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What the fuck did you have?

I made myself french toast with eggs and some bacon on the side, and some vitamin enhanced Trader Joe's drink that is supposed to make me healthier. Tonight I'll have several cigarettes and cancel it out.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

4 cups of coffee in a big huge mug.
1 glass of OJ

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

Spiru-Teen chocolate smoothie with omega fatty acid enhanced soy milk and a banana mixed in.. oh, and some "Smart water".

(I'm not kidding... i'm a supplement ho)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

the future f*cks you tony

― kephm, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

banana-berry cheerios, skim milk and diet dr. pepper

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

I love breakfast more than sex, but I don't do it justice on weekdays. I had my usual stale bagel & overpriced coffee at work.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

actually that banana-soy monster sounds pretty good

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

I was in a fucking rush so I had a fucking cold bit of toast my dad had left out for me (with no nothing on it) and a fucking mouthful of fucking chili con carne from the night before.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

I had some fucking hot tea, bitch. Hot water from a motherfucking kettle. With that, I ate a big ol' bowl of HOT APPLE OATMEAL. Suck on that one.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

instant oatmeal, every day, at work. I managed to eat toast before leaving the house this morning.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

db, what's the "Smart water"? I used to be really into smart drinks in the early 90s, but they all tasted like bark and mulch. (I still think some of them did help me focus, though.) Then all of a sudden everyone was selling stimulants instead and I haven't much seen em.

My breakfast was posted elsewhere; asparagus, biscuits, roast beef w/ onion-wine gravy, two mugs of coffee.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

Fuckin' A dawg, my weak pansy-ass nancy-boy breakfast of a shitstaining multivitamin and a bitch-ass-motherfucking chug of tart-as-god-damn pure-shit cranberry juice whoops yer shit's FATTY BOOMBALATTY ASS EXPANDING adult-diaper-filler to SHIT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

fuckin' toast and tea, same breakfast I've had almost every day for the past thirty motherfuckin' years

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

that's pretty motherfucking consistent

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

fuck a supplement, y'all fake eaters

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

puffed wheat and coffee

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

xpost the only area in which I am consistent

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

that's some plate o' microwaveable death

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

i didnt have a single fucking thing.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

todd otm

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

1. Boiled. Egg. This is the only breakfast I've had in the past month, what with the help at home being totally useless at it.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

cranberry bran muffin
black tea

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

I fucking had the little bit of fucking Bridge Mixture that was motherfucking left in the cocksucking box beside my fucking bed. I should fucking quit eating goddamn fucking chocolate for fucking breakfast.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

Tep, Smart Water is this motherfucking shit.

(I'm giving it a try because apparently I don't absorb potassium very well.. it's a genetic thing.. and fainting is a common side effect of lack of potassium.. and Gatorade and Smart Water and stuff like that is supposed to be great to help supplement potassium)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

motherfuck the anchor tag..

let me try again

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

Or try this fancy shmancy motherfucking hi-fi interactive flash site for motherfucking "Glaceau"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

a fucking mcmuffinlike english muffin egg sandwich
two cups of coffee
more of those snickers minis i've been allowing myself as "period medication"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

i'm trying to eat porridge more

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

what i wanted: thick bread with sodt-boiled eggs, tomato, avocado. grapefruit juice, then cup of espresso.

what i had: filter coffee

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

a fucking bowl of Trader Joe's frosted flakes

and a fucking banana on BART.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

WHOA STEVEM, WHO THE FUCK EATS PORRIDGE?

(on a side note, is it a british thing?)

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

the British and the three bears.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

isn't that where you boil oats?
during the irish famine, did they stoop that low?

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

i fucking well had a bowl of fucking muesli with a fucking banana sliced on top and two cups of fucking coffee

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee with skim milk, orange juice, a banana, a cup of blueberry yogurt, and a slice of bread with strawberry preserves. Bitch.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

Courtesy of pornolize: http://pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Filx.wh3rd.net%2Fthread.php%3Fmsgid%3D4454509%234455167&submit=submit

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

same as what i always have. hummus on toast and a cup of earl grey.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

don't diss porridge - nice with jam or sugar. mind you i haven't eaten for about 10 years so maybe it really is horrible.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

I had a bowl of last nights spaghetti carbonara and it was a baaaad idea

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

Lil' Won "Fannyfarmer" Jilliams !!!

(otherwise, the pornolization didn't actually change much!)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

What about "The ballbusting Lady "Sniff-my-Ass" Ms Lurex"???

