Q is Joe Biden, another non-US Politics thread (Q Anon, Qanon, Q_anon, Joe Biden is Q)

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if we're going to do this much Q stuff, maybe another thread for it?

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 12:42 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, that was a fine op-ed.

I'm a little baffled by all the cheering on of Empire that's happening here and elsewhere on the internet, though, so I'm peacing out for now.

― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 12:42 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xpost - I mean, fair, but, unfortunately, as recently as two weeks ago, the "Q stuff" was inextricably and dangerously tied to politics, so it's kinda hard to avoid. I think right now there's just a joy in watching some absolutely terrifying and dangerous people lose their shit and identity.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 12:44 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah i don't think we can stop talking about trump and his supporters here, but the Q stuff really is a cesspool and i'm fine with not hearing about it again.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 12:46 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 12:48 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

Q started as tangentially related to US Politics and contributed to the (probably temporary) demise of a major political party, but i would guess that it will continue to morph and glom onto something else, post 1/20/21. rebranding, new topic, new conspiracies. many of the original followers shaved off, maybe, as they realize that the content of their daily lives is a practical joke gone cosmically wrong, but also a lot of fresh new Q blood as every single event that happens in the world features a splinter conspiracy theory that proffers to offer an explanation for why the things that we see are not real, and the things that seem like absurd jokes are the true light

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link

i'm here for it, to be honest

my first 20 years were consumed by hysterical stupidity, and my next 17 have been a hysterically stupid quest to dig my way out of the shit. i'm here to watch these dumbasses swirl down the drain, fuck all of them

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IFcKChf.png

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

As I mentioned in the other thread, I feel like there needs to be a government-run 'Were you or a loved one sucked into the Q conspiracy? Call 1-800-NO-MORE-Q now!' ad running during every commercial break on TV for the next little while. We have to live amongst these people, I'd be willing to part with a little tax money towards an effort to make them slightly less frothingly insane.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

in 2021, i will try to experience life 2 hours after everyone else

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

I mean yes we also need funding for mental health across the board and the implementation of rigorous critical thinking curriculum in the schools but there's some shit that needs to be dealt with ASAP, clearly.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

there was some washington post tipline that someone sent me, recently, looking for stories from people whose lives had been ruined by conspiracy theories...

ah, here we go:

https://hosted-washpost.submissionplatform.com/sub/hosted/60020debad758400354509dd

not sure if that'll work if you don't have a sub, but it looks like this

https://i.imgur.com/wPaPn3H.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

disincorporate fox news and put the proceeds toward holding Truth and Reconciliation town halls in every us county that voted red is how i break it down to an extent

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

maybe i'll spend my day off writing the least readable submission they'll receive

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

a lot of Q folks right now: i’d like to speak with Q manager pls

scanner darkly, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

While Biden took the oath, one top post on a QAnon forum read: “I don’t think this is supposed to happen” and wondered, “How long does it take the fed to run up the stairs and arrest him?"

Other users became immediately dejected, realizing their dreams of a bloody coup were not going to take place.

Dreams of a Bloody Coup

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link

The real dream of a bloody coup is what's happening at the end of Q's term in 2024. it will be like deep sleep, a dream within a dream.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

Revealing Biden as Q = Q Eponymous = Qepon = Q-weapon

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

the Q-weapon is upon us

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

exactly: 17 = 17 Eponymous = 17epon = 17-weapon

divide by Epon (which equals eponymous), you're left with

17 = 17 = 17 = 17-weapon

it's been staring us in the face the entire time

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

Today is Inauguration Day. It will be a milestone day for QAnon supporters. We may see splintering as Biden takes office between those realizing QAnon isn't real & those doubling down & moving the goalposts. Here's a poll from a QAnon Telegram channel today suggesting a divide. pic.twitter.com/CDdG2vm5ZD

— Alex Kaplan (@AlKapDC) January 20, 2021

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

What if Q was actually Q this whole time? Picard would have seen through his trickery by now.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

i have a friend with a Q anon sister-in-law (from rural BC) so it will be interesting to hear dispatches straight from the horse's mouth

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

My birthday is the 17th of the next month. Am *I* the Q-weapon?

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

Actually I'm pretty sure Q Anonymous was Joe Klein

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GEUSDlR.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

have a good life!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

I would like to learn the whole story of this one day, like who was behind it and what their motives were

treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

Q as Folk
five friends navigate their relationships in an increasingly hostile world

scanner darkly, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

Q was invented by Chapeau Trap House for purposes of malarkey

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

it was actually me who started it, and i have proof

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

I’m leaning toward prank that got out of hand and that trump lazily folded into his “stop the steal” movement. But it could have been a psyop conducted by a hostile power.

treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

"She was just 17/If you know what I mean"--took 50 years, but now we finally do.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

Lightly read this yesterday... seems like there's something there:

Was QAnon—America's most dangerous conspiracy theory—inspired by Italian artists

https://www.theartnewspaper.com/feature/was-qanon-america-s-most-dangerous-conspiracy-theory-inspired-by-italian-artists

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

I would like to learn the whole story of this one day, like who was behind it and what their motives were

It seems more or less confirmed that it began life as a shitpost, then sold the account rights/access to the highest bidder (profiteering goons or whatever)

btw did you guys ever notice what letter we have to use when we excerpt someone else's post????

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

I used to have a FB friend who was big into all the QAnon garbage who kept sharing stuff from a group called "Cindy Q Lou" and honestly the name of the group bothered me more than the conspiracy theory

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

I posted this on April 2, 2018:

https://imgur.com/gallery/UWIZt

https://i.imgur.com/C1KwvXb.png

https://i.imgur.com/LvJPiwo.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

a few weeks earlier, i was watching trump on tv, and he looked straight at me and said "now you're q2", then went back to his speech.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

if you read this you might be a q2

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

I'm afraid I have been merely designated a 'Qt', which feels of lower rank

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9WvnxQC.png
https://i.imgur.com/Fmis6WK.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

wait a second, isn't Queen Elizabeth important?? i mean, historically?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

Join the q

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

realize your q

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link

Have I got a Q-tip for you all

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link

it's such a vibrant conspiracy

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

J'aQse!

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

Come hop in my jaQzzi, it's shaped like a Q and no it isn't comfortable, not even a little bit

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

holy shit, andy! and there's even a giant arrow pointing directly to it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

ver-Q signalling, for when you have to signal a new version of Q

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

Quincy Jones was an early version of Q but he said to much to the magazines so they had to make a new one

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

too much, even, one must keep one's grammar even under Q-ress

oh fuck Andy you have just blown the whole sodding gaff

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link

inamongst all of this flimflam it is striking to note that a thread on our very own I Love Music claiming that Stereolab has a future is 37 full new answers to the good

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

Not even Q could have predicted that

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TpgAAOSwal5YCsYA/s-l500.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

once you're woke, you can't unsee it... it's everywhere!

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link

Don't know where else to share this, so I'll put it here.

I spent a little under a decade alternating backpacking and working in different countries, and met a lot of people. This guy I met in 2007 seemed basically fine at the time, I have certainly met a lot worse.

Here is the photo he put up on Facebook when Trump won in 2016, just before I unfriended him.

https://i.imgur.com/0fRZOSk.png

I was with this guy for a week and did not spot any sign of his being a crazed loon, he was more the "travel broadens the mind" type. So not sure if he changed, or was just hiding his terribleness from view.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link

Someone told that guy that Stereolab had a future and he broke

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

too many hats, quentin

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

old lunch, actualize your Q

first of all, let me lay claim to that smallest part of the jaQzzi:

https://i.imgur.com/XvRwqVQ.jpg

but then self-realize that the smallest part of the jaQzzi is exactly where you want to be:

https://i.imgur.com/C15T8aP.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

xpost Maybe the backpacker dude is in character? Like a pro-wrestler or something

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

The British famously love to...

kinder, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link

Q just has so much to offer us all

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

from his fb feed he has been to a lot of trump rallies since, and has a selfie with DJT jr up there too, so if it's a character he is really playing the long game on this one.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link

xxp

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link

Okay.. because his photo looks almost like a caricature of a Trumpling; but then again, most of them do.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

i wonder how much of Q success is due to Q being an "interesting" letter

nobody wants to use boring letters. hey, future conspiracies, use boring letters too!
"have you heard the latest B drop"?

scanner darkly, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

It seems more or less confirmed that it began life as a shitpost, then sold the account rights/access to the highest bidder (profiteering goons or whatever)

CONFIRMED - "Q" IS BANAKA!!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link

The breath spray? Oh, wait ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Q is luriqua

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

I appreciate people willing to go to the source on Q breakdowns for our amusement.

TWIST: Trump’s grifted all of them and his entire presidency was a false flag trap to take away people’s guns pic.twitter.com/P0F7RQfb4u

— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) January 20, 2021

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

Did Q ever reveal who killed Roger Podacter?

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link

Enough with the Qtsey titles

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9gCv4muTRo

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 23:24 (three years ago) link

Waht's this about Quibi?

nashwan, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

Don't know how significant this is

This is actually a sign that QAnon as we know it is collapsing.

All of the threads /qresearch/ board are deleted. This was allegedly done by an 8kun "rouge moderator." FastJack, the Board Owner of /qresearch/, blames Jim Watkins for allowing a staff member to destroy the board. pic.twitter.com/tHMGGHWXFH

— Travis View (@travis_view) January 20, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 21 January 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

also

Looks like a frustrated 8kun moderator just nuked the /qresearch/ boards and posted a message trolling Jim Watkins:

"Fuck you, Jim ... I am just performing euthanasia to something I once loved very very much"https://t.co/ZN4gsekxwh pic.twitter.com/7WaHETrOKl

— Jesselyn Cook (@JessReports) January 20, 2021

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 January 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link

Does that purge include all the original Q 'drops'? That would be rad.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 January 2021 00:35 (three years ago) link

Q do you neeeeeed
When you come undoooone

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link

i just keep thinking that trump could have stopped this at any moment by saying it wasn't true.

treeship., Thursday, 21 January 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

it's such a bloody fantasy they have -- "the storm" was supposed to involve the invocation of martial law and execution by hanging of leading democrats

treeship., Thursday, 21 January 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

I mean its a fortnight since they tried that tbf

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link

https://www.amazon.com/Q-Luther-Blissett/dp/0156031965/

would be hilarious if this was where they got the name

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 21 January 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

Would certainly liven up his otherwise Watford FC dominated wiki page

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Thursday, 21 January 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link

the luther blisset connection is weird. they'd spread disinfo and then debunk it, exposing the memetic nature of discourse or whatever. Q is doing the opposite. it seems like he wants to create chaos and pain.

treeship., Thursday, 21 January 2021 02:48 (three years ago) link

I'm a sucker for things like that last segment. I will now exit before the howls of derision.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 January 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link

(Wrong thread--not important.)

clemenza, Thursday, 21 January 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

You'd think Q could have equipped his followers with some smart gadgets at least

J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2021 09:46 (three years ago) link

i just keep thinking that trump could have stopped this at any moment by saying it wasn't true.

this would have emboldened them further if anything

Number None, Thursday, 21 January 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link

Does that purge include all the original Q 'drops'? That would be rad.

Nah, that's still around, probably always will be - I wonder if one site will go full Torah and allow layers of commentary.

https://qalerts.app/?n=35

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 January 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link

They would've interpreted any eye movement as a wink. xp

nashwan, Thursday, 21 January 2021 13:39 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bukFD5r.png

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

"I love the way butter won't melt in Trump's mouth"

need to see the evidence on this

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

Those brainwashed cult members cannot overcome our soul force.

What is running out of my nose rn, oh it is my brain which has melted.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link

if the ultimate endgame for q is "it becomes scientology for people outside of los angeles" then that's fine imo

boz conspiracy by toby hus (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

'(even in each of us)'

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link

Bellingcat had this excellent primer last week as well


https://www.bellingcat.com/news/americas/2021/01/07/the-making-of-qanon-a-crowdsourced-conspiracy/

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link

That's optimistic imo. Q's a dragnet that's been drawn over p much the whole world now. Like the MediaMatters piece says, it takes on a different form and emphasis of nutters in different countries. It's completely easy to ignore Scientlogy and never ever have to deal with it in real life; this, not so much.

xxp

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:38 (three years ago) link

to be clear, i think the endgame will be worse than that

boz conspiracy by toby hus (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link

and even if they believe their "soul force" is enough to counter whatever they think is going on, and that "power of prayer" mindset deters them from action, it is still not ideal to have a large group of people praying for the execution of their political enemies.

boz conspiracy by toby hus (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link

Soul force vs Space Force

nashwan, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

There is literally no end to this shit pic.twitter.com/vDLqbJOcOy

— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) January 21, 2021

She looks unnervingly like a woman I worked with who asked me if cavemen are real after seeing a Geico commercial.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

some people might be hanging on but i think these people are currently scattered and 'reeling.' they'll regroup soon enough as another fringey movement, but their moment has passed for now. away to the dustbin!

treeship., Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

Like is there really still that much lead paint within reach of America's children?

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

Vaguely tempted to start a 'What if Trump had been reelected?' counterfactual thread, partly because I wonder how far these people would have taken their little 'game'.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

somebody really needs to sit these people down and introduce them to fan fiction

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

The best fanfic doesn't know it's fanfic, and they know this to be true without knowing it.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

xpost I've been saying variations of this for years. It's like they've somehow had zero previous exposure to benign outlets for their wilder imaginings or baser impulses. Go DM a D&D campaign or shred on some CoD, for chrissakes, and stop dragging literally everyone in the world into your waking fever dream.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Does she use her lashes to catch krill

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

i kind of enjoy watching stupid people tell me the details of what they've found in the corners of their mind labyrinths as long as they keep it to two minutes or less

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 January 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

Like is there really still that much lead paint within reach of America's children?

Not necessary, it's right there in the water

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 January 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

Fox News is worse than lead, imho

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 January 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

I heard some talk of this on a podcast and those chan missives sounded like nothing so much as clues on 3-2-1. So yeah, Q is the reanimated corpse of Ted Rogers and you've won "Dusty" Biden?

fist of micro bunter (Noel Emits), Thursday, 21 January 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

I just watched the Leap Day William episode of 30 Rock, there's a train of thought Tracy does in response to a 'clue' re the soup kitchen he's standing next to, that's exactly this.
Tracy: "Remember where I came from." But we all came from the sea! Sea, like the letter 'C' which is part of the alphabet. Alphabet soup. Soup kitchen. Kitchen--
Man: --No, no, don't keep going!
Tracy: The Kitchen Debate with Richard Nixon. Richard M. Nixon. The M Train. Soul train. Chicken soup for the soul. Chicken soup. Soup kitchen.

kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

I, for one, blame Lacan.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 January 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

I'm loving all these stories about tearful, crestfallen Qberts, but it begs the question: did they really believe this was going to happen? That Democrats and Tom Hanks would be executed for pedophilia at Guantanamo Bay? Or was this all some kind of elaborate role playing game?

I mean, I guess some of them must have believed it, but the majority? It's fucking crazy talk.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

Its like sports fandom, you do get het up in the moment

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

How many self-described religious folks believe in God/gods? etc.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link

Haha i totally get the Ted Rogers thing.

piscesx, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link

yes many people believed it and many still do. i saw some meme account on IG post some meme making fun of Q believers because of Biden's inauguration and there were multiple comments in the vain of "trust the plan", "this is going to look stupid in a couple of weeks", clicking through to the user's accounts showed that they were mainly in earnest

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

and they were all young people

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

NYT: Biden’s 17 Executive Orders and Other Directives in Detail

:O

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

It is to laugh

This is playing out over and over again on the QAnon/pro-Trump internet. Whenever someone suggests taking real action, like voting, organizing, forming a new political party, running for office, etc. the response is always the same: Elections are rigged, so it won't matter. pic.twitter.com/TjFtgS0H4f

— Molly Hensley-Clancy (@mollyhc) January 21, 2021

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

in the sense that elections are generally rigged to prevent lunatics from getting elected to pursue batshit conspiracy theories, yes. these people should be satisfied with the number of nuts they get through as it is.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link

Belief isn't an all or nothing thing. I think part of the QAnon phenomenon is that believers mostly began by allowing themselves to believe in the possibility that the Q mythology was based in truth. They just gave it a chance. The rest of the work was done by crowd psychology and the seductive nature of the Q mythos, which offered them simple enemies with purely evil motives who would be summarily dealt with by simple retributive justice in the end.

The fact that none of this was detectable in visible reality was easily explained by the super-secret nature of the evil conspiracy and the righteous counter-conspiracy. Q was the prophet who gave them tiny glimpses into the complex machinations of both sides and this solidified its 'reality'. As soon as you believed in Q's reality, you got sucked into the vortex.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

I’m okay if they are too demoralized to do anything, including random violence.

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

For most of them the excitement was in waiting for it all to go down, like kids waiting for Christmas to come. There will be a few who wanted the public executions of their named and known 'enemies' (e.g. Democrats in Congress and state governments) so all-consumingly that when they realize nobody's going to do it for them, they'll start seeking another way for it to happen.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link

I look forward to the phrase "...before turning the gun on himself" making a comeback.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

In the world of domestic violence it never went away.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

Cant not read in movie trailer voice, sorry

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

I know not everyone has patience for Brad Troemel, as he certainly grates on me at times, but I think this is actually really helpful and interesting in understanding how Qanon groups used memes to really spread the conspiracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG8wCRmdVmQ

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:48 (three years ago) link

Cant not read in movie trailer voice, sorry

*a sudden deep bass BOOM! of a giant bass drum with the echo canyon reverb setting*

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link

oh really

Lawyer for 'QAnon Shaman' says he feels 'duped' by Trump after not getting a pardon https://t.co/P1eccPXeRk

— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 22, 2021

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 January 2021 12:30 (three years ago) link

It's all about the choads he didn't pardon, u see

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

Trump is ultimately responsible for the storming. I’m happy that the people who were there are being appropriately charged, but the person I want to see held to account most of all is Trump.

treeship., Friday, 22 January 2021 13:11 (three years ago) link

Well the funny thing is, per that lawyer, is that they’re clearly thinking of ways that could go. Civil suits, perhaps?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 January 2021 13:36 (three years ago) link

reading that quote he 100% sounds like he's preparing a civil suit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 January 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link

wait you mean like all the QAnon folk civilly suing Trump himself?

cos that would be all kinds of hilarious

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

that's what I took away from it, they were misled by his lies then he told them to walk to the capitol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:08 (three years ago) link

next to of course rotting in jail, nothing else would bring me more joy than him having to appear in civil court for lawsuit after lawsuit for years and years and basically being ass out

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

or should I say more ass out than he already is

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

Meantime, speaking of court, this thread details an attempt to talk about all the fraud and horribleness that everyone who is not Trump allegedly did to keep Trump from winning. It is of course garbage. But you might want to read a stretch of it based around this tweet where the people filing suit try to invoke Tolkien. It doesn't go very well.

And this is an epic footnote.

First of all, they forgot to include a proper citation and pincite.

Second, no, really, what the bloody hell are you people SMOKING? pic.twitter.com/qHPOxDuajF

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) January 22, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 January 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

i just read it. they provide no evidence that the biden presidency or the 117th are "illegitimate," they just repeatedly claim it.

treeship., Friday, 22 January 2021 16:42 (three years ago) link

Well, they're illegitimate because Democrats were allowed to vote. I mean, do they really have to spell it out for you?

