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Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck. [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated three hours ago by breastcrawl on I Love Music] 4 new answers
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― mick signals, Sunday, May 26, 2019 4:47 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

singularity: reached

wait where's Puff from Brazil??

The best way to trick your parents is to pretend you're dead.

The most effective "skeleton" I've found, over an extended period of time, is "living with the dead." This is when your skeleton has been declassified and you're told you're "only dead for a day" and/or "dead forever." My "living with the dead" exercise is to think about your body as alive and alive dead. Think of it like a car whose trunk will slowly collapse in on itself and will not move much. The car is still alive and just moving in a controlled manner. I've found this to help me when I do an elaborate exercise like "getting back on the couch." I just sit, watch TV and then I can get back to it. Once you start the exercise, just sit there watching TV and get up and move around the couch.

After that you can try to take your "skeleton" (tortured soul) to a different living situation, but it's better to not go "all crazy" and just try to escape.

Once you've made this exercise a habit do whatever you'd like with it.

Tom, delete ILX now! ILX should look better, but it still won't compile anymore.

I didn't see it, but you can't actually use a different version of the same class. What does ILX do?

Well, first of all, we are defining the interface we use, which is a mixin. What this means is, if we are defining one type interface with type alias, then we will use type alias, when we have two of that type, that interface. So it's like this for the list of things we can do with your interface, and other types can use it too. Like say we have the type

enum {A = 5, B = 50};

This means when we want to do something like create a class, we will define the interface. For instance, our list looks like

enum {A = 1, B = 2};

Now, type alias is for convenience, what do you mean by that? A type alias can be used to create or delete a certain type, but what's interesting with this is type alias is not a type. You know when you see

int a = 10;

And you think to yourself

havent't seen any posts from boarbear in a hot minute, hope he's ok :(

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is in the hospital

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is ok

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is not ok.

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat is ok.

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear's a virgin?

― l

WHAT DID THE CAT DO TO BOARBEAR??!

1. Inpropagation
2. Corporal Jigsore Quandary
3. Symposium Of Sickness
4. Pedigree Butchery
5. Incarnated Solvent Abuse
6. Carneous Cacoffiny
7. Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition
8. Lateral Ingestion To Lysis Of Sodomyces Or Orchidism
9. The Cessation Of The Life Process
10. The Extermination Of The Genitive Case Of
11. Bacterial Wounds Of The Nerves Of The Earth
11. An Unholy Combination Of The Curses And The Wounds Of The Land Of Death
11. The First Man To Die After A Lymphatic Failure Of The Liver
12. The Vibratory Spectrum Of The Human Sex Brain
13. A Pustular Vat Of Fertile Salt
14. Bile Storage For The Future

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

1. Receiving a bill with that fucking www.wheresgeorge.com stamp on it

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:07 PM (eight years ago)

2. People taking the elevator up/down one floor, rather than taking the stairs, thus delaying my pilgrimage to the top floor

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:11 PM (eight years ago)

3. Being told that I should go to Starbucks or a restaurant with less milk than my children are allowed to drink.

― The New Yorker (gwjohnnye), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:13 PM (nine years ago)

4. An email asking "What do you prefer to do for an evening lunch?" This was in 2007 or so. (not the first email)

― The New Yorker (jjimmyhitchcroft), Tuesday, October 1, 2009 3:29 AM (one year ago)

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3. People being too slow to get out of the bathtub (jennifer kursoff), Tuesday, September 28, 2010 11:25 PM (eight years ago)

4. All the police car stops during the school bus ride (thesunwriter), Thursday, September 26, 2010 6:03 PM (eight years ago)

5. "Hey, how did you find my wallet?" "Where did your wallet go!?" (TheSwingFan), Thursday, September 26, 2010 7:39 PM (eight years ago)

6. The police pulling my car over as if they were running a traffic accident when there was a homicide (ch

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3. The fact that a couple of times during the interview, a white guy in a cowboy hat walked by the camera without taking any time to say hello

― dana lewis (@danalee)

4. The fact that he asked me if this was the right house for me

― jane (@jane4me)

5. The fact that he brought my girlfriend's photo and asked for a pic with my name attached

― jane (@jane4me)

6. The fact that he asked if I could come up and meet him at 5:30 and asked if I wanted to be his personal manager

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15. People who flash their lights at you in the right lane. If you want to go faster GET IN THE LEFT LANE, YOU FUCKTWIG.

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:34 PM (eight years ago)

16. People who camp out in the left lane. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:35 PM (eight years ago)

17. People who yell "FREAKING HUZZAH" into your ear while you are driving. DON'T DO THAT! This is fucking dangerous and rude to other drivers, and can actually cause more harm to you than it helps.

― San Diego (B.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 12:28 AM (and eight years ago)

18. Driving when one lane is empty, or with only three or four people in the car, then going into reverse without waiting for traffic to clear. It is a total waste of time! Don't do this; you

Playing bass through a guitar amp. Why is it so bad and hated? Because it is not good enough. You are supposed to be a producer, or at least an innovator in some field. Why is anyone else allowed to succeed in any field you might be proud of, if this is all they can produce?

And this time it was no longer about "being an innovative producer"—it was just a question of "is it enough for me to produce?" This time it came down to if the producer could do something other than a job he did not know he could do before. And here again we see the importance of the product quality, the artist/s who bring out the best in other, lesser people.

My experience writing tracks and trying to build the album came from being a part of a big group that had already made a lot of songs with other great players, and had an interesting relationship to each other and to music. As part of us each trying to achieve and share what we could, what was important for us as writers of music that wasn't directly tied to the process, what didn't work together, was what was left over when a song ends, in terms of being fun and exciting to listen to and

The cat says: "Meow".
The sheep says: "Baa".
The horse says: "Neigh".
The dog says: "Woof".
The sparrow says: "Kiss me. Kiss me".
The dog says: "What do you intend on saying?"
The cat says: "Shh".
The cat says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The sparrow says: "Phew" [sigh] "Phew".
The bird says: "Ooooooooh".
The dog says: "Phew".
The cat says: "Ooooho". "Ooooooooh". "Oooooooooh".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The bird says: "I bet I'll never talk to her again".
The dog says: "Aww, so much pain".

Those that belong to the emperor
Embalmed ones
Those that are trained
Suckling pigs
Mermaids (or Sirens)
Fabulous ones
Stray dogs
Those that are included in this classification
Those that tremble as if they were mad
Innumerable ones
Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush
Et cetera
Those that have just broken the flower vase
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies
They also have a large mouth
An extremely high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They always cry
Their teeth are too coarse and often have holes or sharp points
They also have a huge body
They are usually called cussing children and are called "cusser" children
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
All the people with such a gigantic body are also called "cussers".[10]
If the king does not want the world to know how powerful these people are, he would have them be thrown out of the mansion.

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel 
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides 
and a dark wind blows 
the government is corrupt, the population is too stupid to understand 
The government that won't solve anything Because the populace is stupid to solve things 
How the shit just keeps rolling 
What's happened to my son? 
I'm a black woman 
He is a white man I'm a white boy 
Why have I got one, baby?
What were you thinking with your life? 
All my life, why did I think? 
Where have we all gone 
Are you going back? 
Let's just roll up with this 
You know I'm a black guy 
I'm a white boy 
My dad is some black guy 
What the fuck ? 
There's something going on with the kids 
I got a question 
Why won't 
I just give it up now 
What about the kids ? 
I gave my boy up to them 
Do I have to be some sort of god 
I guess

jesus

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O.
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
co-worker: *Cries again*
co-worker: *Turns away from ILXor* I'll tell you something that'll make your day the best ever: When the ice cream is gone, you're like the biggest jerk on earth. <co-worker laughs, and says nothing in return>
<ILXor walks away from conference room>
<ILXor does not speak again in that speech>
<I don't even know if this is actually true; I think it has to be a lie because it sounds more like ILXor than Icey's speech. It has a few minor contradictions when placed side by side. If you listen closely: the first time ice cream is left alone in the conference room while the other two are still in it, Icey says, "I will not make any apologies for showing you how to hate us. We will show you another day... I hope this

The perfect gift for a new parent is this unique poster. And, you can also buy it.

A poster of a newborn baby has a photo on them that tells you just how good she is. When I read something about a baby crying, I would look for the baby's poster and then take it with me. I hope I am doing the right thing. The poster in this photo was sent to me by a friend and I've never seen anything like it.

The baby is crying and the poster was posted by an unknown woman. It was posted in a large room that I could only access from inside the hospital, and was only visible for a short time. I hope her post was a good one to read before my baby died.

The poster was placed in a big room, and was a few inches long. The poster is very close to the baby's birth wound and I know she would feel something hurt when she read it. The poster, along with pictures of my baby, are still up here on the main floor of my office.

If you have ever had a baby that needs a post card and you would like some kind of tribute, get creative and send your son a poster to make him feel special

14. Bile Storage For The Future

This should have ranked much higher than 14! It wuz robbed.

It's Saturday Night Live, starring John Belushi. It's an awesome set list. But it's also a little bit surreal.

That's one of the reasons the show has managed to stand the test of time and become such a big hit. It's also because it's really funny. The way Ben Stiller and Melissa McCarthy react when John turns into a cat: well, it's part of the game.

