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― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

we did this before, but not with steve as our host

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be even better with Donnie Most.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Now every post will rhyme the same exactly way, you stale piece 'o toast.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

exact.. not exactly.. says I who typos the most.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

but what if it doesn't exactly rhyme but just comes really close?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Remember that sitcom with John Ritter and Markie Post.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHost

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

these rhymes are wack...it's like Vanilla Ice had died and this thread is his ghost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to drink milk, but I'm intolerant to lactose

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i own an island, its just off the coast

of costa rica, allow me to boast

i've managed to recreate dinosaurs, most

of whom are female to prevent mating which would ruin jurassic parks appeal

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

why give me that club, is that a baby seal

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan in Kool Keith meets Yoda wild flow-rockin' shockah with zeal!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

now everybody chill and relax every muscle in your body and turn into a big puddle of flesh on the floor like you was all baby calfs about to become veal

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

top it with mango chutney, serve it with quinoa, and that's a tasty meal

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

don't make me come over there and get all up inside your deal

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Like Jehovah's Witnesses with their sects appeal

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I like to move it move it, like reel 2 reel

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHeel

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey was that Ally McBeal

(from that lawyer show)?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Show. Show.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

our friend daniel perry has a fetish for eel

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Just 'cause she dances go-go that don't make her a ho, no.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Dudeman, Colin...way to go!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh

― Beyonce. (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no! i didnt think this thread through! Oh no!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Ono and Bono are liked by Geir Hongro

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in de congo

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHongo

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Today I went to the library. Oh
and I picked up a digital video, yo,
of someone that most of us listen to, so
I'll tell you the name: Best of Dave Bo

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

wie

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHie

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Phony ass gangstas are all gonna die.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

thats die in the German sense, meaning 'the' i see

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my! I can't tell if this should rhyme with die
Or pie or shy or lie,
Or if it should be much colser to me,
or sea or tea or bee.

Fuck.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

my flow is sporadic, like releases by Morrissey

Fuck.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

yeeeeee

cleverer than me

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, that's great and all, but DO YOU SEE!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

so we're still on the 'ee', i hope this is okee

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

whatever happened to DC Lee?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

hey steve can you remember where you downloaded what is the problem by grafitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

im sorry to ask but i lost your cd

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan fitzgerald you'll go down in histry

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

as for why i dont know its a real mystery

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The Greatest American Hero was Ralph Hinckley
Whoooo could it beeeee
Believe it or not it's just
him.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

D C Lee-eeeeeee?

She left her kids on Paul Weller's knee

And started another family

With Moonface from the Family Tree

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Hasn't the rhyme scheme changed already? If not, I'm out of luck.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

RHYME SCHEME CAN SUCK A FUCK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

what the hell is wrong with you people? i'll fix this thread if you give me a duck

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Rub rub rub-a-duck

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

like Chuck & Buck?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

What kinda hat's that Mr Driver of Truck?

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

would it hold up through a romp in the muck?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I'm indie! This cost be thirty bucks!

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

haha Prude's joke is ruined by his cross-posting bad luck!

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It would've worked if the "submit" button hadn't gotten stuck.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

don't be such a lousy suck

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

and now he's left looking like The Real World's Puck!

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe I've been drawn into this stupid game which I'm now about to ruin with my inefficient repetition - see: I suck.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Courage! You've got to maintain your pluck.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

IN THE MOUTH YOU ALL I SHALL FUCK

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry, oily like a duck

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

duck schmuck

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

you could always be clever and rhyme with 'link' - what you think?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Vehrry interestink.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

You stink.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

IN OUR MOUTHS COMES PERRY'S DINK

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

a chilling vision, it drives me to drink

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

arg, quit making me think

― black plastic (black plastic), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

you wash your face in my sink (in my sink?!)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is a sad example of committeethink.

I want you to PUSH THE ENVELOPE!

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

give 'em enough rope...

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Everybody knows Ann Coulter smokes dope

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

looking for lost Nazi gold? ask the Pope!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

In New Orleans, the street is "Calliope."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm so excited i can barely cope
i'm sizzling like an isotope

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

use stevem's sink to wash w/ soap

― black plastic (black plastic), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

This rhyming is a slippery slope.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

why the hell do you need all that rope?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

think i'll go watch putney swope

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

too bad as you'll be missing our group grope.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, using "grope" was my greatest hope

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

don't mind me...i'll just sit here and mope

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

any takers fr 'trope'?

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

You'd think, with my penchant for frivolous threads, this one would entice ... but nope.

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

come on then jewelly, lets elope

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw her first. why must you interlope?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

What's the matter, Oops? Can't you cope?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

[whoops, JBR beat me to "cope"]

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, give 'em enough rope..

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Misanthrope.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I see now that I am only repeating what JBR said upthread. Ah well.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

for this thread N. sounds the death knell

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

It stumbled before it fell.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Now N. is here I feel my standards should be higher but I've forgotten all the words I wanted to spell. : (

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

it's just as well,

this thread is on its last legs.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Open your mouth and tip in the dregs.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

if only we had some kegs

of beer, or drums like Meg's

as in White Stripes, dude

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"drums like Meg's" should somehow be rude.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

~~HTML trickery spells "dregs"~~

you'll be fucked if I'm chaning that line, you're rude.

fucker, Nick already used dregs. MODERATOR TO THREAD. I'M TAKING MY RHYMING SCHEME BACK!

(ilx is so much better when you're ~~drunk~~ N.)

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is this thread so dominated by men?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Because girls just don't have the acumen?

