― anthony, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jess, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Jonnie, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Yep, it's complicated.
― Dr. C, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
There are six balls bowled each over, and there are a variety of different bowling styles such as fast bowling (80-90 mph) and spin bowlin (40-50 mph)...the bowlers aim is both to restrict runs and get wickets. The intracacies of bowling are hard to explain. Runs are scored by running between the wicket, or if the ball goes out of the playing area to the boundary rope it is singles as a 4, if the ball passes the boundary rope whilst in the air it is a 6. Runs are also scored by leg byes, byes, wides and no-balls.
It's probably best to watch cricket to get a good understanding of the game. The best team in the world is Australia. Hope this helps alittle!
― jel, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― gareth, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sam, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sarah, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Emma, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Disco Dave, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Geoff, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
***Hence off-spin and leg-spin (also off-break and leg-break), which bounce on the respective side of the batsman***.
It doesn't make any difference where they bounce - it's the direction the ball goes AFTER it has bounced which gives rise to the terms off- spin and leg-spin.
**Swing = when fast bowler spins the ball hard and it moves in the air***
The bowler doesn't SPIN it. Instead the seam is placed so that it is pointing to slip (out-swing) or fine-leg (in-swing). The best chance of getting swing is to use the fingers and wrist to keep the seam in that position when it goes thru the air. (It may move off the pitch in the same direction if the seam hits). The bowler can also influence this by the position of the front foot and by sweeping the bowling hand down the correct side of the body AFTER the ball has gone. If the seam wobbles in the air, you've less chance of knowing which way, and how much it will move (both in the air and off the pitch).
Reverse swing is when you go for outswing, but at the last minute the ball darts in towards leg after 'shaping' to go off-side. I've get to see a convincing explanation of HOW it's done, but it's a bastard to play!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
To get around to the answer, Tracer, most bowlers do not get any appreciable swing - even if they follow the textbook. There seems to be something about swing bowlers actions which is not entirely coachable, whereas most people can get some movement off the pitch (seam-bowlng).
Occasionally even the best swing bowlers findthey can't control the amount of swing and get TOO MUCH movement so that the batsman doesn't need to play the ball.
If you really wnat to get wierd about bowling we can talk about leg- spin, where the top bowlers have several viciousl spinning deliveries which are bowled with slightly different actions. Some spin one way, some the other, some keep low, some go straight on and some are bowled with lots of disguise to look like one of the other deliveries. It's bluff and double-bluff.
― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
It is an almost magical combination of the use of rare skill and athleticism, aerodynamics, and exploiting natural phenomena.
It requires humidity to create a more dense air mass, and for the ball to be buffed to a shine ON ONE SIDE OF THE SEAM ONLY.
When the ball is bowled with the upright seam and the extra spin along the axis through the seam imparted by the bowler's index and middle fingers along it, with a smooth,shiny ball face one side and an unrestored mucky one that creates more friction, for the same reasons planes fly, the ball swings to one side in the thicker air.
It usually also dips sharply, sometimes VERY sharply, and the extra energy this generates gives it tremendous bounce off the pitch, while the combination of the seam hitting the pitch, at an angle created by the bowler, affected by the other forces such as rate of spin, can make that bounce extremely variable in height and direction.
The bowler's action, and precise preparation of one side of the ball, without tampering, and the required air density, are the keys, and it's awesome to watch!
Glen McGrath, Brett Lee and Jason Gillespie are the best exponents of the art.
Cricket - Ballet and War, with Bats and Balls! ...lol
Greetings fellow posters. Nice to see so many erudite, informed individuals.
The US also has hundreds of cricket teams, and must surely be on the verge of entering a team in even a one-day match? That would be great.
Today in OZ I predict the Aussie batsmen will be smashing the world record for a final innings to defeat New Zealand...their form says they'll do it, but either way it will be FUN!!!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing an interest in cricket.
― Brett Fielding, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 24 May 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 24 May 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 24 May 2003 16:04 (twenty years ago) link
― chris (chris), Saturday, 24 May 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― darren (darren), Sunday, 25 May 2003 12:35 (twenty years ago) link
No, I'm not complaining. But the conditions would have been perfect for him on the first couple of days. It's a shame, he's almost 29 and for reasons of family pride I want him to get a decent stab at it.
― Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link
of course, the cute new zealand bowler made watching like 10 hours of cricket so much more interesting:http://www.rediff.com/cricket/2002/sep/23vet.jpg
― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 26 May 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link
1) Notts failed to get more than ONE bonus point from their game2) Yorkshire and Durham drew3) Durham got maximum batting points.
Astonishingly, 1) and 3) have already come true, and 2) looks to be very much on the cards barring an absolute mare for Durham tomorrow.
Notts would have got the 2 bonus points by taking 7 or more Sussex wickets inside 130 overs, an occurrence which happens in almost every single Championship game. With an abysmal bowling display, they took just 6, accruing one point.
Notts would then have got the 1 further point they needed by scoring only 200 runs in their own first innings. Sussex had scored 550-odd for 6, so the pitch would seem to have been ideally suited to this.
They crumbled from 130-2 to 165 all out.
One of the biggest chokes in recent British sporting history?
(P.S. I'm a Worcs fan)
― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link
anyone following the test in hamilton?
― whatever, Saturday, 8 March 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, thought so.
― whatever, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
me, but its a bit of a foregone conclusion now innit
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
just looked at the scorecard at lunch. 36/4 from 18 overs. the scores of cook and vaughan total 22 runs from 33 balls, which means the rest of the sorry crew have made 12 runs from just under 13 overs. A run an over???
fraser's comments are spot on: england would never have declared as vettori did. they'd have waited until about 3 balls before tea, just in case mccullum hit 50 sixes in a row.
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Do colly and bell have the bottle to survive? Better in this situation than KP and co but that doesn't mean anything.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
they'll survive for the best part of an hour or so, in the english way. i'd be very surprised if the match goes into the final session, once the spinners get into their ribs and there are 4 or 5 around the bat.
funny how these things cycle. england outclassed at rugby today, being outclassed at cricket in a country where they probably expected to win, and going through transition in football. contrast to a few years ago: rugby world cup holders, ashes winners, rooney breaking into the england team...
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, as a scotsman I enjoyed the rugby at least :) The cricket was sadly more predictable.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link
As a working class Englishman living oop North I enjoyed the rugby.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
You enjoy England getting beat at anything, Jim.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Nah, the cricket is painful. But they've lost the plot big time, and I'm not a fan of Vaughan nowadays.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link
explain the class ref?
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
as in, how it is important in terms of the sport?
in the meantime, collingwood: 0 runs, 30 balls. should be zero balls, no fkg fight.
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't care for Rugby Union cos I've too many hoorays are into it. In fact Guscott came out with a classic bit of twattery midweek when they dropped that dude for going clubbing - he said something along the lines of that behaviour not being good enough for Rugby players, but you'd expect it of footballers. Cock.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"cos I've known too many hoorays who are into it", I mean.
fairdos. i'm not a hooray, or a northerner (altho i live in mcr), but i like both codes but prefer union. i think i like contested scrums more than uncontested. but i like the rigidity of fixed numbers of tackles in league, although that leads to a sterility in terms of lack of depth of player size/beef/athleticism. league is homogenised rugby, union still has the cream separated at the top of the bottle.
just getting at: why is rugby cursed with class? football isn't (although the moneyed types are trying to make it that way).
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
League is nothing in Scotland. We like Union.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think Union is a class signifier outside of England, hardly. I don't dislike watching Union matches, tho I far prefer League which to me is a way faster, more beautiful game to watch. I just hate the England team and their smug, Daily Mail reading, management book co-writing players.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh i dunno, lots of posh people play rugby. But when it comes to the national team no-one cares as if they can beat England then it's good enough for them. It was one of the few sports we were good at.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link
collingwood's gone. 2 runs from 50 balls.
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Collingwood lbw Vettori 2 (Eng 59-5) xpost
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i know, it's just i'm not smug and don't read the daily mail, but i prefer union etc etc. talking to my wife's uncle in keighley the other day, he used to report on league for the local papers. an avowed league man, had ended up watching the england france union game a couple of weeks ago. "and that constant rucking at the end of the game, that leaves me cold", whereas there was me feeling england had ground out the victory.
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
herman, i think what fuels english union fans is the knowledge that all the other home/euro nations have made their season if they stuff the english. it makes me (as an england supporter) feel like a man utd supporter (which i bloody ain't). but when it got to the last 10 minutes in murrayfield today i had to go to the kitchen to start cooking the kids' steaks. that horrible, hollow feeling.
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
No fucking chance of england grounding out anything in cricket. I should've learned by now really, yet I put myself through it all the time. The ashes is such a distant memory now. x-post
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
(Eng 60-7)
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
and xxxxxpost, no posh people play league.
i can't get over uncontested scrums: if you don't contest them why bother locking down? why not just have a tap free kick with the opposition having to be 5 yards?
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
for fucking 7?????? (xp)
at least we're up to 2 runs an over...
― whatever, Sunday, 9 March 2008 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
67-8
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Bells got us over 100 at least
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
110 all out. A fucking shambles.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 9 March 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think Union is a class signifier outside of England, hardly.
A kind of relevant article I read yesterday: http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/its-a-crime-how-footy-heroes-go-bad/2008/03/07/1204780065538.html
Also It's pleasing the NRL season starts next week :):):)
― W4LTER, Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link
bump for ^^^ this article.
― W4LTER, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link
League is nothing in Scotland. We like Union
"We" being some border hill farmers and assorted bankers/ brokers/ lawyers in Edinburgh.
I don't think Union is a class signifier outside of England, hardly
Ha ha, right
― Tom D., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, I didn't know this. So Union is a poshoes sport everywhere except Wales?
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know about Ireland, but I would have guessed so there too
― Tom D., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link
No it's NOT a fucking poshos sport!
― Dr.C, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Nor is Union a working class sport.
However folks of all classes play and watch it. I suppose it's predominantly middle-class.
― Dr.C, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/09/01/wags/p4.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link
It is in Scotland (xxp) Which is why next-to-nobody plays it or watches it
― Tom D., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sportingheritage.co.uk/acatalog/spc416_jason_leonard.jpg
extract from an interview with Jason Leonard :
When did you first begin playing rugby?
The main sport at my school, in Barking, East London, was very much football. Everyone wanted to play for West Ham, the local team. Rugby took off under a new sports teacher who loved the game and it appealed to me immediately. I liked the idea that you could run round for 80 minutes knocking lumps out of each other
― Dr.C, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I know that Bath considers itself to be posher than Bristol because it's a rugby town and not a football town. Also football games at the Mem = public transport is packed, streets busy with pedestrians; rugby games at the Mem = roads crammed with 4x4s and BMWs.
― aldo, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Look POLO is a posho's game. Rugby Union isn't.
― Dr.C, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Aussies postpone tour of Pakistan http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/7288996.stm
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link
lol awesome stuff there. Vettori on the last ball of the over goes for a single to keep strike, but the ball goes to monty who lets it go through his legs for a 4. 2 balls later Gillespie is bowled and David Lloyd says it was all part of the monty masterplan. NZ 181-9 in reply to England's 342
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
League is nonsense. However, Union might be the best sport played.
... wait isn't this a cricket thread?
― Mr. Goodman, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
rong.
― W4LTER, Friday, 14 March 2008 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
anderson's one good test for another 3 years (and 2 back problems)
― whatever, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/somerset/7297935.stm
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
and Vettori out for a duck. Didn't expect that. 3 wickets or 187 runs to win.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Billy Corgan is at the game!!
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
David Lloyd says Siamese Dream was a smashing album. lol Roger Daltrey is there too.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Sidebottom and Broad are bowling really well. Impressive stuff. I hadn't realised Broad was so tall. He's 6'6 and still growing, so he might end up 6'8. Used to love watching Joel Garner and Curtley Ambrose bowl. They were huge guys.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Mills out LBW. 270-8
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
311-9
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Monty takes the final wicket Sidebottom shows his team mates how to catch the ball.. McCullum out on 85. Series is now 1-1.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Hair is back http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/7303232.stm
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
NZ collapsing like an English batting order here. Gone from 100-1 to 138-7 Sidebottom with 6 wickets.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 23 March 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Strauss makes a century!!!!!!!!!
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 24 March 2008 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
And now Bell.
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
1 wicket to go at lunch. Sky are showing the england fan from the other test falling while carrying his pint. I dont think i'll ever tire of seeing that. Hope its on youtube.
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Here it is ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyc22i1hVbk youtube says its a kiwi. It was amazing that it was actual live footage as it happened. They were focussing on the crowd pointing out all the crazy barmy army fancy dress and they picked up the drunk guy and then he fellover. The whole commentary were pissing themselves.
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
This was brilliant too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhP8d9U3RXI&NR=1
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
A win by 121 runs. Southee 77 not out after smashing sixes all round the ground in only 39 balls
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Shoaib Akhtar given five-year ban http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/pakistan/7323360.stm
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link
IPL has just kicked off, is this end of cricket as we know it?
― Ed, Friday, 18 April 2008 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Holy shit 158 off 73 balls from McCullum!
― Neil S, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The first day of the first test and summer is....... where?
Any chance of this lasting til Monday does we reckon? The weather offers one hope that it might but by all accounts aren't England expected to give NZ a pasting?
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link
They'll be extending each day's play should today be a wash-out. But yeah, a fairly good chance of play on Monday I reckon.
― Neil S, Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Then there's a fairly good chance I will be not at work on Monday I reckon. Still do cheapio final day tickets at Lord's right?
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:45 (fifteen years ago) link
NZ 2/1
This ain't goonna last til monday.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 15 May 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Anderson will be swinging it about like no one's business.
― Neil S, Thursday, 15 May 2008 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
NZ 104-5
pwn
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 15 May 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Anderson will be shit for the next 2 matches then. The boys got talent if only he had consistency.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 15 May 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Captains innings from Vaughan, a century. England 317-8. montys in to parter the skipper.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
montys out 2nd ball
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
England 235-3 Strauss out for 106. 59 needed to win. Will England collapse?
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 26 May 2008 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link
KP run out
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 26 May 2008 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Pietersen gone
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 26 May 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Go the Bluck Cups.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 26 May 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
An incredible and unlikely win for England!
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 26 May 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Finally a gutsy performance from England when the chips are down. Well done Monty and Strauss!
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 26 May 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Aus avoiding an upset
― Matt, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Great work from Clark.
― SeekAltRoute, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
bah bluddy Clark.
I know its only NZ but I enjoyed this.
Gotta feel if Collingwood and Pietersen find form, maybe dump Bell (bit of a Hick/Ramprakash type to me), MAYBE if Flintoff comes back batting well and firing in four over spells, THEN MAYBE, y'know...oh and I hear Simon Jones is recovering ok w/Worcestershire
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 26 May 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Damn, i was hoping the Windies would win:\
― wilter, Monday, 26 May 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Nah Bell aint going anywhere. Colly might get dumped if hes awful against SA. Flintoff bat well? That would be a first. I suppose there's more chance of that however than Anderson being consistent.
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Jimmy's on fire. 2 wickets with the new ball. I just wish he could bowl like this all the time.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Good innings from Broad as well. Boycs reckons he'll get a century before his career is over.
― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh I think he'll get more than 1. I think he will be a better allrounder than Freddie.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I would be more worried about his bowling than his batting
― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
He needs to develop a metronomic action a la McGrath. He has the height, but not the pace at the moment.
― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Joel garner was in his late 20s before he got the pace. They're probably around the same size and Broad will get get stronger.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
If England do go with a 4 man attack against Australia or South Africa we might have Freddie at 7 and Broad at 8.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Joel garner was in his late 20s before he got the pace
He was pretty good all along!
― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
The BBC text commentary guy has annoyingly taken to calling Broad Malfoy. The beeb should have stuck with the factual stuff and not tried to copy the Guardian IMO.
― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Jimmy Jimmy 62-3
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Good stuff.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
4 down now. Jimmy nearly got Flynn LBW and he did next ball.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Jimmy is so frustrating because you know he can bowl like this, then he is awful for the next 3 tests. If he could bowl like this against SA/Aus then we might have a chance. But wouldn't be surprised if he was mince tomorrow nevermind the 2nd innings.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Going to the pub in a minute to watch this...
― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
And Jimmy has a five-for
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
might have missed it all by the time I leave!
― Neil S, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
86 to avoid the follow on. but jacob oram could fairly easily knock through that in an hour on his own.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
well, maybe two.
NZ inverted batting order.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Now here's something to play during the tea break:
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/1995/629a1ji6.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Jimmy now has 6
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
93-6 (Oram was the wicket btw)
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
This BBC stream is miles behind.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Fuck sake, I'm missing this, stuck in work... not that I'm doing any work of course
― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
We need to take a backup of Anderson and restore it before every match.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
4 to go for a laker
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I think they will be going off for bad light soon
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Can't see him taking 9 in the second innings however (xp)
― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Devon Malcolm took 9 wkts in a test match once, or did I imagine that!?!??!
― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
and off they go. So no chance of 10 now if he cant bowl them out tonight!
He did indeed.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i wuz wrong.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Given his luck Collingwood will come on to hold up an end and rob Jimmy of a 10 for.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Why the fuck cant they just use floodlights?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
XXpost
Yeah lightening striking twice etc.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Danny V there trying to break Andersons hand.
hurrah for pubs and drinking and JIMMYYYYYYYY *belch*
― Just got offed, Friday, 6 June 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Follow on enforced and NZ are 45-2
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
"Devon Malcolm took 9 wkts in a test match once, or did I imagine that!?!??!"
9-57 against South Africa at the Oval to square the series -- one of the great spells of out and out fast bowling I've seen. So great.
"Flintoff bat well? That would be a first."
All those innings against the Aussies in the Ashes over here. Unlike Bell, they were made when it actually counted.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 June 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison bowled well in the ashes against Aus in England but i wouldnt have him back based on past glories. Flintoff is not and hasnt been for a few years good enough to bat at no6. He will get in as a bowler.
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 7 June 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
He has had injury problems for a while, etc. but if he gets his bowling on song he'll get the batting right as well -- and it would be good enough for no6.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 June 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit what a six from KP. He just switched hands as Styrus bowled and hit a six left handed over long on. Amazing stuff.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 15 June 2008 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Now Shah is hitting sixes. Fun Fun Fun.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 15 June 2008 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link
The MCC will discuss the legality of Kevin Pietersen's remarkable switch-hitting strokes on Tuesday.
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 16 June 2008 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I was gonna start an ILC thread about this.
― Just got offed, Monday, 16 June 2008 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link
holy fucking jesus
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
PAUL COLLINGWOOD YOU UNSPORTING PRICK
New Zealand is calling this "Underarm II", lol.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:18 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah because graeme swann should have just fkn underarmed it gently towards the non-striker's end amirite
― Just got offed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:19 (fifteen years ago) link
lol spirit of cricket and fair play lol
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm no collingwood fan either dude, at least the right result was (somehow) achieved
― Just got offed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Easy to apologise when it doesn't mean anything.
― aldo, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link
TS: The country that tried to killed Don Bradman with some leg side deliveries vs. The country that whinged because a lesser Chappell brother bowled it underarm that time.
Now I put it like that, I'm backing England on this one.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
The great thing about the underarm incident, which nobody seems to have ever picked up upon, is that the ball was still bouncing, fairly slowly, when it reached the batsman. One big heave could have still done the trick (and shown up the Aussies for being gutless losers).
― Just got offed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link
:D
― wilter, Thursday, 26 June 2008 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link
The papers made a lot more of this than BBC commentary, which I suppose is to be expected. Apparently the Kiwis slammed the dressing room door in Collingwood's face when he went there after the match.
― Neil S, Thursday, 26 June 2008 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Colly's Folly
― Tom D., Thursday, 26 June 2008 09:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Utterly ridiculous
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Louis where is your outrage?!!
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
That's some bullshit right there.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm outraged, if that helps!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
It's crazy. They refused to come out and play and the game was forfeited. How can that be changed? A draw?? yes I know Pakistan probably would've have won it unless England had a remarkable comeback, but they refused to play. The laws of the game are they forfeit the match. They could've won the game then made a complaint. But they didn't. It's a complete farce. Who the fuck is running the ICC?
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Agnew made a good point in that article linked to above: if you're losing, just refuse to come out and play, and you'll get a draw.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Or at least that's the precedent the ICC is setting.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
If this affected the series outcome they would never have changed it.
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, don't like some umpire decisions and just refuse to play and that's cricket fucked.
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Did the result of that one dayer were Sherwin Campbell was allowed to come back out to bat after being run out because of a collision with Brendon Julian stand?
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
No idea
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F10569147?show=50
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
It's a fantastically relaxing game to watch.
The fielding arrangements seem to conform immaculately to the principles of Feng Shui.
― PhilK, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Louis you seen this yet?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 July 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah and I'm fucking appalled, partially because history has looked dimly upon the Pakistan team's integrity and partially because I predicted 3-0 before the series began and went round crowing to everyone after that wound up the eventual (although alas impermanent) scoreline.
― Just got offed, Friday, 4 July 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Have any of you cricket guys read "Anyone but England" by Mark Marqusee? Really gave me a different perspective on cricket and the often dodgy politics that surrounds it. One of his points was that Pakistan have a history of unproven innuendos about ball tampering being made against them, for example in the 1992 series in England. This might explain why they took such umbrage in 2006.
― Neil S, Friday, 4 July 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
The only argument Pakistan could possibly have is that they were well on top in the match when it was called off, and probably bound for victory. But they made their decision and had to face the consequences. Protesting by staying off the field is pretty much a one-way ticket to loserville, and Hair's accusations of ball-tampering were, I'd imagine, well-founded. Most countries have done it at some point, if you're caught, 5-run penalty, fines, accept it, carry on. Don't throw a fucking strop like idiot babies.
No I haven't read that book but it look intersting, will investigate!
― Just got offed, Friday, 4 July 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, in yesterday's Evening Standard (picked up free of charge on a train, not bought) I found the word "umbrage" spelt "umbridge". Either listening to the Archers while writing or just plain flaming incompetent. Note to newspapers: please employ people who are not iliterate (HINT).
― Just got offed, Friday, 4 July 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh I agree that Pakistan were wrong to walk off, it's just that their actions didn't come out of nowhere, and that there's a history to this. You're right that all countries have a history of ball tampering, but it seems to be Pakistan in England that get pilloried for it.
I would highly recommend the Marqusee book. He's an American sociologist who fell in love with cricket in the 70s. This gives him an outsiders view of the game, and he has some pithy stuff to say about it.
― Neil S, Friday, 4 July 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I found the word "umbrage" spelt "umbridge". Either listening to the Archers while writing or just plain flaming incompetent. Note to newspapers: please employ people who are not iliterate (HINT).
Is that a "don't employ me, please" hint, then?
― Forest Pines Mk2, Friday, 4 July 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, self-depracation will only get you so far it seems.
― Just got offed, Friday, 4 July 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Shoaib needs a job
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 July 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
BBC now reporting Michael Holding has resigned from the ICC over the issue.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 July 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Michael Holding has resigned from cricket's governing body, the ICC, over its decision to change the result of a 2006 Test between England and Pakistan.Pakistan were deemed to have forfeited the game at the Oval after they refused to return to the field when umpires accused them of ball tampering.The tourists were later cleared of the latter offence and on Thursday the outcome of the match changed to a draw. "That game should never, ever be a draw," said West Indies legend Holding. 606: DEBATE Give your reaction to this storyHolding agrees Pakistan were innocent of ball-tampering but insists their refusal to retake the field should have been punished."When you take certain actions, you must be quite happy to suffer the consequences," he said."I have just written my letter of resignation to the ICC Cricket Committee because I cannot agree with what they've done."A lot of things that are happening today that I don't want to be involved with, so I've moved on."
Pakistan were deemed to have forfeited the game at the Oval after they refused to return to the field when umpires accused them of ball tampering.
The tourists were later cleared of the latter offence and on Thursday the outcome of the match changed to a draw. "That game should never, ever be a draw," said West Indies legend Holding.
606: DEBATE Give your reaction to this story
Holding agrees Pakistan were innocent of ball-tampering but insists their refusal to retake the field should have been punished.
"When you take certain actions, you must be quite happy to suffer the consequences," he said.
"I have just written my letter of resignation to the ICC Cricket Committee because I cannot agree with what they've done.
"A lot of things that are happening today that I don't want to be involved with, so I've moved on."
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 4 July 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Fucking West Indies. Thirteen needed off three and a half overs with six wickets in hand and they lose by 1 run. Shit, shit, shit.
― Just got offed, Friday, 4 July 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Michael Holding in integrity in cricket vs historical revisionism shockah.
Pakistan refused to return to the field. Therefore, they forfeited. The game therefore was not, and never will be, a draw.
― SeekAltRoute, Saturday, 5 July 2008 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link
So can we expect low scores from England againt the SA bowlers and a 4-0 test series defeat?
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Not if this rain keeps up.
― Ed, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
You think that's Englands only hope?
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I come to the cricket thread and what are the English talking about? The weather.
― moley, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Throwdowns to Graeme: England - SA series summer '08
― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 July 2008 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link
and its a collapse
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
England 148-3 v South Africa day oneEngland lost three wickets in three overs to slip to 117-3 midway through the first afternoon at Lord's.Andrew Strauss (44) had looked in good touch after England were put in, but he was given out by Daryl Harper to one replays showed pitched outside leg.Until then the South African attack had not threatened England, Alastair Cook notching his 11th fifty in a 114 stand.But Michael Vaughan (2) missed a good one from Dale Steyn that swung away and Cook (60) gloved a brutal rising ball.
England lost three wickets in three overs to slip to 117-3 midway through the first afternoon at Lord's.
Andrew Strauss (44) had looked in good touch after England were put in, but he was given out by Daryl Harper to one replays showed pitched outside leg.
Until then the South African attack had not threatened England, Alastair Cook notching his 11th fifty in a 114 stand.
But Michael Vaughan (2) missed a good one from Dale Steyn that swung away and Cook (60) gloved a brutal rising ball.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Bell and KP partnership of 192 takes England up to 309-3. Well done (now keep going tomorrow!)
Good batting pitch so wonder why SA put ENG in to bat.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 10 July 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Smith should have known it was a slow pitch, but thats easy for me to say innit!
Great century from Pietersen. Lets hope Bell gets his tomorrow as well.
― Neil S, Thursday, 10 July 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
and i hope they make big scores and colly/ambrose contribute too
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Well played Ian Bell!
― Neil S, Friday, 11 July 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
use the ILC thread!
― Just got offed, Friday, 11 July 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
No.
Colly just got an absolutely shocking decision there.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 11 July 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm going to ignore you until you use the specific thread
― Just got offed, Friday, 11 July 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
did someone speak?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 11 July 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Fuck david cameron on TMS.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Agreed.
― Neil S, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm glad I have sky sports then
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd rather a fly in my ointment than be smeared with shit ;)
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
As long as that cunt stays away from sky sports coverage
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Well done Bell, shame about the double hundred miss -- but I'm glad he actually made a great contribution when I didn't believe he could. Hopefully he'll go on now and that 199 won't be read any other way, should he not go on an be amazing for England.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
It's a real shame he didn't get the 200. I remember when Gooch was out for 196 against Australia in 1985. And of course his 333 4 years later.
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
5 i mean
And he was dropped on 30 by the Indian wicketkeeper
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
bah, Eng bowling economically with little cutting edge and SA bore on towards a draw...
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 July 2008 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link
the problem is it's still a great batting track, SA are going to be much tougher on a second innings, all down to Monty at the moment but this is where you need a Flintoff to get you a wicket or 2.
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 13 July 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Yay for the return of The Sheffield Shield!
― SeekAltRoute, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Freddie definitely playing tomorrow, then.
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Did Mark Pougatch's commentary on TMS in the 1st Test annoy other people as much as it annoyed me?
― Tom D., Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
He should stick to football.
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
He wasn't that bad! Arlo White, now he's a (thankfully absent) disgrace to the profession. None of the BBC lot even approach Talksport's Andrew McKenna when it comes to sheer fist-in-mouth terribleness, though.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Can't we take all this to the series-specific ILC thread?
NO!!!!
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Easier to use this thread as a rolling cricket thread isn't it?
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't do other boards, dear boy.
Pougatch was just trying FAR too hard, I AM TALKING LOUDLY ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THIS IS "SPORTS" AND IT IS EXCITING. Boycott such an arsehole too.
― Tom D., Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Now this is where we're gonna have to fall out a little. Boycott is the best. He's also very, very rarely wrong, and surprisingly progressive/liberal in his thinking.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Cricket chat should be for everyone not sub boards that noone else reads
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
but, you see, everyone can access the sub-boards, everyone can see what's on the sub-board...it wouldn't be the biggest mental leap imaginable to check I Love Cricket if you wanted to talk about cricket
also if you're not using site new answers by now you're a total stone-age spacker
― Just got offed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Boycott: you're right he's rarely wrong, but it's his air of absolute certainty, along with his constantly claiming the wisdom of hindsight, that makes him annoying. Worth listening to when Agnew's winding him up though.
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Progressive about cricket I take it you mean, certainly not politics! He might know about cricket but he's a charmless arrogant twat
― Tom D., Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
really we only need one cricket thread, no point having a whole sub board for it.
Aggers' sense of humour is sublime
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Tom D very OTM here.
― Ed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
(xp) Whereas Boycott's barely exists beyond, "Ha ha, Agnew, you only took 3 test wickets, that's rubbish that is, I wish I'd played against you"
― Tom D., Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
WHAT?! Boycott and Aggers are great together, but for PRECISELY the opposite reason! I like his air of absolute certainty, because I reckon he backs his chat and he doesn't baulk from voicing what he feels, unlike the Sky Sports fudgers.
Yeah I do mean about cricket. I don't think he applies his arrogance to other people. And he's far from charmless, he's very entertaining and I'd say charismatic in his own way.
That sort of baiting isn't representative of Boycott's deepest grasp of humour ffs, it's just a way of keeping Eeyore in check! :D
― Just got offed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I have found that when I read a Boycott article in the paper, I can hear his voice in my head. He's great, he walks really fast too, he whizzed past me at Lord's once.
― jel --, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Of course, but it doesn't work because he has so little charm and such little grasp of the mechanics of humour, I agree that he's interesting to listen to however!
― Tom D., Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Boycott doesn't NEED Aggers' smug public-school nuance and underhand wit, though, because JUGGERNAUT RIGHTEOUS CANT will always defeat the former. And Aggers carries on moaning and being conservative and not understanding spin, and the world stays on its axis.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
That's not JUGGERNAUT RIGHTEOUS CANT so much stereotypical blustering bolshy Yorkshire windbagisms, a la Trueman and Illingworth and take yer pick
― Tom D., Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
oh come now, boycott is a completely different animal to illingworth, he's very supportive of all the current players, and their individual techniques, he's a fan of innovation on the game (such as 2020) and expressive strokeplay, he understands all the things that make cricket great, be they dashing innings in limited overs games or tense periods of knife-edge test cricket
― Just got offed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Darren Pattinson????
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link
lol australia
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Tremlett, Jones, Hoggard, Harmison and about 20 other bowlers must be feeling pretty annoyed right now.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Tremlett - crap + injury prone Jones - not ready yet Hoggard - finished Harmison - should have played here, but you can understand the selectors being thoroughly sick of him by now.
― Dr.C, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison should never play for England again. There is no forgiveness as far as I'm concerned. The man is a weak-headed idiot and he does not deserve a dime of recognition from the selectors.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Tremlett seems a pretty good prospect to me, was intermittently very good last summer.
Probably agree re. Jones.
Hoggard's home ground, expected to swing, still think he has test match cricket left in him. If they were looking for a horses for courses pick, he would seem to be the metaphorical horse for this course.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison should never play for England again.
SUPER-REAL TALK
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I have a lot of time and love for Hoggard (by FAR the best and most interesting personality in recent England teams for a start), and I think he's been unlucky to be ignored thus far. If he really turns it on for Yorkshire over the next couple of months I can't see him being ignored for the winter tours.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Hoggard's a bit of a one-trick pony but the competition ain't fierce, y'dig?
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
NV, as a friend of mine said, "Harmison really is shit. What a total fucking idiot. Send him to Afghanistan."
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Trem is the least threatening 6 foot 8 bowler you could imagine - just doesn't have the (controlled) aggression that he needs to make an impact.
x-post Hard to disagree with you on Harmison. I suspect that Vaughan and Moores don't want him, and they're in the best position to judge. He has stayed fit and taken wickets this season though.
― Dr.C, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I have some sympathy for Harmison, but I figure his head has been destroyed to the point where he will never be a big game player ever again.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Hoggard expanded his range in the last couple of years, though. He bowled very accurately with a bit of cut on unforgiving surfaces and reaped rewards. He's at his best when it swings, sure, but there's no denying his great skill. True, he looked bad against NZ in that one Test but I'm certain that was a blip rather than a permanent loss of bite.
The thing with Harmison is that much as he's stayed fit and taken a few wickets (no five-fer tho) this season, he quite simply doesn't deserve to return after the manifest weak-headedness and run-candy-to-top-level-batsman waywardness we've witnessed over the last three years.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Ambrose at 6 worries me in this match.
― Dr.C, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Ambrose in at all, an Aussie-born Sussex and Warwickshire player, is of great agony to me. He isn't even that great a batsman. We'll need the runs from our top five and number eight.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Particularly with Flintoff still finding his way when it comes to batting.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
But at least Broad will be in at eight.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link
The world's most irritating sports official fucks up again...
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
There is that...
― Dr.C, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Vaughan gone too.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure he should be in the side for the next Ashes.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
He certainly needs to get some runs in his next few innings. Changing captain this late wouldn't be very helpful though.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
KP for skipper!!
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmmm....
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Has Louis abandoned ILC?
And KP does not need the go boost of skipperdom.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
England need the go boost of having such a positive individual as KP their captain.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
GO BOOST!!!
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay what happened there? My desktop scorecard says that he was out, but then apparently not.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear oh dear - I'm not a man for ranting, but that is an utter disgrace. Strauss edges Morkel to AB de Villiers at second slip, the fielder dives forward and rolls over celebrating the catch. The entire South African cordon leap around claiming the wicket, but Strauss stands his ground - and rightly so, because De Villiers not only dropped the ball but then pushed it along the turf before turning his palm upwards and pretending he'd taken it cleanly.
Cheating twunts.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
AB De Villiers dropped a low catch, it popped back into his hands, and he claimed it. Fucking cheat. Fortunately the umpires sent it upstairs.
XPOST
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
And now he is out!
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link
So what are we using the "I love Cricket" board for now?
― I am using your worlds, Friday, 18 July 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm still banned from ILC :D
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 18 July 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Whoops, KP wallops himself out.
― Ed, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
BRING BACK PRIOR
OR FOSTER
ARGH
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link
"Cheating twunts."
indeed, England had several catches like that and on every occasion if the fielder wasn't sure he didn't appeal.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 18 July 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Weirdly I'm looking forward to the SA innings, 2 pace bowlers who they didn't think they'd be facing including a complete unknown + Jimmy Anderson and Broad.
It will either be amazing or backfire terribly, either way England have to get them out for under 300.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 18 July 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link
uuurgh backfiring terribly seems to be the order of the evening.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh dear. Maybe they thought Pattinson would be like Neil Mallender.
― jel --, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, SA only have to score nothing and stay in and don't they know it.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Smith looks in ominously good form. BTW, are there any South African ILXors?
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Mitch Lastnamewithheld was from SA, but I'm not sure if he posts anymore.
― jel --, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess they'd be round these parts gloating if there were any.
― Neil S, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Kallis gone, 2 quick wickets tomorrow and it's game on.
Bet the sun comes out and, it turns into a batting track tho.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I desperately want to wring the umpires' necks. Especially that miserable fundie Christian cunt Bowden. SA should be 5 down.
― Just got offed, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Also I doubt we'd have collapsed but for that toilet decision Cook copped.
Having watched the highlights, Flintoff will bowl them out tomorrow.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Amla out. Apparently it wasn't lbw. Can't wait to see Pattison on the highlights tonight.
Harmison = match winner, but he needs to be in exile for a while...I can see him playing next summer.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 July 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Would be good to see him firing against the Aussies, perhaps roughing up Hayden a bit.
― Neil S, Saturday, 19 July 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I was def thinking of him roughing up Ponting.
Harmison should def not be taken on a winter tour. Home tests only, and maybe only the next Ashes.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 July 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Tom Courtenay, talking in the lunchbreak, has revealed that Omar Sharif is apparently a big Hull City fan.
― Neil S, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Can we just give up and go home now?
― Ed, Monday, 21 July 2008 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison is back. Broad will be dropped supposedly if Sidey is fit. I would rather have Jones back. It's just been too easy for Harmison to get back in the side without much effort and a change of attitude.
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
41 first class wickets at 21, appaarently bowling around the 90mph mark. He couldn't have done much more in my book.
― Neil S, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I fucking hate Steve Harmison. He's a complete moron and he'll always get cheap wickets in county cricket, put him against the South Africans and watch him wilt. Stuart Broad will be twenty times the cricketer he is.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't Jones need more time?
Unfortunately, 'will' isn't good enough Eng need the 'now', and Harmison is as good a bet. England are in flux, the nucleus of a v good team is present, but some we're in short supply of form.
What was the idea behind Pattison's selection? Moving on from Fletcher is fine n' all, but you can't go all workmanlike and do it for the sake of it.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison simply doesn't deserve to play for England. That is all. I don't care if he's bowling at 90 mph. He has forfeited all rights he has to play for the England team as far as I'm concerned.
As for who should play instead, well, I'm a Worcestershire fan so I'd better shut up for fear of bias accusations. All I'll say is that we have two English bowlers on our books who have done magnificently this season, with better figures than even Harmison.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link
LJ is a bit harsh, I like harmy, but i dont think he has the right attitude, plus he will just get homesick and bowl like shite in the winter tour as always. He shouldnt be brought back until next summer IF he continues good form. Has he taken 5 wkts in an innings this season?
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
The one major bias I do have is a bias against stupid cricketers, which is why Panesar isn't a favourite of mine. He, however, at least has (something like) the right attitude.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty rules so shut it
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty is one of the most brainless cricketers I've ever seen. His interviews betray a mind utterly empty of anything except "bowl it in the right areas". I've met him and when away from the cameras he punctuates with "fuck" and "fucking". His boon is that he is a bowling-machine, a single-minded sportsman with one talent, that for plonking it in the right place with spin. But he is not by any means the sort of vibrant spinner that I so thrill to watch. Sri Lanka just trounced India thanks to two men, one old one new, who purvey the beautiful art in an intelligent and profoundly innovative manner.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link
If Harmison bowls really well it would be hard to NOT take him on a winter tour: one more pathetic crack at solving this enigma, which isn't an enigma at all and just attitude, as you say. So yes, I'd hope they would resist any temptation. xp
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure it's entirely attitude to be fair. He's a bowler who needs lots of bowling to find a rhythym and he's not always had that on overseas tours. Hardly his fault if he's undercooked going into a test due to lack of warm up matches. His attitude is a factor though.
Not sure that Monty's stupid either- he has a degree from Loughborough, and always seems quite thoughtful to me.
― Neil S, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone watching the 2020 finals today? Might try and catch some of it down the pub later...
― Neil S, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link
A degree in computer science. His final mark is unsupplied. Let's face it, his cricketing ability probably had a say in his acceptance, especially at Loughborough. Let's just be glad he's an international cricketer rather than a video-store clerk, eh?
I'm listening to the cricket, might watch the final up t'pub before Selzer's big do. Anyone going to that, I'll see you there!
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
haha louis being snobbish about a degree. Damn oxbridge student!
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not being snobbish about a degree, I'm merely saying that having a degree doesn't necessarily mean that one has much intelligence, especially creative or constructive intelligence.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison being interviewed on 5LSE, happy to be back in the Test squad apparently! Well done him. :-|
Maybe it'll turn out I've been ridiculously harsh and he's genuinely found himself again. But as things stand I feel he's very lucky to have been given another chance after he threw the last one away in such a pathetic, profligate manner.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
So, Harmison is not being selected after all, with Collingwood in for Broad. Weird. Whatever you think of Harmison, it seems bizarre to go to the trouble of bringing him back into the squad, then not to bother selecting him.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Selectors have a lot of questions to answer this series.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
When I was at university, a degree from Loughborough was pretty much another way of saying "I R dum but gud at sprtz"
― Mark C, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Very strong on library studies, believe it or not!
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
They also had quite a good physics department ;)
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I AM NOT CONTENT
let's solve our bowling crisis by replacing a bowling all-rounder with an out-of-form batsman who happens to be good mates with the captain
GRRR
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Broad should not be dropped.
This pitch does not suit Harmison though, he should have been in the last match.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link
the only changes should have been sidebottom in for pattinson, foster for ambrose, broad up to bat at 7, flintoff at 6, foster at 8, anderson 9 etc
oh and bopara/shah for vaughan, KP captain, but that's personal grump coming through
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Broad's bowling not good enough yet
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Fuck it then, Broad to bat at 6, he's got the talent and the composure to make it there. 5th bowler duties for him, Flintoff 7, Foster 8 etc.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link
"I reckon the lad needs to go back to goundy grigid, learn his trade a bit... I didn't get where I got to, as the greatest human being in the universe, without first learning my trade with Yorkshire Goundy Grigid Glub..."
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Boycs actually wants Broad in the team, as a batting all-rounder.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
For me:
Strauss Cook Vaughan (C) Pietersen Bell Collingwood (will come good again IMO and bats well with Fred) Flintoff Ambrose (until the end of this series anyway) Sidebottom Anderson (had no luck at Headingley, Edgbaston should suit him) Panesar
Broad needs a rest and to get some overs under his belt at county level. No doubt that he could be a proper all-rounder in future though.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
And I've totally repeated the cliche Tom D lampoons above!
Yup,
Broad is currently better at both bowling and batting that Collingwood, move him up the order make him 5th bowler, take the batting pressure off Flintoff.
Flintoff was an all rounder that was supposed to be a better batsman than a bowler but it turned out to be the opposite, perhaps Broad will go the other way.
I like the idea of having differently weighted all-rounders in the squad at the moment.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Broad's never batted higher than 7, has he? Relying on a 20 year old bowler to stiffen yr batting line up, Sarf Ifrikans would be loving that.
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Until he takes a hundred off them. Anyway, if he fails, there's a safety net beneath. In theory.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
A long tail, in other words, and particularly if Freddie doesn't score any runs.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Long tail wouldn't matter if the batters could bat!
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, not forgetting our stirling wicketkeeper.
There is the argument we should go the other way and pick Matt Prior to bat at 6.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I think a long tail might take a bit of pressure off and let people rediscover form.
However if the pitch is a flat track we're screwed.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Give Bell the gloves, train him up.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Ugh, the purist in me is vomiting at that thought.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link
The purist in me despairs every time I see Ambrose and Prior trying to keep wicket
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, well Foster seems to be the consensus choice.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone reckon Jones should get a match soon? He's been talking up his chances, but Worcs are treating him with kid gloves at the mo.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link
He's bowling quick, the majority of his wickets have been Div 2 lower-order batsmen tho. Kabir Ali has been our real star man this year, he's in phenomenal form.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm a (casual) Worcs fan too. Ali used to be on the fringes of the England team didn't he?
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
He got a game in the Test side, last time SA visited. Wicket in his first over, 5 overall, but England lost the game thanks to Gary Kirsten and Monde Zondeki putting on the luckiest 100 partnership you've ever seen. Then Andrew Hall had a bit of fun and that was that tbh.
He also had a run of games in the one-day side, with varying degrees of success, and a few real highlights, until the last two games of a series against Sri Lanka, in which he was rather spectacularly demolished on a couple of very flat decks. That's the last we've seen of him in an England shirt at this stage.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, why is it that every other Test team is so infinitely more likeable than ours? Why did we get all the crusty, tight-lipped, dullard cocks?
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
You mean every team but Australia?
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I like most of the Australians! Except, like, Hayden. Brett Lee is a massively awesome guy and if you can't see that then I feel sorry for you.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link
As Australian teams go i suppose this one has plus points - no Waughs for instance
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Steve Waugh was a great spokesman for the game, a great and open theorist, and a man I would happily do drinks with.
Michael Vaughan is a sullen, secretive PR man.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I get the impression not even Australians like their team (Esteban to thread?). Vaughan is still very likeable, despite bad form w/bat. Steve Waugh came across as nice considering how tough he was in the field, unlike Boycott who has to wear his mask on at all times.
Monty takes wkts and influences games => cricketing intelligence, and all that matters.
I can see Broad being left out in the sense that sides are often unbalanced with two all rounders however in bringing Harmison and Flintoff they're undoing the work to move on from the Fletcher era that seemed to drive Pattison's selection for the last test. Selection is completely incoherent at the moment.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty is only much use on a turning deck, or against substandard batsmen, and he doesn't have the variation or guile to consistently trouble the best. Cricketing intelligence DOES matter. Look at Harmison. Fairweather bowler, hugely talented in the physical sense but the brains of a peanut. Vaughan has never been especially likeable IMO.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Devon Malcolm >>> Harmison
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Totally disagree. I agree that Monty isn't, say, Warne or Murali but those two are one offs. He makes things happen as his record so far shows and I think he'll get better with age, too.
The intelligence talked about upthread seemed to be of a non-sports variety. Harmison problems seem to be of an iffy temperament, a lack of application...
Never liked but LOVE Vaughan really, his poor form with the bat is painful to watch.
xp = er, no. Devon now was really even more maddeningly inconsistent.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
That last bit was deliberate wind-up nonsense. They're both as bad as each other, but at least Devon never lost pace, or pretended to be anything other than a scattergun, if he never gained such a decent run of returns as Harmison once did before the wind changed and he didn't know how to cope.
Vaughan the batsman = a thing of beauty when in form, sadly he's lost his eyes I reckon, and this'll be his final summer of Test cricket.
Monty does make things happen but like I say he's a bowling machine. The best batsmen will always be thinking a step ahead of him. Not that he isn't, at present, well worth his place.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Vaughan will be in the Ashes next summer, easy.
The problem with Monty is that he's not enough of a machine at times.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that what you want spinners to be, machines? Is that right? Go and look at the scorecard, and indeed the online highlights, of India's much-vaunted batting line-up being utterly ravaged on a flat deck by two Sri Lankan spinners. Then tell me that Ajantha Mendis and Muttiah Muralitharan are 'machines'. They're both fantastically clever, devious, unpredictable purveyors of the beautiful art, and if you think plonking it on a length at 55 mph with a bit of turn is going to make you a legend of the game like Murali, then think again. Monty needs to mix it up a lot more, but I'm not sure he has the mental capacity to do so successfully. He's gotten where he is through sheer hard work, bowling ball after ball in the nets, perfecting the machinery, and yet we don't see a doosra, we don't see variations in flight, we don't see a particularly great arm-ball (true, he gets a lot of right-handers lbw, but mostly beaten for pace if anything).
Vaughan won't be in the Ashes side if he doesn't get a couple of decent scores before then. I reckon he's got one, maybe two fifties at the most left in him for the rest of this summer and over the winter.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
No need to infer all of this from a little 'deliberate wind up nonsense' - I only see highlights but I want him to do the simpler things better, maybe...spinners have time on their side, there won't be any doosras but certainly a few variations as he gets older. Completely uninterested as to whether he turns out to be a legend, which wd prob be a good thing in his case.
More robo-Monty, for sure...
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
>I get the impression not even Australians like their team
most of em are fine really.
Were you being sarcastic about Brett Lee though L0uis?
that guy is a coooock
I also dislike: Michael Clarke & Shane Watson.
― wilter, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty does the simple things very well. Lands it in the right "areas". Fucking yawn. Areas, areas, areas. It's all he fucking says, or does. No deceit, no guile, no beauty save the odd time he hits a spot on the pitch and fires a ripper past the shoulder of the bat. All in the areas.
Sorry, I'm biased against certain kinds of personality, I'll shut up about Monty. His "cult" irritates the tits off me, mind. WAYHAY MONTY BARMY ARMY LOOK HE FIELDED A BALL LETS GIVE HIM A BIG PATRONISING CHEER, WHAT A LEGEND, I LOVE HIS WICKET CELEBRATION, EVERY TIME, JUMPING IN THE AIR GOING WELL MENTAL, ITS WHAT ID DO LETS BE HONEST WAAAYYHAAAYYY
Nah, I think Brett Lee's ace! Can understand the Clarke dislike far more. I don't like the Aussie team as people so much since Gilly, Warne and McGrath retired. Not only did all three attain true greatness, but they were genuinely super ambassadors for the game as well.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"Areas", yes, but my impressions is that he does it 70%, not 90%...now you've mentioned it I wonder if he gets overexcited (trying to psyche out batsmen) he kind goes off the boil at times. So he needs to cut that out.
Which, basically = more robotic.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
He really doesn't bowl that many trash balls. If he did he'd be a sort of low-rent Ian Salisbury, and would be out the team quicker than you could say "nought for a hundred and twenty three"
When he does slightly miss Position A, he bowls quick enough that he often gets away with it. Sadly the lack of variation in pace means that batsmen can accustomise themselves to the trajectory, and survive, barring a freak ball or an instance of bad luck.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Just to er, end this one from last night...never said he bowls 30% trash balls. He just isn't Murali, either, which is fine for me.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Christ, what do you want from Monty? He's won several test matches for England, including one this summer. He IS prone to the odd lacklustre match, but overall has been excellent since he came in. Orthodox finger spinners are always going to rely on subtleties of flight, length and spin to get wickets rather in comparison with the likes of Murali, Warne and Mendis who can produce enough freakish deliveries to do the job.
Those of us who watched the likes of Emburey and Miller toiling away ineffectually for England in the past surely appreciate what a good bowler Monty is.
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 08:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Also - the one sure way for Monty to mess up his whole career would be to change his nicely grooved action in search of a 'doosra'. The only orthodox finger spinner who has had one was probably Saqlain (Murali is a wrist spinner, whichever way his stock delivery turns). I would say that Monty's arm-ball isn't used often enough and when it is, doesn't seem to have enough dip to decieve batsmen and get lbw. Maybe he should work on that, rather than a doosra.
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 08:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Dr C OTM.
― Ed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 08:20 (fifteen years ago) link
As they keep saying on TMS, Monty needs to vary his pace more, his bowling still shows a lack of confidence.
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
When exactly was Michael Vaughan's last decent batting performance again?
― aldo, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Answering my own question, he has the sort of knock you'd expect from a number 3 about once every 6 months.
― aldo, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Dr. C - I don't have a problem with Monty's results, by and large; my difficulties with him are on points of spin-bowling principle, namely that he doesn't seem to think batsmen out, rather "hits the right areas" until they get themselves out. It's an attitude thing. A doosra or well-grooved arm-ball would be great, but the main thing I'd like to see would be a mastery of pace, a dominating mindset, and setting his own fields rather than letting Uncle Mike do it for him.
Although Uncle Mike won't be the top boss for long if this continues.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Cook, Strauss, Vaughan, Pietersen, Bell, Collingwood.
Who goes and why?
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Vaughan and Collingwood because they're woefully out of form and they irritate the tits off me with their interview conduct.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Given that the capt is the worst performer getting rid of the others on form seems wrong.
Strauss recently redeemed, but seems to have stuttered again.
Cook, scores 40-50 a lot is "one for the future" but doesn't seem to be good enough yet, do we chuck him out and get someone new to do it all again?
KP, is a genius but needs to get in to show it, very likely to get out early on.
Bell, scored 199 on a good pitch which according to the press cemented his international credentials but I still have doubts.
Collingwood, cant cope in tests, but is one day captain so should be able to.
SA are showing they are incredibly strong in both batting and bowling, them against Australia will be very interesting.
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Cook and Bell are the two men I'd trust the most at the moment. Hopefully we won't see too many more SA celebrations this afternoon.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
cook gone :(
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
As seen on TMS:
"As a Yorkshire fan I am backing Vaughan to remain England captain - purely because I don't want him back in the Tykes' batting line up."
― aldo, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty gruesome stuff at the moment by the sound of it.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Collingwood playing like a man who knows his place is under intense scrutiny.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Beautiful timing. GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM OUR TEAM
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Still to score 100 1st class runs this season, apparently.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
10 first class innings so far this year, 96 runs between them. Utter rubbish. xposted
― aldo, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Broad would have scored more than that, then taken a few wickets.
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Sidebottom out too. Freddie may as well throw the bat now. Dismal day for England.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
lol completely pathetic
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I want to cry.
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
"Those of us who watched the likes of Emburey and Miller toiling away ineffectually for England in the past surely appreciate what a good bowler Monty is."
See, you're right, I wonder if we are over-appreciating Monty bcz Eng hasn't had a decent spinner since who the fuck knows when...I don't think I had ever seen one since Monty came on the scene (Tufnell def wasn't it). Anyway, totally otm. The 'doosra' stuff is v funny now.
Eng's batting is straight out of a horror novel at the moment.
Also, who is to blame for this match starting on Wednesday -- can we actually give up on the one day game altogether and space out test matches and get them starting on Thursday.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Louis pulling out the stops on this thread: I Like Geoffrey Boycott; Monty Is Stupid and Shit etc. Tuffers was a good bowler, couldn't do anything else mind you.
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, fuck a doosra
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty isn't shit per se, he just doesn't appeal to me on an aesthetic or intellectual level, and I doubt his bowling has much penetration against the very best. Doosra or no doosra. That was just an example. Now you mention it, incidentally, Tuffers was jusy slightly more useful in the other two departments than Monty is.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
No no, however shit Monty is at batting and fielding there is no way he is as bad as Tufnell!
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Thing about Tufnell is he actually had batting talent, opened the innings at school, just didn't have the bottle against quick bowling. His batting against spin was often pretty classy, but he rarely had a chance to show this. :D
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
"lend us a brain Tufnell, I'm building an idiot!" = best sledge ever!
― Neil S, Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
oh just bring Monty on already :D
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Vikram Solanki with a blinding hundred before lunch at Cheltenham, btw.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Bit of a fightback going on here
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I know!
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link
why isn't Monty on?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Vaughan's been reading ILX. 21 leg byes in a score of 140-odd? Is there anything Tim Ambrose actually can do?
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL @ England pioneering the three man bowling attack
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL @ you blaming the keeper for leg-byes
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha ha, I'll blame Ambrose for anything, him and Thatcher
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't like the fact that the most quintessentially English position in our team is taken by an Aussie, and a Warwickshire Aussie at that, but he hasn't been THAT bad with the gloves.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Fred's 200th test wicket
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Wait until South Africa are less than 50 runs behind England and then bring on Monty, nice one Vaughannynynyyny
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
A friend and I were making this exact same point on MSN, Panesar shudda been on as soon as that 4th wicket fell.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
That could be crucial. England and Flintoff denied by what was according to more or less everyone the worst not-out lbw decision ever.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
England are cricket's answer to Gordon Brown at the moment
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
:D I'd like to see Gordon Brown bowl one of those! Justice.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Brilliant, bye bye Fatso!
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Sounds like it's all going off at Edgbaston. Good batting perfomance needed now, I'll believe it when I see it though...
― Neil S, Friday, 1 August 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Well played Paul Collingwood!
― Neil S, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
it's becoming a classic!
― Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Kp_Salted_Peanuts_500g.jpg
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
likely showing it in the pub if i were to leave early?
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
KP out :-(
― Neil S, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
FAP.com doesn't mention a TV.
― Ed, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
grrrr
knives are out for kp in the tms box
― Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah Stewy's not happy...
― Neil S, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
and rightly so.
not gonna make any difference now...
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Flintoff gone as well
― Neil S, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
its all over now
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL anyone expecting to watch any cricket on saturday or sunday (fuck a wednesday start for a test)
― Ed, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
:(
― Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Looking a little better now. Who'd've thought that Collingwood would end up hitting a 6 to bring up his 100, hey?
― toby, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Super innings.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 1 August 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay, so what kind of lead is going to be enough? I'm thinking 250 would be good, but 300 would be much much better...
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 August 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link
We might get 250, we won't get 300
― Ed, Saturday, 2 August 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Still 3 wickets to go. I think we could get a 300 lead.
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 August 2008 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link
It's looking pretty good!
― Just got offed, Saturday, 2 August 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Good knock from Sidebottom...
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 August 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 2 August 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
From 65-0 to 93-4. Crazy stuff. All started from Flintoff's wkt, apparently McKenzie couldn't see the ball. Kallis seem to have got out in a similar way...
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 2 August 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
England have had nothing but shitty umpire decisions this series.
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 2 August 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
fucks sake that was off the glove. fucking umpires
― Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 2 August 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
England lose the series, deservedly so given their mostly shoddy batting performances (and fairly toothless bowling). Some people are gonna throw their toys out the pram and blame umpires/Kevin Pietersen, but really it's team responsibility, and England weren't good enough.
Also, the British have been traditionally terrible at "giving credit where it's due", and altho they bowled abysmally at Collingwood and company for long period yesterday and today, and altho half their players were useless at spotting 87 mph deliveries coming out of a dark background, the South Africans deserve all the praise they get.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Well done for extending Colly's career by another 2 years, a masterstroke. Remember, next time he's one game away from permanent expulsion, just bowl wide half-trackers at him! And bring on your worst-ever Test bowler for a 20-over spell!
― Just got offed, Saturday, 2 August 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg/800px-Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
KP England captain then? I never thought I'd see the day, Neville Cardus will be rolling in his grave etc etc...
― Neil S, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
It's what absolutely needs to happen. Cardus would be loving it.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
KP shouldn't be captain. His form will suffer and he's not mature enough and is far too irresponsible. Vaughan was by far and away the best man for the job.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
You are a silly armchair fan who doesn't understand how cricket works, and is spouting tabloid opinion in lieu of any genuine consideration.
Pietersen is highly mature, works harder at his game than anyone, and is anything but irresponsible (hence his average being 10 higher than anyone else's).
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
You are a silly armchair fan who doesn't understand how cricket works
I played cricket when you were still in nappies.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, pls to explain "how cricket works". Who are you, Fred Trueman?
― Neil S, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, I'm just a bit het up about the weight of unthinking criticism KP is receiving for not scoring a hundred every Test. Also, playing cricket doesn't mean you know how it works; there are enough international cricketers spouting unalloyed shite in the commentary-box as it is. KP in charge would not mean an irresponsible captain, it would mean a dynamic, aggressive captain, rather like the fella who's just trodden all over us.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Good summation of Vaughan's captaincy: http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/363563.html
― Neil S, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
DEAR EVERYONE POSTING TO BBC 606 COMMENTS BLOG
YOU ARE ALL SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO FUCKING STUPID
"KP is a big stupid ego player, no brain, let's get Rob Key in as captain!"
DIE
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
It's fair enough to have reservations about KP as captain IMO, it's just there is no other feasible candidate. Had Vaughan's knee forced him to resign permanently a couple of years ago, we'd have Strauss as captain now, and he would probably be a better captain than KP.
― Neil S, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
But it's too late for him now, I meant to add above.
― Neil S, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss is the ONLY alternative. And I'd still say KP is well ahead of him. The amount of ill-informed tabloid idiocy spouted by cricket "fans" is quite, quite amazing. We even get the merest hint of base comedy with the "Chris Read should captain England" brigade.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
English cricket in disarray shockah!
― SeekAltRoute, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"Chris Read should captain England" brigade.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Mondeo Pop XI?
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Pissed off when I first heard about this...however there is nothing I'd like more than seeing Vaughan back in the runs. Which, as long as there are no more injuries, is a good possibility.
Well done on Collingwood's awesome hundred as well, and good timing on the announcement.
The thought process behind choosing the captaincy seems to be that it should not be split between one day and test, in which case KP is a no-brainer. otoh, the one day game might not be around for a lot longer, so I dunno if anyone should be thinking like that.
I'm ok with Kevin, I see him as Viv Richards like, but whenever I've seen Viv being interviewed (never seen him play) I sensed an inner steel that he'd pass down, maybe (anyone who has seen plz feel free to correct?), and not too much clowning around. Basically I don't see KP ever straddling that line between flamboyance on the pitch with the necessary toughness that you'd need to keep ppl in check.
Strauss is more in the Hussain/Vaughan mode...he is more detached. But we need his runs more, and like H/V the captaincy will work against his batting. Bcz KP is not in that line there is a chance it might improve his batting, so I'll go for KP.
None of this will matter if we don't find more incisive bowlers than Sidebottom.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
KP doesn't clown around! He scores lots of runs with unconventional strokeplay, but do you see him messing around in the field? Of course not. He's deadly serious, his batting is deadly serious but not scripted along the lines of conventionality. KP is very tough, and I'd venture to say commands an aura of awe within that dressing-room. He works harder on his batting than just about anyone else, and the results are plain: bowlers fear him.