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

in a court filing they're supposed to. these aren't koans.

treeship., Friday, 22 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

your honor, i would like to submit the text of one J.R.R. Tolkien's The Silmarillion as exhibit B

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

if i may be granted liberty to summarize the story of this wonderful tale, it all began with music, with the Ainur, the angels, willing the very fabric of the universe into order,

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

Affirmed.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/pxaHbNL.gif

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

The most surprising thing I've learned over the last couple of months is that you can file literally any kind of garbage as long as it's in the format of a lawsuit and you somehow won't get catapulted into the sun by the unlucky judge who's forced to entertain it.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

one important thing is you have to get lucky and draw one of the 40% of federal judges who are complete jokes

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link

we should file lawsuits seeking reversals of the 2000 and 2004 elections and ask for Dubya to un-serve his 8 years

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

i'm starting a lawsuit to double the production budget of Amazon's upcoming Lord of the Rings series, because i'm tired of the lies

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

"Stewards" sounds an awful lot like Stewarts, as in Bonnie Prince Charlie etc. This could go far deeper than we imagine.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

Trump is ultimately responsible for the storming. I’m happy that the people who were there are being appropriately charged, but the person I want to see held to account most of all is Trump.
The most surprising thing I've learned over the last couple of months is that you can file literally any kind of garbage as long as it's in the format of a lawsuit and you somehow _won't_ get catapulted into the sun by the unlucky judge who's forced to entertain it.


You can file any old garbage--getting even your foot in a courtroom is another matter entirely. The judicial system has had to deal with cranks and loons for two centuries and there are established procedures to pitch out insane lawsuits.

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

I mean not for nothing Powell and Lin Wood are probably gonna get disbarred

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

A growing contingent of big-name companies — including Walmart, Starbucks and Microsoft — are teaming up with local governments and medical providers to get coronavirus shots in more people’s arms.

The public-private efforts come as Biden has outlined his plans to combat the virus that has killed more than 400,000 Americans, and they include a goal to administer 100 million vaccines in the first 100 days of his administration. Though at least 38 million doses of the vaccine have been distributed in the United States, just 2.4 million people have been fully vaccinated, according to data tracked by The Washington Post.

read between the "lies" of the lamestream media - Microsoft was once related to a man named Bill Gates. this Bill Gates has been working for YEARS to inject his secret codes into the bodies of people throughout the world, via 5G implants and false "vaccinations".

and now Q, joe biden, is giving Gates the go-ahead to spread his code into American bodies. not sure if this is good or bad, because Biden is Q, but more research is needed

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link

You know what else has Gates? Hell. Hell does.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

holy...

wait, what else has the word Gate in it?

holy...

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:08 (three years ago) link

Now that you mention it, OL, it struck me like a bolt of lightning that the Thermopylae means "Hot Gates" and that's where the 300 Spartans held off the entire Persian army and saved Western Civilization for all time.

(starts frantically watching the movie "300" on endless loop looking for clues)

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

wait a second - that means i have to take my shirt off when i research, but before i do that, i have to get ripped by training for years and years

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

so Kevin Gates is the only person who's getting vaxxed?

do I have that right?

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

I wouldn't mind having the Gates implant as long as it doesn't run on Windows XP.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

XP stands for Xtract Pancreas

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

next to of course rotting in jail, nothing else would bring me more joy than him having to appear in civil court for lawsuit after lawsuit for years and years and basically being ass out

yes, this would be a delightful addendum to his desperate last month. I already relished the idea of him having to face multiple trials for financial crimes in orange jumpsuit due to prior convictions, but having to face charges from regular normie peons would really rub it in, even aside from them being disappointed former MAGA chuds

shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

Wake up Sheeple: TikTok users are propagating the idea that an obscure 1871 act made the United States a corporation and not a federal government, thus rendering any laws passed after that year moot and U.S. citizens not subject to them. According to this theory, the United States will revert back to its original form on March 4th, the date when presidents were inaugurated prior to the 1933 passage of the 20th amendment. They believe Trump will be sworn in as the 19th president of the United States. (The 18th president, Ulysses S. Grant, served between 1869 and 1877, or the time period when those who cling to this theory believe the United States “became” a “corporation.”)...

TRUST THE PLAN.. as it evolves beyond recognition

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

TikTok users are propagating the idea

This is equally troubling. Yet another social media mega-platform getting colonized by people out to destroy society.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

I thought TikTok was primarily teenage girls dancing around singing Toto songs. I've never looked at it, tbh

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

Kids today and their Dan Fogelberg

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link

the kids are actually dancing to billy joel these days, no joke

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

i'm in the wrong timeline

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link

the kids are actually dancing to billy joel these days, no joke

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2021 10:17 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

this rocks if true

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

Depends on the tune. If it's We Didn't Start the Fire, count me out.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

It's Allentown

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

Forget it Jake

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

Q is Joe Biden, another non-US Politics thread (Q Anon, Qanon, Q_anon, Joe Biden is Q)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

it will show up in every single thread search, thanking Q

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link

Qr welcome

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

Awkward lunch meeting: Newly uncovered Facebook posts by Georgia freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing support for the murder of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi were called “deeply disturbing” by the top Republican in the House (McCarthy), whose office said he planned to “have a conversation with her” about it... According to CNN, Greene “liked a comment that said ‘a bullet to the head would be quicker’ to remove House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. In other posts, Greene liked comments about executing FBI agents who, in her eyes, were part of the ‘deep state’ working against Trump.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

Is McCarthy's "have a conversation" akin to Susan Collins' "I'm concerned?" Pfffftt...

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link

Eating babies is bad apparently even jelly babies?
How do Q feel about tom baker?

Just getting to see the Qanon series from earlier this week. Scary stuff.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

An NBC producer talked to Rep. Greene’s constituents in Rome, GA yesterday. Many were not bothered by her conspiracies.

“Noah was a conspiracy theorist himself when he built the ark,” one supporter said. “So who are we to say that it’s true or not?” https://t.co/vRn2tEAPrj

— Charlie Gile (@CharlieGileNBC) January 28, 2021



Fucking hell

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 29 January 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link

makes sense

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 January 2021 02:11 (three years ago) link

hell yeah Jonathan Chait in the NYMag link:

Axios has a small squib about “The Mischief Makers,” a handful of idiosyncratic congressional backbenchers who make trouble for their respective party leadership. The leading Democratic mischief-maker is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who advocates some left-wing views I consider simplistic and impractical and, in some cases, poll badly. The top example of a conservative mischief-maker, presented in perfect symmetry, is Marjorie Taylor Greene.

^is this sarcasm or

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 29 January 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

sarcasm, keep going

i had the same first thought

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 January 2021 02:29 (three years ago) link

lol fair enough

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 29 January 2021 02:30 (three years ago) link

is chait literally parodying his own style here?

Left, Friday, 29 January 2021 02:35 (three years ago) link

if so a) nicely done but b) why is it only this obviously ridiculous now?

Left, Friday, 29 January 2021 02:39 (three years ago) link

Lol at MTG’s “But what do I know? I just like to read a lot.”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 29 January 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link

I'm not a 'gater I just read a lot

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 January 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

is chait fucking serious comparing aoc to that q anon psycho?

treeship., Friday, 29 January 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

oh he knows exactly what he doin

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 January 2021 03:39 (three years ago) link

and it's not good

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 January 2021 03:39 (three years ago) link

He’s mocking the Axios piece for doing that.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 January 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link

it would be less confusing if he hadn't been doing that kind of thing unironically for years

Left, Friday, 29 January 2021 05:04 (three years ago) link

How can anyone just now be discovering how bonkers MTG is, I feel like the fundamental fact of her nuts-ness has been her calling card from day one. Pretty much the only reason I know her is as the Q candidate.

"fuck yeah jonathan chait" is one of the most horrible phrases ever typed into this website

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link

According to CNN, Greene “liked a comment that said ‘a bullet to the head would be quicker’ to remove House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. In other posts, Greene liked comments about executing FBI agents who

trying to win over left twitter I see

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 06:02 (three years ago) link

I’m from Marjorie Taylor Greene’s District and I would like to say something pic.twitter.com/ktnVp9vexg

— Corey “The Buttercream Dream” Forrester (@CoreyRForrester) January 29, 2021

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 30 January 2021 02:47 (three years ago) link

^ that was fine

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Saturday, 30 January 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

No matter how justifiably pissed he is, I don't really want him screaming at me

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 30 January 2021 03:52 (three years ago) link

he was screaming at his neighbors. we're just a couple of gawkers.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Saturday, 30 January 2021 05:22 (three years ago) link

I think he said he wasn’t really talking to you.xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 30 January 2021 05:22 (three years ago) link

He's great.

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Saturday, 30 January 2021 08:02 (three years ago) link

Anyway.

This video has been shared a lot but it needs to be noted she is being interviewed by Katie Hopkins, a notorious bigot and hatemonger who is loved by white supremacists. Trump praised and supported both women many times. This is the Republican Party. This is it. https://t.co/2YoyHGCjFX

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) January 30, 2021

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Saturday, 30 January 2021 08:03 (three years ago) link

Ps. This is Q.
His name is Jim Watkins. He and his son Ron, run the Q account.
Ron outed his dad as the one behind the posts. Fuckin Losers. pic.twitter.com/m72ru2yAfN

— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) January 31, 2021

/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

Are we sure that's not GG Allin's brother Merle?

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

Jim Watkins looks like he was created by John Kennedy Toole. Looks exactly like the one image I can remember seeing of the character though maybe a little slimmer.

Do Q fans recognise that the story has been outed as a fiction or see that as a troll. Or further revelation they need to interpret into their epistemology while waiting for further orders. Like the Doublethink of both believing and disbelieving t that was talked about heavily at the start of the incumbency.

Stevolende, Monday, 1 February 2021 07:49 (three years ago) link

The question I have is how did he learn all those secrets about the deep state and the satanic pedophile cabals? This story isn't over!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

Probably anyone on this thread has already heard it, but the Reply All on the Watkins and their involvement in all of this is pretty fascinating.

https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/llhe5nm

Watkinses, I guess is the proper plural there.

Am I alone in being disappointed when I have to listen to a podcast/watch a vlog to find out about a thing and I cant read about it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2021 22:36 (three years ago) link

No, I'm exactly the same and I've probably missed out on some quality audio/video material as a result.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 February 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link

it would be good if the q identity could be authoritatively established and put to rest so i look forward to some kind of big expose. (written, of course, i'm not about to start listening to podcasts). i know that it won't change the mind of every supporter, but still.

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

seems very likely that this jim watkins was a big part of it, maybe the main guy.

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

the one thing about this i just can't get over is how dumb the people are who believed in this. like, it's one thing to think that the state protects sex offenders. (they do!) but to think that TRUMP is the one who will blow the lid off it... and that the way it will happen is this dramatic, eschatological unveiling.... and that YOU, reader, have an important role to play, searching for patterns on google image search or whatever... it's just bizarre.

it's like learning hundreds of thousands of adults believe in santa claus, and that believe santa claus wants them to kill the speaker of the house.

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

Am I alone in being disappointed when I have to listen to a podcast/watch a vlog to find out about a thing and I cant read about it.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2021 2:36 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

pretty sure gimlet does transcriptions of all their audio-based content, let me check though...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link

lol, didn't take long! just scroll down and expand by clicking the "Read More" link

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link

afaict that link goes straight to the transcript.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

lol xpost

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

Treesh you cannot be in here shocked and sad that people are either or both of naturally or consciously thick af

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link

Half the world are dumber than a person of average ~intelligence*~

* yes but still

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

aiui, half the world are dumber than a person of median ~intelligence*~

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

no need to thank me. it's just part of the service.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link

Well somebody of above median intelligence just knocked his poem out of the running for my vote

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:26 (three years ago) link

i can't help it, deems. when i read about q anon, and the credulousness of the q-bees, i find myself astonished.

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

i agree with the poster upthread that there is probably some kind of doublethink/cognitive dissonance involved in this. it is an easter-bunny level belief.

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

Have you read this piece treesh?

https://medium.com/curiouserinstitute/a-game-designers-analysis-of-qanon-580972548be5

pomenitul, Monday, 1 February 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

In statistics, mean, median, and mode are all known as measures of central tendency, and in colloquial usage any of these might be called an average value.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 February 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

xps I'll just pick up a sympathy vote somewhere and it'll all cancel out.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

i have. that article does a good job showing why it is engrossing to people as an experience. but this, i would think, would make the story Q is telling feel even more manufactured, more like a fantasy

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

xp

treeship., Monday, 1 February 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

In statistics, mean, median, and mode are all known as measures of central tendency, and in colloquial usage any of these might be called an average value.

The original statement is a paraphrase of an old George Carlin joke: "You know how dumb the average person is? Well, half of them are even dumber than that!"

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

Thanks re transcript lol I didnt even think to look.

As to Waktins/8kin being Q, I thought that was basically common knowledge all along? I'd always assumed most sensible ppl knew 8chan made Q up as a joke. I neverunderstood why it got taken seriously when this had such clearly finable back-roots.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

So many Q's and not enough A's.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

DALE BERAN: Even today, I could put in, um, Q@Matlock. And then if I wanted to put a post on 4chan, it would appear exactly under Q’s old tripcode, which I did, to test it while I was writing the article. [laughs]

PJ: Whoa, so you’ve also posted as Q?

DALE: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I mean, who hasn’t, really, at this point? [laughs]

PJ: I mean I haven’t. What did you say?

DALE: I don’t like looking at 4chan, ‘cause it’s full of gross stuff, so I, uh – there’s /pol/, which is the- the fascist board, and then there’s /po/, the paper, craft, and origami board. Uh, I went to /po/, um, and someone posted a nice piece of origami, and I posted as Q. I said, “Looks good.” [laughs]

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 February 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

Read the whole transcript and its even more batshit than I'd surmised. But yeah its pretty clear it started as a joke - they didnt even know who was posting as Q half the time FFS - and then snowballed with a lot of ego in the mix.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link

in colloquial usage any of these might be called an average value.

yes, I know I'm derailing again, but this colloquial blurring is precisely the reason why conservatives love to cite average USA household income rather than median USA household income; the enormous income gains of the 1% pull the average up considerably even though income from wages has remained stagnant.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link

i agree it's infuriating but hopefully we can keep any other words that may be lying around out there meaning more than one thing from falling into the hands of dastards.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link

Mean

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 02:11 (three years ago) link

I suppose that movie should have been called Average Girls, eh what?

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link

Beast Average

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 02:28 (three years ago) link

Average Streets ftw

better than Nuggs (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 06:52 (three years ago) link

https://clutchpoints.com/lakers-news-identity-of-woman-who-threatened-to-fck-lebron-james-up-at-hawks-game/

I bet this 80-year old MAGA steroid freak and his 25-year old influencer wife have Q opinions.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:57 (three years ago) link

richard jefferson is doing lebron dirty by liking all of courtside karen’s pics on instagram pic.twitter.com/Je4Ogyo7tX

— buckets (@buckets) February 2, 2021



lol

Clay, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 08:11 (three years ago) link

I haven't listened to a podcast since 2017, and I've hosted several of them lol. I was subjected to so much NPR as a kid that if I'm listening to anything, it isn't a bunch of people talking, it's music!

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

I don't even own a podcast!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link

I don't even own a kid

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link

how much are you looking to spend?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

Am I alone in being disappointed when I have to listen to a podcast/watch a vlog to find out about a thing and I cant read about it.


I’m close to being the opposite. I find learning about something from a well-produced podcast episode much more enjoyable than ploughing through a long read on the subject.

Alba, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

I find it easier to focus on a written piece, and to organise my compulsion to zip off and further research little details. But I really enjoyed listening to the podcast of this story, and am fine with podcasts if I'm not actively researching something for work.

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 08:22 (three years ago) link

I'm too impatient for podcasts, I think. Reading something is many times quicker than listening to it being spoken; I soon feel like I'm wasting time. (I'm also very bad at sitting down to watch a film.)

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 08:53 (three years ago) link

you can speed them up!

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 08:57 (three years ago) link

Ah ok! I've actually been doing that a bit on YouTube (not for actual films etc). Thanks!

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 10:15 (three years ago) link

(lol, i meant to post this "hmmm, gee i wonder?" post here)

greene has continued to double-down on everything and i'm sure the conspiracy will expand to include all congressional republicans who vote to oust her from her committee positions (which, holy shit that she was ever give one in the first place). mccarthy gave her a choice: denounce Q or step down herself. she did what all Q people do: she doubled-down and refused to do either reasonable thing.

i guess greene's fate will go a long way toward answering this Q, but

Q: are more Q people going to run in the 2022 midterms? are some going to win? because imagine like THREE MTGs in congress!! lol

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link

I stand by my prediction that one or more people who participated in the Capitol riot will be GOP congressional nominees in 2022.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link

it's not hard since you just need money and in some districts might be unopposed in yr race

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:25 (three years ago) link

viking guy fo sho

champagne heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:25 (three years ago) link

i want King Diamond to run

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

xps - seems quite possible, especially in heavily democratic districts, where any serious GOP candidate would take a pass on running, but some Qninny is happy to pay the filing fee and spread the Gospel According to Crazy.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

i'm 100% certain they'll run, but the scenario i'm wondrin' about is whether any of them can win. because if even one or more does, this could get reaaaally fucking crazy

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

under a more parliamentary government with multiple parties, we'd ALREADY have like a 5-10% share of Q reps

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

or at least, i think that was true up until a couple weeks ago, the biden inauguration, the subsequent fracturing/rending of garments...and today, what's going on with MJT will go a long way toward determining the future of Q as a political...disaster?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link

on the other hand, the Q way, and the way of the conspiratorial mind in general, is to double-down and continue evolving the story until there's a new mystery and a new persecutor

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

A Qbeliever won the Republican nomination to run for US Senator in Oregon last year against Merkley. She won about 30% of the vote.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

they'd have to make some vague pro-2A, anti-abortion, pro-Q and yes, pro-Trump remarks, but it would be interesting for some non-trad candidates to run as charismatic weirdo "independents" in some of these historically uncontested districts in the south & west, and then when they get to DC just as quietly as possible fall in line w Justice Dems

i mean, you'd be recalled or murdered almost immediately but what a ride eh?

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

let's just do it and be legends

champagne heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

hey if i could do it w a halfway straight face and looked better in a cowboy hat...

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

Facebook data scientists found 70% of its 100 most popular civic groups in the U.S. were “non-recommendable.” Common reasons were “calls to violence,” bullying, harassment and proliferating misinformation.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/facebook-knew-calls-for-violence-plagued-groups-now-plans-overhaul-11612131374

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 February 2021 05:06 (three years ago) link

The calm before the storm.@USMC Marines provide security during a simulated raid exercise at @MCIWPendletonCA. pic.twitter.com/WpghORgDqT

— Department of Defense 🇺🇸 (@DeptofDefense) February 4, 2021

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link

Tweet has been deleted, what was it?

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Friday, 5 February 2021 07:36 (three years ago) link

The DOD accidentally (?) using Q language.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 07:59 (three years ago) link

Jesus...

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Friday, 5 February 2021 10:16 (three years ago) link

gonna assume ignorance on their part tbh, "calm before the storm" used to be a perfectly innocuous phrase once upon a time

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

gonna assume ignorance on their part tbh, "calm before the storm" used to be a perfectly innocuous phrase once upon a time

If it was like the Department of the Interior or something, sure, benefit of the doubt all the way. But not the military. The US military is riddled with Nazis and whack jobs of every stripe. I'd bet cash money that whoever's handling their social media thought this would be witty and cool and a nod/wink to "their people."

