Did anyone watch Grand Designs last night?

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Fucking hell.

Thoughts:

1) The video they had done made me think of Tomb Raider 3.

2) The couple were a bit weird

3) They were fucking minted. This aroused my ire. Anyone who sepdns 34K on a bleeding cooker is a waste of genetic material.

4) The house was bllody marvellous. Might be a clear case of Marxist righteous indignation being a cover for simple envy. The library was very nice, with door disguised as bookcase.

5) The staircase was nice. As was the glass walkway (in the video, replaces industrial mesh grid floor.

6) The bath was far too small for both of them to fit in.

7) It was the kind of house Blofeld would have.

8) The best bit though was the planning dispute. They interviewed the people from (I think) the London Symphony Orchestra who objected to the brick used in the party wall. Because it wasn't their actual property, they could act in their own minds as not personally interested and so more 'rational'. INstead, shorn of any reason to compromise (because you actually have to live there and be neighbourly ultimately) they really got to the heart of the bourgeois nastiness that is contentious small home improvement planning issues. Magnificent to see the true nasty spitefulness come out. More!

For more, including video, visit the Grand Designs website.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 22 January 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They seemed a strangely mismatched couple I thought.

But yeah, phenomenal house.

Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I only saw the start and finish, it's been on before apparently, cos I thought it looked like an amazing plan and when I called Chris in to watch it he said he'd seen it before and she was so annoying he couldn't watch it. He was right.

The best bit of it I saw was the update on the planning application, that approval for the bricks in the party wall had been refused, and that they were appealing. Fantastic!

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so shocked by the £34000 cooker that any further rational analysis went out of the window.

Thirty Four THOUSAND POUNDS on a COOKER! THAT DIDN'T EVEN WORK!

Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It was a new series, so how has Chris seen this? I think we should be told.

They were odd weren't they? I thought they were both lu-las but I warmed to her; she smiled. He was a bit of a cold fish, but I started to like him when he got all philistine about commissioning art.

They'd been looking for a dream house for 6 years; I wondered at some did they stop loving each other (or will htye?) and instead they love the idea of being people with a grebt house. He provided the cash, she got the plans drawn up and supervised that. I started to wonder what the catacylsmic consequencdes would be if either had a drunken shag vcausing the rellie to fall apart.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw the end of this (I was watching Bob Monkhouse's Heroes of Comedy which seemed to be based on hearsay as they didn't include any interviews with him, and Hairy Women where a guy went look around the Amalfi coast in pursuit of the hirsute - dude, use the internet, it's designed to find hairy women) and I'm glad I didn't see all of it. The way they quickly dismissed the fact that they had spent double their budget of £600,000 made me sick. I'm afraid to say I cheered when it said that their retrospective planning application had been refused.

Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

really? Maybe it's been on living tv or something? Or maybe he imagined it.

The house itself was amazing, but they really didn't come over well. How many of the couples/families involved in grand designs do though?

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"How many of the couples/families involved in grand designs do though?"

The couple who rennovated the derelict water pumping station in Chesterfield did.

Nathan W (Nathan Webb), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that the one where they didn't manage to renovate the part that was going to be the bedrooms, so had to sleep in the living room?

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If that had been the Royal Family doing that, we'd all be at the walls with torches....

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't think so, by the epilogue the house was completely finished, but it was one of the Grand Designs revisited episodes.

Nathan W (Nathan Webb), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the one I'm thinking of was also Revisited, and they still hadn't finished it. It was an old water-works with a tower that had had a tank in it; they were going to convert the tank into bedrooms, with new semi-subterranean buildings around it as the living areas. The new parts were finished fine, but by the time the money ran out the tower was still an empty shell.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Caitlin, that one sounds very different...weird that there are two water-pumping-station episodes though. I missed the one last night, but saw the other water pumping station one, and really enjoyed it. All their hard work and dedication was amazing, and the building looked fantastic at the end, despite my doubts about the gigantic living room floor plan etc, they really made something uniquely suited to them with relatively little money.

sgs (sgs), Thursday, 22 January 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I remember the one Sarah describes. Didn't they turn an old Mini into a desk?

Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 22 January 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, was *that* waterworks one the one that was on a week or two or go? I remember that too - it was *huge*.

The one I'm talking about was in the last series, I think.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 22 January 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes on both counts. I thought the Mini would be weird, but it looked good with their posters and art, and to scale with the interior.

sgs (sgs), Thursday, 22 January 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh. I miss England so much.

Ah, I bet it wasn't as good as the one where we got to laugh at Damien Hirst for spending tens of thousands of pounds on A SHED. That was the best one ever. Better than the two goths with the water tank. (There have been two water pumping station couples.)

Maybe it's schadenfreunde (sp?) but I prefer the ones where everything goes wrong and the smug couples who you want to punch in the face at the beginning of the programme are left debt-ridden and on the verge of divorce at the end.

the river fleet, Thursday, 22 January 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

all that space for two people is bordering on the obscene, especially in london.

and then they go and put 3 large goldfish in a small spherical bowl. grrr.

that said, the bricks they used for the extra wall did look like a better match for the rest of the wall than the ones that were specified. other bits of the courtyard used the other bricks but that wall was already pink. they just needed a couple of months to get a bit grubbier and less new looking.

andy

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

that huf haus. i want one. a bespoke, prefab, 3d mondrian.

and would you find 6 english builders as efficient as those germans?

