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My friend used to do that in high school, we called him cream cheese and bagels.
Once I was out parking with Cream Cheese and Bagels and his girlfriend and me and my girlfriend. It wasn't my idea, it was cream cheese's. Anyways, my gf and I are in the backseat just laying there doing nothing. Cream cheese was getting a blowjob in the front seat, all you could see was his head tilted back. After about 5 minutes we heard him yell "Bingo". The window rolled down and a tissue got thrown out.

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), Today 11:43 AM. (later) (Chris V) (link) (admin) (208.154.17.239)

"Bingo" vs. "Sweets for my sweet"
-- Amateurist (amateuris...), Today 11:49 AM. (later) (amateurist) (link) (admin) (129.105.180.28)

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

GO!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or, I guess, "GO!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahaha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Hahahaha!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

next time I have sex with my wife, I'm trying out the "bingo".

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Surrender Dorothy" owns this thread

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

shit that's creepy

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"oooh fremme neppa venette!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

"did you eat a souvlaki today?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This is the thread where I achieve orgasm!"

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Fuck You, McFly!"

link

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Captain who?

― Lithium Lunchbox (Lithium Lunchbox), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand how one can orgasm and speak at the same time.

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's like walking and chewing gum

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Quote Phil Collins: "You know I love you but I'm in too deep."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Another harmless chiche despoiled.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"that's what I'm talking about"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks, Mike! I now like that song again!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hold on, i saw this on 'the man show'"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think heckling would be funny.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"dammit, mom, can't you knock?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"where's the beef"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"mamase mamasa mamakusa! mamase mamasa mamakusa!"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"blanket"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"STOP DROP AND ROLL"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"do you feel neducated."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

PHEAR MY WINGED PHALLUS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i am so alone"

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm your biggest fan."

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Your vagina belongs in the vagina hall of fame." (a friend of a friend told his girlfriend this during coitus recently)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Dammit mom, you sure are a goer!"

― Hick (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What winged phallus? You're thinking of Dan!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"you have deprrived me ohf my esssssence"

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

'And here I thought that you were too ugly for me to climax'
'Man your battlestations! Batton down the hatches!'
'OMG, what's going on? What's this sensation?!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"My preccccciiouuussssss.... unh."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Is that it?'

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU'VE STOLEN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLLLL

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oh that got in your hair!"

― Vic, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"put the fuckin lotion in the basket."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

If there is really no such place as the Vagina Hall of Fame, then someone must create one immediately.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TOOONIIIIIIIIGHT."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I've ever had any flan

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"BEST. ORGASM. EVER. < /comic book guy voice>"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"...must...not...do...what...I...did...last...time...what? oh never mind"

― dave q, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I FEEL LOVE

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh no! Orgasm! Oh NO!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"cage goes in the water, i go in the water, SHARKS in the water"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

'It's raining man!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

You've unleashed the fucking FURY!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I desperately need to acquire some bullpen help and possibly some speed. I think I could do this by trading from my strength positions, namely my RBI guys and starting pitchers..."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Missed!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

'George Kennedy was good in 'Cool Hand Luke', wasn't he?'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I HATE YOU RONALD REAGAN!

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"cue 'the living years'"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

your vagina is extra wide.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

'I'm gonna need those TCP reports on my desk by tomorrow'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"insane in the membrane! insane in the brain!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oopsie."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Thank you for saving me! But the princess is in another castle!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"System Dynamics Model of the Dark Night of the Soul!!!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can we eat it?"

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Lets. Push. Things. Forward."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, BITCH!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Calibrate me, Dick!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You know, I hear the ending blows."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Do you take credit?"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is an introduction into sound"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Stop that Geir!"

― Mad Icky (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I want your skull! I need your skull!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This one time, at bandcamp..."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Damnit, not on the keyboard!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Godamn I love Elton John"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

";-)"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm declaring a jihad on your vag."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This is a ficticious orgasm from a ficticious president!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's what astronauts drink."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Eh."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I give up"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm drinking a soy latte/I take a double shotte/It stimulates my body/And you know I'm satisfied."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The infidels have not invaded Baghdad, we are in complete control"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"porkchops and applesauce"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"WOO-HAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tom, delete ILX."

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I win!"

― Kitten With A Whip, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I hope I don't miss my cue, that'd suck"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What! It's not over until someone bleeds."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's time to start RUNNING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Pop a wheelie!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Did I do that?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"wahoo! we're half way there! Wa-hoo! We'll make it I swear!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"we named the dog Indiana"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oops, I did it again..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it's not a tumor"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i stuck a 6 inch gold blade in the head of a girl"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Oh shit, I shouldn't have laughed...it's coming out my nose now too!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Peter North, eat yr heart out!"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm gonna cum."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

The fact that I've been referred to twice now disturbs my tender sensibilities.

Matt Groening had a hilarious _Life in Hell_ on the very subject...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Y'know the cycles are getting too short for me round here."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Primary objective complete"

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"like sands through the hourglass babycakes..."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bellow:

"If love is a radio, turn it up to ten!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i've just completely drained my Rocco Baldelli's"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now for the secondary objective..."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now your Coco Crisps are soggy!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"pants"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tacoooo Belllll!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"sorry honey, were you saying something about your day?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've always been partial to "How ya like me now!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can we let Lena join in now, Julia?" < /wishful thinking>

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I am an emo warrior!"

― j3ss (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The truth of the matter is I CAN'T COME"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Just don't mess up my hair!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I win!"

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Make ya say UUUUUGGGGHHHH...come on baby say UUUUUUUUGGGGGGHH!"
"Uh....ugh?"
"NA NAAAW NA NAAAW!"
*sighs*
"C'mon, do it!"
"na naaaw na naaaw"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Waar spoor voor de train naar Leiden, alstublieft?
Which platform for the train to Leiden, please?

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"LEONARD PART SIX!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I have one hard ball"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Rotzak!"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You sank my Battleship!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Cock-a-whoop!"

and I imagine Tad saying "Kladderkaaatzjes!"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"gotcha"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

'So, what's the deal with your sister/brother?'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

"If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."
It wouldn't have gone down well with my wife - her big sister's name was Marsha.

I find it easy to imagine Alan Partridge saying "Back of the Net!"

A friend of mine says that the ideal thing for men to say on orgasm is "There you go."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I didn't think you'd be this much better than your sister/mother/brother/pet."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I didn't think you'd be this much worse that your sister/mother/brother/pet."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I have some bad news"

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Mainframe is crashing!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Release the fucking fury"

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAVOC!!!!!

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

where'd tha muthafuckin cheese go?

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"mommy!"