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

Green Apple, Coffee

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

me and my friend tom once did the "Fat Boy Challenge Breakfast"

4 sausage
4 bacon
2 fried slice
4 hash browns
chips
beans
2 eggs
1-egg cheese ommlette
3 tomatoes

and vast amounts of assam tea. it was fucking hell.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

Did you get that breakfast for free?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

no, we paid dearly for it.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you New York, and goodnight.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

I fuckin' second Todd's emotion here.









*wink*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...
a sugar-free rocky road cookie and half a glass of milk. some coffee would be fucking nice now.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

a six pack of beer.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

crumpets with peanut butter on them & a mug of tea.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

(although to be fair, I am having my lunch now!)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

For breakfast I usually look at the clock and run out of the door in a panic.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I never have time to eat breakfast at home, i always have it at work.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Had the same fucking thing I always have - some fucking museli, granola, and yogurt. Today it was fucking PLUM yogurt, baby.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Bowl of cornflakes with semi-skimmed milk, mug of tea, glass of OJ. Classic/boring.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Pancakes & syrup, grapes, water, multi-vitamin.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I had a vitamin too.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't have any fucking breakfast today even though it's my favorite fucking meal of the day, because I had a gig last night and stopped for fucking pizza on the way home at 1:00 am (slices of fucking BBQ Chicken and tomato fucking pesto).

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

French omelette and iced coffee. Exactly two tortilla chips. Pills.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Contemplated wake-n-bakin' this morning, then realized that, in the current seasonal conditions, wake-n-bake usually quickly becomes wake-n-bake-n-fall-back-asleep-n-wake-up-late-for-everything. So instead, a big glass of cold water & teh multivitamin.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that's my ideal breakfast.

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Wheat toast, tomato and ham. Coffee then OJ.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), October 28th, 2004 7:20 AM.

HERO!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I do my best, G.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Cereal and OJ, just like 95% of my fucking breakfasts. I keep forgetting to take my multivitamin.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I had cereal and a banana.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I never eat breakfast. I tried to buy grapefruit but they just rotted because I'd forget about them. I would eat it on the weekends, but by the time I wake up I want a sandwich and fries. A heavy breakfast meal is deadly in the afternoon - after eggs and bacon I have to sleep immediately.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

a beer and a half, plus three almonds.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I made some orange-and-cranberry muffins from a mix and had a big ol' mug of delicious coffee.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

My body doesn't like caffeine anymore. It sucks. I love coffee.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Without coffee I would be but a flaccid sponge.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Multivitamin, a sliver of dried mango, a plain bagel (untoasted, no cream cheese), & a diet Snapple. Oh, shit, wait, today was my Celebratory BoSox Championship Breakfast - substitute the plain bagel w/ a bland lemon danish.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

a glass of vitamin fortified juice and a bagel!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
I have not had my breakfast yet!

I am going to have toasted muffins!

I went on the 'net to get Kelly Clarkson tickets!

I am a role model!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Today I had a cup of tea and also a bowl of muesli into which I chopped a banana and added milk.

Tomorrow I will probably not have breakfast as I intend to be out tonight until after breakfast time.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

who's got the coffee... gimme it

― thorstein veblen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I want Kelly Clarkson tickets! I think.

I had wheatabix for breakfast and for the second day in a row was really cripplingly hungry by 10.40 :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link

As it's nearly Christmas, I've started adding a handful of dried cranberries to my cereal every day. Yum.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I had wheatabix for breakfast and for the second day in a row was really cripplingly hungry by 10.40 :(

-- Gravel Puzzleworth (mostlyconnec...) (webmail), Today 7:15 AM. (Gregory Henry) (later)

ummm thats WEETabix. sheesh. Actually its weetbix in Australia but those filthy britishes stole them and renamed them weetabix and now theyre in american supermarkets marketed as the original english breakfast or some such shit. anyway, they are my favorite but i tend to eat them at 11:30pm-ish.

im about to go get a blueberry bagel and blueberry yoghurt from the cafeteria but I feel apprehensive about it since Ally said something about realizing bagels made her put on weight.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 9 December 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Had the same fucking thing I always have - some fucking museli, granola, and yogurt. Today it was fucking PLUM yogurt, baby.
-- Rob Bolton (i_like...), October 28th, 2004 7:55 AM.

same fucking thing today. except it was fucking blueberry yogurt.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 December 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

A pot of coffee and two packs of nabs:

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Pan-fried porkchop and fresh hot drop biscuits with butter. Enormous cup of assam.

― Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Coffee, oatmeal. Still hungry.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
2 cookies and hot cocoa. fuck you, craft services! get one bagel w/cream cheese + juice!