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 30 January 2004 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The production team probably got a zillion calls yesterday from middle-class handwringers trying to get the number for the German builders.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 30 January 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't there another Grand Desgins - possibly the in the series on interiors, where they brought in German builders and it all went horribly wrong - something to do with a flat roof I think ?

smee (smee), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It was the one in Hackney, where they completely ripped the insides of a terrace down. They got Germans in to do the glass walls at the extension, and the flat roof on the extension, and yes, it leaked and had to be re-done.

Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

because they designed it for the water to actually sit on the roof instead of running away, so that it could act as a further insulator - which I thought was madness, and it was.

That house was rather nice though.

chris (chris), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My pal Carlos' old Arch. tutor Jeremy Till was on this last year, as he and his wife (also a top-drawer Arch. lecturer) made this amazing house in the arse-end of N7 where there was hay-bale insulation etc. Which was weird because the place has been in a million supplements.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, I remember that one - that was the one right next to the ECML, was't it?

caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 2 February 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, the one with the hay bails was nice.

Couldn't stand the place with the £34K cooker though. The whole building was like a very impersonal, immaculately finished, public space - with glass walkways and indoor courtyards. It felt like a Terence Conran restaurant or a posh hotel to me. If I worked in the city, that would be the last place on earth I'd want to come home to.

bert (bert), Monday, 2 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
ach the first one in this thread is being repeated now.

cunts!

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

also that huff-haus is now being used on "Footballers Wives"

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i love the LFO for making that couple's lives a misery.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

> being repeated now

'revised repeat', means they don't have to mark it as a repeat in the listings. didn't watch it last night but a part of me hopes it has fallen down since the last visit.

the finnish timber kit house looked fun. like lego only bigger. (and only £65k for the entire kit)

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes the Finnish DIY house was fab! Nice woodworking man put one of the support pillars in the wrong place though.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I was concerned that that the house they built was terribley energy inefficient. Why do they need six toilets, if there are only two of them in the home?

jel, Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to build my own house. I fear it would always be incomplete though.

jel, Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, i fear that i would be walking on planks for the rest of my life. there'd be a path from the door to the chair to the kitchen to the bathroom to the tv and the rest would remain rubular for ever.

> terribley energy inefficient.

rich people, i have decided, don't care. if they can afford the bills it's ok for them to use as much as they like, they feel. for all of us who bother to recycle there's someone like my boss who drives a hummer.

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw it first time round. Really unpleasant tosspot people, very nice house. I'm not sure, but I think it would have cost them as much as the cooker to pull the wall down and do it properly, but they thought it was extortionate. It might have been more though. Who cares, they could afford it.

The other insufferable couple were the ones (well, come to think of it, they were all insufferable) who decided to build a New England clapboard (or whatever) house in Sussex and the bloke built his own fireplce and it looked like a bloody great Babapapa in the corner.

The only ones who weren't entirely insufferable were that Pet Shop Boys bloke and his boyfriend and they were only bearable because they were subjected to homophobia (or so they thought, sadly we didn't get to see any of it).

I would like just a little wooden house.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember the New England house in Sussex from last year. That couple made me seethe - especially when the lady described one area as a 'meditation room'.

The folks who renovated the 19th C. house in Leith were nice.

robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"C. house" would be appropriate terminology for the kind of people who go on these programmes.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that the couple who were climbers Rob? I liked them, they were nice.

I also remember a guy who made a house out of straw in France? He was a nice down to earth chap, and his house ended up looking grebt.

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm all for having a few mod cons in the kitchen, but a £34,000 COOKER? That's not even funny, it's a disgusting, excessive display of wealth that made me sick.

AND a dumb waiter - not only that but a HEATED dumb waiter!!!

Huey (Huey), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the climbers. They had a nailgun that went through STEEL.

robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You're thinking of the Three Little Pigs, Rumpie.

Next week, a foolish man builds his house upon the sands.

I missed the ones with nice people, I was in a state of seethe.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The climbers were great. I loved the way they seemd to treat the whole exercise as one big excuse to hang off the side of the building at precarious angles.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the update on the house? How much did they spend on resolving the issue of the mismatched brickwork? Are they divorced?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Not divorced yet, but he's definitely having an affair.

Rumpy Pumpkin, Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The council suggested they got someone in to tint the bricks. Which was objected to by the LFO. The police were called to enforce the councils decision. When presenter chappy asked if they wished they'd given in to start with they said no cos it would have been too expensive. 'Too expensive?','yes, it would have cost about £30,000'. Sadly no news on whether the £34,000 cooker was in working order yet.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

much as i hated the couple the footage of the LFO meeting was hysterical. "so do you want the wall torn down?" - "no, thats not good enough because it shouldn't have been there in the first place". I'm surprised that people liked this weeks house though, i just thought it that kind of kind of good taste that can be bought, utterly uninpired. The tall atrium/dining space looked just like a meeting room in a corporate office space mixed with the communal area in bad girls.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't think much

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What does the F stand for in LFO?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

festival

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

or funkie

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

or frequency

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
Last nights was a weepie. The old woman got visibly frailer as the time went on. I was beginning to think it would end with Kevin solemnly saying "Sadly she never got to see the completed house," cause it over-ran by fucking months.

And then they conned her out of £300000.

Very poor.

