Which way does the cookie crumble here other ILE-ers.
― Pete, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ronan, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― cabbage, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Five years ago Baker wrote all the things that Maconie now does.
Danny Baker on the TV (particularly when he's scripting lame gags for Angus 'autocue' Deayton) = ultra-dud.
I found my 'Danny Baker is a twat' Viz T-Shirt only the other day...
― Andrew L, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― gareth, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
His smug appearances on TFI Friday were none more dud though.
But his radio shows had me in stitches, particularly when accompanied by Mr Kelly, who I am sure is odious at other times but they did seem to work well together.
Baker multiple ditto, wiv complications.
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Can we blame Baker for The Premiereship? There is probably an argument out there....
So are you cabbage. Indie made itself the mainstream but pretends to itself it has holy inoculation against Britney-cooties.
eh? explain please so I can think of a witty come-back
Great on 606 though as mentioned esp with DKelly. Even greater on Radio 1 Saturday/Sunday morning show scaring all those who had previously tuned in to DLT in same slot. Played what ever records took his fancy which meant interesting sounds and future battles with playlist mafia. Great phone calls, building bodies from peoples names, small children riding in to piles of tincans on trikes and people blowing things up.
He went to Virgin after Radio 1 but then was sacked from there and no longer on national radio. We need him back in the same way we need Mark and Lard back doing an intelligent evening show.
― MarkS, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Cabbage is responsible for the Premiership because the Premiership was a failed plan to secure Liverpool's position at the top of English football forever. And Cabbage IS Liverpool.
― Tim, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
This is true, It seems that I am a member of a secret Premiership cabal, so secret that even I don't know about it. I don't mind being blamed for that but I won't accept responsibility for the prawn sandwich eaters, no way. I can proudly say that I have never been in a corporate hospitality box.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jel, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― DG, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tom, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― carsmilesteve, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Bob was instantly in hideous pain, wailing indeed, and the match was abandoned due to this Baker caused toe injury. A quick trip off to hospital later on tour revealed that said to was not just broken but had become cancerous. Within the year Marley was up there with his namesake Jacob.
Whilst the causal connection between a bad tackle and cancer is highly unlikely and certainly won't stand up in a court of law, Baker blames himself to this day for cutting Bob's career short - and at the same time halving the birth rate in Jamaica.
― Pete, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Pete, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Baker and Kelly will be teaming up again on Radio 5 in the new year (from 11 to 12:30).
― Alex Gollner, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link
but i'm sure he's good on BBC London so remarkably the classics just about have it. i'm generally impressed/envious of his career/fingers in pies ala Keith Allen.
― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link
In fact he was totally non-rockist at the NME, he was a soulboy and was into pop music, Michael Jackson, Earth Wind and Fire etc
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link
Starting the Sniffin' Glue fanzine with Mark Perry: classic
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Andrew J L, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― darren (darren), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 06:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Mind you, listening to a rubbish morning show will probably drive me out of bed, which would be a good thing.
― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link
I must admit Vicky is probably right. I thought having a morning show I really liked would help me get up int he morning, but actually i usuall listen until 9 and am then late for work*. Any news on if he is moving anywhere. Getting a nice Sunday morning show???
*Not that in the scheme of things this really matter.s
― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh, when he was on the NME, his first (I think) singles review column was all raving about disco 12" singles. Most of which had terrible titles like "I'll never forget my favourite disco" but as I've never heared the tracks, I'll refrain.
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link
He'd write stuff like "It sounds like Highway Star, and I've always hated Highway Star" which was a LIE! which he admitted later. It was more pretence than the CLASH!!! (I mean this, btw). Also, when "So it goes" had a retrospective, a lot of the lost vids were supplied by DB. Hang on, who had a video recorder in 1976-1977? Very rich people, that's who.
Despite all that, I vote Classic.
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 09:38 (eighteen years ago) link
It would be nice if they could do the obvious thing and put him back together with Danny Kelly again. It seems silly to have them doing different shows on the same station.
