Pixar to Disney: Drop Dead

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The dividing line between 20th and 21st century animation giants finally got drawn, I think

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

woo hoo! pity the last two have shown a slight decline though

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

last nail for eisner?

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

pity the last two have shown a slight decline though

Perhaps, but maybe the closest we'll ever get to a Watchmen-style film will set things aright.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm. looks like they have a year or two to get their distribution arm up & running.

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

union animators are happy.

http://www.animationnation.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=007538

sucka (sucka), Friday, 30 January 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Disney to Pixar: we didn't need you anyway.

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The Incredibles in 2004 and Cars in 2005?

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 30 January 2004 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

they sound incredible and car

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 30 January 2004 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Cars in 2005

Cool! An animated Ric Ocasek biopic.

Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I was sorta hoping for Gary Numan myself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Disney to Pixar: we didn't need you anyway.

ha ha

When was the last time Disney put out an even barely watchable animated feature that wasn't done by Pixar? Walt Disney was probably still alive.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Hercules had its moments...

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Emperor's New Groove!

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Lilo and Stitch was pretty good, but then Disney got stupid and fired all of the animators that worked on it anyway. In fact, it has fired most of the hand drawn animation division in favor of sending the work overseas.

I think Pixar will be a lot better off without Disney at this point.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

chuck otm! that movie was actually pretty good

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

what pixar really got from disney wasn't distribution, which any major studio can do, but rather disney's extensive and really really successful merchandising arm, which is big buxx.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chud.com/graphics10/punch.jpg

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Emperor's New Groove!

Really? I can't believe something with a title like this was actually watchable. What were they thinking when they named it?

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If I read this correctly, this means that Disney can still soil the film universe with non-Pixar sequals to all the Pixar/Disney films??

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 30 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, unfortunately. That has been one aspect of dealing with Disney that made Pixar uncomfortable.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what pixar really got from disney wasn't distribution, which any major studio can do, but rather disney's extensive and really really successful merchandising arm, which is big buxx.

Surely also the Disney brand name, which is hella strong among the target audience. Toy Story was the new Disney film when it came out, rather than the debut Pixar film.

Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

true. I guess that doesn't really apply anymore though.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

interesting stuff on this over on slashdot. apparently the disney / pixar deal is 50/50 (usually a distributor would be lucky to get 15%) because pixar was a bit of an unknown when they were looking to get distribution for toy story. all the pixar films have gone on to flatten disney films in terms of box office but, i've heard, disney hasn't budged on the percentage. they also stiffed pixar over toy story 2, said it didn't count towards the 5 films they signed the contract for because it was a sequal...

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=94827&cid=8131039
(and the whole rest of the thread)

toy story:
> the debut Pixar film

pixar already had oscars at this point - they'd had, what 6?, shorts out by then. but yes, first feature.

(wally b, luxo jr, tin toy, knick knack, red's dream... ironically, watch the credits of some of these and you'll see the rendering machines were named 'mickey' and 'donald'.)

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

who, other than animation-heads, gives a crap about animated shorts oscars?
I'm not saying they count for nothing, and surely they carry weight within the industry, but general movie going public doesn't care.

Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

People cared before the stupid movie industry decided not to make any more good animated shorts 45-50 years ago. Now the thinking is that awards are a kind of publicity thing to stimulate more interest in a struggling form. Like they just started the animated feature oscar category, and since so few are made, cheap low profile movies can be nominated.

sucka (sucka), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Emperor's New Groove!

Really? I can't believe something with a title like this was actually watchable. What were they thinking when they named it?

Bad title, good film. Apparently it was part of a much larger Aztec epic with Sting songs and... you've already fallen asleep. Instead, they nixed the main storyline, cut Sting down to an end credits theme, and left in the anarchic comic relief bits, which are pretty funny, in an anarchic-Daffy Duck rather than Eddie-Murphy-as-a-donkey way. Plus, Puddy from Seinfeld is a main character, therefore clasic.

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I never liked the Pixar animation.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

why?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it looks weird.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Disney films quality from past decade:
Lion King > Lilo and Stitch > Mulan > Emperor's New Groove > all the rest cuz they are crappy.

Haha Aja you are smart. Do you not like Pixar or do you not like any computer animated stuff?

I was really impressed by Toy Story, but not much else by Pixar. Their movies sort of hurt my eyes, just because I do not like the non-graphic too-realistic too-bright look of any computer animation very much. Even in video games I hate the 3D ones, I would rather play original nintendo or even pac-man, I think simple graphics are much more fun to look at. I think hand drawn animation rules- it has good looks but it also has unique motion style that doesn't conform to 3D computer models. Pixar definitely has the most superior computer animation though. Plus it's likely they might open a traditional studio so they are cool.

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like the computer animation. I don't like the movies either. I'm getting tired of them. All my friends tell me to go see the movie, but I don't want to. And if I end up seeing it I tell them I liked it. But I don't like it enough to buy the video.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I really prefer hand-drawn animation in every case I've seen, even when I like the actual computer-animated movies. This wave-of-the-future computer thing makes me a little sad.

Maria (Maria), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I like both, as long as they are well done. A lot of the studios think people don't want to see hand-drawn animation anymore, but the problem with the last few big hand-drawn animation movies from Disney and Dreamworks is that the plots and characters were completely abysmal. If they put as much work into their plots and characters as studios like Studio Ghibli or Pixar I have a feeling they would do much better.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diablo is quite right -- the success of Spirited Away shows clearly enough that traditional animation can work wonders still. It's as far away from the now standardized 'quick-write-a-musical-with-funny-sidekicks-since-Broadway-is-now-a-NYC-thing-only-and-we-own-the-market' Disney approach as one can imagine, that film.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

2D animation is fine by me.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I like both!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you're a freak. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

No. Just confused, I think.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was actually talking to Slocki but I can say that because he's Canadian. Wait, I love Canada, never mind.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I know. I was saying he was confused.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"the strange case of the man who liked both 2D and 3D animation"

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Elementary.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

How about 1D?

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Dot & The Line" to thread.

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

FUNYUN ROOLZ OK. I love both the book and cartoon version of that. Even if it's implicitly about how long-haired guys are lazy hippie beatniks, which is so not true.