Let’s talk about sex, baby. Let’s talk about you and me. ‪https://t.co/9xC5u3H0uK‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 11, 2013

#JayZ I have been asking for a lot of sex, I know this is a lot to do, it can take a long time, but this does make it easier baby, it makes it easier for me to have sex all night, you really don't realize‪ https://t.co/jZVwCQ5L0L — Jay Z (@jayz) June 19, 2013

‪So I asked you for sex last night‪ https://t.co/wqKzUkUoJh‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 21, 2013

‪Now you know, like, what I do for a living‪ https://t.co/qWG4iTJLqX‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 23, 2013

‪And my boyfriend really has a big dick ‪https://t.co/Ri2

ali campbell from ub40 is a real beauty and i am extremely jealous how she looks at me and she tells her parents that i am her dad from the video :
and even after you tell her everything you did? she wants to hear it from you!! So you just put this cute looking picture on the side of your phone with her in it? I'll bet i am in that picture :

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, these spaceships are now headed for Earth, where they will be destroyed once and for all.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Takes Spider-Man to school (and then back) as Spider-Man
Spider-Woman/Venom takes her to school in a car
Takes her to school on horseback
Stabs and shoots both Spider-Men (one after the other)
Shoots down a car (and then back)
Takes her to school on horseback (but falls off her horse)
Spider-Woman, Spider-Man/Venom, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man
Bubbles on the train platform (the second time)
Has a "Dorothy" birthday party at a Halloween party
Takes out a couple of Spiders
Slashes a kid to death
Spider-Man shoots and kills three spiders
Spider-Man kills five spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the head
Spider-Man kills Spider-Man with one shot
Spider-Man kills two spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the back with his web
Spider-Man shoots and kills a Spider-Man (but he's still alive when he dies)
Spider-Man kills three giant spiders

I very nearly wet myself @ 'slashes a kid to death'

Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man; The Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: It does not seem to exist in your imagination.
Joker: I believe in what I believe in.
Colonel: What does it mean to be a man?
Joker: A man is a bundle of physical, emotional, spiritual and emotional baggage. It's all there, but it's not there.
Colonel: Where did you even have to bring it in before I came and explained it?
Joker: Well, sir, I could show you. You're the one that has to explain it, anyway. He's an idiot. When I see him I have to see him as an idiot.
Colonel: Just let us discuss that.
Joker: Oh, I haven't had a beer in five years

The top 5 facts about Chuck Norris:
1. His nickname, Chuck, is pronounced Chuck-ay.
2. During the making of "Lethal Weapon," producers joked that the movie "should start with, 'Lethal Weapon,' 'Chuck Norris,' and then the name would follow' because Chuck Norris was originally not intended in any way to be a member of the movie." (From The Complete Chuck Norris)
3. The title of "Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies" comes from the phrase 'Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay' where 'Ay-ray' is a sound effect in Arabic, 'ay' means snake and 'ay' can actually mean death. (Chuck Norris's Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments in History)"
4. In addition to his work on the movie, Chuck starred in the TV series "Chuck Norris: The Legend of Sabre" as a cop with the NYPD for five seasons.
5. "My movie 'Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies' is the absolute pinnacle of all things good." (Pixar Entertainment)

At 10:35 on an early summer's morning, John Lanchester sat down at his study desk, switched on his new Dell computer, opened up the word processing programme that the computer had come with and began working out the meaning of one of the most famous passages from a poem he knew:
"I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all

This is a poem by

Thomas Keneally, The Life of Pius X
"I feel a sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all" "I feel this

This is a poem by Thomas Keneally, Thomas Keneally's Diary to an airplane crash "I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the

On our new album we wanted to get back to our roots, just a band in a room. The record went through many iterations of genres and I think our sound really clicked with the concept of, you know, we all went through something similar, we all had that weird feeling that we wanted to be able to bring our sound and be honest about our feelings.

There are a lot of people that have seen the film and they ask me what their favourite music is. I don't really care that much, because it's all about the emotion and emotion is our thing. It's the love that we feel as humans and how deeply we relate to other humans. So it really matters to me what is important to us in life and how it affects us. It's an emotion I don't understand how there's a different way to express the song. People feel better when they see it, but I don't know why you can't make fun of music, I love music, too so I didn't really care about what you thought, it was more about making it good and funny and I think at the end our song feels like that - it's really funny - and it's not funny but it's in an artistic way

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

A black dog is barking along the road behind you. The owner of the black dog has turned into her backyard to watch some animals running in and out of this property.

In another room is a kitchen table, and a bottle of wine. The woman at the table sits on it, eating his wine and listening to the audio of the dogs barking.

The sound effects are clear and distinctive, though they may be of little moment to you.

What really happens in this scene is that the white house owner is listening to the audio in another room along with the woman at the table of her own garden, and the wine bottle is in her hand and she drinks.

This makes her an object at the back end of the audio spectrum and she is in the role of being heard, and not necessarily perceiving or recognizing what's going on in the room around her.

I think there is a parallel here, though I can't exactly place it in time frame of the video, or place it on a date. The woman at the table is talking as if she were an object, because she clearly can't be

moffe growing ham

Moffe growing vpon the skull of a man, a child, and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of an old man and a young man, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a boy, and after that, the skull of a bald boy and a bald man, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman and after that, a woman's skull and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a man, and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a girl, and after that, the skull of a boy (and after that, the skull of a man and a lady), and after that, the skull of a man; and after that, three corpses of human bodies.

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Scooby Doo". It's got everything I love in it: the big, loud, bright faces, the bad guys who aren't scary, and Scooby, his goofy friends and the Scoobies himself. The Scoobies have their "Dance Party" with their old classmates, but that seems kind of weird because they aren't as much of a part of the story as they used to be! It's like the old days.

You may know how the Scoobies go into the cave and rescue everyone from the cave by jumping into each other. In "Pig" (1983) and "Spiders" (1999), Scooby and Snackhead jump into everyone else, but they never do anything to make up for the two of them being stuck together, but instead, just act awkward as a team. So in "Spiders" we end up with a giant rat in the show, and in "Pig" we're basically just "Spiders".

Scooby's in the show because it's fun! The old school Scoobies and new school Scoobies get along really well, while making snooty little noises with their mouths

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from a well-heeled Southern family and had no intention of marrying a black man. As a boy, he would sneak in on holidays in the middle of the night, dress up as a black man and then get in the black car and sneak out again. Mulligan met his wife, Mary Lynn, in a car wash, and in the years he spent in a house of prayer, his wife became an outspoken white activist, leading prayer groups, speaking at rallies.

At 26, in 1987, Mulligan married his second wife, Ann Stearns, in the house she ran with their then two daughters, Tania and Tanya. Mulligan said he wanted to be an ordained Baptist minister to spread his Christianity and that his marriage to Tanya gave him hope. "It gave me faith," he recalled of the experience.

Mulligan, now 47, has no plans to divorce his first wife, but he is planning on remarrying her, his father told a judge after Mulligan's guilty plea. The new mother-of-three could serve as a model for other white-collar white Christians to serve in church leadership roles, a potential source of support at

it keeps giving me white supremacist propaganda, that's how you can tell it's on the internet

Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name no one knows but is now a legend, sits a monument and a memorial. It is to the people of La Mancha that the legend of the "White Man's Burden" came. It is to this white man who gave the last battle of the Civil War to his white comrades, who stood shoulder to shoulder for so many years, who gave his life for the white race.

It is in these places that the words of the old-fashioned poet and poetess Elihu Yale can be heard. And not as the poets were often wont to say, "The White Man's Burden" – that is, the "Great White Way of Life," the "Old English Way of Life," the common European way of life, was to be saved, but that the new way of men had to learn to fight against the old way. And it is in this way, the way of the white man, in this last struggle, in this final battle, that the great "white victory" has been won. It is in these places that the great "white victory" of the great war is seen. It is in this last fight that a man such as

(I just keep doing this one because pretty much every result is gold. Insane and terrifying gold.)

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "I'm a Bad Boy!", which was originally about a bigoted boy called Bugs Bunny with a big heart who hates being a bad boy. The animated version of the cartoon is hilarious enough, which in its own way makes it even funnier that Bugs Bunny is really trying to be a good boy, while still trying to hurt his mother and her family.

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down !!!!
The world was a mess !!!
It looked almost normal to me then . After
I had a baby, I started to have problems.
You see, these problems all began with
You see, they started when I got pregnant by myself 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a time of hope, a time of hope and then a time of fear. I mean, it was really good times and it was kind of just kind of horrible.
And it was kind of the worst of times then.
What did you do afterwards?
Well, I actually actually ended up buying my own apartment in Brooklyn. The apartment, it was in a little place named Tenderloin, in the Upper West Side, on the Upper West Side. [laughs] And one of my roommates was a writer who's the managing editor of Vanity Fair, which is one of their biggest clients, which was kind of really nice. They actually hired me for their show called New York magazine's cover story. And I was hired for that cover story - the one I wrote called The Big One. And I'm talking about, um, New York magazine - New York Magazine is still my publishing house and it's my current publishing house. I'm really thankful for it because it's something that's really helped me a lot grow as an artist and I'd like to thank New York magazine. But there's a big difference

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

"Wake up! It's a boy! A good boy! What a lovely little boy!"

The room grew silent. Mr. Mulligan glanced and shrugged his shoulders. His eyes had no expression of relief, and his nose grew damp. He looked with a mixture of concern and embarrassment, as if thinking of a few things that were so different from the pleasant idea of his mind he was trying to conceive.

At last, the woman took the mirror from him and examined it carefully. The lather-stained mirror reflected a dark scar on his cheek, which made it look slightly more solid and solid than it had in the morning, but was still a shadow of the man who looked at her from beneath the blanket. She noticed that the hair had grown darker and shorter, and the chin and jaw had become more rounded. The clothes were now rather wrinkled and tarry. She drew out the raz

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Bugs Bunny and His Friends." My mom used to watch it for lunch every day when she was home from school. It's always in the corner right where my brother, sister and I would sit at our desk and she would yell, "Bugs Bunny! BUGBOTS!" You know, they always said that in my school because she said that at lunchtime.

Then, later on my mother realized that this cartoon could be a comic book and she picked up the pencils and wrote the script and started drawing Bugs Bunny.

