Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Announced

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Got this in the inbox today with no other info other than October street date:

http://www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas/image/gta_sa.gif

B61 (calstars), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

WTF am I supposed to do with my time until October?

Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

Also this from Yahoo:

http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/040301/15419_1.html

B61 (calstars), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

i cant get excited about it until I know what year it takes place in, and what music it will have.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:44 (twenty years ago) link

If the gangsta-goth logo is any indication, maybe early nineties?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago) link

san andreas, like the fault? what's there? anyways, from the logo it looks like it would be lots of snoop dogg and MC Eiht

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

If it's early nineties, there might be a GRUNGE STATION, ACK.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

I agree with the comments about the logo = early 90s. And rumor has it as being based on either San Fran or LA.

B61 (calstars), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

ooh early/mid 90s r&b is my fave! jodeci, swv, jade, adina howard, johnny gill, etc

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force set 2 come out in June, that should kill a couple of weeks

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

Grunge, gangsta, metal, new jack, adult contemporary, Latin (assuming there's a quasi-LA location)...anything else?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

San Andreas is the fault line that runs through San Francisco.

1990 SF: Grateful Dead ("touch of grey"), Metallica, 4 Non Blondes, Faith No More, Digital Underground, Chris Isaak, Too $hort, Joe Satriani, Green Day, Primus, Van Hagar

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

Oh man, it's too early for '90s nostalgia. I was hoping that if they were to do it in a Bay Area/West Coast venue that they'd set it in the early '70s -- golden age of funk and pimps and Quinn Martin Productions and post-Bullitt swankness and Dirty Harry and Chinatown kung fu chic. And Tower of Power > Red Hot Chili Peppers. Besides, True Crime already sopped up most of the g-funk West Coast post-'90s atmosphere. Not very well, but still.

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, but the problem with setting too far into the past is the cars -- presumably they wouldn't be supercharged enough for real good game-play (though I don't know anything cars, honestly).

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:26 (twenty years ago) link

you just basically requested Nate to start posting pictures of 70s muscle machines, you realize

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:28 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.qv500.com/Lamborghini%20Miura%20MR%201.jpg

(OK that's enough)

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

If the Sealab set does NOT contain "Quinn's Vacation" I am SO going to lose my shit.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

Nate's idea would be awesome. Licensing real cars would be nice, too.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

my friend works for the post-production company of Rockstar Games....yes, it will be on the gangsta tip! apparently it starts with you in jail and you have to break out...you can even get cool haircuts like fades and gumby cuts.

yes, phil, i'm with you on the early/mid 90s vibe. it's all about "Gangsta Lean" by DRS

waxyjax (waxyjax), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago) link

san andreas was also featured an area in Grand Theft Auto 1, if i remembered correctly! Probably nothing to do with this though.

Pre-cars grand theft auto would be great, you'd have to steal horses and stuff, and get into sword fights. actually no that would be shit.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:32 (twenty years ago) link

er, you know you can make your own soundtrack to the gta games with mp3s? just checking...

also, grand-theft-horse-o would be good. i want that. stat.

g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:34 (twenty years ago) link

they better have some kind of acid house station

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

It was pretty obvious the game would be called San Andreas anyway, as the levels on the first game were Liberty City, Vice City, and San Andreas. Logical progression, y'see?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

Predictions for celebrity voiceovers?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

MC HAMMER!

"please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!"

chris (chris), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:59 (twenty years ago) link

meaning you can put any music you like in the game...

g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:02 (twenty years ago) link

yeah but it's not the same as flicking around.

also you can't do this on ps2.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:03 (twenty years ago) link

it's also possible to turn the music off and listen to your ipod

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:05 (twenty years ago) link

Man, I hope I finish Vice City by then. I'm not very far (at the part where you have to steal the boat), and I realized I'm not very good at the missions where you have to shoot a bunch of dudes.

(btw this BETTER come out for Xbox right away!)

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

It's exclusive to PS2.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

oooh i am on the very last mission and i plan to complete it tonight! i'm so glad there's a gap between march and october when i can have an actual, real life. (er, spent posting to ilx..)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

exclusive to PS2 = "they've paid us cash money, just hang on for a year or so"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a bit disappointed as I heard it was to take place in Vegas. Oh well, im sure its still the shit.

Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

Rumor has it Dave Chappelle will be one of the voices. HELL YES.

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

exclusive to PS2 = "they've paid us cash money, just hang on for a year or so"

Sweet, this way I'll be able to finish Vice City AND Star Wars: KOTOR before this comes out.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

..and be half-way through Jade Empire.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Does that involve Jade Goody? If not, I'm not interested.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

four weeks pass...
i freekin cant wait until october what the hell im going to do in the mean time.this is gonna be the best grand theft auto yet.real gangs real details and real action in real california aaaaaawwwwwww hell its gonna be the bomb

bballamatuer8, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

Word life.

\mm/

Vitamin Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

I have an applejuice container full of loose change I call "the PS2 fund".

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

i have a piece of plastic instead. i have had vice city for a week. Diaz's house is now the "Vercetti Estate".

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

I just heard Laslow do a little technophile syndicated thing on AirAmerica yesterday. I wonder if he's going to be involved in the new one or not...

Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:52 (twenty years ago) link

I cant feekin wait until GTA San Andreas comes out for the PS2,i've beaten both GTA3 and Vice City but now i dont have a PS2 anymore, but im planning to get one before it comes out into stores, at least it well give me something to do while i wait.

P.S. GTA roxs!!!!!!!!!!!

Dylan Schiffler, Saturday, 3 April 2004 05:25 (twenty years ago) link

I get the feeling that every couple weeks this thread will be revived, and like an idiot I'll click on it thinking "oh yeah, new information about the game has been leaked" and instead it'll be some babbling googler. Argh.

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

What? I managed to link you to Amazon's hastily photoshopped 'GTA logo/'18' sticker/Rockstar Games logo' on the default PS2-style box-shot.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 3 April 2004 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

Well, yep, looks like they'll have an acid house station, after all.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Rockstar released the first screens of this game a couple days ago, if nobody's noticed yet:

http://media.ps2.ign.com/media/611/611957/imgs_1.html

HOW FUCKING AWESOME DOES THAT SHIT LOOK? That one with the guy with the Chevy and the UZI in front of the Watts Spires actually made me giggle with joy.

antexit (antexit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

yes I was wondering about the guy on the bmx, will it be something we can ride or will it be along the same lines as the roller skates in vice city.

But it does look good I just hope that R* don't change the excellent formula that the past games have used.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

So it's like a Tyrese video?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

We gotta slow down esse. Ees gettin' too loco.

TheNewJMod (JMod), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump
Left hand on a forty, puffin onna blunt
Pumped my shotgun, niggaz didn't jump
Lala la la lala la laaaaa...

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

I've just come.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago) link

More Pics and info at gtagaming, with also a rather exciting interview with Dan Houser.

So it's not Tommy anymore, some dude called 'Carl'. I like the sound of owning your own Casino.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

"Entire state of San Andreas included, meaning three cities will be present in the game, each connected by countryside. Los Santos, a fictional Los Angeles, San Fierro, a rendition of San Francisco, and La Venturra, which is the Grand Theft Auto version of Las Vegas. "

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

The strangest addition- "You need to eat to retain your stamina. If you eat too much fast food, you become fat and pedestrians mock you for being fat. You also run slower. To remedy this, you can go to a gym to exercise."

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

What's weird about that?

This game sounds extremely realistic.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

Bah, homie shit. Bling-bling-fuck off.

[addressed to San Andreas, not ILx0rz]

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

Its just so non-gta like, getting fat. Not sure if it's such a great idea but I suppose it depends on how quickly the fat adds on.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

Trust me, getting fat in games is cool. This is really the next generation here.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

Any news on voice talent yet?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

xpost

That's a Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater theme too! And ohohohoh I saw brief clips of the new MGS on some telly PS2 advert!

But more to the fat: I'm totally growing large to dispense chubby justice! Plus, fat track suits = hilarity

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

The entire game will be about four to six times as large as Vice City.

Oh. WOW.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Size isn't everything, or so they tell me.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

(yes I know that was cheap, it's v.late and I'm v.tired)

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

I intend for my character to look like this:

http://www.marveldirectory.com/pics/picsk/kingpin.gif

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

Let the "pedestrians laugh!

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

Ah, come off it. When it comes to roly-poly gangsters, there's only one man in the game:

http://www.televisione.it/fnts/televisione/immagini/278x182/gandolfini04.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

Russell Crowe?

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

Has everyone seen all these super-new screenshots? I can't believe how excited I am about this game. It's getting more and more complex--It's like The Sims with home invasions!

antexit (antexit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

Guesses on who plays the voice of the new character? My money's on Ice Cube.

antexit (antexit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

How long after the PS2 release do they usually put out the PC version?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

I think with Vice City it was like 2 years

antexit (antexit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

GUNS NIGGAS

OMG (JMod), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

I think with Vice City it was like 2 years

Seven months in the US, according to IGN.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

They need to get with the people behind Gran Turismo so you can pimp your ride(s).

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 14 May 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

I'm actually thinking of buying a playstation just so I can play this game. I played GTA3 GTA:Vice City on PC, but never on PS2. Help me, people, which is better? Are there big differences?

(shit, I've never been so excited about a video game, I'm gangsta trippin)

pingu (gimikz), Friday, 14 May 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago) link

The games looked better on PC than console (like most games do). Also, I've never understood why most people seem to prefer controllers to keyboards for everything, cause in most games, like GTA, I've always found the keyboard so much easier.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 14 May 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

I have a wish!

In LasVvegas you do missions for "The Boss", Mr. Tommy Vercetti. Maybe you have a conflict with him. I want them to make this shit so interesting and tense and funny, ohmygodohmygod. I just don't want to see Tommy dead, anything else is fine.

pingu, Friday, 14 May 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago) link

Are there big differences?

Your comfortable chairs already point at your TV? Also it'll be out first on the PS2. Also the analog controller is better for some of the fiddly stuff.

The PS3 will be out sometime next year or the year after, but there's a decent chance that it'll be backwards compatible. Also it's not like they'll stop making PS2 games: they still make Playstation games.

Your concern for an imaginary murderer is touching :)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 14 May 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago) link

my problem with PC games is my system has never been sharp enough to run them efficiently - always with the hangs, the slowdowns, etc. have never had that experience with my playstation.

stevie (stevie), Friday, 14 May 2004 07:24 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the ps2 control system for Vice City was just perfect. Whereas the one on True Crimes just frustrated me to bits. I can't see San Andreas being too different from VC so I recommend getting a PS2, plus it doesn't crash all the time like PC's. *ducks*

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 14 May 2004 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

wow, really, wow.

I spent the whole of my time in Miami spotting Vice city locations, I'm going to have to go to three cities after this? sheesh!

chris (chris), Friday, 14 May 2004 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

the Dan Houser article has been updated, well it has since I last looked anyway.

Swimming, oh yes, SWIMMING!

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

my eyes are bleeding at the very thought of this game

chris (chris), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:45 (twenty years ago) link

it looks good. keep the faith.

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 14 May 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

Also it's not like they'll stop making PS2 games: they still make Playstation games.

They still make PS1 games, seriously? And people buy them?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 14 May 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

Hell yes. It's only in the last year or so in Japan that the Xbox started beating the PS1 on a week by week basis. I think it's mostly cheap cash-ins for kids (in the west, anyway).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 14 May 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

time to lay money on odds for voices/songs used in the game:

I vote that Ice Cube's "Steady Mobbin" and a Cypress Hill track will be in there.

Yeah, and Ice Cube would be a great character voice.

"Keep that baby off the STREET!"

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Swimming! Thank god! Having the bastard die every time he fell into the water (eg every time you try to get into a boat and missed) sucked!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 14 May 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

I just want to let everyone know of my awesome Vigilante mission strategy: get the tank, go to airport and start the mission there. All the target cars spawn either in the runway area itself, or in the adjoining streets, and all you need to do is to touch the cars for them to explode.

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 14 May 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

I found it more effective and easier to just use the Apache. Fly around and shoot the fuckers with missles. Doesn't matter how many wanted stars you get either. As long as you're in the air, the feds and the army can't do dick.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 May 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

Apache def. better than the tank, but I couldn't find enough packages to get the copter.

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 14 May 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

Ah, see, the game took me forever to beat, but that's because I spent so much time just sweeping every area for packages and rampages. (I did the same thing with GTA3.) I actually found all of them, and I only consulted a walk through for the last package after spending hours trying to figure out where the hell it was. (Turns out I had just missed it somehow, and it was near the mansion, which was one of the places I was convinced I didn't need to look again.)

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 May 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think I'll ever finish Vice City.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 14 May 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

Interestingly, when you complete all of it, the only thing you get is a new outfit at your mansion. If you run Tommy through it, he ends up wearing jeans and a t-shirt... On the t-shirt it says "I beat GTA Vice City and all I got was this t-shirt."

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 May 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

four weeks pass...
new screenshots here, including one of your guy in a barber chair

http://www.gtaarea.com/

oh, i do hope they allow you to get a Public Enemy logo/icon/target-thing buzzed into the back of your hair.

and Terminator X glasses, too.

Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Saturday, 12 June 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...
Three times as much homie shit as Vice City.

So really, 1/10 as much actual music as Vice City.

Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Country music will be included in the game."

Make that 1/20th.

Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Come closer, let me whisper in your ear: Fuck You.

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I am a "homie".

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The game will take place in the early 90s.

GRUNGE!!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

homies love da grunge.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

you gotta keep 'em separated.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i so did not need that song in my head.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Has everyone seen all these super-new screenshots? I can't believe how excited I am about this game. It's getting more and more complex--It's like The Sims with home invasions!

AND MURDER

Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry oops, $10 sez its on the soundtrack tho.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

when are we going to have games that advocate more responsible, socially beneficial activities, like KidRaiser or Path of the Philanthropist?

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I just gave myself a flashback of playing some lame Xian video game.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

San Andreas website is now live here. There's a movie up but still no info on the details of the soundtrack.

57 7th (calstars), Saturday, 21 August 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam, what's your beef with the homie shit?

You know there's gonna be a nineties indie/alternative cd and it will be awesome! SCHOOL SHOOTING TO PEARL JAM'S 'JEREMY'!

Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Saturday, 21 August 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

The only tracks on the soundtrack that can be confirmed, from what I read, are "Gin N Juice," "Let Me Ride," and "Nothin' But A 'G' Thang," all of which were licensed from Death Row.

antexit (antexit), Saturday, 21 August 2004 11:27 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, that trailer is the coolest thing I've ever seen. What's with that blue sheen over it, though?

antexit (antexit), Saturday, 21 August 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you s'pouse there will be east coast/west coast hip hop stations?

Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Saturday, 21 August 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
It gets funnier: IMPORTED MADCHESTER!

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Should I pre-order it? Even though i am poor again? When is it actually out?

Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

29 October, for the UK anyway

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

10/25 us

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

The trailer for it. Gives me an erection.

If I can get into my ride and put on "Fuck Tha Police" I will die. It also appears the Eazy E makes a guest appearance.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

blimey.

BLIMEY!!!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

That looks fun. Madchen, can I come over to your house to play it and drink red wine?

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i bought a mag yesterday which had a dvd on with the trailer, how excited i was because i dont have broadband to view the trailer on line. upon getting home realising that some WANKER had stolen the dvd from the packaging cunningly through ripping the bottom and the me not realising because there was also some crap booklet in there which i thought was the DVD.

i hate everybody

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Just imagine a slicker looking GTA in which the black people aren't just cannon fodder.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Sounds a bit dull.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

In the fullpage press ad for GTA it looks like Eazy and Dre in front of a '64 Chevy Impala.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Sounds a bit dull.
Wha???

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

the opening shots in the trailer are badass. perfect song, too.

i wonder how many discs the soundtrack will have.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 October 2004 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a dream i was playing the new GTA game and I was really disapointed, all the graphics were like the Simpsons Hit & Run game.

Finally got to see the trailer last night, even if it meant I had to constantly click and drag my Media player window around the screen to get it to work. Looks good even though I hate Guns n Roses.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 14 October 2004 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I rather like the "It's not L.A.. Really." thing.

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:03 (nineteen years ago) link

nanananannannananna knees! knees!

the trailer wasn't that amazing was it? (it looked just like all the other GTA3s)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link

With more explosions. More murder.

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

more murder than like 5,000?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I read a hopefully reliable article yesterday in a ps2 mag about what to expect in the game. It sounds a huge step up from the previous games but agreed the trailer doesn't show this up too well, just the standard driving flying shooting clips, with different scenery.

Still wetting my pants though.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"huge step up from previous games" = disaster in general though (although GTA3 is the obvious exception). The stuff about how you have to spend time exercising or you'll get fat and slow down, and about how you have to keep managing things in your hood or you'll lose control over it sounds like the worst elements of The Sims & SimCity stuck together.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:29 (nineteen years ago) link

BUT WITH GUNS!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 14 October 2004 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to agree with Andrew that I'm really not looking forward to having to stop off and eat somewhere at different intervals. Seems totally unnessary and unfun to me. I hope I can just grow fat. I'll deal with the slowdown in running with more firepower or somehow. No way I'm going to have eating be a part of the game if I don't have to.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 14 October 2004 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The bit that I'm looking forward to, which I've heard about so far, is the increased distance between the cities; more driving, more gamespace.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 14 October 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to agree with Andrew that I'm really not looking forward to having to stop off and eat somewhere at different intervals. Seems totally unnessary and unfun to me. I hope I can just grow fat. I'll deal with the slowdown in running with more firepower or somehow. No way I'm going to have eating be a part of the game if I don't have to.

so in this game eating makes you less fat??

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

The bit that I'm looking forward to, which I've heard about so far, is the increased distance between the cities; more driving, more gamespace.

No! Driving across interminable bridges in Vice City was bad enough! I don't want to practice my cruise control motorway driving when I've got a mission to do.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 14 October 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe you'll be able to smoke crank so that you won't have to eat.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 14 October 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Crank? Do you mean Spank?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 14 October 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

SPANKED UP MADMAN

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

This is supposed to be in 1991, remember.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 15 October 2004 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

There're so many great Playstation 2 games coming out lately. God, I hadn't considered buying a console system in years.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 15 October 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

No! Driving across interminable bridges in Vice City was bad enough! I don't want to practice my cruise control motorway driving when I've got a mission to do

I read that they have tried to cut down on the barren areas like they had in Vice City, supposedly by having more pedestrian action or something.
The bridges weren't that bad were they? The bridge that spanned to the golf island was cool at night time, when it was light up with blue lights at the base and the familiar orange sodium lights on the top. Many a fly by on that one. god I'm sad.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 15 October 2004 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

LIT UP!

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 15 October 2004 08:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm going to be so poor soon. pro evo 4, GTA-SA, Smackdown vs Raw, singstar 2

how comes metal gear solid 3 is released here like 8 months after US? (amazon.co.uk says it's released in july 2005 while amazon.com says 1 nov 2004 wtf)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 08:34 (nineteen years ago) link

This eating/fatman/stamina/gym thing is starting to worry me, I just hope that they've done it in a very subtle way where you hardly notice you're doing it and you don't have to worry about it too often, like picking up health and armour icons in the last games.

MY WHOLE LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS GAME BEING PLAYABLE!!

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 15 October 2004 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It would be good if the eat function was also tied to a save function

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 15 October 2004 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm worried about all this micromanaging you seem to have to do in the game as well (eating and exercising, which are two things I can't even be bothered with in real life), but my understanding is that they've made them into minigames that will actually be fun to do. Who knows if that's truly the case, though.

antexit (antexit), Friday, 15 October 2004 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

And for the record, I think "homie," as it's being used on this thread, is a euphemism for "nigger."

antexit (antexit), Friday, 15 October 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

spanked up on monkey lips.

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 15 October 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

pro evo 4 is more exciting

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 October 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

pro evo 4 with guns would rock

ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god pro ev 4 is out! i might go and buy it right now!

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit me too!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

it's out?!

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

and I don't have my PS2 here!!!!! :(

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend just bought a copy. 60 euro though, yikes. it might be cheaper if I drive.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

so you can rob a shop and drive off?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I can drive to somewhere where they sell more games, and have better value, like a HMV or something.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i see! sorry i didn't think, cos there's a virgin megastore just down the road here.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm in suburbia you see.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT. (note: audio may take a while to stream, be patient)

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Saturday, 16 October 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

(supposedly the "official soundtrack" will only be 2 CDs instead of the huge-ass box set they had for Vice City, but I wouldn't discount the idea of an actual CD for every station.)

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Saturday, 16 October 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA we can FINALLY run down people to "KILLING IN THE NAME OF"

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow, country music in a GTA game

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Imdb entry for it

some of the voice cast list is being released. Dennis Hopper, Shaun Ryder, and CHARLIE MURPHY as "Jizzy"!

"I'M THREE GENERATIONS DEEP IN GANGSTADOM!"

http://c0rk.blogs.com/c0rkm0b/02222004_2.jpg

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://ps2.ign.com/articles/557/557665p1.html
Perhaps the coolest aspect of radio stations, though, is the fact that each and every vehicle will play songs differently -- since every vehicle has different speakers inside them. As an example, normal cars have a more balanced sound playback while lowriders offer a huge amount of bass and low-end audio. Players will also have access to a new optional feature that allows them to adjust the sound level of their ride.

Outside of the game, fans will once again have the opportunity to purchase the soundtrack independently (Vice City did the same two years back). But to make this new soundtrack even better than the last, Rockstar has reached an agreement with Interscope Records to publish two different ways to get your hands on the music. The first is the regular edition double album that offers up key tracks for each radio station. But the second and more attractive way to get the music is via the giant box set -- an enormous package that contains eight overloaded CDs. Both versions of the soundtrack are expected to hit shelves on November 23...

i always did wanna buy the "Mr Magic" soundtrack disc from GTA:VC...

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

JOY

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy who performed the voice of Paul the english character from Vice City was in a film on bbc1 last night.

Will Lazlow feature on the new radio stations in some way?

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 18 October 2004 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

partial soundtrack listing:
The double CD includes a bonus track an exclusive cover of the Nine Inch Nails early 90s industrial staple "Head Like A Hole" by Northern Californian punk band AFI, who formed in 1991. The track has been recorded by AFI specifically for the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas soundtrack album and as a tribute to this unique era in music.
- Take-2 Interactive

The track listing for the double CD follows.

CD 1

1. The Theme From San Andreas
2. Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
3. 2 Pac - I Don't Give A F*ck
4. James Brown - The Payback
5. Ronnie Hudson - West Coast Poplock
6. Guy - Groove Me
7. Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise
8. Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man
9. The Maytals - Pressure Drop
10. Slick Rick - Children's Story
11. Rick James - Cold Blooded
12. Raze - Break 4 Love


CD 2

1. Ohio Players - Funky Worm
2. Heart - Barracuda
3. Compton's Most Wanted - Hood Took Me Under
4. Lyn Collins - Think About It
5. Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause
6. Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
7. Bell Biv Devoe - Poison
8. Max Romeo & The Upsetters - Chase The Devil
9. Eric B & Rakim - I Know You Got Soul
10. Willie Nelson - Crazy


Bonus Track: AFI - Head Like a Hole

and of course, since Charlie Murphy is in the game, they need a rick james song.

still, Faith No More's "Midlife Crisis" in a GTA game. whodathunkit?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Shaun Ryder as Maccer -- words cannot express my joy at this!

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

At this point I rather like the idea of blowing up Vegas

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i think the raze track excites me the most.. will they have a classic house analog to the classic electro station? omg!

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

SFUG (San Fierro Underground) is supposed to be a house station. I DEMAND "WHISTLE SONG" NOW

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha grand theft grand theft auto

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 21 October 2004 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I just read the full tracklisting of the stations and they have an incredible House station:

SF-UR

* Jomanda - Make My Body Rock
* 808 State - Pacific
* The Todd Terry Project - Weekend
* NightWriters - Let The Music Use You
* Marshall Jefferson - Move Your Body
* Maurice - This Is Acid
* Mr Fingers - Can You Feel It?
* A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray
* Cultural Vibe - Ma Foom Bey
* Ce Ce Rogers - Someday
* Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend
* Frankie Knuckles - Your Love
* Joe Smooth - Promised Land
* 28th Street Crew - I Need A Rhythm
* Raze - Break 4 Love
* Fallout - The Morning After

This is going to be SO so good.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Thursday, 21 October 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Bonus Track: AFI - Head Like a Hole

Snarf.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 21 October 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

where's a full track listing at?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/gta4/news_6110747.html

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/gta4/news_6110779.html

Play Back

* Kool G - Road To The Riches
* Big Daddy Kane - Warm It Up Kane
* Spoonie G - The Godfather
* Masta Ace - Me And The Biz
* Slick Rick - Children's Story
* Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause
* Eric B And Rakim - I Know You Got Soul
* Rob Base And DJ EZ Rock - It Takes Two
* Gang Starr - BYS
* Biz Markie - The Vapours
* Brand Nubian - Brand Nubian
* Ultramagnetic MCs - Critical Breakdown

Master Sounds 98.3

* Charles Wright - Express Yourself
* Maceo And The Macks - Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back)
* Harlem Underground Band - Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba
* The Chakachas - Jungle Fever
* Bob James - Nautilus
* Booker T And The MGs - Green Onions
* The Blackbyrds - Rock Creek Park
* Bobby Byrd - Hot Pants
* Bobby Byrd - I Know You Got Soul
* James Brown - Funky President
* James Brown - The Payback
* Lyn Collins - Think About It
* Lyn Collins - Rock Me Again And Again
* Maceo And The Macks - Soul Power 74
* The JBs - Grunt
* War - Low Rider
* Gloria Jones - Tainted Love
* Sir Joe Quarterman - So Much Trouble In My Mind


K-DST

* Foghat - Slow Ride
* Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
* Heart - Barracuda
* Kiss - Strutter
* Toto - Hold The Line
* Rod Stewart - Young Turks
* Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream
* Joe Cocker - Woman To Woman
* Humble Pie - Get Down To It
* Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind Of Wonderful
* Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
* America - A Horse With No Name
* The Who - Experience Front
* Boston - Smokin'
* David Bowie - Someone Up There Likes Me
* Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise
* Billy Idol - White Wedding


Bounce FM

Zapp - I Can Make You Dance
* Kool And The Gang - Hollywood Swinging
* Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster
* Rick James - Cold Blooded
* Maze - Twilight
* Fat Back - Yum Yum
* Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets
* Ronnie Hudson - West Coast Poplock
* Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage
* George Clinton - Loopzilla
* Dazz Band - Let It Whip
* Cameo - Candy
* Ohio Players - Funky Worm
* MFSB - Love Is The Message
* Johnny Harris - Odyssey
* Roy Ayers - Running Away
* The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me


K-Rose

* Jerry Reed - Amos Moses
* Conway Twitty And Lorretta Lynn - Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man
* Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin'
* Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts
* Asleep At The Wheel - The Letter That Johnny Walker Read
* The Desert Rose Band - One Step Forward
* Willie Nelson - Crazy
* Patsy Cline - Three Cigarettes In The Ashtray
* Mickey Gilley - Make The World Go Away
* Ed Bruce - Mamma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
* Merle Haggard - Always Wanting You
* Whitey Shafer - All My Exes Live In Texas
* Eddie Rabbit - I Love A Rainy Night
* Statler Brothers - New York City
* Statler Brothers - Bed Of Roses


CSR 103.9

* SWV - I'm So Into You
* Soul II Soul - Keep On Movin
* Samuelle - So You Like What You See
* En Vogue - My Lovin'
* Johnny Gill - Rub You The Right Way
* Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity
* Guy - Groove Me
* Aaron Hall - Don't Be Afraid
* Boyz II Men - Motown Philly
* Bell Biv Devoe - Poison
* Today - I Got The Feeling
* Wrecks 'n' Effect - New Jack Swing
* Bobby Brown - Don't Be Cruel


SF-UR

* Jomanda - Make My Body Rock
* 808 State - Pacific
* The Todd Terry Project - Weekend
* NightWriters - Let The Music Use You
* Marshall Jefferson - Move Your Body
* Maurice - This Is Acid
* Mr Fingers - Can You Feel It?
* A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray
* Cultural Vibe - Ma Foom Bey
* Ce Ce Rogers - Someday
* Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend
* Frankie Knuckles - Your Love
* Joe Smooth - Promised Land
* 28th Street Crew - I Need A Rhythm
* Raze - Break 4 Love
* Fallout - The Morning After


Radio Los Santos

* Too Short - The Ghetto
* 2 Pac - I Don't Give A F**k
* Compton's Most Wanted - Hood Took Me Under
* Dr Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang
* Dr Dre - F**k Wit Dre Day
* Dr Dre - Deep Cover
* Kid Frost - La Raza
* Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man
* The Doc - It's Funky Enough
* NWA - Alwayz Into Something
* NWA - Express Yourself
* Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
* Ice Cube - Check Yo Self
* Easy E - Easy-Er Said Than Done
* Above The Law - Murder Rap
* Da Lench Mob - Guerrillas In Tha Mist


K-Jah Radio West

* Black Harmony - Don't Let It Go To Your Head
* Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell
* Shabba Ranks - Wicked Inna Bed
* Buju Banton - Batty Rider
* Augustus Pablo - King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown
* Dennis Brown - Revolution
* Willie William - Armagideon Time
* I Roy - Sidewalk Killer
* Toots And The Maytals - Funky Kingston
* Dillinger - Cocaine In My Brain
* The Maytals - Pressure Drop
* The Pliars - Bam Bam
* Barrington Levy - Here I Come
* Reggie Stepper - Drum Pan Sound
* Black Uhuru - Great Train Robbery
* Max Romeo And The Upsetters - Chase The Devil


Radio X: The Alternative

* Helmet - Unsung
* Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
* Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
* Danzig - Mother
* Living Colour - Cult Of Personality
* Primal Scream - Movin' On Up
* Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle
* L7 - Pretend We're Dead
* Ozzy Ozbourne - Hellraiser
* Soundgarden - Rusty Cage
* Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
* Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
* The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold
* Alice In Chains - Them Bones
* Stone Temple Pilots - Plush

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY FUCK.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaaha Stone Roses in a GTA game, surrounded by Helmet, Living Colour, and Danzig.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

and 808 State! Jeez this is gonna be hellaweird.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

* The Who - Experience Front

I'm assuming that's a typo.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG Uzi drive-bys to "Free Bird"!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

another fake website for the game for a sci-fi religious cult

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha. It's a bit weird them having fake websites for this one though - it's set a bit early for the web, isn't it?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

true, but the web did appear in 1993. GTA:VC had some fake sites, too.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

When is it supposed to be set, exactly? (ie. when is the latest track on the soundtrack, I guess).

