in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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1. hot flushes up from my neck to the back of my head (tho id just had a haircut)

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

2. ears throbbing on alternate nights

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

3. am now aware of approx location of my sinuses

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

4. i occasionally cough

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

5. i occasionally sneeze

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link

6. what is a short breath. was that one? how bout that one?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link

7. what if i *am* hot to the touch, but what im checking with is also similarly hot

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link

8. throat tender (from feeling my throat to check for tenderness? who knows?)

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:49 (four years ago) link

9. I can no longer tell what stinks, loss of sense of taste. For example, Beatles Love sounds pretty good to me rn?

(Was that joke better executed this time?)

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

absolutely not out of place in this thread at any rate

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

I cough at least twice a day. Just beforehand my throat tickles a bit.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:55 (four years ago) link

10. sensitive fingers
11. droopy navel
12. jasper toe

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link

13. I have the clap

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:09 (four years ago) link

14. postman's ankle
15. yolk plate
16. blinder eye

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (four years ago) link

17. stream fatigue

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (four years ago) link

18. third nipple
19. phantom penis
20. vestigial horn

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link

21. monitor brightness adjustment disorder

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link

22. conjoined mother

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

23. Right testicle now hanging lower than left

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link

24. Apple cheeks, pear shoulders

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link

25. Teething again

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link

26. imaginary bodyguard

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (four years ago) link

27. Believe I can swordfight

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link

28. medium intestine

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link

29. Slippery elbows

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link

30. loss of bay leaf
31. slow blink
32. backwards knee

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

30. gain of coordination

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

Whoops

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link

34. farmer tan

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link

35. early onset butt droop

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

36. burst into primordial soup
37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

38. tacos for breakfast

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link

39. glossy brain

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

40. bioluminescence

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link

41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link

42. orthonormal legs

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link

43. failing diagonally

Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (four years ago) link

44. sweaty teeth

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link

45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link

46. falling up the stairs

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link

47. Bats in the belfry

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (four years ago) link

48 windows are jammed

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link

49. ectoplasmic colon

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (four years ago) link

lads we're fucked and no two ways

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (four years ago) link

50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.

26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (four years ago) link

51. would suffer fools very gladly

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (four years ago) link

52. uneven beard

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link

53. perforated fringe

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (four years ago) link

54. Persistant dry opinions

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (four years ago) link

55. perineal fog

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (four years ago) link

56. idiopathic foreskin

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:53 (four years ago) link

57. I'm alive

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link

58. hot heart and moist brain

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link

59. clothes ripped like the incredible hulk

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link

60. enlarged navel fluff

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link

61. cuticle arrhythmia

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:12 (four years ago) link

62. Increased spousal sensitivity to unvarnished patio furniture

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:14 (four years ago) link

63. shortness of sockets

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link

64. incorrect use of semicolons

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:46 (four years ago) link

fuck i need tested; asap

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link

65. urethral logorrhea

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link

66. mixcloud play queue now 3,000 NTS shows long

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:03 (four years ago) link

67. Matt Bianco earworm

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link

69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link

68. Can’t suffer a gap

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link

70. Soccer tongue*

* (imago has this symptom)

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

71. recurring fits of 'agronomist's complaint'

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

72. trap in

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:23 (four years ago) link

73. soldiers' pay
74. mosquitoes
75. sartoris
76. the sound
77. the fury

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link

78. feverish hot takes

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link

79. switching to instant coffee, but not for reasons of budgeting or supply

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link

80. my eyes switched places

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:33 (four years ago) link

81. feet are exactly one foot long

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:36 (four years ago) link

82. uncaring hair

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:36 (four years ago) link

83. undiagnosed ability to juggle

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:38 (four years ago) link

84. every other toe is on fire
85. heart on sleeve
86. adequate knuckles

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:40 (four years ago) link

87. a sudden and demonstrated preference for spiral bound notebooks, specifically those ones where the wire spiral binding curls inwards slightly at the ends so it doesn’t get caught on your jumper

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link

88. excessive and unexplained bleeding from hand after driving letter opener through hand

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link

89. Speculative post mortem

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link

90. ham fists, chicken legs

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:52 (four years ago) link

91. remembers the movie Short Circuit 2 with fondness

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link

88. male menstruation

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link

93. baker’s cough
94. ears taped shut

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:11 (four years ago) link

95. reverse pooping

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link

just realized 93 is actually a thing :(

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link

Perhaps you meant 'banker's cough'?