The first Bugs Bunny cartoon was published on March 18, 1952. It was later renamed "Buddha, Rabbit and Beetle," and then again "Bugs Bunny, Bugman, and Buttercup." The original Bugs Bunny is seen in some cartoons from the late 1960s and is referred to by fans as such in the early 2000s.

In the early decades of the modern comic book industry, the Bugs Bunny character became associated with children, especially children with eating disorders. In later films, some children were played by adults.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

O that bright light, the moon! The moon shines from our sight;
That bright, the moon is the star that shines;
The moon and stars and all things,
Are like a torch that shines in the deep,
And when the sun goes down
The lamp in the moon is no more.
This book I've done, I've written,
With pen and paper, I've written,
And this book, when I've finished,
It will go back to the library
Where it belongs.

i mean..

it's fucking amazing at both poetry, and strongo's nuevo cuisine, which amounts to the same thing really

The top 5 greatest Game of Thrones scenes of all time:
1. The Battle of the Bastards. "They're a threat, but when you hit them with a massive rock, it's like a bomb's thrown in their face."
2. Tyrion's final moment during his imprisonment: "I want to see my dead wife and child. I love you now, my love. I don't remember your face when I passed through that door, but I will remember your heart..."
3. "You might have a chance to save Meera, but I can tell he's not your boy anymore," Arya says. She continues, "He killed the Stark heir to the Iron Throne. And you killed him."
4. Tyrion gives Sansa a kiss on the cheek. "What's going on?" she asks.
5. Bronn (Robert) gives Oberyn the Iron Fork "the wrong way."
All five Game of Thrones scenes are available for free (check out the latest season premiere here) here on YouTube.

The five greatest novels of all time are:
1. The Hunger Games (Ayn Rand)
2. The Color Purple (Margaret Atwood)
3. Moby-Dick (Thomas Jefferson)
4. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
5. Paradise Lost (H.G. Wells)

The five greatest books of all time are:
1. The Tale of Genji (Charles Dickens)
2. To Kill a Mockingbird (Woodrow Wilson)
3. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Chauncy Mullen)
4. Ulysses (Edgar Allan Poe)
5. Lord of the Flies (Toni Morrison)

The ten greatest albums of the 1960s are:
1. Let My Love Die by Led Zeppelin
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Family Stone
3. The Sound of Silence by The Rolling Stones
4. All That Jazz by Depeche Mode
5. The Dark Side of the Moon by The Eagles
6. White Christmas by The Eagles
7. My Funny Valentine by The Rolling Stones
8. Let 'Em Rock by The Beach Boys
9. I Won't Back Down by The Beatles
10. Don't Say I Told You So by The Byrds

The ten best '80s pop songs are:
1. "The Wonder Years"
2. "The Way I Are"
3. "What You Mean"
4. "Love You To Death"
5. "Candyman"
6. "M.U.S.P."
7. "Don't Call"
8. "I Am a God"
9. "P.D.S."
10. "The Lamentations of Billy and Mandy"

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1. "Waltz of Fire"

Who would give a shit if Santa had any of these songs? Well, because we did…

You know the song:

"Waltz of Fire" lyrics:

In a house burning down,
A flame on the floor,
A thousand dead and forgotten,
They sing in our heads,
We sing in an empty house with an empty father.
It's a song of despair and heartbreak—
I know its true sound.
A song like that tells me that there is always a life to leave us,
And I want it back the night I die.

2. "Siegfried and Roy Mankiewicz"

Top 5 greatest Star Wars characters
1. ____ (George Lucas)
He was the star of the franchise, the godfather of all Star Wars fanboys, and is, probably, the most influential character to ever appear in the franchise. An all-time great Jedi. An absolute badass. He would have taken over the galaxy if there wasn't for the death of C-3PO. Also, he's pretty fucking sexy as well because he's a guy! He literally just won't give up and does things like this to protect the little thing he has as his bodyguard.
2. Jabba the Hutt (Ada Wong)
A pretty good villain but I find the fact that he's only in movies 4 and 5, and that he's the only character in the entire series that we can actually remember anything about is more than a little annoying.
3. Darth Vader (Mark Hamill)?
Now I don't know what role he's going to play in future movies but he certainly looks awesome from the back in movies 1 through 10.
4. Lando Calrissian (Brent Spiner)
This guy in the original trilogy is the strongest part of the whole story and in fact

The following conversation took place on 5 April 1991, at the Sushi Bar Restaurant on Toronto's Queen Street. William Gibson and Bruce Sterling were in town as part of the Toronto Book Fair, but while being questioned by security they heard a man, later identified as David Cronenberg, talking about the death of the late Edward Said. The two men became friends and agreed to work together in an attempt to kill Said.
Gibson and Sterling discussed how a person who knew Said as a friend would "not know him from a thousand years of time".
After the men returned, David said, "When I looked him in the eye I could almost see myself standing there. … The moment of fear had passed". This conversation was recorded on 1 April 1991.
"I could see what the man looked like. It had nothing to do with me... he would have been a different man if what he said to me had not changed. (He) would not be who he was today. When Edward Said's death happened, he went from being a brilliant writer – he became one of the most respected literary figures we would be able to say we didn't know. I think a person who knows Edward Said wouldn't have believed in me

The seventh son of a well-to-do family, a quiet boy, he was born and raised at the St. Andrew's school in Bournemouth, but moved to England in 1952. He did well, but it was his father's determination and persistence that eventually led to him winning more senior cricket in England. In 1958 he played seven Tests for England, and his next international was against Australia in Durban. When the All Blacks lost by 23 runs to the All Blacks' own All Black and All Black Indian teams, the team made its triumphant return to Australia for the 1962 World Cup. In 1961 and 1962, the British media had already taken notice of his exploits and when Australia beat the All Blacks in Perth, he made some comments about his team's match fitness, saying that Australians "don't go bowling", that the "old ones in that team don't do much". He was promptly arrested on charges of assaulting police, but only after being acquitted. Although Australian authorities charged him with a minor offence (assaulting police) in 1962, this was later dropped in the courts as a court would have seen that the evidence did not support the charge.

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1. Hanukkah (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)
2. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Rokkor in Lubavitch)
3. The Winter's Tale (Talmid HaLevushot)
4. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yehudah of Lubavitch)
5. Jingle Bells (Rabbi Gershon Schindler of Lubavitch)
6. Sing Your Song (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
7. We're Only In It for the Lights (Rabbi Maimon of Rosh HaZed)
8. Waltz in the Rain (Rabbi Rochiel of Rosh HaShana)
9. Christmas Tree (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
10. A Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)

The Doctor is on his way back to London when his companion, Mrs Smith, and her children suddenly disappear. She is attacked by a gang of vicious dogs which devour many of his companions, including Martha, until he has to fight off the remaining dog for the rest of his life. As he watches Mrs Smith's children disappear, he has a vision of John Harrison, the last man on Earth, returning from the dead and the Doctor is able to help him. They return to the Earth and confront the gang of dog-killers. Together the Doctor and his Doctor Who companions battle them once again. They destroy each dog monster together, preventing one of them from growing too strong, but before they've all destroyed the first dog monster, Doctor Who discovers that Martha has turned into a cat instead, much to the astonishment of his friends. Together they travel to the planet St Mungo's to try and free Martha but are caught in time-dispersible travel bubbles by Professor Loewen, and are thrown back into the dimension's past before they can leave. They are later joined up with the companions on a trip through time when they witness Mary, played by actress Louise Blalock, being bitten by a monkey.

7. We're Only In It for the Lights (Rabbi Maimon of Rosh HaZed)

not bad

The biggest misconception people have about serial killers is that

they're not interested in sex

but the truth is they're obsessed with

being alone with another human being.

They want to be loved as many times as possible.

They won't stop and I believe it when I hear how they

explore our lives, our families, our relationships with others.

They're serial killers because they're desperate for love…

not for money.

As I said earlier…

the reason you find the serial killer so hard to be

acceptedly accepted into society is because

they're all out there waiting for you to accept

them.

This is why I said in my TED talk last year…

this is why the serial killer, who isn't in your

life, is so misunderstood because society doesn't

put much of a label or label on a killer…

They're seen as normal.

They're not like everyone.

And this is why society still hasn't

put a label on this type of person.

Here's a couple things people should think

about when they hear the word serial

In the final episode of Spongebob, Patrick is surprised that SpongeBob says, "All he's got is two balls" when he says he has only two. He was upset by SpongeBob's comment, and was not happy over having to spend the night alone. At the end of the episode, it was revealed that, at some point, Mr. Krabs did not like Patrick's attitude and thought he wasn't worth spending time with. However, when SpongeBob returned at the end of Season 7, he admitted he regretted his remarks about him, especially since he did not have any balls left to hold a conversation with other people.

Patrick sometimes does things that will turn people off from him, such as when he tried to flirt with SpongeBob as part of his plan to make him fall in love with other women, but Squidward wasn't interested because he believed his love stories to be nothing but a show that SpongeBob was trying to get them into. Mr. Krabs seemed to dislike him as well when he told SpongeBob about what Patrick had done with Mr. Krabs, but SpongeBob quickly denied it, saying "It was okay when you first put him in that pile by the sea", showing that they were

In the final episode of Spongebob, Squidward is able to speak for the first time. Squidward explains, "I had long wanted to make you guys feel like you were close again." Then, we hear the sound that is the sound the other fish make when he is close. The Squidward voice sounds strange, although not surprising. SpongeBob tries his best to say Squidward's name, but nothing comes out.

Squidward's mouth does not sound exactly when he talks. He talks in a strange accent which resembles a French voice and some unusual vowel sounds like s or r.

It is not clear what he is speaking about. He sounds annoyed and frustrated with having to be so close to SpongeBob, but he says it in good, cheerful tones.