*does nothing for an hour*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diablo Robotico = smart! Stupid big trad animation studios ran themselves into the ground by being greedy bastards, and now they blame the art form. They shipped the work overseas for quick profit, and degraded it's quality and artist's wages, while paying astronomical money to the executives with MBA's who know jack about art or making good films. Then they blame the "traditional way" for being "too expensive," and pretend computers are "more competitive" by automating artist's jobs. When in fact trad and computer animation are totally seperate art forms, and good quality has the same expense for either one, because they can't replace artists with automation, they can only cheapen the product. Saying 2D animation has some sort of inherent problem or is "expensive" or has become "unpopular" is a lie from anti-worker executives who made it happen from greed. Success really comes from good stories and quality films not fads. They want you to buy their new substitute, but it's the same scam (they are already outsourcing the computer jobs.) i can't wait for holograph smell-o-vision!

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Where does claymation fit in here? (and anything alse not CGI/other appropriate computer animation term or cel animation). I don't think the medium matters in the slightest to most viewers, the thing that some people on this thread have had a problem with has been the plots of Disney films vs plots of Pixar ones.

Favourite myth about computer animation, as attempted in a badly edited end-of-the-evening-news report:

Animator Woman: Computer animation is so much quicker, I can just move this over here in a few seconds. If we'd been painting this film on cels, it would have taken months.
Narrator: In total, Finding Nemo took 6 years to make...

oscillatingocelot (oscillating ocelot), Sunday, 1 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Pixar obviously has better writers than Disney, although Joss Whedon is the only one I can think of, and he might have only done Toy Story.

Nick H (Nick H), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

> I really prefer hand-drawn animation in every case I've seen

and i like the 3d modelling thing they do these days (everything machanical in Belleville for instance, Futurama's spaceships and buildings) where they 3d model various bits and incorporate them / make them look like more traditional 2d animation. without this things tend to change shape when going around corners and that always used to bug me.

> who, other than animation-heads, gives a crap about animated shorts oscars?

people who are interested in what'll win the animated feature award in a couple of years time? people interested in the new animation techniques that are coming through? the short is where people tend to try out things, it's a testing ground. and that's more interesting to me than, say, another jack nicholson movie 8)

andy

koogs (koogs), Sunday, 1 February 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/01/22/0739217

koogs (koogs), Monday, 23 January 2006 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Local planet gets renamed iWorld shock, Steve Jobs crowned owner of known universe. (iCosmos planned)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 23 January 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Can't wait to see Mickey Mouse wearing an iPod.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.billpalmer.net/mickeyipod.jpg

RJG (RJG), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

IT BEGINS

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

and the Tomorrowland food court will STILL feature an all-polyester pop-up band of musicians performing disco medleys of The Starland Vocal Band, Captain & Tenille, and Olivia Newton-John!

Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Now that disco is the new "hot" again, Tomorrowland can still be today's tomorrow!

Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

This is completely fuckin' hilarious. I doubt Gates' trousers are being shat with even a fraction of the force being brought to bear in Howard Stringer's at the moment. I give Eisner two months tops to clean out his desk.

TOMBOT, Monday, 23 January 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

This essentially means that all of the board at Disney told Michael to go fuck himself, the only reason the company's entertainment arm was still in the black is because of Jobs and they need him more than they need autonomy. This is so weird. This is mind-boggling.

From the man who brought you NeXT.

TOMBOT, Monday, 23 January 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

The Macrumors forums are funny. Some of them seem to be genuinely convinced that Jobs is on his way to controlling the world (his 6% of Disney means he will be personally in charge of EVERYTHING), and most of those are quite content with the idea.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad nobody was around to point out that I'm an idiot with my head stuck in the sand for not knowing that Eisner was ALREADY out and had been replaced. WTF, I need to pay attention to one news.

TOMBOT, Monday, 23 January 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

If I'd checked in to this hotel a little earlier I would have done. (wasn't this month's Economist cover story prescient)

Tom, mail me at the below address. I can't find your email address in the archives.

Ed (dali), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:56 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
was going to start a new thread for this but here will do.

here's a movie file of Pixar's 3D zoetrope (& i mean actually 3D not 3D CGI). pretty incredible.

http://www.navone.org/Media/Movies/ZoetropeLoop3.mov

i think this one is set up with a spinning base and a strobe light - not a traditional slotted drum.

jed_, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

wtf, that is wild. so how does it work? for each position there is a different model and they rotate on a turntable w/strobe? I can't stop watching it.

walterkranz, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

that was at the pixar exhibition in london last year, think i mentioned it here at the time. very nicely done.

(and yes, that's exactly how it works, 18 (iirc) different sets of models evenly spaced.)

koogs, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

Mesmerising.

Ed, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

the london one was slightly different. woody was missing but jessie was stood on a pile of alphabet block swinging her lasso up and down (on the white band behind buzz).

koogs, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Disney and Pixar: undrop dead. Though then there's this:

IN a subtle but important shift, Pixar has matured, allowing its strategic thinking to evolve inside a sprawling corporation. For instance, some of the studio’s executives once resisted sequels and direct-to-DVD efforts, arguing that quality and the brand could suffer. While sequels were not out of the question, they said Pixar’s hot streak hinged on pushing boundaries with original material.

But at Mr. Lasseter’s presentation in April, Disney’s first such event in 10 years, he announced “Cars 2,” a 2012 sequel that will take Lightning McQueen and his pals on a tour of foreign countries. Also in the works are four direct-to-DVD movies built around Tinker Bell.

“We are definitely planning on doing more sequels, just as we are more originals,” Mr. Lasseter said in an interview. “We talk with Bob Iger about which ones make sense to do from a business perspective. But each movie has to be absolutely great or you will snuff out a franchise.”

And the Pixar team, which also has oversight of Walt Disney Animation Studios and the DVD-focused DisneyToon Studios, decided that it was O.K. to outsource some direct-to-DVD animation to an Indian company, a departure from its rigid stance that outside animators could not deliver the necessary quality. (Mr. Lasseter will still closely monitor the efforts, however.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 31 May 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Also:

In Disney’s case, Pixar was assigned the difficult task of turning around a storied animation department that had fallen into disrepair as it struggled to find its footing in a new world of computer-generated pictures. At a low point, the 2002 film “Treasure Planet” flopped so badly that Disney was forced to take a $98 million write-down.

A window into how the rebuilding effort is going will come on Nov. 26, with the release of “Bolt,” the tale of a Hollywood dog star who becomes lost in New York and has to make his way back to California. Mr. Lasseter and his team have heavily reworked the project, including playing up a wickedly funny side character, a hamster.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 31 May 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

including playing up a wickedly funny side character, a hamster.

played by Jack Black, I suppose.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 31 May 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

nope, but it does have miley cyrus and john travolta in it

abanana, Saturday, 31 May 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm more of a Wallace and Grommit man.