Giving Jon Gaunt the breakfast slot would probably be the worst thing ever, but I doubt I'll be listening to it anyway.
― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 12:18 (eighteen years ago) link
PLEASE tell me that's not happening.
― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 12:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Sad to see him go (though, in recent weeks, I've been craving sleep so much I've been hitting the snooze button more often than not).
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 12:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 05:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Radio 4 is an option I suppose. Today tends to make me angrier than I want to be at that time of the morning though. Is there a channel that just does the shipping forecast all the time?
― robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Resonance should do a breakfast show. They've got a clear field. Hello chaps! I'm available at a competitive rate!
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost haha I think I would listen to Les Dawson in the morning. Lugubrious.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
Danny Baker has announced he has cancer. Awful news. From his Fbook...
Hello cats and kittens,
Apologies for the cloak and d. over recent weeks. However as it appears this is going to continue for the forseeable I really ought to offer up some sort of breadcrumbs trail as to what's going on. (As you know I am queasy about introducing vulgar real life onto the vaudeville stage so let's keep this crisp.)
After a pretty mouldy diagnosis about a month back I finally begin chemotherapy on Monday with further radiotherapy from January. Yes radiotherapy; can you beat it? This being so, the old treehouse baggy pants will be donned but sparingly. Once the quacks have soundly thrashed this thing I shall return like a rare gas and as if out of a trap. In the meantime I am watching Tommy Steele box sets (and has there ever been a more lying title to a film than TS's "It's All Happening"?) and urge you all to keep yakking up a storm and laugh extra loud at the incumbents.
Thank you for all the best wishes and concern from those who suspected as much about my "condition" and by all means keep ringing up Baylen and Amy to demand more and more Atomic Rooster and Spooky Tooth records.
So. Manly handshake. Walk right on. In the words of King George, "What what and there it is..."
DB
― Venga, Monday, 1 November 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Had kinda guessed what was wrong with him when he said something on his show last week about having to take time off at short notice over the coming months.
His current Radio 5 Saturday morning show is definitely a favourite. Alan Davies covering for him this week was unbearably awkward.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 1 November 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
the b&w tv show he made in the early 80s about heavy metal and air guitarers was brilliant. plus i've only ever read good things about him by the people who knew him so he gets a lifetime good guy pass from me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3wI-AjvwPU
― NI, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
his last show for a while... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00c25ws/Danny_Baker_with_the_original_Candyman_for_one_night_only/
― Calumny (stevie), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i think this dude is so awesome, btw.
― Calumny (stevie), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Via Twitter:
The call I have been waiting for just happened. Turns out I won. I'm all clear. I'm well again.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link
Y*A*Y!!!!!
― You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
Aw, I can't say I'm a fan, but right now this is just the best news ever! Thanks for flagging it up, Ned.
― NickB, Monday, 13 June 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
Yer welcome!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 June 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
Okay someone tell me why the UK Twitter crowd is going on about him right now. All I can gather is that he's been sacked but has two hours to himself to rip into the BBC right this second...?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
A week before he's entered into the Radio Hall Of Fame, he's discovered that his daily show on BBC London is to be axed.
I think he's a treasure, and while I don't often get a chance to hear his show, he is a great radio personality. His breakfast show on BBC London was a wonderful way to wake up, and is much missed.
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QolgU8thhJ0
daaaaannnnnyyyyyyy baaaaaakkkkkeeeeerrrrrrrr
― Crackle Box, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
I understand he is tearing BBC London a new one live on the air, although I haven't actually heard it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
BBC London's not on iplayer, is it? Or is it?
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
here?
― woof, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
aha! cheers!
there's always this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18493582
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
wow cool, a guy bigging himself up while slating the bbc, awesome. there's just not enough criticism of the bbc lately.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
even moyles left with less self-congratulation than this
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
hmm. kinda think that's an insight-light take on the situation myself.
