no, i didn't know that the June 2019 US Politics thread was nasty

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i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

you want the edit or the typo?

The Bite Game with Jim Lamprey (WmC), Saturday, 1 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

edit please! after all, i took an oath

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

thanking you

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

another month of this shit

american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

theoretically at least 17 more months of shit from this particular dispenser

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

listen as far as i’m concerned we’ve all entered a groundhog day scenario

american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

every month a coprophagic feeder in the thread centipede that is "US Politics"

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

Get over it!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

trying

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Paul Campos’ post on the 25th Amendment over at LGM is sobering.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2019/05/the-devils-workshop

As you may have noticed, it’s quite possible that Donald Trump could be a lame duck president for fully two and half months, starting on November 4th of next year, until noon on the following January 20th.

This is for obvious reasons a terrifying prospect. Among the many crises that could arise as a result is a refusal on Trump’s part to acknowledge the legitimacy of the result if he loses (I would say the odds of this happening if he does in fact lose can be calculated as roughly 100%).

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link

Whether or not Trump personally accepts the result of the election is of trivial concern to me. What matters is how many people he can convince he's right and the election was a fraud to the point where they get violent.

The tradition in the USA is to peaceably abide by election results, no matter how suspicious or questionable the results may be. It is so strong a tradition that we had no actual street violence after the 2000 election. That wasn't solely because Gore chose not to incite his followers, but conceded. No one was going to riot on his say-so.

My sense is that Trump doesn't have nearly enough pull with the public to override the 2020 election, if he loses. His allies in Congress only put up with him as a necessary evil. More importantly, there's not one state governor who would take the risk to back him up. Sure, he'd whine, but most of the USA would shrug it off.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

More importantly, there's not one state governor who would take the risk to back him up.

let's remember that Paul LePage was governor of Maine for 8 years, and Kris Kobach didn't miss by much. the GOP produces insane governors at a regular clip

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

they need to do way instain governor

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

The tradition in the USA is to peaceably abide by election results, no matter how suspicious or questionable the results may be, as long as the nominal winner is a representative of the Republican Party.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

Otm

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
3 minutes ago

Washington Post got it wrong, as usual. The U.S. is charging 25% against 250 Billion Dollars of goods shipped from China, not 200 BD. Also, China is paying a heavy cost in that they will subsidize goods to keep them coming, devalue their currency, yet companies are moving to.....

@realDonaldTrump
3 minutes ago

....U.S. in order to avoid paying the 25% Tariff. Like Mexican companies will move back to the United States once the Tariff reaches the higher levels. They took many of our companies & jobs, the foolish Pols let it happen, and now they will come back unless Mexico stops the.....

@realDonaldTrump
3 minutes ago

...travesty that is taking place in allowing millions of people to easily meander through their country and INVADE the U.S., not to mention the Drugs & Human Trafficking pouring in through Mexico. Are the Drug Lords, Cartels & Coyotes really running Mexico? We will soon find out!

so let me get this straight. we will punish mexico for not solving our border problem by imposing tariffs that are good for the united states, because "mexican companies will move back to the united states once the tariff reaches the higher levels"...unless mexico solves our border problem? what?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

those tariffs sure do sound like win-win-win-wins! you add them and you win, and you take 'em away and you win too! wow!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

If we tariffed the rest of the world at 100% I'm pretty sure we would have all the money.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

Because the other side don’t care to fight, do they folks? The Democratic Party don’t want to fight for democracy, it’s sad. That’s why I call them the Democrat party. They don’t like it, but that’s okay. That’s okay. We’re gonna keep calling them it anyway! But they don’t want to fight. Won’t fight for this big, beautiful democracy, and won’t fight for, with, their ...your big, beautiful GUNS. We love the second amendment. Some say the best amendment. But the Democrats ...don’t want you to have those guns. Want to take them away. So you won’t be able to fight them.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

Other posters are much better at that than you

El Tomboto, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

Matt Gaetz milkshaked outside town hall meeting in Pensacolahttps://t.co/APFuQmVHQQ

— jordan (@JordanUhl) June 1, 2019

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

shdn't have gone 2 the brew ha ha if he didn't want to get in a tilly

Wow, just saw where this month's title came from. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 June 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link

Just in to say this thread title is sublime

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 June 2019 12:00 (four years ago) link

Mr. Sotosyn if you're nasty

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 June 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

Trump thinking of nominating a major lunatic to the Fed, who thinks it's Gosplan. She wants to hold a new Bretton Woods conference at Mar-a-Lago and create a gold-linked monetary system. Let's see how this flies with the big boys. https://t.co/MPEAN1DVes via @financialtimes

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) June 1, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

says it right there on the money though

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

ron paulbots should be pleased?

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

ha I thought that said God! Something now totally plausible

weren't stephen moore and herman cain also gold standard fans?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

idk its hard to keep with all this bullshit and i have a masters in poli sci

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Ron Paul is/was a fan.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

A return to the gold standard's never going to happen. The economy would throw a piston.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

Trump has pretty much been a daily illustration of what would happen if your crazy loud uncle at Thanksgiving were to become president.

earlnash, Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Yep. And mine is dead

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

skim milk burn!

The Hill reports:

Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) on Sunday said Democrats who support impeaching President Trump should “buy a spine” and do it. But he also said they’d regret it, pointing to polls that show a minority of voters back impeachment.

“Impeachment polls right up there with skim milk with the American people. But my advice to my Democratic friends is, if you want to do it, go hard or go home,” Kennedy said CBS’ “Face the Nation” Sunday. “Go to Amazon, buy a spine. If you’re not going to do it, let us get back to work.”

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 June 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

That's not a bad angle of attack.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 June 2019 02:55 (four years ago) link

Amazon has body parts now?

jmm, Monday, 3 June 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

Only for Ultra-Super Prime subscribers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link

Introducing Prime (TM) Rib

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link

Skimmed milk is unamerican?

Mark G, Monday, 3 June 2019 06:27 (four years ago) link

You can't drink skimmed milk and expect to have a functioning backbone everyone knows that.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 3 June 2019 07:44 (four years ago) link

o fuck trump is hot now, libs completely destroyed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8HCpCZUEAAmuCd.jpg

naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 10:10 (four years ago) link

he’s wearing Eric as a skinsuit

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 3 June 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link

The new visa application forms list a number of social media platforms and require the applicant to provide any account names they may have had on them over the previous five years.

https://www.apnews.com/c96a215355b242e58107c2125c18fc4a

sure fine totally okay

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 3 June 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

Platform: I Love Music
Username: t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

tim AT kfc.edu

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

how are the visa folks gonna know if i choose not to list a social media account? are they going to undertake a forensic search of every social media platform? how are they gonna know that in addition to my regular twitter handle under my own name i also have an alt where i share my detailed manifestoes on how best to cook and serve every member of trump's cabinet?

naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

i'm sure google and facebook will be happy to help however they can

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

they just want an excuse to jail you when they find out you've an unreported ilx sockpuppet to 51 the usual suspects

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

I read that as Visa credit card. There is almost no way they can do a timely search for your social media unless you just suck at using the internet and have everything on full display. They are hoping you will give it all to them voluntarily.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

i think this is probably intended more as a means to expand ways to later deport someone for submitting supposedly misleading/false documents or whatever bullshit.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

exactly

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

or even remove your citizenship later

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

how are the visa folks gonna know if i choose not to list a social media account?

having talked to people who use a bunch of different data sources to aggregate potential customer data, I really assume anyone with enough money to buy bulk data can throw this stuff together

I guess if you've used a different account on a different device that doesn't use wifi, isn't paid for by any account linked to your name, doesn't have gps, has never logged into any website whatsoever other than that account, and uhhh maybe has never opened a web browser to go to anything other than the one site, you may be in the clear

mh, Monday, 3 June 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

This is why I tell people to never put their dob, pob or even full name on any type of social media website.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

can't believe i'm gonna be denied entry to the states because the opsec around my marxist naruto slashfic tumblr wasn't watertight, smdh

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Are they expecting to get links to all my long-forgotten livejournal accounts? even TSA don't deserve having to look through that

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

I had to work with Palantir once who was trying to gain access to a bunch of our databases of which I was one of the owners. They just wanted a datadump per the wishes of our company but there was absolutely no rationale about why they needed it or what they would use it for. We refused and eventually, eventually they were like "oh, we don't need it." It was kind of absurd.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

i think the elephant in the room is whether or not we have to reveal our Ello accounts

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

I'm depressingly fatalistic about identity privacy because for every good actor like Yerac there's another company that's just handing crap over, or opportunistic services just selling metadata as their entire business model :/

mh, Monday, 3 June 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that jared kushner has stepped in front of a camera once more

Jared Kushner deflects when asked if he disapproves of Donald Trump's promotion of birtherism, saying he wasn't involved with it. @dctvny @hbodocs pic.twitter.com/D2wINVHLIx

— Axios (@axios) June 2, 2019

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

I'm depressingly fatalistic about identity privacy

as a former fed, my personal info (sometimes including SSN) has been stolen at least 7 times, and those are just the incidents i know about. feds make sense as targets, i guess, but also as canaries in the goldmine. everyone should be fully prepared to either become an obsessive data security champion or get used to the idea that soon everyone's information is just going to be...out there

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

canaries in the goldmine

hmm

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

i guess the good news is that it's not a typo

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

(that is my low key way to recruit fellow supervillains to help me collect personal data and profit. it is a veritable gold mine out there)

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

Trump has pretty much been a daily illustration of what would happen if your crazy loud uncle at Thanksgiving were to become president.

― earlnash, Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:46 (yesterday) Permalink

if only

Trϵϵship, Monday, 3 June 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

im pretty fatalistic about any real chances for individual data security too fwiw (almost nothing). and mh is right, bad models and actors do dominate that space.

maybe every space. in this world of “greater fools” (in a nonstandard, nonecon sense), and of trumpy zero-sum transactionalism, maybe the biggest surprise to me is that no non-state bad actors have acquired some reaaaally crazy shit and pulled a ransom extortion using explosive nukes. or like, just used nukes.

*consults DM Guide* the world feels like it’s gone from lawful evil to chaotic evil. or it could be just i’m really aging out, and realizing the world is always chaotic evil, and that my assumption of post ww2 lawfulness, as limited as it was, was even more a fallacy than i suspected.

Hunt3r, Monday, 3 June 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

great now we need to get rid of donny AND end the existence of the two party system. because fuck that idea, pete.

Hunt3r, Monday, 3 June 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

sorry, im playing on the phone and...i’m hanging up now.

Hunt3r, Monday, 3 June 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

a means to expand ways to later deport someone for submitting supposedly misleading/false documents

otmfm. it has a barely plausible connection to counter-terrorism to use as a cover story, but it will only be used as a handy stick to beat anyone they don't like and want to deport, similar to using loitering or vagrancy laws to beat up on homeless people.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

jared has spoken!

Dear @FBI @CIA @NSAGov @ODNIgov @DHSgov: I sure hope you don't share any classified information with Jared Kushner.#MondayMorning Thoughts https://t.co/Rb3G9uBlcu

— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) June 3, 2019

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 3 June 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

If you had a Dave Matthews fan page on Geocities, you probably deserve deportation or worse. Especially if it autoplayed a song upon opening.

Add ten years hard labor for every dancing teddy bear animated GIF.

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 June 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

eh, no exporting that shit to other countries, deal with your own problems, USA.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/PZLjvpOoAO

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) June 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 June 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

i hope this slicked hair is the new look

Trϵϵship, Monday, 3 June 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

but more than that, i hope he d1e5

Trϵϵship, Monday, 3 June 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

this is the water and this is the well

maura, Monday, 3 June 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

trump is the most lynchian president

Trϵϵship, Monday, 3 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jun/03/so-much-land-under-so-much-water-extreme-flooding-is-drowning-parts-of-the-midwest

this seems like some seriously bad shit and quite underexposed in the news, from this end at least.

calzino, Monday, 3 June 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

Recent deaths of multiple ICE detainees were preventable, according to internal agency documents I obtained for @tytinvestigates.

In one memo, an ICE official warns Acting Director Albence their health services department is “severely dysfunctional”https://t.co/OnUrFgeLiL pic.twitter.com/Z1FrQAQSNN

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 June 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

New: The House Judiciary Committee will continue hearings focused on the alleged crimes and misconduct laid out in the Mueller's report.

The next hearing will feature former White House Counsel John Dean as well as ex-U.S. Attorneys and legal experts. https://t.co/tJnD6zhOyl

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 3, 2019

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 June 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

a blast from the past

Brad C., Monday, 3 June 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

the clips from this kushner interview are just...I don't even know anymore

https://www.axios.com/jared-kushner-palestinians-trust-peace-plan-2824a0fb-305a-4835-9a46-51f8611fe421.html

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link

for once, Jonathan Swan earned his paycheck.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link

his incredulity is refreshing

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/xNQotPY.jpg

big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile, the effort to retrofit Trumpism with conservative legitimacy churns onward: https://nationalconservatism.org/?fbclid=IwAR3r_8T3XyFkha3NR9GdtAanT9FlwddV-H2nG5tVA8-1YKgyTFkiEyFUBmY

Is the new American and British nationalism a hostile usurper that has arrived on the scene to displace political conservatism? Or is nationalism an essential, if neglected, part of the Anglo-American conservative tradition at its best?

You'll never guess which one they pick ...

calzino thanks for that midwest flood link, yes it is terrifying and underreported

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 02:59 (four years ago) link

I watched the Kushner episode, and I have to ask, is axios an elaborate joke? it seems like a parody of the NEW MEDIA company who dares to BE DIFFERENT by taking you BEHIND THE SCENES (accomplishing the same thing that anchor banter does)

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link

is axios an elaborate joke?

You wish.

Check out its founders.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 10:58 (four years ago) link

the joke is coming from inside the beltway

maura, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link

china's ministry of culture and tourism otm

BEIJING, June 4 (Xinhua) -- China's Ministry of Culture and Tourism on Tuesday issued a travel alert for Chinese tourists traveling to the United States.

Noting the frequent occurrence of shootings, robberies and theft in the United States recently, the ministry warned Chinese tourists to fully assess the risks of traveling there.

Chinese tourists are urged to learn about the information about the public security situation and related laws and regulations of tourist destinations, to raise safety awareness and step up precautions to stay safe.

The travel alert is valid until Dec. 31, 2019.

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:12 (four years ago) link

Fair comment surely?

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link

Should have made it valid until Jan. 20, 2021

The Bite Game with Jim Lamprey (WmC), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link

more of a sick burn than anythng else

I mean you're not likley to get shot here unless you're doing something really weird like sitting in a classroom or being at your job

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link

This plan to bring John Dean and friends in to testify about the Mueller report seems extremely stupid to me. Is there any point to this at all?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link

Is there any point to any of it?

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 13:31 (four years ago) link

anyone else ready for really vigorous, really shitty rallies chanting “HIGH CRIMES! MISDEMEANORS! HIGH CRIMES! MISDEMEANORS!” not for any candidacy, but like, for fun and nancy. and with no impeachment proceedings resulting. just let the pressure rise.

not sure of best venue yet

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link

is axios an elaborate joke?

The handheld cameras on that kushner interview were an elaborate joke, holy shit. Like watching the blair witch project, starring an empty vessel

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

the GOP should subpoena G. Gordon Liddy and we can get to the bottom of this Watergate hoax

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

is axios an elaborate joke?

Mike Allen and a guy I think was Jim VandeHei sat next to me at a cocktail bar over here. I didn't know who they were at the time, but I tried to make light conversation with Mike Allen. He noticed me but deliberately ignored me. Then I saw all the Axios stickers on his macbook and did some googling, found out it was him.

Kind of a dick.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

hi American thread 👋🏻 the Queen secretly owning Trump discourse is like shit Christmas

Speculating on whether or not famous/powerful people are subtly owning Trump in their interactions with him is QAnon for liberals https://t.co/SKtcuComS2

— Paul Blest (@pblest) June 4, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

This is making the queen seem way more favourable than the reptile she really is tbh :-/

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

anyone looks good next to a creepy psychopath

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

No way to talk about the heir to the throne.

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

lol

WASHINGTON — Republican senators sent the White House a sharp message on Tuesday, warning that they were opposed to President Trump’s plans to impose tariffs on Mexican imports, just hours after the president said lawmakers would be “foolish” to try to stop him.

Mr. Trump’s latest threat — 5 percent tariffs on all goods imported from Mexico, rising to as high as 25 percent until the Mexican government stems the flow of migrants — has riled Republican senators who fear its impact on the economy and their home states. They emerged from a closed-door lunch in the Capitol angered by the briefing they received from a deputy White House counsel, Patrick F. Philbin, and Assistant Attorney General Steven A. Engel on the legal basis for imposing new tariffs by declaring a national emergency.

“I want you to take a message back” to the White House, Senator Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas, told the attorneys, according to people familiar with the meeting. “You didn’t hear a single yes” from the Republican conference. He called the proposed tariffs a $30 billion tax hike on Texans.

Senator Ron Johnson, Republican of Wisconsin, said he warned the lawyers that the Senate could muster an overwhelming majority to beat back the tariffs, even if Mr. Trump were to veto a resolution disapproving them. Republicans may be broadly supportive of Mr. Trump’s push to build a wall and secure the border, he said, but they are almost uniformly opposed to the imposition of tariffs on Mexico.

“The White House should be concerned about what that vote would result in, because Republicans really don’t like taxing American consumers and businesses,” Mr. Johnson said.

Senator John Cornyn, Republican of Texas, fretted, “We’re holding a gun to our own heads.”

just wait til they figure out that the China tariffs are ALSO paid for by american people consumers

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

They also apposed the national emergency five months ago -- remember that bill? Then they caved. Veremos.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

spending this wild tuesday night checking out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Communications_Director

am i the only one who never realized that pat buchanan was communicators director for reagan from 1985-87?

also, from april 1987 to july 2017, there was never a gap between the tenures of communications directors - one would start the day the other finished. trump has had several multi-week gaps already: 16 days between the mooch and hope hicks, almost three months between hicks and bill shine, and now almost 3 months since bill shine left.

i'm not expert, but it seems like it would be important to have a communications director.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 03:07 (four years ago) link

i'm not an expert!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link

Twitter makes that unnecessary.

nickn, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 06:31 (four years ago) link

How far does Piers manage to get his tongue up Donnie's b-hole?

