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This is the thread where you repost a posting from another thread that--when taken out of the context of its original thread--is either scary, funny, lewd, evil or other!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha. Figures. It's been a dry couple of days, even though I've been rolling up the rim furiously.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 31st, 2003.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey now, Sean. Let him seduce you with his trenchcoat.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 1st, 2003.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the idea of this thread, but sadly/happily, I think that most of the threads in their original contexts are likely to be much filthier. In the best possible sense!

Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I get taken out of context for the most innocent remarks anyway! One of the tragedies of my life.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"
Elliott Smith to thread!

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I can never hear that phrase again without thinking of Patrick Bateman's naked body.

-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Oh no! What are all the chronic wiener eaters going to do?
-- Jodi (jenkyhaypatch...), April 30th, 2003 12:56

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), April 30th, 2003. (later) (Nick A.) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha!

Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I fucking the sight of the male body.

-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.


Best.* Typo. Evah.

*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a Freudian slit, no doubt about it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, sorry, Freudian gymslip.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I want = I want someone
-- amateurist (am...), April 29th, 2003.

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

god i just want to beat him around the head and neck with my dick until he passes out or it breaks off
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 23rd, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

jess into turkeyslapping shocka

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Three beers, p'shaw! At least with grandpa, I actually make it to work tomorrow. =)
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 1st, 2003 10:18 PM.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

he also wants to fist tony robbins

minna (minna), Thursday, 1 May 2003 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Better than wanting to fist Tony Robinson. Arrrr. "That is clearly dirrrrr-ty!"

kate, Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:16 (sixteen years ago) link

your jetset lifestyle is impressive gareth, BUT HOW LONG CAN IT LAST
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), April 29th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

muff?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

My sister does that 'scratching-and-sniffing' thing and it drives my Dad bonkers.

--Mandee

buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

does this mean i need to come clean about my gender?
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 2nd, 2003 10:01 AM.


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Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha! Best post of thread

buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"I LIKE COFFEE AND SCOTCH AND SEX! I AM AN ADULT! CAN YOU BUBBLEHEADS PLEASE TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE IN HERE?"
Kenan on the I hate fun thread.

Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

make that "come to"... fuck. See I can't even control my HANDS here...
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 2nd, 2003 7:14 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never thought of Bernard Sumner's antics as fey.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2003. (spencermfi) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm dead at Ypres in 1917 with the rest of you. It's a veritable mentalist holocaust.
-- amateurist (amateuris...), May 5th, 2003. (later) (amateurist) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE
--Ally

buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)


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I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

there was context to that??

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"...you want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Oi!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link

heh

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

like i said

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)


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it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Argh!

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Or even 'I put it.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i take up this challenge with great relish

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

here is a gun, i put it to you

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

this might as well be the latest lol thread

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread has reduced me to tears.

piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link

waaah

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Nick, you are my hero. I wanted to post that last night, but was too lazy to look for the thread.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

We know it's all goin' down in the center. ;)
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 7th, 2003. (thatgirl)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I sure hope that wasn't a Carrot Top reference in the original context.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Why do I always get that thrust upon me?
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 7th, 2003. (luna.c)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Find that kitty-cat dammit!

-- jewelly (jewelly123...), August 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Did I thank you for the pork?
-- Kim (grims...), August 4th, 2003 5:36 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear Pig Vomit is really good.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...) (webmail), August 16th, 2003 6:12 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Mmmm, memories of chilling out with my melon during a hot Summer day in NYC on my grandfather's porch when I was 8.....

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...) (webmail), August 18th, 2003 12:02 PM. (Nichole Graham) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

as much as I've had "Harry Wong" pounded into my head...

-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 22nd, 2003 3:16 PM. (thatgirl)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
grease, woman! grease!
-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 18th, 2003 10:20 PM. (lucylurex) (later) (link)

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (sixteen years ago) link

10 seconds for a banana is about my upper limit! What's to do with it? Just stick it in!

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 27th, 2003 6:08 AM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 September 2003 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I love you, sweet pervert.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 30th, 2003

Sir Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...
that ass was directed at dean
-- JaXoN (jaso...), December 5th, 2003 2:32 PM. (JasonD)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

We're supposed to get a good 3 to 6 inches.
But I've heard that before . . .
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), December 5th, 2003 4:05 AM. (felicity)

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

trayce that's brilliant.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

but you gotta love the followup:

Since when is 3 to 6 inches ever GOOD?

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 5th, 2003. (suzy)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I think y'all underetimate the intent of those double-entendres. (Removing them from context makes 'em less funny, not more, right?)

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah I thought after I posted mine that quite possibly felicity was saying it like that on purpose, and I felt a bit silly.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, meh.

except its even funnier to imagine that they weren't posted with that intent!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 07:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry to nitpick. Just wanted to make sure certain posters got proper credit for having their minds in the gutter.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 08:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean WTF IS WRONG WITH A MUPPET EVERY SO OFTEN?!
-- Dale the Titled (cpre...), December 15th, 2003 3:49 PM. (cprek)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...
All my life I've been working for this. Maybe soon I'll have sex with goths.
-- Llahtuos Kcin (auspiciousfis...), January 21st, 2004.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I was wondering last night how to get it on. I guess you force your whole body through the small whole at the head?

-- Mary (m), December 2nd, 2003.

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
nice positioning of the bishop there.

-- teeny (teen...), February 9th, 2004. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link


FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DON"T ALL OF YOU LET IT GO?????

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 8th, 2004.
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Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

The weird thing was that Dan's post initially prompted me to sing Prince to myself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Stop stealing my winky. You don't know how to handle it properly.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 10th, 2004 3:42 PM. (later)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahaha Ned did you see my subsequent post?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

It's a beautiful thing, sir.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Love,
one of your sex offenders who isn't interested in justifying his selections

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), February 11th, 2004 8:57 PM. (later)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

AIDS?

-- dean! (dea...), February 6th, 2004.

Aja (aja), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

this is the ILE equivalent of a cassetteboy song

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I cannot help being a sucker
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 12th, 2004.

omg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Fart poo pee.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 13th, 2004 9:40 PM. (later)

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link

in my mouth they felt huge, but sitting there in my hand they were tiny.

-- chris (cbrassic...)

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Yeah, he was leaning on the tool so hard his hand was shaking.
-- andy (and...)

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I still wasn't numb enough to completely satisfy the dentist.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...),

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Pashmina, have you been to the Goblin fortress where you have to try to talk to Goblin El Presidente'?

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

But will you peel off the skin first?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), February 14th, 2004 6:49 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

Of course not - that's where the vitamins are.

-- luna

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I'll be upset if there is no greek in the movie at all.

(Mr Teeny on the Mel Gibson Jesus movie)

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link

92. I can come in many colors
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), February 22nd, 2004 9:49 AM. (later)

the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 22 February 2004 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Tim H in the pub last night: "I've tried putting one in my mouth three times. I try to keep it there as long as I can, because I keep thinking that eventually I might start to like it."

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 February 2004 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link

This is truly a wonderful circle-jerk.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2004.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 28 February 2004 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think the box will squeeze that well, though. Not that Capri Sun pouches squeezed well. But, yeah, it concerns me.
-- David R. (ilxo...), February 29th, 2004 6:30 PM. (popshots75`)

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 29 February 2004 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Watersports!
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 1st, 2004 1:13 PM. (later)

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

f*ck y*u *ll, I'm not 75 years old
-- Begs2Differ

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Anthony just distracted me by linking me to a cunt playing air-guitar. Literally.
-- Sick Nouthall

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

(haha just put my order in for the real thing)
-- Matos W.K.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

It is fun to hand them in all soggy when I win, though.
-- Bryan (bryan...), March 9th, 2003 1:17 AM. (Bryan)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ARGH I called my parents to get some support and they LAUGHED AT ME! They want pics, too! I AM GOING TO CRY.
(xpost I WILL NOT BE HAVING HOT SEX UNTIL IT GROWS BACK THIS IS THE PROBLEM)

-- Dan Perry

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 8 March 2004 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Lisa Loeb having sex with Hello Kitty would be redundant, somehow.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), March 10th, 2004.

pete s, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Not this much. Your hair never tried to give me air cunnilingus. Humph!
-- The River Kate (masonicboo...), March 16th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)


hey, i'm EATING here
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 16th, 2004 2:06 PM. (later)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

At tonight's FAP: "Anna had better come while I'm still wet" - Cis

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

On chat tonight...a bit of context, but not much:

Dubplatestyle: my undpants were bicntosuc me
saltykmurks: i thought you were saying "fresh" like the expression
NedRaggett: JESSPANTS
saltykmurks: like "ihop madness. fresh man."
NedRaggett: No sir
The Mackro: Jess's Unpants
Dubplatestyle: NO PANTS NO
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
NedRaggett: PANT ATTACK
The Mackro: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
Dubplatestyle has left the room.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 18 March 2004 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

They'll do rudie things in bed if you get them happy with each other and you buy the right sort of bed, but the bed's fucking ugly (ha ha pardon the pun) so I never bothered.

-- Trayce

tee hee hee (Oops), Thursday, 18 March 2004 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought of it in the bath.
-- Mikey G (...), March 19th, 2004 2:41 AM. (later)

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Dan in Beyonce gear...not a nice thought.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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thank you, nicole, for quoting "real genius."

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

don't EVEN make me have a scat-off with you, nickalicious.

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

there's nothing wrong with loving Dick.
-- Ian Johnson

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 28 March 2004 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, how did my sims quote get so rudely misappropriated? Damn you, oops! ;P

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 March 2004 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I amn't sure how hard I hit her, I didn't even know I'd done it to be honest until someone told me.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 5th, 2004.

LC, Monday, 5 April 2004 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link

it's about 7 inches long and about 5-6 inches wide in most parts, more where it wraps around my arm. the underside bit does not feel nice.


-- lauren (jaguarrid...), April 7th, 2004.

LC, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Do you do all this preening before or after you wax your bikini lines, men of ILE?
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 10:13 PM. (later)

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If I skip more than one days shaving the itchy stubble horror descends and I end up making Jimmy Hill gestures at everyone all the time.
-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), April 7th, 2004 10:14 PM. (later)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

ARGH

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Vin Diesel rocks!
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:45 PM.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

And I was like, is this a bad thing, like?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), April 7th, 2004 5:13 PM.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

HYSTERICS (at poor Ricardo's expense)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I saw this thread and I was like, dude, totally.
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:51 PM.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I was on the nightbus before and my friend dared me to lick this bald guy's head, he had fallen asleep.

So I boldly got up and did it, and got a big cheer for my efforts, from random people I didn't know. I must do it again sometime.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

That's not much better IN context!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Is bald-head licking going to become the new toad-licking?

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I love the taste of male sweat
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 12:30 AM.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

GOLD MINE

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

(Actually, regular London fappers will know that I have kissed Mark C's bald head on four or five occasions but the idea of actually sticking the tongue in had never occurred to me until Ronan's depravity upthread)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I may have to lick a stranger.
-- luna

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha! For some reason, I thought of Martin as soon as she posted that.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I am shaking my pompoms for Jess (in a literal and a metaphorical way).

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 12th, 2004. (later) (link)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I am desperately trying to find a link to the 8mm dog vagina guy, but to no avail! :(

-- @d@ml (i@;_;.com), April 15th, 2004. (later) (link)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

bollocks, that's enormous, sorry.
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), April 15th, 2004.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Christ can any of you people actually NOT crap? I think Matt is right - there's a hussle here...
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), April 20th, 2004.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i will forever regret my robo experience
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), February 27th, 2003 9:41 AM. (electricsound)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:52 (fifteen years ago) link

:(

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Cause I had a stash long before I started making my own purchases, and when I did, in that there early eighties at the age of 12 or so... Dearie me!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 15th, 2001 5:00 PM.

SLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

If she was bisexual, then it might be a bit harder (esp. if I already knew this) but still not as hard as if it was a man.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 24th, 2004 10:17 AM. (nickdastoor)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

(PS haha Jim I totally need to photoshop a Bender pic to go with that robo post too heh)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

trust aja on this -- ken c

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2004 10:23 AM. (later) (link)

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

"Jody, she always seems at last a step ahead of me"

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I like to dabble in the odd muffin on Sunday mornings myself.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), May 6th, 2004 12:52 AM. (later)

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Bobbin' thusly.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

*Not shown actual size.