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
why, because you happen to be a fan of his? he just said how much he earns and described himself as the best broadcaster in britain. do you have the bbc budget to hand?
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
note the bbc did him the honour of quoting his side of the story in their news report.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
placed prominently on their front page
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
do you still work for the bbc, lg?
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
not anymore.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
well, that's reporting 101, isn't it?
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
i just think it's one word against another, they won't even comment on him saying it's about money. i'm not claiming the beeb is run in some perfect way, but this sort of pile-on is just pretty unfair. and it's a bit unfair of him too, he's been given a good career by the beeb and it's not as if he'll be destitute and jobless now.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
I hate unfair Beeb-drubbing as much as the next guy (who isn't owned by Murdoch) but I'm really quite disappointed by this news, as I think Danny's a great broadcaster, and I'd much rather the corporation spent their money on him than spunking it on another stupid and expensive brand ident ad campaign. I mean, there's nuances here beyond Baker being an anti-BBC egotist really, aren't there?
― Manchild in Beantown (stevie), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
yes, definitely. i can understand laying into the bbc, i mean, self-flagellation is so inherent to being part of it (or having once worked there) like, half the time you feel you are working against the bbc not for it.
all of that said, when someone so public comes out and slates it, using the language he has used, it is instantly interpreted in that "oh bloody bbc bosses" way that kind of fuels the same distaste for the entire organisation.
i don't know why i'm defending them, i will never, ever, not hold bitterness about the way i had to leave one job in bbc. NEVER! it's a calm bitterness now but it's still there.
that said I'm not announcing this to thousands of people.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
Erm, you might be...
― Matt DC, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
I am probably overestimating the readership of this thread.
it's nowhere near the same. and i'm not going into detail nor am i calling them "weasels" etc etc etc.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-05-21/richard-branson-im-giving-danny-baker-my-record-collection
― MaresNest, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
30,000 unsold Hatfield and the north albums arriving at the prodnose door...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
oh i assumed this was the thread where i called him a pompous unfunny sack of shit
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6D9o_TXsAAP1xc.jpg:large
wouldn't expect any better from a Millwall fan, but surprising that this smug, self-satisfied prick has decided to jump on his own grenade in such a fashion.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
holy fuck
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link
he quickly deleted it and said he didn't see the racist connotations because his mind "isn't diseased".
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
Yeah I’m interpreting it as him being gobsmackingly ignorant or blind towards racism rather than it being intended as a racist insult but even so it’s a fucking shocker of a tweet
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link
fired by fivelive
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link
whoops
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 09:46 (four years ago) link
it was an awful, awful, awful show and I will not miss it one iota.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 09:57 (four years ago) link
Some good news at last.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2019 09:57 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link
Will stick my head up here and say I really liked his show and that he tweeted the same photo at the last few royal births, dunno if you all want to flag me or tell me to fuck off or something?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:03 (four years ago) link
If that’s true then that’s a bit different but it’s still incredibly stupid!
― gyac, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:09 (four years ago) link
yes i think his emerging line is "i don't really pay any attention to the royals, it's all just a distant circus to me" -- but "i fucked up bcz i wasn't even slightly paying attention" isn't much of a defence for a very highly paid media professional really
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:11 (four years ago) link
that's one of the dangers of being a real-life Colin Hunt with an army of admirers who never tell you to stfu!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:17 (four years ago) link
His "deleting my tweet" was conciliatory and apologetic.
Compare it to his post sacking tweets, hmmmmmmm
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link
Charlton forum thread on this already has 142 comments. Dare I
― imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/men/2017/05/16/TELEMMGLPICT000003385634_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqZgEkZX3M936N5BQK4Va8RWtT0gK_6EfZT336f62EI5U.jpeg?imwidth=480
london FAP?
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link
god that show made Five Live unlistenable on a Saturday morning, please replace with po-faced journos going on and on about sport. not joking.