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

i don't know, i didn't watch because i didn't want to die instantly

can’t stop thinking about amy adams as crash bandicoot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

the inhuman centipede

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

lol:

We did it! https://t.co/rx6ZKGyVBD

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) June 5, 2019

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

hahahaa

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

the very definition of an open goal from ivanka there

can’t stop thinking about amy adams as crash bandicoot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

I would bet a substantial sum of money that the significance of what she wrote is completely lost on her.

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

I thought "Jared" would be sound, solid entertainment in January 2017.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

“First of all, I didn’t know anything about it, but I’m not even sure it happened,” Trump told Piers Morgan on “Good Morning Britain.” “I hear it’s fake news. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. But again, I don’t talk about John McCain unless someone asks me about it.”

oh so it didn't really happen .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

Destined for Bartlett's Quotes. Trump: “China, India, Russia, many other nations, they have not very good air, not very good water, and the sense of pollution. If you go to certain cities, you can’t even breathe, and now that air is going up. They don’t do the responsibility.”

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 5, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

reading that in the voice of prime Jerry Lewis

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

Reading that as if it were the final gaseous emissions from a dying horse's suppurating asshole.

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

pollution: it’s real and bad in other countries but fine in the usa

can’t stop thinking about amy adams as crash bandicoot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

We do the responsibility here

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

His words on the border in Ireland were similarly nonsensical. If we have time left for hindsight, its gaze upon this era will be withering.

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

they don't have the freedom molecules, and that's why they resent us

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

i really hope whoever ends up debating this oatmeal-brained fuck treats his utterances with the proper level of incomprehension and exhaustion. but of course you know they won't, they'll just act like a totally normal grown adult has just said a totally normal grown adult thing and not "they don't do the responsibility"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link

fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQxn1yYE7VU

Number None, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

Candidate One: (stomps on whoopee cushion filled with mayonnaise while firing off two airhorns)
Candidate Two: With respect, the assumptions underscoring my opponent's position are baseless, for the following reasons...

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

I fucking wish

En route to The Hague! 🇺🇸🇳🇱#GES2019

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 5, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

46.1% of american voters: i like the mayo man that makes fartz
48.2% of american voters: ... we are in hell

*mix it all up with a little electoral college*
the mayo man wins!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

^ the succinctest encapsulation of the current predicament I have yet seen

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

reading that in the voice of prime Jerry Lewis

omg

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

No one understands borders like big brains in the corner.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

“The Senate won’t remove him” is a terrible argument for why the House shouldn’t hold Trump accountable. And the politics of forcing the Senate to vote to protect Trump are good - here’s Trump’s approval in the states we need to take back the Senate: https://t.co/ahLIlLA7Kz

— Adam Jentleson 🎈🐢 (@AJentleson) June 5, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

46.1% of american voters: i like the mayo man that makes fartz
48.2% of american voters: ... we are in hell

*mix it all up with a little electoral college*
the mayo man wins!

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:03 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow attacked rn

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

lmao

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

lmayo, tbh

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

if you were wondering what all the soldiers deployed to confront the evil caravans at the southern border are doing

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/military-to-spend-a-month-painting-border-barriers-to-improve-aesthetic-appearance/

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

painting >> shooting

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

if i were the CO i'd order everyone to use paintball guns. painting AND shooting training. two birds with one stone. also, to pick up any dead birds they find by the wall (because builds kill many more birds each year than wind turbines. fun fact to mention next time your crazy ass uncle is going on a tirade about wind energy because he suddenly cares so much about the livelihood of birds). three birds with one stone.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

Dodo's D-Day speech sounded like it was done thru a prompter

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

(earpiece i mean)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

He does that thing where he lisps and, like a two-pack-a-day smoker, inhales deeply

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

NEWSFLASH: After Normandy speech, Trump now "presidential", according to MSDNC's Andrea Mitchell.

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 6, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

So they're cutting activities (including legal aid) to kids at the border...

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

Pelosi tells Democrats she wants Trump "in prison," not impeached

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she doesn’t want Donald Trump impeached because she’d rather see him “in prison,” Politico reported.

Pelosi, who has been resisting Democratic calls for impeachment, made the comments Tuesday night during a contentious meeting with House Judiciary Committee chairman Jerry Nadler.

“I don’t want to see him impeached, I want to see him in prison,” she said, Democratic sources told Politico.

Nadler was pushing Pelosi to allow his committee to launch an impeachment inquiry, the second time he’s made that request in recent weeks, according to the report.

An increasing number of Democrats have called for impeachment, but Pelosi has steadfastly resisted.

Pelosi reportedly argued at the meeting with Nadler and other Democrats that she would prefer to see Trump defeated in the 2020 election and then prosecuted for his crimes.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

i want to be wrong, but there is no way in hell that even a democratic led DOJ is going to send trump to prison

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

"it's time to move on. it's time to heal. it's time to look forward", etc

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

walk, chew gum xxp

but yes if Nixon, Dubya ad nauseum have taught us anything is that the executive cretins don't go to jail

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

walk, chew gum

i was wondering this too, like what's wrong w/ impeachment AND prison afterward? but i suppose pelosi is in the camp that thinks impeachment will lead to a 2020 election loss for democrats

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

Was there ever a time in our history where the party leading the impeachment hearings didn't win the subsequent presidential election? It's certainly been true during my lifetime.

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

I mean, I know this iteration of the Democratic Party could be the first to fuck that up, but still

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

yeah i feel like the exercise of power - impeachment, whatever - establishes its own legitimacy all by itself

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

Come on, fellas, rash action might send our nation hurtling into chaos. Can you even imagine?

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

At last.

The notion that impeaching Clinton hurt the Republican Party isn’t entirely a myth. The House Republican majority voted to formally begin an impeachment inquiry in October 1998, just weeks before the midterm elections. GOP leaders confidently predicted that public revulsion with Clinton would lead to big Republican gains. “The Republicans were all full of themselves going into the election,” says then–Democratic Representative Martin Frost of Texas, who chaired the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee that year. “They expected to pick up 20 or 30 seats.” Instead, in November, Democrats gained five—the first time a president’s party had won House seats in the sixth year of his tenure since Andrew Jackson in 1834.

But it’s easy to overstate the magnitude of the GOP’s backslide in 1998. In the Senate, Democrats gained no seats that year, leaving the Republican majority intact. Nor did the five-seat House loss cost the GOP its majority in that chamber. Republicans still won more of the total national popular vote in House races than Democrats. Swing voters didn’t stampede away from the GOP; in exit polls, Republicans still narrowly beat Democrats among independent voters. And while impeachment provoked big turnout from African Americans, Clinton’s most passionate supporters, overall, turnout that year was very low.

The midterm election was widely seen as a red light from the public on impeachment. But Republicans barreled ahead and voted in mid-December to remove Clinton anyway. On the day they did so, there was about as much public support for impeaching Clinton as there is today for impeaching Trump. A Gallup poll at the time showed that 35 percent of the public overall backed impeachment, including 40 percent of independents. In a CNN poll this week, 41 percent of the public supported impeachment, including 35 percent of independents. Overall, Clinton’s public support in Gallup polling was much stronger at the time (63 percent job-approval rating) than Trump’s is now (40 percent).

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 June 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

Nancy Pelosi, please observe carefully the number of years spent in prison by the perpetrators of the financial frauds that almost disemboweled the entire Western world's economies in 2008. Now compare that to number of years spent in prison by the perpetrators of the Iran-Contra crimes. Now imagine how much time Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the USA, will spend in prison for his crimes in office. Then stop perpetuating that "in prison" nonsense.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 June 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link

This "want him to go to prison" thing is inane on multiple fronts. First, as an impeachment delay tactic it's lazy and transparent. Second, it undermines her argument for taking things slowly, i.e. that she's an institutionalist who values due process, thoroughness, surety, etc. Instead she's echoing and legitinizing Trump's own "lock her up!" discourse. It's just not serious. It's stupid.

But most obviously WTF she is actually saying that in the meantime it's okay for a guy who merits imprisonment—a criminal!—to remain in the highest office. Like it's more important to the country that he is "punished" sometime down the road than e.g. have the nuclear codes taken away ASAP

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link

boomin'

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 June 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link

Since the Senate will never convict impeachment amounts to a motion of strong moral disapproval. A weak-looking move.

Bnad, Friday, 7 June 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

Hadrian OTM

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link

the weakest looking move of all is worrying about how something looks. if trump has committed crimes in office he should be impeached.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

Maybe, but in politics, "how things look" very often has material consequences (I agree that trump should be impeached though).

Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Friday, 7 June 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

You've got to break these people. Constant drumbeat of witnesses, bad news etc. It creates its own reality. Yes the Democrats are in control of the House, yes they're trying to bring down the Republicans by any means necessary, why because Republican ideas are bad, they're bad people, and oh their president is a criminal. Whatever it takes. Not fair? Too bad, shut up, we have the power now, don't like it then vote us out. Hate Trump? Come with us.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

Trump has stumbled into a kind of timeless political truth which is that being hated by the right people is an asset. The Democrats keep thinking everybody can like them. Fuck Trump supporters forever

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

true. there is no virtue in being soft on republicans. i would turn the guns on the officeholders and the corrupt interests they represent though, not the average voter. (sanders and warren both do this well).

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

well I mean as the presumed collateral damage from any Trump investigation, or indeed any flavor of the termination with extreme prejudice of the entire Republican project. If they want to go down with the ship, good riddance

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

yeah, sure. i think the democrats are confused because they think going hard on the republican party will alienate certain voters. but those voters can make a decision. and it's not like the republican project has helped them far from it.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

at this point, given the circunstances and the stakes, the opposition isn't even Trump — it's Pelosi Stoyer et al vs. decades of self-sabotage syndrome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

i mean, the republican party is not a reasonable conservative opposition that you can make deals with to further shared goals. they aren't looking for market based solutions to climate change and healthcare--they are represented the interests of like carpetbagging elites and selling it by stoking paranoia and hysteria, often demonizing pelosi herself. the democrats just need to get hip to the situation.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link

calling these people what they are is painful--it shatters the cherished idea that we live in a functional republic--but you have to live in the real world not the fake one

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

You've got to break these people. Constant drumbeat of witnesses, bad news etc. It creates its own reality. Yes the Democrats are in control of the House, yes they're trying to bring down the Republicans by any means necessary, why because Republican ideas are bad, they're bad people, and oh their president is a criminal. Whatever it takes. Not fair? Too bad, shut up, we have the power now, don't like it then vote us out. Hate Trump? Come with us.

OTMFM! There are no rules anymore and defeating Trump won’t bring back a world where there are rules (if such a world ever existed). Dems are still playing by the rules instead of breaking shit.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

Gonna repost:

The political world has changed significantly since 1998. Key among those changes is the consolidation of a conservative-media infrastructure that dominates communication to the GOP rank and file. That dynamic means Trump is even less likely than Clinton to suffer major erosion of support from his base, and thus also from his party’s representatives in Congress. And Trump has repeatedly demonstrated, with the help of the conservative-media ecosystem, that he can energize his supporters by portraying attacks on him as efforts from disdainful “elites” to suppress their influence. That could allow him to wave impeachment as a bloody shirt to spur turnout from his base in 2020. Even swing voters uneasy about Trump might also recoil from the sheer level of political conflict that impeachment would inevitably ignite in today’s combustible media environment.

All of that suggests it’s not a guaranteed political winner for House Democrats to impeach Trump when there’s virtually no chance the Senate will vote to remove him. But the full ledger on Clinton’s impeachment invalidates the common assumption that impeachment without removal is a guaranteed political loser. Considering both the 1998 and 2000 elections, there’s considerable evidence that the struggle actually helped the GOP; at worst, its political impact was equivocal. Which means that, on impeachment, House Democrats may have more leeway than they believe to do what they think is legally and morally right.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2019/06/did-clintons-impeachment-actually-hurt-republicans/591175/

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

Instead she's echoing and legitinizing Trump's own "lock her up!" discourse

come on, "legitimizing"?

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

we all want this man who deserves to go to prison to go to prison

alfred's repost otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

i agree

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

btw the Embed podcast is doing a series about Mitch right now. The episode that dropped this week has a speech where Mitch calls out John McCain on the Senate floor challenging him to name names of Senators he thinks are corrupt. McCain tries to brush him off multiple times before basically saying, "You are, Mitch."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

it is true that Bill Clinton was not re-elected in 2000 that’s a good pt

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

he can energize his supporters by portraying attacks on him as efforts from disdainful “elites” to suppress their influence. That could allow him to wave impeachment as a bloody shirt to spur turnout from his base in 2020. Even swing voters uneasy about Trump might also recoil from the sheer level of political conflict that impeachment would inevitably ignite in today’s combustible media environment.

This is dense with false premises. First, it presumes that Trump's base will not already be maximally inflamed. This is Donald Trump we're talking about. *Not* impeaching him is going to somehow pacify his base? His base will be demagogued into a frenzy no matter what, on immigration and on "socialism" not to mention the investigation his DOJ will open on his opponent. Second, this "swing voter" business. Who exactly are we talking about? The guy is polling at 40%!

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

"political conflict would inevitably ignite"

LOL the house is right now on the verge of holding the attorney general in contempt but god forbid "conflict"

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

His base will be demagogued into a frenzy no matter what

yes, exactly

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

otm

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

"This is one of the true, in terms of war, in terms of, probably you can also say, in terms of peace, because this led to something very special."

mookieproof, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

froooom seeea tooooo shiiining seeeaaaa

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

You need to read the whole article. The point is that there's enough facile comparisons to 1998 for House Dems to say fuck it, let's impeach.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

Instead she's echoing and legitinizing Trump's own "lock her up!" discourse

come on, "legitimizing"?

― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, June 7, 2019 10:18 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok yeah that is an overstatement...I mean "legitimizing" in the eyes of his supporters. Better put, maybe: abetting a false equivalency

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

Because of the 'LOCK HER UP!!!' chants on the other side, it may be preferable for one of the most powerful and high-profile democratic elected officials to say something more like 'I want Donald Trump to face these charges in a court of law once he's no longer protected by his office' rather than 'I want Donald Trump to go to jail' no matter how keenly we all recognize the benefit that would be conferred upon humanity by caging him like a sick ape.

Try Oscar Mayer and Hellmann's new Bolognnaise! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

yes

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

yep

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

btw the Embed podcast is doing a series about Mitch right now. The episode that dropped this week has a speech where Mitch calls out John McCain on the Senate floor challenging him to name names of Senators he thinks are corrupt. McCain tries to brush him off multiple times before basically saying, "You are, Mitch."

lol

McCain was often terrible but I am down for zings like this

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

btw how close are we to an election where both of the main campaign platforms explicitly include sending their opponent to prison if they win?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

awesomely close!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

Could happen this year

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

oh yeah -- good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

xxxp Alfred I see that now, you posted his caveat

it seems a simple political safeaguard (to the extent it's even necessary) would be driving home the message that they are impeaching on moral grounds and per constitutional duty *with no expectation the Senate has the moral courage or political fortitude to follow through*

iow make it clear the senate vote is meaningless because it's a foregone conclusion, put McConell on the defensive

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

there are obviously high level conflicts of interest, financial crimes, and tax schemes that could be uncovered through subpoenas. its not like obstruction of justice is the only thing trump did wrong.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

yes and strictly in terms of dividing/diverting Trump attention during a campaign it's a no-brainer.

He will be in Pittsburgh or wherever next summer ready tout the stock market but totally derailed mocking some former employee who testified that afternoon to cooking his books or silencing an abortion payment or w/e

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

every single day

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

Reuters/Ipsos 2020 head-to-head (polling May 29- June 5, 2019):

Biden 47% (+13)
Trump 34

Sanders 44 (+9)
Trump 35

Warren 40 (+4)
Trump 36

Harris 39 (+3)
Trump 36

Buttigieg 37 (+2)
Trump 35

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Every one of those margins is still too close for comfort. And also a reminder that we need to double our efforts in finding a barge big enough for 1/3 of the American population.

Try Oscar Mayer and Hellmann's new Bolognnaise! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

A barge or a rocket. A zeppelin, perhaps? Whatever gets them off this particular landmass is cool with me.

Try Oscar Mayer and Hellmann's new Bolognnaise! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2019

lol of which the moon is a part

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

🤔

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

he probably meant "of which the moon is part cheese' but he ran out of characters

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link

It's moments like this that I just want a reporter to ask him a very simple, straightforward question and get his response on record, a simple question like 'where is the moon?' Because there's a very good chance that he thinks it's near Mars. So many missed opportunities along these lines. 'When was the United States founded?' 'How many years are in a century?' 'Briefly summarize a single book that you've read.'

Try Oscar Mayer and Hellmann's new Bolognnaise! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

the responses would be the same incoherent flailing he does around all other topics and the effect would be nil

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

i would gin up an impression but it's all been done before

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

The Moon (the nipple of Mars)

Evan, Friday, 7 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

many people say the moon is actually a part of mars. not a lot of people know that but it's a big concern i hear .. next question

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

such a jokester, this president

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

i mean im not even good at that and it to easy

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

i wonder if he'll be hit by a meteorite

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

It's heartening that we're so mired in his swill that video of our septuagenarian POTUS reciting the alphabet incorrectly wouldn't elicit more than a resigned shrug.

Try Oscar Mayer and Hellmann's new Bolognnaise! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

'Of Course He's Stupid, No One Cares' b/w 'Way to Give that Snooty Fuckin' Alphabet Wit Fer!'