Rumpie, Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

I saw the episdoe on More4 last night, in which a hideous couple with appalling taste built a huge, modern house (he liked modern design) on a Spanish hillside and then decorated in a finca style (she hated modern design). The modern bits weren't properly modern and the finca stuff looked extremely plasticky and fake. Yuk yuk yuk. They also had a round swimming pool with a slide down the hill linking it to an olympic-size swimming pool. Kev did not disguise his horror, and was even bitchier to camera when the couple were not around.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Missed it because I gave up on TV at 8pm and finally watched my free Guardian DVD of the Madness of King George.

Did anyone else see that "How To Rescue A House" on BBC2 earlier in the evening? THat was even sadder? It was supposed to be about buying and restoring derelict listed properties. And in the end, the couple missed out on the house they fell in love with because it was sold to a developer who was going to use the land to build TEN NEW HOUSES and not bother with restoring the listed house.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

i liked Tom Watkins big gay white cube

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

Ah! The big gay white cube on the beach? I remember that one!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

I didn't like the huge copper roof on last night's Grand Designs - like the presenter said, *now* it goes really well with the terracotta-coloured exterior, but it won't do in twenty years' time when it's bright green.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

he's got a name and that name is KEVIN do you hear!!!

Kev, Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

conned her? I don't think you watched it, did you?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Sounded like a con to me.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

okay

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Okay, maybe didn't con her as such, they merely estimated the cost of the house at 200 thousand and it ended up costing well over 400 thousand. She was very uncomplaining.

Rumpie, Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
a house on a loch with two small children in the house and one on the way? good thinking. at least they boxed in that staircase.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:50 (twenty years ago)

God, I miss telly.

Did Kevin look supercilliously at them, and point this out?

Bernard Sumner's Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:52 (twenty years ago)

he was too busy gushing about the scenary. (does it really look like that in scotland? i had a suspicion they were using coloured filters on the camera).

they also seemed to have dumbed the program down a lot. in the first series they'd've explaned how the laser guided plumbline thing worked. see also: scrapheap challenge.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Laser Guided Plumbline. Is that the new Spiritualized bootleg that's doing the rounds? ;-)

Bernard Sumner's Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

a house on a loch with two small children in the house and one on the way? good thinking. at least they boxed in that staircase.

i dont get it

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:19 (twenty years ago)

small children + water = risk of drowning

they also had a space age staircase of glass planks poking out of the wall (cantilevered) and it looked like they were going to have no banister for a while. in the end they had a glass wall boxing the stairs in in place of a banister and (hopefully) stopping young children from falling off the sides and caving their heads in.

the aquarium was impressive.

and the laser plumbline was more of a laser measuring thing complete with it's own tripod, for locating walls and beams and stuff to within a 3mm tolerance (which sounded low but which is quite high for this kind of stuff)

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

surely small children grow up near water all over the place? rivers, lakes, sea etc? unless the birth rate plummets in seaside towns

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Yes, you kind of learn - after being repeatedly shouted at by your parents - not to go near the river/lake (both of which I've had in houses where I was growing up.

The staircase without a ballustrade I find more worrying, though. I'm an adult, and I'd have THE FEAR walking up one.

Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Where was that place - despite going on about it's remoteness and breathtaking beauty I'm sure I could hear traffic and see houses in the distance. I liked the house though. Just about my perfect size. I'm going to put in an offer,

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 April 2006 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes when my bus gets diverted I get to go past the one in Peckham where a really pleasant couple built a fantastic one-storey house, with a magic retractable roof on ballbearings, in an unlikely plot. They've been working on the front, extending it I think. Bless them.

Tim (Tim), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:52 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
Just noticed the house in Peckham is part of the RIBA open house day in London. I'm going for a good ol nose around and to see those pods and the retractable roof.
Just found this too when doing a search for their house www.peckhamhouse.com I can't believe the size of the plot they started with.

jaussie (jaussie), Monday, 11 September 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

saw the second of the Castleford regeneration programs last night (missed the first). was depressing. people not listening to people, vandalism, bribery, ugly monoliths...

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/on-tv/kevin-s-big-town-plan/?intcmp=docpage_box3

koogs, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

this motherfucker tonight made my blood boil, i fervently hope he's penniless, miserable alone and itchy tonight wherever the fuck he is

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

just awful. kevin mcloud is a better man than me.

jed_, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

awful awful awful, right down to the martyred siege mentality so prevalent amongst the most shining examples of celtic tiger idiocy. I couldn't even enjoy the inevitable, seething as i was in a mental red mist of 'I'M PAYING FOR THIS YOU PRICK I'M PAYING FOR THIS YOU PRICK' i may write to the producers demanding a less sympathetic summation from a finnish economist

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

the irish guy was a bit ridic - basically eschewing plans and drawings in favour of blarney.

i did like the plywood box house, specifically the way they had a laser cutter on site and could tweak things as required (fortunately given that they'd overlooked stuff. lol, fine art students...)

his sunday night show is a bit of fluff though, the kind of thing dick strawbridge would present...

koogs, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

otm the plywood was neat

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

sunday night show is increasingly icky. dogshit and deer brains tonight.

koogs, Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

horrible woman

koogs, Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

dreadful! And the place looked like an orgy of mobile homes.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 October 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

a must-see huh?

Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:15 (thirteen years ago)

I kind of applaud them for sticking to their contemporary guns int eh face of all the old white privilege "though shalt not enter the 20th century" bullshit, but at the same time I wish they'd just built something a litte more subtle: so many of the contemporary / modernist boxes they build on GD are so bloody large that they don't ever seem clever or imbued with personality. I'm always far more impressed by the ones they build on tiny, awkward plots - and whilst this was a relatively awkward plot, they still stuck a 3-storey mobile-home-orgy (great description!) on it.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:36 (thirteen years ago)

what got me is how the neighbours hated the idea of anything new but seemed to be ok with the rotting carcass that was there before. and the new one seemed to overhang the river less - better for the neighbours.

am guessing the feelings around that neck of the woods are running a bit higher after the program has aired...

also, lol at ex-husband demolishing the old house and then moving away

koogs, Friday, 12 October 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

How have I never posted on this thread before? I love GD. We had a fridge magnet of Kevin for about 4 years ffs. I own one of his books.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:52 (thirteen years ago)

i agree, SM, it's not that the riverfront didn't need relief from the stuffy archetype, i just didn't think the couple did it with any grace nor flair. The build wouldn't have fitted in anywhere, really.

Think that kevin has been cheerleading increasingly indefensible projects this series, which might make for better 'tv' but hasn't improved the show imo

It was an interesting build, but only for the difficulty of the plot and the little elements of teutonic perfection in the execution of eg fired clay exterior (not enough of this vs 'let's interview another dreadful entitled rich person')

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)

this programme is turning me into a marxist

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

steady on

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

i mean i'm having visions of a higher rate of tax of i dunno 90%

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

it was good enough for my parents

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

spent 380k on tower, quotes on build brings it over a million

a friend let them half a mil

what do the ppl on grand designs do? we need to be told. roscommon cunt still has me clenching in rage

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

> what do the ppl on grand designs do?

"property portfolio"

koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

hmm yeah

i mean gluck to him but really let's have a proper 'ten years on' follow up on these ppl where they live in the bahamas having given up the house to the bank with 2m arrears owed, kvetching about how the suits just 'didn't understand their vision, the brutes'

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

last two have both been loads of money with disappointing (imo) results. yes, the view was nice in that first one, but the rooms were all smaller than average - throw a party for more than 30 people and it'll have to spread over at least 2 floors.

what's more interesting, to me, is George Clarke's Amazing Spaces on tuesdays where people are doing small things on 4 or 5 figure budgets, not 7. (that said, programme itself is a bit of a mongrel - following one project, highlighting others and doing one himself - so you end up with not much detail on anything)

koogs, Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:45 (thirteen years ago)

i think that the new turn gd has taken is somewhat samey, offputting and boring- unlimited cash budgets funding 'i'm so individual' brats.

Last night's turned out better than expected, but tbh it was like clocking a game on cheat mode with all the money involved. And kevin was just trolling in overemphasising the lighting aspects throughout, coming over all amazed at the end when they solved it by putting in.....lights. Seriously, didn't see that coming?

These people are spending huge money on vanity projects, which, fair enough, has almost always been the MO of the programme. But they are all booooring, identikit superprivileged who want to get on grand designs.

i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

and SO MANY lights. i'd hate their lecky bills.

koogs, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago)

obligatory 'sooo cheap to heat' ref at the end oh fuck you, you just spent three million on a marble staircase don't fuckin come over all worried about either household bills or the general wellbeing of the planet now you chancer.

i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

Anyone who needs that much vanilla marble has emotional problems that will not be solved by any amount of vanilla marble.

Haven't seen the George 'Arthur C' Clarke programme yet but it does seem more appealing, even if he doesn't.

My favourite GDs are almost always were interesting people do creative things with small budgets. City cocks with marble staircases can fuck off.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

omfg at the underground toilet conversion on the George Clarke programme.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

tube trains on the roof. downside: you have to wear your coats in the winter...

koogs, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

The dancefloor is cool, but 25 grand. Ouch.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

fuckin cuuuuunts

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

Kind of skirted over the "how are you getting on with your neighbours now" issue.

ledge, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

Skirted around. Scooted over?

ledge, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

new series tonight, 21:00 on 4

koogs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

(have been watching old favourite This Old House on quest for the last couple of weeks. how GD used to be)

koogs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

how is this any different from grand designs?

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/building-the-dream/episode-guide

"Architectural designer Charlie Luxton helps people build dream homes that are both amazing and affordable"

koogs, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

maybe it's Grand Designs for people who don't have a cool two mil two spend, i.e. they only have a cool 500k.

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 7 September 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

the converted cinema in GD this week was <450k

but, yeah, is more4 so suggests it's a budget version

koogs, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:37 (twelve years ago)

Fuckwits

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

^ post every week at this time tbf

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

am watching this now and am curious when in the programme the above was posted. was it at first use of the phrase 'eco taxi'?

koogs, Thursday, 12 September 2013 10:56 (twelve years ago)

or "14 neighbours' fences"? or "lap pool"?

koogs, Thursday, 12 September 2013 10:57 (twelve years ago)

it's all a bit of a blur

specifically, alex james i spose, had i to pick

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 September 2013 11:04 (twelve years ago)

ha.

next week's looks promising - "the kitchen is the mothership of the home", "rhythmic spaces"...

i think the cheapo more4 version may actually turn out better.

koogs, Thursday, 12 September 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)

Yeah it seemed much more promising.

GD has become a programme about schadenfreude, o'erweening pride and planning struggles. Last night was ten mins of house forty mins of difficulties ten mins of whinging about difficulties (usually, obv, self inflicted)

Just tell us about the plan, show us the build, pick out the details, show us the house! Dont dwell on the fact that ignoring yr architect or running yr own project or triumphantly taking on neighbours, planners or the bank is idiocy- we know!

