― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link
Now if that isn't a vag/vadge horror story i don't know what is.
― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link
(I realise I've drifted off topic a little)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sengai, Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link
i'm really, really sorry
― don (don), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link
crosspost
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link
i think it's looking like an hour of nonstop rockabilly 4 U...maybe a shirelles song 2 take away from an otherwise opressivley male CD...
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link
no mixing skills on the CD i'm making, i'm afraid...
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 11 June 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link
Twisted Tales of...
TWISTED VAGINAS!
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― HEY HEY HEY (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link
all work and no vadge makes a dull boy jack
― nickn (nickn), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― scg, Friday, 18 June 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link
the
fuck
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― scg, Friday, 18 June 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― chrisco (chrisco), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link
no
oh
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link
haha. steve. that's hillarious. it's been one of my favorite fonts lately
― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
If your peachKeeps outOf reachBetter practiceWhat we preachBURMA SHAVE!
Which I'm pretty sure is related to the matter at hand.)
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Tep, don't even kid.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link
It has a tingleAnd a tangThat starts the day offWith a bangLYSOL DOUCHE!
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
(This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised @ work.)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
NO WONDER AJA WAS A LOON
― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Vinnie (vprabhu), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Now even tranniescan bang a gongand get with Eddie'sOld Spice dongLYSOL DOUCHE!
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link
then boy do I have a product for you!
excuse me miss?does your vadge smell of piss?if so, it's no worry at alljust shower your girly bits with LysolLYSOL DOUCHE
― oops (Oops), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link
Give your hubbbysomething niceCitrus-flavoredpubic liceLYSOL DOUCHE!!
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.crzy4art.com/e-cards/madonna.jpg
― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link
(The problem is that I have the "Wanna wanna, wanna Fanta" ad that plays in the movie theater in my head now.)
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link
(See what I mean?)
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― BADGER KITTEN, Friday, 18 June 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
(I think I'm beyond sense now.)
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link
Dad, how could you possibly know more about douche than I do?
I don't know anything about douche, but I do know antifreeze when I see it, and that's what you're holding.
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link
VADGE HORROR STORY t.b.c
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry's Shit (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Ack. Cough.Put yer pants back on.Fuck.LYSOL DOUCHE!
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link
Please consider LYSOL DOUCHE(ignoring thoughts of toxic shock)for reaming out your girl gashto prep yourself for hubby's cock.
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Forehead/horrid!
Damn.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link
that having been said
what's the matter?he won't trya single sliceof your hair pie?LYSOL DOUCHE
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link
i got as far as
he played my pudendawith skill and with stylelike the control pad of a nintendaholding his breath the whole while
but it didn't seem to have any panache.
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link
scrub out that clam, pamyou don't need to be shy, maijust hose out that pita, ritaand douche yourself clean.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Well, looks like I'm never having tzatziki sauce ever again.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Taramasalata, anyone?
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― diceman (Oops), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link
LYSOL DOUCHE
― antexit (antexit), Friday, 18 June 2004 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 June 2004 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 01:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Guesswork's goodfor Roman types.Who here needsthese Handi-Wipes?LYSOL DOUCHE
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link
This COULD occur...
Dan and I, it should be noted, are currently creating the world's worst Lysol Douche TV commercials in chat.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link
*In this "humor" piece, the author alleges that he was trying to parody the Mittelamerican fear of sexual activity so prevalent in the earlier part of the century, a fear which continues to come through in popular culture and attitudes to this very day. However, it is clear that he himself is some kind of anti-sex freak with a standard run of the mill virgin/whore-complex, and that his attempts at joking merely serve as camouflage to try to steer people away from the psychic turmoil raging beneath his surface...much, indeed, as LYSOL DOUCHE rages beneath the surface, its scrubbing bubbles doing the work so you don't have to.
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link
Vadge horror story: my friend went to Brazil and whilst she was there she had her labia trimmed and her snatch tightened, but it got infected. Eeeowrgh.