Also, you sensed an "inner steel" with IVAR? Good lord, the man was made of titanium.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Just inside the back of the Lord's pavilion (the players' and members' entrance) there is an enormous painting of Sir Viv. Staring straight at you. With a contemptuous sneer. "You play as much cricket as you want, but you will never, and I mean never, be as good as me." It's there for a reason.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Viv is god. Wish I had been old enough to have seen the 70s knocks but the 80s ones I saw were awesome.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Not clown around on the field, but he has a mouth in him off the field. The tabloids could have a field day with him, and like it or not that's important.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
He really hasn't said that much that sets him up as a risk. The obsession with not saying anything that isn't about hitting the right areas or playing the ball on its merits is damaging, and so what if he expresses a somewhat forthright opinion? All other international captains do it, why can't ours? Besides, he really doesn't do it THAT much, and his private life is placid compared to most.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Vaughan/Hussain had plenty of fortright opinions. Its all a question of tone...
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Vaughan's have been mostly kept under wraps. Hussain was outspoken but not often directly confrontational (off the field). KP is brash, so what? We need some of that brashness.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Totally disagree, brash becomes reckless and lack of attention for the small details. Vaughan and Hussain had the right tone and were tough. Can't say the same for KP but I'll give it time.
We'll see how it works...lots of questions have to be asked of the selectors, which unfortunately aren't being asked today.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
KP has no attention for the small details? Have you watched him slowly and magnificently "work out" a bowler? Maybe he's not so good in the field, but there's only one way to find out.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
er...we're talking here about how he projects himself off the field, not his batting.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, the bottom line is, we'll see. And we will. I have faith.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I read somewhere that Strauss average was higher as a captain (56 as opposed to 40). Admittedly that was over the course of only 5 tests but could this be a rare occasion where a players batting is reinvigorated by taking on the captaincy as well? He seems a more measured character than Pieterson.
― sam500, Monday, 4 August 2008 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Re Richards: he was indeed a brilliant player, he wasn't such a great captain though, and having his bowling attack meant that he didn't so much have to captain as to rotate his bowlers. Draw from that what conclusions you will about KP.
― Neil S, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link
And yet again we will go into an Ashes series with a largely untested captain.
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, Ricky Ponting must be a very happy man right now.
― Neil S, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Sure, but I'd rather have Vaughan (or his replacement) scoring runs against Australia and getting that middle order working again.
To those who have faith, they better get on their knees..
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Sam Dingle appointed England captain http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44890000/jpg/_44890000_kppresser_pa466.jpg
― Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
better news, bhopara in for the next test.
― Ed, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link
KP's average to take massive hit.
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 4 August 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Best day for English cricket since 2005.
― Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
you're referring here to trying him as a county captain first?
― caek, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, that'd work, what with him being available for about three games all season. Get on with ye!
― Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Without wishing to get ILX into trouble, has anyone else heard that this might be connected to cricket: http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/public_law/article659930.ece
― caek, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I heard adulterous rumours surrounding a recently-retired England cricketer but those made him out to be the victim rather than the perpetrator.
― Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes. Sounds like a real pickle, would explain a lot.
― caek, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Although I heard another rumour that the cuckolder is ALSO a recently-retired England cricketer, albeit one still involved with the set-up.
― Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison back for the Oval match, with Bell at 3.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Glad that KP has been made captain, English cricket needs a kick up the jacksey
― Tom D., Wednesday, 6 August 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
He's already talking a good game, or mouthing off a great deal, depending on your viewpoint. I'm still wavering between the two.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Massive Twenty20 match for me tonight. Physics vs. Humanities. If we win we're into the end of season play-off, if we lose is the end of our season. I will doubtless be bowling my woeful medium pace and scoring 7 before holing out at long on.
― caek, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought you bowled chinamen?
I've gotta miss Charlton's first game of the season thanks to a match. Not that I'm complaining. Last week I went to Greenwich Park and ended up playing for a team of strangers (on a proper pitch), taking two wickets and a catch as we won a 2020 game by about 30 runs. :D
Oh, and Harmison deserves his recall significantly less than Kabir Ali does, but what can you do when someone plays for a trendy county? :P
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Well remembered! Changed to medium pace this year as they've laid an artificial pitch which doesn't take turn. Turns out I'm actually OK at medium. I even got some orthodox inswing a couple of weeks ago when it was really humid.
― caek, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
x-post Yes, Durham, that's a trendy county all right!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Has anyone told them up there yet?
― Tom D., Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Cool, daddy-o!
http://www.northeastengland.talktalk.net/ElvetBridge.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
It does look nice doesn't it? Never been to Durham, want to go now!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link
It is nice
― Tom D., Wednesday, 6 August 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Who would've thought Harmison would trigger a collapse like that!
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Not Louis, that's for sure
― Tom D., Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
lol hi
maybe he has been bowling like this all season. let's see him keep it up. overseas.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
He's bowling a helluva lot better than Broad anyway.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
this is very true
― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty gets the cheat out!
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
What a day :)
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Only problem is we can bat even worse
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Century partnership coming up for Morkel and Harris?
― Tom D., Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
"Panesar doesn't see it initially; sets off... eventually."
Love 'im.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
KP's all-new inclusive policy of giving the kid a bowl pays off handesomely.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Broad gets a wicket!
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
haha morkel went off the wrong way straight to the groundsmans shed instead of the pavillion
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
That all-night bender is really catching up with the Safricans.
Internet Claim: England Owes Success to Walkabout Pub Chain
― Tom D., Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
"handesomely" wtf
― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
194 all out
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 7 August 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Good times.
[Won last night so we're through to the semi-finals of the play-offs. Two juicy cover drives for four resulted in my top score for the season of 8. Out bowled having completely lost track of where the ball was. Bowled one and dropped a catch off my own bowling. Conceded rather a lot of extras. Good times.]
― caek, Thursday, 7 August 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― Ed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, Channel 5 had the gall to reunite Harmison and Boycott, once so animated in another's offence! The kiss and make up ceremony as conducted by Sparky Nicholas. Dear me!
― Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ynu0LWd0iqY
― caek, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
kp dropped twice.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Century for KP
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link
KP out
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Typical. He is incapable of doing anything without drama!
― Neil S, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
HOW DARE HE SACK HIM
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Seriously I can't get angry at a man who's just made a hundred but come on Kev, make some double tons.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 8 August 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not saying that's a bad thing! Flintoff is looking in the mood...
― Neil S, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
huge 6!
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
flintoff out
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
gah
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Time for Broadys 1st century
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll venture to say we'll have a new keeper for the winter tour.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Not gonna be much of a lead. Shocking stuff since KP got out
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Is Anderson finally going to get his first duck?
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
useless cunts
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
you can bet the sa opening partnership will soon rattle off the lead.
Can we have a teeny bit of positivity? Batting isn't that easy out there, and yr talking like a tabloid headline. Plus, Anderson's avoided the duck again!
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean there's no sophistication to your game analysis, it's always absolutes. A very immature mentality.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that a joke or should I start Googling GIFs of pots and kettles?
― caek, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Since when has my cricket analysis been comprised of non-jokey absolutes?
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean there aren't many topics on ILX where I consider myself to be an authority, hence I'm almost always content to defer to those of greater knowledge/experience. But, fuck, not cricket.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
No need to be calling people immature just because you disagree with them though.
― Neil S, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It's not so much disagreement as exasperation at the whole "stupid cunts mess up again grumble grumble we're the worst team in the world" attitude that Mr. Neuname is espousing. He's not alone either. We don't know whether England will win this Test, but what's clear is that they are very much on top with a 100-run first-innings lead at least (more if Harmison keeps firing).
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
But it's not "immature". Pessimistic perhaps, but not immature.
― Neil S, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, I was more talking about
A very immature mentality. A very immature mentality. A very immature mentality. A very immature mentality. A very immature mentality.
and, to a lesser extent
it's always absolutes it's always absolutes it's always absolutes
― caek, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, and I was only talking about those things in a cricketing context. You're a little guilty of ad hominem in this case, caek.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison misses a 50 in the most predictable manner imaginable. Monty really is the biggest spacker in the universe. Bastards. String 'em up.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Not Panesar's fault that Harmison was desperate to get his 50.
― Neil S, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
They should both be hung from the players' balcony.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Anderson, OTOH, should be knighted forthwith.
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Doing a Hoggard v Hayden on Smith!
― Neil S, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, and I was only talking about those things in a cricketing context.
Try not to tell people they deal in absolutes and are immature in any context. This is good advice for anyone. (It's particularly good advice for you, so I guess that makes it an ad hominem.)
― caek, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
251-7, new ball, no second slip for de villiers and anderson swings one and it goes straight to where 2nd slip wouldve been.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 10 August 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Kerr, Tom D, yr team is shite
― Just got offed, Monday, 18 August 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Trescothick = cheat. Yep.
― SeekAltRoute, Monday, 25 August 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
A great player - I'm glad he seems to be happier now. We could really do with some Tresco-like performances from our current openers in the coming year.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 August 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
haha wtf 84 all out and I missed it!
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
SOUTH AFRICA INNINGS"Have the England team been at the Murray Mints again?" Cookie Wookie in the TMS inbox"Jacques Kallis said in the paper today that their last match was their worst yet. I wonder what he will say about this one!" David, Aylesbury in the TMS inbox1626: You won't see that again in a hurry - Broad finishes with 5-23 from 10, Harmison 2-4 from one, Flintoff 3-29 from seven, Anderson 0-26 from five. We'll have a 10-minute break before England's openers return to the fray.
"Have the England team been at the Murray Mints again?" Cookie Wookie in the TMS inbox
"Jacques Kallis said in the paper today that their last match was their worst yet. I wonder what he will say about this one!" David, Aylesbury in the TMS inbox
1626: You won't see that again in a hurry - Broad finishes with 5-23 from 10, Harmison 2-4 from one, Flintoff 3-29 from seven, Anderson 0-26 from five. We'll have a 10-minute break before England's openers return to the fray.
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
83 all out actually and Nel was the top scorer with 13. England 77-0. The games gonna be over in 40 overs. I don't suppose the crowd will mind.
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
37.1 overs all in. 10 wkt win
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
As someone on the BBC text commentary said, they could have that 20-20 game now!
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
So freakish one-off, or a brave new dawn for English cricket? I'm thinking the former...
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
it's just nice to not be on the receiving end of a result like this for a change.
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
well done matt prior for his 6 catches and one of them was spectacular to say the least.
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
SA just haven't turned up since going 2-0 up in test series.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 29 August 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Freddie batted quite brilliantly again though today. Which is good to see.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 29 August 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Patel with a five-for!
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 29 August 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
3-0 england with 2 games left
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 29 August 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
4-0
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
good times.
― caek, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
31 off 12 balls for Flintoff. Was trying to think of the last time england had such a good one day run, and came up with nothing.
― Neil S, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
most mature OD innings i've seen him play. that deft cut of his past gully was a particularly elegant stroke.
― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
He's on fire at the moment- averaging 187 for nthe series by my calculations!
― Neil S, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
And he's taken 10 wickets at 12.9 too!
― Neil S, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry stats geeking out here...
Flintoff and Harmison have made a huge difference since they came back.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
It's probably been mentioned upthread, but having them come on 1st and 2nd change- rather than, say Sajid Mahmood- has made such a big difference. They can really strangle the opposition from over 10 onwards.
― Neil S, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
ughh another Shane Watson "comeback"..
― 'Breaker' Moran (wilter), Friday, 26 September 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
oshit i didn't realise he was player of the series or whatev in the IPL
― 'Breaker' Moran (wilter), Friday, 26 September 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
he'll still fail innit.
HAY LOUIS HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK INDIA WILL DESTROY AUSTRALIA BY?
I THINK SEHWAG IS OTM RE 3-1
― wilter, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
So a steady start from the Aussies. Who would have betted against a Punter century? I predict a high scoring draw for this one.
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
ya well this is the biggest series in years, of course nobody's paying it attention. whole thing depends on whether india's batsmen choke imho
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
also hearty lolz @ the idea (nay, the reality) of cameron white as the best test cricket team's spinner
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
That late wicket was important. Watson will be facing the new ball tomorrow morning.
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
australia could yet be bowled out for 350 or less, that lower-order looks like the sort that could easily either crumble, or put together a succession of very irritating partnerships. it all depends which india come out tomorrow. but with the arguable exception of clark (who got 44 in a tour match) they can all bat to a good standard, if not a very good one. mind you now i've said that haddin will get a ton or something
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
also i'm gonna go for 2-1 scoreline to australia, but reverse that if india fire with the bat
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I think a lot depends on how well the likes of Lee and S Clarke feel comfortable against spin. My guess is not so much.
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link
well hopefully australia's lower-middle powerhaus of watson white haddin will preclude the need for tailend runs (like england expects much out of lol anderson sidebottom panesar), but as i say stuart clark made 44 primarily against spinners who had wrecked australia's top and middle order, and both lee and johnson know how to play
plus, this hasn't been a spinner's pitch
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link
at least we will be gifted the spectacle of cameron white trying to outfox tendulkar et al
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Fair points all. And yes Tendulkar and co must be salivating! I reckon he'll pass Lara easily this match.
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, he sure hasn't got the world's two best quick bowlers trying to stop him, 400 for the taking tbh
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
:-P
He needs 77 I think to pass Lara's test run total. Seeing him make 400 would be pretty good though!
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
ohhhhhh i thought that might be it but for some reason i also thought tendulkar was already ahead
yeah he'll do it some time this SERIES ;-)
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed)
lolz
― wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
ok so a draw then prob.
i think Watson needed to get a half century then. fucking guy.
― wilter, Monday, 13 October 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh twofer - could be interesting
(no more liveblogging)
― wilter, Monday, 13 October 2008 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― wilter, Thursday, 9 October 2008 20:23 (4 days ago) Bookmark
looooooolz
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
...the BCCI is forgetting that October is Sheffield Shield Month.
― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
the BCCI run cricket now so sit tight and accept it dude
anyway I seen no Aus domestic fixtures on cricinfo live scores page, maybe they're hushing that up as well
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
at least Katto will be unable to score 400 bazillion runs this time, being in the national side and all that
who will come to the FORE
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Indian cricket grounds need to get some mutherfukin floodlights. It's 2008 and we're STILL going off for "bad light"???
― Oh noes! (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Draw declared. I fancy India might have gone on to win that.
― Neil S, Monday, 13 October 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
So the 2nd test is turning into a rout and Sharma has Ponting's number it would seem!
― Neil S, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Warne will be back out of retirement before long.
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 20 October 2008 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^^^
― wilter, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly want that cunt to come back
― wilter, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
also
o bangladesh :(
i'm pleased Shaun Marsh has been called up ^_^
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
next test on spinner's wicket u__u
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link
cameron white for 13-wicket match haul, harbhajan to be banned for life after racist punching incident
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
was there good footage of the Khan/Hayden incident? it sounds like it would make an A+ animated gif.
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure tbh. Anything involving Sreesanth dancing would make an A+ animated gif tho so there's probably tons of apposite material out there.
Anyway, I'm gwana bed, hopefully by the time I wake someone will have Nancy Kerriganned Krazy Krejza and Andrew Symonds will be on the next flight in.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly fuck sutherland tho
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
good start for AUSSIEE.
so the quicks are allegedly going to emulate the Indians' reverse swing.....
― walter (wilter), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
btw i h8 watson
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7713794.stm
Oh dear, prepare for certain English defeat.
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 November 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
If Australia get the runs tomorrow, it will be the most undeserved series draw in the history of forever. Fortunately, they won't. The real Ashes is coming up in a coupla weeks, can't wait.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
juvenile lol at "get the runs"
― thanks (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah can't wait for this shit to end tbh
― ▧_▨ (wilter), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Botham STFU plz
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 9 November 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
he is good at charity walks and jingoism, he should stick to those
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
What's he been saying now? Usual pre-ashes nonsense? In other news congrats to england for their glorious hong kong sixes win over canada.
― Matt, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
HE SAID ENGLAND WILL WIN THE ASHES 5=0
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link
oops caps
and 5-0
God he's a berk. Like Sophia Gardens is a results pitch (if anyone other than the woeful Glamorgan is playing). Like either side is remotely capable of taking twenty at the Oval unless Monty develops something approaching variation; an arm ball, at least, would be nice. I'd incline to 1-1, maybe 2-1 England, myself, but the bat will dominate. Is it Lords, Sophia Gardens, Trent Bridge, Edgbaston, Oval? I know Old Trafford lost its spot (which is a spectacular case of the ECB shooting itself in the foot, given that that's the one strip that Harmison always looks the most terrifying bowler in the world on) the omission of Headingley is also less than bright in terms of actually wanting england to win games.
So England to win at Trent Bridge thanks to Jimmy Anderson, Aus at Lords thanks to Clark and Johnson, High scoring draws in Cardiff and at the Oval, so it's all down to Edgbaston. And Botham's a pillock.
― Matt, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link
That makes sense. I will try to make my own prediction once I see how "the lads" fare in their titanic 2-Test clash with tonight's Border-Gavaskar champions.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
such ineptness yesterday. we had india 6 for 160-something and then took the foot off the throat because of the slow over rate. i reckon cricket aus bigwigs might've made ponting's decision for him, in which case they should resign if they want to put sponsors ahead of saving a series; but surely bowling watson off a short run would've been better than mr cricket's harmless trundling, clarke, white etc.
― motor city dumb ensemble (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
levelling the india series wouuld be worth ponting missing all the games vs the kiwis, imo.
― cam'ron wite (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
SACK PONTING
He's already lower than Mark Taylor levels. Fuck, he's almost at Kim Hughes levels.
― China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
(And no, this does not mean promote Michael Clarke.)
― China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Krejza for captain!
― Neil S, Monday, 10 November 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Three words: BRING BACK BOOF
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
(Those words are sponsored by A Salute to the Legends of the Sheffield Shield)
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Weird how Peter Siddle didn't get another Test. I think he has something.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
And are you talking about Mark Cosgrove?
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
No, I'm saying bring Darren Lehmann out of retirement (this was the sports policy of a minor Australian political party).
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I know, but there's a new baby BOOF out there nowadays, a maverick who can't tidy his room. I think he's exactly what you need.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah but I don't think Mark Cosgrove will ever come to terms with being a drinking, smoking, gambling fat bastard like Boof did.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Also racist, cf. "Black bastards!" when given out against Sri Lanka
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Brilliant batsman mind.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
And heroic Jayasuriya-style flat-left-arm pie-chucker to boot
Later sold out and turned his back on the great state of South Australia to become a spokesman for XXXX.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
AUSTRALIA VERSUS AUSTRALIA TWENTY20 -- TONIGHT!!
As I have to get up at the crack of dawn to check out a place at Drummoyne, I'll be here watching the madness.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 07:59 (fifteen years ago) link
My mistake, it's Australia versus the Johnnie Walker XI.
OMG ROY IS BACK
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link
as a long-time supporter of mr walker's product, i am excited
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:34 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, what on earth ARE they wearing??
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link
That bloody grey and gold again!
OMG THEY HAVE RED CARPET TONIGHT
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Mr. Cricket is captain tonight which is a much better choice than Ponting or Der Bingle's Significant Other.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link
jeez this bloke's off to a flyer
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
That's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield right there unless he does something stupid like get a regular Test spot.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:41 (fifteen years ago) link
SHAUN TAIT IS BACK
EVERYBODY'S BACK!!
I mean, I even saw Bruce Reid at the bar earlier.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:42 (fifteen years ago) link
was he snapped in half?
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link
tait looking brisk as usual, if totally lacking any control
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Dodgy decision?
0/50 in the third over!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Classy over from that man Tait.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:54 (fifteen years ago) link
they need to stop this 'music after every ball' nonsense, i mean really.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link
siddle nearly grabbed that!
why he didn't play instead of that pretender johnson in the fourth test, i'll never know.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link
BRAD HODGE, A CURRENT LEGEND OF THE SHEFFIELD SHIELD, TAKES THE CREASE
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link
bye gilly ;___;
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link
As the KFC XI take on the Johnnie Walker XI, I am reading a piece of EM Swanton from 1977 delightfully entitled 'And the devil take Kerry Packer': http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/cricketer/content/story/316467.html
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:08 (fifteen years ago) link
FREE HIT!!!!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Daniel Marsh! Here's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link
The bloke looks like a Tasmanian that ate Boonie.
he comes out to the sounds of 'in between days'. wouldn't have happened in the old days!
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Golden Duck!! That's the stuff of Legends (of the Sheffield Shield)!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:17 (fifteen years ago) link
slowed the scoring a bit now, they've still made 100 in 9 overs mind
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I have a libelous anecdote about Mark Nicholas which I unfortunately can't share here.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
o you tease
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
THEY GOT TWO KIDS ON THE OVAL WITH ROY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
<insert favourite pre-1977 English cricket writer> must be spinning in his grave at 8000rpm
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, COME ON. They let the kid field!
wu-tang roy is for the children
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
NATALIE BASSINGWAITHE PERFORMING HER LATEST HITS DURING THE INTERVAL -- DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe the "official" team could use Miss Bassingwaithe if she gets padded up.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
So they lost to the B team...
SACK PONTING -- BRING IN BRAD HODGE!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone think the tour will go ahead? I think harmison will pull out and if a few others follow pietersen might bring the entire team home so its a collective decision and no players will carry the can on their own.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
England's two-Test series in India has been given the go-ahead after players were assured there would be no threat to their safety at a meeting on Sunday.England, who are currently at a training camp in Abu Dhabi, will take a full squad of players.England's one-day series in India was cut short after the 26 November terrorist attacks in Mumbai.Players and staff returned home and were given time alone to decide whether they wanted to return for the Tests.
England, who are currently at a training camp in Abu Dhabi, will take a full squad of players.
England's one-day series in India was cut short after the 26 November terrorist attacks in Mumbai.
Players and staff returned home and were given time alone to decide whether they wanted to return for the Tests.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
LATEST: Ex-England cricketer Chris Lewis charged with attempted drug smuggling after cocaine seized at Gatwick. More details soon ...
― NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7772950.stm
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Straight into the Wormwood Scrubs first XI I guess.
― NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow Indian collapse in progress, 100-odd for 5!
― Neil S, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link
This is why one day and 20/20 is rubbish. We can actually field a decent test side.
― Ed, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Friday, 12 December 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
x-post Yeah we're consistently competitive in Tests, even if we've been a bit disappointing over the last year or 2. A series win or draw would be good with the Aussies looming on the horizon.
But yeah let's not get carried away!
― Neil S, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
lol Australia suck
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Until they meet england.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
There's a gloating thread well in operation already. And better still, it's on King Boy Pato's own board.
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
They're gonna panic and bring back Warne to win the Ashes.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Where is this thread of gloating?
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Warne's been commentating during this test, he is prob less awful than healy.
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Mark Taylor should not be allowed to commentate cricket (eom)
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
xp also he's looking pretty trim
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Warne's an all-round better thinker, talker and player than Healy, should sign him up permanently tbh
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
^
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes his elbow is still in great nick, bring him back for the lols.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
and the wickets
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link
We'll see about that.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link
ha nahh i just meant we can't bowl for shit
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link
It would be really sad and desperate if the Aussies did bring Warne back, and it might win them the Ashes, but what good will it do in the long term? it's more or less telling an entire generation they're not good enough. Warne isn't gonna play on for another 5-10 years til someone comes through.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Jason Krejza is the long term soloosh imo
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link
needs more variation etc apparently tho
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link
australia: the ashley giles robert croft years
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
morelike richard illingworth
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link
peter such
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
(case closed)
So LJ, Bell makes the squad. I like Bell, but he must be dropped. He's lacking confidence and needs back in the county championship to make some runs along with Vaughan. Give Shah a chance lord knows he deserves it. But if Vaughan has a good start to the county season he's gotta be no3 unless all the batsmen fire against the WI.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
it might win them the Ashes, but what good will it do in the long term?
sentences that contradict/answer themselves, part 4573 in a series
pfunkboy that is all manifest, shah should have been in for india. you are far too cynical about the likelihood of vaughan's inclusion. i'm telling ya, he's definitely played his last game for england
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link
"he's gotta be no. 3"
frankly insane use of "gotta", the man has patently lost it
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link
It's Thorpe all over again. Assuming Bell does play against WI and he does fail, clearly Shah isn't considered good enough. So who will come in if not MV? He has a great record against the Aussies. (all depending what he does at the start of the season for Yorkshire though)Shah is no Pietersen so I don't see a massive campaign for him to replace Bell or Vaughan unless he hits a few centuries in the Caribbean.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
also symonds to be given heaveho not haidoss u_u
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
And LJ I assume you don't want Monty to play?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, Mark Ramprakash averages over 40 against the Aussies. He's a dead cert, surely.
Thorpe was still run-hungry and his exile from the team was not form-related. The situation is completely different.
Shah is considered good enough to make all the squads. If he wasn't considered good enough, he'd have stayed home with the ODI specialists.
Plenty of young(er) batsmen are making a mark at county level, and would be considerably better bets than a past-it Vaughan. This rhetoric ("who else but Vaughan?") is the wistful pandering rhetoric of the inane tabloid presses.
Don't assume Bell will fail against the Women's Institute. Don't assume he'll start ahead of Shah.
Monty is a terrible cunt and I'd rather see Rashid or even Swann eventually usurp him. Start with Panesar, though, because nothing gives confidence like a West Indies tailender. N.B. the tail starts at 2 and temporarily secedes for Chanderpaul. Maybe he'll get something guileful into that empty skull of his.
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
N.B. You'll probably interpret it literally, so I'll inform you now that the Ramprakash thing was a sarcastic joke.
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty is a terrible cunt
A bit OTT even by your standards.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Never seen Withnail And I, have you? Hate having to explain my references.
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link
not for about 15 years, no.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link
ARE YOU THE FARMER?!
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link
We've gone on holiday by mistake...
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry i loled at that jesus Withnail!
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Victorian all-rounder Andrew McDonald and NSW left-armer Doug Bollinger are set to be called up into a squad of 13 for the Sydney Test.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/cricket/hayden-to-survive-but-changes-imminent/2008/12/30/1230399186421.html
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link
if haydos is gone they should get jaques back in asap. i'd swap hussey and katich too, but that's me.
― prins tuomas (haitch), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link
So KP wants Vaughan in his team and Moores doesn't. KP wants Moores to keep in the background and guess who doesn't. Moores doesn't have a great record. KP is gonna be the one that comes out on top methinks.So who will replace Moores? (and be KP's yes man) or will KP resign/get sacked?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Moores is history
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
So no crappy compromise til after a disastrous WI tour/ashes mauling?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
What KP wants, KP gets
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Moores doesn't have a great record but at the same time KP is an inexperienced captain(tho i can see that having vaughan there to help him is a good thing from that point of view, but he has to make runs before he can be considered)I cant see KP getting full power somehow. but they cant take moores side.Im all for Moores being replaced, but who with?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm with KP on this one though. No other England captain would be any different.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Bumble! I don't know, but there must be other guys around who could do as good or, preferably, a better job (xp)
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
One who can get Harmison, Monty, Vaughan and Bell firing? (since KP insists they get picked)
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^those four fuckin' players
― REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Mind you, Moores is right about picking Vaughan
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah in an "it would be flaming fucking madness to pick Vaughan" way
KP going down a little in my estimation over this, sure he's showing himself to be strong-headed but he also needs to LET GO when it comes to inspirational captain-batsmen who are now without a shred of form
Owais Shah is the real loser in all of this tbh.
― REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
LJ wouldn't have picked Brearley
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
it was different in the 80's, nobody was scoring any runs at all except like javed miandad and allan border
also brearley was some sort of great pulsing cricket brain and a jolly decent sort. he had an education, you know
― REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
You may as well pick me as pick Vaughan
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
(and viv richards, and gordon greenidge)
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
(and some others)
I'd only play if I was above Bell in the order though. I'd have to insist on that.
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
so as long as you go to a proper university you're good enough to play for England?
Not sure that Monty's stupid either- he has a degree from Loughborough, and always seems quite thoughtful to me.― Neil S, A degree in computer science. His final mark is unsupplied. Let's face it, his cricketing ability probably had a say in his acceptance, especially at Loughborough. Let's just be glad he's an international cricketer rather than a video-store clerk, eh?just got offed
― Neil S,
just got offed
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, playing cricket doesn't mean you know how it works; ― Just got offed,
― Just got offed,
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
it's time to get English cricket back to where it shone brightest: as the pastime of the aristocracy
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Lord Trueman. The Earl of Gooch. The Bishop of Boycott.
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Forget recent triumphs? Who was it who spread the game across our glorious Commonwealth, our Empire? The nobs, that's who.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Bloody underarm poofters
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, but on the other hand, lolz:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7815038.stm
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://weblogs.jupiterresearch.com/analysts/card/archives/nelson-muntz.gif
― Nottingham: it's the new Abu Dhabi (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Morris did a Gallian on him.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP English Cricket, Ashes to be taken away, etc, etc.
― Nottingham: it's the new Abu Dhabi (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Just like you Aussies have been pulling a rope-a-dope with your tactical decision to lose to SA, so Pietersen pursues a wily long-game move to make Andrew Strauss captain just in time to lose to West Indies, allowing his triumphant come-back as captain in time for the Ashes!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Not even Strauss could fuck up a series against the Super Stamford XI West Indies, surely?
― Nottingham: it's the new Abu Dhabi (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
We'll see, I actually think Strauss would make a good captain, but the dressing room will now be "in turmoil" as sports hacks like to say.
Odds on Pietersen taking Australian nationality?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, no thanks. He's no Kepler Wessels.
― Cape of Good Hope: ILX's New Home of Cricket! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I would think he'd have even less friends in the Australian dressing room than in the England one!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
even fewer!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
o
dear.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss will now get the job he should have been awarded when Vaughan stepped down. Ah the joy of hindsight!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link
jeezo - not how I was expecting this to pan out
The Ashes will still be up for grabs when I pitch up with my day four Oval tickets though, right?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
A lot might depend on whether KP is in the team or not.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
crazy. If KP is dropped as player then RIP england
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah but he would be pretty much unmanageable, no?
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link
he could captain the Allen Stanford SuperBrilliant Golden Ticket Megateam against The Universe, rocket to depart at GMT 13:00 on the 20th of May
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Best place for him.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm pretty peeved by this. I'm actually a big KP fan and wanted to see him at least given a crack at the Aussies. I trust we'll return to the same cautious, unexciting cricket that was our 90's trademark.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not a hater and it would be a shame if KP was lost to England, but if I were him would I be thinking continuing England dressing room politics, or a series of $1m paydays with the IPL, Stanford &c &c?
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
He wouldn't be able to leave England for the neverending moneybags circus now, not after all he's pledged. He'd have no friends remaining in the game.
More pertinently, he can do all that shit anyway and still be an England player
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
He may have bunt his bridges with England already though.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
burnt!
kp resigned it says now. Press conference by the ECB at 6.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
My feelings on this are roughly equivalent to Marcello Carlin's feelings on the treatment of Russell Brand
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway, now for some quality cover-our-asses BS from everyone's favourite cricket board!
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
KP says he will still play, but will he get picked?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Fuck "team unity", we want a LEADER
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
And KP was that leader.
well he resigned
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
He resigned because he had no choice!
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
The most important thing is, did Strauss go to the proper school/university that will allow him to be a successful captain that knows how cricket works?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
No, he's a Radley/Durham boy. Ugh.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
haha david gower just said Strauss is pretty posh but he cant criticise that! He also says being posh isnt compulsory in england cricket today.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway, these are professional men representing their country, I cannot believe it's come to this. Ridiculously petty. Not saying that the ECB should have kow-towed to his every demand but I don't think they handled his strong will very well at all. Appointing Peter Moores was in hindsight an error, as was Pietersen's ultimatum, but as England's only world-class player I think he was more in the right than many others involved.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
wonder who the rats in the team are that fell out with KP. Shah as he wasnt getting picked? Cant be Strauss/Harmy/Monty/Freddie as they're his closest allies.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Bell is his mate too i think
I like strauss fine, but i would rather KP had stayed captain. But if he lost some support in the dressing room as is rumoured then he did the right thing putting england before his captaincy. Makes him ok in my book.Give it 2 years and he will be backjust like with beefy and gower.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, the England team couldn't be at its full strength without Pietersen. But it could without Moores. This should have been the thinking.
If KP's guilty of anything it's of adhering to the clique, and this may well have brought about his downfall: the fact that he may have had strong allegiances to certain players. It's meant to be professional and fair. In this regard perhaps he needed a slap, but certainly not one of this magnitude.
Bell's lady and KP's popstar WAG were watching the final SA Test together right in front of where I was sitting. A good view from there.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
He made an ultimatum and they didn't like that. Clearly he doesn't know how cricket works.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Now KP is gone harmy and vaughan might be finished.
Well if this means better and fairer team selection then maybe silver linings etc, but it really won't.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty and Bell might get sent back to county cricket too
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss a good unity pick for the captaincy I would think.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
He has respect for the way he fought to retain his place in the side and becoming the form batsmen. Also he did a good job before. He should have been captain instead of fred for the ashes. But he wont be captain for 5 years.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Is Strauss ODI captain too? He's not even in the team.
IPL teams are now going to try tempt KP to turn his back on England with massive money offers :(
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Read that as "Now KP is gone barmy and vaughan might be finished." Fair comment. In any case, LOLz all round.
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 January 2009 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link
KP has asserted his wish to continue playing for England, FWIW.
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Thursday, 8 January 2009 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Laughable.
KP wasn't showing anything much as captain, so its not a huge loss: look at the failure in a winning position in India and the desperation to recruit Vaughan. I do think if KP's test career is ended now (or given a year's ban) I'd say there are probably enough solid performers to make it competitive, as Australia are also in flux...the coach is probably THE crucial appointment now. That and whether Shah performs.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
England need KP, for psychological value as well as playing ability.
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link
and watchability. He's the 1st English batsmen I've got excited by the sight of him walking to the crease since Gower/Botham.
He better not be dropped/sacked or bugger off to the IPL.I wasn't sure he should be captain but to not have him in the team would be awful.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link
If he hadn't lost the support of the dressing room he still would've been captain.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf that is absolute sacrilege against marcus trescothick
― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss ODI skipper too. Didn't really have much choice but I'm not sure Strauss should be in the ODI team. I admire the way he's changed his style that wasn't working into a test run machine but that style wont work in one day games. I expect he will only be ODI captain for the WI tour (unless england shock everyone and become good at it)
― Pfunkboy formerly known as ... (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
KP will be getting the ODI captaincy back at some point. Strauss is definitely place-holding in that form of the game.
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
ECB would need to change before that happens.
― Pfunkboy formerly known as ... (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 January 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm pretty damn certain that KP will at least be given an opportunity to prove himself once again in the shorter form. He's too valuable an asset (as a leader) for them not to bother. He just needs to jump through a few hoops now and sit tight.
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
What is "absolute sacrilege against marcus trescothick" Louis? He hasn't been mentioned at all on this thread!
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 9 January 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
He's the 1st English batsmen I've got excited by the sight of him walking to the crease since Gower/Botham.
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, ok, bit harsh against Flintoff as well then
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 9 January 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link
With Flintoff there wasn't the same confidence that he'd fire. An exciting player, but not a batsman I'd watch purely for his interpretation and expression of batsmanship, merely a big-hitter with a decent technique. Speaking merely of the period around 2004/5 I'd possibly see your point, but Flintoff doesn't force superlatives out of me quite like the other two. Trescothick oozed class and security however he played, and even when defensive, bat met ball thrillingly. He had a positive and destructive style all his own, and a cover-drive of kings; that ball stayed smitten. My favourite England batsman, of all the ones I've seen. His 180 in the Hoggard Test (Jo'burg) is possibly the best Test innings I've seen from an Englishman.
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/2359541.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A63329CD19335F6D429930FDCFC4C15FBBCan't argue with that assessment, but still I'll always love Flintoff best as I saw him do this. Part of a quickfire 143 if I remember correctly.
To be honest, though (and these have been good years for England), these are fairly slim pickings against what a few Aussies can boast over the same period, and nothing at all compared to Lara - his run against Australia in (I think) 99/00 is pretty much the finest sport I ever expect to see
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 9 January 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Trescothick deserved a hundred against Australia in Tests. It is the only thing his career lacked. He came close on several occasions but bafflingly never quite cracked it. In 2005 he frequently set the tone for England's innings, though, and for that it cannot be said that he completely failed against the Australians.
Further to this, he's the greatest England one-day batsman ever. It's not even close. Well, Goochie might have a qualm, but no it's not even close.
Lara vs. Australia 99/00 and SL in I think 2001 = utter, unremitting brilliance. Getting bowled round his legs first ball by Craig White in 2000, however = all-time loooooooool
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Big ups to Martin Guptill. Great knock, and he turned from Mark Richardson into Chris Cairns at the end, too
― Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Saturday, 10 January 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Australia batsman Matthew Hayden is set to retire from international cricket, according to reports.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link
ya good on himrepostig:youtube.com/watch?v=pLFdUquAfWs
― wilter, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Hayden is expected to receive a rousing farewell during a lap of honour at tonight's second Twenty20 match between Australia and South Africa at the Gabba.
Such is the state of world cricket that a batsmen of this stature is to be farewelled at what amounts to a glorified game of tip-and-run.
― Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
batsman
shit is that tonight. I'll be driving past the gabba in baot 2 hours. I should probably think about going to it..
― wilter, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/tms/7861363.stm
Bill Frindall RIP
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
:-( goodbye bearded wonder
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!
― Maximilian G. Neuchrist (country matters), Friday, 30 January 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
this is getting its own thread
RIP Ian Bell
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
If the Windies win this series these feckless fucking playboys should never be allowed back in the country. Or South Africa.
― Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
o_O
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
ok you gotta lol sometimes tbh
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
kp will rescue them... oh wait a min. They can all fuck off to the IPL for the money. Clearly they have no pride or guts in playing for England.
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link
and before you leap to kp's defence louis, i said all of them
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^This is a really stupid thing to say, especially given how hard KP fought for us in the first knock.
o xpost
Well, it's not like they have no pride or guts! They're simply collapsing, England-style (albeit even more spectacularly than usual). Surely you're used to it by now? They want it, but too many of them are bottlers. Ahem.
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at confusing not being very good with not having pride
― caek, Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, exactly.
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Hopefully this will be like a glass of cold water to the collective face
Headingley '81 revisited. Heard it here first.
;-)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP big guys
― Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Great game for fans of watching West Indian supporters bogling and laughing.
― Suggest Bandage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Flintoff into double figures :)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
fred for captain
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 18:49 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark
fwiw all the commentators are talking about this, partially because Botham is one of them
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
there wont be a repeat of that.
― Boring Sign In Name (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"If Flintoff goes across the line, Fidel Edwards is skiddy, it could creep under his bat. Flintoff has to hit it straight"
Awesome stuff Nasser :D
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
(for those keeping score, Nasser said that 3 seconds before being proven correct)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah well, good effort from plucky little England.
― i dunno dom, is this even a thing? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Betting suspended on Aus whitewashing us in the summer I reckon.
amazing
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I am kind of chuffed for the Windies who on more than one occasion in the last few years I've been worried will vanish as a Test force.
― i dunno dom, is this even a thing? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^cosign
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Taylor was like some sort of demonic reincarnation of Marshall today
tbh, that fear of 'cricket will die in the Windies' had only started at the disastrous way the World Cup was handled. Cricket has always run for too long for it to vanish just because of, I dunno, basketball or what have you.
Its like 1995 all over again - the circle is complete...
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
It's been around for years - maybe when it became obvious that they were going to be less good than Lara deserved, and definitely since it became obvious *just how much* less good that was going to be. The World Cup was supposed to be a last chance to turn it around.
Anyway, I'm stoked for them. I hope that good players and a good spirit were all that was missing all along
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Quite a few of this side are of course Stanford Millionaires, which is probably helping their morale tbh
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh yes, sorry, I know the death of West Indian cricket has been talked about for years, but I don't think I ever really felt it until the shambles of the last World cup.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess from my POV it was more the seeming lack of world class players and at times even the sense of flair that ran through the great West Indies sides, that and the "basketball taking over the Caribbean" stories.
― i dunno dom, is this even a thing? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL at England.
― Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 7 February 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Bell out, Monty out (although he'll stay). Not convinced about Shah replacing Bell. No form and little interest from most of the batsmen, it would seem.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Also well played West Indies.
ALL OUT FOR 51ALL OUT FOR 51ALL OUT FOR 51
And to think I was worried about The Ashes this year.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah not looking too handy for that, I get the feeling that the wheels are falling off.
BTW The Sun called KP "Dumb Slog Millionaire", which I thought was pretty good.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
One of the worser things is that Pietersen was one of the few good performers in the match, but you have to say his presence probably means the dressing room won't reach any kind of equilibrium for a while.
The decision to not hire a coach for this series was crazy in retrospect. Hard to see what the ECB could've done, its not a decision to be taken lightly given that they had to sack the Moores right there and then, with no obvious replacement (Tom Moody not readily available, say). Totally fucked situation.
This is probably worse than '95 or so. This time you kinda know this bunch could perform better than they are.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"Dumb Slog Millionaire"
genuine lols
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I have three words for England: BRING IN BOOF
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/2003/11/26/26_11_2003_lehmann24.jpg
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah he wouldn't take any crap. I get the feeling that Flower is a lame duck, and Strauss is having trouble getting his (perfectly sensible) message across.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Yep. Flower and Ottis Gibson. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing Lehmann in charge
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude is from Elizabeth so a) he wouldn't take any crap and b) is used to dealing with annoying useless poms.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
you have to say his presence probably means the dressing room won't reach any kind of equilibrium for a while
This is just lazy and I'd say totally inaccurate speculation.
"Dumb Slog Millionaire" is ingenious, but again using it on KP strikes me as injustifiably going for the easy target.
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
ban antigua
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 13 February 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
ffs WI couldnt run a pissup in a brewery. I remember this happening before
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 February 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
one step forward, two back
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 13 February 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link
takes then one step closer to a series victory.I feel sorry for Owais Shah!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 February 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
They'll fit an extra Test in somewhere.
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 13 February 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
and they will have second thoughts and bring back Bell lol
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 February 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
That joke's already been made in the BBC rolling coverage :P
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 13 February 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
go one step further and bring in Swann for Panesar lol
Poor old Viv, felt sorry for him
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
DISAPPOINTED that England and the Windies couldn't come to the table for the first ever Beach Cricket Test.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
This pitch should suit Harmison, hope England don't fuck it up and keep the team unchanged. Last chance saloon for Harmison but really if he cant deliver on a pitch full of bounce and pace he should be dropped forever, but he deserves this one last chance because of the pitch. Should suit Monty too actually. Bell must remain out the team. Just wish there was another opener out there as Cook needs dropped, he's a liability, he hasn't scored a century in a long time, he, like Bell, needs a season in he counties. Both are young and good enough to come back better and fulfil their obvious potential.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 14 February 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Super innings from Strauss. Shah looking assured Batsmens paradise of a pitch so scratch what I said about Harmison. Noones gonna get anything as a bowler. McGrath would struggle. Wonder if England will regret not haing two spinners. Most money on the draw here me thinks.
ps thank fuck Lara is retired or he would have another 400. Chandarpaul might fancy a 300 though. Gayle should get an exciting big score too.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
"they should all score centuries"
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Depends on whether the pitch stays true, if it deteriorates it could be difficult to bat in the 4th innings. Strauss should get a double century here, or at least beat his current best of 177.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
dont jinx him
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah just does a completely stupid thing and gets out going for a suicidal single.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Frustrates me when England players throw their wickets away.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Hope it doesn't trigger a collapse.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
relax dude, they're gonna make 600
the worry is, has shah's 57 done enough to keep run-hungry ian bell at bay? :-/
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah KP will slaughter this attack.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
England make 600? hah
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
On this pitch, that is. xp
Shah will get the rest of the series unless he gets 2 single figures scores next match. It's not like Bell can nip back to the counties and score a century or two.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
lol I was kiddin', Shah should get the whole summer too
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
He looks the real deal, if he can sort out his running between the wickets. Good player of spin too.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Not that that's a consideration for playing the Aussies!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I fancy bell will bat at 5 instead of Colly in the ashes IF bell gets some runs in the counties and colly fails for the rest of this tour. I get the feeling England might become more ruthless with selections.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Bell is a good no5 (as is colly) hes not a no3. Hopefully Shah can come good at 3.
Argh another wkt thrown away
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Time for Anderson's long-overdue first duck in Tests?
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
no
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Penultimate over of the day *shakes head* good knock though...
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I still don't understand why KP doesn't bat at three.
― Mr Raif, Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
He's vulnerable to the new ball apparently.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 15 February 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
This is weird, Flat pitch, everyone's expecting KP to make a double hundred and he's out of sorts, dropped, should've been out LBW a few minutes ago. I guess if he does suddenly find his form he will punish them for it, but atm He doesn't look like doing that. But he's still there and he has his half century.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
He'll hopefully free his arms now.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Colly outscoring KP is not something you expect to see, still it's actually nice to see KP building an innings and I guess it's good to know he's capable of building an innings if he's not on absolute top form. A few years back he would've tried to push the score along and got out. I think he's maturing. If only he hadn't pushed the ECB too hard. LJ you still convinced KP will be captain again by winter tour 2010?
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Neil> yeah he could explode any minute, but he has all day to bat. If he is still there after tea there will be fireworks. WI haven't bowled badly today. Not too many loose "given up" deliveries that Harmison and Anderson can be prone to.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I like Fidel Edwards. Always looks the bowler with most potential when I see him. Benn impresses me too. Taylor is a good bowler too.(and gets KP out)
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Cant see us getting 600 now
Would take getting another quick 150 and having a bowl tonight maybe.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
fred out. no 600
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
no 500
Pitch doing crazy stuff though!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
If england dont get 500-600 theres less pressure on WI batting, esp if the openers fire.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Nah only taylor is making it do stuff. Would you trust Harmison to have that effect? I bet jimmy gets the new ball ahead of him
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually Harmison might be particularly effective on this pitch I think. Obv remains to be seen though...
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
He cant be trusted though, I do think he's worth persevering with as he isn't as bad as he was last year BUT it's not like he does the odd amazing test match followed by bad ones. He has tended to be bad or bowled ok but not getting loads of wickets. Jimmy does do the hot n cold thing to a tee mind you. Cant see Broad bowling a team out (maybe in a few years)
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
if colly is out here then umpires are a joke. ball hit ground 1st
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
not out. good decision.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
fifa/uefa take note
er it was pretty fkn blatant from the first replay that it hit the ground, i'd discredit the 3rd umpire for wasting 3 minutes of play
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Monday, 16 February 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone remember Wayne Phillips getting out by hitting the ball into allan lambs boot and gower taking the catch at short leg in 1985?
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Excellent century by Colly. 3rd in 9 innings since he came back fron being dropped last year. He had to work hard as fidel edwards and jerome taylor had some terrific fiery spells on a pitch that has kept low at times.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Now to score as quickly as they can and get 10-12 overs in tonight.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 16 February 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Athers and Beefy want 14/15
FFS how did the umpire miss that thick edge? Useless cunt.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
When was the last time a batsmen walked? I cant even remember the last. Musta been YEARS ago.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Not that long ago
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I cant think of any. It's something that noone seems to do now. I wonder if it really did happen back in ye olde days.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
It did. Hardly ever though. I'm sure I saw someone do this in the last few years.
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Gilchrist walked regularly.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Funnily enough, I thought it was an Australian
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
If Monty did it, LJ would probably accuse him of bring thick.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I imagine it would be OK for Gilchrist to do it, I'm sure if almost anybody else tried it they'd get a right bollocking
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Fred has injury problems and has gone off after no training today,not bowling early on and now only 4 overs in his spell, Harmison had to leave the field after being sick afte 4 overs. Not what you need when you have to get 20 wkts to square the series.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Yuvraj Singh walked recently.
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
At last, Powell finally out. Good catch from Colly at slip.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Interesting, another 2 wickets couldve fallen in that over if the referrals system had been up.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Happy Birthday to Ryan Hinds, who should have been given out first ball. Equally, though, a reprieve is deserved by a man born on this finest of days.
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Gilchrist and Lara were both walkers
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
haha bob willis just said both umpires are not very good and swann needs to appeal more like Monty, as swann didn't appeal for one that was actually a stonewall lbw.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
a gay leg before wicket? :-)
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"I met Adam Ant in a bar in Camden over the weekend. We discussed cricket briefly - he called Panesar 'basic at best' and said Swann was the better bowler of the two."Tanters, Central London, in the TMS inbox
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Stand and Deliver (Some Innocuous Left-Arm Spin)
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess adam isn't trying to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaave the gorilla's anymore
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
King Pair of the Wild Frontier (sorry)
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Ashwell Prince Charming (even sorrier)
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Breaking news - Sir Allen Stanford has been arrested for "fraud of shocking magnitude" ... more soon
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Not just that, a "fraud of shocking magnitude that has spread its tentacles throughout the world" - do the florid language justice
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
You mean other than England's performance in the Stanford 20-20 Super Series final?
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison bowling fairly well atm beating the bat a few times. 86 mph which i think is the speed where he bowls best. But so far the west indies look like getting past the follow on. If they do that, they have a very good chance of not losing the series. Now as I say this harmison looking as if he is gonna be ill again. No sign of fred bowling. Think Broad is probably gonna get a bowl next replacing Harmison next over. Harmy looks ill.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
He's the Cap'n Bob of cricket.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
hottest day of the year apparently. Get him off to avoid heatstroke
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
cant afford to be without harmison or fred but certainly not both. WI must fancy getting a draw now.
Harmison off the field. Looks really ill. Fred's on but not the usual fiery fred. He's struggling. Hip injury apparently.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
wont be surprised if this goes to 350-3
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
kp on
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
kp smacked for six
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
games heading for a draw. Dunno why KP is bowling and Broad isn't. Why?
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
a wicket or 2 now and games changed. KP isn't going to take wickets, he's just easy runs for 2 good batsmen.
cant see where a wicket is going to come and you know who is still to bat
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
well well. fred gets the edge. Hinds out. But sarwan looks in awesome form and guess who is in next.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
If we can get Chanderpaul out now, we should bundle them out for under 300 I think.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
and if we dont 500+
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
and he doesnt fail wo innings in a row very often. crucial period this
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
*two
Puttin' money on another 700+
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh my!!!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
We need Freddie to give him a bit of the old chin music, a la that over to Ponting at Trent Bridge, 2005:
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
no need. broad got him before you posted that hence my oh my!!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah great stuff!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
haha the crowd have had some strange outfits on this test match and I just spotted Spongebob Squarepants
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
That Flintoff over above still sends a shiver down my spine.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
broad just dropped a C&b
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Good height too. Sarwan wouldve been a great wicket. He's playing very well. Will probably be made to regret that.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Sarwan out on 94. He had a touch of the KP disease there. Tried to bring up his century with a 6 and hits straight to fred. He looks utterly disgusted with himself.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
He smashed his bat into the ground
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
well well swann on a hattrick!
Aggers will be smug I bet
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
new ball in 4 overs .
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Fred takes a few wkts to bowl WI out but clearly isnt fit. Really struggling so a remarkable effort by the big man. Harmison is clearly quite ill but bowled manfully too with decent pace (and making himself more sick in the process) was unlucky not to get a few wickets.Not enforcing follow in since the bowlers arent fit. Botham and co are moaning like fuck but you cant blame strauss. Im sure they know more about how ill/injured they are than botham and willis in their comfy chairs.Now lets hope england dont give away cheap wkts chasing quick runs. Add a quick 150 by lunch tomorrow is i assume the plan. Lets see what happens. Lose a couple tonight and batting again will have been the wrong decision.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
time for that first duck!
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
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Hogging the strike a bit there.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
not time for that first duck!
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
lol good luck with the 20 million challenge this year englanders
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Umpires consistent with their (wrong) decisions. Shah hit on the foot infront of the stumps and given not out.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Pitch doesn't appear to have deteriorated
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah out for 14. Eng 97-3. Things going slowly and I dont think England will have enough time to bowl out WI the way things are going. Pitch seems fine maybe a lil slow.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Hope KP is in better form. Need a lot of runs from him quickly.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I dont think England will have enough time to bowl out WI the way things are going.
dude, this is the most volatile and liable-to-crack team in world cricket* we're talking about here
*since Pakistan basically retired from the game
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Herman, you're the most pessimistic cricket fan I've ever conversed with, and by the standards of English cricket fans that is really saying something!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I genuinely think this phase of play is the worst Test cricket I've ever seen :D
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Freddie underlining my point beautifully there :D
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
(just thought you needed some support)
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
when kp is on bowling the only thing you know is going to happen is that he gets hit around the ground. 10 off that over.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/mihirbose/2009/02/ecb_hit_for_six_by_stanford.html
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone finding the sanctimony coming from the massed ranks of the British press over Stanford a little hard to take?
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I always find Mihir Bose very hard to take, whatever he's talking about
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
He also has a way of stating the bleeding obvious whilst coming across as if he's stating facts of earth-shattering importance.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Draw it seems.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
England seem incapable of winning these kind of matches at the moment. We seem to be better in low-scoring games, for whatever reason.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Plenty of time to go, surely?
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
25 overs lost, apparently light might be a factor later. Still, you'd think we'd be able to take 7 wickets in 70-odd overs.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Flintoff still crocked tho?
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Only if you get shiv or sarwan out early. And that's not looking likely. Shiv doesnt fail 3 innings in a row. This is the kind of innings hes made for.Fred is injured
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Broad and Anderson wont bowl anyone out so we need a fit fred. Harmison obv cant be relied upon either. My guess is if we win it will be because a spinner does it. Come on Swanny!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
if the referral system had been in place this game wouldve been over yesterday as WI got the benefit this time. Sods law suggests they will get the benefit of it next test.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Certain draw. These 2 will probably be there at the close.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Finally a wicket.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
BOLLOCKS harmison couldnt get near that top edge from shiv. WI have the luck. games a draw.
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
if he had got there it woulda been the greatest catch of all time
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Not over yet, Windies not exactly the most robust batting line-up from here on in
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
well now broad has got his man you are right. No guarantee England will win either. nicely poised now!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
When I saw him edge it I was crapping myself incase Prior dropped it!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
yer sphincter's pretty quick on the draw
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Nash out, England might just do this.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
How long to play?
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Another 35 overs tops.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
argh another wrong lbw decision. cant these umpires get anything right?
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Koertzen gave that Nash decision though. Admittedly I'm listening to TMS.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
the umpire who gave the Nash decision is not the umpire who just gave Ramdin not out
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Harper then.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
just illustrating the principle of how umpires operate from different ends, like bowlers
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
and yeah, that Ramdin decision was definitely one a few umpires would have given
I know that, wasn't in the room when the Ramdin decision was made is all.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, and I was being an arse, sorry :D
not gonna call this one
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Should get Broad back on IMO. Still 30 overs to go.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Fred really deserves a wicket. He's injured and grimacing yet still bowling 90mph
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
jimmy jimmy
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
and again. a KP type dismissal played on. I'll take the good luck for a change!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
dude, you need to cut down on speaking too soon, if i was in a harsh frame of mind i'd go back through this thread and collate every instance of you saying with absolute certainty "this will be a draw"
although maybe I'M speaking too soon now lol
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
lol best shot by a tailender saving a match ever
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
argh
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
swann gets his man !!
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
that one was coming in that over
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
1 to go.
'merely grazing leg stump'
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Real edge of the seats stuff this
they'll hang on easily from here
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Sir Viv giggling like a nervous schoolboy - quite charming
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Why did Edwards keep the strike there?
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
theyre hanging in and light is fading. WI nearing the draw
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
wonder if kp will have to bowl
heres kp. cant be many overs left.
My stream's gone down
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit kp mightve broken a finger hes off
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
whos gonna bowl if theres another over?
bastards
best sport ever
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
time wasting bastards
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hats off to pfunkboy tbh
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
they didn't really waste much time
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
it was the umpires' fault, there's a conspiracy
not enforcing the follow-on, holding out for a 500 lead, etc
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, wtf with deciding on 500 before the 3rd innings even began
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
lead of 280-odd = slog a quick 150 and get back out there
Yeah, give them a rabbit to chase too - though it might've turned out a bit risky, WI batted well enough
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure you can fault Strauss's decisions to much TBH. Just a very good batting performance by the Windies.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link
TOO much!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Understand why Strauss didn't enforce the follow on, still think it was a dick move, impressed I haven't seen that much grief from the press except I never read the press.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 February 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link
might have been said upthread but he should have declared earlier
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
hearty lols @ NV's display name
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Confusing though, I was expecting some gloating about England's failure to wrap things up.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost
It's all love
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Indeed, which is why it's so great!
― I want sprinkles (country matters), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7900632.stm
― The User Formerly Known As Pfunkboy Latterly Known as.. (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Locking the stable door after the moustachioed horse has bolted.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison dropped, half fit swann plays. Hope Sidebottom is fit. Can you see England taking 20 wickets in this match?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure about that one, tbh. Although I have a sneaking feeling that Sidebottom is due a haul.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss just dropped by Gayle @ slip. An over after he edges wide of the slip because Smith was standing too wide. Strauss is playing like his old self now but with more luck. That wont last forever. I hope he remembers those shots get him out and stops playing them! More newlook Strauss please!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope he carries on playing them. His luck's in, the pitch is flat, and England have to be positive. It almost matters more how quickly England score their runs, than quite how many they make.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison should be playing. Lots of pace and bounce. Some turn too, a perfect Monty pitch.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Only "lots" compared to the previous pitches this series. Harmison is bowling OK, but he's down on pace, and an 83 mph Harmison is not necessarily going to prosper on a good flat deck. It's the kind of pitch where you have to work for your wickets, and the suspicion is that Harmison won't do this quite so well as, say, Sidebottom or Anderson. A little turn has demonstrably proved to be not necessarily a "Monty pitch" either; see the first Test of this series (which turned far more). No pitch is a "Monty pitch" the way he's bowling at present.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
At least he's fit though. Swann is gonna have to bowl a lot.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
So much for playing two spinners then
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"The problem with Strauss bringing up his hundred with a six, though, is now KP will want to hit a 12 to bring up his century..."duckmachine on 606
rofl
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
that portable beach at the ground looks great fun. Most of the english supporters seem to be spending more time in the water with their inflatable toys than watching a fabulous century.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
1755 - England 176-0A single apiece from Cook and Strauss off another Gayle over edge England towards 200 but, more frustratingly, TV crowd shots show a bunch of pink Englishmen larking about in the pool on the boundary edge drinking beer and generally having the time of their lives. Is that really what you need to see when you're stuck in the office?
haha
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
My favourite
"If the England selectors had followed the selection advice on 606 over the years, none of the England squad would still be playing."Cricketing_stargazer getting back involved in today's selection debate on 606
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss out bowled by Powell
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Cook out for 94
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
another wicket or 2 and the WI are right back in this game.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
kp nearly plays on 1st ball. Lucky escape.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
On a flat pitch Shah out for 7. Anyone fancy batting at 3? Bit of a collapse this session. Not good cricket from England.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, we must drop him after one failure
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure that's what Herman's saying. It was disappointing from Shah.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Sure, but after a 70-over opening stand, whether he's at 3 or not is moot, and bore no real relation to his dismissal. Give him this series and the start of the Ashes there.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Unless you fancy promoting KP.
Nah I think Shah's got the right stuff, he needs a proper run, I agree.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Some dickhead on Guardian OBO is saying "bring back Vaughan" yeah right.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
KP dropped!! very very lucky.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I wasnt saying shah should be dropped. Im just saying neither he nor Bell are no 3s.
If Vaughan scores big runs in april/May, why not? All a big IF,but if he's in form, he's in. Same goes for any batsman. Shah has his chance to cement his place.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Ideally, KP will man the fuck up and bat at 3 a la Ponting. Which could see Shah at 5, where he belongs.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"belongs" = "is best suited"
It would be great if Vaughan came back and did a Rocky one last innings type thing, but I just can't see it happening. He'd need to score a lot of runs at Yorkshire, and he's never actually scored that heavily at county level.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I know that, but IF he does, he's in the team, unless shah gets a couple of centuries in the WI AND gets runs in the counties.
KP seems reluctant to bat @3 due to his supposed difficulties with the new ball. He prefers spin.If Vaughan doesnt hit form, Shah doesnt score the runs, who else can play at 3? Bell is a no 5. So is Colly. If fred isnt fit Bell will maybe even bat at 6 to strengthen the batting in the ashes.
Key shouldve been in the squad. But clearly management dont fancy him.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Lets hope Shah bats well for the rest of this tour and cements his place or if not vaughan scores in the counties. Or both! Bit of competition at no3 would do no harm at all. You could be ruthless then.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
As long as Vaughan doesnt come back in based on his previous record. I only want him back in if hes rattling up the runs in april/may. Pick the form players.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
btw a few england players played some shocking shots (cook/fp) but were more than matched by some truly awful fielding. Some of the worst I've ever seen. WI will never field as badly as that again.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
A completely out of touch KP is plumb lbw after missing a straight ball. Bit of a slump from 221-0 and 500 looking ever so far off. Anyone think Bopara or Ambrose are capable of a century? Or is it going to be a total collapse?Louis with rose tinted specs to thread please to help me stop worrying!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
jeez man the sooner we get bowled out, the more likely we win, chill
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i personally thought the KP delivery kept a little low, but Edwards is pretty skiddy anyways
Bopara will score well here, I predict
Bopara dropped. Lets hope he can capitalise.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
He's playing his shots!