Try Oscar Mayer and Hellmann's new Bolognnaise! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

Fact Check: What is the moon? https://t.co/qmavnR0Y54

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 7, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 7 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

surely he was implying that moon would form a part of a mission to Mars? but in that case... why tweet

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Why surely?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

He might think the moon orbits mars.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

Achieve Mind-Blowing Orgasms By Having Your Partner Read Direct Quotes of Democrats Calling for Impeachment: https://t.co/QMrIBi0pYG pic.twitter.com/ApkcS9nMkb

— Reductress (@Reductress) June 7, 2019

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

i still wanna see ~actually disruptive~ marches with *CLANG CLANG* HIGH CRIMES! *CLANG CLANG* MISDEMEANORS!*CLANG CLANG* HIGH CRIMES! *CLANG CLANG* MISDEMEANORS! *CLANG CLANG* but i don't think the ppl are with me.

by ~actually disruptive~ i mean, like, rudely delaying brunch or a bike ride or a mind-blowing orgasm.

Hunt3r, Friday, 7 June 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

given what trump's doing to kids on the mexican border alone he and his entire administration of enabling lackeys needs to be physically, publicly shamed. chari vari. tar, feathers, the stocks. if it's televised that's just a bonus. they need to pay. everyone who now says they support him should be afraid to admit it. there is no excuse. i don't give a shit about his taxes. but yemenis who are still dying from bombs he continues to sell the saudis, children actually dying on the border through neglect, people treated like dogs and worse - if he's going to treat the public like it's the 1600s let's return the goddamn favor

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

guys

Andrew Sullivan wrote a column

Shall I link to it

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

^rhetorical question

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

this was an actual tweet today from Trump:

"If we are able to make the deal with Mexico, & there is a good chance that we will, they will begin purchasing Farm & Agricultural products at very high levels, starting immediately. If we are unable to make the deal, Mexico will begin paying Tariffs at the 5% level on Monday!"

he said something similar about tariffs on China, like he is actively trying to misinform the portion of the US public that doesn't understand what they are. why doesn't some reporter ask him to explain this?

Dan S, Friday, 7 June 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he has had it explained to him, but the lie is so much more beautiful that he quickly forgets the truth and embraces the falsehood, just as a lover who is blind to any blemishes in his beloved.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

yes and strictly in terms of dividing/diverting Trump attention during a campaign it's a no-brainer.

Given how successfully she has pwned him in every head-to-head she's engaged in since the mid-terms, this seems plausibly Pelosi's policy.

She's keeping the prospect in the public eye by repeatedly saying it's not the time, which in itself is stoking more of the public and elected Democratic representatives to call on her to initiate it. If this is intentional, then when they finally do launch impeachment proceedings, it will feel more inevitable.

Having him distracted by evidence and hearings and testimony during the (final eight months of his four-year) campaign is going to be of more practical use than letting him rail against it as a witch hunt to a tame media for a year beforehand.

Building a case (or dozens and dozens of cases) that conclude after November 2020 increases the chances of him and, hopefully, his children and members of his administration being actually prosecuted (if she's sincere about seeing him gaoled rather than mildly censured in office, this would check both boxes).

And he's neither going anywhere else as long as he remains in office, nor is he going to get less crime-ier during the next year. She seems to be fairly skilled at playing the long game, and this isn't that long.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 7 June 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

This may be true, but the Democrats are coming off as indecisive right now. It's not that they need to impeach immediately, but they need to at least make people feel like they are aggressively moving things forward. Their approach is instead maddeningly passive.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 7 June 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

I'm agnostic on whether it's an advisable approach, and it's just speculation on my part. But it fits with everything else that she both says and does publicly.

they need to at least make people feel like they are aggressively moving things forward

It's only a couple of weeks since a 100-week investigation concluded, in a frustrating fashion. I can see value both in optics and strategy in not leaping into something else immediately with no planning.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 7 June 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

sometimes you just want thor to cut of thanos's head and then turn into the dude. so to speak.

Hunt3r, Friday, 7 June 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

"off"

Hunt3r, Friday, 7 June 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

Pelosi will come out for impeachment the way Obama came out for gay marriage (i.e. only after it is a political inevitability).

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 7 June 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

iirc that's the only good thing biden's done -- getting out ahead of obama on gay marriage

mookieproof, Friday, 7 June 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

iirc Biden voted for the Defense of Marriage Act?

Ambient Police (sleeve), Saturday, 8 June 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

lol i don't doubt it

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2019 00:41 (four years ago) link

Yes, it's a stiff competition (not to mention a competition of stiffs), but I nominate Joe Manchin for the honor of being the only senator more repulsive than Ted Cruz...https://t.co/5adCzJIONN

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 9, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 June 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

At DOT, Chao hired a former McConnell campaign worker and had him focus on Kentucky grants that could help her husband campaign for re-election. My story this morning with @TSnyderDC.https://t.co/UEBvEtGH8C

— Tucker Doherty (@tucker_doherty) June 10, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 June 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

our *other* royal family

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 10 June 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

That Manchin story is almost a year old?

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Monday, 10 June 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

well, has he recanted?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 June 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

So, anyone have a good grasp of this whole tariffs issue? I feel like they are being covered in a hyper-partisan way. Like, if a dem president used tariffs to try to enforce working condition standards everyone wouldn't be laughing off the tactic as pathetically naive the way they are with Trump.

I mean, duh, tariffs aren't payments from China/Mexico to the USA, but they ARE a way to dis-incentivize US companies from outsourcing manufacturing to China/Mexico. And hitting powerful companies with tariffs seems like as good a strategy as any if you want to influence the politics of another country.

All of this is not to say that Trump's reasons for tariffs (particularly wrt Mexico where he is looking for Mexico to clamp down on their borders) are great, but are tariffs really bad policy?

DJI, Monday, 10 June 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

I think I'm in the minority who believe John Dean testimony before the judiciary committee is exactly the kind of grandtstanding/theater the Dems need in lieu of WH stonewalling....but LOL at "fake liberal news media" CNN MSNBC not broadcasting it because a helicopter landed on a building three hours ago

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

are tariffs really bad policy?

Tariffs can be a helpful economic policy, under some circumstances, but tariffs are not a helpful foreign policy. The main reason to create a tariff is to shelter a domestic industry from foreign competition by giving that industry a privileged access to your domestic market. This can protect an industry whose domestic presence is seen as a national priority. In a country with a weak currency high tariffs can discourage the outflow of 'hard' currency reserves.

For example, Trump's tariffs on steel and aluminum will allow domestic steel mills and aluminum producers an extra margin within which they can raise prices on their products, increasing their profitability. Whether this serves the national interest depends entirely on your parochial interest in the profits made by those industries. A steelworker whose mill might have shut down will be pleased. Every customer who uses steel or aluminum will not be pleased at paying higher prices.

As an instrument of foreign policy, tariffs generally stink, because the odds are that the government you are trying to influence is too insulated from the effects of your tariff to capitulate to your attempts at bullying them. The pain is felt in places too local and too remote from the government to be effectively transmitted, while the sharp indignity of broadcasting your weakness by giving in to the bullying is all too obvious.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

Democrats can pledge to move away from two-country tariff wars and instead toward mobilizing an international response with allies against China’s trade abuses. Similarly, Democrats can argue for renegotiated trade deals that raise wage, labor and environmental standards, with the goal of helping U.S. workers via a sensible internationalism in contrast to Trump’s erratic nationalism. ...Democrats can argue for improved regional cooperation on the asylum crisis, including investments in Central America and policies to encourage in-country application for asylum to reduce the impetus to such migrations. They can combine this with a refusal to back off our international humanitarian commitments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/06/10/trumps-latest-rage-threat-gives-democrats-big-opening-one-just-took-it/?utm_term=.45fc32241770

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

https://t.co/daUxFHkrs1

reince preibus is in the navy now

j., Tuesday, 11 June 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

as an ensign. shit. why'd they let him in?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 03:50 (four years ago) link

i forgot about prince rebus

Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 03:52 (four years ago) link

Not even funny, just sad.

“Potus took a piece of paper out of his breast pocket and said it’s his deal with Mexico. He declined to show it to us, but said it will go into effect when Mexico tells him it’s okay to release it.” - via pool

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 11, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

<Jackie Treehorn doodle gif>

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

what is that

akm, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Early press conference in 2017, when Trump presented stacks of files that were supposedly his legal plans to distribute control over Trump Org to his sons. Widely speculated to all be blank copier paper.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

callin' back to Yam's first year is experientially like asking us to recall the War of 1812

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qUO0VXs.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

it says FOLD AND HOLD UP TO CAMERAS

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

i have here in my hand list

j., Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

The trial of No More Deaths volunteer Scott Warren has ended in a hung jury here at US District Court in Tucson. The US Attorney’s office will have to decide whether to retry him. Next hearing set for July 2.

— Palms aren't really trees (@senyorreporter) June 11, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link

fold your paper child you walk like a president

akm, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

you can watch the House Intel committee grill Andrew McCarthy on the Mueller report here:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?461556-1/house-intel-committee-mueller-report-lessons-learned&live

Adam Schiff appears to suffer from a case of crazy eyes.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

"I would like to ask my wife, the first lady, to say a few words because she has been so much into the whole situation with the drugs and opioids, in particular the drugs.” — Trump at an opioid roundtable, per pooler @PhilipWegmann

— Tal Kopan (@TalKopan) June 12, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Explains Her Face...ial Expression.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

Xpppopppl
Do 2nd/3rd world countries benefit from 1st world countries having self-destructive tariffs?

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

truthflash: america first, and in america we benefit when tariffs exist (because it forces corporations in other countries to be very sorry and move back to god's country) and we benefit when they don't exist (because we only remove tariffs when we get what we get the best fucking deal of all time in return)

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

Somebody deciphered the deal paper and it is not gibberish, just lame

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

Russian if you’re listening it’s all good ! Stop by anytime

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

Wouldn’t this be enough to start impeachment? He just stated his willingness to cheat in 2020.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

you would think so

Dan S, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link

or are we instead going to normalize it

Dan S, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link

He really could shoot someone on 5th ave, because he can’t be accused of a crime while he’s president because a sitting president can’t be indicted because we’re all fucking stupid and also it’s not fair to accuse someone of a crime who can’t defend themselves in court, and impeachment isn’t an option because republicans are mean and unfair

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link

Why are his finances still a “black box” four years after he became a problem?

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:20 (four years ago) link

Is there already a house bill to allow for the indictment of sitting presidents? House dems should pass that so we can all scream at McConnell when he refuses to bring it to a vote for some mysterious reason

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

There is so much about this situation that is just bizarre. His charity was shut down for self dealing, we’ve seen a few extremely weird and suspicious tax returns, but the full story of where his financing comes from is not known.

This piece lays out the problems well.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/swamp-chronicles/is-fraud-part-of-the-trump-organizations-business-model

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link

It is becoming increasingly clear that, in the language of business schools, the Trump Organization’s core competency is in profiting from misrepresentation and deceit and, potentially, fraud. There are many ways to make money in real estate. The normal way is to identify a need in the market, raise money by convincing lenders or investors that your plan is sound, build the structure, then either profit through ongoing rent or by selling units. The key variables in such a business are what is known as product-market fit—the accuracy with which a developer understands the housing or commercial needs of a place—and the ability to execute well by keeping costs down without sacrificing the right level of quality. Perhaps more than anything, practitioners of a successful real-estate business obsessively focus on maintaining the ability to borrow money cheaply. The profit on many real-estate projects often comes down to simple math: the cheaper you can borrow money to build, the more money you make. The more trustworthy you are, through a long period of successful projects, the less interest banks will demand on their loans, so the more profit you can make, and the more successful you will be.

Rather famously, Trump overinvested in luxury housing, spent too much on his casinos, and completely blew his brief foray into a regional airline. Far worse, Trump did the very opposite of insuring a long record of fiscal prudence that would allow him to borrow money cheaply. Despite the company’s mixed record, it has survived and grown. It’s doing something well, so what is it?

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:26 (four years ago) link

I would think by now journalists would have formed a clear picture of who trump is and where his money comes from but apparently not. It’s all still speculative—he’s never been hit with the kinds of financial crimes that took down his associates even though something is obviously not right with this business.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

The obstruction stuff is important mostly because it is indicative of his character. His instinct is to stall and hide things from law enforcement. Why? Who is he and why is he president?

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:30 (four years ago) link

In a key passage, Bannon is reported as saying he believes investigations of Donald Trump’s financial history will provide proof of the underlying criminality of his eponymous company.
Assessing the president’s exposure to various investigations, many seeded by the special counsel Robert Mueller during his investigation of Russian election interference, Wolff writes: “Trump was vulnerable because for 40 years he had run what increasingly seemed to resemble a semi-criminal enterprise.”
He then quotes Bannon as saying: “I think we can drop the ‘semi’ part.”

Not that stephen k bannon is a reliable source but i don’t understand why we’re still in the realm of rumor and insinuation in this department. We should know by now whether this description holds water.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

That’s what was disappointing about mueller—he only answered this very narrow range of questions when the expansiveness of his investigation suggested we’d learn somethinf

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

I’m out now. Sorry

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

agree with it all

Dan S, Thursday, 13 June 2019 00:39 (four years ago) link

Treeship otm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

Who is he and why is he president?

July thread title obviously

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 02:09 (four years ago) link

the confidence in supercop Mueller never fails to amuse

he's a fuckin fed, they always save us

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link

“the”

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 07:33 (four years ago) link

That’s what was disappointing about mueller—he only answered this very narrow range of questions when the expansiveness of his investigation suggested we’d learn somethinf

the other investigations he passed the stuff he learned on to, are they still ongoing?

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Thursday, 13 June 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link

That’s what they say. It still seems weird how little we know about the Trump organziation, given wall to wall Mueller and Trump scandal coverage for two years.

I never had confidenr in Mueller as a “supercop.” But I think the weary cynicism in regard to Trump is bizarre. He doesn’t act like any other politician and there is a lot we still don’t know about him.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link

If the Elaine Chao scandals stick to her do they automatically reduce the status of her husband?

Stevolende, Thursday, 13 June 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link

they will not stick

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link

would like to hold onto the idea that overt corruption would be something that might be punished not swept under the carpet however that's done. & that does sound like it is something that does involve both partners in that venal couple.
Would just be really convenient if the evil one was taken out of the picture by the exposure of his wife's venality.

Stevolende, Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

If trump started imprisoning his politcal enemies would you guys just throw up your hands and say “that’s how it is!” and “toldja!” You’re like frogs in a pot.

Mitch is not allowed to use the department of transportation as a source of funding for his political supporters. The House can investigate.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

What would you like us to do treeship?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link

Not make jokes about how minimal accountability is “dreaming”

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link

Are you new here?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link

You can call and email your congressman like I did every day from January to August 2017.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link

sooner or later people are gonna have to start start throwing things

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

isn't that what posting on a message board is

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

that’s what radiohead polls are for

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

Did you get any replies from your congressman, Alfred?

Like A Turrican (stevie), Thursday, 13 June 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

My congressman was the ousted Carlos Curbelo. His office people were kind, recognizing me after a while. He represented a Clinton deep blue district, so he had lots of wiggle room.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

I’m the proud daughter of Mexican immigrants and a human rights lawyer.

I’m running to take on Trump’s favorite Democrat, @RepCuellar.

It's time for South Texas to have a real Democrat who will fight for la gente, not corporate donors.

Join us: https://t.co/BcsWSFTX0c pic.twitter.com/2GVdu6hZYs

— Jessica Cisneros for Congress (@JCisnerosTX) June 13, 2019

hey yall, on of the worst dems in the congress is getting primaried! rep cuellar is a stooge for the oil industry bc FRACKIN JOBS.

hollow your fart (m bison), Thursday, 13 June 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

sooner or later people are gonna have to start start throwing things

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII)

At least 24 officers injured in Memphis unrest after U.S. Marshals fatally shoot young black man

Ambient Police (sleeve), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

unfortunately no one pays attention until white ppl are doing throwing

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

So what you're saying is "get woke, St Louis Blues fans"

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

nothing's going to change until every hockey fan reads the mueller report

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

Wow. The Office of Special Counsel finds that @KellyannePolls repeatedly violated the Hatch Act and **is recommending her removal from federal service.** pic.twitter.com/LMC258AF7g

— Alex Mallin (@alex_mallin) June 13, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

Nearly a year after Rep. Duncan Hunter suggested his wife was to blame for their indictment over the alleged misuse of $250,000 in campaign funds, Margaret Hunter headed to court to change her not guilty plea, which could pave the way for her to testify. https://t.co/HOz27ukfzq

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) June 13, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

Sadly, Conway is correct in her assessment that there’s no way the hatch act is going to affect her.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

Official White House response:

*jerking-off gesture*

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 13 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

yup

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 13 June 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

This has inspired me to design a "jerking-off gesture" emoji, which journalists can just post in lieu of transcribing Trump's or his henchmen's answers to their questions:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D89bf5eXsAAnchK.jpg

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

the worst punishment for kellyanne in this matter is a sideways move to a superpac where she'll get paid 10x as much and still be on tv and in contact with the president in the exact same amounts

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

In the modern era we try to Fail Upward

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

unperson you have done a great thing

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link

👋🍆🤑

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

If only there were a way to incorporate the attendant facial expression (eyelids at half-mast, disinterested and perhaps mildly crosseyed glare into the middle distance, pursed lips blowing raspberries, head retracted toward the shoulders creating a triple- or quadruple-chin).

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link

Could just be a tiny closeup of Sarah Sanders’ normal facial expression

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

That's the one.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

There used to be a GIF of Colin Farrell on a talk show making the jerk off hand gesture that I wanted to find and post on this thread and I actually got as far as typing "Colin Farrell jerkoff" into a browser on my work computer before my brain went "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

(rechecks the thread title. nods.)