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― grym leighton (Crazyhorse), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― grym leighton (Crazyhorse), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Saturday, 19 June 2004 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― ARL (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 19 June 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
Though Ade expected just syphilis He encountered L. polyphemusHe retracted his tongueFound it(by a thread) hung:the beast'd wrecked his hyoglosses.
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― ARL (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― antexit (antexit), Saturday, 19 June 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link
Someone must indeed record the album.
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha oneFor a punk muthafucka with a vadge and a gunTo be beatin on, and throwin in jailWe could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Saturday, 19 June 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― dysol (dyson), Saturday, 19 June 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
Boy and girl are dating in high school. Graduation rolls around and they decide to stick together even though they each are going to different colleges very far apart. A few months pass into the freshman year, and she comes over to his dorm to visit for a few days. Shortly after they meet up, they go back to his room and begin fooling around. Eventually he starts to venture down for a little 'lingus, but when he takes her panties off, he notices that she smells a bit worse than he remembered. He figures that she just hasn't showered for a while or something and tries to start, but the smell is a bit overpowering. So he gets a sour apple Jolly Rancher and starts sucking on it in order to ignore the smell. He's licking her and the Jolly Rancher, when suddenly the Jolly Rancher accidentally goes into her vadge. So he quickly fishes it out, puts it back in his mouth, and bites down on it, whereupon he discovers that what he's biting down on is not a sour apple Jolly Rancher after all, but in fact a gonorrhea nodule! He immediately hits the bathroom, pukes, and tells her to leave. Turns out that she hooked up with some random skank guy at a club the second week of school - and had no idea that she had gonorrhea afterwards, either. Needless to say, the relationship didn't last much longer.
Could she have used some LYSOL DOUCHE?
― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link
"It's famous primarily for its opening sequence, in which Taki, the James Bond-like hero, picks up a beautiful woman in a bar. They go back to her place and have sex a few times, in a few different positions. After their last climax, as Taki drowses, the woman's hands elongate into pincers; her legs stretch out and bend back impossibly until she enfolds Taki like a spider. He breaks free in the nick of time, and as he flies across the room we see that the woman's vagina has turned into a fang-lined, gnashing maw."
Link not work safe!
― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link
these two words alone are enough to make me wanna ralph.
― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link
Hey! I predicted the Laura E link earlier in the thread!
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Sunday, 20 June 2004 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link
I beg your pardon?
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― K3rry, Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link
Also: SMOO!
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link
I literally did gasp in horror when reading Girolamo's story, the first time I've ever had sort of reaction to anything posted on ILX.
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 23 January 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link
-- Begs2Differ (cibul...), June 18th, 2004
― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link
I just tried to relate some of these gems to my wife. Her response: "That is a lot of flavors of WRONG."
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link
I scroll past that story of Girolamo's very fast so there's no chance I might accidentally reread any part of it. The nightmares are bad enough.
― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link
Keep it up!
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link
"I love women, you know? I mean, my mother's a woman and so is my wife. So I've learned to love them."-Bill Cosby
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link
i would have eatenthe vagthat was inyour panties
but when I sawyou were probablystoringnachos in there
forgive meI was so nauseousso putridand clammy.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:42 (nineteen years ago) link
Dirty pillowsAre OKIf you stirYour curds & wheyLYSOL DOUCHE
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Does your loverGag and coughBecause you stinkOf Hasselhoff?LYSOL DOUCHE
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link
The Ass divides as with a Comb - (A drooping shaft is seen) -And then it drips down at your feet And oozes further on -
He likes a Boggy AcreA Floor too cool for Corn - Yet when a Boy, and Barefoot - I more than once at NoonHave passed, I thought, a CatfishEroding in the SunWhen stooping to secure itIt scurried, and was gone -
Several of Venus' CrittersI know, and they know me - I feel for them a transportOf Cordiality -
Yet never met this FellowAttended, or aloneWithout a tighter breathingAnd Zero urge to Bone - LYSOL DOUCHE
― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 09:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 23 January 2005 11:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm 35 and I only learned how to give good head three days ago. The trick is to alternate between smacking the clitoris around and ignoring it for long stretches - like a cop breaking the spirit of a prisoner who's just killed his best mate. I learned it from a magazine article - written by a man who knew what he was talking about. Cosmopolitan has never been any bloody help.