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link

tbh I didn't associate that as a white supremacist phrase, so I wouldn't automatically assume the USMC's social media intern did.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

yeah tbh I didn't realize that was a Q phrase and this is the problem with them repurposing garden-variety cliches, is that then when people say them you don't know if they are intentionally invoking Q or just innocently using a phrase they've used their entire lives.

which is to a degree by design to 'own the libs by confusing them' but oh i've gone crosseyed

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

The Y2K crowd reappropriated 'when the shit hits the fan' and 'the end of the world as we know it' as insider lingo.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

yup, see also the "a-ok" hand signal shit, basic crazymaking tactics

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

As the QAnon phenomenon becomes more central to critical political and public safety questions, I realize we need a new vocabulary to describe this and similar phenomena. Q is not a “conspiracy theory”. The faked moon landing was a conspiracy theory. Perhaps birtherism was a conspiracy theory, though one with similarities to QAnon because of its strong ideological valence. But Q is not a conspiracy theory. It’s a fascistic political movement which predicts and advocates mass violence against liberals (and everyone else outside its definition of true Americans) in an imminent apocalyptic political reckoning. What we call the ‘conspiracy theories’ are simply the storylines and claims that justify that outcome. They could easily be replaced by others which serve the same purpose.

In other words – and this is still a very basic confusion – the Q phenomenon is not a factual misunderstanding that more credible news sources or prevalent fact-check columns would deflate and tame. You can even see this play out in real time in what we might call Q ‘man on the street’ interviews in which a reporter dissects or debunks some claim the Q supporter believes. The response is invariably something like, “Well, there are a bunch of other bad things I heard they did.”

Some Q supporters clearly believe some of the movement fables. You can see this in the late 2016 story of the man who stormed the Pizza shop in DC which was a focal point of pedophilia claims in the PizzaGate conspiracy theory, which was a precursor to Q. (Most PizzaGate fables were later incorporated into Qanon.) Edgar M. Welch, the would-be mass shooter and rescuer of abused children, was clearly quite surprised to find that Comet Ping Pong was in fact just a good pizza joint, with no abused children, no dungeons, no secret headquarters of John Podesta.

But Welch, I think, is the exception. Just as the ‘conspiracy theory’ language is inadequate and misleading we need a better way of understanding belief, particularly belief as a form of aggression. I don’t think most QAnon believers actually ‘believe’ that Hillary Clinton runs a pedophilia ring, at least not in the sense that you and I think of the word. Most of us in politics and in journalism have a rather classical and mechanistic understanding of cognition and belief. We use our mental faculties to ascertain what is true and then we believe those things that appear to be true. Or we take the word of trusted sources and believe those things. We may believe things which are not true either because we’ve been mislead or because our pre-existing biases distort our understanding of what is true. For this, good fact-check columns can help. When we say things we know are not true that’s lying. We know that’s not right. But sometimes we do it anyway.

This is a very inadequate way of understanding the Q phenomenon and much else in contemporary politics and culture.

I say you’re a pedophile not because I think you’re actually a pedophile but because it is an attack. Because it hurts you. In online and message board culture there are legions of users constantly attacking anyone they disagree with or don’t like as pedophiles or other horrid accusations. Presumably these people aren’t acting on some mistaken information that the people (the identities of whom they usually don’t even know) they’re attacking have sexually abused children. It’s not a misunderstanding. It’s a form of aggression. Things like the Q phenomenon are just this aggression writ large. I say you’re a pedophile because it is itself an act of aggression but also because it dehumanizes you. It’s a storyline that makes hurting you or killing you make more sense and be more exciting.

Not surprisingly given his role in these movements, Donald Trump is a good illustration of how to think about belief in this context. We know that Trump is a scurrilous, pathological liar. But as I’ve written, Trump doesn’t believe or not believe as you or I likely do. In fact, if you could sit Trump down sedated or under some kind of truth serum and ask why he was lying about some particular claim I think he would find the question almost bewildering. Someone like Trump finds what would be helpful to his needs or claims or interest in the particular moment and then says those things. And I think he even kind of believes them because they help him. What you say and ‘believe’ isn’t tethered to what’s true in quite the same way. You might as well ask a novelist why she writes things that aren’t true. She’d be equally befuddled by the question.

If you’ve worked in business a certain kind of salesman is like this. You size up the customer, find out what they want, what they feel they need and then tell them a story to make the sale. Is it lying? Well, not to them. Not exactly. It’s selling. Again, you don’t ask a playwright why he writes stories that aren’t true. Needless to say Donald Trump is that kind of salesman. How is it Donald Trump always seems to rapidly believe whatever is helpful to him in the given moment? Or later say exactly the opposite when that’s helpful? There’s rampant voter fraud. Bill Clinton is the worst sexual predator in human history and is definitely awful even as Trump himself casually harasses, importunes, assaults, rapes and more? Since they help you you do sort of come to believe them because why not?

Any sports fan comes to believe that their team is absolutely the best and the rival team is definitely the worst, with all manner of chants, regalia and affirmations even though they know – from another perspective – that all of this is in fact absurd. To Trump it really would be like asking a novelist why they keep making up stories that aren’t true. The reaction is incomprehension. The point here is not to defend Trump who is malevolent predator and degenerate liar. It is to explain that his calculus of truth, belief and advantage are quite different than what most of us are likely familiar with.

Just how QAnon and comparable movements work is something I’m still working to get my head around. (These two articles are the analyses that interest me most – here and here.) But calling them conspiracy theories is not only wrong in concept it seriously misleads us about what they are and how to combat them. Qanon is a violent terroristic political movement with strong fascistic facets the upshot of which, in every storyline, is a final violent reckoning in which Trump’s political enemies are rounded up and murdered. That’s what it’s about. The fables are just getting people primed and ready for that moment.

josh marshall

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 February 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

^a critical and necessary distinction we need ASAP

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

not so solid on the novelist/playwright analogy but that’s a good piece

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

I don't always like him but that's excellent imo.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 February 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

just spitballing but i feel like part of this phenomenon is the same logic that bonds frats and sororities together. intelligent, privileged people who coerce each other to do the stupidest shit in order to prove they're close to each other.

Joses Chrust (map), Friday, 5 February 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link

Q people jelly right now

JUST IN - Myanmar military says 'voter fraud' justified coup.

— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) February 8, 2021

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

the josh marshall piece is good, thanks karl

treeship., Monday, 8 February 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

Q is everywhere!

Does yoga have a conspiracy theory problem?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-55957298

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link

Definitely have heard people talking anti-vax shit in yoga classes. It was very disheartening.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

At least one yoga friend of mine has taken the path from "Yoga is good for people and also banned" to "Why can't yoga get an exemption" to "If we all just practiced yoga, we wouldn't need any of this lockdown"... and stayed there. Not everything is QAnon.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link

Again, the Venn of white supremacy, anti-Semitism, QAnon, anti-vax stuff, and new age spiritual beliefs is a pretty big Venn.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:48 (three years ago) link

I genuinely don't think that means what you think it means - a bigger Venn diagram would be one with minimal overlap.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 08:14 (three years ago) link

And the links between the first three and between the last two are stronger than the links between each group - though there's an increased chance these days that they'll be exposed to each other and have to make a queasy peace. The group missing is anti-lockdown, which is not quite the same as anti-vax.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 08:24 (three years ago) link

Again, the Venn of white supremacy, anti-Semitism, QAnon, anti-vax stuff, and new age spiritual beliefs is a pretty big Venn.

i'm guessing it looks like a fried egg within a fried egg

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Thursday, 18 February 2021 08:41 (three years ago) link

a fried egg Quesadilla within a fried egg Quesadilla presumably

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 18 February 2021 09:32 (three years ago) link

You knew what I meant, dude.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a fried egg Quesadilla being stuffed inside a fried egg Quesadilla --forever

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

Not sure why, but Andrew's first response to that post got me really riled up.

If you knew what I meant, which is evident, then why be such a dick?

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link

you say dick, I say diQ, let’s call the whole thing off

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 18 February 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link

I guessed what you meant, because people nearly always only talk about Venn diagrams to say "all these things are the same thing" (and because these things are a lot closer to "completely different things" than "the same thing") - but you said literally the opposite.

The Inigo Montaya line was being a dick though, you're right - sorry about that.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link

Thanks, and sorry to get up in yr grill. I was just like "damn i was stoned when i posted and this guy is coming after me wth"

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

What happened to Marjorie? She was big news like two weeks ago, now she's been cancelled and is chopped liver.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

I think the general lesson is that the 'whiter' an activity/belief is, the more redolent of insanity that activity/belief is likely to be. Like, unsurprisingly, the more stridently you attempt to partition off your perspective, the more your perspective becomes defined by whatever's inside your asshole (and people whose assholes are most like your own asshole).

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 February 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

this is how lauren boebert appears during a house hearing. this is a very sane political party. pic.twitter.com/GvobX1RYho

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) February 18, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link

And they’re back... because they simply cannot and will not accept reality. Their refusal to admit this is all a hoax speaks volumes about the cult mentality of QAnon. It’s dangerous and damaging to our democracy. https://t.co/9fYbDQ7bw6

— Adam Kinzinger (@RepKinzinger) February 18, 2021

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

"damn i was stoned when i posted and this guy is coming after me wth"

new board description

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 18 February 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

What happened to Marjorie? She was big news like two weeks ago, now she's been cancelled and is chopped liver.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 February 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

I've been plugging away at Reaganland for the last while...Perlstein mentions a Q-like conspiracy having to do with the gas shortage of 1979; some people thought it was all manufactured, that there were full oil tankers parked off the coast and that Carter was plotting with Exxon and Mobil to flood the market at just right the moment.

clemenza, Friday, 19 February 2021 05:56 (three years ago) link

Back in the day, if you espoused a conspiracy theory like that you'd've been written off as a crank. Today, you toss some human trafficking pixies into the narrative and you're practically mainstream.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2021 13:08 (three years ago) link

He does mention an AP/NBC poll where 70 percent of the public believed the gas shortage in '79 was an "industry hoax." Not necessarily that they believed Carter was in league with Exxon/Mobil, but that somebody was lying. Overall, though, agreed, the wilder stuff is much more mainstream now.

clemenza, Friday, 19 February 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link

The recent QAA episode on the great awakening map is a good one.

https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-130-psychedelic-5d-qanon

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 20 February 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

xp that picture of lauren boebert, and everything about her, is really funny. sometimes i think the far right uses their own absurdity as a kind of shield, like they want you to underestimate them. this seems especially true of the boogaloo people.

treeship., Saturday, 20 February 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link

I've been plugging away at _Reaganland_ for the last while...Perlstein mentions a Q-like conspiracy having to do with the gas shortage of 1979; some people thought it was all manufactured, that there were full oil tankers parked off the coast and that Carter was plotting with Exxon and Mobil to flood the market at just right the moment.


Which would, pretty sure, radically drive down prices? That conspiracy doesn’t even make sense.

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link

the boogaloo people, in adopting that moniker and wearing hawaiian shirts as their gang sign, are most certainly attempting to disguise themselves as harmless and ridiculous. it is the total opposite of the KKK approach of looking like wolves, while the boogaloo people want to look like sheep. they are both violent white supremacist scum.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

trump was like that too, i think. you couldn't really mock him because he was already a clown.

treeship., Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

boebert just reminds me of him in this sense. the bar called shooters, the little gun holster she wears around her thigh, it's just such a weird performance.

treeship., Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

"the gun lady"

treeship., Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

Just imagining the brainrot from listening to 130! Episodes of a podcast about Qanon dickheads.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 21 February 2021 06:34 (three years ago) link

Like, I don't need 130 episodes of anything about something I actually LIKE.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 21 February 2021 06:35 (three years ago) link

A gun-themed bar called Shooters is so clearly not a regular joe working stiff bar but a highly contrived Disney-style attraction for petit bourgeois assholes.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 21 February 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link

Obama is nothing like Bush and I trust him to only kill the right people

Towards a Britain-Free Planet (Left), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

i have at least two friends that do the 'here's hwy it's ok that our Democrat does this horrible thing' gymnastics, drives me nuts

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

uh

pic.twitter.com/nLEeYDyvb5

— G.W. Bush-era Leftism Bot (@DubyaEraLeft) March 1, 2021

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 March 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link

Those are certainly letters

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link

The schtick of that account is that it's all old images, right?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 1 March 2021 07:41 (three years ago) link

yes, that's a bush era cartoon, thought that should be obvious

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 March 2021 09:33 (three years ago) link

Breaking on @MSNBC: The FBI and DHS have issued a joint intel bulletin warning that domestic extremists have discussed plans to "take control of the U.S. Capitol and remove democratic lawmakers on or about the 4th of March." March 4 is important to QAnon believers. @JuliaEAinsley

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 3, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

Give it up already. Sheesh.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

I prefer the Q followers who were like "Shoot, maybe this Biden victory was part of the Plan all along?!"
The flexible ones, the taoist ones.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

Q is Joe Biden, Joe Biden is Q

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link

you'd think at a certain point the fact that literally nothing they have said was going to happen has actually happened would have an effect

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link

it started off with Q making the prophecies, but it quickly became others making the prophecies with Q. it's an evolving shared decentralized game, and the unspoken goal is to create the most popular variant of the theory that others can attach themselves to

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

so if 3/4/21 isn't correct, than good: now it's someone else's turn

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link

when i saw the photos of all the Q people protesting around the globe on 1/6/21, i knew it would never go away

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link

when i saw the photos of all the Q people protesting around the globe on 1/6/21, i knew it would never go away

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

Can QAnon survive another ‘Great Disappointment’ on March 4? History suggests it might

https://theconversation.com/can-qanon-survive-another-great-disappointment-on-march-4-history-suggests-it-might-155192

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link

i used to sometimes for fun listen to this harold camping guy on the radio in my car and he kept predicting the world would end on certain dates. he even bought billboards saying it would end may something 2011. still waiting!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

I think Harold Camping was an Oakland dude, oddly enough. Or at least he broadcast out of the East Bay somewhere.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

And yes, his world did come to an end.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link

🐦[Breaking on @MSNBC🕸: The FBI and DHS have issued a joint intel bulletin warning that domestic extremists have discussed plans to "take control of the U.S. Capitol and remove democratic lawmakers on or about the 4th of March." March 4 is important to QAnon believers. @JuliaEAinsley🕸
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 3, 2021🕸]🐦


Well since January DC is even more of a maze of fences and bollards—especially around the Capitol—so, uh, good luck with that guys?

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

Somehow I imagine these doofuses, unable to storm the Capitol this time, trying to storm Capitol Heights because of the name and then getting lost in the suburbs.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

they're all going to show up at Federal Express and threaten to shut down the mail service

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link

They're LARPing anyway... it'll be a choose-your-own-adventure kind of outing.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link

if you want to build a pillow fort at the Pentagon, go to page 14.
If you want to invade and seize Medieval Times, go to page 15
If you want to do something that actually matters, become somebody else.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

They're LARPing anyway...

The problem is that some of them are LARPing with body armor and loaded semi-automatic rifles and handguns. This can become a problem if they really get into their role-playing.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link

My guess is not much will happen tomorrow and 9/11/21 will become the new date where everything changes, it fits their shitty action movie sensibilities.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

Aimless otm. I think this bullshit would be a lot easier to laugh off if we didn't already know how many of these dudes are heavily armed and/or work for groups with access to military grade weapons. Do I think they'll successfully storm the Capitol again? No. But it annoys me to see people shrug this off as if its inconsequential.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

Somehow I imagine these doofuses, unable to storm the Capitol this time, trying to storm Capitol Heights because of the name and then getting lost in the suburbs.

Capitol Records is comparatively unprotected, just sayin

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link

the Quapital

treeship., Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:17 (three years ago) link

They can storm Capitol Total Landscaping.

nickn, Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

it just seems to me like March 4th is a big deal to the magical-thinking Q believers, the day when the scales fall from everyone's eyes, we realize that the US hasn't been a country since 1871, the military mobilizes, etc. Jan 6 was supposed to be a day when Congress could take a specific action and fix the stolen election, and there was a certain bonkers logic to the idea that a mobilization of people would push Congress to do what they wanted. But nothing election-related is actually happening tomorrow, so what's going to be the spark?

Looking at the big publicly visible Q forum they seem pretty doubtful that anything will happen.

JoeStork, Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:32 (three years ago) link

Mostly likely a few grumpy old dudes in mossy oak and MAGA caps, loitering in front of state capitol buildings... they couldn't get the time off work to drive to D.C.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

Yeah, without a big focus like "Mike Pence can turn this around", it'll diffuse, people will find their own deadlines or slow processes for realising that nothing is happening - some might realise that nothing is happening others, will get back to what they see as the great work. A quote from the forums:

If we're looking at anything being done behind the scenes to act as countermeasures, it seems likely that they will continue to be covert and unannounced to the greater public. Meaning soft moves, not hard ones. If you think about it, without controlling dissemination of information across the majority of the popular platforms, narrative positioning and hence moving the population to the much vaunted 'military tribunals' is a logical and practical impossibility. If you took over the major airwaves and showed the greater population what their rulers truly were, to try and get support for hard actions, you'd be effectively playing into the enemy's hands of dividing the country and perhaps irreparably so. It is likely not a campaign of in your face confrontation, but the years of positioning to levers of power that you're looking at, that is assuming, anything is being done at all.

For our part, the answer is clear, people have to carry on with their lives as best they can and create the country they want for themselves and their children, as best they can.

I mean there will definitely be a problem where there's a bunch of people who felt like the system was in some way representing them, and now don't (and have further "evidence" that the system is broken and invalid), and they're heavily armed and belligerent. And Q is serving as a plank in the ramshackle platform that supports anti-vax, anti-mask, that's not good - one of the Wins of the Day yesterday was Texas governor Abbott lifting coronavirus restrictions.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:20 (three years ago) link

it started off with Q making the prophecies, but it quickly became others making the prophecies with Q. it's an evolving shared decentralized game, and the unspoken goal is to create the most popular variant of the theory that others can attach themselves to

It's interesting because it's an example of what memes (in Richard Dawkins' original conception) were - the idea mutates when it needs to (when the road runs out on Jan 6th) and the strongest (the ones with the highest upvotes on the forums) continue - these are the ones that can latch onto an existing structure, like the Sovereign Citizen movement, or bible studies - being able to read everything as a biblical reference is a very similar skill to being able to read everything as a Q-code.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:29 (three years ago) link

I read more talk of 'bracing' for extremists.. have any actually shown up? Or is The Great Re-ReAwakening cancelled?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

iirc from post-prediction doomsday manual, the next steps are pretty simple:


...

SCENARIO 2.4.22: A specific date was prophesied but nothing happened
protocol: go back to the bible and/or ancient calendars. at some point, mistakes were made and the whole world is now on the wrong calendar. only you and your friends know what the correct date and year is now

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link

CNN was covering this yesterday...I guess they have to, but that really seemed to me to be a case where you're just feeding into the possibility of something happening. Cover it, and I'm sure there are people who think "Well, we'd better do something or we look weak"; ignore it (beyond a quick story about the Capitol closed for the day--you can't really ignore that) and the incentive to go through with this insanity diminishes. Not that I claim to understand this mindset.

clemenza, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

so did this happen, or

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

yes, we were spiritually judged by Trump so Biden became Trump and doesn't know he's Trump yet, but will know in 3 months time during the activation

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

the calendar is wrong, folks, come back later on the true date

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link

QAnon Shaman (Jacob Chansley,the shirtless buffalo horn dude): "I developed a lot of sympathy for Donald Trump because it seemed like the media was picking on him and seemed like the establishment was going after him unnecessarily or unfairly, and I had been a victim of that all of my life, whether it be in school or at home. So in many ways I identify with a lot of the negative things that he was going through," Chansley said.