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

SHAZAM!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"No whammies!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

'OMG! NEWS HOUR W/JIM LEHRER IS ON IN ONE MINUTE!!!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

definitely Wapner

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Nobody beats The WIZ!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. ... "

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Semprini...?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

3X2(9YZ)4A!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit banging prostitutes'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I remember why I don't like you, smelly."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

"One sec. I've got a hair in my teeth."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Finally!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm King of the World!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Is-a we-sa gonna DIE???"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Strike Three! Yourouttahere!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I CLAIM THIS FOR ENGLAND!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

BOOYAH!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

eat my fuck

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"are you with me dr. wu?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

BEST ORGASM EVAH!

(and this is the funniest thread evah)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can you SMELLELLELLELL?!?!"

"Mmm, kinda... funky."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"One small step for man...one giant leap for mankind!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Everythiiiiiiiiiiing. Everythiiiiiiiiiiiing. In its Right Place. In its Right Place."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm a reasonable man; get off my case."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

'FEAR MY...Damn! Excuse me, I gotta go check ILE for my line'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yo,Yo,Yo, Yo Da Lin In The Valley
A delicious break from Potatoes
Yo Da Laheeeeoooooooo
Here we go
Yo, Yo, Yo Da Laheeeooooo

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Honor the Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go..."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why does it always rain on me?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Jimmy B's definitely in tha houuuuuuuse."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Aw yeah."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excellent...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I claim this booty in the name of Queen Elizabeth!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Aw, puppies!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You had me at 'hello, wanna fuck?'"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"lil bow wow, you just dont know..."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You can put your leg back on now."

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

'NEXT!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Do I have your permission to jam?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I will SELL YOU-A A CAR park!"

Or: "You can put your flesh back on now."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

= point of diminishing returns

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

By the Lord Harry!

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're on top of the STATSCOCK!!!

― O l e M (OleM), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"VELOURIA"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"is it in yet?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"so do I get the job?"

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad!"

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

UH, double up, UH UH!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'll get me coat..."

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Say ho!" "You say it!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

(i have advocated for ages that when men ejaculate they should make a farting sound. and women should make siren sounds.)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like emergency sirens or the mythical creatures that lured in sailors and ate them? Because I'm not having my face chomped over an orgasm.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Insert comment here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Thank God it's over!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's time for the percolator!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Now on the ground and give me twenty, corporal'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"N-now-nn-now-nooowwwwnnnnononowwww-wikkywikkywikky-nno-now we come to the payoff. (YEAH!)"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

goddamn gygax it's "fuc" i tell you, "fuc"!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

esoj, we may have different points of reference.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

this bud's for you!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

you got the right one, baby! uh huh!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

(What about the left one?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much, and i have to close my eyes and hide"

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I don't recall Ray Charles mentioning the left one. speaking of him...)

HEY HEY, WHAT'D I SAY?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are the sunshine of my life!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

we're climaxin', we're climaxin', uhhhh...it's so relaxin'

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Woah! I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"OH SNAP!"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

(if you ever heard LL Cool J's "Back Seat Of My Jeep" you know that the WAY he says "gimme a hug" is probably the funniest thing ever said right after the point of climax).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

You loved that

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"That's what I call the Roger Rabbit. And now for the Running Man."

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

keep your eyes on my dunk-a-dunk-dunk!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"my shlong sh-shlong shlong shlong"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

"And ... scene!"

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This is better than basketball", found on a 8mm porn a cousin of mine dug out of a trash bin years ago

― Alan Conceicao, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

best binscab evah!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, yes, YES, Mein Fuhrer!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

"all i wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom and a BOOM BOOM!"

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I can boogie, boogie-woogie, all night LOOOOONNNNGGG!!!!"

By the other partner:
"That's it?!!? That's fuckin' it?!? Now, you go down and BE A FUCKIN' MAN!!!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

(On second thought, that was probably too true to be funny...)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Well, then, I guess that's that, huh?"

or, alternately

"SHYAW AND MONKEYS MIGHT FLY OUT OF MY BUTT!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"And... scene."

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Hot-cha cha cha!" *jazz hands*

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I blame hstencil."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Damn! You definitely were worth that half carton of smokes, holmes'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Freedoms taste is unquenchable"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"My little Ari Fleisher is about to spew out some 'propaganda'"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"puchi.... puchi...... wanko!"

― Honda (Honda), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Everybody's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, to feel good"

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"PIKA!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"its time for the Kennebunkport surprise!!!!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

The act of performing cunnilingus with a mouth full of New England clam chowder, and simulating vomiting to startle your partner.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Ha ha! < /nelson munce>"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

STOP RIGHT NOW.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ned wins.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ned's post must be said in robotic voice, followed by the sound of engines whirring down)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I choo-choo-choose you!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Washa oofeezee duhrive me to fuhrenzee."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm really a $19,000 a year construction worker."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We are all made of stars!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ned's post must be said in robotic voice, followed by the sound of engines whirring down)

There's a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

Since this made SCALDING HOT TEA come out my nose (a first), I thought I'd do Tep the honor:

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HAT, YOU BASTARD.
I would paste this to the "funniest things to say at the moment of orgasm" thread, but I'm not gonna go searching for it.
-- Tep (te...) (webmail), May 13th, 2003 1:36 PM. (ktepi) (later) (link)

― chester (synkro), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

"its not my fault, its just the way i am"

― hstencil, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Is that all there is?"

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

"CARTOON SUMMER PANTIES!"

"Please Indulge My Fantasy Of A Canadian-led Invasion Of The U.S. And A Subsequent Regime Change!"

"Why are you happy?"

"North Korea has the LASER!"

(Fun fact: I just assume everything typed all in caps is accompanied by an orgasm. It makes for a friendlier internet.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

So this is my fault, even when I clearly asked for help?

― hstencil, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

'Milk, not spaff"

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

"I swore I could feel it a second ago..."

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

Wha' happened?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

(Bonus points if you happen to look like Fred Willard while doing so.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

I want to get his haircut from the movie.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

Never mind, I would look like Susan Powter...

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

I was about to say, choose WISELY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

I would be mad impressed with anyone who quoted "Metal Postcard" at the moment of climax.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."

Actually, that's kinda hot. Could you say it in an accent? Say, Russian?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

"You've the most beautiful pussy!"

"Have you ever seen one you didn't think was beautiful?"

"No."

"Thanks. Really. I feel honored."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Ned Raggett!"

...oh, I thought this was the
MOST COMMON THINGS TO SAY DURING MOMENT OF CLIMAX
thread.

sorry.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

Your husband's sense of humor must be one of the best ever. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

I love you, my brand new St-Claire approved Rocket Rocket HSA widget!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Foot fall asleep?"