-- colin s barrow (colinsbarro...), June 7th, 2003 8:34 PM. (later)------------------------------------------------------------------------
u&k re technique finesse: has the prisoner killed the cop's best mate or his own best mate?
-- mark s (mar...), June 7th, 2003 9:07 PM. (later)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link
did you pooin your smoohow could you not knew?
Such a stinkand I thinka chink in my ardor
Scrub it outI really doubtI could get less harderLYSOL DOUCHE
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― ade (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 January 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link
Okay, okay, I'm done. It's, uh, dinner time.
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link
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Even le douche de Lysol is more appealingFor real, HOW APPALLING IS THAT????THE SCALDINGThe itching the burningTry CruexBut hey, no baby.No circulationNo orgasmsNot much of anythingBut a clean clean pissHAHAHAHAHA"Ah! I give my urine to the world!""And I've never felt fresher!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Your shit may stink, but your pee is free."It'd have to be a very pink commercialWith unusual sound effectsPEEEEOOOOMaybe an alternate model for kiddie TV shows. Two bunnies in a field."Mommy, do you ever have a problem, you know, PEEING FRESH?""Yes dear.""What do you do?""What ALL the good bunnies do...""...LYSOL DOUCHE. If a fucking bunny can use it, WHY NOT YOU, ASSHOLE?"10:05 PMHAHAHAHAI like the idea that all the fluffy commercials end with threats of death*scene, beachOh mybeach *A mother and daughter walk through the tide."Mom, do you ever have a problem...""Bitch, you keep asking me this.""MOOOOM!""Here, use this.""AUUUGH!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Stop pissing off your mom, you moron.""Serves you right, you gullible slut."I'm dying here.*scene, school hall *JENNY: "Well, did you HEAR about the cheerleader?"MUFFY: "What?"JENNY: "She fucked the WHOLE football team."MUFFY: "Gross!"JENNY: "But she used Lysol Douche for the water sports!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Come on, you stupid ho-bag, get with it."ANDREA: *worried* Um, did she fuck the football team BEFORE last Thursday or after?ALL: "Hahahahaha!" *twinkly music*28 daysThrough the thrush;Time to cleanThat uterus!LYSOL DOUCHEIt's so happy!_Buffy the Douche User_HAHAHAHA*doodle doodle dee*"BUFFY! The vampires are coming!""I'LL DOUCHE THEM!"Lysol product placementThe idea of SMG doing a spinning kick split onto a douche is dancing through my head."Buffy, why are you always huffing Lysol?"Hahahaha10:10 PMA BEAUTIFUL image, sir"And now the gynamstics team will do their floor exercise.""Huuuuurrrr...*GRUNT*"*audience flees*HAHAHAHAHAAnd now the 'power lunch'*doodle doodle dee*CLARA: "Well, I got the Johnson contract."MARA: "Well, I got a Johnson."*embarrassed silence*MARA: "...but I had my Lysol!"*sparkling laughter*"...LYSOL DOUCHE. Stop just eating salad, you anorexic fleabags."HAHAHAHAHA*at a funeral*DORIS: "So sad to see Mary end this way."ANNA: "Don't worry Doris. She left us ALL her Lysol in her will."DORIS: "Hurrah! Just what I need before my next hot flash!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Huh-huh huh-huh, you're old."OMG you are killing meI have to say these are beautiful imagesLet's see, what next*on a camping trip*LISA: "Well, I brought the Off!"JOHN: "I'd rather get it on."LISA: "Oh, Fred!"JOHN: "Fred?"LISA: "Oh, sorry...uh, want me to give you a douche?"10:15 PMJOHN: "JESUS CHRIST!"HAHAHAHA"...LYSOL DOUCHE. You think you know someone..."LYSOL DOUCHE: Take it like a man!You spineless worm!*at a diner*WAITRESS: "And what'll y'all have?"BOB: "The fried eggs."JUNIOR: "The HAPPY meal!"PATSY: "Oh my god, I need a douche!"WAITRESS: "Got the Lysol RIGHT HERE!"ALL: "Yay!"WAITRESS: "You want ketchup with that?""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Just don't order the omelette."*On a train*AGENT 1: Do you have the documents?AGENT 2: No, but I do have the clap.AGENT 1: You fucking whore.