"I honestly believed and still believe that he cares about the Constitution, that he cares about the American people, and that's also why and you know it wounded me so deeply and why it disappointed me so greatly that I and others did not get a pardon," Chansley added.

Perhaps this is the core of their adulation, or at least some of them... rather than Trump as a strongman, they see him as somebody who has been pushed around and had sand kicked in his face, just like they've been pushed around, persecuted, shamed. A lot to unpack here.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:55 (three years ago) link

Nah, that smells like a bullshit excuse made up after he got caught and suffered some consequences, hoping for sympathy.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link

I'm inclined to agree.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

I think it's possible he believes that, and maybe some percentage of Trump's cult; for the rest of the world, Trump as victim/bullied is kind of hard to get your mind around.

clemenza, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

Not dismissing you, it's just so at odds with the alpha dog, big balled tough guy who brooks no shit image they project on Trump, that it feels really disingenuous to only now hear this take after things are falling apart and they are suffering irl consequences.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

(And yeah, who cares anyway, even if he does.)

clemenza, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link

In a way though, the very core of Trumpist appeal is victimhood: they've wronged you and people like you, and only I can make it right. Nobody's gonna push you around anymore, etc.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

re: Trump as bullied, AIUI that kind of paradoxical thinking (our enemies are effeminate and weak; our enemies are terrifying in their strength and oppress us all) is pretty core to fascism.

lukas, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:07 (three years ago) link

so at odds with the alpha dog, big balled tough guy who brooks no shit image

people with poor self-awareness (most of us) are quite capable of feeling they are simultaneously super heroes and victims, without seeing any contradiction in that. learning to see yourself as if from outside and know your flaws and self-deceptions is a learned skill which must be kept in constant use if it is not to atrophy.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

It's still stunning that man who daily wears hairspray and tanning spray, and has never carried anything heavier than a five iron in the last forty years, was able to position himself as a working-class hero/salt-of-the-earth/champion of the people so effectively. I mean, Hitler was at least a war veteran.

But perhaps his string of divorces and business failures actually added to the appeal.. that was his 'struggle'.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

March the 4th be with you all.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

4/3/21 would be a better date imo. So much more to work with.

brownie, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

Welp, looks like we all have some serious crow to eat. Welcome back, President Trump, I guess! Whodathunkit!

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

xpost Seriously. Ask Peter Schilling.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

apparently we all have to give back the vaccines we got? this sucks.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

I've heard that ending birthright citizenship was to become the #1 priority in the 2nd term; too hot to tout during the campaign, obviously. Stephen Miller died inside when this didn't happen.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link

sorry Q, your President's in another castle

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link

the calendar is wrong, folks, come back later on the true date


Oh shit they’re going to adopt the Julian calendar, aren’t they? Come back in two weeks when it’s the real March 4!

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

there are actually multiple Julian calendars that might be the true one, just keep that in your back pocket, i mean in mind

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

And don't forget - this is a Julian leap year

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

Did u know that if you look at old calendars, March 4th happened on many different days of the week, virtually all of them, and so it follows that this March 4th could fall anywhere in this week or maybe any other week, only Q knows for sure, have faith and Q will provide

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

(Ugh, until this very moment, one for the 'puns you'd missed' thread: MARCH FORTH. Subtlety, thy name is Q.)

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

there's this new theory i have i heard that trump is going to elected on where the Julian Leap Year date (Feb 29) would be on a non-Julian leap year, if that makes sense. so if this is a Julian Leap Year, which is what I read here a minute ago i heard, then we might need to wait until where the "Feb 29" would be on a non-Julian Leap Year - in other words, March 1st, 2022.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

One possible flaw in the logic: if Ulysses Grant was the last legitimately inaugurated POTUS (based on Sovereign Citizen doctrine), what about Trump's first term? Hmmm?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link

but it could also be March 1 of 2023 and 2024 as well, and those are all just other possible dates if it doesn't happen today

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link

One possible flaw in the logic: if Ulysses Grant was the last legitimately inaugurated POTUS (based on Sovereign Citizen doctrine), what about Trump's first term? Hmmm?

that makes him the last of the Interregnum Leaders, and the one that led America back to legitimacy

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

you might say he's actually the FIRST of the new era, similar to....

https://i.imgur.com/AtLwODj.gif

JULIUS CAESAR

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

Okay, I'll accept that.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

How about the French Revolutionary calendar? Is the Great Winnowing going to happen in Pluvôse?

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

Nah, Ventôse. Or maybe Brumaire. The ways of Q are mysterious.

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rm6cDWE.png

pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

Looks a bit like an Amway convention.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

i should probably not google "patriot sunt el satana suntoo" right?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

They have a branch in Romania, so you're onto something.

xp haha I think it's 'patriot sunt eu' (I am a patriot), 'Satana sunt ∞' (Satan are… the infinity sign? OO? I don't know what it's supposed to stand for here).

pomenitul, Friday, 5 March 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

It's really confusing because I can't find anything on the QAnon meaning of infinity aside for… 8chan aka ∞chan. So if '8chan are Satan' is what they're going for, well… totally, yeah.

pomenitul, Friday, 5 March 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link

death's head flags always a sign you're among good people

Bignefs Proportionable (seandalai), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link

I don't know if this is from the same Shaman-guy interview that was posted yesterday, but I just saw a clip of him saying that a) Shamanism is all about creating positive vibrations in a sacred space like the Senate building, and b) he actually stopped someone from stealing some muffins on Jan. 6.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:32 (three years ago) link

Wait, so he's the good guy in this whole thing?! Hmmmm...

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:46 (three years ago) link

In the midst of a muffin crisis, evidently.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:50 (three years ago) link

Muffin Crisis <-----incroyable name for a band

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link

There's going to be a Qruise pic.twitter.com/P9jnw8KObC

— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) December 11, 2020

Come on norovirus, do your job.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

Sorry but it was called off a few days later (check the date).

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

How disappointing. They'd have never gotten the Bud Light squirts out of the carpet.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

Just heard my first "listener stories" ep of QAA and it was both terrifying and so, so sad

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Monday, 8 March 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link

A Q cruise through the Bermuda Triangle sounds like something we need to send Patricia Lockwood on.

the Love Boeber
Soon will be making another run

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:31 (three years ago) link

A heavy but I’m sure very typical read.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/albertsamaha/qanon-parents-millennial-children

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 March 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

don't have the link handy but there's an entire subreddit collecting these stories now

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Saturday, 13 March 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

Trump’s 4th of July speech at Mount Rushmore came to an end without John F. Kennedy Jr. revealing he was alive and stepping in as the president’s new running mate.

missed this one

brimstead, Saturday, 13 March 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

unfortunately the paywall will prevent most from reading this, but it's the most relatable thing i've read on families that were destroyed by rightwing brain worms.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/interactive/2021/disinformation-conspiracy-family/

here's the first few paragraphs

In a country where disinformation was spreading like a disease, Celina Knippling resolved to administer facts to her mom like medicine­. She and her four siblings could do nothing about the lies that had spread outward from Washington since Election Day, or the violence it had provoked. But maybe they could do something to stop dangerous political fantasies and extremism from metastasizing within their family. Maybe they could do something about Claire.

And so on one Saturday in February, Celina meticulously assembled a spreadsheet of every court case filed by former president Trump and his allies to contest the 2020 election. From her home outside Baltimore, she coded by date, state, case number and outcome. She analyzed how many lawsuits had been won, lost or dismissed and on what grounds. She broke down whether the presiding judges had been appointed by Democrats or Republicans.

Celina, 50, was not overly hopeful. She knew that her mom no longer trusted the mainstream media to tell the truth, nor the country’s democratic institutions to adjudicate an election she was certain had been stolen. It was her anti-Trump children, Claire Ryan contended, who were brainwashed.

Nevertheless, Celina gathered her spreadsheet and her notes and emailed them to Claire, 71, who lived in Maine with Celina’s stepfather. She had to know whom her mother trusted more: her own children, or strangers on the Internet.

She got her reply an hour later.

Claire suggested that Celina watch a video called “Absolute Proof” being promoted by MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, one of the most visible proponents of the false narrative that the election had featured widespread voter fraud. The 120-minute-long video was hosted on a platform called Rumble and purported to reveal conclusive evidence that the 2020 election had been stolen from Trump. It repackaged claims that had already been disproved by the media and dismissed by the courts, which was spelled out in the exhaustive set of court filings and links Celina had sent her mom.

“Please share with everyone you know to save our country!” Lindell urged viewers on his personal website.

Celina lost her temper. It was bulls---, she said.

“Your response was to find some idiot’s video...and think that somehow that proves your point,” she wrote back. “I gave up my weekend to make sure you had access to see what real evidence and research looks like, and you somehow think a video is … what? Evidence? Proof?”

What Celina wrote as a closing rebuke: “You used to be smarter than this.”

What Celina had been thinking for months now but could not find a way to say: “I want my mom back. I’m terrified for her.”

* * *

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link

“Your response was to find some idiot’s video...and think that somehow that proves your point,” she wrote back. “I gave up my weekend to make sure you had access to see what real evidence and research looks like, and you somehow think a video is … what? Evidence? Proof?”

this part in particular, (as well as several others in the story) is eerily similar to some of my experiences. there is a relentlessly horrifying feeling you get when a family members says something completely and obviously wrong, you spend a ton of time trying to prove it so conclusively that there can be no doubt, and then you get a link to the dumbest thing of all time as their response. it's a really sinking, awful feeling.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

and this, many paragraphs later, the closing words:

Toward the end of February, Claire invited Laurie over to her house for coffee and scones. They did not talk about politics. Laurie urged Claire to get the coronavirus vaccine like she had just done, but Claire again declined.

They left it at that.

“It’s when we try to convince each other, that’s when things get so divisive,” Claire said. “There are videos, there are interviews that I find that are meaningful, but when I send them to the kids they get upset. So I’m not going to send them anymore.”

as a white midwesterner, i get that this kind of story is closer to my experience than for many others, but THAT is the most relatable thing i've read in several years

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

I've definitely had that experience of someome suggesting some video that makes lots of interesting points or whatever. My response at these days is to just shut them down immediately and make it clear that I have no interest or time to sit through someone's crackpot theories. I also point out that you can look up any topic you want on Google News and get dozens of articles across the political spectrum if you really are interested in sorting out fact from fiction on a given topic.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 13 March 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

i had someone quote a Babylon Bee article at me and when I pointed out that it was not only satire but that the website actually labeled itself as satire, she replied "WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THIS IS SATIRE??? THIS IS REAL!"

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 March 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

What else did Sean Davis say

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 March 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

The satire is generally more real than the dull reality, it's true

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 13 March 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

this part in particular, (as well as several others in the story) is eerily similar to some of my experiences. there is a relentlessly horrifying feeling you get when a family members says something completely and obviously wrong, you spend a ton of time trying to prove it so conclusively that there can be no doubt, and then you get a link to the dumbest thing of all time as their response. it's a really sinking, awful feeling.

not a family member but a pretty good friend got deep into this fake outrage hellhole during the trump years and esp during the pandemic. he thinks I live in a city under siege by antia death squads or something and sometimes sends me obv bullshit that anyone with a normally functioning brain would be able to spot for what it is. I walked down to the supposed scene of a riot one time and snapped some pics. nothing had happened, of course. sunny day, people shopping and hanging out.

called him on it the next time he brought up some new nonsense. said something like "your sources are bad, you shouldn't trust them, here's an example that I personally disproved." but response was similar... he just found yet more videos from these garbage twitter accounts and sent me those. "maybe you didn't get there in time, windows can be repaired" etc. instead of, you know, just believing your friend that literally lives there and just sent you photo evidence.

shit sucks.

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Saturday, 13 March 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link

and this person used to have cool and weird hobbies that were a lot of fun to talk about! all of that now almost entirely displaced by... this updated and only barely different riff on... 'the war on xmas'? arghhh.

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Saturday, 13 March 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

just like hobbies form part of your identity, so does associating with qAnon, except instead of becoming part of your identity, it IS your identity. and then they can't shut it off.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 March 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

I hear their meaningless lives are imbued with meaning now.

pomenitul, Saturday, 13 March 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

except instead of becoming part of your identity, it IS your identity. and then they can't shut it off

yea, even when I try to talk about normal stuff and diffuse the politics, I can just tell he really wants to talk about whatever is going on in maga land at the moment instead. and I'll eventually get a link to, like... an article about how sacha baron cohen is a hypocrite or something, zzzzz

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Saturday, 13 March 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

I hear their meaningless lives are imbued with meaning now.

Fighting for the redemption of the world, it's the same job as superheroes!

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Saturday, 13 March 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

and the best superheroes are the ones that are also persecuted and not even thanked for their efforts

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

My mom has some...odd beliefs, but I'm blessed that I know absolutely no one that fits these profiles, or that I cut them off years ago.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Sunday, 14 March 2021 11:59 (three years ago) link

for all your horrifying QAnon testimonial needs

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link

Am I naive to ask if this level of delusion is unprecedented in human history?

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:25 (three years ago) link

One I cut off years ago was a high school friend. He exists in the area where left-wing hippie spirituality shit mixes with libertarian anti-vaxx racism. Judging by his open profiles on the internet, he's still on that beat.

Sad. I used to love getting stoned and listening to dub with him.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:30 (three years ago) link

Halfway, I mean...not to sound glib, but there are billions of people who believe in a literal skydad.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:31 (three years ago) link

Yes, but most religious people have been able to reconcile belief and reality to the extent that they could exist in society with those who didn't believe.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link

Am I naive to ask if this level of delusion is unprecedented in human history?

Remember the Children’s Crusade?

pomenitul, Sunday, 14 March 2021 13:05 (three years ago) link

Sure, and that turned out OK! No worries.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 14 March 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

I think the difference between generic SkyDad belief and Q cultism (or any such niche belief) is that a lot of people grow up within SkyDad belief systems and just accept them as the natural way of the world — which is easy to do, when the majority of other people you interact with also adhere to some version of SkyDadism. Whereas with Q, you have to really do the work — do the research! — to get immersed, it's not going to just happen passively. (Although algorithms I guess allow it happen somewhat passively. But you still have to click and keep clicking.)

don't worry we'll have entire Q households with second generations of Q pilled weirdos before long

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link

'God-Emperor' will no longer be a metaphor a couple of generations from now.

pomenitul, Sunday, 14 March 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

most religious people have been able to reconcile belief and reality to the extent that they could exist in society with those who didn't believe.

don't know if that's historically accurate

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 March 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link

There have definitely been instances of greater mass delusion but they mostly belong to an era before rationality (or at least some half-hearted simulacrum thereof) became a primary driver of human society. Like back when the execution of suspected witches was an everyday thing.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Sunday, 14 March 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link

I feel bad for the people who take all the time to meticulously assemble counter-cases like the one above, but that’s not really how you change someone’s belief system, is it?

If you try to directly attack a closely held belief that someone forms part of their identity without addressing the underlying belief(s) that supports that one and giving them a more cogent replacement, they’re just going to re-cement their belief in deeper.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 14 March 2021 17:15 (three years ago) link

Like back when the execution of suspected witches was an everyday thing.

Pfft, implying Trump wasn't the victim of the greatest witch hunt in the history of America.

pomenitul, Sunday, 14 March 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

Who needs QAnon when you've got Sabmyk?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/20/revealed-man-behind-fast-growing-cult-becoming-the-new-qanon-sabmyk-network

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

Ok I havent read this thread but did scan it; anyone watching the Qanon doc on HBO? Two episodes so far and lengthy time spent in the home of JIm Watkins and his son. Jesus christ these people are weird. Dude who started 8chan (hotwheels) seems like a paragon of normality compared to both of them.

akm, Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

ark of the covenant

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

We've watched I think almost three episodes of the doc. Like most of these things it's a little too padded out but it's ok. Works as well as a doc about the seedier, grosser side of the internet and the people that keep it running and, to a lesser extent, why they do that. It's telling that this Q bullshit is so connected to 8chan, but many the interviewed Q adherents claim to avoid 8chan if not outright claim not to even know what kind of cesspool it is. Lot of compartmentalization going on.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 March 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

I watched the first episode. I feel like I've listened to enough of the QAA podcast that I'm not learning anything.

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

We just made it to episode 4, where it shifts from hypothesizing one of the Watkins is behind it all, to ... Bannon. Unless that is the younger Watkins misdirecting attention to protect himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/b/b8/StanLane.jpg

Boebert's biological dad (allegedly)

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 29 March 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

I feel like a certain amount of the driver for phenomena like QAnon has to just be boredom. Like the impulse to believe that there's a hidden world underlying the world in front of you must partly come from a sense that the world in front of you is hopelessly banal and dreary.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

I've definitely seen that argument more than a few places. It makes a certain sense.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link

Who knew we’d be nostalgic for valium

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 12:00 (three years ago) link

Hey babe, tale a walk on the Q side

calzone layer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 12:05 (three years ago) link

https://www.rawstory.com/qanon-suez-canal/

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link

re: the article Ned linked above, I really don't get how Obama voters could've deluded themselves into following Q to vote for Trump. It always seemed to me that most Q followers were just Trump supporters looking for moral cover because Trump was so obviously terrible. Like, yeah, he's bad, but he's going to take down something much, much worse going on in the deep state.

But then they go on about how Trump is connected to Q through the number 17 because Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet, and he said that he visited DC exactly 17 times before he was elected, such a detail must mean something! And they immediately follow that by saying that they can't support Biden because he reversed 17 of Trump's executive orders that afternoon. Hello? 17 is your magic number, dummy, shouldn't that mean that Biden is taking up the Q mantle? But no, for some reason it only works for Trump.

I find it hard to believe that these people would've been Biden voters if only they hadn't started tying everyday coincidences into a framework that demands Trump as president forever. Wanting Trump as president forever seems like it would've been starting point of their Q journey, whether they realized it or not before jumping on board, it doesn't make any sense that they just ended up there as the destination.

BrianB, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

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Meet me at the corner of Haile and Selassie (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link

^^ flagged, encourage all others to do the same

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

What was it??

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

Filmmaker doing a reddit AMA right now. One of the first exchanges:

mjayultra
51 minutes ago
What does Jim Watkins smell like

cullenhoback
14 minutes ago
Sweat

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 April 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link

Finished the doc, was pretty entertaining, if only as a chronicle of the evolution of the seedier corners of the internet. Also, I think maybe the ... fourth thing I've seen this year that ends with the arrival of the pandemic?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link

Hey guys... got some tats I need to change. Any ideas? pic.twitter.com/70d2dBTr5J

— Quello Holbeck (@HolbeckDavid) April 7, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 8 April 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/lyl9ieiumdc61.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

yea this was good, highly bingeable & i am trusting of hbo's docs & what they choose to buy/air/produce whataver

ron watkins reminds me of my finacee's cousin whos a p cool guy

johnny crunch, Friday, 9 April 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link

Goddammit, I used to like this guy. Person of Interest was a great show.

Actor Jim Caviezel appeared at a right-wing COVID conspiracy theorist conference yesterday and promoted the QAnon blood-harvesting conspiracy theory (https://t.co/9RgU0ORDVI) about "the adrenochroming of children." (clip 1/2) pic.twitter.com/JZWxpFbjFY

— Eric Hananoki (@ehananoki) April 17, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 17 April 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

I'd always heard he was a right-wing religious zealot, going back to when he played Jesus in Mel Gibson's tortureporn Passion.