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Tomato juice, honey bran muffin

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Eggs Arnold! Meaning: w/ salmon instead of Canadian bacon, and fried potatoes and a tiny blueberry muffin on the side. Consumed at some wayside restaurant in the W Village as I wandered around smoking & sipping v sweet coffee. God I fucking love days off.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

well done! : D

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Cereal and OJ, just like 95% of my fucking breakfasts. I keep forgetting to take my multivitamin.

300+ days a year. I usually remember the vitamin.
(Cereal = Quaker Instant Oatmeal(Peaches.Cream.) + generic unflavored oatmeal to cut the sugar)

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Today, two pieces of toast, a cup of very strong black coffee and a kiwi fruit. Oh, and a paracetamol. Usually, nothing.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

1 gram penicillin
4 advil liquid gels
2 alleve 12 hour tablets
2 advil cold and flu liquid gels
1 can coke classic

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Green tea, allegedly flavored w/pineapple & ginger but these were undetectable; toast w/almond butter, banana, & honey.

― xero (xero), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

mine just came up in my mouth a bit.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

After 25 years of coffee and cigarettes for breakfast, mine had started to do so on a regular basis as well.

― xero (xero), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i had granola and yogurt

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

2 fried eggs, over easy
2 small slices of fruit-and-nut bread, toasted, with butter.
1 cup of coffee, with milk and sugar

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Eggs Arnold! Meaning: w/ salmon instead of Canadian bacon

O god -- Dipsea Cafe, I miss U so much --

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I could go for soft boiled eggs with lots of pepper. I love runny eggs. I had leftover sashimi for dinner. It was okay. I know the entire concept of leftove sashimi sounds dangerous.

― youn, Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Blackberry yogurt with Canada's Gold raspberry granola, a banana, a bit of a PB&J, some dried cranberries, and a sip of coffee.

― ath (ath), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yesom Kulet Fitfit--Ethiopian vegetable stew.

Usually cereal, but sleeping 'til lunchtime+Ethiopian neighborhood=spongy-bread goodness.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Last couple of days I've made what would be called egg mcmuffins with ham and swiss cheese. I find that 2 of these easily will get me through the next 5 hours. Them, and an ocean-going vessel of coffee.

― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

rice pudding with mango
pumpkin pie and whipped cream
a big piece of cheddar cheese
two mugs coffee

― estela (estela), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

what i get most fridays & saturdays:
two eggs, bacon, american cheeze slice on a roll with salt, pepper and a copious amount of hot sauce (tobasco or frank's, typically. sometimes varies depending on mood or abailability.).

Sometimes I switch sausage in for bacon.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Tomorrow morning, I am going to get a bacon egg & cheese on a roll at Veselka in the E. Village, My old internship was in Ukranian National Home building, upstairs from aforementioned cafe, and used to eat that shit almost every day.

It's nice being back in New York, if only for the weekend.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

This has got to be the best thread title ever.

― Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link

not my breakfast, as it's 2 am here, but i just ate a sausage & cheddar omelette using dry cured smoked sausages that this guy in norwalk makes. they are really delicious. i put some hot sauce on that shit.

where are my homefries????

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

who interns at the ukrainian national home?

― Mitya (mitya), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

andrew used to.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

1 largeish cup coffee
1 medium bowl Oatmeal Squares w/lowfat "orangic" milk & blueberries
1 OneADay MultiVitamin For Men
1 Vitamin E
1 Selinium


way back when I lived in the EV Veselka's buckwheat pancackes ruled!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

and why can't you buy Aunt Jemima's Buckwheat Mix in Manhattan?

this question had vexed me forever.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Sent my friend to get fish n chips from the fish n chips shop I got banned from two weeks ago when the awful awful woman working there gave me so much attitude, this was like the third time she was so rude other patrons made little winces at her, that I gave in and called her a fucking bitch, then her sister got all up on me for doing that, I think I tried spitting on one of them. Anyway, it tastes the same.

― LC, Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

mmmm veselka. mmmm east village polish/ukrainian food.

― is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Scrambled eggs with salmon on homemade bread, and a mocha. Yummity yum. Now I won't need anything else till dinner time. Which will be haggis and neeps and tatties, bitches!

Happy fucking new year.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

large glass grapefruit juice
then free cookies & crackers
cause I just gave blood

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

toasted bagel with a minimal smattering of butter. will procure coffee soon.

― is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

2 breadrolls (chocolate and plain one)
strawberry yoghurt with itsy bitsy cornflakes

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 31 December 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i o.d.'d on two bowls of grapenuts covered with plain yogurt, soy milk and a fuckload of raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries. topped off w/ a glass of oj.

― strgn, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I have become addicted to Life cereal. Something about the texture + sugar has been irresistable lately.