Aimless, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of jack black... "skidoosh!"

msp, Sunday, 1 June 2008 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

I love pixar but I couldn't make it past the first 10 minutes of Cars...

akm, Sunday, 1 June 2008 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

i got high hopes for wall-e.

ledge, Sunday, 1 June 2008 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

Why did they decide to make a sequel out of one of their poorer efforts? I mean, it is not like they don't have enough amazing movies that you really wish there was more of.

Jibe, Sunday, 1 June 2008 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing it's for the money.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 1 June 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

has anyone read the pixar touch? is it good?

markers, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Pixar-Touch-Vintage-David-Price/dp/0307278298/

markers, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

So I guess Pixar's hand was forced to do sequels, but surely they could have come up with something more inspired than Monsters U.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 June 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Pretty long article here
http://www.wired.com/2014/10/big-hero-6/
Thing I had to notice was that chart comparing Pixar to Disney film grosses - notice how Pixar's have gone down while Disney's have increased. Not coincidentally since Pixar has been doing lackluster sequels...

Nhex, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

Didn't know about this:

But it wasn't all bad: While at Disney, Lasseter saw an early computer-animation test for Tron and it blew him away. “It was very simplistic, but a door opened up in my head and there was this incredible world beyond it,” he says. “I kept thinking, ‘This was what Walt was waiting for.’” Lasseter started an animation test—hand-drawn characters in computer-generated backgrounds—and began developing an idea for a computer-animated feature about forgotten appliances at a summer cabin waiting for their owner to return. Lasseter pitched the idea to the top brass. It was rejected. “The only reason we'd do computer animation,” Lasseter was told, “is if it was cheaper or faster.” Immediately after the meeting, he was summoned to the office of the manager of the animation department and told he was out of a job.

Lasseter was mortified. “My entire self-identity, even as a little kid, was based on this dream of working at Disney,” he says. “It just was so crushing to be fired from the place of your dreams.” He didn't tell anyone that he'd been let go—not even his wife, Nancy. Instead, he said that he'd quit to pursue computer animation. (It wasn't until Disney bought Pixar, more than 20 years later, that Lasseter finally admitted the truth.)

Nhex, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

With Lasseter in charge of the entire animation division now, it seems like there's been a slow transformation of the main studio into the new Pixar.

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

Exactly - this article's the first time I'm hearing it explictly

Nhex, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

assumed this was about this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29947502

Toy Story 4 is a go....if they do it well I suppose that's fine (and I have a hard time believing Lasseter would let anyone fuck this particular franchise up) but still.

akm, Friday, 7 November 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

but still what?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

I wish all film series would replicate the Toy Story formula re: increasing qualitative returns.

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

Haha, nice scare quotes - 'exciting' new film
man, maybe Pixar is just getting stretched too thin - Lasseter actually directing TS4 himself too

Nhex, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

TS 2 was poor though.

Discounting TS3, Pixar's last great film was Ratatouille, 2007.

This run of Cars 2, Brave, Monsters U and Nemo 2 has been terrible in comparison to Disney's very good run of Tangled, Wreck it Ralph, Frozen.

Raccoon Tanuki, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

...nobody take the bait there

Nhex, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

I liked Finding Nemo 2, myself. The characters were much more thoroughly developed this time around and, although I thought all of the hardcore fucking was going to put me off, it really worked in context.

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

This run of Cars 2, Brave, Monsters U and Nemo 2 has been terrible in comparison to Disney's very good run of Tangled, Wreck it Ralph, Frozen.

I actually agree! Ralph and Tangles are great, seeing the new one tonight. I still think Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc and Toy Story 2 were peaks. Rest sort of a scramble, save Nemo 2, which was amazing and surprisingly hot, for fish.

Anyway, it's not a coincidence that as soon as Lasseter ported over from Pixar to Disney proper, Disney movies starting getting better and Pixar started getting shaky. It's telling that Pixar postponed a bunch of stuff; I believe we are in the middle of the longest gap with no Pixar films.

What is Brad Bird up to?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

his neck in lawsuits

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

(j/k)

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

a reboot of a disney theme park area starring george clooney

da croupier, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrowland_(film)

In November 2013, scenes of the film were also shot at New Smyrna Beach, and the Carousel of Progress attraction at Walt Disney World in Florida.

On February 5, 2014, additional filming took place at the It's a Small World attraction at Disneyland in California.

da croupier, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

it was originally named 1952 but why promote something you don't already own

da croupier, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

"This run of Cars 2, Brave, Monsters U and Nemo 2 has been terrible"

Nemo 2 isn't even out yet!

Brave is good and I liked Monsters U fine.

akm, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

Monsters U was so lazy. Hey, it's a slobs vs snobs comedy! For kids!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

Premise

Frank (George Clooney) and Casey (Britt Robertson) travel to a place somewhere in time and space only known as Tomorrowland where their actions directly affect the world and themselves.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

Imagine, if you will, a land where your actions directly affect the world and yourself. Did I blow your mind?

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

Did I mention that this land is somewhere in both time and space? Yeah. Wrap your head around that one.

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

i want that exact description to be the standard form for all wiki "plot" sections for films w unconfirmed plots

difficult listening hour, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

Captain America (Chris Evans) and Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) travel to a place somewhere in time and space only known as Captain America: Civil War where their actions directly affect the world and themselves.

da croupier, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

wistful lol btw @ ned upthread calling the unreleased incredibles "the closest we'll ever get to a watchmen-style film"

difficult listening hour, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

the grim thing i guess is the idea of an escapist fantasy about your actions affecting the world

difficult listening hour, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

Clickhole is fast these days: http://www.clickhole.com/article/toy-story-coming-back-and-time-andy-toy-1374

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

"Mr. Potato Head is now a real-life 4-foot-tall potato man who’s constantly ripping off parts of his face and moving them around"

akm, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

apparently rashida jones is writing

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

Just saw Tomorowland teaser! Looked good, for kids.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)

Big Hero 6 was beautifully designed and executed boilerplate. Given the amount of work that goes into these things, it's a wonder the scripts are not tighter and less lazy before they hit go. It felt a bit like an ambitious movie that had gone through several destabilizing reshoots, which is ironic.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

Lasseter started an animation test—hand-drawn characters in computer-generated backgrounds—and began developing an idea for a computer-animated feature about forgotten appliances at a summer cabin waiting for their owner to return.

This is actually Thomas Disch's story The Brave Little Toaster. Disch later sold it to Disney.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

Big Hero 6 was good stuff! I think I still have low expectations for Disney features, because I thought it was pretty great - some wonderful animation showpieces and generally solid character development and story for the main two characters (less so for the rest of the team, but they were amusing enough sidekicks).

I wish they had cast Sam Waterston for the professor though because COME ON, he looks and sounds JUST LIKE HIM! I guess James Cromwell is good enough.