-- martin m. (marti...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:52 PM. (mushrush) (later) (link)

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually, Tep, that context is pretty close to what I intended...

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

But not Ned's bobbin!

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I now work even further out than Gareth and Chris. Fucking Maidenhead!

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

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I think that's meant to be me.

-- Allyzay (destruction @ londonsburning.com), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i enjoy your 'in the flesh' rudeness very much tim hopkins
-- stevem (bluesk...), May 20th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I miss the days when I had nothing to do but sit around sucking cock and drinking cum all day
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 24th, 2004 9:52 PM. (later)

the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

From behind, I thought he was Cabbage.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 28th, 2004. (later)

Tim (Tim), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Do me with a hot bod.
-- Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (ada...), June 4th, 2004 4:01 PM. (later)

the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Mully, i'll draw you if you describe yourself because I keep getting images of fucking harold from neighbours everytime i go to draw you.
-- ipsofacto (kat...), June 4th, 2004 2:47 PM. (ipsofacto)


(like, eww!)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Aw man, I wanted it to be long and complicated in that particularly Finnish way.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...), June 22nd, 2004. (Liz :x) (later)


(Sorry, Liz.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"let's do the mucky pup in islington" - Colette

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)


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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Dammit... it works better with the extra line:

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."
-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), June 23rd, 2004 3:32 AM. (Chris V)


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That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)


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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

"You are black women, and you are our slaves"

-- bnw (rilke...), June 26th, 2004.

omg, Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

We need a constipated in there (or do we?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2004 5:08 PM. (Ned)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I funch

-- omg

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
i do it with wooden spoons all the time! (but then again i will admit to being a poor roomate)
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 21st, 2004 4:34 PM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

must be hard to wank with broccoli hands. maybe if you dip them in mayonnaise?
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), July 22nd, 2004.

...., Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

bblllaaarggghghhhh this thing it makes me crazy - cannot stop tonguing it¡
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 26th, 2004 3:18 AM. (later)

purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Bwaha!

every time this thread re-appears I am rendered into useless giggling fits.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

S YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF COCKCHOKING VIRUS!!!!! JON WILLIAMS HAD IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND HE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN CHOKING HIS COCK EVER SINCE.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.


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btw i had that too i think, when you click refresh it seems to sort it.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess it needed more context


Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
playdoh barber: and it would say "butt recognized... access granted" in some female computery voice
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

omg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

In the Ned, it doesn't even matter.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 2nd, 2004 11:15 PM. (later)

purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link

If anyone wants a fairy gravy familiar I just left a pregnant mushroom in the stash, stick it in a terrarium and away you go
-- Andrew Blood Thames (andrew.thame...)

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

it sounds just like the sound you get when you put a banger up a drain pipe here, mental
-- Porkpie (porkypi...), August 3rd, 2004 2:40 PM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

The look on a baby's face "Fuck me!"


a little punctuation has been toyed with, but still.

Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i liked her well enough to go on a date with someone and see her live (that was post-fumbling). everything I've heard since is syrup, though.
-- kyle (akmonda...), August 7th, 2004.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 August 2004 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Yay for xposts:


colin liked to get a spurt in his mouth
-- purple patch (electricsoun...), August 9th, 2004 2:41 PM. (electricsound)


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Yeah it was cool!
Im having such dreadful nostalgia attacks lately, its weird.

[context deleted]

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 9th, 2004 2:43 PM. (trayce)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I love Cathy's head.
-- Alba (albab...), August 16th, 2004 4:25 PM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 16 August 2004 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't wanna post his name. God he's so cute.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 17th, 2004 4:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Chris V, I love those whips too.
-- Sarah McLusky

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

There's only so much WHOOMPAWHOOMPAWHOOMPA I can take in a night.

- Dog Latin.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Back home in Alabama, I was incredibly homosexual.

-- TOMBOT (itssomethin...), August 25th, 2004 11:21 AM. (later)

purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Be prepared! * jumps in Trayce *
-- the music mole (col...), August 24th, 2004 1:25 PM.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Argh!

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link

my uncle could totally
eat the whole thing.
-- dgb (dyo...), August 25th, 2004 2:49 PM.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!
-- Andrew (n...), August 25th, 2004 4:36 PM. (enneff)

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm trying to recontextualise that but I just can't.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Bah.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

"A lot of people really don't understand how easy it is to fuck yourself"

rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I [...] crap on myself constantly.

-- Trayce

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link

has jesus ever been in fashion in britain?

-- mark s (mar...), October 21st, 2002.

Huck, Monday, 30 August 2004 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

That sounds awful, Luna.
Next time you should bring someone else in the bathroom with you to hold him down.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), August 31st, 2004.

Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea where that KY came from and what I was implying with it. I am getting a wee bit OUT OF CONTROL over here.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 31st, 2004 4:25 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

ha ha YES

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't get me started on Chris Isaak again.
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.


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"boners"?
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

Bumfluff, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

To be fair, that green thing is fucking all kinds of shit out of that lemon.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), August 31st, 2004.

...., Tuesday, 31 August 2004 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Um yeah and I'm really really really sorry for "PUSSY FLUSH", won't happen again.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), September 1st, 2004.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Then a footrub, then a bagrub.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), September 1st, 2004 8:49 PM. (later)

purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

a stinging blow to the face by an old leather football in addition to having his plums trapped in a chocolate vending machine? a night of disaster for weller, but there are few of us who haven't faced such agonies on london transport after a few beers and a fumble with a rent boy.
-- dave amos

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't stop giggling

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I agree. If I really didn't like it so much, I probably wouldn't go down there three times a year.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), September 10th, 2004

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

How the hell does stale cum fuck up your bedroom? It's not such a big deal.
-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...), September 11th, 2004.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i want a waterproof punani
-- the surface noise (slight return), September 13th, 2004 1:45 PM. (electricsound)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

But the bitch done me wrong.
-- Kim

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link

[...]And even more importantly, keep coming out on weekends for FAGOT fun! Hell, someone's got to help me give ken c a good thrashing!!

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), September 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh go on.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)


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It's REALLY hard.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Bahahah ;D

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not sure Shakespeare deserved the grand prize, but I sure was happy to see Private Ryan go down.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 14th, 2004 10:45 AM.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

damn, na beat me

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Lennon wasn't his usual self, which contributed a lot to the result.
-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), September 14th, 2004.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I had some last night.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 16th, 2004.

amateur!!st, Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Hell no, we used horse needles at U of Tennessee (big veterinary school), it gets it deeper into the melon and then you just let it diffuse for a few hours.

-- TOMBOT (sky...), September 14th, 2004 1:14 PM. (link) (admin) (216.15.32.99)

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I was having a rubbish day at work earlier and took to pushing hula-hoops into my tuna sandwich to cheer myself up.

-- robster (robste...), September 22nd, 2004 2:45 PM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I ended up having a brie & cranberry (scraped that out though) baguette, so the hula hoops were eaten at the same time, but not actually inside the sanger!
-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), September 22nd, 2004 2:49 PM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I could deal with a $20K pain in the ass.

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 23rd, 2004 11:01 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link

"/.../ I've got all kinds of strange bruises in odd places. Oh dear!"
-- Danger Whore (masonicboo...), September 27th, 2004.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 27 September 2004 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm doing a trayce with star wars battlefront. i have killed so very many ewoks.

-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...), September 28th, 2004 11:04 AM. (later)

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Its not as hard as it might sound. I got quite a routine and rhythm going with my machine these days.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), September 28th, 2004 1:21 PM.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

you diss it, yet you were playing with it at the time.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 28th, 2004 10:38 AM. (later)

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link

penises cause nothing but trouble!

-- kyle (akmonda...), September 29th, 2004. (akmonday) (later)

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha oh my, the mikey one and my one almost sound like a very wrong conversation.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 September 2004 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link

the roots of pigs arse

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), October 6th, 2004 2:31 PM. (later)

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link

orion0014: i know all about vaginas.
orion0014: i lived with my mom & sister for many years.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I smell funny now, thanks to my wet pants *feels paranoid*.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 27th, 2004 12:06 PM. (later)

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

haha guess what i have on my clipboard too!

bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh dear god *hides*

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

barium in the rectum
It may not be the sun shining out of your ass, but it is glowing!

-- Michael White (), October 29th, 2004 11:25 AM.


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i'm going to ask her out tonight
-- logged out for my protection (logge...), October 30th, 2004 8:30 AM.


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use your mouth.
-- cºzen (), October 30th, 2004 8:39 AM.

wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:30 AM. (wench) (later) (link)

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

when you sub gravy or slaw for a drink do they fill the drink container with it? Sweet dream of dreams.


xpost, YES we have buffet, it is the most genius thing of all time. And you *can* fill your drink container with gravy (I have done it.)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 9:00 AM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Sure enough, amongst all the feathers, my dad found a naked stick.
-- Krusty (kirstie_comp...), August 26th, 2004.

Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Over here we saw it all, because we dig fornication.
-- Nick (nickdastoo...), September 14th, 2001.

Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi even if you fail it, which is handy...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), November 1st, 2004 11:16 AM. (later)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 2nd, 2004 8:11 AM. (spencermfi)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

haha - dick cheney otm!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 3rd, 2004 7:24 PM. (later)

(from the official election thread)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i KNEW that would end up here

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, it had to be done :)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

you can now get 7/1 on kerry and lengthening.
-- Ed, November 3rd, 2004 3:47 PM.

Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a soft spot for turps due to a 3 year period i spent out of my mind

-- bulbs (michaelparkinso...), November 8th, 2004 12:33 PM. (later)

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, they might decide to blow people instead. Not a very heart-warming prospect.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), November 8th, 2004 3:05 PM. (epicharmus) (later)

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

WHY DO LIBERALS HATE LEFT JUSTIFICATION?!?!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 8th, 2004 5:38 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

quality is in the eye of the beholder gaz. however i can objectively say that it is quite large

-- the surface noise (slight return), November 9th, 2004 4:36 PM. (electricsound) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yay

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Rob Da Bank takes John Peel's old slot (59 new answers, last at 10:41 am, 59+ unread)

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post Ha ha, a settee!

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), November 11th, 2004. (link)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh do lets leave Laura Branigan out of this!

- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 3rd, 2003.

Bumfluff, Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd like a liberal BJ.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 23rd, 2004 9:27 AM. (nickdastoor)

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Not just licking and sucking, Starry, also CHEWING!
Joooooiiiiiiinnnnn usssssssss

-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), March 5th, 2004 10:58 AM. (Madchen)

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks guys! and congratulations sean on your big piece!

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 25th, 2004 1:04 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 25 November 2004 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

truly we are living in the best of all possible worlds!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 25th, 2004.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 26 November 2004 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

at least be a bit more timely, jesus!

-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmay...), November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM. (trigonalmayhem) (later)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

what's all that other stuff down there? how long has it been there?

-- dave225 (right.knewi...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2004. (later) (link)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Yeah, I know they're big, hence I don't paste them straight on.

-- Sick Mouthy

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

six months from now, I am going to do nothing but hang out in the park on summer afternoons and hustle twelve-year-olds.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 25th, 2004 4:17 PM. (dayan)

Steely Zan (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

"I have to say the idea of a "mere blowing session" really appeals to me for some reason."

-djdee

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned's winky always comes in handy.
-- Shmool McShmool (shmuel...), January 5th, 2005.

yeah, Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I also did not get ass.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 7th, 2005 8:47 PM.

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link

gygax gives me one every day.

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 10th, 2005. (deangulberry)

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd prefer to think of it as a 12" resting on his monstrous chin
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), January 12th, 2005 1:33 PM. (Gear!)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i was waiting for that.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh my God. President Bush is my mom.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 14th, 2005

Masked Gazza, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I like "trim," too.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), November 4th, 2004.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I might, if sufficiently lubricated, try the spider thingy.

-- Hunter (thhii...), January 15th, 2005 9:32 AM.

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link

...Maybe I can poitn you to some nice parts. Do you like sausage?

-- .ada.m. (adamr...), January 20th, 2005 10:47 AM. (nordicskilla)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha

()ops (()()ps), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

What's a good birth control?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), January 22nd, 2005 7:58 PM. (Nowell)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

My penis is fancy.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.