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
oh dear. he takes a bouncer on the head
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
ouch
hes a brave man. he is staying out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Athers says hes taking the hook on all the time as edwards has rattled him. I think i agree, unfortunately edwards literally did rattle him.Bopara hooks the next bouncer for a single.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I think England have really got to go for it now.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Collingwood is sounding in excellent form though.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
loooooooooooooool
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
he must have been smoking the colly weed to get out like that
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
bad jokes aside, a good knock
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
even colly has the kp disease.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Century for Bopara. I want 650 and an hour to bowl tonight. No point in letting the wi openers in now and allowing them to make inroads. 1 hour means you get new bowl with fresh bowlers tonight and tomorrow
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Given England's ability to take wickets I'd be more inclined to get them in as soon as possible.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
cant see a bowling attack without Freddie, on this pitch, bowling the WI for under 400.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i reckon this is out!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i guarantee hawk-eye will say its out whatever happens
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
if this isnt out fuck the referrals system
GAYLE IS OUT!!!!
top liveblogging there
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 27 February 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
he aint happy
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Gayle is against referrals. (despite the fact it worked in their favour in the 1st test match)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
but that was out. Umpire should've given it in the 1st place. If umpires werent so crap you wouldnt need referrals. Didn't need them when Dickie Bird was around.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not quite clear on the referral system - as far as I can tell, you can only use it to see whether its pitched in line and hit in front (where the batsman is offering a stroke). As third umpire you're not allowed to do what the on field umpire can do, that is to use HawkEye to judge where it was going to hit.
I haven't seen this particular referral but I remember in the first Test where the third umpire basically overruled the on field umpire's prediction with his own.
But have I got that wrong? Are they in fact allowed to predict where it would have gone? And if so they might as well bloody have the full predictive HawkEye.
Don't like referrals anyway. Don't trust HawkEye. Snicko and hotstop similarly of limited use. Bloody tv. God what an ignorant peasant I am.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
400 is going to be reached by these 2 quite easily.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
draw
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Love caribbean cricket though
hugs portable DAB radio
TMS from abroad is ace.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
sarwan fancies a triple hundred
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
lara wouldve got more than 400 on this wicket easy
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Sidebottom is only bowling at 80-81 mph. No use in these conditions. Dont think he'll be playing next match.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, come on
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Nash gets a bad decision in the referral. Harper cocks up again. Holding is furious. Why dont they let the 3rd umpire see the predictive view so that they can judge if its going over the stumps? Crazy.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
a lynch mob has just gone to the match referees room. I assume they want Harper removed and propably an end to the experiment.Sarwan just carrying on as normal btw.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
tbh i thought it was out until we saw hawkeye. So im not sure you can blame harper when he cant see the predictive path. However what athers says is that he has to be sure it was out to overule and i dont see how they can do that without hawkeye, so therefore it shouldve been not out.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Harper has a five-for btw in referrals in this innings.Sarwan reaches 150 and isnt gonna get out today.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
As I understood it, the point of the referral is only to see if the umpire's decision was crazy. And only to overrule if it was. Like a judicial review in law - the court doesn't replace the government's decision with its own, it just looks at whether the decision was irrational.
Using it to second-guess the guy on the spot is no good.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd rather the 3rd umpire was given hawkeye, hotspot,snickometer and given a role as important as the 2 on the field. Use technology properly.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
sarwan not out at the end of the day. close to his double ton.WI 398-5 at close of play.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
so west indies to make 800 and bowl england out?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Would you push on to a really high score, or declare tonight and have a few overs at the openers?
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 1 March 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
wi will bat on to make sure they cant lose then go into the last test with a similar pitch so again thy cant lose and win the series
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
It's a pity they're using this ploy of pitches being batter friendly to ensure they dont lose because the trend could end up killing cricket with bore draws while 20/20 draws in more.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
everywhere does it.
Sri Lanka 1st Innings644 for 7 (155.2 overs) Sri Lanka 2nd Innings144 for 5 (31.0 overs)
Pakistan 1st Innings765 for 6 (248.5 overs)
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 1 March 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
exactly what i was meaning
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a trend I dont like. Luckily it shouldn't happen here due to the weather and groundsmen who take pride in their pitches for being good pitches that can still produce a result. Kudos to the NZ groundsman last year who didn't buckle under the pressure from cricketing authorities.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Saying on the radio that these are the only two matches ever where a side has scored 600 then conceded a lead
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
and a declaration. will england collapse(again)under pressure and go 2-0 down?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
What's your thoughts on this?http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A48093069
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/02032009/58/study-belgians-invented-cricket.html
lol o rly
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah out. Bopara for the next test then? Harmison and Khan in for sidey and shah? Gotta go with 5 bowlers and sidey aint fit, shouldnt have played this match. Jimmy not done any better either tbh. Both those guys rely on swinging conditions otherwise they dont do well.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
if they do go with bopara hes gotta be at 5 and kp at 3 colly at 4. Shah isnt a no3 either so if hes picked play him at 5. But bopara scored the ton while shah hasnt looked at ease at all. Hes vulnerable and always looking like he will get out.So shah will probably still play at 3...
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
No doubt louis will say shah needs a run etc you cant drop him, but why pick a guy who isnt scoring in a couple of matches in place of a guy who scored a ton in 1?Shah isnt a no3. If he plays its gotta be at 5, and bopara has a ton there so i say go with him.Whoever plays @ 3 in the ashes is whoever scores the most runs in the county season early on. Rule noone in or out.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
ps nothing against shah, but Bopara took his chance.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
They can't drop Shah. Well, if they did, it would be ludicrously unfair. It's seemingly counter-intuitive to drop someone after a ton but I'd rather see Shah in there than Bopara. I still think England can prosper with a 4-man attack, though, as long as they're the right 4 men. Khan in for Sidebottom would be the obvious. Anderson's position dependent on the wicket. Rashid or Panesar should really get a game if there's obviously going to be little help for the seamers. We'll see.
Aha, xposts, you anticipate me. Well, Shah got a good 50 in one game before being unfortunately run out, and then gave his wicket away in the second innings, rightfully looking for quick runs. In this game, he's been done by the spinner, which is odd as he's a good player of spin, but you can't drop someone on that basis IMO. Bopara took his chance, but it was probably the easiest chance he'll ever have. Tired bowlers, flat deck, almost no opposition.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
but shah failed twice on a flat deck plus didnt make a century in the previous match. Bopara did. You cant drop a guy who made a century. That's far more unfair than dropping shah.
Neither should bat at 3. They're 5s
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
But Shah has finally been given a chance to prove himself in Tests after a long apprenticeship in the shorter form, prolonged county form, 12th man duties galore...you can't take it away from him after two matches in which the batsmen weren't the problem. Bopara's time will come, and Shah will rebound from this. It's good to have competition, but dropping the senior player will probably show Shah that England aren't serious about giving him a run in the side.
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd maybe hope to think England will find a way of playing both of them, maybe by dropping Pietersen lolz
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Cook finally gets a century! Hurrah for Cook! 3000 test runs too
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 2 March 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
roll on the ashes
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
okay wtf?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7920260.stm
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Cricket gets interesting shocka!
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Seriously fucked up. Bye bye Pakistan cricket.
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Indeed.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
No doubt they're blaming the Indians or the Sri Lankans or everyone else for this on the streets of Lahore or Karachi or wherever
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:03 (fifteen years ago) link
It's pretty clear this is a home grown job, I would think, and I doubt even the Pakistani government will try to deny that.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't seem to be: http://in.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idINSP50360020090303
A senior Pakistani official said the raid bore the hallmarks of the same militants who attacked India's financial capital Mumbai in November. India and the United States blamed the militant group Lashkar-e-Taiba for the three-day assault on Mumbai.
― speaking as a mwahahahaha (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Bye bye Pakistan cricket.
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 7:57 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
yuh byebye any home series for tres longtemps. iirc aussies were whinging about going there way before this happened, so who knows whentf they'll go back now.
― wilter, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't actually see anyone wanting to tour Pakistan for a very very long time, and I can't see India and Sri Lanka being too keen on having Pakistan tour in their countries either
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
hi tom d i wasnt suggesting any particular country should be more worried about going, i'm just recalling how we made a big deal of it.
― wilter, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link
should be more worried than australia
― wilter, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
more than fuck
Goodbye Pakistan Cricket Team, Hello United Arab Emirates Cricket Team!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
jesus fucking christ
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
xp Quite a few Pakistani players have played in Dubai for a while, haven't they. Expect loads more defections to the IPL as well.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Considering that Pakistan looks like they'll be playing all their "home" games there (and Toronto) for the next ten years, they might as well do it.
Oh, and expect a slight change of arrangements for the 2011 World Cup.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
OH AND FORGET ABOUT THE CHAMPIONS TROPHY
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Thinking that some cricketers might be getting cold feet about playing in the IPL too now
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link
not to devalue the lives of the policemen, but just imagine the response/state of play if they'd actually wiped out a few cricketers
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Esp. if it's proved that the authorities knew about the attack in advance
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
... which seems to be the case
You could forget about any Western side touring anywhere near Asia for a decade.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
But a Pakistani minister, Sardar Nabil Ahmed Gabol, reportedly told private Geo TV that evidence suggested the attackers came across the border from India.He said the assault came in reaction to the Mumbai attacks, and was a "declaration of open war on Pakistan by India".
He said the assault came in reaction to the Mumbai attacks, and was a "declaration of open war on Pakistan by India".
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Aye, right
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
So basically this is the next Iraq.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
This fuckin' guy.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah wtf
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Sending out a message that Pakistan is effectively ungovernable?
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Who's doing this?
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/03/pakistan-srilanka
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Cricket tours by Sri Lanka to Pakistan being a source of endless rapt fascination to the American people and government
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet they're talking about little else round the watercooler in US offices today
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Obama in Test uniform = photo op of the century
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Obama's just released the following statement:
"Once I threw a wobbly for 5/0/i/2220 for after my first chugger caused a Pollyanna; imagine my face when the three tits went up on scoreboard! Lawks, what a shocker!"
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
too soon but lol
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
if Pakistan play a Test series against Australia in England, who wants to come watch?
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Long way to go for the Aussies, Dubai a better bet
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
er, Tom, they'll be here already. It'll be like some kind of all-summer Ashes Of Pakistani Cricket spectacular!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh right, I see! Too good an idea for the cricket authorities to think of it.
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty shitty for the Pakistani folk that wont be able to watch their team now thanks to these extremist fuckwits
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I doubt Pakistan will be able to go to Sri Lanka or India incase of revenge attacks either.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
It's just not cricket etc etc
Not that there was anyone at the Karachi Test by the looks of things. But yes, Pakistani international cricket is fucked. Dubai is no sort of place to be playing cricket.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
HYSers same all over the world:
why people dont think of indian hands in it? they are the one's behind all this.it never happened before, why after bombay attacks?. people in Pakistan love cricket, even the extremists love cricket as well.
ajmal, swat pashtunistan
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― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Pakistani High Commissioner on Sky right now is the very definition of complacency - 'Inshallah we shall nab the culprits', 'people continue to visit Pakistan, only today I had many emails from investors', etc etc
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
E-mails from Nigerian investors, I'll bet.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
What's that name all about? Don't tell me Kate's a gay icon now
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
NZ have pulled their tour for later in the year. It's going to be a long long long time til Pakistan gets test cricket in Pakistan again.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/7921384.stm
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I think England will def go with Shah @ 3. KP wont move up. So Bopara will be left out and Prior at 6. Sidebottom will be left out definitely and I think Harmison might be too depending on the pitch. They will try the new fast bowler and hope for the best tactic.soStraussCookShahPietersenCollingwoodPriorBroadSwannAndersonKhanMonty? Or Harmison? <--- will depend on pitch.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cc.utah.edu/~joseph/genealogy/Danish_flag.gif
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link
denmark?
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Amjad Khan is in the team, and is apparently Danish-born.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty's a bit of a surprise.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
But 2 spinners might be a good pick.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd have gone with Rashid instead of Monty, otherwise it's the right team IMO
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
It might, but then it sort of looks like they are playing the last couple of pitches, rather than this one, which, as everyone has been saying, is a result pitch. Furthermore, apparently spin hasn't really taken in recent history. Even Strauss at the toss was saying, 'It may deteriorate' which seemed more hope than expectation.
At least he won the toss though.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I predict...
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
...James Anderson's first Test duck
I suppose the thinking is that Collingwood can bowl some extra seam if necessary.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ That's an amazing stat, especially for one who was considered for so long a complete rabbit. I only heard it a few weeks ago.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
west indies with an extra batsman and defensive field and a batters paradise. Think they're playing for a draw? LJ would go crazy if england did that.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe there's a west indian lj doing the same right now.
How many wickets will england throwaway trying to score quickly to try win the match?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
WI's selection makes perfect sense, right up until the moment they lose.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
like thats gonna happen on this pitch. only way wickets will be lost will be by trying to force the score along and playing silly shots
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Trinidad traditionally does a bit, but it's possible to underestimate quite how flat a pitch can be if the groundsman so desires.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
with 5 bowlers and prior @ 6, you cant afford any failures from the batsmen.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Plus monty needs to have bowled overs. He was undercooked in the 1st test after the sri lankan games fell through. So nothing has changed. All this is going to do is give LJ more anti-monty ammo.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Cook out
what was that about slogging
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow Herman, we're 10 overs in and already with the pessimism!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
anyway, big day for owais
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
who's batting like a guilty man
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
fucks sake shah, its not your fucking call, run you prick. Lucky escape. Twice in this innings hes nearly ran out Strauss.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
He induces panic at the crease, doesn't he? This is not the first time.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah in not improving his average non-shock.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
actually, i think you'll find he has improved his average
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
provided he doesn't return to the crease, and even if (when) he does he won't need many more runs to improve it
retired hurt now (cramp in his hand)
KP gets a shocker of an LBW appeal against him but he refers it. Not out.
x-p
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually, Shah needs just 1 more run upon resumption to improve upon his average of 29.37, even if he is dismissed.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
he is not a number 3, never will be. Neither is Bell or Bopara, they are no 5s.I dont want to have to rely on any of those at no3 in the ashes.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope whoever comes in as the new coach has the balls to tell KP he's batting at no3 in future.
― Mr Raif, Friday, 6 March 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^this
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
kp bowled
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
totally out of form :(
and somehow still averaging about 50 in the series, i'd wager
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
even you might on those flat pitches
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
well sarwan's averaging like 180, lolz
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
thats what wins matches. not 50s
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
the ball that got KP out was a no-ball that wasnt given. Umpires in useless shock
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link
aaaaaargh
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
also, Ryan Hinds makes Samit Patel look like Pete Docherty
ok fuck this, I was all ready to wish a series win on the WI after all their struggles, and a series defeat on England to make us really think about how we go about winning matches, but screw the WI's tactics, I hope we fkn mash em for bowling part-timers at us for something like 2/3rds of the innings
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
n.b. lionel baker kinda counts as a part-timer, he's a bit like collingwood without the batting or fielding
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
here's an idea btw - declare just before lunch tomorrow on like 350 and fucking win this match
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I was thinking it might come to that. Especially since it seems that, despite my comments further up, it looks like the pitch after a few days might well take spin. It would take a brave captain to do it though.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
stupid captain more like. Declare on 500 IF you get there. Remember only Shah of the main batsmen to come (again) and Prior at 6.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Former Pakistan opener Aamir Sohail has added to the wave of criticism against Chris Broad for his comments in the wake of the Lahore terror attack.The English Test official angrily criticised security following Tuesday's ambush, which left six policemen dead and seven Sri Lanka players injured.His claims were vehemently denied by Pakistan cricket chief Ijaz Butt.And Sohail said: "Such negative remarks from an International Cricket Council match official serve no purpose."The Pakistan Cricket Board official added: "The entire world has seen that our security officials sacrificed their lives to protect all foreigners."Pakistan needs the support of the whole world and statements such as those given by Broad are not needed by us."Broad was travelling to the Gaddafi Stadium along with fellow match officials Simon Taufel, Steve Davis, Nadeem Ghouri and Ahsan Raza when his bus came under fire.The driver of Broad's vehicle was killed in the attack and local umpire Raza was seriously injured after being shot. And the former England Test batsman later said: "I am extremely angry that we were promised high-level security and in our hour of need that security vanished," adding that he and his colleagues were left like "sitting ducks" when security forces ran for cover.However, his comments prompted a stern reaction from Butt, who told BBC Radio 5 Live: "Six of them (security forces) died, nine of them are seriously injured in hospital and he says there were no policeman?"Where does he come up with such comments? I'm seriously going to report this back to the ICC. This is not the way. There were other people also, all foreigners, not one single one of them was injured."And former Pakistan captain and director general of the PCB Javed Miandad, said: "I will urge the ICC to impose a life ban on Broad as he, being the official, is not right to make such remarks in public."Broad and the other uninjured officials were flown out of Pakistan three hours after the incident and headed to Dubai before returning home to the UK.But while he has faced a backlash from the likes of Sohail, Butt and Miandad, Broad's comments have been lent some support by Taufel, who was equally dismayed by Pakistan's security efforts."You tell me why supposedly 20 armed commandos were in our convoy and when the team bus got going again, we were left on our own? I don't have any answers to these questions," he said."Obviously they'll investigate those issues. What I can tell you is that we were isolated, we were left alone, we were unaccounted for, we were not given the same security and the same attention as the playing staff were."I'm angry that when we were in an hour of need, we were left on our own. I'm angry that the team bus got to the ground and no one came back for us. That's the fact, that's the reality. Who's to blame and who's at fault I don't know," he added.
The English Test official angrily criticised security following Tuesday's ambush, which left six policemen dead and seven Sri Lanka players injured.
His claims were vehemently denied by Pakistan cricket chief Ijaz Butt.
And Sohail said: "Such negative remarks from an International Cricket Council match official serve no purpose."
The Pakistan Cricket Board official added: "The entire world has seen that our security officials sacrificed their lives to protect all foreigners.
"Pakistan needs the support of the whole world and statements such as those given by Broad are not needed by us."
Broad was travelling to the Gaddafi Stadium along with fellow match officials Simon Taufel, Steve Davis, Nadeem Ghouri and Ahsan Raza when his bus came under fire.
The driver of Broad's vehicle was killed in the attack and local umpire Raza was seriously injured after being shot.
And the former England Test batsman later said: "I am extremely angry that we were promised high-level security and in our hour of need that security vanished," adding that he and his colleagues were left like "sitting ducks" when security forces ran for cover.
However, his comments prompted a stern reaction from Butt, who told BBC Radio 5 Live: "Six of them (security forces) died, nine of them are seriously injured in hospital and he says there were no policeman?
"Where does he come up with such comments? I'm seriously going to report this back to the ICC. This is not the way. There were other people also, all foreigners, not one single one of them was injured."
And former Pakistan captain and director general of the PCB Javed Miandad, said: "I will urge the ICC to impose a life ban on Broad as he, being the official, is not right to make such remarks in public."
Broad and the other uninjured officials were flown out of Pakistan three hours after the incident and headed to Dubai before returning home to the UK.
But while he has faced a backlash from the likes of Sohail, Butt and Miandad, Broad's comments have been lent some support by Taufel, who was equally dismayed by Pakistan's security efforts.
"You tell me why supposedly 20 armed commandos were in our convoy and when the team bus got going again, we were left on our own? I don't have any answers to these questions," he said.
"Obviously they'll investigate those issues. What I can tell you is that we were isolated, we were left alone, we were unaccounted for, we were not given the same security and the same attention as the playing staff were.
"I'm angry that when we were in an hour of need, we were left on our own. I'm angry that the team bus got to the ground and no one came back for us. That's the fact, that's the reality. Who's to blame and who's at fault I don't know," he added.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
javed miandad fuck off
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
aggers agrees with LJ and Ihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7929692.stm
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Pakistani cricket authorities being overly sensitive and touchy about criticism and displaying a chip on the shoulder the size of the subcontinent - there's a novelty
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 March 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
oh dear.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
:-/
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
shah fuck off and learn how to call and run between wickets before playing for England again.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^the voice of calm reason strikes again
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah hasn't actually claimed any victims other than himself. I make that a stay of execution.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
funny how you always defend the likes of shah and kp no matter what they do but as soon as monty is picked you moan like fuck about him no matter what he does
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Might actually benefit the game, this, at least a bit less torpid than yesterday's offerings at least.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't moan about Monty when he operates at a decent level and takes wickets. He hasn't been doing that of late. Nonetheless, picking him for this game is probably a good move (although I'd have gone with Rashid).
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
can't we all just agree to be fwends?
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
cant we all agree shah is not good enough to bat @ 3?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
and the only thing that is gonna benefit the game is that the WI can score more than england and they dont lose the game.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Running has nothing to do with batting order. KP should bat at 3.
It'd be better for England to declare on 400 than make 500 and draw. Back your bowlers!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
We'll be lucky to make 350 at this rate.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Prior's 100 off 80 balls will put paid to that.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I reckon we could get 400 here.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
youre in dreamland if you think the WI will be bowled out cheaply or twice.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey I said nothing about our bowling prospects. As it happens, I think there's enough in the pitch and atmospherically to make taking wickets possible, it's just that WI haven't been interested in that.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^this. Swann and Panesar will have joy.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Although Boycs doesn't reckon the pitch will turn.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ahh, louis is drunk! Explains a lot.x-p
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't need to turn (much). They'll have joy. Trust.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Lets run a sweep for which over lj starts abusing monty
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
the west indies had the chance to bowl england out here and theyre still playing for a draw. It seems to suit them england batting on all day. WI will prob bat for 3 days in the 1st innings given the chance. Even Gayle probably wont go for one of his swashbuckling innings. Maybe he fancies a triple hundred that takes 3 days to get it.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
We'll see, a lot of time left in this match.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
its gonna be slow boring zero entertainment stuff thats for sure. WI arent interested in anything other than a draw. So i cant see them throwing away wickets. Our only hope is if the ball swings.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Cricket: its gonna be slow boring zero entertainment stuff thats for sure.
― Dan I., Saturday, 7 March 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
oh snap
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
suggest 95 mph bouncer
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
let's have a declaration an hour before tea on when prior gets his century whichever comes first.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Saturday, 7 March 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Dan I turning out to be worryingly OTM, as it happens :-/
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Saturday, 7 March 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
we have 2 of the worst umpires in the world thankfully the 3rd umpire is damn good and has reversed 2 awful decisions.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Declare already.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
nah cuz then the wi dont have a high follow on to get past
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I think they will declare at 550 anyway
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Declared at 546
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
come on Amjad
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
im calling a draw now. west indies to bat for 3 days score 700
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
thats out. umpires are fucking shite in this series
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
not out. thats a fucking joke. no more referrals now
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
game over
oh well it says it was missing stumps fair enough
game over anyhoo
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Heh. Boycott's quite good on the radio with referrals - not much analysis other than 'hmm, didn't look out'
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
this is some horrific bowling
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
with no referrals left it means if shocking decisions go against the bowlers fuck all can be done.
like just there. *sigh* it was hitting the stumps and it pitched inside
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
cricket's been alright on that basis for the last 130 years, to be fair xp
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Monty!!!!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Absolutely no turn but smith played for it like KP did and bowled. We shouldn't get too excited though, it was a bad shot,not a turning delivery.But its a wicket!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
well hello there
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Sunday, 8 March 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Any more promise from today's pitch? I can't believe this match is going to just fizzle out - ultra-defensive 7-batsman selections usually go horribly wrong somehow (at least they do when England pick them)
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Basically, England have a fantastic chance to take this game from a negative WI, and I suspect they just might do it. It'll take some good bowling from the spinners, though.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
We've bowled well so far, if we can keep this pressure up and get Gayle out then the prospects look pretty good IMO.
Now, where's Herman for a prognostication of doom?
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
you know its a draw. no point in watching
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
lol Owais Shah is to running as Mitchell Johnson is to blunt-force trauma
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Sunday, 8 March 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Has there ever been a test series with less wickets taken? ZZZZZZZZZZ... What we need is uncovered pitches and playing in twilight.
― jel --, Sunday, 8 March 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i think i'm with pfunkboy on that last lbw decision...panesar's bowling pretty well!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Sunday, 8 March 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Bob Willis says Russell Tiffin and Daryl Harper are the two worst umpires he has ever seen standing in a Test - certainly Tiffin is terrible, but I would insert the name of Ian Howell in there, who, while not actually a member of the Elite Panel, does sometimes stand in Tests and is execrable.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 8 March 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
how quickly we forget b.c. cooray
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Sunday, 8 March 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont think warne and mcgrath would get 20 wkts on these pitches.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 8 March 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Wouldn't matter if everyone ran like Owais "Mummy, my hand hurts" Shah
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Monday, 9 March 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
stop being horrible to the poor man!!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Alvays mit the crrrrrramp and the running, oy!
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Monday, 9 March 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
a terrible man for the hand cramps, he is
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
While I'm here, thank God someone has finally told Viv Richards that Christoper Martin-Jenkins first name isn't Martin - thought it's taken them 5 tests to do it. Now can someone give Viv a thesaurus to find an alternative word for "individual"
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Monday, 9 March 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
That's Sir Viv to you.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2009 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Terrible individual for the first names
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Monday, 9 March 2009 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
He does have a tendency to repeat himself, but he's also funny and can be astute, I think.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2009 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
these 2 are the worst umpires I've ever seen.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
and prior is not a good enough wicket keeper
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
the only way there will be a result in this game is if england lose wickets quickly and collapse trying to score quick runs (if the WI even let them bat again)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
which sadly will justify gayles negative tactics
but he's also funny and can be astute
Surely not? He's not been as bad this Test series as in previous ones, but on occasion he has sounded like he's looking at a different match to anyone else. Still prefer to him to Tony 'Most Boring Man in the World' Cozier tho. Or Bishan Bedi.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I think he banters well with Agnew and CMJ. I like Cozier as well though.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
suggest microphone battering
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
the hope will kill us!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
OH FUCKING DIE
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
ALL OF YOU, DIE
THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE PFUNKBOY BUT WITH MORE CAPS
FUCK YOU, UMPIRES, GET FUCKING SACKED
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
what's going on
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
England took a wicket. The batsman appealed for a TV replay in an attempt to reverse the decision. It still looked out. There was absolutely no reason to overturn the decision. Yet it was overturned.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Yep, more referral ambiguity. There was an absurd one in the South Africa/Australia Test, where the South Africans appealed for an lbw shout, but the umpire said not out and gave it as byes (indicating the batsman hadn't hit it), so Smith referred it, feeling it was straight.
However, the referral showed it had hit the bat. Runs were put on the batsman's score, and South Africa lost a referral (despite the fact they had only referred because the umpire had signalled the batsman hadn't hit it).
And all this nonsense ignores the bigger picture, which is that the whole player referral system significantly undermines the relationship between the game and the fans (especially those at the ground) who go up for a massive cheer/groan when the umpire's finger goes, oh actually wait a sec, and then a muted cheer or groan either way when the decision comes up.
With hot spot and snicko technology starts multiplying to the extent ('We need another hot spot camera from the side here' exclaimed I think it was Robin Jackman the other day) that the whole bloody thing might as well be a computer game.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Apparently none of England, WI or India are happy with the way referrals are currently handled, so something will change. Seems very difficult to balance it correctly though.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
umpires are fucking useless. this test series is boring enough without the umpires prolonging it.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
these pitches are killing cricket as it is, the last thing you need is the utterly disgraceful umpires contributing with wrong decisions. Now the tv referral umpires are getting it wrong. Cricket is dying.
WI fans cant even be arsed turning up to games. Sure they will all file in tomorrow to witness the series win, but its doubtful they will be there the next series they play at home, but they will be there for the 20/20s. But if there is nothing in pitches for the bowlers. noone should bother turning up. Test cricket sort yourself out before all we have left are 20/20 matches.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
That's a bit melodramatic but OH FFS NOT AGAIN
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
there is nothing wrong with the referral system, its the assholes working it and the asshole umpires in the middle getting blatant decisions wrong. Decisions so blatant that they should be SACKED as umpires.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
These umpires are the worst i've ever seen.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
lol Swann gave Hinds ye olde send-offe
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
there is nothing wrong with the referral system
I think there IS something wrong with the referral system - the myth of complete objectivity, a myth that has been given substance by the confidence commentators have in tv replays and their own judgement.
It would be nice if you could get rid of the bad, sometimes terrible decisions that on field umpires make, but what you lose is greater than what you gain. You lose the connection from the top level of the game to the grass roots of the game, you lose the idea that the umpire's judgement is final (which has the useful idea inherent in it that although we all make mistakes and only God can be said to be completely objective, you have to gesture towards objectivity for the purpose of the game), you lose the connection between the game and the fans (as described above), it undermines the confidence of the umpire who may be tempted (subconsciously of course) NOT to make a borderline decision knowing the players will appeal and therefore the pressure is taken off him (something of the sort seemed to be going on in Bowden's mind yesterday - although clearly that's just guesswork), furthermore it retards the progress of the game and takes it off the field of play, and finally it takes away from the idea that it's JUST A FUCKING GAME and that these absurd convolutions of justice that we are going for are completely misplaced on the sports field and belong only to courts of law.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
All good points, but I think a referral system isn't a bad idea for important international games, where a bad decision is recorded for posterity on television cameras, and thus where it makes sense to overturn a blatantly bad call. The issue of how far you go in this overturning is a niggly one and I don't think it'll be solved soon.
Anderson must have accidentally left a black cat in his oven before bowling in this innings.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
thank heavens for karma!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if bob willis will go postal now on sky
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Prior is a worse wicket keeper than Geraint Jones isn't he?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Worse than latter-day Geraint for sure. Better than early-day Geraint, however. Jones improved as a keeper to a quite remarkable extent.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Prior shouldn't be in this team. But clearly they just want a batsman who can keep a bit. They don't want to pick the best wicket-keeper.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
The English wkt-keeper debate has been going on long before the last ashes, and we still have it.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Prior hasn't dropped many since his recall (except for the really important one this morning) :(
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
heh i doubt hes caught many though either this series
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
oh wow what a catch from strauss
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
(the ball after anderson dropped him)
Gayle out. now back to the defending to waste time
the WI should declare knowing england will have to bat like a 20/20 match , get bowled out cheap and nearly a day to knock off a handful of runs and win 2-0
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
of course that might happen anyway even if the WI bat til tomorrow or lunch
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
now collingwood drops one :(
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
ban 20/20 cricket!
― jel --, Monday, 9 March 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
lololololol i could sense blood pressures rising there
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
jeez i thought the umpire wasn't even gonna give that out.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
on cue
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
beefy says you dont have to appeal, the umpire gives it out if he knows it's out. I think Broad woulda turned into dennis lilley if that hadn't been given
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
get a quick 250, bowl windies out for 50.
― jel --, Monday, 9 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
aww no its a referral
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
England 30-3 at close all out 90
What you think dar is gonna give?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
there has to be conclusive evidence the original decision is wrong. But he got it wrong last time with zero evidence. So who knows what he will give.
ahh its out.Now for the england collapse to look forward to ;)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
FIRST-INNINGS LEAD, WE WIN WOOOOOOOOO
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
moral victory claims lj
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
we should throw the bat about, if we lose 2 wickets then they need to reign it in and be more controlled. But with shah as likely to get out normal test cricket wise he may as well be told to play like a 20/20. Cook can stay firm at the other end while strauss and then shah go for it. If we only lose 1 wkt tonight KP can have a real slog tomorrow
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Open with Shah and KP :D
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
naw dont want kp ran out...
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i think strauss and cook will see off the swinging ball that you get with the new ball. 5 overs or so then crack on. And hopefully put away the bad ball if you get one. Strauss and KP are the main guys though. They both have to score big and quickly. Lose 1 or both and england wont get a good enough score quickly enough.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
at the moment its not even about hitting sixes. If you can get some quick singles or run 3 instead of 2 etc and get a boundary every over the score could mount up to allow later batsmen to hit sixes every ball if they wish
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
wi referring a not out for catch behind
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i assume this cant be given out but who knows what dar decides.
he doesnt hear the noise btw
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
he has to have conclusive evidence to overturn it
(he def hit it btw)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
but i still dont think you can overturn it with tv pictures. as the law is supposed to be
and not out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
dar could hear the noise but couldnt see a deflection. *sigh* they need hotspot.
also Strauss isn't a walker. Do you think that's cheating if you don't walk?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Not walking is dubious but it isn't cheating IMO
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
alec stewart at tea said umpires can only give out with their eyes, not a noise. So i wonder what he will say at the close of play. Because there was a huge noise. If he had been given out I dont think strauss woulda referred it.
So at least both sides are suffering from shit umpiring. Hopefully these 2 will never umpire test matches again
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I have "not walked" in a club game. In fairness it was my first ball and the edge was down the leg-side so it felt a bit unfair. When I got a huge snick on it 5 runs later trying to mash it out of the park, and the keeper pulled off probably the best glovesman's catch I've ever seen at that level (top-right corner, flying through air etc), the bowler turned round and asked the umpire bitterly "how was THAT"...'twas all very droll.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I knew you wouldnt walk
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
strauss gone
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 9 March 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Gayle gets Strauss out C&B so the WI aren't punished after all.
I would walk in most circumstances, actually!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
So will Shah run cook out or himself? Or will he get out on the boundary slogging?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah was lucky there
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
(for good)
england falling to bits
lol chill out dude, this is gonna be a bit white-water, plenty of batsmen still in the hutch
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
like, Shah *had* to go for his shots, as do all the others. some will fall.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
WI wont chase a total. Gayle might but the others wont. England have to and could easily be all out for 40 or 50
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Shah didn't. You never HAVE to chase wide balls.
England have to and could easily be all out for 40 or 50
Sometimes I wonder whether you're watching the same sport as I am :P
You don't HAVE to chase wide balls, but I sense that quite a lot of balls delivered in this innings will be just that, so it kinda helps.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
WI will feel that once they get KP out games over.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Cook reckons he didnt edge it so is referring
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
but the umpire must have conclusive proof to overturn in
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
so im guessing out
unless they get it wrong like with chanderpaul
i dont think he hit it btw. even with the replay
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
so i cant see why that was given out in the 1st place
This is all very silly.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
given out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
now we might score some quick runs!!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Makes you wonder why he reversed the decision to give Chanderpaul out. All this is doing is giving the WI a benefit.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Still a little peeved about that Chanderpaul decision tbh.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Dar told Harper that he only heard the sound of the ball hitting the glove, no nick. Harper insisted he did hear it so wont change his decision.HARPER IS A CHEAT!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
oh here we go again
WI so confident in getting dodgy decisions theyre referring an lbw
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Will harper insist he got it right again?
Aaaah don't know wha's goin' off aaht there, I tells thee
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Lets see which umpire is corrupt this time! ;)
this has to be not out
and is
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
thank fuck they have none left
i dont think the referrals system is going to be used in the ashes series. Bound to be a gentlemans agreement.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^yes please
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
(unless it's a VERY basic referral system, along the lines of "was it a stinker")
still doesnt work. cook was still given out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
A stinker = "clearly, blatantly errant"
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
But the referrals arent the problem. It's the incompetent men in the middle and up in the chair.Take tv out of it and you still have 2 morons in the middle getting it wrong.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish we had fred. we'd be 2-1 up
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Chanderpaul wouldnt say if he had hit it or not(ie didnt try to say he didn't hit it) then he said the WI team was happy with the referrals as they had the major benefit of it.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Still doesn't change the fact that Harper is an arse
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Look, just be grateful Billy Bowden's in South Africa, will ya? :P
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Just seen the cook decision again. There's daylight there, he does not touch it. How could Harper have still given it out? Unbelievable.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope KP scores quick as anything tomorrow. get 170 in double quicktime so that WI only have to go at 2 an over so they cant just block, and hope a couple of wkts fall early then they get nervy and wkts fall at regular intervals. Sadly on this pitch its morely likely gayle will knock it off doublequick and get a 10 wkt win.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
England can quite easily get a 200 lead before lunch. Set 'em about 210 to win, watch the sparks fly.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
That would take some bold captaincy, not hitherto a feature of the series - but what's the alternative, declare at tea and hope for a miracle?
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 9 March 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
That isn't an alternative. England won't be considering anything other than declaring around lunch-time.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
210 and the WI wouldnt bother their arse
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 9 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
If gayle got out they would just bat out the day
Hopefully, Amjad will have his Devon Malcom moment in this match, 9-35 or something like that. Blimey, didn't know Amjad was Danish either!
― jel --, Monday, 9 March 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Malcolm, doh
9-57 and I didn't have to look that up.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I remember the day like it was yesterday, and ran and told my dad that Devon was destroying them. It was awesome, probably my favourite sporting moment. (knew it was 9-57, was just setting the bench higher!)
― jel --, Monday, 9 March 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm trying to think of an equivalent! Obvs the Gary Pratt run-out is the single greatest moment in post-millennial English cricket.
Probably Trescothick's utterly insane 87 off about 50 in an ODI against Pakistan. I let a lot of people know about that one.
Hmm.
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
That ball that Ashley Giles bowled Brian Lara with was special.
(Must get Sky this summer, another cricketless summer is too depressing to contemplate)
― jel --, Monday, 9 March 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Mainly coz it was Ashley Giles, and kinda WTF?
― jel --, Monday, 9 March 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
He did the same to Damien Martyn AND Chris Cairns
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure he's never going to be fit enough to play a whole series again.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Monday, 9 March 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
so who's watching the ladeeeez
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Monday, 9 March 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
... I.V.A. Richards
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link
If the WI get KP out watch their celebrations, they will celebrate like they have won.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
...and then Prior will marmalise that 80-ball 100 I was talking about
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
If England dont get bowled out chasing runs, what should they declare at? 170? 200? remember if you score too many , the WI will just defend and get an easy draw.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I suppose Eng might want 2 overs before lunch
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Since Gayle bowled last night he better not be allowed a runner
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
If England dont get bowled out chasing runs, what should they declare at? 170? 200?
The lower the better. Let's see what Strauss is made of.
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Declaring early is only ok if you get gayle out quick. He could knock a small target off himself
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
colly out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
it's priortime!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
So they lose, who cares? Better than drawing.
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
no point in bringing it forward. set a decent tsrget not an easy one
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
also the bigger the total the longer the fielders can stay in close
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
England going well!
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
infact if the WI were to collapse it would be to pressure. So how the fuck could there be pressure built if they have a low score and plenty of overs left to chase? It would be fucking stupid.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Gayles gone off the field, i think he's doing it so he can say hes injured again so he can get a runner for batting. Cheating cunt.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
but he had an injury before this innings and he bowled so england should object if he requests one.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
and this time wasting is worse than in football
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Needs a lie down, he broke 2mph earlier today (xp)
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
If England declare before lunch they lose 2 overs to bowl. If they bat to lunch and declare they get the full allotment
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
the pitch hasnt done anything today so im guessing thats a consideration. if it had been misbehavng they woulda declared. God i wish fred and harmison were there bending their backs trying to bowl 90mph. Thats the only way to get wkts
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
hey LJ u posted a cricket picture fairly recently, like a diagram explaining the fielding positions and whatnot, for americans, can u post that again
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
it was Tracer Hand, I think...here it is:
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
oh ya thanks... that shit is mad confusing!!!!
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
btw do you have an NFL field positions chart? :D
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, the NFL put this together for the international audience: http://coachstilo.nfl.com/exp/
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Binga81 (2 years ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamYeh were being to hard on the yanks I mean it only took me 10 minutes to get the hang of it when i was 4 so we should give the average adult 22.72 years.
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lolol well trust me on this, it isn't all that difficult, the trick is to chill out and let things reveal themselves, rather than demand to know everything at once, it's better to learn about it thru demonstration than thru theory imo
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
also cheers (ty) for that NFL thing!
http://www.nato.int/docu/review/2008/03/ART8/files/858.jpg
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ya i am a trial-and-error learner, ie. it's easier to learn playing than watching - are there cricket videogames?
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Brian Lara on EA is considered the gold standard for cricket games, if I remember right.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha yes there are actually, Brian Lara Cricket has been a profitable series and EA Cricket has also had its moments (especially in '07)...I've only ever played BLC and it's probably about right for a beginner, good fun, doesn't require too much thought, very lucid about its gameplay.
there's also a cricket management sim, International Cricket Captain, but that's only really for ultras
lol @ Neil confusing EA and BLC
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
EA's heyday was '05 btw, I got that wrong
lol i have gotten into Football Manager, but cricket simming is too next level for me rn
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe even '04, Metacritic is giving me conflicting signals here
lol xp true say, i wdnt expect anyone to cricket sim apart from total nuts like myself, and even i don't cricket sim no more
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
basically, give BLC a go, it's the clearest, funnest and most arcadey of all the respectable ones
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah you got me! I assumed EA's franchise was Brian Lara, like Madden for American Football.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
is Madden available over there? i'll use that as my barometer of whether or not there's a NA vers of cricket games
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah Madden's available here, I know a few ppl who play it
this Coach Stilo thing is pretty entertaining fwiw
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
240 to win from 66 overs. In other words, Windies will be playing for a draw.
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
So much for tempting them with the prospect of a win.
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
xp I was playing Madden '94 on the SNES, back in the day.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Tom it doesnt make a difference, the WI will not be bowled out no matter how much the WI are set.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
there was no sense in handing them an easy win, thats all it would have done.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
So play long enough for KP to improve his batting average then?
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
10 wickets wont have fallen even in 200 overs
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
why did you want england to hand the WI an easy win? the series hasnt been lost in this game
Yes, well done, England, excellent loss of a series there, you can hold your heads up high and no mistake
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Englands collapse came in this series when defending btw. so the whole dangle a carrot thing is the only way to win is bullshit. It's to bowl well and create pressure. There cant be any pressure if the batsmen are given an easy target as a "carrot". its fucking stupid talk.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Losers
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway, let's look forward to the Ashes, that should be laugh
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
here we go
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
2 down already!
― jel --, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Get one of Sarwan or Chanderpaul and we have a real chance.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Chanderpaul is like a wall though, he'll make 26 not out of 134 balls :(
― jel --, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Needs a bit of the old chin music IMO.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
ohh i think sarwan is out
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I LOVE THE REFERRAL SYSTEM
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
oh wait
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
not out. wrong decision. hawk-eye says it was out. why arent they using hawk-eye?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
the system is flawed there
ok i'm gettin mah gun
Referral sucks
― Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
unfortunately chanderpaul is to come
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
they might wobble if he went early, but you wouldnt be surprised if he batted out the day for a comfy draw
HATE referral, LOVE Swann
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
didnt carry
damn thats the pivotal moment in the game :(
oh fuck
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
if he had went 1st ball WI woulda collapsed like a deck of cards
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
looks like a draw
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
come the fuck on
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
need another 2 quick then it could go to last over and everyone gets to moan about running out of time etc
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
ppl keep going on about the last time how england had ran out of time. but in reality they had 10 overs at the last partnership which should have been plenty of time. Doubt very much 9 will be down with 10 wkts remaining this time.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
nasser hussain got us that wicket
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
also umpiring karma
referring it...
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Not going to be given :-(
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Knew that'd be a silly referral
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
these. fucking. umpires. wrong all the fucking time
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
if you'd saved yer review for that one...but yeah, that did look pretty out
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Harper and Tiffin should never ever be allowed to umpire again.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
well well
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
come on jimmy jimmy
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
come the fuck on!
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
this over decides it
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
a single and its over
and thats it
has prior dropped him?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
bugger
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
great match though
bah
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
tom d and boycott and co can now get back to their fave pastime of captain bashing
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
lol england
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
most dishonourable series win ever amirite folks
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
dunno who should be more worried right now, Boycott's cat or wife/girlfriend.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
well england were 3 wickets away from winning the series
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
WI deserved the series win, wished they'd choked after those appalling tactics in that last match though. Not all bad for England, but we have some serious problems.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Who gets west indies player of the match: Harper or Tiffin? ;)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
West Indies will say the tactics were justified, so you haven't seen the last of them from WI or other teams.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
they are the greece of test cricket!
Still deserved the win I think
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
pity it wasnt a proper 5 match series. the amount of ODI's piss me off.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
there should me no more than 3 ODI's but they have them for the money. The WI grounds have been empty, despite leading and winning a test series and that's not going to change. ~But the 20/20 game is a sell out.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
So who should be coach and captain for the WI series in England and for the ashes? (LJ dont even say it)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Peter Such for coach, Mark Ramprakash for captain
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Flower is probably the guy who decided to not declare early both those times...
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Strauss for captain obv. Would like a coach who isn't hated by at least one faction in the England dressing room.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Louis?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Boycott?
Botham?
Tom D?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Allen Stanford, in a shock redemption even a Hollywood scriptwriter wouldn't touch
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Botham's going nuts just now on sky sports. Why doesnt he get off his arse in the tv studio and put himself forward for the job instead of being the charlie nicholas of cricket ;)
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
you now what, the bowlers tried bloody hard today and I don't think they can be blamed. I wish Flintoff and Jones could get 3 years of being fit to help them.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Australia 2 - South Africa 0
― Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I found Mike Brearley's guide to the job in a charity shop today (plus Nasser's autobiography in a bargain captaincy twofer). The only bit I've read so far is about the merits of bold early declarations. He's talking about the time some wag declared after about one over admittedly, but it might've been useful reading on this tour
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Brian Rose, for Somerset, in a one-day game that they could lose through a 1-over declaration and progress out of the group stages of the B&H Cup. They were kicked out of the competition. I didn't look this up.
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
lol tbqfh
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
amjad khan't
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
anyone for one-day cricket
(current London weather is giving me serious cricket-pang)
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP big man
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP BIG MAN
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
harmy takes a catch
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
this games just become too close to call
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
WI moaning about the light
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
because theyre ahead on duckworth-lewis
this would be one way to spoil a one day game like they did with test cricket
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
wicket means theyre now behind
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
but i think they need 3 runs to be ahead of it
theyve come off for bad light
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
WI are celebrating a win
megalolz
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
JUST FINISH THE GAME YOU TARTS
Dyson called them in and WI are celebrating a win and it looks like England have won
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
if WI have lost it serves them fucking right for not finishing the game.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
a game between England and the WI ends in farce? who knew
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
also Herman otm, they've fucking bottled this
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
they could easily have played on. Serves them fucking right.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
ive really come to hate WI in this tour for their attitude towards cricket, they're fucking killing the game so nelsonmuntz.jpg to these cunts
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Thrilling finish? Big crowd? ENTERTAINMENT IS THE WINNER
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
this is hilarious. but no official announcement yet
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Some karmic retribution here for their constant fucking time wasting in the test matches
― Mr Raif, Friday, 20 March 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck the west indies, theyre killing cricket PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU CUNTS
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm actually with Pfunkboy here, pretty much
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
even if an England win will paper over the crack that is Steve fucking Harmison
it was getting really exciting and theyve just killed it stone fucking dead
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at England laughing their asses off
― Mr Raif, Friday, 20 March 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
serves them fucking right. fuck the WI and their stinking attitude.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
in the old days the crowd would riot
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
England win by 1 run on D/L LOL
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Cricket lost this one.
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Presentation shd be a hoot
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
turn to sky sports news then
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
John Dyson is a bit senile obviously
― Mr Raif, Friday, 20 March 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
utter fucking farce
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ jim white talking about cricket on sky sports news
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
even if eng hadnt won it still woulda been bad by playing for d/l and not winning the game the way the public paid to see. D/L should only be for rain, not bad light 3 overs from the end. Can the WI find yet another way to kill cricket or have they reached the bottom now?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
West Indies Dyson with death (of cricket), eh louis?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
hehe...apparently Dyson was last seen trying to get that marginal one-bounce four reclassified as a six :D
― leigh exodus (country matters), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link
dyson lolz
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 20 March 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
come on girls!
― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
ffs why didn't they tell us they had the female kevin pietersen at 9
― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
ok i'm going to bed now but if you don't chase this down DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME GIRLS
― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ok i hung on until now...NZ gettin MURKED XD
― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Y'know, I could have gone out to watch this but I don't think I could stand an entire day in North Sydney surrounded by guffawing Jagger-types.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 March 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Get ready for the Indian South African Premier League 2009! Can the Rajasthan East London Royals defend their crown?
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 March 2009 09:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Guffawing? I'd be (by a street) one of the more earnest, cricket-oriented and non-patronising spectators! Anyway, well done ladies! Hope you're not forgotten come the year-end gongs! :D
― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, England is the frontrunner for the IPL? While this would be a hilarious postscript to The Stanford Era, I doubt the counties could ever get their shit together to hold a child's birthday party, let alone hold an IPL season.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
55-6. KP's awful form continues, he's become as bad as the rest.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
xp! England's wheels falling off again, like some kind of cricketing clown car. Currently 55-6.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
KP was whinging about how tough its been for him this tour, not so surprising he's had a shocker.
well that's giving the WI an advantage right away, you dont let the opposition know your weakness! A captain would know that!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
but if he needs a rest then rest him. We're gonna need him this summer. So get him 100% for then.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
plus mental fatigue? dont go to the IPL then!
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
68-8, now in danger of coming in beneath all-time lowest score against the Aussies.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not surprised when the teams best player and former captain is moaning about being tired. It's not great for morale and it certainly not him showing leadership qualities for the future.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't really understand why he should be tired anyway. Fucked off about the whole captaincy thing, yes; tired, no.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
someone will be along with the rose tinted specs soon to defend him. At least Monty is safe this time.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
and harmison too
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
117 all out. 10 wkt win in 20 overs?
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 March 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome stuff
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Friday, 27 March 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a massacre, awesome stuff from Gayle.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
now try and hit freddy
"20 overs" = conservative estimate tbh
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
boooh, maybe they'll collapse now.
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7969926.stm
West Indies captain Chris Gayle has hit out at England batsman Kevin Pietersen for comments in a newspaper interview about team-mate Shivnarine Chanderpaul.Pietersen was quoted as saying that Chanderpaul "never fields" after making a big score and "plays for himself".But Gayle said Pietersen had "no right" to make such a remark."I did talk to him and told him 'You don't need to stoop to that level'. He didn't actually apologise and if he could apologise that would be nice."Chanderpaul, 34, is a veteran of 119 Tests and 244 one-day internationals and has scored more than 16,500 runs for West Indies in all forms of the game.Pietersen's comments about him appeared in a wide-ranging interview with the Daily Mail newspaper.But Gayle said: "Whatever issues he had, he should have kept to himself. I've played with Shiv for years and, as a captain, I get tremendous support from him both on and off the field."His batting in both forms of the game has been brilliant and to hear these sorts of comments out in public has been very disappointing." He added: "We're all big men. There's no need to go to that level and try and degrade other players."No-one wants to be degraded in this manner. We're all human beings and everybody is playing this sport to enjoy the game but to take it to that level is very disappointing."In the interview, Pietersen also said he was "at the end of his tether" as a result of his sacking as England captain and the team's lack of success on the current tour to the Caribbean.His mood will not have been improved by the manner of England's eight-wicket defeat in Barbados on Friday when they were all out for 117 and the home side knocked off the runs in 14 overs - with Gayle making 80 off 43 balls.
Pietersen was quoted as saying that Chanderpaul "never fields" after making a big score and "plays for himself".
But Gayle said Pietersen had "no right" to make such a remark.
"I did talk to him and told him 'You don't need to stoop to that level'. He didn't actually apologise and if he could apologise that would be nice."
Chanderpaul, 34, is a veteran of 119 Tests and 244 one-day internationals and has scored more than 16,500 runs for West Indies in all forms of the game.
Pietersen's comments about him appeared in a wide-ranging interview with the Daily Mail newspaper.
But Gayle said: "Whatever issues he had, he should have kept to himself. I've played with Shiv for years and, as a captain, I get tremendous support from him both on and off the field.
"His batting in both forms of the game has been brilliant and to hear these sorts of comments out in public has been very disappointing."
He added: "We're all big men. There's no need to go to that level and try and degrade other players.
"No-one wants to be degraded in this manner. We're all human beings and everybody is playing this sport to enjoy the game but to take it to that level is very disappointing."
In the interview, Pietersen also said he was "at the end of his tether" as a result of his sacking as England captain and the team's lack of success on the current tour to the Caribbean.
His mood will not have been improved by the manner of England's eight-wicket defeat in Barbados on Friday when they were all out for 117 and the home side knocked off the runs in 14 overs - with Gayle making 80 off 43 balls.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Harmison in for Batty. Not a spinners pitch apparently.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
:( keep strong, gareth
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Pietersen's a dickhead
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Hope Gayle gives him a slap next time he meets him
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
shocking not out decision there from the umpire. gayle was plum
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
a curious start
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
lotsa sixes now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link
will never see england players doing this.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
have we forgotten trescothick already
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
also lol harmison, who knew
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
gayle out (fuck you umpire)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
you need to make your peace with match officials imo
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
tres is gone. long gone. He's chosen not to be selected. It's about who is on the field now.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
WI turned into England for a few overs there. I'm sure normal service will be resumed now Chanderpaul is there.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
KP bowling to Chanderpaul , bowls 5 balls then hurts himself and goes off injured.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
rainbooker t and the mg's playing over the tannoy and the english fans recognise it and start dancing along to it.You know what it is, louis?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
what hang on are you talking about the TMS theme
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Green Onions
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
not green onions
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Supposedly KP asked to fly home for 48 hours between test matches and was refused and he's not happy about it.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
and it's causing problems in the dressing room
if kp is so tired, why is he playing the IPL?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome catch from flintoff but i still cant tell if he touched the boundary or not. WI crowd not happy but you really cant tell if he did or not. WI 147-6.Freddy is an honest guy so i think he'd own up if he touched it but he couldve done without knowing. Any of you see it? from 1 angle there looks like a ripple but from other angles there's nothing. So i guess it must be out.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
England denied a request from batsman Kevin Pietersen to make a brief return home during the West Indies tour.Pietersen asked to go home for 48 hours midway between the third and fourth Tests because he was homesick, but the request was refused by management.He said last week he was "at the end of his tether" with two more one-dayers still to play on the tour.But stand-in coach Andy Flower has reaffirmed Pietersen's commitment to England's cause in the West Indies."Kevin is very proud about what he does and he's very proud of this team," Flower told BBC 5 Live's Sportsweek."He's doing everything in his power to win. He's been training as hard as anyone I can assure you, and he is very fired-up to win this one-day series."Pietersen, 28, quit as England captain in January after a rift with coach Peter Moores, who was sacked.In a newspaper interview he admitted to mental fatigue on the long tour, which comes to a close with the fifth and final one-dayer on Friday, 3 April."It's been a heck of a tough time and I'm at the end of my tether now," he told the Daily Mail."Really and truly I can't wait to get home."But Flower insisted that any fatigue was associated with Pietersen's personal life and not his cricket."He didn't say he didn't want to play. What he meant, I believe, is that he wants to get home and see his family," said Flower."Sometimes in his downtime he gets a bit homesick like everyone, but this isn't a bad place to be - we all appreciate how lucky we are as international cricketers and he's no different in that regard."He appreciates where he is but, look, he's a little frustrated, he's said something in the press and that's been seized upon."The important thing is that these guys are playing for England. Everyone has to embrace that responsibility and enjoy it and in the main, that's the case
Pietersen asked to go home for 48 hours midway between the third and fourth Tests because he was homesick, but the request was refused by management.
He said last week he was "at the end of his tether" with two more one-dayers still to play on the tour.
But stand-in coach Andy Flower has reaffirmed Pietersen's commitment to England's cause in the West Indies.
"Kevin is very proud about what he does and he's very proud of this team," Flower told BBC 5 Live's Sportsweek.
"He's doing everything in his power to win. He's been training as hard as anyone I can assure you, and he is very fired-up to win this one-day series."
Pietersen, 28, quit as England captain in January after a rift with coach Peter Moores, who was sacked.
In a newspaper interview he admitted to mental fatigue on the long tour, which comes to a close with the fifth and final one-dayer on Friday, 3 April.
"It's been a heck of a tough time and I'm at the end of my tether now," he told the Daily Mail.
"Really and truly I can't wait to get home."
But Flower insisted that any fatigue was associated with Pietersen's personal life and not his cricket.
"He didn't say he didn't want to play. What he meant, I believe, is that he wants to get home and see his family," said Flower.
"Sometimes in his downtime he gets a bit homesick like everyone, but this isn't a bad place to be - we all appreciate how lucky we are as international cricketers and he's no different in that regard.
"He appreciates where he is but, look, he's a little frustrated, he's said something in the press and that's been seized upon.
"The important thing is that these guys are playing for England. Everyone has to embrace that responsibility and enjoy it and in the main, that's the case
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Homesick my arse. Trouble on the home front more like.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 29 March 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
well he would be allowed home for that i'm sure.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I suppose normally his wife would have flown out to join him but this time she was appearing on a TV show.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Are England going to have a chance to bat and level the series?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
weather intervenes, no result, 5th match boycotted, WI find ANOTHER way to kill cricket and come out victorious
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
pfunkboy spontaneously combusts
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
we're off
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
or on
135 the target, a maximum of four overs per bowler. Eight overs of powerplay to England - so that's almost half the innings with only two fielders allowed outside the circle.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i think that's kinda worked in england's favour
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
In theory, but THIS IS ENGLAND
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
esp considering that lionel baker is not an international-class bowler
look we're gonna cream em, strauss is doing a kinda english gayle thing on 'em
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Which is what you want from a skipper and presumably why he has put himself in as opener. It's how he played in the test series so it's got my vote. Even if he fails I think it was a good idea.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
It's not like the opening pair have been great this series
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
It would be nice if this series went to a deciding game.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
nice easy england win, all pumped for the decider, then WI boycott finishes the tour on the awesomest note possible
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh I think they will pay up to avoid a strike that loses the series.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, so they'd actually forfeit that game...fair enough
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
If WI won today they would still win the series if they boycott the final game.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah if they refuse to play, they lose the game.
Plus in theory should get a ban from cricket. But that wont happen.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
but if they keep everyone guessing to whether they turn up, it will be hard for England to focus on the game as it's always going to be in the back of their minds that the WI might not turn up. So they might get into the mindset that they will not play, WI decide to play and England aren't ready. So it would be much better if it was all resolved now before it descends into farce.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
But then, that's not the west indies way.
England will prepare for that game as if it's going ahead until it's officially called off, just sayin', they're a professional international sports team
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
with a professional whinger disrupting the dressing room!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
thread needs DJ Martian input
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link
plank pietersen is TIRED
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
that did not carry
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
not out
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i think it probably did
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
oh wait it didn't
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
lol nearly out lbw next ball
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i really dont think it carried
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
if you had told me a year or 2 ago that Strauss would play like this , I would have laughed in your face.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
lol omg six over long-on off quickie lol
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^the kind of sentence that would have dan perry or any good american cricket-virgin in stitches
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
oh my bopara just launched a HUGE six onto the roof
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
anything straussy can do i can do better KP style hehe
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
haha the ball is lost
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
out next ball
KP not allowed to bat until 5 wkts are down
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
ggs
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
yay an England win by 9 wickets.It all looked so different when Gayle was smashing the ball out the ground after wrongly being given not out earlier.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Bucknors last game.
strauss >>>>> gayle
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
also wtg steve
one of the better umpires tbh. Sad to see him go.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 29 March 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Hasn't been so consistent in his later years, but has never really courted controversy.
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Former Test cricket umpire Steve Bucknor has revealed he was the victim of racist abuse earlier in his career.The Jamaican, 62, retired as an elite umpire on Sunday after standing in 128 Tests and 181 one-day internationals.He told BBC's Test Match Special: "Nobody made me feel black on the field but I did get a letter in London saying 'you black b******' or 'you n*****'."You don't want to talk about it but people write these things. You have to let these things lie. I grew up tough."Bucknor, who grew up in poverty, added in a wide-ranging interview with the BBC's Kevin Howells: "I have no fears in talking about what I went through as a youngster."They were very, very tough times. I had one pair of shoes to go to school in, to go to church, to go anywhere. I didn't eat until I got home in the evenings."He also said that although many people had tried to persuade him to continue his career, he felt he had reached a natural time to retire."There are some who would want me to stay around, my body feels good but 63 ought to be the cut-off age. I have seen people go beyond that age and have suffered because of their inability to see properly, hear properly. I am pretty close to that age now." Bucknor, who stands an imposing 6ft 3in, had a distinctive way of delaying his decisions, a mannerism that earned him the nickname "Slow Death".He stood in five World Cup finals, the last of those in Barbados, which was also the venue of his final match - an England win against West Indies.A former football referee, he once officiated in a World Cup qualifier.And despite retirement from cricket, he is likely to remain busy in other fields, particularly athletics. He is being invited to work in development programmes in Jamaica, and serve as a track official.
The Jamaican, 62, retired as an elite umpire on Sunday after standing in 128 Tests and 181 one-day internationals.
He told BBC's Test Match Special: "Nobody made me feel black on the field but I did get a letter in London saying 'you black b******' or 'you n*****'.
"You don't want to talk about it but people write these things. You have to let these things lie. I grew up tough."
Bucknor, who grew up in poverty, added in a wide-ranging interview with the BBC's Kevin Howells: "I have no fears in talking about what I went through as a youngster.