Nhex, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

The thing that I guess really bugged me was how easily they did basically ... everything. Quick montage: tada, cybernetic microbots by the millions! Another montage: tada, super battle suits! Another montage: Wall-e gets a kung fu upgrade! When things come that easy, there's really no drama, and it makes you ask things like: why doesn't he just make more microbots to battle the bad guy? Or a headband that negates the other headband? Or a robot designed to fight microbot man? And so on. These are minor compared to the glorious animation, but there was just so much of it it all added up.

And speaking of which, lots of just showing off the animation flash at the expense of story. Hey, we've finally got battle suits, let's get the bad guy who killed my brother, but first ... let's fly around and have fun! The fun aspect of it over-dominated the stuff about grief and mourning, imo. Sort of the way "Up" begins with such real heartbreak but ends with flying talking dogs.

Also can't figure out why they had to make the surfer dude a secret billionaire. Hero was financing himself just fine, so it's not like the revelation did anything but give them a location to do another training montage.

Liked the update of the ET gets drunk sequence a lot. And the "Feast" short was beautiful to watch.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

Did anyone else know that "Tangled" is apparently (at least) the second most expensive movie ever made?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 November 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

That's weird. What the hell is up with that?

put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Friday, 21 November 2014 11:56 (eleven years ago)

cgi catering costs

Punny Names (latebloomer), Friday, 21 November 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

CGI hair costs, more like. Still, that's nuts.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 November 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

the animation style was supposed to be novel (cgi + traditional), and the film was in development for six years. the development thing in and of itself isn't noteworthy (the concept for wreck-it ralph first came in the 80s), but in this case it might have included some false starts in production as they worked out the animation style.

da croupier, Friday, 21 November 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

I saw snippets of the unfinished movie at Disney World maybe a year or so before it was released and it looked completely wretched. Like sub-direct-to-video animation. So I'd say that's a fair guess.

It's A Living! (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 November 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

some anecdotal info here

http://wagthemovie.net/2012/04/21/tangled-the-most-expensive-animated-film-ever-made-part-2/

i'm not super informed about how they do accounting in animation, but it seems possible that if there was some experimental tech they were never going to use on another film, it could have been expensed entirely on the budget for this, rather than amortized over several

da croupier, Friday, 21 November 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

admittedly i have no idea how CGI animation actually works, but i've wondered if rapunzel being so expensive explains why nearly every female character since then vaguely resembles her. like they're just tweaking a preexisting model or something.

the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Friday, 21 November 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

i think that's more just brand consistency than expense cutting. disney characters have historically shared features.

da croupier, Friday, 21 November 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

though it'd be awesome to learn Dreamworks saves money by putting the same smirk on different animals

da croupier, Friday, 21 November 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

They have an algorithm for attitude.

for more fun visit www.combos.com (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 November 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

croup otm i think

Nhex, Friday, 21 November 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

Didn't know all the hubbub about Tangled, I should get around to that one.

Nhex, Friday, 21 November 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

Big Hero 6 was excellent. I get the gripes up above but it was really entertaining. And yeah, Feast was wonderful, one of the best shorts before an animated film I've seen in years.

akm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

big hero was some tedious shit basically a really advanced scooby doo ep Imo.

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 November 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

I have a low bar for animated entertainment.

akm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

a really advanced scooby doo ep

not a bad thing

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

We got that already, though. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38125000/jpg/_38125568_scooby_doo_300b.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

princess and the frog was as good as any disney 90s

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

music was snazzy in that one, big step above frozen

dr bronner's new and improved peppermint (soda), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

princess frog animation and story also step up for disney. visually my favoutire disney movie.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

Wow, I really didn't like that one. I especially hated that they made a big deal about finally having an African-American princess, then they immediately turn her into a frog for the duration. Then at the end, the rich white girl/family swoops in and saves the day. "Here's some money, follow your dream!" Iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

nah you've got wrong end of stick with the ending, the morals were great, about working hard against entitlement, character writing was great, to look at the best disney film for decades.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

But isn't that how it ends? The rich white family just gives her a pile of money?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

Something else I agree w rt about wtf.

I dont recall white girl giving her a bunch of money at the end and that isnt mentioned in the wiki synopsis

Οὖτις, Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

She marries the prince, they buy the restaurant

Οὖτις, Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

"But isn't that how it ends? The rich white family just gives her a pile of money?

― Josh in Chicago"

No, it's not.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

Isn't there something with money from the rich white family?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 November 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, her childhood friend Charlotte gives her the money.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 November 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

her friend hires her to cater a party at the start of the movie, and that's the last chunk of money she needs after years of saving. then the realtors tell her someone else is offering more money, so she can't have the place after all, but at the end of the movie she goes back with a talking jazz alligator and frightens them into accepting the original price.

the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

Deus ex talking jazz alligator.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 November 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

Anyway, point stands that the first African-American princess is reduced to a frog for most of the movie. Tiana might be the only of the recent princesses, save perhaps Pocahontas, whose presence at Disney World last month was limited exclusively to a cameo on the parade. And I'm not even sure I saw her there.

I didn't think this one was bad, actually, just sort of a missed opportunity. Save for Keith David, who should voice every villain.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 November 2014 14:15 (eleven years ago)

I don't know what you're talking about with the white money thing, I think that' in your head. She worked hard for all the money - that was the entire point of the movie. The frog point is just stupid, sorry mate. It's a cartoon about animals and turning into a frog, if you didn't know she was black still, then, sorry about that.

Raccoon Tanuki, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

i cannot tell if this frog is black

akm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

I just meant that after making a point of finally having a princess (or even a lead) who was visibly black, they waste no time turning her into a frog.

Tiana has a white childhood best friend who is filthy rich, with a rich dad (I believe actually named Big Daddy). Charlotte, her friend, the rich southern belle, is the one who hires her to bake or cater. At the end, I think, the frog prince makes her promise to give money to Tiana. That's what was confusing me (having not seen it for a while).

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MC3XuMvsDI

ugh!