If they had websites looking like they actually did in 1993, that would be cool.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

All of the pages should be hosted on Compuserve and Prodigy.

experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Pah - in 1993 they were almost all academic.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

(not necessarily in content. There were some mean veggie recipes, I think.)

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

FOGHAT

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice!

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Check Ralph Tresvant for Sensitivity

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"NAUTILUS"! YES. The "Daytona 500" break, people. Perfection.

Only disappointment is that they chose the wrong Eric B. & Rakim track -- bustin' heads and stealing cars to "Follow the Leader" would be so fucking choice.

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i am not excited about this. i'm not sure why.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

so if the game has been hacked and there are people out there playing it already we should see some reviews coming in right? Or are hackers just too darn busy to play games?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

That full soundtrack made me cream my pants.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man the house station is stunning! this is going to be so fucking good.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

surprised at the absense of Happy Mondays, what with Shaun doing a voice over in the game as well.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

He's doing like an alternate-universe parody of himself though isn't he, it might be a bit weird having a proper Mondays song as well?

I read some people saying you can kidnap babies in this but I think they were taking the piss.

Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

You have to take the controller in your arms and rock it gently or the kid's yelling attracts the cops.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

And it pisses all over you.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

What's the song playing in the video trailer?

And how have people "hacked" it?

Richard K (Richard K), Saturday, 23 October 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Depending on which trailer, it's "Welcome to the Jungle" or "I Don't Give A Fuck".

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 23 October 2004 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i like the r&b one lots.

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 23 October 2004 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno what's been put out on the internet or whatever, but I have connections here and there. Some of the stuff I've heard that will be in the game (note, before I posted this, I did some brief Google searches, and some of this doesn't show up. also, perhaps I shouldn't post this, but I'm high, so whatever):

-There will be a Harrier.

-There will be trains. You can hijack trains.

-Obviously, you can skydive, which means you can bail from planes.

-There's going to be a "no-fly zone". The other name for it? "Area 69". So we can safely assume various items will be for grabs here.

-As is in the video, there will be the Hoover Dam.

-There will be mountain biking competitions. A whole host of various "parlor games", in fact. Everything from street racing to Motocross to boxing seems to be on the agenda, from what I heard.

-Cars can be fitted with Nitrous (also obvious in the video)

-There will be a "Hoover Dam".

Alan Conceicao, Saturday, 23 October 2004 06:49 (nineteen years ago) link

does anybody know the name of the Easy E-lookin' guy yet?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

But Alan, will there be a Hoover Dam?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Covered up with lava and I feel fine
It washes over me
Keeps me feeling warm at night
And if you've made a deal with
The guy with the horns and the cape
I'll see you later later

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

God knows what it'll be called. Kinda like how the Mirage is the "Visage" and that shit.

Alan Conceicao, Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Vaccuum Cleaner Dam.

JimD (JimD), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

God-Dam

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

GUNDAM

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 24 October 2004 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, i have to complete 10,000 words of Loose Lips stuff, edit and layout the next issue, write a Kerrang! cover feature and teach a class in music journalism before I'll be able to get my mitts on this sucker. this means i shall be regularly checking ilx and expecting up to the minute gameplay updates from US ilx0rs.

do not disappoint me. i crave distraction.

stevie (stevie), Monday, 25 October 2004 10:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I got my message from the store last night that said i could pick it up after 7pm tonight. WTF is that shit.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

get the hell down there now and DEMAND YOUR COPY!!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

im in bed at 8pm, they best let me pick one up this afternoon or at least save one until tomorrow.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Amazons still showing my order as expected delivery today, LIARS!!

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, if you get it this afternoon, you are *so* not going to bed by 8 ;) "just ONE MORE GO on this mission" we've all been there :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, but at least if I get one by 2pm im home by 3 and playing for a good 5 hours. If i get it at 7, i'll be home by 8 and then will be up all night. Ugh.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i recently sold my ps2 and got an xbox, but i dunno if i can wait six months for this. i'm considering buying another ps2...

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

me too. i traded my ps2 for a gamecube because i was obsessed with mario kart. now regretting that.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Copper Blue Dam?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

My local store is selling them starting at 7 tonight. Store closes at 8. Dinner with my aunt at 6. Details at 11.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I got it...Axl Rose is the DJ of the classic rock station. Opie and Anthony are in it too. Seems pretty great so far!

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Sly and Robbie are the DJs of the reggae station...

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

boo, i have to stop reading this thread now before everything gets spoilersed for me...

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean Axl Rose IS Axl Rose, or that he plays some unctuous parody of himself?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

(Like there's a difference anymore, ha ha groan.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU GET TO BEAT UP CRACK DEALERS WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND THEN DRIVE OFF LISTENING TO "ROCK CREEK PARK"

I AM FLOORED ALREADY

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I STOOD IN LINE FOR 45 MINUTES!

CJ IS MY HERO I GAVE HIM A HIGH TOP FADE

Damn Yankees- High Enough (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

the full voice cast is up

David Cross, Samuel L Jackson, Chuck D, Ice T, James Woods, Peter Fonda(?!)...

http://www.joycine.com/pics/act/a8543.jpg

oh, and Big Worm.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

*envy*

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha, I just realized Johnny Harris' "Odyssey" is the track played by the band "Andromeda" in an episode of Buck Rogers!

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

(there's a lowrider dance-off segment set to it that works like DDR and FUCKING RULES)

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I know it's early but are there any reviews online for this yet? Preferrably work safe looking ones without screenfuls of animated gifs and screenshots.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT! Two player mini-games!

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

First nerd in line. I only played for about an hour, then I went to bed. Today I will play for hours when I get home. I have a "doctors appt" and need to leave early.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm so buying this on friday, aren't i?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

From the one hour that I played....I'd say yes.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

bye bye life :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 09:58 (nineteen years ago) link

bah! why did i order it from Amazon, i dont think this will get to me before next Monday. Bah, again!

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone been out to the country yet and tuned to the country station? Willie Nelson in a GTA game...awesome.

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd so be on the country station and Radio X the whole time

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm worried about the frame rate of the game on the PS2, anyone who has played it yet care to comment on this?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

The game sounds great on my new surround sound. Yeah the frame rate thing doesn't really bother me.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

thats good news, have you learned to swim yet?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Nah, I only got to play for about 45-60 minutes last night. Just roamed around really.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

At least falling in the water doesn't automatically kill you now. You can dive down, do a Tomb Raider-type thing, with breath-o-meter and all that. Saw a big turtle and a small dolphin under water after I had drove my Grand Cherokee into one of the rivers.

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I have the game in my bag right now. I can play it when I get back to New Orleans. 6 hours. ARGH.

adam (adam), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

George Clinton mans the funk station

!!!!

Reading that Gamespot review has really made me want this.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

and here is the music of the game.

BOUNCE FM
DJ: "The Funktipus" voiced by George Clinton

1. Zapp "I Can Make You Dance"
2. Kool & The Gang "Hollywood Swingin'"
3. Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster"
4. Rick James "Cold Blooded"
5. Maze "Twilight"
6. Fatback "Yum Yum"
7.The Isley Brothers "Between the Sheets"
8. Ronnie Hudson "West Coast Poplock"
9. Lakeside "Fantastic Voyage"
10. George Clinton "Loopzilla"
11. Dazz Band "Let It Whip"
12. Cameo "Candy"
13. Ohio Players "Funky Worm"
14. MFSB "Love Is The Message"
15. Johnny Harris "Odyssey"
16. Roy Ayers "Running Away"
17. The Gap Band "You Dropped A Bomb On Me"

RADIO LOS SANTOS
DJ: Julio G as himself

1. Too Short "The Ghetto"
2. 2 Pac "I Don't Give a Fuck"
3. Compton's Most Wanted "Hood Took Me Under"
4. Dr. Dre "Nuthin' But A "G" Thang"
5. Dr. Dre "Fuck Wit Dre Day"
6. Dr. Dre "Deep Cover"
7. Kid Frost "La Raza"
8. Cypress Hill "How I Could Just Kill a Man"
9. The D.O.C. "It's Funky Enough"
10. NWA "Alwayz Into Somethin'"
11. NWA "Express Yourself"
12. Ice Cube "It Was a Good Day"
13. Ice Cube "Check Yo Self (The Message Remix)"
14. Eazy-E "Eazy-Er Said Than Dunn"
15. Above The Law "Murder Rap"
16. Da Lench Mob "Guerillas in Tha Mist"

PLAYBACK FM
DJ: Forth Right MC voiced by Chuck D

1. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo "Road to the Riches"
2. Big Daddy Kane "Warm It Up Kane"
3. Spoonie Gee "The Godfather"
4. Masta Ace "Me & The Biz"
5. Slick Rick "Children's Story"
6. Public Enemy "Rebel Without a Pause"
7.Eric B. & Rakim "I Know You Got Soul"
8. Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock "It Takes Two"
9. Gang Starr "B.Y.S"
10. Biz Markie "The Vapors"
11. Brand Nubian "Brand Nubian"
12. Ultramagnetic MC's "Critical Beatdown"

CSR 103.2
DJ: Philip "PM" Michaels voiced by Michael Bivins (The "Biv" from BellBivDevoe)

1. SWV "I'm So Into You"
2. Soul II Soul "Keep On Movin"
3. Samuelle "So You Like What You See"
4. En Vogue "My Lovin' (Never Gonna Get It)"
5. Johnny Gill "Rub You The Right Way"
6. Ralph Tresvant "Sensitivity"
7.Guy "Groove Me"
8. Aaron Hall "Don't Be Afraid"
9. Boyz II Men "Motownphilly"
10. Bell Biv Devoe (BBD) "Poison"
11. Today "I Got The Feeling"
12. Wreck-N-Effect "New Jack Swing"
13. Bobby Brown "Don't Be Cruel"

MASTERSOUNDS 98.3
DJ: Johnny "The Love Giant" Parkinson voiced by Ricky Harris

1. Charles Wright "Express Yourself"
2. Maceo & The Macks "Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back)"
3. Harlem Underground Band "Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba"
4. The Chakachas "Jungle Fever"
5. Bob James "Nautilus"
6. Booker T & The MG's "Green Onions"
7.The Blackbyrds "Rock Creek Park"
8. Bobby Byrd "Hot Pants"
9. Bobby Byrd "I Know You Got Soul"
10. James Brown "Funky President"
11. James Brown "The Payback"
12. Lyn Collins "Think About It'
13. Lyn Collins "Rock Me Again And Again"
14. Maceo & The Macks "Soul Power 74"
15. The J.B.'s "Grunt"
16. War "Low Rider"
17. Gloria Jones "Tainted Love"
18. Sir Joe Quarterman "(I Got) So Much Trouble In My Mind"

K-DST
DJ: Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith voiced by W. Axl Rose

1. Foghat "Slow Ride"
2. Creedence Clearwater Revival "Green River"
3. Heart "Barracuda"
4. Kiss "Strutter"
5. Toto "Hold The Line"
6. Rod Stewart "Young Turks"
7.Tom Petty "Running Down A Dream"
8. Joe Cocker "Woman to Woman"
9. Humble Pie "Get Down To It"
10. Grand Funk Railroad "Some Kind of Wonderful"
11. Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird'
12. America "A Horse With No Name"
13. The Who "Eminence Front"
14. Boston "Smokin'"
15. David Bowie "Somebody Up There Likes Me"
16. Eddie Money "Two Tickets To Paradise"
17. Billy Idol "White Wedding"

K-JAH WEST
DJ's: Marshall Peters voiced by Lowell "Sly" Dunbar
Johnny Lawton voiced by Robert "Robbie" Shakespeare

1. Black Harmony "Don't let It Go To Your Head"
2. Blood Sisters "Ring My Bell"
3. Shabba Ranks "Wicked Inna Bed"
4. Buju Banton "Batty Rider"
5. Augustus Pablo "King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown"
6. Dennis Brown "Revolution"
7.Willie William "Armagideon Time"
8. I Roy "Sidewalk Killer"
9. Toots & The Maytals "Funky Kingston"
10. Dillinger "Cocaine In My Brain"
11. The Maytals "Pressure Drop"
12. The Pliers "Bam Bam"
13. Barrington Levy "Here I Come"
14. Reggie Stepper "Drum Pan Sound"
15. Black Uhuru "Great Train Robbery"
16. Max Romeo & The Upsetters "Chase The Devil"

K-ROSE
DJ: Mary-Beth Maybell voiced by Riette Burdick

1. Jerry Reed "Amos Moses"
2. Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn"Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man"
3. Hank Williams "Hey Good Lookin'"
4. Juice Newton "Queen of Hearts"
5. Asleep At The Wheel "The Letter That Johnny Walker Read"
6. The Desert Rose Band "One Step Forward"
7.Willie Nelson "Crazy"
8. Pasty Cline "Three Cigarettes in the Ashtray"
9. Mickey Gilley "Make The World Go Away"
10. Ed Bruce "Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"
11. Merle Haggard "Always Wanting You"
12. Whitey Shafer "All My Exes Live In Texas"
13. Eddie Rabbit "I Love A Rainy Night"
14. Statler Brothers "New York City"
15. Statler Brothers "Bed of Roses"

RADIO X: The Alternative
Format: Modern Rock
DJ: Sage voiced by Jodie Shawback

1. Helmet "Unsung"
2. Depeche Mode "Personal Jesus"
3. Faith No More "Midlife Crisis"
4. Danzig "Mother"
5. Living Colour "Cult of Personality"
6. Primal Scream "Movin On Up"
7.Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle"
8. L7 "Pretend We're Dead"
9. Ozzy Osbourne "Hellraiser"
10. Soundgarden "Rusty Cage"
11. Rage Against The Machine "Killing In The Name"
12. Jane's Addiction "Been Caught Stealing"
13. The Stone Roses "Fools Gold'
14. Alice In Chains "Them Bones"
15. Stone Temple Pilots "Plush"

SF-UR
DJ: Hans Oberlander voiced by Lloyd Floyd

1. Jomanda "Make My Body Rock"
2. 808 State "Pacific"
3. The Todd Terry Project "Weekend"
4. Nightwriters "Let The Music (Use You)"
5. Marshall Jefferson "Move Your Body"
6. Maurice "This Is Acid"
7.Mr. Fingers "Can You Feel It?"
8. A Guy Called Gerald "Voodoo Ray"
9. Cultural Vibe "Ma Foom Bey"
10. Ce Ce Rogers "Someday'
11. Robert Owens "I'll Be Your Friend'
12. Frankie Knuckles "Your Love"
13. Joe Smooth "Promised Land"
14. 28th Street Crew "I Need A Rhythm"
15. Raze "Break 4 Love"
16. Fallout "The Morning After"

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

haha whoops, already posted. has the voices listed tho!

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't notice the Gloria Jones track, that's gonna be pretty surreal.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

god dammit I already own copies of like half that shit but I'm gonna get the box set anyway. I'm such a loser.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

lol gaymo :[ just make some CDRs!!

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I still can't believe they actually got Axl ROse in the studio to do voiceovers....it's like getting Brian Wilson circa 77 to do them...

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah like you can't get him to finish his own fuckin album but you can get him into a studio to do voiceovers for a fictional radio station in a video game, where are that dude's priorities at

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

nb I am looking foward to GTA:SA more than I am looking forward to Chinese Democracy

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

actually i just realized i don't even own HALF of this stuff, even though I SHOULD. i should get the box set!!

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah the thing is the same the way it was last time around, like I own a LOT of it, but what I don't have is practically impossible to get without spending three or four times as much on out of print albums.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

how do i know Jodie Shawback?

also, who's on the talkie channel? is it just O&A, or does Lazlow show up?

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF KILLING PEOPLE TO PACIFIC AND TO MOTOWNPHILLY AND NOW I WILL GET MY WISH, IN TWO DAYS.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

what's the hard-to-find stuff on there?

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Lazlow's in it in some capacity

I wonder if you can put people in the boot of a car and drive them into the desert for exciting incongruously soundtracked murder fun

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Hard to find stuff: the Axl Rose commentary. Otherwise all of it is pretty easily gettable

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

waxl rose

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

oh okay hard to find if you want all of it on hard copy. certainly hard to find if you want it all on hard copy for $40.
yes if I gave a shit about 128kbps mp3s it would be no trouble I am sure.
I am old man who hates fun, this has been discussed.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm wondering if Marshall Peters = Peter Marshall, and if Johnny Lawton = Johnny Lydon/Rotten.

Michael Bivens! MICHAEL BIVENS!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not just slsk, I mean just go on and look at some of the Billboard compilations or "50 Greatest Country Hits 9.99" that I see on tv.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway...so GTA:VC was released in Rocktober 2002 for the PS2 and in May 2003 for the PC; does this mean I might be able to expect the PC version of GTA:SA in May 2005, maybe? Please?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I should not buy this.

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yet you will

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah. I want to wait a bit tho

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

For the cheats, basically.

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The PC version was confirmed, but it'll probably be more like 3rd quarter 2005 at least.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I heard Spring 2005 for the PC version

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

6 hours of playing yesterday afternoon, haven't even seen all of the first city yet. Although i've been working out like a mother fucker and am now huge and tattooed.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, but what about in the game...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

(i'm here all week folks)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

ZING! The game is amazing so far. Its incredibly easy to get lost in this one city, im up shits creek when I open the others up.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

2 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh and be sure to get yourself arrested to find the best weapon of all in the showers at the police station. Yes, hiding in the corner of the showers is a 3 ft purple double headed dildo. Nothing like beating up a gangster with a donger.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

chris, i hope this is true.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

there is talk of girlfriends and "gifts" you get form them on various sites

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i know, what the hell is that all about.

Chris, how do the vehicles handle? Have they changed anything, because the previous games were near perfect imho.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:25 (nineteen years ago) link

The dildo is very true. Cars handle just as well as the old games, although now you have to earn "driving skill", which isn't very difficult. Just drive around.

One thing thats kind of stupid is the $500 corn row haircut at the barber shop. This must be one upscale barber shop to charge $500 for a haircut.

There is also a cool way of making some extra money in Downtown. Off track betting. You can bet on horse races. Good times. I can;t wait to see what the "Vegas" section of the game looks like.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The cars are a bit faster IMO - it would make sense, since there's so much more ground to cover.

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

someone in my office just said that its supposed to be harder to steal cars now, true?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! plz

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

No, its just as easy as all the others.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The car-stealing animation is slightly longer but is more satisfying. Also the lowrider dancing game is fucking great.

adam (adam), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was getting v. nervous about "now you can customise your cars!" I don't want to customise them, I go through about one per mission.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I went into a club in the game last night and there is some sort of dancing club game that you can do. some sort of dance dance revolution thing. I sucked at it. In my game CJ don't fuck with the dancin.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

There is something incredibly satisfying to hear TOTO'S "Hold The Line" as I'm murdering people for some extra cash.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the way that everyone else in the city acts like a fucking maniac. Last night I was walking down the street looking for something to do (no stars or anything) when a cop car comes tearing down the street and crushes me up against a wall. The cop then calmly backs up, gets back on the street and drives away. I then limped to the store and got some chicken. Awesome.

adam (adam), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The country, the country! The back roads are awesome...any more info on if there is a General Lee, or where it would be?

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

flying down those dirt roads on one of those big ass motorcycles is great.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

chris and nick i DEMAND you stop posting stuff on this thread 'til friday ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm with Mr Carsmile.

Although I might be able to get myself a copy tomorrow actually. But what if I do? GTA vs FT! daddy or chips!

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ok. just remember to put the dildo to good use when you find it.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

bring your PS2 to the chapel and we can play it on the big screen!!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

bring your PS2 to the chapel and we can play it on the big screen!!!!

ommfg..................that would be truly beautiful.

I've got a friend who sometimes does techy stuff for special events at the imax at waterloo. Once he plugged a PS2 into it and played wipeout fusion AS BIG AS HIS HOUSE.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Why have they never used the Beasties' 'High Plains Drifter'?

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT

HITOPS!

Damn Yankees- High Enough (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

It IS harder to jack cars now. When you pull a gangsta out, he'll grab you back.
The clerks at the Best Buy I walked into were fucking SALIVATING as I walked out with my copy. I'm limiting myself to an hour a night. So far I've... Um. Saved the game. It's deep.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

The music is too quiet and I can't get to SF without being shot.

The best scene so far - ordering at the chicken drive thru.

Damn Yankees- High Enough (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The music is too quiet and I can't get to SF without being shot

have you checked the audio options menu....they usually have settings for sound efx and music volumes, you should be able to adjust it to your liking.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck it, I'm going to go put this on my Best Buy card. I canna wait any longer.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

GOGOGO milo! It'll be like buying a new friend!

Damn Yankees- High Enough (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

with guns and chicken!

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG "The Truth" is my new favorite video game character ever. I'd elaborate, but it's kind of a spoiler.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 28 October 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

This game is huge. I can't get my bearings at all.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 28 October 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeff K has updated his homepage with the best GTA: San Andreas review I've read so far.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeff K's review = OH SNAP ITS FACEBALL 2000

Alan Conceicao, Thursday, 28 October 2004 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

It's Jon Williams' most fiendish plot yet.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks for the Jeff K update -- will check it out at home. I think the flashing html might kill my PC at work.

Finally outfitted CJ with some duds last night - green hoody, white kicks, and brown cowboy hat.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit, the first mission for Zero is annoying as hell but I can't stop laughing at the voice work

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

NANANANNANANNA KNEES woah Jim and I bought it last night after queuing for an hour with the kids (two of whom jim was totally flirting with)!! I only played it for half an hour and now I have an Afro and a Gun tattoo on my chest! and i spraycanned somebody in the face.

tonight is going to be an intense session!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 October 2004 09:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I am going to get this as soon as I can rehydrate myself enough to face using the car.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 29 October 2004 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I am dropping out of university just to go home and play this.

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 29 October 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the spirit! who needs education when you can jack cars!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 October 2004 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't believe i won't be able to play this until monday, what the hell am i going to do all weekend?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 October 2004 09:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I pimped out my lowrider real nice, then i crashed it and died.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 29 October 2004 09:39 (nineteen years ago) link

why did i order this from Amazon.

i could have been playing it right now.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 29 October 2004 10:00 (nineteen years ago) link

the guy at the shop said it probably would be sold out in the shops by now.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 October 2004 10:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hari, what is your estimated delivery date? mine says it was dispatched yesterday but ETA is tomorrow or monday ???

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 October 2004 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I did some voiceovers for this game....I guess they made it in....my friends have heard it....One is a radio commercial for a fake Viagra type product and I'm cuckolded husband whose wife has slept with the teenager next door.....the other one is some kinda fake Tony Robbins type inspirational speaker who tells poor people that they need to accept and be happy being poor....i say something like "BBBUT I'M HOMELESS!"

I haven't heard it yet, there's so much audio in this game....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god! shooting ballas while "move your body" pumps out of the stereo. this game rocks!

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Doing drive-bys while Creedence is on the stereo is a little surreal.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I've been saving my game pretty regularly to make sure I don't lose my beloved spray paint. Might be a stupid question, but where can I pick one up if I lose it?

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

In your house, upstairs across from the wardrobe.

adam (adam), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

or you can just use the cheat codes to have unlimited supplies. I can't beat Cesars racing mission. I hit the nitro on my car and i can't control it. i also like that i can now recruit gang members who just start shooting people when they say something to me. Im hard.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i say something like "BBBUT I'M HOMELESS!"

Ha! I heard you this afternoon!

About 6 hours in now (done nothing else all day) and obviously it's too soon to judge, but...I can't help thinking I enjoyed the atmosphere of vice city more. This may change though, I've not travelled very far yet.

JimD (JimD), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

CJ is ten times the character that twat Vercetti was.

"WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO?"

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

While we're here, is Vice City a better game than GTA3? I'd more readily pick up and play the earlier one, I think. I just think the city has more character.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

San Andreas (so far) > GTA3 >>> Vice City

Vice City was flat and dull despite the good music.

adam (adam), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree Adam. I thought Vice City was a little flat coming off of GTA3, but this one has some real nice kick to it.