"They were very, very tough times. I had one pair of shoes to go to school in, to go to church, to go anywhere. I didn't eat until I got home in the evenings."
He also said that although many people had tried to persuade him to continue his career, he felt he had reached a natural time to retire.
"There are some who would want me to stay around, my body feels good but 63 ought to be the cut-off age. I have seen people go beyond that age and have suffered because of their inability to see properly, hear properly. I am pretty close to that age now."
Bucknor, who stands an imposing 6ft 3in, had a distinctive way of delaying his decisions, a mannerism that earned him the nickname "Slow Death".
He stood in five World Cup finals, the last of those in Barbados, which was also the venue of his final match - an England win against West Indies.
A former football referee, he once officiated in a World Cup qualifier.
And despite retirement from cricket, he is likely to remain busy in other fields, particularly athletics. He is being invited to work in development programmes in Jamaica, and serve as a track official.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 30 March 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
KP is at it again, he has said he will never spend 11 weeks away from his wife again.Now there will be speculation about him not touring again(therefore surely he cant play for England at all since they didnt let tres play home games only)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
KP is at it again, he has said he will never spend 11 weeks away from his wife again.
Awwwwwww, diddums
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Wonder if KP will get the same flak from louis that Harmison got when he complained about being homesick.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_pDuf6-A6hCs/SXjVw2Ljj9I/AAAAAAAAAII/QDq9G-NpXwg/s800/harmyhelmet.jpg
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Kevin Pietersen has said he would not go on another extended England tour like the one in West Indies, without his wife, singer Jessica Taylor.Explaining his comments on Saturday that he was "at the end of his tether" he said it was partly down to frustration at England's poor results.He added: "I've never said I want to miss a tour and there's no way I will ever miss a tour. I love touring."But there's no way I'll be without my wife for 11 weeks again."Pietersen, 28, will be fit to play in the one-day series decider, and tour finale, in St Lucia despite a back spasm sustained on Sunday.He said the England team's general failure to win matches, whether in India before Christmas under his leadership - or in the West Indies since then - had left him drained.He said: "The first half of the winter was a shambles under my leadership. We didn't come close to winning a game in India and we didn't come close to winning a game here before we won on Sunday - except for the mathematical error on the West Indies' part in Guyana."The comments were born from the frustration of that. We all want to go home, but it does not stop the commitment we all put in on a daily basis."I am absolutely 100% passionate about playing for England. I absolutely never take it for granted about wearing the three lions on my chest."The second part of the frustration was I hadn't seen my wife since 21 January. It's the longest period of time I've been away from her."Pietersen also explained how he sat down with the tour management to request a 48-hour break between Test matches to be with wife Jessica, 28, who used to be with group Liberty X, who he married in December 2007."We decided it probably wouldn't be a good idea for the team going forward," he said. "There were no arguments, no nonsense, no disappointment on my behalf."I have been totally supportive of everything that has happened on this tour."
Explaining his comments on Saturday that he was "at the end of his tether" he said it was partly down to frustration at England's poor results.
He added: "I've never said I want to miss a tour and there's no way I will ever miss a tour. I love touring.
"But there's no way I'll be without my wife for 11 weeks again."
Pietersen, 28, will be fit to play in the one-day series decider, and tour finale, in St Lucia despite a back spasm sustained on Sunday.
He said the England team's general failure to win matches, whether in India before Christmas under his leadership - or in the West Indies since then - had left him drained.
He said: "The first half of the winter was a shambles under my leadership. We didn't come close to winning a game in India and we didn't come close to winning a game here before we won on Sunday - except for the mathematical error on the West Indies' part in Guyana."The comments were born from the frustration of that. We all want to go home, but it does not stop the commitment we all put in on a daily basis.
"I am absolutely 100% passionate about playing for England. I absolutely never take it for granted about wearing the three lions on my chest.
"The second part of the frustration was I hadn't seen my wife since 21 January. It's the longest period of time I've been away from her."
Pietersen also explained how he sat down with the tour management to request a 48-hour break between Test matches to be with wife Jessica, 28, who used to be with group Liberty X, who he married in December 2007.
"We decided it probably wouldn't be a good idea for the team going forward," he said. "There were no arguments, no nonsense, no disappointment on my behalf.
"I have been totally supportive of everything that has happened on this tour."
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Why cant they just let wives go on tour with them?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
So he won't be going to Sarf Ifriker for the IPL then?
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
that's only for 3 weeks (plus i assume his wife will be allowed to go too)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway, his wife couldn't have gone, she was doing that Dancing On Ice shit
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A49290555
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
cmon let's end the winter with a thrilla
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
this is exciting
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
nah it's not going to be particularly close
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
When I suggested "England might win this series" with us having gone 2-1 down to Gayle's assault, an MSN buddy of mine questioned my sanity
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
west indies fans leaving
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
HAT-TRICK!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
knew that was gonna happen tbh :P
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
and 1 more ball left
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I can confidently say that that was the most nonchalant hat-trick celebration in the history of international cricket
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
it was classy
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
how must Dyson be feeling
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
it's all over
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Flintoff denied an almost certain 6-fer by the worst end to a match I've ever seen
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
SUMS UP THE WINTER AMIRITE
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
look on the bright side, fred mightve injured himself bowling and missed the Ashes or something. If only he could stsy fully fit for a few years.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
a valid point
― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
and sammy the cheat didnt get a win for his "catch"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I have just played my first match of pakistani style (tennis ball wrapped in electrical tape) cricket here at CMU. Despite protesting that I can't bowl I was discovered to be my teams third best bowler, I managed three no balls in my first over and managed 6 full tosses in my second all swatted to the boandary. Clean bowled for 8 with the bat.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Sunday, 5 April 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lol waht http://content.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/current/story/401169.html
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
He's no Jody Craddock.
― Eugenecist Levy (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
jody craddock's paintings are terrifyingly good
nonetheless i am not unintrigued by this
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Onions tearing things up down at what yesterday looked like a flat track at Taunton.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Christ, that sentence looks like it belongs in the cryptic crossword thread.
pick him for england! oh wait
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
bopara choice probably otm
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, it's fair enough. Bell's early season form was greeted with a sigh weary at the inevitability of it all round our office, so it's quite nice to see him getting a chance. Confidence should be up after the IPL as well.
― Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Awaiting on another exciting Best of 2 Test series that I'm sure England will fuck up!
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link
KP's shit form continues
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Not many batsmen would have survived that ball, to be fair, especially if it was their first. Plz 2 be objective.
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
like you are with vaughan monty harmison etc etc
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Look at this team! Who's been proven right? :P
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
KP and Freddie should've been concentrating on getting back into form in the counties, but no, they fucked off to the IPL to make money, fred got injured and is out of this seriesand KP did fuck all and is still in, for him, bad form.Who's been proven right?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Flintoff would have bowled more overs playing county cricket, and would have in all probability sustained the same injury.
KP made a few contributions here and there, nothing much, but probably got a lot of useful net time in against a varied selection of fine international bowlers.
You haven't been proven anything. One got injured, unfortunately, the other received an absolute pearler.
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lolllz
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
wonder if england will ever go through a season without a collapse. Spineless bastards.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
wonder if england worcestershire will ever go through an season innings without a collapse. Spineless bastards.
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
And Charlton?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
we're gonna win the league
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
redknapp for england coach
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
jol out
Only Harmison can save Newcastle now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
good luck england!
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
BBC website has confidence in England.http://i44.tinypic.com/doosgx.jpg
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG Boycott reminiscing about going round to Brian Clough's house for dinner, at which Brian would do the cooking. Ol' Big 'Ead and the Greatest Living Yorkshireman together, surprised the universe didn't implode or something.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Boycs being pretty reasonable about Peace's novel tbh
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Not read it, but it sounded fair enough, yeah.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Bopara is sounding like possibly the real thing.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
prior out
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Boycott is pretty interesting in the ITV Clough documentary that was on at the same time the film came out. I think this is the only time he's been interesting, but I guess a lot of stuff was cut.
― caek, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Techie question:
Is anyone else streaming Test Match Special through the BBC website today?
I'm using Windows Media Player 11 with the maximum 60 seconds of buffering, but it still keeps clipping out every now and again. I'm at work with an excellent network connection (and I don't have this problem streaming anything else). Assuming it isn't a localised network problem (the same thing happened yesterday with TMS), is anyone else experiencing this problem? Is it a problem with the BBC's stream? Or is Windows Media Player just shite?
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 7 May 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Thought Swann might make a bit of hay today.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link
xp I am, but using Real Player which might be a better medium with which to play it- it seems to be the BBC's preferred streamer.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at Boycs criticising Gayle's "savoir-faire" attitude.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Reminds me of an amusing exchange last night
Boycott: "To me, it's just sympto... sympo... symtomatic... is that right?"Agnew: "Almost"
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
They make a good double act.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus - that's going to hurt, a lot.
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link
He might make his first duck now :-/
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
retired hurt = not out
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Academic anyway since he's continuing!
No, I mean he might get a yorker next ball and not know where he is/what the bit of wood he's holding is
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I knew he was continuing
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't school me on the laws of cricket, bro
for anyone listening only, the back of Anderson's helmet has a whopping great chunk out of it, right at the back. If he hadn't been wearing it - boom boom out go the lights.
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it was horrible. Hope there aren't any delayed effects.West Indies didn't look interested today which was really bizarre.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
A lot of that is down to Gayle and his savoir faire attitude
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Swann is opening the bowling with Broad???? Is jimmy unable to bowl?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Jimmy last seen talking to a bust of WG Grace in the long room and has been sent to sit with the duffers in MCC ties.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
it seems its a ploy to get Gayle swashbuckling early
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i think he will only get a couple of overs at most before Jimmy comes in
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Swash is being buckled.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Strauss is getting lots of stick from the sky commentators. What do you think LJ?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link
24-0 already
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link
what happened? i am confused.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link
also lol
what i think is get anderson on ffs you numpties
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i think i'm pretty much towing the party line on that one
England have wasted the new ball 32-0
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link
it's only 5 overs old, chillax
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link
England have graciously allowed the West Indies their 12th batsman, Winston Extras, who scored a career best of 74 not out in Port of Spain last winter.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah, he got more in a Pakistan - India game once IIRC
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
but it was a courageous knock for sure
They have Prior experience of inept wicketkeeping adding to the opposition's score
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that was Mustaq Ali Extras, easy mistake to make.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i cant say Flowers coaching has impressed me so far this year
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Gayle plays on!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
only thing is now Sarwan is on. Wonder if we can get him out this series?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
we did!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
He was looking really good too so that is a bonus
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
love that dude
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Swann gets Smith with his 1st ball of his 2nd spell.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
It didnt turn or anything, Smith just seems to struggle against spin and picked the wrong line. Obviously why they wanted him to open the bowling earlier.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Broad is now our best strike bowler, weird.
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
you know who is at the crease now. Can we get him out this series?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
OH MY FIRST BALL
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
They know alot of the windies are suspect to spin
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Swanny is on a hat-trick
Anderson's still the best imo
oh lol
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
That's like the one in the final test that didn't quite carry
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
That was a good ball
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Nash is the guy you would want on to save a hattrick
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
and he plays it well
WI going off for bad light
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Early Tea, so hopefully nothing will be lost. Botham & co say the light is perfectly acceptable and no worse than yesterday when England weren't offered it.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Drogba says it's a fucking disgrace.
Were we bowling 2 spinners when they were offered the light?
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Swann had just finished his over.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
love this dude
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
6 down
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
lol WI
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
61 needed to avoid follow on
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Not really giving a shit about this are they?
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
7 down
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
looooool
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
8 down
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
3 in one over from Onions
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
loooooooooooool
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Poor bresnan cant get a bowl in this innings lol
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
dropped one
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
bresnan out
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
9 down lol onions again
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link
can he get a 5for in his 1st innings?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
onions has a spring in his step now
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
this is such a bizarre collapse. Especially after the fight they showed in the winter series. I did not expect this at all. I cant see them being this bad in the second innings.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I totally expected them to be not up for this series
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
dropped
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Onions shoulda had 5
lol four wickets for two runs in seven balls
― caek, Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
And he should have 6 balls to get his name on the honours board now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
As fun as all this is, I suspect it's not tellling us too much about our prospects agains the Aussies.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
farcical fielding now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
best moment of test cricket ever
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
only need 27 to avoid the follow on
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I hate last wicket stands.
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
FIVE
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
reckon that was marginal but well done onions
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, headlines are written. ONIONS LEAVES WINDIES WITH TEARS IN EYES etc.
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
If England don't enforce the follow on Botham and Boycott and co will spontaneously combust
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
follow on?
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
It's a no-brainer to enforce it but you never know with England
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Jimmy might get new ball with Bresnan? Onions and Broad might be knackered.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
If they had got the last wicket straight away then both couldve opened
follow on has been enforced
how will Gayle bat now?
Interesting.
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
With an hour to go before close, i would definitely do this. WI must be throughly demoralised right now.
WINDIES IN THE SOUP AS ONIONS GOES ON THE BOARD
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
CHOPPING BOARD, do you see?
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
WEST INDIES FORCED TO EAT HUMBLE SWANN AND ONION PIE
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
WINDIES IN A PICKLE AS ONIONS BAGS FIVE
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Follow-on enforced.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
ONION BRINGS TEARS TO WINDIES' EYES
― Pro Creationism Soccer 2009 (ledge), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
ONIONS BEATS SWANN AS NATION'S FAVOURITE
ONION RUNGS RINGS ROUND WINDIES
THE MANY LAYERS OF ONION
― Pro Creationism Soccer 2009 (ledge), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
SHALLOTS OF WICKETS TUMBLE
CALL YOUR NEWBORN SON GRAHAM OR GRAEME OR SOMETHING
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Jimmy gets Gayle
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Gayle with zero preparation after playing an extra game in the IPL will get slaughtered in the WI press.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Sarwan out. WI more underprepared than Eng usually are.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL at the ECB if the daft wednesday start to the test two days after a bank holiday means they have to offer refunds on saturday.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 7 May 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
WINDIES BATSMEN GET FIRST TASTE OF ONIONS - BBC, 6/10
ONIONS SLICES AND DICES WEST INDIES - Telegraph, 7/10
ONIONS HAS WEST INDIES IN TEARS - Times, 6/10
ONIONS MAKES THEM WEEP - Sun, 8/10
STRONGER ONIONS OVERPOWERS WEST INDIES - Reuters, 4/10
ONIONS OFF TO A SIZZLER - Daily Mail, 2/10, must try harder
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 May 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
wow, been out all day and just seen the score. wow again
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
80-5
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link
delayed for an hour due to rain then the windies lost 3 wickets in the space of 12 mins.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
windies fighting back though swann shouldve caught Nash at slip just after lunch, jimmy wasnt pleased that swann didnt get near it.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link
nuggety little stand this
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 8 May 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link
west indies now thinking of a getting a 200 lead to bowl at england with
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Onions dropped an easy caught & bowl to add to swanns miss earlier. Catches not going Englands way this afternoon.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
yess
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
249-9
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Bresnan takes a good catch so it's good he's been able to contribute.Windies lead by 24
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
all out 256 Nash the last man out
England need 32 to win. I expect a fiery spell here from Fidel Edwards,he always has a good attitude no matter the situation.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Nash was out for 81
LOL umpire just called over after only 5 balls
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Who should get MoM? Bopara, Onions or Swann?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
England win by 10 wkts
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
swann iirc
― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, 8 May 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Swann got it
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
oh for fuck's sake
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 10 May 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm confident that England can screw up the Second Test.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link
sidey in for bresnan? i dont mind. Bell is just 12th man, reward him for his form and keep him happy by having him in the squad. Keeps Colly on his toes too, he's gotta deliver or Bell takes his place.Chances are England will play the exact same 11 anyway so they can get a look at bresnan. Personally i'd rather pick our strongest side available and just win the damn game.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Bell got a century on the flattest deck in England in a match where an opposition player scored a triple-hundred, got a one-day hundred against the same opposition, and has done *nothing* since then. His form has actually been decidedly off, of late. He hasn't done nearly enough to get in, and this is the price we pay for team unity. Ashley Giles on the board of selectors is a fucking joke.
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
If the WI had any guts they would sack Gayle as captain. What a leader to have.http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/8047374.stm
The way they played in the WI, they certainly tried to kill test cricket. His comments explain a lot.I hope they get fucked by every team in all cricket now.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/may/12/chris-gayle-andrew-strauss-cricket
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/may/13/chris-gayle-quit-captaincy-west-indies
spoilt money grabbing cunt is what he is.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/may/12/chris-gayle-captaincy-test-cricket
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link
dearie me
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/8047374.stm
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm pretty distressed about this. Test cricket is about the most beautiful thing sport has to offer, but it's being devalued at every turn.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
It wont be long until players refuse to play test cricket so they can play in the IPL.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
They've been shunting test matches around for years to accommodate limited-overs, and we've just had one without a weekend day. The adminstrators will probably find a way to have nominal tests continue, but no-one will be watching
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm pretty distressed about this. Test cricket is about the most beautiful thing sport has to offer, but it's being devalued at every turn.― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 21:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 21:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark
Same here.
As soon as 20/20 came in a few years back I could sense the writing was on the wall for Test cricket. The thing is though I really don't think that interest in 20/20 will be sustained in the long term, particularly outside of the sub-continent, but it seems like Test cricket will take a bashing in the mean time anyway and we will end up with the worst of all worlds.
They should at least do away with these ridiculous two-match series, particularly when they start in the middle of the week. I mean really it's no surprise that no-one turned up. I know this current series is some kind of fudge because other tournaments have been cancelled, but using Test matches as a blatant warm-up for the Ashes is incredibly wrong-headed. Less frequent but proper 4 or 5 match series with significant honours at stake is what you need to generate interest. Otherwise pretty soon you will have a generation of cricketers that will have very little interest in playing Test cricket at all (I guess kind of like Premiership footballers and international football).
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck them, get other players to play test cricket... England might regian the Ashes then!
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah but if the best players in the world don't want to play, then where is the "test". Who will want to watch it and who will pay for it? And even if, say, all of England's top players carry on playing Test cricket, what is the point if they have no one to play against?
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyway here is TMS. They'll know what to do...
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link
It's how England managed to beat Australia in the 70s!
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Chris Gayle: This Fuckin' Guy
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link
At least he's living up what would have been a typical May/June second division Test series.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Give him a fucking baseball bat and send him out to play rounders
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Hmmmm....sounds like this one might go for the full 5 days...1.25 runs per over...pitch described as a "rice pudding" by Aggers...ho hum.
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/5/14/1242296496291/England-cricket-captain-A-001.jpg
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
The kid's face cracks me up for some reason.
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Why's Brendan Nash wearing an England cap?
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
xps Test cricket has weathered these kind of storms before, not least the Packer period Tom refers to upthread.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm concerned for it mostly because there doesn't seem to be any appetite for it in India, which is where the shots are going to called from from now on. Whether Chris Gayle likes it or not is irrelevant really. India seems to like its cricket as vulgar as possible from what I can see
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 14 May 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link
This brought some gentle lols:
http://wisdencricketer.com/blogs/blog/2009/05/14/chris-gayle-another-day-in-my-living-hell/
I’m depressed. This hotel room is freezing. My hotel room in South Africa was a perfect temperature.I look at my watch: 2.30pm. No rest for the wicked. I managed to snatch a quick 14 hours sleep but I’m still worn out.
I look at my watch: 2.30pm. No rest for the wicked. I managed to snatch a quick 14 hours sleep but I’m still worn out.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
He needs Mrs. Alan Stanford there to warm him up a bit
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link
India controls what happens in cricket. It's not looking good for test cricket.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link
fair enough
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I just await the new sexed up version of Test Cricket that is bound to be tried out.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Duncan Fletcher in the Guardian was suggesting a 400 over match, with allocation of innings as the bowling teams wish. Would at least get rid of time-wasting that is so prevalent these days.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
They could call it 400/400
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry 200/200
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link
That would get "the kids" flocking in!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the demise of Test cricket is greatly exaggerated. We're going through a period remarkably similar in tone to the period in the late 70's when ODIs were becoming popular. It's novel, exciting, and this time it's all over in 3 fleeting hours, but the core fanbase (and it is a strong fanbase) in every Test-playing nation will support Test matches above all.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link
They just won't bother going to them, anywhere but England, Australia and South Africa
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I certainly hope so. Why are the grounds so empty though? Everywhere apart from Australia and England anyway. Although the ECB (and independently Lord's/MCC) are doing their best to make sure ticket prices are so extortionate that no one will be able to afford to go, and not in groups of more than two. And not allowed to drink unless they buy £4 pints of piss.
I notice that Lord's have extended their corporate seating areas into the upper Edrich. This was going to turn into a rant, but I haven't got the energy to cogently marshall my thoughts so I'm just going to limply flop to a halt... here.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I said South Africa, without even knowing if people actually watch test cricket there. It might just be England and Australia then.
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
The creeping corporatisation of cricket is something that's not unequivocally bad (it's easy to talk about the halcyon days of gentleman and players, which were actually deeply class-ridden and divisive), but I agree that £40+ tickets put a lot of people off, even if that does actually compare well to other days out e.g. a big stadium gig, football match etc.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Boring flat wickets where it's impossible to get anyone out for days on end don't help matters
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link
True dat. I would recommend Mike Marquese's "Anyone But England" on that topic, which lifted the scales from my eyes on that and many other aspects of cricket.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Re: empty grounds, I think it's a psychosocial issue concerning the historical willingness of member nations' citizens to actually attend sports events in person, along with more esoteric concerns about management urban space, transportation, established community atmosphere etc.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link
*management OF urban space
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
It's certainly true that Britons and Aussies are probably the world's most willing live sports watchers (obviously partly due to economic reasons), cf. 5,000 attendances for non-league football matches here in the UK.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
The Indian guys here at CMU give me hope. Most of them see IPL as at best a sideshow and are way more interested in England vs WI and the coming Ashes. A lot are staggeringly pissed off that England India series was only 2 tests. There needs to be balance. Champions trophy needs to go, World 20/20 should be every 4 years and staggered with World Cup and the Test Calendar should allow for 5 test series between the major nations (England, SA, Australia, India) and 3 test series for the other test playing nations. If this means that the ashes needs to be every 3 years instead of 2 then so be it.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Either that or we split the game and there can be dancing girls, fancydress leather stickball for those that want and test cricket for the rest of us.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Like I say, the initial sugar-rush will wear off when it becomes widely acknowledged that 2020 is not the messiah, it is just cricket but with more slogging and less unpredictable nuance.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone know how I can get TMS in the states?
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
It's on the World Service sometimes, I think.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:27 (3 minutes ago)
Certainly hope so. I just worried that the powers that be are so concentrated on making cricket EXCITING that they forget that sometimes the opposite of boring can also be 'interesting'.
Test cricket can of course be exciting, but it's the narratives that build up, the possibility of ebb and flow that is its true strength. I know I'm preaching to the converted here. It's just I think that the emphasis should be on allowing people to have access to cricket and enjoy its gentler tempos, rather than trying to make it exciting to attract these mythical crowds of youths whose minds have been damaged to such an extent that they will only part with their cash with the promise of flashing lights.
Daft scenes at Cardiff the other day in a limited overs match, where some damp old coots were treated to a blast of 'Chase the Sun by Planet Funk every time the ball trickled to the boundary.
Trying to make it like foopball is not the answer.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Unfortunately they switched off shortwave for north america and you have to have XM/Sirrius for that which requires a subscription.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that since cricinfo is owned by ESPN we are at their whim for whatever snippets of coverage we might get. I can stream the Giro, legally for free and I can't even pay for TMS.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the extent to which youth has been corrupted is also exaggerated. Youth with no previous interest in cricket HAS been corrupted, which is a good thing. Gateway drug and all that. Not all will make the leap, but some is enough.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, I had to watch danica patrick get a milky top lip and bang on about how chocolate milk was good for you but still free cycling, not even paid for cricket.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, so I was wrong TMS is available worldwide via the website, but only for home games, which for now is fine.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
You mean like they do with television news?
Genie... bottle... bottle... genie... I fear
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Absolutely. All the youths that I know who have even a passing interest in cricket completely prefer Test to Twenty20 (which is curiously boring unless it's one of those infrequent thrillers). I just think that cricket administrators have had their minds so addled by marketing concepts that they think that the reason people aren't going to cricket is because it's not modern and flash enough. Whereas actually most people I know find that is in fact a very good reason to go to the cricket.
Genie... bottle... bottle... genie... I fear.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
You go to cricket in order to spend a day drinkin' and chillin' in the sun while a sporting drama slowly plays itself out in the surreally distant, almost incidental background
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I could phrase that even more poetically but you know what I mean etc etc.
the thwack of leather on willow, the spew of the drunken spectator
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
The crackle of plastic pint glasses underfoot
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
xposts
Twenty20 is boring for the same reason that one day games are boring - you are reducing cricket down to a batting game; bowling (or at least taking wickets) is not important in this form of the game, if you can simply contain your opponent's batting attack. In Test cricket you can't win unless you take all 20 wickets, so there is a wonderful balance at the heart of the game between needing to score runs and needing to defend your wicket. The narrative develops organically around that.
Obviously preaching to the converted, but that is basically why one day stuff has died a slow death and why Twenty20 may well go the same way. The danger is that the administrators will gut Test cricket chasing Twenty20 profits and then end up losing both because there won't be any players who want to play Test matches and no one paying to see Twenty20. Hopefully that is an extreme scenario...
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Doesn't really matter what we think does it? It's up Indian media moguls now.
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, while I know exactly why people talk about slower, gentler tempo of test matches xp, when you know a bit about cricket that ceases to be true and there's actually far more going on in a test and it becomes somehow faster. To my eyes nothing happens at all in the middle part of a one-day innings because all the subtler activity - field placings, the pitch, strategy of a bowler on a long stretch, etc - has been removed because it's not "exciting"
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Agree with that totally Ismael, well put.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
There is absolutely nothing happening in this Test, however.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
its early days.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
test matches shouldn't be over in 2/3 days
Judging by things thus far this one won't be over in 8 days though.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Bring on the dancing girls...
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Bring on the dancing girls horses...
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
and there's actually far more going on in a test and it becomes somehow faster.
This is true. Although there are slow periods of play, but these are interesting because you sense the teams battling for momentum, often testing each other's patience.
I was sitting next to a chap once at Lord's who had this knack of snoozing off and then waking up just when things were about to happen, then drifting off again. Must have watched so much cricket he was psychically linked to the tempo of the game.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Cook gets his century.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol nervous nineties
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
ravi just went 4-6-4(nearly c&b) who said nothing was happening?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
dude, nothing the fuck is happening, the pitch is fucking RIP, the batsmen are filling their boots, the bowlers are completely uninspired
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
100 for ravi, 3rd in a row against the windies
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Ravis is either gonna smash another 50 tonight or get out to a stupid shot.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
England should have bowled first, would have at least given the game a modicum of excitement
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Who'd be a bowler these days?
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
...and we might have learned something
bowling first would've been stupid and would've rightly have been criticised. England can(hopefully)put up a big score and put pressure on the WI and see how the pitch changes the last 3 days.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
but what's the point in doing that?
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
It'll really annoy Chris Gayle
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
the point is you try to win the test match and win the series 2-0. Not fart about with nonsensical experiments just "to see what happens". Thank fuck youre neither an england captain/coach.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not an experiment! It's bowling first. And it's probably the best way to ensure an England win rather than a draw.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
by watching the windies rattle up 500 on an "RIP pitch"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
a mentally-shot WI against a hungry England bowling attack? no chance.
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
it's not a good pitch but the WI aren't exactly trying to get much life out of it
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
basically i want our bowlers to be genuinely challenged coz that's where the ashes is being lost & won
Bopara out. Here's KP who needs a score.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
nope, it's jimmy as nighwatchmen to protect KP. Can he keep his run going etc.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
should do on this pitch
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
fidel is now flying
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
jimmy edges and it drops short of the keeper. edwards is making the pitch look wild now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
and there we go
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
You two are the Boycott and Agnew of ILX.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 15 May 2009 08:53 (fourteen years ago) link
looks like no play today
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 15 May 2009 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Jaggers and Pfunkboycs
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Friday, 15 May 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
tom d is much more boycottesque
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Is Boycott too stubborn to admit that he's dead already?
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I say: probably.
Lizzen, what I don't know about grigid threads - goundy grigid OR tezd grigid - isn't worth knowing, how many posts have you made to this grigid thread? You're rubbish you are.
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Roobish shurely?
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Bloody roobish at that!
Shocking shot by KP trying to hit a 6 to bring up his 50 and hes out caught.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 16 May 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link
this is a cracking spell by Broad, the way he got Sarwan out was the way Harmison used to bowl. God i wish Harmison could come back and bowl like this.Broad really is improving. He's become englands go to bowler with fred out.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 17 May 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Well done to strauss for implementing that plan and to broad for bowling superbly.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 17 May 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I think LJ mustve enjoyed that
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 17 May 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i enjoyed the way it sounded on the radio :P but credit to broad rather than strauss imo
anderson is england's go-to bowler imo
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Sunday, 17 May 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
well actually maybe not, anderson's probably still the strike man, and broad the turn-to man
anyway i am going to play some cricket of my own now
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Sunday, 17 May 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Was going to be playing today as well, but our match in Potter's Bar was cancelled :-(
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 17 May 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
So Broad and Anderson's bowling this match is making me feel slightly more optimistic about the Ashes. Get Freddie and Sidebottom in and that's a pretty menacing, as well as varied, attack.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 18 May 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I've seen more menace from turtles on valium than that proposed bowling attack.
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 May 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I can tell you're worried.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Monday, 18 May 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I actually had a nightmare last night, that England batted first in the first Ashes Test and scored 696, then Australia were 82-9 before Ben Hilfenhaus came in and smashed 77 to take them up to 240, then bowled England out for like 60 and chased 500-odd to win
I think the main nightmare was that England didn't enforce the follow-on tbh
Not sure about Sidebottom vs Australia; am thinking a second spinner wouldn't be the worst idea.
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, 18 May 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Anderson denied a 10-fer
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, 18 May 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link
No Symonds in Aussie Ashes squad strikes me as a big mistake.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 09:23 (fourteen years ago) link
^otm i fukkin hate watson btw u_u
― wilter, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 09:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Watson is not very good, so on that front I'm all for him being selected.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Sidebottom's done, I reckon. I hope I'm wrong, as we could use a bit of variety, but I think those niggling reoccuring injuries might have reduced him to a pie-thrower, at least vs Aus.
There's no way that Flintoff will be fit for the whole series, but an attack of Anderson/Broad/Flintoff/Swann + one other might give us a chance in a couple of tests.. The 'one other' could be Panesar for Cardiff and possibly the Oval. But he's got to get some confidence back. I fear it will be Onions, who will need to tighten up considerably against the likes of Ponting, Hughes and Clarke. Possible outsider: Woakes?
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I think Tremlett must still be in with a chance too.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
One person definitely not in the running is Chris Lewis...
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Rumour (via a cab driver who knew him - make of that what you will) has it that he developed quite an addiction, to crack I think it was, ran up terrible debts which he had to pay off in the form of being a mule, which was when he got caught. Lived with his mum when he lost his money, a la Merson.
Casts a slightly different light to Surrey signing him as a 'specialist' 20/20 batsman last year.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Poor bloke. I always liked him as a player, he was a real talent, but like so many others of that era he was a victim of selectoral inconsistency.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
But also a complete arse and not a team man...
Tremlett? If he plays another test I'll be surprised.
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Chris Tremlett, aside from anything else, always impressed me on the field because of his great resemblance to a Victorian fast bowler in build. Something about how high his trousers were and his large upper body. If he grows mutton chop whiskers I think he should be reselected no matter what.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link
There should be more extravagant facial hair in cricket generally, a la Merv the Swerve, Boony or Thommo.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Lewis was always a loser who wasn't interested in knuckling down and improving himself. He never delivered, he was given way too many chances than he deserved for England. Simply he was not good enough. He also pulled out of more England squads than Rangers players pulled out of Scotland squads.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/062004/053007.player.jpg
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
x-post Herman OTM
Problem with Tremlett is that he is about as threatening as Derek Pringle was.
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link
bring back kabir ali obv
― cumlord smedley (country matters), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Pretty much, yes. It's a shame he didn't combine the looks of a Victorian fast bowler with an aptitude for hurling down fiery snorters with the benefit of arms like gigantic hams.
He does on occasion bowl a very good line and get some decent bounce, but his speed was yawnsome.
― The Fairy Josser (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i loved derek pringle!! He got wickets and could bat a bit for England. He was a lucky player, always nice to have.
I was thinking the other day about players that weren't that talented but i still adored. Players who did something for England but weren't seen as the top players. like Allan Lamb(went 7 years without a century then did actually become our best player in the early 90s), Mike Brearley who was a terrific captain, my own personal faves Derek Randall and Eddie Hemmings!!!
I adored these guys as much as i did botham and gower.
Anyone else got any personal faves?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
even Alec Stewart at the start of his career people said he wasnt a good enough batsmen or keeper, who then promptly shoved all that down the naysayers throats, which is why persevering with Prior might be worth it (he might even be good enough to just bat for england and have foster keep if Prior doesnt improve behind the sticks.)
I used to like Chris Tavare too but I doubt LJ would have approved of his style.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
fave bowler = Gladstone Small. Liked Neil Foster too until he betrayed us to go to SA in the apartheid years with Gatting.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone remember Norman Cowans or Bill Athey?
Aussie players I liked Wayne Philips (the one that got out hitting allan lambs boot and gower took the catch, not the guy of the same name that played against us a few years later)
Merv Hughes ruled too.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i remember them all
tavare was a hero and derek randall was obscenely talented
― cumlord smedley (country matters), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I have Merv's autograph, he was signing them at a Gloucs match prior to the disastrous (from and England POV) '89 Ashes tour.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Pringle was possibly the worst player to play over 20 tests for anybody!
Batting average was 15 from 30 tests (one half century), and bowling average a mere 70 wickets at 35.
By comparison, Jimmy Anderson has a batting average of 13.6 from 37 tests.
It shows how we've moved on from the dark days of the late 80's./early 90's I guess.
― Dr.C, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
great day to be a worcestershire fan
― cumlord smedley (country matters), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
KP injured achilles and out of the ODI series.http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8059984.stm
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Graeme Hick needs to come out of retirement quick sharp.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Neil Hannon to release cricket themed album, I learn from radio 4 this morning:http://blog.musicomh.com/musicomh/2009/04/neil-hannons-cricket-pop-with-the-duckworth-lewis-method.html
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Thursday, 21 May 2009 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Not nearly enough songs about cricket
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 May 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link
"Meeting Mr Miandad" is good but "Kicking Mr Miandad Up The Arse" would be better.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
My friend has been going on about that album at me for ages.
― Noodle Vadge (country matters), Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://content.cricinfo.com/wt202009/content/current/story/406227.html^Should be turned back at customs at heathrow.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link
More meaningful than an England vs West Indies ODI, through.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link
id like to see ODI's totally reduced to one per series and no more than 3 20/20s.
There's far too many ODI's and id love it to die off and 20/20s to not replace it with 7 matches of that instead.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, ODIs have had there time. Awful, awful stuff for the most part. Would be happy if they were wholly replaced with 20/20 matches, which at least cut straight to the chase without all the tedious fannying about that characterises the middle part of most one-day innings.
― ears are wounds, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Disagree. I think ODIs retain some sort of purpose, but they should be drastically reduced. 3-match series at a maximum. In fact, 3-match rubbers for Twenty20s as well.
― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
7 ODI's or 7 20/20's are far too much. as are 5. 2 or 3 20/20's should be the max. But they're money spinners and are more popular with the public than test matches so there's just going to be more and more.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
3 ODI's and 3 20/20s in a tour is still too much.
Disagree. Unless you wanna cut that down to 2 of each
― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link
1 each would be enough for me
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Not sure what purpose ODIs serve in the 20/20 era. Both are shortened "more exciting" forms of the game, 20/20 works better than day night after work and given the amount of tinkering that has been done with ODIs to keep them "interesting" (powerplay nonsense) I'm not sure what the point is.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
There hasn't been an ODI double-hundred yet! When that happens, time for byebye maybe. :P
― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Somerset seem to have unearthed a new legspinner. More importantly, he has an awesome, awesome name: MAX WALLER
although tbf it only works if spoken in an American accent
― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lol Andrew "Disciplinary issues" Symonds
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link
― Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link
He's like the Amy Winehouse of the Cricket world, amirite?
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
more the oliver reed
― Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Wrestling naked with Ricky Ponting in front of an open fire.
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
^ evil
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link
...or erotic?
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Thursday, 4 June 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Women In Lord's
― Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
drunk in charge of a fishing rod
― whatever, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
lol so i'm going to this, let's nail us some dutchmen
― Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Friday, 5 June 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
as it were
england really wasting that good start
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought David Gedge bowled really well.
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
162-5 no sixes and only 13 fours. Hardly any runs off the last 5 overs. Holland very much in this. They look delighted.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
It should be enough as it's only Holland but it's not good enough after the start they had. England have no chance of winning the world cup.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Holland look like winning and its raining and are ahead on duckworth-lewis
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i was just about to ask how are we doing, cause i can't even understand those scoring lines. as long as we're winning it's fine by me.
― Ludo, Friday, 5 June 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Holland need 47 from 42 balls with 6 wkts left
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
so the England guy that throws the balls is trying to hit a wicket right?
― Ludo, Friday, 5 June 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Englands fielding has been abysmal
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
some of the worst fielding ever, england wont win this
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
absolutely disgusting fielding there. shameful
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck off england you useless fuckers.losers.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
England are officially a joke now.
That was comical in the extreme. Lost their heads. I must admit I find it hard to care - but let's hope this 20/20 doesn't set the tone for the summer the way the one in 2005 against the Aussies did.
― GamalielRatsey, Friday, 5 June 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
yay! i guess. but since this was so close, i guess "we" sucked as hard as the English, except there are only 6000 people playing this sport here anyway. (we probably threw around some passports for anyone who was interested in playing for us)
― Ludo, Friday, 5 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Lot of pressure on the Dutch at the end there and they didn't crack, so completely deserved winners I reckon.
― GamalielRatsey, Friday, 5 June 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I think there may be a few saffas on the Dutch side, but I hope there's plenty of focus on how well Holland played, despite how woeful England were, they were ace.
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Absolutely, the win was utterly deserved. England middle order poor, english fielding dreadful, but the Dutch played really, really well.
― Matt, Friday, 5 June 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WORLD TWENTY20
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP English Cricket, heaven needed another 5-0 Ashes whitewash
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
reporting to you from dutch media, players trying to remain in their underdog role "we were lucky" but also dreaming of the final! ("that's my birthday!")
― Ludo, Saturday, 6 June 2009 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Eng-er-land lost to....the Dutch??? Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
― S Wine Floozie (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 6 June 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I heard it was because of Holland's "Total Cricket" strategy...
― snoball, Saturday, 6 June 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link
7 overs a side is farcical, no? Still, decent total by Scotland.
― dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Saturday, 6 June 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, it's nonsense, I remember some friends going to a Twenty20 a couple of years ago which was rained into a five over per side match. But it gives a good chance for the underdogs to cause, well, not exactly an upset, because it's almost like flipping a coin, but put the cat amongst the pigeons a bit.
― GamalielRatsey, Saturday, 6 June 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
English cricket - bringing the lulz since 1882.
― Gordon Brown Reason to Live (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 June 2009 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link
i watched about an hour of the game in the pub yesterday while playing pool and actually found it fairly exciting. How queer.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 6 June 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
also lol england, fucking holland?!
I. Was. There.
― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Saturday, 6 June 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
all-time A+ lulz almighty
Anyway, you can argue that Australia just got even more comprehensively mullered by a non-team. Cricket = beautiful.
― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Saturday, 6 June 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
4.1
Lee to Gayle, SIX, One mighty wallop! He cleared the front hit and thwacked it high and over midwicket. Into the school beyond the boundary. What a whack that was.
4.2
Lee to Gayle, no run, yorker around the off stump, dug out to the off side
4.3
Lee to Gayle, SIX, Oh boy what a violent six this was .. Immense fun ... It was the slower one but he picked it up early, waited for it, cleared the front foot and killed it over long-on. Hope the school kids are not wandering around the stadium. It crashed into the roof .. what a big big hit ....
4.4
Lee to Gayle, no run, he moves towards off, comes back into position to dig out a yorker to the off side
4.5
Lee to Gayle, (no ball) FOUR, Violence refuses to abate at The Oval. Gayle is wreaking havoc. Lee, from round the stumps this time, serves one full delivery outside off and Gayle crashes it over covers in his inimitable style. What's more, it's a free hit too
Lee to Gayle, FOUR, That has almost decapitated Fletcher. It was full and outside off, Gayle murdered it past the startled Fletcher who dived to the ground. Blink. The ball is picked up from the long-off boundary. Lee is bleeding here. What can he do to stop this man?
4.6
Lee to Gayle, SIX, As it turns out, he can do nothing but watch Gayle dismiss him everywhere around the ground. It was a short delivery, Gayle opened up his stance, kept his front foot outside leg and smashed it high into the midwicket stands.The white ball is flying all over.
― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Saturday, 6 June 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Chris Gayle: wasn't lying about Twenty20
― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Saturday, 6 June 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I dont care about tests cos i'm ace at slogging it.
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 6 June 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
TBF It takes a team with fierce drive and a legendary work ethic to overcome Australia.
― Scrum of the Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 June 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
4.5Lee to Gayle, FOUR, That has almost decapitated Fletcher. It was full and outside off, Gayle murdered it past the startled Fletcher who dived to the ground. Blink. The ball is picked up from the long-off boundary. Lee is bleeding here. What can he do to stop this man?
A brutal shot. Sky stats showed it travelled off the bat at over 90mph. Not bad when the ball was travelling around that speed before it hit the willow. Could never work the maths but that's some force at work.
― whatever, Saturday, 6 June 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
just watched the highlights gayle omg
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 6 June 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
England with 3 changes from Friday's team. KP back in (and therefore out again very quickly with a duck). Mask-her-anus and Swann in for Morgan and Sidebottom.
Pakistan have a 79% win ratio in international T20, England 37%. No pressure then....
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Botham: 'both teams want to win tonight'
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
1.2 overs - WICKET Bopara ct Malik b Aamir
good start
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
DON'T PATRONISE US WITH YR LACKADAISICAL FIELDING
― Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit was that 7 balls then or what?
― Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
nudging singles: clever batting tactics by England...
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
shah a complete liability
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
this fielding is appalling, i dread to think what englands will be like.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
gul great bowling
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
one down, nine to go
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
broad 2 in 2...
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
this is crunch time, afridi can win it all on his own or england get him out cheap. But they gotta get him quickly.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
aww man how did that not go to a fielder, afridi escapes
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
and again
not wanting to tempt fate (england fan, goes with the territory) but this is looking quite good...
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
mind you at this run rate it would need to be one of the best innings of all timexpost
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
the Holland vs Pakistan game might be a cracker if the Dutch can play as well as they did against England.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
england have obliged in the past...
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
AFRIDI OUT!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
afridi "been swinging like a rusty gate"
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
he really did look out of form though, im shocked by that innings
agreed. his bowling had me worried though, good variation, seemed to pin england back.
i think pakistan assumed they would beat netherlands hence the two young players in their team. if i weren't english i'd be pissed off with their selection and play
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
england got the selection wrong against the dutch too.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
argh now bopara drops a dolly
shocking
But i think it's safe to say that no-one in this group is going to win the cup.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
That bopara drop really is the worst I've ever seen.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Believe... ;-)
xp
― whatever, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
bopara was looking at the screen
I can't believe how bad Pakistan have been.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Pakistan have always been a knocked out on the 1st round or get to the finals team. Bizarre for a country with so many talented players. But typical of them. Must be frustrating for Pakistan fans.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
and England qualify due to the horsing they gave Pakistan
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Ireland claim another Test scalp, can't we just give 'em Morgan and Joyce back and let 'em play a Test series against Bangladesh?
― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Was beginning to look like the Aussies were gonna blow Sri Lanka away but that was a brilliant over by mendes and ponting bamboozled by spin and clean bowled with only 1 run off it I think.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
like holding's over to boycott amirite
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
and he's done it again
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not even turning much. Haddin looks very comfortable against spin but ponting and watson didnt.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
nearly a run out there
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
that was a belter of a slow ball there by Malinga
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
david hussey assault waiting to happen tho
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Sri Lanka seem to have the best bowling attack in this tourney so far but batting not as good as India or SA.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Gayle vs Sri Lanka could be a really good contest later
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
wow what a catch
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
79-5 after 12.2
now its your fave set of brothers at the crease louis
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Thats a wonderful 6
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
and thats out
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Mendis really is quality
David Hussey's favourite player is Mike Hussey. Mike Hussey's favourite player? Allan Border.
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i laughed when it came up
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
just sat there watching and expected him to return the favour and then he says Border and i burst out laughing
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
ok that was a huge six
mitchell johnson going mental
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
These 2 might get them to a decent total if they keep going like that
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
SL kinda letting it slip a bit
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah some real big hitting has got the Aussies back in this with a respectable and competitive score considering where they were.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
johnson is like some sort of big horrible bogeyman
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i think we will be saying that all summer
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link
that was my implication yes
he scares me
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
this is a terrific 50 by Dilshan, good cricket shots and not just slogging.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
the shot to get his 50 was cheeky in the extreme
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 8 June 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
he is a fine gentleman
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
This game isnt over yet now with that wicket. Run rates slowed now dilshan is gone.Another wicket or 2 and the aussies will prob win as the sri lankan tail isnt as long as the aussies.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
another one goes. Sri Lanka struggling with spin now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Aussies have a good chance now.
wow 2 sixes in 2 balls. that changes everything
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Aussies need a wicket or 2 quick now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Aussies getting desperate now claiming a catch that the batsmen never got near touching.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
and a wicket. this is gonna be very close
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
need a few boundaries or the aussies are gonna win
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
and a six off the last ball of lee's over! 3 overs left
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
you're really living this, aren'tcha :D
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
24 to win off 18 balls
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
its more fun than watching england getting horsed
always better to see the aussies crying. fingers crossed.
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
2 weeks in Leicester for Ponting & co
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
poor leicester
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Im not looking forwarded to a properly motivated Chris Gayle knocking englands bowlers all around the ground.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
ok how is that not a wide
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
this isn't over btw
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
AND A HUGE SIX
ok it is now
IT IS NOW
and a wide
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
wheels coming off
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
6 needed from 9 balls
field has to come in so one over the top shot and its a boundary and all over
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
text commentary t/s: ilx vs bbc vs cricinfo
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
and there it goes
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
anderson will have him...
but i'm not sure it's a forgone conclusion which group england will get into. still depends on the pak v ned game. bbc sport doesn't have england lined up yet for any particular super 8 games.
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahah look at pontings face there
xp Deffo not the BBC
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Nice to see the SL players grinning on the bench...
need a gif of Ponting there
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
6 wickets in 6 balls and the aussies win..
haha a wide
what a way to go out
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
wide to finish it. lovely
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
no doubt they will say its better preparation for the ashes just like England were preparing the same statement after the Holland defeat
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
and a recording of his post-match interview.
"look mate...."
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
WI, SA, India, England. Good luck England!
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
need a gif request thread
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Group EIndiaEnglandWest IndiesSouth Africa
England will not get anywhere near getting out of that.SA first then India the WI last game
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
still no guarantee england wins their group
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
'mon holland
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
they'll have to put an armed guard on Intikhab Alam's door amirite
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
need a biggish win for either pak or ned.
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
So the start of something big for Dutch cricket, or an abberation?
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 8 June 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
any win for ned mon ami
― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
of course - go oranjes (or pakistan win the toss and hit 250)
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
biggest danger to netherlands = umar gul and his yorkers
― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
gul was excellent against england
― whatever, Monday, 8 June 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Bjottlers
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, looking suspiciously like Scotland - played well in their opening game, ruthlessly dispatched by the sort of team we expect to demolish us.
― dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
SA v. NZ should be tasty, even though there is nothing to play for.
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
If i were NZ I'd be pissed off at missing out on the free hit when the umpires failed to spot that there was only 3 fielders in the circle in the 2nd last over.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
always wondered why fixtures in the super 8 were lined up before all the key fixtures were completed.
http://www.ecb.co.uk/news/world/icc-world-twenty20-2009/format/
wouldn't have mattered if pakistan had scored 300 and bowled netherlands out for 3, england were always seeded B2. only change to the pre-seedings is that instead of australia we get west indies.
going to be interesting next round. someone (and of course we presume england) is going to have a howler. tonight's s.a/n.z. game was a great one, showing you don't have to slog out all the time for 2020 to be compelling.
i'm not sure it's a foregone conclusion that england will lose all three. WI and to a lesser degree SA are there to be beaten. I'd be amazed if India don't win the tournament.
― whatever, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Some cracking batting here from SL
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
kiss of death there
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, funny commentary:
Ian Bishop (as Jayasuriya plays and misses): Could this be the end of his career, the eyesight goes, you miss where once you could hit?
next ball
Ian Bishop (as Jayasuriya wangs it for six over square leg): Wonderful shot! Could this be the start of his revival after a slump in form!
other comm (as Jayasuriya steps back in his crease a bit): And that is what he has to do more and more as he gets older with the brisker bowlers, just step back in his crease - he doesn't quite have the time that he once had.
(as Jayasuriya then wangs the ball through point): And that's what makes him so good! A step back in the crease just gives him that extra time so that he can do that to you!
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I love Ian Bishop - probably the best player I ever saw play for Derbyshire
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Same here, although unfortunately I never saw him at a ground. He's a good commentator as well.
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw him play at Queens park and he tore through the tail end of....can't remember...in the space of about 3 overs, absolutely brutal.
I wonder what Karl Krikken's up to now, he was lovably mental (and also v v good)
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
So head says SA, heart says England this evening. We have won the toss at least...
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
my bottle of bombardier english premium bitter says "come on!"
need to bat steyn and parnell out of the attack as gayle did to brett lee. i hope so anyway.
still don't understand why owais shah makes the T20 team
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
nice start. ravi, the honeymoon is over.
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
nice one luke. watching the ball would help.
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
no worries though, shah's here to hit 20 in 30 deliveries, hogging the strike.
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
and 2 run outs
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
one off the fourth over of the power play.
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
England Women vs India at Taunton looks much more promising.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
kp gone, but scored 19 out of the 25 we'd got....
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I vote we replace our big time charlies with the Womens team.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Comparing Shah to the womens team is an insult to women!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I know, our opening batswoman has 2020 average of 55.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Can also take wickets with and ODI av of 21.5
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
crowd booing shah there? the guy who never comes forward...
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
more boos
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
did anyone remind shah this isn't a 50 over game?
why shah is anywhere near an england squad i'll never know. He's far worse than Vaughan,Bell etc at their very worst
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
He mustve went to the proper university since louis defends him ;)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
He is a liability. And if he manages to stay in for more than two overs scoring runs without actually getting run out he gets cramp.
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
don't forget hussain's commentary: "two great players of spin in at the moment"
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
that not a no ball? and if he'd been caught from it? suppose it would put us out of our misery. time for another beer...
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
megaboos now
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
full toss and a six for shah!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
nice that shah took the strike there
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
and another!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
such an underrated batsman ;-)
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
and a four!!
England win by 10 wickets, 26 balls to spare.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
what a boo can do....
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
and another four!!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
England basically have to try hit boundaries every ball just to make a decent score
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
the women's team is a lot more to be proud of
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
170 has to be the min score to make a game of it and I still think SA would make that comfortably.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
To be fair the lost to Australia in the Warmup and India, bizarrely, hadn't played 2020 before coming here.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Good score on this ground is 180. I reckon you need 200 against SA. So 100-120 off 8 overs....
If they play well they'll get 150.
And SA will go past that after 12 overs.
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
but at least shah is making a fight of it now, that's all you can ask from anyone
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Noooo, should be maska anus in now, not foster.
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it's pretty fair to say this game is over
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
yes but there's a morbid thrill holding me to the sofa
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
mindless
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I think if I get back home during a summer I shall go and see an england womens game. Might be quite good.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
at least they win
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
England will be lucky if they make 100 now. It's up to Shah to get England to a not quite as embarrassing score.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
you called it...
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
broad the hero?
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dying swann
― whatever, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
SA will knock off the runs required in under 10 overs
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
oh dear. India and WI will be licking their lips.
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Pathetic,England will not win any games.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
almost made it through 20 overs at least.
― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I gotta say it was a good day.
― Posters that beg the Question: What the Hell were You THINKING? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Pathetic,England will not win any games
This guy otm tho.
― Posters that beg the Question: What the Hell were You THINKING? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
bring the boys back home
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Sunday, 14 June 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
D/L, damp, darkness and floodlights, truly this is the future of cricket.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
brilliant keeping again by foster
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
bravo stumped!
need a few more wkts tho, still think WI will be favourites
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
you know who is out there
18 needed from 14. WI gonna win
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i hate losing to the WI with their despicable attitude to cricket this year
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
they have had a brilliant attitude to twenty20, give them their due
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
It's unpatriotic and all, but I'd probably rather see WI in the semis than England. Sad to see Colly looking so gutted though.
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
not enough batting by england from over 11 onwards. broad should have been in before swann and possibly also foster. i'd rather not see WI in the semis. england have been inconsistent in their play but proper in their attitude. SA to win.
― whatever, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Who'd've thought South Africa would choke in the semis?
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 June 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, not I
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Thursday, 18 June 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously, even if they lose the final, there is just one, ONE fucking choice for SPOTY team of the year
so proud of ya
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Australia done got PUNK'D
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the most enjoyable match of the T20 world cup so far. Why they dont take singles to give gayle the strike is beyond me.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
lol one man bestriding entire innings like colossus
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
South Africa didn't really 'choke' - Pakistan has some great players. Their best form can beat anybody.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 June 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
This has been an absolutely terrific tournament, btw - brilliant fielding, lots of interesting maneuvering with bat and ball (not really seen a lot of 20/20 before this tournament so excuse my lack of experience with it).
Great to see a sport developing in interesting lines the way cricket has been and I'm curious to see how this will impact upon the way test cricket is played (if it doesn't kill it off first ho ho)
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
people will be all scooping good-length swinging deliveries over their shoulder to fine-leg for a single
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, he's the only man on the boundary, but a scoop's a scoop
― xyzzzz__, Friday, June 19, 2009 8:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
odds on that on their best form they can't beat sri lanka. SA choked big style against spin in the middle overs.
interesting points though about the development of T20 - when it started it was a batsman-friendly slog fest, but this has been a tournament of bowling. shame about SA as Parnell was the best bowler of the tournament (Gul and Aamir ran him close). yet england's failure was down to batting deficiencies - we are behind the times as ever.
― whatever, Friday, 19 June 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
aamir? madness.
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
best bowlers are in the best teams and he's 17. not as destructive as angelo tonight but still well in control, great rhythm and pace.
― whatever, Friday, 19 June 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
aamir has been distinctly second-tier. gul, mendis, parnell, afridi have been the unquestionable bowling stars
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
hell, even graeme swann's ahead of aamir
i kinda <3 swanny but still this is unbiased judgement
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Malinda's the best guy I've seen, though admittedly my access to the tournament has been limited. I've been very impressed with the format, much to my surprise. 40 or 50-over cricket is surely dead in the water, but test cricket looks even tastier to me because it requires basically the opposite qualities to 20/20.
(As an aside, how do we feel about a separate Ashes thread? This one's getting quite long, and on the off-chance that we get another classic I kind of feel that it should be properly documented for future generations)
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 19 June 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Malinga? Huh?
Also, there's a thread on COGH for the Ashes. With my name in it. :D
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
aamir has been distinctly young for an international tourney. and while no major fireworks also no major embarrassment.
and please save me from the cantona-afridi axis of evil. it's a wankfest too far.
― whatever, Friday, 19 June 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
malinga has been excellent
― whatever, Friday, 19 June 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Malinga has been good, if not quite up to the standard he set during the last 50-over WC. If he's the best guy you've seen, you've been ignoring large swathes of SL's bowling innings, especially the bits involving spinners.
Aamir has 'done well for a 17 year-old', sure, but this still doesn't justify the pedestal you put him on. I'd say quite a few decent 17 year-old bowlers would do ok if they had Afridi and Gul bowling alongside 'em.
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i watch lots of cricket. malinga has bowled well this tournament and SL are still in it.
it's not an aamir pedestal, but your argument that he's only as good as the bowlers around him misses the point that his captain was prepared to let him open the overs against the tournament favourites, before afridi/gul bowled. and ok he didn't take 4 wickets but nor did he fk his team up.
― whatever, Friday, 19 June 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a very good argument to suggest that opening the bowling is the least pressurised or important bowling role in this format of the game, hence why folks like Darren Sammy, Kieron Pollard, James Anderson lol joeks or Sanath Jayasuriya have taken the new ball in this tournament. Aamir bowls left-arm, which is already gonna get you some freebies, even at top-level. IIRC he got somewhat pasted vs. England's oh-so inept T20 batting line-up.
Malinga's been good but he's also been far more expensive than usual. Would dig out the stats but can't be asked.
It's one thing not fucking up, another thing entirely winning matches. Neither Aamir nor Malinga has really struck a decisive blow.
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
team game
― whatever, Saturday, 20 June 2009 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Aamer wasn't really any worse than the rest of the bowlers against England and that was his first game so I'd cut him a bit of slack. He's definitely bowled a lot better since but is hardly threatening, just a tidy bowler to have as an opener.
― Chubinder, Saturday, 20 June 2009 07:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Also Pakistan are more than capable of beating Sri Lanka on a good day, but all these years of supporting them makes me pretty sure they wont have two good games in a row. They're both pretty evenly matched otherwise. They've both gotten by on some pretty sub par batting performances only to be saved by their bowling.
― Chubinder, Saturday, 20 June 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Also! Comical Pakistani fielding is hardly worth noting anymore, but this made me laugh and laugh and laughhttp://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/105000/105043.jpg
― Chubinder, Saturday, 20 June 2009 07:41 (fourteen years ago) link
At least Pakistan seem to have five or six batsmen who can turn it on, rather than Sri Lanka's three. And yeah, whatever's team game point taken. I've only got issue with those who would choose those particular bowlers for the pedestal! I'm not quibbling their selection or their contributions.
It'll be a good final, because both sides have superlative T20 bowlers.
I didn't see that incident bit apparently it was A+ lolz. Stick to bowling Umer
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Saturday, 20 June 2009 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll say this: Malinga would be close to a world T20 XI. Maybe even in it.
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Saturday, 20 June 2009 07:48 (fourteen years ago) link
go on then cards on the table, the best 3 bowlers of the tournament country matters?
― whatever, Saturday, 20 June 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
gul, mendis, parnell, afridi have been the unquestionable bowling stars
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 22:32 (2 days ago) Bookmark
take out afridi perhaps
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Sunday, 21 June 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
also, more importantly, hurrah for the fairer sex
England Women should be playing in The Ashes, they'd have a better chance. And as a bonus, since Collingwood is a girl so he can stay.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 June 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
*limp grammar jibe*
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Sunday, 21 June 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
more human beings like claire taylor kthx
i mean she's gotta be frontrunner for SPOTY, fuck Button
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Sunday, 21 June 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(intentional)
England Women should be playing in The Ashes, they'd have a better chance.
Er, they did. And they won.
And as a bonus, since Collingwood is a girl so he can stay.
And none of the men's test team are test players, yeah we know.
― whatever, Sunday, 21 June 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey lads, I'm only warming up.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 June 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
That's fine, we're waiting.
― whatever, Sunday, 21 June 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link
well done on sri lankas dodgy lower order for getting a competitive score after being 70-6 and looking well beaten. Pakistan should still win if they dont lose early wickets but with sri lanka's good bowling attack its a competitive score at least.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
this is too easy for Pakistan
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
boring final
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the crowd are quiet. Need a few wickets to fall quick to at least try make it more difficult for pakistan to win.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
finally the crowd, realising its allover, have woken up and are celebrating
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
just like football world cups, a great tourney with a boring one-sided final as one team underperforms. Sri Lanka were never in with a chance,Pakistan always ahead and thoroughly deserved winners. Congrats to Pakistan.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Time for Official Ashes Cricket Thread 2009: England Vs Australia
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 June 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Raises the prospect of day night tests
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Andre Nel's a rum character isn't he? I mean, I'd seen him bowl in Tests, and knew about his suppsed alter-ego Gunter, but I went to the first day of Middlesex v Surrey yesterday and his oddness really stood out.
Following through to have words nearly every ball. HOWLING with despair when he felt that, if the batsman had played a different stroke and the ball had been a bit better, he might have got a wicket.
On one occasion when the ball flew through quite close to off stump he fell over as if shot, curled into a ball and started and went AAAAARGGGGHHGHH. He did get Shah's wicket next ball though, so maybe it worked.
Most amusingly of all he tried a weird double action for one delivery, which completely put him off his stride, the batsman, quite understandably, pulled out of the shot and moved away from the crease, the ball looped very slowly and very wide out of the top of Nel's hand, and eventually trickled into the perplexed batsman's toes. Whereupon Nel gave a MASSIVE shout for lbw. I think he was joking. I hope he was.