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I thought he was a known quantity. And Barry Pepper? I always got those two confused, not because they look like but because they're in the same sorts of shitty movies.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link

I knew he was politically conservative and super Catholic. I did not know he was insane.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

ah ok barry pepper just put a name to face I've seen many times

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

Jim Caviezel once read a book about Navy SEALs and cried so hard the only way to cheer up was buying himself a sick Mustang to honor the troops pic.twitter.com/P9sUBGmAmS

— My Name is Philip (@sallutephilipe) April 17, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 17 April 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

good lord. didn't know about the adrenochrome conspiracy theory

Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

aiui, the adrenochrome conspiracy theory was an early offshoot of the Q-Anon foundational mythos, springing up soon after the "pizzagate" and "soul cookery" conspiracy lunacy. because everyone knows that if a little taste of lunacy is good, then consuming slop buckets full of totally batshit lunacy is 100x better!

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Sunday, 18 April 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link

Adrenochrome treatments 100% covered under BidenCare.

Caviezel is a shit actor

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 April 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link

this madness is over a millennia old

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 April 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link

horrible.

treeship., Sunday, 18 April 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

That's such an awful story. Those poor kids. And that poor woman, too.

Fine ham abounds, mom (stevie), Sunday, 18 April 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link

seriously. though from reading the story it doesn't really seem like she was a QAnon follower, the delusions of abuse that she's talking about sound more reminiscent of the origins of the McMartin preschool case.

JoeStork, Sunday, 18 April 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

there are many possible factors that could have led her to a life of paranoia

treeship., Sunday, 18 April 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

there are always people who are vulnerable to that. anyone who has suffered from anxiety knows how easy it is to lose touch with your rational mind.

the problem is that Q Anon and similar theories prey on people like this. violence is an inevitable consequence of the fever dreams that watkins is pumping into the population.

treeship., Sunday, 18 April 2021 23:00 (three years ago) link

Thought adrenochrome was harvested from children, not given to them. Coals to Newcastle

Bnad, Monday, 19 April 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

Man you do not want to see a room full of kindergarteners on the 'chrome, it's just a madhouse.

Guerilla Histories did a good recent ep breaking down the structure of RW conspiracism and how this shit works: https://guerrillahistory.libsyn.com/unlocked-intelligence-briefing-right-wing-conspiracies

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

QAA just did an ep on the history of blood libel, also.

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

Here’s a thread

Lin Wood has spent the last half hour on Telegram claiming to be searching the White House for Joe Biden.

He finishes the story with the claim that he went into the Oval Office and found Donald Trump at the Resolute Desk.

This is delusion at a whole other level. pic.twitter.com/Cs6JYcZosY

— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) April 28, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

Dumbass couldn’t even find a more recent picture that was at least taken after Melania ripped out those trees?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Holy shit:

I spoke to the "QAnon Shaman" Jacob Chansley's attorney, Albert Watkins, for this story. Here's what he had to say... https://t.co/6gZ2jzPvSh pic.twitter.com/b4w62dYvLN

— Matt Shuham (@mattshuham) May 18, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link

Truly amazing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link

really earning his pay

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

another Watkins, huh

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

https://www.kwklaw.net/albert-watkins

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

Oh, but see, they ARE bad people

is the thing

and the insulting ableist language is not helping

but hey

you do you

cardio free europe (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link

yeah all of that.

but it is certainly interesting that qanon lawyers are now comparing trump to hitler.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:11 (two years ago) link

it's in the thread title: JOE BIDEN IS Q

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link

and Q are Joe Biden

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link

where the fuck does this guy get off with the r-word shit? what an asshole

"look my client is a gibbering, blathering imbecile but he's good people"

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

Whoops

Christopher Kuehne, accused in the KC Proud Boys conspiracy, wants his case severed from the siblings Konold, because they're represented by Albert Watkins, who said his clients are "fucking short-bus people"https://t.co/wzzEhwlH78 pic.twitter.com/cjl0tIDkyJ

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) May 18, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 21:54 (two years ago) link

Seems fair imo

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

be ok w/ his head severed tbrr

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

Some followup

https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-siege/irredeemably-insulting-indicted-proud-boy-asks-judge-to-sever-case-from-co-defendants-because-of-their-lawyers-highly-inappropriate-and-prejudicial-statements/

(Watkins has happily doubled-down:

“There is a reason and purpose behind my less than politically correct description of many who participated in the visit to the Capitol on January 6,” Watkins said in an email to Law&Crime. “My long standing pleas for compassion and understanding of those involved in the events of January 6 with mental health issues and disabilities have to date fallen on deaf ears. One charged, insensitive, and vulgar statement and the needed attention is given. We live in a sound bite world. I respectfully suggest the next few days and weeks will demonstrate the prudence of this calibrated move.”
)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

once I hear "politically correct" I assume you're a smelly dickhole and refuse to engage further

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link

"Hey! You ugly fuckface!"

(the person so addressed advances on the speaker angrily and speaker continues)

"Ah, you must forgive me for so rudely addressing you. I merely wanted your attention. I've always been an advocate against judging people by their looks, by the way. Now that you come a bit closer where I don't have to shout, allow me to compliment you on your choice of necktie."

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link

I found this thread of interest.

The Qonvention in Dallas taught me a lot about the QAnon movement's most fervent supporters. For starters, they sure aren't economically anxious. Not only did tickets cost $500 minimum, some spent thousands on memorabilia at an auction. 1/

— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) May 31, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link

GOOD NIGHT

there are a whopping 17 new QAnon supporters running for Congress next year — the vast majority of them Republicans from Florida, Arizona, Ohio, and Nevada — alongside Greene and Boebert, who will both be up for re-election.

— THE TAO OF NOW (@InTheNoosphere) June 6, 2021

Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 June 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-06-23/covid-adds-to-california-yoga-wellness-qanon-problem

Several New Age spiritualists in Southern California interviewed by The Times said they knew a total of more than a dozen former friends and colleagues at the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol with ties to yoga, meditation, energy healing and dietary supplements hawked by multilevel marketing companies.

...

Vocal QAnon support has dwindled since the insurrection, New Age watchers say, but some of the extremism is calcifying into something equally concerning: long-term conspiratorial thinking that encourages radical autonomy and sows distrust in vaccinations, elected officials and institutions woven into the fabric of American life.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

cool times we live in

John McAfee's final Instagram post - a giant Q. The post went up around 1:15PST, meaning he was likely already dead. But he or someone on his team knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum shitposting effect. pic.twitter.com/dW2rXXI673

— Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd) June 23, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link

If he was just a little smarter he'd have gone for "PS I was Satoshi" instead imo

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link

Who are these people? "I will miss you"? He was a horrible person

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

The Conspirituality podcast is really good and deconstructing how a lot of this works, tho I don’t think they go deeply enough into how hippie and post-hippie movements could be reactionary and (right) libertarian as fuck

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 26 June 2021 07:29 (two years ago) link

xxxpost

Maybe he was a Quaker.

Sam Weller, Saturday, 26 June 2021 12:38 (two years ago) link

hippie and post-hippie movements could be reactionary and (right) libertarian as fuck

it was always latent in the 'be a free spirit' attitude, the distrust of or antagonism toward 'The Establishment', and the romantic yearning to go 'back to the land', all of which can easily morph into laissez faire capitalism, bunker mentality and conspiracy-mongering, and radical individualism.

What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Saturday, 26 June 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

A world that has long embraced love, light and acceptance is now making room for something else: QAnon.

My story on the creep of far-right extremism into Southern California’s world of health, wellness and New Age spirituality, and the pain it’s caused: https://t.co/0LN8ZGy9Y9

— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) June 23, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

It’s the simple things sometimes

QAnon fans were initially excited about new MAGA social app Gettr, but they're growing irate as moderators fail to keep lewd anime pics and the "pig poop balls" meme out of the QAnon hashtag. One of the top results now features Sonic the Hedgehog crushing a guy with his feet.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) July 1, 2021

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 July 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link

this may be one of the most important early tests of their collective ability to never say No to anything. Q don't have to say Yes, Q just cannot say No, i'll say it again Q is a concept by which to measure my pain

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 23:44 (two years ago) link

Some background on Gettr:

"Trump Team launches new platform" seems ahead of its skis. Miller's "new" thing, GETTR, is part of the Guo Wengui G-ecosystem. Used to be "getonme," according to Guo's older videos. Guo's goals for the Twitter clone are ... lofty. https://t.co/5UdePX3Yf9 pic.twitter.com/S96J9UlknY

— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) July 1, 2021

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 2 July 2021 06:41 (two years ago) link

Already, overtly racist hashtags are trending on Gettr — highlighting a common issue with “free speech” social media apps, which have limited policies against hate speech.

Two hashtags with the n-word are already appearing in Gettr’s trending topics, and they link to a slew of anti-Semitic slurs and racist comments targeting Black people...

Sounds like they're off to a great start

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 July 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

waiting for the "Gettr...Done" headlines when this goes down

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

truly a “non bias social network”

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

QAnon Supporters Think Trump Aide's GETTR App Is Code for Getting Hillary Clinton

lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 July 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link

LOKKR App

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 2 July 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Was watching the new Channel 5 Q episode and it finally struck me how much all these former Trump circle dickholes are (fittingly) like C-list reality stars in their perpetual grift. Just has-beens and hacks that'll take a paycheck from any convention or appearance they can manage. Opening a car wash? Call Mike Flynn. Need a keynote for your shitty Holiday Inn get together? Call George Papadapolous. Get Sidney Powell to run the karaoke machine and photo booth while the pillow guy gets the party hyped.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

They're scrambling to get their tell-all books out as well, which we'll see in the thrift shops for decades to come

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 July 2021 16:30 (two years ago) link

I live in the DC area and it’s huge fun seeing piles of unsold right wing books in stores. A few years back there were piles of unsold *signed* copies of Newt Gingrich’s latest book at an area Barnes and Noble.

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 July 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

Speaking of books, looking forward to this:

https://www.harpercollins.com/products/trust-the-plan-william-sommer?variant=39373207535650

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 July 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link

Will Sommer’s podcast Fever Dream is great

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

Imagine reading a book with that cover in public, though

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 30 July 2021 02:35 (two years ago) link

30 is the new 20!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

lol wrong thread

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

Given the thread, I just took it at face value and now believe it

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

trust the plan

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

40 - 10 is the new 30, just in case we still need that

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

Probably getting closer to the truth, though.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 August 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link

would be hilarious if QAnon somehow busted a real sex trafficking ring

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:07 (two years ago) link

Dominion’s 213 page defamation complaint against OAN https://t.co/lzsuSfGS4R

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 10, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:48 (two years ago) link

Whoops!

👀 pic.twitter.com/3jZwoDB9MF

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) August 10, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

I'm not sure if this is exactly Q or just some evangelical thing, but big suburban county outside Nashville is having a doozy of a school board meeting tonight. (Mostly about masks.) Google is not helping me with "the 8th Army."

A threat from this veteran: “You have awakened the 8th army and we will come for you and the Holy Spirit is coming with us” #WilcoBoardMeeting 😷 pic.twitter.com/K9ID9dirRE

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) August 10, 2021

wow, then the cheers

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link

i'm starting to think that 2021 is actually the end of the world. nostradamus was right, one of those times. because if that veteran shows up to a fight with the 8th army and the holy spirit, i am his enemy and i will fight back

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link

"i'm a giant fucking dumbass and my ignorance is my holy shield! i can turn my shoes inside out and wear them on hands and clap them together like a seal! look! *clap clap clap clap* they're my hand shoes!"

*crowd goes absolutely wild*

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

Posted it in the outbreak thread too, but ugly scene in the parking lot after that meeting as well:

The parking lot after a school board meeting last night in Franklin, the wealthiest place in Tennessee. Parents harassed medical professionals who had spoken in favor of masks in schools. “We know who you are. You can leave freely, but we will find you.” pic.twitter.com/SzR0uvMeE7

— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) August 11, 2021

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

look, i can teach high school history! the united states was founded by amerigo rasputin, after an important land grant was settled with New Zealand! this was back just before I was born, in the 1950s. and now i wear a special hat!

*crowd goes absolutely wild*

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

this is the worst advice ever, but consider turning your back on "the public"

fuck them

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link

lol that it's the "hey, let's calm down here" guy who threatens to track the expert dow.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link

n.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link

Can we have an anti mask party at an unregulated building that isn't up to code cos Murrica and then just set it ablaze

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

Is the 8th Army some Jack White thing? He lives down there now

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

Feel like forming a counter-cult that attributes all diseases and maladies to NASCAR

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

googling 8th Army was indeed a mess. Historic hits re Britain and Australia, current hits for Korea, but also a couple for the US Army that didn't seem particularly weird. Still, can't figure it out.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

I'm reminded of the Scharpling & Wurster sketch about a guy thwarting a robbery:
Wurster as Brock Puehk, local hero: "He said he was goinng to turn this place into a car wash."
Scharpling: "What does that mean?"
Wurster: "I don't know, but it sounds bad!"

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link

Gotta find a way to keep the young ones moral after school

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link

yeah, i'm having no luck with the 8th army search either! i mean, i guess the guy just yelled it out and and it sounded good, so the rest of the crowd cheered? either that or they're all in the 8th army

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link

there's nothing TO figure out— these people are honky death cult through and through. they live in a fantasy.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

but it is the 9th army that is greatest of all, and it will be the last army

*cheers*

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

8thChan Army

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

it really does remind me of speaking in tongues, though. every week, someone would lose it and start going "SHY-lye-lye, don-DON-SHY-ly-ly, Jesus shy-lo-FIE, lo. FIE-loe, Jesus, shun-SHONE-fa-lye". then they'd finally stop and there would be this low-murmuring of prayer from all the adults in the room, lots of thanking the lord. then a few seconds later, the same weird fucking old guy, the former pastor there from years earlier, before i started attending, would "interpret" the message for the rest of us. at the top of his lungs he would be like "MY SON HAS BEEN SENT TO THE EARTH TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF EVIL. I SAYETH TO YOU, ALL OF THE WORLD WILL BE JUDGED, AND MY SON WILL BE THE JUDGE, I SAY UNTO YOU, AMEN, AMEN". and then the adults would all keep praying all around the room and say "amen". what a message the holy spirit had delivered, what a moment. and this would play out every week! a different message, but always an obviously fake tongue, and always with the old preacher translating to some complete bullshit lol

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

but my point is, i guess, if you're an adult in that group (the 8th army group, white pentecostals in the woods, Q is joe biden, the fellas), you better say "amen" after the really big dumb thing happens. you don't let the old preacher perform a goddamn MIRACLE in your midst and not say "amen" afterward, no matter how fucking transparently pathetically staged that miracle was, a miracle on cue. if don't say Amen you don't come back the next week. i guess for those school board people and the 8th army and the holy spirit, it's the same. all the adults around you cheer, so you cheer too

?

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

honky death cult through and through. they live in a fantasy.

https://i.imgur.com/csVwa07.gif

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

perfect

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

We were docked near a weird decrepit tugboat for two days last week in upstate-ish NY. It was flying several Gadsden variations and a pennant that said “8th sea.” I was curious but now I’m REALLY curious.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link

I'm guessing none us actually want to know the real answer, it's sure to be horrifying, but I am, of course, morbidly curious as well.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link

Ooof:

https://t.co/PMGjHvQVRa

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) August 11, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

xxpost https://www.tugboatroundup.com/8th-sea

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

That is absolutely, horrifically tragic. QAnon influence might be tangentially involved, but anyone who could do that their own (or anyone's) children is just plain mentally ill.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

sometimes the price of faith is appearing to mentally ill to everyone else

Genesis 22
Some time later God tested Abraham. He said to him, “Abraham!”

“Here I am,” he replied.

2 Then God said, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love—Isaac—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.”

3 Early the next morning Abraham got up and loaded his donkey. He took with him two of his servants and his son Isaac. When he had cut enough wood for the burnt offering, he set out for the place God had told him about. 4 On the third day Abraham looked up and saw the place in the distance. 5 He said to his servants, “Stay here with the donkey while I and the boy go over there. We will worship and then we will come back to you.”

6 Abraham took the wood for the burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac, and he himself carried the fire and the knife. As the two of them went on together, 7 Isaac spoke up and said to his father Abraham, “Father?”

“Yes, my son?” Abraham replied.

“The fire and wood are here,” Isaac said, “but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?”

8 Abraham answered, “God himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son.” And the two of them went on together.

9 When they reached the place God had told him about, Abraham built an altar there and arranged the wood on it. He bound his son Isaac and laid him on the altar, on top of the wood. 10 Then he reached out his hand and took the knife to slay his son. 11 But the angel of the Lord called out to him from heaven, “Abraham! Abraham!”

“Here I am,” he replied.

12 “Do not lay a hand on the boy,” he said. “Do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son.”

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 August 2021 00:00 (two years ago) link

I of course went and read more about the case and am even more horrified.. really awful, awful story.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 August 2021 00:15 (two years ago) link

you better say "amen" after the really big dumb thing happens

AH
MEN

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 12 August 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

There's a conspiracy guy online whose blog I used to read occasionally fifteen years ago or so, in part because even among "crazy internet conspiracy dudes" he stuck out as being especially deranged. Out of curiosity I googled him earlier this year, and he still maintains an online presence and is still on a daily basis predicting IMMINENT takeover by the satanic nephilim reptoids/NWO who are going to hurl us all into FEMA camps. He's been predicting this unceasingly for almost two decades now.

Part of me is surprised that he hasn't harmed anyone yet -- he would regularly take pictures of people at stores or other public places and post them on his blog, insisting that they are reptoids who live to eat babies, etc. He was always anti-vax, but now of course even more rabidly so, post-Covid. Back in the day he was I guess more of a generic chemtrails and anti-govt conspiracy guy, but somewhere along the way he became a Trump person, and fundamentalist Christian, not to mention intensely racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, trans-hating, misogynistic, in a way that I don't remember him being before. Like, just clicking all the boxes in terms of being a shitty person. Oh, and he's a flat-earther.

He also sells stuff and begs for money so it's not easy to tell how much is serious mental illness and how much is all part of a grift. But mostly I just feel like it must be incredibly exhausting to feel like ninety percent of phenomena in the modern world is evidence of intensely sinister goings-on. He is morbidly obsessed with "evil" in a way that would give the most extreme caricature of a black or death metal guy pause. But his schtick is so unrelentingly shitty that his personality wards off any empathy you might have for whatever sickness of soul he is dealing with. Even if one were somehow okay with swallowing all of his gross ideological stuff, he is so obnoxiously sanctimonious -- constantly hinting at how special and gifted he is for being able to see how things really are... anyway, reading about that California guy reminded me of him, and how insanely mainstreamed some of those beliefs have become. The guy I'm talking of seemed like such an extreme outlier when I first encountered him, but now some of his stuff is practically doctrinaire Q crap. And again, I'm almost surprised that he hasn't harmed anyone (at least physically?) in the intervening years since I first came across his blog.

dell (del), Thursday, 12 August 2021 00:46 (two years ago) link

Oh come on! No link?

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:01 (two years ago) link

Ha, let me figure out a good way to provide his site info that's not a direct link... for various reasons probably best if he can't trace any unusual new traffic back to this site.

dell (del), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:05 (two years ago) link

I apologize in advance!

https://inothernewsradio.com/podcast/in-other-news-january-1-2018/

dell (del), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link

Oh shit I must be a nephil1m, that's why the vaccine didn't damage me. Glad to know that.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link

Also, I should have just taken a screenshot or something, but whatever. Fuck these guys.

dell (del), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:17 (two years ago) link

Yeah, if you read his vax screeds not only are they insanely dumb, but also ever-changing and self-contradicting. And sadly I have pieced together enough of his backstory, that it's easy to see how in that interview and on his blog(s) he is constantly changing the narrative of his life. His bullshittery is lazily inconsistent and then some. Though I do believe his story about being shot in the neck by the Feds because he was exposing the truth about chemtrails.

dell (del), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link

Or throat/fema camps, rather...