― hstencil, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

Ow! You're on my hair!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

"JIGSAW FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=34597

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

"James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread."

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

"James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread" with air quotes.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

[dry, cracked voice]

Rosebud...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

"The spice must flow"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

Especially if you were having sex with Geri.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or Sting.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

If you are having sex with both Geri and Sting, you have more things to worry about than what funny thing to say at the moment of climax, not least of which is "When is Robbie Williams showing up?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

That in and of itself might be funny.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you'll be laughing it up until he starts ripping off his skin and flinging it at you while Sting has you pinned down in a tantric choke-hold and Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh! Lotta action in those sentences. Very nice.

Remember, Kids, show dont tell.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, you romantic.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

Please god don't involve Elton John in this, I'm just begging you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

Now you've gone and done it...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."
Actually, that's kinda hot. Could you say it in an accent? Say, Russian?

"Ackkkkkhhhh .... My vagina eez aboot to oondergo a seriez of smooth mooscle coon-trak-shee-owns ... accckkkhhh."

Not sure if that was Russian. Sounds a bit more German, really. Sorry. I'll try harder next time.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you'll be laughing it up until he starts ripping off his skin and flinging it at you while Sting has you pinned down in a tantric choke-hold and Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass.

You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you Dan?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass

she's certainly skinny enough to fit up there

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

"Ned Raggett!"
...oh, I thought this was the
MOST COMMON THINGS TO SAY DURING MOMENT OF CLIMAX
thread.
sorry.
-- BurmaKitty

Your husband's sense of humor must be one of the best ever. ;-)
-- Ned Raggett

HUSBAND?! WHAT HUSBAND? WHERE?!!!!

No, honey, that's not a man in the bed. I just adopted several cats and they are under the blankets sleeping.

Really, no don't worry. We'll be safe while you are out of the country. One of the officers from work said he would come by to check on me.

.......................

sense of humor, surely.

sick sense of humor...apparently.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you Dan?

I have a feeling Dan is always in this free-floating associative mode and then adapts the sentence to appropriate conversational gambits.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:55 (twenty years ago) link

"yippie kai-aye motherfuckers!"

This thread is hilarious, I dont know how I missed it before.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

The hilarious thing is that my original sentence included Elton John in the menage a shit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 May 2003 10:50 (twenty years ago) link

OMG.
"yippie kai-aye motherfuckers!"
I have been saying that all week, cause there was an ad for Die Hard on the telly...

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

"that sex was absolute and utter piffle"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

apparently gary lineker does actually say
"they think it's all over ....
it is now"

apollo geegees if this has already been remarked upon

Never never never call out "Mother!" even for a joke,
unless you dont want to get to sleep before 5 am.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

" Oh, dear friends, am I supposed to speak after that. Cary, my dear old friend for many a year, from the earliest years of either of us working in this country. Thank you for that beautiful citation and the trouble you have taken to make it and all the warm generosities in it. Mr. President, and governors of the academy, committee members, fellows, my very noble and approved good masters, my colleagues, my friends, my fellow sutdents. In great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosities, this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it - the prodigal, pure human kindness of it - must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament, which shines upon me that moment - dazzling me a little, but fillin me with the warmth of extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow. From the top of this moment, in the solace, in the kindly emotion that is charging my soul and my heart at this moment, I thank you for this great gift, which lends me such a very splendid part of this, your glorious occasion. Thank you."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

Tottenham Swan.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

"You have provided, not orgasm, but the effect of orgasm."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

Shhh!! Here comes the good part!!

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

CHRIST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

"TOTALITY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 08:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Booyah!"

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

"oh I didn't realise you were awake"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

" i really knocked the fuckin bag out of you huh?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

"Plane...going into nosedive...many lives in danger...must bail...out..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

"I wish I had a camera!"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* *whack* *whack* *stinging anal probe*"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

*juggles apples and oranges, bows*

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

you could just make that machine gunning noise
little boys used to rush around the playground and make when
i was a kid.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:43 (twenty years ago) link

Hi-five!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

"Hey Kool-Aid! OH YEEEEEEEAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

"You got the right one, BAYBEH!"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Come feel the caress of Carruthers..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

"You're oddly asymmetrical, aren't you?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

you could just do a cagney if there are any grapefruit to hand.

these are all getting a bit grunty [especially mine]

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

"Here's mud in yer eye!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

i've always liked "Yeaaahhhhh bitch."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

"eeeeeeexcellent" < /mr. burns>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

"We're off tto Nevah-Nevahland" alá Metallica.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

MYSTERY MACHINE!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

"ZOIKS!" (Alternately: "JINKIES!")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

SCOOBY DOO!

also:

OHHHHHHH Babar....

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

That last just sounds like Midge Ure singing kid's songs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

I thought as NeoNed or Morpheus or Heliogabulus or Confucius or Boadicea or the Interior Light Decorator I had access to all info everywhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

< ASS SLAP >

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

< / ASS SLAP >

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

"it's exam time"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Mama Mia!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

"YAHOOOO-OOH-OOOH!" (yes, to the tune of that jingle)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

"I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"WE ARE THE YOUTH! GONE! WILD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Make a devil horn sign, in the tradition of Wykyd Sceptre.

In the same tradition: "Yeah, baby, you are so naked!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

"MY PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!"
(does no one here like the movie cabin boy?)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

love it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"That's Ben Gardner's boat"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Gezundheidt.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

All Praise Due to Allah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 17 May 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

YOU'RE ONLY DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER YOU KNOW.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only person who has deliberately avoided this thread because I think I might not be able to get the answers out of my head when I actually do climax?

I’ve got my hand covering the upper part of the screen now BTW and I don’t know why I’m asking this because I’m never going to look at this thread again.

― mei (mei), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's a pretty long climax there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

"I've got the key, I've got the secret..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

"I will not orgasm I will not orgasm I will not.. DAMMIT"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Do you know Toto?

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

ha ha..you made me laugh!
I dig this board!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

This'll show that Harmony Korine!

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

I am not the only queen in England!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

"It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

"Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

'This is better than pooing!'

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:46 (twenty years ago) link

"Is that it?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

"This stain's NEVER gonna come out!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Meow for me... you... furry... little... BITCH!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Hasta La Vista, baby!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

"Forgive me for asking, but you are a trained chiropractor aren't you?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Damnit, I KNEW I should've worn my adult diaper!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

"Oooooooh God am I glad I didn't listen to my friends..."