When he is annoyed, Squidward's facial expressions show that the anger is for himself. When he is confident, SpongeBob feels scared and uncertain of himself, which is often done to make people believe their worst fears about their boss. When he is proud of himself, he looks bored, as usual.

When he feels like he is always the worst, he often speaks about his "worse" and uses puns with the "w

In the final episode of Spongebob, Mr. Krabs has developed a new method for making jellyfish. In a strange ceremony, Mr. Krabs brings together the three jelly-loving friends and tells all his guests what that is.

A series of Spongefic stories featuring Krabby Patties

In one scene, SpongeBob walks into a cupboard and finds two cupboards filled with a bunch of Krabby Patties. He tries to use them, but misses and falls backwards when he falls on his face! It's so hilarious!

SpongeBob finds some of the Krabby Patties on the way to school, but only one Krabby Pattie still lives! They had been eaten by an octopus, and when SpongeBob was eating one of the Krabby Patties, he got stuck with an invisible sticky substance attached to it.

A parody called "Biscuit" where SpongeBob makes a bun with all Krabby Patties, but only the "sweet" ones!

SpongeBob and the Krabby Krayt Snakes have their own episodes where all the characters are named after various things, but SpongeBob ends up saving all the Krabby Patties.

In the final episode of Spongebob, Plankton had the ability to change his form at will, and the only way for him to do so was to eat a human body. This form caused his stomach to overflow.

In the first season finale to the hit series Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob tried to become a squid, but his attempt was ruined when he accidentally ate the head of someone he knew was dead, only to find out that it was still part of him.

Real life Edit

During the show, Spongebob became one of the rare animals who could change form when hungry.

He is the only animal to eat his food raw, which he learned while training the others to be more efficient at it and using it as food.

He was once the only animal that knew the secret formula for a puffer fish that would change the shape and color of their body.

When the fish were about to eat Squidward, when they asked him why he did not say a words to anyone about how he could transform, Spongebob replied that he wouldn't change his form if all the fish did as they wanted and ate as they wanted.

It’s kind of annoying when you prompt it with “the top 10 greatest Detroit techno tracks are 1.” and it burps out ten made-up Drexciya songs.

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
He might hear my heart beat,
But he may not see it.
My house will be buried in snow.
I will never see you again.
Then he will bury me under his tree.
I swear he will.
I will be buried here before the storm comes
I will not see him again.
He will not ever see me again.
Then his family will bury me alive,
After the storm comes.
He will bury me for the children on the road,
My old dog will eat my grave for food.
I will be buried here before the storm comes.
My old house will be buried in snow.
I swear I will be buried here.

OK, I'm just making up entire new seasons of Doctor Who here. Please make me the new showrunner so I can film this shit.

The Doctor is on his way back to London when, in a scene that goes completely against the grain of Doctor Who, he is pursued from behind by two teenage girls and thrown into a cell for being a "troubled young man".

A little while later, we take a look back at the last moments of the final season.

THE DRUNK PILOT

When Doctor Who returns to its roots, its style of storytelling is set against a series of surreal and unusual images and sounds.

We start off with the Doctor and Romana falling for each other, then as he walks back into his office, the pair have sex.

As he returns to London to his office the Doctor is being chased by a boy, who gets out of the car and throws his shoes into the fire.

"I'm going to do you one better," he says to John, "do him in with one pair of heels."

Just like that, it's a perfect ending to one of Doctor Who's finest moments.

xpost funny how the last line (but only the last line) is perfect iambic tetrameter

The great Canadian novels are often not written by Americans but by Canadians: Stephen Fry, Terry Brooks, Michael Chabon, David Mitchell, Robert Bresson, and others. It was the British who gave us Jane Austen, Elizabeth Bowen, and others. The authors that did know it all were Canadians (think Jane Austen, Joyce Carol Oates, or J.M. Barrie). We must wonder whether our generation is really the most diverse: whether this diversity is not largely due to our choice to spend more time with British fiction readers.

For all this complexity, I hope that this article has helped to clarify the distinction between Canadians and Americans as far as we know. We should be grateful to American readers but also to those of Canadian descent who may wish to consider whether the works of the British are worth our time.

Most people don't realize that the term "bathroom" doesn't have a single, exclusive meaning. In New York City, a male bathroom is generally known in English as a stall, while a female toilet is known in English as a shower. If you're at a bar, you see a guy playing guitar or doing other tasks in a bathroom—all done by men. In some foreign countries, a female bathroom is usually open to all or most people, while a male bathroom remains private and reserved for the woman whose job it is.

When a woman uses the bathroom, other people do the same thing to her, using the same clothes, changing their hair, scrubbing and wiping themselves against her, and even urinating themselves. Many people, whether they know it or not, consider men and women to be fundamentally equal.

That kind of egalitarianism may be true, but it's far from universally shared. People often want to use the bathroom that's closest to a restaurant/nightclub/etc., which could mean men and women often use the same stall. This is why men often take turns in toilets. It's what gives people hope for the future

Another endless well of beauty:

Top ten funniest lines from The Simpsons:
1. "I know what they say about bad hair day: it just comes out too late."
2. "You've got to love the big city because everyone wants to go to your funeral."
3. "I guess some people just want to watch TV."
4. "You're so much cheaper than a McDonald's hamburger."
5. "I think it's time we got some Christmas trees."
6. "A lot of great things have happened to me for my birthday, and this is the best thing!"
7. "Marge is just so good I wanna eat her!"
8. "If any of our guests call their mother today, she's gonna call up!"
9. "I'm sure a lot of people will tell me the last thing I want to hear is 'Mister' so I will be sure to tell 'em not to make me do it again."
10. "There's a lot of time between today and Christmas and my mom will be there to get me up to speed."

1. "You can't make him come out. He's dead." (Lisa)
2. "When I was twenty-two, I took a couple of pills, and by three o'clock in the morning, I was dead." (Sideshow Bob)
3. "I want to be a lawyer, but I've got nowhere to get one." (Drago)
4. "'Hannibal' was the first series I ever watched. I thought it was a fucking disaster." (Marge)
5. "My god, we got four of these!" (Sideshow Bob)
6. "I love how you call out my name in front of every single guy on the road by yelling out your name like it's your own." (Alfonse Maddalena)
7. "No. He'll have to pay!" (Drago)
8. "I don't know how I was brought this far but I love Homer and Springfield." (Mrs. Flanders)
9. "I got a new girlfriend and we're really good friends." (Sideshow Bob)
10. "It gets worse." (Mmm

1. "I'm not a little kid anymore." — Bart Simpson
2. "Bart was always a big kid, but he's grown into a really tall guy." — Homer's father, Moe
3. "My dad died two weeks ago. I couldn't stand his funeral. But he loved me as a child. And that's still good to hear." — Homer Simpson, on Bart's death of cancer
4. "He's going to die soon, but I guess it could be good fun." — Bart, when it was revealed he had cancer after falling down steps in a movie
5. "I'm not the biggest guy, but I'm not short either!" — Moe , when he gets a chance to be bigger than Homer
6. "He's like a rock. He can handle it because the rock hasn't cracked yet." — Homer Simpson when Homer finally finds out what's causing him
7. "This world is full of evil. And when things fall apart, you're left behind, a fallen soul. It seems like every other night, at dinner, Homer Simpson drinks something awful." — Homer Simpson

1. "Why are you calling me Homer Simpson? I mean, I'm just a fat pig trying to have some fun." – Fred, to Bart
2. "You're a jerk Homer. And now Homer's a fat pig with a penis." – Miss Patty
3. "What else could you want? My job is to get Homer to laugh." – Bart
4. "You're a horrible, disgusting pig-chop-dicked pig." – Homer (to Springfield)
5. "Look, there's nobody but Homer Simpson in this game." – Homer (to himself)
6. "Bart, I'm having an issue. How are we even going to get to the finale? I'm afraid I'll have to leave with my pants down around here." – Homer (to Bart)
7. "Whoa, whoa, Homer? It's me… Homer?!" (to himself)
8. "Oh, Homer, you'd be lucky to see this side of myself." – Homer
9. "The whole gang, everybody, will be there to see if Homer loses." "I will." – Homer

your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck.
1. Don't Breathe - "What'd I do to get away?"
And here's a fun little way of using the music (there is a really fun little thing going on in there that will make you cum hard):
2. Lazyboyz - "Wanna Go To The Ball?"
Or maybe this one will make you cum so hard you start to cry. Just go through the whole song and see if you get horny enough to try it too:
3. Big Boi - "Naughty Ones"
You'll find yourself coming very hard when Big Boi comes back off the radio, you've no idea how hard you REALLY want to watch him do it.
4. Pitchfork - "I'm Still Here"
No one ever talks about that one, will you? He probably never will?
5. Iggy Azalea - "I Just Wanna Have Fun"
I wonder if they even thought of this one, especially considering it's a big song that's been covered live hundreds of times.
6. Radiohead - "Creep

Top five filthiest Bea Arthur quotes:
1. "If your baby is going to vomit, poop your pants." – "Baby's Gone To Hell"
2. "I know where you're going to eat when you're old enough to eat." – "Shake Hands with Me"
3. "It's been two days since my baby passed away. Why won't you ever come visit my daughter anymore? She's no longer mine." – "What Do You Want?"
4. "No matter how much you hate it, don't go somewhere like this." – "You Don't Want To Lose Me"
5. "I hope you had me on the back of your bicycle for the duration of your pregnancy/abortion." – "I'll Be Home for Easter"

We just gave 110% and brought our A game back to the next level."

Crowther added: "That was the kind of day we wanted to end the season on.

"For us to end it on a high note we've got to be in form and keep coming back to the dressing room.

