― DiMarceau Fishpower, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:26 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:27 (twenty years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally doesn't have a copyright on hyperbole, even though she's way better at it t, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago) link
of the 4 google results for "bloomps", one is for tim finney's review of stankonia.
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link
― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
― That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link
― mmmmsalt (Graeme), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link
― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:02 (twenty years ago) link
(Sorry, that's what came to my mind when I saw "A new career".)
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.mingthemerciless.com/bloomps.jpg
― ORNALDO BLOOMPS, Friday, 16 April 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link
― FUCK, Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 May 2004 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 16 May 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link
He was in a sketch comedy show called Full Frontal, in which he did a few character parts that really weren't that funny. He then went on to get his own sketch show called Eric, which also wasn't that funny, and lasted about a month. He was also in the iconic low-budget Australian film The Castle.
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link
when i first saw this thread, friends of mine were in the room as well and have contributed to the spreading of the ornaldo bloomps meme.
― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― TOOTEE, Monday, 17 May 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul (scifisoul), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link
And now we learn from Allyzay that this has been done, at least in part.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link
EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS AN UH SHIRT!!! http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609635764585640I have the ladies raglan.
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2006 9:47 AM. (JND) (later) (link)
― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link
(wait for it...)
embarrasing.
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link
i've got a long neighborhoodies list but haven't gotten aound to it
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGL2GlfKxg
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link
so, you've seen the little trailer of the yellow-wigged Link out there, right?
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link
rofflez
― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?
Instead, this guy made an AWESOME ZELDA MOVIE.
The Legend of Zelda: A Pain in my Ass
― Trayce, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
DAMMMNNN
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 June 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
WHOSE CAPATIN THE FLYING DUCTHMANN NOW YALL BLOOMPS BLOOMPS BLOOMPS THATS RIGHT
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link
BLOOMPS BLOOMPS SHAKE THE ROOMPS
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― Jordan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link
To consider a woman who flirts with Orlando Bloomps to be "hypersexualized" is, I think, setting the bar for hypersexuality a little low.
--Mae West
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link
He took down that kraken thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Watch out ILX, ORNALDO is a FAKE!
― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
he is the blacksmith
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/10/f_pollm_9b92574.jpg
dammmnnn.
― I DIED, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/1/10/f_speechm_ef98ce7.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link
bloomps/obama '08
― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
BLOOMPS IN '08
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I DIED is a hero who knows how to maximize his spare time
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry i mean BLOOMPS/BOMAMA '08
― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
second pic really is a masterpiece
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
a heartbreaker
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
guy on the podium looking like a cross between two famous english soccer stars
― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
'soccer'? u sold out
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link
it is that point in the globe's cycle where football becomes soccer, hoos looks forward to a long day's work and i should really consider going to bed
― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
ban fake jagger
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
heartbreaker or OPPORTUNITY?
― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
i need to clear desk today because it's last day of job. should i leave bloomps poster up on cubicle wall for successor y/n?
― haitch, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
you have bloomps poster?!?!?!
I want ornaldo bloomps 08 t-shirts
― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 January 2008 06:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I DIED do you read
come in I DIED this is El Tomboto
http://www.livingliberty.com/Mayor%20Michael%20Bloomberg.jpg
― gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/11/f_debatem_049e9d0.jpg
― I DIED, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
harDCore
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/4/1/12/f_newsweekm_caa8589.jpg
― I DIED, Saturday, 12 January 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tin6NJqQQsM
― nickalicious, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
<3 u I DIED
― gbx, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
He is hilarious in Chopper. What happened? Now he's the guy you call in when you can't afford Russell Crowe.
not true, that is actually marton csokas' job description. eric bana is in the nu star trek.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/aGkz4XFcZ852fgli0FL1Xhfe_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
"Now with fiber for your poops, DAMMMNNN"
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
ORLANDO BLOOMPS USES A TABLESPOON NOT A TEASPOON
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
a triumph of packaging design
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
yes
― StanM, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
they spelled his name wrong
― dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
they spelled his name wrnog
― Mark G, Friday, 9 May 2008 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link
― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
did we ever get the bloomps '08 tshirts going?
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Better luck next time, 'Naldo.
― I CRIED (G00blar), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
This should go here...
Walking the kids to school this morning, we were saying about how Elephants couldn't wear poppies as they couldn't get the pin in, to which our Alice says "No, they have to use a ruddy great gun to do it! POOM!" (floored the lot of us!))
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
british humor
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR POLIZE CHEEF.
He'll need to take down those thieves hardcore.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 July 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
What it may have looked like:
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/Princess1944/Project8-schatkist.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 17 July 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR UN AMBASADORE
IT BEGINS. (Any excuse to bump this.)
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 12 October 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link
With that hair?!?
― Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 October 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Will also play a key role in pirate/elf diplomacy
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR MARRIADGE
Got taken down hardcore by Miranda Kerr.
― StanM, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/34082-orland-bloom-miranda-kerr-engaged/1277139352_bloom-kerr-290.jpg
since when did bloomps become Ian McShane?
― death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 July 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR DADYHOOD.
"She poses in lingerie," a Kerr pal reportedly told the mag. "It will be obvious soon enough."
Also what the hell:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013485c707dd970c-pi
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
please does anyone have ornaldo.jpg
― goole, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
DiMarceau Fishpower, help me out here
― goole, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg
― ☆, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
i was thinking about this thread earlier this morning. good times.
― adam, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
oh god thank you
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
WIN
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
ya totally
― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
Still heroic.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
i assume we all now find it impossible to say 'orlando bloom'?