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

'heavens'

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

'Is that it then?'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:34 (twenty years ago) link

not a moment of climax thing but i know someone who gets off on the theme tunes to coronation street and this is your life coz reckons they sound like burlesque stripper music... personally i reckon the archers is much more comedy...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 09:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh this is tops!" (in comedy British accent)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

"you like clams?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

i have yet to do it and hopefully never will, but the archers theme tune would be the funniest thing to play at the moment of climax, possibly followed by the theme to the dambusters

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:05 (twenty years ago) link

even better in comedy brit accent = "TOP HOLE!!"

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

Dambusters - ouch.

"You're my cummy mummy"

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

"Oi! Oi! Fantastic! REVERSE COWBOY STYLE, eh?" (all said like Terry Jones as girl)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

"top hole!", indeed.

(bah xxxposted)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

i would first have to be chased around a park by 20 or so women in bikinis - this is my own idea of heaven btw...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

If you're allowed hum stuff, 2)Raiders 1)Imperial March.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

Do you then get a pie in the face? Wait don't answer, that could be taken very wrongly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

benny hill never really went for pies in the face and the innuendo is solely the work of your dirty mind ally, i'd have said nothing ;-)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

But I think a pie in the face during sex would be pretty funny.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/cgi-bin/goddamncolt.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

hairpie in the face during sex is the shiznit.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

"You're my cummy mummy"

*horrified*

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

i have to say, if the pie just came out of the blue and i was totally not expecting it then i think i would just about kill myself laughing. but it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

"do not wipe the taste of the day away with the false and foreign taste of MINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT"

― Neudonym, Monday, 21 July 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

"I call that SHOCK AND AWE"

*woman slaps the dumbass minger in the face*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

I've never used that line, Joe. I think I was thinking about truly unpleasant rather than funny. I think I succeeded.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

"Say hello to the Billion Dollar Hobo"

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

"FINISHED!"

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

Emo porn isn't enough, you want slapstick porn?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

clownilingus.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

I imagine something involving banana peels.

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

"Can I get down now?"

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

Appropriate response: "No, you get down off a duck!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

i'm not even partic bothered abt the porn part, pies in faces are funny anyway and isn't there a certain amnt of slapstick, knockabout humour in sex anyway - there should be, you should be able to laugh at yr partner and yrself pretty well in those situations i reckon... ally, that was really obtuse and took me a good half a minute to work out...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:11 (twenty years ago) link

That's why it's funny, Dave.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

you said it just to expose my stupidity?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― Simon H., Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link

"So... should I leave the money on the nightstand?"

TMFTML

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

"PLIÉ, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

Although somehow

"PLIÉ THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

is even better.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, 'obtuse' means thick in the head. Dave just called you stupid.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Coilmrn - tjue kids have mad auo a new pweanibng fo 'obtuse' get wit h the preogra m//,.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry.

By the way, my last quote should be screamed in a power-crazed Japanese alien manga voice.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

"(sigh) That was great.....um.....ohmygod....what's your name, again?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

"I've got mail!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

Today is the day of accidental snarfing; earlier Ally almost made me spit gum and now Dave almost got me to shoot rum and cran-raspberry out of my nose.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

Get off me. I'm done.

(I worked with somebody who was proud of having said that.)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

Now would be a good time to tell you about the camera.

― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha!!! 'Get off me, I'm done!'

How about: "This one's for you, mother!!!!"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

Top of the world, ma!

Lick a shot! Buck buck buck

Insemination...complete.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

Next!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

Pardon my zinger

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

I really should learn to read before posting.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

SURRENDER, FOR I AM STRONGO HULKINGTON. GROOOOOWWWWRRR

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit frottaging"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

luna, you do pretty well for someone who hasn't learned to read.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:02 (twenty years ago) link

"That's Gin" --Richard Lewis

― nonthings (nonthings), Thursday, 24 July 2003 06:48 (twenty years ago) link

dude.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

which is followed by the obligatory 'sweeeeeeeeeet'.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

'Much obliged, ma'am' *tips hat*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

"...urge?"

― gazuga (gazuga), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:21 (twenty years ago) link

"...and I'll form THE HEAD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:05 (twenty years ago) link

Name my penguin!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"AND PLIÉ!!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

"I am spending the summer in the States; my wife is not. Draw the conclusion that best reflects my moral character."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"SHORYUKEN!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://electricsound.sevcom.com/bv.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

"Grandpa!"

drugs. no..not crack..stuff you do/would do/have done

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), July 24th, 2003.

No, I don't think it does. My 3 year old now says "Can I scwape?" (ie, scrape her plate into the bin). I think she got it from daycare.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

"TAKE ME OUT!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"BABARRRRRR!!!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"MENTOS!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"Agh, we missed a spot on the ceiling"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"EXCELSIOR!!!!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Classic or Dud?"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"BROWN BUNNY!!!!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not funny, that's soul scarringly horrifying. (And then it's funny.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"GALLO!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

yep. I'm gay.

― T-roy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

high five!

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"HI DERE"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"LOCK THREAD"

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Precisely.

― Hans Kluger, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Snitchin' is bitchin!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"I tested positive today!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ew what's that tiny thing scrambling up your leg? ... Oh. Sorry."

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(in Wiggles voice)
"Hot potato, hot potato!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, all kinds of Wiggles lyrics might be appropriate here. For example:

'Ahoy there, me hearties!'

'Weee! This is fun!'

And it even occurs to me, Trayce, that it might be fun to have The Wiggles as a soundtrack to the act itself.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

XENOMORPH!!! OH, ZENOMOOOOOOOO-O-O-OOOORPHHH!!!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"So THAT'S where the remote control is"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"And now I can switch you back from blow to suck with it!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

Carve that on something.

Posting to ILX while simultaneously watching cartoons: classic.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

now I have images of teh ssexing to the strains of:

'fruit salad
yummy yummy' in my head, closely followed by

'mashed banana, mashed banana', which morphs into

'bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,
bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs'

and that's when I stab myself in the eye with a fork.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

My work here is done.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Or,
"my work here is done"

Har!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:50 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm Lovin' It!"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"You Deserve A Breaking Off Today"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm George Bush, and I approve of this orgasm"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"YOU'VE BEEN SNIPPED"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHERE IS THE OTHER RUSSIAN PLANE YOU BASTARDS!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"I JUST SAVED A LOAD ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO."

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"AFLAC!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"do me in the ass"

obv

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

GIMME GANGSTA DAWG GIMME GANGSTA!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"That orgasm was a little pitchy, dawg; I'm just not feelin' it."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahhaahahaha gimme gangsta!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"You have just received The Shocker!"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

"BODY MASSAGE"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"GET ME TWO MEATBALL SANDWICHES UTAH! TWO!"