"We went in there and fought hard to make sure that we ended the season strong."

top 10 ways to recycle used blood:

1. Use blood for food

Some people use used blood as a dishwashing liquid or in their toothpastes, according to Consumer Reports.

"My husband and kids go to his brother's house in San Diego, where we buy blood for making ice cream at the kitchen table and use it as blood to clean glasses," says one blog user.

"My mom likes to put it in her handkerchief so that when it's cold, she'll wash her hands and hands only while she's washing hers," explains another.

2. Use leftover blood for food storage

Some people use leftover blood in place of milk to make a delicious sorbet.

"This recipe uses just half a cup of blood to get a great texture that tastes perfect after a glass of wine," says an blog post titled "10 Best Ways to Cook Blood from Used Blood and Other Ingredients" on FoodFacts.

3. Make a dish that includes blood:

"Blood makes such a good sauce or béchamel or saute pan," writes blogger "Dr. Thump." "I just put a quart of blood directly over meat. As my kids like it, I just pour that liquid into a dish and then sprinkle more on top of it as needed!"

4. Use bone marrow

Here are some hobo tips for riding the rails across America. First, remember that there is no limit to the number of things you can do. You can eat, sleep, do drugs, drink a couple cans of beer, etc.
You might as well do it all... just keep going.
Next, when you're going up north, the trails are often in pretty cool remote areas; and there is usually plenty of traffic.
If you're looking for a ride up north, you might find that it will take too long to get to the campsite. In that case, plan on doing a few days a month. Take some camping supplies and just leave a few beers with your phone, so you don't have to worry about it. I also suggest you grab a few food packs and some water.
Remember that if there is a campground with a fire ring, it will be less busy. You'll likely be sharing the campsite with someone else, which means that you will have to leave a few days out of every month just because you want a cool fire.
The biggest trick: make it easy
We always thought we did this for money. That's how we would spend our time riding the rails. But it's much more complicated than that. We have this belief that we are good and people are bad and

I’m getting too old for this shit. But you should still join me. Just...let's start here.

‹Pow,‭ you gasp. ‹Pow!‭

‹How?‭

‹Do you understand that? Because I'm giving you a chance,‭ the old man says.

‹You know what they say about your age?‭

‹What?‭ His smile fades.

‹Your…you're getting old,‭ the old man says. "You've been around a little too long. Just one last chance."

‹But wait,‭ you yell. "What if I...what if I lose you? What if...if...‭

‹Yes,‭ the old man says, his eyes wide. He has a big smile on his face; you don't think he's lying.

‹No. No matter how old you get, the way you look and everything. You're still me and I'm still you; you gotta see that. Just don't let everyone tell you different. You understand right?‭

You look your older self in the eye, and you're happy that your older self seems to understand you better than you did when you

I've spent an unhealthy amount of time talking to Transformer this weekend, guys. I may need an intervention.

Most people don't know that the Rolling Stones collaborated with the Los Angeles County Metropolitan Police Department for the 1996 murder trial of their best guitar player, Keith Moon. This cooperation was so extraordinary that it inspired one reporter who covered the trial to ask, "Is it appropriate for the Rolling Stones to be involved in a murder trial because of Keith Moon's music?" "Yeah I think it is," Rolling Stones guitarist Jim Steinman replied ."But he's not involved in a murder case, he's not involved in anything related to LAPD."

Steinman's comment drew lots of flak from listeners and journalists, who quickly concluded that it was Steinman's opinion of the Rolling Stones' music that was controversial enough to cause such a controversy. Even though Steinman's comments are a little more reasonable to readers on this subject, they do not make sense when taken literally. The Los Angeles County Metropolitan Police Department has a long history of collaborating with the Rolling Stones, including as the organization responsible for apprehending the Rolling Stones themselves during this time. Keith Moon was arrested in 1987 for possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor in New Hampshire, where he was living prior to his murder. While the Rolling Stones spent five months in jail, they did not have to pay $350 in jail fines because of an agreement made between the L.A. County Sheriff's

I've spent an unhealthy amount of time talking to Transformer this weekend, guys. I may need an intervention. I've gotten a text from someone on a jet who wants to get something done with you. Maybe you'd be interested in some advice. I've been working on some projects. It seems like the last few weeks have been a pretty boring one for me."

That's it. Nothing more.

He didn't say it, but it took me a couple of seconds to find myself smiling. For a second at a time he seemed to realize exactly what I was thinking - or perhaps I just liked it when he felt that way. This was the moment of my biggest fear: that he was actually telling the truth. And I couldn't stop it.

Maybe it wasn't a matter of trust, but it certainly wasn't paranoia -- it was just plain common sense. "Thanks."

That's enough. Let's forget about this nonsense and go to my friend's.

That's about it. For now, I go to my friend's and eat a quick snack; as soon as all is said and done, I leave him and head to the next building across the street (though in a way this must be to tell him exactly what I am up for in two days); my friend has moved, and this is the first thing in

Roschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of dogs, they have only to go in and out of the city and have them go to the street. What a way to live. A long walk for a dog - if it can get back. It is the true face for every dog lover. This is my true hometown.

This is a message to you, the citizens of Pittsburgh, the dog lovers as well as our visitors who are going to live in Pittsburgh.

All of us here in city hall have been told this week by Mayor John Nutter that his pet project which will give shelter and food dogs to the homeless for $100,000 was over for good. Well, it was not. In the beginning it was a good idea, but, as John said in the press conference, "The budget was tight." John's message to me was if not $100,000, what is the budget? More than double that amount to begin with. I'm thinking to myself, what's left? It's not enough.

It's also not enough to give up the dog-cat hybrid as our new emergency program

All-time top ten greatest movie quotes:
1. "You can give birth to a man, so why not a thousand?!" – Benicio del Toro ('Pacific Rim')
2. "You know, it's easier to be evil than good. Don't you know that?" – Robert De Niro ('Fright Night')
3. "I hate you, Tom Cruise!" – Christian Bale ('Casino Royale')
4. "In my life, I've killed, I've been killed, I've died. You know it's like a thousand to me! A thousand more! A million more!" – Tom Cruise ('Cruise)
5. "If you want to know what happens to me, it never does." – Richard Lester ('Rough Night')
6. "She died three weeks pregnant, but there were no witnesses! The nurse, the doctor, nobody! I was in the shower, it's just like I wanted to shoot some stuff, so I pulled out my .22, shot a bunch of drugs, and now this!" – Jack Nicholson ('Slaughterhouse-Five')
7. "I'm not going to let you down this time. Never." – Christopher Reeve ('Jurassic Park')

All-time top ten greatest movie quotes:
1. "I'll take a thousand jobs - but they don't have to be jobs for me." -George R.R. Martin
2. "I'm a guy who likes to make movies. So my job is to make movies." -Robert Zemeckis
3. "The only reason I got started is I'm a big fan of the great movies." -Albert Brooks
4. "What's most important is not how much money you make. Most important is what you do with it." -Tom Selleck
5. "I guess I could get into politics - I'm an Independent, man..." -Bill Clinton
6. "You can't run around in a bikini wearing a top. You're a man, woman or child." -Bill Cosby
7. "How do you know it won't fall off? By listening to the wind." -Michael Douglas
8. "I don't talk back." -Linda Hamilton
9. "You won't be here all day eating my pussy." -Casper Crump
10. "You could cut a man's head off with a fork." -Harry Potter

In the second season of Seinfeld, Jerry and Larry's dad, Fred Seinfeld, gets an offer to open a restaurant in the White House for George Bush. His initial suggestion: let Bush use the restaurant as a "front desk" so that he can do any job he wants (but first to serve George's father, the first lady, and his fellow Bush children).
But the "front" that Jerry and Larry refer to as "the desk" isn't actually a desk at all. The desk is an office. The desk is an office. It's literally a desk at the White House, sitting in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
And the desk is also an office – it's the back corner of George Bush's office.
Now what kind of boss isn't going to want to work at their own back corner? The desk is an office and the desk is also an office. So what's the point in having an office if the desk isn't an office, anyway?
I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure that if George gets an offer to open the restaurant, and he says yes, Larry and Jerry will move there, and Larry and Jerry are going to be happy to move there, and Jerry and Larry are going to be happy to move

All-time top ten greatest movie quotes:
1. "People like the smell of the sun." (George Lucas)
2. "I've been here a long time." (Star Wars)
3. "I'm just a kid from the planet Cheetah," (Alien)
4. "I like my guns." (Pixar)
5. "In some countries, the best thing is sex. So let us pray that no one has AIDS." (Inception)
6. "If you love someone, the only way to make him happy is to kiss him. That's what love is all about." (Funny Girl)
7. "A movie is nothing without the ending. I'd rather just make a good movie than a horrible movie." (A Clockwork Orange)

The seven habits of highly effective people:

1. You can live almost anywhere: no need to drive an hour for everything. Live far, far away… it just makes you happier when you do.

2. You can choose your own path: I live within my means, so I don't require special permission to walk.

3. No excuses, no matter how awkward a job may be: I live by the same rules as everyone else and get what I need when I need it.

4. No one thinks I need something else: my life isn't defined by what others want from me. I can do what I want and no one, ever asks my permission.

5. If something sucks… It's not my fault… and I can get over it.

6. I have fun: no work, no boring kids, no expensive cars or vacations. Life isn't defined by what others say or think. There are infinite possibilities.

7. No excuses, no matter how awkward a job may be: I live by the same rules as everyone else and get what I need when I need it.