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I want what's yours
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, you came in just under an hour!

-- Paul Eater (list...), February 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Adam, when you let enough pale internet types to see each other nekkers, they go crazy.

Yeah probably, that's why mine's deliberately small and sterile. I don't see anyone going crazy over that. :)

[context snipped]

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 7:03 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

I am very very sorry.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

So, which one would you guys rather have if you had to have one? I think I'd go with the gay mermen.
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), February 11th, 2005.

Masked Gazza, Friday, 11 February 2005 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Boy that cow looks spooky when it's all blown up and shit.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (acewhiskeyinexil...), February 12th, 2005 6:13 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///

Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I've not been to this Honey Hole!
-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...), February 12th, 2005 12:07 AM

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

DING DONG WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 11th, 2005.

Aaron A., Monday, 14 February 2005 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

When my eyes hit Jess's use of the phrase "funky ass" I decided not to read the rest of this thread. That has to be the peak.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 20th, 2004 5:24 PM.

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i wanna hang with him in his private movie theatre!! we'd have good times, i think

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 9:20 PM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I can do it any night of the week, Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday. After 7.30 is best on Tues/Thurs.

-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 14th, 2005 9:16 PM.

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm just going to stand around with my legs spread rrreeeeaaallllyyy far apart.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Stop using your hands! Use your box!

-- Casuistry (chri...), May 26th, 2004 3:43 AM. (Chris Piuma)

My hands hurt from using my box!

-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 26th, 2004 3:44 AM. (roxymuzak)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

His Willie obsession was HUGE though.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 21st, 2005 1:27 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I am full of chicken. Ah.

-- Trayce, February 27th, 2005 8:36 PM.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link

That doesnt even sound rude, yeesh ;P

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link

cool. do you know how i could go about getting some?

-- j-dizzle (thamusicman...), March 1st, 2005 12:53 PM.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
OMG I AM OUT OF CONTROL

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), March 14th, 2005 6:51 AM. (Dan Perry)

With robot cocks!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 14th, 2005 6:52 AM. (Ned)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

off-topic: Alex are your nipples still pierced?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 17th, 2005 1:47 PM. (gygax!) (later

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 17 March 2005 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

...the bishop bends sideways and the queen goes in every direction. That's all you need to know.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), March 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I just mated blueski without, um, without realizing I had done it until the computer told me.
Just as well, I have to catch a train. Back in a few days.

-- Casuistry (chri...), March 29th, 2005 10:32 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later)


(i wish the last post didn't provide context)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't make me come in there.

-- Aimless (aimles...), April 11th, 2005 1:55 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Or should Chris Martin by vouching for that number 2 spot? I have him between one and two usually.

-- NamC (Calum)(nam...), April 11th, 2005.

Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ally: yes, but the art students get to poke you with crayons and lick you

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), April 15th, 2005 10:52 AM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
the cashier lady said "awwwwww....hello there, little Elvis."
-- rebecca s (rhs23...), May 3rd, 2005.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually Ronan up there in his hermaphroditical way reminds me of nobody more than Mr. B Natural:

http://www.msties.com/spotlite/mrb-b.jpg

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 14th, 2005. (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd certainly have imagined that poor man's hand would have given out on him after four years of that.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), May 13th, 2005 8:27 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I get confused between which bands and bits of bands I had...
-- Madchen

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i never tire of pashmina's number 2.

-- weasel diesel (kilian(dot)murphy24@mail.dcu.ie), May 31st, 2005 8:32 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't get pleasure out of things like Bottom anymore [context deleted]

-- Crankypants (ada...), June 7th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Autumn Almanac) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

better than sounding like a blubbery penis. or a blueberry penis.

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), June 9th, 2005 2:46 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Well yeah, it was, it was keeping me up at night.

Don't become a teacher, folks.

-- The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (mikeybidnes...), June 9th, 2005 2:47 PM. (Mikey Bidness) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

(god I'm sorry, that is SO BAD out of context hahaha)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

If it's in your mouth.
x-post

Ah cool Sam, thanks.

-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), June 15th, 2005 10:43 AM. (Pinkpanther) (later)

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

BTw the underwear situation has been sorted out

DO NOT BRING ME UNDERWEAR, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), June 17th, 2005 8:09 AM. (LeCoq) (later) (link)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

My poo is Calum.

[snipped context]

-- Nintendo Carl (asbk...), June 19th, 2005 12:42 AM. (later)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link

haha Trayce I thought the same thing

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 June 2005 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

LeCoq's post is very much in context!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been krumping all day at my desk in anticipation! I'm a krumpet!

-- a real bear behind the microphone (adamr...), June 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

*rim shot*

Koala tacos for all.

-- Ned Raggett, July 5th, 2005 10:43 AM.

New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 10th, 2005 5:55 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 12th, 2005 5:34 PM. (bulbs) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 21st, 2005 1:58 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Under it, where the muscle is. Lube it up with oil, lay on your stomach, and put your arm under your midriff. Have somebody sit on your butt and push on/rub that shit until it stops hurting so bad. It might puff up and turn red, warning.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 24th, 2005 5:42 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hot

gear (gear), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

you should have seen what she was actually taking about... ooh yes it gave me priapism!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

that is a bad one :x

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (eastern_mantr...), September 1st, 2005 9:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I comb over the pubes so it looks like Jimmy Durante.
-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...), September 2nd, 2005 2:51 PM. (Chris V) (later) (link)


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I want a weave! I will have a weave!
-- DV (dirtyvica...), September 2nd, 2005 2:54 PM. (dirtyvicar) (later) (link)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been going through a box of kleenex a day.

-- Jordan (jordan...), September 7th, 2005 3:47 PM. (Jordan) (later)

[almost too obvious]

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread does have me humming "Great Balls of Fire," which is of course a fine thing.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

a, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh dearie me. (I am always glad I set up my desk so that way the monitor faces away from the entrance to my area...)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

My thought was that it's bizarre that someone would pay double the price for one more inch!
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), September 23rd, 2005 11:55 AM. (Martin Skidmore) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

This is from the same thread:

Before his current wife, the big blonde Norwegian-American?
-- Ken L (lauter...), November 30th, 2004.

A longer one.
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

(I select that one to woo you with.)
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

i swear that might have made a big difference.
-- Josh (kortbei...), August 28th, 2005.

I've wanted to give it a try for a while now
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 23rd, 2005.

a really fascinating rhythm and sound to them and a very very odd way ... if you want more of a taste.
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 24th, 2005.

Sorry it was so tempting :)

salexander (salexander), Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:31 (fourteen years ago) link

this isn't the thread where i should mention that time when me and n/a and kenan bro'd down to d'angelo, is it?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:32 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i have made passionate love to toad the wet sprocket in college...please do not listen to me.

-- bingo (thebing...), October 1st, 2005 1:45 AM. (Chris V) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 1 October 2005 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

you gotta love a good granny. i'm big on tart too.

-- scott seward (skotro...), October 10th, 2005.

_, Monday, 10 October 2005 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

it took me and the plumber a painful hour to get it set up. still, get in: clean pants again.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), October 10th, 2005 3:02 PM. (later)

Archel (Archel), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

you don't want my fiddlesticks? :(

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005. (link)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The satisfaction I derive from them is puts me into a catatonic-bordering-on-incontinent-state - that's a slight overstatement, but you get the picture.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005 5:22 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

also let us explore the possibility that jess only has one shirt.
-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), March 10th, 2003.


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*blushes, thinks impure thoughts*
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 10th, 2003.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

pulling Jared from Subway out of your ass is neither big nor clever
-- Ally

Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Go get the fucking tools
out, bitch. Now! I want some ass.

-- miccio

gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Any color besides black = camp.
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

It's started out very cute but I'm worried it'll get hard, fast.

-- JimD (ji...), Today 3:25 PM. (JimD) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

it gets hard, fast.

-- jeffrey (jeffreyzo...), Today 3:44 PM. (johnson) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sorry the three albums I've enjoyed more than any others this year aren't obscure enough for gear. I'll try to forsake pleasure for cool from now on.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

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haha, dude, we just got over a hurricane. Shut the fuck up!

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I shove mine into one of those pen-shaped loops in my bag, or I used to, til I bought a little MP3 player that it now slots into.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), November 4th, 2005 10:47 AM. (later)

john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I BLOODY KNEW I"D END UP HERE ARGH.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

anybody who finds 9-11 "iffy" is crazier than R. Kelly.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), November 3rd, 2005. (miccio) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
plus it was full of black people wearing funny hats who made me feel vaguely uncomfortable

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), Yesterday 10:16 PM.

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 10 December 2005 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

and where the fuck are these mystery 36-inchers? EH??

-- u saved me (wt...), Today 5:08 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I love flange. Show me a flange, and I'll press it.

-- ratty (ra...), January 11th, 2006 12:43 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.spice.co.uk/images/linencarriers/BBD_frank.jpg

trappist monkey, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, yeah, I see that there's a strand of hair across it, but why is it pink above and brown below?

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2006 9:59 PM. (Austin, Still)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

No, that's not him, my angel is either nekkid or wearing briefs.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 January 2006 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm very excited about the possibility of children singing "she sends out an aroma of undefined lust."
-- stockholm cindy (winter version)

cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

(I'm assuming Chris did this on purpose, but this one is great):

Nick's ass is everything I dreamed it would be.

Manual scoring is the only way to go.

A photo of someone about to ingest something is not really an "action shot".

I am hoping to get to Chicago in the spring. Yes.

-- Casuistry (chri...), January 24th, 2006 10:33 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

is it really possible to quote rumpie out of context?

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

TATU charted. Damn.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 1:20 PM. (later) (link)

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I think it always looks better without the comma

-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 12:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Sometimes you need a break from the triple-penetration anal bukkake escapades.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), March 1st, 2006.

trappist monkey, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Did anyone see the L&O:SVU BF had a cameo on? It was gross, he gets pegged by a cattle prodesque electronic device wielded by Wonder Woman's daughter.

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), March 3rd, 2006 9:43 AM.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

hi, i'm a girl. it's creepy.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 8th, 2006 2:32 AM. (baby lenin pin) (link)

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm going to crockett the ironmonger at lunchtime to point gruffly at bits of metal

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 8th, 2006 6:12 AM. (grimlord) (later)

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
part of the joy of dom popping off is that i don't actually have to do anything but sit back and enjoy

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 12:32 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha OUT OF MY MIND, STERLING CLOVER

Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not a big tv man these days

-- 25 yr old undercover cop (miltonpinsk...), April 28th, 2006 11:42 AM.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), April 17th, 2006 8:37 AM.

gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I'd have thought suzy would be familiar w/ the two fingers but maybe not

-- RJG (RJ...), May 16th, 2006 4:18 PM. (RJG) (later)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

That works both in and out of context. RJG should have an excelsior thread all to himself this last couple of days.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

-- JW (jo...), Today 12:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

heavens!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

DING DING DING!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

oops.

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), August 1st, 2006 5:12 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Married women can yet their tits out too you know! Unless they are ultra orthodox Jews or something.

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Emma -- it's all very well you saying that, but it never happens when I ask, no matter how polite I am ;-)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

WAU!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I know, and I am sorry for posting that, but the fact that it reappeared on the New Answers page in this of all weeks was too good to overlook.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, I thought the little one was one of those toilet cleaner things that hangs over the rim. Your big turd is about half the width of your bath. Good effort!

-- JimD (ji...), October 22nd, 2004.

Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...
transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (twelve years ago) link

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...
"No, you can shove them up your arse."

this one really tickled.

-- CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:03 (9 hours ago)

Trayce, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

(ooh, that's very wide)

-- koogs,

onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

I chose Pornography.

Do we really need two weeks for this?

-- onimo, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (Yesterday)

Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

-- river wolf, Monday, May 14, 2007 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago)

HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

-- accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (3 minutes ago)

aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

ethan invented rap music

-- deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04

Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

He was constantly on the horse.

-- moley, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:22

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 18 May 2007 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

kids are stupid, what are you talking about

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mine're already dead. I just keep them pickled.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the other morning i awoke to a giant one here in brooklyn and it made me soooo happy

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06 (Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06) Bookmark Link

onimo, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Their meat is good but the sauce is meh.