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"Howay the lads"

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, I nicked that one from The Beiderbecke Affair

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

We’re building fires that will burn until morning
The smell of books and hot stone surround us
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that we make
We feel the steam as it rises around us
Up from the soil that is cracking it’s back
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that sing
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
We’re building fires that will burn until morning
The smell of books and hot stone surround us
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that we make
To hear a pulsing from chanter to mountain
Down through the vein and into the grain
Strong is the shoulder that moves to the time
Here is the land it can break
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Ugggh!!!! LYSOL DOUCHE!!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

The Pac-Man loser sound (when killed by Ghost), either hummed or played on a concealed player

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin

omg Mr. Spandau wore a harness.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude who the hell can sing all of "Musclebound" while they're having an orgasm? It's like a 3 minute long song. Like "Hybrid Moments", I can see that being possible.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Possibly that Micro Machines guy.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ugggh.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

After Tom posted that, I was going to say something along the lines of "Wow, that's a mighty orgasm!" but realized that it would get copied with quotes back to the thread and, goofy sayings aside, I don't want air quotes associated in my mind with the act of cumming.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

"You've just been Spunk'd"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Ew.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

In Bell Canada Lady Automatic Message Voice: "the lever you have pulled, penis, is not in order. please make a note of it."

― Anthony Johnson (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

$100 for sodomy's a bargain, though.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

So, do you come here often?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

michael white is the winner.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

'cowabunga', or 'hey, you guys' a la Goonies.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

ay carumba

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:47 (nineteen years ago) link

there was that Sex In the City where the guy would yell out, "You fucking Bitch, y-y-you fucking Whore!!!"

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Shouldn't those IP addresses in the initial post be removed?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(NB: That was not something to say at the moment of climax.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(you big liar)

FIX UP LOOK SHARP

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG, Dan, you'd have to say it in Dizzee's voice, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Well DUH.

(nb The above is not in responce to jaymc)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

You could always say it in Big Bird's voice.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

YOUR...BODY...IS...A...WONDERLAND!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

wheeeeee!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"It's Okay! I Found it!"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

THE JUICE IS LOOSE!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"dry your eyes."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"...here, use this sock."

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU'RE FIT BUT YOU KNOOOOOWWW IT

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"GAME OVER MAN!! GAME OVER!!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"i think i felt a cyst in there"

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

which is not funny. and i know it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

that's fucking disgusting.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

MISSISSIPPI, BITCH!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CHAMELEON

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I come and go-oooooh.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"You're about to graduate Some-a Cum-a Loud-a."

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

INSIDE OUTSIDE RAH RAH RAH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The extra "o" is for orgasm, bitch! Stron-GOO!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i feel guilty about mine above... so i realized that the obvious response from the
girl (or boy, i suppose) would be:

oh. no... don't sweat it... that's not a cyst. that's a spare key.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

BUT I STILLLLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUUUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FORRRRRR!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

moral or comedic standards?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

CARPE SEMEN

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I wasn't talking about you, it's just one of those "things Alex in NYC might say" type quotes.

xx-post

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"Damn! I forgot to put the hidden camera on!"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

*insert typical DJ Martian "list of 1000 albums" post here*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAH!!!

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oprah?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Mamase Mamasa Ma Makusa

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Hakuna Matata

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

parti, kuramo, fiesta, forevah

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

See, it's all in the wrist.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo.
Way to parti' o we goin'
Oh, Jambali.
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"we represent the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids."

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"I've been fucking your pussy quite regularly so I reckon I could well be in."

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"drums"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Go ahead, spunk, make my day.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"Fire in the Taco Bell!!"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre200/e219/e219514f3zd.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Shoving your dick in one?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

You people have too much time on your hands (and I thank you for it).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Call me a prude, but Mexican food doesn't say "sex" to me.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

One in the black box!

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M LOVIN' IT!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

If the vagina is a "taco", does that make the ass a "choco taco"?

http://www.icecreamusa.com/products/images/large/70547-01498_large.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Dan Perry, I hate you.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

And it's all nutty too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

too far.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

well that's one dessert option I can just cross off the list

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"One Cool Taco!"

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Taco? Try 'badly packed kebab'. Think about it.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Chocolate-covered nuts at that, hmmm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Chillies, beef, sauce...I could really go for one right about now.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I will never look at tahini sauce the same way again.

(nb This is not a response to R.I.M.A.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

OooooooooOOOOOOooooooohhhhhh, munchies.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

One down one to go
Another town and one more show

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

R.I.M.A.:

ihttp://www.tacowednesday.com/img/thekids/alex02_big.jpg

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Something that isn't funny:
"Oooooaaaaaoooh...you feel almost as good as your sister..."

(you can also, for added evil, replace the word 'sister' with 'mom')

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"I approve this ejaculate"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Time to take the skinboat to brown town!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

HONOUR THE JISM!!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone ever screamed out "Im gonna bust a nut" when lofting one? I think that would be funny. Maybe I'll ask Bobby Brown.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"It's not finished . . . . . . . it's finished."

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss you (I miss you)
I miss you
There`s no other way to say it
And I, and I can deny it
I miss you (I miss you)
It`s so easy to see
I miss you and me

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i get knocked down, but i get up again
you're never gonna keep me down

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"CHUMBAWUUUUUMMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

CUM ON ME SPIN SPIN SUGAR

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"im gonna SHIT!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"HAHA DAN PERRY WOULD KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW!!!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Fellas! (What?)
Fellas! (What?)
I'm ready! (I'm ready!)
I think I'm gonna....

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"You're so full of tolerance!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

noise dude variations:

"I don't even know who you are!"

and

"You are a treat!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

"ROFFLE"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"you're banned!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Pretty Mary Sunshine
She's alright with me

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"I am a werewolf"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

YAHTZEE!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"I C on your Ts!"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

NUTTIN HONEY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"Made to make your mouth water!!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

DRESS YOU UP WITH MY LOVE
ALL OVER YOUR BODY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

gabba gabba hey!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

HERE COME THE DRUMS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I spy with my little eye something beginning with an.... "O"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

AUTOBOTS TRANSFOOOOOORM!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"By the hammer of THOR"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"Yowzers!"

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

CalifornYAAAAAA

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Fight the power!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"AaronHz!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(*Elephant Trumpeting Noise*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

":yelps chemical formula for mountain due:"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

How Ya Like Me Now?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BAAAAAAD!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://i.dslr.net/pics/dimaging/image4897.jpg

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"HE IS FUCKING TEH CAKE!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*Michael Jackson style falsetto screams "HOO! HOO!", repeating on each thrust*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"welcome to the OC, bitch!"