Not connected: the kid on the package looks vaguely like Elian Gonzales.

― Bill in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Today I had porridge with sultanas. I almost had a crumpet with jam as well, but I didn't.

― jel --, Saturday, 19 April 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Porridge with sultanas, sesame seeds and flax seeds, green tea, multi-vitamin, vitamin c and cod liver oil tablets, followed by one pink grapefruit. Bring it motherfucking on!

― kreuzberger, Saturday, 19 April 2008 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I had a fucking piadina from the stall outside Carluccio's. Parma and stracchino cheese with a bit of arugula.

― suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

grilled cheddar on toast
scrambled egg and coriander

― blueski, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm in the middle of doing up my new kitchen and the last thing in place will be the cooker and hob. When it is in place some time by the end of the month I'ma be eating nothing but fryups and my favourite breakfast, which is:

Soft boiled egg and soldiers with lots of chopped parsley/sea salt/black pepper to soak up the runny egg - not just for garnishing. It's occurred to me that it might be nice to dip streaky bacon into the yolk too.

― suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

health bread w/ no-sugar raspberry jam
garlic scape omelet w/ tomato
grapefruit juice

― the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

canned pineapple, coffee

― rainy, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

coffee, more coffee, yogurt, granola bar.

― Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Fucking fantastic rosemary bagel with veggie cream cheese (like, it had actual BITS of actual VEGETABLES in it) and iced coffee. It was a special occasion breakfast.

― Maria, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

a fucking toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, onion and the goddamn gravlax that finished curing yesterday. Even with a Sara Lee bagel, even with a lab-grown tomato, that was the best damn thing I've eaten in months

― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

I had an omlet.

― Jeff, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Had my S.O.P. breakfast today:

one toasted sesame bagel w/ butter
two fried eggs, over easy
one cup of coffee w/ 1% milk

― Aimless, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

i had fucking bagels from the western bagel on ventura/coldwater, and then i had a matcha ice blended from the coffee bean in the same shopping center.

― FMLAO (get bent), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

on account of the fact that i eat bagels nearly every morning @ work, this morning was two soft fucking boiled eggs, a small dollop of umeboshi paste applied to aforementioned fucking eggs, a large fucking cup of peets' coffee, and 1/4 of a gigantic fucking grapefruit.
mmmm, i loves some matcha refreshments, btw

― epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

A Goddamn Marie Callender ham/egg/cheese breakfast pot pie and an Amp.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

went out for brunch this morning so i had some fucking corn pancakes with blueberry butter, some bacon, some home fries, and some motherfucking over easy eggs

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

two boiled eggs (white set, yolk runny) sliced on black bread, with black coffee from the aeropress. same as every morning - I can only ever think of eating something different if I've already 'pre-breakfasted'.

― Vasco da Gama, Sunday, 15 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

some fucking black bean hummus and coffee

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

two fucking custard cream biscuits /:

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i like that the thread's rhetoric works equally well for appallingly bad breakfasts

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

a bowl of apple-cinnamon off-brand-but-fancy cheerios that supposedly have lots of antioxidants
a glass of iced chai

― tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

a cunting larabar
a sodding wedge of laughing cow cheese
a bloody handful of almonds (nb: handful not actually bloody)

― Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Bowl of Quaker Corn Bran w/ 1% milk and most of a banana (discarded the yucky brown bits)
2 mugs coffee w/cream (further mugs count as brunch and lunch)
1/2 a cigarette

― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking everything bagel with cream cheese
Goddamn coffee

― quincie, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

whole wheat roll with butter and apricot jam
coffee w/half & half

― o. nate, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

six years pass...

I'm inordinately broke til payday on friday so instead of picking up coffee and a bagel out in the morning as is my wont i raided the cupboards:

cream of wheat with sultanas, walnuts and brown sugar.
a cup of tea.

cream of wheat is weird. not even sure why or when i bought it

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Pumpkin loaf
Black coffee

― o. nate, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

2 black ice coffee
breakfast burrito

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

frou-frou granola
bananas (2)
milk

coffee (obv)

― j., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

i have an iced coffee and bagel every single day. kinda weird/sad how much I look forward to and enjoy that morning bagel at work.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

I look forward to my breakfast burritos so much that I end up eating it for lunch because I hold out too long.

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

A bowl of oatmeal (or, if you prefer, porridge) with maple syrup and an assortment of berries
Moka coffee, black

Every fucking morning, but it's what I stomach best.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

3 days a week it's oatmeal, 3 days a week it's cold cereal, but today it was 2 biscuits and gravy from Hardee's.

― WmC, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link


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