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

or should I say SPANK

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Hari, what is your estimated delivery date? mine says it was dispatched yesterday but ETA is tomorrow or monday ???

-- Ste (ste.foste...), October 29th, 2004.

Mine still hadn't been dispatched 10 minutes ago when i decided to cancel it.

Getting it from Woolies tommorow morning instead!

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

While we're here, is Vice City a better game than GTA3? I'd more readily pick up and play the earlier one, I think. I just think the city has more character.

I think Vice City is oh-so-just-about a better game than the third one due to the increased ease of play, I found GTA3 more irritating than VC at most times, and plus there are tonnes of extra things in VC like choppers, bikes, buying property, etc.
Although, as most people have pointed out, the graphics and the atmosphere of the city in GTA3 was far superior to VC.
It would be cool if R* remade the third one with some of the cool extras like being able to pop tyres and shoot people inside vehicles.

Hari, I am envious I cannot cancel mine now and I have to wait till Monday.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I need to quit reading the threads over on the Something Awful forums 'cause I'm getting all antsy at work, ready to go home and fuck some shit up all weekend. I'm planning on initiating several large-scale gang wars this evening.

adam (adam), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

word.
What I'm really waiting for is a GTA MMORG or whatever.

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

they already have that, of a sort.

http://www.gta3mta.tk/

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you tried it KF?

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

nope. i don't have GTA for my computer...

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

cheat code link plz

Is there a tank like GTA3/VC (whichever had it) and can it be used for drive-bys?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

this has some - http://www.cheatcodes.com/ps2/6292/

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks

"To make all gangs, including your own, attack you, "!

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

worst cheat code ever...

i played for about two hours last night, it took me three goes to get the first bike bit right because i am shit. i was having great difficulty following the blue dots on the radar doo-dah...

i'm very afeared that i will spend ages playing pool and silly arcade games rather than "getting on with it".

i'm not allowing myself to play today until i put these shelves up that i bought last week...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Saturday, 30 October 2004 10:12 (nineteen years ago) link

omg! the alhambra club has voodoo ray and your love and stuff playing and dudes bopping around. then there's a dancing game where you can do gfunk moves to "Nuthin' But A G Thang"!!!

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

now i AM excited about this.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 October 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

it's hilarious!

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

the shelves are up! unfortunately i now have to go and dj at a wedding, curse you life!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Saturday, 30 October 2004 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG THERE IS A LOWRIDER DANCING DDR GAME

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 30 October 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

played it a little on friday. its aces! but i am busy workwise and am staying away till its done...

the weapon and health and armour cheats from Vice City work on SA.

stevie (stevie), Saturday, 30 October 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm very afeared that i will spend ages playing pool and silly arcade games rather than "getting on with it".

Nothing wrong with that. I think the game actually encourages dawdling around. Right now, I'm running through the missions fairly straight through, but I feel like I'm missing a lot. Didn't do much of the gang wars stuff, and right now I'm blocked from doing that.

Right now, all I'll say is wait 'til you get out of Los Santos. You have no idea where this game is going to take you. It's nothing but amazing.

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Saturday, 30 October 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

My only problem with this game and all the others is that I'm so crap at it I always get sick of failing the same mission five times in a row and wander off and just aimlessly kill people/get killed/arrested for hours at a time. I spent hours yesterday playing pool in the bar with that guy who keeps insulting your shoes ('dem shoes is SHITTEH'), and when I finally managed to beat him I ended up twatting him with a pool cue. When I went outside other people had begun insulting my shoes as well so maybe they really were shitty.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

It said I got a respect upgrade and can run a three-man gang now - but how do I recruit the gang?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Target dudes in green with R1 as you would if you were going to attack them, and press up on the d-pad.

They don't seem to be very good at killing people that aren't really easy to kill anyway, but it looks good.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

how does one improve sex appeal?? (advice in GTA as well as IRL both welcome)

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I maxed out muscle and got tattoos everywhere, an afro and a beard (I look kind of like a gangster ?uestlove)

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

and my sex appeal went up slightly. I think maybe you get sexier with a little less muscle

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Buying a cowboy hat did not increase my sex appeal

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

my afro did not increase my sex appeal.

stevie (stevie), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

christ the Just Business mission is pissing me off, I reckon I've been about a second off of finishiung it too, must have failed about 8 times now :o(

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

When I just had an afro and muscles, people kept calling me a male-model. So I had to kill them.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 31 October 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I had my hair cut the same way my real life flatmate has his hair cut, and my sex appeal dropped by about 50%. I didn't tell him this, he's very sensitive about his hair.

JimD (JimD), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

which one was the just business one?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweets and Ryder and Big Smoke just went off the radar for me.. gonna steal some stereo system for OG Log before i go to bed.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I've found that cornrows are the best hair for a sex appeal increase.

Haaaaaitch (haitch), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

ken, you're at exactly the same point in the game as me, nicking the stereo was the last thing I did before bed tonight! Aw. We bought it together. And we're still in sync. Wow.

JimD (JimD), Monday, 1 November 2004 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Are people finding the stereo-system stealing mission horrendously difficult? I've read loads of people say they can't do the dancing stuff, but I've been fine on all that press-this-button-now stuff so far. I did mess it up by DRIVING THE VAN STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA straight afterwards though.

I am gradually getting to the stage where all the missions open to me are ones I'm stuck on, though. I keep messing up 'Wrong Side Of The Tracks', and I haven't even tried the Cesar race mission because I'm crap at driving and all the horror stories I've heard about it so far have put me off. I may do some burglary.

Also, people tell me that if you see a guy in a check shirt and chains standing still with his hands clasped, he is a drug dealer and should be killed because he will have a gun and lots of money.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Monday, 1 November 2004 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Are people finding the stereo-system stealing mission horrendously difficult?

YES. And it's not even like I'm bad at rhythm action games, I'm a bloody expert, I've played them all, right down to britney's dance beat. This just felt like the most unforgiving one I've ever played though. Eventually I came up with a crazy theory - it judges when you release the buttons, not when you hit them. So hitting them dead on time won't necessarily work if you hold them down for too long, you've got to make sure really quickly tap them too.

I know this sounds insane, and might just be nonsense, but...well.

JimD (JimD), Monday, 1 November 2004 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy who did the 100% completion guides to GTA3 and Vice City on Gamefaqs.com has already given up, and is just doing a missions FAQ. Jesus. Apparently this was brought on by him purchasing the Bradygames guide (generally just a goiod starting point to the dedicated FAQ-writer) and finding out that it was 273 pages.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 1 November 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The hint to beating 'Wrong Side of the Tracks' is in the name itself: not only do you have to be in close vicinity to the front car of the train, you should actually keep the bike just to the right of the outermost track. Otherwise most of Smoke's shots will just ricochet off the train itself.

Cesar's lowrider race wasn't that hard -- the pseudo-Impala car (the Blade?) has awful shitty handling but if you can get a Voodoo (late '50s lead-sled with tailfins & hydraulics) that seems to handle much better.

Trust me, there are far, far worse missions. The novelty of hearing David Cross in a GTA game wears off quickly once you find out what you have to do for his sorry ass.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 1 November 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

today i have also jacked a tow truck, grabbed a car and dragged it (with driver inside) onto a train track, and then waited until the train hit it! hahahahahaha CRASH!!! unfortunately the car didn't get mashed up as much as you'd think a car that's been hit by a train would be like! but still hahahhaha. i'm going to try it again with a more duffed up car next time.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I like creating a pileup at a busy intersection and then blowing the gas tank on one of the cars. As with every other GTA title, I get tired of the missions and just start randomly killing people and blowing shit up - only now I have to lift weights on a regular basis.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i just played this at my brother's house, its pretty cool but mostly more of the same.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Clothes are the easiest way to increase sex appeal, but the stuff you find at Binco's won't do much (for the most part). The Prolaps store in east Los Santos is a bit better.

The key to winning races is to get ahead, then drive conservatively. I usually hate these, but I don't find that they're as annoying here (although the lowrider race gave me fits - at least it's short).

I'm just about finished with the Syndicate missions in San Fierro - finished Woozie, but I hope to god that I don't have to complete the David Cross missions to move on.

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

You people that actually have it now, is the weight-lifting, food-eating, etc. as annoying as some people worried it would be? That stuff doesn't sound like fun to me.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:34 (nineteen years ago) link

IS THIS THE SIMS?

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link

It is the Sims with Uzis.

Dan: the eating isn't that big an imposition. You can go two game days without eating before you start losing energy, and if you're doing missions then you'll probably need the energy boost anyway. The weight training isn't that bad either, do like 25 reps on the bench press and you hit your limit for the day.

The Midnight ROFFLEr (haitch), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

the weight lifting is additive! i ended up going to the gym every day just so i could max out my muscles (which lasts pretty much forever once you have them) but then again i'm so vain even in GTA3 that i want as much sex appeal as i can get!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 09:36 (nineteen years ago) link

my copy just arrived in the post, much to the delight of myself and the rest of the office.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 1 November 2004 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

just business is the one on the back of the bike, it's painful.

can't work that blooming forklift in the national guard robbery either.

I did the sound system one second try though, by some way too and I'm, rubbish at that sort of thing.

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 1 November 2004 10:03 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah! just business was that one that was like Terminator 2. haha i enjoyed that (probably lucky to pass first time though)

The forklift truck one was hard - I think every now and then you need to get off the truck to help out ryder shoot down the oncoming guards.

i'm going to try and new way of stealing police cars tonight (by towing it back to my garage - the police don't arrest you for forklifting their cars! so maybe not towing either!)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

just business or "the g4y s3x motorbike one" as i'm calling it, is indeed painful, although the blurs when you get up to a million miles an hour on the bike don't help.

i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi(automatic) even if you fail it, which is handy...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

also, how many of you grove street playas are wearing green today ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - so is it necessary in the game to wear green? (like i never tried - like do they shoot you if you wear purple?)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

they shoot you anyway, regardless of yr colours, I like luring them round corners if they come after me and then kicking seven bells out of them.

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG! I didn't know that you can slit someone's throat from behind if you have a knife!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't wait to learn martial arts.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i took my green hoodie off and am still getting fired at any time i go near balla territory...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 12:11 (nineteen years ago) link

but i mean would your homies start shooting you if you wear purple? thinking you're their sworn enemy (guess not though!)

even my low-rider is green! i am in love with the lowrider hopping game.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Can you turn off "trails" (IE the speed blurring) in options?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 1 November 2004 12:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think so...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i still haven't found the bars yet - do they actually serve you alcohol? (so you get that drunk effect like you did on that moonshine level on vice city??)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

The countryside areas are very impressive with the luvly grass effect, I've only played the game for 50 minutes today at lunch time.

Huge Session tonight i think.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you guys eaten too much, it's really funny, you throw up! Also have you played the arcade games in the bar?

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

no, and yes.

DUALITY is the best arcade game i've found so far, it's completely incomprehensible, just as arcade games were in the early 90s...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed! The tattoos & hairstyles are really funny too!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I heard that Gradius was one of the games, haven't seen them yet.

Can you shave all your hair off? This is the only hair style i approve of.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i am currently bald with a goatee, although i nearly went for the pink mohawk last night...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm happy to see I'm not alone in struggling with Just Business. Each time I've tried it, I've gotten through the fence, and then around the part where there are barrels, there's some sort of explosion and I fail the mission. Very very annoying.

Anyone know what the red mark on the map is that's called the "Player Target"?

Jonathan (Jonathan), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Forklifting is tough and I cannot get past that bit yet, tatoos rule, as does running around with huge muscles and no top on (phweet phew) so far my fav bit is going to what looks like a university near the airport and killing students who diss my way of life.
I am a mean pool hustler (only beaten once and a grand way to increase your money). I like thre bit when you drive to the badlands using the train tracks – when you steal a car you get instant 4 stars and the hick police kick the poo outta yah, steal a bike and huge chasing ensues, brill.

does anyone know where the flying school is? I looked around the airport but nothing so far

james (james), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

it's in las venturas I think.

I got out the far end of the tunnel in just business, and then exploded, grrrrrrr

the player target works by finding what you need on the map (I use it to find a pay n spray) clicking on it and instead of the easy to miss icon on yr radar, there's a 'kin huge red dot to aim for


pimping missions are ace, and a money spinner too.

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone actually started doing any of their new-found GTA habits (pimpin', whackin' etc.) in real life yet?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c now has corn rows.

and you should see what he's done to your old car!!

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, has he pimped his ride?

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i've been playing this game all weekend and also just finished reading 1984.. my actual dream last night was me being in some weird inner struggle between committing thoughtcrimes and physical crimes!!!!!!!!!! Grand Thought Auto, if you may!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

it now BOUNCES!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Kewl!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 1 November 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

fo' shizzle, bizzle lazizzle etc...

i saw a truck with ladders on the back this morning and thought, "JUMP!!"

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

ken has also installed an analogue controller in place of the steering wheel...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 1 November 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a strange collusion of GTA and real life yesterday when I pulled up in a car in front of my friend's house to meet hime and some other friends.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 1 November 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

where are the drug dealers? i hear they carry lots of $$$

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 1 November 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

It's pretty annoying that your home base is not marked on the radar. I'm getting a lost more frequently in this one than III or VC.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 1 November 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

open up the map and place a red target

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

also, getting lost probably has a lot to do with this being about 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x bigger.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

what number is 300 million trillion?

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't realize you could customize the map.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

just one target, unfortunately...

i just got this yesterday. anyone know why whenever i go to flint county i automatically get 4 wanted stars anytime someone sees me?

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Cuz you're a black man out in the sticks?

I don't have this game, but if this is true, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

it's cuz you have to offically unlock that area first

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I've suddenly been noticing loads of dealers around, they're either black guys in black tanktops and chains or white guys in white hoodies with the hood up.

'Just Business' = best mission ever!

The NPC AI's definitely an improvement, you can just wait around in a busy place and you'll see a shootout/drug deal/old woman with baseball bat road rage incident. Has anybody seen a plane crash yet?

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone actually started doing any of their new-found GTA habits (pimpin', whackin' etc.) in real life yet?

I sprained my ankle a couple days ago and tried to heal it by eating fried chicken

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, I was unsure, but tonight I got converted. I was walking along a street in the built up city-centre area, heading to get a burger, minding my own business, when suddenly, out of the blue, I heard two HUGE explosions. I walked round the corner to see where they'd come from...and OH MY FUCKING GOD! A fucking AEROPLANE had CRASHED right in the MIDDLE of the FUCKING CITY!!!! I actually felt real physical shock, I was just utterly gobsmacked. It's definitely a new entry in my top ten videogaming moments of all time.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I was reading a topic on GAMEFAQS where a guy was describing a mission where he had to kill some Ballas, and there were loads left and he was down to his last sliver of health and hiding behind a car, so he grits his teeth and gets ready to go for a glorious last stand type deal, all of a sudden the screen says mission complete, and when he steps out the Ballas are underneath a crashed aeroplane. That made me grin like an idiot even though it didn't happen in my game.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I came across a blackened plane in the road too -- I assumed it was just a program glitch.

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't been able to figure out how to get to the planes at the airport. I just drive around in circles on the sublevel.

Also, anyone know where to pick up the katana? I found an AK near the movie studio, but no katana yet.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you have to kill a mission boss in San Fierro.

I am taking flying lessons now and oh boy they are not particularly easy.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 07:37 (nineteen years ago) link

You have to steal a car to climb on so that you can climb over the wall. Then you will find a plane that you can steal. You have to be careful though, because they will shoot the plane out of the sky!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 08:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I FOUND ME A HUGE PINK DILDO - yay me but i feel sorry for the poor sherrif who got beaten up with a wanger

james (james), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 08:53 (nineteen years ago) link

heh!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 08:56 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha i thought he said "pink's dildo" just then

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 09:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Oi!!! heh!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 09:45 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG "Trucker Hat", how i did laugh.

have you played the arcade game in your house, on the game console under the tv?

Settled into this damn fine game nicely. Has anybody found any 'horseshoes' or 'oysters' yet?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:20 (nineteen years ago) link

the trucker hat looks rub as well, i liked the "helmut" though. i'm pretty certain horseshoes will be found in las vegas, so i'm guessing oysters will be in san fran, also does this imply that all 100 tags are in Los Santos?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ah yes good thinking, thats probly right.

so has anybody opened up the other cities yet? what percentage are you all on? im only on 4% so far.

and 70!! unique jumps!!

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i ate fried chicken till i puked!!!

stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm on about 5.8% i think.

haha, i thought you meant you had DONE 70 unique jumps...
i've found one down by the railway tracks, but couldn't build up enough speed to clear it.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Have any of you purchased the joke glasses & nose?

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:39 (nineteen years ago) link

hahha i was tempted!

my sex appeal seems to change from moment to moment - one minute (normally just after a mission) i'm like about halfway and minutes later it goes to rock bottom!! Also, sometimes i keep getting comments like "Dude you stink!!!" from everybody so where do I go to get a shower?!?!?!? (I tried swimming in the canal, didn't work)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

god that post is going straight to ILX out of context i bet

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:42 (nineteen years ago) link

no, dawg, i'm trying to look fly here...

current attire:

green watch hat
aviators
bald with goatee
white vest
cross tat on right forearm
urban camo trousers
green lo-tops (seemingly adidas)

i rock ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Sex appeal seems to be all about what car you've just been driving. Steal a flash car from the financial district, zip it around a bit, and get out and your bar will probably look pretty healthy.

Jason J, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

James worked out in the gym & got loads of muscles, now he gets ladeez saying 'nice muscles' all of the time!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

what about in the game !!!???!?!?! OMGLOLROFFLE etc...

(this isn't going to get old is it?)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

so where do you go to chat up girls?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

and what about in the game !!!???!?!?! OMGLOLROFFLE etc...

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve, I can't wait to see you at the next FT - you wouldn't want to disappoint Barry now, would you?

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw a loving couple walking hand in hand over a bridge, so i beat them both to death with my bare hands. this game rocks.

ive found 4 jumps so far, failed them all and now cant remember where they were.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

there are a few cool jumps out in the boonies, there's one in the goods yard with all th trailers, also one in Blllueberry where you have to get the speed right to get you into the second level of a barn. I jumped a broken bridge round there too last night. good thing os, they give you 500$ to spend on track tops at pro-laps.

I haven't been able to get into zip or didier sachs yet :o(

currently - track top, grey track pants, sunglasses, bald w/goatee, no tats, mid-top sneakers

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i went into the other "hip" shop, the name of which escapes me, and although it was open, there wasn't anything to buy...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Bincos?!!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:05 (nineteen years ago) link

due to the "sickness" yesterday I played for 8 hours, i've unlocked San Fierro. Pretty cool place. I've also stolen a plane and flown to Las Venturas only to be shot out of the sky. The cool thing is now I can take a flight from San Fierro back to Los Santos or vice versa. You can also parachute out of the plane.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

no not bincos, it's the one that looks trend/hoxtony...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Sub Urban?

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm guessing oysters will be in san fran, also does this imply that all 100 tags are in Los Santos?

Ah, but I've found an oyster in santos.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

What is an oyster?

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's harder that all pick-up-ables don't have that 'glowing' graphical effect surrounding them and now they don't stand out anymore.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:40 (nineteen years ago) link

it seems like there are far less guns lying around (I've found the AK, grenades, sniper rifle and tec-9 but not much else) also, way less cars are parked around waiting to be nicked, although I found a couple of very nice motorbikes in the multi-storey carpark almost on the waterfront in east los santos (nrg-500s iirc)

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean you haven't done the 'all weapons' cheat?!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

thank you velveteen, sub urban, yes.

i found some body armour in the "atrium" i think, big building in commerce area...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

And there's body armour near the Ammunation, south of your house. If you drive there (going south), then turn west down the road that the shop's on the corner of, and then first right again after that (north), there's a little alleyway on your right (heading east). It's down there.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

yep, there's some in there, but also a couple of armours in the goods yard at the end of teh train line.

The grenades are in the motel behind the pizza place near the gym

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

are you boys getting out enough/enough sleep/doing anything else at all???

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris let me watch the tv for a whole hour last night!

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

The easiest way of getting uzi's is just to mow down other gang members and pick up their shit, just like in the last games.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

are you boys getting out enough/enough sleep/doing anything else at all???

No. I took the week off work for this, don't forget. And I'm still staying up until 3 or 4 every night, stupidly.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i remembered as soon as i hit submit :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(and Pink I hope you're joking)

xpost, i have next week booked off for this too.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

wait until you guys get to take over gang territories. good times.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i stole Madd Dogg's rhymes last night.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

how fresh were they?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

og loc standing in a place, you ain't gonna stop him with a gun in your face!

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

funny that the producer you drive off the pier looks identical to P. Diddy.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

how much driving skill do i need to get into the stadium ?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

20% i think

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw a loving couple walking hand in hand over a bridge, so i beat them both to death with my bare hands. this game rocks.

Yeah I saw two bastards like that last night too, except I beat the smug parading pricks with a shovel.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Couldn't you have just given them the dildo? They might have used it there and then.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm out of santos! I've been up a big fuck off mountain. WOW.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I find the best way to keep stocked up in weapons, after the Doberman mission, is to buy your first lot in Ammunation (body armour, sawn off shotgun, SMG and some grenades), then just start lots of Gang Wars. By the time you've killed the third wave there'll just be a shitload of guns and money on the floor.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

is anyone disappointed?

I've not played it much yet but it's great fun. still on heavy rotation is pro ev 4.

cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

not really disappointed no, I find pro ev 4 is always better multiplayer.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

played this to death tonight. The missions just get better and better and the BeeF Injection car in this version is the sexiest ever!

I'm far from dissapointed, it's ten times better than I imagined.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

am now 8% and need to attempt 'House Party' again today at lunch time, still havent done Just Business tho coz keep blowing up when the cars roll off the truck, good mission tho. that Mad Dogg rhymes mission was a bitch, just escaping after getting the papers was fcking me up, but i did it in the end making my escape on a mountain bike.

yeah unique jumps are a cool way to get cash quick, also porkpie not sure about the barn jump you mention, i just cleared it completely and it gave it to me but perhaps its a different jump.

and what is the key to the basketball game, i just keep missing shots and i dont know what im doing wrong?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 10:17 (nineteen years ago) link

aw last night i got meself a gahhhlfriend!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ner ner, I've got TWO girlfriends now. One who I neglect unintentionally, and one who's completely batshit.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

have you gotten any action yet?!??!?!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

YES! I had S+M sex! It was...slightly embarrassing, to be honest.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

right that's it, fuck the news, the ps2 is going on right now, or i'm going to be so behind the rest of you guys ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

omg i hope in the next version (if there ever is one) you can create your own face like in WWE games! Omg I can be a gangsta!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

on top of round building in north downtown los santos, there is a parachute. you can jump out of airplanes.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

ah, THAT'S what that backpack is! i've got one (from the top of the mountian), I just couldn't figure out what it was. I thought it might have some sandwiches and a thermos in there.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

is that the back pack that you get 15 of, and if you have it active and use it you just throw it away? I thought it was a radio activated bomb or somesuch! d'oh

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

They're satchel charges, they're different. You should have a detonator for them too.

JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a lapdance - it was rubbish so i shot everyone but also got shot - which was also rubbish

james (james), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I went for a private dance at the pig pen, and my ps2 rebooted!

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i've been saving my games after almost every mission, just in case it does a 'vice city' on me. i haven't any bugs so far.

did you lose much ?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

no, i'd just been driving around bumping up my skills a bit, no biggie really. I tend to go and save after every mission now, unless it's a really easy one.

Finally did just business last night, which was a relief. I need to put in a concerted effort on it though, which is going to be tricky as I'm away all weekend and football manager 2005 is arriving on Friday.

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

on Just Business how did you avoid the exploding car that falls off the truck, that seems to get me every time?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

has anyone had the crazy bug in san andreas that when you kill somebody, sometimes they don't go through the dying motions but instead freezes in a "being shot" or "being run over" pose???!?!! it's a bug but it's pretty cool.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Fatboy always avoids him for me, the thing I realised is just face backwards all the time, only turning round to blast the gates. I did it easily last night (which annoyed me no end) and didn't even manage to hit the red barrels!

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah I've seen that it was a little spooky, when I said I'd not noticed any bugs I meant game threatening ones.

I've also seen a couple of pedestrians stuck under the pavement with just their heads bopping on the surface. I was in the middle of a frantic run at the time so didn't have time to stop and tread on them.

xpost, its a great mission and one which I am not annoyed at for having to retry.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Last night I was casually walking across a road when a man got out of a car for apparently no reason and just ran off, there were no shots and no other crimes being committed.
I stood in front of his car and suddendly a police chopper appeared above me and shone its lights on me, so I moved away from the car in fear of being told off and the chopper eventually flew off.

Why was I scared of that? I didn't even have a wanted level.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

they're getting into you CJ!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

how the hell do i open up the second city?!? Please don't tell me that I have to take over every single gang turf !

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Just Business depends on killing all the people chasing you in enough time. You have infinite ammo once you're on the bike so if you just hold the button down and spray the bikes like mad while you aim at the riders you should pick em off OK.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

can someone tell me about the trains in the game?
I heard you could ride trains around and the such.

Have pity on a poor boy without a PS2 and fill me in.

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't have to take over all the turf to get to SF. Just finish all the missions in Los Santos (including the obligatory car race).

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Thursday, 4 November 2004 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

god im having such a hard time im still on the taggin mission

big chaki (chaki), Thursday, 4 November 2004 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i've spent the whole night last night fighting gang wars (and losing) haha i think my strategy of running towards a gang of 8 people on my own all guns blazing wasn't the cleverest (it sure if fun though).

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

all the ones i've won have been me starting a war and then finding a decent vantage point to pick them out one by one.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a lapdance - it was rubbish so i shot everyone but also got shot - which was also rubbish
*gasps*

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I met "The Truth" last night. Cool mission. I also heard someone say as I was walking around red neck country "ever stick yer finger in a chickens ass!"

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you guys just walking into other areas and starting gang wars by shooting at people, or do you have to do something (like find a white skull or something) to actually start a full on gang war?

Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

just walk in and shoot the shit out of everyone.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ah cool.
I've figured out how to get a gang, but it seems that whenever we start shooting at others, I get a couple of stars. And by the time the cops show up, my guys are all dead, and I'm fleeing on foot.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't that just like real life tho?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

pretty much. heh.

it'd also be nice if recruited gang members didn't seem so confused about getting into the car when you're trying to get away.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

sussed it, i actually thought Cesars mission was just a bonus lowrider dancing one but i was wrong. I'm on the second island now, love them bridges.

I also assume Cesar is the character from the '187' movie, with the voice of the same guy too.

my gang members are shite and I'll win gang wars without them no probs, so far.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you have to have done a certain mission to trigger gang wars, I forget. If your map's colour coded green, purple and yellow according to territory you've done it. You usually get body armour or a health pickup after each wave so they're not that hard. If you look where the enemy guys are on the radar you can get ready to target them with a good weapon and shoot them before they even get near you.

