Okay, Destroy is easier -- _The Muppets Take Manhattan_ didn't do it for me at all, while _Muppets in Space_ should have worked a lot better than it did. So promising, though! And I'm sure there were a few episodes on the original show that were semi-misfires, but time has obscured those memories.
Search -- man, where to begin? Okay, movies -- _Muppet Movie_, duh, both for overall performances and best use of cameo appearances ever (Steve Martin in particular -- "Our finest vintage wine from Idaho! Would you like to sniff the cap?"), _The Great Muppet Caper_ in a close runner-up, _Muppet Christmas Carol_ works too, a couple of the overtly mawkish songs aside (Paul Williams was peerless with "The Rainbow Connection," though).
Shows -- endless. Offhand, three killers:
* Alice Cooper as guest star (he talks on the phone with Satan, gets Gonzo to sign a demonic contract and turns Miss Piggy into an evil reptilian creature -- all this on KIDS TV! you aren't going to see Marilyn Manson on _Rugrats_ any time soon)
* Mark Hamill as guest star (playing both obsessed hyper Luke-as-fanboy and regular guy self, and loving every minute of it, not to mention that bizarre sequence with the 'real' guest star, the Scottish muppet who gurgled. And of course, the Pigs in Space bit with the Darth Vader-style muppet looming in the view scope:
NARRATOR: "Who can this mysterious force of evil be?"
*close up on Muppet Vader, who turns to reveal a distinctly Gonzo nose*
GONZO AS VADER: "No-one will ever know my true identity!")
* All I need to say is the opening sequence:
KERMIT: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Fro...*murfle*"
*three rough and tough pigs gang rush him*
PIG: "PIGS ARE TAKING OVER THE SHOW!"
Not to mention all the great running bits: _Vetenarian's Hospital_ ("a continuing story..."), _Pigs in Space_, "THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!", Statler and Waldorf in the balcony (the MST3K crew of its day), Dr. Teeth and the band, and above all else:
"Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and my assistant Beeker."
The fact that Beeker was *designed* to look constantly scared, put upon and on the verge of a violent death is just brilliant.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― masonic boom, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Destroy - Muppet Treasure Island really wasnt very good, because Treasure Island isn't.
― Tom, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― JM, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Destroy: The last one...what was it? Muppets in Space? The one where Gonzo finds out he is an alien. All the Muppet charm was lost in that one.
Search: Beeker, The Swedish Chef Destroy: Sam the Eagle
― michele, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Geoff, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Yeah, that band was so cool... Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot, ANIMAL (Woman! Woman! Womannnnn!) did I miss anyone?
Can't forget to mention those lesser knowns like Camilla the chicken and those sarcasta-rats. Loved the giant monster muppets too...
― Kim, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― AP, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Andrew L, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― michele, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Destroy: Muppet Babies. Especially the female Scooter.
― Pete, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Destroy - The whole of that last series, especially the new characters, and the lack of Scooter and Rolf.
― Turnipfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Plinky (Plinky), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― koogy, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
Even if I absolutely hated the movie -- which I don't -- the commentary track would make it worthwhile. Also, while it doesn't hold up to the Jim Henson ones, it also leaves out the one thing which always bugged me in those: the Kermit/Piggy love plot.
― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 31 October 2002 09:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
Destroy: That buggery little kid. Boil him in oil!
― Miss Laura, Thursday, 31 October 2002 09:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
Sadly I would say destroy (not totally): anything made after Henson died.He was one of the great geniuses of the 20th century.
― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 31 October 2002 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Celeste, Thursday, 31 October 2002 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1575208429
Make me a copy if you get it. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 October 2002 22:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― (Jon L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link
Search above all: that incredible opening song/scene.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― chaki in charge (chaki), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gator Magoon (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link
It contains the best version of For What it's Worth done by anyone and the versions of Time in a Bottle and New York State of Mind are utterly superb.
― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gator Magoon (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link
(xpost!)
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:18 (nineteen years ago) link
Has Paul Williams written any formidable songs since TMM?
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link
"Catch a falling star, and put it in your pocket-"
*Star falls, set collapses & catches fire, curtain drops, cut to next scene*
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link
I have to admit, I don't know. Jason Marsalis?
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Search: "...a bear in his natural habitat...a Studebaker"
Search: "What color are their hands now?"
Search: The scene in the show hosted by Rich Little where Gonzo's chickens, strewn across a lovely gazebo, sang Chanson D'Amour and each time they got to "Ra-ta-ta-ta-tah" Crazy Harry would come out and blow one of them up. Exploding French Chickens, the very essence of comedy.
God I miss the Muppet Show.
― Ash (ashbyman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link
PS: You owe me $2
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 13 January 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pete Scholtes, Friday, 14 January 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pete Scholtes, Friday, 14 January 2005 06:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 January 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 11 August 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link
UNFAIR. (Translation: why not me TOO dammit.)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link
If you watch the somewhat annoying intros by Jim H's son Brian, he keeps on telling the same kind of story over and over again- "Elton didn't want to put on the feathers and the funny glasses, he had been changing his image, but somehow the Muppets had their way." 95% of the time you feel like "Dude, that was on the ACTUAL SHOW!"
― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link
I think he just walks through the set. It's been a while, but I remember Rolf playing the opening vamp of "Singin in the Rain" over and over, and Gene launching into other songs that begin with the same vamp, until Rolf gives up.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
where they famous *before* the official 'show'? had they been around for years already? was sesame street first?
― piscesboy, Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link
also, WTF was up with the clip the Daily Show played the other day, with the two sesame street muppets talking to Bill Frist?
― kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 11 August 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 11 August 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 11 August 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 11 August 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 11 August 2005 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link
Harry the Hipster
http://kidshow.dcmemories.com/sam1.html
― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 11 August 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Too much hate for Muppets from Space upthread! The new characters really make it. Pepe the Prawn: "I got this jello, nnkay?" and Bobo the Bear: "Baby steps sir, baaaaaabsy steps" are both GREAT.
Take Manhattan is better than people seem to think too. Some very good and sweet songs. And kermit with amnesia, becoming Phillip Phil! Watch it again.
Christmas Carol is probbaly my favourite actually, but I'm a sucker for christmas films, and for Michael Caine, so I might be wrong about it.
― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 11 August 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link
As for movies, it's hard to beat the first one. The appearance of Paul Williams is a highlight as is the great scene with Orson Welles "draw up the standard Rich and Famous contract!"
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 11 August 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link
"I AM NOT A SHRIMP!" *pause* "I AM A KING PRAWN!!"
― carson dial (carson dial), Thursday, 11 August 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link
Pepe is really about the only good thing to happen to the Muppets since Jim Henson's death.
― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 11 August 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link
i did apply to be a beta-tester for the Muppets Treasure Island licensed PC game, tho.
― kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 August 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link
Sure, give me an email address (my one here is real) and I'll send them.
― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 11 August 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 11 August 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― kit brash (kit brash), Saturday, 13 August 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link
(also, UK tips for DVD purchase please - i don't want to miss anything out, and i want to do it all chronologically)
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link
dammit, perhaps i'll just print them all off and make an actual magazine...
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 12:03 (eighteen years ago) link
http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1F2CNQRZL7MJ13NINI3LG818CL
― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― peteR, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Huey in Melbourne, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link
just got season three on dvd. soooo good. watch harry belafonte and alice cooper last night. alice cooper is such a shnook! in the best possible way.
also, i enjoy this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqyFjVnWwto
― s1ocki, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
The Season 3 Gilda Radner episode is one of my all time favorites.
- Gilda sings "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General" with a 7 foot tall carrot (she wanted a parrot but...well, you know the rest)
- Muppet Labs! Gilda helps Dr Bunsen & Beaker test their new super-strong glue...it all goes pearshaped and everyone gets stuck to the glue.
- Gilda does her tap dance number stuck to practically every muppet on the show...proving beyond a doubt what a shining star she was for comedy.
If you've forgotten how much you love Gilda, this one'll remind you.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
All this made me go and watch the Peter Sellars one on Youtube. Lovely stuff.
― James Morrison, Friday, 23 May 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Christ.
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 January 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link
whatevs get one Meet the Feebles
― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 January 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP Muppet Show bandleader Jack Parnell
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 August 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
My wife is getting to see the movie today! Jealoussssss
― I AM HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING REASONS TO INVEST IN YOUR BUSINESS (admrl), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
I'M NOT JEALOUS OR ANYTHING
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
I will totally be taking my daughter to see this
at the same time I kinda wish the PR materials didn't feature Segel so heavily, I can't remember them ever doing that w/humans for the other movies
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
Might get to review it, I hope at least one of the cameos is frightening (bet Mickey Rooney)
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
I am looking forward to this movie to an extent I find sad.
― DaTruf (Nicole), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
Me on the first Muppet Show album: http://nobilliards.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/the-muppets-muppet-show.html
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Search: Tales from Muppetland. I probably watched The Frog Prince and Hey, Cinderella! about 100 times growing up. Both were pretty great; I do not think they have been released on DVD yet, which is a shame.
Also, Muppets Take Manhattan rules.
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
nice review Marcello. great record.
― giallo pudding pops (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
is known to me
oh go on then.
― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Thursday, 2 August 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
Destroy: Whoever at Disney decided to give the Swedish Chef human hands in the last one.
― Matt DC, Friday, 16 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link
The Swedish Chef has always had human hands!
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I was going to say.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
Is that really true?
― Matt DC, Friday, 16 October 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link
*Does quick YouTube search*
Yes you are quite right, it just looks much creepier in HD.
― Matt DC, Friday, 16 October 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
What in the goddamn world
https://gizmodo.com/its-a-very-merry-muppet-christmas-tv-movie-kermit-2002-1849829198
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 22:05 (one year ago) link
I highly recommend you watch the movie and see what Kermit discovers. (If one were to look online for it, and one found such a video of it, one might consider beginning at 1:02:14.) In case you can’t legally purchase it, let me tell you a few of the things that have happened in a Kermit-less world:* Fozzie is a pickpocket* Miss Piggy pretends to be a Jamaican fortune teller on a 1-900 pay phone line* Rizzo the Rat is forced to torment contestants on Fear Factor and then be eaten alive* The Muppet Theater has become a sleazy nightclub holding raves where Dr. Honeydew lets people in, Scooter dances in a cage, and Beaker is a terrifyingly buff bouncer* Doc Hopper’s Frog Legs fast food franchise goes national, since Kermit wasn’t there to stop it in the first Muppets film
* Fozzie is a pickpocket* Miss Piggy pretends to be a Jamaican fortune teller on a 1-900 pay phone line* Rizzo the Rat is forced to torment contestants on Fear Factor and then be eaten alive* The Muppet Theater has become a sleazy nightclub holding raves where Dr. Honeydew lets people in, Scooter dances in a cage, and Beaker is a terrifyingly buff bouncer* Doc Hopper’s Frog Legs fast food franchise goes national, since Kermit wasn’t there to stop it in the first Muppets film
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link
Should you wish to explore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm_WSZcdv6A
And if you're wondering who that is in the still there: “Matthew Lillard as Luc Fromage, a foppish French choreographer”
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
It's very bad and forgettable for most of its runtime but cage dancer Scooter is perma-scorched onto the back of my eyes.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link