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 13 June 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

jackoffmotion.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/uu2mRZG.jpg

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

I thought the jerkoff emoji was ✊↔️

El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

👋🍆🤑


This just looks like “slapping wang to get rich”

El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

Seems to be the way it's done.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

The Hill reports:

President Trump bashed Sen. Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign after the California Democrat said her Justice Department would “have no choice” but to prosecute Trump if she were elected.

“Oh, give me a break. She’s running for president, she’s doing horribly, she’s way down in the polls,” Trump said. “I must say, Pocahontas is really cleaning her clock,” he added, referring to Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) with a derisive nickname meant to mock her claims of Native American heritage.

Still, Trump acknowledged that he might adopt the same strategy if he were in Harris’s position. “I heard she made that statement,” Trump said. “And you know what? Who wouldn’t? Probably if I were running in her position, I’d make the same statement.”

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link

game recognize game

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

My first reaction to the quote was 'here is a man who needs to be slapped hard. More than once.'

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link

This just looks like “slapping wang to get rich”

close! intent was "might as well slap wang because i'm rich"

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

Hey, how's Trump's promised investigation of Hillary going again?

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

she's in jail i believe

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

pretty sure i've seen her mugshots in that orange jumpsuit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

executed iirc, but only Fox mentioned it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

It's bad enough that he's the worst human ever, but his tackiness and thorough, all-encompassing tastelessness is the cherry on top of this turd blossom.

Shoegazi (Leee), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

I'm hard pressed to think of any rich person who has good taste, tbh

Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

Oprah, sometimes

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

btw there is a NYC #ImpeachTrump Now rally in Foley Square, Saturday at noon.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

oh i'm sure he'll be impeached by then

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Like he said, if he were you he'd impeach him too.

nashwan, Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

That's a snappy campaign slogan.

Shoegazi (Leee), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

President, Impeach thyself

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

selfpeach

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

so hey Pompeo ramping up vs Iran

It's too bad Alex Jones and the 9/11 nutters have discredited the term "false flag," because that's sure what these tanker attacks sound like.

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) June 13, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

Trump says Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is leaving WH.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) June 13, 2019

Like A Turrican (stevie), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

this fucker is really gonna keep saying "pocahontas" isn't he

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

he's inconsistent in some things, but not in acting like a total dickwad

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

What are the odds that there is no longer any such job as White House Press Secretary once she leaves? 50/50?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

I'm not going to believe that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving as White House press secretary until she denies it herself.

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) June 13, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

if you mean until after the election starts in earnest, I would put it at 90/10
i would imagine trump will use WH Press Secretary as his bully pulpit for reelection as of January 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

yeah it hardly seems necessary to replace her. no one holds press conferences or answers questions; the entire media operation is trump tweeting

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

there is still no director of communications, either, since bill shine left on march 8.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

So, the pompeo statement

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

1.) how would they have enough evidence to make an assessment yet. 2.) would they *dare* try some gulf of tonkin shit in 2019–really? 3.) is it possible iran is behind the attacks and 4.) even so the haste of the assessment is suspicious, no?

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

oh cool we going to be at war for the next election . great timing bros

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

If that is what they’re doing i’m going to go throw some bricks at a certain building in my city

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

That cannot happen. A war with iran would be a catastrophe.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

1.) how would they have enough evidence to make an assessment yet. 2.) would they *dare* try some gulf of tonkin shit in 2019–really? 3.) is it possible iran is behind the attacks and 4.) even so the haste of the assessment is suspicious, no?

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, June 13, 2019 10:38 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1) lol they don't
2) fraid so
3) it's possible.
4) yes. remember the weapons of mass destruction and its "proof"

You should have added:

5) is it possible the us is behind these attacks

It's possible.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

yeah hard not at least consider the false flag scenario here

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

a half-assed causis belli that everyone knows is totally fake and flimsy yet just kinda gains shrugs is basically perfect for this administration

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

i suspect MBS

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Any of the Sunni-ruled Gulf states, or Israel, really. There are lots of parties interested in an expansion of the 40+ year Saudi-Iran proxy conflict to include US intervention, and few of them are Iranian.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

A war with iran would be a catastrophe.

Let's see. There's no chance that Saudi Arabia would not be involved from the get-go. Our planes take out much of Iran's oil capacity. Their missiles take out a lesser, but substantial, portion of SA oil capacity. Several thousand dead from all the bombing. There's the first 12 hours for you. After that the death/casualty list will just keep climbing. If there's an invasion there's no way it doesn't lead to the Iraq debacle x10. At the very least. No invasion just means the Iran government never falls and the war accomplishes zero change except for a million dead, more millions starving, a defiant Iran in rubble, and plenty of violent blowback for decades without end.

Yup. Checks out.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

Every single rogue regime would scramble to get nukes as fast as possible. The US has already proven they won’g abide nuclear agreements. (I know they burned this bridge with the iraq war, but iran was still willing to negotiate with oba. I don’t think countries will take this risk again...)

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

Oba=obama obviously. #typoking

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

Iran wasn't just "willing to negotiate", they held up and are holding up their end of the deal, according to those monitoring them. A deal the US backed out of (because insanity)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

Yeah but they negotiated with obama. They were willing to do that and to do it in good faith.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

I’m on your side here, this is fucked

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

Of course. Iran is suffering many fold: due to sanctions, tensions in the region etc. I feel confident stating a war is the very last thing they want. I can't be so sure of the US on that matter. xp

Yeah, that's the gist, sadly

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

I’m not a fan of the Islamic Republic let me be clear, but I’m less a fan of war. And the US should honor its fucking agreements with other nations. A new president doesn’t mean a totally new government that can just scrap everything on a whim.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

It'll be rather interesting from the standpoint of how survivable modern naval surface ships are to sea-skimming and ballistic missiles (like the Iranian Khalij Fars and Hormuz-1 and -2). We haven't seen near-peer naval conflict since the Falklands war, and then the missiles had the upper hand. After Iran downed and and safely landed a RQ-170 drone in 2011, I don't doubt their technical potential.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link

I will not be interested in that

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

What strikes me (npi) is that these missiles/torpedoes are effective at setting a ship on fire, but don't sink them. They're like little pin pricks. If whoever is behind this wanted to sink ships, they could've just as easily.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

Above water-line limpets. What we've seen so far is just for show.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

Not if it was just some terrorists xp

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

Do we know a nation is behind this?

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 13 June 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

just want to make sure i have the WWIII flow chart correct here.

- US says Iran did it, and retaliates (air strikes, even more sanctions, new 'Death to Iran' counter-programming on NRAtv)
- Iran retaliates
- Saudi Arabia and Israel side with US
- Syria sides with Iran(?)
- Russia and Turkey...?

in this incredibly tense and complicated situation, it is vital that we all start from a shared set of facts. the president of the united states has weighed in:

In an interview broadcast on Friday by “Fox & Friends,” President Trump directly accused Tehran, saying, “Iran did do it.”

“You saw the boat,” he said. “It has Iran written all over it.” Mr. Trump added: “They didn’t want the evidence left behind. They don’t know that we have things that we can detect in the dark that work very well. We have that. It was them that did it.”

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

yes, but can the japanese oil tanker owner detect things in the dark?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 June 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

i ask you all - can you detect things in the dark??

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

maybe at some point in your timeline a united states secretary of defense will be appointed (with trump changing the title to 'secretary of offense' no doubt)

mookieproof, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Flashlights, do you have them?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 14 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

The most compelling evidence to support Mr. Pompeo’s claim was video footage released Thursday night by the United States Central Command. A military spokesman, Capt. Bill Urban, said the video showed an Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps patrol boat pulling up alongside the Kokuka Courageous, one of the stricken ships, several hours after the initial explosion, and removing an unexploded limpet mine in broad daylight.

Also on Thursday night, the United States military released two photographs of the ship’s hull, showing damage and what it said was likely the unexploded mine.

obv i'm very skeptical of anything coming from the trump administration's claims. but people coming out saying 'false flag' (without evidence) are just as silly as those who immediately blamed iran (without evidence).

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

A war with iran would be a catastrophe.

Let's see. There's no chance that Saudi Arabia would not be involved from the get-go. Our planes take out much of Iran's oil capacity. Their missiles take out a lesser, but substantial, portion of SA oil capacity. Several thousand dead from all the bombing. There's the first 12 hours for you. After that the death/casualty list will just keep climbing. If there's an invasion there's no way it doesn't lead to the Iraq debacle x10. At the very least. No invasion just means the Iran government never falls and the war accomplishes zero change except for a million dead, more millions starving, a defiant Iran in rubble, and plenty of violent blowback for decades without end.

Yup. Checks out.

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, June 13, 2019 9:15 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just gonna leave this here

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/sep/06/usa.iraq

"Van Riper had at his disposal a computer-generated flotilla of small boats and planes, many of them civilian, which he kept buzzing around the virtual Persian Gulf in circles as the game was about to get under way. As the US fleet entered the Gulf, Van Riper gave a signal - not in a radio transmission that might have been intercepted, but in a coded message broadcast from the minarets of mosques at the call to prayer. The seemingly harmless pleasure craft and propeller planes suddenly turned deadly, ramming into Blue boats and airfields along the Gulf in scores of al-Qaida-style suicide attacks. Meanwhile, Chinese Silkworm-type cruise missiles fired from some of the small boats sank the US fleet's only aircraft carrier and two marine helicopter carriers. The tactics were reminiscent of the al-Qaida attack on the USS Cole in Yemen two years ago, but the Blue fleet did not seem prepared. Sixteen ships were sunk altogether, along with thousands of marines. If it had really happened, it would have been the worst naval disaster since Pearl Harbor."

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

It would start a global conflict

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

Iran is three times the size of iraq and a major regional power

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

this is the diplomatic moment that jared kushner was born to face

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

It’s not even something to consider as a possibility. What the hell is wrong with john bolton?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

obv i'm very skeptical of anything coming from the trump administration's claims. but people coming out saying 'false flag' (without evidence) are just as silly as those who immediately blamed iran (without evidence).

the reason people think this is because it doesn't make a lot of sense for Iran to just randomly do this right now.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

We can’t even provide food and medicine to our own people. We also cannot seem to process the refugees coming into our own southern border—the system is apparently “overtaxed.” The concept of a war with a country of 80 million is so wtf

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

I agree carne asada. It makes zero sense, especially given abe’s presence in iran yesterday. The islamic republic sucks in many ways but they’re usually not irrational actors in this sense. But who knows—even if they did it i want a diplomatic solution

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

Trump just claimed Pelosi made a "fascist" statement

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

I mean fine

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

I’m more worried about the possibility of a war that would cost maybe millions of lives than an old man being a jerk

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

i understand why people are skeptical that iran did it - like i said, i'm right there with you. what i'm criticizing is the immediate leap to "FALSE FLAG!", which is just as ridiculous when everyone lacks evidence

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

I was also listening to this podcast and they discussed what a fragile security situation the gulf states are in. kuwait in particular gets all its water from desalinization plants that can be easily blown up. we'd have to do daily airlifts of water to avoid the entire population dying of thirst.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/radio-war-nerd-26939754

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

the US intelligence community faces a very high burden of trust for reasons that should be fairly obvious

Simon H., Friday, 14 June 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

Iran could have bombed my apartment building and i wouldn’t support a war led by trump and bolton

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

someone just tell me to stop if i'm missing the point, but there's a big difference between not trusting the US intelligence community (which, yeah, duh!) and "false flag!"

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

definitely a crank-y position but it's not as though it's totally without precedent

Simon H., Friday, 14 June 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

I hate conspiracy theories but something about this seems off

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

best thing to do is pretend it's 1985 and there's no pressure to immediately come up with a theory less than 48 hours after it happened and the evidence is just starting to bubble up

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

whoa, husker du has a new album out, sick
wait, reagan is president, fuck?
invest in apple!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

wish i could bomb oil tankers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 June 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

I’m more worried about the possibility of a war that would cost maybe millions of lives than an old man being a jerk

I am afraid these two things may be inextricable

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

looks like mnuchin has delayed the design of the new $20 bill with harriet tubman to 2025, so that trump won't have to see his favorite president andrew jackson replaced with a black woman even if he gets reelected

trump has been treated more unfairly than any president

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

ultimately war boils down to a bunch of old men being jerks

omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

The best possible outcome is still for Trump to die in office before November 2020. Because if he wins re-election, we're fucked, and if he loses, we have to put up with him calling into Fox & Friends for an hour every morning - and the press covering it like it matters - for the next 20 years, or until solar flares melt all our satellites and there's no more TV.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

Official White House graphic:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9CIXhAWkAAhWQb.jpg

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

who is the head of the Joint Chiefs right now? anyone we've heard of?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

if he loses, we have to put up with him calling into Fox & Friends for an hour every morning - and the press covering it like it matters - for the next 20 years, or until solar flares melt all our satellites and there's no more TV.

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, June 14, 2019 10:24 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark

oh shit i hadn't thought about this

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

Yeah, you know that thing where ex-presidents kinda fade away from public life and you don't really hear a whole lot from them once they're out of office? Get ready for that to be a thing of the past.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

am sure Pres Ivanka will find a role for him in her 2040 admin

nashwan, Friday, 14 June 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

In this scenario, the USA plays the Ancient Mariner and Trump plays the role of dead albatross hung around the USA's neck.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 14 June 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9CIXhAWkAAhWQb.jpg

wtf. does trump have a sense of humor about himself now?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

is this seriously a white house graphic?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

yeah. trump retweeted it from the whitehouse twitter page.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/c40BQpZFtW

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 14, 2019

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

It likes like a Nascar rally car

Like A Turrican (stevie), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

Why is the president fucking a flag?

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

its a metaphor

Like A Turrican (stevie), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

ha like Trump is able to grasp why everyone else thinks that image is funny/awful

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

all he cares about is that it is effective because it centers all the attention on himself

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

the flag likes it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

when you're a star they let you do it

frogbs, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

he's Bidening Old Glory

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

Ragging Anoe

omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

Lots of people sharing this, no idea who this person is, she seems a little too close to resistance grifter types so I’m a little wary of sharing it as gospel truth, but:

IF YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT TRUMP IS DOING AT THE BORDER, you need to read and share this thread. @jacobsoboroff @JuliaEAinsley please read this.

I have just gotten off the phone with a friend who is a legal volunteer in Border Patrol facilities.

Don't look away.

1/

— Elizabeth C. McLaughlin (@ECMcLaughlin) June 13, 2019

JoeStork, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

Shouldn’t there be reporters all over the border right now?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

she seems a little too close to resistance grifter types

yeah. whatever facts she's presenting there are dragged down by her vibe, which practically shouts 'propaganda'.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

I know the topic has moved on, but commercial ships are equipped with radar and sonar devices, the EXACT purpose of which is to detect things in the dark.

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 June 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

Interesting. But only patriotic proud American commercial ships, right?!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

I really couldn't give a fuck if Iran threw shitty bombs at a NON US tanker. although I guess now the word is they were trying to hit a US drone which I guess is...provacative, but also, who gives a fuck? What if Iran had drones flying off the East Coast? Wouldn't we shoot them down?

akm, Friday, 14 June 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link

I need thousands of American 23 yr olds to protect my freedom of speech by murdering Iranian civilians because a Japanese oil tanker got attacked 8000 miles from America.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 14, 2019

gbx, Friday, 14 June 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link

last two posts otm

Dan S, Friday, 14 June 2019 23:11 (four years ago) link

Any nation has the recognized right to shoot down hostile aircraft overflying its airspace, including within its 12 nm territorial waters. I have no doubt that US drones have in the past overflown Iranian territory.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Friday, 14 June 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

Would the average US citizen recognize that Iran has a right to defend its sovereign territory? As my parents' generation used to say, "eh, go tell it to the marines". That's just how we empires roll.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 15 June 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link

Blockbuster story buried in this NYT report.

Pentagon, intelligence officials fear they cannot trust Trump enough to brief him fully on new US cyber operation against Russia for fear he will "countermand it or discuss it with foreign officials" as he did before with Russians. pic.twitter.com/BgSF3zi8nm

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) June 15, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 June 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

well yeah

Dan S, Sunday, 16 June 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

gotta loop that motherfucker out

j., Sunday, 16 June 2019 03:52 (four years ago) link

I hope whoever assembles the PDBs has a post-Trump memoir coming up. Even redacted, these are among the most embarrassing stories I've read about Trump's actual functioning in a presidential role. The PDB reduced to two pages of bullet points with large colorful maps, insertions of the phrase "President Trump" as often as possible to maintain attention, intelligence withheld from CinC for fear of leaks to other powers.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 June 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Happy Father's Day!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48656431
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has unveiled a new settlement in the occupied Golan Heights, named after US President Donald Trump.
At a naming ceremony on Sunday, Mr Netanyahu said Trump Heights honoured Mr Trump for his decision to recognise Israeli sovereignty over the territory.

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 16 June 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

THE DUMBEST TIMELINE

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 16 June 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Trump to ABC: "I’m not a breakfast guy at all, fortunately. I like the lunches but the dinners is what I really like."

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) June 17, 2019

global tetrahedron, Monday, 17 June 2019 01:13 (four years ago) link

the fact that there is a democratic debate in mere weeks was kind of shocking to me, that not that it's certain a dem will win, but that both time and the system churn on and there will come a day when life proceeds without this man as our leader. barring some nuclear conflagration but that could happen with or without him anyway

global tetrahedron, Monday, 17 June 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

'the dinners is what I really like' for July Title.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 June 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

"I run the country. I like mustard on my biscuit, hrm."

I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Monday, 17 June 2019 01:53 (four years ago) link

poor Mick Mulvaney

Pres. Trump says he “might” turn over his “financial statement” to Congress.