I did the low rider race in one attempt, I was very relieved. The last few plot missions before the second city are pretty cool. I felt really disorientated and isolated after getting dumped in the middle of nowhere (during the first mission there I was getting chased by loads of police and FBI in a big police car so I rolled it off Mt. Chilliad, survived with an insane stunt bonus and then offroaded through a bunch of trees with helicopters overhead to drop the photos off at the last second, it were mad good). Now I have a nice house on a big road that allows me to shoot people until I have lots of stars then nip back in and put some sunglasses on to lose the wanted rating.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i just discovered that you can actully attach the truck trailers to the truck cabs, how very clever.

I made a break for it on the third island, its very colourful with its neon lights it looks like Vice City. I managed to evade the cops whilst listening to "Free Bird". Me and my car blew up in the end.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

me and my plane got shot down trying to fly over it. i also tried to boat over to it only to get shot to shit by a helicopter.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 5 November 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, not to spoil anything, but eventually after you do a handful of missions in Las Venturas there's one where you have to fly a jet to a surprise mission-only area that isn't even on the map. I'll just leave it at that.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i know what it is!

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, when the text came up telling me what I had to do I went "oh hell no" and when I actually GOT THERE I completely flipped out.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Just to be clear: it's not on the map, rather than being the square marked "no fly zone"?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Right. You have to fly out to a little marker several (in-game) miles over the ocean and then all of a sudden you're there.

I really think we should have a spoiler tag on this thread so I can dork out over what it is.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i am so far away from this point... please tell... do whatever you must...

firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I know.

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I have got to stop reading this thread everytime that I see that it's been updated.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 November 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Fine. Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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It's St. Mark's Bistro. In Liberty City. It's mid-winter there, apparently. It's just a big, chaotic shootout and a definite nominee for the "Holy Shit video game moments" thread.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit! That's awesome. I was guessing Area 51.

57 7th (calstars), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

There is an "Area 69" (tee hee) but there's no aliens. What they DO have, however, is SO FUCKING AWESOME. Think "unconventional means of transportation". (Not a UFO, but cooler.)

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

The jokes seem a bit more redundant in their peurile nature (Area 69, Pier 69, the San Fierro 69ers, about 90 puns on the word "wanker") but that's the game's only real downside for me so far. That and the occasional framerate choke.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

it just crashed for the first time on me, I was taking a photograph of two people shooting each other inside a train station and it froze completely.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

tell me about the trains!
how is riding them? are they useful to get around?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"unconventional means of transportation"

A space-hopper?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

The trains just seem the same as they were in GTA3, they are fairly useful to get around if you know where you're going. Although there is a cargo train which has flat bed carriages too.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Neat!

thanks!

do they go between islands or just around each one?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't really checked but there are railway lines linking islands so I would guess yes, I'm going to play it again now so will have a look.

I approached some girl in a Driving School building but she said I didn't have much style, how do I improve my 'style'?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

beat her face in with a baseball bat
she got no right to be dissin on you.

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

She called me 'skinny boy' too, which is what I am in real life. I felt quite hurt, I shall do as you say trig.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

give that bitch a kick for me after she's down.

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

consider her targeted for termination.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't break the habit of eating and then killing everyone in the restaurant to pay for my food. I don't need the money, but the chainsaw is so pretty...

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

bash them to death with the bouquet of flowers..

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

liz, rob, sgs and markelby had just witnessed a street being turned into a river of blood and explosions as a result of someone obtaining a chainsaw

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 6 November 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow i lied a bit about the trains, you can actually drive them yourself. I just kept my finger on accelerate and eventually the pad started vibrating a lot, then I derailed and the carriages went everywhere. wow indeed.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

holy
fucking
awesome

are theylike subway trains or just normal rail line trains that share the rails with freight trains?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

normal rail trains, lots of tunnels on the second island though.

i noticed that there are no rampages in this one.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone gotten all 100 graffiti tags in the first city? I'm up to 53, but it's slow-going now, I keep 'accidentally' running over someone and getting the cops on my ass. Also, the Ballas fucking hate me, if I'm anywhere near their part of town a pack tries to hunt me down.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

... but there are rampages. Not only that, some are two-player co-op.

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:24 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I keep spoiling things, but I can't help sharing the enthusiastic dorkness: the secret means of transportation found in Area 69 IS A FUCKING JETPACK, PEOPLE.

SPACE GANGSTA, AWAAAAAAAAAAY

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The Loc-eteer

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

SPACE GANGSTA, AWAAAAAAAAAAY

It was worth the spoiler just to read that.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh fuck now i need a screengrab of that

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 November 2004 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

It's great, you can fly it and shoot people at the same time. It looks kinda like the one James Bond had in Thunderball.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Nate Patrin, you suck. I haven't been not reading FAQs for the last three days just to see in in print.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I was supposed to finish Vice City "one last time" before I bought this, but I am made of mortal flesh, and I got a copy on Friday. I did actually go back to VC during the weekend, so points of comparison:

Being able to climb walls if you've misread the map is really useful, though you don't notice it until you're missing it.

Proper camera controls! And being able to turn on and off the types of thing that show up on the map!

The fire engine missions are much easier than in VC, because the passengers don't run so much. I went looking for three that had got away 30 seconds ago, and they were clumped together 100 yards up the road, just blazin. In VC, they'd be specks on the horizon.

The fire engine misions also show that there still isn't anything like an proper economy. Work on the missions for up to $500 per if you're lucky OR spend 20-30 minutes and earn enough to but all the $10,000 houses and everything from the clothes stores.

I know everyone said it about VC, but damn, the cops are so much harsher in this. It takes forever for one star to disappear, and the motorcycle cops will give you that star if you even brush off them.

The race in the stadium seems to be a normal race, without crack-fueled crash-addicts and, as such, is deemed counter-fun.

I think the muscle stuff is counter-fun as well. I built up my muscle, and at one point gained enough respect to form a three man gang. If driving around (eg in the paramedic missions) and its attendant drop in muscle loses me that respect, then that is over the line into Simsland.

I'm obviously only near the start, but the scene with B-Dup and Big Bear is grimmer than anything I can remember in GTA3 or VC.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

What mission opens up the Gang war colour coded stuff?

Earlier i killed several cops with that dildo then took to the skies in a plane (at this point i had 4 stars after a few other killings) i spied a police helicopter so i crashed my plane into that, parachuting out in time to hear the explosion and then having the bad luck to land ON A POLICE BOAT!!!!

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

While wearing a "Fuck Tha Police" t-shirt!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I am now shamed by my earlier rudeness to Nate Patrin, and acknowledge that he does not in fact suck. I'm still sort of annoyed though.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

... but there are rampages. Not only that, some are two-player co-op.

ive seen 1 two-player rampage, and thats it. they must be well hidden?

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Trust me, the things I have spoiled are maybe 3% of the HOLY SHIT moments in the game.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

And does completing the fire truck missions make you fireproof? Because I think I could really use that right now.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Yep, that's what it does.

Paramedic missions: These were strange in the previous two games, because the positions of the people would be picked randomly from a fixed range. So the most difficult mission was level 3, because you had to go here and here and here, and if they were miles apart you were screwed. Now they start out really close to the hospital, and by leve 12 they're miles away. Also I think the general mayhem logic must have a clause for the passengers in this mission: several times a car has started to pass me, then stopped before it creamed the passenger that's trying to board.

Holy Shit the trip skip! Seriously, they should have called this one GTA4, it make Vice City look like it was made by Traveller's Tales.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Vice City feels about as big as Downtown St. Paul by comparison

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Without the Snoopies.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, stoopid questions time:

is there a ammu-nation in los santos, because my fire-power seems to be letting me down and i have shedloads of cash...

should i be aiming to get my "muscle" stat to the end of the bar? i've done this with my stamina one, but i don't want to turn into some sort of muscle mary...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:20 (nineteen years ago) link

it doesn't open up until after one of the missions, sweet rings you up to tell you it's open

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the muscle stuff is counter-fun as well. I built up my muscle, and at one point gained enough respect to form a three man gang. If driving around (eg in the paramedic missions) and its attendant drop in muscle loses me that respect, then that is over the line into Simsland.

i pumped up the muscle a lot from the start and it never deteriorated (the regular exercise you get from wasting ballas will keep your muscle going)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Dumb question, but what vehicle allows you to travel with a four man gang (that's five including CJ)? I got bumped up to 4 on Friday night, which was great, but even when I jacked a van, only three were able to get in. And when I walk or run with my gang, I end up losing half of them.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Monday, 8 November 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Sadly, the highlight of my afternoon yesterday may have been stealing a boat and taking to the sea into the sunset with the organ intro of "Freebird" blaring.

I keep beating the shit out of the pool sharks after they take my money again and getting my money back. There's gotta be a better way to make a buck.

You people are so far ahead of me on this.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The best way I've found to make money - save, bet on horses, save again if you win/reload and repeat if you don't. I might just have been extremely lucky but I went from 5 grand to just over 2 million in 20 minutes. Which has now taken half the fun away from running around the beach shooting people for money.

lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Are the horses in Los Santos, or one of the later cities?

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

And what the hell was I supposed to do with the bouquet of flowers? I aimed at one of the ladies and wound up smacking her across the face with them.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i had crazy ideas about shooting people through the flowers; dirty den style.

i keep going to the pizza place and waiting for people to crouch on the floor and then i kill them execution style. There was one woman i made up a whole backstory of kids and stuff for and then i shot her in the back of the head.

i think i need to give this game a break.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You know what song is notably absent? "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite.

I know what you mean, Toaster. Not only did I spend all weekend playing it, but now I can't stop talking about it on the internet.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow i played this game from 10am till 5pm non stop today, i'm still being amazed by some of the stuff in here. helicopter parachute jumps are the best.

i still havent seen any one player rampages though. the x50 camera snapshots on the second island are good fun and an excuse to explore the place a bit more.

"Zero's" missions are the fuking hardest ever!

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

You know what song is notably absent? "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), November 8th, 2004.

i've been having this exact same thought

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Zero's "Air Raid" mission took me about 35 tries before I could beat it. I hate David Cross because of it.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm still stuck on that stupid wrong side of the tracks mission.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

OG Loc's squeal/yelp "I'm Gangsta!" is officially the funniest thing ever. I look forward to finding opportunities to use it in everyday conversation.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

As of last night I'm officially dating someone. Nice.

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you use the flowers?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

the date thing lasted all of two dates for me. i ain't got time for no bitches.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I love it when the date's going badly and all you can hear in the background is:

"FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TEL ME"

I'm not sure I like Denice

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Every time I take that ho out all she wants to do are drive bys. Fuckin hood rat.

adam (adam), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

you think she's special, don't you?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

apparently if you want to 100% complete you have to make all the dates go successful.

god damn i was looking forward to killing my girlfriend.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it possible to murder her? Besides driving from San Fierro all the way to Los Santos just to take the bitch out for a burger is too time consuming.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think she ever dies... i took her to a gang war AND our car exploded, i was there thinking "DEEEEENISEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" but she was still alive.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently you can use the dildo on the very last gf you get.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Euw, have you seen the size of it?!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i've beaten people with it.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Last night I picked Denise up for a date, then seconds later the hood was under attack. So I got out and started shooting at people. She stood beside me. I killed a couple of people, then attempted to kiss her (was shut down), then handed her the dildo (which she accepted), killed more people, then went out for chicken.
I think I'll take her to a gang war next. Then pizza.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

then ass fucking with the purple pussy eater.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

be sure to go to Bincos for the Trucker Hat first!

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a little alleyway on your right (heading east). It's down there.

This direction made me think of that scene in GoodFellas where Jimmy Conway is telling Karen Hill to go ahead, go on, that pretty dress is around the corner there. It's okay....

The last thing I did last night was swim over to Flint County even though I haven't opened it up yet. I hijacked a cab and had the most intense car chase with my four stars. I got pretty far. At one point, I jumped off a bridge, and the cops were following me into the water in their police Suburbans trying to get me.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

where can I pick up an mp5 for free?

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I am so far behind you all.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

after his week off work jimD has overtaken me so much now - he had his S&M sex five days before me. i've only just moved to San Fierro

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

you can't be that far behind Ronan, I did two missions this morning flukily but I haven't been playoing much lately thanks to Footie manager

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

im really far behind i haven't had much time for intense missioning.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

im stuck on the "photo opportunity" mission. I get too nervous and start photographing everything but what i am supposed to shoot. then i get pissed and start sniping people from the rooftop. i like teh snipe.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

There is also a cool way of making some extra money in Downtown. Off track betting. You can bet on horse races. Good times. I can;t wait to see what the "Vegas" section of the game looks like.

Just how are you all making money at this? The odds are six to one against you everytime since there's not place or show bets allowed. And the odds for the horses don't seem to matter one whit in their performance.

I lost $200 in Red County last night. I was kicking myself all the way on the long trip back to the Grove.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"And the odds for the horses don't seem to matter one whit in their performance."

So you bet on no4 and 5 all the time, with their high odds. It helps if you're far enough in the game to be able to buy a save point in one of the villages near to it in case you lose too. Out of 6 races I've won 4 now, so I'm guessing the ones with higher odds are actually more likely to win. Or I have a glitchy game.

lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I need money to buy a house and a house to win money with! Grand Theft Möbius!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Fire Engine missions. Take a car, drive it until it crashes into something and catches fire, preferably where there's other cars to catch fire (the road into the Los Santos airport can be awesome for this, drive it onto the wrong lane, and cars will pile up. I got a dozen-car pile up yesterday). Once enough stuff is ablaze, the fire engine will arrive. Then steal it, hit R3, and money will be yours.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

things like ambulances etc. seem to self-right so much easier in this game - even when they're near horizontal if you steer into where it's tilted it almost always self rights it!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't remember it being this easy in vice city

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i finally made it onto the third island. i am very happy about this.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i havent even don nuthin :/

big chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I seem to remember that ambulances were very easy to upright in VC.

Finally finished tonight... but I'm only at 50.24% completion. Argh. Or yay. Okay, yay.

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot stop fighting turf wars. I didn't like doing them at first, but now ALL I want to do is roll four-deep into Ballas territory and lob grenades. At this rate, it'll take me months to get to San Fierro.

Daniel Cohen (dayan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

same here. I finally pulled myself up last night with 50% of the turf under my control so I could do some actual missions!

The Midnight ROFFLEr (haitch), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

You might want to save the turf missions until after you've gone through the other two cities. Just speaking from pained experience here.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I heard about that. On the other hand, I really like killing people. Is that so wrong? Is it?

I got to levels 7 and 11 on the Paramedic missions and fucked up both times, before switching from the east to the west hospital. Advantages: all the streets are level for miles around (leaving only "I'm bleeding in the middle of an Escher painting, can you come get me?" fun) and there's a police bribe 10 feet to the north. After that I found it pretty easy, but then I always found the Paramedic levels easy.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:26 (nineteen years ago) link

the vigilente missions are easier on bikes.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:31 (nineteen years ago) link

unless OMG CAN YOU TAKE GANGS WITH YOU ON VIGILENTE??? will they shoot the criminals?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

where might we find the dildo? will we be presented with it through our missions?

stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

How do you get your gang to come with you? I can apparently run a three man gang, but when I press R1 they just say shit like "Get out of my face" Even when I target on somebody else their not having it!

I've only managed it once, I jacked a car with my homies in it, and drove the passenger into Ballas turf, he kicked some shit then ran away.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

the dildo is in the showers in Los Santos police department. You've got to earn respect to get a gang.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:44 (nineteen years ago) link

press R1 to target them, then you have to press the up arrow on the D-pad.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

something i noticed last night in the police station (where i gave a little cheer as i found the dildo), as long as you only have a melee weapon in your hands (even if it is a three foot bright pink dildo) the cops won't come after you, but as soon as you get a gun out, it's two star minimum and a trip to the hospital...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

if you kill all the cops in the changing room and stay there, you can pull out the gun and knock them down one by one as they foolishly walk in!!! (you can really pile up your stars!) and the helicopter can't get you! (eventually after about 150 cop corpses you'd get bored, though and fighting your way out might be difficult - although i've only tried it using nothing but a dildo to be fair)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! Much fun when I go home!

I played so much yesterday that when I went to Asda last night I kept getting urges to shoot into crowds of people. Good thing I don't have a gun...

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I swam over to Los Venturas last night, even though that area is still locked for me. I drove up and down the strip while the cops chased me, yelling "HA HA, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!"

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I swam over to Los Venturas last night, even though that area is still locked for me. I drove up and down the strip while the cops chased me, yelling "HA HA, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!"

Then I ramped my stolen patrol car off a parking deck into the Luxor.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

There is a fake Amoeba Records ("Blob Music") across the street from the donut shop. No word on whether you can trade in import Lovefist 12"s for cash.

Daniel Cohen (dayan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I'm getting close to the end of the main missions, I'm only on 57% though. Found out you can actually do freight train missions when all the islands are open.

and OMG THE TANK!! IS AWESOME in this version! I managed to make a daring night raid on Area69 (not the jet-pack mission) and made my way off with the beast.

I need to gimp it up with my s&m girlfriend to get a key card but she's never home. Picture me driving past her house every 5 minutes to see if her car is there.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i went to do a wuzzie mission last night and it told me i needed to swim more to complete the mission. wtf. i hate swimming.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't need to do much though, I went and splashed around for about five minutes, went back, and that was good enough. I think you just need a lung capactiy higher than zero.

JimD (JimD), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

This game teaches us that, contrary to what The Media tells us, pimpin' is in fact easy.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

cool.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I really enjoyed the shooting gallery in Mul;berry (one of those backwaters anyway) the other night. I'm taking a wee while off missions after doing the couple I was stuck on and just pottering and pandering to Denice a bit more. shooting the dealers is a fantastic way to boost up the cash a bit though, i tend to loiter in those two ginnels that cross near the house with the bribe in the middle and rob my way through the night.

x-post - pimpin ain't easy when, for some reason, your car has it's hydraulics stuck with you in the air and it's doing a passable impression of a horizontally bendy bus

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

did you press L3 by accident? that lifts the car up.

pimping is best done whilst wearing the PIMP SUIT!!!!!!!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, but the pimping missions have such easy time targets you could probably do them on a BMX.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

We should to an ILX fashion shoot. I've taken to having Carl wear the leisure suit and helmut.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I trashed the car too soon. and the time before I ran over the punter who was taking liberties

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i love how andrew is really down with all of those ambulance/firetruck/pimp missions!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

where can the leisure suit be bought? didier saks? when does that open up?

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm first and foremost a public servant. Also I'm currently stuck thusly:

Big Smoke - Wrong Side Of The Tracks: just shoot at those bastards, you ridiculous fuck! Just shoot at them! With the Gun!

OG Loc - Beach Party: Oh bollocks rhythm action, I'm screwed. Actually, I did alright on the lowrider one, but that's just directions.

Ryder - Home Invasion: I keep forgetting to do this during the appropriate times.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

try jumping the bike onto the back of the train when you go up the ramp.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

anyone know where you can go to find the van to do the stealing missions?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

ken, its in the apartment complex across from the gym in los santos.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

cool! thanks

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Wrong Side of the Tracks = you have to be level with the front carriage of the train and as far to the right as you can be or Smoke's shots will just hit the train, if the guys aren't twitching they're not getting hit

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it me or is the targeting not as good in SA, often you press R1 and he spins around and looks in completely the wrong direction.

I loved the dancing games in it, they're the only ones I complete first go, I am hoping there is one to SF-UR stuff, but I presume that's too easy.

Also one of my friends, to the great amusement of some other friends, has said the German DJ on the House station is me, with a German accent.

I just attempted the mission with OG having a party on Grove Street, and it said "go and get a haircut and new threads", anyway I got busted on the way to do so and now he says "meet me at the party" on my cellphone. Is it not necessary to get the haircut and new clothes? I kind of wanted to.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

get some Changler shorts. whatever the hell those are.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

And SF-UR is amazing! The only problem is I haven't listened to any other station in the entire game.

"What?? You have not heard of Smooth Joe??? You must be living in a cave! Live in a club! It is my Promised Land"

x-post I tried out red jeans and a red t-shirt but he looked super camp.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i have a bowling shirt on, black pants and gray boots. detail haircut and shades. my sex appeal is full.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ocassionally i like to throw on the wife beater to show off the tatoos.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I have that targeting problem too, sometimes he kind of spins around and fire a round at the sky :o(

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

the SF-UR DJ is so funny.

great station all round.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I crashed the car the first time Chase The Devil came on K-Jah.

I've hit people while aiming at the sky, I think. I assume that most of the problems I've been having will sort themselves out once I get to higher skill levels in cars/bikes/guns etc.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

AF - get to the firing range, it really helps boost up levels on pistol and mini-smg

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

aha I think a trip to the firing range is in order for me too.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Trick with Wrong Side of the Tracks is to stay over to the right (just to the right of the tracks, which will make it easier for Smoke to aim); try to maintain about a 45-degree angle between your bike and the gangsters, and it's much easier. There are a couple of chase missions later that are incredibly difficult by comparison.

Also, I had completely forgotten how good that Lench Mob song was.

Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

it's in the ammunation in Mulberry or Montgomery

god knows how but I passed all rounds first time - they make you do it on manual aim

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

why go to target range when you can go for a GANG WAR!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate the chase missions, they piss me off to no end.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i am the jammiest get in the world and did wrong side of the tracks on my second attempt by flukily getting the bike on top of the train as the tunnel approached and then getting off the bike and shooting the remaining bloke.

i'm having hella problems "stealing from uncle sam" though, i just can't get the hang of the forklift.

the leisure suit is in pro-laps, it is beee-yow-di-fool...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, driving school so far puts any of the storyline missions to shame. I have no idea how to get a gold medal in the parallel-parking test or the street race. So close.

The forklift isn't too bad; it's important to get out after every trip and gun down some National Guardsmen. That buys you a lot of time for being able to transport the boxes before Ryder dies. If you haven't already noticed, your partners in this game are usually wildly ineffectual when it comes to killing people on their own.

Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

was wrong side of the tracks really that difficult for you guys?? the hardest bit was to avoid the headon trains... i mean smoke does all the shooting for you!

the hardest one i got to so far was probably the first mission with Zero at the toy shop. (won't give it away here though) and also the second mission with Zero at the toy shop.. god that was hard.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

stealing from Uncle sam = jump over the wall and don't open the gate, instead go over to the warehouse and open that, jilling all the guard in the process, this gives you more time with the forklift, also get out after each box and kill any weekend warriors that are causing trouble.

Ken - gang war with pistol = death

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

aha, much appreciated chaps, i shall try that later :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I did Wrong Side Of The Tracks first time, and I'm shit at games. It took me 5 or 6 gos to do Just Business.

Daniel otm, you have to keep jumping out and killing those soldiers in that mission. Also Steve, make sure you elevate the boxes high enough to slam them into the truck quickly. As far as I know, aswell, they don't fall off even if you zoom around in the forklift, even though they often look precarious.

How do you recruit a gang again? It says I am able to now.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

yup zero's first mission took me at least a good solid 40 tries...and i just made it. apparently you can skip zero's second mission with no interuption of the storyline. in other words, you don't need to do it to advance in the game.

ronan, target with R1 and move the d-pad up.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i manage to win one gangwar with a pistol (that was only cos it was an easy as the territory was in the middle of the highway and it's easy to run away and come back to pick them off from a distance.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

the second mission is FUN though! (it's a shame they don't label FUN on those trucks anymore)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

try to maintain about a 45-degree angle between your bike and the gangsters

Er...

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Wrong Side of the Tracks got me stuck for a while, but the trick is to just stay as far right as possible. And make sure you take the high road when he says.

I'm stuck on the second Cesar race at the moment, the handling on that thing is awful.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

the one with wuzi? there are loads of shortcuts you can take on that track which might help.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

As far as I know, aswell, they don't fall off even if you zoom around in the forklift, even though they often look precarious.

I had one fall off, but then again, I'm uncannily good at fucking things up during a mission.

Er...I think that he meant keep your bike where Smoke's gun is pointing at a 45 degree angle. I was able to put this mission down by staying on the right side of the right tracks with the train on the left. Just stay even with the lead car and watch out for oncoming trains and cars parked in your way!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

the trick to that one is to ram people off the road.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

No, the Wuzi one is pretty easy, it's the one where you're fighting for Catalina's affections that's pissing me off. I'm just messing about doing some vigilante missions before I summon up the patience to tackle it again.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

oh actually that's the one i meant! try look for outragious shortcuts through the grass rather than staying on the road (it'd put the handling off even more, but the shortcuts are so good that you can drive slower and still stay ahead!)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i got stuck on the "murder the journalist" mission last night. When do I shoot him?

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

the hardest one i got to so far was probably the first mission with Zero at the toy shop.

Yeah, I can't do that either. And the REALLY annoying thing is that it cost me £30,000 just to open the mission! I should have saved my money really, I could've got a nice new house instead. I reckon it's just sidestory though, so I'm leaving it until as late as possible. I mean, I can get down to the last 20 seconds EVERY time, and then it all goes wrong. It's too annoying for words.

My usual outift is - baggy shorts. No top. Sometimes I don't bother with the shorts either, and just go out in my pants. Running around the docks in the rain in just my underwear feels very...apocalyptic.

JimD (JimD), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT ABOUT IN TEH GAME OMGWTFLOL

sorry...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I am STILL stuck on Cesar's first car mission. These low rider cars keep doing 180s when I'm trying to turn a corner, and then if anyone was behind me, they're smacking me into walls while they fly by. I HATE HATE HATE GTA races. I've never been good at them. I've done every other mission that I can access, so now all I have is Cesar before more missions will open up. I've had to fight a lot of gang wars to release my frustration over the races.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Friday, 12 November 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't have to use a lowrider to do that race you know. I can't remember what I did it in, something totally average, but yeah, it was a car that *doesn't* do 180s all the time, cos you're right, that's really annoying.

JimD (JimD), Friday, 12 November 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

The low-rider race is like the El Burro race in GTA3 - very fast cars, very stupid drivers. If you can get past the initial crashing, you can probably get a considerable lead and leave them behind.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah take them on the pier final straight, I think I over took about 3 of them here. Use the 'Karate Kid' looking lowrider as opposed to the crappy flat looking one which is awful on the bends.

The export garage on San Fierro is a great way to get loads of cash.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 12 November 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

if it hasn't been said yet, you don't need to do the girlfriend missions to get %100.

has anyone managed the gold medal at flight school?

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 13 November 2004 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm addicted to dancing. help

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

The Pig Pen was a big BIG disappointment. The private lap dance was lame, LAME.

I know, I know, kinda like the real thing.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

can anybody else never find stuff when they're looking for it?

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

dancing is cool, I'm surprisingly good at it too.

that's good news about the girlfriend missions, I hope you're right, they annoy me no end. Though I think Millie needs completing to get a key card or something. Michelle is just a fucking pain.

do you have to do the 2 player rampages to get 100%, are there any 1 player rampages????

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Like what? Usually each mission has a little yellow beacon on the map.

x-post

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I can never find tags when I look for them, they always appear when I have no spray can or when I'm in mid cop/gang fight.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah. Same here. I just make a mental note of where they were and then go back after I complete my mission.

I always have a spray can, though. Heck, there's always one in the bedroom.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm always swapping between spray can for the tags and camera for the snapshots in San Fierro.

Yeah I was upset about the Pig Pen too. Very poor.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe if I had told one of the dancers that I had some cocaine on me in the car.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw a pedestrian walking around with a box on his head in San Fierro.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Cheers JimD and Ste on the help. I finished the race no problems. I'm so happy!!!