Highlight of the day - a 200 ball 48 from Billy Godleman. Jesus. Shah was good though.
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
And Harmison delivers a brute of a ball to Phil Hughes who can only fend it off to gully apparently. Should England play Harmison?
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i say yes others say no
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:57 (fourteen years ago) link
if we lose the 1st test he might get back in
Onions gets Ponting for 1 as well - loose waft apparently. I'd like to see Harmison play because I enjoy it when he sticks it up 'em so to speak, but I suppose selectors want people who'll repay them sticking with them, something Harmison has consistently failed to do. And, apart from the memorable opening spell at Lord's and those two amazing balls at Edgbaston (Clarke and Kasprowicz obv) he was our weakest fast bowler, in an admittedly strong attack. I say 'apart from', obviously they were all absolutely crucial moments.
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link
the slow ball that got clarke was the pivotal moment in the series 4 years ago. That was the moment i realised we could win.I'll always thank him for that. Hes so frustrating as he has so much talent
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
That Nel post is quite superb.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Andre rouses the Cardus in us all
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/8128701.stm
ICC, please stop fucking around.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
this is how nazi germany happened
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"Some Test matches finish in four days and some in five and we want as many people as possible to turn up to these matches. We want Test matches in certain countries India to be more spectator-friendly," said Morgan.
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember reading about a four day day night test match during the beer hall putsch, exactly the moment it started.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Nazis were always going on about the Four Hundred Year Reich Four Day Test
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Quite a good barney going on on Sky just now, the Lancashire CC chief exec blaming everyone else (including the players!) for the match being abandoned on his waterlogged ground
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
can we plz acknowledge the forward strides of afghanistani cricket
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
If you weren't too lazy to link to this then yes, we could.
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
they totally won the 4-day game by 1 wicket, it was thrilling
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
should prob link to this too then, eh?
absolutely thrilled for them.
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
In Affectionate Remembrance of Dutch Cricket Which Died At Amstelveen on 26th August 2009Deeply lamented by a small circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintancesR.I.PNB: The body will be cremated, and the ashes taken to Afghanistan
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Apparently Andy Flower was this close to playing the Headingley Test, before Prior's back sorted itself out
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 3 September 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Wouldn't he have to become English first?
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 September 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I agree with head honco from the Lancashire CC - the only reason why it was called off is because England is SOFT (because they knew we had them beaten in the first game before it rained) and because Australia is almost as SOFT as well. In the good old days, someone like a Lillee or a Merv would be out on the pitch screaming "POMMMMMMIIIEEESSSS COME OUT AND PLAAAAA-AY!!"
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 September 2009 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyway, I knew the lads from Kabul had it in them.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 September 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link
wow we're fucking destroying the poms in the one dayers. the selectors must be so proud of what they've acheived over there <3
― wilter, Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
ODIs is the only type of Cricket that matters.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
otm
http://i29.tinypic.com/102wnrr.jpg
― wilter, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Ponting retires from international Twenty20s, undermines dignity by namechecking club sides:
"While I will no longer be available for Australian Twenty20 cricket, I look forward to playing with Tasmania's KFC Big Bash team where possible and to fulfilling my contract with the Kolkata Knight Riders in the Indian Premier League."
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 September 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link
They don't call it ODI Match Special.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Got to love those Tasmanian KFC Big Bash guys, good on you Punter.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link
If KBP were awake, he'd tell you that KFC Big Bash is the pinnacle of Australian culture
― kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
...and he'd probably be right
Nah, it's beer snakes during an ODI match.
Good night!
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
― kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Why does Shah get anywhere near any England squads? He's the worst player ever to play for England in recent times. Cant believe there was actual morons who campaigned for him to get a chance. He's fucking useless.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
TS: Kenny Miller vs Owais Shah
― kevision questler (country matters), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Scottish football vs English one-day cricket
man you should see some of the corny as fuk advertisements he's on on australian tv -_-
― wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
so yuh that doesn't surprise me
The kids in Mumbai are right, Test matches are old hat. ODIs are back! THREE-NIL!!!
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Cameron White should stay in at No. 3 btw. Ricky can have the rest of the tour off.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 September 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Please, folks, a big hand for your Natwest Series winners!!
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/Rs6nfdHJuRI/AAAAAAAAANc/VuNfdaqGmR4/s1600-h/1077519.jpg
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Shah hits form!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
hell freezes over too
pigs in the sky celebrating Owais Shah
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
out for 98..
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf england, a win again and SA are out!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
how the fuck did this happen lol
never in doubt
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
sting in the TAIL
― kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
nice to see a bit of fight from england. gonna have to take early wkts though or its in vein
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
vein?
i know what i meant
would help if we knew how to run between the wickets etc etc
anyway, will require good bowling now
― kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
omg worcestershire just signed SHAKIB AL HASAN
this makes me so happy it is unreal
also India are getting mashed at home after winning the toss XD
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link
If Sachin Tendulkar scores 200 runs in an ODI and Louis is not around, does it make a sound?
― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link
He's the man, but I'd dispute the Beeb's assertion that he's the finest batsman to have played the game.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
was going to bump this thread actually, and echo neil's sentiments
― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Agreed. Not really suggesting him as an alternative, but I saw some footage of Archie Jackson last year - Scottish born Australian batsman, contemporary with Bradman. Died v young of tuberculosis.
Not only was extraordinarily graceful and athletic, lithe almost, but he looked completely different to every other batsman for the reason, easy to discern to the modern eye, that he looked, to the degree that this is commensurate with grace/athleticism etc, looked like a batsman of today.
Extraordinary to watch and curiously moving.
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link
tried to watch the highlights of this on youtube. damn, the BBCI works fast.
― jabba hands, Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
*BCCI. anyway there's one clip of the celebrations set to some boshing music.
― jabba hands, Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link
IPL is live on ITV4 this year...interesting
― queen of the rapping scene (acoleuthic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
In this warm-up game instead of the conventional method of trying to bowl Bangladesh out so they can bat again, England have gone the other route and tried to give them as many runs as possible to encourage them to declare so we can bat again. Isn't this, ah, rather an interesting take on competitive sport? I mean, I know these warm-up games are often just contrived ways of giving a side match practice but 111 off 5 overs for Cook (bowling this is)? 78 off 4 for Carberry? What the hell kind of practice is this anyway?
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link
it's only a warm-up game
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, maybe, still pretty shoddy I think. Bit patronising to Bangladesh as well, several Test players in there and it's a warm up game for them as well.
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i gotta say, my problem with it is minimal, although maybe some of the stronger nations wouldn't have resorted to such tactics...cook is a new captain
good game for tredwell and trott, not to mention raqibul, who i'd written off
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Fair enough. Not worried about KP either, he usually rises to big occasions and has occasionally failed to rise to smaller ones. Tho he might well be concerned i suppose.
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link
drop him and play steven davies imo
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47445000/jpg/_47445447_sp_466.jpg
What did these guys actually do? The quotes makes it sound most heinous: "For the shameful act of Shahid Afridi, which has brought the game and country into disrepute, he be fined Rs3m", etc.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link
its sad, he tried to eat the ball :(
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah he tampered with the ball - poor form but it happens, but openly chewing on the ball is a bit much!
if the PCB have a spine they should also ban inzamam ul-haq from holding any position there - he's been doing a fair bit of the destabilising himself with a view to getting the coaching job, apparently
― put your glans up for Detroit (haitch), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lol ok the IPL is all on Youtube
― oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Glad we got Tamin out (he was dropped twice) but that was a brilliant knock. I think the pressure of trying to become only the 5th batsman ever to get a century before lunch got to him. Well done Tredwell getting his 1st wicket.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 20 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Would have liked to have seen him getting his century tbh. Especially since the decision looked a bit dodgy.
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 20 March 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^agreed
interesting day's play. sadly for bangladesh i fear their bowlers will once more be shown up horrendously
― 12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
FOR FUCKS SAKE COOK USE A THIRD MAN.
Lord help us if Strauss loses form and has to quit as captain. Cook doesnt have a fucking clue about field positions.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link
christ, he puts a third man in, then removes it with 2 balls to go. and then right away the 20th 4 down to third man today. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Finally, Captain Cook sends Ian Bell to the third man boundary. In other news, a number of stable doors have been slammed following a number of escaped horses. Then, for no adequately explained reason, the third man is removed - and equally predictably, Bresnan finds the edge and Naeem profits from another four through third man! The TMS crew seem as exasperated by this as I am - Butch now estimates 50 runs have been leaked there this morning.
Everyone watching this is fucking screaming at Cook , is he the only one who cant see the runs England are haemorrhaging down to 3rd man?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link
419 all out.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Cook hasn't been that impressive has he? Cautious is fine, I guess, but it's been really stodgy and wooden (perhaps in some respects a bit lack his batting, if I was feeling unfair). Like the fielders at mid-on and mid-off yesterday, allowing the single, but also positioned far enough in to be hit over the top of.
I know people will say it's early days, but I seem to remember being quite impressed with Strauss when he first came in (before the interregnum of Flintoff and Pietersen etc), and slightly surprised they didn't have him for the 2006/7 Ashes.
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 21 March 2010 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link
lol cricket
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Jonathan Trott's innings was quite something. Slower even than that Billy Godleman one I saw at Lord's last year.
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link
he will hit 200 and be crowned our new lynchpin
or he will succumb in the morning as england tediously crawl* to within 20 of bangladesh
*graeme swann will not crawl
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Embarrassing stuff by England. Trott out, Prior was plum LBW but the umpire didn't give it.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 22 March 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP Alec Bedser http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8603054.stm
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
he'd have never stood for this twenty20 boiling ;-)
but yeah, RIP, he was actually pretty good
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
bit of an understatement there Lol J
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
nice username btw
ha, I hoped someone would at least tell me how worthy of the Master it was
Bedser was maybe one of England's top 10 fast bowlers ever? Wouldn't say top 5, maybe 6 or 7
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Sid Barnes at the top although he was basically a fast-medium spinnerTruemanBothamTysonStathamBedserWillisHoggardLohmannSnow
maybe? I've clearly forgotten someone
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Darren Gough instead of Snow if one takes modern batsman-friendly conditions into account perhaps
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
impossible list to compile
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not! I just did it, based on my lifelong scouring of Cricinfo and scorecard analysis!
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
James Anderson better than George Lohmann, did I hear somebody say?
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a ways to go yet but can I just
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay as you were
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Feed's gone down in the pub - score?
― GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
England 11-1
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Cheers - we're back on again now.
― GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
WORLD CHAMPIONS OF CRICKET BALL
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
BEST ICC TEAM OF WORLD SERIES CRICKET!
― GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
TIP AND RUN PINTCOCKS OF THE SEASON
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
hey everyone today I bowled a spell of 2-0-57-0
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
oh, was there some match? just leave me to my despair ffs
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
never thought I'd see England winning a cricket world cup, so hurrah!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
88 all out (33.1 overs) LOL
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
India getting walloped as well! :D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Muttiah Muralitharan reaches 800 Test wickets landmark
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
The only this could be any better would be if Murali had gotten his 800th against an Aussie.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Pakistan going nicely. Also, check Stuart Broad's figures against Warwickshire...
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL Aussies. Broad = blimey!
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
SB- 51 & out
― Has admitted to being Irish in order to have sex (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
well done Murali obv - a true cricketing hero, fuck the naysayers
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
800 test wickets is mind-boggling
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
oooooo ffs pakistan
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
but more ffs umpire
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link
shane watson is a fucking piethrower you fuckwits
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
6-23 lol still betting on Pakistan to win this though
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
XD at these two non-batsmen showing up numbers 8 and 9
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Broad, 8 for 52. Another bowler nipped in with a wicket, while some dunderheid got himself run out.
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Was thrilling watching Mohammad Aamer bowling the other day. Those two wickets he got straight after lunch were hairs on the back of the neck stuff. Looks like they might not fuck it up this time as well.
― GamalielRatsey, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Was thrilling watching him bowl just now! Dude's the most exciting young cricketer on the PLANET
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, it's great isn't it? Massive grin and zooming plane celebration.
― Hide the prickforks (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
And now Umar Gul to get walloped. Want to see Kaneria bowling now tbh
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
never, ever, ever in doubt
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
haha er, yeah...
also lol @ sky sports news broadcasting and commentating on two of the aussies players (haddin and someone else) having a wrestle in the grass for 2-3 minutes.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
australia may have lost, but in defeat they had the stink of born winners - a very hard thing to achieve
just kept on refusing to die, still shooting while the mortal blood flowed from their wounds
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link
From the Beeb:
The 35-year-old was uncertain whether he would return to England as Australia captain in 2013 but when asked if Pakistan would beat Andrew Strauss's team in the four-Test series beginning on 29 July he said: "Let's hope so."
― Neil S, Saturday, 24 July 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I heard that, well said Ricky!
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link
good to know he's not in any way bitter!
― Neil S, Monday, 26 July 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone watching the end of this Test between India and Oz? India 207-9, need 9 to win.
― the too encumbered madman (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
India won by one wicket! Wow. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/shared/fds/hi/statistics/cricket/scorecards/2010/10/86064/html/scorecard.stm
124 for 8 at one stage, chasing 216
― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Quite a display from Shane Watson to finish on the losing side. VVS is immense, averages 55 against Australia
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link
cricket has been especially crazy these past few days, culminating in the Pakistan wicketkeeper going missing before a match
― acoleuthic, Monday, 8 November 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Gayle on 331 against Sri Lanka in the Windies first innings. (559-4)
― Pork Pius V (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Hopefully Gayle will start swinging like it's a Twenty20 when he hits 400.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
is there an ashes thread yet?
― caek, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
there's two!
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah Cricket : Graeme Swann, The Wizard In Oz! Winter 2010/11 The Ashes!
333 for Gayle, I remember when gooch hit 333 (i remember him being dropped earlier on in the innings too)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks
― caek, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
FREE AMIR
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
*AAMER, AAMIR ETC
It'll cost you
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you think he's innocent or just sympathy for a young exciting talent who bowled no balls for $
― zvookster, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
just a kid. gave england, what, 2 or 3 runs? yeah it was in pursuit of money but he was lured into it by seniors who should have known better. let him off ffs.
the rhetoric 'cheating', 'match-fixing' etc in relation to this appals me. it was neither of these things; it was a swift buck. obviously by extension it compromises the 'spirit of the game' and threatens greater crimes, but Aamer especially has suffered enough. let him play cricket again you heartless fucks!
a final warning is the least they can do for him (and probably the other two as well, although I think the greatest of their crimes was allowing Aamer to participate in their scheme - and for this I would be reluctant as Pakistan board to ever pick them again)
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
The rozzers are involved now tho
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
this situation really didn't need the rozzers. they just bowled a few no-balls, wasn't like they weren't trying to win
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i feel perspective has been jettisoned. people calling for a life-ban on aamer. wtf. cricketers have done SO much worse and come back within months!
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm with you on this one
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
im not
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a turn up
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a fucking criminal conspiracy LJ. just because the MCC and the preface to the rules of cricket have got it covered doesn't mean it's not of interest to the CPS/the state. up to cricket if they want to ban him, but there's a bigger issue.
― caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
cricketers have done SO much worse and come back within months!
and that's why it keeps happening!
xpcaek OTM
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link
the state should fuck off and leave my sport alone. yeah ok there's betting corruption at play - this is a different issue, and is unrelated to the cricket itself - not that the bookmakers have been substantially defrauded or that anybody is really the victim of this, except the young dude who did it because his two most obvious father-figures within the squad were doing so. let him off with a warning. sometimes the law is an overly literal ass. by sometimes i mean 'all the time'.
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
and age is no excuse. If he gets let off then other kids will get targeted and be told that theres no risk as they wont get a life ban.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
fucks sake
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
you've got no heart
corrupt cricketers should fuck off and leave evertones sport alone
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
everyones
The Evertones <---------- surely a doowop group??!!??!
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
scapegoating is the most barbaric fucking thing and you'd think we'd be over it by now but no
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah lets all let cheats do what they like and let them away with it
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
are you ian wright?
i get your point LJ that in the context of cricket the specific thing they did didn't really affect the game and in a weird sense isn't that big of a deal.
on the other hand, they were part of a criminal conspiracy to defraud. if they were under pressure or are being scapegoated in some way then presumably that will come out in the trial. saying nobody is really a victim of a gambling conspiracy is ridiculous: (1) there are truly victimless crimes that are still crimes (2) had it worked, this would not have been a victimless crime.
― caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
it's heartbreaking w/ amir but ppl shld know if u go down this road u may never play again
it's just not cricket
― zvookster, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
caek totally otm again
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
basically, this shit has been happening CEASELESSLY, especially w/ the Pakistan cricket team, since the 90s. don't blame the individuals, blame the system. help the individuals. sure, punish them or whatever for their conspiracy (although what sort of punishment could fit something as puny as this? in fact when does state punishment ever really work DIFFERENT THREAD), but don't ban the kid who was 18 from ever playing again! he's not the problem! what kind of message does THAT send anyway - 'don't trust anybody or you'll end up banned'
ffs
no, let's NOT let people ride roughshod over the systems of betting (unless they're robert redford amirite) to gain an unfair advantage over those unaware of the conspiracy, and let's combat this by stripping them of their illicit earnings, but unless they're either cheating (which this ISN'T, you're being very crude in your analysis) or destroying the competitive element of sport, or fostering (i.e. not naively participating in) a climate of dishonesty, they are still an asset to the game.
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
let's be clear, I am all for the PCB handing out life-bans to Asif and Butt, fuck them
don't fuck around, play cricket, is the msg
― zvookster, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
you cant let one guy off just because he is a special player. what kind of message does that give out??
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
banning those two and keeping aamer is a positive message. 'we forgive those who were led into corruption, but we cannot forgive those who lead there'* - it's not that aamer is a more special player (asif is just as good) but it's that HE'S A KID
*I am all for eventual forgiveness here too but it'd be very hard to imagine these two trusted on a cricket field again, especially Asif with his record
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
don't fuck around, play cricket, is the msg― zvookster, Friday, February 4, 2011 2:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― zvookster, Friday, February 4, 2011 2:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
good message.
― caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
you cant have one rule for some and another for others. It will just lead to kids being targeted by crooks being told dont worry they wont ban you due to your age.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
and yes, a very good message.
We don't know the ins and outs of this case yet, if there's a sort of Cronje figure (or figures) leading the others astray, do we?
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
lj how do you know so much about the details of the internal structure of the conspiracy? is there a good article i could read? or were you involved?
18 y.o. is plenty old enough to take responsibility for your actions in a criminal case. obviously the punishment may be influenced by things like age, but no idea why cricket would be different.
― caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
It will just lead to kids being targeted by crooks being told dont worry they wont ban you due to your age
Except in all likelihood, Aamer wasn't targeted by the crooks directly, but through the senior players.
I've been reading Cricinfo, don't have much more detail to hand. Am going mostly on gut feeling. Samiuddin is a great writer: http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/current/story/499507.html
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Am going mostly on gut feeling.
pro-tip: not a good idea for an LJ unless he's learning to troll again.
― caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
well yknow I get very emotional about these things. aamer needs a (1) break, then we can talk practicalities.
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
5 year ban? absolute bullshit. Will probably get overturned too. You can cheat and resume your career in a few years , great example sent out to youngsters.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
get over yourself
he didn't cheat the game of cricket
5 years is harsh on Amir, should have been 2 or 3 at most. either that or 'a final warning'
pfunkboy you see everything through the same fire-and-brimstone lens, please try and get some perspective about this
surprised and pleased to see the other two aren't life-banned, although this effectively ends their playing careers
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
anyone watching the final?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 2 April 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
listening.
― GamalielRatsey, Saturday, 2 April 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Off to see Fire in Babylon tonight. Friend saw it at the film festival last year and said it was excellent.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link
Fire In Babylon looks amazing. I hope it gets a decent release. As a lifelong West Indies fan, the trailer alone is pretty emotional.
― I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link
Not a West Indies fan as such, but yes, also get emotional about the period. I know the reduced participation of subsequent generations of the West Indian diaspora in cricket, both as players and spectators, is down to a lot of different things, but it's always a cause of anger to me the way that English cricket, esp at the Oval, has done absolutely nothing to try to maintain or encourage locals to come and see the cricket, and instead rammed the prices up and made the purchasing of tickets a matter of booking as far in advance as possible.
Causes for hope - One of the things I like about the current West Indian team is that they have several talented players who seem very enthusiastic and keen to win - Bishoo, Darren Bravo esp. Some thrilling players, and I hope the one-day results are reflected in the Tests as I think most cricket fans would like to see a strong Windies team.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 08:32 (twelve years ago) link
Apparently the film's being made mandatory viewing for all West Indies cricketers. Bravo and Bishoo both have huge potential and seem to have the right attitude. The real frustration since the mid-1990s is that there has never really been a lack of ability in the squad. There's a lot of talk about basketball taking the place of cricket in schools throughout the region but cricket remains hugely important and that's reflected in the raw talent that so many young players show. What's missing has been leadership and mental toughness. That's down in part to the players but also the fault of the shambolic organisation of the team. I'll keep the faith though.
― I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link
Sri Lanka making this match interesting with an impressive collapse.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 May 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
Wow.
― toby, Monday, 30 May 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
oh my
― caek, Monday, 30 May 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
love to see this in test cricket
http://www.espncricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/133500/133562.jpg
― caek, Monday, 30 May 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
England are going to win this :-)
― Neil S, Monday, 25 July 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
They definitely are now. LJ sorely missed.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 25 July 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
He certainly knew his cricket.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha the crowd look like morons now
well played india
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
im assuming it came from 'upstairs' in India's association. Id bet strauss woulda appealed but the ecb/mcc woulda gone nutso. LJ if youre reading this, i bet you think dhoni was right to appeal but had strauss done so you would have taken the opposite view ;)
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
I was in the crowd today at Nottingham. Pretty amazing stuff- we didn't know what was going on until Bell walked out again, then everyone started clapping, which was a strangely moving experience.
― Neil S, Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
Also, Prior and Bresnan were taking the Indian bowling apart at the end of the day, the latter looked really, really ragged. I predict more pain on that front for the Indians tomorrow.
― Neil S, Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
Looking that way. Sharma looked miserable as Prior knocked him for boundary after boundary. England look to have nothing to lose at this point but need to be wary of the rain predicted for Tuesday. Let Prior reach his tonne and then declare?
― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
forget about the rain just keep going and scoring quickly. wkts could still tumble 1st thing so just pile em on. the more runs we get, the longer we can keep close catchers in. Also pitch should still be good so dont let india bat while it is. Make the game out of their reach if possible then you still have 4 or 5 sessions to bowl em out, esp with 3 of those on a last day pitch. Dont let them get to 250-2 on a 4th day.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
but yknow they could bowl us out in 20 mins tomorrow so in other words dont think about declaring, just bat the whole session scoring quickly as possible then think about it.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
LJ?
forget about the rain just keep going and scoring quickly.
Agree with the latter statement but not the former. They were batting like it was a last wicket stand at the end of today anyway but Strauss, based on his ballsiness in the previous test, is not going to want Prior/Bresnan/Broad/Swann to bat all day if it means drawing the game rather than winning it. If they can get to 450 before lunch then great but if not he should still put India in and have a bit of confidence in his bowlers.
― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
lj probably wanted to declare when bell was repreived
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link
anyway IF they can get to 450-500 lead then they should. While its a good pitch take advantage, dont give it to india. A good start on a flat pitch could give them belief. It all depends how the pitch plays in the morning. If its misbehaving then a declaration wont come into it, just get out there and pile it on. Theres 2 days left. They shouldn't even be thinking about declaring til lunch.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
you dont give a batting line up like India 2 whole days to get 400 runs. They could plod along taking no risks and make that in plenty of time esp if the pitch plays like today. Dravid and Tendulkar could knock that off in their sleep. Game would be almost over by close of play then.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
450+ should be impossible though, esp if they have to bat through a whole 5th day to survive.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
If an England captain had done what Dhoni did yesterday, i.e., withdraw the dismissal of an Indian batsman, then watch his team get absolutely murdered in the subsequent session, likely lose the match and potentially the series, he'd be getting crucified now - Atherton, Nasser, Vaughan, none of those guys would have done that. Strauss maybe...
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
So, yes, everyone is all lachrymose and sentimental over the Spirit of Cricket as long as your team wins!
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link
of course. still makes football look like a vile, barbaric game by comparison.
also this tbh:England batting coach Graham Gooch on Test Match Special: "We hope to bat to around lunchtime and then with such a huge total the pressure will be on India, but we'll need to bowl well and some of their batsmen are in good form."
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 1 August 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link
Dravid gone, game over IMO.
― Neil S, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
Time for a cheeky little double hundred from VVS methinks!
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link
More like a cheeky double two.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link
that was a snorter, unplayable. Anderson hasn't bowled particularly well this match but he's so dangerous nevertheless.
― Neil S, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:49 (twelve years ago) link
wtf was dhoni thinking
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 1 August 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
It's a massacre
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
... oops, too soon, apologies
now sachin's done it too
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 1 August 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
shockah. Think Anderson has taken Sachin's wicket the most times in Tests now?
― Neil S, Monday, 1 August 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
no its murali
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 1 August 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
Having to contemplate the distinct possibility that England are good at cricket
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
not used to it
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 1 August 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
To think India had passed England's first innings with plenty of wickets remaining and looking likely winners.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 1 August 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
It's also August and sunny wtf
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 1 August 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
BBC Test Match Special's Geoff Boycott "No footwork, simple as that. It was very full and Mishra didn't get his feet out, he's a leg-spinner and not a very good bat. The India tail is pretty poor, they don't have batsmen like Prior, Bresnan and Broad who can get you out of trouble. I couldn't bowl that well but I'd have liked a go at these. Imagine Fred Trueman, he wouldn't have taken off his cap and jumper to bowl to these guys."
"No footwork, simple as that. It was very full and Mishra didn't get his feet out, he's a leg-spinner and not a very good bat. The India tail is pretty poor, they don't have batsmen like Prior, Bresnan and Broad who can get you out of trouble. I couldn't bowl that well but I'd have liked a go at these. Imagine Fred Trueman, he wouldn't have taken off his cap and jumper to bowl to these guys."
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
BBC Test Match Special's Michael Vaughan "What do they with Cook in terms of the declaration? Do they let him get Graham Gooch's 333? Do they let him get past Len Hutton's 364?"
Quandry.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
well since the umpires are taking them off england may as well stay and bat on rest of day because this is real bullshit taking them off for light when the floodlights are on,there's no danger, the england players are set. Its utter bullshit.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
But fuck declaring, just bat on tonight. No point in declaring if india wont bat. There's 2 whole days to go anyway
this really is a disgrace
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
I'd be really angry if england declare and india hardly bat due to "bad light" and the session is wasted.
Get them back out. Its bullshit!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
here we go.
I'll be really pissed off now if Cook gets out after his concentration being disturbed. lol
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
who was that woman that came on to talk to the umpires and they called the players out right after? She obviously talked sense into them.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
woooo england finally get 700 for the 1st time in my lifetime. Another one of my alltime wants gone. :)
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
erasing my memory of pakistan scoring over 700 and javed miandad 280 of them
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
what a year!
Pity cook wont make 401 really that's pretty much the only one left battingwise since 1000 runs is never gonna happen.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
awww cook out 294
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
oof.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
declared too I think
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
KING PAIR!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
dearie me, sounded like a terrible shot. hope India get their act together before The Oval.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
India's form is realy depressing.
Its great that Eng will take that no1 spot, but I wanted a contest ffs!
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Eng in SA should provide that, proper heavyweight fight...
― Neil S, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
looked like it was heading to a draw before lunch. now five wickets for seven runs. boggling how bad india have been.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
Tendulkar out for 91 :(
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think even Bangladesh have been this bad in England
He pushed his luck for that score tbf. I think Prior gifted him his innings by failing to appeal for the stumping yesterday evening.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
1 wicket away from whitewash.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
All over, India lamentably poor, England excellent though.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
well that was easy. england in england are sirius bizness.
― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
it was the pieterson/bell partnership on Friday what done it; 350 runs without india ever even looking like taking a wicket.
think there may have been one appeal, possibly two in five hours of batting.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder if the zaheer khan injury was a factor of any sort in the series
― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
i mean a factor of any great size
Was there on Friday. Watching Bell and Pietersen bat was the best batting I have seen. Certainly with Zaheer Khan they lost a good bowler, and also put pressure on less good bowlers. The batting's been pisspoor as well though, Dravid aside. England looked very strong throughout in all areas, apart from some poor slip fielding at Trent Bridge, was it?
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Lord's they dropped a few, catching got better and better IMO. I was at Trent Bridge on the Sunday, it was a whipping, never seen a Test team look so ragged.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
I was there on Friday as well and couldn't have hoped for a better day's cricket. Bell clipping himself two consecutive, identical sixes to the same guy in the crowd was brilliant. Mishra had a torrid time and couldn't penetrate the attack at all. 170 runs for 0 must be painful.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
Something like the 8th worst figures ever in Tests for Mishra.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
it's very satisfying to see England actually good at cricket, plenty of false starts (nassers side, the ashes team getting injured and losing focus) but this team should hopefully be great for years to come.
haha the swanny & jimmy show on sky again is hilarious
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
jesus, look at the size of the Test Mace!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahaha never seen that before
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
Patel's bat broke as he hit the ball to cover and he was left holding the handle
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
oh man that was funny
Fantastic finish to the Championship. Looks like Lancashire might just do it, but it's certainly going to be tight if wickets fall.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
They need 170 odd runs by the close of play... could be done?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
They're ahead of the rate at the moment, certainly. Looking good for it. Not sure what fields Somerset are setting. Out of Warwickshire's hands unless someone goes berserk with ball and bat.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
I imagine that is what LJ is hoping for.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
He'll have to go and piss on the Rose Bowl pitch pretty quickly. Dead as a dodo.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
Lancs 104 from 14 overs. Need another 107 from 14.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
Think that's right.
Make that from 18. Should do it. All wickets in hand.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
in a one day match, you'd back the batting side IMO. Depends on the fields Somerset are setting, as you say above- they have nothing to play for, but you'd expect them to give it a go fielding wise?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
Yep, definitely. Any worth in Somerset putting everyone on the boundary? At the moment, Lancs are hitting boundaries galore, and Somerset aren't taking any wickets. Can understand Somerset setting attacking fields at the beginning, as Lancs have to play shots, but that hasn't worked.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
Wicket at Taunton. 130-1. Need another 81. Still cruising.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
Come on you Nothern bastards
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
First outright title in 77 years if they do it.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
they split it one year IIRC?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
Yep. Apparently shared with Surrey in '55, oh wikipedia says '50.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
2 down now, suddenly looking a lot more difficult. First time I can remember hitting F5 repeatedly on a county championship scorecard!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, did wonder if they lost a wicket or two whether the new starters would get bogged down, run rate goes up sharply. Fascinating.
Run a ball will do it for Lancashire. Both new batsmen doing ok. Couple of wickets gone down in the space of two balls at the Rose Bowl, but any chance for Warks. next to impossible.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
Match drawn at Rose Bowl, dropped catch at Taunton. Lancs cruising.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
so well done Lancs, a great victory considering they have no Test players in the current team. Amazing they never did it in the 90s/ 00s, considering the likes of Murali, Wasim, Crawley, Athers, Fairbrother etc. were playing for them.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
wonder if that helps tbh - losing players to international players or even having them come in for a short while in these days of central contracts can seem quite disruptive.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah settled team FTW, I suppose Durham in the last few years are an example of that.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
most one-sided tour by a top side in england since....?
― jabba hands, Saturday, 17 September 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
aww man RIP Graham Dilley. One of my alltime favourite England cricketers.http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/15185575.stm
Great swing bowler and underrated batsman. Who will ever forget his heroics at Headingley 1981 backing up Botham and finishing 50 n.o.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link
we were just talking about him at work. great bowler on his day (and of course his batting at Headingly as you say).
That dreadful phrase 'after a short illness' as well.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
That'll be cancer then?
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
i assume so. he wasn't 50 n.o. obv btw botham was n.o.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
someone said on the other thread that sporting heroes from when you were young shouldnt die so soon is otm.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/55844000/jpg/_55844219_dill.jpg
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
Guilty
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
'"The West just wants to destroy the image of Pakistan," says Zahim, a cricket fan eating at a restaurant outside Lahore's Gaddafi Stadium.'
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
It's a shame, particularly for Amir who had enormous potential.
I can't really hold it against them, tbh. Cricket gambling in Pakistan is run by some of the most ruthless gangsters in the world. They might have been making stacks of money but the supposed alternative of simply saying 'no' is never going to be that easy.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
Amir will be back, he's still young plus he admitted his guilt, I reckon he'll be around for a long time and play a lot of international cricket
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Interesting scorecard from Newlands -
1st Innings - Australia 284 (of which Clarke got 151 - from 176 balls too, must have been an incredible innings). South Africa 96.
2nd Innings - Australia are currently 21-8.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
21-9 now.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
Something quite Victorian about that Australian 2nd innings score.
We are amused
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
Genuinely amusing that Australia should still win the Test! Cricket, eh?
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
I know, especially now they're 41 for 9. Not entirely sure what's going on there. Apparently it's a seaming pitch. Well yes and.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
They've managed to avoid their lowest ever Test score
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
Smith and Rudolph going great guns on 5 and 1 respectively.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
SA FTW I reckon.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
Certainly looking that way at the moment. What a strange test.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
yeah 23 wickets in the day, I make that. SA need another 150ish to win, it looked like when the sun came out it was much easier.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
?!
What is it about cricket that produces these crazy passages, more than any other sport? I do wish my watching days weren't mostly over.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
I love the collective psychosis that can seem to affect both sides sometimes, seeing demons in the pitch when there are none, or at least few.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
All four innings in a day.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 11 November 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link
Didn't Crowded House wrote a song about that? Andy Partridge should certainly consider doing so.
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 11 November 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link
8wk win for SA, despite conceding a 188 first innings lead and being bowled out for 97 in that first innings. Astonishing!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 11 November 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link
the air of a private school headmaster that gets a bit too close to his favourite sporting ladsah peter roebuckgotta say though, I do like Roebuck's writing― acoleuthic, Saturday, November 20, 2010 7:31 AM (11 months ago) [IP: 109.157.43.101] Bookmark
ah peter roebuck
gotta say though, I do like Roebuck's writing
― acoleuthic, Saturday, November 20, 2010 7:31 AM (11 months ago) [IP: 109.157.43.101] Bookmark
― The Lamb Lies Down On Cavill Avenue (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 November 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link
Never liked his writing, too much provocation for the sake of it. Word from Australian friends was that he was thought of as a bit of a joke, but is now being hailed as the CLR James of his day. Weird.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 18 November 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
"Weird" sums him up
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 18 November 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
LJ gets it right with his first line.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 18 November 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
Hope he's not talking from experience there
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 18 November 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link
No. 1 in the world my hat!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 19 January 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link
Flower & Strauss out!
LOL times like these you hope they go for some sort of record defeat stat. I note another great performance from England's Best Batsman, Kevin Pietersen.
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
some stat about "when England lose, they lose big" has been bandied around- I think last 3 defeats were innings defeats. I think they'll bounce back, but a lot depends on whether they can get their heads round playing Ajmal.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 19 January 2012 09:54 (twelve years ago) link
87-7
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link
Swann double century. Come on Swanny!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 19 January 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link
... came up 161 runs short :(
Pakistan need 15 to win.
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link
Sterling stuff.
― Fizzles, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
This is going... well, it's going really.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link
56-5.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 11:22 (twelve years ago) link
lol so they let Zimbabwe play test cricket again
with unsurprising results
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 January 2012 11:44 (twelve years ago) link
yes i saw that. only the fourth time a side has been bowled out twice in one day.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
68-7. So, only 80 runs needed from the bowlers then.
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Saturday, 28 January 2012 11:54 (twelve years ago) link
What a shambles.
― oppet, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
bodged it.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link
omg!
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:10 (twelve years ago) link
what is this, 1995?!
brilliant result for Pakistan, who were probably behind all Test. But yes, it's hard not to look at the batting line-up - Pietersen! Morgan! - and just shake your head in embarrassment.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
Yes, great result, and they must be delighted given the various er...brushes with the English media and law, but back in the mid-90s the middle order was made of paper (Graham Thorpe aside really). You'd expect better this time...
The whole technocratic flower set-up is now to be questioned.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i'm not sure about that. is the 'technocratic' problem that they rely less on experience and on-pitch nous and more on pre-arranged strategies built on stats for each opponent/bowling machine types etc? Is that even a thing? Flower himself I've got quite a lot of time for - he seems resilient, sensible. I think Pietersen and Morgan need to be dropped, although I do realise that means you haven't really got a player who can just take the game away from teams (although Broad did do something usefully similar two days ago).
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link
Well following the ENGLAND NO 1 a lot seemed to be made about how not only we have v good players but that flower has built a bunch of pre-strategies based on computer modelling/statical analysis and that mumbo jumbo.
I agree that Pietersen hasn't cut it for a while is a bigger problem, but (again from what I read) Eng did seem to arrive under-prepared, and Pakistan are no mugs.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
Yes that's true I think. I know teams are well prepared nowadays, but you I did get a slight sense of complacency coming into this (and a lack of match fitness). Right I'm off down the pub to watch the football.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link
Indeed! There is more to cricket :-)
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 January 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link
Well, the KARACHI GLOBETROTTERS have played true to form by producing a wonderfully wtf result. Hurrah!
And now the 2013 Ashes is looking even better.
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 January 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
Is that "there is more to cricket than life" xyzzzz__?!
I was thinking more about the technocratic thing. One thing you hear players say now, for instance, that you probably wouldn't have heard 20 years ago (when England were in their pomp of course) is talk about 'executing plans'. 'We'll be ok if we execute our plans'. It always strikes me as sensible, but also inflexible. Monty Panesar is the classic plan bowler, he doesn't even like setting his own fields, and doesn't show a lot of on-pitch flexibility. But really I've tended to find that's most used wrt bowlers and not batsmen, and clearly it's the batsmen that are the problem. I'm sure they also have their plans, but it's always going to be more reactive to bowlers, the situation, the pitch, the psychological need to get through the initial stages and 'get in'.
I hadn't realised that in fact Graham Gooch is at home, not in Dubai, because he's only retained on a consultancy basis by the ECB. That strikes me as a good detail to fill out that vague feeling of complacency.
KBP - yes, excited by Australia's bowling (always enjoy watching Clarke bat) - Hilfenhaus and Siddle looking dangerous and what's your opinion on Starc?
― Fizzles, Sunday, 29 January 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago) link
despite this: http://i44.tinypic.com/1581s8w.jpg
and this http://i44.tinypic.com/vy19oy.jpg
Siddle's still a (tentative) bro.
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 29 January 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
You won't see Starc around if Pattinson and Cummins are fit.
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 January 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
Siddle is a bloke that you want on your construction site.
― Born To Meat Pie (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 January 2012 09:34 (twelve years ago) link
sorry strauss but i dont think you should be going to india. You cant play stupid shots like that. you're a great captain but your forms not good enough and you and a few others shouldn't be going to India. KP youre in last chance saloon as far as im concerned.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:26 (twelve years ago) link
KP yes. Strauss, I'd still like to have him in the side, he can pull out gritty innings (last test in UAE? in fact in all of those tests he was stronger than the meringue-like middle order iirc) and hold things together even when he's out of form, which is valuable esp in a side as prone to mental fragility as England.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:53 (twelve years ago) link
KP has done pretty well in the recent one dayers, but I agree he needs a score, and no hairbrained charging down the wicket or getting run out. England might have a chance if he and Trott can keep it going for a bit.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link
Yep, we all want him to succeed but he needs to prove he can play spin in the subcontinent (as do others)
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
fuck off KP
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 29 March 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
we need to blood a few new batsmen this summer to take to India.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 29 March 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link
KP = Graeme Hick.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 29 March 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
well played KP. Amazing knock.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 5 April 2012 09:10 (twelve years ago) link
A week's a long time in cricket obviously
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 11:12 (twelve years ago) link
Pietersen out!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 5 April 2012 11:15 (twelve years ago) link
tom maynard has been killed :(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-18492564
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link
that's horrible news.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
How would you rank these six players? NB I know nothing about cricket.
Adam GilchristImran KhanIan BothamDennis LilleeRichard HadleeSunil Gavaskar
― doglatting (jaymc), Saturday, 11 August 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
It's pretty difficult as there's one wicket-keeper-batsman, one specialist batsman, one specialist bowler and three all-rounders. With personal bias i'd probably say:
KhanGilchristBothamGavaskarHadleeLillee
There's not a great deal between them, though.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
You could put them in any order tbh. Gilchrist, Lillie, Khan, Botham, Gavaskar, Hadlee maybe. Why has this come up?
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
yeah we would all have different orders id have botham at the top
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
Gilchrist top three definitely, soft spot for Hadlee has him 3, 4 or 5 and Botham probably in the bottom two. But they could be in any order, as others have said.
― passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
i feel privileged to have been old enough to have seen all of them (later parts of career obviously)
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
and with the 3 or 4 greatest cricketers of the last 20 years missing from there then you know what a golden era we had
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
and of course a lot of west indians not mentioned either
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
Sanath Jayasuriya the obvious name missing from the list for me, without even going near Sachin. Or Murali, or Shane Warne. Or Allan Border, or the Waughs. I'l stop now.
― passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I'm curious now. I mean it's clearly not a 'best of the last 40 years' list, so what is it?
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry to be cryptic, but it's for work!
― doglatting (jaymc), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
BothamKhanGilchristHadleeLilleeGavaskar
IMO the first four are all time, Lillee and Gavaskar not quite in the first rank.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 13 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
lol what? Gavaskar was the leading test runs scorer for a long long time, in the days they didn't play as much cricket as they do now.And try telling the aussies Lillee isnt first rank. Lillee & Thomson were FEARSOME
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
Not any kind of absolute list, btw. Just curious how they rank in relation to each other. Understood that a "best of the last 40 years" list would also include Warne, Tendulkar, Richards, Marshall, McGrath, Muralitharan, etc.
― doglatting (jaymc), Monday, 13 August 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
So Graeme Smith has done away with three England captains (Strauss, Vaughan and Hussein) as well as KP, sort of. At least Strauss didn't burst into tears.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link
xp to AG Gavaskar was great in the same way Boycott was, not my type of player at all though, and definitely not a team man. I would take Hadlee over Lillee every time- look at his career analysis compared to Lillee's- more wickets at a better average and a far better batsman too.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
Super-over win for the West Indies! Total choke from NZ. Looking forward to seeing how England - Sri Lanka turns out.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 1 October 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck yeah Chris Gayle!
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
I was sure Sri Lanka would win today. So thrilled.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 October 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck is happening in australia
― jabba hands, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link
Clarke's going berserk. I'm seriously worried about England's Ashes prospects now.
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
yup, we seem to be travelling in opposite directions. 482 is the 2nd highest first day total ever, against 'the best attack in the world' :-/
― jabba hands, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
i have nothing of value to add to this worrisome cricket fretting but hello jabba hands:)
― estela, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link
'Turn-based hurling. No tackling to speak of. No goals. Best avoided'
- Abraham Lincoln
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
Sounds like the Kallis injury was a turning point. Still shouldn't be getting whacked around at nearly a run a ball, though.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link
Tahir bowled 21 overs for 159. If only England had had a proper chance to get suck in to him in the summer, he always seemed the weak link to me.
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
(hi estela! despite this fretting i am consoled, as ever, by the thought of KBP's happy little face)
― jabba hands, Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
aw, i haven't seen his little face since the last time i saw you, that was ages ago.
― estela, Friday, 23 November 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
"little" face
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
btw on Cricket issues, this was possibly the best batting from an ex-underwear model in ages
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 November 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
Noted popstar AB de Villiers still to bat though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-RSj4RXy2Y
― Neil S, Friday, 23 November 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link
Nathan Lyon has a) just taken four wickets this Test match so far and b) is the anti-Warne but the Australian public love him?
― ✂--- CUT HERE FOR YOUR COUPON --- (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 November 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link
Chris Gayle!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/apr/23/chris-gayle-fastest-century-cricket-history
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link
and still going!
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
credit due but joke of a sport, t20
― tsarnaev paleface (imago), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link
it's the Youtube highlights reel of international sport
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link
Well done big man but you'd still have to pay me to watch the Royal Challengers Bangalore vs. Pune Warriors et al
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Gayle, Dilshan, Vettori, Rampaul, de Villiers and Muralitharan vs Clarke, Samuels and Yuvraj doesn't sound so bad to me.
I can understand being sniffy about it not being "real cricket" but if you take it for what it is, it's an enormously entertaining tournament.
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
it is enrmsly entertaining (third game i attended in the past month). the only thing that keeps surprising me is how incredibly silent the crowd is. like gayle was on some crazy shit and the stadium was really quiet.
― Jibe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
weird, they were the home side too.
i agree t20 is barely cricket but 175 off 66, whoo
"Gayle completed a fine day's work by taking two wickets for five runs." lol
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
the bangalore stadium is the only i've been too but the crowd is kind of impassive. of the three matches i saw, there was only one where they were into it (kind of repetitive though, they only chant RCB! RCB! over an over, sometimes they might have a small chris gayle chant) and that too only when rcb was batting. i don't know, i'm used to football crowds where there's singing and the stadium's rarely silent, but here it is more often silent than not, except for a bit of yelling for 6s and 4s. can't help that they have a terrible speaker who once in a while tries to start a wave or begins rcb chants. ab de villiers fielded right in front of me, the ppl around me were really into calling his name out, seems like a nice guy, kept turning around to wave to us. he's def the biggest crowd favourite, moreso even than gayle.
― Jibe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
i'd compare them to the crowds i saw at the only baseball game i've ever been too (so maybe not representative of what baseball crowds are like usually), as in ppl are happy enough watching what happens and talking with their neighbors but not really supporting.
― Jibe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
yeah sounds rather like mlb. so strange tho when the noise for the national team's short-form games is near-constant iirc
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
These are still relatively new franchises, I suppose. People come because they love cricket and the matches are exciting but club loyalty / passion might take a while to develop.
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
yeah. the game against mumbai, i was sitting next to a guy, we ended up chatting and the guy told me even though he was from blore and had lived his entire life there, he supported mumbai because of sachin. i guess i can understand that, dude is a god. so ya it'll prob take a while before there's a real supporting effort, even if some ppl are already really into rcb or other teams.
― Jibe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
Record breaking week so far. First Englishman to hit six sixes in one over in professional cricket
― Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
http://www.espncricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/167800/167845.jpg
the brattish psychosis of someone who is going to absolutely decimate bowling attacks across the world for 20 years
― check yr poptimism (imago), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
He bowls pretty well too.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
Zol will slay with icy precision, this dude will just obliterate without mercy. Worrying times for bowlers
― check yr poptimism (imago), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Samson's still only 18 as well. He looks a hell of a player.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Just want India to pick the youngsters by this point. Stop fucking around with wasters like Raina
― check yr poptimism (imago), Saturday, 5 October 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWNZKOgIcAAD-pD.jpg
― Neil S, Thursday, 10 October 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
fuckoffSouthAfrica
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
if there's one team in world cricket that could cock up a chase of 40 on a flat deck, it's Pakistan
Misbah and Younis ftw
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link
Misbah should hopefully steady the ship.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:23 (ten years ago) link
In a way this is good for Pakistan - they won't be complacent before the next Test
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link
job done
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link
Cricinfo have a 'Cricketers On Twitter' box on their front page. Current top Tweet:
Graemefowler @GFoxyFowlerThese fuckers take longer to turn on than my great Grandad's bellend ! #useless
;D
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
would quite enjoy seeing Pakistan's and SA's ODI bowling against Australia's and India's ODI batting right now
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Sunday, 3 November 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
I spent too much time watching Sheffield Shield games without commentary yesterday.
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link
Also, RIP Dave Warner's Twitter, heaven needed 12-year-old girl tweets like Warnie's and butthurt missives at everyone.
think Tino Best might be my favourite current cricketer
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
it's him or the two-headed Sangawardene sexbeast of destruction
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link
I would like Tino a bit more if he was better at that whole bowling business but he is thoroughly endearing.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
he's bowling a beautiful spell rn, which is what provoked the voicing of that sentiment
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
Shannon Gabriel otoh is a fucking disgrace to West Indies fast bowling
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
Holder looks by a million miles the most interesting young fast bowling prospect but appears to have been pegged as a one-day player
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
How is Shillingford doing? His bowling action is under investigation again.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
he's bowling steadily without any doosras at all, which makes him somewhat ineffective
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
oh look here's Gabriel. make me eat my words
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
first ball hooked for four
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
second ball cut for four
this guy shouldn't be in international A-team cricket let alone a Test
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
think NZ might have the most sloggish batting line-up in Test history btw. there will be sixes
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
watching Best batting to save a Test is a singular joy
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 6 December 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
it must be nice watching a team with guts batting to save a test
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
Oh *shit* they're 50-4 chasing 112!! Serious torn loyalties as to which I should watch now
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
think the windies' race is run now. good effort tho
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link
heads be rollin'
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 December 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
keep an eye on SA - India
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
srsly
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
ty, ws amazing!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 December 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
KP will score a century. Eng would be mad to push him out making him the scapegoat. Still top scorer in this series and the only one who looks remotely capable of scoring a ton.Cook is a terrible captain and I think Broad would do better then Cook could get his form back.
Entire coaching team must go. Theyre as negative as I am before anyone defends them!Flower did a great job but everyone has their day eventually. We need coaches that can motivate. The man-management by cook & flower is a disgrace. 3 or 4 SENIOR players possibly could do with being "rested" for may tests to play county cricket and get their form back and justify their inclusion instead of walking back in. Id hate to see the likes of root,ballance,monty, bresnan take the fall (even if im not sure bresnan is good enough.)
Also what have the coaches done to Finn??
Please god though make Cook resign as captain. He hasnt got a clue or back up plans or man-management skills.
After all that I bet KP and maybe bell are the only ones dumped while Cook/Flower blunder on.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:25 (ten years ago) link
ps KP wont score a century probably but I still hope hes not forced to retire or dropped. He does deserve 1 more series in the summer. Not sure about others though.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link
probably need a change of selectors if cook stays on as its clear they pick players cook has no faith in (monty/bresnan et al)
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:28 (ten years ago) link
Michael Vaughan, Ex-England captain on BBC Test Match Special
"I think it's going to be over today. There will be about 60 overs and the extra half hour. With the momentum of the series and the way Australia have bowled, it will be a tough ask for England to stretch it into tomorrow. Five times in nine innings they haven't got 180."
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:29 (ten years ago) link
On the way forward for England: "I would go radical and make Kevin Pietersen vice-captain. He is England's best player. He can make the biggest impact on the game. But he is not involved in this team - I see him at third man, at fine-leg. If there's an issue there, get rid of him. If not, then involve him.
"There are not many good cricket brains in this England side. Get him involved and it's the way to get two more years out of Pietersen - to the end of the next Ashes series.
"England need to do something different. They need someone different to stand up to Andy Flower."
" ENGLAND'S TERRIBLE BATTING
Not one of England's batsmen have managed to pass 300 runs on this disastrous Ashes tour. In nine innings, Kevin Pietersen has scored the most with 288. Here are England's top run-scorers from previous Ashes tours where the Three Lions have suffered heavy series defeats:
2006-07 (5-0): Kevin Pietersen 490; 2002-03 (4-1): Michael Vaughan 633; 1998-99 (3-1) Nasser Hussain 407; 1994-95 (3-1): Graham Thorpe 444; 1990-91 (3-0): Graham Gooch 426.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Kzrt0WO.png
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:36 (ten years ago) link
Cook out (a demand as well as fact)
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link
243 runs in the series. He's looked shot since the 3rd test and his low scores have been predictable since. Should not be playing.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
oh wait 246
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link
Bell has gotten himself out for 16. Clarke changed the field setting. He's a good attacking skipper with plans b and c.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link
Is this gonna be KP's last ever innings? He really needs to score a century.
Wonder if theymight even be ruthless and punt bell? I wouldnt but he might need may back in the counties along with prior (and Cook should too)
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 03:25 (ten years ago) link
lolhttp://i.imgur.com/QqpX5Ig.png
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link
KP gone!
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link
95-7
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link
3 wkts in 10 balls.
cook and flower are stying according to the ecb. Cant see many in this team staying though.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 04:46 (ten years ago) link
"England are seven wickets down in 23 overs, it's just ridiculous."
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 04:49 (ten years ago) link
166 all out.A disgrace.Heads will roll apart from cook/flowers it seems
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 05:26 (ten years ago) link
worst ever series by an england team ive ever seen. far worse than anything in the 90s as these were supposed to be good players.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 05:27 (ten years ago) link
Geoffrey Boycott, Ex-England batsman on BBC Test Match Special
"It's pathetic - there is no other word. It's humiliation. It's bad enough to lose all five, but it's how you lose. This is a worse loss than when we lost before 5-0 because they had great players like McGrath, Warne and Gilchrist last time. This current Australia side has had good plans and executed them with conviction. England have just disintegrated. How do you get bowled out in 32 overs? I would have just been getting my eye in."
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 05:35 (ten years ago) link
STRAAAAAAAAYA
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 January 2014 06:29 (ten years ago) link
(sorry but I gotta play to stereotypes, blokes)
no, fair enough. Australia were painfully better than England obviously. Going to be v tough for them against South Africa (they were something like 144-5 down in the first innings in every test apart from the last I think, when they were 144-4) but the confidence boost might make a hell of a lot of difference.
Michael Vaughan, who talks a fair amount of whiffle a lot of the time, just made a couple of good points:
1) Pietersen's either got to be in or out of the team - can't station him down at third man all the time. He's either too disruptive to be part of the dressing room or he's got to be brought into the fold of senior decision makers.
2) In 2011, all the coaching staff, Giles Clarke etc were on the field celebrating. No one there today. Should be soaking up the defeat like the players have to.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 5 January 2014 06:49 (ten years ago) link
Well done Australia for turning up and actually re-building after throwing the towel themselves at Lord's.
Even by 90s standards the team was always trying to get that one win - the problem then was that you went down a spiral of 3-1/4-1 losses.
Cook should remain as captain - there were things that happened here that really were beyond his control or anyone's, and I don't think anybody will be able to disentangle how this came to be. There is no way forward, but sacking them all in a fit of anger isn't it.
Having said that its too far down the line for someone to say that Pietersen has got to be in team - so he's got to be out. And for Gooch to remain the batting coach will surely be difficult.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 January 2014 11:37 (ten years ago) link
we were shocking in NZ and prior saved us. The warning signs were there. cook failed in the summer and Anderson & swann were below par. Bell saved us.This time cook/bell/KP/Prior/Swann/Anderson were shocking. KP was still marginally better than Cook & Bell so tbh if he is to be dropped then the other 2 need to be dropped too. The difference is the other 2 are of age to get back in. KP hasnt.If KP/Prior are made scapegoats and the other senior players are guaranteed a place then its a disgrace and it also means nothing will change. Cook has been batting poorly for a whole year now not just 1 series. Cook, poor captaincy aside, is suffering lost of form due to captaincy not ability. He needs to be removed from that. He also needs county cricket to get form back.
Aggers
You can look at every aspect of this tour - the attitude of the players, the fact England arrived as favourites, the 82-page menu - and it all paints a picture of a team which has become far too insular.That was illustrated when I put a question to captain Alastair Cook.I asked whether the opinions of those outside of the team - those who have played cricket all their lives and have watched the game for years - were worth seeking, and he said no. He said essentially it was for those within the team to work out what has gone wrong. That is a worry to me and shows there is no real awareness of what is happening outside the team's bubble. Cook was honest at the end of it all - he was obviously devastated but he fronted up and did what he had to do. He did say he was determined to try and rebuild the team, which is good to hear, and I do think he and coach Andy Flower should be the ones who lead the team forward.But they must only do it if they really want to. I'm looking forward to interviewing Flower and hearing him say he is committed to staying on and sorting this mess out. He must know where the problems lie and he has to put them right, otherwise somebody else has to come in and do it. If he can't pinpoint things that have gone wrong, there is an issue.England must also learn a lesson from last summer - preparing pitches to suit yourself might help you win a series but it gives you no indication of how well your players are actually performing - and it doesn't prepare you for when you face Mitchell Johnson's thunderbolts in Australia.
That was illustrated when I put a question to captain Alastair Cook.
I asked whether the opinions of those outside of the team - those who have played cricket all their lives and have watched the game for years - were worth seeking, and he said no. He said essentially it was for those within the team to work out what has gone wrong. That is a worry to me and shows there is no real awareness of what is happening outside the team's bubble.
Cook was honest at the end of it all - he was obviously devastated but he fronted up and did what he had to do. He did say he was determined to try and rebuild the team, which is good to hear, and I do think he and coach Andy Flower should be the ones who lead the team forward.
But they must only do it if they really want to. I'm looking forward to interviewing Flower and hearing him say he is committed to staying on and sorting this mess out.
He must know where the problems lie and he has to put them right, otherwise somebody else has to come in and do it. If he can't pinpoint things that have gone wrong, there is an issue.
England must also learn a lesson from last summer - preparing pitches to suit yourself might help you win a series but it gives you no indication of how well your players are actually performing - and it doesn't prepare you for when you face Mitchell Johnson's thunderbolts in Australia.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 19:37 (ten years ago) link
i think the point about Pietersen is that he is seen as divisive - this means they keep him in the team for his frequent-ish ability to single-handedly win matches with the bat, but put him in the outfield because of his personality. Given Pietersen's need for attention, that solution doesn't look like any sort of solution at all, given that security and confidence seem likely to be vital components of his batting strength. Of course, if they feel that he holes out cheaply more often than he wins matches, then fine, get rid of him - but they should piss or get off the pot. Vaughan also suggested he's got a good cricketing brain, which, although I can't stand him other than when he's got a bat in his hand, seems right, and would do a hell of a lot to perk up Cook's captaincy, which I find slightly moribund.
Speaking of which - the Cook captaincy/batting average thing I don't really get. You're the stats man, AG, and I'm not sure about Cook's before/after captaincy averages, but Cook's batting was superb when he took over as captain, and for some time after that. He outperformed Michael Clarke on this tour (in terms of runs - though the timing of those runs, and the weight they carried was significant also). I think this is more a slump of form akin to the other top order batsmen, possibly with the same somewhat nebulous reasons, as well as the not at all nebulous reason of match defeat becoming psychological defeat, which was a team-wide issue. So, in a sense I agree with you, but for the opposite reason, I'd get rid of him for the captaincy and not the batting.
I heard that Agnew interview, and while it was telling that Cook was hesitant in response to Agnew's question about whether it would be good to get people in from the outside to see what's gone wrong, the tone of his question made Cook's response understandable, ie. 'Yes, I agree, but from the outside people can have a lot of differing opinions and that isn't always helpful.' It sounds like some sort of restructuring will take place, even if it isn't Cook and Flower - Gooch surely has to go - new ideas and new views will hopefully come in that way. Maybe Peter Capaldi?
Feel sorry for the lot of them really, especially Prior, who I love.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 5 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
I want him to be got rid of as captain not player (however he does need some county cricket behind him as do all the batsmen but it seems that tests arent til june not may , so that might work out for him, prior, bell & kp)
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
You think its possible that Trott/KP/Bell/Prior/Anderson/Bresnan/Monty/Tremlett will all join Swann in being dumped? (Pretty sure Swann was told he was being dropped and given the chance to 'jump' first)
Or will they blame Carberry/Root/Bairstow/Rankin etc and bring in other young players in their place?Flower says its an end of an era but with him and cook staying who will they scapegoat? I honestly dont trust them to do the right things.
Also is Finn dumped for the foreseeable future as he wasnt even considered at all for the tests?
Only Stokes & Broad have come out reputations enhanced (cook is obviously safe for now)
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Since Flower and Cook are staying on then there's no doubt Gooch is scapegoat for the batting and possibly Saker for the bowlers. But the batsmen & bowlers have to take the blame too. It really does look to me KP is the only senior batsmen that is under real threat.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
wdve thought bell has to stay. don't imagine Trott will come back. Prior will compete on the county circuit for the wk spot with others, but he's getting on a bit now isn't he? Carberry and Rankin don't look right. Root will stay I think.
Stokes, Anderson and Broad all ok.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 5 January 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
so basically KP to carry the can?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 5 January 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
I guess. it feels harsh like you say, annoying as he can be, he did have one good-ish innings. but it's equally difficult to see them embracing him in any way.
all parties may feel a long sunset of county cricket and IPL is best.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 5 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
A sad end if that's the case as I think he still has a few years left in him. Poor man-management AGAIN if that is the case.
It could be worse though. The most negative spinner ever ashley giles could get the job so gotta keep flower in just to avoid that!
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 6 January 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
pietersen is the same age as debutant carberry and three years younger than australia's two best batsmen for this series. the england management are insane if they get rid of him and use age as the excuse - it'd be falling for the australian selectors' disease of turning to the unfinished wunderkind for renewal (p. hughes, marsh, khawaja, etc). cook, bell and pietersen are your core - they don't need to be dumped, they do need to work on getting their shit together.