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:03 (four years ago) link
man gazza really fell in with a bad crowd in the 90s
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link
his general persona/personality has been even more unpleasant than usual for a long time. this sort of macho, ranting idiocy:
He later attacked the BBC for its handling of the decision, describing the call from 5 Live firing him as “a masterclass of pompous faux-gravity”.
He added on Twitter: “They took a tone that said I actually meant that ridiculous tweet and the BBC must uphold blah blah blah. Literally threw me under the bus. Could hear the suits knees knocking.”
obviously there were his (unintentionally) amusing tweets when england lost to iceland in the euros also - he comes across like a football alex jones.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:13 (four years ago) link
i don't know the business but maybe sometimes the suits are just looking for the first good excuse that comes along
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:18 (four years ago) link
don't mention the VAR
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:22 (four years ago) link
yeah i think if they weren't facing the pensioner license fee black hole in their funding in the coming years it might have been a different outcome. he's become another victim of austerity :p
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link
they're scared! he's getting too close to the truth!
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
i meant because he's a boring pain in the arse tbh
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:25 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/tbQxTqQKQE— Steve J (@Jarvinhio) May 8, 2019
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link
football alex jones
this is deeply otm
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link
Heh.
I quite like his radio show but there's a wilful ignorance involved on my part because, particularly on Twitter, he's been building to something like this for ages.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link
if I was at all invested in affirming Danny Baker's racism I would probably compile all the times he claimed to have killed Bob Marley
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
yeah I remember that, joking about causing cancer in Bob Marley after a football tackle or something.. what a bizarre dickhead.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link
As an aside, I can’t stand the typo/misspelling that gives us GAFFS instead of GAFFES.
― suzy, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link
that gaff in full
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fmp%2Fu12MgoKKPPax.jpg&f=1
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Will stick my head up here and say I really liked his show and that he tweeted the same photo at the last few royal births, dunno if you all want to flag me or tell me to fuck off or something
Did he tho? His line seems to be "he would have", not "he did" amd no one seems to have dug out these alleged tweets.
― Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link
He definitely didn't for the three Will'n'Kate births.
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link
Charlton forum largely in accord with ILX here tbh, general line is that he wasn't being consciously racist but pretty thick. BBC decision generally regarded as a ridiculous kneejerk and I'd be inclined to agree on principle tbh - if there's no malicious intent, as seems pretty obvious, why sack him? Not that I'm shedding too many tears
― imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
what's the mumsnet consensus
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
Here we go.Opened door, grinning Mail hack."Do you think black people look like monkeys?"Any other time you'd knock someone right on their arse for saying that.No mate. Gag pic. Posh baby chimp. Alerted to circs. Appalled. Deleted. Apologised. He asks again! #MailonRacism— Danny Baker (@prodnose) May 9, 2019
ironic that people are now knocking on his door asking for his views on non-whites
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:16 (four years ago) link
xps can't find them, and quite likely imagined because loads of old people / chimps tea party etc. photos, it's one of his twitter things
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
though I'm guessing not any more
vg nick b!
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link
lol! it whooshed me first time!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link
Ha ha, top notch.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
took me an embarrassingly long time to click but yes vg a+ would lol again
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
idgi
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeO0AhKPW5Y
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link
Extremely unconvincing performance as a 'genuine member of the public' by the actress in that.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link
thanks!
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:55 (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wow shes only just given birth
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link
meanwhile everyone plz to buy my book abt how great the rock press was back when ppl writing for it included *checks notes* ugh never mind
(i guess i dodged a bullet back when he was too important to reply to my emails lol)
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link
That was a v good joke Nick B, better than the "PG gone mad" I'm seeing everywhere.