Jonathan (Jonathan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

the user-defined marker on the map is a great help, if yr getting lost. en route to somewhere, flip to the map, get the cursor on where you want to go and flick the O button until a red blip appears on the map where you wanna be. then find the big red blip on the HUD map and follow that.

stevie (stevie), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i just won 200,000 on the horses.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Saturday, 13 November 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

how can anyone lose that first lowrider race??

Just install NITRO on your lowrider and use it whenever you can!

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Toaster. That was all my money that you probably won.

I also can't play pool anymore. Everytime I go into the Green Bottle, everyone puts their hands up or squats on the ground because I've whupped their asses one too many times, I guess.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

how can anyone lose that first lowrider race??

some of us just aren't that skilled with the lowrider cars. plus, there are different cars that qualify as lowriders, and some are just way easier to handle than others. the voodoo car made the race seem like a joke, but the other car I was using was horrible.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly though just go to the mod shop and put 5 or 10x nitro in your car... and then if you press L1 your car gets like 20 seconds of crazy acceleration boost!

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, explain this snapshots thing to me. I've not got any. Am I just meant to find nice things to take photos of? Or what? I don't get it.

JimD (JimD), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

it's an optional mission in san fierro, when you take all 50 pictures you get four weapon spawns at your SF safehouse. for a picture to count you need to have this little glowing camera icon in frame.

list of stuff that ISN'T needed to get 100% (i bought teh guide ha ha :( ):

2-player stuff
the arcade games
anything to do with the barbers, clothing shops, restaurants, tattooing, basketball, the RC missions, dancing, territory wars, gambling, girlfriends, mod garages, and the triathlons. OH, and unique jumps. thank fuck. I tried a few yesterday, and it took me like an hour to do five of them. i think that's everything

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

So dancing gets me nowhere? This game is soooooooo realistic.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 14 November 2004 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link

has anyone killed their girlfrieds yet & if so does it affect the game?

lucifer, Sunday, 14 November 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

well, if you kill them you don't get to date them.

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 14 November 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

girlfriends (soz)

lucifer, Sunday, 14 November 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

denise does my head in, if i stay with her and get full bar, does she give out?

lucifer, Sunday, 14 November 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

if you get Denise to 100% she gives you the pimp suit.

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 14 November 2004 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

ahh! cheers.

lucifer, Sunday, 14 November 2004 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

if i take denise to the chinese restaurant or the diner, she's had a miserable time. so now i just take her to the bar and do a bit of drive-by, every date's the same... does she just not like chinese food?

stevie (stevie), Sunday, 14 November 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

where is the chinese restaurant? I've taken her out for pizza or chicken, and she's content with that. she also likes dancing and 2 foot dildos.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

go to some areas where she like... denise, being a cheap ho, seems to hate posh places.

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 14 November 2004 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

(more) things that auggest that thought and care has been put into this project:

Radio stations have play lists rather than play orders (they're on shuffle play). And there are optional into/outros from the DJs for each song.

Being able to drive over small fences (but not smallish ones). Also swimming.

Just .. atmosphere. I yesterday realised that I've adjusted to the point that if I hear small-arms fire, I don't even assume it's about me until I get hit.

Changes I don't like:

Fat/muscle stuff. I understand now how it works, and how to make it work for me how to stop it working against me, so I know that you want to get really fat before eg the taxi missions, or really thin before a mission with a lot of swimming/running, but I don't see what good it does me. Why have I paid money to have a layer of stuff put between me and fun? See also:

Skill levels. Particularly the fact that they're not (as far as I can tell) actually skill as much as experience, and not interesting experience, just hours logged.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i think the skill refers to the dude's actual skills improving through the experience, like he drives a car better after driving for hours etc.

the fat stuff never bothered me but i havent played the taxi missions really.

does anyone know who "katie" is? on the "achievements" page apparently i've made 10% progress with her!!?? (but she doesn't even appear on the radar nor do i have recollections about meeting her? maybe i was drunk when i met her...............)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Sure, but it doesn't matter how skilfully you drive, you could just take the bmx and drive a circuit around Los Santos five times and you'd fill your gauge. I mean, I can see why it works that way in the world that it's based on. I just don't know why it's a good idea to put it in a game.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 15 November 2004 01:35 (nineteen years ago) link

the skill gained does give increased ability, at least it does with the guns. A mate of mine has racked up enough kills with the shotgun that he's at the point where he can hold two at once now!

SEA BASS BATTLE (haitch), Monday, 15 November 2004 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

katie's in san fierro, if you get her to 100% you get the medic uniform and you also get to keep all of your weapons whenever you're wasted thereafter.

the skills stuff isn't so great, i agree. mostly because i can't discern any actual difference between low and high skill levels, except in the case of the bikes. and the akimbo guns.

i think what aggravates me more than anything is THEY ONLY PLAY HALF OF FREEBIRD WHAT THE HELL. they cut off half the songs at their most awesome moments!!! the fat muscle stuff is stupid too, sounds good in theory but the constant maintenance is akin to a war sim or something.

anyone beaten the los santos arena yet? IT'S REALLY, REALLY AGGRAVATING. it doesn't really help that i'm apparently an awful driver, as i can't make any turns without piledriving into a wall.

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 15 November 2004 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i finally finished the main missions last night but only on 65% or something.

I'm a bit surprised that you don't have to do the unique jumps to get 100%! I suppose finding all the hidden objects will be hard enough.

Why do you need to be fat to do the taxi missions?

Yeah I don't like the arena games in this one, I can't get near first position on the los santos race and my car just becomes a wreck after a few laps. The bowl is stupid why have they adopted guns, it doesnt make any sense. the dirt track wasn't too bad but I did prefer it in vice city when you could take your time.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 15 November 2004 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link

You can't leave the taxicab until you've got 50 fares in a row, and so you start getting hungry. So you lose fat, then when you run out of that you lose muscle, and then max health. So big chubby Carl is a good idea.

The car in the Los Santos arena is very floaty, you have to turn by easing off on the acceleration rather than braking. Or so I'm told.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 15 November 2004 09:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i've only just passed the blood ring yesterday.. fucking hard but using the radar really helps

ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 November 2004 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

is anyone else getting loads and loads of slowing down and glitchiness? is my 5 year old playstation 2 not up to the job? it's not actually crashed out yet, but on saturday i was playing pool against someone standing in a white void, and whenever it rains it goes to about half speed...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 15 November 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I've had some odd slow-down moments, yeah.

the nitrous in the car makes it go a little doolally

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 15 November 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha dude, you don't need to do 50 fares IN A ROW. just 50 total. I like to keep myself at abt 30 percent fat anyway though, to keep the muscle maxed and to have a buffer if i run out of energy. just going around doing the tags and collecting oysters maxed my muscles and stamina :(

i finished the los santos arena today... the trick is to just bully yourself to the front in the first lap, use the PIT maneuver to push the other cars aside. after you get to first place you can pretty much take it easy, make sure you're careful w/every turn, be slow if you need to since it just takes a few nicks to make yr car explode.

yeah, sometimes I end up going faster than the game itself (?), with the world loading after i pass over it. it really pushes the ps2.

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I found the first territory trial really easy (is all the shooting in this game a piece of cake, or am I just used to it from playing Manhunt?). Are the rest any more difficult?

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i got really fat lately cos michelle likes a fat man

ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah michelle does my head in with her fussy size issues. Katie has given me the keys to her hearse though, she will soon be powerless etc.

Ooh and I now have the 'Turismo' car in my import garage.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:04 (nineteen years ago) link

so wehre do i find katie?? (is she in a hospital?)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:30 (nineteen years ago) link

why does Zero have to be in this game. I hate him.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't remember where i met her from I tend to just say 'yes' to any woman who speaks to me in the game. she now lives near the toll booths to the golden gate bridge, i think the area is called 'paradise'

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Why can't i get back into the Mod garage? I've been once at the start of a mission (the first time it appeared), I tried to return later and couldn't get in. Tried in a few different cars as well. What's going on?

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

do you know which garage it is? Certain garages only take specific cars, they usually say on their sign anyway. The street-race mod garage only takes a few types of car I think.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't know which one it is, I think it was at the start of the Carlos missions though.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i think that garage only works on low-riders

stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ah, i think you mean Cesar, and its a lowrider mod garage. Lowriders only which are things like the Slamvan, Majestic, the convertible with the bad cornering, the karate-kid type pimp car, probably a couple of others.

there are other mod garages indicated by a red spanner head on your map, these take normal cars.

xpost obv

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah Cesar - that's shockingly racist of me to call him Carlos!

Okay, so it's just lowriders, I should have probably guessed that. Ta.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

There's one that takes others on the long street at the north of Los Santos, but it still doesnt take everything (my plans for a bright pink securicar and matching motorbike down the drain).

And I think Katie was hanging around the tennis court in San Fierro when you first meet her.

lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I got hungry for something sweet awhile ago. I walked from room to room in the building looking for some candy. I found some peanut butter cups in the kitchen. When I picked them up, I half expected to hear a thoing and feel my control pad shake.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I just found the motorbike test centre, fuck those stoppy missions were really hard.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

arrgh i've been hanging around the tennis court for ages and still no katie :(

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I had to look this up:

"Katie is a nurse who lives in San Fierro. She can be found at the edge of the
avispa country club in San Fierro. To find her, go to the northeast corner of
the avispa country club (by the gym). Here, you should be able to see her
standing on a little grass hill by some bushes."

Grassy bits in a city, I must have mixed it up with the tennis courts.

lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i did well last night, although still some distance behind you lot. i rescued denise, won the cesar race (it is a piece of piss with the nitro isn't it? haha, sitll took me three goes though) and did the pimp missions. my driving skill is finally going up, still having bother with the shooting the russians mission, but i am getting there i think...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 13:58 (nineteen years ago) link

made it to Las Venturas last night. I love the Casino's.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, but i'm not sure how to play roulette properly. i just put money on everything. They won't let me play black jack or wheel of fortune as i'm shit at gambling, apparently.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Las Venturas looks great at night but it's a bit bare compared to Los Santos during the day. San Fierro is just Lego town.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

You need to just lay money on the "red" or "black" boxes on the roulette table at first. easier odds. once you win 4-5 times they increase your limit.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I love that shooting the russians mission, especially as you can shoot the boss from outside the door and not have to chase after him and potentially lose yr bearings (as I did first time) Grenades help a hella lot too, also on the funeral mission

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Toreno's Last Flight pissed me off to no end.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

which one was that?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

the one where you have to chase him down the freeway and shoot him down.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

it's great that the missions just never seem to end! (and i don't want them to) it's like... after one mission you're like holy crap that's the hardest mission ever! and there is one even harder just waiting for you. love it

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

started gang wars last night, and finally completed Just Business - what a great mission! x

stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I took the beach last night. Then only to lose two other areas because my hood came under attack whilst I was having a 'bazooka battle' with some policemen.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i love running from the police. sometimes i just set up on top of a building with my sniper and pick people off.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I had my first joyride in an FBI car last night, I managed to drive it about 3 feet before it was peppered with gun fire and exploded.

Running and climbing over garden fences gives a somewhat satisfying feeling of being on the run.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

CarsmileSteve and I are at the same point in the game, I think. I did take care of the Russians (finally) and accompolished my pimping missions. Denise and I went out on our first date as well.

In a way, I'm glad that it's taken me so long. I get the idea that I'll still be playing this game sometime into next spring. Long Cold Winter can eat my ass.

Don't get up onstage with the strippers at the PigPen. Learned that one the hard way.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

been doing some gang wars, so much fun. and so easy.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

hehe, reading this thread has made me think that i should be in some sort of GTA remedial stream, but good to see there are some others who haven't devoted every waking hour to it/are a bit rubbish like me :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i've completed like two missions, if i can't find an eight hour block to devote to it i just get frustrated and so have barely played it at all so far

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

you're probably ahead of me now, buthen I'm wrestling with footie manager too.

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

just completed the vigilante missions in the tank, with four stars on my ass all the way it was fucking great fun!

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I've beaten the main story missions. You people are in for some fucking insanity.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I'm getting towards the end of the san fierro missions now, but I've slowed down a lot, mostly because of Half Life.

JimD (JimD), Thursday, 18 November 2004 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone attempted the 'Beat The Cock' sub mission? Its a crazy Ironman contest against some other blokes, and a dude dressed as a 'cock'. I failed because on the cycling stage the checkpoint was incorrect at telling me to go right and I went tumbling down a cliff.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 18 November 2004 10:52 (nineteen years ago) link

ste, you're making things up now aren't you ;)

"beat the cock" indeed...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:03 (nineteen years ago) link

noooo, its trooo!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link

aw thanks guys for setting me and katie up!! we made sweet love last night.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Already!? I've been at her for days and i've only just got her car keys. Whats your secret?

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

keep prodding at it! so to speak. she's there pretty much every day after noon.

also, the crazy bitch likes car crashes

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

and millie tip! if you turn up to her place in the gimp suit (holding the big dildo possibly works too but i hadn't tried), you guys will just do kinky stuff at her house i.e. you don't even have to take her out!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i went to area 69 last night to check it out...got the 4 stars and went on a wild chase through the desert. ended up launching off the dam into the water. i died.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

When is Millie home? Every time I roll up she's away and my progress meter just keeps going down.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't remember actually.. i think it's late afternoon/early evening but i might be wrong!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 12:01 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway how come katie likes car crashes and she screams at you to go faster yet the game tells you you're going too fast ?! Fucked up ?

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

my theory is that you need to bump the car a lot (i haven't succeeded in the cruise yet after a couple of gos - but when you drive her normall and hit something she's all like "omg you're a maniac! i LOVE IT" and "car crashes get me hottt" so i'm guessing that'd be the tactics! i'm gonna try it out when i have a chance)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

haha blount, that's how I was with vice city - every time i'd casually pick it up I would boggle at how much there was to do, and so i just never played it. i've found that it's easier to get some momentum going with SA though, after you've gotten a few easy things done the rest just keeps coming and coming. actually, i'm pretty sure it's ruined me for the other two games.

(also ruined: MY LIFE)

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i just finished og locs house party mission.. thats funny shit

big chaki (chaki), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't played this for two weeks, it feels like too big of a commitment

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Can someone help me pass the friggin flight school mission where you have to shoot shit with toreno's fucking copter. i sat there for two and a half hours last night.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:26 (nineteen years ago) link

details?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

fly slowly as you approach the trucks, then blast rockets all over until you blow everything up.. then fly to the cars and use the machine gun.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

this is two hours after i sat for two hours before hand trying to fly the godamn planes through the rings. see my problem is my hands shake and i have a hard time keeping steady.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

use the in-cockpit view, sometimes makes it a little easier to get your bearings (like in the boats).

but yeah just blast away as ken says

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:40 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah i tried that and it was making me woozy. i had to put the game away or else i was going to throw my ps2 out the fucking window. then i proceeded to yell at my wife because i was pissed off.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

if you were woozy you would have had extraordinary luck

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:44 (nineteen years ago) link

im going to work on it tonight while i drink many adult beverages.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

"learn to fly Carl"

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

then i proceeded to yell at my wife because i was pissed off.

Aw, that's the worst, and I do it too - take out game frustrations on other people in real life. These days I try to make sure I take a bit of time in a room on my own after any GTA session, just to make sure I don't start spazzing out at people who don't deserve it.

JimD (JimD), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"Crazy" came on just after I had a bad date with Millie..
I'm crazy, crazy to think my love would hold you... I'm crazy for trying, crazy for crying, I'm crazy for loving you...

I almost cried.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you take her to the pizza place just around the corner? she threw a cup at me in there.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

nah, it was the cruising one a few days ago..

take her to the diner just down the hill. she loves that.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i feel a bit guilty we're talking about her behind her back like this - discussing the best way to get between her legs whilst she is thinking that she is doing a great job at two-timing us all!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

but don't think for a minute that she isn't talking about us to all her mates, so it's all fair.

well I'll be working on Katie at the weekend anyway, I seem to be able to please her quite easily now and I know where her special 'place' is.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

haha.. oops i confused millie with katie actually!!! (hence the cruising!) how bad a bf am i!

i just turn up to millies in the gimp suit and suddenly i don't have to take her out anywhere!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

My main problem with this game is that Kev and I can't play it together. We are both so bad tempered and playing it often leads to conversations like -

Him - "Where are you going? Get in the fucking car!"

Me - "I'm trying to!"

Him - "What the fuck are you doing! Shoot him!"

Me - "I'm trying to!"

Him - "Turn left! Left! Hurry up!"

Me - ......."I'm trying to!"

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

what about the two-player bits?? (i still haven't tried those!)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I just play alone now, otherwise it ends in tears.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

my wife typically just laughs at me when i play....i like to drive off cliffs as shortcuts.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

that's a point, actually cars in san andreas take surprisingly little (i.e. zero) damage when they fall off 100 feet high cliffs as long as they land the right way.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

yep. are all the casino's open in venturas? I can only find one thats open.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

The difference between me and my flatmate Tom is that when he fucks things up in GTA, he finds it funny. When I fuck things up, it makes me angry. So, when one of us is playing and the other is in the room, converstaions generally go:

(Tom playing)
Tom: oops, haha.
Me: FUCK! THE FUCKERS! YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT! SHIT!
Tom: haha.

Or

(Me playing)
Me: AAAAARGH! FUCK! SHIT!
Tom: haha.
Me: FUCKING SHUT IT!

JimD (JimD), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I find things like not being able to get on my bike, when you press triangle and CJ goes running manically down the road in the opposite direction on the vehicle you want to enter, etc remarkably funny and I dissolve into giggles, whereas he's sitting there fuming giving it

"FUCK SAKE JUST GET IN THE CAR AND STOP FUCKING AROUND WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT"

I think Tiger Woods 2005 is much better for his kind of temperament.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

! but when your putt misses by half a centimeter!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Aaargh!

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I've only been in two casinos, the others are just hotel suites.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

(and me and katie just had the fuck)

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

New Grand Theft Auto will rob you of your life

Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Saturday, 20 November 2004 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i found something to attach to the tractor, but not sure what to do with it.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 20 November 2004 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I just hit a plot point that most of you have already seen. Without revealing it, it does explain a few things that made me scratch my head. Like why Big Smoke was sneaking around his garage at the beginning of "Just Business".

This game ... At least it keeps me off the streets. The literal ones, anyway.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 November 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

did someone create a thread for remedial players yet?

i'm stuck on OG Loc, mainly because i keep trying to ride the bike up walls. should get there with a bit more practice / care but the way it's the third part of a three part mission means it takes a while to get into a position to retry.

the other thread open to me is lowrider racing but a) it tells me my driving skills suck and b) i need a lowrider and i totalled the only one i've seen.

koogs (koogs), Monday, 22 November 2004 09:20 (nineteen years ago) link

but the way it's the third part of a three part mission means it takes a while to get into a position to retry.

You saw that thing where as soon as the mission starts (at Sweet's house), you can hit right on the D-pad, and it'll skip to the start of the motorcycle bit?

It is a great mission in the sense that I kept getting further and further into it, and each time I'd get to the new bit and think "You're kidding! What a great game!" and then fuck up completely. This was missing from EG Wrong Side Of The Tracks. Also, as is always the case with everything, It took me ten retries to get as far as I did on my first attempt.

I'm still pretty remedial - still stuck in Los Santos, have to get past OG's first mission, though I haven't played it much.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 November 2004 09:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still pretty remedial - still stuck in Los Santos

(still not lovin' police)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 November 2004 09:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i just finished the last LS mission and have found my interest plummeting with the sudden shift. i think i'm pissed at myself for not taking a little more time to relish my victorious annexing of all 53 gang territories. btw, anyone else completely disappointed with gang recruiting? they're so fucking stupid, all they do is stand in front of my line of fire!!!

haha yeah, that OG loc mission is really frustrating. the real epiphany came for me when i realized you can't actually gun the dude down while he's on his bike... just follow him as close as you can and try not to crash, eventually he'll get off and you'll be able to cap him. helps to have a decent bike skill lvl, of course. mostly i'm finding myself pleasantly surprised at how accessable this game is, the only missions that have given me real trouble so far were Just Biz and Reuniting the Families, and i only had to redo those a couple times (and it was fun!). just for the hell of it I popped in GTA3 today and was mortified by how prehistoric and unintuitive it was, I think the refinement of the gameplay mechanics from there to vice city to SA has made things much much more playable - the game is still challenging, but not like abusively HARD.

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

haha Ade, I'm playing GTA3 now too (in open defiance until GTASA drops down to $19.99).

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I got past The Green Sabre and now I don't know what to think. I'm out in the woods, far from home. I had so many more GANG territories to take over! What about Denise?! I miss my motorcycle! I still had taxi missions to do! Now I'm stuck here in the sticks taking pictures for Tenpenny. I WANNA GO HOME!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Just made it into San Fierro. Is there another save spot at the beginning besides the one you start out at?
Also - mt. chilliad - wow

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

if you buy houses around then yes - there's a safehouse near chinatown and near other places where there is mission.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

> haha Ade, I'm playing GTA3 now too (in open defiance until GTASA drops down to $19.99).

GTA:VC should also be platinum if you don't have that.

i wasn't a fan of the first (got about 10% into it) and haven't played Vice City so we'll see how i get on with SA (it was a present - i'd've bought ratchet and clank, much more my style...)

i find it odd that i will quite happily go on a tri-state killing spree and shoot anything that moves, mow down pedestrians with a fork-lift etc but i stick to my vegetarian diet in all the food places...

koogs (koogs), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

luddite!! my constitution is too delicate to withstand playing GTA3 again. which is kind of a pity, bcz i never even beat it :(

PP, your pain is my pain.

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i bought GTA3 for $20 and was given Vice City so I'm not too concerned.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anybody completed the Trucker missions? The last one is an absolute bitch.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Like I said before, I'm up in the woods. I went ahead and drove back to Los Santos. It was all changed! The gang territories from my map were gone. Why? Because the Ballas run everything now! They were all leanin' on Ryder's car on Grove Street! Messin' with me as I went to my garage and whatnot.

Thomas Wolfe was right. You can't go home again.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Vengeance will be yours.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

pp, im at the same point in the game as you! what clothes are you guys wearing?

big chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

stripey jumper, black rimmed specs, bald head. I look quite sensible.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link

did OG Loc on third try last night (turned the car over on the first two, once in the fountain in Pershing Square (how?) and once by taking a shortcut over the interstate where there was no bridge...). just gave up trying to shoot him en route and took the bike part easy.

been nice spotting LA landmarks i'm familiar with: Encounters at LAX, Westin Bonaventure, Santa Monica Pier, the 101 etc. do the following exist in the game: Bradbury Building, Ennis Brown House, Capitol Building, Griffith Observatory...?

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(partial) list of real-life buildings in San Andreas here:

http://www.gtagaming.com/sanandreas/compare

includes the Forth Bridge!

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link

okay so I'm now actually having regular dreams at night about this game.
Last night I dreamt that Maxine (coronation st) had come round to my mansion for a party, then a GTA mission started. I had to drive her back to her bedroom on a sofa and avoid hitting anything. If I hit anything my "Cheap" meter went down.
Needless to say I lost the mission right at the end when I got the sofa stuck on a wall. The mission ended with a message "Is salmon good enough for you?"

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, Chaki. I feel so remedial since I haven't opened up Vegas and had sex with the space aliens or whatever happens in this game.

I've got gray pants, a black running shirt, an afro and beard, and shades. I was wearing a cowboy hat for awhile, but then I decided oh for crying out loud, a cowboy hat???

I met some white girl on top of a building in Blueberry last night. SHe was shooting at targets. I went up to her to talk, but she said that I was too muscled up for her tastes! What the ... ? WHERE IS THIS GIRL IN REAL LIFE?

No, no, I'm teasing. I've already got a girlfriend. AND HER NAME IS DENISE AND SHE LIKES TO DO DRIVE-BY'S!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Salmon?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

PP, when you head back to grove street, I recommend you kill a few ballas on the street. I've been back a couple of times, and when I went on a short killing spree, my respect increased. I'm not sure who is respecting me, but somebody is showing me some love.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Is "The House":

http://www.gtagaming.com/image.php?i=/images/sanandreas/similarities/thepad.jpg

the same one that tim allen's character in "galaxy quest" lives in?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

computer says "Yes"

http://www.jetsetmodern.com/koenigarticle.htm

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

wow I got dumped in the countryside by tenpenny and his cronies. it's lonely out there. I just met caesar's crazy friend.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

The only thing missing from Cesar's crazy friend is her winning a whiskey shot contest with a Sherpa.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

CAtalina is a pain in the ass

big chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/kenjuggle2/emilylondoneye.jpg

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

ken, you are a nutball

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

GIMP SUIT. I love the gimp suit. I like doing missions in the gimp suit.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i found a girl on top of a roof, it was near some paper gun targets. I think she rejected me or something but now I can't seem to get her back there. Where has she gone ?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

and i found another one of those Beat The Cock missions, I swam and cycled for what seemed like ages and finally cycled up to the fourth place guy and thought what the heck and decided to shoot him in the face. I got disqualified, blimey who would've thought it.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

GIMP SUIT + AVIATORS + GOLD CHAIN!

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

any tips on the "air raid" mission on top of Z's crappy shop? i've nothing to do apart from that to carry on & it's making me want to boot the tv out of the window.
also where's the flying school? i've found the others car, bike etc... but no plane yet.

lucifer, Thursday, 25 November 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

use the radar while doing that mission - it really helps.

the flying school will be shown to you during a later mission

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

although are you sure there's nothing else to do? i thought Zero's shop missions aren't really required in the main plot (i've only heard this from someone else though).

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

are there any more bonus RC missions other than the biplane one at Zero's place? Are there no RC Bandit races?

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Please tell me how to do better at the flying school as it's currently making me tear my hair out. I can take-off and land fine, but when it comes to actually moving the damn thing... nada.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

unfortunately it seems like practice is really the key here dom! there's not really a hard and fast rule of how best to handle the plane - it really is a bit of an art! From experience i found it better to not be constantly adjusting the plane as you move about as that usually make things worst, slow down the plane if you need to manoeuvre the plane a lot.. use the L2 and R2 more and left analog less (as that keeps the plane more steady).

But it's really worth putting in the time on this now because you're going to really need the skills for some missions later!!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

cheers ken, i've just bought the airfield for james woods (not sure of characters name) and the only other mission is Z's.

also across from the garage is another garage with a blue house logo saying i can't purchase it yet. when do i get that?

lucifer, Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah you need to learn to fly before the rest of the missions are available.

kens right about later missions, especially the naval base one. oooh.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

the car showroom (blue house logo) is only available once you pass the driving test missions and then the extra set of missions at your garage (which become available after the driving tests)

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Do the planes fly like the RC plane/Skimmer from Vice City?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

have done all driving tests apart from last one "city slick". it's a toughy! any tips?

lucifer, Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

each plane handles a bit differently but definitely an improvement on VC. The private jet for instance is great to fly once you take off but the fighter jet took me a while to get used to as it has 2 flying modes.

the skimmer is back as well and a lot easier to take off from the water than in VC.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

City slick, i didn't drive with my foot down all the way that's all I can remember from my attempt.

i always push forward on the left analogue stick when i am approaching hills, this increases the camera angle on the car so you can see what's in front of you.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

this game has a fucking FIGHTER JET?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not even the best thing mate ;)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm finding i have to go to the bookies to get money cos i keep running out! how you guys making money?

lucifer, Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

if you get to the later missions you can earn megabucks.. also, if you do zero's missions you end up with his shop, and other places you can earn cash. ambulance missions are pretty good money earner.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

once you finish the driving test and you finish the extra missions at the garage (there's only a few) the Vehicle Export crane becomes available, they pay you good money for some of the cars.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

cheers! i'll give 'em a try.

lucifer, Thursday, 25 November 2004 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

For Air Raid, make sure to shoot ahead of the planes, not directly at them. This'll make it (relatively) easy. Now, Supply Lines... that's just basically unwinnable. People have done it, but it's just not worth it. Luckily, Zero's missions aren't necessary to complete the storyline.