Just, yknow. The house. Show it.

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 September 2013 12:15 (twelve years ago)

Building The Dream (just watched) is a second class Grand Designs. i wonder how the people feel when ch4 turn them down for GD and then suggest they do BtD. and it's not like they do a lot of GD - half a dozen a year or so, some of which are 'revise repeats'. i guess it's kevin's availability. that said, he's fannying around building sheds...

has a lot of the same problems though. 400k and not 1M, yes, but there's still something about it. marketing manager, tax advisor, parent's garden, village they grew up in, 'party house', the aga, the wire basket full of corks etc. presenter keeps asking 'will they listen to my advice?' not quite to sarah beaney levels but still. also, the false jeopardy - will they make it in for the random deadline that they picked out the air?

(and the massive, sad, irony being that given both his parents died in the last two years the house he grew up in, next door, is now empty)

i want to know why they are building it that way, and how, the details, the insulation, the moisture barriers etc. This Old House does this well. GD used to.

koogs, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

Would watch four hour program (or even whole channel) entitled 'aimlessly poking about other folks houses' tbh

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Sunday, 15 September 2013 10:19 (twelve years ago)

there was 'britain's best home' or something, on ch4 in, er, 2003 which was pretty much this. every other one had a le corbusier lounger.

koogs, Sunday, 15 September 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)

I think I might have seen this on ILM originally but this posh, architect oriented estate agent's website is a nice Sunday rabbit hole.

http://www.themodernhouse.net/

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Sunday, 15 September 2013 10:33 (twelve years ago)

^ should have kept my parents' Ercol furniture . . .

djh, Sunday, 15 September 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)

and then there's this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03bjq4d

The House That £100k Built

"With house prices out of the reach of many people and banks refusing to lend, buying a home in the UK is becoming an impossible dream. So a few brave but ordinary souls are trailblazing what could be the solution for all of us - trying to build their own house from scratch."

"Will he be able to finish the house and pay his parents back?" DUN-DUN-DUH

koogs, Monday, 16 September 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

^ starts Wed on bbc2 at 20:00, just before Grand Designs...

koogs, Monday, 16 September 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

yeh m8 the solution for all of us, let's see how far that £150 in my bank account gets me.

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 September 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

yeah idgi, house prices out of the reach of many so the solution for all of us is... to drop a hundred grand??

I mean fine make a programme about people who want to build a house from scratch, but conflating it with austerity etc seems fucking tenuous.

sktsh, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

100k isnt cheap for a house?

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

Och I suppose so aye. I'm just skint and bitter. Carry on.

sktsh, Monday, 16 September 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

You can get a flat in a shithole in Glasgow for 30k.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

ok, two things wrong with the 100k programme. why build something enormous immediately? there has to be a modular way of doing this*, no need to jump to a 4 bedroom place from nothing. and you don't need to finish it to 5-star restaurant standards immediately either.

(* and if not, why not?)

also, the land was *another* 100k.

presenter is a bit odd. looks like bill gates. and fuck showing these people innovative houses for inspiration, he's not in the position to take such risks. maybe next time.

100k is cheap for a house, to me. but then i live in zone2 where a 1 bed flat goes for 280k. the problem is that getting a mortgage for a self-build might be difficult so you might need the whole of that 100k immediately. or borrow it off your pensioner parents...

koogs, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

oh, the 100k bloke didn't do too badly in the end. apart from that metal wall. i hope there weren't electrics in there...

koogs, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

100k home: my two least favourite building materials, together at last. but otherwise i quite liked it.

(but again, the money didn't include the cost of the land)

koogs, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

not grand designs. not the low-budget grand-designs, not even the bbc2 rip-off of grand designs but George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, specifically the beehive house thing. i've been banging on about affordable modular houses for ages, buy new rooms as you need / can afford them. and that seemed to be close... but, i don't think hexagons are the best shape for the modules - honeycombs are that way as that uses the least wall for the most cells, but that's not what you want for buildings, too many walls.

they also seemed a bit flimsy - single floor, more suited as a summer house than a permanent house.

(maybe insulated shipping containers...)

koogs, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I wasn't at all sold on the insulation properties of the beehive house. The idea makes sense, but I do suspect that squares / rectangles would work better, and that you don't want a flimsy plastic skylight letting all your heat straight out of the roof.

I can still taste the Taboo in my mouth when I hear those songs (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)

the living pod int he french garage on Amazing Spaces was nice and compact. i could see that catching on in a million tiny london studio flats.

on building the dream last week he said 'the shiny silver stuff keeps the warmth in'. really?

koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Hard to get excited about someone with ocd building a warehouse, etc.

Cave is a bit o_O

koogs, Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)

yeah the warehouse/gallery was ehhhh ..... off

I liked the cave!

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)

he did a good job with the cave. but didn't seem to be quite living in it when kevin came around.

koogs, Friday, 2 October 2015 10:24 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

New series.

Loved the outside of the black house from yesterday, not so keen on the inside.