“I hope they get it, because it’s a fantastic financial statement,” he tells @GStephanopoulos in the Oval Office. https://t.co/8q0FwFD9qt pic.twitter.com/fw1tIc0vxO

— ABC News (@ABC) June 17, 2019

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 June 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link

Nice to see the president adhering to the historical sense of "fantastic" as "having the nature of fantasy"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 17 June 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 June 2019 10:58 (four years ago) link

I don't understand why news organizations release transcripts with "(inaudible)" all over them. THAT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB. IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT HE SAID, LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. That's what I have to do when I'm transcribing my own interviews - the motherfucker mumbles or swallows his words, and you go back and listen again until you figure it out.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 17 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

The transcript in question.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 17 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

TBF, there's a degree of continuity in most human speech which allows us to infer as to the identity of an indistinct word based on the context of the larger utterance. This is a more difficult undertaking when the utterance in question is the spoken equivalent of someone cramming a children's dictionary into a woodchipper.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 June 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

I know armchair psychoanalyzing Trump is no fun anymore, but him tweeting this is pretty funny: "Happy Father’s Day to all, including my worst and most vicious critics"

rob, Monday, 17 June 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

less funny was his offhand suggestion that maybe people wouldn't want him to leave after the end of his second term.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 17 June 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

xpost AKA RIP Fred Trump. Sad!

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 June 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

STEPHANOPOULOS: This was-- you feel like this is your (inaudible)?

TRUMP: Yeah, I-- I do. I feel it's really-- really a great part of the country for us. Yeah.

STEPHANOPOULOS: This was the first state you ever (inaudible).

If only ABC had some way of determining what their own employee was saying

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 17 June 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

I know armchair psychoanalyzing Trump is no fun anymore, but him tweeting this is pretty funny: "Happy Father’s Day to all, including my worst and most vicious critics"

― rob, Monday, June 17, 2019 9:33 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come on, this is playing the hits--wishing happy memorial day to the haters and losers, etc.

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 June 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

I think he means the thought of Fred Trump gives rise to some feelings of persecution

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 June 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

Nice to see the president adhering to the historical sense of "fantastic" as "having the nature of fantasy"

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, June 17, 2019 6:45 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reminds me of this martin amis anecdote about his dad. no doubt trump is familiar.

Has your enormity in the Observer been pointed out to you?" he asked with enthusiasm over breakfast one Sunday morning (I had left home by then, but I still spent about every other weekend at his house). "My enormity?" I knew he was applying the word in its proper sense – "something very bad", and not "something very big i nsize". And my mistake was certainly atrocious: I had used martial as a verb.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

Trump says Shanahan withdrew to spend more time with his family. Shanahan was divorced after a domestic violence incident 10 years ago. His children are grown. He hasn't remarried.

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 18, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

Maybe he's moving back in with his folks.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

why is it not surprising that Trump doesn’t know what “spending time with your family” means

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

I think he does, he's just using "family" as in crime family

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

Tons upon tons of empty seats at arena Trump rally in my hometown tonight. Can't wait to see what he lies the attendance up to

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

Is that right? The nyt coverage of it suggests a huge crowd, lots of people lining up many hours in advance

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link

People too busy working their second and third jobs to go to rallies.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link

i was told ppl had been waiting up to 40 hours to attend the hatefest

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 01:27 (four years ago) link

"Lots of empty seats" is not incompatible with "some people showed up a day early "

gbx, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link

Trump stages his greatest show yet
The president’s elaborate reelection rally in Florida featured thousands of adoring supporters.

By GABBY ORR 06/18/2019 07:21 PM EDT Updated 06/18/2019 10:39 PM EDT

^the Politico headline

why would this be his greatest show yet? it seems like it was the same old schtick.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 03:07 (four years ago) link

just confirms to me that politico is a trash website

Dan S, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

i watched a bit. not a great show.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

melania is not a good hype man. don jr is worse. if trump really knew how to work a crowd he wouldn't have these two speak before him.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 03:36 (four years ago) link

wait malaria was the hype man for trump i thought she really dint care

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

she seemed pretty indifferent but idk how much that was an effect of her accent.

not compelling imo.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

I just dont get it. A man so conspicously show-offy rich he has GOLD FUCKING TOILETS, and a foreign snoooty wife, and kids with trust funds and snooty handed-on-a-platter jobs, and fucking country clubs.

And this is the man white, working class, hardscrabble americans think is on their side?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 04:47 (four years ago) link

i know. it's fucking weird.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 04:48 (four years ago) link

he's a weird dude. why is he so comfortable giving 86 minute speeches when he can't read a page of text?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 04:48 (four years ago) link

Supposedly the arena did eventually fill up. They allocated more tickets than seats largely because of no-shows and protest ticket claims.

Also the people who lined up days in advance were like less than 100 people lol. Some friends snapped pics of the losers

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link

not really the "white working class" tbh

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link

It isn't socioeconomic status that binds them but rather an ill-defined and unending sense of grievance, of something having been taken from them or tarnished, probably by someone(s) brown. America has been whipped up into an incoherent froth and some people really dig a dude who'll keep up the whipping instead of calmly explaining that we should maybe just chill and appreciate that we don't have all that much to grouse about. Or didn't have, anyway.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:29 (four years ago) link

I just dont get it. A man so conspicously show-offy rich he has GOLD FUCKING TOILETS, and a foreign snoooty wife, and kids with trust funds and snooty handed-on-a-platter jobs, and fucking country clubs.

And this is the man white, working class, hardscrabble americans think is on their side?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce)

the money isn't the problem -- FDR and JFK had dough. It's, as OL said, the sense of grievance.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link

I have friends and family members who are sensitive to trump news and have learned to avoid too much exposure or talking about it and I know there are ILXors who feel the same. But I haven't really felt that way...my feeling has been that's it is the (perversely compelling) reality, you can't just hide from it.

But I just saw clips from last night's rally and really don't think I'm cut out for this all over again.

This situation is sickening.

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link

There's always the Madonna album.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 11:48 (four years ago) link

if it comes to that okay fine

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link

My parents, on the verge of their ninth decade, have begun to say that they'll emigrate from the USA if the current president wins a second term. Given the heat I've gotten from them for quitting the country, I've been struck by that. The lack of seriousness of USA politics juxtaposed with their daily experiences with USA healthcare, have tipped them into despair. Obviously they're resorting to cliché, but I'm surprised to hear it from people as old and settled as they are.

L'assie (Euler), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link

I just dont get it. A man so conspicously show-offy rich he has GOLD FUCKING TOILETS, and a foreign snoooty wife, and kids with trust funds and snooty handed-on-a-platter jobs, and fucking country clubs.

And this is the man white, working class, hardscrabble americans think is on their side?

well, yeah...he's just like them isn't he? whines about everything, desperate for approval, scared of dark-skinned people...yeah, he lives a lavish lifestyle, but isn't that exactly how these folks would live if they had megarich dads?

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 13:31 (four years ago) link

It's also aspirational. If a bloviating, spasmic blob of fetid flesh can coast to worldwide fame and the highest office of the land with no demonstrable skillset and an overinflated sense of his worth (both personal and financial), why, anybody can! USA! USA!

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

he lack of seriousness of USA politics juxtaposed with their daily experiences with USA healthcare, have tipped them into despair.

feel this. the stupidity is part of what is so horrifying.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

I think it's because a lot of the unserious people don't yet have first-hand experience of the consequences of their lack of seriousness. Or, having experienced it, lack an understanding of causation sufficient to grasp that their persistent black eyes are a consequence of continually punching themselves in the face.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

"I just dont get it. A man so conspicously show-offy rich he has GOLD FUCKING TOILETS, and a foreign snoooty wife, and kids with trust funds and snooty handed-on-a-platter jobs, and fucking country clubs.
And this is the man white, working class, hardscrabble americans think is on their side?"

He represents the most easily imaginable rich guy fantasy for lots of (not all!!!) lower middle class suburbanites; in particular those who don't fantasize about winning the lottery and investing in stocks and art, instead fantasize about excessive gaudy vegas trophy shit like GOLD FUCKING TOILETS and buying toys.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

xpost woke up, sheeple!

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

the information age and social media have mainly empowered moron-americans by constantly stimulating them into persistent and effective political action let’s deal with it.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

He represents the most easily imaginable rich guy fantasy for lots of (not all!!!) lower middle class suburbanites; in particular those who don't fantasize about winning the lottery and investing in stocks and art, instead fantasize about excessive gaudy vegas trophy shit like GOLD FUCKING TOILETS and buying toys.

I think they just vote for him because he's a white supremacist. I can't think of a single Republican belief that doesn't ultimately boil down to "if it helps minorities or immigrants, I'm against it".

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

xpost If by 'deal with it' you mean 'start snatching smartphones from everyone I encounter and chucking them into the nearest storm drain or garbage disposal' I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

Idiot Schumer Part 9637

Ask your local Death Squad... https://t.co/YbB9QeUsaZ

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 19, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

Normally the idea is that they would ask at embassies, no?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

I mean, that is the idea when it's proposed by the left in Europe.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

He is "smart" and "educated" and "successful" and "cosmopolitan" yet has the same boorishness, same Dunning-Krugerness, same facile solutions to complex problems, same prejudices as they do

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

The lesson being that, for some, the loud + persistent repetition of utter bullshit trumps (pardon the pun) readily-observable reality.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

He represents the most easily imaginable rich guy fantasy for lots of (not all!!!) lower middle class suburbanites; in particular those who don't fantasize about winning the lottery and investing in stocks and art, instead fantasize about excessive gaudy vegas trophy shit like GOLD FUCKING TOILETS and buying toys

i def think this extends beyond "lower middle class suburbanites"-- there are extremely comfortable upper-middle class ppl ) who feel this way. so many shitbags who inherited their dad's chevy dealership who think their imagined travails would be lessened by getting rid of the minimum wage and getting to say the "n" word with impunity.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

Petit bourgeoisie, basically.

suzy, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Roy Moore is running for senator in Alabama again, in 2020

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

Asked what he'll do differently now versus his 2017 Senate bid, Roy Moore says: "I would like to make more personal contact with people."

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) June 20, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEPwn47XkAMHMUa.jpg

frogbs, Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

ts: roy moore vs todd t. squirrel

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

the good people of Alabama would never make such a terrible decision as to choose roy moore as their candidate

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

maybe i'm late here but i for one can't wait for Hope Hicks to deliver the decisive blow to Trump's presidency, i heard she's not returning his calls and has been completely cooperative. Think we finally got him~

omar little, Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

Every time I see her name, I have a mental image of Hope Solo testifying, only I keep forgetting what Hope Solo looks like so I end up imagining Lindsey Vonn

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

omar def onto something, this will be the moment he finally becomes not president.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1503081239534.gif

omar little, Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

lohan plays her in the biopic

hollow your fart (m bison), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

Thought for sure she was going to take a big bite out of something at the end there, perhaps like a baked ham or a kitten.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

she should have thrown a rock into a lake at the end

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

6 of the 18 members of Illinois' congressional delegation, and another 70 of the state legislature, have gone on record saying that impeachment proceedings should begin. i'm sure the same is true in many other states. seems like the momentum is continuing to shift against trump on impeachment

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

The level of obstruction to congressional oversight warrants it imo

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

you'd think all the crimes committed by cabinet members would warrant it, too. did that fleshy bitch Tom Price ever reimburse taxpayers for his travel expenses what feels like a thousand years ago?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

it's amazing someone my age was a major player in this ghoulish saga

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 20 June 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

Hope Hicks, Who Saw Everything and Said Nothing, Just Exposed Donald Trump
Her stilettos clicking down the marble halls of the Rayburn Building was the sound of the stone wall cracking, from the inside out.

from the daily beast. lol.

this is the most nothing story.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 20 June 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

There it is...

AP: Russian President Vladimir Putin is warning the U.S. against using force on Iran, saying it would have catastrophic consequences.

— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) June 20, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 21 June 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link

This is obviously part of a threaded tweet, but still feels awfully deliberate:

....Death to America. I terminated deal, which was not even ratified by Congress, and imposed strong sanctions. They are a much weakened nation today than at the beginning of my Presidency, when they were causing major problems throughout the Middle East. Now they are Bust!....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 21, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link

So 150 are still alive this morning who would have been dead so that's got to be a good thing, right?

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link

I mean Fuck Trump obviously.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

A source told me 30 minutes ago that Trump was pleased with his own performance last night, loved being in command by ordering the strikes and by then ordering the stand-down. And the president just... tweeted it. https://t.co/tUPSym7inn

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 21, 2019

Frederik B, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

of course "sir" is the real chef's kiss in that tweet. really surprised we didn't hear the General was in tears

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

A source told me 30 minutes ago that Trump was pleased with his own performance last night, loved being in command by ordering the strikes and by then ordering the stand-down. And the president just... tweeted it. https://t.co/tUPSym7inn
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 21, 2019
― Frederik B, Friday, June 21, 2019 9:34 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking hell, can't we get someone to turn this motherfucker on to video games?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

ugh these fucking tweets are disturbing

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

is this really happening

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

Still, there remained doubt inside the United States government over whether the drone, or another American surveillance aircraft, this one flown by a military aircrew, did violate Iranian airspace at some point, according to a senior administration official. The official said the doubt was one of the reasons Mr. Trump called off the strike — which could under international norms be viewed as an act of war.

The delay by United States Central Command in publicly releasing GPS coordinates of the drone when it was shot down — hours after Iran did — and errors in the labeling of the drone’s flight path when the imagery was released, contributed to that doubt, officials said.

A lack of provable “hard evidence” about the location of the drone when it was shot down, a defense official said, put the administration in an isolated position at what could easily end up being the start of yet another war with a Middle East adversary — this one with a proven ability to strike back.

There were virtually no European allies stepping forward on Thursday to back the Trump administration, heightening the fear that it could soon find itself in an intractable war with only Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Israel for allies, officials said.

the coalition of the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

Pwesident Yam pwaying soljer

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 June 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Pretty cool that an international conflict might've been sparked by someone responding as expected to a variation on the old 'I'm not touching you, you can't get mad, I'm not touching you, you can't get maaaaaaaaad' routine.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

I honestly think war is the one thing that scares Trump

frogbs, Friday, 21 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Like I'm sure we'd just be totally chill if Iran sent some drones into US airspace. NBD, our Iranian bros, you do you, peace in the Middle East.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

yup. this is presumably a bolton camp leak.

Iranian officials told Reuters that Trump warned Iran an attack was imminent unless they agreed to talk

When Iran did not immediately agree, Trump called off the attackhttps://t.co/Df2cgQLeLZ

— Adrienne Mahsa Varkiani (@AdrienneMahsa) June 21, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

cool. so the right is upset with trump for not carrying out the attacks. a good portion of the left is upset with trump because he once again displayed that he has no idea what he is doing.

there are lots of people out there who are just happy that the air strikes weren't carried out, and hope that there won't be a new war in the middle east, this time one that's even worse than iraq. but that's not a very "loud" argument, so it will be drowned out

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

Think war at this point is pretty much inevitable. Iran's deeply unpopular regime is basically begging for it, as it would consolidate their grip on their population (and take minds of, oh, say, the drinking water crisis, the crashed economy etc). It will not want to be seen as the one backing down. Especially not since they did keep their end of the nuclear deal.

And Trump.. Well he's Trump. He can act righteous now (what did he think before calling it off, that attacking Iran *wouldn't* lead to casualties?) but he'll soon vmic alpha male want to 'kick Iran's butt' to show USA is the greatest, strongest nation etc etc.

I don't think Trump is scared of war. I don't think Trump's scared of anything. That's part of the problem.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

I think he's afraid of embarrassment, and war has too many variables and possibilities for embarrassment, so he's afraid of war.

I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link

When has war ever embarrassed a US president?

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

on the contrary, he's a sissy and fraidy cat like the usual schoolyard bully

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

yeah he's scared of everything, but mostly "what people will say"

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2013

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

like clockwork

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

on the contrary, he's a sissy and fraidy cat like the usual schoolyard bully

i believe this too, but this is exactly what i mean: he's going to get pushed from both right on left on this. it's like he has the nerd pinned up against a wall and everyone's saying "he's not going to do it. he's a fraidy cat"

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2012

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

he is also afraid of blood, but maybe that's just in person

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

on the contrary, he's a sissy and fraidy cat like the usual schoolyard bully

yeah but the schoolyard bully doesn't have like the equivalent of the varsity football team fighting their fights for them.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

i don't think he's capable of really mentally gaming out much of the consequences here. it seems like it will take very little of the sort of goading from the likes of Fox and Friends as shown in the link above before he's full steam ahead.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

There's like a dozen variations on that tweet at least. I think at this point he's basically done everything he ever (often inaccurately) lambasted Obama for.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump/

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

I like that trump tweet above just starting: "Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
....Death to America. "

akm, Friday, 21 June 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

It's probably fair to say that Donald Trump is approaching this precarious situation as if it were an episode of Monday Night Raw. You use what you know.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

that's right folks, we're bringing back The Iron Sheik. tremendous, tremendous ratings.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

Pareene on the Dems' cowardice

"Pelosi and her allies’ opposition to escalation in this largely one-sided war quickly reached comic heights. By the end of May, she was arguing that she was declining to open an impeachment inquiry into the president out of love of country. When a caucus argument broke out over the White House leaning on former counsel Don McGahn to ignore a subpoena to testify, Pelosi stood firm: “This isn’t about politics at all. It’s about patriotism. It’s about the strength we need to have to see things through,” she said, according to Politico. 


There’s the bizarre anti-politics of center-liberalism stated plainly: that the American people don’t want to see conflict, and so therefore you mustn’t be seen as being responsible for it. Pelosi and her allies believe they are nobly withholding from their base (which they define as being distinct from “the American people”) the sugar high of aggressive oversight, for their own good. There is no sense that a new political reality can be forged, even with a foil as corrupt and unpopular as Trump. "

https://newrepublic.com/article/154113/democratic-party-fighting-spirit-give-war-chance

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

It's a terrific article.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

I like that trump tweet above just starting: "Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
....Death to America.

wonder what subconscious persuasion expert Scott Adams thinks of this

frogbs, Friday, 21 June 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

pelosi is a coward

k3vin k., Friday, 21 June 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

It's a political calculation that impeachment investigations will energize the 45 base more than his opposition base, and cost freshmen Dems in purple districts. I'm sure she's working from extensive polling.