How to make lots of money easily: Bet on the horses. Always pick the one with highest odds. Soon, you'll have too much dough. Way too much.

As far as flying goes, make sure to retract the landing gear after takeoff. This should make things a great deal easier.

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Thursday, 25 November 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

for Supply Lines you need to go low and, if you can, behind them. and infinite ammo so remember to just keep blasting.

I personally think its worth it just to see the next crazy Zero mission (which is a lot easier thank god), it's not worth it for the extra cash which isn't really that much. you need to do it for 100% though.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 November 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome mission
http://www.pc.lark.btinternet.co.uk/Bigfootpwns.jpg

chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 25 November 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

That's about the funniest and stupidest thing I've seen all day.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 26 November 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

chaki, you should be involved with the next gta.

lucifer, Friday, 26 November 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

So I found a new pastime in this game at the weekend. ARSON!!

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 29 November 2004 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh, I did too! I found a flame thrower and spent ten minutes just setting things on fire. Like policemen.

I finally got through the Catalina missions. My last one was the four-wheelin' hillbillies one. I kept solving the mission, but getting Catalina back to the hideout was difficult. Once, I went up a hill on the four-wheeler. We fell off because it was too steep, and the quad ROLLED OVER CATALINA AND KILLED HER! Another time, one of the hillbillies fell off the bridge that we ramped over, and I had to dive down to the bottom of the creek to get the case. Of course, Catalina followed me in and promptly got run over by a speedboat.

¡Idiota!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 29 November 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

PP, you make solving these missions seem so boring.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Monday, 29 November 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

and tonight i found a JUMBO JET! to fly, hidden in a hanger.

i just keep finding more missions as well, I now have helicopter and airplane races to attempt.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Am I giving too much away? I figured that most of you all were pimpin' in Vega$ by now.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm about to get to San Fierro. I just got my first rocket launcher, which is good, and used it to shoot down a police helicopter, which is good. Which then fell on top of me, which is bad.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Only in the short term.

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post Sorry PP, my post came out wrong. My point is that when you fail at missions, like the one with Catalina, it just sounds like it's more fun than simply finishing the mission. I think everyone is all over the place by now. I'm in San Fierro, where, like others, I can't solve Zero's missions, and seem incapable of making my girlfriends happy. :(

Jonathan (Jonathan), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I gotcha, jonathan. I'm lighthearted about it here maybe, but trust me, I was ready to get past some of these missions long ago.

Like I'm tired of losing the damn weapons test by one gunshot, over and over. Stupid Booth A Guy!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck those shooting range missions are tedious aren't they. i don't seem to have any success with the shotgun.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man, i haven't played for like a fortnight, stupid floorsanding/going out drinking/partying/going to work :(

i am still, how you say, "in los santos" and feeling like class dunce at the moment. might have a few hours tonight if the missus will let me...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 10:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I finally left Los santos last night. feeling bad that I didn't do more gang wars and tags.

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

yes... my brother had got all the areas when he left Los Santos; i was about halfway there but didn't know i was about to leave Los Santos, otherwise i would've made a concerted gang war effort...

stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man, i haven't played for like a fortnight, stupid floorsanding/going out drinking/partying/going to work :(

quote of the year

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 10:52 (nineteen years ago) link

You can still go back to Los Santos and do tags though.

*****SPOILER ALERT******
"Gang wars do eventually come back"

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

that spoiler was supposed to be in white text, sorry.

I've done up my Slamvan nicely, with a fiery paint job and wheel covers. Just a shame that it gets wrecked whenever I take it out the garage.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm in San Fierro doing the Wu Zi missions and have still not seen a single rampage! WTF?

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

there's a two player on in (iirc) montgomery, right by the fire station

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh, there aren't any, apart from the two-player ones.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I attempted the Burglar missions for the first time last night, not quite what I was expecting in comparison to the Ryder mission. I thought it would be - Mission 1:'collect x objects from house y' etc. Instead it's quite a cool free for all drive around houses just racking up items for cash.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

It's always a jolt to walk into a house and see a roomfull of gangstas sitting in the dark, waiting for you.

And that Basic Instinct-era Sharon Stone person has some balls leaping up and running at me like that.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the cameo in 'Farewell, My Love.'

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

hurrah, i got loads done last night, still in LS though, but i guess i must be getting close to escaping.

denise is a pain in the arse though...

i also realised that constant reloads after failing missions is not the way forward as they give you guns on lots of them and repeating increases one skill levels.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I told you that on Thursday!!

Catalina is *very* annoying

and the long drives in the badlands??? oh my days

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Catalina seems like such a long time ago now...

What do I need to do to get the rest of the Madd Dogg missions? Finish with Toreno or do the heist?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

what missions are currently available? what was the last mission you did?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i like how catalina sings daft punk whilst having sex.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link

its tempting to load up gta3 again just so you can kill her at the end, she's THAT annoying!

where can i find the riot van again?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Ste: I've just done the sky crane mission, Toreno's missions are still to be completed, him and Zero are all that's available at the moment, as I still need to get that damn key.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i managed to leave sky-crane mission until i'd finished the main game, what about the main casino missions have you done them? (on the left as you enter the casino) If so have you done any more missions on Los Santos since finishing them?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm currently trying to build up my skill levels. Last night, I drove my motorcycle from Los Santos to Montgomery back to Los Santos to San Fierro. My car driving skills are still shit (not as easy to weave in and out of traffic) and I still can't beat Booth 3 Guy in the shotgun competition. I enjoy driving tanker trucks these days, though. Nice relaxing way to earn a couple grand.

I'm also finding it much more relaxing to come home and go out with Denise than it is to deal with Catalina. Just like college.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a bit torrent of the 20-minute video introduction to the game over at SA. Supposedly it is inluded with the soundtrack sampler which is coming out soon.

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

PP you had two girlfriends in college?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i have stopped playing for a few days. my brain was hurtin

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I've started to locate where more helicopters are across the map, which is highly useful given the size of the place.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i also realised that constant reloads after failing missions is not the way forward as they give you guns on lots of them and repeating increases one skill levels.

-- CarsmileSteve

I told you that on Thursday!!

-- Porkpie

sorry, i meant to give you props for this tip, homie (oh dear).

also i was rather surprised when Los Angeles was mentioned in one of the cut-scenes rather than Los Santos...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

can someone give me the time line that the whore who likes me to come over in the gimp suit and fuck the shit out of her... likes me to show up? i spend hours roaming around and get pissed and kill people cuz she is never home.

excuse me engrish

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i usually find the girls at home in mid afternoon, after 12:00 anyway. but someone might be able to provide more accurate times ?

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

The only thing I know about Millie (the gimp suit loving lady) is that if anybody gives you a time to find her at her house, it's guaranteed she won't be there then when you actually play the game. For a nymphomaniac she's pretty difficult to get hold of.

lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i met a girl on top of the ammunation in whetstone (i think) today, and she dissed me for being too muscly. So i shot her in the head.

stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

youre the second person on this thread to say that

chaki in charge (chaki), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Grand Theft Auto: Lego City

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 2 December 2004 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

wow!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 December 2004 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

man, this shits funny

I don't believe it myself but it's amazing reading some of those posts and how deep some of the players got themselves into the myth.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, I thought *I* was nuts about this game.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw that sasquatch cheering me on at the beginning of my car race against Catalina's new boyfriend! I thought at first that Chaki's photoshop had come to life and it was Chewbacca.

And the lego city thing is pretty funny. Has anyone else seen any funny shit when you just leave the game for awhile? While I was on the phone, apparently Carl starved to death or something because when I came back to the game hours later, he was standing in front of the hospital out in the country. The camera was zooming in on the boobs of the country girl in the pink dress and also on the butt of the cowgirl. Everything was in widescreen, too.

I chased and killed the courier last night, but the briefcase burned up in the ensuing fire. Such is the [thug] life.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

wait.. you saw bigfoot?

chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

He was standing on a pile of logs, shaking his fist in an Arsenio "woot-woot" fashion, as the clock counted down to start the race.

I am not kidding.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit

chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

denise is never ever ever there when I go to her house. I just finished catalina's last mission. her missions were easy. I had minor difficulty with the one where you rob the petrol tanker until I realised the solution was not to run away from the dudes following, but to jump out and kill them and then safely and slowly drive away.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

haha yeah! it's funny cos the first time i played that mission, i actually hit a lamppost or something, and the car chasing me got really confused and drove off the road and exploded!! so i didn't have to get out of the car at all, but as soon as i tried to reverse back out of the ditch i was in the thing came detached and i failed the fucking mission. but discovered the you can get out of the truck and shoot tactic the next time.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Radio stations have play lists rather than play orders (they're on shuffle play). And there are optional into/outros from the DJs for each song.

And! The presenters comment when you finish a high-profile mission! Like framing someone for example.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

It's fun to read this thread and try to imagine that everyone is talking outside the context of a video game.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I love how the radio DJs all have problems with each other as well (Sage and Tommy Smith, Julio G and Fortright MC).

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i just got awarded a 'stunt plane', which seems to be a smaller type of bi-plane to that of the crop duster, and shoots out red smoke instead of pesticide.

Does anyone know what a Euros car looks like?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

there are set times that the girls are supposed to be home, but there's also a glitch where girlfriend [x] won't actually be available for dating for days on end. the only consistent way around this, that i've found, is to load up a game, head to her house and enter the faster clock cheat code (Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1, Triangle, O, Triangle) and just wait until the red marker pops up, at which point you make note of the in-game time and day, reload and wait until then to take her out.

in a chilling reflection of my real world experience, i've ended up killing all the GFs immediately after getting them to 100% (ok, only denise. i think i have to keep katie alive in order to keep my weapons when i get wasted) It is quite aggravating though, my mans is fuckin cock diesel and these bitches want him to turn into a LARDBEAST :((( if only i didn't have this fetishistic obsession with getting CJ new outfits. he looks so cute in his hick overalls :(

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

where you rob the petrol tanker until I realised the solution was not to run away from the dudes following

The most important thing I learned about this is that pressing START and mapping out the correct route makes everything much easier. If you go off the wrong way, those hicks will eventually shoot your truck up enough to kill you.

What video game, Nick?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The trucking missions with three stars are kind of a pain in the ass. Particularly the one to Los Santos Docks, wher I learned the hard way that while the oil tanker will fit under the tunnel to the west of Verdant Bluffs, other truck loads aren't so lucky.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Oooh, nice tip.

Those three-star missions are so dorky. As soon as you pull into the red circle, the helicopter flys away, the cops stop shooting and walk off, the cars turn off their lights... and there's CJ, same ol' gangsta standing next to the same ol' illegal eighteen-wheeler.

Oooh, I just realized that they need to make a Smokey & The Bandit game, set in the Carter-era mid south.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 December 2004 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I happened to save this thread on the 17th. Let's see if it'll let me repost the deleted messages...


I just got the spoiler for the next edition: GTA: Rwanda.

-- Tom Tilden (lonky@hotmail.com), December 2nd, 2004 10:31 PM.
ihttp://www.jucaushii.ro/news/kitt.jpg

-- Sasha (ahmar...), December 2nd, 2004 10:32 PM. (sgh)
i just want to say.

this thread is the first one from which i got a real sense of community on ILX. for sure homies!!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), December 3rd, 2004 12:16 AM. (ken c)
my current look:

black hoodie
black khakis
black hat
black sneakers
red tint glasses
big silver chain

I'm liking san fierro

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), December 3rd, 2004 1:56 AM. (porkpie)
the final trucking mission gives you a 4 star wanted level, i have yet to do this one. its a real c**t

I like the way PP solved the bigfoot rumour that seems to have got so many avid GTA explorers in a tizzy, with one sweet abrupt response.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 1:57 AM. (Fuzzy)
I'm wearing a biker jacket with jeans shorts, a red beret, and knee-length snakeskin boots. No wonder Sweet thought I'd gone soft.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 3rd, 2004 2:00 AM. (Dom Passantino)
When in San Fierro: white vest, leopard cowboy hat, boxing boots, Africa pendant, red shades, black boxers.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 3rd, 2004 2:04 AM. (afarrell)
i hate the way that it leaves you with the cycle shorts after you've attempted bike missions.

has anyone noticed the street dealers? I saw a car stop next to one and someone got out, did a deal, and got back in the car again. I shot the dealer (who tried to shoot me back) and there was loads of cash on the floor.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 2:13 AM. (Fuzzy)
the dealers are the single easiest way to get money in the game. there seem to be a grillion of them after you start the gang wars, whereas earlier there are only occasional ones.

one of the damn fools was on grove street itself the other day, he lasted all of a quarter of a second before i blew his head off...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), December 3rd, 2004 3:17 AM. (CarsmileSteve)
when I approach a dealer it always asks me to respond positively or negatively, but whichever button I press always seems to be a negative response. whats with that?

the crafty Ballas are persistantly trying to win back the old train yard area, mad fckers.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 3:25 AM. (Fuzzy)
you can do kind of a circuit at the toip of grove street, where there's a cross shaped alleyway with a police bribe. They just keep re-spawning and you can make shedloads.

zero's air raid mission though? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), December 3rd, 2004 3:28 AM. (porkpie)
and Zero with his whiney voice on the last mission, i wanted to drop the bloody bomb on him instead.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 3:48 AM. (Fuzzy)
"oh shitski"

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 3:54 AM. (Fuzzy)
how goes it my sibling?

aaarrrgggghhhh

Can I shoot him?

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), December 3rd, 2004 3:55 AM. (porkpie)
i) trying to get all gold at the driving school is a soul-destroyingly awful experience
ii) i kind of want to kill david cross now. I know he didn't actually design his missions, but it would be a symbolic gesture.

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 3rd, 2004 5:33 AM. (Adrian Langston)
Trying to get all gold at pilot school is something else entirely. City Slicking feels like a walk in the park compared to Circle Airstrip.

What's up with that one part of San Fierro Harbor that you can't fly too near without getting a five-star wanted level? I was merely descending to collect my daily loot from Wang Cars and received a surface-to-air missile for my trouble.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 3rd, 2004 5:38 AM. (dayan)
city slicking i think i can beat given enough time. the one that kills me is the burn and lap, it seems physically impossible to finish in 35 seconds or less. my powerslides are PERFECT and yet i can never do better than an 8 second lap. i'm gonna destroy my controller soon :(

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 3rd, 2004 6:17 AM. (Adrian Langston)
Its a naval base, you do a mission on the aircraft carrier later on.

i hate the alley roll mission at the driving school.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 6:21 AM. (Fuzzy)
Are Zero's missions essential to the storyline? Cause they annoy the shit out of me.

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 3rd, 2004 6:49 AM. (calstars)
the first one is.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 3rd, 2004 6:51 AM. (Chris V)
if you don't complete them you'll be left with that big smug 'Z' on your radar all the time just to remind you of how weak you are

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 6:54 AM. (Fuzzy)
But they suck...I finished the first one after two tries, but I can't be hassled with that fucking toy plane. Why did R* configure all the controls differently for it? What a pain in the ass.
So I can just continue on now, having done the first one?

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 3rd, 2004 6:59 AM. (calstars)
As Ken C said above, this also one of my favorite threads. I try not to talk about Grove Street so much with my friends, family, and co-workers.

The whole Bigfoot thing is just another example of some of the numb reactions I have to San Andreas. I remember playing Super Mario Brothers one night long ago and hitting the "world" that had OMG FLYING TURTLES. And how crazy and shocked I was at that. (Seems like there's already a "Moments in video games that made you load your pants" thread somewhere on here.) This game has soooooo many moments like that already that when Sasquatch came along, I was just sitting there, thinking "Okay, all right... !"

****SPOILER****SPOILER****
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,

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Wu Zu's gonna turn out to be blind, isn't he?

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-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 3rd, 2004 7:16 AM. (Pleasant Plains)
Ding ding ding.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 3rd, 2004 7:18 AM. (Dom Passantino)
The Terminator 2 moment in Los Santos, also.

Chasing the courier on a fast motorbike is incredible.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 3rd, 2004 7:28 AM. (afarrell)
This game has soooooo many moments like that already that when Sasquatch came along, I was just sitting there, thinking "Okay, all right... !"

I think the moment I realized that this wasn't like any other video game I'd ever played was after Green Sabre, when the game transitions to the Badlands chapter; I was in a completely alien environment, bereft of weapons, Denise, runnin' crew, and any sense of where I actually was. I drove around the hills on my Sanchez listening to Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" and actually started to feel a little confused and betrayed, given the recent plot developments.

There's also a real difference between friends of mine who are obsessed with SA and friends of mine who are not. It absolutely builds community amongst its devotees, simply due to the sheer commitment that's involved in getting anywhere with it.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 3rd, 2004 7:44 AM. (dayan)
Yeah, I think the country areas are my favorite areas of the game, the biggest, most welcome surprise this time around.

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 3rd, 2004 7:49 AM. (calstars)
Daniel, OTM. The whole plot change totally threw me too. I'd never even contemplated how the other islands would figure into the game before that.

***********SPOILER ALERT ---- SPOILER ALERT************.....
My 'moment' in the game was after getting back to LS and the riots breaking out. Just wandering around the streets with fires blazing and peds running around with stolen tv's. choppers everywhere, cops being dragged out of cars. Amazing.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 8:13 AM. (Fuzzy)
I'm glad the bigfoot rumours are still going strong, the "I finished San Andreas and got 100% and gold in all the schools in 4 days and my cousin works at rockstar so I KNOW what's true and what isn't" people on the gta board I look at sometimes all seem to have gotten over it now and just swear at anyone who mentions it for lying. It'd be great if it was actually true. And it hasn't stopped me walking around Mount Chiliad on a misty day looking for it.

There's a popular rumour about a chainsaw weilding psycho that hangs around the Panopticon aswell. I've been trying to look for him too, but hearing a plane buzzing overhead usually scares me enough to run out of the place and nearly give me a heart attack. I may be taking this game a bit too seriously.


-- lupine lupin (lupinelupi...), December 3rd, 2004 11:18 AM. (lupinelupin)
It looked like Sasquatch, guys. You all are starting to make me doubt my own eyes, though. Could've been a really big, hairy hillbilly with no pants, I guess.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 3rd, 2004 11:54 AM. (Pleasant Plains)
I SAW A DOLPHIN TODAY AND SWAM WITH IT!!!!!

-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...), December 3rd, 2004 12:06 PM. (chaki)
how goes it my sibling?
aaarrrgggghhhh

Can I shoot him?

in the first mission you could! he's on the ceiling with you and you can aim your gun at him! i did a few times out of sheer frustration.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), December 3rd, 2004 12:17 PM. (ken c)
when i finished vice city i had absolutely no desire to play the game ever again. whereas when i get more or less everything done in san andreas i'm totally going to play it from the beginning again.

but i have to give it a couple of months' break or i'll really lose my job

-- ken c (pykachu10...), December 3rd, 2004 12:20 PM. (ken c)
i didn't buy the sasquatch thing for a SECOND pp >:o

chaki i swam with teh dolphins too, it was ENCHANTING!!!!! it's funny how the character model is almost completely static, it looks like it's moving around in a diorama

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 3rd, 2004 1:28 PM. (Adrian Langston)
yeah wandering around the countryside at night in the fog has now taken on a bit of eerie turn since I learnt about this whole bigfoot thing.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 3rd, 2004 2:15 PM. (Fuzzy)
[wolf1.gif]

AHHH-WOOOOOOOOO!

("Did you hear something?"
"No, did you?"

OC: [sound of rustling leaves]

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 3rd, 2004 2:44 PM. (Pleasant Plains)
Does anyone know if the 'n.o.e.' mission is essential? Cause I finally passed 'Learning to Fly' but it took me hours and hours.

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 8th, 2004 6:37 AM. (calstars)
Does anyone know if the 'n.o.e.' mission is essential? Cause I finally passed 'Learning to Fly' but it took me hours and hours.

Yes (the airstrip missions are pretty essential, as it turns out), and it's not very hard at all if you think about it for a few minutes. Think about some alternate routes you could take.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 8th, 2004 7:49 AM. (dayan)
Congrats on passing the Learning To Fly mission, 57th. I'm still stuck on the "Circle Airstrip and Land" which is driving me crazy. Oh, and if anyone had problems finishing Circle Airstrip (like I did), then I recommend leaving the air strip for awhile. You get a number of calls from Toreno making fun of you for not getting your pilot's licence. They're kinda funny.

-- Jonathan (jonathan_m...), December 8th, 2004 8:29 AM. (Jonathan)
learn to fly, carl!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), December 8th, 2004 8:39 AM. (ken c)
remember you don't have to keep your finger on the throttle all the time, apart from when climbing. Descending increases your airspeed anyway. you dont need to keep moving the stick either, the plane will happily stay in a banking position for a while if you let go.
and landing just make sure you stop facing forward down the runway, othwerwise it will punish you on percentage. don't touch down too early or you will waste time taxiing up to the red finish blob.

xpost (haha ken exactly what i was thinking)

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 8th, 2004 8:43 AM. (Fuzzy)
'touch down'=wheels hitting the runway, not pressing the down button, btw.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 8th, 2004 8:46 AM. (Fuzzy)
its the damn driving school that's proving to be a pain for me. That stupid effing car in City Slicker drives like it's on ice.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 8th, 2004 8:51 AM. (Fuzzy)
Top tips for city slicker: cross across in front of the three towers, and one the way back there's a tiny gap just before the factory that you can use to get onto the rail tracks.

I can't believe I eventually got gold on the wheelie challenge.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 8th, 2004 8:59 AM. (afarrell)
I found that steering the plane mostly with the rudder (L2/R2) was the key to getting Circle Airstrip, since using the analog stick exclusively makes you much more prone to overcorrection, as Ste points out. Banking is a tough skill to learn, but it's much easier to complete the circle by using the rudder than it is the analog stick.

Also, going counterclockwise seems much easier, for whatever reason, than clockwise (in much the same fashion as Burn and Lap - going clockwise it's well-nigh impossible, but I actually got gold going counterclockwise). I still don't know quite how I managed to get gold on City Slicker, but the Hotknife is well worth the hours I spent in driving school.

Also, how great is Black Project? That might be my favorite GTA mission ever. It even made Green Goo and Architectural Espionage interesting by association. (Also please note that even after you've taken out the SAM installations in Area 69, fighter jets will still scramble and shoot you down if you pass over it. Whoops.)

Although I did steal and garage two FBI Ranchers as a result.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 8th, 2004 9:03 AM. (dayan)
i kept going on about how difficult alley oop was to my flat mate and how i'd attempted it a billion times to just get a bronze, he tried 3 times and then got a gold. bloody showoff.

my one and only FBI rancher boost attempt was spectacularly laughable at least, resulting in everybody on fire, fbi men burning to death, me laughing and getting in fbi car, realising that the car was wedged between two walls. result - peppered to death by hundreds more fbi men who didn't take kindly to me burning their colleagues.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 8th, 2004 9:13 AM. (Fuzzy)
My FBI Rancher boost, if I may brag, was genius. I flew over the restricted area in a stuntplane after Black Project, realized what I'd done, and got shot down. After parachuting down, there were Ranchers and FBI men waiting for me; I mowed them all down with my minigun, stole a passing motorcycle, and beat it like hell back to Verdant Meadows. Somehow I got into the AC tower and saved the game; when I came out, my wanted level was gone and the FBI men who'd assembled had disappeared from their Ranchers. I very casually drove them into the garage and parked them neatly next to my NRG-500.

I later attempted to do this again and failed spectacularly. I deeply, deeply wish you could bling out the FBI Ranchers.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 8th, 2004 9:29 AM. (dayan)
the positioning of the derelict runway save point makes it great for stealing tanks and garaging them. i only found out recently too that you could use the big hangar opposite the tower for saving planes

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 8th, 2004 9:33 AM. (Fuzzy)
zero's plane mission is infuriating! I shot all the fuckers and then it made me fly back to the shop and I ran out of time, all my other attempts resulted in pathetic failure after only shooting one or two guys.

and I really really REALLY hope this bigfoot/chainsaw psycho rumour is true! it wouldn't have been hard to do surely!

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), December 8th, 2004 12:06 PM. (Ronan)
Re: Circle Airstrip and Land, I must have tried that mission 50 times at least before I passed. I even got so fed up I put the game up on ebay, giving up forever. Then the next morning I had second thoughts... The first few times I got through the coronas to the landing strip I didn't realize I had to put the landing gear down and was crashing and burning like crazy...Probably the most frustrating mission in GTA history.

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 8th, 2004 12:57 PM. (calstars)
I have high hopes for bigfoot and chainsaw blokey too. The people on the other boards who think the rumours are false, bear in mind that these people said the same thing about planes falling out of the sky just because they hadn't had it in their games, and thought they knew every detail of the game. I like the idea that Rockstar may have only made bigfoot visible on very misty days, so that the screenshots end up looking like real life bigfoot sightings and no one ever believes anyone.

N.O.E. took me around 3 hours (not in one go), and I was flying along what I thought was the easiest route. The probñem was spending 7 or 8 minutes on each mission attempt, then failing by being rubbish at landing.

-- lupine lupin (lupinelupi...), December 8th, 2004 1:33 PM. (lupinelupin)
I have found a few glitches. Most of them are harmless, just CJ's head going through walls and shit. However, I learned the hard way not to crowd my garage with motorcycles. I tried to get on one, got stuck standing on top of it, and couldn't get down. I wound up having to blow myself and the garage up.

(Yes, I could have just reloaded the game, but what fun is that?)

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 8th, 2004 2:22 PM. (Pleasant Plains)
Anyone else in favor of starting a new thread, vol 2? This mutha is a pain in the ass to load by now...

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 8th, 2004 4:00 PM. (calstars)
I was thinking of starting GTA threads based on Los Santos, San Fierro, or Las Venturas, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm getting out of hand with this game.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 8th, 2004 4:16 PM. (Pleasant Plains)
today has been TRIUMPHANT!!! not only did i get all gold at driving school (i expected the hotknife to suck btw, but it's easily the best car in the game!!), but i completely pwned supply lines. I'm gonna go flex in front of the mirror now.