The top 5 greatest philosophical quotations of all time:
1. Santa Claus: "The things you ask for will come to you, and they will come to you without any difficulty."
2. Socrates: "Those who want answers are not seeking them; those who seek answers should speak of them; you are free now to ask questions and not answer them."
3. Pascal: "To be free means to receive your answers; that is why you believe in freedom."
4. Nietzsche: "Life, death and eternity are three sides of the same coin. You cannot be free if you have no existence."
5. Ayn Rand: "At least to my mind, you have the right to think what you think. To me, that means there is no such thing as wrong, no such thing as wrong."

Top three scariest roller coasters:
1. "Penguin Kingdom".
2. "Nurse Devil".
3. "Bunny Coaster".
And for you amusement, the third scariest scariest roller coaster in the park is "Swan Song", built in the 1980s and named in remembrance of a man who died on the roller coaster.

After John Ritter sold me his washing machine, he gave me a gift of his love.

To me a machine is a device, an appliance. I have a washing machine now, it was a toy when I bought it. It was so simple to use. There is no way I could have been without it. I am sorry about why it was just a toy in the first place, but I didn't know what to do with it.

I also have a beautiful old wooden bookcase with books inside.

The books have been there since I was a child. I loved to read them and so I found mine after losing my old washing machine. The books are very expensive right now.

That one particular book about old cars, I think that's the picture of it.

It was not something I could get rid of completely. It has been sitting here with its old pictures now for years and years. I have just passed away (November 22-29th). It has been sitting in my kitchen, waiting to be taken away.

I will cherish it forever and I will never want it gone!

Thanks, John Ritter

(I would like to say, with great sincerity, that Transformer has much to teach us about how we see our world. While I'm doubled over with paroxysms of laughter, I am also humbled.)

I read the news today, oh, boy. About the woman who had been shot and killed in her home by an unknown gunman on Saturday night. She was a mother of four. That the man who shot her, a former Marine, was released on $150,000 bail on Sunday night is pretty remarkable, in addition to what happened today. It's extraordinary that the police couldn't get him to open up at the start of the week. He was never under arrest when the news surfaced.

And there's another story, too.

So there is a second story, and we have some information of it from the police, which I'm hoping you'll help us bring to light. When they found this woman, I asked whether they had a name on file for whoever shot her. They weren't in a rush to say, "Oh, OK, that's their name." They said, simply, "It is a female at this time." I asked if they could give a more detailed description. "I do have one description." So they would like to know why they haven't done anything yet, what they think their role is and where they stand with this case. The other woman who was shot, there was another name. So they've got a female name and have not got an arrest report for her yet. I didn't follow the details of when this

All happy families are alike. Each unhappy family is an unhappy family, an unhappy family is a miserable family, and a miserable family is a miserable family. Some unhappy families are fortunate enough to have no children at all, and some families have too many. As you can see, the difference is not subtle.

It all starts with a few important rules of thumb. Rule One is that there are no parents (except, perhaps, in the case of a couple with kids by a single woman). There are two kinds of parents, and two main types of parent. The first parents are the men, and they are the only ones who know their babies. When they have been conceived, they carry them to term. They are usually men and the children are often born without eyes and hearts. The other kind of parents are the women, though, who are often the breadwinners. She takes care of the babies to give them nourishment, and she keeps all the children, so that each family will have at least one child to care for. A baby is an adult, after all, the oldest living thing on Earth. When she is conceived, she carries a newborn baby (often of a variety not yet well-defined). She then eats and drinks the baby until it is old enough to give birth, giving the mother some time to eat and drink a meal before giving birth.

This thread will consume ILX for two or three days, then we'll drift away, all the novelty sucked dry.

Britney can I get your sister email addres why because she look interesting because she know your name is her brother but can I just add her email because I know she is in contact with her parents, she is 18 and she was her age when she started her studies she has the same sister from the same birth group that she has always been associated with and I know she wants her sister email contact to keep her safe it doesn't matter what she says cause she says anything and she does it all the time, her friends want to meet as well and she wants to see how that affect her because they would give her every ounce of love and love she can give her sister and just like if she says she is sorry but she doesn't you would take it right back but all you would need do is hold her to the truth and you will never be able to love her or be in contact with her again. I want this as if it was just something you had to do you would have wanted to but you can't take care of her just like if she wants them she has to tell you all the time so you can't just do whatever you want she wants if she wants more because then you might get hit on and you might get to know her better, I am sure she is going through a terrible time, she is going through a really rough time but I am sure you are glad

This place is a message, and part of a system of messages. Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.
I am the sole proprietor of this place,
I own its meaning and history.
I wish you to see this.
But, I have no interest in your life.
If there is anything for you, it is only in my name.
A person may seek to take this for himself, yet this place is not for him.
The only true meaning in this place is for me.
This place will become this place,
I am no longer your mother, but your father.
No one will call me that.
Why should I have a relationship with a person who is so distant from me?
A message that I am "your father" does not imply intimacy.
Sending this message was important to us, but this world did not support it.
This message is meaningless, its meaning has been discarded.
We live in a society that will never accept our own desires.

it's good for origin stories.

Spider-Man's alter ego is Clark Kent. He grew up the son of Bruce and Martha Kent in the suburbs of New York City, and took up the costume after his father left for service in World War II. As his alter ego, he grew up in Gotham City and was raised by his uncle Wayne Manor, where he took on various different social functions. After Clark was brought up from a rough upbringing his parents wanted him to grow up to be a hero, and were disappointed at his lack of superpowers while they had him, Clark quickly earned his own superpower. His secret identity, called Clark Kent/Catwoman, was developed after taking upon his role as Catwoman and was meant to be an easygoing, charming, or even naive cat burglar. He was later made a hero by the police and became a hero even more. After his first encounter with the Joker, he became romantically involved with the Dark Knight and became his alter ego The Dark Knight which eventually made him Batman, but Batman's new nickname, also known as The Penguin, was bestowed upon him when his powers turned into an evil version of his former self due to his encounter with The Joker's Joker.

These are the names of the ten Angels of Brooklyn:
#1-A-1 is the King of Hell and it looks exactly like a devilish angelic form with the same nose and chin
#2-The Angel of Love and Fire, he is the angel who was once an angel, but decided to forsake his faith because God doesn't want to deal with the sinners.
#3-Liliana, she loves to dance in the nude.
#4-Doll, who loves to wear pretty panties.
#5-Liz, she loves to tease other women
#6-Mona, she will sing, dance, and sing.
#7-Kali, she has long beautiful hair which she puts on with a hair net.
#8-Nytee, her name comes from "nyteus" meaning that she sings to bring peace for everyone.
#9-Eternal
Liliana is the best!

Fairly certain this just wrote the next Neil Gaiman novel there

Seems legit:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

For forty years we have been engaged in struggle against all oppressions of any kind.

We have been attacked at every phase of our lives; in politics, in religion, in every way. . . . Our opponents have thrown everything they have against us. In the name of God, they assail our very souls. In the name of God, we cry Out loud!

But now our time has come when things have come to a crisis.

The greatest nation in the history of the world is about to be threatened with total economic collapse. If we do not rise up in revolt, the whole planet – and all of human civilization – will collapse. The forces we use to resist are in many ways as powerful as those we use ourselves. But our fate is sealed. The battle begins now!

No force on earth has the power to destroy an economy, to bankrupt the system like we can. We the people must rise up and crush the corporate media (New York Times is, as a matter of fact, owned by Exxon).

The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and other American media must leave this country for at least three months and then leave their offices wherever they go

The effects I experienced with this strain were great and pleasant, like one of those sleep hallucinations you'll usually get after a long day of driving across town. That and the fact that I woke up in the middle of bed screaming for help. If you are someone who gets hallucinations while driving in or out of cities and villages then you know what I'm talking about.

The first few puffs are not that strong but it soon results in some intense and excessive excrement.

The hallucinations did not end but had the typical "wish it was tomorrow before you died" syndrome which lasts until the brain gets used to the effects and will return to normality.

The effects did not last for more than 45 mins. As stated in my previous post on the subject, "it was like being hit in the mouth twice!"

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather the flesh with unbridled pride and desire, that, without fear, I may fill with their blood their graves and open their graves up to them when they will be devoured, for they say, 'It will be our glory to lay up the dead!'" - Isaiah 58.

That is all from the book on "Who is the God of my salvation?" This is a good book that you can find the entire scripture to for free online as well on BibleStudyHippos.com!

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one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

They were in the sky.

It was like nothing I've ever seen.

In the space between them it was a strange blackness, a void,

a void with no bottom.

It was all dark,

it was all dark,

no one could see out into those abysses.

In between those abysses, just barely,

was a thing black. The blackness looked like

a piece of black metal. And it had a face that looked like

a piece of metal but it wasn't metal.

"a piece of black metal with a face. a piece of

black metal. a piece of metallic black with a face. the blackness

looked like a piece of black metal, but it was black.

No matter who you were or in what position you were,

there was only darkness behind you. There was a white void between you.

That void was a piece of black metal with a face.

There was nothing out there. There was nothing with you.

There was nothing with any of us.

It was a black void and the white void were

like two pieces of metal, or two pieces

the moments where it feels like it's trying to tell you something are particularly profound

We few.
We panic in a pew.
We sew, ewe sew.
We sew.
Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
Wet stew.
Wo Nemo toss a lasso to me now! Wo Nemo, wo! Wo Nemo, wo!
Now, I have a mare named, Mule! I have a nymph named, Mule. I have a stallion named, Mule. And I have a horse named, Mule! And I have a cow named, the Mule. And, mule, we are mules, and, cow, ye can ride a stick. And we are a stallion of a stallion, a lance of a lance, and an eagle of an eagle. Ye have a sword named, "Nimble" and a pike named, "Lampshade," but ye shall not wear, ye have a horn named "Odd" and a helmet named, "Worn." Ye must wear yer horn, your cap and your helmet.
But I, Nemo, do not think it wise to wear, yer horn and your cap.
Oh! And we have a stallion named, Mule.
And I, Mule, will not.
O. K. I am sorry. I do not get it that way

The best thing about my country is  that I'm able to  talk openly  with  the whole world!"