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link

calz two contributions are possibly the best things to come out of this entire situation imo

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link

Hadrian and OL brought the lols

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link

96. vague, existential unease

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

97. Feverish shitposting

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link

98. Increased daytime access to food and booze, leading to excess eating and drinking.

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link

Lol these are all song lyrics.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link

99. pancreatic amnesia

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link

100. clear plastic golf trousers

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link

101. sudden ability to play the trumpet (as-yet-untested, tbf)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

102. Black smoke belching from open mouth.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

Okay, this one is 100% serious and mysterious and I wasn't sure where to share it before, but:

On my last day in the outside world, I left work and went on one last grocery run. Among the groceries I bought were four cans of soup, of a variety and brand that I regularly buy. These were the only canned goods I bought that day. I did self-checkout and bagged everything myself, so I know precisely what went in the bags. And I was mindful to not go hog wild on things like canned goods because I was going to be lugging all that shit on my shoulder all the way home and it adds up. The weight, I mean. So I get home, I put away my groceries, and because the cabinets were getting a little overfilled, I put a bag of less perishable stuff in another room. Namely, the four cans of soup and a loaf of bread. At that point, we were on lockdown, leaving basically only for walks and to like get the mail. No one else has been in the apartment. So like a week later, as we started to make some room in the cabinets, I thought: oh hey, guess I'll put away that loaf of bread and those four soup cans. So I went to the bag and...there were like ten soup cans in there, all but the four of a different variety and brand than I have ever bought. I...have no idea where they came from. No idea whatsoever. Literally the only way this could have happened via non-supernatural means is if someone slipped them into my shopping bag while my attention was diverted on the train home that day.

So:

103. mystery soup manifesting from the void

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

soup cans be fuckin’

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link

103. mystery soup manifesting from the void

Have you considered changing your display name?

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

104. Biden-esque speech patterns

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

105. some psychosomatic symptoms, difficult to endure, involving the upper respiratory tract

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link

106. Breathe the pressure / Come play my game, I'll test ya / Psychosomatic, addict, insane

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

107. literal frog in one's throat

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

108. I'm dead
109. I'm The Stranger

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

110. felicitous, newly acquired ability to front a caverncore band

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link

111. urge to trawl through YouTube for videos of oddballs giving lessons on etiquette

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

112. Got a wicked case of the jimmy leg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

113. woke up inhabiting the body of Richard Kline (who portrayed Jack Tripper's friend Larry on the beloved sitcom Three's Company)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

114. speaks only in V A G A R I E S

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link

115. perpetual obliqueness

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

116. smiling next to others in silent lucidity

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

117. Delayed choogling

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

118. Sad hands

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

119. bunch of sarcastic raccoons playing ping-pong in the ol’ mailbox, if you know what I mean

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

120. I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

121. old hockey books

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link

121. jerkier, even less confident stabs at hanky panky

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

*122 ffs

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

123. Pre-mullet.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

124. Post-hawk

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

125. Rough smoothies

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

126. Can smell passing clouds

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

127. FONMO, Fear of Not Missing Out

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

128. unable to face down large centipedes

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

Guess I've had cv19 all my life.

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

129. yo-yo won't come back to me

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

(granted, I threw it in the trash, but still)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

130. tragic noggin

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

131. violent craving for consensus

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link

132. morning necrophilia

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

133. travels solely by leapfrog, much to the chagrin of everyone en route

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

134. all sandwiches taste like pastrami on rye

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

135. import error
136. file name extension retention
137. Trudeau cravings

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

140. weak reflection

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

wait

i need that one clarified

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link

141. murky posts

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link

142. most perky

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

143. uncharacteristic assassination

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link

in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answers
Mark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers

nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

145: marker mode

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

146. Toast craving

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link

(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link

oh wows toats awks

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

148. Zoom Lag

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

149. garden-variety garden

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (four years ago) link

150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.

they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (four years ago) link

153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link

154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

> N

155. You are eaten by a grue.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

156. constantly missing the floor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link

157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link

160. ta ta ta taaaaa

coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

162. the gravest sign

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link

163. Rumpofsteelskin

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link

165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link

uhh 164

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link

16,500. bonkers multiples

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link

267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (four years ago) link

164. short term memory loss

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link

i’d forgotten about that one

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (four years ago) link

168. ability to feel woollens compromised

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link

169. Shameless Pillow Promotion

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link

170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

172. Goblin problems

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

173. Radical ambivalence

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

174. yougraine

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

misanthropy

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

176: spelt flower

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

177. battered christ

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

179. illegible tattoos
180. woke cat
181. the power of Greyskull

epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

182. Urine > 99°C

pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (two years ago) link

183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (two years ago) link


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