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 8th, 2004 11:29 PM. (Adrian Langston)
zero's plane mission is infuriating! I shot all the fuckers and then it made me fly back to the shop and I ran out of time, all my other attempts resulted in pathetic failure after only shooting one or two guys.

and with that, your humiliation, is complete.

i slightly cheated during that mission.. it's so much easier when you get close to the guys to actually land the plane and shoot them from the floor! (and use L1 and R1 to turn - it works especially well when they're stuck behind traffic) still took a few goes, mind.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), December 9th, 2004 3:22 AM. (ken c)
tonight i will mostly be concentrating on winning the motorbike checkpoint mission at the boat yard in San Fierro. Has anyone done this yet? It's so friggin hard to get some of the rings high up at the sides. I suppose focus and concentration (and practice) are the key.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 9th, 2004 3:52 AM. (Fuzzy)
and ken, i think that's how I completed supply lines too.

so many great vehicles in this game, currently i'm loving the Dumper Truck!

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 9th, 2004 3:59 AM. (Fuzzy)
haha, i could've sworn i'd ranted about the NRG challenge on here already. it fucking BRUTALIZED me, i spent maybe three days straight trying to get it (i can't believe my controller has survived this far btw). i heard all sorts of tips about how to line up the jumps correctly and how to maximize your speed going up the half-pipe, but for some reason none of it worked for me. so you basically just have to refine your routine as tightly as you can and learn which angles will actually be able to propel you towards those high rings (the ones i ended up using were pretty fucking outlandish).

the trick with supply lines: i thought it was unwinnable until i realized that when you shoot at the two couriers who abandon their vehicles, they will chase after you on foot. those two couriers are also the ones closest to you when you start out!! so just quickly fire at both of them and continue west to take out the third courier. after you make him explodey, you literally turn the plane around and the two couriers on foot are lined up, waiting to be mowed down. if it all goes well you should mos def have enough time to get the other two and still get back to the red corona.

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 9th, 2004 10:15 AM. (Adrian Langston)
such a successful evening on the game, did manage to complete the NRG challenge and i found reversing up opposite ends of the half pipe exteremely useful.
also finished the Trucking levels, another courier mission, got Gold in my bike training. finished all 3 stadium events. and found some more tags.

What the hell is the 'Dune' truck all about?

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 9th, 2004 4:37 PM. (Fuzzy)
I'm slightly disappointed by the Hydra. It's a Harrier jump jet! With rockets and shit! And yet...it's kind of a pain in the ass to take off and fly, it tends to explode rather easily, and in general it doesn't seem quite as awesome as it should be. The idea of flying a FIGHTER JET in a GTA game is something that should not be trifled with. I would have preferred a straight-up F16. (Although it can target enemies on the ground, which is really cool.)

I'm now working on side missions, mostly - the courier missions, airplane races, boat and bike school (both easy), import/export et al. I managed to squander $50,000 gambling and get chased down and killed by Mafia operatives after a lengthy gun battle. The series of threatening phone calls they made to me as my debt mounted was pretty tremendous.

Out of curiosity, is there a flamethrower anywhere? I have a sudden urge to set some people on fire, and I'd hate for the marijuana field mission to be the only place where it makes an appearance in SA.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 10th, 2004 9:13 AM. (dayan) (later)
yes, as you drive out of ..... erm one of the badlands places (bottom left of the map)there's a hill out of town with a row of wooden shacks where there's usually a few cars - there's a flamethrower there, also one near a railway line in san fierro

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), December 10th, 2004 9:16 AM. (porkpie) (later)
i can't get the key card from millie because the bitch is never fucking home. wtf, i've only been out with her once. does she work 24-7? HELP A BROTHA OUT.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 10th, 2004 9:18 AM. (Chris V) (later)
if you manage to get Helena to be your girlfriend she houses a flamethrower in her barn too.

There's also one in the back o beyond place, its like a mound island with a lot of trees at the centre with wide dirt tracks surrounding it. the flamethrower is in the middle somewhere.

i got used to the jet, are you pushing forward on the right analogue stick to change flying mode from hover to normal? pull back to return to hover mode obv. It's really fast though and i still crash a lot.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 10th, 2004 9:25 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
and explain more about this gambling debt, how does that work?

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 10th, 2004 9:28 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
Yeah, I figured out about the right analog stick, but the Hydra just feels too twitchy and uncontrollable. It's kind of like the BF Injection of the sky, although the changes in physics whenever you blow an engine are pretty great. On the whole I'd just rather fly a Shamal or an AT-400 to get from place to place.

You can gamble and lose money at casinos in LV; I didn't realize it at first, actually, playing $5000/hand video poker, but I quickly found myself deep in the hole. You get a few phone calls if you don't pay the casino back; at first they're pleasant and businesslike, but much like student loan companies, by the third day or so they're doing drive-bys in the desert.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 10th, 2004 10:07 AM. (dayan) (later)
i thought you could only play the games cash up front, are you saying you have no money whatsoever?

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 10th, 2004 10:10 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
After buying a ton of property, I think I had about $100,000 in cash that I ended up losing (going from +$100,000 to -$60,000, in other words). They'll actually extend a line of credit if you begin betting with a sufficient gambling level and run out of cash (I've spent a lot of time in the casinos lately); you can continue to wager the minimum on whatever table/machine you're playing to break even again, but there's no limit to how much you can lose if you're bad enough.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 10th, 2004 10:14 AM. (dayan) (later)
Wow that's quite a game feature! Does this happen at the Dragon casino as well, I mean don't you own that one?

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 10th, 2004 10:22 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
I had three or four lucky bets and have had about 3 million in the bank since.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), December 10th, 2004 3:47 PM. (Ronan) (later)
somebody might wanna go for a new thread, since this one seems a bit long...(1K+ posts)

-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), December 11th, 2004 1:26 PM. (Kingfish) (later)
I would if such a thing were possible right now.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 11th, 2004 3:23 PM. (Pleasant Plains) (later)
Just the one thread though, not ones for seperate cities. There'll be nowhere for talking about clothes.

-- lupine lupin (lupinelupi...), December 11th, 2004 4:01 PM. (lupinelupin) (later)
i just went home for lunch and got terribly addicted to the poker games at my Four Dragons Casino. i was winning a fair amount but it all just plummetted when i upped the stakes. 2 hours later i returned to work.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 13th, 2004 8:22 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
I managed to amass about six million dollars over the weekend gambling. I think you might be inclined to win more as your gambling level increases; that royal flush at $25000/hand video poker certainly didn't harm matters much.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 13th, 2004 8:29 AM. (dayan) (later)
Not quite into that realm of gambling just yet, just the $1000 stakes at the moment.

and I found another casino to play in, but it's only a small one with limited games on offer. Everyone was hogging the slots as well.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 13th, 2004 8:31 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
is there no way of replying to other people while playing the casino games?

"hey I'm talkin to you asshole!"

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 13th, 2004 8:37 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
You know about the bug with Inside Track Betting, right? Supposedly it's very easy to win incredible amounts of money by betting all you've got on the #5 horse again and again; when I went home for Thanksgiving my kid brother had an account balance in the billions simply by betting on horses and reloading if he happened to lose.

IMHO that takes all the fun out of it (ie. killing drug dealers for their cash, using the import/export crane, etc), but it's apparently a really quick way to make some money in Los Santos.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 13th, 2004 8:42 AM. (dayan) (later)
I kept reading about the inside track betting, and when I tried it I came in last like 50 times in a row (and I kept re-loading). I don't know if there's a connection or if it was just the timing, but I tried it again and for some unknown reason, decided to hold down the select button, and I won no problem. So I did it three more times, holding down select every time. I'm now 8 million dollars richer because of it.
I just got into the casinos on the weekend. It seemed to take only three hands before I was able to move up to the $1000 tables. I could see myself getting very addicted to the casinos.

-- Jonathan (jonathan_m...), December 13th, 2004 9:33 AM. (Jonathan) (later)
I keep going back and forth between San Fierro and Los Santos, picking up my two grand from the valet service and the grocery store. And I'm getting much braver with the cops now. I'll shoot a dealer, even if a cop's nearby. If the cop starts with me, fuck him, I shoot him too. I just jump in a car and drive to a paint and spray. Pay $100 to earn $2000? You damn right.

I'm still on the roof with Zero. I saw David Cross in the bathtub last night on "Arrested Development", and realized that I can't stand his voice anymore either.

The stop and reload doesn't work for me at the OTB, either. I do have a favorite "lucky" machine, though.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 13th, 2004 9:40 AM. (Pleasant Plains) (later)
where the feck can i find a remington for the import/export lark?


-- lucifer (hel...), December 13th, 2004 9:52 AM. (later)
'apparently' collecting the horseshoes increases your luck stat. I think cheating is disgusting and I refuse to listen to any more of this wickedness. I've got assets all over the place, I don't need any underhand tactics.

I'm with you PP (on the cop killing) they're bloody everywhere!

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 13th, 2004 9:53 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
Funnily enough I always call the Remington the 'devil car' coz they look so evil. Don't know where they spawn though.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 13th, 2004 10:10 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/grand_theft_auto_sa_vehicle_loc.png

I'm happy that this game is making people hate David Cross.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 13th, 2004 10:13 AM. (afarrell) (later)
I found a Remington really easily (in Queens?), although one also spawns at Unity Station in Los Santos. I can't find a Feltzer at all; I've even been driving around with other convertibles looking for it to no avail.

If people hate David Cross based on his VO for this game, it's their own fault, as far as I'm concerned, but I wonder if any of them have ever seen "Mr. Show."

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 13th, 2004 10:19 AM. (dayan) (later)
I hate David Cross anyway because I've seen Mr. Show.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 13th, 2004 10:24 AM. (afarrell) (later)
Re: the addictiveness of the video poker - yes, I have got to the point where I get annoyed at my character for standing there repetitively sticking dollars into the video poker, so I stop doing that and go spend half an hour trying to get the 90 in the Driving School. It's like buying The Sims, and then getting to the point when your sim's too tired all the time, and it's 2am and there's still dirty dishes in the sink, then you look up, and it's 2am and there's dirty dishes in the sink. The feeling that you've purchased software that turns your PC/PS2 into an automated mocking machine - not one of my favourites.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 13th, 2004 10:30 AM. (afarrell) (later)
Feltzer: turns up in the valet parking mission, I think.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 13th, 2004 10:36 AM. (afarrell) (later)
I remember a Feltzer on the valet mission yes, but it wouldn't budge after the missions ended. Naturally I shot it to shit because of this.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 13th, 2004 10:42 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
first put in on the video poker = 5 grand

not dared touch them since :o(

the driving school is hard....

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), December 14th, 2004 3:31 AM. (porkpie) (later)
I'm with all the cop killers.

When I have somewhere to go, I go there on a MOTHERFUCKING POLICE MOTORBIKE.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), December 14th, 2004 4:58 AM. (Ronan) (later)
lost a cool mill' on the poker last night, was playing at $100,000 stakes. The woman at the Wheel of fortune table was then politely removed from existence with a sawn-off shotgun blast to the face.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 14th, 2004 5:32 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
got hit by the stream of water coming out of a fire engine (whilst it was putting out a fire i started) and it threw me back about 20ft. was funny. apparently it gets slippy underfoot at these times as well. i like this kind of detail.

and then i drove a combine harvester off a cliff onto some railway lines and survived. what's up with that?

-- koogs (il...), December 15th, 2004 3:31 AM. (koogs) (later)
Airbags?

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...), December 15th, 2004 3:59 AM. (Mark C) (later)
learning to fly is a right royal pain, cann't even get circle and land right, so I went off to las venturas and jumped on top of a car and blew up passers by. The heat seeking missile is fantastic, as is the spaz shotgun.

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), December 15th, 2004 4:14 AM. (porkpie) (later)
I'm really not a fan of the combines, tractors, bulldozers, forklifts, etc. Having to think about how to steer with rear-wheel drive is hard.

I tried out the riot cheat last night and wound up playing it like that for an hour or so. Rocket launchers are fun, but it was nice to get back to proper society after awhile.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 15th, 2004 11:47 AM. (Pleasant Plains) (later)
learning to fly is hell in the game, but honestly, once you get past the circle and land mission, the others are pretty straight forward. It took me a few hours to get the circle and land one right. Of course, I also wasted hours trying to pass city slicking.

-- Jonathan (jonathan_m...), December 15th, 2004 1:30 PM. (Jonathan) (later)
in the past week i have gotten all gold at all the schools, finished all the race tournaments, collected all the oysters and horseshoes, and a bunch of other annoying crap. I'm on the casino missions and have finished every odd job in the game. (flight school was hella easy though, i only needed like 2 hours max to get all gold, nowhere near what i had to do for driving school) i've never ever put this much work into a game. and jesus does it feel like work. the ratio of fun-to-tedium is so skewed in this game, the missions are a blast but compared to all of the stuff i'm doing for 100% (which admittedly is my own choice) they constitute an extremely small portion of gaming time. i dunno, it's obviously a great game if it compelled me to obsessively seek out and master every nook and cranny of its obscenely huge world (i own maybe 50+ games, have only ever beaten maybe 5, 6 of them) (no attn span), i mean i never got halfway through gta3 and i barely even started vice city. i wouldn't even mind doing all these outlandish tasks if there was more meat to the damn thing, like at least another 50 missions or something. it would be a lot more rewarding than the rubbish you get for completing all the side jobs (i mean, what good is having a rhino and a hydra gonna do me when i've already done everything in the game?? rampaging about the city and forcing the military to supplicate to my unstoppable death machine is great, but kinda gets old fast)

also, can I just ask if anyone here knows why the Hydra is such a GIANT FUCKING DINGLEBERRY? Holy cannoli, finally getting to fly one was like finding out santa doesn't exist. jesus it's so slow, how come I can't get it to fly like a normal jet instead of just hovering constantly?? Why does it fireball after the slightest scratch (as opposed to the hunter, which i've had survive two consecutive SAM hits)(though this would be more of an issue if the hydra actually flew fast enough to make obstacles unavoidable). what's supposed to be the selling point here, 'it's like a helicopter but is soul-destroyingly slow and useless as well!!!' the only advantage it has is the chaff, which i suppose is sort of cool since I'm constantly getting shot down in the hunter. the anger of bees swarms within me!!!!

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 15th, 2004 3:40 PM. (Adrian Langston) (later)
ok that said, the jetpack makes up for a hell of a lot. and getting ceej new outfits is a lot more fun than it should be, right now he's sporting "the Bickle" - mohawk, aviators, plaid shirt, jeans and cowboy boots. you're the one that's square man, YOU'RE THE SQUARE!!!

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 15th, 2004 3:51 PM. (Adrian Langston) (later)
AND THE SPAZ SHOTGUN IS SUCH A BUMMER! i was expecting pure annihilation but it's a lot weaker than akimbo sawed offs. at least i have the minigun to comfort me at night :(

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 15th, 2004 3:56 PM. (Adrian Langston) (later)
ihttp://www.jucaushii.ro/news/kitt.jpg

?

-- Sasha (ahmar...), December 15th, 2004 6:25 PM. (sgh) (later)
:(

-- Sasha (ahmar...), December 15th, 2004 6:31 PM. (sgh) (later)
right now he's sporting "the Bickle" - mohawk, aviators, plaid shirt, jeans and cowboy boots.

I think Binco has army jackets if you want more true-to-life accuracy. Then again, this is coming from a dude who considered putting CJ in that Richard Simmons tracksuit for laffs.

-- MC Transmaniacon (natepatri...), December 15th, 2004 10:49 PM. (natepatrin) (later)
binco's army jacket is pretty shitty, anyway didn't he wear a flannel shirt in the movie? WELL WHATEVER.

-- \(^o^)/ (adelangston@hotmail.com), December 16th, 2004 2:27 AM. (Adrian Langston) (later)
adrian, pushing forward/back on the right analogue still toggles flying/hover mode in the Hydra. You'll know the mode has switched because the view of the craft moves in or out of the screen slightly.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 2:48 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
I am rocking red jeans, stripey t-shirt, and cowboy hat.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), December 16th, 2004 3:12 AM. (Ronan) (later)
That Kitt mock-up looks too over-detailed, like a PC game.

It struck me yesterday: Vice City was so flat. The bridges are the only raised land I can think of.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 3:26 AM. (afarrell) (later)
those red jeans did nothing for my sex appeal.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 3:34 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
andrew, agreed especially when you compare it to gta3 which was chock full of hills and made for a far more interesting looking city.

that Kitt pic is from Knightrider the game.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 3:42 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
I'm going to go nuts waiting for this thing to come out on PC.

-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...), December 16th, 2004 4:55 AM. (Dan I.) (later)
Hmmm, do we have any idea if it'll be any good on PC? I may purchase it myself if that's the case, though living through this thread has been almost more satisfying than playing the actual game.

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...), December 16th, 2004 5:44 AM. (Mark C) (later)
im rockin double guns now...its fucking awesome to blow cops away with double sawn-offs.

of course i can't go any further because fucking millie still isn't home! WHAT TIME IS TEH BITCH HOME!

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 6:27 AM. (Chris V) (later)
BITCH O'CLOCK

-- Blair Dario (boyincorduro...), December 16th, 2004 6:44 AM. (Mark C) (later)
try between 12:00 and 16:00, most of the other bitches are home around this time anyway. (those sub-missions at the casino are pretty cool)

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 7:07 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
Is anyone near 100%, apart from adrian? i have 88% so far but it feels like Ive got so much to do. I'm nowhere near collecting all the hidden items for a start. and those 'beat the cock' missions are annoying coz they don't appear most of the time.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 7:37 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
67%, but only just started in Las Venturas. I tried Fender Ketchup a dozen times, weaving down the road, and then back up the... oh bollocks I've hit someone. Then I decided to take the car for a trip off the big jump at the top of the car park behind The Emerald Isle. Half way up, driving fairly safely, the mission completed itself. Blimey.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 7:50 AM. (afarrell) (later)
So I can't go any further until Millie gives me that key card right?

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 7:56 AM. (Chris V) (later)
depends Chris, what was the last lot of missions you did?

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 8:10 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
Well, there may be other stuff you can do in the meantime. I know I have to:

import/export cars
start street races
go for gold in the non-boat schools
a bit more flying, to max out my skill (the previous item will probably take care of that)
give more lovin' to my three non-Denise girlfriends, and go find the country girl
work on my weapons percentage (this is so easy once you're dating police girl and nurse girl, and get to Las Venturas and its police station that you can go crazy in)
more ammunation challenges
more courier challenges
more official races/challenges in the stadia
do more jumps
the last two trucking missions
and if I ever get really bored, Zero

Holy crap, I'm not going to be finished until 2006.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 8:14 AM. (afarrell) (later)
go for gold in the non-boat schools

On this subject: holy friggerty, how do you do a stoppie? I follow the instructions - speed up, hold forwards, switch to brake before the cones, and still end up stopping only half way through.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 8:23 AM. (afarrell) (later)
well the stuff that I know about that i have yet to do:

shooting range
dirt track
beat the cock (found two beaches for this so far)
maybe another courier mission on LV which i have yet to find
horseshoes, oysters, tags, snapshots
mountain bike challenge
street races
gold in burn&lap, city slicker
unique jumps
paramedic (tradition denotes that this will be the final thing i do)
burglar
find the cop girlfriend that andrew just mentioned who i never realised existed.


-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 8:31 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
Last mission I did was Green Goo. Where is the dirt track?

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 8:33 AM. (Chris V) (later)
i think letting go of the brake while still pushing forward should do the trick for stoppies, i was even trying to accelerate a bit but i don't think its necessary if your timings right. Just make sure you already have a ton of speed behind you.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 8:38 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
I forgot burglar! And valet! and lowrider dancing game! and vigilante! Beat the cock is the triathlon, right?

Dirt Track is one of the two stadium games in Las Venturas.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 8:39 AM. (afarrell) (later)
[triathlon]Yes, I've found two so far. Difficult to attempt because like the girlfriends the red corona hardly ever shows up.

Green Goo? Who was that for, I can't remember it? I did the keycard mission after I'd done the main story and Green Goo was not the last mission, if thats any help.


-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 8:50 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
*spoilers*

The Truth....the one where you get the secret pack and you know...land on a train.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 8:51 AM. (Chris V) (later)
That's the problem with the bike school, there's only about one or two seconds to accelerate in.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 8:54 AM. (afarrell) (later)
where is this cop bitch then?

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 9:00 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
El Barancas (?), west of the airstrip.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 9:02 AM. (afarrell) (later)
how do i get to do the import/export things?

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 9:05 AM. (Chris V) (later)
i don't need no bike school i am already maxed out on my bike skill.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 9:07 AM. (Chris V) (later)
But suppose you were in Las Venturas and needed a bike! Oh that's right, they're parked all over the place.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 9:10 AM. (afarrell) (later)
El Barancas (?), west of the airstrip.

Crucially the town with a police station.

The import/export stuff happens after you finish the motor dealership, which you should start (they're Cesar's missions) after the mission that gets you out of San Fierro.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 9:10 AM. (afarrell) (later)
I think, I *think*, you need to pass the driving school and then complete the rest of the missions that suddenly spring up at the garage in San Fierro. I'm sure one of the missions triggers the import/export crane.

But it's been a while and i could be slightly wrong.

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 16th, 2004 9:10 AM. (Fuzzy) (later)
Oh, i haven't done driving school. Looks like I will back track tongiht. Thanks guys.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 9:21 AM. (Chris V) (later)
Oh, don't thank us yet.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), December 16th, 2004 9:25 AM. (afarrell) (later)
From what I've read I can't wait....ugh. I did a few of them when I was in San Fierro, like 4.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 16th, 2004 9:26 AM. (Chris V) (later)
I am so mixed about click on this thread. I skimmed right past (^o^)'s post because I was afraid of spoliers.

And I hate to say it, but after seeing the Donkey Kong looking bigfoot on some other pages, I'm beginning to think that I never saw bigfoot before that race. It might've been that smelly, long-haired hillbilly pedestrian in the overalls that was cheering me on.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 16th, 2004 10:46 AM. (Pleasant Plains) (later)
I am so mixed about clicking on this thread. I skimmed right past (^o^)'s post because I was afraid of spoliers.

And I hate to say it, but after seeing the Donkey Kong looking bigfoot on some other pages, I'm beginning to think that I never saw bigfoot before that race. It might've been that smelly, long-haired hillbilly pedestrian in the overalls that was cheering me on.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), December 16th, 2004 10:53 AM. (Pleasant Plains) (later)
The story missions in Las Venturas seem endless...I just finished 'House in the Hills' and am about to steal the hovering airplane. How many more do I have to go?

-- 57 7th (midlothia...), December 16th, 2004 11:13 AM. (calstars) (later)
I finally bought the game last Saturday. Currently stuck on, yes, "Supply Lines...".
I made a vow not to skip these damn Zero missions...

-- It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (aaronh...), December 17th, 2004 1:15 AM. (AaronHz) (later)

It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok then! I didn't go through the bother of cleaning it all up but there it is for posterity. We're only missing three days worth now.
To the new thread!

The new San Andreas thread

It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I am so mixed about click on this thread. I skimmed right past (^o^)'s post because I was afraid of spoliers.

And I hate to say it, but after seeing the Donkey Kong looking bigfoot on some other pages, I'm beginning to think that I never saw bigfoot before that race. It might've been that smelly, long-haired hillbilly pedestrian in the overalls that was cheering me on.

Sorry.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Playing this after really loving Vice City. I was a little afraid i wouldn't like it as much, cos the stylized Vice City was so neon and cool. But yeah, this game is HUGE. I've only just gotten to the countryside and I'm realizing how effing big this game is. Amazing.

Also, the music is awesome. Haven't heard this much gangster rap since the first summer my family got cable and my TV was on MTV all the time.

Plus, it's kinda badass to do drive-bys to Hank Williams.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

It's incredible that there are like 200 vehicles in this game you can drive. This an A/C definitely going to get me through the summer.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

My last playthru I noticed the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, which was neat.

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

coolest part of the game: when you get "dropped off" in the equivalent of bartstow, and you have to hijack a semi (blaring Hank, of course) and drive fifteen IRL minutes back to L.A. to continue the story.

Cunga, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

this is one of my favorite games of all time

duobting tuomas (m bison), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ right on

Cunga, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

kinda doubt gta will ever top san andreas imo

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, i hijacked that semi. Came at a nice time too, cos I was just getting into gang wars and then hit a snag. I kept getting frustrated by them and I'd look at the map and see these huge purple spots and think, 'this is going to take forever'. And now I'm in the country! Being a trucker! I can't wait til I can buy a cowboy hat.

Gotta feel bad for all those folks who really buckled down and did the gang wars before the countryside.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah this is probably the best videogame since Super Mario Bros. 3.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't played any basketball or pool yet, where do i go to do that?

This game is so much fun. I can see completing all the missions and then spending a while just exploring and then doing all the side missions. So rad! I already got the pimp missions completed and those were pretty entertaining. Picking up and dropping off hos, running off to rescue one of them from a non-paying customer or some punk trying to mess with her. Really interesting stuff.

For all the senseless violence that occurs in this game, there is a lot of problem solving. And the pimp game actually reinforces non-violence against your women.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

there's a bar called 10 Green Bottles or something like that on Grove Street with a pool table. There's a b-ball court somewhere behind a barber's in El Corona or that end of the woods.

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think i ever played bball!

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah, i think I've been on a date to that bar. Both of us had our own handles of liquor.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

basketball that I remember was near Grove street, south of the arena.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

did you just play horse or was there a mini nba jam kind of thing happening

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

CJs brother has a playable bball hoop in his yard

Cussing like a bunch of Bukowskis (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

cant remember is name?

Cussing like a bunch of Bukowskis (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Sweet

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

San Andreas fans would be recommended to also try out Saints Row 3

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

lol after my first date with Denise i didn't bother with her for a day or two and somehow my relationship rating went up. Absence making the heart grow fonder...

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

CJ playing some TPUA game there

Cussing like a bunch of Bukowskis (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

The drivers in this game are WAY more aggressive than VC. Except when you get out to the country, which is kinda nice and funny and sort of true in a real-life kind of way.

The cops are way more aggressive too. Sometimes I will just be spraying a tag and a cop will start shooting at me!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

The first time you meet Peter Fonda's character he offers you DMT.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qkP8SvHvaU

Really, all this music is making me heavily nostalgic for that time period. I may have to look up MTV's programming that summer and rip appropriate music videos from youtube.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah i was like 12.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

The first time you meet Peter Fonda's character

Forgot about this. <3

Cunga, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

I just replayed some GTA 3 on an iPad and it was awesome. Will they do the same for San Andreas?

is capybara gay? (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Holy crap. So I was helping Peter Fonda destroy his weed crop with a flamethrower with a police chopper overhead, the screen getting shaky while more and more of the stuff burns. Then he hands me a rocket launcher.

Really, this game just keeps getting better and better.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

Thank God they made the 50 taxi missions cumulative. Don't have to do them all in a row! Between valet, trucking, driving school, shooting practice, b-ball, pool, etc. it's one of the mini games i won't miss.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, any game that forces you to marathon that shit is one that ensures I don't play that aspect.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

the best place, I found, to do the paramedic missions, was the desert town where you meet the cop girlfriend. the missions cover a smaller area than most other places.

Have you reached the missions for the toy store guy yet? Man they were brutal.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah those were hellish

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

the only thing in this game i don't look back on fondly and being reminded of them now settles in my head the gta:san andreas vs. red dead redemption battle for my fave video game all time.

balls, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah i just met up w David Cross's character. I still have to buy his store to unlock those missions but from what I've heard I'm not exactly jumping at the case. Plus, I'm a few thou short, so I've been just driving around, shooting people, picking up paper, etc.