*dying*LYSOL DOUCHE: Um, what was I talking about again?GHAHAALovelyOkay here:*big sci-fi movie tie in*VIN DIESEL walks over the wastelandVOICE: "RIDDDDDDDICCKKKKKKK!"VIN: "I've made my choice. I'LL HAVE THE LYSOL!"JUDI DENCH: "WELL, Riddick..."VIN: You aren't afraid of a douche are you.THANDIE NEWTON: "Only the best."EVERYONE ELSE: "RIDDDICKKK'S DOOOOUCHE!THANDIE NEWTON'S BREASTS: Ole!"...LYSOL DOUCHE. Blast off when you blast off."*on Arrakis*10:20 PMPAUL: "So how do I summon the worm?"STILGAR: "Take this can of Ly-Sol."PAUL: "The hell?"STILGAR: "And put it in your pants."PAUL: "Um."STING: "I WILL DOUCHE YOU!"HAHAHA"...LYSOL DOUCHE. Fucking English teabag punk."*on the Red Dwarf*RIMMER: Lister, what the smeg is that?LISTER: That, Lister, is your standard issue Lysol Douche.DAN: Oh shit, I completely fucked upLYSOL DOUCHE: Wow I'm tiredHahahaha*On the Death Star*DARTH: "You should not have come back."OBI: "If you strike me down, I will douche your goddamn ass so bad."DARTH: "THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. No, those aren't your wangs."*In a Manhattan apartment*MONICA: Rachel, have you seen my handbag?RACHEL: Didn't PHoebe take it into the bathroom?MONICA: PHOEBE???PHOEBE: WHEW Monica, that douche is something else!10:25 PMHahahaha!MONICA: PHOEBE THAT WAS MY LAST ONE! Oh my God, what am I gonna do?JOEY: I've got an idea...LYSOL DOUCHE: I'll be there for you after you hit it with a boatload of crusty sailors.HAHAHAHA Lovely, very lovely. Let's see, I've got one:*backstage at the Motley Crue show*VINCE: "Fucking fuck, that fucking fuckslut put crabs on my balls!"MICK: "Spread those asscheeks wide, son."VINCE: "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!"NIKKI: "REPAIR ON THE ROAD!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Why do you transvestites not take precautions?"HahaI am totally saving hisYes, pleaseI will too. There is beautiful wrong here.It didn't work at all, but the Red Dwarf one is sending me into hysterics.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link
Creative reinterpretation surely has a place.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link
or maybe you do.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 May 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Fun With Homophones (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of (sorry) (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
LYSOL DOUCHE~!
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Friction Burn = SEXXXY) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― john clarkson, Friday, 24 February 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 25 February 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 25 February 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 25 February 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― lil' latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link
vadgetarian?
― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― I do have a surname, but it's silent. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― I do have a surname, but it's silent. (unclejessjess), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/vadgehorrorstory.jpg
― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost sounds like it was more of a vadge meet-n-greet
― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R., Monday, 26 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― nickalicious, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― JW, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Justen, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link
Still proud of my contributions here.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
You know, J0hn's Sisters of Mercy pastiche was grossly under-appreciated here.
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't make your man go up the bum just cause you're cunny's lined with scum! LYSOL DOUCHE
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean yes, yes it was.
you know, the grammar gaffe makes that even more awesome
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
GAH I NEVER DO THAT
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
This i why i need to be a mod
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"you are cunnies lined with scum" is a great put-down, though.
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I shall mention this thread to Lukey G next time I see him.