James O'Brien interviewed DB, he does not sound like he's taking it very well - https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/danny-bakers-first-interview-since-being-sacked-by/
Also realised that his tweets seem to only go back to February for some reason?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
what's really getting me about this is the brazen hypocrisy of the bbc, who promote racists and far-right ideologues at any given opportunity
― imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link
this was good too
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
i agree the BBC should not promote racists and far-right ideologues maybe they should sack Danny Baker
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
If this means Farage isn't going to be invited onto everything then... yeah, not going to happen is it?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
sugar getting some blowback from this too
― mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link
Brendan O'Neil might be having one of them days where he worries he might be playing himself or maybe even experiencing a very lucid dream.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link
Good morning, everyone.Following one of the worst days of my life I just want to formally apologise for the outrage I caused and explain how I got myself into this mess.I chose the wrong photo to illustrate a joke. Disastrously so.— Danny Baker (@prodnose) May 10, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 May 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link
It's a good and honest apology
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 May 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
Remind me where the joke was.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Friday, 10 May 2019 12:26 (four years ago) link
at least now he's got the honest apology out of his system i guess this will be the last we will hear of this matter from him.
― calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link
sincerely like it that a tweet thread with various swears and typos can now be considered a 'formal apology' and also be reported as such by newspapers
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 May 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
... so what was the correct photo? If that's hilarious, then maybe all is forgiven?
― StanM, Friday, 10 May 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link
honestly struggle with believing he's somehow missed out on the "black people are monkeys" racist trope in his 6 decades of living in britain or not put two and two together when posting that picture. like we're talking next level being a thick cunt if that's to be believed
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 10 May 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
I think the excuse is he didn’t know the baby was mixed race when he posted the pic
― milkshake chuk (wins), Friday, 10 May 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
am inclined to believe him tbh, but this is definitely an exception to the 'if it smells like a racist' rule
― imago, Friday, 10 May 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
In that case he has outed himself as a dimwit of staggering proportions.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Friday, 10 May 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
seems entirely likely that as both he and Camaraderie have stated, he frequently posts pictures of chimps in clothes to represent posh fuckwits, and didn't think "hmm do other people use chimps in clothes to represent other minorities?" in this one instance
good to know that the human resources manager for a medium wave sports radio station is the exact same person as the tory who heads the news division or whoever books question time, admirable sharing of resources
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 10 May 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
A colleague, who I would not describe as stupid, did not get how the joke was racist, turns out he didn't know Megan was mixed race.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 May 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
ugh, i am kind of on the "PC Gone Mad!" side for this one
kind of like the ilhan omar thing. clodheaded but whatever. apologies should mean something. people shouldn't be afraid to say the wrong thing, reflect, and recalibrate, which DB seems to have done
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 10 May 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
I'd watched a storyline on a tv show v similar to this (woman calling toddler a 'cheeky little monkey', gets called racist) and still didn't clock this when I saw the pic. Just thought it was a daft royal family joek. I didn't realise MM was mixed race for ages either, and then didn't realise how many people actually cared about that, so perhaps my finger is not exactly on the pulse
― kinder, Friday, 10 May 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
obv if I was in the public eye I might consider what I was posting for more than 0.01 second
― kinder, Friday, 10 May 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link
nods
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 10 May 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
Which is the point, yes.
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:29 (four years ago) link
This is the problem with fearless iconoclasm though: unless you're Lou Reed, it'll eventually bite your arse. And if you're Lou Reed you would enjoy having your arse bitten, anyway.
Fwiw, as these things go, that's a pretty decent fist at an apology. I don't wish him any ill.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:00 (four years ago) link
where is he going next, TalkSport? Glad I won't hear his annoying as fuck shtick (even for a few seconds) when channel surfing my dab.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link
just had the radio on the kitchen and this week's replacement is even worse, some basic as fuck interviewing minor celebs bullshit, it's Saturday and you're supposed to be the sports station fffs
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:16 (four years ago) link
It's Geoff Lloyd, I think. Inoffensive to the point of invisibility.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:17 (four years ago) link
i should just leave it permanently on the World Service unless there's a match on tbh
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:19 (four years ago) link
the history of stand up comedians from the world of r4 comedy/Edinburgh fringe/"the circuit" 1990-2019 is going to be an essential read one day.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link
if it ends with a savage outbreak of ebola then yes
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:22 (four years ago) link
I wonder how they'll deal with this on R4's The Now Show oh wait I don't fucking care.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:28 (four years ago) link
it'll be a short lived + pyrrhic victory for the haters when Geoff Norcott gets the old Baker slot.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link
Chris Evans & Gazza or gtfo
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link
There was an extended bit on Baker on the News Quiz last night with Desiree Burch and Andrew Maxwell both being fairly merciless.
