

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

Dead Souls

― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

Jimmy Jazz

― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)

Soylent Groin

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:09 (eight years ago)

cum

― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 July 2017 05:05 (eight years ago)

drip van wanko

― StanM, Saturday, 8 July 2017 10:55 (eight years ago)

(wayne)jizza-rooney

― calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)

Thin white rope is in there somewhere already I assume. Think that was Burroughs originally wasn't it?

― Stevolende, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:45 (eight years ago)

dicksilver

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

below-the-waist paste

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

erection-correction fluid

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

No love for just "spunk"?

― the article don, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:05 (eight years ago)

Dick York

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

salted cara-male

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

"the delegation from florida"

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)

sourdough starter

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

wince paste (AKA dulce de member)

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

carpet crawlers

― jmm, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

ilx

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 July 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

An hint

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

D34thdr0ne

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

An hint still doesn't illuminate imo, ilm would've worked better maybe

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 10 July 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)


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