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Monday, 6 January 2014 08:33 (ten years ago) link
+ should probably select a full-time keeper and find a bowler with express pace too, seems to have worked out ok for us.
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Monday, 6 January 2014 08:36 (ten years ago) link
Age would only be the excuse for the press if they dump KP. Form/Ability has nothing to do with it either. The only reason he will be dumped is if Cook/Flower dont like having him around.
Total lack of man management amongst our "leaders". That is the problem not KP.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 6 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
I think its stupid to think that anyone of us can look at this disaster from the outside and see what the problem was. otoh I've had enough of KPs bullshit and he's not even scoring enough runs anymore.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
he still top scored!
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
from http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/25621244
The tacticsThis England team got to the top of the world rankings by playing tough, defensive cricket: dry up the runs in the field, wear down the opposition when batting.That strategy was made to look one-dimensional by an Australia side that rediscovered the aggression and relentless competitiveness that has defined so many of their best teams. England could neither score the runs (five times they failed to total 200 in an innings) nor take the wickets they needed to dictate as of old."England play too much by numbers and not enough by instinct out in the middle," says Vaughan."I'm not sure England's gameplan has been about beating the best team of the current era, which is South Africa. They have not been at the races."
This England team got to the top of the world rankings by playing tough, defensive cricket: dry up the runs in the field, wear down the opposition when batting.
That strategy was made to look one-dimensional by an Australia side that rediscovered the aggression and relentless competitiveness that has defined so many of their best teams. England could neither score the runs (five times they failed to total 200 in an innings) nor take the wickets they needed to dictate as of old.
"England play too much by numbers and not enough by instinct out in the middle," says Vaughan.
"I'm not sure England's gameplan has been about beating the best team of the current era, which is South Africa. They have not been at the races."
Those tactics need to change but I dont think they will. At all.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link
The tactics, as bloodless as they have been, did work for a period of time - I wasn't complaining when we were beating the aussies around and in possession of the Ashes.
We are not as good as SA because we don't have the players that are quite up to the challenge - whatever the tactics.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 January 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
I remember LJ complaining about the negative tactics all the time. Infact he even stated he hated the way england played he would support the Aussies this winter.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jan/07/andy-flower-england-team-director-kevin-pietersen
Andy Flower's future as director of the England team may hinge on whether the selectors and the new managing director see an international future for Kevin Pietersen as the side looks to regenerate after the 5-0 whitewash in the Ashes series.Although Paul Downton, who only took over at the start of the month following the retirement of Hugh Morris, has yet to begin his own assessment of the situation Flower, who has to take ultimate responsibility for the overwhelming defeat, has notionally already been given the backing of his employer, the England and Wales Cricket Board. It is believed, moreover, that both Flower and the captain Alastair Cook are likely to get Downton's official backing.However, so adamant is Flower that the presence of Pietersen in the dressing room is detrimental to the future development of the side that he is believed to be prepared to resign his position should Downton, James Whitaker, the new national selector, and Cook – if he retains the captaincy – insist that Pietersen should be a part of that process.Pietersen and Flower have issues that go back at least to early summer 2012 when, without warning, the batsman declared himself unavailable for one-day international matches. Following what were considered inappropriate text messages to the South Africa team regarding the then England captain Andrew Strauss, which subsequently contributed to his retirement, Pietersen was omitted from the final Test of the summer. It was not until the tour of India that winter that he was reintegrated into the side.
Although Paul Downton, who only took over at the start of the month following the retirement of Hugh Morris, has yet to begin his own assessment of the situation Flower, who has to take ultimate responsibility for the overwhelming defeat, has notionally already been given the backing of his employer, the England and Wales Cricket Board. It is believed, moreover, that both Flower and the captain Alastair Cook are likely to get Downton's official backing.
However, so adamant is Flower that the presence of Pietersen in the dressing room is detrimental to the future development of the side that he is believed to be prepared to resign his position should Downton, James Whitaker, the new national selector, and Cook – if he retains the captaincy – insist that Pietersen should be a part of that process.
Pietersen and Flower have issues that go back at least to early summer 2012 when, without warning, the batsman declared himself unavailable for one-day international matches. Following what were considered inappropriate text messages to the South Africa team regarding the then England captain Andrew Strauss, which subsequently contributed to his retirement, Pietersen was omitted from the final Test of the summer. It was not until the tour of India that winter that he was reintegrated into the side.
If true , I hope it's Flower who goes.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
if flower cant get on with KP then Flower needs to go.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I'm not unhappy with how this has all gone. The more positive force-for-good-cricket resoundingly prevailed.
KP not a scapegoat either. He looked more gutsy than some.
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
If KP goes and Flower stays I daresay I shall support the opposition
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link
Im kinda with you lj except i couldnt support the opposition but i dont think i could support england
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
or at least watch it
who am i kidding. I couldnt give up.
i'd be even more negative than usual tho and bashing flower every chance i get
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link
I'm never that wanker about football but alas I've always been That Guy who supports 'good cricket' with no parochial attachments (bar Worcestershire)
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link
but that tour was a low point worse than anything in my 30+ years supporting England @ cricket. And Flower & Cook have to take the lions share of the blame. That iswhat 'leaders' do. KP is not the problem here.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
three lions led by donkeys as they might say in football
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
I did watch Corey Anderson taking short-form to its logical conclusion instead of partying on NYD. I was ill ok
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
I did like Flower and he did a good job and if he had been willing to play more positive cricket then id be 100% behind him but if he has a problem with kp then Flower HAS to go. KP is irreplaceable Flower ISN'T.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
I also blame Andrew Strauss for quite a lot of this
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
hah. Strauss was complaining England were too negative! I think it's clear Flower makes the decisions not the Captain.
Maybe that is the problem?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
On a different timeline, the ECB don't appoint Moores and KP leads England in glorious Technicolor. A man can dream
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/25636332
Kevin Pietersen not a great player - Phil TufnellPhil Tufnell believes Kevin Pietersen's poor shot selection prevents him from being called "a great player".The former England spinner criticised the manner of the 33-year-old batsman's dismissals during the 5-0 Ashes whitewash against Australia."He's a good player who's played great innings, but great players wouldn't have played the shots he has throughout this series to get out," said Tufnell.
Phil Tufnell believes Kevin Pietersen's poor shot selection prevents him from being called "a great player".
The former England spinner criticised the manner of the 33-year-old batsman's dismissals during the 5-0 Ashes whitewash against Australia.
"He's a good player who's played great innings, but great players wouldn't have played the shots he has throughout this series to get out," said Tufnell.
He would know I suppose not being a great player himself.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/25638143
this dude knows the score
6.Herman31 Minutes agoKP needs to stay. If Flower has an issue with KP, then Flower has to go.I would not miss his negative tactics and lack of man-management.
KP needs to stay. If Flower has an issue with KP, then Flower has to go.I would not miss his negative tactics and lack of man-management.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Tufnell a mere 'character', player of not immense substance, public school chancer if I'm allowed free rein of the glasshouse
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
The fact Peter Such had any sort of Test career should tell you all you need to know about Tufnell. Croft always the best of that bunch
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
I'd even have Giles as a superior cricketer (with a heavy heart)
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
one thing for sure Flower and Cook wont pick monty. It's back to the days of a spinner being able to bat and bowl a bit defensively and field. Wicket taking is not important.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:11 (ten years ago) link
grrrr never ever mention that cunt in my presence again! Negative bowler who dropped Ponting in that much when Aussies were in trouble and they ended up winning 5-0.My worst nightmare is Giles as coach!
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
Monty is not the answer to anything at all. He has always lacked any guile at all.
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
I HATE ASLEY GILES
I reckon England should go all-seam until a genuinely good spinner emerges. Or pick Moeen Ali.
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link
CookRoot TaylorKPBellStokesAliDavies/ButtlerBroadOnionsAnderson
imo
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Andersons fine at home but does he still have enough in him to lead the attack on tour? He would get crucified in SA if he bowls like he did this past 6months. Hopefully hes just been overbowled and with a good rest and only bowling him in shorter spells he will be ok. but bowling 7+ overs a spell has to end. Hopefully stokes coming through will help with that.
All pace attack is fine in England but not on tour.
Do we have any quickies we can work on and maybe introduce in a year or 2?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
They've targeted Tymal Mills because he's fast. Speed alone ain't enough. Work on Finn imo
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
Oh, and Jamie Overton is the other young speedsta
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
Like I said. Get to work with them. Prepare them. They did it for KP by identifying a talent and working with him until he was ready. Fuck knows what the coaches have done to Finn. They really need to go.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
Bowling coaches should concentrate on psychology above technique. England's recent bowling coaches clearly not doing this with younger bowlers.
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:45 (ten years ago) link
swann and anderson hated KP. now Swann has gone maybe things will improve? Or will Anderson and other players say they dont want KP in and back Flower? I can see it coming to that if the ECB dont back flower to dump KP.
If Flower hasn't denied that Guardian story by tomorrow then it must be true and we will have seen the last of KP (and be a laughing stock to other countries).
Clearly they cant drop him due to form as he still outscored and out averaged the other batsmen and they would need to be dropped too.As for age clarke/rogers/haddin are all older.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
good news :)
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jan/08/andy-flower-kevin-pietersen-england-future?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 05:38 (ten years ago) link
wowhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/25650615
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 12:30 (ten years ago) link
All very Phil Brown
― pandemic, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link
Thrilling Test breaking out between Pakistan and Sri Lanka
― Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 11:50 (ten years ago) link
Kumar Sangakkara bowling in a Test, y'all
― Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 12:35 (ten years ago) link
Misbah likes getting out in the 90s doesn't he.
Dead jet lagged today, but I'm sure you'll all be on tenterhooks to hear my Melbourne/ Sydney Ashes thoughts. If you can't wait I was actually quoted in the Guardian in this article:http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/jan/04/ashes-2013-14-england
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Saturday, 11 January 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
Cook you are a fucking useless captain. resign now ffs
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link
bollocks
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:02 (ten years ago) link
i.e. that is bollocks, it wasn't Cook's captaincy that was the problem, just as it wasn't his captaincy that was the problem during the Ashes
he doesnt have a clue
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:03 (ten years ago) link
I think that's wrong. Arguably he shouldn't have bowled Stokes in the penultimate over, but what else do you think he did badly?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:04 (ten years ago) link
Bopara had the best figures yet he didnt bowl at the end. Stokes had been flogged all game. He doesnt have a clue. I'm done with him as captain.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:07 (ten years ago) link
you lose a test series 5-0 where everyone knew at 2-0 it was going to be 5-0 and this clown is still captain beggars belief. He is not a good captain. Hes not even been good enough to play in the team this past year yet KP is the one ppl want to kick out.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:09 (ten years ago) link
yes "everyone" knew that. I don't think his form has been poor enough to be dropped. The calls to drop KP are because he's a disruptive influence. Until someone comes along who is better able to lead the team, Cook is the best we have.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link
you worry that KP is going to be scapegoated, I think dropping Cook as player or captain would be a similar knee-jerk reaction. Sorry to appeal to authority, but not a single commentator has seriously suggested Cook should be dropped.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:14 (ten years ago) link
im talking abut being dropped as captain
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:16 (ten years ago) link
and no one, to my knowledge, is currently suggesting he should stop being captain, even one-eyed Aussies
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:17 (ten years ago) link
(sorry to any optically challenged Antipodeans who might be reading this)
its affected him. NZ and both ashes series his batting has been poor. Its not a recent thing thats a whole year and 3 series. His averages for those 3 series are worse than any senior batsmen and its because hes captain.A captain needs to lead. He hasnt been doing that.If he wasnt captain he would go back to scoring runs.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:18 (ten years ago) link
aussies were a shambles 1st 2 tests in the summer. rain saved us in 3rd.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link
youre right anyway nothings going to change hes gonna stay as skipper and will hopefully return to form against inferior opposition in may/june. He will have cleared his head by then hopefully.
btw what the hell have the coaches done to finn???
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link
Can we LJ's thoughts on this too. Or is he out celebrating?
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 January 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link
It was magnificent work. Faulkner has become a fearsome finisher, was clearly not over until he was out or stranded
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Friday, 17 January 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link
it's a shame Stokes served up some nice pies to hit into the stands, but there we go.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/25791500
"England ponder change of tactics"Finally, a plan b?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 18 January 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link
Well, winning something would be a change of tactic.
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 18 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
They should just blame the legacy left by the last Labour government and be done with it
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 January 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link
Another terrible defeat in the worst tour ever. Could be another 5-0
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 19 January 2014 11:26 (ten years ago) link
lost the Carlton Mid Series...is there any hope left for England??
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 January 2014 11:47 (ten years ago) link
could be some bizarre imbalanced times ahead for the international game
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/710707.html
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 19 January 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link
reckon england and australia wdnt be cunts abt it but india completely would, to their own hilarious detriment
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:03 (ten years ago) link
India pretty much controls cricket anyway as it is
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:06 (ten years ago) link
this is just gonna lead to only 3 countries playing tests eventually
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
You mean the only three countries that are actually interested in test cricket?
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:14 (ten years ago) link
you think south africa arent?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link
now being "reported" cook may give up the one day captaincy.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:29 (ten years ago) link
would think NZ, Pakistan and SL care a little bit too. WI sadly not a factor and perhaps in need of a kick up the arse. spare them until Chanderpaul goes
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link
haha but of course I am not in favour of reducing the Test roster on principle. tier 2 tests - would these count for one's official stats? Darren Bravo'd make a killing
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link
I dont like the idea myself. the other nations are just gonna go fuck it lets concentrate on 20/20
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 19 January 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
looks like Pakistan are going to chase down 302 in Sharjah
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 20 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
am watching, it's been an amazing effort, abetted by hilariously shit & negative tactics from SL. will these fucks (ever international team except aus & nz) never learn?
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Monday, 20 January 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link
pretty dark now is it? Azhar Ali has just gotten out
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 20 January 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
Misbah's the man, yet again!
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 20 January 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
all over, umpires took no shit from SL re: bad light due to timewasting. very similar to England chase in Pakistan 13 years ago to win final Test, except the chase was twice as big this time :D
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Monday, 20 January 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link
I was thinking more of the crowds who attend test matches, I don't think too many do in SA (I could be wrong though). They certainly don't in NZ.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Np4BciX.jpg
― ۩, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
too small; didn’t read.
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link
tour back on track, it's all looking rosy now!
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 24 January 2014 10:55 (ten years ago) link
VICTORY!!!
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:13 (ten years ago) link
well i'm glad.
― estela, Friday, 24 January 2014 11:41 (ten years ago) link
all is well cook must stay etc etc
― ۩, Friday, 24 January 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link
knighthood for ashley giles
yeah flippancy aside it was a good win, Buttler looks like the real deal. Cook did captain pretty well from what I gathered from TMS.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:06 (ten years ago) link
yeah flippancy aside it was a good win
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 24 January 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link
zing
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:26 (ten years ago) link
yeah cook can put away the yellow pages now
― ۩, Friday, 24 January 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link
Great to get all those warm-up games out of the way just in time for the first proper one.
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 25 January 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooNOT ASHLEY NEGATIVE WORST SPINNER EVER FUCKING GILES
― ۩, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
who would you have then?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
Doesnt matter as the jobs his. He's been trained up for it. Lets hope his coachings better than his bowling.
Im thinking Flowers jumped before being pushed.
― ۩, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Am more amused by the thrashing Glorious India just copped off a semi-pro b-tier Unimportant Nation
― 141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
xp not sure he's a shoo-in to be honest. I would have Thorpe maybe? I know you've got a thing about the King of Spain but he wasn't a bad bowler.
There was a hilariously one-eyed article in the Age when I was out there for the the Ashes, in which Dean Jones picked his next England coach. His suggestions were: SK Warne, Mike Hussey, Tom Moody, and oh I don't know maybe that Michael Vaughan bloke?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
warne would be worth it just to wind up the Aussies I suppose
― ۩, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Moody has been rumoured to be up for coach since before fletcher
Giles has it simply because they have stated they want one coach in charge of all 3 formats
― ۩, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
and he was an awful bowler.
― ۩, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
i would rather Flower had stayed tbh unless he really did do a back me over KP thing.It seems its a case of there's nobody to replace Cook so Flower has to go. But there's noone really to replace him. Giles has done a poor job with 1 day and 20/20 too.
But Paul Downton obv wants his own man in charge.
― ۩, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link
you thought England couldn't become any more of a laughing stock? KP has been told his England career is over. Selvey rejoices.
― ۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
a shame, but at least we won't have to hear about it ad nauseam any more
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
whaaat
― imago, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
fuck the ecb
― ۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
sack the ecb lol xp
― imago, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
sporting administrative body incompetent shockah
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
we're still left with a shitty captain who lost the ashes 5-0
― ۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link
Brilliant, fantastic decision.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Cook is just ruthless, my type of guy.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah like it had anything to do with him
― ۩, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link
That will cut little ice with the majority of England cricket followers who expressed immediate opinion. Predictably, Piers Morgan was the most voluble, describing Alastair Cook, who as captain was involved in the discussions that led to the decision, as "a repulsive little weasel".
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/feb/04/kevin-pietersen-england-ecb
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
why is piers morgan shitting all over cricket, can't he stick to talent shows
― imago, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link
he's a handy shibboleth. you can divide cricketers and commentators between those who seem somehow to admire him and those who can't abide the fucker.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link
actually that's a good point. Brett Lee for instance confirmed as fuckwit numero uno of the recent Aussie retirees, ditto Flintoff. might repost that Iain O'Brien tweet
― imago, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Iain O'Brien @iainobrienIt’d be good if professionals could make the right decision all of the time, @piersmorgan.
Your bad decisions got people killed.
― imago, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:53 (ten years ago) link
it's strange, some people seem to think him imbued with special moral authority or glamour, such that they crave his good opinion, while he of course goes around grubbing-up whatever avatars of populism he can find to accrue to himself. an acrid little reduction of media-sport symbiosis.
ah yes, good to see that tweet again.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
― ۩, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It was the P Morgan tweet as reported but also the piece by Mike Selvey below:
The events of 2012 have been raked over and the truce, particularly with Andy Flower, was never an easy one, although they managed a professional working relationship. The decision of Strauss to retire was crucial to this for, had he stayed, it is unlikely that Pietersen would have been selected again on the back of such disrespect for his team and captain.Instead Cook, as the new captain, championed his cause and Pietersen was retained. That Cook has undergone such a change of mind since is as telling as anything.
Instead Cook, as the new captain, championed his cause and Pietersen was retained. That Cook has undergone such a change of mind since is as telling as anything.
Surely the ECB gave weight to Cook's opinion more than most.
Anyhow, this is some carnage - couldn't have seen both Flower and Pietersen going.
Will be sickening to read an account of this tour once the dust settles. Might be many years for that to happen though.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link
swann's probably halfway thru publishing his tbf
― imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 01:38 (ten years ago) link
That full Selvey piece posted above is worth a read.
In the meantime, cricket goes on, Kumar Sangakarra has scored a triple century against the plucky Bangladeshis.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 10:54 (ten years ago) link
RIP KP, heaven needed a South African dude that looked like a skunk on acid once.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link
lol don't worry he'll be round your way for Matty "Jesus" Hayden's Big Bash League soon enough
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 12:42 (ten years ago) link
Is that the first triple in an innings when only one other player has passed 50?
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link
what on earth are NZ doing :D
― ornette coleman and deafheaven (imago), Saturday, 8 February 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link
yeah McCullum has done a number on them!
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Saturday, 8 February 2014 11:26 (ten years ago) link
looks like Mitch is about to go to town on the Saffers...
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Thursday, 13 February 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link
crikey, maybe he really is that good now. you'd think someone could play this (if anyone can, Amla and ABDV can, and they're in now)
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Thursday, 13 February 2014 12:23 (ten years ago) link
seeing him live brought it home just how quick he is. Rhino is no slouch but Mitch was another level.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Thursday, 13 February 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link
mitch mitch mitch
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 February 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link
STRAYA, WE'RE THE FUCKEN BEST
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 February 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
natural order restored
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 14 February 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link
^^ real talk
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 February 2014 12:59 (ten years ago) link
A century from Warner is going to be a huuuuuge chilli on the stick.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 February 2014 13:01 (ten years ago) link
Johnson takes all of 5 balls to pick up his 1st wicket of the 2nd innings
― pandemic, Saturday, 15 February 2014 09:07 (ten years ago) link
AB gone - different class to the rest - stick a fork in 'em
― 12 years a slave to the rhythm (haitch), Saturday, 15 February 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Just the 12 wickets so far for Mitch.
― pandemic, Saturday, 15 February 2014 14:25 (ten years ago) link
Demolition! That was fun to watch.
― pandemic, Saturday, 15 February 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Mental disintegration is back! ~STRAYA~
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 15 February 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link
nobody has hurt more south africans than dis bloke (since breaker morant that is)
http://images.smh.com.au/2013/11/27/4958950/johnson-729-620x349.jpg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 15 February 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link
extraordinary stuff from NZ here
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Sunday, 16 February 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link
I need to be up in <5 hours, but I can't look away. This is seriously incredible sport
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
Quite possibly the best innings I've ever seen. And he's back tomorrow!
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 05:16 (ten years ago) link
281*, amazing!
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 17 February 2014 09:09 (ten years ago) link
Choice!
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Monday, 17 February 2014 09:10 (ten years ago) link
I note it failed to knock off the main story on a Cricinfo: what Michael Holding thinks about Mitch.
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Monday, 17 February 2014 09:11 (ten years ago) link
~BIG THREE CONSPIRACY~
did i ever mention that sportspeople retweeting their fans' obsequy gets on my wick
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhPK4uPCMAIp9i3.jpg
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 24 February 2014 13:31 (ten years ago) link
if that turns out to be Rhino's last match, then what a way to go!
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link
amazing. I was sure they were cooked after the philander reversal.
― if I only could, I'd make a meme with doge (haitch), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
http://feministafridi.tumblr.com/
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 March 2014 07:48 (ten years ago) link
http://feministafridi.tumblr.com/image/40954035443
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 March 2014 07:49 (ten years ago) link
oh my god
― You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Monday, 10 March 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link
cricket eh? fuckin' hell
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 13 March 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
c'mon Darren
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 13 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
lol well done England
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 13 March 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/mar/18/south-australia-bowler-banned-over-penis-graffiti
https://twitter.com/PaulAmy375/status/445751337163034625/photo/1
― stakker human leg (haitch), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link
oh England
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 27 March 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
the perfect end to a perfect winter
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:04 (ten years ago) link
― imago, Monday, 31 March 2014 13:29 (ten years ago) link
Quick someone arrange a Scotland v England match, any format
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
"The real reason the Ramayana is considered [more] boring than the Mahabharata is that India and Sri Lanka met in the final there too." - @krtgrphr
alternativecricket.com is the best
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 April 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
cheating cnuts
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
shocking sportsmanship there. the test series is going to be tasty now. Wish we had a 100mph bowler to knock their heads off
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
Jonathan Agnew, BBC Test Match Special
On Twitter: Shocking to see that on a cricket field. Buttler was not attempting to steal a run, and there was no warning. Contravenes spirit of cricket.
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
Jonathan Agnew, BBC Test Match SpecialButtler run-out reaction
"Where the law was once you entered a delivery stride you can't run somebody out, it's been changed. You can't do it at the completion of your delivery swing. Whether it's in the law or not, it depends how you want to play your cricket.
"It doesn't happen very often because it's not in the spirit of the game, unless someone is trying to dash out of his crease all the time. I didn't think Buttler was doing that. It's a shame. These things do have a lasting impact.
all by a bowler with a dodgy possibly illegal action too.
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
the last line is by me btw
come on lj and play devils advocate we all know you want to
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
sri lanka can say they did everything within the rules of the game and were entitled to do it but they cannot justify it as being in the spirit of cricket.
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
I am ok with it. If you don't want to get run out, stay behind the crease. If you are out of your crease and not trying to get an advantage, what are you doing?
Alec Stewart:
"First of all it's not ideal. With the laws of the game as they are Sri Lanka are entitled to appeal. They warned Buttler. Buttler did exactly the same thing again. Senanayake is allowed to do that and [captain Angelo] Mathews is allowed to uphold the decision. We don't like to see that, but why have that law when it can't be used. The law needs to change so there is something else instead of a consequence of being run out, or you can just put up with it."
Warning is key here.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
SV otm, but Senanayake is a bastard
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
"spirit of the game" is the last refuge of a scoundrel tbh
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
Agnew is a pompous ass and whatevs to the spirit of the game (it's whatever people make of it at the time), but Buttler was pretty unlucky. A team mate got Mankaded in a Sunday pub cricket game I was playing in a few years ago, we were not happy.
Unfair to call someone a cheat when they were acting within the laws and the regulations of the game IMO, and his action and potential problems with it are irrelevant.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
whatever you call it its pretty shitty. And the fact is never happens when it could happen in every innings shows its not on. He was barely out of his crease he wasnt gainhing any advantage. as bumble says, he was dozy.
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
does it show it's "not on"? I'm not sure myself. He had been warned as well.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
sri lanka won anyway. spoiled the series really as an extra 30 runs could have made it exciting. It will mask cooks shitty captaincy too
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
wonder what cook and moores brave new dawn will be. so far its same old minus kp. Wonder if buttler will get the nod over prior? Prior has done nothing to deserve a recall so far.
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
plus who will open? its just gonna be pretty much the same losers in the team from the ashes whitewash innit?
― ۩, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
"Is it Right to Mankad?"
1. I accept that not all laws are perfect, but it seems necessary that the batsman isn't allowed to 'steal a base' without the risk of being run out.
2. "But Alt, he was only two inches out of his crease?"
Well, then he was run out by two inches. You never heard Inzamam say to the third umpire "I was only two inches out, I'll be quicker next time!"
3. The bowler was acting "against the Spirit of Cricket."
This is not true. It's such an absurd point, that if you truly believe this, just press that hard reset button in your cranium and try this again tomorrow.
Let's not forget that Senanayake warned Buttler TWICE, even though he wasn't obliged to do so. He was, in fact, overly polite.
4. Note that the strong anti-Senanayake opinions on this one seem to be emanating from English journalists. They like to stoke jingoistic fires, because it suits their agenda - stay chummy with Team England to get the insider leaks, and have an angle to write about in tomorrow's papers.
Nobody would have read a column about a comfortable chase of 220!
Many journalists are guilty of doing this for their respective countries (just look at the outrage generated by Broad's comments to Ajmal last week - it was played out as England bullying the colonies!)
5. Coverage has been 90% on Senanayake, 10% on Buttler. If Buttler hadn't dozed off, England would have likely reached close to 250, which might have been a winning score on this pitch.
Yet, at the end of the match, Cook was disdainful towards Angelo Mathews. Mate, you should be annoyed with your shitshow of a team!
***
As ever, I welcome your comments. First one to claim that I'm 'anti-English' wins a prize.
See previous post for full laws on Mankading.
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
He's anti-English, but some of those points see valid.
AG, Cook captained well last night with the bowlers, it was the selection and batting that was the problem.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link
I was either which way on the mankading but agnew's pompous attitude pissed me off so much that I'd laugh like a drain if it happened again in the tests or he periodically threatened to do it thus disrupting the flow of the game. the wounded outrage that the spirit of the game has been violated feels laughable.
tho a more sober analysis might say that cricket is partly entertaining by constantly edging notions of fairness against strict legality. we like fretting about such stuff and players partly define themselves by and against it.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
so the brave new dawn of English cricket is Stokes dropped for not playing enough, matt prior is in despite only having kept once? (he certainly hasn't earned his place back) work that one out.no spinners and instead 2 part time spinners. Jordan & Robson is interesting though.
Alastair Cook (Essex), Moeen Ali (Worcestershire), James Anderson (Lancashire), Gary Ballance (Yorkshire), Ian Bell (Warwickshire), Stuart Broad (Nottinghamshire), Chris Jordan (Sussex), Liam Plunkett (Yorkshire), Matt Prior (Sussex), Sam Robson (Middlesex), Joe Root (Yorkshire), Chris Woakes (Warwickshire).
― ۩, Thursday, 5 June 2014 10:39 (nine years ago) link
Plunkett seems like a good pick to me, though I will say again "Onions". I think they were always going to go for Prior, but I agree that his match fitness is a concern.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link
Onions has been injured. I'd have gone for the in-form Jack Brooks as reserve bowler.
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link
Also a bit sad that Samit Patel's astounding form isn't enough.
Hope Robson gets out for 0 in every innings he plays for England (double-standards with KP? Yes. I make no apology)
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:23 (nine years ago) link
ah I didn't realise that re. Onions. I agree about Samit, he could have had 5 centuries already this season and having him as a left arm spin option would be handy. Fated to only play on the subcontinent perhaps.
Why the Robson hate?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link
Robson has already played age-group cricket for Australia, and unlike, say, KP, he's not come over for (admittedly half-baked) ideological reasons, and he isn't a player of rare and explosive talent. He's a solid opener who's managed to get international cricket in the only side (of the two) which would have picked him. If the Australian selectors were in charge of the England team, I'm certain Lyth would be in right now
It's mostly because he's Australian, tbf
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link
fair enough, though it's interesting that the other two new picks are "Empire" picks, Jordan and Moeen. Nationality is a slippery thing! I would probably have gone with Compton or Carberry myself, but then I'm a stick in the mud.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link
moeen ali was born in birmingham you fucking idiot
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link
& compton was born and raised in south africa, arriving in england at more or less the same age as chris jordan
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link
hey no need to go off on one, or to call me names. Compton proves the point I was trying to make- the England team has always been made up of people born all over the world, as well as people born in England
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link
cf. http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/may/27/the-spin-england-cricket-history
no, I refuse to allow your appalling and racist insinuations about Moeen Ali's nationality to pass without rejoinder; you're lucky I wasn't harsher. I notice you didn't even climb down
I'm fully aware that English cricket is drawn from around the globe; colonialist vectors are still prominent in the sport today. It seems odd that Robson has moved against the contemporary gradient of cricketing osmosis, but look closer and you'll still see England cast as the old exploiter. See how Ireland has been denied a Test side!
I have nothing against those of other countries representing themselves in professional cricket in England; I welcome it. And on a personal level, I welcome their inclusion in Test cricket. But I also feel that a nation's Test side should represent and reflect its cricketing culture(s), its way of bringing up its young and its available talent. Young English players, growing up dreaming of Test representation, only to be usurped at the last by an Australian of all people? And an Australian who might not even be that much greater than them? It pains thinking about.
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link
hold on a minute, there's nothing racist in stating that Moeen is English because of Britain's imperial history, which was what I was doing. What exactly do you want me to climb down from?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:21 (nine years ago) link
Moeen is English because he was born in England, raised in England and considers himself English. Everything else is reverse-projection bullshit. I'M only fucking English because my Cypriot grandparents moved here, after the British set up a colony in Cyprus! Imperialist history, you created me too! Wow, I'm an "Empire" ilxor! ISN'T NATIONALITY A SLIPPERY THING
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
Moeen is a Muslim and has dark skin and a beard. That's basically your argument.
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:26 (nine years ago) link
Gonna leave this thread for a bit I think
no it's not my argument, I think you're reading a lot into that (ill-advised, as it turns out) post. to be clear: Moeen is English and is in the squad on merit, and I would never suggest otherwise, I'm sorry if I've given any impression to the contrary.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link
can we get back to the real issue
I think they were always going to go for Prior, but I agree that his match fitness is a concern.
not just fitness (tho its a double standard re stokes) but his form is why he was dropped. He was fucking rotten with both batting and keeping. He may have a century this season but he has kept ONCE. How is that earning his place back in the side?
― ۩, Thursday, 5 June 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
don't recall him being bad at keeping over the winter, though his batting was indeed awful. Problem now is he seems to be able to bat okay, but can he keep properly over the 5 days? Cook has come out and said Buttler is not ready, but if not now then when?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
his keeping was stinking. from his great form v nz in nz he had a poor home series against them and was awful in both ashes. His keeping got so bad they had to drop him, it wasnt just his batting.I dont think buttler is ready for it either but it would do no harm in playing him in these 2 tests to find out. Sometimes the only way to find out if someones ready is to play them. Italso helps prior get proper match fit in the counties and get form for india.it all smacks of prior being cooks mate tbh. Its just double standards.
no proper spinner and an unfit keeper plus how fit is Broad? Its a potential disaster waiting to happen. Tailoring wickets to suit england's pace attack wont do them any good in the long run. Look how out of touch jimmy was in oz. Green wickets that suit him wont tell us his true state of whether hes lost it or was "burnt out".
sri lanka and india grew up with spin. if they bat them out of attack jimmy and broad will be overbowled again and that was supposed to be why they were burnt out.
― ۩, Thursday, 5 June 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link
btw is woakes good enough to bowl at test level?
― ۩, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
any of you tightwads bought this yet? 360 or ps3http://i.imgur.com/NQek0JO.jpg
The pc version is out this week or next i think via steam but you need a controller i think.
― ۩, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
I've had the 360 version since it came out. batting is really hard but bowing is easier.career mode is awesome. I chose to be a left arm fast bowler and its fun working my way up.
― ۩, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link
was watching in the pub this evening when this happened
https://vine.co/v/MDJbqLnuzhh
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 June 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
yeah saw that. wondrous.
and to think I was tipping him for a Test call-up the other day upthread ;)
― Who whom kissed? (imago), Friday, 6 June 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
Pollard's from a fortnight ago was good too.
http://youtu.be/y_2otJ9wl-Y
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 6 June 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
sick, hadn't seen that before
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 June 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
yeah that's amazing
this was a good one if you ignore the fact he fell over first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0wgDvgwXo
― Who whom kissed? (imago), Friday, 6 June 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
that was some incredible catches
― ۩, Friday, 6 June 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
Jermaine Blackwood, WI's new batsman, just made me burst out laughing
On zero, in his first Test innings, he played a Trent Boult over as follows:
Ball 1: Defeated by massive inswing, rapped on pad, lbw appeal turned down
Ball 2: Ball holds line, edge through slips for four
Ball 3: Defeated by massive inswing, ball goes over stumps to keeper
Ball 4: Another big inswinger, on-driven for six
Ball 5: Beaten outside off on the drive
Ball 6: Leave
I approve tbh
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
yo sharivari, WI in with a chance of pulling off the ridiculous here
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Monday, 30 June 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
Can't see it happening but would be fantastic if it did.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 30 June 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
I'm watching it and Holder is playing like a proper top-order player, doesn't look in trouble /jinx
Shillingford a bit ropier but if he stays in another half-hour this is a serious match
Southee with a new ball looms tho, yeah
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Monday, 30 June 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
sorry everyone
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Monday, 30 June 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
watching chanderpaul and brathwaite batting together is v soothing
― imago, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
a sublimer game has not yet been devised
ok now it's quite tense in a perfectly wonderful way. brathwaite, who is one of the most rock-solid batsmen i've ever seen but has no weight of shot to speak of, has been on 199 for 12 balls. he's never scored a FC double ton. the spinners are on. he keeps hitting it at the fielders. it's quite pantomimic by now
― imago, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
to add to the sense of liminal torture, the score is 399 and chanderpaul is on 49
― imago, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
brathwaite smashes a four! tbf it needed such a travesty, it was too deadlocked otherwise, too crystallised in perfect stasis
― imago, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
how many balls is that double off?
― Fizzles, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
434. an opus
― imago, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
marvellous.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
sulieman benn @suliebennIt was an absolute pleasure watching the wizard @K_Brathwaite at work over the last two days https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/270c.png #205no #inspiration #BOOM
you know when praise is just a little too effusive
― imago, Sunday, 7 September 2014 00:20 (nine years ago) link
yes against bangladesh
even the bones of wg grace could get a lazy double century against bangladesh
― Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 September 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link
Geoffrey-Boycott-reveals-how-Feng-Shui-helped-him-beat-cancer.html
lol just like it helped you beat yourr wife amirite
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 September 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
fawad alam bowling in a backwards cap is some of the purest swag I've ever seen on a cricket field
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
Boycott used to do that.
― The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
qed
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
btw this is on the first line of GIS results for geoff boycott blingee
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/3b4/189210157_843607.gif
an ILX classic
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link
even more so than the Windies, a strong Pakistan is essential for world cricket. today was great :)
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 26 October 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link
of course the Windies are a terrible & sad story rn, and I don't know how they're gonna resolve it
relying on the mercy of the BCCI I suppose, good luck with that
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
It's Pakistan. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT PAKISTAN IS GOING TO DO NEXT?
― Kitchener Bun is also a hip hop artist (King Boy Pato), Monday, 27 October 2014 08:57 (nine years ago) link
(but maybe it's already time for Pup to hand the reigns over to #DEVEREUX)
xp probably win, given they really like playing in Dubai?
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 27 October 2014 08:58 (nine years ago) link
meanwhile a Test of thrilling ineptitude between two teams Ireland could beat!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Monday, 27 October 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
Everyone at the ICC is going to be so embarrassed when Ireland smash it in that "relegation Test", if that ever happens.
― Kitchener Bun is also a hip hop artist (King Boy Pato), Monday, 27 October 2014 09:51 (nine years ago) link
Banning England from poaching all their best players, handing out amnesties to Morgan & Rankin and giving them Test status makes so much sense by now, but yeah they fear embarrassment
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link
I still reckon a three-match Australia vs Ireland test series would only be the biggest money maker ever and CA is damned dull if they think otherwise.
― Kitchener Bun is also a hip hop artist (King Boy Pato), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:08 (nine years ago) link
Or at least invite them over for an ODI series series instead of this "England" mob.
― Kitchener Bun is also a hip hop artist (King Boy Pato), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link
*tri series
― Kitchener Bun is also a hip hop artist (King Boy Pato), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link
Ed Joyce all scoring 75% of their runs, Australia's middle order all still collapsing
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:21 (nine years ago) link
Lorry just went past with DEVEREUX on it
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:03 (nine years ago) link
Watch the fuck out, Henry Blofeld, there's a new kid in town.
― ... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
gonna work on starting every other sentence with "A rather colourful pigeon"
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link
ah now it's fine to see Aus cop ownage like this for once
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 2 November 2014 10:42 (nine years ago) link
"[Misbah] had been dropped second ball by Peter Siddle off Smith's bowling."
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Sunday, 2 November 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link
It's fun playing Pakistan at the moment:
If they had run two, Misbah would have had three successive scores of 101. As it happens, he has three centuries in a row, Younis has four in five innings, and Pakistan have declared in four successive innings, the first time that has happened.
OptaJim @OptaJim 2m2 minutes ago87 - All members of Pakistan's top five have scored at least 87, a record for a Test innings. Platform. #PakvNZ
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:27 (nine years ago) link
yeah but can they do it on a pacy greentop in pretoria
― imago, Monday, 10 November 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link
Comment from my brother: "Azhar Ali needs to pull his finger out"
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
Gorblimey
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
Oh, get India and SL to play enough ODIS, inevitable it would happen
― imago, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
Well yes there is that
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link
It's only November 14 yet I already want to stab James Brayshaw with a broken mid strength beer bottle.
― Kitchener Bun is also a hip hop artist (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link
haven't worked out which one he is
― imago, Friday, 14 November 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link
hussey obv more high pitched and nasal but can't tell tubby from brayshaw #pom
second least blokey voice (after slats)
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2014 11:03 (nine years ago) link
prone to shouting "woah-ho-hooah!"
is he the one on with mark nicholas and slats rn
― imago, Friday, 14 November 2014 11:05 (nine years ago) link
aw well that's game over then, not watching the rest
and to think that all broken, bashed australia needed was the waca pitch
― imago, Friday, 14 November 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link
#DEVEREUX
that's the pride of queensland, ian "heals" healy!!!
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link
STEVER PETER DEVEREUX STEVE SMITH
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 November 2014 10:24 (nine years ago) link
and er matty wade
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 November 2014 10:25 (nine years ago) link
devereux is maybe the most rootable-for* australian cricketer since...gillespie?
*bad choice of phrase, yeah. OR IS IT
― imago, Friday, 21 November 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
James Faulkner Is Batting Quite Well.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 November 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link
ahahahaha slats just called that delivery rubbish, good times
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 November 2014 11:22 (nine years ago) link
Horrible, best wishes Phil, hope you pull through.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
yep not good, Phil actually has a dedicated thread with well-wishing occurring: Thread of welcoming NSW's own PHIL HUGHES into the Australian national side
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
Phil Hughes dead aged 25. Terrible, terrible news. RIP.
― Fizzles, Thursday, 27 November 2014 07:35 (nine years ago) link
Surprised more cricketers aren't seriously injured by bouncers tbh. RIP.
― rising stones cross (anagram), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link
Some are, but to be killed by one. Horrendous news.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 November 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link
Awful, poor Philip.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 10:42 (nine years ago) link
back watching cricket. what else is there
brendon mccullum is batting with a mad agony, a sort of insane grief that happens in times like this
― imago, Friday, 28 November 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
78-ball hundred. doesn't even celebrate
― imago, Friday, 28 November 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link
131* off 103 balls so far, good lord
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 November 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
I had to check that they hadn't started play an ODI
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 November 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link
Just days after a bouncer killed the Australia Test batsman Phillip Hughes tragedy has again struck on a cricket pitch when an umpire standing in a match in the Israeli city of Ashdod was killed after being hit by a ball.The 60-year-old umpire, who was not named, was taken to hospital in the nearby town of Ashkelon in a critical condition and died of his injuries.One of the players who witnessed the incident told the Nana10 website that the umpire, standing at the bowler’s end, was struck by the ball in his face after it ricocheted off the stumps from a shot that came straight down the pitch.Cricket is not a major sport in Israel but Ashdod, where a large number of immigrants from India live, is one of the main centres for it.
The 60-year-old umpire, who was not named, was taken to hospital in the nearby town of Ashkelon in a critical condition and died of his injuries.
One of the players who witnessed the incident told the Nana10 website that the umpire, standing at the bowler’s end, was struck by the ball in his face after it ricocheted off the stumps from a shot that came straight down the pitch.
Cricket is not a major sport in Israel but Ashdod, where a large number of immigrants from India live, is one of the main centres for it.
― xelab, Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
yo ShariVari, Windies bowling first at Centurion - Ambrose has been bowling coach for a while now - reckon that they might put on a show? We know Roach can be fearsome and Taylor can swing it but I'm most intrigued to see Cottrell
― imago, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 08:42 (nine years ago) link
Honestly, no. I can forever live in hope though. Haven't seen much of Cottrell for Jamaica but he hasn't overly impressed. A couple of early wickets would be great for confidence though.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 08:51 (nine years ago) link
tough day for Australia by the sound of it. This Hazelwood sounds like he might be decent though.
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 09:27 (nine years ago) link
Roach!
Two best players in together now. Very interesting period before lunch coming up.
― imago, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link
hmm.
― imago, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
de villiers just practising his helicopter shot now, over and over again. slightly humiliating, slightly awesome
― imago, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link
1.5Rabada to Gayle, SIX, full just outside off and crunched over long-on, trademark Gayle, big whack, in the slot for him really, such a clean strike1.6Rabada to Gayle, SIX, step to leg and this time takes a length ball over straight midwicket, absolutely creamed it once againWest Indies 20/0 CH Gayle 13* (8b 2x6)2.6Abbott to Gayle, SIX, a step down the wicket, frees the arms and strokes a length ball over long-off, superb, the timing perfect once moreWest Indies 29/0 CH Gayle 19* (9b 3x6)3.3Rabada to Gayle, FOUR, low full toss on off stump, Gayle was aiming leg side but gets a thick outside edge past backward point3.4Rabada to Gayle, SIX, moves to the leg side, the bowler tries to follow him but to no avail, blasted away from middle and leg over long-off3.5Rabada to Gayle, FOUR, whacks it leg side this time, clean as a whistle, it screams past mid-on3.6Rabada to Gayle, 2 runs, short ball, Gayle tries to whack it somewhere and gets a bit of a top edge into the off side, cover charges back and dives but can't get thereWest Indies 46/0 CH Gayle 35* (13b 2x4 4x6)5.3Parnell to Gayle, FOUR, length outside off, pulled hard over mid-on, more of a club this time but still enough meat5.4Parnell to Gayle, SIX, length ball again, Gayle steps to the leg side and boshes it straight down the ground, well into the stand, timed that much better5.5Parnell to Gayle, FOUR, tighter line and pulled behind square, four more, just used the pace this time, one bounce over the rope5.6Parnell to Gayle, FOUR, full and wide of off stump, driven at and gets it over point into the fence, fifty in JUST 17 BALLS! The fastest fifty for West Indies
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 9 January 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
^^^on my mobile, can someone do De Villiers now
― rae sredrum (imago), Sunday, 18 January 2015 12:39 (nine years ago) link
AB de Villiers, right handed bat, comes to the crease38.4Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, FOUR, fuller length delivery on off, de Villiers comes on the front foot and smashes it down the ground to long-on to get off the mark with a boundary38.5Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, 2 runs, another fullish delivery outside off, de Villiers leans forward and slices the drive to squarish third man for a brace38.6Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, 1 run, almost yorker length outside off, de Villiers jams it out to third man39.1A Russell to de Villiers, 1 run, short good length delivery on off, de Villiers leans forward and pushes it to cover-point39.3A Russell to de Villiers, FOUR, short of length delivery just outside off, de Villiers stays on the back foot and smashes it over the mid-off fielder for a boundary39.4A Russell to de Villiers, SIX, back of a length delivery just outside off, de Villiers shuffles across and pulls it handsomely over the to deep backward square leg boundary for his first maximum39.5A Russell to de Villiers, FOUR, fuller length delivery outside off, de Villiers clears his front foot and lofts it wide over mid-off fielder for another boundary39.6A Russell to de Villiers, SIX, length delivery outside off, de Villiers comes across and scoops it over the fine leg fence for yet another maximum. 22 runs came off the over40.2Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, SIX, if you bowl a full toss like that, it deserves the treatment. This was a friendly full toss on off, de Villiers clears his front leg and clubs it over the long-off fence for another maximum40.3Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, no run, slower off-cutter on off, de Villiers backs away and looks to go over the off-side again, but only manages to mistime it back to the bowler40.4Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, 2 runs, fuller length delivery on middle, de Villiers backs away and looks to whip it through the on-side, gets a thickish inside egde which runs to deep backward square leg for a brace40.5Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, 2 runs, fullish on middle, de Villiers backs away and flicks it to deep mid-wicket for yet another couple40.6Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, leg byes, 1 run, fuller length delivery on leg, de Villiers gets down on one knee and looks to reverse paddle, but misses. The ball runs off the pads to square leg, the batsmen sneak in a leg bye41.1J Holder to de Villiers, 1 run, fuller length delivery on off, de Villiers clears his front foot and smashes it to long-on41.3J Holder to de Villiers, SIX, full toss outside off, de Villiers gets down on one knee and paddles it way over the fine leg fence for another maximum41.4J Holder to de Villiers, SIX, half-volley just outside off, de Villiers clears his front foot and smashes it over the long-off fence to register the fastest fifty in ODIs in just 16 balls. Take a bow AB, take a bow!41.5J Holder to de Villiers, SIX, fuller length delivery on off, de Villiers stays inside the crease and clears his front leg again and lofts it high over Samuels at long-on41.6J Holder to de Villiers, FOUR, fullish delivery outside off, de Villiers yet again clears his front foot and slices it over cover for a boundary. 24 runs came off the over42.2Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, SIX, banged in short and at the batsman, de Villiers goes for the hook, gets a top-edge that sails way over the fine leg fence, what a blinder de Villiers is playing42.3Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, 1 run, de Villiers backs away and Taylor follows him with a yorker, he digs it out to deep backward square leg42.5Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, FOUR, brings out the reverse paddle now and dispatches it to the third man fence, bisecting short third man and backward point42.6Jerome Taylor to de Villiers, 1 run, slower short ball from Taylor, de Villiers pulls it to deep mid-wicket, he will keep the strike43.1Dwayne Smith to de Villiers, 1 run, yorker length delivery outside off, de Villiers moves across and looks to whip it hard, gets an inside edge onto the pad and the ball rolls away into the off-side43.5Dwayne Smith to de Villiers, no run, yorker outside off, de Villiers jams it out back to the bowler43.6Dwayne Smith to de Villiers, no ball, FOUR, a full toss from Smith, de Villiers backs away and looks to smash it through the off-side, gets a thick outside edge that runs away to the right of the keeper, it has also been called a no-ball because of the height and hence, he will have to bowl it again43.6Dwayne Smith to de Villiers, FOUR, the extra ball costs West Indies another four, it was fuller and on middle stump line, de Villiers clears the front leg and clubs it to the long-on fence, the fielder at long-on had no chance of cutting that off, this boundary also brings up the 100-run partnership between these two, it came off just 34 balls44.5A Russell to de Villiers, no run, de Villiers backs away yet again, but Russell follows him, he can't connect with the swing and the keeper collects it down leg44.6A Russell to de Villiers, SIX, another super shot from de Villiers, it was on a length and just outside off, de Villiers goes across and gets down on one knee, paddle scoops it over the fine leg fence45.3J Holder to de Villiers, FOUR, de Villiers smashes another one, it was a fuller one on off, de Villiers clears his front leg and smashes it straight down the ground for another maximum45.4J Holder to de Villiers, SIX, this is breathtaking from de Villiers, he goes down on one knee and scoops the full toss for another maximum over the fine leg fence
de Villiers is on 98 now
45.5J Holder to de Villiers, SIX, he has done it! This is the fastest century in ODI cricket. What an exhibiton from the South African captain. It was full and just outside off, de Villiers gets down on one knee and slog sweeps it to the deep mid-wicket fence for another maximum, this is just brilliant batting. He has his hands aloft in joy, takes the helmet off and raises his bat to acknowledge the applause. Amla gives him a hug as well!
― Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 January 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link
grand, SV will enjoy that
― rae sredrum (imago), Sunday, 18 January 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link
when he's not busy punching lockers Stokes can still play a bit...http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/737437.html
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Monday, 2 February 2015 12:11 (nine years ago) link
why's garda not going buckwild here
― not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Monday, 16 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/31635759
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 February 2015 08:41 (nine years ago) link
yeah that's awesome, wish i'd seen it
who were you supporting in WI - Ireland? be hoooonest
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:01 (nine years ago) link
WI 'til i die irrespective of how bad we get. My other half had a good gloat, though.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:06 (nine years ago) link
tbf WI are having one of their schizophrenic tournaments, could beat or lose to anyone, the UAE game will be intriguing
Ireland doing excellently, their game vs Pakistan will hopefully live up to billing
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:08 (nine years ago) link
christ i've gone full mcnulty
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:09 (nine years ago) link
i hope ireland cunt everyone
the fastest 150, several weeks and 20 balls too slow. this chap can play a bit eh
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:09 (nine years ago) link
Jason Holder 5-2-9-1
Jason Holder 10-2-104-1
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 08:10 (nine years ago) link
New Zealand beat Ireland by 290 runs once. That's the biggest win ever. Maybe until now.
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 27 February 2015 09:12 (nine years ago) link
SA obviously thinking about their net run rate
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 27 February 2015 09:16 (nine years ago) link
stick cricket world cup. maxwell last night, jesus christ.
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link
brendan mccullum the master of consistent brutal bowling attack dismemberment though, he's scored in this fashion against everyone cept scotland.
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
Bye bye Eng, ain't gonna miss ya.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 March 2015 11:49 (nine years ago) link
hi
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Monday, 9 March 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link
probably otm
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Monday, 9 March 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link
"I'll have to look at the data"
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link
this team's epitaph
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Monday, 9 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link
...and that scorecard is probably the ideal epitaph for this WI team. They'd be half decent if they had a single bowler. Batting implosion also perfect - thirty overs, blaze of glory
― to pump a bit of lye (imago), Saturday, 21 March 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
lol @ West Indies actually scoring at a quicker rate than NZ.
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 21 March 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link
XD
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 09:57 (nine years ago) link
never, ever change
best bit: a south african held it together for NZ
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 09:58 (nine years ago) link
lol at south africa 4eva
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:07 (nine years ago) link
de villiers' missed run-out was amazing
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link
they said Duminy would make an impact
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link
even men with steel hearts could feel Morne Morkel's tears
he really bowled well
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link
awwww ab :(
enter the megalith
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link
the missed AB runout was truly something else
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link
there were later chokes, by both sides, but that was dare I say the defining one
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link
Clarke you magnificent bastard
― the biggest aspie disser in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 09:54 (nine years ago) link
lol kiss of death
― the biggest aspie disser in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 09:56 (nine years ago) link
oh no now i will have to act faux-gracious for days (weeks, months, years)
― estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link
Well that game sucked
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link
aw steve smith, how could i begrudge that joyful face.
― estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:15 (nine years ago) link
^true patriot
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link
it would be a different story if he played for the wallabies.
― estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link
tbf devereux is a class act on & off
nz blew it early but the real executioner was that faulkner swine, the guy's sheer tasmanian devil, absolute fiend of a bloke. cartoon villain stuff
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:52 (nine years ago) link
more of a contest would have been good but it's a very small blow in the scheme of things.
― estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:08 (nine years ago) link
belittling cricket in the face of rugby is tantamount to pulling my tail while dangling grilled halloumi kebabs in front of me, but I must let this, as with all things, pass
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:19 (nine years ago) link
after i read 'pulling my tail while dangling' i left the rest of that thing unparsed.
― estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link
Richie Benaud RIP.
Cricket commentary (and cricket full stop) will never be the same w/out you.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link
oh shit
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link
rip you ripsnorter
well that's a bummer
― division of bowker (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2015 08:06 (nine years ago) link
a good innings
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 10 April 2015 08:09 (nine years ago) link
RIP Richie :(((((((
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 10 April 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link
another good innings http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/32376031
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
Not looking good for England is it
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 3 May 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
moores must go
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 May 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
expecting ShariVari encomium to J Blackwood come morning
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link
looks like strauss has the DoC role so dont expect things to change or KP to get back nowmore boring cricket and 5-0 to the Aussies to come.
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
o m g
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, this is extraordinary. I suspect light will rob us of a result though.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link
30 off 12-ish
― Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link
so close
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link
great effort
― Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link
Jos Buttler a century off 46 balls. Amazing stuff. If only he could do it in tests
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link
...but who needs Buttler, when you have Stokes?
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Sunday, 3 January 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
― Ted Nü-Djent (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 January 2016 11:10 (eight years ago) link
Bairstow is no slouch either. Cook/Compton give a nice balance to the team.
― Ted Nü-Djent (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 January 2016 11:11 (eight years ago) link
wtf 4 real @ Eng being able to bat.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 January 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link
can i just
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:54 (eight years ago) link
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6204593.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/England-v-Australia-Fourth-Test-Day-One.jpg
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Saturday, 16 January 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link
So pleased.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 January 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
SA are bobbins but that was magnificent yeah
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
it was incredible. So used to it being England it happens to.
― Ted Nü-Djent (Cosmic Slop), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link
WI into the final of the under-19 World Cup, beating Bangla. Springer looks very good from the bits and pieces i saw. It's a shame i had to work today otherwise i'd have gone to the match.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 February 2016 11:13 (eight years ago) link
how are you in bangladesh now
― odysseus (imago), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:05 (eight years ago) link
anyway, WI have done alright in this tournament sure, whether through honourable or downright appalling means, but they're going to get plastered all over the wall by India
― odysseus (imago), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:07 (eight years ago) link
Hetmeyer clearly the big WI find, for mine
*Hetmyer, even
― odysseus (imago), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:15 (eight years ago) link
Not only in Bangladesh, i went past the Sher-e-Bangla stadium twice today.
Yes, India will steamroller them but some potentially decent talent coming through.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:16 (eight years ago) link
yeah it is enouraging - they have a crop of potentially decent players here. offsets the doom-mongering a bit
― odysseus (imago), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:19 (eight years ago) link
Well, well.
― odysseus (imago), Sunday, 14 February 2016 10:03 (eight years ago) link
of coooooourse keemo paul hits the winning run, lol
― odysseus (imago), Sunday, 14 February 2016 10:19 (eight years ago) link
Woo! That was a pleasant surprise.
I was on the plane back with the Pakistan squad yesterday. They all look so young, bless them, apart from Sameen Gul who is going to be a beast.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 February 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link
Anyone? No? KBP?
― odysseus (imago), Saturday, 20 February 2016 09:57 (eight years ago) link
?
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 21 February 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
man with the highest batting average in Test history dies
― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 February 2016 13:30 (eight years ago) link
looooool India
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
ok get your lols in here
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 10:20 (eight years ago) link
lol oh dear
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 10:34 (eight years ago) link
7 now. Still think England will win but great to see Afghanistan doing well.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 10:38 (eight years ago) link
hmm touch and go I would say, Afghanistan are no mugs with the bat, and half the total could be knocked off in 6 overs
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link
Moeen might turn out to be the key bowler as well as the key batsman tbh
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:12 (eight years ago) link
ah well
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link
oh gosh we couldn't have let them win now could we
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 12:00 (eight years ago) link
both finals should be eng-wi but our women choked
anyway, bring it on, SV
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link
this WI T20 team feels like the culmination of Caribbean cricket over the last 20 years and legitimately one of the most fearsome limited-overs teams ever to have been
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link
Following this on my phone. Wonderful win and should be a great final.
Doing this without Pollard or Narine is remarkable.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
WI women do it! Had been getting dull watching Australia win every tournament due to the other teams choking. No longer, thank god
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link
The fuck's up wi' this town? Nae cunt's showing the cricket, fucking football football football.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:20 (eight years ago) link
I was watching both in a Greenwich sports bar, just the cricket now tho. Wish I wasn't mind
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link
yeah game over
― Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link
Unless...unless...
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link
Saw the last few overs in the Enterprise in Chalk Farm, but now they've put on the absolutely vital middle of the table clash between Man Utd and Everton, to placate the legion of gormless twats traipsing in staring uncomprehendingly at a TV screen not showing Premier League football. Heading off in the direction of Primrose Hill to find a better class of boozer.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
...unless...
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link
Given up. Fuck London, fuck Sky but, most of all, fuck the Premier League.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link
don't really care for bashball but you can't beat these nail-biting finishes
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link
cometh the hour cometh the Stokes
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link
lol whatta finish
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
Lol. We had you going for a bit.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
fourth six was unnecessarily cruel there
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Hahahahahaha
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link
Christ
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link
So glad I schlepped all over London only to end up following the match via text reports on the BBC website, thank you, God.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
sorry Tom, can't believe that up here in the outer darkness we've got pubs that can manage to broadcast more than one sporting event at the same time but Londoners can't countenance it
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link
Give the people what they want.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
Mid-table battle between two mediocre teams more important then England getting smashed obv
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Sunday, 3 April 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link
England and Nottinghamshire batsman James Taylor has been forced to retire because of a serious heart condition.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 09:53 (eight years ago) link
Jesus
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:18 (eight years ago) link
Poor guy but its better they caught it in time
― Odysseus, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 15:12 (eight years ago) link
154 consecutive deliveries without a run ... and they still lost.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link
hurrah
― Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 30 July 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
Kraigg Brathwaite becoming the first opening test batsman to not lose his wicket in either innings is an extraordinary statistic.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 November 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link
Was reflecting on how it's sad Tony Cozier didn't live to witness this, might have restored his faith a bit
― imago, Thursday, 3 November 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link
Current state of the board of governors won't though
Anyway, Hameed! Looking absolutely the part. His career path unfolds like a far more elegant Cook now
― imago, Saturday, 12 November 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link
Oh, SV, you're about - what do you do with a problem like Dave Cameron?
― imago, Saturday, 12 November 2016 11:16 (seven years ago) link
a tenner on Hameed getting 10k runs for England in Tests seems a reasonable punt
― Neil S, Saturday, 12 November 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link
um
― imago, Sunday, 14 May 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
SV there probably isn't much you can say but um
it gets worse every time i watch it
For those who didn't see it, an astonishing shot to lose a test: #WIvPAK pic.twitter.com/7EtpChUwfi— Paul Dennett (@the_summer_game) May 14, 2017
― imago, Monday, 15 May 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link
not great, but also hard to begrudge Younis and Misbah a win in their final test & series #ServantsOfTheGame etc.
― Neil S, Monday, 15 May 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
Hat trick for Moeen Ali! First England spinner to take a hat-trick since 1938-39, first ever Test hat-trick at the Oval.
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Monday, 31 July 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
hero
― imago, Monday, 31 July 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link
love Moeen, makes up for Stokes missing the century/hat trick double yesterday
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 July 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link
Nice day to be at the Oval today - wasn't sure it would be worth it, definitely was in the end.
― toby, Monday, 31 July 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/testmatchspecial/videos/10155565558424904/
― Odysseus, Monday, 31 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link
Good day for statisticians.
Match ending Test hat-tricks:G Lohmann Eng v SA Port Elizabeth 1896H Trumble Aus v Eng Melbourne 1902M Ali Eng v SA Oval 2017
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Monday, 31 July 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link
what would we do with mo
― starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
better than we'd do without
― imago, Monday, 7 August 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
I was pleased they were making a game of it for a while there
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 August 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
really hard to think of many close Tests England have been involved in recently
― imago, Monday, 7 August 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
basically because nobody can play test cricket any more.