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

NB only suitable if you're ned raggett.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

sh'moan!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Seminal sphincter contraction in 3... 2... 1... ENGAGE!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Um...I just pooped.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

NB only suitable if you're ned raggett.

You have no idea how wrong you are.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

"welcome to the OC bitch!"

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"welcome to the OC, bitch!"

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), September 1st, 2004 4:23 PM. (later) (link)

vs.

"welcome to the OC bitch!"

-- cºzen (skiplevel...) (webmail), September 1st, 2004 6:48 PM. (Cozen) (later) (link)

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

*nothing*

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

mine is certain person specific.

― cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Til the handle comes off"

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

WAHT IS IT MADE?????

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

HELLO DERE!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE has been done already :\

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

That was during my orgasm. The longer version was for wifey's thrash-about.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN HOW TO BLOW YOUR OWN BALLS

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

"We did this already"

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"say hello to my little friend!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"SATAN"

― chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"Omigod, I'm gonna pukkkkKKKK!"

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Any of the exclamations Lil Jon is famous for, done in a Lil Jon voice. Example: "WHAT?!" or "YEYAH!!"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"ohhh it ain't my fault, DID I DO THAT?!??!"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 September 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

- "CLIMAX! CLIMAX!"
- "You don't say so!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

WOOPS! I CLSED IT!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 3 September 2004 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M USEFUL!

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 3 September 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 3 September 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

HI NED

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely "PWNED!"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Lock thread.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not an answer, btw. Although that is a good one.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

"That's not an answer, btw. Although that is a good one."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY U BRAEK HEART ALL TIME?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"HELLO DAD? I'M IN JAIL!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

ohhohohohohooooooo good one
xpost to nicka

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"WALK THE DINOSAUR!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't even know who you are?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm a star! I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

It is happening again... It is happening again...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT UP DOG?"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"WOW BOB WOW"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope you've found my input useful.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

I saw a porno once where someone actually said that for no apparent reason.
Maybe she thought it was funny.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that gives new meaning to the whole "in the end" part

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

Yes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

but the "got so far" bit can be hit and miss

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

on that note,
"I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"i tried so hard"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"I've had better"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M COMING UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

HI NED

Whoa. Dare I envision the contexts (assuming they don't involve me)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess the context would be that you walked in?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Or maybe I just materialized in a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

He's fixing the copier.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

we are the robots

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/YOU-MAN-NOW.jpg

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"EXCELSIOR!!!!!"

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME"

*donkey punch*

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Elvis has left the ding-a-ling.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

"VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!"

(ok, who gets my reference?)

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

What aisle is tissue paper on?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Slow down little nigga
Don’t exceed your speed
Cuz I will put g's on they fitted like the Negro league
I got connects so I don’t need no weed
I’ve been in LA for a year now
So I don’t see no seeds
After I’m done you clappin’ the crew
Hell yeah, I fuck fans
Guess what your favorite rapper does too
In a minute I’ma have the Jew to makin’ my rims spin
My crew run wild at the Jamaica’s at Kingston
Nothin’ but bling bling in ya face boy
That’s why my knicks shine like one of them shirts Puffy and Mase wore
I done find a nympho as soon as I pop a bra
She had my balls head first just like a soccer star
You can only stand next to the man if you proper
Ya'll take care of birds like a animal doctor
Been out and I’m buzzin’ niggas just slept on me
So I’m out for revenge like one of bin laden's cousins

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"What's your take on Jon Williams?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"COLUMNATED RUINS DOMINO!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(especially if you sing it just like the record)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I. AM. A. MAN!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"MY BALLS ESPLODE!!!!!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"Arial is the poor man's Helvetica"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"Jumanji!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me.... Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my.... It was good."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"oh, i'm so sorry. that usually never happens to me, but you look so fucking hot, hey, hey, aw, come back, co-"

*sigh

"tough on cum, tough on the causes of cum"

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I have some questions about Homosexual Sex. How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt? Do you get poo on your penis? Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i, thankfully, don't have any questions on homosexual relations...

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I was flipping through the late night Skinemax movies Saturday night and I heard this beaut.

"Im gonna let one go on your pocket taco!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Im gonna insert my hot shaft in your tender vittles.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"Where's Aja?"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

GARU G

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

je4nne wins

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"I wonder if it's night time in Lithuania?"

― JTS, Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

^^^^Hhahaha

Pre:
"Unghhhh, oh yo shit, did u already bust? Cos I know that shit's like a big complex with like, 90% of all bitches, naw naw don't fuck around, make sure you bust first, I'm a gentleman. In fact, it's one of my new years resolutions. Hey, you never even told me yours! Aw shit yo your box is fucken is LUSH, it's like that really expensive Danone "La Creme" yogurt.... you ever try that shit? OMG it's like regular yogurt but I dunno...

Post:
"That's some high-roller cum in you right there. Respect that shit."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG that's it what? oh yeh ILm!!! *dives to computer* er funniest erm OOOOOhhhgggfff no no I can't hold it... what? there's this message board, no it's not porn uuuugggghhhh sorry must type this is funnnnnnnnnn h shit sorry was that your face oh no I'm sorry no really i'm sorrry

― elwisty (elwisty), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

when the shit goes down, you better be ready!

― garu gee (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i've no idea how i got to this thread btw

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oops up side yr head"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

this is not coming. it's a lifestyle

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

FACES!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

how do i shot head

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Two people I know: girl rather short, boy very tall. During sex, she catches him looking at the mirror above their dresser. She asks him "does it look like you're fucking a Hobbit?"

― joygoat (joygoat), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"oh, wrinklepaws"

― p@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

my cock fancies a henfap

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF WOMBS

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

To be honest,

OMG R R R TSCHUH

still works for me.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

by the power of Greyskull!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"NOW GO WASH THE DISHES!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Everything we own fell off a truck!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"LOL"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy who was going out with a friend of him would yell "Maximum power!". She quickly got rid of him.

― Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Iiiiiit's a Leonard Lopate show ticket giveaway!!!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(hahaha the choco taco thing upthread!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"Maximum power!"

Awesome! Roffles.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

DY-NO-MITE!!! (accompanied by the jj walker/black panther fist shake)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"As Balzac said, 'There goes another novel'"

― Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"The table is set.... my oven is hot......"

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I have got a terrible feeling this is how my parents got engaged.... something was said "on the moment" (like "MARRY ME" or something). I don't know how I worked this out but they sure as hell smile lewdly to each other when I ask them how it happened.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're better than this."

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"HORDE SUX"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow! I was looking for this, to show it to Kit only yesterday!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Christ, that wasn't something to say during climax ffs.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"BASS! How low can you go?"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm gonna PUKE my PANTS!"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

WATCH OUT!! BEA ARTHUR!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

...right?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(um, Khlebnikov...originally...)