-- patita, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

humansuit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

which might be this big blessing considering i kissed some guy last week and now have some strep throat ridiculousness and can't sit still!!!

-- Surmounter, Monday, August 27, 2007 5:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I am doing this for the first time starting October 1. Will probably be contributing to this thread...

-- jaymc, Monday, August 27, 2007 6:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

slow, laborious, and somewhat messy, but I get done what I need to get done.

-- accentmonkey

onimo, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

Not that I would expect to see a subpoena ever get issued, but having Prince testify to Congress would be amusing (in that all he'd do is take the Fifth).

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:32 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the whole fist is preferable

-- Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13

Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

toilet paper...you wipe your ass with it for crying out loud.

-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

Can I say, it is normal for him to gently bite my nose to wake me up in the morning. This level of ferocity is, however, unprecedented!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

haw

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

haha

deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

cant find original context of me saying you invented rap music

deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

Did they do it on the field?
-- Will M., neljapäev, 25. Oktoober 2007 20:17

t**t, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

do what ya can kid (with my dick)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

AIDS/Crack is pretty great

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM (Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 November 2007 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM) Bookmark Link

haha, just came to post this.

The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

haha right when i read that beanie sigel goes right into my ear, "eat dick like food"

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM (Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

-- ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

andi, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

With sexy results, surely.

The Reverend, Saturday, 17 November 2007 08:13 (eleven years ago) link

What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 5:26 PM

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

And have sex with them!

-- kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Bummer.

-- Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah i meant i'd mortgage my mum to keep ILX going, bless its soul

-- DG, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:14 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I'd pay.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:16 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

"She SCREAMED when I pulled it out. I made a swift exit."

Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking beat me to it

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that owl makes me kind of uncomfortable.

-- Surmounter, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:08 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i had one hanging in my living room until i was 12.

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:11 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of the holocaust, you can't move for kebab shops in krakow.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:36

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda prefer "ass sausages"

-- Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 9:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'll bet

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- electricsound, Thursday, November 29, 2007 6:18 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

haaaaaaaa

and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

wow!! that's so cute. peeing!! the old film sounds PERFECT for the experience.

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:54 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe it's just the Iowa winter cold, but I've been fantasizing about this box all day.

-- Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 3 January 2008 09:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

she was not a prostitute btw

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, January 3, 2008 8:15 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I'll go with Andy Dick.

-- CaptainLorax, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:52 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

It was revolting. It had me thinking and wondering if gay men ever eat their own cum and what this baboon was thinking.

-- Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

Don't make me reach for the folder entitled 'Fishpics'. Don't make me do it.

-- moley, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:42 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

Is there even a valid context for that baboon cum thing?

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

I'm torn betwixt ravers and furries, mself.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:57 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

you're thinking of "sideways" vaginas

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM) Bookmark Link

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oh no!

-- gabbneb, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

nice g-string, tombot

-- gershy, Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:06 (eleven years ago) link

surely virtual date thread has some gems

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

"I don't think"

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Someone tell me about Head. Any good or what?

-- NickB, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:33 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

ha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

...i like the person it's attached to...
-- Vic, Sunday, July 14, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

pipecock this is awesome

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha where is the Geir from?

The Reverend, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

a big hoos was not so big in 1987

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 7, 2008 3:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha where is the Geir from?

-- The Reverend, Thursday, February 7, 2008 7:11 PM (1 hour ago)

"Use other words please."

jim, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

if you want to call my barbed werebear-penis that, then sure! xpost

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, February 7, 2008 1:47 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Q: Where do I stick it????

-- libcrypt, Saturday, February 9, 2008 1:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Sunday, 10 February 2008 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

deej bendin' over, so deej gettin' fucked

-- The Reverend, Friday, January 18, 2008 8:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

I'm gonna go with "wacking off over the concept of a half-woman/half-skunk hybrid"

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

max, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

I'm loving the new Taint so far.

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, February 15, 2008 6:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

Christ, I just spilt fish juice all over the carpet.

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:32 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

Jizz straight up.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:08 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

pwned ;_;

Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I tried to dig mine out too. I wasn't shy with the sharp tweezers either but just couldn't get it. It did feel awesome when she finally got it out.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:41 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:49 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sorry I missed this thread. I was doing it the old fashioned way with my friends. :(

-- Eric H., Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:59 PM (2 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2008 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

whose pussyhole needs filling?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, February 25, 2008 1:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

ok i see tombot's thing now! lol

-- latebloomer, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:21 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

I hate the coloureds

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:35 (3 minutes ago)

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

lookin good, Hitler

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM (Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

hitler RIP

and what, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

Morbs: been around, doing "stuff." Might be hitting Shea once or twice this year (given I went to 0 games last year, which SUCKED) to give the old girl the finger.

-- David R., Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

i am sitting here giggling at that

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

y u hate fun hurting

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 04:38 (1 week ago) Link

Dr. Superman, Friday, 29 February 2008 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

Everything goes rock hard. It's so weird.

Also I think I'm growing.

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, February 29, 2008 11:20 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

Alex's love shocks me.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM) Bookmark Link

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It's a shocking world.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

Id really love just touching it and looking at it

-- Scik Mouthy

omar little, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

I'm supposed to like Pornography all the way through?

-- SecondBassman, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Friday, 7 March 2008 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Louis, if you were black and gay do you think your life would have taken a different route?
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:53 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

see also: THE UNIT
<3

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, March 13, 2008 10:34 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

I love my glow in the dark squidgee disk.

-- Ed, Friday, 14 March 2008 15:42 (3 minutes ago) Link

Mr. Que, Friday, 14 March 2008 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

i am no dj, but i own the rod 12inch.

-- scott seward, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:12 AM (Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:12 AM) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

spicy and tasty in flushing

-- mizzell, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 7:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

Got it.

Wow, that was enormous, wasn't it?

-- Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:42 (Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:42) Bookmark Link

onimo, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

you guys can get some and we can all meet up at the game.

-- felicity, Thursday, March 27, 2008 10:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Word. I'll see if the missus is interested.

-- B.L.A.M., Thursday, March 27, 2008 11:02 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

felicity, Friday, 28 March 2008 08:45 (eleven years ago) link

# Underworld (vocals, and also talk about Boner) [Started by Ronan (Ronan), last updated 36 minutes ago] 1 new answer

and what, Saturday, 29 March 2008 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

We watched a documentary on herpes that included extreme close-ups of herpes breakouts. It was beyond gross.

-- HI DERE, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:59 (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

"veal and ham pie...my favourite"

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:59 (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

Penis enlargement is a good proportion of what I'm seeing

-- Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

LETS GET READY FOR SOME INTENSE SERIOUS ASS FUCKING

-- ethan, Sunday, June 2, 2002 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

-- and what, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^verified hot so far

-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:15 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

this must be the type of world event you miss when you're an overpaid aspie IT monkey w/ small penis

-- Edward III, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i heard about this

-- tehresa, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:20 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

i love a hard caulk.

-- get bent, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:21 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

Classic when you're doing it, dud in the morning.

-- Roz, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 06:23 (eleven years ago) link

his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.

-- Z S, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:11 (5 days ago) Link

ledge, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh god, goodbye office productivity
i've just spent half of the afternoon, "cruising" the streets of Anchorage

-- baaderonixx, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:26 AM (5 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

fucking rules.

-- chaki, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

In retrospect, I can't believe it took me as long as it did to identify "balls."

-- jaymc, Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM (Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

loooooooool

banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

What is this "balls" he is talking about then?

Tuomas, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

Tuomas, every time you post "what does X mean by Y", God rips the wings off an angel and throws them into a chicken-processing plant in Petaluma. According to the statscock, 564 wings so far this month.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

And if you ask "what's a statscock," he'll throw the angels into a slaughterhouse in Kansas City.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

Totally concur with Homo.

-- Tricksey Spinster, Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:27 PM (31 minutes ago)

get bent, Monday, 14 April 2008 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

xxxp no you nong, you in your supposedly hot trousers

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:27 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

seems perfectly normal to me to want to stroke yung boyz like kittenz

-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

omar little, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

pop that pussy f'real

-- davie, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:18 (1 hour ago) Link

actually, started working on it again furiously these past few weeks

-- PappaWheelie V, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:47 (47 minutes ago)

am0n, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

I just kept talking while fumbling around in my pocket

-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

My neighbors hate me. But I don't care because it is giving me an orgasm.

-- Bimble, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

max the fourth-grader in me thinks that's really awesome.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, March 26, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

omg ew

phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

It is 2008 and it is time for hard men.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:04 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

Stab me now.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 4:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

fUCK i DONT EVEN HAVE GOO ON MY IPOD

-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:11 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:21 (eleven years ago) link

ha yesss

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 May 2008 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

lolol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

back in college they called me the pink ranger if u know what im sayin

-- and what, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.

-- remy bean, Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM (Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

dodd dated carrie fisher & said 'the jury's still out' on whether god exists

-- and what, Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM (Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

I prefer Fuckles the Clown and his dog Aborto.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 12:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

(sorry Ned. Couldn't resist)

Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 08:46 (eleven years ago) link

Shit is quietly thrilling, right?

-- Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:45

Frogman Henry, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

I'm screwed aren't I?

-- Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:53 (Yesterday) Link

yes

-- Jarlrmai, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:04 (Yesterday) Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 26 May 2008 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird.

-- The Reverend

omar little, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

if you enter inflation you can make it look like a butt

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:37 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

big HOOS permit to bj

-- max, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM (Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM) Bookmark Link

rev, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

my approach to attempted ILX cockslaps from now on will be to contemplate the insecurities of the would-be cockslapper with a warm glow upon my chest

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 10:45 (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

i am going to go touch it to make sure that i am not in the last hallucinatory death throes. will report back.

-- John Justen, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 3:07 AM (4 hours ago)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

wau this idiot nokia phone knows masturbation but not custard

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 6, 2008 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Friday, 6 June 2008 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

the hairballs depart the other end of the cat.

-- Jaq, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:14 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll look into it!

-- latebloomer, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:15 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

mom?

-- Kerm, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:47 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes come over here and lik my balls lil kermy

-- jhøshea, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

hi-ho, kermy the perverted little frog here

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

I found myself the other day missing my JERKER (OOP)

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Would be nice to see it in the water again, but I guess that won't happen. :/

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Hookers are like pineapple, is what I'm getting at.

-- kenan, Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM (Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

CMON FUCK A GUY

-- banriquit, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

en i see kay, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

was having trouble deciding whether I'd prefer jen to go ASAP or have dale, stu, bex and luke go one by one leaving jen. had decided jen ASAP and was hoping for her to be up against rex as it will be good for housemates to have see sylvia go over mohamed and now jen go over rex

-- conrad, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:51 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

I will be stuffing those machines for all they're worth.

-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

if my sandy vagina is clouding my vision then i must be mistaken.

-- cutty, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:31 PM (1 hour ago)

DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

at least that link has good photos of the Johnson Treatment.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

emptying an entire half-box into your mouf all at once, then trying not to pucker too violently?

-- kingfish, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:08 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

this sandwich right now is like josh hamilton last night

-- max, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:39 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

"fuck me anyone can"

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Thursday, 17 July 2008 07:29 (eleven years ago) link

Yup, that's my dad in a nutshell. "Wine, women, song, and UNIX CAN SUCK A BIG BAG O DIXORS!!!"
-- Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Monday, August 16, 2004 7:08 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

i'm on the fence when it comes to oscillating in the bedroom. i like it but sometimes you just need the thing right on you.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:56 (2 hours ago) Link

Bimble, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

This one time I was so drunk that I fluffed the preamble and blew the punchline

-- DJ Mencap, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:56 PM (41 seconds ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha Ned, go back to the original thread

HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

I already saw that! Great minds, etc.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

cheating slightly:

I'll watch Shatner try to pull one off.
Especially a gender switch.

-- Trip Maker, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

stevie, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

"man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets"

ha ha i love this

Ste, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

I'm the one massaging the shark with the small dowel

-- Stevie D, Friday, August 1, 2008 11:35 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

ned, i can't afford condoms right now.
-- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link

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so jerk off into a towel instead?
-- Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Thursday, 14 August 2008 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

That's out of context?

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

i think thats a zing

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

i'd recommend putting unlubricated condoms on the dog's feet (and tail, just to be safe), holding them in place with elastic bands.