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah they're done

Number None, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:38 (eleven years ago)

i hope everybody likes thinkpieces about gender stereotyping because come july we are IN FOR IT.

the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

this doesn't look good at all. maybe they'll surprise.

akm, Thursday, 11 December 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gn6IfWXPbk

poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 11 December 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

exactly

Nhex, Thursday, 11 December 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

Ffffuuuuuck that looks terrible

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 December 2014 07:35 (eleven years ago)

Men like sport and women like nagging.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:12 (eleven years ago)

so pixar have made an unauthorised version of the beano's numskulls strip?

http://www.beano.com/media/1371128/93numskullslogo_500x399.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:20 (eleven years ago)

Eh I don't want to judge too harshly on such a small clip, and my residual affection for Pixar is still enourmous, but little mind people aside it looks to have a pretty banal storyline.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)

But I'd like it to be good, I really would.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:35 (eleven years ago)

So basically...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE489rs0fPA

tsrobodo, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:50 (eleven years ago)

i like the calvin+hobbes strip with all the tiny calvins and the burt reynolds sperm commander section in everything you always wanted to know about sex but reddening otm

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

Clearly I am blind

tsrobodo, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:30 (eleven years ago)

i hope everybody likes thinkpieces about gender stereotyping because come july we are IN FOR IT.

― the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 9:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Men like sport and women like nagging.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, December 11, 2014 6:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think most people will be bothered by this kind of thing. Like I'm sure everyone else in my office would go "oh COME ON" at these criticisms because they rely on this kind of shit for their own sense of humor. It's the "hahaha soooo truuue" kind of humor they're comfortable with, it's written into their brains and reinforced by hallmark card jokes, words written on snarky novelty items, and commercials featuring women rolling their eyes at dopey husbands.

Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

i mean "sports sports sports toilet seat up oh no!! anniversary :/" is so broadly sitcom-ish to the point of self-parody but pixar has a tendency for that type of stuff and they're the only people on earth still gainfully employing tim allen so i guess it isn't too surprising

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

also does NO ONE remember cranium command come on now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlwLkM0iGE0

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

People are fucking boring. Pixar know$.

Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)

Would not be at all surprised to learn that this was originally pitched as a Cranium Command film.

Monarch of the Murder Chair (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

"sports sports sports toilet seat up oh no!! anniversary :/"

lol well done

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

I don't think most people will be bothered by this kind of thing. Like I'm sure everyone else in my office would go "oh COME ON" at these criticisms because they rely on this kind of shit for their own sense of humor. It's the "hahaha soooo truuue" kind of humor they're comfortable with, it's written into their brains and reinforced by hallmark card jokes, words written on snarky novelty items, and commercials featuring women rolling their eyes at dopey husbands.

― Evan, Thursday, December 11, 2014 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well.... yeah. Doesn't mean we have to be excited about it though! Some of their other films really went for something with a lot more heart and insight than this lazy Dreamworksy shit.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

Well like I say, there may turn out to be more depth to the concept than the trailer reveals. Signs aren't good though.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

This trailer feels roughly of a piece with the somewhat recent trend in commercials that show couples/families who can barely hide their resentment of and boredom with one another.

Monarch of the Murder Chair (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

Well.... yeah. Doesn't mean we have to be excited about it though! Some of their other films really went for something with a lot more heart and insight than this lazy Dreamworksy shit.

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, December 11, 2014 12:15 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah I'm definitely not saying anyone is forcing us to be excited about that trailer. Just kinda frustrated that people are complacent despite the criticisms already brought up here.

Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

Not that they have to agree either if presented with them.

Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

I want to give Pixar more credit from so many years of goodwill, but they did just make a Monsters Inc prequel and sequel to Cars... still, I will keep hope alive.

Nhex, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

i hope everybody likes thinkpieces about gender stereotyping because come july we are IN FOR IT.

― the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 9:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

evan just pointed me to this and yeah, this is gonna get thinkpieced to death - and rightfully so to a certain extent - unless of course the trailer is deceptive. like ebert *pours liquor* once said, the trailer almost invariably reflects the film the studio (disney overlords rather than pixar people) wanted made, rather than the film that was made.

but pixar might also be washed i mean i didn't even try fuckin' with cars 2 or brave, havent seen any of their flicks since up and toy story 3

just a couple of assholes having breakfast (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

Brave was ok, but a little sub-par for them

Nhex, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

I'm really worried about the future of The Good Dinosaur.

how's life, Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

I fell asleep during Brave and didn't feel particuarly inclined to try again. Monsters Inc prequel was entertaining enough, but hardly a classic.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 11 December 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

They're following the Disney template with a glut of classics right out of the gate followed by a slate of forgettable halfassery.

Monarch of the Murder Chair (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

but the Dad in that trailer was daydreaming about SOCCER. It's clearly super-progressive.

Brio2, Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

they were just thinking about the international box office

slam dunk, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

ha, yeah that's probably exactly right

Brio2, Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

Well, both. Soccer was big this year in the US so it's a kill two birds kinda thing.

Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

brave was painfully conventional, occasionally beautiful

monsters u was by-the-numbers hackwork

still lots of goodwill attached to the brand but they need a legit Pixar entertainment aoon

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 December 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

monsters inc prequel was fun, I don't hold that against them. not so sure we need Nemo 2 since Nemo is one of their absolute highlights. Brave was fine, I think it's a much better film than the woeful Frozen.

akm, Friday, 12 December 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

Despite the quality of any given Pixar movie overall, their animators still consistently come across as the most imaginative and best at timing/expressions/mannerisms/etc of their characters & worlds.

Evan, Friday, 12 December 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

Oh yeah, the animation in that trailer is sublime.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 12 December 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

Yes, but Pixar should remember that DreamWorks animation is also very pretty, but underneath lies a vacuous void with the heart of a hyena (a cowardly hyena's heart).

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)

Cars 2 was the beginning of the slide.

Brio2, Friday, 12 December 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

Pixar's sequelitis is a little surprising, as even Disney proper has avoided that to a pretty large extent (either shipping that garbage straight to video or dumping it on a lesser studio, a la Planes). I think the critical and commercial success of the Toy Story series went to their heads and suggested that the rest of their library could carry subsequent installments.

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

true, but so far, the only terrible sequel is Cars 2. I still stand by Monsters U.

akm, Friday, 12 December 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

Monsters U was fun but Cars 2 good lord

Brio2, Friday, 12 December 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

but it's true they really haven't tried anything ambitious or critic-friendly anyway since Up

Brio2, Friday, 12 December 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

I guess Brave had its fans actually

Brio2, Friday, 12 December 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

xpost Which is baffling, since up to that point (IIRC), each subsequent movie did better both critically and financially than the one before. Why mess with that formula?

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

Cars was WAY too big of of an incentive from a merchandising point of view for them to not do. I can imagine a push in very early phases of writing Cars 2 to "expand the universe" with that in mind. And imagine the pressure after Up to produce another good merchandising opportunity.

Evan, Friday, 12 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

Are you kidding? Those Carl dolls are still flying off the shelves five years later.

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

haha

Evan, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

Ha - yeah and my kids did not dig Up at all. Maybe they were put off somehow by their parents weeping within the first three minutes.