― shart practice (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
The only reason I'll ever see Lord of the Rings is to wait for the scene where he takes down that elephant thing hardcore.
― pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
I am still kicking myself for not asking irl Ornaldo to sign the presidential pic for me when I met him. wasted opportunity!
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
Ayup.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link
I can't believe this thread has so few posts in it. In my memory it is the mightiest of all threads.
― trishyb, Sunday, 19 February 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link
Brevity is the soul of classic ILX threadery. See also: I am a Werewolf.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link
Colbert sez: RONMEY 2102
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
never forget.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
There's still time.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
The polls can turn around.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
Zingers in the debates.
He zinged that elephant thing hardcore.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still waiting for my ballot so I can vote DJP for pope.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
btw..
heron?
― Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
DAMMMNN
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
BLOOMPS 2016
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
4 MORE YAERS!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
SECRETARTY OF ELEPHAMT DEFENSE
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/c31db0690af29fd85c48837c8b20336b/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/c2099421468f87c708ff361b754331da/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo2_r1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/4379e1532f706b6b68dd176baaacaee3/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/7a07eaadf116a7f58664d95e60a7505b/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo4_250.gif
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, January 21, 2004 10:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― oh no! sirap notlih vs. ognir rrats FITE!! OH NO!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.kerx.com/products/bio-bloom-ps/images/bio-bloom-ps.jpg
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Monday, 14 January 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
DAMMMNNN.
― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGguk8VXYc&feature=youtu.be
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
DAMMMNNNN.
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
they're taking the hobbits to isengaard
― markers, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
ORNALDO AND MINARDA SPLIT, BLOOMPS IS ON THE MARKET LADIES
http://jezebel.com/orlando-bloom-and-miranda-kerr-split-sad-day-for-prett-1452011206
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
he took down that marriage thing hardcore
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
is e presidetn yet?
― Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/13-times-background-legolas-was-the-most-important-part-of-t
BACKGRUOND BLOOMPS
― Roz, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1JKAxpY.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
needs better hair
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link
http://s2.glbimg.com/V06OC_8JfArMwHakRIODUJ7b2WkyIQV07qZRreJfsOhIoz-HdGixxa_8qOZvMp3w/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2014/04/28/sel-2.jpg
― conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars in the gutter.
― estela, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link
http://imageshack.com/a/img835/5692/bmcz.gif
― conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
beautiful.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link
― pplains, Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
here, now you don't have to wade through the 9+ hours of LOTR just to see the elephant thing scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=132WIdxvgdo&feature=kp
― in the realm of the menses (Eisbaer), Friday, 4 July 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS VS JUSITN BEAVER FITE FITE FITE
http://gawker.com/orlando-bloom-threw-a-punch-at-justin-bieber-in-ibiza-l-1613215613
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
Balearic doming
― before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
yo is it true beeps got sonned by a wite bloomps after a ibiza beef??????
― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link
xpost Does that picture of him on the curb use the same false perspective technique that they use to make the Hobbits look small? Because he looks three times the height of that girl.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/07/29/0729-justin-miranda-orlando-bloom-selena-akm-gsi-cbs-sub-3.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link
Would love for the Bloomps/Gomez romance to be an ongoing thing so I can start referring to them as SELANDO.
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
GOOMPS
― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
Taking a swing at Bieber = the opening shot of the 2016 campaign? Where is Hillary when we need her? Not taking a swing at Bieber in Ibiza!
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 31 July 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
didn't know bloomps was turning into Charlie Sheen
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
Too bad biebs never got a chance to make a record with Phil Spector, I mean imagine the possibilities.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
The race is heating up!
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
elephant thing for vase presidetn imo
― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
It could have been so simple.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link
still time for a bokered covention to select ornaldo bloomps as GOP nomnominee
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
come on GOP there's still time!
― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link
this must be what scott walker meant when he was talking about the gop nominating someone not currently in the running (in the event of an open primary)
― art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link
Make it happen America.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 25 March 2016 23:31 (eight years ago) link
Now more than ever. The times bring forth the man.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 26 March 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link
NSFW if your work doesn't like butts, obvs.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/orlando-bloom-nude-vacation-katy-perry-italy-gallery-1.2737271?pmSlide=1.2737246
― how's life, Thursday, 4 August 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link
most nsfw part is that shadow on his leg imo
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 4 August 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link
i was checking this thread had been bumped. well done
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
he can bloomp me
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
Bloomp if you agree
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link
Orlando's Bloom
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
i was checking if this thread has been bloomped
― no poke balls (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
He Katy Perry took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNN
FIXED
― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link
vote bloomps
― augh (Control Z), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link
Today, my son was looking around the house for a Ganesh tapestry that my wife had given him for his birthday and there was much discussion of "that elephant thing".
― how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link
Bloomps running strong in Utah, could finish 2nd to McMullin.
― Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link
― augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link
Now more than ever
― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link
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― augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link
http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link
yesss
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.
― i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (seven years ago) link
thank u Michael B
― augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (seven years ago) link
Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!
I am not kidding.
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project
― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link
The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link
Congratns?
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link
We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.
― peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link
Baron Bloomps
― life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”
― Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
Damn.
― Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
Amazing
Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.Is it really not? https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021
― Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link
This is why we elected him presidetn
― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (three years ago) link
Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.
― treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link
also dreaming about roles for minorities and women
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link
also eyeing up beautiful cows
― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link
A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.
― nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link
It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link
(plant) based bloomps
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link
green powders
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link
I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link
His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."
OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link
And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.
― pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link
slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link
Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.
― chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link
― Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link
anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise
― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link
the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link
lol, wow
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (two years ago) link
wait, what happened to my uh shirt
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link