Perhaps where she's wrong is that she's only considering effects on the 2020 election, and forgetting that moral clarity (however we may disagree) is one way the Republicans established a foothold in the collective minds of the Silent and Boomer generations, and moral clarity in opposition to corruption, injustice, and environmental collapse is how Dems can own an overwhelming mindshare in younger generations, for decades to come. She's playing a short game instead of a long one.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

agree with the moral clarity argument

Dan S, Friday, 21 June 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

plus there's the consideration that actually engaging in a political action (like impeachment proceedings) can and no doubt will move political opinion. the only coherent strategy I can glean from her behavior is that she doesn't think she has enough of her caucus on board, but you have to assume plenty of the current holdouts are persuadable, especially as more and more impeachable conduct is aired out in public.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

She's playing a short game instead of a long one.

Not entirely unexpected in someone creeping up on 80.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

xp I know it's been mentioned before, but I think part of the reason for the caution moving forward could be timing relative to 2020

Dan S, Friday, 21 June 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

even the vulnerable democrats in districts that voted for trump in 2016 (like katie porter in SoCal) are starting to turn toward impeachment. i think part of pelosi's plan (whether it makes sense or not) is to appear like she was forced to impeach by her party, rather than forcing her party to impeach. if that's the case, she appears to be well on her way

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

fuck her polling

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

ultimately I don't think war is avoidable with these people in charge BUT I can't remember an american president coming out and explaining that he refrained from retaliation by citing a relatively small (by u.s. warmongering standards) number of brown ppl who would die as a consequence

am I crazy or is this....somehow....refreshing?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

it would be if for one second anyone believe that were his real motives.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

true enough

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

xposts It would be nice to know how much of the impeachment unpopularity in these polls is in fact a consequence of Pelosi's harping on about how imprudent etc it would be

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

He's the dude who slams you against a wall with his fist drawn back and aimed at your face and then suddenly releases your lapels and says 'nah, not today' before strutting on down the road. A real saint, in other words, and totally not someone you have to worry about pulling the same shit or worse tomorrow.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

His 'you're welcome, 150 people I chose not to kill today' shit is a total power play.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

it's a refreshing contrast to his "only 64 people died in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria" stance

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

lost count of the civilian deaths caused by coalition forces over last few years anyway

nashwan, Friday, 21 June 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

however transparently disingenuous, the president breaking protocol by making pentagon death spec public and "reasoning" about disproportion would make for a great (if accidental) precedent

he should be asked next time: how many Iranians are gonna die?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

even the vulnerable democrats in districts that voted for trump in 2016 (like katie porter in SoCal) are starting to turn toward impeachment. i think part of pelosi's plan (whether it makes sense or not) is to appear like she was forced to impeach by her party, rather than forcing her party to impeach. if that's the case, she appears to be well on her way

My thinking until now

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

yeah I had hoping for that too, now I'm doubting it

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

something very weird is going on with all of this

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

and you don't know what it is

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

do you

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

Mr jones blah blah

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

This brinksmanship with iran was completely avoidable.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

with something stupid and insane coming from the WH daily we have to remember there are still children being held in deplorable conditions

https://www.apnews.com/46da2dbe04f54adbb875cfbc06bbc615

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

I genuinely believe Trump may want to avoid war with Iran and realizes he's been suckered into this situation by Bolton and friends, but he's so far out of his depth that he doesn't have any clue what to do to dig himself out of it. I'm not particularly optimistic about any of this, but there was a point when things were starting to look scary with North Korea, and they were able to back down from that without a major disaster.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

I’m praying for that

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

I don’t understand why he hired john fucking bolton if he really wanted to avoid war.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

I'm guilty of it too, but psychoanalyzing this henna-haired goose shit elevates him to the level of a normal human being with neuroses. I'm content with thinking, "Before taking a post-KFC dump last night, he decided he didn't wanna go to war anymore."

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/06/president-donald-trump-faces-new-rape-accusation.html

When Carroll meets Donald Trump in Bergdorf Goodman, the encounter starts as a friendly one. Trump recognizes her as “that advice lady”; Carroll recognizes him as “that real-estate tycoon.” Trump tells Carroll that he’s there to buy a gift for “a girl,” and though we don’t learn the identity of this mystery woman, Carroll places the ensuing incident in late 1995 or early 1996, during which time Trump was married to Marla Maples. When Trump asks Carroll to advise him on what to buy, she agrees, and the two eventually make their way to the lingerie section. Trump suggests a lace bodysuit and encourages Carroll to try it on; she, deflecting, jokingly suggests that he try it on instead. After they reach the dressing rooms, events turn violent. In Carroll’s account, Trump shoves her against a wall inside a dressing room, pulls down her tights, and, “forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me.”

Carroll, 75, is a venerated Elle advice columnist. At the time of the attack, she was well known in her own right. A frequent feature writer for magazines like Playboy and Esquire, she had her own television show on America’s Talking, the precursor to MSNBC. Trump had his own record. By the time of his alleged assault on Carroll, Trump’s ex-wife, Ivana, had already claimed that Trump violated her during their marriage. (Ivana recanted the claim after Trump launched his campaign for the presidency.) Further news reports, published in 2016, place at least four other alleged sexual-assault claims, made by Kristin Anderson, Jill Harth, Cathy Heller, and Temple Taggart McDowell, in the years before and during the time period of Carroll’s account.

Carroll is now at least the 16th woman to accuse Donald Trump of sexual misconduct and the 14th to accuse Moonves of similar offenses.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

He’s a monster

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

he hired bolton to piss off the libs

mookieproof, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

Reading that cover story

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

full account from Carroll here; perhaps obvious warning that this recounting of multiple rapes and assaults is terrible reading
https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/donald-trump-assault-e-jean-carroll-other-hideous-men.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

It’s an excerpt of an upcoming book called “what do we need men for?” To her this attack is an example of a broader phenomenon. Certainly true, it’s her story to tell not mine, but i think this will weaken the public impact of the accusation, which is corroborated by multiple people. Which sucks because america needs to reckon with the fact that the president is a rapist.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

He’s been accused before, in a formal court document, and his ex wife never fully recanted the accusation, just changed how she would characterize it. He is a sexual predator.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

He hired Bolton because he has no idea who to hire, what his positions and goals actually are, how to achieve anything, etc.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 21 June 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

ultimately I don't think war is avoidable with these people in charge BUT I can't remember an american president coming out and explaining that he refrained from retaliation by citing a relatively small (by u.s. warmongering standards) number of brown ppl who would die as a consequence

am I crazy or is this....somehow....refreshing?

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, June 21, 2019 12:52 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was truly remarkable I agree

k3vin k., Friday, 21 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Trump's single redeeming quality may be his perhaps inadvertent distaste for actually following through on his trash talk and going to war, which may be bc he's a bullying businessman and con artist and racist at heart and not (as yet!) a professional warmongering mercenary like some of the dudes in his employ (and in the employ of previous admins)

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

i mean this is a small sample size we're dealing with here, he may simply be doing it less out of distaste for blood and more bc he's thinking it's strategic.

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

He’s teasing catastrophe so he can pull back and get credit for using restraint. It’s a form of torturing the american people, and the iranian people

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

No credit for him

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

agree. this is in retaliation for a downed drone? his casually informing us that he almost authorized a dangerous, out-of-proportion response but decided to pull back at the last minute sounds super reckless to me

Dan S, Friday, 21 June 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

Yeah it's like a dude t-boned your Beemer and you threaten to blow up his neighborhood.

a fan of the Beetles, the Beach boys, the Monkeys (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 June 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

look it's completely insane and manipulative and there's not an ounce of decency in his *not* bombing....but under his predecessor (in an imaginary world where there wasn't a nuke deal in place) we probably would have already bombed a bunch of Iranian assets and denied/obfuscated the death count

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

my guess is that he genuinely sees himself as the good guy and can't cope with the idea of being personally responsible for having someone killed. Totally good with producing murderous policies/having shadowy sources "deal with the problem," just not inured in his shriveled soul to the realpolitik of being a murderer personally and knowing it. It's a redeeming quality you'd assume that would be a core human principle but one never knows with this guy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

xp decency peaceful intent

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

Does he not involve himself in the drone strike / kill list in the way Obama did?

ShariVari, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

who knows, if it's in the daily briefing probably not

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

my guess is that he genuinely sees himself as the good guy and can't cope with the idea of being personally responsible for having someone killed.

Didn’t we just read an account of him raping someone?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

He's getting a thrill playing God. And part of that thrill is by informing everyone of the mercy he showed with his God powers. This time he chose not to kill, next time who knows. If even 1 American is """killed by Iran"""...
Giving God powers to 1 person who's only qualification is "winning" an election is a ridiculous thing to exist in 21st century.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

xp i would guess he willfully avoids that stuff out of cowardice except in piques of "I'M IN CHARGE" since no one in the military want him anywhere near the machinery

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

where is the contradiction in someone committing an atrocious act and still seeing themselves as a good guy?

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

these types of people are not going around thinking they're villains

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

You did, Tree. But he remembers how she totally wanted it because cmon who wouldn't.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

I think he is a sadist and doesn’t need to “tell himself hems a good person” like you or i would

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

Escalating tensions, then pulling back, relishing the power he has over life and death—he’s a kid burning ants with a magnifyying glass.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

in the audio clips he says "I didn't like it," and that's always the key word.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

Yes

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

He’s a vile person. Look across his life—he enjoys causing suffering

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

Speaking of eternal suffering

pic.twitter.com/JDS4zUXXJG

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 21, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

i'm not stupid enough to believe that Trump is incapable of being a war criminal (he already has committed a million human rights violations after all) but he may simply not want to deal with a war. it could be distaste, but then again of course it could also be that he doesn't want to have to deal with the complexities of geopolitics. i'm sure it's tough enough for his brain to handle daily briefings on new nicknames for Dem opponents.

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

Trump 2036 lol

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

TRUMP
EEEEEE

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

In the year Trumpy Five Trumpy Five

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

Does he not involve himself in the drone strike / kill list in the way Obama did?

― ShariVari, Friday, June 21, 2019 8:01 PM (twenty-two minutes ago)

by many accounts drone strike casualties have drastically increased under trump, in part because trump has removed even the limited restrictions obama placed on using drones. obama was rightly criticized for his drone policy (which was awful), but trump's clearly got no compunctions about blowing ppl up.

According to a 2018 report in The Daily Beast, Obama launched 186 drone strikes in Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan during his first two years in office. In Trump’s first two years, he launched 238.

The Trump administration has carried out 176 strikes in Yemen in just two years, compared with 154 there during all eight years of Obama’s tenure, according to a count by The Associated Press and the Bureau of Investigative Journalism.

Experts also say drone strikes under President Trump have surged in Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria.

And, as was the case during Obama’s presidency, these strikes have resulted in untold numbers of civilian casualties. According to the United Nations Assistance Mission in Afghanistan, U.S. drone strikes in Afghanistan killed more than 150 civilians in the first nine months of 2018.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

would president warren or sanders put an end to this?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

in 2015 Sanders said he wouldn't end the drone program

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

the MIC will keep on no matter who's in there

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

being a war criminal is part of the job

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 June 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

Sanders has been talking a lot about it recently, calling it the MIC, saying that there are people profitting from war—like it seems legit

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

He seems more focused on this than in 2016

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

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quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 21 June 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

idk about that time thing (which i of course have not read) but i think "trumpism" dies with trump. his cult of personality is, like him, so superficial that i think even his most ardent fans will rapidly lose interest in him. the values they ascribed to him may live on, but i really don't think we're going to have that many die-hards after he's gone (vs, say, reagan or obama)

gbx, Friday, 21 June 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

agreed -- he is, in his own way, sui generis. or at least i fucking hope so

mookieproof, Friday, 21 June 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link

We can say Trumpism existed in the party before he catalyzed it though.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

DON: Well, yeah.

mookieproof, Friday, 21 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

“Trumpism” started long before trump, was fertilized by 9/11 demagoguing and then the tea party, ramping up with the Pailin nomination. The xenophobia and resentment ginned up by Trump is not going to go away when he finally chokes out on a Big Mac.

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 June 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

true but I'm struggling to think of a current personality with a big enough cult following to wear his crown of shit when he dies.

akm, Friday, 21 June 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

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quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 21 June 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

xp joe rogan?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

Sic what are you posting?

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 June 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

Trumpism is a logical extension of the energy by Tea Partiers, which itself was an extension of Newt's Contract with America, which itself was an extension of Massive Resistance, which was an extension of Jim Crow, and so on.

Right-wing antigovernment demagoguery is like a cake pan into which successive generations pour their white male grievance politics.

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 June 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

energy OF

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 June 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

They love government when it's bolstering white supremacy though.

Shoegazi (Leee), Friday, 21 June 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link

Trumpism is a logical extension of the energy by Tea Partiers, which itself was an extension of Newt's Contract with America, which itself was an extension of Massive Resistance, which was an extension of Jim Crow, and so on.

Right-wing antigovernment demagoguery is like a cake pan into which successive generations pour their white male grievance politics.

― Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, June 21, 2019 3:50 PM

true, and I like your description, but the chaos, extreme recklessness, incitement of hate, breaking with all norms, and blatant venality and corruption with Trump bothers me more than anything that came before

Dan S, Friday, 21 June 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link

I realize those are components of some of the previous conservative movements, but just not all together to this extent

Dan S, Friday, 21 June 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

the sad truth is donald fucking trump will never be out of our lives until he is dead. president or not, this dumb motherfucker is going to have something to say on any and every news worthy item that occurs until the day he ends up dead on a toilet and the media will cover it.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 21 June 2019 23:42 (four years ago) link

hell, we're still dealing with Reagan!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

anyway, it's time for the Dems to ride toward the sound of the guns, as Pareene sez

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 June 2019 01:40 (four years ago) link

ie banish Mayor Mushmouth Booty and his ilk

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 June 2019 01:40 (four years ago) link

I just want to point out that for many non-white people, what you are calling “Trumpism” has been a Thing in this country for centuries

brigadier pudding (DJP), Saturday, 22 June 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link

would be great to figure out how to get rid of it

Dan S, Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link

I think when white ppl get to around 20% of the pop., it might do it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

sic shames people who share links without analytics tracking tags removed, not sure why he polices it so much

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

morbs otm

Dan S, Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:14 (four years ago) link

really happy to see DJP's posts again

Dan S, Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link

I just want to point out that for many non-white people, what you are calling “Trumpism” has been a Thing in this country for centuries

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, June 21, 2019

As a non-white person myself, I have to keep reminding people that shit don't change.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 22 June 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link

not sure why he

I find it genuinely bemusing that people deliberately choose to do this

US Politics May 2019: " If I was burned at the stake, I would ask for a mirror"

note that it took less than two weeks after said election for the government to raid the private home of one journalist and then the largest news organisation in the country ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

It’s not deliberate, people just copy the links they’re given. I try to strip off tags personally so I get where you’re coming from, I just think it’s strange that you choose to address it in such a weird opaque manner

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

sic knows a lot of things, you shouldn’t talk ill of them!!!

brimstead, Saturday, 22 June 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link

copy deliberately, paste deliberately, click "submit post" deliberately

(trackers aside, message boards have existed for 25 years and etiquette has always been to not post giant walls of gibberish and to edit quotes for relevance.)

think it’s strange that you choose to address it in such a weird opaque manner

more than fair, but you have to admit it's less opaque than people deliberately choosing not to read their own posts

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 22 June 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

(xpost I know almost nothing of any value, and crutis wasn't talking ill, but it's totally reasonable to talk ill of me honestly, or be maddened by my posting. anyway how about those politics???!)

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 22 June 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link

Orange Grifter said "Make Iran Great Again" today

so the Shah left descendants?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link

THE SHAH SLEEPS IN FRED TRUMP'S GRAVE

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 June 2019 06:10 (four years ago) link

Here’s a state Republican Party endorsing countermajoritarian violent intimidation to achieve a political end. https://t.co/hqFanaPkf4

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 23, 2019

something really fucked up is happening in Oregon

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 June 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

https://www.apnews.com/1a3dd1c7c6424a4f9b71226e3d5c7e32

The Oregon governor is having state police attempt to round up AWOL Republican state senators. I had no idea that ever happened! Apparently it's not unprecedented, though.

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

I remember when that bunch of Democratic senators in Texas fled to Oklahoma to break quorum... it worked that time.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

The escaping I've seen before, but the involvement of militias would be something new to me. But there doesn't actually seem to be any militias in that photo?

Frederik B, Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

it's a nice little potential preview of that moment when the national GOP finally officially partners up with the militias to stand their ground after an election they badly lost but blame on voter fraud from migrants (a lie they've been telling for decades now, priming the pump for the Big Lie)

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

... GOOD MOURNING

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

can't wait for the sympathetic NYT interviews with militia members

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

I doubt they’re even going to put it on the front page. It’s been fucked up for half a week now

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 June 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

I'm reading news that the Oregon GOP-tweeted photo is NOT of the capital rally?

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Actually i think they were being sarcastic and suggesting the Dems closed the capitol due to peaceful protesters.

That is of course a lie though

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

From Daily Beast:

“Gov. Brown, you want a civil war, because this is how you get a civil war,” the Oath Keepers wrote on their public Facebook page. Beneath the post, Oath Keeper fans suggesting hanging, arresting, or taking up arms against Brown.

The only good thing, if this threat were carried out, is that these fringe militias would lose that war very, very badly and be expunged from US politics. The very bad thing is that people would die needlessly because of their stupidity and intransigence.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

and the other good news: more martyrs whom the right can canonize

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link

I wouldn't wish for the death of militia members outright but mourning period would be nanoseconds long

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

So fucking committed to wrecking the planet. Pathetic.