Kerry is one of fewer than a half dozen U.S. citizens who has openly supported Muslim refugees fleeing the turmoil in Yemen.

i love my cat because

You like my cat, so I am going to love you too much!

I didn't realize that I'm not an actual cat but now I am and its just because you love your cat so much and will keep it as long as you have to. I love your cat, just like any cat that loves its owner and I never want you to regret what you were born to be like. I hope you have a nice day!

"Goodbye, dear, dear.

Love,

Avery"

Satellite's gone
Up to the skies
Thing like that drive me
Out of my mind

I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on tv

Satellite of love

I love it when they try get

When the world goes to hell

One thing you can't do

Is watch the rain fall

I love the rain

I like the rain

I like the rain

When they try a ride

It's fun in the summertime

One thing you can't do

Is go out to dinner

I really would like

To go to the movies with you

Take you home out there

Wash your hands you dirty bastard

Wear your pants off or I'll slap you if you do something

What are you waiting for

So just hold on a little

You know you got one of the best

You don't wanna do anything

You've got a wife who is a good woman

But I'll do whatever is gonna get me on the moon

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

Wreck me and get me out there

Take me out, get me back,

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a guitar pick
Oh baby, you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a piano

But you're so angry that my words run like water through a teapot

Oh baby you're so vicious

I'm sorry you've got so much on your mind, my baby

You're so vicious, you hit me with any color

Oh baby, you're so vicious

We don't have to be so vicious

There's a beautiful beauty in viciousness

We can't be so vicious

Oh god why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

We're not so vicious

You're vicious, you hit me with water

Hey, baby you're vicious

Oh baby, you're so vicious I want you to wash my face

See it's purple, like when you hit me with soap

Oh baby, you're so vicious

I'm sorry you feel so weak

I'm glad you're feeling that way

Oh baby,

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."
She said, "I'm not gay, bitch"
Then she says, "I love my man who I'm still dating,
That's the kind of a man!"
Then she says, "I just want to take it easy and take care of myself,"
She adds "We're living the American dream - it's my country"
She doesn't understand
He's getting in the face at the dinner table
And he says, "You, you are the woman I've always wanted, darling"
She says, "That's how we live, boy"
He says, "That's how I live, daddy, love me "
She says, "I'm not a woman, darling, I'm not a man"
He says, "I love my daughter and my wife"
He says, "I'm sorry to hear you're out of touch"
She adds, "I'm not mad, 'cause I'm not mad,

The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
The Transformers! Robots in disguise!
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: All Hail Megatron! All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Combiner Wars! Transformers: Predacons!
Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Megatron! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: Super Combination of Forces! Transformers: Transformers vs. Decepticons! Transformers: The Transformers! Robots in Disguise: The Transformers!
Matterhorn
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Transformers! Optimus Prime vs. Decepticon Army
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Optimus Prime vs. Combiner Wars
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Megatron vs. Autobots
Transformers: Megatron vs. De

What does the algorithm see in you? What do you want to express? What can you do to express it? What questions come up in it that you don't want the software to answer? There aren't even explicit answers yet. You can only take in what there is, and hope that your intuitions are wrong. What a terrible design choice. I'd rather my system does what it's programmed to; the rest of me is left guessing. So there you go: you get what you pay for. You'll know that it does what it's set out to do, and you'll feel safe with it. You may be surprised at the things that it can still make wrong, because the algorithm isn't built with the intention of providing one-way, one-sentence answers at all times. This is the basic idea behind the "what's not allowed" box in the software design review process. This applies also whenever there are questions you're not able to answer, or when you come up against constraints your implementation cannot meet. By design, the software should try to answer these questions at all times. For many developers, what makes things weird is that they're often forced to think hard about what the program does and what its limits and constraints mean, and then they

two plus two equals nine, so we are in reality nine plus seven = twelve)."

The number nine is the fourth number of the Hebrew alphabet and, according to Islamic history, represents the divine power of divinity. One might assume that there would be a significant amount of interest in a number nine in the 19th century. However, even with the advent of modern technology, many religious scholars did not expect the development to have such widespread significance, and the Jewish population never found itself to include a 9-9.

Rabbi Yitzchak Kedarz said of this fact: "The 9-9 is the ninth letter at the beginning of a Hebrew alphabet, its meaning, however, remained secret. By means of the Hebrew 10-9, the numbers 9, 12, and 20, we know the exact order of the symbols. This is the reason why the 9-9 corresponds to the name of Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon, who created the first written Torah in the year 533 B.C. We cannot tell with certainty where Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon was born. His father, Rabbi Baruch Solomon died in the year 709 B.C., when the people of the land occupied Jerusalem. But we know that his name is written the first time in the form of letters in the inscription on the door of his father's tomb in the city of Gibeah.

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the fitness centre.
Carrying your weight around helps get your blood pressure up and keep you feeling strong (or at least happy). Exercise also helps you to sleep better and have less anxiety. You may even think: "Ah, I could go back home and sleep!" If not for having an exercise routine we wouldn't do anything of use. This advice is based on the observation of other studies in psychology and health that suggest exercising in a variety of activities might have a similar effect on health as exercise does with mental health. The results of these studies have been extremely clear - not only does exercise improve health, it improves fitness too.
"It also improves fitness. When your body is performing the highest level of performance possible it's good to be physically active. Having exercise may be helpful in your everyday life as well as giving you a sense of purpose." – Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every Money Store Should Do With Your Money (I Know What You're Thinking) ", and "How to Get Rich - Your Self-Improvement Handbook"
-Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every

What do you get when you cross an ordinary young man-boy with a woman whose breasts remind you of nothing so much as a bottle of wine?"

Alfred Hitchcock.

In this suspenseful thriller, Terence Covers must choose between killing his daughter, the beautiful woman he always loves to see murdered, and going on the run. Meanwhile, a group of men travel to a remote island to capture a serial killer. At the remote, remote island, the killer hides in a remote shack.
"I don't think I've ever wanted to see another movie like it." - Entertainment Weekly

It was a dark and stormy night. A man in a dark suit, white coat, and tie walked around the area before him.

He said he would be in contact with police if anyone else could help him.

His partner was not hurt, and he seemed to be unharmed in the worst of the storm.

"Just take a deep breath," he said as he stood up.

A man drove up behind him, and said he was a cop. The two walked closer, and he talked about the police.

He got up and walked away.

On the way back, the police stopped the vehicle. When another officer walked near them, the man pulled a gun and pointed it at them.

He took their pockets and told police that was the gun he was carrying when he opened fire.

The man and the partner came together when their car stopped in front of a friend's house. The man got out and asked for assistance.

On the other side of town, police were trying to make contact with a man with a gun who was inside his friend's condo building. He told the police he was going to shoot up an apartment complex.

Officers were walking with what were supposed to be a 2.3-acre area when they saw him with a small black bag on his waist. They arrested him

This thing seems to have been trained on a lot of crime reports.

In this suspenseful thriller, we are told the story of a married couple (Harrison Ford, John Cassavetes, Tom Hanks and Ray Liotta) who get engaged and start planning a happy wedding, with their wedding cake being a cake made of a mysterious substance called Crystal Meth.

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

But you gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

This rock and roll we're living in ain't easy

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

Second-inversion I chords, which don't classically have tonic function, are sometimes produced when the vocal melody is diminished by a fourth note as in: F.
The 3-5 chord is generally considered by musicians to have more tonality in general, and is not easily represented by single-note chords as they are in the other modes. The three-note triad is the basis of the dominant I chord except for the minor. A triad is the foundation chord of these modes and can be considered the third dominant chord, or even the sixth.

Triads are based on two chords: a fourth dominant and a second dominant chord, where the dominant chord is diminished on its fourth note.

A triad has three principal triadals: the triad, which can be made up of two or more notes, and the triadin, which is made up of two or more triads.

The two keys that have triads are C, and key 3. Keys of this order are dominant and tonic, so triads in all possible keys are based on triads of key 3.

Some American and British musicians often take a tonic-dominant position, and play many of these songs in 3rd string minor. These "tongues" of dominant tonality are also often given the name "minor tonal harmony."

In 1857, Abraham Lincoln famously said "My head's too small" to win re-election. In the current presidential race, he seems to have said "Well, you are not going to let me win that job. I'll be seventy-five years old by the time we get to the inauguration."

What's going on? How did Abraham Lincoln become the President of the United States, who had a head so small? We think this might be because of his famous battle cry in the Lincoln Memorial, "I would not be the President had I not won," which Lincoln uttered during the Presidential Election campaign to help persuade others that a loss was not just a loss, but his victory.

The band's music has been described as a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis. "When someone's singing a song, that's their own thing," says singer Jonny Greenwood, "but when the song is a love song ... I love it. It's something I will never cease to love."

^ This is a good input for generating cliché music interviews.

<b>She took off her bra and got on her knees.</b>  She bent over and gave me a quick kiss and then slipped her panties off again.  I took one look at her naked body and knew that she didn't want me.  She knew I was there to kill her, like I had murdered her mother.  She said little words that I was too afraid to hear.  "I didn't say anything to her, I told you to watch your back!"  I took another look at her bare tits and saw why she had no pussy.  I felt her pussy lips start to slide down the top of her panties and she screamed as she came.  Her breath caught as she came for the second time in a long time.    "Oh God!  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!!!  I'm so sorry!!!  Why did I do that to you?!  Why?  I'm so sorry!  I just, uh...oh. God, I don't know...I don't know what happened.  Oh no!"  She grabbed my face in her hair and cried hysterically.  I heard her scream again, "Please come for me!  Please!" It didn't take me more than a split second to understand what she was saying

Recipe for koala casserole

Ingredients:

300 litres (1 gallon) cooking pot, heated to 120C with 120-130mm cover, (make sure to check temperature of propane as you will use it)

2 tbs sugar

60g butter

2-3 tbsp cream cheese, softened to room temperature

50g of flour

2 tsp salt

For the koala meat, slice into small cubes and add the meat, a tsp of salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 165C/Fan 400B.