I tried doing a truck mission (number 2?) and there were cops on me from the start and they just destroyed my cargo! Have no idea how I'm going to pull that one off...

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

and getting gold in the driving licence missions. oh dude i have to replay this game.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 12 July 2012 08:09 (eleven years ago) link

Uff, getting gold in the "spin reverse directly onto this spot" is near the top of the "10 things I am glad to have done in a videogame that I am equally glad never to have to do again"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 July 2012 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the sheer brutality of some of SA missions was quickly mirrored in the vast satisfaction you got from completing them.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 12 July 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

but i guess that's just true of any challenging game.

would like to re-brag about how I one hundred percented this game btw.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 12 July 2012 08:37 (eleven years ago) link

Me too!

As regards bits of computer landscape that have embedded themselves into my brain (and caused occasional real-not real confusion), this is second to GTA3, though.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 July 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

a buddy of mine and I 100%ed this sucker over a couple years. It is a source of great pride and shame.

Clay, Thursday, 12 July 2012 09:01 (eleven years ago) link

Andrew, same here. What's even more confusing is when you then play Liberty City Stories to death which has a slightly altered map of gta3. Then go back to play gta3. mind fuck.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 12 July 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

i won one of the "Beat the Cock" races last night and i was so freaking happy

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

i too, have done 100%

fucking shells

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

- My driving experience level tends to go up right when I am crashing into everything around me.
- Started dating Katie, now if I die i keep all my weapons. Nice! I just have to remember not to get busted and I can basically do whatever I want. A shame gang wars aren't active right now.
- Also i installed Hot Coffee, so i can see what that's all about eventually...
- David Cross isn't that annoying, he's kinda funny, in an insufferable prick kinda way. His first mission w the mounted Gatling gun was fun!
- Pimping is the best way right now for me to make a bunch of $$$ quickly.
- No way in hell i am going through driving school.
- No way am I doing those car/bike-in-a-giant-bowl time trials where you have to run through red circles and stuff. I am not a good driver in this game.
- I really love MC Forth Right, have been keeping mostly it at Playback FM and Radio Los Santos. The German DJ on SF-UR is hilarious.
- Being a valet was fun! Plus i now own the hotel! Or something!
- At first I really hated driving between the islands, but I'm getting used to it now. I just wreck a lot of cars.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

- The OTT radio commercials remind me a lot of Robocop, which is a good space for this game to exist.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

- The random plane crashes in this game are insanely entertaining.
- Ended a firefighting mission w my truck laid over a median on the highway, couldn't go anywhere, so i jumped out. Cars started ramming into it, piling up. Pretty soon there were over a dozen. I ran a good distance away, climbed up a hill, and pulled out my rocket launcher. Fireworks!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

- Driving through the countryside is best on a bike with "Freebird" on the radio.
- The radio sounds different on different vehicles. Motorcycles have less bass.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

This is currently on sale on Steam for 7.50. If you hurry, you can grab Saints Row 3 for like $12 too.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

The social satire bit went waaaaaay down in GTA4, unfortunately.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

- K Rose at night and DST during the day for country driving

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

- This Willie Nelson song sounds AMAZING

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

krose my first exposure to Jerry reed's "Amos Moses"
banger

duobting tuomas (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

- Yes, play "Crazy" while i am driving a burning convertible off the side of a mountain.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

Only time the muscles/fat thing ever required my attention was once i started dating & driving that girl everywhere LOL So i've taken some me time off to run around and shoot things, taking full advantage of the respawning guns. Right now I'm at the country club doing drive-bys in a golf cart.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

OK you can beat people to death with flowers.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

I was driving back to San Fierro and hit a car cos i was going really really fast and fell off a bridge and into the ocean. I jumped out and started swimming, and after checking the map decided to just swim the rest of the way instead of getting back on the road. I noticed a NPC car that had crashed in the water, and it was neat that you could swim all around it. Then I turned around and saw a dolphin! We looked at each other for a minute but I came up for air and lost him. I guess he just went off on whatever swimming patterns he's programmed for.

More than anything this is just an incredibly detailed world. The countryside is beautiful and the lighting when it goes from 3am to dawn is eerily dreamlike. Graphically, this thing is just beautiful, particularly when you hit the nitro and you are going really fast down the road. It looks like a CGI movie in many parts.

There must be so much primitive AI running here, you could probably just let it run and watch all kinds of crazy things going on.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

:D

reading yr posts is like rediscovering it for the first time all over again. but i've been playing a lot lately too, trying to get my hundred percent on even tho i am never going to gold out the fucking driving schools.

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

also i've cheated at the oysters/horseshoes/tags and looked at maps, sorry i'm not that hardcore

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 08:54 (eleven years ago) link

I seem to remember you only need bronze for 100%. There were quite a few other things you didn't need for 100% too (unique jumps, girlfriends, beat the cock)

Dust, Friday, 13 July 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

Reading this just reminds me how boring GTA4 was. One thing I REALLY missed was skydiving/basejumping/parachuting.

circa1916, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

The best way to make money is gambling on the horse race machines if I remember rightly. Way better than 100% ROI on those suckahs.

Mark C, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah. Easy way to more cash than you'll ever need.

circa1916, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

I always forget about the gambling sections. There's so much to this game. Think I recall making a lot of money on the poker slot machines.

Did anyone ever become bankrupt with the Mafia casino? They send out random gangs in black cars to come kill you.

gtaIV was pretty, and had an interesting map. not much else unfortunately.

PSOD (Ste), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

i got deep in the hole with the casino and had to use a kinda cheat to get back to solvency cos i couldn't get resprays or eat food or anything else

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

GTA5 (set in Los Santos) just got two new screenies released today, via Rockstar's blog:

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/36881/asked-answered-max-payne-3-and-grand-theft-auto-v.html

1) Cop chopper: http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/newswire_1342100433.jpg

2) Boardwalk chillaxin' http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/newswire_1342100464.jpg

Also, Red Dead Redemption II is coming, if this quote is any evidence:

Stay tuned for further announcements about the future of the Red Dead series.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

krose my first exposure to Jerry reed's "Amos Moses"
banger

― duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too and its still in a bunch of my playlists

Cussing like a bunch of Bukowskis (sunny successor), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Is that second shot supposed to be Echo or Macarthur Park?

Also, what are you all playing San Andreas on these days? I miss it but have no gaming machine.

www.gbokchoymail.com (admrl), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

If I'm going to play San Andreas the normal game I'll load it up on my ps2 - as the pc version can't utilise my 360 pad.

but on the PC there is MTA which is an online multiplayer mod for San Andreas, complete with spruced up gfx and does use the 360 or ps3 pads properly. I've been playing it all night tonight in fact.

PSOD (Ste), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

Krose def ended up being my favorite/most listened to station

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

You can get apps that translate any gamepad to work with a game.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Saturday, 14 July 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

Rod Stewart's "Young Turks," coming on a car radio, still gets me pumped (this is IRL driving)

Cunga, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

You guys are making me want to play this again. There's no way to get it on Xbox 360, right?

Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 15 July 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

That would be great. Im sure it will eventually happen

PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 15 July 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

You can get apps that translate any gamepad to work with a game.

Tried them, obviously I'm stupid but I just couldn't figure out how to use them at all.

PSOD (Ste), Monday, 16 July 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

but if anyone here has managed to get the right stick + left and right triggers to work in pc San Andreas I would be grateful to know excactly how they did it ;)

PSOD (Ste), Monday, 16 July 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

Those 2004 posts from me are like the last homebound whimpers from a bachelor stuck in his house, waiting for his fiance and trying not to get depressed about Bush's re-election.

Andrew, same here. What's even more confusing is when you then play Liberty City Stories to death which has a slightly altered map of gta3. Then go back to play gta3. mind fuck.

― PSOD (Ste), Thursday, July 12, 2012 4:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This happens to me too IRL. Hit 'x' in the upper right corner and it's the same thing.

pplains, Monday, 16 July 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

got a straight flush on video poker last night, best hand i've ever had

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

Oh man, this thread made me really, really want to play this again but, oh yeah, fuck PS3 and its non-backwards comptibility with PS2 games.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 16 July 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

how is/are liberty city stories? i sold my copy of gta4 and sorta, kinda regret it - at this point, the LCS multipack is cheaper than buying all of them together. i guess that's justification enough but there was good reason i sold gta4: it bored the hell out of me.

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

After the insane awesomeness of some of the GTA3 orginal music (like "Stripe Summer," "Forever," and "Fade Away," I was sorely disappointed by the same in Liberty City Stories.

calstars, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

i bought a ps2 last year for $40; i had never owned one. best-spent $40 ever. you guys are gonna make me pick up san andreas this week.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

say whhaaaat, i got a ps2 last october for $20, plus some games i'd later sell.

essentials:

san andreas
silent hill 2
shadow colossus/ico (unless you own a ps3, wheareas it'd be cheaper to buy the hd collections)
mgs2 & 3
katamari damacy

i still keep my ps2 for sole reason of playing all of the above.

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

but i'm just saying, $40 is high. i didn't even feel like i was getting a "deal" with the guy i craiglist'd from - i'd later see one at a yard sale for $10 bucks.

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

i bought mine from a store and thus paid a 100% convenience charge but at least i didn't have to interact with anyone

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

(to speak of)

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

"Stripe Summer" was sung by a girl I know! who made lo-fi 4-track tapes. She was staying at a GTA3 music contributors' house in 200X and sang a few snippets that became that song.

Ówen P., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

i.e. hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbfgIogjrRY

Ówen P., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

Heidi Hazelton?

calstars, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

Oh man, this thread made me really, really want to play this again but, oh yeah, fuck PS3 and its non-backwards comptibility with PS2 games.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, July 16, 2012 11:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you done bought the wrong ps3

i bought mine from a store and thus paid a 100% convenience charge but at least i didn't have to interact with anyone

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, July 16, 2012 11:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think that charge is fair

Cussing like a bunch of Bukowskis (sunny successor), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

you done bought the wrong ps3

yeah, well, i could yell at my wife for that one but it wouldn't do any good. i'm stuck with this one.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

Oh man, this thread made me really, really want to play this again but, oh yeah, fuck PS3 and its non-backwards comptibility with PS2 games.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

PC/MAC version is on sale via steam for $3.74 for the next 31 hours...
http://store.steampowered.com/app/12120/

JCL, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Oh shit, thanks! For some reason I didn't think there was a Mac version and didn't follow up when that was posted earlier itt.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

You guys are making me want to play this again. There's no way to get it on Xbox 360, right?

― Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ)

The original xbox release works on a 360. Also available as a download (depending on your country, I guess) for 800 points...

http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/Grand-Theft-Auto-San-Andreas/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80254540841

JCL, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

Oh it does? You don't need to download a patch or anything? I'm the last guy on earth who hasn't connected his xbox to the internet.

Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

Oh wow I found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Xbox_games_compatible_with_Xbox_360

Cool! Thanks JCL, I didn't know.

Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

xp yes Heidi Hazelton (she's married, it's Hazelton no more) her own stuff was super pretty

I just bought the Steam version but I'll play a game to 'relax' and I don't think I can relax at a Mac. I don't know why this game is suddenly so hard to find for PS2.

Ówen P., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

but if anyone here has managed to get the right stick + left and right triggers to work in pc San Andreas I would be grateful to know excactly how they did it

I used joytokey, the only thing I couldn't get to work properly was moving and changing the camera angle while underwater (I don't know why, it should have been the same controls as on foot).

Dust, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

JU ARE A WASTE OF GOOD BALLS!

r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

So yeah David Cross's missions. The first time I played them I spent 80% of the time just trying to figure out controls. The second time, it was a parody of the worst time ever. It was incredibly frustrating, mainly due to the voice over work. It was pretty much like playing a videogame with a stranger and having them constantly yell at you what to do.

Third time through, I won them all, and actually it was pretty interesting. I liked the helicopter one alot! The camera really sucked in it tho....

Now I'm in the desert, driving monster trucks through dirt tracks and such. Still having fun.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

It took me forever to beat the helicopter mission, but it was worth it because the third one was so fun.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

This is WAY better than Vice City, which I thought i would never say when i first started playing it. I couldn't resist typing in ROCKETMAN and flying around between missions. Now I'm piloting helicopters to "Freebird" and "Eminence Front". I flew over to Las Venturas and there was a sand storm that looked so cool. The environmental effects in this game are awesome. Too bad the draw distance really becomes noticable when you are flying. I'm sure someone's modded that...

I also tried CRAZYTOWN, which is hilarious, and BLUESUEDESHOES which makes Elvis be everywhere.

Probably my favorite computer game of all time.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

I love flying through the mountains or in the desert, where the sky is filled with deep neon red fog. I think over by the aliens or whatever crazy stuff is coming up later the sea was radioactive green. This game looks pretty damn amazing. I'm playing it in Windows 7 at 1920x1200x32.

There's a free tool called iZ3D that will run this in red-blue oldschool 3D and it looks pretty great. But i can't play it for long. It's good to turn up the brightness when you do this.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Definitely play the flying missions in 3D. It's like controlling a real 3d model airplane hovering in front of a diorama inside your computer screen.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

Some really good car mods for this, my favourite is the Ken Block rally car. There's mods that improve the textures too

PSOD (Ste), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

OH MY GOD the motorcycle-to-the-plane thing in the desert

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if you got it on the first try (I did ::Smug::), but apparently if you fall out, there's a cut scene to CJ falling onto a parked car.

pplains, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

LOL i didnt get it first try but the other times i got hit by the exploding barrels.

I have to stop playing this. It's too good.

After doing the jetpack missions (!!!!) i flew around and took Denise on a bunch of dates. I want to get the pimp suit. Afterwards I went to the airport and stole a jet and flew above the clouds! And then when I got to Los Vegas i skydived out and landed in a parachute right on top of the arch in front of my casino.

Wow, this is really amazing. Best videogame of the 21st century.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 July 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

One of my favorite ILX posts is on this very thread.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Announced

pplains, Friday, 20 July 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

They tweaked the flying controls on the David Cross missions for PC, i think

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 20 July 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

omg pplains i used to say "space gangster... awaaaayyyy!!" years and years ago whenever i'd fool around with the jetpack and totally forgot it came from that post, amazing.

Clay, Friday, 20 July 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4a9ppLMx3I

This game has some great deep cuts

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 July 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Ok i did the Hydra mission holy shit. Dogfighting and blowing up shit Afterburner-on-molly arcade action. Amazing. Every time i get tired of stuff or stuck on a mission and almost get bored w the game they throw in these amazing Michael Bay-style missions. So good!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

I just finished the game. Great ending. I only have 69% complete so I'll spend a bit of time trucking and being a paramedic and finding all the hidden sub-games I overlooked. I still haven't played basketball and i really want to! Every game should have a jetpack like this. Best jetpack controls ever.

So, V is taking place in Los Santos? Here's hoping CJ makes a comeback tho they'll probably go with a whole new character.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

I really like the RPG elements in this, by the end you feel like you've done SO MUCH and you can see all the rewards of that hard work. Starting out with a nothing but a crappy bicycle and ending up with a mansion and your own personal helicopter.

The hydra disappeared from my airport but i read you just have to run around until it spawns. I want to try flying over restricted airspace and engaging in dogfights with heat-seeking missiles. That mission was just out of nowhere and SO much fun to play.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

by the end you feel like you've done SO MUCH and you can see all the rewards of that hard work. Starting out with a nothing but a crappy bicycle and ending up with a mansion and your own personal helicopter.

I had forgotten about that sense of accomplishment and progress it gives you. Tremendous game.

They could do a level-by-level remake for the PS3 and I'd pay $120 bucks for it. Change nothing.

Cunga, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

flying school. seriously, i will cry.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

iirc some of the races and schools were made easier by rolling in first person? might be misremembering tho

goole, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

dancing on the beach mission was the hardest thing i've ever had to complete in a video game. i hate dancing in the real world, never mind anywhere else.

it makes my shoulders ache just thinking about it.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

This game is the greatest of all time. CJ is a brilliant character, missions were brilliant and the insane sense of accomplishment. All fantastic. Played it again on PS2 recently (finally finished missions). I missed aiming with mouse but other than that much prefer to rubbish old PC I played it on originally.

Catalina is such a fun NPC.

Grove Street 4 life!

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

would love to play this again but couldn't stand playing on pc. gta3 only just coming out on psn so this prob not in my immediate future.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

dancing on the beach mission was the hardest thing i've ever had to complete in a video game. i hate dancing in the real world, never mind anywhere else.

it makes my shoulders ache just thinking about it.

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 6:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

the dancing stuff is made easy if you just tap your foot to a steady beat and hit the buttons to that beat, instead of trying to slam the buttons as soon as they appear onscreen. its all about rhythm!

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

reading this just reminds me of what a dud gta4 was

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

that's the secret to every rhythm game ever er xp

when i decided to do the ps2 back catalogue a couple years ago i never bothered with a gta, is this the one to go for

thomp, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

this is THE game to get for ps2

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

I'm playing this on PC and I got pretty used to the controls. Flying a plane (or especially a helicopter) is still a pain in the butt but I've managed to figure it out more or less. The helicopter camera sucks times infinity. Driving any car or vehicle is pretty nice, using WASD to steer and the right mouse button to break. The camera's a bit slower than VC on centering from behind the car but with a mouse you can swing it around and look over hills and curves you are about to hit, which is nice.

I beat the game, i loved the characters and the storyline and all that. Now I'm left with a huge world with lots of races i can enter. I don't think I'm going to get 100% because I just don't care and for the moment this game has entertained the crap out of me. Spending hours looking for those missing horseshoes sort of seems like it would take away from what a cool experience that was! I wouldn't mind going back and playing some of those missions over again but sadly you can't just scroll through a list and pick one out. I'd play the one where you hijack the Hydra and dogfight with other jets. Also the one where you ride a motorcycle onto an airplane.

Samuel Jackson was awesome in this. Peter Fonda too!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

I still haven't seen any tanks in this, oddly enough. Mental note: buy a bunch of weapons, stake out the pirate ship, start blowing up cars and don't stop 'til I've gotten a tank for myself.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

I just finished The Lost and Damned and it's weak, watery Methadone compared to this. Gotta get a PS2 and a copy of San Andreas. And Katamari Damacy.

Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

ballad of gay tony is a lot of fun in what it adds, but the missions are mostly just more "duck behind a thing, waste 50 guys, run to next room, repeat". otoh there's helicopters that shoot missiles so.

Clay, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

L&D and gay tony were good but they reminded you how little life and creativity they put into the missions/story of the main game imo

goole, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

<i>I still haven't seen any tanks in this, oddly enough.</i>

Fly south with your jetpack into Area 51 from the northeast, staying between the eastern fence and the row of garages. There's a tank in the last or second-to-last garage. Jack it, drive it to your hangar at the airstrip, then book it on foot to the tower to save your game & get rid of your wanted stars. Repeat until you have many tanks.

This works on ps2, no idea of vehicle spawns are different for pc.

RCMP, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link

doing the vigilante missions in a tank is hilarious and a piece of piss

Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

I really liked the BoGT, but I thought the emphasis was on the characters & the dialogue, to the point where it took away from the sprawling fun of San Andreas.

I just hope in GTA5 they figure a better way to balance the two, or to provide the great interaction and a good city without constraining it.

Also, ten bucks says they actually hide Sasquatch in the forest this time.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

Also, I like the run of protagonists who are relatively self-aware that they're psychopathic killers surrounded by idiots and who remark on the bullshitness of their situations.

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

now try MTA

PSOD (Ste), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link

THANK YOU! Tank vigilante coming up!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

I also LOL at CJ's date dialogue, which is either "Oh, wow!" and "That is so interesting, I'm just gonna listen."

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

saints row 3 is the closest i've come to experiencing gta: san andreas joy since san andreas. i think it's relatively cheap now too. great game.

adam, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

GTA4 is so underrated now. It's weird.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Gta4 is an amazing game in its own right. But from a purest gta player it sold out on a lot

PSOD (Ste), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

The main thing that turned me off IV was the constant social maintenance. I hate using a phone, checking emails, etc., in real life as it is.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like you guys were playing it wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax36Rct3W5I

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

i just remember being outraged at how un-interactive the game world was, it was like this huge sprawling city with three open businesses, two of which were identical

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that bugged me too.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

I missed the leveled power-ups that came with doing certain things. If I'm going to drive a cab or fire truck or ambulance, I want stat bumps or gear for doing so much of that. Same with collectibles; give me new shit if I grab 50 whatzits for doing so much.

Waitamin, there weren't even ambulance/firetruck side quests in IV, were there?

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

no there weren't. Vigilante missions but you got NOTHING for completing them.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 2 August 2012 10:14 (eleven years ago) link

GTA IV was incredibly unrewarding compared to San Andreas. Also far too po faced.

hyggeligt, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

Even though i beat the game, there is still plenty to do, as I only have 78% completed. Finding the missing horshoes and stuff will be a pain, but i just found SAMA. San Andreas Mission Analyzer. AWESOME!

What is it?

Reads your savefile and gives you a rundown of your completion status on all missions in the game.
Shows you the unique jumps that haven't been done on a map. Optionally also shows landing zones and camera positions for the jumps.
Shows you the gang tags, snapshots, horseshoes and oysters that haven't been done on a map.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=220426

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

I have one missing horseshoe in my saved game. The pay off is brilliant but I refuse to go all around again finding them. Very frustrating.

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

I likely already mentioned years ago in this thread that I had 99/100 gang tags. I went around one night with a jet pack and checked them all out, and every one of them was there, meaning that one was likely half-completed.

And damned if I'm really going to try to spray paint each one again to find out.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I was racing the Chiliad Challenge and having a rough time of it, and I just kept respawning the jet so i could fly up to the top of the mountain and try again. I just did so and jumped out of the plane, and it dropped like a rock, landing on the top of the mountain, and sliding down the bike path. When i started the race, the ground was on fire and everyone ahead of me crashed into the wreckage!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh i fell off the mountain too many times, came in 2nd by a FRACTION of a second. Unlike other racing games, if you lose here, you can pull out a chainsaw or rocket launcher and go nuts. Very satisfying.

The racing is fun too! I didn't think it would be this fun but it is. I think there are more races here than there are in many dedicated racing games.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Found it very frustrating that if you lost a race in Episodes from Liberty City everyone just rode away at top speed before you could get a shot in. GET BACK HERE AND LET ME HAVE MY VENGEANCE.

I just did the BMX Challenge, and it was hella fun biking in the skate park. I realized you can hold down jump (CTRL on computer) before you release it to make him jump really high and it made it WAY easier than otherwise.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 26 August 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

Even the busy work of finding these photo shots is fun. Oh no, I have to fly my jetpack to the top of a skyscraper.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 26 August 2012 07:39 (eleven years ago) link

Oh man, the jetpack. That was the greatest thing.

A Pick Up Artist's Guide to Negative Approach (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 27 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OTM! I loved that thing. The other thing was the helicopters. There was one that was ideal for the horsehoes - one with floats - the Sea Sparrow:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090506124553/gtawiki/images/a/af/SeaSparrow-GTAVC-front.jpg

I didn't realise it was in VC as well.

hyggeligt, Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've had GTA V on pre-order @ amazon since Nov 1 2011. WHat the hell.

BLOCKY 4 LYFE (sunny successor), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, Amazon jumps the gun on pre-orders like that. You'll be sitting in something for years. I think they're as bad as GameStop that way.

Good Lord, autocorrect fixes the GameStop capitalization.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

On a semi-related note, I got a ps2 emulator working on my desktop, and so was finally able to play the first few chapters of Red Dead Revolver until it started crashing repeatedly at a certain point.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

GTAV is taking place in Los Santos here's hoping it feels as big as the one in San Andreas.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

man so i'm back trying to get 100% and doing (the absolute cunt of a mission that is) quarry mission #7... got a good time going thinking ok finally this is it, just in the winch putting the body in the dumper when suddenly the screen's shaking and i hear boom boom boom explosions MISSION FAILED DOZER DESTROYED huh wtf?? i look back across...

http://i.imgur.com/p3lOz.png

motherfucking random plane crashed into my shit offscreen? ffs!!

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

looool

that mish took me several goes, usually involving watching my dumper truck trundle backwards into the river

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:45 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i've cracked it now, main problem was avoiding the stuff agonizingly falling out the back on the way

i love how i'd never gotten round to doing those missions before in the assumption it'd be tedious bob the builder busywork and then it's all "now burn the bodies!"

r|t|c, Thursday, 4 October 2012 09:02 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm halfway through my second playthrough of Skyrim and really considering dropping it and going back and replaying San Andreas. Can anyone suggest a good graphics mod? I got the ENB but it just makes everything hazy, fuzzy, and too bloomy. Maybe the somewhat cartoony graphics are just fitting to the overall play. I guess the main thing I'd like is better lighting, HD textures, etc. Any recommendations?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 25 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

dunno I don't like my pc version, I only ever play the MTA version and that mods itself automatically.

This vid on youtube includes some links that might be worth checking out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXFbJijqytI&feature=related

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Monday, 26 November 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

dumb question i could probably google but i doubt i'd understand the answer, but have people somehow been able to mod their xbox360 gta4 games? last time i went online to play it, dudes were fragging me in all kindsa ways that shouldn't have been possible, and the airport was awash with ramps and jumpable obstacles.

"Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said. (stevie), Monday, 26 November 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

yeah its possible

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Monday, 26 November 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

I've been running it with ENB and while the reflections on the cars look AMAZING, it unfortunately puts the reflective properties on assets that don't really need it. The wood in buildings is all shiny like it was petrified. While roads do look cool with some reflective light, it ends up spilling over onto the sidewalks and even part of the grass, so it all looks kinda gross, like the world is made of out greasy plastic. The cars DO look amazing but that's about it, and it seems like there really isn't much of a way to just specify reflection on those.

The lighting too. The first time i was driving, it was really pretty cool to have the headlights of the car behind me light up my car. But to be honest I prefer the original lighting scheme. It's so dreamy and has a nice yellow Californian glow to it that kind of gets lost with the ENB. Everything is alot darker, and it kind of makes things look even more fake than they already are.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 November 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Replaying this i realized half of the fun is just the crazy AI that underlines the world. NPCs are always off doing something or other, cops will get into a crazy chase that is completely unrelated to what you are doing, etc. I feel like most Open World games fail to really amp up the non-player action taking place.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 November 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

It's like the AI is primed for storytelling. Just randomly doing cab missions I brought a woman from the beach to a mansion and then brought someone from the mansion to a hospital before bringing a few more people there. Is the AI having a a house party at that mansion? Did somebody overdose on something at this party? The world is built of so many pop culture archetypes that things just sort of randomly interlock into these suggested cliche pop art narratives.

Show but don't tell is a great game-making rule. Rather than me talking to an NPC and them spelling it out through boring dialog boxes you create the kind of environments with dynamic AI conducive to interactive storytelling between player and game.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 November 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

posted in the ILG thread:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-11-30-who-spilled-hot-coffee

"Why would a 17-year-old be allowed to run around the city bearing weapons, a game in which you're free to shoot cops and beat up women but in which you're not allowed to make love to his girlfriend after dating her for a while?" - Patrick Wildenborg

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Friday, 30 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

Show bt don't tell is a great game making rulr

So otm

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Friday, 30 November 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

Argh bloody crap smartphone not letting me c&p

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Friday, 30 November 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link


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