DJI, Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

Who exactly would they be fighting against? Would Trump send in the military against these very good people?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 23 June 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

He'd send Jared.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 June 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

these fringe militias would lose that war very, very badly and be expunged from US politics

Well, that would be so in normal times, but remebr the Malheur refuge occupation? Y'know Trump pardoned the original instigators, right?

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

I'm not seeing trump sending the nat'l guard in to subdue his voters

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

“Send bachelors and come heavily armed,” Sen. Brian Boquist, a Republican from Dallas, said late Wednesday as the prospect of a walkout loomed.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

Trump pardoned the original instigators, right?

Not entirely accurate. The Hammonds, who were pardoned by Trump, did not request the Bundys to come to Oregon on their behalf, let alone ask them to instigate an armed takeover of the Malheur refuge. They duly submitted themselves to re-incarceration on the day the court stipulated. They did thank the Bundys for wanting to help them, but issued a statement during the occupation that the kind of help the Bundys were giving them was not the sort of help they needed.

That said, Trump's pardon for the Hammonds was a clear dog whistle to the militias.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 June 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

Somebody sent Axios a huge trove of vetting documents on people who got jobs in the Trump administration despite being white supremacists, insanely corrupt, etc., etc.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 23 June 2019 22:57 (four years ago) link

Here's a clip of Chris Christie reading Trump's file on him, and talking about the fuckery that went on with hiring:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlEFJBjI2k

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 23 June 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

you simply love to see it

NEW: @BernieSanders will on Monday propose canceling the *entire* $1.6 trillion in U.S. student loan debt, escalating Democratic policy battle

Key coauthors: @IlhanMN and @RepJayapal

Paid for by Wall Street transaction tax, paired w/ free college billhttps://t.co/LUyARIN7Ec

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) June 24, 2019

turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 June 2019 10:27 (four years ago) link

https://www.cjr.org/the_media_today/e-jean-carroll-trump-rape.php

Why the low play? It could be a case of fatigue. We are hit so often with claims of Trump’s misconduct—and liberals, at least, have such low expectations of him—that horrifying allegations lose their shock value and slide off. Deeper forces are likely at work, too: as the writer Molly Jong-Fast asked on Twitter, “Is the misogyny so baked in that we no longer treat allegations of rape seriously?” It’s not a new question. Ahead of the 2016 election, CJR’s Pete Vernon interviewed Lucia Graves, a reporter with The Guardian, about the muted reaction to her interview with Jill Harth, who accused Trump of groping. Graves, who was “extremely frustrated” that other outlets did not pick up Harth’s claim, said it took the Access Hollywood tape for the allegations against Trump to dominate the news cycle. “I think it’s so remarkable that Trump had to literally say every single one of those things to another man, and people had to hear it recorded before people believed the story that has been out there for months,” Graves said.

Whatever the reason, it’s astonishing that Carroll’s allegation isn’t ubiquitous in our news media this morning. Its relative absence is doubly surprising when you consider that the #MeToo moment—with its brilliant reporting on Harvey Weinstein and so many other abusive men—has arguably been the biggest story of the Trump era not to centrally feature Trump. Somehow, Trump escaped accountability at the height of that moment. It looks like that’s happening again.

Trump escaped accountability, too, during his 2016 campaign. Over the weekend, Carroll told CNN that she didn’t come forward with her rape allegation back then because other women were already saying “similar things.” Besides, she added, “I picked up very quickly that it was helping him, not hurting him.” We all bear some responsibility for that.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 June 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link

Someone's gunning for Susan Collins.

Maine state House speaker Sara Gideon is running against Sen. Susan Collins, one of Senate Republicans’ most vulnerable incumbents in 2020.

The Democrat, who had long been expected to run but was waiting until the end of the legislative session, announced her candidacy in a video Monday morning.

“Susan Collins has been in the Senate for 22 years,” Gideon says, mentioning Collins for the first time nearly two minutes into the video. “And at one point, maybe she was different from some of the other folks in Washington. But she doesn’t seem that way anymore.”

Gideon highlights Collins’ vote for the GOP tax overhaul, and the video includes footage of President Donald Trump thanking Collins. The last thing Gideon mentions is Collins’ vote for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SEiNdtO7mE

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 24 June 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

small potatoes but I wish we could permanently ban all politicians from using the word "folks."

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 24 June 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

I like Sara Gideon

Dan S, Monday, 24 June 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

small potatoes but I wish we could permanently ban all politicians from using the word "folks."

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, June 24, 2019

it especially grated when Obama used it.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

as shitty as it is this grates a lot more when nonpoliticans use it in casual connversation instead of "people"

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

with pols it's as obligatory as lapel pin / weird thumb pointing

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

Friendsh...

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link

small potatoes but I wish we could permanently ban all politicians from using the word "folks."

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, June 24, 2019

it especially grated when Obama used it.

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, June 24, 2019 11:27 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as shitty as it is this grates a lot more when nonpoliticans use it in casual connversation instead of "people"

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, June 24, 2019 11:29 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

folks this is some bullshit I can’t get behind

hollow your fart (m bison), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

Folks is a monosyllabic gender and nationally inclusive term it is the best word

hollow your fart (m bison), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

also it sounds enough like "fucks" that you can use it with people you dislike and feel like you're getting away with something

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

folks this is another great point

hollow your fart (m bison), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

disgusting savagery

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

I get more annoyed by pols dropping "The American People..." every other sentence

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

xp: I will grant you "savage"

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link

i wish pols wd follow those Kids in the Hall characters who addressed everyone as "pricks"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

I get more annoyed by pols dropping "The American People..." every other sentence

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, June 24, 2019

I thank Bob Dole for teaching me to loathe this phrase.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

"Sheeple"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

"Humans of [insert geographic region]! I am a [gender classification] you can trust to support you in [government body]! Give me your vote!"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

Not to dunk on Alon, but "the only thing this 28 year old Freshman legislator has accomplished is totally changing the national conversation on a half dozen occasions" is a weird criticism https://t.co/Df5IGtVfwJ

— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) June 24, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

trump just announced sanctions on “ayatollah khOmeini” not sure how effective this will be

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

Um.

So when is this incredibly fucking stupid timeline supposed to end?

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

all I know is trump better get those hostages out of the embassy

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

yikes

maura, Monday, 24 June 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

the '70s revival is out of hand

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

i'm hearing about him more and more in all the same places that are talking about Frederick Douglass.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 24 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link


small potatoes but I wish we could permanently ban all politicians from using the word "folks."

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, June 24, 2019

it especially grated when Obama used it.

I diametrically disagree with this; I never really heard it used before Obama and I liked it coming from him so much that now I use it all the time.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

We’re not folks. We’re consumers.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link

Dubya used "folks" constantly, which along with the Forever Wars and surveillance expansion is why i called O George W Obama.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

Sanctioning khomeini makes sense if the recent incidents in Iran happened at the order of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard which is basically his own army and doesn't report into the rest of the Iranian government. So it's better than sanctioning the rest of the country. But they're already doing that too which is probably what caused these incidents to happen in the first place. Trump apparently said yesterday he just doesn't want Iran to pursue nuclear weapons. They're like "WTF that's exactly what we were doing under the agreement that you fucking pulled out of you retard."

akm, Monday, 24 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

An Oct. 30, 2014, analysis of President Obama’s diction by Buzzfeed found that the Commander-in-Chief used the word at least 348 times during presidential news conferences. That’s 7.3 times per 10,000 words. George W. Bush used it about 2.5 times per 10,000 words during his presidency, and Bill Clinton only once per 10,000 words.

https://randomnerds.com/are-politicians-folking-with-us-the-overuse-of-folks-in-todays-political-rhetoric/

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

akm it's not khomeini

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

but points taken

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

v. radical

Slavery reparations is a far-left favorite because it does a number of things.

It reinforces the radical belief that the United States was founded by racist white men who installed a system whereby white guys would run everything and blacks, women and others would be exploited.

— Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) June 24, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 24 June 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link

billy "stopped clock" o'reilly

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

the best thing about that is that it positions radicals as the ones who actually know US history

hollow your fart (m bison), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

Way cool, rad even, for him to admit this.

nashwan, Monday, 24 June 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Championing traffic lights is a far-left favorite because it does a number of things.

It reinforces the radical belief that automobiles can wreak grievous harm upon people and property if measures aren't taken to control the flow of vehicular traffic.

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

I mean we're literally at the point where the right is describing observable, measurable constituent reality as 'radical belief'.

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

slavery reparations is a far-left falafel loofah favorite

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

re "folks", I have a theory that this is a word black people in America use more often than white people but it is near-impossible to find info on this using the Google searches I've come up with so far

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

it's a word that was mostly used in Greenwich Village in the '60s iirc

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

Both of my parents referred to visits with my grandparents as "going to see the folks". It was applied equally to either set of grandparents.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

I did find this in my googling adventure which made me go o_O: https://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2019/feb/21/robert-mckinzie/fact-checking-myth-word-picnic-racist/

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

re "folks", I have a theory that this is a word black people in America use more often than white people but it is near-impossible to find info on this using the Google searches I've come up with so far

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, June 24, 2019 4:22 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it became the new "guys" in tech in literally the last 6-18 months. went from never hearing it to hearing it exclusively, and "guys" sounding like a mild curse word some time then. e.g. at my boring enterprise it is the standard term in (relatively woke) engineering, but has not made it over to sales yet (golf nazis)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

at the risk of stating the obvious it's an attempt at "folksiness" which shouldn't be made except in the vernacular around a region or discrete community—neighborhood, church, bingo parlor etc., else (to my ears) it just sounds cloying, pandering/patronizing

we already have a word for people

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

Folks just makes me think of Ben Vereen in All That Jazz.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 24 June 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

I'd happily adopt 'mofos' as a substitution if y'all wanna help me get that off the ground.

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

I use folks, gang, people, and family to address my staff, for better or worse. fwiw I enjoy this digression considerably more than the news of the day

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link

Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

Like Cletus, the slack-jawed mofo.

Shoegazi (Leee), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

'comrades' > 'folks' > 'guys' > 'ladies and gentlemen' > 'my fellow americans'

Dan I., Monday, 24 June 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

i did the quotes wrong

Dan I., Monday, 24 June 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

'youse'

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

(var. 'youse mugs')

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

Yinz

we already have a word for people

I often use "folks" in favor of "people" because in certain contexts the word "people" has undergone a degree of pejoration (going from a positive or neutral sense to a negative one)... it feels impersonal and a little too distancing/othering when prefaced by an adjective. This may be no more than the effect of being a default term coming up frequently in speech that calls out a specific subset of the population (usually problematic), and thus a sort of a fall guy word. So I look to substitute it with a softer term. Like "folks". Note that I'm not making any claims about how effective doing so is as an attempt at amelioration; I'm just saying that's one explanation for why we might do it. Also, as a replacement for "guys" it is less gender-specific.

It might be that pejoration is a linguistic phenomenon driven by culture, a different category of language change than something like ignoring the who/whom distinction or pronouncing "nuclear" the way George Bush does (which we assign a cultural value to *after* it arises in the language). We tend to shoot the messenger when it comes to pejoration... this lexical instability is the verbal shadow of some instability in the culture. There's some problem we can't come to grips with, so we're constantly talking around it.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 24 June 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link

that’s all, y’all!

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 03:00 (four years ago) link

also “all y’all” is the plural of “y’all,” afaict?

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

pronouncing "nuclear" the way George Bush does

Historical trivia alert: the first president to consistently mispronounce nuclear as "new-kew-lur" was Dwight Eisenhower.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link

sometimes “people” works better than “folks”. like: “We tortured some _____.”

beard papa, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link

"y'all" is plural, "all y'all" just means ALL y'all

Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 04:54 (four years ago) link

a short way of describing the current problem with saying “people” is that it often seems to travel with a preceding silent “you”

My confession to add to all this is that I actually prefer “dudes”

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

Well, to be clear- y’all for second person plural over there; dudes for second person plural over here

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

Historical trivia alert: the first president to consistently mispronounce nuclear as "new-kew-lur" was Dwight Eisenhower.

It's not a mispronunciation. American and British speakers, for example, pronounce "clientele" in distinct ways. Neither pronunciation is wrong.

People think "y'all" can be used in the singular because it sometimes gets used to refer to an entity or a group when conversing with one member of that group. For example, when I worked at a bookstore, people talking to me would ask me "can y'all take this back if I don't like it?" They're talking to me, but referring to the bookstore which I am a part of. A third party less familiar with "y'all" overhearing that might assume they were using it as the second person singular.

Far more entertaining if you come from a y'all-free zone is the possessive form, which sometimes is realized as "y'all'ses" (yall-ziz) and always makes me happy when I hear it in the wild.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

I've ben using "y'all" instead of "guys" the last couple years. When I speak to Republicans, I call them "asswipes."

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

"It's not a mispronunciation. American and British speakers, for example, pronounce "clientele" in distinct ways. Neither pronunciation is wrong."

maybe but pronouncing "nuclear" as "nucular" is wrong, sorry.

akm, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

Ruling on 'NOO-kah-luhr' plz

Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

Iran leadership doesn’t understand the words “nice” or “compassion,” they never have. Sadly, the thing they do understand is Strength and Power, and the USA is by far the most powerful Military Force in the world, with 1.5 Trillion Dollars invested over the last two years alone..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2019

his feelings are hurt bring on the war

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

he's mad because Hassan Rouhani said the White House was “afflicted by mental retardation.”

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

Hey Donnie, why don't you take a stab at defining 'nice' and 'compassion' for us, you walking flesh void.

Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

Hassan otm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

broke: spending $1.6tn to cancel student debt
woke: spending $1.5tn to murder iranian children

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

So this latest DoJ file reveals that Duncan Hunter had an affair with at least three different lobbyists, one of his own staff members, and an aide to a member of the GOP leadership team.

— Sam Stein (@samstein) June 25, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

the best and the brightest horniest

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

wow where did he find the time out from his busy schedule of vaping on the floor of congress and enthusiastically committing campaign finance crimes

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

I look forward to our trillion dollar navy getting sunk by thousands of cheap cruise missiles

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

A society of the macabre. "Among supporters of the death penalty, support for a nuclear strike [on North Korea] actually rose from 38 percent to 49 percent when the number of expected North Korean fatalities increased from 15,000 to 1.1 million." https://t.co/e8mGvid17h

— Tim Shorrock (@TimothyS) June 25, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

we already made a grand gesture of our total indifference to human life by electing Trump tho

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

We did that by electing Reagan

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

We did that by electing Reagan Nixon

fixed

nickn, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

nixon andrew jackson

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

People in the old Confederate states say that shit all the time. They will never let go of it. The correct rejoinder for that kind of person is to accuse them of not "bearing true allegiance to the United States of America", because that turns the conversation into whether or not they are patriotic Americans and there's no way they won't swear up and down that they're ten times more patriotic than anyone else alive.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

here we go again, look the United States has long had a record of invading hostile countries who engage in documented human rights abuses and atrocities so you know they had to put the smackdown on the CSA just like they did Germany, i don't see why this is so hard to understand for guys like that.

omar little, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

One of the failures of the Vietnamese revolution is Meghan McCain. https://t.co/u7N5pDAnOz

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) June 25, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

I had a brilliant college physics professor who pronounced nuclear "nucular." There's a good chance he was just trolling, but either way I admired him for it.

Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

he also said "nuculus"

Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

People in the old Confederate states say that shit all the time. They will never let go of it. The correct rejoinder for that kind of person is to accuse them of not "bearing true allegiance to the United States of America", because that turns the conversation into whether or not they are patriotic Americans and there's no way they won't swear up and down that they're ten times more patriotic than anyone else alive.

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

These people were told by their grade school textbooks that Confederates were a part of a long American patriotic tradition of standing up for their own against an oppressive government, so this argument would sound absurd to them.

Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

According to the Times, Pelosi fielded concerns from dozens of House Democrats on Sunday after calling for the passage of the $4.5 billion in emergency humanitarian aid. Pelosi claimed the bill protects families and “does not fund the administration’s failed mass detention policy.” However, more than 30 members of the Progressive Caucus and more than 15 members of the Hispanic Caucus told her that the bill didn’t hold migrant shelters to higher standards and didn’t stop the funds from being used for immigration enforcement.

“We all want to address the problems at the border, but we don’t know that there are enough sticks in this bill to make sure that the Trump administration actually spends the money the way they’re supposed to,” Washington Rep. Pramila Jayapal, a co-chair of the CPC, told the Times. “He’s creating these crises and then trying to point a finger at Democrats to give him more money, which he then uses for his own purposes.”

https://splinternews.com/aoc-and-other-democrats-are-rebelling-against-nancy-pel-1835836002

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

i would think that it would be a bad idea to get into an argument with a confederate loving racist about how patriotic they are, but that's because i think life is too short to spend arguing about patriotism with some terrible person who is probably concealing a handgun

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

When dueling culture is re-established by and in the south it will be interesting. I swear i will not be surprised. The way southern congressmen intimidated northern whigs was often very explicitly physical threats.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

“David often tells young people, Americans don’t want to fight. But if someone picks a fight for us, we’ll win. We fight for love of our country,” the Trump told an audience at the White House.

Guardian and others should refer to him as 'the Trump' more

nashwan, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

if he wasn't such a moron one could appreciate the subtlety of "for us" instead of "with us" in that statement

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link

When dueling culture is re-established by and in the south it will be interesting. I swear i will not be surprised. The way southern congressmen intimidated northern whigs was often very explicitly physical threats.