My Floating Home on Thursdays at 21:00 on more 4 is fascinating BTW. It is what it sounds like, and a lot of it is Dutch etc, places where they've been doing this for ages.

koogs, Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:46 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

Wouldn't want that guy as my accountant after that. I wonder whether he'll lose clients now that's aired?

koogs, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:41 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

check

check

check

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

hate em already

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

lmao 6 months? what's their budget?

||||||||, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)

two hundred grand odd lolololol

posh rich ppl failures are funny til u realise we pay for it

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

lmao an archaeologist (£400-500 per day) has to investigate every bucket of earth they excavate ?!

||||||||, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

this is already extremely funny

||||||||, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

oh its the blackest comedy

princess cant distance herself enough from the dreamer architect genius she married

theres only two types of ppl in the world (obv) those that tell you the type of person they are and those that arent awful

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:44 (seven years ago)

His only help on site is Mimi's dad, a retired vicar.

Winner of the 2018 Great British Bae *cough* (ledge), Thursday, 20 September 2018 08:28 (seven years ago)

one kid, another on the way and they build something with only two bedrooms?

place would've made a nice 1-bed flat, but it's not a family home.

use of lidar scans was original and useful though.

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 10:42 (seven years ago)

its an airbnb already, depend upon it

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2018 10:56 (seven years ago)

you'd have been better off watching DIY SOS, it was a real tear-jerker.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 20 September 2018 11:18 (seven years ago)

janeane garofalo is a big fan of diy sos. she was on front row on day supposedly talking about her edinburgh show but spent a lot of it talking about nick knowles.

grand designs australia is on one of the *4 channels every night and that makes interesting viewing, both because of the cultural differences and the building regulations. 40,000 australian dollars put a 1m extension pole onto a power line... (would've been 80k to bury it)

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 11:25 (seven years ago)

and i didn't think i could like her any more.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 20 September 2018 12:16 (seven years ago)

that looked a lot like they'd bought a bunch of books because of the colour of their spines.

koogs, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

lol

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

(look at full size image, there are duplicates in the top left hand box, and others)

koogs, Thursday, 27 September 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

a friend of line worked on a design for a similar show (a george clarke one) and says the TV company almost always styles the house for the "reveal". they take those Wegner chairs and Bouroullec brothers lamps and colour-coded spines away as soon as they have wrapped the shoot.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Thursday, 27 September 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

(in case you're wondering how people that didn't have the budget to finish the build suddenly have Eames dining tables)

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Thursday, 27 September 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

holy shit i think im a cynic and every now and again boom amidships

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 September 2018 22:16 (seven years ago)

I'm thinking that's a pretty cool bookcase, if you ignore the colour coded spine stupidity, but the bolts on the castors are damn ugly and make the lower tier pretty much unusable.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 September 2018 06:57 (seven years ago)

grand designs is such a bad programme because of the presenter

conrad, Sunday, 30 September 2018 17:54 (seven years ago)

Those bolts look like anti-homeless nobbles

There's like a thousand George Clarke programmes but I thought one of the recent ones, the point was he/the TV show dresses it? After the owners do it up? So there's some element of surprise? I don't know, the rules were vague or maybe I am severely sleep-deprived and the more I try and work out the point of it the more confused I get. Nice show though.

kinder, Sunday, 30 September 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

No, it wasn't that show.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Sunday, 30 September 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)

best g clarke is ugly house lovely house

||||||||, Monday, 1 October 2018 06:57 (seven years ago)

the new one, about building in 'impossible' places is good, based on the one episode that's aired so far. because pre-fabs.

koogs, Monday, 1 October 2018 08:36 (seven years ago)

yeah nice to see solutions to actual problems as opposed to poshos inventing stupid ones and getting sealclapped

also it looked like home a bit so

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 1 October 2018 08:54 (seven years ago)

Can anyone confirm that the new Grand Designs isn't just highly wealthy people phoning their friends to organise finance?

I once saw a George Clarke programme where a couple lived next door to and above three parking spaces. Clarke made suggestions about the use of space and added some black cladding and ... it was probably the best TV house/design programme I've seen.

djh, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)

point of that prog is that it isnae george clarke making suggestions isn't it?

this one: http://ashtonporter.com/all-projects/residential/cut-and-wrap-house/ ?

conrad, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

yes that series was the one i was referring to but the friend had been working on (a friend of conrad's as well, i think) but her point was that the stylists for the reveal do it for all of these kinds of series' inc. grand designs.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Monday, 1 October 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

x-post: yes, that was the one. I'd forgotten that it was someone else making the suggestion.

djh, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 06:15 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

that is horrific

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

boring inside and considered ugliness outside, sheer contrarian pick 0/10

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

I agree, it’s awful.

brokenshire (jed_), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

Mingin colour.

brokenshire (jed_), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

run through of previous winners quite cheering apart from those creepy non-children

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

nice gaff

seven yrs a bit of a pisstake

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

Esp. at their age.

brokenshire (jed_), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

ooh this is good

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)

always wonder where ppl

really

get their money

and increasingly intolerant of brushing over this in these shows

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:34 (seven years ago)

class consciousness babey

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

it’s good

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

im irish, rural irish, youll forgive me my slow start

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

*pops monocle*

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

concrete artist

fucks sake

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

im goin all vincent browne/haughey on these thieves

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

a dancer

o rly

and a chief technology officer

oh would ye fuck off

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

i know isis have a very sophisticated social media operation going and all that but rly all they need to demonstrate the decadence of the west is to cut together some lowlights from this and man vs food and voila, instant radicalisation

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

im proof

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

mashallah

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

five months pass...

id kill her

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2019 20:26 (seven years ago)

yes your honour, not guilty

yes representing myself

no just one item. well i have it here. 27 minutes jncluding adverts.