Brio2, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)

worth mentioning that the people who made pixar A Thing are currently focused on making disney A Thing again.

(HOT CHICK FROM BAR 2008) (Will M.), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

Good bit of recent discussion ITT about that very Thing. I hope Lassiter stays in a position of power at Disney for a long time to come.

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

ah my bad - i figured that already came up. i just assume that's the reason pixar seems to be treading water at the moment.

weirdness of that trailer aside though, what i've read about that brain movie seems pretty promising.

(HOT CHICK FROM BAR 2008) (Will M.), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

Well, usually their storytelling is pretty good. That trailer was just establishing the world. Same with Monsters U- Pixar did a nice job with the story and it was a fun movie, but the similar trailer just showing the characters as college versions doing Animal-House-but-not-humans was also really shitty looking initially (though I'm not saying it came close to the legacy that ended with Toy Story 3).

Evan, Friday, 12 December 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

Cars 2 was the beginning of the slide.

It was one of them, considering they devised it as a means to marketing toys to boys, though the irony is that it was totally Lasseter's baby because he likes cars. But I think the breaking point was giving up and greenlighting Toy Story 3 after Disney threatened to start making straight to video sequels on their own and Pixar capitulated.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 December 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

Nothing wrong with Toy Story 3 though imo

Stays true to the magic of all the other classics.

Evan, Friday, 12 December 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

Is anyone else excited for the movie about people's emotions being anthropomorphized? Looks like it might be pretty good, IMO.

Frobisher, Saturday, 13 December 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

"greenlighting Toy Story 3 after Disney threatened to start making straight to video sequels on their own and Pixar capitulated"

this happened with Toy Story 2 actually

akm, Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

wasn't making Toy Story 3 one of the required terms of the Pixar/Disney buyout deal?

Nhex, Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

this happened with Toy Story 2 actually

Yeah, this may be right, or at least closer. I think Toy Story 2 was going to be straight to video, but they decided to make it a feature. This is back when Pixar worked more or less independently from Disney, while Disney handled distribution. They split profits 50/50, but Disney retained character/sequel rights. Regardless, Toy Story 2 is perfect, so worked out OK. Last several Pixar, starting with Cars, have been erratic or otherwise disappointing, while Disney (under Lasseter) has cleaned up, creatively and commercially. Again, no coincidence that we are in the middle of the longest stretch yet between Pixar films, many of which have had creative conflicts/changes and/or have been delated (Brave, Dinosaur).

Intrigued about the return of Andrew Stanton post John Carter. It's too bad it's for Finding Dory, but Finding Nemo may be my Pixar fave. Definitely up there.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

u r all cray monsters u was a by-the-numbers betrayal of everything that made the first one worthwhile

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 December 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

I disliked Monsters U. I thought it was lame and unfunny and I was shocked they went with the boilerplate slobs vs. snobs set-up. Iirc it saved all its few jokes for the fuzzy guy. Monsters Inc, is one of Pixar's formative masterpieces.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 December 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

All I meant (speaking for myself) was that it had a nice charm to it and that it would have been a very strong Dreamworks film. But yes against the earlier Pixars it was disappointing for sure.

Evan, Saturday, 13 December 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

I kinda want to say that The Lego Movie was fantastic and better than anything Disney, Pixar or Dreamworks has put out for the past few years, to my shock

Nhex, Saturday, 13 December 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

both toy story 3 and the recent toy story holiday special have a heavy handed judeochristian subtext that feels both subversive and somewhat underhandedly delivered all at once
and yet the former had gleams of brilliance
i agree with you on the lego movie; that was a dozen times better than it would've been. only wish they hadn't cast will ferrell.

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

Everything I've heard suggests that becoming integrated into the Disney corporate machine has affected not only the quality of Pixar's output, but also the working conditions as well. You just have to look at how many directors have been fired from their own projects in the last decade, at least three that I'm aware of. It just doesn't sound like a healthy working environment at all.

Also just been reading about how the current president of the company has basically fucked all his employees over through years of wage fixing. Lassetter was also apparently aware of what was going on and supported it.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/business/pixars-ed-catmull-emerges-as-central-figure-in-the-wage-fixing-scandal-101362.html

Pheeel, Saturday, 13 December 2014 08:50 (eleven years ago)

Lasseter is a fool and a moron.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn7.staztic.com/app/a/2569/2569756/rj-over-the-hedge-wallpapers-9-2-s-307x512.jpg

Number None, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

That's a little heartbreaking for me tbh, I love Lasseter

Nhex, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

he hugs everyone like a madman. watch that day in the life he did. gimme a break stop hugging me. he even hugs miyazaki like crazy. everything with him during directing is "great job, just fantastic, brilliant, now let me go finish decorating my office"

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 15 December 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I remeber a clip of him and Miyazaki on the red carpet and Lasseter was clowning like a buffoon, and there was this sheepish grin on the very diginified Miyazaki's face which seemed to say "I'm kind of glad I don't speak English right now".

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

Is this our general Pixar thread? Anyway, reviews of Finding Dory not encouraging.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)

They did Toy Story justice but it seems otherwise like they need to cut it with the sequels.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)

Well, Good Dinosaur was not a sequel and they fucked that up. Inside Out was original, too, and those were just in the last 12 months. But yeah, their sequels are pretty meh, though I understand that was a big negotiating tactic Disney used to keep them onboard. Basically, stay with us, Pixar, and do sequels, or we will do them ourselves. Which is ironic, because Disney proper has been killing it: Zootopia, Frozen, Wreck It Ralph, Big Hero 6, Tangled ...

Next up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PbWhWGUrY

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)

Well, with Lasseter in charge of the whole of Disney animation, I think he shifted his emphasis to the larger playground. It's just my feeling that his stewardship is largely to thank for the uptick in Disney's output, but the timeline seems to support that.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 June 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)

"Anyway, reviews of Finding Dory not encouraging."

which ones? it seems overwhelmingly postive on rotten tomatoes so far. I'm seeing it tonight so I'll report back.

akm, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:17 (nine years ago)

I read the Chicago Tribune one, which was 3 stars but mostly a modest review, heard the NPR one, which was pretty meh, AVClub gave it a meh B- ... Most for the same reasons - Dory is annoying, the contained setting is not as expansive as the first one - which is not reassuring.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)

Blurbs on Meteoritic - and these are the mostly positive reviews:

It’s not Toy Story or Inside Out or even Nemo. What it is is a perfectly enjoyable family film that’s comforting, familiar, and a bit slight, like one of those serviceable Lion King spin-offs that Disney used to ship straight to DVD back in the ‘90s.
EW

In deciding not to stray far from the first film in plot or tone, it makes for a pleasant, familiar, cheerfully unassuming fish-in-her-water tale.
WaPo

Even the more positive Times review strikes a similar chord:

What “Dory” lacks in dazzling originality it more than makes up for in warmth, charm and good humor.