I hate 20-20
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 August 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
Thoroughly enjoyed the West Indies victory earlier this week.
Also enjoyed Gareth Batty's response to the crossbow bolt being fired into the Oval on Thursday:
"Someone saw it in flight, there was a noise when it landed but it happened so quick. It is a deadly weapon for sure, if it had hit someone it would have caused some serious damage. It just shows the world we live in."
feel crossbow bolts being fired into county cricket grounds don't really represent 'the world we live in'? actually a bit more representative of the medieval period than 21stC Vauxhall?
― Fizzles, Saturday, 2 September 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link
Everyone banging on about it being a really serious incident amused me somewhat
― imago, Saturday, 2 September 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
i know. pictures of umpire looking seriously at an arrow. i mean it probably could have seriously injured someone, but response was v 'terrorist incident' and they seem to have boarded up the box windows in the OCS stand when i cycled past yesterday - those dangerous corporate hospitality insurrection bloc.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 2 September 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link
Tempting to say ‘lol Scotland’ but, really, the lols are on us for having to rely on such a massive slice of luck.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link
the lbw just beforehand as well
― imago, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link
robbed
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
MEANWHILE...
― imago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link
!!!!!
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 March 2018 06:33 (six years ago) link
that's the kind of news that really kickstarts your day
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 07:34 (six years ago) link
I wondered if there was a cricket thread! Jesus Christ, that's quite some news to wake up to.
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, 22 March 2018 08:06 (six years ago) link
Root out
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link
Luckily for us, there's some excellent, tense cricket to watch, by way of therapy
(...I'm talking about Zimbabwe vs UAE! For now at least)
― imago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:00 (six years ago) link
the next test in the current SA v Aus series is shaping up nicely as well
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:03 (six years ago) link
that was the implication haha
― imago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:05 (six years ago) link
hah sorry yes!
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:06 (six years ago) link
I'm SHELLSHOCKED after England's HUMILIATION it would would appear
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:07 (six years ago) link
i am actually watching Zim vs UAE though
― imago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:08 (six years ago) link
and at this point my reaction to team england is 'lol'
Instinctively, the shape of the side feels better with Root at 3 and Stokes at 5/Bairstow 6, but I'm not convinced about Stoneman or Malan, and we're totally seamer top-heavy. And that 'best tail in the world' tag is fast becoming a joke.
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:32 (six years ago) link
I kind of think that if Root wants to bat 4 he should bat 4. Malan did enough in Oz, he was our best batsman there, but Stoneman needs runs. Re. the tail, it's amazing how the "engine room" can suddenly look like a team full of bits and pieces players, but I think Stokes and Mo will both come good again
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:56 (six years ago) link
I think Mo needs a break. He looks frazzled.
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, 22 March 2018 10:05 (six years ago) link
Oh Zimbabwe! Oh the choke! We might get Mrs SV's lot on the WC too now! Although I'm probably rooting for Afghanistan
― imago, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link
Bloody hell! doesn't that open it up for Ireland and Scotland again?
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link
Ireland yes, Scotland no I see. C'mon the Afghans!
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
they did it!
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
Woo!
I claim (potentially spurious) Afghan heritage so they're my joint second team. Delighted they beat Australia's B squad today.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
Shade thrown
― imago, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
Boyd Rankin, good Ulsterman
looking forward to Afghanistan knocking out England in the Super Sixes
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link
Smith should resign, he's an appalling cheat.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43526870
Australia's Cameron Bancroft has admitted he tampered with the ball during the third Test against South Africa - and captain Steve Smith says he knew of the plan in advance.Smith said it was a "big mistake" but added he would not stand down.He said the team's "leadership group" had spoken about it and "thought it was a way to get an advantage".
Smith said it was a "big mistake" but added he would not stand down.
He said the team's "leadership group" had spoken about it and "thought it was a way to get an advantage".
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Saturday, 24 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
loooooooool
― imago, Saturday, 24 March 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link
'lol england' vs 'lol australia'
cheating will kill cricket. Bradman will be birling in his grave
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Saturday, 24 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link
guy who played in Bodyline tour freaked out by ball-tampering
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 March 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link
stepping down.... for rest of match. Fuck that, life bans required!
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 25 March 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43533070
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 25 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link
'life bans' is ridiculous
this is all really funny though
― imago, Sunday, 25 March 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link
ICC off the money
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link
not when they're aussies :D
I feel sorry for Bancroft and think he should face no further punishment but Smith should never play for Aus again, Warner should be sacked too along with lehman. Who else is in the 'leadership' group?
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link
Smith deserves as long an ICC ban as Afridi got when he spun his spikes on the pitch that one time - I'd even say the Afridi one was worse. However, Australia can do what they like re: selecting him
― imago, Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
remember when Lehman wanted the Aussie public to abuse broad and send him home crying?
I should imagine he's going to be laughing until he goes home now
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
Unless we see a Malan 150 today, England in not much position to brag about the cricketing side of things
― imago, Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link
England will lose but broad will still be lolling at Aussie cheats
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:25 (six years ago) link
Also, Afghanistan lazily swatting the Windies away today. What a force they could be if they've learnt how to chase targets!
― imago, Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/mar/25/steve-smith-must-go-australia-jason-gillespie
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 25 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
Footage has since emerged which it is alleged shows Bancroft putting sugar in his pocket during the Ashes, while Vaughan has highlighted the amount of tape certain Australia players wore on their fingers during the series. Both could be used to affect the condition of the ball.Vaughan, who captained England to an Ashes series victory in 2005, told BBC Radio 5 live's Tuffers and Vaughan Show: "I cannot think that has been come up with over lunch in Cape Town."I look at the amount of tape some of the fielders have worn, particularly during the Ashes series at mid-on and mid-off. You don't have to name names, they know who they are."I am pretty sure it was going on throughout the Ashes series - but it was not the reason England lost 4-0. They still would have lost the series."He added: "One unwritten rule is that you do not take an object out there to tamper with the ball. I am pretty sure the Australians and the players involved in that leadership group will face the consequences."Vaughan is not the only former international cricketer to have his suspicions, with former South Africa fast bowler Fanie de Villiers saying he told camera operators to keep an eye on the Australians in the field while commentating in Cape Town."I said earlier on, that if they could get reverse swing in the 26th, 27th, 28th over then they are doing something different from what everyone else does," De Villiers told RSN Radio."We actually said to our cameramen: 'Go out (and) have a look, boys. They're using something.'"They searched for an hour and a half until they saw something and then they started following Bancroft and they actually caught him."
Vaughan, who captained England to an Ashes series victory in 2005, told BBC Radio 5 live's Tuffers and Vaughan Show: "I cannot think that has been come up with over lunch in Cape Town.
"I look at the amount of tape some of the fielders have worn, particularly during the Ashes series at mid-on and mid-off. You don't have to name names, they know who they are.
"I am pretty sure it was going on throughout the Ashes series - but it was not the reason England lost 4-0. They still would have lost the series."
He added: "One unwritten rule is that you do not take an object out there to tamper with the ball. I am pretty sure the Australians and the players involved in that leadership group will face the consequences."
Vaughan is not the only former international cricketer to have his suspicions, with former South Africa fast bowler Fanie de Villiers saying he told camera operators to keep an eye on the Australians in the field while commentating in Cape Town.
"I said earlier on, that if they could get reverse swing in the 26th, 27th, 28th over then they are doing something different from what everyone else does," De Villiers told RSN Radio.
"We actually said to our cameramen: 'Go out (and) have a look, boys. They're using something.'
"They searched for an hour and a half until they saw something and then they started following Bancroft and they actually caught him."
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link
does anybody believe Boof didn't know? I sure don't and I don't think the Aussie public does either.
It also seems like Warner is the chief culprit. Cant see him playing for Australia again nor Smith. They will taint any team from now on if they play.
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link
It's hard to believe that Lehmann didn't know, but the team culture review that's going to happen should be enough to end his tenure before his contract runs out, after next year's Ashes.
I think that Smith will play at the highest level again, but won't be captaining his grade side let alone Australia. Warner will hit the KP/Gayle T20 circuit sooner rather than later. The threat for the other players and staff is that Warner might take a few down with him if told outright that his international career is over.
― Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link
so game on at Malahide then...
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 10:39 (five years ago) link
Is it ever
― imago, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link
If this doesn't bring Slop back to ILX, nothing will
Surprised Tom hasn't posted yet either
― imago, Sunday, 10 June 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
I only just noticed and an actual Scotsman scored 140 no, not an Aussie or a Springbok or whatever.
― We can be herpes (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 June 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
there must be some Scot-fixing going on here!
― calzino, Sunday, 10 June 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link
gadzooks!
― calzino, Sunday, 10 June 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
Sweet of England to let Scotland get 371 really
― imago, Sunday, 10 June 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link
Let's see if they can finish it by the 40th over, just for laughs
― imago, Sunday, 10 June 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
;)
― imago, Sunday, 10 June 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 June 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link
lol indeed
― imago, Sunday, 10 June 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link
Oh my good God. Athers, Blowers, Boycs, Belly, Beefy, we gave your boys a hell of a beating.
― We can be herpes (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link
Looks like a decent track, Brian.
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link
watching this rather than the wc tbh
― imago, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
i know this is fast-food nonsense but
world record!
― Neil S, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
This is fucking mental.
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link
Let's see those Australia faces.
― We can be herpes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
Everything's coming up England!
― imago, Sunday, 24 June 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link
LOL England.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 3 August 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link
maybe get somebody involved who gives a shit about Test cricket idk
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 August 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
India just have better players?
― imago, Friday, 3 August 2018 12:02 (five years ago) link
not mutually exclusive to my point
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 August 2018 12:08 (five years ago) link
true
― imago, Friday, 3 August 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link
Ooh, getting pretty tense now.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 3 August 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
England do have good bowlers at least
― imago, Friday, 3 August 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Indeed. At work today, missing this. Bah!
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 August 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link
i've had "never in doubt" cued up for the last 10 minutes
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2018 11:22 (five years ago) link
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link
Stokes for the madness.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 August 2018 11:33 (five years ago) link
Alastair Cook!!!
― Neil S, Monday, 10 September 2018 11:44 (five years ago) link
ah rats cocks
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 September 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link
BEN FUCKING COX
― imago, Saturday, 15 September 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link
UP YOURS WARWICKSHIRE WHEREVER YOU ARE
speaking as a (largely nominal) Bears fan i just wanted anybody but Sussex :D
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 September 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link
haha that's cool then
my dad, good Droitwich lad, enjoyed this too
― imago, Saturday, 15 September 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link
Prithvi has landed
― imago, Thursday, 4 October 2018 08:12 (five years ago) link
...awkwardly, and is out of the first Test. How disappointing!
Yasir Shah is Warne without the sleaze
― imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 09:24 (five years ago) link
yeah that's a shame. Still think it should be a good series.
― Neil S, Monday, 3 December 2018 09:32 (five years ago) link
Yes.
We'd also talk about the Windies but SV might not be able to take it so
― imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 09:35 (five years ago) link
this is absolute trash from india. morons
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 01:36 (five years ago) link
Pujara is v good but it would seem that India are 100 or so runs shy.
Meanwhile Williamson looks like he might be doing a Kohli on Pakistan...
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link
I suppose SV will have to start posting to this thread again
― imago, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
We will still contrive to lose but I am enjoying it while I can.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 24 January 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
so predictable
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 24 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
Classic.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link
yet the touring sides still wont have 2 4-day warm up matches.
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
England thought, when playing WI, all they needed to do was turn up tbh.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link
they thought that the last few times and didnt win a series. also remember a few bowled out for under a 100 (under 50 once iirc)
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link
Hell mend them then!
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link
Geoffrey Boycott"I wasn't so thrilled with the batting, especially after the way Jimmy Anderson had bowled. I thought 300 was OK, nothing special.I thought we'd make 400 and get a decent lead. It wasn't only disappointing, it was embarrassing."
"I wasn't so thrilled with the batting, especially after the way Jimmy Anderson had bowled. I thought 300 was OK, nothing special.
I thought we'd make 400 and get a decent lead. It wasn't only disappointing, it was embarrassing."
The best laid plans of mice and men...
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link
why do they have a pitch that was only fit to last a 20/20 game?
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 24 January 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link
makes a farce of test cricket
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 24 January 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
the good news is at least England have gained access to the secret board
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 24 January 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
:)
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
just wait until they have to face JHYE
JHYEJHYEJHYE
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Friday, 25 January 2019 11:44 (five years ago) link
The LOLz continue...
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
This is brutal. I imagine this is the end of Rashid for a while.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Friday, 25 January 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
Leach should obviously have played tbh
― imago, Friday, 25 January 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
did SV mean they'll find a way to lose the series? even that has to be in doubt at this point, although they will have an extremely angry stuart broad to contend with
― imago, Friday, 25 January 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link
this is kind of glorious murder meanwhile
England win this series 2-1. My brother pointed out this morning that the lack of regard these cunts pay to the first test in every series is immoral
― Sarri, Sarri, pride of our alley (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
Some 20/20 game this is from WI.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
229 and counting for the 7th wicket, no. 7 batsman on the verge of a century, 150 already up for the no. 8 bat. The pitch is a ruddy disgrace.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link
WI contrive to lose...the fifth day
― imago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link
Another comedy collapse. 8 for 60 for Roston Chase, who didn't even get a bowl in the 1st innnings!
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link
Shane Warne's best ever Test performance was 8 for 71, a dibbly-dobbly part-time non-spinning spinner has just topped that.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
The English top 6 are worse than any English side of the 90s. Roots batting has been awful since becoming captain
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Anyone think the windies will even need to bat again in this test?
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
I think they will need to bat again, but whether they need 50, 120 or 200, we shall see...
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link
Bairstow out so probably 50. England have their problems but remember that they beat the world no. 1 side 4-1 not so long ago.
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
they beat the odd team in the 90s too
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
beating Sri Lanka 3-0 in Sri Lanka wasn't bad either. No shame in losing overseas to what is a good WI team, and no reason for doom and gloom
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
A good WI team? Have you told Geoffrey Boycott?
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
G Boycott should keep his mouth shut
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link
It seemed to have the desired effect on the WI team - though not the effect Boycott would have wanted.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link
This series is a pasting for the ages
― imago, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link
the WI are not a good side but they have a better attitude. The 20/20 players fucked off.The English players just want to play like KP and they are being found out. England needs some players in the top 4 who can just dig in and lay a foundation for the flair players like Bairstow, Buttler (as keeper and at 7) and stokes.
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link
Funniest thing I've seen in years.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link
Disappointed it took the Windies so long to knock off the runs tbh.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
the collapse is on and Root looks mentally shot. Captaincy is ruining him.
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
Butler dropped on 0
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link
Hetmyer had that catch all the way
― imago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link
It's kinda hard to imagine Butler punishing them innit. I like him a lot and think he should be keeping and batting at 7 with Bairstow @5 but you know he's going to slash at another one soon enough.
This is a hugely important innings for Root. Captains need to be able to score big tons when the team is struggling.
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link
And Root fails out before tea
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
a good day for England. Root is just out of touch, I don't think it's the captaincy.
― Neil S, Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link
I switched the tv off when stokes was c&b as i was feeling a bit dizzy and just found out he got a reprieve!
Why don't umpires look and give no-balls like how they did for a hundred odd years?
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link
it was a very close call, impossible for the on-field umpire to call I think. Stokes played really well today.
― Neil S, Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link
wrap mark wood up in cotton wool please. Dont overbowl him. 5 over spells.
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
There's nothing quite like a fast bowler bowling at 95MPH, eh?Neil S said it watching Mitchell Johnson in Sydney a few years ago in the Ashes.
I grew up in an era when the Windies had 4 of them and a conveyor belt behind them waiting.
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link
Anyone remember Geoff Thomas? He was seriously fast for England.
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link
he's just got another one! Amazing
― Neil S, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link
This is proper. WI can't handle it.
― imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link
It does need to be said that Brathwaite started the collapse with maybe the worst shot a Test captain has ever played
― imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
Don't break yersel, Mark!
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link
since KP?
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link
Broad! What a catch!
― imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
WICKET!Broad follows that with a superb one-handed catch to dismiss Joseph and Windies are nine down:📺 Watch #WIvENG live: https://t.co/4QkdTP8h6H 📰 Live blog: https://t.co/bsJpoMqm0B pic.twitter.com/p9yXYSx4W7— Sky Sports Cricket (@SkyCricket) February 10, 2019
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link
Wood gets his fifth
154ao
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
a helluva catch
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
shannon gabriel must fancy his chances of ripping more than a few out tonight if he bowls like he did in the morning
There can't be a single England fan rooting for Jennings here? Would be such a fucking pisser if he played any sort of innings to keep his spot here
― imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
I'm torn. I feel bad for the guy but he's plainly not up to it.
I think I'd pick Roy. And Hain has had a decentish tour with the Lions.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link
haha If he scored a ton he'd be playing against the Aussies who will destroy him (their bowling might well do that whoever we put up, but no point in making it easy for them)
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
Roy is a dasher but if he is scoring runs it wont be a problem. Nobody else we try has succeeded.
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link
There really is noone else, is there?
Hildreth, I guess?
I wonder if we'll see Bell again too...
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
he would need to score a ton of runs in march/april. I dont see many batsmen doing well in those months, lol
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:15 (five years ago) link
Gubbins, perhaps, but you wouldn't want him debuting against Australia. Roy seems like as good a pick as anyone.
― Neil S, Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link
tbh I just want someone called Gubbins to play for England, that and Stokes-Foakes-Woakes in the same team
― Neil S, Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link
Moeen!!!! What a catch!! Wow!!!
― Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 14:39 (five years ago) link
Taking Stokes off at 48no feels wrong
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
This could be all over today
10-3
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link
I think that's probably innings of the century so far?
― imago, Saturday, 16 February 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
Perera? Extraordinary - against, Steyn, Rabada and Philander, too.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 February 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
Well, not the injured Philander, but yes
― imago, Saturday, 16 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
Some incredible batting happening here. England going to get a gigantic total if these 2 can keep going.
Going to be fun watching Chris Gayle in reply for sure.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
Buttler 100 in 60 balls.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
Morgan 100 in 86 balls
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
World Record for most sixes in an innings goes to England.
Buttler out for an amazing 150
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
418 - 6.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
what a game
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
Windies not being v respectful here
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 May 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link
Awesome.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
Thought Gayle was trying to finish it inside 10 overs, i'm sure the sponsors will have a word
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
So glad they cut down the number of nations, the telly people just would not like all the one sided results.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 2 June 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
Seems like teams are getting nosebleeds having to bat beyond 20 overs.
― The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:35 (four years ago) link
Bangladesh bucking the trend by building a useful total against SA.
― The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link
Excellent from Bangladesh.
― The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
Pakistan at over 6 an over for first 12 against England.
Moeen's just got a wicket though.
― groovypanda, Monday, 3 June 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link
Great over from Ali.
― ShariVari, Monday, 3 June 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Zindabad!
― ShariVari, Monday, 3 June 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
Not sure if that was more 'lol england' than it was 'lol pakistan'
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 June 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
england can't field that badly again, surely
― imago, Monday, 3 June 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
sri lanka bringing the bad
― imago, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
Duckworth-Lewis to the rescue?
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
these guys tried to run a cricket world cup in ENGLAND?? hello?? i dont know if you noticed, but theres rain there? U gotta use your heads folks
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:52 (four years ago) link
Just the 386 runs for England.
Plunkett gets 27 off 9 balls at the end
― groovypanda, Saturday, 8 June 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
afghanistan just can't keep a good thing going with the bat
― imago, Saturday, 8 June 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
Windies at 55-3 in the 14th over
― groovypanda, Friday, 14 June 2019 10:35 (four years ago) link
Bangladesh smashed it v. Windies today.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
When City stick 9 past Burton it's 'vulgar'; when Morgan hits 17 sixes off Afghanistan, it's a thing of majesty. Discuss.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
In both instances it's gotta be done tbf
Tho run rate, etc
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link
Afghanistan have a credible international spin-bowling attack, is the difference
― imago, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link
Rashid went for 110 off 9 overs. Oof.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
He finished on 3-66 after 10
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
I was meaning the Afghan spinner, Rashid Khan - got carted all over the place. He's been a brilliant bowler for the last couple of years but it's not happening at all this World Cup. I can only assume it's the conditions.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
No patronise intended but Afghanistan have at least had a go every match
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
The Afghanistan cricket team is on a different level to Thailand's women's football team.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
Our first thriller here
― imago, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
that was great, Williamson hitting that six to tie the scores and reach his hundred
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
that was a great moment as I kept thinking to myself that he's more like Root, a touch player, doesn't hit many sixes then BANG.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
Turned into a game this
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link
Turned into a Sri Lanka win this
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
England needed being taken down a peg or two tbh.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
Took themselves down imo. Malinga was good tho.
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
Two NZ ducks in the first over vs. Windies. India labouring somewhat vs. Afghanistan.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link
surely this cannot happen
― imago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
Needs a spectacular last over.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
this useless keeper-batsman has lost it for them
― imago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Buggeration.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
these classless fuckers in the crowd celebrating like they've won the whole thing
― imago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
Hat trick!
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
who gives a shit about that tbh
― imago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
Jesus, this Windies/NZ game is another cracker!
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
Ah, damn it.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
Jesus fuck, everything's going wrong today.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
Trying to win it with a six :(
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
It is our way.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link
Still coming to terms with Dave Warner, Mostly Sensible Opener.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link
oh god the pato entrance of doom
― imago, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 10:52 (four years ago) link
pommie blood in the water
I said "mostly."
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link
I said "mostly lol england!!!!"
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link
how are the Windies going to botch it from here
I mean, they are. thinking a Chahal 6-fer
― imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
Target of 269
― groovypanda, Thursday, 27 June 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
250 feels about par for the wicket.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, 27 June 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
Or maybe less, when you bowl a powerplay this tight.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, 27 June 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
Afghanistan cruelly doing their best to help England here
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
Afghanistan in danger of blowing it here.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link
Pakistan likewise
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
6! balance shifts heavy to Pakistan now
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
need 6 from the last over, Afghanistan just going to fall short again
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
Blew it again.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
cruel. great finish to a match.
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
It was. That expensive over when Imad racked up about 16 killed them off.
The match on Friday should be lit.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
Pakistan : Why Dhoni is taking singles at this stage ?Indian Fans : #INDvENG pic.twitter.com/gVLAuaWZAU— Møhît Rãj (@mohit_R_rakshit) June 30, 2019
― ShariVari, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
Had to follow that by text at work and had exactly the same thought :D
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
Wondering what the worst example of fixing is: Gulbadin bringing himself on vs Pakistan, Dhoni and Jadhav yesterday or the WI picking Shannon Gabriel in any ODI ever
― imago, Monday, 1 July 2019 10:03 (four years ago) link
LOL Gulbadin, that was a shocker.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 1 July 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link
It’ll be interesting to see what happens if Bangladesh win the toss today. If Bangladesh bat first, Pakistan can’t qualify, if Pakistan bat first they’re probably going to have to aim for a target of about 600 - so it’ll potentially either be a run-fest or an extremely rancorous dead rubber based on the flip of a coin.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link
Yeah, the run rate system seems a bit fucked up. They have to win by 320 runs or something don't they (batting first)?
Likely to finish level on points with a team they beat yet don't go through.
― groovypanda, Friday, 5 July 2019 07:40 (four years ago) link
316 to be exact, yep.
If they win, they'll finish one point below England - but would have potentially been level had the match with Sri Lanka not been rained off.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 07:47 (four years ago) link
I fancy Bangladesh to win today
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 5 July 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link
Depends how much money's on them.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Friday, 5 July 2019 08:28 (four years ago) link
harsh, Shakib has been player of the tournament
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 5 July 2019 08:31 (four years ago) link
Coin toss and it’s...Pakistan!
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link
Bangladesh bowling has been tight and Pakistan are chasing crazy singles already. There’s going to be half a dozen run-outs.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link
Astonishing c&b there.
Pakistan looked in complete control about an hour ago but it has all gone sideways since Imam kicked his own wicket.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
Pakistan have at least passed the threshold where they can theoretically qualify (308, bowling Bangladesh out for 0).
― Michael Jones, Friday, 5 July 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
Ok, I think they have to bowl them out for 6. Maybe 7. I didn't go to enough decimal places to be sure :)
― Michael Jones, Friday, 5 July 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
316 was the threshold I think. Pakistan scored... 315.
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 5 July 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
Nah they had to win by 316 if they scored 400 iirc
― imago, Friday, 5 July 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
Yeah, 308 was the absolute minimum. The more they scored, the greater the margin of victory required to still overturn the NRR deficit. 308 vs 0 works, as does 350 vs 38, 400 vs 84, 450 vs 129, etc.
And... they're out. Bangladesh are 8/0.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 5 July 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
gotcha, thanks. NRR is obviously not fit for purpose, well done ICC as ever
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 5 July 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link
Bangladesh are a tough team to score quickly against on wicket like this. Mehidy bowled brilliantly - with an economy of 3.00 - five of which were misfields, all at about 45 mph. It wasn’t until Babar started swinging they were able to get past four an over.
Amir’s pace is giving Bangladesh huge opportunities for boundaries but he already has Soumya out.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link
My god, Shaheen is something else. 25/5. Absolutely terrifying.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
Make that 35/6.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 July 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
he's a beast yes
― imago, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
anyway, it's the weekend and nothing is safe for work
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-n66ekX4AE5wU8?format=jpg&name=large
one loves to see it
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 July 2019 09:20 (four years ago) link
England play Australia in the semi.
Had Carey managed to stay in, I think Australia would have won. Great performance from South Africa.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 6 July 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link
India going to video appeal on the first ball.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link
burn baby burn
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link
1/1
NZ haven’t been able to cope with the opening bowlers at all.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 09:48 (four years ago) link
Guptill has been painfully out of form, a real shame for the tournament and for NZ
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link
Really doesn't seem like the weather to choose to bat first.
― Wes Wood (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link
Good Test match here.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 10:05 (four years ago) link
Lol but I think they've done well to play themselves in here
― Wes Wood (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 10:36 (four years ago) link
pandya injured. it's all coming together
― imago, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link
Acid test coming up when they need to push on.
― Wes Wood (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 10:57 (four years ago) link
Acid test failed
― Wes Wood (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
Via the Guardian:
This just in from Andy Bull, our man at Old Trafford. It looks to me like good news for New Zealand, who stand to benefit from any resumption today:“The ICC are very keen to get this game done today if they can. Play can go on as late as 10pm tonight, because they’ve added a two-hour extension to the playing hours for the semi-finals. They need to start play by 8ish, but he rain is supposed to stop around 6 or 7 so I think we’ll get a game in. If India’s innings is reduced to 20 overs, they’ll need to chase 148. The target’s high, because New Zealand kept so many wickets in hand.”
“The ICC are very keen to get this game done today if they can. Play can go on as late as 10pm tonight, because they’ve added a two-hour extension to the playing hours for the semi-finals. They need to start play by 8ish, but he rain is supposed to stop around 6 or 7 so I think we’ll get a game in. If India’s innings is reduced to 20 overs, they’ll need to chase 148. The target’s high, because New Zealand kept so many wickets in hand.”
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link
I don't understand what the point of having a second day available is if that's true. Tho I've been wondering what happens if Thu and Fri are wiped out
― Wes Wood (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
what happens is Australia go through
― imago, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
cat among the pigeons
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:09 (four years ago) link
Kohli!!!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:14 (four years ago) link
What is happening
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:28 (four years ago) link
^^^^
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link
Incredible catch
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link
lol india
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link
oh ffs
― Wes Wood (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/r3GyiiL.gif
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 11:20 (four years ago) link
Pant's down. 71/5.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 11:48 (four years ago) link
MSD to score a 30-ball century.
This is the best thing
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link
I want all the photos of crying India fans
i hate you so much right now
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
They're going to do it. I can feel it.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
can hardly watch
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
Wish I'd gone back to the pub for this
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link
all on dhoni now
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
martin fucken guptill!!!!
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link
Advantage NZ
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
lol 'advantage NZ', it's game over. have a sense of the moment lol
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
minus one of the lols
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
almost wish it could have been closer ;)
― imago, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
Aussies win toss and bat. Bugger
― groovypanda, Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:06 (four years ago) link
Video review already. Looked out.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:34 (four years ago) link
Bang on middle stump.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:35 (four years ago) link
Crazy review
― Blandford Forum, Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link
Shane Watson trending on Twitter
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:38 (four years ago) link
Imploding like India.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link
Er... well, I'm getting behind Aotearoa, they got the better Prime Minister out of the three left anyway.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 July 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link
Like yesterday, this isn't over by a long shot
― imago, Thursday, 11 July 2019 10:46 (four years ago) link
Telling myself that if ENG kept AUS to two figures by half-way it was in the bag. They didn't do that, AUS starting to accelerate now. 270-ish?
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 11 July 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link
Huge wicket. Carey has been impressive.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
C&B!
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 11 July 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
Falling apart again.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
glenn maxwell likely to get some mad 6 ball century or something today because... glenn maxwell
or our next ball
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 July 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link
157-6. 15 left and Smith still in
― groovypanda, Thursday, 11 July 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link
Cummins going for six.
Smith just needs someone who can hang on with him.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 12:16 (four years ago) link
I can't see them getting more than about 210.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
Smith's innings and application (like Taylor and Williamson's on Tuesday) already suggests it'll be a tough chase for this England lineup.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Thursday, 11 July 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link
217-9
Could be massive if they can keep them below 230
― groovypanda, Thursday, 11 July 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
As much as i enjoy watching the Bet365 stream, with no commentary but stump mics that pick up the Australians shouting "YA DUMB FUCK!" at each other, it'll be nice to have the final on free-to-air television, barring a total collapse from England.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
Cruel from Roy - three consecutive sixes. They may have to retrieve the last from the car park.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
xp if you use Acestream just google dizzysphinzx and click on the first link (saidit.net). Perfect SD and HD streams for every match so far.Shouldn’t have wasted that review for Bairstow’s lbw.
― Blandford Forum, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link
Thanks!
Roy shouldn't have been out - though England shouldn't have wasted their appeal. idk if there'll be any comeback for him refusing to leave the crease until pushed and calling the umpire "a fucking embarrassment" as he went past him.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link
Never in doubt.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
big martin guptill has awoken
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:03 (four years ago) link
ok that's the worst review ever
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
williamson guaranteed gets sawn off here haha
it was ridiculous. mind you i thought the other one was plumb as well.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
yeah but that one was the plumbest lbw imaginable, it was absolutely dead
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:19 (four years ago) link
it was. so low. archer finding his length, that one a couple of balls ago was a beauty.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
Feels like we need wickets. Wouldn't want to chase much over 240?
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 14 July 2019 11:07 (four years ago) link
a nice stiff chase is the challenge england's batting line-up deserves
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link
That terrible appeal may have come back to haunt them.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link
Way, way over.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
omg fuck VAR!!!!1!!
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
Taylor getting out has inspired rather than deflated NZ tbf
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 12:40 (four years ago) link
de Grandhomme’s bruises are going to be brutal tomorrow.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link
Always a pleasure to listen to Jeremy Coney on TMS.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
Holy fuck @ that first ball
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
erasmus has no sense of occasion
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
amazing opening bowling.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link
hell of an opening - great response from Roy.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link
beautiful wicket from Henry - really deserved a wicket
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link
missed caught and bowled there - huge moment.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
oh dear...Bairstow finally drags one on - and he was doing well
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
might be time to turn over from the tennis
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
fuck me what a catch?
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
review
stunning catch
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
astonishing
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
Fabulous
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
final over for de Grandhomme
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
gavin larsen and chris harris watching on in awe
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
Eng will be glad to see the back off him
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
shot of theresa may just in case you decided you were supporting england after all [/tom d]
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
Eng are just not getting going and NZ are containing them so well - Ferguson has been great
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
catch!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Woeful Woakes.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Go with Woakes
― calzino, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
lol @ anyone squeezing any excitement out of this after Butler went.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
That might be that.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
holy shit @ that six!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
wow
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
Hold on there...
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
the wrong foot on the boundary
kinell
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
Lol Boult squeezing out the excitement
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
LOL had it now.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
OMG
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
my god
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
O M G
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Holy shit this is quite an exciting period of the game!
― calzino, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
what the actual fuck
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
Quick comrade write the game off again
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
run out, stokes facing the last ball?
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
haha come on that was unbelievable
no way
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
phew
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
― ||||||||, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
the six off the bat !
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:40 (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
One of the alltime classic posts.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
This is the most insane day of sport I've ever had to follow by text only
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
unbelievable.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:03 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink
lol have mercy on me
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
everybody fuck off
how do you play the super over ? just go out and whack it 6 times ?
― ||||||||, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
three batsmen i think?
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
so you dont want to get out.
what am i talking about - no idea.
Lol wondering what a good par is for 1 over
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
massive from stokes here
― ||||||||, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
incredible. so much on jofra's shoulders tho.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
he seemed quite isolated when he was warming up. sitting there by himself. but he's been given a decent total.
he looks calm
― ||||||||, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
and bowling as he always does
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
A moment ago, England needed 15 to win off the last over. Now New Zealand need 16 to win off the last over. Madness!— Lawrence Booth (@the_topspin) July 14, 2019
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
The West Indian will win it for you, imo.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
Feel for whoever loses this tbh, should've shared it
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
wide man
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
man man man
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
Oof
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
Blimey
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
― ||||||||, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link
Poor old Kiwis, robbed!
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
get this shit on free to air
― ||||||||, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
i was going to say i almost feel deflated. but then i saw archer's face.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
Good lord, what a game.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
Fuck me
― groovypanda, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:18 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
Was gonna say "NZ was robbed" but didn't want to be accused of treason :D
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
No, any treason accuations should be reserved for Ben Stokes ;)
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
this combined with the birth of my baby daughter has made it a crazy and wonderful week
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 14 July 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
nothing will beat baby but that was insane
Congrats!
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
thanks very much!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 14 July 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
Congratulations Neil!
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
Congratulations!Both Wimbledon going to a deciding t/b (which wasn’t possible before this year) and this going to a super over (which I didn’t even know was a thing) at basically the same time is something I am having trouble conveying the craziness of to my sports-agnostic partner.
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 14 July 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
Does anyone know what happened in the cricket? I was watching the Grand Prix.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 14 July 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
Congratulations, Neil. Daughter born at the point of some sort of sports conjuncture.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
That was some extraordinary sport. So much to process. I think I agree that they should have shared it.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 14 July 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
I don't even enjoy watching cricket or even care that much for it as a sport, but perversely enjoy listening to it on the radio a hell of a lot. Earlier was a good reminder how exciting and fun it can be as an audio experience. Pisser that England won tho!
Congrats Neil.
― calzino, Sunday, 14 July 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link
thanks online buddies, it has been a real trip, long may it continue!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 15 July 2019 07:52 (four years ago) link
'grats, Neil
"Both Wimbledon going to a deciding t/b (which wasn’t possible before this year) and this going to a super over (which I didn’t even know was a thing) at basically the same time is something I am having trouble conveying the craziness of to my sports-agnostic partner."
Yesterday was one-for-the-ages craziness. TB ending about 20 minutes before the cricket.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2019 08:01 (four years ago) link
btw this would've been shared had it been any other WC. The golden over was only introduced this year.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2019 08:03 (four years ago) link
The golden over and then decision by number of boundaries is an even less satisfactory way of deciding a title than penalties tbh
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 08:35 (four years ago) link
The golden over was fine. Boundary count was robbery though
― imago, Monday, 15 July 2019 08:44 (four years ago) link
Golden over is a terrible way to decide anything lol - why in god's name introduce this when scores are seldom tied in cricket? Capitalism needing winners and losers again is it.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link
Congratulations Neil.
Still reeling to be honest and still feel awful for the Kiwis.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Monday, 15 July 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link
yeah
― imago, Monday, 15 July 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link
Give it to NZ: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/jul/15/england-ben-stokes-mistake-umpire-cricket-world-cup-final-six-runs-new-zealand
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
Literally robbed
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link
ol' perfidious Albion at it again!
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
wouldn't go so far as to blame the England team but imagine if NZ had benefited from that situation.
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link
(xp) He would say that, wouldn't he?
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link
Maybe cricket needs to adopt a VAR system to prevent these kinds of mistake
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
someone once told me W C Fields was a total cheat who would bully umpires. And once he bullied one into letting him play on after getting caught out for a duck, because this crowd is here to appreciate my skills, not yours, you fucking pleb!
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
Lol W G Grace I meant!
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
he was bowled and replaced the bails as I heard it
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 15 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Might have been how I heard it tbh, my memories are sometimes quite jumbled these days but the crux of the story was I think he'd not been batting for long. there is something that makes me chuckle at the schoolboy cap/full beardage w/ owls nest combo of his, one hell of a look.
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
Congrats Neil!
[goes back to reading overly optimistic thinkpieces about the Australian batting order] hmmm hmmm yes Matty Wade will get called up for The Ashes
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link
btw the real winners are NZ because they have Jacinta Ardern as their Prime Minister while England has... er...
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link
thanks man! Looks like Mitch Marsh has been pulling up some trees for the seconds, Aus should definitely get him in the team
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
Ireland already got a wicket! Promising signs.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
the test nation that will remain in Europe is doing well!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:08 (four years ago) link
dunno if this is a metaphor or something but
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:09 (four years ago) link
tbf your batsmen didn't do much better yesterday, admittedly against your bowlers
― imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link
marcus larberchange got er 40-something
winning a world cup then end up 6/42 to Ireland in less than two weeks is very English cricket
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link
changing priorities m8
― imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:17 (four years ago) link
is this the new backstop?
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link
New PM, new English cricket hilariousness.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
More portent than metaphor.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Good time to try 4 day tests. This might not make it to Friday
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
plucky English fighting back against all odds
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
― imago, Friday, 26 July 2019 12:46 (four years ago) link
The Irish'll need more than a backstop.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
Boris is going to fuck the Paddies to death! Rah!
― imago, Friday, 26 July 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
Gumph!
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
Far more interested in the European Cricket League than The Ashes tbh.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
It’s unorthodox action in cluj every Saturday
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link
Brb signing up for Cyprus
― imago, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link
first lol england moment of the series!!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:11 (four years ago) link
second lol england moment of the series
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
now the fuckwits have reviewed one going a foot over, i despair
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
i wrote that after first viewing btw, so obvious
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link
lolStralia
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:19 (four years ago) link
I was sick of looking at Davey Warner's shit beard anyway
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:19 (four years ago) link
missing LOLLLL
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:20 (four years ago) link
he walked off with the urgency of someone who's middled his first ball behind
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link
maybe give him some credit there idk
NEVER
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
Nice slow start to this Ashes series
― groovypanda, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link
I've never wanted England to lose an Ashes series before but Brexit has even ruined the cricket.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link
Cakewalk for the Aussies this.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 5 August 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
~THE GOAT~
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
As you were then
― groovypanda, Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link
Denly batting well considering this is definitely his last Test chance
― imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link
hosh jazelwood
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 August 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link
England shit again.
― Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
Root has been garbage since becoming captain
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
It's the "hope" that does you
― HOOS on first (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link
Bowlers saving the day but rain will soon put the kibosh on things.
― Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 16 August 2019 11:27 (four years ago) link
no day is safe with 'devereux' about
― imago, Friday, 16 August 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link
... here we go again.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link
96mph.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 17 August 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
Only way to stop him, break some bones.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link
Almost killed, comes back, hits a couple of fours.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link
Finally got him.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
It's a tight old game this. So far.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link
Lol wankers
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
mr archer is rather exciting to watch isnt he?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
bloody hell
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link
every person in the world watching just shat themselves
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
What happens if the concussion replacement has concussion?
― ShariVari, Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
thankfully he looks ok. Helmet did the job
cant believe batsmen used to face west indies legendary quicks without helmets
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
or lillee and thommo
thankfully he's ok
whoa what a catch!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 18 August 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
What a weird way to get out. Missing a full toss and LBW. I cant think of that happening in a test match before. It actually floored him.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
he batted well mind
archer is a monster
― imago, Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
Amazing how lost Roy seems to be at test level when he has been so good in ODIs.
― ShariVari, Friday, 23 August 2019 10:20 (four years ago) link
he is not an opening batsman in first-class cricket, is the thing
― imago, Friday, 23 August 2019 10:20 (four years ago) link
I think it's also possible he's going through a bad run post-World Cup
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:22 (four years ago) link
Confused by a game that isn't all about slogging
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link
much like Joe Root
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link
Knew this would happen, Jofra and Broad were absolutely excellent yesterday and anything short of 400 for England will be a betrayal OK I'm a bit hungover and melodramatic and sad
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:27 (four years ago) link
fffs
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link
Hell of a thing to swing and miss at when you're 20-2.
― ShariVari, Friday, 23 August 2019 10:58 (four years ago) link
I was explaining to someone at work only yesterday morning - before Archer took 6 wickets - that the entertaining thing about the England cricket team, any England cricket team, is that just when you think they're getting good they fall flat on their arses.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Friday, 23 August 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link
ffmffs
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 11:16 (four years ago) link
lol wtf was that?
― ShariVari, Friday, 23 August 2019 11:17 (four years ago) link
yeah look fellas, I don't know how to explain that one
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 August 2019 11:20 (four years ago) link
'If England can't win this Root should give up'
Geoffrey Boycott
otfm
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
I've just seen it o_0
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Friday, 23 August 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
same. ffs.
― Fizzles, Friday, 23 August 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link
It's all about how difficult it is to even try to get to it.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Friday, 23 August 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
Wow. Nearly a very lucky escape.
― ShariVari, Friday, 23 August 2019 12:46 (four years ago) link
Archer has more sense than Woakes. Just duck rather than waving aimlessly.
― ShariVari, Friday, 23 August 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link
Pa-thetic.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Friday, 23 August 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link
well at least England have passed Australia at Trent Bridge 2015 now
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 August 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
that was my worry
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 23 August 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link
well, not by too much
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
Wonderful bowling
― ShariVari, Friday, 23 August 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link
Lolz. When I think of this series I keep thinking of Robespierre's "Louis* must die so France may live", with Brexit happening and Boris Johnson as PM, England must lose so life is at least somewhat bearable.
(*not Jagger this time)
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
I'll take one for l'equipe
― imago, Friday, 23 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
I need to stop letting these feckless cunts make me sad tbh
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link
its exactly what we knew would happen. its been happening for years.
I hope the new coach sacks Root and appoints a new captain so Root can find his form. He's a terrible captain.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
he's not terrible, but his record v AUS is certainly not looking too clever
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link
He's not a good captain, his form and test average have dropped since becoming captain, his teams collapse too often. The new coach has to make the decision and give the captaincy to somebody else.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
batting collapses aren't the fault of the captain
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
what you say about him getting sacked might still happen, or Root himself might decide he's had enough, but I just don't think it's true he's a bad captain. He's not Vaughan but then very few have been.
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
anyone think England can see the day out?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link
Nope, been drunken calling it all day, they won't make 200
― dada issues (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
they likely wont make 70
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
for the past few years with these regular collapses we keep hearing bullshit "we wont make kneejerk decisions" and it keeps happening because nothing is done.Root has to be sacked. He along with the head coach is responsible. His batting has suffered as captain, he has not been leading from the front scoring centuries. New coach needs a clean slate to change the mentality.
The ECB needs restructured too as its only interested in money from 20/20/the hundred etc
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link
They'll lose comfortably but Root will score a hundred and they won't have the balls to sack him as a result.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
well if he starts scoring centuries then fair enough. At least he'd be leading from the front. I want to see some fight. Noone throwing their wicket away with stupid attacking shots, grind the runs out.
Root has lost more than half of his ashes tests won zero.
I think he should go after this test though unless he saves it, but he wont no matter if its 4-0 or not.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link
there's nothing id like more than root to score 200 and win the test but what's the chances of that?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
I don't blame Root, none of these cunts can bat, he'll likely get replaced but what can you do
― dada issues (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
well they can show the fight Root & Denly are doing. No stupid shots and throwing away wickets. Build partnerships, bat a long time. And it needs to be more than 1 partnership. When one of these get out then start over and build another one. We dont want 2 quick wickets that so often lead to another 5 for only 20 runs. Make the Aussies get you out with beauties dont give wickets away.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
and if Butler & Bairstow chuck their wickets away drop them like they surely will drop Roy.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link
Foakes deserves a chance
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link
thank fuck for DRS.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
Is this the point where they build up our hopes then well you know
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Well Played Root & Denly though. That's the fight every batsmen should be showing.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
I'll go fucking nuts if they collapse tomorrow
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
My prediction looking pretty good so far, if I was a betting man I'd have put money on it.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
This is an incredible innings from Stokes.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link
Astonishing.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
He has gone full Carlos Brathwaite.
Jesus fuck
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
Leach has to survive two from cummings
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
Lyon is the only one who looks like he can take a wicket.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
Six, two to win!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
omg
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
jesus fucking wept, whatever performance enhancing drugs they are on...
― calzino, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
hahahahahahahahaha
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
Oh my lord wtf
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
Unbelievable
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
scenes
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
Leach has got to face this over
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
And lol that was lbw
A single
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
Tied!
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
Four!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link
I should probably take back everything I've said about them the last two and a half days
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
yeessssssssssssssss
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
amazing Ben Stokes for a knighthood!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
Well now
― imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
That lbw was for Warne and McGrath ever existing
Looks like I picked the wrong day not to listen to the cricket.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
same (but millennium tbrr)
― mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
This is even more impressive than Botham in '81, right?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
hope so, hate that dude
― mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
Stokes is hardly Prince Charming either tbh.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link
I retrospectively realise I have always believed this https://t.co/5z0fMX9RZi— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 25, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
anyone comedown yet
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
even better than the World Cup final!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
if we do win the Ashes I might agree
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
I wonder what the Australian public just waking up will think after expecting to have retained the Ashes?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link
The players have been really magnanimous though. They accepted the LBW wrong call and admitted it was their own fault for wasting that review but I wonder how the press will accept it.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
this was pretty good but of course they still can't resist the temptation to mention that Stokes was born in NZ https://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/we-can-all-die-happy-now-cricket-doesn-t-get-any-better-than-this-20190826-p52knk.html
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link
Like the way everyone here just applauded how great Smith's been (comparing to Bradman) I think they will just stand back and admit it's one of he greatest innings ever.
Shame its not on council telly for everyone to watch
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
This must be the highest successful run chase ever for a team bowled out under 100. How on earth did England win after being bowled out for 67? It just doesn't happen. It only happens for other teams against England. Never happens for us. We better not to back to old habits though. Surely the players know they need to just grind out the runs and dont give up their wickets cheaply. Dont make me shout at them again!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
Just checking if that really happened yesterday
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link
just ask Glenn
The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket #Ashes pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link
bees.
just ask Glenn🐦[The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket🕸 #Ashes🕸 pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z🕸— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019🕸]🐦
― Fizzles, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:38 (four years ago) link
rogue bees.
I've got 5 days at Old Trafford then a couple of days at the Oval, that could have been a dismal prospect, not any more!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
"I just have to make sure they are clean every time they were facing up because I would really regret it if it had been smudged," he said, "and then they zoom in on the glasses and say 'he didn't clean his glasses'.
― imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
Getting beyond a joke now this England/Smith thing.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link
This would be a good Test to draw
― imago, Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
it would be a miracle. They only happen once in a lifetime.Can you see anything other than an England collapse? They got lucky in the last test which papered over the cracks.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
They got lucky in the test before that you mean, when Smith got it in the neck.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
hah
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
I just wish Joe Root could go out there and hit a triple century tomorrow
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
wow Root edged and neither Paine or Warner went for it. Lucky!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
Root has found it so hard to convert 50s to 100s since becoming skipper. It's very worrying cuz we need a double ton from him.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link
Root now injured after being struck on the back leg (Australia reviewed for LBW but it was missing)
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
How's the weather forecast for tomorrow?
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2019 11:14 (four years ago) link
One of my heroes Abdul Qadir died. :( He was a genius with the ball
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 7 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
He was, that's sad
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
Well England are having a "go"
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
well its 0-2
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 September 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
and root will remain captain, his batting will stink because of it and nothing much will change over the next few years as the ECB prefer the money from One Day and T20 games and this silly new competition
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 7 September 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
Anybody think England will bat out the draw?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link
Without those two wickets there might have been a chance, but now it looks beyond them.
― AlanSmithee, Sunday, 8 September 2019 06:38 (four years ago) link
God has to intervene.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 September 2019 06:46 (four years ago) link
I don't think Stokes is God tbh
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 08:48 (four years ago) link
Nor do I.
But it's ok the ECB made a ton of cash who gives a shit.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 September 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link
that's pretty much it innit, that's all they care about
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link
its like having the Celtic FC board and their biscuit tin running cricket.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
Bairstow out
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link
it looks awfully dark there to me
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Root has to stand down or be sacked as captain. Hi batting has been affected badly and he's not a good captain and his Ashes record as skipper is appalling. He's lost 2 series.
But the buck mustn't stop there.
Just watch the ECB do nothing and watch it all happen over and over again
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Congrats to steve smith for single-handedly winning the Ashes
Australia (or at least Smith) clearly the better side over the series, but at least that was a battling and spirited performance today. England are short a few batsmen and a spinner.
― AlanSmithee, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
i saw a weird BBC headline about "Brave England" and then i checked the fucking score
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Bravely losing by 185 runs.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
Well they did put up a fight instead of not being rolled over in a session like they usually do in this situation.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
But I cant see how Roy (and i like him) can be in the test team. Im a big fan of Butler but while I reckon he'd make a good skipper he's not proven he's a test player yet 1 century isn't enough and tho while I wouldn't be surprised if the new coach dumps him I reckon he might get the winter as a last chance.
Bairstow is not a frontline batsmen, prefers to bat as 7 and his keeping isnt good enough. I reckon him or butler will be dropped (poss both) and Foakes getting a chance in the winter.
But the truth is England have run out of batsmen to try.Burns has done enough to warrant a chance but not denly yet who else is left to try?
Batsmen just dont get enough 4 day games and it will be worse with this 'Hundred' bullshit and overseas tours will still not have enough first class warm up games as nothing is going to change really.
Any ideas who the next coach should be?
Id really like to see the whole system changed and selectors fired and a full review but I'm not holding my breath.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link
I wouldn't bet against them giving everyone another go in the last test too and will talk about no knee-jerk changes and root will still be captain for the next tour and BS about how he has a job to do and wont walk away
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
Unchanged squad. Root says he's the best man for the job.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
Vic Marks is sensible on this I think: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2019/sep/09/captaincy-robbing-england-of-joe-root-greatest-asset
Not too much point doing wholesale changes for the last test, though it might have been nice to see Sibley, Pope or Crawley get a game it might also be better to give one or all of them a full series in the winter. I think SCurran will play instead of Overton, and they might rest Stokes.
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
Would be a waste to play Stokes if he can't bowl and why risk aggravating his injury?
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
yeah deffo
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
both teams' selectors have really covered themselves in glory this series
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
looking like a drawn series with australia grimly batting out a draw inbred other game. england dominant
― imago, Friday, 13 September 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
lol my phone knows australia better than i do
Good lord, Smith missed a straight one and is out.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 13 September 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
Bob Willis has died :(
― Vote with a prog record (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
I just saw this. I hope the grumpy old bugger has a safe journey. RIP.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
Stokes is kind of cricket's Jamie Vardy isn't he. Gay-basher-bashing larrikin who'll hit sixes
― imago, Monday, 16 December 2019 08:03 (four years ago) link
A man we can all vote for
― imago, Monday, 16 December 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link
the gay couple said he was standing up for them and how hes their friend now
― Dog Is Daed (Oor Neechy), Monday, 16 December 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link
yeah read what I wrote! it's heartwarming :D
― imago, Monday, 16 December 2019 11:10 (four years ago) link
Hope that puts to bed the notion of 4 day tests. Magical day.
and that catch by Crawley was WOW. The slips were close in and Stokes bowling at 90 mph and if you haven't seen it yet enjoy.
Dont mess with test cricket!
― Dog Is Daed (Oor Neechy), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link
― imago, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:03 AM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:05 AM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
Sad and almost embarrassing here for SA
― opden gnash (imago), Saturday, 25 January 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link
I watched the first episode of the Aussie cricket thing - The Test - on Amazon Prime. The access the cameras have is pretty comprehensive but I'm not sure there's anything - or anyone - compelling enough to keep me coming back. Langer is kind of emblematic in his dead-eyed zealotry but it seems to be systemic. Maybe everyone will settle down but not sure I can be arsed.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 30 March 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
Probably the only cricket we'll get to watch this year though
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link
The Edge is on streaming services I think, will be giving that a go. Probably only for England fans but the ECB have put a load of sessions from the 2013 Ashes online. The sessions come in apparently random order but it's fun to dip into. The URL is a bit weird but I think it works?http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=geo+restricted+live+stream
― Neil S, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 08:43 (four years ago) link
The Edge is actually really good. If Trotty doesn't make you bawl, you're a stronger man than I.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:02 (four years ago) link
Cheers for the Ashes link! That tour is weirdly blank to me. That Aussie side - Clarke in particular - were pretty unlikeable.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link
I was at a couple of the games, including the Old Trafford match when England really ground it out after Clarke scored an excellent century for Australia. A weird series, it could have been 2-2 had things gone a little differently.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:21 (four years ago) link
I remember one game where we were lucky with the light but the rest is blank. Will catch up with some of those videos.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:06 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/19/suwanji-madanayake-the-spinner-who-wants-to-play-into-his-50s-cricket
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 11:15 (three years ago) link
as a 33 year-old who still has aspirations of becoming a good club spinner (as opposed to the ropey current model), that is p inspiring
― imago, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link
“They look fit but don’t use their brains. Without a brain, you can’t play the game.”
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
Ugh, Sibley, what a hideous looking batsman.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
Burns is horrible too. Come on the Windies.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
Michael Holding on race/BLM was really good, as everyone said it was.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
Well done Windies!
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 July 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
Feels like the first team in fifteen years that wouldn’t have choked.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 12 July 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
Cool as a cucumber tbh.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 July 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link
Ben Stokes: "... I thought we had a lot chances with the bat to put our foot on the throat of the West Indies".
... errrrrrrr
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 July 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link
classic australianism tbfttl
― imago, Sunday, 12 July 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
(cough)
(West Indies were quite good!)
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link
Yes, excellent, Jason Holder is a class act.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link
This is going well.
Bizarre review from England there.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
Magnificent bowling. This is special.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link
Good stuff, I really don't like this current England team - batting line-up anyway.
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
abbas is sort of pudgy, unfashionable and utterly demonic, i love watching him bowl
― imago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
This is crazy tense.
― toby, Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
always a good sign when i've spent yesterday in the pub questioning England's ability to reach 200
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
that was amazing
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
Cracking match
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Saturday, 8 August 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
Pakistan keep losing the ball as Jos Buttler hits it too hard!
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 21 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link
Crawley's the real deal
― Neil S, Friday, 21 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link
He's been terrific, the partnership with Buttler has been brilliant.
New ball might change things. 1 wicket could bring a collapse quite easily.
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 21 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
or England could score quite quickly
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 21 August 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
3 no balls in 1st over with new ball. Pakistan feeling the pressure. They cant afford to waste the new ball.
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 21 August 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link
Ball is swinging now. Going to be a tough 8 overs now I reckon.
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 21 August 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Excellent day for England. Would love to see Crawley get his double ton and Jos get his ton. They both deserve it. Two cracking test match innings.
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 21 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
And they have done. Beginning to think Crawley might be the answer to our #3 problem.
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 22 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
Crawley out for 267
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 22 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
That is a brilliant catch down legside by Buttler
― Oor Neechy, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link
Jimmy is the greatest of all time. First fast bowler to take 600 test wickets. Incredible achievement.
― Oor Neechy, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
The greatest what of all time?
― imago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
Incredible achievement but when Walsh became leading wicket-taker of all time nobody argued he was the greatest then and nobody serious would of it now
Do
― imago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
he's not in the top 10 of all time bar statistics
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
can't help lolling at the carpe diem ingenuity of Mitchell Claydon ball-tampering with hand sanitizer
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
Crikey.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/dec/19/india-slump-to-new-low-as-australia-cruise-to-victory-in-first-test
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 December 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link
yeah i saw that this morning. O_o
― Fizzles, Saturday, 19 December 2020 12:22 (three years ago) link
i was following the test a bit and it felt like india got a slightly below par first innings score but when i saw australia’s first innings score and thought “oh wow india have a good chance here” and then yeah. no single batsman made double figures.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 19 December 2020 12:24 (three years ago) link
That Aussie attack is terrifying. If Cameron Greene comes good they're going to be pretty much unbeatable.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 19 December 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
cummins and hazlewood are basically mcgrath x2 at this point
― imago, Saturday, 19 December 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
except a bit quicker
― imago, Saturday, 19 December 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
That was great. And good to see J Burns get some runs at the end.
― yuoowemeone, Saturday, 19 December 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Kudos 2 the 2nd string Indian team
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 17 January 2021 06:32 (three years ago) link
They'll have probably 3.5 sessions to survive. Rooting 4 them
― imago, Sunday, 17 January 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link
Good win for England
― Oor Neechy, Monday, 18 January 2021 04:54 (three years ago) link
love 2 watch the aggressive Test Match playing that Australia is world renowned for
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2021 09:42 (three years ago) link
― Oor Neechy, Monday, January 18, 2021 4:54 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I bet you thought they were going to lose!
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Monday, 18 January 2021 10:43 (three years ago) link
Nah, they were pretty calm this morning and looked ok.
Might've been different if they had taken that review!
― Oor Neechy, Monday, 18 January 2021 10:55 (three years ago) link
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2021 09:42 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
if ever a series has deserved a final day of rain and recriminations
― imago, Monday, 18 January 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
or my favourite potential outcome of all: pat cummins superman 8-fer, india finish 9 down
― imago, Monday, 18 January 2021 13:34 (three years ago) link
101 needed, surely this is doable from here?
― toby, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 06:06 (three years ago) link
Ugh, the new ball doing the damage.
― toby, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 06:13 (three years ago) link
I don’t understand why Australia didn’t rotate their attack - bringing in another paceman for a couple of tests and giving Starc and Hazelwood a test off each could have swung the series.
― aphoristical, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 06:14 (three years ago) link
― imago, Monday, 18 January 2021 13:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
this is still on lol
― imago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link
Loving the gary backlash
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 07:22 (three years ago) link
6 down...
― toby, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 07:29 (three years ago) link
7!
― toby, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 07:35 (three years ago) link
― toby, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 07:38 (three years ago) link
Best sport in the world
― imago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 07:38 (three years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/pln6pcatfwvy.jpg
― imago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 07:41 (three years ago) link
lol have some of that honorary Aussie twat Russ Le Roq!
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 08:00 (three years ago) link
Sobering assessment :/ https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/123990111/mark-reason-australias-cricket-loses-honour-in-shameful-short-bowling-assault-on-india
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 08:04 (three years ago) link
Tim Paine will probably cop it badly from the always calm Aussie press, but I humbly suggest that Justin Langer is too weird a unit to be Australian coach.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 08:09 (three years ago) link
ha, bring back booooof!
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 08:18 (three years ago) link
Amazing result. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of lads. They've not lost at the Gabba since 1988.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 08:18 (three years ago) link
fantastic result. great series and what a way to come back from that second innings skittling in the first test.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:29 (three years ago) link
― Oor Neechy, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:48 (three years ago) link
👍👍👍
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:50 (three years ago) link
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, January 19, 2021 8:04 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I don't buy this, it was only shaneful insofar as it didn't get them any wickets
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:59 (three years ago) link
Shaneful, nice areas Shane!
Yeah that article is OTT bunk. India came up against that tactic and bested it
― imago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 11:41 (three years ago) link
Australian cricket is in the gutter, the baggy green is soiled and covered with bean juice
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 11:43 (three years ago) link
lolaus
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 11:52 (three years ago) link
yuh i wouldn't be thhaat sad if Starc went though
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link
Wasn't expecting anyone to upstage India/England or Pakistan/SA, but Kyle Mayers is giving it a damn good go
― imago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 10:01 (three years ago) link
Nice having some live stuff on terrestrial tho
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 February 2021 10:04 (three years ago) link
210 not out on debut!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 February 2021 10:37 (three years ago) link
What is with these left-handers smashing six-filled innings to pull off impossible wins
― imago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 10:54 (three years ago) link
LOL that was his debut?!?!
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 February 2021 11:39 (three years ago) link
Bonner’s debut too - and he got 86.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 February 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link
Test debut.
greatest debut performance in test match history?
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Sunday, 7 February 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link
up there. averages 250 lol
― imago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link
Hasan Ali ripping through South Africa atm.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 8 February 2021 08:54 (three years ago) link
It looked like SA were going to go close for a while there.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 8 February 2021 08:59 (three years ago) link
I dont understand what England are doing here. They've lost the initiative this session. If they aren't going to score quickly just declare and bowl so that they get a 2nd new bowl if needed tomorrow
― Oor Neechy, Monday, 8 February 2021 10:28 (three years ago) link
Going well this morning, outside chance of wrapping it up before lunch?