― cis (cis), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Because girls aren't men.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that Zen?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, try again.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread makes me laugh harder than if I saw a bunch of mean, ornery pit bulls chasing around J.Lo and Ben.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.therock.net.nz/images/dynamic/y99.co.nz/teamshot.jpg

― Dada, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That rhymes with "-en"?

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

answer Cozen!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

How 'bout a little "Steal My Sunshine" by Canadian rock group LEN?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

That's an answer to my question?

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Gahhh! Those twee Canadians again?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

These subtle shifts in end rhyme are giving me a pain.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

your fucking mutterings are giving me eye strain
i'm off to bed, to hell with you all
if you need me again you know who to call..

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Biggie Smalls?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, yes, y'all

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.subpop.com/history/tad/balls-back.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, dada beats you alls

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd rather listen to the fall.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i saw them last nite -- mark e smith was short but the other dudes were tall

― geeta, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

ha! I saw them too, I had a ball

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder if they've played with Dave Grohl.

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(I realize that might not rhyme unless you say it with a bit of a drawl...)

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel like I should read this thread with my back to the wall.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)

When reading ILX, one can never have enough alcohol.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

or in a pinch, Demerol.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I'm doing a research project -- what's everyone's favorite type of bladder? Mine is gall.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Research is hard, let's go to the mall.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

my bladder's name is Paul.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

My bladder is fortified with Geritol

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon, answer me guys, I'm in this project for the long haul.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.minke.com/plays/images/not_text.gif

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa, man!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is enjoying too long of a life span.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://comerio.homestead.com/files/food/flan.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, my first research topic didn't pan out, so I've come up with a new plan.

What's your favorite way to kick a football? Drop-kick or punt?

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

That was a very cunning stunt.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

And when you kick, do you do so quietly, or do you grunt?

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.openp2p.com/p2p/2001/11/06/graphics/hilary_rosen.jpg
http://ottawa.rasc.ca/astronomy/chasing_eclipse/equals.jpg http://www.mollygochman.com/images/cunt5z.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Goodness, Dada -- that was blunt.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pythonsite.de/z/tit6i.gif

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Please oh please do not be Momus.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

If he were, would he condone us?

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

If Dada is a woman i might say an inappropriate insult was "Cunt-less"

Such an annoying hack's not been seen since B3cky Luc4s

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

what're you trying to do, Dada - spook us?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

what d'you take us for, a bunch of palookas?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Dada's main goal in regards to this post is to embarrass.

Although his/her chosen target deserves it, oh yes she does.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And who is this target you speak of?

Come on' Dee, what you mean cous?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Hillary Rosen! That's who the target was!

She's gone on the record as being anti-consumer. She's a right ornery bitch!

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, dee, you've taken this thread to a whole new pitch!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, that solves that. Can I have a bite of your sandwich?

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you always have that funny twitch?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Sure, Prude, you may have a bite out of mine -- just as long as tomatoes don't make you itch.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

It's because he's wearing that shirt from Acrombie and Fitch!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

to thread comes mitch

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

who's the snitch who told mitch?
this thread should've died

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 06:59 (twenty-three years ago)

but then I would've cried!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The tragedy of that cannot be denied.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)

A new end is supplied...

With a large sign in orange!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:25 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread's off its doorhinge!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:29 (twenty-three years ago)

If this thread gets back off the floor, whinge!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I need to throw up after that Dinty Moore binge.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel a bit sick since I used that dirty old whore's syringe...

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

dermabrasion gave me a pore singe

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:40 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread makes me want to read William Inge.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

or buy a surrey with a fringe

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Tennessee Williams or Inge?

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sitting here playing with my minge.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer when Sean Connery Shingsh...

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

theshe are a few of my favorite thingsh

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Matt DC's post makes me cringe.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody's mentioned the Irish writer JM Synge.

So while we're talking Irish writers, in a change of rhyme similar to Kate's
I'll mention Yeats.

― dave q, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)

nothing he wrote grates

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:03 (twenty-three years ago)

synge rhymes with sing, whereas yeats rhymes with hates.

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

IF anyone starts with that Michael Hutchence Mate/Eight/Kate rap, then I will severaly BERATE

Them.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahem?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearing phlegm?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:33 (twenty-three years ago)

....it's a sign of a medical problem

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

...in your pudendum

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

That's pudenda; you wrote the end dumb.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

one is plural of the other, is your brain as big as your thumb?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

as for the euro, i demand a referendum

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:43 (twenty-three years ago)

(i do not really mean that, colin, chum.)

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

You've made me cry; I'm telling my mum.
Or dad.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

And that would be BAD!!!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Good bad.

But not evil!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Like Evel Knievel!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

would you mind looking after my pet weevil?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(If you don't look after it, dammit, then Steve will...)

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHill

(Perry's back and he's bringin' it strong!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Mouth-ill doesn't rhyme with Steve will, you know that you're wrong!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

oh look, Perry's back and he's wearing a thong

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

he thinks he's Sisqo, singing that song

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

My god, my eyes have gone blind from the thought of that schlong!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

as we mockneys say, its all gone a bit Pete

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Those Essential New Tunes can't be beat

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Without the thought of Perry's ass, my life was complete.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

FEEL MY PERFECT ASS; ISN'T IT NEAT?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

no, just like any other piece of meat!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

in fact surprisingly petite

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Looks like the one from him out of Sweet.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

or was him out of Mud, who did Tiger Feet?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven years pass...

11 years will pass till that rhyme is complete.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

says a lyric in a verse by the foxes fleet

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

post here to get FP'd

― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

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