In the late 90s he researched and wrote an illustrated and well-documented expose of the then-new concentration camp and mass execution facility network that is in every state and province of North America and on the morning that he was to take the manuscript to a publisher he was shot through the throat by a CIA sniper and quickly drowned in his own blood in front of his family.

His wife got him to a hospital in time to bring him back from the dead but the hammer came down, then, and he was stripped of his horse ranch in the mountains above Pasadena, the successful chain of computer stores he established and ran which were employee-owned, and all of his fancy possessions. His bank accounts and other real assets were frozen, of course, because none of that belonged to him; they were just on loan from his masters.

His wife had to go to work to support the family because every time DB applied for a job the FBI visited the prospective employer and claimed he was an incorrigible felon and would likely harm someone or steal from the company.

dell (del), Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:44 (two years ago) link

The surf instructor story should be much bigger, these people are sick.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Thursday, 12 August 2021 10:51 (two years ago) link

The 8th Army thing might be a convoluted reference to the 82nd Airborne?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 12 August 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link

Well, that's a division; an army is a different level of organization.

The U.S. Eighth Army is apparently the only U.S. army that is still in the field (in Korea), so it's possible that a military-minded crazyperson would equate that with readiness for deployment or extra vigilance. Like, us armchair patriots are mobilized for action, and therefore we share spiritual kinship with the most active of the active military.

subpoena colada (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 August 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

Historically there are other possibilities, too:

Eighth Army may refer to:

Eighth Route Army, a Chinese Communist unit that fought against the Japanese during World War II
Eighth Army (France)
8th Army (German Empire), a unit in World War I
8th Army (Russian Empire), a unit in World War I
8th Army (Wehrmacht), a German unit in World War II
Eighth Army (Italy)
Japanese Eighth Area Army
Eighth Army (Ottoman Empire)
8th Guards Army (Russia)
8th Army (RSFSR), a unit of the Red Army during the Russian Civil War
8th Army (Soviet Union)
8th Guards Army (Soviet Union)
Eighth Army (United Kingdom)
Eighth United States Army

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

I think it has to be rapture-related, in the guy’s mind, and he made it up on the spot because it sounded right. Sometimes evangelicals like to think they’re being literally guided by god, that he’s speaking through them, etc, which leads people to just start...doing things...with the thought that the things they do are temporarily divinely inspired

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

Maybe that’s one reason Evangelicals love Trump, he’s actually speaking Glossolalia, but it sounds like nonsense English to us heretics.

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:27 (two years ago) link

I really want to work this into song lyrics:

The hammer came down
He was stripped of his horse ranch
In the mountains above Pasadena

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link

It's poetry, really.

Meanwhile, in other slow moving swat-downs of batshit bad actors:

I'm reading the Dominion ruling more carefully this morning. It's early in the litigation, but there are some *bad* signs for Giuliani, Powell, and Lindell.

A thread. (1/10)

— Jan Wolfe (@JanNWolfe) August 12, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 August 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

Good.

"the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Thursday, 12 August 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

I liked Powell's basic defense: only an idiot would believe what I said

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 August 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link

come on, man pic.twitter.com/FXCFhnR1B4

— thirty year old woman yells at cloud (@lolennui) August 12, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 12 August 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

Mobius M. Mobius does not approve

Nhex, Friday, 13 August 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link

wtf can you do with these people?

So this happened at a city board of commissioners meeting regarding masking in schools last week. (Link to board’s original post in comments) pic.twitter.com/vcQ2VxwHsI

— Jerri🌻Jamz (@JerriJamz) August 13, 2021

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 August 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

She read it on the internet

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 13 August 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

Subtext of her comments to the school board: "I do not have the first clue how the world actually operates outside of my own house, but I have filled that tremendous void with these unshakable convictions."

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link

world's shittiest slam poetry

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link

I really want to work this into song lyrics:

The hammer came down
He was stripped of his horse ranch
In the mountains above Pasadena

Yup, it's really something else. And the entire thing is written in the same breathless, wildly credulous tone.

I don't know why it didn't occur to me at first, but that guy and the Santa Barbara guy are both surfers, in addition to being extreme Christian/reptilian illuminati-obsessed guys who live in the same general part of the world (the horse ranch guy is in Ventura County and not Palo Alto like it says on the podcast link). I have no reason to believe that they know each other, but the parallels are still a little striking.

dell (del), Saturday, 14 August 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

Some guy with an "evil face" squeezed MyPillow boss Mike Lindell's armpit while taking a selfie, so now right-wing blogs are convinced an assassin tried to do a martial-arts pressure point attack on Lindell's armpit. pic.twitter.com/zPb1wLo3kq

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) August 14, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 August 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link

What's this whole thing the Q types are now going on about 'Community Houses' and the 'elites' taking property?

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 August 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

It's a simple progression from their deep fear that anyone who sees government as an instrument for solving social problems is secretly yearning to recreate the USSR in the USA. It's the usual reflection of basic US political dynamics, as viewed in a badly warped funhouse mirror.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Saturday, 14 August 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

Ok Twitter. Brace yourselves.

I give you Ron Watkins' (née Q, QBert) best @telegram take by far.

Afghanistan is a distraction for the Maricopa county audit. pic.twitter.com/jMqM0kbCoZ

— The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru (@Garrett_Archer) August 16, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

It’s a false flag-lowering

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link

Meanwhile

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/joe-rogan-ron-watkins-nerd/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 August 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

goddammit florida man

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

Well then.

The San Diego Board of Supervisors meeting tonight featured a litany of deranged anti-vaccers, including Matt Baker. He accused them of violating the Nuremberg Code, called them Nazis with Fauci as Fuhrer, and said “your children and your children’s children will be subjugated.” pic.twitter.com/F9Kx9RHP41

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 18, 2021

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link

similar speech when they made him wash his hair on the last day of camp

I hope they sanitized every last thing he came in contact with, including everything and everyone sprayed by his froth.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

Matt Baker.

Also present at the Proud Boys rally that took place in LA last Saturday. pic.twitter.com/96WvX8l6pi

— SDAgainstFash (@SDAgainstFash) August 18, 2021

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:24 (two years ago) link

cosplaytriot

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

I don't these kooks (like the Q shaman dude) getting their 15 minutes, don't like it one bit

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

Like

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

wow maybe

Alex Jones Attacks Trump for Promoting Vaccines: ‘Maybe Trump’s Actually a Dumba**’ https://t.co/85MwWR5wmG

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) August 23, 2021

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:57 (two years ago) link

as ye auld newsgroupies were fond of saying: "pot. kettle."

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

I missed the asterisks and thought Alex was saying "Maybe Trump is a Dumba"

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 01:34 (two years ago) link

gonna start calling it anqueefa

symsymsym, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

The real Q.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link

time to go anqueefing

that wooq is the worst

Alex Jones is exactly one year older than me but looks 15 years older than me, and also like he ate three people my size.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 02:58 (two years ago) link

I'm guessing it's what carrying around all that fucking la-la-la nonsense in his head while coping with the dissonance it provides by actually having to actually, live in the real world, will do to you.

My truther ex-brother-in-law looks a hundred years old and I'm sure it's because he spends all day on boards reading and 'researching' hare-brained, end of the world horseshit.

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.
― ojo, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:57 PM

yeah i remember my jaw dropping some years ago when he said he was 27. fighting the new world order takes its toll, i guess.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 14:10 (two years ago) link

Maybe he body is normal sized but his head is shrinking?

https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/9c/9cf5b23ea9d5e48b05f75c259033d7b6.jpeg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=052iTp04DRY

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:06 (two years ago) link

serj tarkanian looks different nowadays

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

The reggae turn (replete with shirt change) cracked me up.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link

lol totally

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

All this whilst pleading guilty.. hmmm:

The lawyer for Jacob “QAnon Shaman” Chansley says his client felt an attraction to former President Donald Trump akin to that of a first love.

Al Watkins made the bizarre claim at a news conference after Mr Chansley pleaded guilty in federal court on Friday to obstruction of justice for his role in the January 6 insurrection.

“He had a fondness for Trump that was not unlike the first love a man may have for a girl, or a girl for a man, or man for a man,” Mr Watkins said.

“The first love always, always maintains a tender and soft spot in the heart of the lover.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

not unlike the first love a man may have for a girl, or a girl for a man, or man for a man,

go! go! go! go! fill out the grid of binary possibilities!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

what about when a woman loves a boy

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

*orchestral stop*

when a maaaaaaaaaaaaaan loves a giiiiirl!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

"My client asks the former President to take good care of his heart. He was the first to take it and is the only one who can break it."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

The accused don't always get the defense lawyer they deserve, but in this case...

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link

This here a song, is about John W Smoke Junior
It's about bein' in love and lovin' the love that's hatin' the love
The love and the love and the hate that's lovin with all
It's around the love that's hate that's the hate that's the love
And the love is the love that is the hate that's hatin' the love
It's lovin' the hate
It's about John W Smoke's mom, it's with his mom
It's about his mom it's about his mom it's about lovin his mom
And bein' without his mom and lovin' the hate that's hatin' the love
And his mom and all the time they're there
Hatin' the hate that's lovin' the hate it's love it's the love that's hate
And it goes somethin' about like this

"the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

“All of these people that talk about turning to whatever...” Flynn said. “People need to stop overthinking what everybody is saying.”

Exactly what a Satanist would say

Father of Lies, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 October 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

l don't know if Flynn has read much LaVey but he seems to follow many of his principles.

He likes the sacrifices and the orgies but isn't down with the philosophy part

Wow, a former Q hero being subsequently devoured by Q, Q'dathunkit

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 October 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

Flynn's spouse is Lori Andrade... surely an anagram for something

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 October 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

railroaded

Nadir Reload

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

oh, forgot the N

railroad ned

In a video entitled “Some Have Said That General Flynn Prayed to Satan in a Recent Prayer,” host Paul Oebel gave Flynn a chance to rebut the growing right-wing controversy alleging he’s signed on with Lucifer.

“I even saw a show the other day saying ‘Michael’s flipped on the side of the devil,’” Oebel said. “Can you please explain what happened there?”


Finally some quality journalism

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

dire anal rod

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link

“People need to stop overthinking what everybody is saying.”

I think they need to stop underthinking.

nickn, Friday, 8 October 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

Very first thing in this interview video is a My Pillow ad.

jmm, Friday, 8 October 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

railroad ned

See here

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 October 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

Is “railroad” a verb or an adjective here?

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link

MONTCLAIR, N.J., April 21, 1907 -- The employes of the Caldwell Branch of the Greenwood Lake Railroad have for several weeks been making a determined effort to learn the whereabouts of Railroad Ned, their dog mascot, which had mysteriously disappeared from its usual haunts -- aboard the tender or cab of a locomotive

I thought you were kidding at first!

https://www.nytimes.com/1907/04/22/archives/to-sue-for-their-mascot-railroad-men-want-back-dog-who-rides-on.html

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 October 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

I thought 'Railroad Ned' was a Shocking Blue b-side

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 October 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

With Trump's abject failure to resume his glorious presidency last August, the Kraken Lady faltering badly, and now Flynn swept aside as a satanist, the MyPillow Guy may finally emerge as the undisputed Hive Master.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 8 October 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

too busy carrying the Undertaker's urn

RIP Bill Moody

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 8 October 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link

time to see how popular q really is, at least in arizona

QAnon's Ron Watkins just posted a video announcing he plans to run for Congress in Arizona in the district currently held by Rep. Tom O'Halleran. The man who allegedly pretended for so long to be a government insider known as "Q" now wants to go to Washington for real. pic.twitter.com/Bpx3lPRmcx

— Nick Martin (@nickmartin) October 15, 2021

typo hell 13: crypto in insidious, though (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 October 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

i mean, i don't anything that AZ district, just as i don't know what anything about the district marjorie taylor greene represents in GA. but it seems like there dozens, if not hundreds, of seats in congress that are just up for the craziest fuckers out there, so i'm going to say that watkins is an early favorite

typo hell 13: crypto in insidious, though (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 October 2021 00:49 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Disgusting number of absolutely insane people in Dealey Plaza today.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link

I'm so sure daddy JFK would love everybody being gathered at *that* location.

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

lol

I'm just disappointed that this shit still has legs and dipshits dumb enough to keep falling for it.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link

Prepare to keep feeling disappointed. Probably increasingly so.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

a dozens-strong crowd, with some wearing t-shirts that said "Trump: JFK Jr. 2024."

Wow, they really are done with Pence

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

My favorite twist on the theory was that JFK Senior was also going to come back for 7 days to make Jr prez, Flynn veep and somehow create a new "king of kings" position for Trump before going back to the afterlife.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

Well, yeah

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

I can't imagine there are many JFK Jr impersonators, but if you're out there - today's your day to shine

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link

*taps mic* "This think on? Hello? Everyone hear me okay?"

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

Maybe they'll all honor him by dying in plane crashes

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

bummed if Vincent Fusca isn’t there getting paid and gettin laid

caddy lac brougham? (will), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link

Man, this rundown a redditor provided on what their QAnon crazed uncle believes is a goldmine:

I have an uncle who is deep into this Q bullshit, and he gives me all the "inside" info with all the fervor of a religious zealot giving a conversion sales pitch.

This is basically what it boils down to:

If there's a celebrity you think is dead, you're wrong. Their deaths were faked and they've all been working behind the scenes with Trump to outwit the Deep State.

The celebrities whose deaths have been faked:

Elvis, JFK Jr., Princess Diana, Paul Walker, Robin Williams, and I forget the rest but it was a long list.

If there's a celebrity you think is alive, you're wrong about that, too! All the major Hollywood actors and popular musicians who are supposedly still alive, have all been secretly executed after being tried and found guilty of treason in top secret military tribunals.

The one who are still releasing new movies or making appearances on talk shows? That's all CGI fakery.

The celebrities who have secretly been executed:

Barack and Michelle ("Michael") Obama, Joe and Jill and Hunter Biden, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin. It's basically any celebrity who has ever spoken out against the Republican party or Trump specifically.

The only one celebrity who has been tried and not executed is Taylor Swift. She was granted mercy and given a life sentence instead, and she's currently housed in a federal prison. Betcha didn't know that!

Honestly that's not even the craziest shit. Here are some other top secret things he's let me in on:

England banned fox hunting a number of years ago, and since then the royals have resorted to hunting small children. Trump had Queen Elizabeth assassinated to put a stop to this.

That container ship that got stuck in the Panama Canal back in March? The containers were filled with 2500 children who were being trafficked through international waters. These children had been locked in these containers since birth, kept in darkness so long that they can't even come out into the sunlight now or they'd burst into flames like vampires.

George HW Bush was not an American citizen. He was a Nazi spy who came to the US when he was 14 years old and spent his life infiltrating the highest levels of our government. He was also an evil scientist and the one who pioneered the harvesting of adrenochrome from children's pituitary glands, and to that end, he was personally responsible for the murders of thousand of children.

He asked if I'd heard about the Air Force recently doing maneuvers off the coast of Florida and breaking the sound barrier. I said no. He said, well, that was just a cover for another top secret mission. He alleged that there was an undersea tunnel connecting Cuba to Florida, and that this tunnel was being used to smuggle in children for sex trafficking as well as illegal Communist immigrants. The explosions people heard, which were blamed on jets breaking the sound barrier? It was actually the sound of Trump's Space Force space laser being used to blow up that tunnel.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

this stuff was hilarious until that Q guy executed his own children with a spear gun over it

thanks to this news Pearl Jam's "Brain of J" has been in my head for 24 hours

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

George HW Bush was not an American citizen. He was a Nazi spy who came to the US when he was 14 years old and spent his life infiltrating the highest levels of our government. He was also an evil scientist and the one who pioneered the harvesting of adrenochrome from children's pituitary glands, and to that end, he was personally responsible for the murders of thousand of children.

Believable. Well, the first part anyway. I think Barbara was probably the child murderer in the family.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:27 (two years ago) link

Still can't determine whether this is mental illness or mental illness cosplay. Probably a little from both columns, I guess.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

These children had been locked in these containers since birth, kept in darkness so long that they can't even come out into the sunlight now or they'd burst into flames like vampires.

brb, working on a movie script (with CGI actors, natch.)

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

Old Lunch, the overlap is measurable and it is easily identified by the "do we think it will trigger the libs?" test

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link

Reading about the crazy uncle, it appears that this thing now has a life well beyond the actual Q missives on 4CHAN or wherever it was - he might have hinted at JFK Jr. ('part of the plan') but not Elvis or Robin Williams. They created a monster that doesn't need the creator anymore, it survives on faith and wild rumors.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:25 (two years ago) link

i hope it doesn't feed on your friends and family. but if it does, you will come to know the horrible feeling that is "losing, getting trounced, getting your ass kicked, by something that is extremely dumb and wrong". it is a special kind of sensation, to know that not only does your family believe these incredibly dumb things, but also that they've chosen it over their own family. it's like getting beaten in chess by a 4-year-old

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link

Behavior that - to us - looks like "believing in these incredibly dumb things" includes "acting AS IF we believe in these incredibly dumb things" because (in the minds of those so disposed) it TRIGGERS the LIBTARDS and the OWNS the SNOWFLAKES we are presumed to be. And is therefore presumed to be some kind of twisted victory, to be heralded and sung of as a glory to the gods.

Is what I'm saying.

If you peep into greatawakening.win and patriots.win and of course my longtime hatereading nemeses at ace.mu.nu, you will see precisely this attitude: tongue-in-cheek, always a little bit deniable, "wow we trolled u," "gee, we must be OVER THE TARGET." "wow you're SO TRIGGERED," "guess we're LIVING RENT-FREE IN YOUR HEAD," "getting into your OODA loop," etc.

It's tough to combat this shit because even noticing it gives it more legitimacy and oxygen than it deserves. But not combating it at all would lead to it flourishing like kudzu on an REM album cover. No way to win - which is precisely as designed.

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:42 (two years ago) link

How did the Dallas rally end? Imagine if you'd driven from Wisconsin for that big letdown

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

I just cannot fathom driving five hours to stand in the rain all day just to feel a sense of superiority over someone else. While I don't get the appeal, it's one thing to understand how someone turns into a keyboard warrior that trolls people for hours on end, but I really struggle to understand the leap from that to someone who spends time and money traveling to do this shit in person.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

Here we go:

But by late afternoon, it became clear that JFK Jr would not be making a return, and supporters began to drift away. In Telegram channels, some QAnon adherents accused those who showed up of believing the wrong influencers and being a gullible splinter faction. Others invented new conspiracy theories, claiming that the event was a setup to discredit the movement.

Though many mocked the gathering, Jared Holt, a researcher at the Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Lab, saw it as symptomatic of a deeper malaise.

"For people to be in the state of mind where they are utterly and hopelessly detached from reality opens up very dangerous possibilities for what that individual may do going forward," Holt told the Washington Post.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

jon - It's the camaraderie, I think. You get a few hundred people people together who think "Let's Go Brandon" is funny, and it doesn't matter that JFK Jr. didn't show up. They're trusting the plan. Where we go one, we go all. The true Kraken is the friends we made along the way.

True Q heads trust the plan for solidarity, and have coined the term "datefag" (as in, "don't datefag") for those who might be disappointed that something doesn't come to fruition at a specific time. What's important is that the storm is COMING. If it were to arrive that would ruin the delectable joy of anticipating it. It's always Christmas Eve, never Christmas morning, and that's okay. If you trust the plan. It would have a kind of zen beauty to it if it were not so sinister.