― toby, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link
Or perhaps tea.
― toby, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 06:02 (three years ago) link
Possibly a confusing end...
― toby, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 07:58 (three years ago) link
(No, the bails just fell off.)
that was strange.
― Oor Neechy, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:04 (three years ago) link
All over.
― toby, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:04 (three years ago) link
Great win. Never seen England dominate a team away from home like that. Root playing like he is makes a huge difference. Hopefully other players can step up when Root doesn't.
Could be a cracking series this.
― Oor Neechy, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:06 (three years ago) link
it was strange as the bails didn’t just fall off - the stump was askew as well. anyway. amazing spell of reverse swing from anderson. sizeable victory in the end. impressive display all round and it will be interesting to see how the first eleven rotation works in the next test.
― Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:16 (three years ago) link
― Oor Neechy, Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:06 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
England did this a couple of weeks ago in Sri Lanka, and also in their previous tour in South Africa?
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 09:26 (three years ago) link
a top team though? Winning every session easily? Sri Lanka were awful.
― Oor Neechy, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link
So you have to get Indian players out twice now when they play at home? Is that why Kohli didn't walk after being bowled?
Some of the worst umpiring I've ever seen on the field and 3rd umpire.
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 13 February 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
Both reviews shockingly bad decisions, giving the review back for the catch just running salt in.
Kohli reviewing being clean bowled will be cricket moment of the year and it's only 6 weeks old.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 13 February 2021 11:10 (three years ago) link
I'm not looking forward to the Indian spinners running through England on this pitch. It's exploding off the pitch already
― Oor Neechy, Saturday, 13 February 2021 11:21 (three years ago) link
Aye, this is a day 4 pitch already. 300 a matchwinning first innings I reckon.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 13 February 2021 11:35 (three years ago) link
Game might be over today if they have to follow on
― Oor Neechy, Sunday, 14 February 2021 08:28 (three years ago) link
oh ffs that was out by a mile
― Oor Neechy, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:43 (three years ago) link
West Indies / Bangladesh going to the wire again.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:55 (three years ago) link
(xp) Yes, ridiculous. Game over anyway.
― I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link
West Indies win the series!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:06 (three years ago) link
game was over yesterday but there has been still some horribly biased decisions which should mean England complain so they are not used again.
Im just waiting for Mike Gatting to fight them.
― Oor Neechy, Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:11 (three years ago) link
Was v happy to have been watching Big Rahkeem and chums pull that off
― imago, Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:14 (three years ago) link
SpinFest continues!
― imago, Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:05 (three years ago) link
Decent bowling figures from Root so far.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:18 (three years ago) link
5 for 8 in 6.2 overs. Not too shabby.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:40 (three years ago) link
LOL first ball.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:01 (three years ago) link
wtf Crawley golden duck.
― toby, Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:02 (three years ago) link
LOL second ball (withdrawn).
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:05 (three years ago) link
LOL third ball.
wtf is going on.
― toby, Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:06 (three years ago) link
This isn't going to get to the end of the day.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:06 (three years ago) link
Well they've scored a run at least.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link
Do the Indian cricket board want test matches reduced to 4 days this much that they sabotage all pitches?
ICC wont do anything to reprimand them either.
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:25 (three years ago) link
I think India might just do this
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:11 (three years ago) link
The next pitch will be a road so that India cant lose.
ICC will do fuck all.
― Oor Neechy, Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:15 (three years ago) link
India may as well keep producing turners because England can't get a run at the moment
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:16 (three years ago) link
It wouldn't have surprised me if you told me all three tests had been on the same pitch.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link
5 day test cricket, ye cannae whack it.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link
Dananjaya got a hattrick against the West Indies last night and in his next over Pollard hit him for 36.
You will never have a better Mastercard Priceless Moment than this one! 👌🏾 @KieronPollard55 became the 1st West Indian to hit 6 sixes in a T20I over!#WIvSL #MastercardPricelessMoment #MenInMaroon pic.twitter.com/YOGItXOY8H— Windies Cricket (@windiescricket) March 4, 2021
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 4 March 2021 07:23 (three years ago) link
you'll certainly never have a better Mastercard Priceless Moment
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:22 (three years ago) link
He's a big unit, Pollard.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:28 (three years ago) link
Meanwhile, England hopeless again.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:59 (three years ago) link
I think I'll spend the weekend watching the cricket! Oh, wait.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 6 March 2021 11:28 (three years ago) link
Mollocated.
― Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 March 2021 11:38 (three years ago) link
jfc Tuffnell and Vaughan on the radio just marked the passing of Joey Benjamin by reminiscing about his big gleaming smile
― A bot scamping on a human face, forever (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link
India absolutely deserve to lose for this fielding. Unbelievable.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 March 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link
Great match and excellent death bowling from Natarajan yet again.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 March 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link
Bishop and Ambrose on comms is simply glorious stuff
― imago, Monday, 29 March 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link
Is there any pleasure more profound than watching Cornwall bat?
― imago, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link
might this slowest of burns be catching light
― imago, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:20 (two years ago) link
it might
― imago, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
don't hold the WTC final in England they said, forgetting that English pitches produce better Tests than most other nations'
― imago, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link
It's a superb game and I'm firmly team Kiwi. I guess it's largely (partly?) down to luck that they have such a settled side with each piece fitting almost perfectly - and to have them fit all at the same time - but it's a hell of a thing to watch. Other Kiwi factors: clear planning and management, not a total shitshow of a schedule.
Tbc, India are also great but the resources thing makes it less impressive.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 15:44 (two years ago) link
LOLz
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/aug/09/australia-thrashed-by-bangladesh-after-collapsing-to-62-all-out
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 06:14 (two years ago) link
What a win for the Windies!
― imago, Monday, 16 August 2021 06:01 (two years ago) link
LOL England royally fucking this up. Sibley and Burns are utter shite.
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Monday, 16 August 2021 13:17 (two years ago) link
That was almost thrillingly terrible
― imago, Monday, 16 August 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link
Times probably up for Burns, Sibley & Buttler. Root fucked up his tactics this morning and really isn't a good captain. I thoroughly expect England to get whitewashed in oz as usual.
Complete gutless shambles again and again, but what do expect when there's no red ball cricket in the months leading up to tests. ECB needs to be gutted too.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
OTM on Root's captaincy.
― "Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Monday, 16 August 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link
I was there yesterday, it wasn't pretty. Root is an okay captain IMO (probably as good as Kohli tactically) but he got it wrong in the morning, it was utterly bizarre. Burns will stay and Buttler will definitely too (who else would keep?) but time is up for Sibley, I think they might go Burns, Hameed, Malan.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 07:33 (two years ago) link
Kohli is not that good a captain either tbh.
― "Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 07:37 (two years ago) link
yes, I sort of agree with that- he's a much better leader than a tactician. His reviewing is consistently terrible.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 08:14 (two years ago) link
Foakes or Bracey will come in for buttler if he keeps failing I think. I really really want Buttler to come good as he's one of my fave players, but he's just not doing well enough.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 10:53 (two years ago) link
I hope I shall never again have to gaze in horror at the hideousness that is Dom Sibley's batting technique.
― "Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 11:08 (two years ago) link
I don't suppose we'd give a shit about his technique if he was Steve Smith or Chanderpaul but, well, he isn't.
I'd happily see Root pass the captaincy on, but with Stokes out of the picture, who on earth would take it? Buttler is the only current option and he's not certain of his place. It's a shitshow.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 13:02 (two years ago) link
Using the royal 'we' there, ofc.
I think Buttler is certain (or as certain as anyone can be) of his place, but shouldn't be given the captaincy. Bracey they like but see as a batsman long term, Foakes is a utility man but won't ever be a pick ahead of Buttler.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link
Stupid suggestion but I wonder if they could convince Morgan to do it for a couple of years? Bat at 6...
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 19:45 (two years ago) link
It worked for Mike Bearley but those days are gone, but honestly, I do wish they had went down that road. Captaincy has definitely hampered Roots batting most of the time.
I just meant that Buttler will be dropped for Australia if he has a bad series,
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 10:36 (two years ago) link
buttler will never be dropped ever
― imago, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link
that's the kiss of death, you've sealed it now!
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
Yorkshire batsman Dawid Malan has been recalled to the England squad for the third Test against India, with Dom Sibley and Zak Crawley both dropped from the 15-man squad.
Malan, 33, played the last of his 15 Tests in August 2018.
Seamer Saqib Mahmood is included, while spinner Jack Leach misses out but will be on standby as back-up to Moeen Ali.
Crawley is a decent player, and will get another chance once this lot of spoiled their second chance, but not sure we will see Sibley again.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link
When I left for hospital to visit my dad who has been seriously ill for a few weeks on and off (hes currently getting better again but they cant identify the infection as its come back once before) it was 30-3. I expected India to be 130-3 when I get home, only to find out they were all out for 78 , after winning the toss too.
What a great weird game test cricket can be.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link
Rory Burns just hit a six!
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link
An opening century partnership! What a strange day.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
3 wickets this morning inc Jimmy's 400th wicket at home.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 28 August 2021 11:00 (two years ago) link
Another one bites the dust. Pant gone for 1. Robinson looking like a pretty good find.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 28 August 2021 11:05 (two years ago) link
All out. What an hour of bowling.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 28 August 2021 11:44 (two years ago) link
Fifth test cancelled. India unable to field a team due to COVID numbers in the camp.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 10 September 2021 08:01 (two years ago) link
Bollocks, none of the players have covid, it's a physio. They were more worried about losing IPL money and don't want to play. The game should be forfeited. But the ECB don't want to lose £30m either, so they want it rescheduled. But it's ruined a classic test series. No way should India be allowed to win the series and the rescheduled test be a standalone test next year.
Spectators have lost money because of this. Nobody thinks of them. An absolute disgrace.
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Friday, 10 September 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link
Wanindu Hasaranga9/1Sri Lanka Top RunscorerEngland vs Sri Lanka
lol the bookies offered me a two quid free-bet on the 20/20 so I not very discerningly put it on this and it won!
― calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link
that is pretty discerning tbf
― imago, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link
I only mainly looked at the odds, but sort of have a little awareness that he's a shit hot batsman playing very well in a side that keeps losing
― calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link
he's better at bowling than batting! but he is their best T20 cricketer by miles and miles so yeah it was a good call
― imago, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link
lol that's probably wrong, see what I mean?
― calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link
that seems a generous 9/1 then
― calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link
anyone who bats at 6 or lower in the batting order in a T20 will be long odds to top score due to the statistical unlikelihood of it happening. SL have a hella flimsy top order tho, hence discerning
― imago, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link
ah I see, mid-order batters will always be a bigger price.
― calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link
lol Cronje would have made a killing if the 20/20 game had happened in his era!
― calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
I do wonder if ultra-subtle spot-fixing is easier now in T20...
― imago, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link
You can take the boy out of Zimbabwe and Harrow School...
― imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 11:23 (two years ago) link
(yes, glasshouses lol, but they wear boaters ffs)
This is turning nastier and nastier
― imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link
You heard about Michael Vaughan?
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link
mmhm
― imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link
plenty of games ripe for micro spot fixing (New Zealand vs Namibia!) because who's gonna be watching besides the bookmakers??
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 November 2021 10:22 (two years ago) link
Who would ever have guessed Yorkshire cricket could be home to a bunch of racist troglodytes?
― Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Friday, 5 November 2021 10:28 (two years ago) link
This is pretty comprehensive about the depressing state of English cricket, which has been getting less diverse and less representative for a long time now https://t.co/LGoJ4hJR10— Rory Macqueen (@RNMacqueen) November 4, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 November 2021 10:36 (two years ago) link
Glad he pointed out that English cricket is now dominated by the privately educated - which is a trend in UK sport in general... UK life in general.
― Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Friday, 5 November 2021 10:43 (two years ago) link
I can just imagine the exact type of beetroot faced indignant rage going down about this at my local Tory gammon cricket club tonight.
― calzino, Friday, 5 November 2021 10:45 (two years ago) link
Yeah it's in UK culture and arts as well xp
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 November 2021 10:47 (two years ago) link
Wasn't quite expecting Vaughan to be a racist, though I've never looked at it closely.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 November 2021 10:48 (two years ago) link
surely it's not that much of a surprise - such strong Tory vibes and he was spiritually bald before his hair started dropping out!
― calzino, Friday, 5 November 2021 10:54 (two years ago) link
yeah he's long been a smug, reactionary shires Tory
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 5 November 2021 10:56 (two years ago) link
Lol
He simply does not miss pic.twitter.com/ibQL6tvGFe— Kieth Starmer is a cop (@BP_Cena) November 5, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 November 2021 11:11 (two years ago) link
Ah man.
― imago, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link
Wonder how this is going to echo through the game from the top down to club level
― imago, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 13:06 (two years ago) link
A sad twist today. Hopefully this doesn't become a culture war wedge
― imago, Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
It’s not a twist, it’s the difference between institutional and personal racism.
― suggest bainne (gyac), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link
Also very suspicious how it ended up all over the newspapers today.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link
There were people out there listening to the testimony and scoffing at it, making the usual excuses “why did he go back”, etc. Anti-Muslim sentiment sells papers and there’s nothing the papers like better than “this person from an ethnic minority background is the real racist”.
― suggest bainne (gyac), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
― suggest bainne (gyac), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:17 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
fair. but yeah, you can see entirely how this will be used
― imago, Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
And you’re going along with it because…? You called it “a sad twist”.
― suggest bainne (gyac), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link
You’ll have to walk me through this. How is it a “sad twist”? Guy seems devastated in his statement, comments were pretty crass and ill judged but he owned and apologised for them. Which iirc is all he wanted from the club? So it’s a “twist” because some cunt paper went digging through old social media posts, and it’s “sad” because he has at some point in his own life been racist, which means presumably he’s a less sympathetic victim? Is that it?
― suggest bainne (gyac), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link
it's a sad twist because of how those with an anti-Muslim sentiment will frame it, hence 'I hope it doesn't become a culture war wedge'; the reactionaries are already amassing to dismiss him and his (obviously valid) testimony
― imago, Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
Yes, by all means let’s sink to their level.
― suggest bainne (gyac), Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link
i didn't for a second suggest doing so
― imago, Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link
It's all culture war all the time.
It should also be ignored so as not to lose sight of what's at stake.
You need brain cells for this, is the thing.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 18 November 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 bookmarkflaglink
Right. Nothing new about it.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 18 November 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link
I promise you, *nothing* can prepare you for Jordan Peterson on Azeem Rafiq #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/FIuQnW7S8r— William Kedjanyi (@KeejayOV3) November 18, 2021
this fucking clown
― calzino, Friday, 19 November 2021 08:55 (two years ago) link
Asking a Canadian benzedrine addict to talk about cricket. Good work, BBC.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 19 November 2021 09:03 (two years ago) link
gosh imagine if you were one of these journalists that was stanning for him as a leading public intellectual a few years back. He's thick as pigshit.
― calzino, Friday, 19 November 2021 09:04 (two years ago) link
almost as much fun as when they had that other Canadian prick, Malcolm Gladwell, telling us what is wrong with the NHS.
― calzino, Friday, 19 November 2021 09:21 (two years ago) link
"nothing can prepare you for Peterson on Rafiq"
Log on to ilx and watch LJ talk about culture war. It isn't that far off Peterson's "oh no pitting group against group isn't going to help destroy the racism".
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 November 2021 09:58 (two years ago) link
Alex Hale: "It wasn't racist when I blackfaced up because it was a tribute to my black hero, Tupac"
― calzino, Friday, 19 November 2021 10:08 (two years ago) link
Lol, I was nodding along with everyone else on the panel. Man’s a ranting mess.
― suggest bainne (gyac), Friday, 19 November 2021 10:08 (two years ago) link
He's a drug addict who was in a coma for months so, yes, he's a perfect choice for BBC's flagship political debate show.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 19 November 2021 10:27 (two years ago) link
Fucksake
But not entirely unexpected
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 07:29 (two years ago) link
Pretty hilarious.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 07:40 (two years ago) link
nah, not hilarious. irritatingly to-the-script
― imago, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 07:54 (two years ago) link
strong "lol england" vibes, gotta love it
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 09:23 (two years ago) link
wait until both teams have had a bat tomorrow, and Australia are 300-4, and we'll see who's laughing then
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 09:28 (two years ago) link
oh well you will have the initial excitement of D. Warner throwing away his wicket needlessly at least
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 09:34 (two years ago) link
Cameron Green 80 ball century will be the real sickener
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 10:07 (two years ago) link
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 09:23 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
you do not get a vote
― imago, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 10:42 (two years ago) link
meanwhile, lol bangladesh
― imago, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 10:57 (two years ago) link
At least Warner didn’t get a century.
― toby, Thursday, 9 December 2021 05:06 (two years ago) link
NOW you may lol England
― imago, Thursday, 9 December 2021 09:13 (two years ago) link
Australia 7/343 at the Gabba? A great days work! Wait, it says day two- time to sit down with a mug of coffee and see what I missed on the first day
― who's afraid of adrian woolfe? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 9 December 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link
close enough!!!!
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 December 2021 09:27 (two years ago) link
Lol that prediction was both extremely wrong and yet extremely right
― imago, Thursday, 9 December 2021 09:35 (two years ago) link
hah yes, well done Trav!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 9 December 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link
Can we just come home now please?
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 18 December 2021 09:59 (two years ago) link
Shocked to learn that picking an all-seamer bowling attack has backfired on England.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2021 10:49 (two years ago) link
PATO
― imago, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:11 (two years ago) link
...ehh whatever, I can't even be mad. The only thing I'm genuinely furious about is that Foakes and our two legspinners have flown back to England already
― imago, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:12 (two years ago) link
dismal.
― toby, Sunday, 26 December 2021 05:07 (two years ago) link
Just fly them back now and spare us any further embarrassment.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 December 2021 10:54 (two years ago) link
Statement from @englandcricket The England team and management are currently at the team hotel awaiting results of RFT COVID tests following a positive test in the team’s family group.#BBCCricket #Ashes— Test Match Special (@bbctms) December 26, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 December 2021 23:41 (two years ago) link
Aye, right.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 December 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link
Good of England to raise our hopes and then get to 22/4.
― toby, Monday, 27 December 2021 07:27 (two years ago) link
PSA: don't cheer for the wrong team when you're in India https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-india-59702427
― StanM, Monday, 27 December 2021 07:41 (two years ago) link
the world's shyest, humblest bloke has just taken a six-fer against england in 21 balls
― imago, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link
much more of this and he'll be holding forth like mcgrath
Truly pathetic.
― toby, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
pretty decent career strike rate for Scott Boland imo
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link
Here are the lowest scores of a side winning by an innings.
http://www.howstat.com/cricket/Statistics/Matches/MatchMargins3.asp
First time it's happened in test cricket since 1986 and Pakistan were facing prime WI bowling.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 08:27 (two years ago) link
Sorry just looking at the top 10, which this slots into.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 08:38 (two years ago) link
You've got to hand it to England, when they fail they fail big.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link
Scott Boland's 6/7 but it's set to Lou Reed's 'Perfect Day' #Ashes pic.twitter.com/bnR970oUqw— Tony Shalhoub Memes (@maximumcuddles) December 28, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 09:34 (two years ago) link
Which Lou Reed song could accompany the England batting performance, I wonder, "Temporary Thing"?
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link
Could have done with this a few tests ago.
― toby, Friday, 14 January 2022 05:16 (two years ago) link
Finding it really difficult to listen to Test Match Special right now because Alex Hartley sounds exactly like an annoying precocious 10 year old schoolboy.
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 January 2022 10:56 (two years ago) link
Great to see a lol england collapse take place in the Apple Isle at last!
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 January 2022 11:08 (two years ago) link
lol at Holder not realising he’d taken four wickets in four balls for about thirty seconds.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link
Cricket lovely cricketIn Barbados Jason Holder in four balls did take four wickets<parp parp pa-pa-pa parp parp>
― Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 31 January 2022 09:16 (two years ago) link
Feeling better now SV?
― imago, Saturday, 26 March 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
NZ 45 for 7
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:52 (one year ago) link
... and yet, LOL England.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
I love the 3 day game, real cricket
― hello duckness my old friend (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 June 2022 11:12 (one year ago) link
battle of the most lol nations in test cricket right now (England is eternal lol of course)
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 June 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
something to this new era eh
― imago, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
When Root went cheaply it looked like old England were back but Bairstow absolutely brutal at the crease.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link
Lolz
https://i.imgur.com/vAizkTA.gif
― groovypanda, Thursday, 23 June 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
Lol, tremendous 1990s England batsman getting out against Australia after a brave defensive innings which raised hopes of avoiding defeat energy to that one
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 June 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link
that is no longer England's energy
― imago, Friday, 24 June 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
Great to see.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 10:55 (one year ago) link
Ridiculous stuff.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link
Yeah that was incredible
Amazing transformation in this team
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link
This last month has been extraordinary. Four run chases over 270, all completed with total abandon and hours to spare.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:07 (one year ago) link
So easy to get carried away on Twitter, but this is literally rewriting the way this sport is played as we watch.— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) July 5, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:56 (one year ago) link
So great to get one over Kohli after his antics too. Just a perfect test match really.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:58 (one year ago) link
as an ex-cricket follower I'm curious, what makes this a literal game changing occurrence and not just a very good performance by two players?
― dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 12:38 (one year ago) link
The run rates.
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link
https://t.co/zrJJbSGF3g pic.twitter.com/TkIstKyChL— Abi Slade (@abi_slade) July 5, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link
Police have shut down a fake Indian Premier League built to fool Russian gamblers. Labourers paid to pretend to be pro cricketers, games streamed online, crowd noises downloaded and played over the top. Got to the quarter finals before they were caught.https://t.co/2KPkhrap1q— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) July 11, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 11 July 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
That's so awesome.
― jmm, Monday, 11 July 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
LOL. So much for bazzball.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
https://img1.hscicdn.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_ds_w_1280,q_70/lsci/db/PICTURES/CMS/346700/346798.4.jpg
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 30 September 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link
this has really boiled the piss of Yorkshire CCC fans, so obv it was good not bad to some extent
― calzino, Friday, 30 September 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
i wonder if the words 'you don't even LIKE cricket' were uttered in the SV/gyac household this morning
― imago, Friday, 21 October 2022 08:14 (one year ago) link
Simmons surely toast, but this isn't on him. what a bunch of self-interested wasters. they'll go back to their T20 domestic carousel and play like gods
this is going to be such a lol tournament, I can feel it
looking forward to attending a rained out Aus vs NZ match tomorrow
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:08 (one year ago) link
― barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:09 (one year ago) link
I can confirm that herself was very sympathetic at this difficult time.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:11 (one year ago) link
He was very sad, I was still half asleep, but I was sympathetic because I don’t even care. The only time I care about cricket is when the Irish team beats England.
― barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:11 (one year ago) link
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:08 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Australia certainly bringing the lols! I made sure to post this after Afghanistan folded for nothing though haha
― imago, Saturday, 22 October 2022 12:50 (one year ago) link
(England all out 90 guaranteed now)
― imago, Saturday, 22 October 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link
for bizarre reasons, I attended this game in the hospitality box which had a cocktail bar
suffice to say, I enjoyed a wide variety of cocktails with dull Cricket-related names ('yeh mate give me one of those Howzats')
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 October 2022 08:08 (one year ago) link
real highlight of the game for me was the reminder on the big screen to deposit your plastic bottles at the Official Aramco Recycling Bins
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 October 2022 08:10 (one year ago) link
― imago, Sunday, 23 October 2022 11:55 (one year ago) link
(shame tbh, was rooting for Pakistan but that was a choke if ever I've seen it)
― imago, Sunday, 23 October 2022 11:56 (one year ago) link
Same here, but what a match.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 23 October 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link
― barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:11 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
your lads have a sniff
― imago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 06:29 (one year ago) link
Ireland calls on its reliable 12th man: rain
― imago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 07:45 (one year ago) link
oops.
― toby, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 07:55 (one year ago) link
Sitting on this Eurostar glad I'm getting out of this awful cursed place for a couple of days. Sadly sitting next to someone who doesn't even LIKE cricket
― imago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 08:01 (one year ago) link
drop Stokes IMO
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 08:27 (one year ago) link
Iceland stop kvetching challenge
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 08:28 (one year ago) link
sad to see a developing nation lose like that, it means a lot to them
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 11:46 (one year ago) link
We won’t be partying on the street tonight.
― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link
Can’t afford it.
I remember when the ignominy of a top cricket nation getting beaten by Ireland was enough to get the coach murdered. Sorry, perhaps too soon.
― calzino, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link
Well, Simmons has indeed been forced out today, so...
― imago, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link
Pakistan are doing a Pakistan against Zimbabwe
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 27 October 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link
Blimey. I didn't realise Pakistan vs Zimbabwe was a grudge match and for good reason pic.twitter.com/wtllENSZnl— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) October 26, 2022
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 27 October 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link
revenge for Fraud Pak Bean has been claimed!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 27 October 2022 14:37 (one year ago) link
There are regular cricket lols and then there are Pakistan cricket lols
― imago, Thursday, 27 October 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link
What a win for Zimbabwe! Congratulations to the Chevrons. Next time, send the real Mr Bean…#PakvsZim 🇿🇼— President of Zimbabwe (@edmnangagwa) October 27, 2022
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 October 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
Zanu PF bringing the bants!
― imago, Thursday, 27 October 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link
The further globalisation of T20 Cricket doesn't hurt traditions (like South Africa choking) but enhances them (like South Africa choking).
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 November 2022 12:10 (one year ago) link
Is this England are good or the pitch is bad?
Crazy day anyway
― groovypanda, Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:37 (one year ago) link
that's Bazball baby!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link
England are good, the pitch is flat, and Pakistan have picked a historically terrible bowling attack
― imago, Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link
6.74 RR... very normal stuff...
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:58 (one year ago) link
Oh hi Pato. Best attack ever can't even get Chanderpaul's son out, you're a soccer nation now
― imago, Thursday, 1 December 2022 12:07 (one year ago) link
great finale to an all-time great test match
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 5 December 2022 11:03 (one year ago) link
seriously
― imago, Monday, 5 December 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
needs the final wicket to happen really though, speaking strictly as a neutral obv
― imago, Monday, 5 December 2022 11:27 (one year ago) link
fantastic
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 5 December 2022 11:38 (one year ago) link
theatre!
― imago, Monday, 5 December 2022 11:39 (one year ago) link
Pakistan have punched in a cheat code
― imago, Friday, 9 December 2022 09:03 (one year ago) link
Hold on, has this guy has taken all 7 wickets on his test debut?
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Friday, 9 December 2022 09:17 (one year ago) link
Been wondering is:a: Abrar is really that good.b: England really are that bad against spin.c: Abrar is good, but also just unknown at this point.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 9 December 2022 10:10 (one year ago) link
it is c
― imago, Friday, 9 December 2022 10:24 (one year ago) link
remember ajantha mendis?
― imago, Friday, 9 December 2022 10:25 (one year ago) link
And Axar Patel.
― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Friday, 9 December 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
axar patel not a mystery spinner, just an accurate orthodox on raging bunsens
― imago, Friday, 9 December 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
Watching a Big Bash League game on the telly, Sydney Thunder are 9/14. In the top ten of bizarre cricket matches that I've ever watched.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 December 2022 11:49 (one year ago) link
ALL OUT FOR 15
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Friday, 16 December 2022 11:59 (one year ago) link
everything nicked, everything caught. a great day to be a south australian in sydney amirite
― imago, Friday, 16 December 2022 12:02 (one year ago) link
great day to be a casual sydney sixers fan!!
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 December 2022 12:03 (one year ago) link
triple threat!!!
― imago, Friday, 16 December 2022 12:04 (one year ago) link
even worse than Turkey
Flick on the Big Bash for the first time this season and it is 8/10. Turkey, the Thunder are coming for you. #BBL pic.twitter.com/8yiu1pvvmO— Adam Collins (@collinsadam) December 16, 2022
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 December 2022 12:04 (one year ago) link
oh well after the Test series, they Sydney Thunder get a top-line batsman joining them in David Warn--
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 December 2022 05:30 (one year ago) link
Sixers have two Afghan kids in the side, and they both seem to have bowled pretty well today!
As for South Africa, p funny to show up to Australia with a genuinely awesome bowling lineup and no batsmen
― imago, Saturday, 17 December 2022 10:01 (one year ago) link
Afghan spin bowlers are the new West Indies power hitters of the T20 franchise circuit
It wasn't like Australia were batting much better except for TRAVBALL
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 December 2022 13:18 (one year ago) link
if u like bowling, this is probably the test match to watch imo
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 December 2022 06:39 (one year ago) link
apart from all the byes of course
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 December 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link
lmao S2 of 'The Test' is going to be amazing with the decline and fall of J. Langer Esq.: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/jan/10/a-kick-in-the-face-david-warner-bemoans-justin-langer-contract-saga
speaking of lmao: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jan/10/legends-scott-morrison-used-whatsapp-group-to-cheer-on-pat-cummins-and-justin-langer
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 07:49 (one year ago) link
the indelible image of JL "riding every ball" is now seared into my brain
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 09:18 (one year ago) link
Unfortunately, the Afghanistan women's team could not be reached for comment.
Cricket! The only hope for the country.Keep politics out of it. @CricketAus @BBL @ACBofficials ♥️ 🇦🇫 ♥️ pic.twitter.com/ZPpvOBetPJ— Rashid Khan (@rashidkhan_19) January 12, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 January 2023 07:46 (one year ago) link
Wisden Online posting a'BUT the Afghanistan mens players are not bad guys!!' take makes me think that we've really not evolved much since South African rebel tours.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 January 2023 07:49 (one year ago) link
Steven Peter Devereux Smith is only the fifth most disgraced ex-Australian captain now.
Michael Clarke and Today Show host Karl Stefanovic have squared off in a wild fracas in a public park, in which Clarke was slapped across the face by his girlfriend and accused of cheating. Watch: https://t.co/gHWzqXoUeX #TheAdvertiser pic.twitter.com/D7ew4anPq8— The Advertiser (@theTiser) January 19, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:08 (one year ago) link
pouring one out
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/22/12/4a221201b64c42f75b486552ecf4ae5c.jpg
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:13 (one year ago) link
And to think that's when M. Clarke was 'classy'.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:16 (one year ago) link
Cumdog would never
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:48 (one year ago) link
Ponting isn't disgraced at all is he? Gonna check reviews of his wines
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:49 (one year ago) link
https://www.ozwinereview.com/2020/08/ponting-wines-first-taste-of-ricky-pontings-new-release-wines.html
quite complimentary. the man can hold his head up
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:53 (one year ago) link
lol bazball
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:00 (one year ago) link
how's the India tour going pal
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:07 (one year ago) link
Great half-century from Peter Handscomb in Delhi.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:15 (one year ago) link
inarguable
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:30 (one year ago) link
the Bazballers have become the Bazballees
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:56 (one year ago) link
gotta say, even if pato's lot are the beneficiaries, seeing india's anti-cricket pitch preparation tactics backfire this hilariously is very gratifying
― imago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 09:25 (one year ago) link
Matthew Kuhnemann, your time is now!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 09:29 (one year ago) link
Kuhnemannia is real
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 10:26 (one year ago) link
turning into a bit of a thriller this
― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 10:05 (one year ago) link
Well if the Windies didn't lose two wickets at the start, then sure
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:10 (one year ago) link
anyway replay that Steven Peter Devereux Smith catch please
a pair for Temba, he doesn't seem to have much luck does he
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:17 (one year ago) link
well australia can't fail to chase this
― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:25 (one year ago) link
very funny
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:31 (one year ago) link
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:10 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
you thought they'd get within 100 of that target?
― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:47 (one year ago) link
travball travball travball
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 March 2023 07:52 (one year ago) link
west indies DID get within 100. clean sweep for pato this week
― imago, Friday, 3 March 2023 08:59 (one year ago) link
xp his head is where it needs to be... scoring runs
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 3 March 2023 11:20 (one year ago) link
Incredible end to NZ/Sri Lanka.
― toby, Monday, 13 March 2023 06:43 (one year ago) link
Was very happy about Justin Langer no longer coaching until he became an Official ICC Event Television Commentator.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:08 (ten months ago) link
he's fuckin unbearable eh
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:09 (ten months ago) link
IF I HAD A SON A STRONG BRAVE AUSTRALIAN SON I'D TEACH THEM MARTIAL ARTS ofc I had 4 girls and that's different ofc everyone knows girls can't learn martial arts BUT I'VE BEEN BLESSED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER TO HAVE FOUR GIRLS I didn't keep trying to have a son oh no gosh no
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:11 (ten months ago) link
I went to Day 2 btw, nice day's cricket it was too, Aussies didn't need to put any more foot on the throat so they contented themselves with maintaining a thoroughly winning position. There was a fantastic moment with Boland at the end being chucked about 30 garments to sign and getting through about, ooh, 12 of them?
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:13 (ten months ago) link
Mexican waves need to be punishable with maiming tho
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:14 (ten months ago) link
I hope you enjoyed your day out, courtesy of ICC Global Partner Aramco.
Scotty Boland continues to be the best Top Bloke for a very long time.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:18 (ten months ago) link
He'll sit out the whole Ashes if he has to! (I'd pick him instead of Starc tbh)
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:25 (ten months ago) link
and so it hath proven
― imago, Friday, 16 June 2023 09:33 (ten months ago) link
England are far too cocky at the moment, I'm switching my allegiance to Aus.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Friday, 16 June 2023 09:45 (ten months ago) link
declaring on day 1 it's like they read tom's comment and decided to raise the bar
― oscar bravo, Friday, 16 June 2023 20:36 (ten months ago) link
on a flat pitch with a v uncertain spin bowling option and stokes carrying a niggle it seems foolhardy tbh, but i guess we will see today.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 17 June 2023 09:10 (ten months ago) link
pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse, after all
― imago, Saturday, 17 June 2023 09:53 (ten months ago) link
For those wanting a taste of Bazball Done Well btw, check out the women's Ashes warmup scorecards. Aussie reign of terror helpless in its face. Alternatively, it is just a warmup
― imago, Saturday, 17 June 2023 09:56 (ten months ago) link
i guess we will see today.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 June 2023 10:37 (ten months ago) link
more like Bagofshiteball
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 June 2023 17:19 (ten months ago) link
Bullshit aside, this is a brilliant test match.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Monday, 19 June 2023 15:36 (ten months ago) link
bloody entertaining Test match but even more excited for this tbh
It's one thing to have a drama series on Shane Warne. It's totally another thing, when Ch9 is bringing a show on the feud between Ian Chappell and Ian Botham.In the preview, Ian Chappell called Botham a liar.#Ashes pic.twitter.com/MMQfxCO32j— Vijay A (@VAAChandran) June 19, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 11:23 (nine months ago) link
Cricket lovely cricketIt's the game with stumps and bails and wicketsIn Birmingham on the fifth day the elementsThreaten to curtail the packed Ashes crowd's enjoymentEngland prospered with their aggressive approach called BazballBut sometimes they give away their wickets for practically nothing at all
<saxophone solo>
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 13:17 (nine months ago) link
none of you deserve this
― imago, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 17:17 (nine months ago) link
okay except Chinaski
happy for Pato and Australia if they finish this. absolutely no desire to hear any whinging English casuals 'oooh Bazball is shite mate' fuck off, you hate cricket
― imago, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:14 (nine months ago) link
I can't take another six weeks of this
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:18 (nine months ago) link
Bazbollocks
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:21 (nine months ago) link
... will be a headline in the Daily Star tomorrow.
great test match. be v interesting to see how england respond. they’ve had so many great results over the last 14 or so tests, because they’ve been able to put their foot down on the accelerator, to give themselves runs and time to beat teams in the second innings. stokes and others were v capable of building an innings but they were also capable of accruing runs incredibly quickly. they bat deep, are an experienced team, and they’ve got great, disciplined bowlers capable of taking wickets in all conditions. mccullum himself i believe has banned use of “bazball” in the dressing room. here they had several weak points in the team. spin, and recent injuries to anderson and stokes. bairstow, if you like. that extremely high pressure approach is more fragile to that sort of raggedness at the edges. also, some things never change, you gotta take your chances.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:40 (nine months ago) link
fwiw didn’t mind the declaration, should have let root hit out or get out tho.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:41 (nine months ago) link
Fair play to the Aussies - did what they needed to, basically. Always that feeling that we'd never win like that over there (2011 was different altogether).
Agreed the team is a bit ragged around the edges, particularly Bairstow and Moeen. I wonder if they'll go Dawson for the next test, assuming Mo's finger won't heal? Wood for Anderson, who looked like he was struggling throughout?
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:52 (nine months ago) link
from what anderson said he was just struggling to find his rhythm after a lay off from picking up a niggle, so he will back himself to improve over the series i’d imagine. i back him to have some pivotal moments! more generally it was a fine, competitive test match and there’ll be a lot of crap written, but given the record of stokes, mccullum and team you back them to get to the right place. go again in two weeks’ time!
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:59 (nine months ago) link
lol (entertaining) england
re: The Declaration - tbf to B. Stokes, how would he know that they wouldn't be able to get Nathan Lyon out?
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:05 (nine months ago) link
Stokes said something in a post match interview about how England are not playing "results based cricket" and I thought the Aussies will love hearing that.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:18 (nine months ago) link
It's like my mother telling me how "taking part is what counts" after I entered a swimming race and finishing last was meant to make me feel better.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:43 (nine months ago) link
Look, after both teams had lost 18 wickets in total, England were ahead, so its a moral victory for me Clive
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:45 (nine months ago) link
also Joe Root is back, back, back as best batsman in the world in the ICC Rankings sponsored by MRF Tyres, so who are the REAL winners here?
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:49 (nine months ago) link
England were massive favourites with an hour to go. Needed two tailenders to play the innings of their lives. Had England their main spinner available, they'd have probably won. Unearthing a functional spinner is the priority before the remaining Tests
― imago, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:56 (nine months ago) link
"results based cricket"
That's going to make for a truly thought leading LinkedIn update.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 10:58 (nine months ago) link
"When your fast bowler with a history of racist tweets verbally abuses a Muslim opponent in an Ashes Test, do you start asking questions, or do you simply assume you already know the answers?"
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/jun/27/english-cricket-independent-commission-equity-prejudice-azeem-rafiq-racism
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 13:17 (nine months ago) link
good article, would quibble this though
a sport created and codified for the purpose of allowing rich white landowners to bet against each other
CLR James writes of how it was codified in the Victorian era as a means to establish sport as 'civilising' influence over the workers both at home and abroad and ofc quell resentment, but how the game itself was devised earlier - yes, with betting a crucial component
In all essentials the modern game was formed and shaped between1778, when Hazlitt was born, and 1830, when he died. It was created by the yeoman farmer, the gamekeeper, the potter, the tinker, theNottingham coal-miner, the Yorkshire factory hand. These artisansmade it, men of hand and eye. Rich and idle young noblemen and somesubstantial city people contributed money, organization and prestige.Between them, by 1837 they had evolved a highly complicated gamewith all the typical characteristics of a genuinely national art form:founded on elements long present in the nation, profoundly popularin origin, yet attracting to it disinterested elements of the leisured andeducated classes. Confined to areas and numbers which were relativelysmall, it contained all the premises of rapid growth. There was nothingin the slightest degree Victorian about it. At their matches cricketersate and drank with the gusto of the time, sang songs and played forlarge sums of money. Bookies sat before the pavilion at Lord's openly taking bets. The unscrupulous nobleman and the poor but dishonestcommoner alike bought and sold matches. Both Sir Donald Bradmanand Mr. Neville Cardus think that cricket is too complex a game toencourage betting. The history of the game is against them. There isnothing too complex for men to bet on. Cricket took its start from theage in which it was born, both the good and the bad. That the goodcould predominate was a testimony to the simple men who made itand the life they lived.The class of the population that seems to have contributed leastwas the class destined to appropriate the game and convert it intoa national institution. This was the solid Victorian middle class.
not to take anything away from Liew's analysis of its current problems, which are well-observed and manifest across the game
― imago, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 15:02 (nine months ago) link
That article is I want to say brutal but I guess just honest. Liew is on fire at the moment.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 15:37 (nine months ago) link
much to unpack here but one thing jumped out at me in all this: Lord's, the self-styled "home of cricket", has NEVER hosted a women's test match, and yet continues to provide the venue for the annual Eton v Harrow match.
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link
just nice to see Stokes committing to being a saviour
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:30 (nine months ago) link
liew had to take a fair amount of shit from Jonathan Agnew a few years ago about his cricket writing iirc
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 19:02 (nine months ago) link
liew was right then and he's right now
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 19:03 (nine months ago) link
Aggers called Liew a cunt; then backtracked and blamed it on his meds.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 19:23 (nine months ago) link
Despise Agnew!
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 09:19 (nine months ago) link
This is fucking idiotic.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:30 (nine months ago) link
Trying to attack the short stuff?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:42 (nine months ago) link
Falling into the leg theory trap aye. Four wickets and counting (five if you count Root getting out twice).
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:47 (nine months ago) link
not great shot selection but batters are allowed to make mistakes on occasion, particularly JE Root. Stokes seems to be calming things down now.
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:57 (nine months ago) link
If England carry on like this I'll be back supporting them before the end of the series.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Friday, 30 June 2023 11:39 (nine months ago) link
I'm thinking we should go back to not talking about men's mental health
― the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 30 June 2023 12:02 (nine months ago) link
where to even start with all this
― imago, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:09 (nine months ago) link
that Bairstow incident certainly got them going!
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:10 (nine months ago) link
*frantically checking Robinson and Tongue's first-class batting records*
― imago, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:11 (nine months ago) link
I knew I should have put a tenner on England an hour or so ago when they were almost double figures to win this test
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:14 (nine months ago) link
it seems Broad has been caught on the stump mic calling them 'Same old cheating Aussies'
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:20 (nine months ago) link
Fucking hell, this is crazy.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:35 (nine months ago) link
Just need an Anderson half century now to win it.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 2 July 2023 14:36 (nine months ago) link
I put a pish £3 bet on England when they were 20/1 just in case there is another plot twist on the cards today
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:06 (nine months ago) link
and that's why I never make any profit from cricket betting!
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:12 (nine months ago) link
Hopefully this will put at end to this chummy shite between the two teams and they will go back to hating each other, as they should.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:14 (nine months ago) link
Cummins' unapologetic presser will increase the hatred and booing at Headingly, stoked for it.
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:55 (nine months ago) link
I'd expected nothing less from an Aussie captain.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
stuart broad of all people getting the hump about 'spirit of the game' is frankly hilarious.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 2 July 2023 20:18 (nine months ago) link
It's weird listening on the radio because you react to the crowd noise and can only 'see' what the commentators direct you towards. Which is to say, it felt wrong at the time and I've had a horrible feeling in my guts about it all afternoon. Having seen the footage and listened to a bunch of people who know what they're talking about, Bairstow was out and should 100% know better, given it's a tactic he's used himself over the years. None of which is going to stop it from getting (uglier, given what happened in the ground and, particularly, in the long room). Headingley is going to be even more of a bear pit than usual.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 2 July 2023 20:51 (nine months ago) link
Honestly, those fuckwit members in the long room. You would do more for the 'spirit of the game' if you staked them all out, covered them in bacon and left them to the wasps and herring gulls.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 2 July 2023 20:53 (nine months ago) link
seeing as the series is done as a competition then extreme levels of spite are just what it needs
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 July 2023 21:36 (nine months ago) link
I am frantically trying to find a way to bet on Ben Stokes getting dismissed by Mankad at Headingley.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 July 2023 08:36 (nine months ago) link
Anyway, this is all very funny and highly amusing.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 July 2023 08:38 (nine months ago) link
I couldn't find any odds on the England team plumbing new depths of the victim playing British "fair play" delusion.
― calzino, Monday, 3 July 2023 08:45 (nine months ago) link
still don't know why Australia are getting booed, what have they done wrong?
― Ste, Monday, 3 July 2023 09:08 (nine months ago) link
To Johnny Bairstow too, hero of right wing wankers everywhere.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Monday, 3 July 2023 09:16 (nine months ago) link
Gotta laugh. No spinners, dropped catches, crazy hour shot selection. Quite a philosophy!
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 3 July 2023 10:40 (nine months ago) link
if they don't win this one, don't throw Bazball in the bin but maybe consider a few of the batsmen
― imago, Saturday, 8 July 2023 18:48 (nine months ago) link
if you took Stokes considerable batting contribution out of the Bazball equation for this Ashes it would just look like an abandonment of tactics and all focus would be on some of the careless braindead ways the rest of them cheaply gift wickets to the Aussies. But it has been a lot of fun!
― calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2023 22:48 (nine months ago) link
crawling towards Bazlam
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 13:48 (nine months ago) link
I knew all the heckling would pay off
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 14:41 (nine months ago) link
we just need another champion spell leading into Old Trafford
and to drop Bairstow
― imago, Sunday, 9 July 2023 15:19 (nine months ago) link
bairstow does need to go. v strange test, those first two innings entirely wrapped around two batsmen and a couple of maurahding bowlers.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 9 July 2023 15:26 (nine months ago) link
I was expecting rain this afternoon, both the MET office and BBC weather got it wrong. Bairstow has been useless, his only indirect contribution was that the confected sense of injustice around his idiotic stumping seemed to have the knock on effect of wakening the beast in Stokes.
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
that was an intense last 100-ish runs to watch live, i have a ton of thoughts about the distraction that is Bazball but not now. Bairstow is screaming to be dropped by almost any metric
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:04 (nine months ago) link
frankly just looking forward to McGrath having to switch his shtick to "4-1"
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:05 (nine months ago) link
There's roughly 0% chance of them dropping Bairstow. They should, at the very least, take the gloves off him. I think tbf with regards to the wicketkeeping stuff, he's not kept for about 3 years and to be chucked in like this is pretty unforgiving.
― (picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:30 (nine months ago) link
absolutely agree, he's a talisman ffs. that might say something about whether the current regime is about winning or about something else, but that's not new to England either
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:33 (nine months ago) link
lots of TMS chat this week has been about relieving him of the awful burden of having to be a functional wickie but that just amplifies my sense of special pleading
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
I think he did enough last summer for him to get the benefit of the doubt tbh. Not with the gloves tho.
― (picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:37 (nine months ago) link
His batting average while keeping is woeful.
― Foot Heads Arms Body (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 July 2023 18:59 (nine months ago) link
youse won't drop Bairstow like we won't drop Warner so it'll all equal out
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 July 2023 12:43 (nine months ago) link
blaze em
Adam Zampa's setup for the first Major League Cricket game. 10/10, no notes. pic.twitter.com/9bTiINzwbS— 7Cricket (@7Cricket) July 14, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 July 2023 11:56 (nine months ago) link
I know nothing about cricket but I’m pissed I didn’t think of that screen name first!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 16 July 2023 12:00 (nine months ago) link
Where is your 'Bazball morelike shiteball' now lads
― imago, Thursday, 20 July 2023 14:50 (eight months ago) link
I had a specific point which was nuanced and the concept of Bazball is ugh on purpose
However, it's been a good day I've been able to sit and watch for a change and the main thrill is watching England playing against the weekend's potential weather
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:01 (eight months ago) link
When Bazball beats the English weather then talk to me.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:23 (eight months ago) link
Bazball is the enemy of thought is my big ish
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:34 (eight months ago) link
I can barely believe this is happening. Someone on 5 live just said England haven't been 300+ for 2 in a match against the Aussies since 1985.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 20 July 2023 16:08 (eight months ago) link
Or wins the Ashes.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 July 2023 16:46 (eight months ago) link
Haven't watched much cricket since it went over to Sky 15+ years ago but reading about yesterday and you can't help but think this is the country we live in. A son of a banker playing a gambling one-off innings. Liew talks it up. I want it torn down.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/jul/20/zakball-comes-home-as-crawley-rewards-englands-indulgence-in-style
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 09:49 (eight months ago) link
he didn't play wildly, it's a slow-looking track and there's a good chance they'll lose a lot of the weekend so they're watching the clock
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2023 09:51 (eight months ago) link
England are going to win the Ashes 3-2 this year, I can feel it.
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Friday, 21 July 2023 10:17 (eight months ago) link
Liew hardly talks it up. The key line in his article is "imagine, by way of a thought experiment, if a player such as Ravi Bopara had received the same kind of love and indulgence that Crawley has enjoyed."
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 21 July 2023 10:25 (eight months ago) link
I was looking at the conclusion. But yes there is an ambivalence to it.
"When it fails, of course it reeks of decadence. But when it works, the returns can be stupendous."
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 10:33 (eight months ago) link
Yes, the momentum is definitely swinging their way, the Aussies (Cummins especially) look as if they've have lost their nerve.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Friday, 21 July 2023 11:12 (eight months ago) link
130 ahead. Declare at lunch or just before. They'll need to roll the Aussies this afternoon.
Might get 1.5-2 sessions on Sunday so it really comes down to today.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 11:21 (eight months ago) link
From The Guardian:
"Stef B writes in. “This amazing cricket has made me yearn for the good old days, when us in the UK could watch it live on TV, free of charge. I would walk back quickly from school and turn BBC2 on and enjoy the play. Any chance it comes back? Have a fair dinkum day.”
Strewth, cobbber. Zero chance, I’m afraid. The ECB is entirely dependent on Sky money now, nothing would happen without it."
Shame the Saudis aren't interested in test cricket this dick could've worked up a bit of outrage about it.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 11:30 (eight months ago) link
It's impressive nonetheless. Barstow 99 not out. Eng 275 ahead. Aus should be demoralised, we'll see.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 14:01 (eight months ago) link
To use a good Scottish word, Australia have been absolutely mollocated today.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Friday, 21 July 2023 16:20 (eight months ago) link
Updated met office forecast has rain all Day tomorrow and Sunday now.
Australia will retain the Ashes.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 16:34 (eight months ago) link
Shame that this is how it looks like it's ending. Just needed one more session..
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 18:01 (eight months ago) link
Kind of hilarious how the Aussies are crawling along at barely over two an over after England bazballing themselves out after 55 overs.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Friday, 28 July 2023 10:33 (eight months ago) link
Whatever @stuartbroad8 did, it worked! 👀#BBCCricket #Ashes pic.twitter.com/InV6MSKQXF— Test Match Special (@bbctms) July 28, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 28 July 2023 13:49 (eight months ago) link
Haha fuck McGrath there.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 28 July 2023 13:50 (eight months ago) link
that Smith not out call sounded like proper close as fuck forensic CSI shit from the umpire.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 15:17 (eight months ago) link
I’m sure I’ve seen calls like that given out so many times in the past that I assumed as long as you had the ball in your hand it counted.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 28 July 2023 15:44 (eight months ago) link
The only good thing about the Ashes ending is not having to listen to Jim Maxwell. McGrath isn't exactly the most gripping summarizer either.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2023 13:20 (eight months ago) link
the cricket stats guy has a really irritating voice. Here is an interesting stat for you m8. 3-1
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 30 July 2023 13:55 (eight months ago) link
He has a stat for absolutely everything and some of them are very interesting but there's far far too many of them.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:15 (eight months ago) link
your boys haven't got this yet calz
― imago, Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:46 (eight months ago) link
apparently statman is also a stand-up comedian and Edinburgh fringe regular, but I'd still rather hear his most boring stats than the racist smug twat Vaughany waxing lyrical about his dazzling career during tea break.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:48 (eight months ago) link
none of these are my lot!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:50 (eight months ago) link
xxp
ffs earlier I was placing small wicket to go in the next over bets, didn't win once and gave up. sheeit, 3 wickets gone in the last 3 overs now!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 16:05 (eight months ago) link
make that 4
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 16:06 (eight months ago) link
Interesting stat, that
― imago, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:13 (eight months ago) link
Seems like our humble West Midlands heroes will be overlooked by the metropolitan elite yet again— Rory Macqueen (@RNMacqueen) July 31, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:35 (eight months ago) link
I thought at the time of that dropped catch by Stokes and the wasted review then it was going to be the Aussies day, that was dramatic!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:11 (eight months ago) link
Bazball = cheating.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/01/the-ashes-2023-fifth-test-australia-vs-england-aus-v-eng-day-five-team-drinks-locked-out-snubbed
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 08:47 (eight months ago) link
umpires chose the replacement ball, take it up with them
my question is why the first ball was so crap
― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:08 (eight months ago) link
how does this work? if the ball gets damaged after so many overs do they even have some comparable used balls at hand for replacement? If they are still sore about that Bairstow stumping then that is about as churlish and pathetic as it gets.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:09 (eight months ago) link
Wouldn't be surprised if Emg paid them off.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:12 (eight months ago) link
Calzino: the replacement has to be of comparable wear and tear. This was not it, apparently
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:13 (eight months ago) link
They should have some balls from net practice?
The umpires should have a whole stock of balls, in differing stages of wear and tear, which can be used as replacements. This sounds pretty dodgy to me. Anyway congratulations to England for, at the very last minute, preventing the first series win by an Australian team since 2001 while failing to prevent Australia retaining the Ashes
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:14 (eight months ago) link
lol, even King Boy Pato wouldn't quite take that tone
(maybe he would)
(he's been very quiet for 3 Tests tho)
― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:48 (eight months ago) link
australia would have won if (lol) england weren't cheats or (more likely) the selectors finally got rid of Dave Warner
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 10:37 (eight months ago) link
the first series win by an Australian team since 2001
... in England that is, of course.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 11:01 (eight months ago) link
Think the current arrangement- Enlgand getting bullyrammed down under, exciting close series here- suits everyone really
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:10 (eight months ago) link
Which is good, cos I don't see it changing anytime soon
just saw the video of the "Boring!" heckler who annoyed Khawaja and Labuschagne as they walked up the stand. Was expecting it to be someone much younger, it's an old guy with a bald head and grey hair who obviously doesn't know much about test cricket!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:10 (eight months ago) link
nothing? absolutely nothing? you're losing your touch ilx
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:34 (six months ago) link
omg could be the rugby as well. day of high lol in prospect
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:36 (six months ago) link
if this doesn't bring KBP back nothing will
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:37 (six months ago) link
altho Aus have gotta sort themselves out first probably
disappointingly it's just one England WC failure today, have at it tho srsly
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:57 (six months ago) link
biggest arsekicking the Brits had from Afghanistan in 180 years, well played lads.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:06 (six months ago) link
I didn't follow the game but caught a glimpse of the score earlier when the were 100 and something for 5 and my thought was at least it was going to be a respectable loss. I had no idea this was going to happen.. lol ..faNTASTIC!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:14 (six months ago) link
Awesome
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:17 (six months ago) link
They'll be dancing in the streets of Kabul tonight... until the Taliban find out about it.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:20 (six months ago) link
Real Elolgland
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:07 (five months ago) link
LOL it's like the good old days
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:15 (five months ago) link
70 run stand for the last wicket too!
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:20 (five months ago) link
lmao
― imago, Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:49 (five months ago) link
Amazing we’ve gone from being so good to being so bad! Lack of prepartion, can’t be bothered, or can’t deal with the conditions?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:23 (five months ago) link
They're basically the worst team in the world now.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 October 2023 08:01 (five months ago) link
Will hopefully still summon a thumping of India now
― imago, Sunday, 29 October 2023 08:25 (five months ago) link
As I was saying..
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 October 2023 23:29 (five months ago) link
A Timed Out spotted in the wild! RIP Spirit of Cricket, pouring one out for you
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 6 November 2023 10:42 (five months ago) link
Very strange incident. Arguably the batsman was ready to play – he reached the crease within the required time, then his helmet strap broke which was hardly his fault, so he was putting safety first. Although, he was facing a spinner so could probably have done without the helmet for a few deliveries.
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 6 November 2023 11:36 (five months ago) link
Shakib is a massive cunt, is something already well-known in the game
― imago, Monday, 6 November 2023 11:39 (five months ago) link
This is a bit of a thriller.
Afghanistan set 291, reduced the Aussies to 91/7; Maxwell has survived a reviewed lbw and has now made 142 off 99 balls. He's cramped up to such a degree he can't run. 60 off 60 required.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:15 (five months ago) link
Is it still a thriller if you know exactly what will happen
― not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:23 (five months ago) link
Do you? Tell us.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:27 (five months ago) link
You knew as well, everyone knew lol
― not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:52 (five months ago) link
Yeah everybody knew Maxwell would hit a double century despite barely being able to walk.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:59 (five months ago) link
I may have been suckered into the "guy can't walk, can't *move*" chat on the radio, like every time Djokovic calls the trainer two sets down and I get my hopes up.A 202-run 8th-wkt ODI partnership in which the fitter player contributes 12. Bit mad.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:02 (five months ago) link
we need to disestablish australia
― imago, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:14 (five months ago) link
Nice story about the game in Afghanistan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-67306043
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 November 2023 21:44 (five months ago) link
Watching some sad Indian faces. Shame it's not Pakistan inflicting the pain
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:14 (five months ago) link
― imago, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:14 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:57 (five months ago) link
tbf quite funny this happened at the modi stadium tho
Yes, rare that I would support Australia over India but...
This was supposed to be India's day in front of an enormous home crowd with their prime minister Narendra Modi, who this stadium is named after, up in the stands.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 November 2023 19:41 (five months ago) link
Narendramodiazo
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 November 2023 20:38 (five months ago) link
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 November 2023 10:07 (four months ago) link
ruining this for Modi is *chef's kissy gingers*
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 November 2023 10:09 (four months ago) link
(fingers)
The last time a racist autocrat got shown up at an international sporting event he invaded Poland so don’t celebrate too quickly
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 20 November 2023 16:43 (four months ago) link
Modi may content himself with extinguishing the 50 over format through the BCCI
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 20 November 2023 18:16 (four months ago) link
India just contrived to lose their last 6 wickets for 0 runs in 11 balls
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 14:00 (three months ago) link
20 wickets in the day so far
WDYBL
Hey @englandcricket,We have heard you need a spinner to keep Yashavi Jaiswal quiet. Let me introduce you to Louis Jagger.DM for more info.Regards,OCs pic.twitter.com/5vmII9xAte— Old Colfeians CC (@OldColfeiansCC) January 25, 2024
― imago, Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:01 (two months ago) link
Shamar fucking Joseph :)
― imago, Sunday, 28 January 2024 07:29 (two months ago) link
That was pretty awesome
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 28 January 2024 08:25 (two months ago) link
In other news, Eng are gonna win
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 28 January 2024 09:55 (two months ago) link
India got a partnership going. 70 runs or 3 wkts
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 28 January 2024 11:19 (two months ago) link
Wicket. They need 54 from the last two wickets.
― Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 January 2024 11:26 (two months ago) link
Hartley has taken 5.
6. 1 left
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 28 January 2024 11:39 (two months ago) link
30 to win.
― Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 January 2024 11:59 (two months ago) link
Seems to be the day for 7 wicket hauls!
― Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 January 2024 12:01 (two months ago) link
Done it. By 29 runs
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 28 January 2024 12:02 (two months ago) link
Test cricket, emerging from the morass yet again
― imago, Sunday, 28 January 2024 12:29 (two months ago) link
Great as that was, honestly, find highlights of Joseph earlier, that was utterly sensational
Pope the point of difference in this game obv, an innings from another planet
― imago, Sunday, 28 January 2024 12:30 (two months ago) link
two extraordinary results. shamar joseph - woke up early this morning and was following the obo and catching clips on twitter and it was delightful and electrifying. and the ongoing mysterious ability of england to pull out second innings victories that look impossible in the first is… well it’s baffling how many times they’ve managed it tbh. what’s the factor at the margin that allows for it. not unreasonable to say stokes but that underdetermines it surely.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 28 January 2024 15:49 (two months ago) link
its all in the mindset installed in them by coach and captain. Such a huge difference between that and the England we all grew up with.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Sunday, 28 January 2024 15:54 (two months ago) link
this from the guardian report is interesting:
Stokes typically made his own telling contribution on the day, with a jaw-dropping direct hit on the dive to run out the dangerous Ravindra Jadeja from wide mid-on and leave his fellow all-rounder hobbling off with a hamstring tweak. But perhaps his biggest impact was the husbandry of Hartley, incredibly the third spinner under his watch after Will Jacks and Rehan Ahmed last winter to start his Test career with a five-wicket haul.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 28 January 2024 16:06 (two months ago) link
i wonder how long mccullum will be around
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Sunday, 28 January 2024 16:09 (two months ago) link
cunt team managed by cunts plays like cunts idk maybe i'm missing something
― wang mang band (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2024 07:25 (two months ago) link
Somebody just tried to explain cricket to me and they pulled this insane graphic up. There's no way this is real. Be serious. pic.twitter.com/xEAxdFfbV1— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) February 15, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 17 February 2024 08:01 (two months ago) link
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. pic.twitter.com/xKs600BjNp— DAISY CUTTER (@daisycutterzine) February 17, 2024
― ShariVari, Saturday, 17 February 2024 10:21 (two months ago) link
Beautiful
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 17 February 2024 10:58 (two months ago) link
Very funny
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 18 February 2024 10:47 (two months ago) link
Classic England
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 February 2024 11:23 (two months ago) link
well done Ireland, their first victory in Tests!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 1 March 2024 12:35 (one month ago) link