Iirc the Good Dinosaur reviews were sort of similar, along the lines of "It's a simple story, perfect for families, nothing special, but its heart is in the right place and it's nice to look at."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:23 (nine years ago)

those serviceable Lion King spin-offs that Disney used to ship straight to DVD back in the ‘90s.

lol they were putting those lion king movies on VHS in the 90s not DVD do your fucking research you gormless noob and you call yourself a "film" "critic" you make me SICK

a simba man (Will M.), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:42 (nine years ago)

lol

Nhex, Friday, 17 June 2016 05:28 (nine years ago)

fwiw i thought Good Dinosaur was totally underrated. not up to the best of Pixar but still a really good children's film in my eyes

Nhex, Friday, 17 June 2016 05:29 (nine years ago)

Saw it last night, it's very very good, certainly not a trifle. It's true that resetting this story in what's basically the MOnterey Bay Aquarium takes some of the open-ended fascination of the ocean out of it, but they already did that story. It's absolutely better than the Good Dinosaur and has no dead parents. It's not as good as Nemo but most films aren't.

akm, Friday, 17 June 2016 11:41 (nine years ago)

also Dory herself is not annoying, who would say that?

akm, Friday, 17 June 2016 11:41 (nine years ago)

I think it was the NPR/LAtimes interview. Tbf they didn't call her annoying, but they did say after a while she makes you (that is, made the reviewer) a little irritable.

I don't expect this to be bad at all, but given the original "Nemo" (which I love) is not terribly ambitious by Pixar standards, this sort of redux seems not particularly compelling. It's curious, my kids have loved all those recent Disney-proper cartoons, even the older daughter, but neither wanted to see Inside Out, both actively refused to see Good Dinosaur (to my disappointment) and neither has mentioned Finding Dory at all.

I am curious about the animation. Nemo was, what, a decade ago? 15 years ago? A while ago, anyway, and I think it still looks gorgeous. Have there been any significant advances in computers that make this one look any better/different? I don't know where the animation can go from the first one. A lot of computer tech lately is going to fur and flowing hair and other hyper-detailed stuff. Computers seem to have nailed water stuff years ago.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2016 12:45 (nine years ago)

the surfaces of the fish look very tactile in this, like you could just pick them up and touch them (and I saw it in 2d). And the water itself is mindblowing, particularly at the end credits where there is a scene that's held for about 10 seconds of the bay and the dock and it's utterly, completely photo realistic; if you didn't see the Good Dinosaur, there are scenes of wind through grass that are similar, where you can't believe this is animation. That's amazing, but it's also a bit...if it just looks completely real, then why is it better than actual film of a real place, you know? Luckily that kind of realism is left to the background textures and the character animation itself is just very very good. The way the octopus moves around, for instance....it's cartoonish, almost loony-toonsish at time, but somehow it's very believable.

for all the fuss (or, well, one article anyway) about there being a same sex couple in this, they are there for all of about 1 and a half seconds.

akm, Friday, 17 June 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)

It's funny, the uncanny valley doesn't really apply to natural imagery, does it? Just people? Because there's a driving scene in Zootopia, too, where everything looks photorealistic (except for the characters). Even back in Life of Pi, the tiger is as real as can be; likewise the bear in The Revenant. I think that's why these movies stay cartoons, because they still can't do people, and thus go the opposite direction with cute and/or stylized protagonists, or talking animals. Though new Jungle Book was all CG, more or less, except for the kid, right? I wonder how far we are from a movie with photorealistic CG creature protagonists. Or how they would sustain a film in that mode, narratively. I guess a movie like Babe did it with a combination of real animals, puppets and CG.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)

Not really interested in photorealism in art, generally speaking. It's basically a magic trick (albeit one that that involves a lot of skill and technical mastery). But the extent to which movies like this are able to more fully and realistically realize an imagined universe is pretty amazing (the aesthetic of Zootopia was just gorgeous in this regard).

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:34 (nine years ago)

I pretty much agree with this review: http://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Finding-Dory-brings-the-fish-tale-to-a-new-8133528.php

akm, Friday, 17 June 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)

Dory is annoying

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, June 16, 2016 6:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Can't believe JiC wants to fuck a fish

, Friday, 17 June 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)

watching good dinosaur tonight; i guess they scheduled it to premiere on cable in concert with Dory's release?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 17 June 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)

while i don't really love cgi animated movies -- actually i kinda hate them -- pixar had the right idea from the beginning with regard to keeping the human characters (or just the characters in general i guess) relatively cartoony. (thus avoiding the uncanny valley shit.) the "realism" of the backgrounds is just kind of standard animation technique applied to cgi. animation (at least in the traditional disney style or stuff like studio ghibli, not so much classic looney tunes where it was much more stylized) has always been about contrasting vibrant and less "realistic" characters against hyper-detailed backgrounds.

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)

Scott McCloud had a decent explanation of why this method works in Understanding Comics, but I can't find a full scan of that page
https://i.imgur.com/DwnhC0z.jpg

Nhex, Saturday, 18 June 2016 07:38 (nine years ago)

I always thought it was not jut about contrast but because the main characters have more changes and action than the backgrounds, and take more work, so the less something moves or needs to change, the more detail it can have. I guess the advance in CG is stuff like hair (or water, or plants in the wind or whatever), detailed things with automated natural motion, but that's still background and sort of designed to be random, vs. directing lead characters, which is hyper specific.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)

xpost Yeah, McCloud calls it the "masking effect" and asserts that we identify more easily with simply-drawn characters (smiley face could be almost everyone on earth, photograph could basically be one person)... so we can sort of put on the 'mask' of the simply-drawn character. He also gives the example of a prop like a sword - drawn simply when the character is swinging it, as an extension of you, the reader - but becoming hyper-detailed when the character notices some mysterious writing on the hilt, shoving it back into the alien, not-you space of the world.

I still basically buy it but I think it's probably a little more complicated and non-universal than he's suggesting. Great book, though, would get a kick out of flipping through it again. Was my Bible for years after it came out.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 June 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

yeah mccloud was probably who was thinking of (in the abstract) when i wrote that. i don't know how well the book holds up since i haven't read it cover to cover in more than a decade-- i think he was a little too interested in a grand unified theory of comics, and too much has happened in comics in the years since that some things probably not longer ring true -- but i still have my original tundra copy somewhere. he was also super gracious to me when i was an annoying 17 year old pestering him with questions that i would in no way apply to my life or career once i woke up to the fact that i can't draw.