-- remy bean

omar little, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

I was beside myself when Mozzer whipped it out in concert last year.

-- Johnny Fever, Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM (Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but does it count as "doing" it? ;)

― so glitchy (kenan), Monday, September 15, 2008 8:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a hat check clerk at an ice rink (n/a), Monday, 15 September 2008 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god yes, I know it, I've caught it by accident several times.

― the usual olfactory abuse (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 17:00 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

Lovenasium (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I mean Guy Garvey is NOT fucking Burt Bacharach!!

― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, October 9, 2008 10:10 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Dave from Norwich, Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

in the office, i'm not doing it in my pants.

except on fridays.

― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 02:02 (1 year ago)

Trayce, Monday, 13 October 2008 06:31 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure there is a limit on size. why you gotta try and break the law? also, excellent post by pappawheelie.

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 18 October 2008 05:42 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:53 (ten years ago) link

i just have a sleeve and use it in whatever

― the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Has nobody actually explained what "don't ask, don't tell" is?

― nabisco, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes, it has been covered.

― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's just like American QVC! (I have seen both!)

― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:29 (ten years ago) link

oh laurel that's a really great picture of you! also boobz pic is awesome.

― ian, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 5:07 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

StanM, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:21 (ten years ago) link

This very question was posed to the readers of Women's Health last month. Next time I make a trip to the bathroom I will do a little research and report back with results.

― z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:16 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:18 (ten years ago) link

So hard to POO.

― gnarly sceptre, Friday, July 4, 2008 2:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Monday, 10 November 2008 07:02 (ten years ago) link

this was a good revive too:

she fucked prodigy from mobb deep

― _, Friday, November 11, 2005 1:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:36 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

daniel craig did this too

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:51 (ten years ago) link

i thought the martian anus was pretty cool

― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 3:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:29 (ten years ago) link

where do i get some in oakland

― i hope you don't pray to jesus with that mouth (Rubyredd), Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 November 2008 14:44 (ten years ago) link

Where is "Christopher Walken"?

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 13, 2008 2:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

deadin' berries (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:18 (ten years ago) link

Being from an academic background, Ben hasn't quite figured out what he's supposed to do with it yet.

gabbneb, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:01 (ten years ago) link

Can I touch your...stuff?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (3 years ago)

don't touch my stuff!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (3 years ago)

east3500oakl✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 07:11 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Bitter? Me? Oh Nooooo! Not at all!!!

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, March 24, 2007 11:32 PM (1 year ago)

arular (unregistered), Monday, 22 December 2008 15:52 (ten years ago) link

haha I mean climax not movie

― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 6:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:27 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I could live w/ Dick in prison and Bush in glum disgrace.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:52 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:54 (ten years ago) link

Prison Rape

Sug's jest bang (velko), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:56 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i did whiney!!!!

― lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:31 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:17 (ten years ago) link

XD

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:23 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh come on give us a hard one

― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 6:43 PM (21 seconds ago)

WmC, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:44 (ten years ago) link

"Wes Anderson vibe" my ass

― Dr Morbius, Sunday, March 8, 2009 12:41 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:02 (ten years ago) link

haaah

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:18 (ten years ago) link

wes anderson, vibe my ass

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:22 (ten years ago) link

looooool A+++++++ n/a

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:23 (ten years ago) link

wes, anderson-vibe my ass.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:24 (ten years ago) link

Wes Anderson looks like Tilda Swinton.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:31 (ten years ago) link

lol i mean to get banned

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:51 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

(crackbone actually went next and just wrote 'RAPE', which was quite funny really)

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:57 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:56 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 4:01 AM (12 hours ago)

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:07 (ten years ago) link

lol

The Reverend, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:38 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

are you aimin it raggett

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, June 18, 2004

velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:16 (ten years ago) link

Oh, sorry, Abbott already covered the baby/penis thing

― nabisco, Monday, April 27, 2009 6:01 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:03 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i fuck w/ Dookie

― Briney Deep Coralgarden (some dude), Monday, May 11, 2009 7:43 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 23:56 (ten years ago) link

raggett smash

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, November 16, 2003 9:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

autobahn mi (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:18 (ten years ago) link

I like messes, if they're sincere.

― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, May 18, 2009 8:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

"some fucking dumb indie reason you refuse to admit" (Bimble), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:23 (ten years ago) link

҉ backwards is difficult

― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:13 (ten years ago) link

ugh didn't work

― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:14 (ten years ago) link

Actual LOLs at Max's mons.

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:23 (ten years ago) link

I knew that would happen as soon as I realized how wrong it sounded but damn son, you're quick.

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:25 (ten years ago) link

^_^

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:32 (ten years ago) link

still roffling at wes anderson vibe my ass

chickenella fitzgerald (braveclub), Thursday, 4 June 2009 18:03 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

butt remote is so good

― cutty, Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Fred Durst. Wat heb ik gewonnen? (Matt P), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:07 (ten years ago) link

it was only a matter of time before someone said 'no' to passive or otherwise mild facials...and how

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:53 (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:54 (ten years ago) link

nah, i think that pretty much reads exactly how he meant it.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:56 (ten years ago) link

lj is trying out a tobias funke steez iirc

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:57 (ten years ago) link

LOL - yes!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/tobias.jpg

ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:00 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I can't believe I almost let Roger Adultery ruin "wifey"

― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:57 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

splash the praying duck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2009 20:47 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i vote bush.

― scott seward, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:12 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(soz, couldn't resist)

Mark G, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:20 (ten years ago) link

wait she's a goat? baaaaaaaaad idea

― harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jesus mighty lord chewy (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:50 (ten years ago) link

Well, that's about how it went down in the thread, too.

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:38 (ten years ago) link

i like serious drugs

― Young Scott Young (sic), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:14 (3 minutes ago)

bau hau haus (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:17 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But let's be fair. Who DOESN'T hate Arabs nowadays?

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan)

iatee, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:13 (ten years ago) link

no i was gonna say this too but i thought it'd be best to keep gucci off my lips for like, an hour

― k3vin k., Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:46 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

::stuffs fist into mouth::

― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, November 13, 2009 10:14 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:15 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

i have the 12" of this & ive only pulled it out but it never works like i expect it to.

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only pulled it out a couple times

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (nine years ago) link

lollllll

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (nine years ago) link

the first would have been pretty funny on its own but the second is such a slam-dunk

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (nine years ago) link

i kinda read the second one as being muttered under his breath too

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (nine years ago) link

my buns are so firm, but the asshole is wide open

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, January 15, 2010 1:15 PM (29 minutes ago)

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah it feels sooooo long, but i still kind of dig it in chunks

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, January 29, 2010 11:32 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:33 (nine years ago) link

big shit poppin

i need to do this more often

― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

alf shumway (some dude), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:04 (nine years ago) link

you really gotta hear the slurping noises to get the full effect

― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:03 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

nice, ken. get another inch and we can share a malt.

― homosexual II, Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:55 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:41 (nine years ago) link

I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (nine years ago) link

its like some sort of poop olympics in here

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (nine years ago) link

not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat

― just1n3,

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (nine years ago) link

sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch

― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Gag me with a poon.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (nine years ago) link

friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)

― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (nine years ago) link

loooool

Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (nine years ago) link

What does IANAL mean?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (nine years ago) link

Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

touche

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i keep wanting to say vulvas!

― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (nine years ago) link

omg Kate's Dildo pic!

<3

― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What the hell is that pink thing?

― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM

Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (nine years ago) link

I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (nine years ago) link

LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.

xpost

― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (nine years ago) link

Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.

bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

may i come and 'tweak it'

― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)

the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (nine years ago) link

blows dong

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark

rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]

― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM

bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (nine years ago) link

I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.

― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he wdn't be alone. xp
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)

smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (eight years ago) link

ws mom tbh

― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark

pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (eight years ago) link

lololol

*gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (eight years ago) link

*tits

― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (eight years ago) link

Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (eight years ago) link

Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (eight years ago) link

just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man

― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:55 (Yesterday)

miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:32 (eight years ago) link

feel like some vietnamese takeaway then trayce

― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, February 14, 2011 9:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

estela, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 13:35 (eight years ago) link

I didn't get any at work today and was more than fine with that.

― beau jest faux-verdrive (San Te), Monday, February 14, 2011 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJP, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha

pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:23 (eight years ago) link

guys naughty bear is on clearance at my local target - do i do this to myself?

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:36 (eight years ago) link

A+ would lol again

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:38 (eight years ago) link

kinda hate myself when i think that i'm prolly as excited to see bieber go thru puberty than i would for any of my kids (if they existed)

― kelpolaris, Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:48 (eight years ago) link

That was kinda weird in context lol

hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:15 (eight years ago) link

nothing like some underwear shots to break in the new work phone

― goole, maandag 28 februari 2011 18:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 17:24 (eight years ago) link

"That mole looks familiar even here in Belgium"

dell (del), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok here's a good q

open mouth and tongue out or cupped hands?

Only one of these is right btw. Choose wisely.

― ENBB, Friday, March 18, 2011 3:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

I KNEW IT.

ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

this thread + you = it had to be

ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:15 (eight years ago) link

former, obv

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

that whole thread is giving me insane roffles

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:18 (eight years ago) link

nly ever done it cupped hands (main hand under the non-main hand)

― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my next-door neighbor had this technique where he would accept it in cupped hands, and then instead of bringing a hand up to his mouth he would, like, eat out of his hands like it was a makeshift trough. sort of weird...

― dell (del), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah the painful thing is that in many ways we went in too hastily and in many other ways we went in too slowly

and in some ways we went in juuuuuuuuuuust right (maybe)

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 2:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:21 (eight years ago) link

dark brown veiny mexican cock

― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:43 (eight years ago) link

Music is better than everything

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:07 AM (Yesterday)

I'd rather fuck, tbh.

― Call on me (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:01 AM (Yesterday)

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:23 (eight years ago) link

Your ARSE is mine. Gotta take you right!

― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 12:41 AM

scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:48 (eight years ago) link

Have to make sure to get that vegetable in there.

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:11 (eight years ago) link

Nas
started cumming inside Mase and like a chain reaction Mase came all over his
hand and the bed.

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:43 (eight years ago) link

fly me over and give me a couch and i'm yours
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, April 27, 2011

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:29 (eight years ago) link

male babies are the sexiest humans

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:48 (1 year ago)

y'allternative medicine (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Woah the Prids. They played in my friend's basement once.

― Trip Maker, Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congrats.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:53 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I really enjoyed doing John Sheridan at Oldham and Peter Beardsley at Hartlepool

― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:55 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:01 (eight years ago) link

the secret is to lock you cats in the basement.

― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, May 26, 2011 1:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Fun with Firefox

Been using FF4 at work, didn't seem to be horrible so now I've finally installed it at home if only for quicker startup. One thing I don't like though, is that pressing F6 doesn't take you directly to the address bar anymore (it takes you to the tab bar, from which you can tab to the address bar).

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've always been using Cmd/Ctrl+L for that

― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:52 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So do I, but sometimes I only have one hand to type with and there's no real way for me to finish this sentence in a way that's not perved.

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i checked for updates the other day and it recommended FF5 Beta. recommending a beta over the current stable version is a bit odd imo. (but given it's on my windows partition i won't ever use it!)

― koogs, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:55 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xp time to start using gestures. no, mouse gestures!

― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:44 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm making a gesture RIGHT NOW.

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:46 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:21 (eight years ago) link

its hard though becuase I like to diddle and write notes

― Latham Green, Friday, June 3, 2011 2:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:42 (eight years ago) link

Finally, a good reason to become ambidextrous!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 June 2011 23:06 (eight years ago) link

That word will always make me think of Bloom County, the suggestion of naming the band "Billy and the Diddlers."

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 June 2011 23:09 (eight years ago) link

Max has been de-nutted.

― buffandmaxsmom

buzza, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:04 (eight years ago) link

masterbating in front of a baby still works if done well

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:54

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:57 (eight years ago) link

lol knew that was gonna happen

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:58 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

he didn't really get it that hard, and i think he's perfectly capable of handling it.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 27 June 2011 13:13 (1 minute ago)

edit piaf (electricsound), Monday, 27 June 2011 03:16 (eight years ago) link

maybe it was his dick, hurting?