I don't know why I listen to the News Quiz. It's some bizarre form of self-punishment.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:41 (four years ago) link
cos Miles Jupp is so frigging hilarious :p
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:43 (four years ago) link
well he would be for me if I cracked up as much as he does at his own jokes sometimes.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 09:46 (four years ago) link
Rehabilitation seems underway already. Street-Porter defending him at length in the i (apparently there's not enough Londoners on the been seems to be her main point) and that it's hard to know what's offensive "these days". Bleagh.
― Ned Trifle X, Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:22 (four years ago) link
"been" = "beeb"
mr been
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:25 (four years ago) link
Pity, I thought JSP might be using Cockney rhyming slang, as spoken on the streets of London, as Ralph McTell once memorably sang, to lend support her fellow Londoner, Danny Baker.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link
there's a bit more feeling in this rehabilitation as baker seems like a decent man who screwed up due to thoughtlessness rather than an actual bastard, i.e. [¡]his cancellation could have happened to any of us, really[/¡]
― imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
i mean, it couldn't, because a lot of people would never make that mistake, but there's a fair perception that this fuckup is relatable
― imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
I'll take getting cancelled, as long as I've got a few hundred grand in the bank for doing a weekly Colin Hunt impression.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
would subscribe to a calzino podcast tbf
― imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link
Is it racist to assume a royal baby is white? Like is there a bias at play where people assume MM is white because a British prince married her?
I believe DB had no idea and his apology is genuine but there were a few big stories about her race at the time. Wasn't there a UKIP leader or his girlfriend or both in the shit about a bunch of monkey posts when the pregnancy or wedding were announced?
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link
Not knowing MM is mixed race, in 2019, is pretty weird imo.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
I don't know why people are so invested in saving Danny Baker's career anyway, he's an annoying cunt who's long past his sell-by date.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
Lotta people really hoping for that reboot of Pets Win Prizes i guess
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
but there were a few big stories about her race at the time.
Like having an African-American Episcopalian preacher giving a holy rolling sermon at their wedding and having a African-American mother, for instance?
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
I literally had no idea there even was a royal baby until the morning it was born but I was obv aware of markle’s race, frankly I don’t believe baker at all on that score. Can totally believe kinder’s account of not following this kind of thing and taking a little while to clock it, but being a professional media gobshite and being unaware until *this week*? Fuck off. At best I can believe he momentarily forgot in his rush to post this excellent comedic material, it’s a pretty classic gaff and I’m glad he’s taking his lumps
― milkshake chuk (wins), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link
it's really really easy to not give a shit about the royal family
like genuinely just completely ignore them
DB seems like someone whose instinct is to do this but for reasons of personal branding is also dutybound to attempt off-the-cuff lolrandom topical humour, which is a combo that's nailed-on going to fuck you up sooner or later
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
I bet you I give even less of a shit about the royal family than Danny Baker so I'm not buying that argument - mind you I don't know about calzino.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
even if you don't gaf about them, just listening to 15 minutes of radio tv news bulletins in a day will expose you to information about them. idgaf about marvel superhero movies, but in a pub-quiz could probably answer which hollywood actor cunt plays who.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link
Ok that's one person i need next time i do a pub quiz
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
psst.. it's Micheal Crawford who plays Condorman.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
I know that one, I saw it at the pictures when it came out
And John Terry is Hawk the Slayer iirc
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
Jimmy Greaves is Brown Bottle
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
tbh I'd probably get at least 3/4 of them wrong.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
I also saw 'Condorman' at the cinema. Cool car, shit movie, fascist imagery...https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-23-2015/Zk77yG.gif
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
Also, finally, here's an animated GIF that adequately sums up Brexit:https://66.media.tumblr.com/ec1ff9d0f7d685c322e766b78b69104a/tumblr_obhystHyC51sqf5tdo1_400.gif
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Vywcjyt0Y&t=1s