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 18 June 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)

Yeah, at this point I'm pretty sure part of the book's appeal would be as kind of a period-piece glimpse into what would have existed, and been on the radar of a particularly enthusiastic consumer of American, European and Japanese work, at the turn of the 90s. The grand unified theory stuff might have some holes in it, but on the other hand I think some of the stuff it draws your attention to probably still obtains... like really focusing on what "happens" between panels, or how time can also pass within a panel, etc. Brain-expanding, at least for 12-year-old me.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 June 2016 14:44 (nine years ago)

Not to stray too far off-topic, but McCloud has written two follow-ups that address in part some of the changing landscape of comics.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 June 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)

Still haven't seen "Dory," but my wife tells me there is a slightly more than simmering parent revolt, or at least a lot of parents warning certain parents and kids away. Apparently "Dory" has been weirdly traumatic for younger kids, especially kids who have been adopted? Don't know what that's about.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)

http://www.adoptionlcsw.com/2016/06/finding-dory-adoption-movie-review.html

koogs, Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)

Interesting. Also interesting that like 90% of Disney movies begin with the death of a parent/loved ones, and afaict that's never proved particularly traumatic for little kids. Maybe it's the specifics of this scenario?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)

My almost 6yo is seeing it this weekend as part of a birthday party and I'm a little worried for him. He wept through most of Paddington because he could sense that Paddington was lonely and scared (but also refused to walk out because he didn't want to miss anything).

early rejecter, Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)

Finding Dory is better than most Pixar sequels. I'm convinced they had Dory's story all worked out when they made the first movie -- nothing feels like a retcon.

My 4yo non-adopted niece liked it. Not sure how much she understood.

remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:07 (nine years ago)

The sea lions in Dory were String and McNutty.

Nicholas Nickelback (Leee), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)

Ha! Didn't notice that.

how's life, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Finally saw "Dory" and thought it was a lot better than I expected. I can definitely see how it could be traumatic or at least troubling for kids who have been adopted, though I was surprised how well the film worked as a parable of special needs kids and hard it can be for them to navigate (or be allowed to navigate) the world. You've got Dory, of course, and her condition, you've got the sea lion and bird with some sort of intellectual disability, you've got a legally blind whale shark, traumatized beluga, an octopus missing a leg (and of course even Nemo has his tiny flipper). Without saying it a lot of "Dory" is about these characters overcoming their disabilities.

Not sure I was into the broad gag of the octopus driving a car (I just read Soul of the Octopus and know they're smart but come on), but I was willing to go with it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)

Oh, also, the opening short "Piper" was cute, and was scored by Adrian Belew!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

Not sure I was into the broad gag of the octopus driving a car (I just read Soul of the Octopus and know they're smart but come on), but I was willing to go with it.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 1, 2016 3:22 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just fyi it's a movie abt talking fish

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

I guess that was just photorealism run amuck, I thought they actually had an octopus driving a car, suddenly it all makes sense!

One of the great things about the first one is how the characters, while anthropomorphic talking sea creatures, generally behave and act according to the species/physiology or whatever, so there was some ... internal logic? But I guess I do draw the line at an octopus starting up a car and leading the police on a high speed chase. Not just starting a car that rolls down a hill into the ocean, but steering, making screechy u-turns, etc.. I expect that from talking toys, but not from talking octopuses.

Seriously, Soul of an Octopus is a super-cool read.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51O7Qa9liKL._SX323_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)

Well if we're going to nitpick, that wasn't an octopus, it was a septapus, and the missing arm was probably its reproductive arm, and by Seinfeldian logic, that lack would make him a cognitive and spatial genius.

Pleeesiosaur (Leee), Monday, 1 August 2016 22:44 (nine years ago)

It's a philosophical quandary. If an octopus loses an arm, is it still an octopus? If a twin loses its twin, is it still a twin?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2016 22:54 (nine years ago)

I'm talking biology!

Pleeesiosaur (Leee), Monday, 1 August 2016 23:02 (nine years ago)

I thought a kid tore one of his arms off?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

The Good Dinosaur was a snooze. Weak characterizations, a poorly defined story universe and a disappointingly standard American Tail-style lost child narrative. And couple of lovely autumnal visuals towards the end notwithstanding, even the animation was barely better than average.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

yeah. worse than brave in my opinion.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 14 October 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)

I couldn't get my kids to watch it when it was literally the only thing on TV. 50% of "Brave" is great, then it turns into My Mother the Bear.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

that was the better half imo

Nhex, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:58 (nine years ago)

my expectations for the good dinosaur were sufficiently low that i actually kinda liked it for what it was: a feature-length demo reel for pixar's amazing new digital grass and water effects

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 17 October 2016 06:42 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

I thought "Moana" was great, easily one of the best looking Disney, etc. movies, sort of made me think of "Brave" if "Brave" was better.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)

Is this one Pixar or just Disney?

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 26 November 2016 00:06 (nine years ago)

Disney.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 November 2016 00:11 (nine years ago)

four years pass...

Is the new one Pixar or Disney? Doesn't really matter anymore, I guess. Anyway, "Encanto" was absolutely gorgeous. It was also perhaps more patient than most Disney animated films, and perhaps just slightly more cliche-averse. That said, I don't think it made much sense, and my daughter immediately thought of a better ending, but it's worth it for the bright colors alone. Also, caught the trailer for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdKzUbAiswE

Looks like it could be fun.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 21:39 (four years ago)

(Also some "Teen Wolf" vibes.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 21:40 (four years ago)

whole lotta dreamworks face in that trailer

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:07 (four years ago)

trailer is manic af

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:18 (four years ago)

This is the one set in my old Toronto neighbourhood! Can't wait to see it. The short by the same director was a lot mellower, hopefully this was just trailer'd up

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:37 (four years ago)

I literally lived opposite this house!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEZ0WZqWYAkpX6H?format=jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:39 (four years ago)

four years pass...

No idea what the last Toy Story was even about, but this is a clever concept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUS6-aO52uY

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 May 2026 13:22 (one week ago)

it was about an hour 40 iirc

you can find chort in the clyteum (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 May 2026 13:25 (one week ago)

Q: how many times can Disney recycle this basic plotline of "child no longer plays with these toys, who now must band together to remind child of their vital place in child's life"?

A: infinity plus one

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 May 2026 17:55 (one week ago)

"child no longer plays with these toys, who now must band together to remind child of their vital place in child's life"?

I mean, this is nostalgia for all things Disney - toys, movies, theme parks - in a nutshell.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 May 2026 18:18 (one week ago)


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