― chap, Friday, 27 June 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Your honey makes Your boyfriend quake? Steralize Your Tastykake! LYSOL DOUCHE
― David R., Friday, 27 June 2008 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
If your cooze Gets awful runny And your guy Thinks it tastes funny - LYSOL DOUCHE!
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Toxic shock? Quitcher whinin! Do something nice For your vagina, and LYSOL DOUCHE
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
oh god my contributions were terrible.
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 June 2008 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
General Tso Will wince and glower If your wonton's Sweet and sour LYSOL DOUCHE!
― David R., Friday, 27 June 2008 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link
If your partners Want a taste, Protect them from A mouth of paste LYSOL DOUCHE
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link
If you've got a date, And he puts his suit on You'd better douse Those menstrual croutons LYSOL DOUCHE
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
If that boy's gon' Fly the coop let Lysol drain your Vag'nal omelette LYSOL DOUCHE
― libcrypt, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Since you know That cheeky bugger Wants to eat Your stale facehugger LYSOL DOUCHE
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Crust of vag Is not a joke So take care of Yr penis poke LYSOL DOUCHE
― libcrypt, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Is your beau's expression's strained? Do you have got a rankling uterus? It's time you got your pooky drained; your timing's mightily fortuitous! For Lysol Douche's new product line Will leave your beaver feeling fine!
-- x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, June 18, 2004 2:40 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― remy bean, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
DRAIN THAT POOKY!
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
aka BURN THE WITCH 2008
― remy bean, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2213/posterteethteaseroneshelq6.jpg
― titchyschneiderMk2, Saturday, 28 June 2008 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Shouldn't that be "LISTERINE DOUCHE"?
― HI DERE, Saturday, 28 June 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
vadge with teeth?
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 28 June 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i got some hairs caught in my teeth and wound up inadvertently flossing with em....but i dunno that that's unique at all.....
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 30 June 2008 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
we missed you bjo
― electricsound, Monday, 30 June 2008 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link
you ruled bo jackson you played both professional baseball and football at the same time my whole family thought that was outstanding
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 30 June 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7510/slickricktherulersback2wh0.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 June 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Prostars_title.jpg
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 30 June 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I cant see anything there bo.
also hello ^_^
― wilter, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ya apparently I fucked the link up...s'okay, wasn't anything incendiary
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link
that Teeth movie btw is fucking awesome
spoiler: she bites off dudes' dicks with her vadge
― J0hn D., Monday, 30 June 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
As a 22-year-old male virgin, some of what I saw in this picture is quite shocking and had me squirming in my seat on more than one occasion, trying to hold on to my manhood (so to speak) and enjoy a well-crafted coming-of-age horror-comedy.
― wilter, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
One night stand? Now David Schwimmer's Left a million Little swimmers? LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Supreme Court making you feel antsy? Spritz our seltzer down your pants-y LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link
He saw and conquered Then he came Don't cry dear They're all the same LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Has your squid slipped into squalor Crack the window and just holler "LYSOL DOUCHE"
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Not just great as disinfectant Try us you'll be unexpectant LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link
you can tell I'm on deadline
http://members.shaw.ca/revchu/stuff/men2zb.gif
― salsa shark, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link
that pic never fails to brighten up my day.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Dayglo anime Surprise Flowing freely From your thighs? LYSOL DOUCHE
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Tattoo on your lower back? Bet you need to cleanse that crack! LYSOL DOUCHE
― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://cdnassets.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/693238/image-4_fullsize.jpg?a76b5203
Lysol clears away the cobwebs!!
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
"if i pretend to read this newspaper she'll eventually leave and take her stinking cockpocket with her"
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?
-- lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:52 (4 years ago) Link
Hold on, let's back way up to this um...sensual labyrinth...so that actually happens?
Kinda related, I know of these "identical" twins, two brothers, one has one ball and the other has three. I might have this backwards, but I think the three-ball twin is also the smart one.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
At least they weren't Siamese twins.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
If i had to choose, i would choose one ball over three. I hope i never have to make that choice!