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

I don't know, apparently even a bunch of Q people thought the Dallas rally was insane

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. If you've alienated your friends, family and coworkers with your insane beliefs, I guess driving hours to hang out with like-minded strangers in the rain might seem more palpable.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

xp A lot of them thought 1/6 was insane! An Antifa / BLM false flag. Ditto lots of things that have happened since then.

The disease is sneaky, it metamorphs and metastasizes and oozes to the side when you try to pin it down. Part of the secret of its survival in the face of all reason. It's not really a specific set of genuinely held truth claims - more an attitude toward truth itself. Pernicious and mercurial.

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

I just cannot fathom driving five hours to stand in the rain all day just to feel a sense of superiority over someone else.

Most likely it has become the sole source of excitement and camaraderie in their lives in much the same way that "superfans" of celebrities and sports teams find in their ceremonies of adoration, which helps them to tolerate their otherwise drab lives.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

"find meaning and excitement"

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

This is sadly awesome:

One of the livestream’s hosts shot back that followers needed to show more faith, pointing out how lonely so many of them had been before latching on to QAnon.

“Some of them were home alone feeling lonely,” she said. “They had nobody there. We’ve heard these stories for months about people, people feeling alone, having nobody they can talk to. And now you have, what, 1,000 people in Dallas?”

Suddenly, another woman cut her off.

“I just can’t wait to see Kobe Bryant!” the new woman said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

These children had been locked in these containers since birth, kept in darkness so long that they can't even come out into the sunlight now or they'd burst into flames like vampires.

Hannibal producers real mad they didn't think of this human veal plotline.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link

I just cannot fathom driving five hours to stand in the rain all day just to feel a sense of superiority over someone else.

this is basically sporting events

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link

Most likely it has become the sole source of excitement and camaraderie in their lives in much the same way that "superfans" of celebrities and sports teams find in their ceremonies of adoration, which helps them to tolerate their otherwise drab lives.

Sure, I guess, but usually these gatherings are around performances or games or something.

This is just like a bunch of dudes strapping on their Red Sox gear, driving to Maine, standing out in the pouring rain for seven hours before going back home. "Why? Because, FUCK the Yankees".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link

On that level, I'd chalk it up to that continuing thing where I will never understand a sizeable number of my fellow humans.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

The desire to make and inhabit (often irrationally constructed - ie sports fandoms where the rival teams fans are an enemy to actually be fought) communities (and exclude the other) is pretty ingrained in the human psyche at this point.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link

A big part of Q lore is the fantasy of seeing Democratic Party leaders executed during “the Storm.” So it’s more like squid game than red sox/yankees—baseball rivalries are a pro-social sublimation of tribal bloodlust and this is the real thing.

treeship., Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

And though we're now pretty far into the 21st century, there does seem to be some elements of millennial thinking, or 'end times' fantasy.. the wicked shall be punished (tom hanks), and the righteous shall take the throne (trump, I guess).

I remember watching shows about Nostradamus or Edgar Cayce as a kid, and there was always someone willing to 'interpret' their vague revelations to support the current news of the day... Q hasn't posted anything for almost a year, so the faithful are forced to either A) continually reinterpret his existing missives to fit unfolding events, or B) invent some new crazy shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

It’s definitely a millenarian cult.

treeship., Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

But it also feels like a parody of that somehow. A parody people believe in somehow.

treeship., Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

The heartbreak of learning that Keith Richards is not actually JFK:

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-keith-richards-jfk-john-f-kennedy-jfk-jr-reappearance-flop-1645341

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

"But it also feels like a parody of that somehow. A parody people believe in somehow."

Scientology:religion::QAnon:conspiracy theories

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT - JFK SENIOR WAS THERE AND I FEEL HE WAS KEITH RICHARDS

— ʍolℲ uɐǝuɐɹɹǝʇıpǝW 🇺🇸🦅☥ (@odiboluminous_) November 3, 2021

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

the whole QAnon thing is just a way for people who have been cast out by their family and friends for their insane and reactionary views to have something to belong to. it doesn't matter if any of it is true or if they even really believe

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

lol ok, so now apparently yesterday was an "intentional false flag" to distract from the real STORM and JFK is actually coming around Thanksgiving

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

They do know that JFK was a Catholic democrat, right? Just like Biden?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

I have yet to see any explanation of why they've pinned this to him, let alone one that makes any sense at all.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

Are they confusing him with RFK Jr, who shares similar wack-a-doodle beliefs?

nickn, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link

I don't know, makes perfect sense to me.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

Because he was murdered by plane crash by Hillary so that he wouldn't run for the NY senate seat in 2000. Apparently the murder didn't take.

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

I mean, that and a million other reasons. The proof is on the non-believers to demonstrate to me why it *doesn't* make sense.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

There's a reason I wear this nirvana long sleeve all the giving time...#Nirvana

— ʍolℲ uɐǝuɐɹɹǝʇıpǝW 🇺🇸🦅☥ (@odiboluminous_) December 8, 2020

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

I was more specifically referring to his dad being dragged into this now too, I had read about the bizarre Clinton tie with Junior.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

lol in that Newsweek article the one guy who's skeptical that Kieth Richards was going to reveal himself as really JFK Sr because "why would they still be selling tickets for an upcoming Detroit show?"

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

I admit I have a similar belief to these people: all the abandoned music blogs are going to come to life again one day.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

Let's see.. JFK was 'assassinated' in Nov '63, Rolling Stones first #1 UK hit was recorded June 1964.

Yeah, the timeline checks out.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

Keith Richards looks like an embalmed corpse. Also checks out.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:54 (two years ago) link

I admit I have a similar belief to these people: all the abandoned music blogs are going to come to life again one day.

I mean, some of them have done so! So this is certainly a more grounded and realistic belief system (also one I would get behind).

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link

thanks to this news Pearl Jam's "Brain of J" has been in my head for 24 hours

The whole world will be different soon

The Stones should cover Holiday in Cambodia at their next show. It would be hilarious in context and I can hear Mick doing Jello in my head.

BrianB, Thursday, 4 November 2021 11:49 (two years ago) link

(CNN)Jacob Chansley, the so-called "QAnon Shaman," was sentenced to 41 months in prison for his role in the US Capitol riot.

The Justice Department had asked for Chansley to receive a harsh sentence as a way to set an example among the January 6 rioters, and prosecutors have positioned Chansley as emblematic of a barbaric crowd.

Do federal prisoners automatically go to Leavenworth, or is that just in old gangster movies?
And will he get his fresh organic produce in federal prison?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

oh FUCK yes https://t.co/xkUBBrLke3

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 17, 2021

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

lol definitely

Kinda curious how this will be. I was laughing hard to start dissociating or asphyxiating during the motel scene from the Miami movie.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 19 November 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link

i want a season of reno 911 where they all shave their heads like real cops

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

Oh god that motel scene

motel scene was basically what i thought tati's playtime was gonna be like

adam, Saturday, 20 November 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Only in America.. sigh:

A Texas butterfly sanctuary that sued to block border wall construction has been forced to close due to escalating threats from conspiracy theorists.

The National Butterfly Center sits on the Rio Grande river on the US-Mexico border. It was a vocal opponent of Donald Trump's promised border barrier.

QAnon believers and groups supporting Mr Trump have baselessly claimed the centre is smuggling migrants...

Two women showed up demanding to "see the rafts with the illegal crossing", the centre said in a statement last week.

They said that one person struck National Butterfly Centre executive director Marianna Trevino Wright and nearly ran over her son with their vehicle.

The person, who they identify as a political candidate in Virginia, can be heard claiming that the centre permits child rape, according to audio of the encounter provided to reporters.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:21 (two years ago) link

QAnon had its head chopped off months ago, but somehow it doesn't matter a damn.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link

Even butterflies are suspect

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

What happens to a nation when a sizable part of its population develops mass psychosis?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 19:40 (two years ago) link

Ideally, they all kill themselves. Less than ideally, they all try to kill everyone else?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

More likely: they run for school board

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:53 (two years ago) link

apparently they've had less success at that since school districts can't be gerrymandered

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 4 February 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

Not yet.. working on that

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 February 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

We can't have naked mice on the curriculum.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link

Hansel & Gretel were the original victims of Killary

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 February 2022 20:20 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Guy at People’s Convoy in Trump/Kennedy shirt says Putin is “a good guy,” and when he handed Trump the soccer ball at presser, it “had so much info in it to take down everybody that Putin’s been getting all the intel on for years. It had a lot of data.” From Andrew Callaghan. pic.twitter.com/L29IshefFA

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 10, 2022

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 10 March 2022 22:19 (two years ago) link

On Trump's wildly popular, blockbuster social media platform TRUTH:

The app also recently briefly excited, then disappointed, some QAnon adherents after a faked screenshot of an official Truth Social support account sharing the popular QAnon slogan "where we go one, we go all" made the rounds on other conservative social media sites.

“Ok, so this is the coolest thing EVER… Truth Social Support page just dropped ‘WWG1WGA’!!!” popular QAnon influencer "QAnon John" wrote on Gab. “It’s ALL we have been waiting for, and then some, Frens!”

The screenshot was later revealed to be fake.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 March 2022 22:28 (two years ago) link

Fake Qs.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 March 2022 23:43 (two years ago) link

There might be a world where a Qhole cares that a supposed truth was revealed to actually be a lie but afaict it isn't this world

three months pass...

Saw my second QAnon car in the wild today.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

This is probably wishful thinking, but is Q going away? Did they finally realize they were wrong after the millionth thing in a row wasn’t true? Or are they just waiting for some really big dumb thing to happen

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 June 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link

waiting for dumb shit.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link

Now that 'Q' has stopped feeding them his series of conspiracist bread crumbs, it feels like QAnon has both disappeared and hasn't. They lost some of their cohesion and identity when Q stepped away, but they are still just as crazy and gullible, a pile of fuel ready to be ignited and eager to burn.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

What if we introduce “puzzles” to the people of Q? We can tell them it’s all in the service of finding the big secret, or whatever they call it these days. But then, by the time they realize they’ve been doing recycled jumb-o crosswords from 1982 and sudoku, it’s way too late because they’re hooked! Don’t lead these q horses to just any water. Lead them to the water that is far far away

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link

km I think you're the man for the job!

I think I posted about this before on some other thread but a truck with a Q bumper sticker has been parked across the street from my house working on a construction site most days for the past year. A couple months ago a traffic cop was writing someone a ticket for illegally parking too close to a driveway and the people on the construction site were verbally harassing him at the top of their lungs - ya know, traffic cops, the deep state. In any case, Q may wax and wane but the aggression and hatefulness and paranoia are alive and kicking

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 June 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link

Huh, I assumed that the revival would be about the revival - the new Q posts seem to be just splitting the fan base on the forum I read (which turned full Russophile over the last few months)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:07 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

ReTruthed

https://i.imgur.com/WXDTmUw.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link

so he's the commander of the army of the dead and that excites his base?

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link

World War Good One World Good Again

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link

The Storm, The Kraken, Jesus, all definitely coming real soon, any day now, better invest in our gold coins!

it looks like he's farting steam

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

is that lore?

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

ReSharted

xp

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link

The Storm, The Kraken, Jesus, all definitely coming real soon, any day now, better invest in our gold coins!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgAKnsO6N-s

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

if it's a shitstorm we're talking about, I'd say it's already here

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:17 (one year ago) link

Trump is really stepping his QAnon outreach — last night he posted a video filled with overt QAnon memes on TruthSocial. pic.twitter.com/YIG2wFGyMY

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) September 23, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2022 13:09 (one year ago) link

The Q stuff all works in sync obviously with the talking about "grooming" and "butchering" children (the latter the favored phrase for gender-affirming care). Mainstream Republican rhetoric increasingly feels like Q LARPing.

I'm not saying it won't work but it feels pretty desperate.

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Friday, 23 September 2022 13:42 (one year ago) link

It feels like doubling down to maintain his existing set of rubes

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Friday, 23 September 2022 13:48 (one year ago) link

Moves and countermoves.
The “silent” war continues.
Q

is one of the dumbest things to believe in

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

People out there. They’re thinking and doing stuff. Making moves. Silently. ok?

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

things you don't see

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Friday, 23 September 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link

ICP’s “fucking magnets / how do they work?” line, but instead of questioning it they make up a new theory of how magnets work, and then their entire fan base believes the theory and it becomes reality for them

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

I'm not saying it won't work but it feels pretty desperate.

"Work" in what sense? The Q people are a subset of Trump true believers, who are a subset of Republican party members. This does not grow his potential voter base by one person.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 23 September 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

It feels like doubling down to maintain his existing set of rubes


Yeah he’s down to the hardcore marks to squeeze ‘em dry.

sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 23 September 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link

This seems like a naive take to me. It will “work” for the Kochs etc by significantly increasing manipulation of elections.

Folks, what True the Vote is doing with QAnon influencers -- employing them, using them to target an election software company, funneling supposed claims they have to law enforcement -- is starting to become one of the biggest stories in the history of QAnon. https://t.co/7jNzj2pSos

— Alex Kaplan (@AlKapDC) September 20, 2022



It will “work” by further normalizing bigotry. Hate to say it but if they can make trans rights into a major national wedge issue, it’s not likely to play out well for democracy in the heartland. And they’re well on their way…

There was some discussion of this in the politics thread that coincided with Alfred’s posts analyzing the Latin electorate. What I felt was left unsaid (and I say this respectfully) was that ethnic groups who are more religious will also tend to be less progressive on LGBT+ rights. Something drove Latino/as to Trump in 2016 and frankly I feel like this is part of it.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 23 September 2022 14:53 (one year ago) link

*2020, not 2016

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 23 September 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

Y’all know Hitler only had the support of ~30% of the electorate when he took office. Where do you think this is going? It’s not like once the corporate sector is comfortable with openly spouting their “democracy? lol” line they’ll go back to telling us all to get along so they can sell Cokes.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 23 September 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

QAnon followers search for hidden meaning in cryptic messages from a supposed military leader with the code name “Q” and in Trump’s own pronouncements. The Negative48 spinoff focuses on deciphering meaning using a takeoff of gematria, an ancient Hebrew tradition of assigning numeric values to letters. (Forty-eight, the group says, is the value of the word “evil.”)

god, please tell me that 48 isn't just the numerical order of the letters of "E V I L" in the english alphabet

E...5 +
V...22 +
I...9 + oh...god, fuck
L...12 there is no god, fuck all of this
_____
48

DAMMIT, this shit is EXCRUCIATING to confirm

One man with the group who didn’t identify himself illustrated how it worked using the name of this newspaper. “The Washington Post?” he said. “W is 23 in the alphabet. P is 16. Thirty-nine. Angel 39. Which angel? Lucifer was an angel.”

oooooooh FUCK

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

trump's embrace of them makes sense: very worst case scenario for trump is that he's not able to steal the 2024 election, and if so he can rely on Qanon and the special elite level of Qanon geniuses to give him money for the rest of their lives. it won't be enough to keep funding his incredibly tacky lifestyle, but he will always be very comfortable by any other stands by taking their money

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link

the "get a brain morans" guy must be like a god to these people

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link

that guy was a fed

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Monday, 26 September 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

The Moran guy must be like an ancient philosophical overlord to them like Aristotle

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

The “silent” war continues.

If only it were. Silent, that is.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 26 September 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

he can rely on Qanon and the special elite level of Qanon geniuses to give him money for the rest of their lives.

...and Dornald Troomps Jr has been positioning himself to inherit his daddy's magical grift machine.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

Trump Jr becoming commander of Qanon would be a very idiocracy kind of near-future

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

Easy enough to rewrite the ancient prophecy from "JFK Jr" to "DJT Jr".

Seems like they could find something for Eric to do.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 26 September 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

Oh definitely! I mean he could just say “I’m the president” and then go live with them

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link

Eric is clearly the vat-grown clone that DJT's brain will be placed in after his lifestyle wreaks its natural reward.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 September 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BsSKXNX.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 September 2022 20:08 (one year ago) link

If anyone's hungry for some tin foil stew, here's some more meat for the broth.

https://www.postingthroughit.com/findpodcast/

(It's a ~30 minute podcast giving a good overview developments of recent months from a couple of experts. Choose your preferred platform and find the latest episode "#175: Trump is Q-posting his way through midterms (feat. Mike Rothschild)")

Some highlights (apologies for any transcription mistakes):

It is a legitimizing of these [election denial] movements...and using it not for personal gain...but using it for electoral purposes...and this goes right back to the beginning of the 2020 cycle. A lot of people are not understanding how much is going on at very low levels to make sure this is repeated throughout the country...these people are not just clowns, grifters or internet trolls...people are drawn to "let's blow up democracy to own the libs".

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link

Noteworthy names named: Dinesh D'Souza, True The Vote

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

bonus points: the host, Jared Holt, is a regular target of Glenn Greenwald

Ha didn't know that but much respect to Jared Holt for sure.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

people are drawn to "let's blow up democracy to own the libs"

fuck that 'own the libs' shit. those people are drawn to fascism because they feel their power is slipping away under democracy, whereas under fascism they can unleash state-sponsored violence to put them back in control.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link

Seems to be different names for the same shit sandwich?

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 10 October 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link

also known as the "McRib" iirc

stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

most people don't read "own the libs" literally, as in "enslave the libs", but if you translate the language that says they only intend to use the amount of violent force required to ensure that they resume entire control over society, that's the import of it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

the "own the libs" thing feels like a relic from a time in which cw dictated conservatism's fast-coming demographic decline into permanent minority--where there was nothing left to do but troll. This current moment is more like "Oh hey, if we just do this, this and this we can still control everything forever."

um, can't both things can be true?

The "obtain power and use it" strategy is definitely the MO for conservative power brokers, donors, elected officials.

However, I can confidently assure you that the base red-hat voters are still very much stuck on "own the libs" as consisting mainly of tribal signaling.

If you think that this is all about entrenching power, yes that's true. But it's also true that their path to power runs through the votes and actions of ppl wo love trollerific culture-war bullshit like bathroom bills, 1607, CRT, pronouns, Little Mermaid, Comet Ping-Pong pizza, Hunter's laptop, etc.

The MAGAnauts and Qbots may be severely deluded. But without those chuckleheads, your sinister backroom operators would be dead in the water.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link

Booming post, YMP

The power brokers saw this long ago, well before the Tea Party, although that was its coming out party.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 10 October 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

xp Wildly misspelled post, sorry.

I guess I mean it's really tempting to dismiss lib-owning as a motivation. I just think that the power grab wouldn't (and couldn't) exist without a whole host of Confederate flag-waving "Let's Go Brandon" coal-roller types who haven't thought everything through. They aren't playing the long game.

They just hate liberals and want to piss off liberals, and that is their entire motivation. They exist and they fuel the "obtain power and use it" machine.

So ignore "own the libs" at your peril, I guess.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 October 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

yeah, but there was a certain complacency in coverage of these things pre-Trump. "Look at these clowns raving about birth certificates and Benghazi, is this even a viable political party?" Now we know that Q theorizing and congressmen tweeting at AOC is probably not winning the GOP any new votes, but anti-trans and CRT stuff probably is.

Yeah, a lot of attention goes into the spectacle of the really stupid outrageous shit as well as trying to engage/debunk it on its content, but far less attention to how well it works and who it works on.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2022 23:12 (one year ago) link

The problem is, they have to keep pushing it further and further.

Former CBS, Fox journalist goes full QAnon, says elites dine on ‘blood of children’

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/lara-logan-newsmax-open-border-satan/

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:09 (one year ago) link

who was let go from Fox News earlier this year for comparing Dr. Anthony Fauci to a murderous Nazi physician

wait, when did Fox go all mainstream and establish journalistic standards?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link

Right? I think it's another example of the Glenn Beck dynamic: someone who makes Fox look crazy.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link

maybe Dr. Mengele was offended by the comparison

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

Glenn Beck. Whatever happened to that guy?