― remy bean, Thursday, July 7, 2011 12:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Thursday, 7 July 2011 18:00 (eight years ago) link

right now japan isn't dictating anything, they're just trying to stop wave after wave of american attacks. are they out of it because of the pressure or whatever

― Jibe, Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:58 (6 minutes ago)

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

i started viewing my body as an extended experiment in comedy a long time before coming across virgin eggs.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, July 18, 2011 10:21 AM

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:22 (eight years ago) link

"little attorney's room" is hilarious.

― estaria tan orgullosa si fuera homosexual (Jesse), Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

euphamism for balls iirc

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 19:48 (eight years ago) link

ball and ball, esq.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:04 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is way off topic. Sorry A. I will back away from your flaps!

― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:07 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

wowww that sexual campfire is hot as fuck

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 26, 2011 6:31 PM Bookmark

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:44 (eight years ago) link

[...] it was also a dude who always brought me a daily goldfish for my room in miami.

― that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 10:42 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:45 (eight years ago) link

You haven't lived til you've had Bolt Thrower sex.

― Nate Carson, Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ockfen aprilscherz (Ówen P.), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:18 (eight years ago) link

It's called a speculum. I threw away the one I got in my women's health class, otherwise I'd FedEx it to you.

― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, September 6, 2011

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:02 (eight years ago) link

OK, I wasn't sure if I felt like putting this here, but I will take my being quoted as a sign that I should.

DAN, ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS SHIT

― max, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 2:18 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:04 (eight years ago) link

that is hard-hitting journalism

mh, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:07 (eight years ago) link

hard-shitting journalism

swagliacci (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 00:38 (eight years ago) link

Slight bit of judiucious editing on this one admittedly...

Man, I feel like balls getting laid into like that represents some kind of grand paradigm shift

― *ter jacket (jaymc), Thursday, September 8, 2011 4:08 A

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:35 (eight years ago) link

i deliver hm a hand printed card that says 'very notably discharged'

― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:28 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:32 (eight years ago) link

goddam iphones

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:45 (eight years ago) link

I work for a company that's almost all men. There's one woman. It's a construction company. Sometimes when something like building a house comes up, all the guys end up doing it.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:06 (eight years ago) link

― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:04 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

mediocre? that's stanford!

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:18 (2 minutes ago)

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 October 2011 00:22 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i like the titchy dick vein theory personally

― some dude, Sunday, October 23, 2011 7:18 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Monday, 24 October 2011 06:14 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I played an unbelievable amount of asshole in high school

― max, Thursday, November 10, 2011 7:50 AM (Yesterday)

dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:24 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

oh i missed the period :/

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:16 PM (1 hour ago)

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:21 (seven years ago) link

ha

lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:25 (seven years ago) link

seriously picturing a scowling penis in a cowboy hat
― pfunkbo bryson (some dude)

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:30 (seven years ago) link

Please stare at my ass, lady. I insist.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:58 PM (1 hour ago)

emil.y, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:40 (seven years ago) link

Not only have I withstood two hours of dick-slapping to the face. Not only that I've paid him $22 to do it. But I'm on my THIRD go round with this one.

[...]

― The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, February 13, 2012 11:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:29 (seven years ago) link

really struggling with the idea of that one fitting into any context tbh

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:35 (seven years ago) link

I recently learned that in order to sex chicks you have to squeeze the chick until it poops and then examine the chute.

― flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:49 AM (Yesterday)

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 21:58 (seven years ago) link

ah, the mythical art of chick sexing.

kid steel (cajunsunday), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (seven years ago) link

i've heard they have chick sexing contests in japan

marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 27 February 2012 23:48 (seven years ago) link

Dying slowly is funny.

― jed_, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 1 March 2012 00:19 (seven years ago) link

Not a quote, but I love the fact that this appears at the top of my ILX screen: "gender has new answers"

simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:29 (seven years ago) link

fuck this, I take my epic fantasy wide.

― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:38 (seven years ago) link

doing drugs as a teenager was just about the only thing that ever spoke to me. that and kenan's posts on iltmi

― dude (del), Monday, September 20, 2010 2:08 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

haha i'm hearing "oh sexy garfield" in a long duk dong voice in my head now
― some dude, Wednesday, April 11, 2012

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:43 (seven years ago) link

Instinctively, I'm like "OTM" but weirdo-anal-me says "NONNONONO THAT'S NOT WHERE IT GOES"

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, April 13, 2012 1:11 PM

real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:23 (seven years ago) link

i hate you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:29 (seven years ago) link

:D

real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:30 (seven years ago) link

I MEAN IT

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:33 (seven years ago) link

hysterical

forks one of me is like...i don't think he really gets the thread though?

some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:38 (seven years ago) link

actually both of forks's recent ones of my posts, they don't really take on any new meaning out of context

some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:39 (seven years ago) link

is it from a thread abt mental illness

lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:45 (seven years ago) link

depends on whether you believe can personally kill 77 ppl for your wider political beliefs while being sane, i suppose

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:36 PM (Yesterday)

77 greater consciousness etc

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:15 (seven years ago) link

fuck braid

― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:28 (seven years ago) link

cursed the dyslexic blind man

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:33 (seven years ago) link

[...] it was packed for space so the tall fellas would just stand akimbo over the short fellas and have at, i was, thankfully, a taller fella.

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:15 (seven years ago) link

I love a fat cat, but there are some diminishing returns w/r/t the amount of butthole maintenance a very fat cat requires.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, April 23, 2012

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 20:01 (seven years ago) link

If it is tight, sometimes you can kind of gradually work your fingers in underneath from both sides until it releases. You don't want to bend it too much, and make sure your hands are clean.

― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:48 AM

i'm with the shavers. just a little bit at a time until it's perfect, you don't want to make make it too loose.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:30 PM

because yeah, the other option is kind of jiggling it out and there is too much that can go wrong that way.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:31 PM

scott seward, Sunday, 6 May 2012 17:02 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've been lucky enough to do it twice

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:20 AM

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:23 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, July 8, 2012

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (seven years ago) link

(✿o_O)

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (seven years ago) link

haha

chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"

― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (seven years ago) link

x-posts - ಠ_ಠ

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Drink 1/4 - 1/3 of the soda to make room for the nutz.

― Neil Jung (WmC), Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:46 (seven years ago) link

lol, I changed it from "deez nuts" at the last second.

Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:54 (seven years ago) link

haha fantastic

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:06 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

actually my whole point is i DONT want it to grow past a certain size

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago)

the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:38 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

with sincere apologies:

yay shakey!
your wife must be a week or so behind mine, we just found the sex

― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:01 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide
― goole, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:24 PM

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:30 (seven years ago) link

yeah thanks

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:59 (seven years ago) link

aw, it's out of context, no harm intended

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:01 (seven years ago) link

pumpernickel literally means "devil farts". now we know why.

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:00 AM (10 minutes ago)

Evan, Friday, 31 August 2012 05:13 (seven years ago) link

woah woah it was only two inches let's not go crazy with our adjectives here

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:55 (seven years ago) link

I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.

― nickn, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:05 (seven years ago) link

WHY on earth is it so LONG!!!!???!!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:20 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (seven years ago) link

al i kind of feel like you would like marry me; maybe that's crazy though

― horseshoe, Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:23 (seven years ago) link

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:31 (seven years ago) link

maybe we could get an ilx marriage to last

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:56 (seven years ago) link

oh burn

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:22 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, October 22, 2012

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:02 (six years ago) link

so innocent in context

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:04 (six years ago) link

context provides referent slockster

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:10 (six years ago) link

I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with Ben Franklin about the joys of screwing older ladies. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:18 (six years ago) link

haha

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:28 (six years ago) link

my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony

― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0

Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (six years ago) link

where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (six years ago) link

suck a wall of dicks

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (six years ago) link

ride the pony

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (six years ago) link

every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (six years ago) link

I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/

ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!

― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (six years ago) link

Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010

buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (six years ago) link

he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

fp'd your son

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (six years ago) link

I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.

― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (six years ago) link

apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.

― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (six years ago) link

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (six years ago) link

wrong thread...

OR IS IT?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:56 (six years ago) link

Well, it's not the "missing verses from Alanis' Ironic" thread anyway...

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:13 (six years ago) link

Ha you pegged me - I read a lot of p4k

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:01 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:45 (six years ago) link

by which I mean the closeted riverboat captain obviously...
except I'm not gay, haha!

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 6, 2013

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:59 (six years ago) link

Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:12 (six years ago) link

Im willing to bet that's in context tho

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:14 (six years ago) link

I instinctively touch wood about 5 times a day.

― lo! dating (dog latin)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:55 (six years ago) link

tee hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:56 (six years ago) link

thanks! that merkin sounds good.

― i see boy george has lost some weight (brownie), Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:11 (six years ago) link

of course this is stupidly insulting of songwriting and cookery

― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exactly, they're different disciplines.

― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:48 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:18 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Picasso represents the horrors of war well in Guernica; "I'm Comin' Up Your Ass" is a poor substitute.

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:35 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Thanks, get bent!!

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:07 AM

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:15 (six years ago) link

i'm kind of sold on the crack thing tbqh

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:57 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't even want to ask but why would they then stick a fake cock and balls onto the mannequin?

― you say potatooles (onimo), Wednesday, May 1, 2013 5:18 AM (5 hours ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:00 (six years ago) link

Aiiiieeee. I have to say, I'm having a lot more fun with the whacking than I was before it, but I think I might burn out at some point. Mordy, I'll save my next lot of eggs up for you.

― emil.y, Friday, May 10, 2013 9:47 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:47 (six years ago) link

So much potential in that thread. I would've chosen the "smelling a Willie" one myself.

emil.y, Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (six years ago) link

So I'm still whacking. Will the app have to update to go away.

Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:40 (six years ago) link

No visible erections, no humping of inanimate objects. Bah.

― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:17 (six years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:25 (six years ago) link

afternoon periods are tough, too. but you should enjoy this time of year!
― the late great, Thursday, May 16, 2013

apologies in advance

quoting 77 on ile, see you after the ban expires

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:46 (six years ago) link

i mean there's a documentary about the drummer from Hole so why not Death?

― unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:04 (7 minutes ago) Permalink

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:13 (six years ago) link

i think shakey is pretty fantastic up through the early 80s

― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:26 (six years ago) link

also I have to say I have a soft spot for balls

― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:33 PM (1 hour ago)

post-op1 (electricsound), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:38 (six years ago) link

:-D

w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:39 (six years ago) link

lol awesome truth bomb right here. DP is the best.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, June 10, 2013 1:12 AM (14 hours ago)

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:32 (six years ago) link

:-D

wince (imago), Monday, 10 June 2013 16:23 (six years ago) link

tits umbrella raises a good point

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, June 10, 2013 4:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this one is almost a good pun

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:44 (six years ago) link

^would eat some hamenuts

xp

― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:24 (six years ago) link

when i grow up i want macklemore to eat my asshole

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:59 PM Bookmark

(not that the context helps it any!!!)

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 01:08 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I know for a fact they haven't had it in the can for a while.

― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ralph Vogon Williams (NickB), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:39 (six years ago) link

Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.

― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, July 19, 2013 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:36 (six years ago) link

The moment I posted that, I knew ...

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:41 (six years ago) link

"Negitive Creep" is the only Nirvana song that IS A FADE OUT.
― Aja (aja), Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (six years ago) link

the whipped cream on the table is very ominous
― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (six years ago) link

That's Donna Michelle. She likes whipped cream.
― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:02 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (six years ago) link

Whipped Cream! Put it all over yo' boday!
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, November 7, 2005 3:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (six years ago) link

perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.
― teeny (teeny), Sunday, April 11, 2004 10:29 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (six years ago) link

I like it smoooooooth. Like butter, or Philadelphia-brand Whipped Cream Cheese.
― adam, Saturday, March 2, 2002 1:00 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (six years ago) link

Jello salad with grapes, mandarin orange slices, and whipped cream; fish sticks; glass of Ovaltine.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 9:33 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (six years ago) link

oh good, another thread you've ruined

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:37 (six years ago) link

as usual, smells like a boy's bedroom & provides lovely heady catharsis.
― ogmor, Monday, June 17, 2013 6:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

een, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:41 (six years ago) link

I fear you will be bummed.