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 15th, 2006 8:34 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

Hey Dan, can you do that again and again and again...circa camp Tomahawk 1989?

(I'll just leave that as is, nice and vague and eyebrow-raising.)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE NO EW

(That is not a response to Fluffy Bear.)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

touchdown!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco OTM!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

IM IN UR COOCH

SHOOTIN ALL MY SPRMS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE TEH TITTIES AT?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

GO WEB GO!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

haha GO GO GADGET COCK!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"You forgot Poland."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

A friend of a friend was once dared (on a very laddish holiday) to shout "You lucky,lucky bitch!", whilst shagging his latest conquest. I never did find out what the woman's reaction was...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

why say anything, when there's no one there to hear it?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"....and BOOM goes the dynamite!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

are you deaf?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"xpost"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Well done, Bigtrack!"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"THAT'S A SPICEY MEAT BALL!"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i never looked at it that way before
xpost

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

and of course:

"i never looked at it that way before"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"i'd buy THAT for a dollar"

― matlewis (matlewis), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFFLE at "You lucky, lucky bitch!" WHAT A CLASS ACT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm totally making a mental list of my favorites in the event that i ever have sex again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"I aint got time to bleed."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"And now you have herpes"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I have pictures of baby SEALS!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

anything, as long as it's in the swedish chef's voice.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"Looks like Christgau was wrong again."

― p@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

literally any line "Peace Frog"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

*from

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

BEL BIV DEVOE

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"Autobots, roll out!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"COBRA!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"SHAI HALUD!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Slam your body down and zig a zig ahhh"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

― Bnad (Bnad), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

HONGRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

Hehe, now I know what she means by "Pearly Dewdrops Drops" ......

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS.... HOOOOOOO!!!!!"

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

'I'm 20 deep, my boys are coming.'"

― The Dusty Baker Selection (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, Jesus, I'm sorry.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"HALT. HAMMERZEIT"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

also, nickalicious wins.

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 14th, 2003.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(must be said in alan partridge voice)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"pwned!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

*Legend of Zelda puzzle solved sound*

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

although Michael White arguably wins harder:

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

-- n.a. (nu...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

Shoving your dick in one?

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), August 26th, 2004.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dad's right, Sis, you're better than Mom!"

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

IT BURNS IT BURNS

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

BUSTA RHYMES

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're it"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"1 comment by ned raggett"

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

but i think this may actually be it

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Surrender Dorothy!"

― DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

It was a sacrifice the Island demanded.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"...the American people have got to understand..."

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M KIL-ROY

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"You're fired!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"The investigation will continue tomorrow"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"Remember the name! *insert own name*"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"FINISH HIM!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i think "FATALITY" would be even better

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

"Why is Daddy hurting Mommy?!?!"

"And..... way to go. Now you have a baby."

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"no whammies, no whammies, no whammies...... STOP!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I occasionally suffer from really bad coital cephalgia but rather predictably this just means I say the usual type stuff but in a different tone.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Amen"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAinhkyS8fs

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ah, bisto!

― boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Rereading this thread from the beginning is like stumbling on a pile of old yearbooks. Dirty, dirty yearbooks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"that's the least gentrified area of Manhattan"

― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"FUCK YOU MCFLY!"

― onimo (onimo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"a stunningly cathartic climax!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ONE INCH PUNCH

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

bah custos prize for me: shd have been "a stunningly cathartic discharge!"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Friend of a friend shagged S1m0n 4mst3ll who apparently said "Jolly good for you" upon impact. Not as funny as others but is real life.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"I was too busy having my mind blown. Sorry about that."

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"HAVE SOME FREE DNA!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"All this situation needs is some CUM"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nineteen years and eleven months of no sex...for this?"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"WHAT HAPPEN?"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

DO NOT WANT

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAHAPPON!?

MAKKY! KAMMY!

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Wha' happened?

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), May 14th, 2003.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

-- adam. (adamr...), October 13th, 2004.

sorry, dudes.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"sorry, dudes."

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"300 pounds of lard hitting a wall come to fruition at laST!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

In Pooh's voice: "Oh, bother."

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

pterodactyl noises, per that horrible pterodactyl porn video that was floating around.

"precious! bodily! fluids!"

― mh. (mike h.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Play that funky music, white girl

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

The two answers that immediately came to mind, "Oh gawd, my balls!" and "Mom!" were already posted in slightly different forms.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore."

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"Condoms don't belong in ~~school~~ you, and neither does Al Gore"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

let me white out that apostrophe

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

SUUURRGGGGE!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm escalating

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"I did it!"

― Øystein, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

BOXCAR

― Jenny, Saturday, 24 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

The "Girl:" is u&k.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish somebody would GIVE ME ONE

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

wake up

― ken c, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had sex!

yay!

have you?!?!?!?!?!

(ken c quote, from his sadly deleted "i've had sex yay have you" thread)
(and OK, maybe it's for the postcoitial cigarette moment, but yay anyway)

― StanM, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I never had sex?

― nathalie, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

define:self-parody

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:54 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RIP Big Man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:55 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

My ex-girlfriend used to say that

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:56 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

When you came?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeh, that was too far.

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

"Vagina. It's not a clown car."

― JTS, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Fresco!

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"Ewwww!"

― Z S, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Perra caliente!

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Conversely, one might reasonably assert that, Fresh! Hot dog! is something you'd say immediately prior to the onset of sexual activities, not the moment of climax.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

― HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

"Willkommen in Finland"

― gabbneb, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

― HI DERE, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

"you cant tell but i am also pooping rightnow"

― a puppy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

WHO'S THE DADDY?????!!!!!!!! Is there ANYTHING ELSE (?????) on Maury??? EVER????????

― blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

what have you learned from the Twilight Zone?

― deej, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm Batman!

(with apologies to Alan Partridge and ITR)

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

"Have you ever chewed tobacco?"

"they moved the aspie next to me-at-work"

― blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

SLACKER

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ok ffs people these don't have to be thread-titles

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^this, btw

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Are these celebrities really ugly?

― snoball, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"I was just saying that people who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever and then...uuugghhhhhh"

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Burt Stanton!"

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

SERENITY NOW!

― andrew m., Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

-- HI DERE, Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM) Bookmark Link

noch einmal

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"noch einmal"

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

CUSTOS THREAD

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Penis über Gesicht

― yungblut, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Judge me not, conspiracy theorists

― yungblut, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

+f "we want hen fap" = not found

go figure

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 23 July 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

CUT THE MIDRANGE, DROP THE BASS!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 24 July 2008 10:05 (fifteen years ago) link

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (1 year ago) Link

this is the best one.