9/11 truther and bloke who has written a self-published book about an alternate reality where Hitler died in WW1 and the US launched multiple nuclear weapons at China - saying it was karma that got Baker sacked because of the disgraceful way he treated Gazza.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Vywcjyt0Y
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link
don't do drugs, kids
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
what happens to moaty in this alternative timeline
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link
him and Lord Gascoigne crack the secrets of cold fusion between them.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
spoilers: the secret ingredient is some fog on the Tyne.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
reminds me that danny baker guests with kenny lynch, lulu's brother and that bloke from spooky tooth on this gazza album >>>
https://http2.mlstatic.com/lp-gazza-and-friends-lets-have-a-party-D_NQ_NP_734705-MLM25073698268_092016-F.jpg
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link
https://www.discogs.com/Various-Gazza-And-Friends/release/4300889
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
shame that danny’s gone and ruined that album for me now tbh
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
the day you walked into a barbers and was greeted by an unsteady looking old man propped up by a walking stick and keenly showing his manual hand clippers. "Do you want a Paul Gascoigne short back and sides lad?". Thats wot brexit wants to bring back!
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link
the spooky tooth guy dying in 1979 is the best thing abt it tbh
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link
cool kids never had the tyne
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link
Yes, it's Son of Spooky Tooth guy, not Spooky Tooth guy. Also can you be called Spooky Tooth guy when you only appeared on one Spooky Tooth album and it's not what you're best known for anyway?
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link
yes
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link
it's canon
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link
Having trouble finding out why Spooky Tooth were called Spooky Tooth.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link
named after the band's favourite DJ and body part
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link
at least it wasn't an acci-dental death.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link
calz moving in hard on this vacant colin hunt role
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
:p
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link
That Gazza album only has the man himself on three tracks! Gazza, not Danny Baker. Wot a ripoff. Wot a low moment in Gilbert O'Sullivan's career too.
― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link
I bet Danny Baker knows why Spooky Tooth are called Spooky Tooth.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link
now we'll never find out
― mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link
imagine if you started getting flashbacks to the Terry Wogan interview, whilst getting interviewed by Danny Baker ...
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link
And faster than you can say "gor blimey gov'ner luv a duck" he's back in front of adoring crowds.
BBC News - Danny Baker: Standing ovation at first show since Twitter stormhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-48249637
Also "Twitter storm"?
― Ned Trifle X, Monday, 13 May 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link
this is all really tasteful
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link
Damn he was supposed to go away for good what happened
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 May 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link
white people have finally forgiven him
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:23 (four years ago) link
He's just performing in front of crowds in his normal manner, he's not milking it.
― calzino, Monday, 13 May 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link
no he should fuck himself off a cliff nothing else will atone
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link
sometimes - and i'm just throwing this out there - a period of seemly staying out of the public eye might be in order
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:53 (four years ago) link
he is calm and posting as he always does iirc
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:53 (four years ago) link
perfect
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link
Lol. That's the one.
― calzino, Monday, 13 May 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link
nothing about danny baker is about seemliness or not being in the public eye, in particular his job
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:57 (four years ago) link
Well yeah hence fuck him
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
If was a bit more up for a short period of sweet obscurity he would be a coupla percent less a nauseating cunt for a day, at least.
― calzino, Monday, 13 May 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
fair
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link
Biography is on Kindle daily deal today. #1 bestseller in autobiographies apparently.
― koogs, Monday, 20 May 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link
His podcast with Gary Lineker stopped without any announcement.
Lineker has kept schtum on twitter about the whole thing - dunno if he's dropped Baker or they're just letting the dust settle.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link