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2019 20:29 (seven years ago)

five months pass...

Well tonight’s episode was quite something, arrogance, folly and hubris in spades but still felt sorry for him at the end.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:23 (six years ago)

and that's just kevin mcleod!!

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:25 (six years ago)

Lol!

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:26 (six years ago)

j/k

i didn't see it (well i saw the credits as i put it on for the circle a bit early) but sounds like a good episode, might check out

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:27 (six years ago)

wasn't particularly a good episode, wasn't even a good disaster, was just pretty much what Dan said in the revive.

the Grandest Design episode they did to celebrate the anniversary was interesting, a revisit of the best 5 or so from over the years. the winner was the irish guy with two shipping containers stacked on top of each other (which i remember as being interesting at the time)

koogs, Thursday, 10 October 2019 07:24 (six years ago)

guy fucked it

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Thursday, 10 October 2019 08:02 (six years ago)

can he play rb

it was a least interesting episode, fuck all about design and all about a horrible family

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 08:26 (six years ago)

the house that the euphoria series of dance music compilations failed to build

conrad, Thursday, 10 October 2019 09:01 (six years ago)

ministry of housing

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 09:27 (six years ago)

are you all talking about this lighthouse one that's on repeat right now?

kinder, Sunday, 13 October 2019 17:22 (six years ago)

yes

koogs, Sunday, 13 October 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

This thing had hubris written all over it from the beginninng, your kids don't need a double room with an en suite each.

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 13 October 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

beginni the beguinninni

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 13 October 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

only caught the end. 4 million quid, was it?

kinder, Sunday, 13 October 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

plus eight years plus one marriage

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 13 October 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

minus one house

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 13 October 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

five months pass...

new series of Australian GD started last night. they do love their Cor-ten steel.

koogs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:14 (six years ago)

two months pass...

Australian Grand Designs on again nightly. repeats of a series i didn't see at the time.

that thing where they are surveying the plot and the date pops up on screen and it's 7 years ago. and they're still talking about being in before christmas...

(two married bishops, ren fair fans, medieval timber frame building, on a slope, and he's insisting on sanding all the beams himself)

koogs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 07:31 (five years ago)

add to that a 5m stained glass window

koogs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 07:34 (five years ago)

six months pass...

new series (which'll probably be the usual 4 new buildings and then 'revised repeats')

digging down 6m next to an ancient graveyard, what could possibly go wrong?

koogs, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 21:42 (five years ago)

at least they're not building on top of it.

ledge, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 21:43 (five years ago)

has he not watched Poltergeist?

(i'm only 15 minutes in but i can see where this is going)

koogs, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 21:46 (five years ago)

I hate him

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:00 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

second episode quite impressive

but this series is being hit by covid. they are digging, they are digging, [covid happens], final distanced reveal. they seem to be skipping a lot of the middle of the process.

koogs, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:24 (five years ago)

third episode looks like they are building something very similar to the temporary theatres that went up in w12 - mansard roof, steel skeleton, sips panels.

koogs, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:37 (five years ago)

Is this the guy who was moving his kids, new mrs, new kid, old parent, old ste parent all in?

I quite liked the way it turned out tbh

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:38 (five years ago)

episode 3, yes

the theatre i was talking about. the making-of video shows the shape better, and not just the square facade.

https://www.troubadourtheatres.com/news/building-troubadour-white-city-theatre

koogs, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:09 (five years ago)

These two deserve each other

This fella really thinks hes a visionary, back-of-fagbox designing hus version of things that have already been commercially available for ages

Genuinely seems like he's not quite there.

Tragic for her she had to get a job filling wrinkles to afford cushions

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:39 (five years ago)

Right im banning this programme from the house

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:01 (five years ago)

a caption saying "May 2017", nevr a good sign.

'we'll be in by next christmas...', yeah, right.

was the earth ship he visited a previous GD? looked very familiar, especially the tyres.

(i also think i remember his dad on tomorrow's world)

koogs, Thursday, 28 January 2021 13:58 (five years ago)

This is possibly the worst episode I’ve ever seen. I kinda wanna break things because I’ve seen it.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:43 (five years ago)

Fuck im glad we left the music on and the tv off so because every episode is that for me

cpt otm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:47 (five years ago)

i always absolutely despise the folk in this show. can't bring myself to watch it again, blood-pressure-ruiner.

Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:49 (five years ago)

they saved the mill by ruining the mill. not that you can live in a mill but...

koogs, Thursday, 4 February 2021 16:23 (five years ago)

Cool couple mill baby

cpt otm (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 February 2021 16:34 (five years ago)

seven months pass...

Love this bothy

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 20:52 (four years ago)

i liked the triangular thing from last week, built on an odd plot between a railway line and a main road and bisected by a sewer.

koogs, Thursday, 16 September 2021 06:22 (four years ago)

bothy: deems nuts (about it)

kinder, Thursday, 16 September 2021 06:43 (four years ago)

Oh dearie me no

Xp yeah that was also a delight

The show is so much better when the problem/constraints are real and not just idiot ambition

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 September 2021 13:57 (four years ago)

big pavilion was nice but I'm sure there was a way of having fewer than 3 spare bedrooms and keeping the favourite tree of the guy who almost single handedly built it for you

koogs, Saturday, 25 September 2021 14:08 (four years ago)

Only half watching but this fella is a dolt

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:40 (four years ago)

Love the result mind

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:56 (four years ago)