― kraudive, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (six years ago) link

Ha

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (six years ago) link

My wife just got a 13", never actually saw an 11" until a week ago and I'm kind if shocked at how tiny it is compared to the bigger one. <…>

― joygoat, 2013年8月2日 星期五 下午3:19 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 August 2013 05:27 (six years ago) link

was just coming here to post that

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 August 2013 06:40 (six years ago) link

this already got called out in-thread but

i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

suggest bando (The Reverend), Friday, 2 August 2013 10:54 (six years ago) link

post a sentence ffs

― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:21 (six years ago) link

yeah i think aimless is otm.

― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with sexy results

― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:47 (six years ago) link

I remember waiting in line at an amusement park a couple of weeks ago and hearing Blurred Lines and thinking that no song could be more appropriate for waiting in line in hot weather surrounded by sweating pre-teens eating various junk foods.

― silverfish, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 8:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:49 (six years ago) link

SIX INCH?

I mean I can handle 3 but 6 is next level

― quincie, Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:32 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:34 (six years ago) link

o shit 77

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:35 (six years ago) link

that's really next level

forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (six years ago) link

mookiefail

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (six years ago) link

i subject myself to the mercy of the court

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:38 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Hi Dere!

http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2011/02/04/Ronald_Reagan_t607.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite era of country

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:59 (six years ago) link

OH LOUIS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

― ailsa, Saturday, October 19, 2013 8:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:17 (five years ago) link

:(

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:29 (five years ago) link

;-)

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (five years ago) link

walsh innit

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (five years ago) link

Nobody wins with meta.

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 15:48 (3 years ago)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (five years ago) link

ronan has a show?

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:26 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just starting

i didn't know one could be so smug so young it's sort of impressive

― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 October 2013 11:02 (five years ago) link

It's a huge call to drop either of them though and I don't think Moyes has the balls

― Number None, Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Saturday, 26 October 2013 21:53 (five years ago) link

This Pedroia fluff right now is making me gag.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:11 PM (2 minutes ago)

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 October 2013 02:14 (five years ago) link

"I would"

― Doran, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:09 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these guys seem pretty good

― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nebby yolo (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:24 (five years ago) link

oh dang i love those booties

― just1n3, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 10:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:26 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

My wife wants to know where you got it

― dan m, Friday, November 22, 2013 10:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:58 (five years ago) link

nakh to thread

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:06 (five years ago) link

i think i may have hit it four times? maybe a couple more that i've forgotten durnk.
― mookieproof, Sunday, 7 November 2010

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:11 (five years ago) link

Anyway, I vote Twat.

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, November 25, 2013 3:59 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Monday, 25 November 2013 22:42 (five years ago) link

xp I think I'll do that, drugs

― Rong Male (wins), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:27 (five years ago) link

(I wasn't sure if that was intentional, but I thought it was funny either way)

elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:28 (five years ago) link

What is this BJ?! It's terrible!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the late great, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:37 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

that is a big angry cock

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 5, 2014 1:32 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

StanM, Sunday, 5 January 2014 00:45 (five years ago) link

i would like blow a lot more if it had a harder climax

― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 6, 2014 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:11 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

gay had 41 tonight???

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 03:53 (five years ago) link

But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.

― Je55e, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:42 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have to think this was deliberately phrased to appear in this thread

j., Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:57 (five years ago) link

up at home, down at work

― sleeve, Friday, January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:26 (five years ago) link

[...] I want my BM to sound like machine gun fire in a blizzard, [...]

― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 3:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:24 (five years ago) link

(genuine lols here DJP)

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:26 (five years ago) link

(edited)

dunno what i tried first time round but this time it was "sex". didn't last a minute

― lex pretend, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (five years ago) link

(I'm assuming that everyone saw that, but passed over it because it was just too obvious? But anyway, for posterity's sake)

soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well, just a lot of women getting butchered all around. i'm not saying it's wrong, just weird and worth thinking about.

― contenderizer, Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:02 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

Mordy , Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:03 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I do not ever purposely lend impetus to my farts when I am in a public place. I do not go to great lengths to suppress them, either. I let nature take its course with minimal interference, but under the right circumstances I will make a bit of effort to mitigate them.

― Aimless, Monday, March 10, 2014 5:19 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:15 (five years ago) link

Falcons filled some serious holes yesterday.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:15 (five years ago) link

I'm into yurts

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 01:17 (five years ago) link

haha hey not fair

goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:43 (five years ago) link

meta-out-of-context

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:46 (five years ago) link

I was in a hospital recently and there was a sign that said "YURT THIS WAY" and if you looked down the hallway there was indeed a yurt

, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:47 (five years ago) link

i . . . yurt myself today

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:48 (five years ago) link

ooohoooooh looo-ove yuuuurts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 02:51 (five years ago) link

Here's the picture of the yurt sign at the hospital

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/pphotos/yurt.jpg

, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:16 (five years ago) link

otm

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:19 (five years ago) link

i don't understand that at all

goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:51 (five years ago) link

no exit, only yurt

j., Friday, 14 March 2014 03:59 (five years ago) link

lol all you

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:06 (five years ago) link

yurt place or mine

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:20 (five years ago) link

A circular tent of felt or skins on a collapsible framework, used by nomads in Mongolia, Siberia, and Turkey.

He was greeted by dune buggies, which then took him across a lunar landscape for five hours to a collection of yurts, or Mongolian tents.

I don't get it.

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:53 (five years ago) link

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i don't understand that at all

― goole, Friday, March 14, 2014 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

That was hanging in this hallway that led to a Yurt. I guess people must have always mistaken it for an exit and found themselves in a yurt instead

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:56 (five years ago) link

I just found an explanation online

Let us start on a tour of Shanghai Un1t3d F4m1ly H34lthcare Hospital (UFH). Upon arriving at the front gate, before you enter the hospital front door, on the left you will find the yurt. The yurt is a white, tent-like structure used for hospital-wide meetings, lectures, and special events. Originally, tribal Mongolians use the yurt as their houses. Why did Shanghai United Family hospital build a yurt? Well, this is actually tradition. When the first branch of UFH opened in Beijing, the founder had constructed the yurt. In which case, let us continue on the hospital tour.

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (five years ago) link

I g00gl3pr00f3d that because I didn't want people to google 龜 and find a yurt

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (five years ago) link

uighurs gonna uig

goole, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:29 (five years ago) link

lol

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 March 2014 21:27 (five years ago) link

FUCK THE SIGN, WHERE IS A PICTURE OF THE YURT?

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:18 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vsTRfeM.jpg

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:23 (five years ago) link

whoop whoop

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:26 (five years ago) link

That's the yurt!!

, Monday, 17 March 2014 02:28 (five years ago) link

shout out to yurts

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:30 (five years ago) link

through a yurt darkly

j., Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:44 (five years ago) link

the long and winding yurt

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:59 (five years ago) link

everybody yurts

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:20 (five years ago) link

Yurt not to talk like that

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:24 (five years ago) link

yurt cobain

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:35 (five years ago) link

smells like tent spirit

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:26 (five years ago) link

Shiver yurt timbers! It's not a tent.

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:08 (five years ago) link

what up to yurt mans and dem

sarahell, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:09 (five years ago) link

yurt cobain

― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 9:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Respect.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:12 (five years ago) link

all of a sudden you have a top predator in antarctica force feeding you penguins all day, it doesn’t get much better than that.”

― 龜, Monday, March 3, 2014 11:01 PM (3 weeks ago)

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Monday, 24 March 2014 20:01 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

DP has not aged well at all.
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, April 11, 2014

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:33 (five years ago) link

:|

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:38 (five years ago) link

love you dude

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:39 (five years ago) link

haha I realized what I had done minutes after and in the back of my mind thought it might end up here.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:43 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

guys I'm just talking about my own personal world of young people

― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 11:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:41 (five years ago) link

He maketh me to scoop his shitbox
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, May 9, 2014

sorry, had to.

two weeks pass...

love the stuff with him in her

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:09 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

English cunt read Guardian (imago), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:22 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

good ball there

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:21 PM (54 minutes ago)

a little sloppy...

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:25 PM (51 minutes ago)

..good ball there

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:34 PM (42 minutes ago)

a little sloppy

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:42 PM (34 minutes ago)

mm, a little sloppy

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:13 PM (3 minutes ago)

good ball there, mmhmm

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:15 PM (51 seconds ago)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:19 (five years ago) link

hahahahha

balls, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:21 (five years ago) link

Ilol

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:21 (five years ago) link

omg

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:54 (five years ago) link

ya he meant all that tbf

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 22:58 (five years ago) link

well fuckin cum my boots

― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 1, 2014 10:17 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:17 (five years ago) link

the news as it happens, right here

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:19 (five years ago) link

hahahahha

balls, Tuesday, July 1, 2014 5:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:34 (five years ago) link

i was going to keep going back and forth with it another 10 times or so but i got bored.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:02 (five years ago) link

dammit there goes the clean sheet for my german fantasy dudes

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, July 8, 2014 5:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guwop (crüt), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:53 (five years ago) link

lmao

een, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:57 (five years ago) link

looool

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:59 (five years ago) link

very lol

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 22:30 (five years ago) link

hahahahahaha

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 00:39 (five years ago) link

GOTT

, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 01:20 (five years ago) link

Ned is pretty great.

― Peter Scholtes, Saturday, July 12, 2014 7:32 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RIP

― Bee OK, Saturday, July 12, 2014 8:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg that cad one

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:13 (five years ago) link

Götze boner all over my feed atm

― 龜, Monday, July 14, 2014 10:04 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:25 (five years ago) link

Quote needs context

http://i.imgur.com/dN4OoD2.jpg

, Monday, 14 July 2014 17:29 (five years ago) link

tbf

blap setter (darraghmac), Monday, 14 July 2014 18:28 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how is that much different out of context

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:20 (five years ago) link

well it sounded like he ate his meals from a feed trough, a feed trough full of gotze boners.

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:39 (five years ago) link

Yeah I thought it was a hard case to make xp

, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:51 (five years ago) link

I think I was confused and thought gotze and goatse were spelled the same

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:57 (five years ago) link

and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:58 (five years ago) link

I've done the JO thing in the past but I have a beard and a shorter haircut now so I wouldn't be able to pull it off.

― 3kDk (dog latin), Friday, August 1, 2014 1:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:46 (five years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:54 (five years ago) link

i've only seen the various clips that went viral of the JO show, but it's looking good

― Nhex, Friday, August 1, 2014 1:36 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:37 (five years ago) link

a skinny wiener covered in Hunts is enough to fill anyone

― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (17 minutes ago)

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:02 (five years ago) link

well done

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:04 (five years ago) link

its not about fair representation its about getting yr story

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (five years ago) link

sometimes the post itself contains context. this thread is about removing context, so fair game imo

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:19 (five years ago) link

textcon

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:19 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pasta attachment on a kitchen machine is a great way to do it.

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, August 22, 2014 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Friday, 22 August 2014 15:42 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Penetration among white collar professionals + wealthy college kids + sophisticated urbanites still remains very high

― 龜, Tuesday, September 16, 2014 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:47 (five years ago) link

damn that sounds like sex

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:53 (five years ago) link

i think part of my problem was that its huge and also thin, so it just feels really odd to hold

― Ass Tchotchke! (jjjusten), Monday, September 29, 2014 1:21 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 September 2014 18:47 (five years ago) link

Hahahaa!

Eric H., Monday, 29 September 2014 19:18 (five years ago) link

apple thread should have lots of those

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:24 (five years ago) link

why do they make them so long? and don't tell me to use more holes, i'm out of holes.

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius),

the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:43 (five years ago) link

sorry

the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:44 (five years ago) link

that's what its for

zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:49 (five years ago) link

You definitely get it off if you work for the state and I'm pretty sure the Feds take it off, too.

― carl agatha, Friday, October 3, 2014 2:26 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 3 October 2014 19:28 (five years ago) link

the A2(M) is very real

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, October 3, 2014 11:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 22:13 (five years ago) link

lol

please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 22:16 (five years ago) link

:O

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 22:18 (five years ago) link

syphilis nose way harder on my stomach than the c section

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, October 9, 2014 12:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:38 (five years ago) link

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:33 (five years ago) link

otm

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:39 (five years ago) link

ok so oprah heads all good i guess
― the late great, Monday, October 13, 2014

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:07 (five years ago) link

has anything on the internet had the quality + consistency of clickhole so far?

― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

black anus

― example (crüt), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:28 (five years ago) link

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:14 (five years ago) link

such black
very anus

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:18 (five years ago) link

tbf I am cheating slightly because it was a hyperlink to a thread

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:13 (five years ago) link

Yr mom is usually good for one of everything. 3 guys, 3 moms, that's like $400 right there.

― hardcore dilettante, Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:35 AM (4 hours ago)

mit iodine (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:17 (five years ago) link

is it from her red period?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, October 17, 2014 3:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 02:08 (four years ago) link

sorry

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 02:09 (four years ago) link

the idea of "max" is so loaded but i don't think he's worth that money

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:43 (four years ago) link

"Listen, I'm against women being doxxed and threatened with rape, but that doesn't diminish my fictional concerns"

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that sounds immensely otm

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:50 (four years ago) link

actually, it's about context

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:51 (four years ago) link

hahaha

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:52 (four years ago) link

Can we have an ilx-wide moratorium on dudes

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 2, 2014 5:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

StanM, Sunday, 2 November 2014 18:08 (four years ago) link

pvmic

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:51 (four years ago) link

i have a hard time not saying anything when my friends call me "mama"

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow i totally blurted that out of nowhere after literally years of not saying anything but there it is

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (four years ago) link

(LL: little-known and longtime mute)

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (four years ago) link

(until someone says "mama")

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:56 (four years ago) link

The micropenis episode was the last one I watched.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, November 7, 2014 4:30 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:56 (four years ago) link

I'm ballstreaming right now feels good man

― 龜, Sunday, November 9, 2014 6:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 03:53 (four years ago) link

um, any chance anyone has an extra meat boy key?

― Mordy, Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:14 (four years ago) link

i gave a luke warm (i.e. awful) one once. i made sure she understood that's what it would be like, and she still wanted it, so *shrug*

― caek, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:35 (27 minutes ago)

milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:04 (four years ago) link

lollll

imago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:09 (four years ago) link

knowing the real context of caek's post, I must say this application of it was masterful

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:16 (four years ago) link

Sometimes I call myself 'BIG HOOS aka the sexdriver' in bed

― 龜, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:53 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:10 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't understand people.

― Tuomas, Monday, 8 December 2014 08:02 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 8 December 2014 08:37 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

That sounds a little like the guy who said "I'm not getting any younger and I don't see myself falling in love with you." We didn't live together so I couldn't throw it out the window but I sent it back in the mail.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2015 02:02 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:54 (four years ago) link

dear god.

anyways. should press print cartoons today, tomorrow or not, or have we covered this (and has ILX opinion changed since?) etc

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:45 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Losing patience with this imbecile. Other message boards are available.

― Re-Make/Re-Model, Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flag posted to expedite that process

― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

― out here like a flopson (tpp), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bife claro (wins), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:11 (four years ago) link

:)

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:14 (four years ago) link

oops

anal

― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:15 (four years ago) link

was gonna pvmic that

qualx, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:55 (four years ago) link

2D Armpit is deeply satisfying

― example (crüt), Friday, January 30, 2015 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:51 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

you did this on purpose, unregistered

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (four years ago) link

j'accuse

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (four years ago) link

just poking my head in this thread to say that I actually kinda like fucking bitches in the hood

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, March 6, 2015 11:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7gI1dwk.jpg

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:02 (four years ago) link

OH SHI-

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (four years ago) link

there is a glaring lack of the mystery crow on the wh4t.cd invite thread

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty sure wh4t.cd wasn't founded by Cypriot Turks

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (four years ago) link

but if you can provide evidence to the contrary, I might reconsider

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (four years ago) link

fyi my garga twitter account was suspended for 'aggressive following'. not sure what they meant by that because I only followed two (crow-related) accounts iirc

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:15 (four years ago) link

the imploring crow should attend all invite request threads

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:27 (four years ago) link

man, i just learned a lot about a lot of shit i knew nothing about by doing a search google for this image on the crow
not enough time on ilx i guess

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:13 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

oh god whyyyyyy the anus

― Nhex, Tuesday, May 12, 2015 3:04 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:20 (four years ago) link

I did shed a tear when they cut off Ned's boobs, it's true
― DJP, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:07

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:36 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Bravo sir the second thumb was unexpected and delightful

― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 1:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:33 (four years ago) link

hiyooo

designated hitler (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:34 (four years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 June 2015 19:13 (four years ago) link

lol ok that's pretty good

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:16 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Staying at my mother's for a few days, commenting on a summer hat that got left in the rain "at least it got washed." "I already did wash it"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:52 (four years ago) link

xp fair enough bb

― irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 7:30 AM (3 hours ago)

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:40 (four years ago) link

it's open for 10 days so i still can squeeze a few more of these out first.

― Bee OK, Thursday, July 16, 2015 2:44 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two weeks pass...

yr nuts frozen is an epidemic

― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 14:08 (1 hour ago) Permalink

pandemic, Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:24 (four years ago) link

Really digging this Sam Smith [...]

― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, August 9, 2015 3:58 PM (5 hours ago)

usic ally (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:23 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

I think Americans tend to say they play "free improv" -

It goes: meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

― sarahel, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

westminster cerdo ring (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:31 (four years ago) link

i have the same fantasy, cept it's Shirley Chisholm, Eleanor Roosevelt and Barbara Jordan
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, September 29, 2015 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:27 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"Gooood. I can feel your anus."
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 3:17 PM

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 15:20 (three years ago) link

my brother-in-law saw the jugs and said to me later "they gotta put that shit away when they have guests over, shit's digusting"

― marcos, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:54 (26 minutes ago) Permalink

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:23 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

And Satan make me want to actually decapitate cattle.

― Doran, Sunday, November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 16:35 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

so good whiney, wish it went on longer
― flopson, Thursday, September 17, 2015

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2016 16:27 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

yeah even though drake's voice could be characterized as wispy, the super-structured guitar work kinda works in contrast to that, which I think a lot of his followers miss.

― tylerw, Wednesday, January 20, 2016 1:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:27 (three years ago) link

Oh for FUCKS sake. This is why the EU was worth burning down

― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, January 17, 2016 2:45 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:27 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

looking like bernie's gonna lose mass by about 2%

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 04:37 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

loving your gym, balls. that is amazing.

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 11 April 2016 01:40 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

HE'S TRYING TO BEAT THE ASSHOLE

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just her neck. thankig u in advance (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 12:27 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Sex with me" deserves more acclaim& attention

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, May 12, 2016 8:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a goon shaped tool (some dude), Friday, 13 May 2016 01:00 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh nice work - i couldn't find a large-size version sans nipples.

― bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Monday, May 30, 2016 2:48 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:14 (three years ago) link

ok deep throat
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, June 3, 2016 9:01 AM

i show you how to do this son
― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Friday, June 3, 2016

ulysses, Friday, 3 June 2016 16:29 (three years ago) link

hahahahaha

it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:18 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

I guess elf-disgust is their big theme...

― soref, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 2:08 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:49 (three years ago) link

FWIW Christ seemed like an alright guy, but milquetoast and ultimately not cut out for government.

― akm, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 3:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:19 (three years ago) link

he looks like he cops a feel after a sip of Icehouse.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:26 PM

I'm gonna change this and watch porn

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:27 PM

guys, he's cutting off his g's, it's serious.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:31 PM

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2016 02:33 (three years ago) link

No idea what that would refer to in porn, but lol

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 28 July 2016 03:10 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

now and then i use middle fingers

― mark s, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 16:36 (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 17:16 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fuck my Fins.

― Neanderthal, Sunday, September 18, 2016 1:46 PM (eight hours ago

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:02 (three years ago) link

hahaha

Neanderthal, Monday, 19 September 2016 03:43 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

C H U N K Y is my shit

― J0rdan S., Sunday, October 16, 2016 6:32 PM (forty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:33 (three years ago) link

the most obscure walt whitman poem

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:29 (three years ago) link

hearing this to the tune of the first song off of Love Hate

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (three years ago) link

i mean there are a fuckload of similar products available mostly made by experienced food companies, but only one of them has super creepy marketing and frequent contamination issues

― lag∞n, Monday, October 17, 2016 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will def try those shakes ^

― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Monday, October 17, 2016 1:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

¶ (DJP), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:27 (three years ago) link

Sopan Deb ‏@SopanDeb 1h1 hour ago
It's been 86 days since Trump last held a presser. He took Qs from limited group 47 days ago. Clinton has taken Qs 11 times in last 2 months

^^^surprised this doesn't get brought up more often. trump has been hiding from the press for three months

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

take it to the gay thread, boys

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

¶ (DJP), Friday, 21 October 2016 17:18 (two years ago) link

will still do Talking Heads in Feb of 2017...

― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:44 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 07:17 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Still voted for the Holocaust.

― Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 18:10 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Sunday, 4 December 2016 10:12 (two years ago) link

I thought you would be more a Goatpenis guy

― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 5 December 2016 21:58 (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:12 (two years ago) link

Treesh providing genuine lols right there as always

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 5 December 2016 23:00 (two years ago) link

Xpost ) yes that was one of the few shits where I went "aaah". Not enough of them, imho. My eyes are fine.

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 05:56 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Herpes Bizarre (stevie), Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:36 (two years ago) link

feels like this must be some of the best raw bm ever

― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, December 12, 2016 6:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 04:38 (two years ago) link

meddle used to be my favorite fall album

― surm

sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:16 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I like "hate crime against children"

― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:14 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:25 (two years ago) link

not so surprising from ein Sexmonster

rob, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:26 (two years ago) link

magic is pretty sweet, i just got my 2 miracle slots, healing/evacuating all day long

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, February 8, 2017

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 15:54 (two years ago) link

Hiyoooo

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:05 (two years ago) link

lol good one

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:29 (two years ago) link

Ha I posted that to the wrong thread tbh

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:30 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my threshold of nuts is pretty high these days

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 25, 2017 10:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:39 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Please tell me thats the proctology department.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, March 17, 2017 11:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:39 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

lol it's true my only preferred champ is Messy D xp

― Clay, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:43 PM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:44 (two years ago) link

feel like we're about to get a shitload more of these in the pipeline

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:51 (two years ago) link

i always wear pants and it's covered up, but the inside of my pants knows what's up.

― nomar, Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:51 (two years ago) link

sounds like a DJ Quik couplet

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2017 04:21 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people

― ciderpress, Saturday, August 5, 2017 12:49 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (two years ago) link

Photobuckets, same

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (two years ago) link

I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.

― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (two years ago) link

Vagina is a non effort.

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (two years ago) link

Left myself wide open tbf

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (two years ago) link

If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.

...
― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (two years ago) link

the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (two years ago) link

lol i cant even remember the context

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (two years ago) link

good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink

sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still like the My Dick album

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (two years ago) link

Space porn requires patience.

― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (two years ago) link

*Axl Rose whistle*

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (two years ago) link

Squash my ass.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (two years ago) link

aww, lookit that li'l scamp

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.

― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (one year ago) link

such an impressive asshole ;_;

― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Whitney do you know any schooltechers

― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (one year ago) link

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (one year ago) link

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

*high*

― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (one year ago) link

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (one year ago) link

O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (one year ago) link

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (one year ago) link

out of context and out of decade too

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (one year ago) link

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (one year ago) link

i feel v attacked lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (one year ago) link

😌

scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (one year ago) link

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (one year ago) link

Take that to the male fashion thread.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (one year ago) link

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (one year ago) link

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (one year ago) link

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (one year ago) link

:D :/ :D

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (one year ago) link

;_;

( ;-) )

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (one year ago) link

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (one year ago) link

Lol

albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (one year ago) link

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (one year ago) link

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (one year ago) link

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (eleven months ago) link

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (seven months ago) link

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (seven months ago) link

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (seven months ago) link

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (seven months ago) link

xpost pvmic

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (seven months ago) link

I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

I got no hits with "piss"

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try "urine" for a surprise hit

― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two weeks pass...

It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (five months ago) link

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (five months ago) link

three months pass...

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (one month ago) link

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (one month ago) link


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