― Hunt3r, Tuesday, June 25, 2019 4:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don’t forget beating someone nearly to death by cane!

hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

it's past time, but why quibble?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

https://art19.com/shows/why-is-this-happening-with-chris-hayes/episodes/bfdeff10-9cf1-4e7e-a0e6-3ec851362f0d
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/ncna946711

m bison not sure how well those links translate but this sorta informal interview was wild for me.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link

politics in the 19th c were FUUUUUUCKED up

hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link

For those who mourn the collapse of comity and bipartisanship, the parties between 1865 and 1901 were locked the fuck down.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link

those were amazing years in the US, nothing but good stuff

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link

tbf, pretty much every year in human history has been objectively terrible

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:30 (four years ago) link

2008 was p good

hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:57 (four years ago) link

thats when i got married and graduated college, that was p good

hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link

but a 2008 college grad spouse would have to admit that the whole global financial crisis thing was a complete bummer that year

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link

uh

I am pleased to announce that @HouseJudiciary and House Intel will have Special Counsel Robert Mueller testify in open session on July 17, pursuant to a subpoena issued this evening. https://t.co/wR0CEVqpJC

We look forward to having Mr. Mueller testify, as do all Americans. pic.twitter.com/UEKihMEYXI

— (((Rep. Nadler))) (@RepJerryNadler) June 26, 2019

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:05 (four years ago) link

rip grover cleveland. do we have any cartoons about trump raping women?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

why didn't they subpoena mueller months ago?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

Donald Trump lost a bid to halt a lawsuit brought by 201 Congressional Democrats who want a Washington federal court to require that the president seek approval from lawmakers before he accepts any financial benefits from foreign governments.

In a pair of orders issued Tuesday, U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan denied Trump’s request to halt the lawsuit so he could immediately appeal Sullivan’s earlier refusals to dismiss the case. The decision means the 2017 lawsuit led by U.S. Senator Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut can proceed.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-25/democrats-get-go-ahead-to-probe-president-s-finances-in-lawsuit

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link

who knows if they negotiated

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link

22 percent in https://t.co/SOpjd4k6q2 pic.twitter.com/sdFadv6SCV

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) June 26, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:15 (four years ago) link

this is going to be a squeaker https://web.enrboenyc.us/OF14CY0PY1.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

who are we rooting for here

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

Context

Queens votes for its next DA in 4 days. Rarely has a DA race been so focused on how to shake up mass incarceration. Shape of NYC's legal system & jail space is at stake.

I had great chat with 3 reporters about what's on the line. ICYMI, to read or listen: https://t.co/iZ6OFiH4Yz

— Taniel (@Taniel) June 21, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:42 (four years ago) link

We’re rooting for Caban

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:42 (four years ago) link

go caban

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:47 (four years ago) link

very nice

Among the many takeaways here: A pathetic result for new Queens Dem chair Greg Meeks, who attacked Warren and Sanders for endorsing Cabán over Katz https://t.co/W1pvU6Da7Q

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 26, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

hail queenmaker AOC

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link

has there ever been when was the last time a new representative had this much influence in the first six months?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link

this is otm. i don't think the specific question is great or likely to get a newsmaking answer from mueller. but the point is correct.

No more legal experts on cable!
Former US attorneys/FBI types give legalistic answers about what Q they would ask Mueller. Then Jeremy Bash, who also understands politics, says his Q to Mueller would be: "Why? Why did Putin support Trump? Why did Trump want Putin's support?"

— Paul Kane (@pkcapitol) June 26, 2019


The time for these former USAs, FBI types is done. This is no longer a legal issue, it's entirely about congressional politics. Frankly, these former USAs overly hyped things on cable the past 12 weeks anyway, in terms of where even a D-led Congress was likely to go.

— Paul Kane (@pkcapitol) June 26, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 03:36 (four years ago) link

really not sure what he's on about, why this is a new revelation

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link

you don't understand it but it is not a revelation? cool.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link

I'm interested! I looked at that thread but no, I didn't really understand it, what is he talking about

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:13 (four years ago) link

it's pretty self explanatory and apparently not a revelation to you so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:14 (four years ago) link

maybe I would understand it better if I knew what it was in reference to

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:14 (four years ago) link

what specific question? what does this have to do with mueller? I have not been following this

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

I realize my original comment was snide and ignorant, I am sorry

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:20 (four years ago) link

he's saying that strictly legalistic questioning of anyone (including mueller) by congressional committees on the mueller report is useless.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link

ok, thanks for clarifying

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:31 (four years ago) link

it does seem like having Mueller answer any questions about his report live for all of us to hear will be helpful in making it real

Dan S, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link

It’s Election Day in New York! I’m urging a vote for @MelindaKatz for #QueensDA today. Polls are open until 9PM. No one cares more about #Queens then Melinda and I know she’ll be a strong advocate for us all.

— Joe Crowley (@JoeCrowleyNY) June 25, 2019

buzza, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 08:39 (four years ago) link

cool that "Fred B" is composing Crowley's social media posts now

buzza, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 08:41 (four years ago) link

hey someone i voted for won! happy birthday to me

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link

damn Bill Kristol be sassin

Needless to say, bar servers shouldn't spit in people's drinks. But I do look forward to her denial: "He's not my type."https://t.co/71pDd7a2oy

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) June 26, 2019

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

Women’s soccer player, @mPinoe, just stated that she is “not going to the F...ing White House if we win.” Other than the NBA, which now refuses to call owners, owners (please explain that I just got Criminal Justice Reform passed, Black unemployment is at the lowest level...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2019


....in our Country’s history, and the poverty index is also best number EVER), leagues and teams love coming to the White House. I am a big fan of the American Team, and Women’s Soccer, but Megan should WIN first before she TALKS! Finish the job! We haven’t yet....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2019

please explain...

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

well, megan rapinoe DID recently say that she wasn't going to the fucking white house

gbx, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

Only would've been better to have called it that fucking rapist's house.

Yerac, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

He's just the pettiest little thin-skinned bitch.

Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

(please explain that I just got Criminal Justice Reform passed, Black unemployment is at the lowest level...
....in our Country’s history, and the poverty index is also best number EVER)

i was referring to whatever the fuck this means

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

I was gonna say it's just a matter of time before he calls out some little kid by name for having said something critical about him but I can't say for certain it hasn't happened already. It kinda feels like every ridiculous thing has happened already.

Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

he's lessening the chances of that happening by having ice murder the kids with the most reason to criticise him

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

6d checkers

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

i was referring to whatever the fuck this means

NBA teams won't visit the WH because Trump is Racist. Trump cites faux facts to prove he isn't Racist, only proving again he is actually Racist.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

"tell those ungrateful blacks that I inadvertently helped get them out of poverty" is the subtext there huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

Well, yeah.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

"Other than the NBA, which now refuses to call owners, owners" ok this part got me

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

Rapinoe has been kneeling during the anthem and talking shit about Trump for literally years before all this. I'm surprised it took this long.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

because she's not his type iirc

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

"not my type" is an annoying runner

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

refuses to call owners, owners= political correctness gone amok!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

first they came for the owned, and i said nothing, because i was an owner, except you can't say that anymore

j., Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

apparently the NBA is moving towards "Governor" in place of owner. personally that sounds like a tremendous improvement from every angle. If I owned a team I'd totally be making everyone call me "Guv'na," preceded always of course by "I say I say"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

they should nationalize all sports teams anyway, individuals should not be allowed to own them

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

Sorry to bring this up again - what “criminal justice reform” is he referring to?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

oh, that's right, thanks.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

true to form Trump originally tweeted at the wrong account

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

Mick, you need to take him to Walter Reed right away https://t.co/GdrjGOLGmw

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 26, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

(that's Kellyanne's husband)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

incredible expression there

omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

great soundbite here!

TRUMP: "Look, we should be suing Google and Facebook and all that, which, perhaps we will." pic.twitter.com/Swqc20jQ3J

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 26, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

That old man really gave those clouds what fer.

Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

I swear I just want one interviewer to ask him "Why are you so fixated on the word 'lovers' when you talk about these two FBI agents? Is it because you know in your heart that no one has ever loved you, or ever could?"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

THEY DONT CALL THEM THAT, LELAND

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

gerrymandering: cool and fun

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 June 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

the court giveth (to the republicans) and the court taketh away (usually from the democrats, but i guess in this case the republicans!)

🚨SUPREME COURT BLOCKS THE CENSUS CITIZENSHIP QUESTION https://t.co/SoLompNPVi pic.twitter.com/74Gb2ZBlrC

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) June 27, 2019

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Thursday, 27 June 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

The census decision is meaningless. The Republicans will have ten years to hide their tracks the next time they do this.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

Today's gerrymandering decision is by a long way the most consequential SC decision since Citizens United. Both decided 5-4.

I guess our children all die under a corporate/old/rural people death cult.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

I saved the trouble and won't have any

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 June 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

fuck this place

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 June 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

only Buttigieg's 15 justices can save us now

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

i’ve pivoted, war with iran is good actually

Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war.

“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in an Instagram direct message.

Wohl says he’ll consider the United States at war with Iran if Congress authorizes the war or Trump uses a previous military authorization to attack. As for what branch he’ll join, Wohl says “probably the Army.”

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

but this holiday season, it really is an Army of One, and one Jacob Wohl will be fighting Iran, fist-to-fist, to the death

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

Need someone to march him into the recruitment office so he doesn't just go buy a camouflage shirt at Target and paint 'ARMEE' on it.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

getting mowed down by the iranian revolutionary guard might be the only way jacob wohl will face any semblance of justice, it seems

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

tbf there's always fragging

mark s, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvDBGqEykvc

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

yeah like i’m gonna place any faith in the us military doing the right thing in 2019 xp

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/27/us/politics/border-funding-immigration.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Her retreat came after Vice President Mike Pence gave Ms. Pelosi private assurances that the administration would voluntarily abide by some of the restrictions and rules that she had sought, including notifying lawmakers within 24 hours after the death of a migrant child in government custody, and placing a 90-day limit on children spending time in temporary intake facilities, according to a person familiar with the discussions.

real fucking bleak day

JoeStork, Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

absolutely disgusting

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/L6gMp9Y.jpg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

Vice President Mike Pence gave Ms. Pelosi private assurances

Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi still live in a world where such assurances mean something. Except that is now an imaginary world, because Pence has no power to uphold those assurances and Trump dgaf.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

I don’t think Pence lives in that world.

JoeStork, Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

maybe they can compromise and let everyone know about dead migrant children within 7-14 days instead

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

I just read and reread that sentence and I'm like...I'm an unsavvy private citizen, and I goddamn well know that a private assurance from Mike Pence isn't worth the spittle generated amidst its utterance. And this is the great strategizing force upon which the dems have come to depend. And so, yeah, we might just be fucked.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 June 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

Thought this T-shirt (recently featured on Jimmy Kimmel's show, but rest assured it's a very real thing) deserved memorialization.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0824/6367/products/T_SHIRT_FRONT_5970a05c-60ab-4b9a-b729-f8fb3ee26e0a_grande.png?v=1561544808

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 27 June 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link

Quite literally about to go off the rails?

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 June 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

perpetually.

DJI, Thursday, 27 June 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link

saw a qan0n bumper sticker in the air force only parking lot today things are great

gbx, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:53 (four years ago) link

a little voice inside my head said don't look back you can never look back

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

My wife hates it when I say this aloud, so now I say it silently to myself: sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link

“We didn’t even bother to negotiate… we’re immediately going to just saying yes to what got passed out of the Senate,” says Rep. @AOC on Pelosi’s decision to pass the Senate border funding bill.
“We are a House majority and we need to act like it.” https://t.co/kBegQJcVo4 pic.twitter.com/dW8Fkdoxjc

— The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) June 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:11 (four years ago) link

are Shakey and Alfred still on board with Nance? Between this and "He wants us to impeach him"?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:19 (four years ago) link

The liberal Supreme Court Justices should have hid at an armed safe-house instead of taking that gerrymandering vote.

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:39 (four years ago) link

Or simply recuse themselves from any future cases like this

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link

It was all a joke!

Prompted by a reporter's question, Trump tells Putin: "Don’t meddle in the election, please."

Putin laughed after hearing the translation. And the U.S. president shook his head and smiled. https://t.co/o6wgVIgT19 pic.twitter.com/5xLZuRbzQQ

— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) June 28, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 28 June 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link

They're such a cute couple.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 June 2019 11:48 (four years ago) link

in unrelated news, how are america's efforts in venezuela going

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 June 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link

Trump got bored.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link

'differently focused'

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 June 2019 12:30 (four years ago) link

'otherly stupid'

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 28 June 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link

So "Don't meddle in the election, please" is July's title, right?

In other news:

Peter Baker asks Trump if he agrees with Putin about demise of "Western-style liberalism." Trump then criticizes LA and SF run which are "sad to look at" because they are run by "liberal people" ... which was not the question.

— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) June 29, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 29 June 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Trump-Putin-Western-liberalism-San-Francisco-G20-14060892.php

"At the G-20 summit in Osaka, Japan, US President Donald Trump was asked about Russian President Vladimir Putin's assertion that Western-style liberalism was becoming "obsolete."

By "Western-style liberalism," Putin was referring to the political ideology common in Western countries that emphasizes democracy, market economies, and individual liberty.

When asked about Putin's comments by a reporter, Trump appeared to think Putin was referring to liberals on the West Coast of the United States.

"If you look at what's happening in Los Angeles...San Francisco...(cities) run by a group of liberal people," Trump said."

....

:When asked specifically about Biden's past stances on busing, Trump appeared to think the controversy was around the mode of transportation itself, and not school desegregation.

"It has been something that they've done for a long period of time," Trump said. "There aren't that many ways of getting people to schools."

akm, Saturday, 29 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

the worst part about trying to reason with an inanimate object is when they win the 2016 election by negative 2 points

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

wow that busing response is better than any parody

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

But ask him how moving the time slot for The Apprentice to a later hour might have changed its Nielsen ratings and ad revenue, because its demographics skewed toward groups like old people and school kids who went to bed early, and he would have come up with several suggestions about tweaking the format to appeal more to 34-45 year olds, and could explain why shifting to a different night of the week might reduce the ratings losses.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 29 June 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

I hate that this is the timeline I wound up in. I just hate it.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 June 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

Trump giving speech from Lincoln Memorial steps before fireworks and military flyovers was bad enough, but now of course they’re creating special ticketed only access area for his pals there. I had gone to DC fireworks the last few years, but gonna skip this. Code Pink Group is trying to get permission to fly baby T balloon. I doubt they’ll get approval

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/trump-plans-ticketed-access-area-for-vips-friends-and-family-at-july-4-celebration/2019/06/28/005fd56a-99a4-11e9-8d0a-5edd7e2025b1_story.html

curmudgeon, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

Trump appeared to think

bullshit

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

gah, I wish the DC 4th fireworks were not awesome so that people would just stay home, but there will be crowds and there will be crowing.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

maybe he'll lose an eye or a finger

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Maybe somebody already linked this?

https://theintercept.com/2019/06/29/concentration-camps-border-detention/

DJI, Saturday, 29 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

good afternoon!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

so Yam met Kim at the NK border and thanked him for not making him "look bad"

the new press secy got bruised in a security kerfuffle

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 June 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

Amazing video of @IvankaTrump trying to butt in to actual world leaders’ conversation and their unconcealable irritation. pic.twitter.com/WuZfWpQpgA

— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) June 30, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 30 June 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

there is one alternate universe out of billions where ivanka is a really cool and nice person despite her upbringing, and i feel sorry for her because she's placed in these insane situations where she has be around political leaders and pretend like she belongs. must be excruciating for her, in that alternative universe. in this one, though, she fakes it til she makes it and later is like 'i architected the fuck out of that greet and meet, j kush'

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

i guess she'll just have to settle for this universe, where she's smoking hot and her dad is the president :(

lumen (esby), Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

Time4FiftyOne

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

esby's not so much out-of-bounds as just annoying and inane. it would be like killing a flea.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

annoying and inane

Oh, and I forgot to say "pointless and without redeeming value".

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

go screw, you dusty farmer's almanac

lumen (esby), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Let he who is without sin

/annoying and inane/

Oh, and I forgot to say "pointless and without redeeming value".

badg, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

tbh yes they probably are just tolerating her in that video, and she does look awkward but this feels a lot like when we try to pretend Trump is "obviously miserable" in a picture where really he's just winding up for a sneeze or something.

Evan, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

esby = SB, do you see? He's askin' for it!

nickn, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

whatever happened to that guy ephpea?

Evan, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

Ahh good old Ephraim P Gilbert

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

wow i didn't know that the June 2019 politics thread was nasty

omar little, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

It's like esby is Paul Pierce's ass and we're all Michelle Beadle

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

One of these men is 5'7". The other claims to be 6'3".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-VIDAcWsAErVwy.jpg

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 30 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

wgas

brimstead, Sunday, 30 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Kim's on a hoverboard made of bones.

nashwan, Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

vaguely let down that kim wasn’t like ‘sure, i’ll meet you in the dmz. . . with an artillery shell’

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

Trump is tall
Kim wears lifts
jpg: who gives a shit

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

bc it’s funny to imagine the negotiations— sure, you can stand on a box, but you still have to be two inches shorter

i mean the thing he hates most about comey is having to look up at him

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

it's amazing to me that trump insulting the prince's wife before his visit to britain was only a month ago! the history of this era is gonna have to be like 48 volumes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 July 2019 03:06 (four years ago) link

Trump is good at headline-making, but he is rarely history-making.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 July 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link

Trump insulted the prince’s wife?
Finally something positive about him

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 July 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

I don't know how safe for work the title has to be, but "At the risk of stating the obvious, this is horse-sh*t" would be good.

At the risk of stating the obvious, this is horse-sh*t. https://t.co/9YpgVF7qEP

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) June 30, 2019

Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 1 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

Fox used to rage about Obama being willing to meet with NK without preconditions. Trump goes for a photo op and he's a fuckin genius.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 July 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

😐 pic.twitter.com/A8MM7Cxzf1

— Jim Swift (@JimSwiftDC) June 30, 2019

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 July 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

I don't know how safe for work the title has to be, but "At the risk of stating the obvious, this is horse-sh*t" would be good.


Do it

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 July 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

yeah, I was going to suggest "You know, there aren’t that many ways you’re going to get people to schools" but this is much better.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 1 July 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link


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