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
less is more, in this instance
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah but you could just get one removed and be back to average.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
'Did Hitler have only one testicle?'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
where would they be joined??? (xxxp)
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
but then you would have left or right centred balls. either that or a big gap in the middle. Also, i'd sort of miss it once it was gone. Not enough to not have it removed in the first place, but enough to give me pangs of regret here and there.
xp
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I imagine they'd do some cosmetic sewing, right? This is getting painful to discuss...
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
woah, what if they could get all like a newton's cradle and smack their nuts really hard together to fix this dilemma. yeh?
― yungblut, Thursday, 17 July 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://tinyurl.com/3ja5xw
― rollerbeef, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
lol bomb
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
fail
― lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://maudnewton.com/images/2008/20081111_lysol.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Five years laterfive years goneLook who's catching up:Salon Dot Com
― mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo&feature=related
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
totally thought this was the thread with my cadaver vagina stories
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
the thread with WHAT? please find and link!
― mh, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!
― existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
cadaver vagina stories
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
board/tabletop games
― Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3AmPFArVc
― A piping hot bra of tits (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2UWMEUU
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg
― remy bean, Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
Just remembered this thread. I'll always love you, Lysol Douche.
― Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
"...and when they looked down, all they saw attached to the vagina was A HOOK!"― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"'Ma'am," said the police operator, "'The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!'"― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
this is amazing
Memories, corners of mind, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
oh man, that ridiculous AIM chat
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
LYSOL?????????????????― luna (luna.c), Friday, June 18, 2004 10:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
leaving stainsall round his forehead?izzy stradlinsomething horrid?LYSOL DOUCHE― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, June 18, 2004 9:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
all-time.
― c sharp major, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
genius
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
Just remembered it's International Women's Day :-/
― Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
haha I thought that's why you revived this!
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's like the vagina monologues, in a way
― 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
I was worried about vaginas.I was worried about what we think about vaginasAnd I was even more worried that we don't think about them.I was worried about my own vagina.LYSOL DOUCHE
― 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
om
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
g
uh oh
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
never forget
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
wow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
: O
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
some things are best forgotten, forever
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
and then there is the Dreadful Cunnilingus Incident
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
no way ilx should have a town square with a statue of DJP in honor of such stories
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
that should absolutely happen
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
with a rim that can be rolled up to win
Buyer Beware: The case of Lysol disinfectant
― Let's talk more my bunny! (doo dah), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
This, the BNL album cover thread, AND thread for pictures of Drake looking ridiculous all revived today!
― emilys., Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83spjEDsk1rpbpum.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
what the
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
loool i would kinda maybe buy those if they were real
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/05/spongebob-is-a-tampon/
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
Most unfortunate author name?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0051HEJ86.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
no relation
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
lol adam
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
Actually Lysol was advertised as a contraceptive. Let's dig in. https://t.co/I0gx92kCUA— Gillian Frank (@1gillianfrank1) June 10, 2019
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link
“We must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route),”
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/trump-lysol-injection-claim-maker-hits-back
― Madchen, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
loooool I was hoping this is why this thread was revived
― DJP, Friday, 24 April 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
The Pit And The Pudendum
I peaked early on this site
― DJP, Friday, 24 April 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
Alice in her party dresswould-be suitors skulk awayneeds to freshen up a bitbefore she starts attracting straysLysol douche will do the trickbrisk as cool spring rains that fall she'llspray it where the sun don't shine per--haps she ought to use it all to-dayayayayayay― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, January 24, 2005 4:44 PM (fifteen years ago)
is this on the Goths album?
― sarahell, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link
Love this thread so much.
― Madchen, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
oh no the dreadful incident link is broken
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
little did we know then that one day the lysol douche would be president
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
did you leave town? or did you stay?
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
tyvm
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/PEM9wq6.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
look this is the relevant thread okay just roll with it
Bravo!
― Madchen, Sunday, 19 June 2022 08:07 (one year ago) link
I like to think the advert has a subtly codified subtext: https://i.imgur.com/Advf1wJ.jpg
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 19 June 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link