Do you feel the pressure, Fernando

kinder, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 21:06 (four years ago)

kevin's jeggings

koogs, Thursday, 30 September 2021 18:48 (four years ago)

Hes a gangster kevin you can say it

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (four years ago)

Has it been worth watching recently? I think I hit a point, a few years back, where everyone seemed to be a million quid short and could always find it ... and I stopped caring.

djh, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:37 (four years ago)

(TBF, I might just have seen one shit episode that put me off for a bit).

djh, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:43 (four years ago)

I definitely hit that wall, covid era has meant things get at least that interesting again

Def true that the actual designs and builds became less and less interesting or the central focus years ago which made it a far worse show imo

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

A few of the recent ones definitely had more interesting, challenging builds with very good stuff in them (and quite likeable people) tbf

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

i think at this point i prefer the Australian and New Zealand ones, they seem more varied. or the various George Clark budget versions.

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 05:34 (four years ago)

(also My Floating Home)

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 05:36 (four years ago)

5 minutes into yesterday's and the guy seems like a cock

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

No double entendre but he grew on me

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

yeah.

nice enough house but fuck a pointless cantilever.

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 19:17 (four years ago)

tinie tempah doing a good job on Extraordinary Extensions despite the odd premise - he seems to know his stuff and is affable. quite fetching pink titles too.

koogs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 09:51 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Rotten pick for house of the year

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 21:58 (four years ago)

watched this last night and, yeah, the winner seemed to be really nothing special.

liked the one in the scottish highlands, or would've if they'd've just left it as the one long part and not added the two other wings.
(wasn't that featured on the short lived show about prefabs that ch4 did, with the presenter who died before the series was finished?)

koogs, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:03 (four years ago)

It was on at least one other show but im going to haev to check re the specifics

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 10 December 2021 15:59 (four years ago)

eight months pass...

new series tonight.

koogs, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 07:30 (three years ago)

(australian series on thursday as well, a contiuation of the fashion of more4 showing aus versions of all the english favourites: big brother, bake off, married at first sight, lego challenge...)

koogs, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 07:32 (three years ago)

watching this now. 5 minutes in: "it'll be a nightmare if it costs that much"...

koogs, Saturday, 3 September 2022 19:40 (three years ago)

30 minutes in and the Latvian constructors have taken the money and run.

koogs, Saturday, 3 September 2022 19:58 (three years ago)

and the entire thing done for 2 people, one of whom works away for months at a time.

koogs, Saturday, 3 September 2022 20:24 (three years ago)

australian show was better last week - quadraplegic making a single-level earth house.

but the uk one this week more up my street - modular

koogs, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:19 (three years ago)

Thought postman Kevin was Russ Abbott at the start there

kinder, Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:55 (three years ago)

i have annoyed my other half by yelling "you're gonna get live-ins" at every shot of a shed on a truck

kinder, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:19 (three years ago)

eight months pass...

Kevin enthuses about a bronze light switch that you can toggle with your elbow. but it sticks out about an inch and it's going to catch on everything for years to come.

koogs, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 19:26 (two years ago)

seven months pass...

Love it when Kevin McCloud is like "great architecture can change the world, it can light up our hearts, a home can show us how to love & how to live" at the start of Grand Designs & then the episode is about the cruelest & most delusional man you've ever seen in your entire life

— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) January 6, 2024

emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:31 (two years ago)

five months pass...

Amazing Spaces on Thursday... mk3 train carriage, gwr livery at the bottom of a field. £3k to buy, 10k to transport

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=amazing+spaces+george+clarke+train+carriage&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cambridgeindependent.co.uk%2F_media%2Fimg%2FG6C2RDG4CNE8DXNV3MK1.jpg (image Search link to avoid paywall)

the previous week was something similar with containers and that always appeals. maybe i just like narrow buildings.

koogs, Saturday, 29 June 2024 21:39 (one year ago)

narrow buildings always have problems locating the stairs though. do you halve the useful width with a staircase or stick it at the end?

koogs, Saturday, 29 June 2024 21:43 (one year ago)

this reminds me that there is a new season of grand designs on...something. britbox. or acorn. one of them.

scott seward, Saturday, 29 June 2024 22:35 (one year ago)

three months pass...

filming on project started 5.5 years ago, i wonder how this is going to go...

koogs, Thursday, 24 October 2024 17:43 (one year ago)

the final trip to another water tower seemed like twisting the knife

koogs, Thursday, 24 October 2024 18:16 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

they'll never finish it.

when it opened with the lift tower I thought whoa! the water tower was a bit of a let down after that.

french cricket in the usa (ledge), Thursday, 7 November 2024 22:02 (one year ago)

five months pass...

the latest episode has the most unpleasant and unnecessary intro imaginable.

constant gravy (ledge), Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:04 (one year ago)

i liked the boat, but My Floating Home got there first.

your post has reminded me I've not watched the second one yet

koogs, Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:29 (one year ago)

it's odd that GD and Amazing Spaces restarted in the same week. you'd think they'd spread them out.

koogs, Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:30 (one year ago)

unpleasant and unnecessary? kevin mccloud?

conrad, Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:44 (one year ago)

i have seen it now. yikes.

koogs, Thursday, 10 April 2025 13:03 (one year ago)

six months pass...

i like the new afters show that goes into more detail. and the prefab build was nice and smooth, to the point of being uninteresting.

new presenter on GD Australia not as good though.

koogs, Friday, 10 October 2025 16:28 (seven months ago)


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