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link

xps

surprisingly, it looks like Lara Logan was too racist for Newsmax, even, which is kind of an incredible achievement

https://www.thedailybeast.com/lara-logan-goes-full-qanon-spews-blood-libel-on-newsmax

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

jeez, i knew she was on 60 minutes on occasion, i didn't realize Lara Logan was the CBS News chief foreign affairs correspondent from 2006–2018

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

everyone is fucking losing it

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

I'm not going to watch the clip, but how did the Newsmax host react (if he even did) when she went full nutso?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 October 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

Lara Logan's downfall would be tragic if she wasn't clearly awful. I think for a lot of people, they start a bit down this road and people think they're crazy, but it just makes them double down even moreso and that just gets exponentially worse over time the more people think they're insane.

omar little, Friday, 21 October 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

At the QAnon conference today headlined by Eric Trump and Michael Flynn, the speaker says the ‘Angel of Death’ is coming for various govt officials, and God is reinstating Trump to the presidency by the end of the year. pic.twitter.com/i7tyWOdWlB

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 21, 2022

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 21 October 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

God's away on business.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

I'm not going to watch the clip, but how did the Newsmax host react (if he even did) when she went full nutso?

i wish i were joking, but here's what he does. he introduces Logan and then "asks"

“Meanwhile, these people are coming in freeloading, so you divide the population, and then you conquer them,” Bolling exclaimed, invoking the theory. “Then you get them to agree, get your side to agree, to give these people voting rights. Then you never, ever, see a conservative holding office again.”

she goes into some of the stuff that's quoted in the article. he finally says something

"it's right out of the socialist playbook - you divide you conquer you attack, you get people to come in, you get useful idiots, those of us who are paying for these people to have luxuries..."

she responds by saying "on a serious note", and then talks about how she believes in god and it's the end times, etc.

the host says "final thought, final though lara, I have to ask this because my audience IS very god fearing - final thought: is god okay with a closed border?"

she goes into the stuff about democrats drinking the blood of children, etc.

the host chuckles and says awkwardly says "well let's hope so - Lara, always good to have you on, we'll get you back in here, appreciate your time, and - love your dog, wherever he or she is", and Logan says "on my lap"

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

I have a former friend whose descent from Obama voter hanging out with multicultural and gender fluid artists and musicians in Los Angeles to extremely online alt-right anti-trans/crypto-racist/anti-vaccine/Q-believing cartoonist in Colorado has been one of the most depressing trajectories in life of anyone I know. Not the Colorado part, that’s fine.

omar little, Friday, 21 October 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

The cartoonist part is especially depressing.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link

One of those people whose true nature was either really well hidden or someone hit him on the head. What gets me, genuinely, is how this low-key and gracious type person with seemingly liberal values can turn to cruelty. And his work is very cruel.

omar little, Friday, 21 October 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

I love that bit in the video about gold & silver prices skyrocketing, God's great 'wealth transfer'

This will always be followed by an incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor, purchasing gold & silver coins at special Q discount, get in before it's too late, etc. "Please talk to one of our wealth transfer associates in the lobby, they'll be happy to give you more details on this life-changing opportunity!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 October 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link

xp Yeah, was it in him all the time, or did some external trauma change him? Not long ago, a close friend of mine divorced his wife of close to 20 years. A few years before they split, she had a serious head injury. Her personality seemed to change after that point--or maybe it's more accurate to say the worst aspects of her personality came to the fore.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

I used to work for a woman who was horrible - she’d bring people into her office, shut the door, and berate them in a voice that could be heard down the hall. One day she was hit by a taxi and smacked her head on the curb, spent a couple of weeks in the hospital, and when she came back she was the nicest person on earth. I’d read about radical personality shifts like that but never experienced one up close. It was WILD.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

I've heard anecdotally about lyme disease turning people into raging assholes as well... happened to a friend o' friend's wife

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 October 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link

So Q is just a mass head injury?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link

I was thinking that maybe we could make it go away if we whacked every Q believer in the head with a frying pan two or three times each.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link

Has to be an odd number of times, to reverse it.

nickn, Friday, 21 October 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

Syncretic religious movements tend to be predictably resilient from stamping out, unfortunately. None of the conditions that are driving people into this are probably going to get better anytime soon.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 21 October 2022 22:14 (one year ago) link

Opening prayer today at Eric Trump and Michael Flynn’s QAnon event: “God, open the eyes of Pres Trump’s understanding, that he will know how to implement divine intervention. And you will not surround him with RINO trash, in the name of Jesus.” pic.twitter.com/56vsiVxzs0

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 22, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 22 October 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

Imagine being God, having to listen to this shit all the time.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

the only god theory that makes sense is the one where they walk away and ignore/forget, because after you get spammed by the same expiring toyota warranty text for a dozen times, you have to block and report. it's your duty to block and report. think of that every day for literally 8000 years, when adam and eve walked among the dinosaurs and Q was born

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 October 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

also maybe this is a very obvious thing to say, sorry if it is. but those of you who have never gone to white evangelical church, it's like that video clip milo posted. i think "trash" would be a kind of impolite thing for them to say (note that my last experience of it was in 2001), but the rest of it, the tenor of it and especially the masses of people just fucking all-in on it, hands in the air and lapping it up like empty fools, all of that happens on a weekly basis across the country, all around us, wherever you are

i know almost everyone reading this already knows that, but if you were lucky enough to avoid church up until now and have never actually watched it and been part of it, you might not know exactly how intensely creepy it gets

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 October 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

"RINO Trash" = Best Sonic Youth song

Yeah, I went to Catholic mass every Sunday till I turned 18 and that was bad enough — evangelical bullshit just seems like unimaginable torment for anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 October 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link

I never minded Mass -- never more than an hour long, tops, and the homilies only 10 minutes.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 October 2022 10:13 (one year ago) link

reminds me a little of Paul Stanley, but thankfully he's on our side.

peace, man, Sunday, 23 October 2022 13:04 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Welp.. looks like not every Qbert was stoked on last night's speech:

But for rank-and-file QAnon supporters, who have spent the last two years loudly voicing their anger at having the 2020 election stolen, the announcement was a bitter blow. The majority, who voiced their opinions on Telegram channels and fringe message boards, viewed Trump’s speech as a tacit admission that the 2020 election wasn’t stolen.

“Does he seriously think there will be anyone left to vote in two years, or better yet, that our country will even be viable?!!! We will NOT make it two more years! This is a flippin joke! I don't know about you guys but I'm pissed! The storm is coming…in two years,” one member of a popular QAnon forum wrote on Telegram after Trump’s speech...

“Patriots aren’t in control of anything, the cabal is,” another wrote.

Others were even less conciliatory: “I'm fucking done with this political shit show and WILL NEVER VOTE AGAIN! FUCK POLITICS AND THE NAZI REGIME,” one Telegram user wrote.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/akeqye/qanon-trump-2024-president

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 01:26 (one year ago) link

well if he's lost the Q vote...

symsymsym, Thursday, 17 November 2022 07:00 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cult symbolism in this Balenciaga pic:

- kid is wearing red shoes
- white rabbit
- the roll of yellow duct tape with Balenciaga on is misspelled BAAL, another name for Moloch
- the child drawings show evidence of extreme trauma and ritual abuse: pic.twitter.com/xJBMgw4W1X

— Blue Moon (@BlueOrbit365) November 24, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:38 (one year ago) link

If you go chasing rabbits....

Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 05:11 (one year ago) link

what's old is new again:

Absolutely shrieking over QAnon discovering the Beatles pic.twitter.com/nBn9L9VRz1

— LeiHouse Of Horror IV (@leilaclaire) December 7, 2022

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

lmao

"look, if you take this image of Crawley and mirror it, you get.... two Crawleys!"

sinister

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link

someday they're going to start playing records backward

The Balenciaga thing is one of those massive events in the right-wing information universe that barely ripples outside it. Like, most people outside that bubble, if they saw the controversy at all, thought it was just another dubiously edgy ad campaign, like many before it. People inside the bubble see it as confirmation of every bad thing they think about the degenerate liberal order. My own congressman tweeted puzzlement that people on the left who say they care about children aren't calling for boycotts of Balenciaga. (Because, you know, all those people on the left are definitely Balenciaga shoppers.)

Someone should tell them that there is a picture of dismembered baby dolls hidden in or under literally every single LP cover. Get to work, Q Anon!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

I didn't know what Balenciaga was before and not sure I really do now.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

I would boycott Balenciaga but I don't know which continent it's on.

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link

The handy QAA summary of the Balen thing: https://m.soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-210-balenciaga-ye-club-q

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

boycotting Balenciaga is something I've been doing for years now, I saw all this coming

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

you should have told us. silence is complicity.

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link

Qanon is just boomer prestige TV, would have thought they might have already known who the Beatles are.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 20:48 (one year ago) link

The worms have penetrated the Gen X brain

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

The Beatles have been seen in the proximity of not just of Adolf Eichmann but also the Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Kennedy assassination and British politician sex. What else do I have to say?

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

assumed this revive was about

https://www.npr.org/2022/12/07/1141181011/heinrich-germany-coup-reichsburger

sleeve, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link

David DePape, the man accused of attacking Nancy Pelosi’s husband in his San Francisco home earlier this year, allegedly had plans to also target Hunter Biden, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, and—bizarrely—actor Tom Hanks. https://t.co/o1rhlpKpN2

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 14, 2022

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

Tom Hanks I get

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

I can't remember why Hanks if such a bog Qanon target. Because he was the first celebrity to get Covid?

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

“Proof” of this easily disproven claim is often a link to a Real Raw News article from July 2021 titled “Military Executes Tom Hanks.”

They have a news article.

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

QAnon is like a box of chocolates.

Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

I missed the important release of this important song earlier in the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dS05dwpCJw

one month passes...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/what-can-you-do-when-someone-in-your-family-goes-all-qanon

an excerpt from will sommer's new book about qanon

Nathan had always been drawn to strange ideas. As a teenager, he was fascinated by Bigfoot and aliens. But Nathan’s interest in conspiracy theories didn’t take off in earnest until the pandemic began, when Nathan moved back in with his parents and his social circle shrank down to the walls of his home. Without roommates around, he had been spending a lot of time on his laptop. Nathan gave up any pretense of living in the real world after coming out as a QAnon supporter. He spent his days locked up in his room at his parents’ house, smoking marijuana and reading the Q boards. He emerged only to get food and pressure his parents to watch QAnon videos. Their arguments became repetitive, always starting with Nathan making some bold claim, like that John F. Kennedy would return to life to run as Trump’s vice president.

For David, Nathan’s transformation from his somewhat off-kilter son into the Q-entranced stranger living in his house raised questions about what kind of father he had been. He admitted that he hadn’t been the perfect dad, but until Nathan got into QAnon he had thought they had a normal father-son relationship—maybe a little stiff, but nothing that should prompt this.

David clung to the few apolitical topics he shared with Nathan, including a family fantasy baseball league. But Nathan soon lost interest in baseball, saying it wasn’t “real” enough to him when compared to QAnon.

“I can’t understand it,” David told me. “For a rational person to fall for this stuff, how do you sympathize with them? How do you put yourself in those shoes?”

After nearly a year of increasing tensions with Nathan about QAnon, David’s wife suggested they go to a therapist. But when David and Nathan sat down for the counseling session, they realized the therapist had never heard of QAnon. David spent the first session trying to explain Q to the therapist, fearing he was coming off just as unhinged as his son. The counselor eventually decided that Nathan’s QAnon delusions would lift if he would stop smoking so much marijuana.

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 February 2023 17:15 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

The kook is out there.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 9 April 2023 00:01 (one year ago) link

.

Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 April 2023 00:22 (one year ago) link

i'm not sure what they're trying to reappropriate with the T in lgbt, but then entire thing looks like

ikea
lgbt

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 9 April 2023 00:28 (one year ago) link

liberty, guns, beer, trump

Clay, Sunday, 9 April 2023 00:32 (one year ago) link

hmm. brett kavanaugh likes beer

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 9 April 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link

Hilarious it’s on a Suburu

"The pudding incident?" (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 9 April 2023 01:51 (one year ago) link

out on the road today
i saw a q-anon sticker on a Subaru...

dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Sunday, 9 April 2023 07:55 (one year ago) link

My friend's Trumpy dad had one of those right wing 'LGBT" shirts. He usually just lets him be (a Trumpy asshole), but in this case he intervened and explained both why it was offensive to him and that he should never wear it again.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 April 2023 13:29 (one year ago) link

Let's Go Brandon, Tee-hee!

nashwan, Sunday, 9 April 2023 13:49 (one year ago) link

It’s still funny to me that gruff blue collar trucker guys idolize an effete, gossip addicted new yorker who wears makeup

treeship., Sunday, 9 April 2023 13:50 (one year ago) link

If this is the avatar of trad masculinity perhaps they’ve already lost the battle

treeship., Sunday, 9 April 2023 13:52 (one year ago) link

you have to remember, when he takes his shirt off he looks like Rambo.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 April 2023 14:21 (one year ago) link

out on the road today
i saw a q-anon sticker on a Subaru...

― dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Sunday, April 9, 2023 12:55 AM

Don't look woke
You can never look woke

nickn, Sunday, 9 April 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link

thank you nickn i had no idea where to take that next!

dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Monday, 10 April 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link

chatgpt refused my request to "rewrite don henley's 'boys of summer' to be about qanon"

joygoat, Monday, 10 April 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link

"I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember how I made you scream?
Now I don't understand what happened to our love
But babe, I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of"

This could be in the suicide note of a Q-believer who kills his family

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 10 April 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/us/katie-sorenson-fake-kidnapping-convicted.html

Q-Anon mom facing the music (less music than she deserves but still...)

omar little, Friday, 28 April 2023 23:16 (eleven months ago) link

had no idea she was a Qbert, just thought she was regular old racist

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 28 April 2023 23:27 (eleven months ago) link

Q nuts have been kind of quiet lately. Maybe ran out of thumbtacks and red map string?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 April 2023 01:08 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

How long has this shit been dragging on? QAnon shaman is already free.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:02 (ten months ago) link

Stewart Ehides got 18 years

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 26 May 2023 15:21 (ten months ago) link

Rhodes

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 26 May 2023 15:21 (ten months ago) link

He's not really Q-y, is he? He's more full-on radical militia. Even then, 18 years is well under the stated guidelines, which iirc were set at 21-27 years. Prosecutors asked for 25, the maximum sentence for seditious conspiracy is reportedly 20 years in prison (setting aside consecutive sentences), so even then the 18 years is a downward variance (a phrase I just learned).

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:51 (ten months ago) link

xp: I envisioned something like this

https://ecowhides.com/

peace, man, Friday, 26 May 2023 15:56 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

So one of the funders of the anti-child trafficking hit film Sound of Freedom was arrested and charged last month with, you guessed it, child kidnapping.https://t.co/wGVl8hY7ZM

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 4, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 August 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link

QAnon shaman is already free.

I think the court took cognizance of some mitigating factors such as he's an idiot and until he broke into the Capitol on Jan 6, 2020 his stupid public antics were not criminal. He also expressed some moderately convincing remorse and publicly apologized for being an idiot.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 August 2023 19:46 (eight months ago) link

Some of the videos also showed him trying to get people inside the capitol to listen to the police officers

xp is that film a hit? That’s depressing. I’m in daily contact with someone who’s going through a mh crisis & is deep into conspiracy lore inc Q type stuff, they are obsessed with seeing it (don’t think it has a uk release date)

Everything about it bums me out, seeing it would be such a bad time for so many reasons

Grandall Flange (wins), Friday, 4 August 2023 20:00 (eight months ago) link

xp is that film a hit?

As of August 4 2023, the latest figures show Sound of Freedom has made $155 million at the box office following its July 4 release.

to some i guess

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 August 2023 20:02 (eight months ago) link

It’s a hit because the original budget was so low, I’d wager

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 4 August 2023 20:05 (eight months ago) link

People aren't actually going to see it, though; they're buying tickets they never use so that it will be "sold out" and "very popular" even though the actual shows are empty.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 4 August 2023 20:06 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, it’s the same rightwing bulk-buying that been applied to run the release up the charts since the 90s

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 4 August 2023 20:07 (eight months ago) link

iirc, the budget was well under $20 million, so somebody's raking in some noteworthy profits here.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 August 2023 20:07 (eight months ago) link

And it was crowdfunded, so they get to keep all the loot

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 August 2023 20:47 (eight months ago) link

As I mentioned in another thread, the prevailing right-wing narrative is that theaters are telling people it's sold out to keep people from seeing it. Because, you know, Hollywood doesn't want this truth coming out.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 August 2023 21:05 (eight months ago) link

Scientology used to force members to buy Hubbard's garbage books to keep them on the bestseller list, it's an old playbook

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 August 2023 21:07 (eight months ago) link

Hubbard was a first-rate grifter. He would be all over QAnon.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 August 2023 21:12 (eight months ago) link

MyPillow Guy nowhere near playing in the same league a L. Ron.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 August 2023 22:18 (eight months ago) link

Would like to read a 1000 page sci fi novel by MyPillow guy

A new leader has emerged for the QAnon cult that believes former President John F. Kennedy is still alive—a 13-year-old girl who announced plans to indoctrinate more children into it. https://t.co/lkhNKDz1mz

— VICE News (@VICENews) August 16, 2023

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:18 (eight months ago) link

Joan of ArQ

hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:23 (eight months ago) link

Sad lol

I was going to ask where this kid's parents are but the answer is probably 'right behind her and egging her on to be as terrible as they are'

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:31 (eight months ago) link

Won't someone think of the children?

Qanon movie reportedly just passed Indiana Jones 5 at the box office.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:37 (eight months ago) link

Just saw that the director is really embarrassed about the Q connection

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:48 (eight months ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Q — Indy rescues a weirdly ageless Short Round from the adrenochrome mines.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:59 (eight months ago) link

How do you think they made Harrison Ford look so young?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 20:10 (eight months ago) link

!

i knew that if i looked for the answers on the internet long enough, i would find them!

everything for a reason!

i wanna post cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff (z_tbd), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 20:11 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

file under least surprising revelation ever

The anti-child slavery activist Tim Ballard, whose work was dramatized in the movie Sound of Freedom, resigned from the Operation Underground Railroad (Our) organization he founded amid allegations he sexually harassed colleagues, it was reported on Monday.

Ballard, a former adviser to the Trump administration on child sexual trafficking, who is reported to be exploring a run for a US Senate seat in Utah, resigned abruptly from the group in June for then-unknown reasons.

But the online media outlet Vice reported on Monday that the ultra-conservative figure, an alleged QAnon conspiracy theorist, resigned after Our launched a sexual misconduct investigation against him involving at least seven women.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:55 (seven months ago) link

Shocked, shocked

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:57 (seven months ago) link

Mitt's replacement, everyone

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:28 (seven months ago) link

The details of that were, even less surprising, pretty strange and gross:

...invited women to act as his “wife” on undercover overseas missions ostensibly aimed at rescuing victims of sex trafficking. He would then allegedly coerce those women into sharing a bed or showering together, claiming that it was necessary to fool traffickers. Ballard, who was played by Jim Caviezel in the hit film Sound of Freedom, is said to have sent at least one woman a photo of himself in his underwear, festooned with fake tattoos, and to have asked another “how far she was willing to go,” in the words of a source, to save children.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:30 (seven months ago) link

Saving children to get laid, that's the Sound of Freedom

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 19:01 (seven months ago) link


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