― bingolola, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

let's see if ILX can refrain from posting the more expressive current thread-titles to this thread in an unfunny custosesque spew

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

"I'm spewing" - which can have several interpretations

― snoball, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

JGO, standing up for restraint

― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

"release my minions!"

― carlo rossi, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"Is this some sort of coded language?"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

"Never go full retard"

― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

[gasp!] [gasp!] I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However what it has in groove it lacks in originality. One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendancies and other bands that bear the mantle of so called "Alternative Rock". One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. Hehehmhm! This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from -

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

― JTS, Friday, 29 August 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

during cunnilingus: "OM NOM NOM!"

― bernard snowy, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

BRING BACK MY SNOWMAN MOTRHERFUCKINGFUCKER

― snoball, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Soylent Green is people!

― AlanSmithee, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, click Start, All Programs, Connect to. Now tell me exactly what comes up on the screen. Great. Right click on ISPNAME connection. got it. no, Right Click. Yes, we'll have to do it all again.

― Thomas, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ahaha that flow chart

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

"Seen from out here everything seems different. Time bends. Space is boundless. It squashes a man's ego. I feel lonely."

"He's prepared to die! (laughs) Doesn't it make you misty?"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"

"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making, but no love."

"You cut out his brain, you bloody baboon!"

"Doctor Zaius, would an ape make a human doll... that TALKS?"

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

"I'd rather be banking!"

― the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

lololololololol Edward

― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

more thread connections bait

― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

"My God, it's full of stars!"

― krakow, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

(xpost)
# Live longer -- marry a smart woman [Started by Ned Raggett (Ned) in October 2002, last updated 16 minutes ago by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver on I Love Everything] 9 new answers
# you can feel it, it's electric [Started by Mr. Que in February 2009, last updated 17 minutes ago by the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on 7Curtis's 7borad] 13 new answers

― snoball, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

"Hiiii-yah!"

― ╓abies, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

snoban

― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry, that was spiteful of me. But seriously, CIO anyone still using this thread for Thread Connections.

― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

"But darling, that's three wishes altogether, that's not possible!"

― JTS, Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"Nevermore!"

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated 5 minutes ago by Myonga Vön Bontee on I Love Everything] 1 new answer
funky house sceptics, let me draw your attention to this [Started by J@cob in April 2008, last updated 7 minutes ago by Tim F on I Love Music] 6 new answers

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

# Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.)] 2 new answers
# HEY JEWS [Started by quincie in April 2009, last updated 2 minutes ago by Ømår Littel (Jordan)] 106 new answers

^^ I am imagining this said in pretty much the same voice that goes "HEY YOU GUYS" at the beginning of The Electric Company or whatever show that was

― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean that wouldn't be so much "funny" if you were involved, but I think we went off that path long ago

― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

REQUIEM.

― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY ITS FUCKING FREE BACON NIGHT TONIGHT

― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"Hey, We're Coming!"

― snoball, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

well now i'm imagining it said like the dude from the goonies uh xpost

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

unremarkable areola and nipple. insignificant findings.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

If it makes you feel any better, Schef, this thread made me imagine Gilbert Gottfried saying pretty much anything at all.

Real answer: "How do you like them apples"

― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i still think 'bingo' is great

― mark cl, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

HELLO, AGAIN WE BLUDGEON!

― Tuomas, Friday, 10 April 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Hmm, time for the bacon lube!"

http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/

― Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

― Darin, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

^ a friend told me he actually did this a couple weeks ago

― joygoat, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

REQUIEM.

― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (11 months ago) Bookmark

loooooooooooooooooooool

― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Best part of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex tape.

― o. nate, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

"Oh Fluffy...Oh Fido..."
(I could have sworn that I'd posted that to this thread already, but I don't seem to have done so.)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Inspired by 'Your highest 3 darts total'

"One hundred and eighty"

― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as 'the greatest or most significant or most influential' rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

"Never go full retard"

― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

dying

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrNyTvOZDY

― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

I used to think the who thing where you call out the wrong person's name in flagrante delicto was a hackneyed comedic device that never happens in real life but um. I have done this.

― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Friday, 25 March 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

"TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"

― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

"SWEEP THE LEG"

― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link

any of the lines from the half dozen or so programmed for the announcers in the NBA Jam games

― art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU

― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link

lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:

"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”

Batman actually says this.

― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

uhh wrong thread

― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

"uhh wrong thread"

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

"This one's for the Gipper!"

― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

"God, mom, don't you know how to knock?!"

― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

"Winter is coming... and so am I!"

― putting the laughter in manslaughter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"

― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.

― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

"Amen."

― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

"Sad!"

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

c16 deep tread

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

'please clap'

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

Name Bosko Balaban
Team Aston Villa
Total Appearances 0
Starts 0
Substituted 0
Total Minutes Played 0
Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0
Goals 0
Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0
Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
Goals Scored As Sub 0
Number of Bookings 0
Total Booking Minutes 0
Avg Bookings Per Start 0
Number of Red Cards 0
Total Red Card Minutes 0
Avg Red Cards Per Start 0
Avg Booking Minutes When Starting 0.0

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

"Covfefe"

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link

BALLOON

― breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Congratulations!

― Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link

Bad command or file name

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link

'please clap'

only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link

<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.

― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated five minutes ago by just another country (snoball)] 4 new answers
rugby [Started by taylor in October 2003, last updated eighteen minutes ago by Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.)] 20 new answers

― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link

HADOUKEN

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).

― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

I asked Transformer...

When I achieve orgasm I should say that:

- I had the courage

- I was motivated

- I was aware of my body's sensations.

― Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

ahahaha yesss

― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

― rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

"and that's our time up"

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

'Vidi, vici, veni.'

Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.

― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

"Scavino!"

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

Attica!

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

"ATTICA!"

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

no referrer, can't tell

― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

Hot dog!

― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

Not hot dog

― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

Ten years gone!

― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

Where's that confounded bridge?

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link

there's a dog loose in the woods!

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (three years ago) link

denigrating this luxury avenue

― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

lolz

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

“Balloon knot!”

― calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (three years ago) link

Hands, face, space

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link

GHISLANE!

― akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ekee85vX0AAnVCp?format=jpg&name=small

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

https://external-preview.redd.it/C5uY9Wbq6XEQScIPUvQO1KNMX8VURPTT7ObY0G688w4.jpg?auto=webp&s=a44bd4a4ca731e54ba84ce7ef32f247a572be20d

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 October 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/43/1/1722104193-anchorman-60percent.png

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

Ah, middle age.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link

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