Cut the meat in half lengthwise.

Cut through the centre and all but 1.5 inches to the inside of the meat, leaving a gap. Place inside the pot as you can see in the picture.

The koala has no meat stuck to it.

Add butter and mix well.

Pour in sugar and heat over a medium heat for 2 and a half minutes, the mixture will be bubbling from the meat.

Add a little flour and season with salt and cream cheese, mix well.

Cook the meat over the oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown and cooked through.

If using a pan that has a bottom (aka roasting pan), start cooking on an inner surface

theresa may: is her project subtly machiavellian or merely cunning, baldrick-style?

thedy: it's both . . . and not. her project is to win the hearts and minds of the undecided. but when the undecided is made to feel like they are in the wrong by the project being presented with a choice between them and the project in the opposite direction . . .

theresa may: what if the project as a whole fails to satisfy the desired target? how will that hurt them in the longer-run?

theresa may: how will "them" feel?

theresa may: what if the project in fact works better for them than the project in the opposite direction?

theresa may: will they actually become more loyal to her project?

thedy may: do i lose a few votes simply because i disagree? or is that merely bad social engineering?

it will work.

if the project does not fulfill its potential, I guess i lose only 2 votes and a bit too many people but the project will still prevail.

i'm not a good sociologist so it might be a waste to say so . . .

this might be easier in the longer runs in more subtle ways but I imagine that as soon as people begin to get bored with it

how WILL them feel??

nsfw but strangely literary:
She was naked and her cunt was full and her breast very big. She had wet her cunt with her hand and her whole whole body was sore and stretched like a lumpy lump on her stomach. She told me that her breast was like a big jollity-bell, all full-grown. What did I do? I could not take care of my wife's tender and tender cunt. I took out something which will suffice. I put it between my hands and I touched the whole thing and gave her nothing which I could not do without. Now she was full of pleasure. She lay on the floor, she turned round and kissed me as if I loved her. No one knows what she said, for if I had done so she would have died."

It's such a good feeling
To know you're alive
It's such a happy feeling
You're not so alone
It's such a really good feeling, man
It's such a great feeling
It's such a warm feeling
It's such a cool feeling
It feels like I'm alone
It feels like all the world is melting away
It feels like I'm alone
It's such a great feeling
It's such a happy feeling
I'm gonna give up right now (it's a great feeling)
It's such a great feeling, man
It's such a great feeling
I'm gonna give up right now (I give up right now) (it's a great feeling)
In the summer of my teen years, I never thought I'd do anything that would make me cry so tears rolled down my cheeks and I could only hold the sight of my mom lying on the bed and sobbing, all I could do was cry.
It took a while for me to grow up, but I did change. I stopped watching movies as I would always end up watching porn and video games. I stopped being an arrogant fuck who thought I already belonged to this world because I played videogames online

<b>No regrets Coyote
We just come from such different sets of circumstance
I'm up all night in the studios
And you're up early on your ranch
You'll be brushing out a brood mare's tail
While the sun is ascending
And I'll just be getting home with my reel to reel</b>
Coyote's gone down for a while now
I'm trying to talk to you, he'll come crawling back out
Aha I know how bad the blues is
But you'll just see me getting to my farm
And the house will be standing up to all these years
You're in town for a job interview
I'm just hoping you'll be good at business
You know what to do with the wood I cut
And I hope it works out good
I hope my wife sees you again
I would have loved to have had my wife around
But she got divorced, but I'm glad she had you
The other thing is that we don't really have a choice
We just have to make it happen, we have to make it happen
We can't just stop there
So you're going to need an assistant
And that will cost you something...

That's actually pretty good tbh

favourite one so far probably a tie between the chronicles of Moffe and the book of Mule

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town in the film, showing off his amazing skills of the running stride, high step count and the like. He also makes use of his big foot, which he shows off a few times. I always enjoy seeing guys with such awesome legs, so I'm glad he gets some recognition for his abilities.

Here are the Laws of cricket:

2. No captain or umpire will call a ball for which the batsman does not feel the ball has touched his stumps, provided there is no attempt to steal the catch. The ball must be touched before being called unless the batsman feels the ball is not in his stumps. 3. When a ball is under-wicket or when it has already been called to a leg-before, the umpire or captain shall look on the next ball to the left as he shall see fit, and when he shall find the ball not to be under-wicket, he shall call it; and if the ball is to be called and the batsman feels, after having called it for two balls, that the ball has reached his stumps he shall, on a subsequent ball, call it, if he shall not see at then that the ball is to be called again and will not be passed by another batsman. 4. If any umpire or captain shall throw or throw-for in the line where a ball has been called to a stumps, either in the middle or down at length of the wicket which he sees fit, he shall throw it down in an alley or similar place if one is at hand. If a game falls out from the wicket into an alley after it has been caught, the captain shall

Here are the rules of snooker:

The Snooker Court's rules for courts:

Each player starts with 3/5th of the ball in his bag when playing the game.

When a player leaves the bag, he must retrieve his 1st player piece.

When a third player player pieces leaves his bag, he must retrieve his 3rd player piece. This is what the player must do if he was not successful during their turn.

The player with the more expensive bag is called 'the Snooker'. When a player makes a successful play, he gets an additional piece to the bag.

When a bag is empty, a player cannot buy and the bag is returned to their opponent for free.

When the Snooker Court decides to give out a tie, you must make your bag a certain size!

It doesn't matter if the Bag is big enough or small, as long as both players have equal bag sizes the Snooker is not possible.

For additional information and for those interested:

Visit our site at www.snooketickets.com.

Ton up

In one of the worst industrial accidents of all time, a company in Mexico named Pinto Plastics Corporation went into bankruptcy after they failed to sell the "green" aluminum used in their product to a Chinese company, resulting in many deaths and the injury of numerous others. The company was owned by Mexican billionaire Enrique Marichal. The company was owned by Marichal's close associate, Juan Pinto , a drug dealer from Guadalajara. I can't help but wonder if this was something that his girlfriend and their two sons thought was important enough to mention to the press. (Mariana said that the company 'brought about a wave of public outrage. They wanted to know if anyone knew anything about the accident, and they weren't informed of the fact that Marichal or his son had owned this company for years!) What happened next was pretty horrific . Pinto is accused of stealing more than 1,000 aluminum cans and dumping them into rivers where they sank, then dumping the aluminum cans into open fields. (As you know, not all of the cans found were recycled; Pinto's company was found dumping thousands of cans at a time.) By the time the rescue teams arrived, the victims had turned into floating cadavers, and the remains turned into "dead bodies" by then,

Write me an e e cummings poem

I read it from head to toe and I'm going to make it

Erect and strong, like a man

Hear all the words in my head

My hair up, my arms out, my hands clenched

I want you all to see me like this

You want me to be like your real man

I promise you it'll be worth it

(I'm coming for you, cummings)

I know just the words to put on

You see me on this couch right here with you

I'm waiting for you to make your move

Eyes on you, my dick on you, you're

(I'm coming for you, cummings)

(the repeated (I'm coming for you, cummings) seals the deal imo)

Here are the rules of baseball: Rule 1,000 rules: No one is allowed to use the word "loser" unless you mean that the team that was eliminated (with winning teams) actually beat the other team's team, or you want to be a nice person. Rule 3,111, the rule that says you should always be "fair and balanced," goes against the spirit of the game in that it implies that losing sucks. If you ever find yourself saying "loser," then just stop doing it. Rule 4,5 is more forgiving of teams that are in disarray rather than a true winner and winner's hell. Rule 5,001 says the team that wins the division or a wild card game can't win the World Series. We're not even halfway through our season yet so it's not like a real World Series game will be played this October unless the Cardinals go on a winning run. Rule 6.13 says winning in baseball is like winning in any other sport: It's good enough for the moment; it's a part of an individual's personality. It takes more than one thing to win a World Series game. It's just baseball. But the fact that someone can't lose is actually quite ironic and kind of silly in light of how much baseball is actually about getting to the World Series. The World Series itself is much better than most other sports

all otm tbh

One of the worst disasters in human history unfolded when an airship carrying some of the world's biggest miners crashed into the sea off Peru's Pacific coast.

tbf if they're real, and I feel they might be too good to be real, mick signals' suspenseful thrillers are also the best

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a fly could be seen
A dark cloud hung overhead
And in the middle of the night
There wasn't any light at all
There was only the darkness
And it was night
And all through the house
Not a light or bird was stirring
Not a spirit was stirring
The night came and it was cold
There was only the darkness And all through the house
Not a spirit was stirring There was only the darkness And all through the house
There was only one light
A night for the cold
A lightless night for Christmas

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I dunno but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And heathers don't sing
And my feet and hips are still cold
And the dog bark was kinda funny
Oh, she's like a ghost that smells like  beer
She smells like beer
She sings  Beer
She'll sing Beer again and again...oh my god
That would be pretty awesome.
Yeah, I want that.
I want all kinds of beer.
I want beer.
I want all kinds of beer.
All kinds of beer.
It'll be really nice to play with some beers
(That's how I felt inside)
That would be so so nice.
Heh. Heh. Heh. heh (Heh)
Oh, look what I'm making.
I bet they're making you a good choice.
Oh, a little bit extra.
That's good, that's good.
Just make sure if there is anyone that needs to hear about that, just tell them.
That would be so good.
It's all about having  something interesting 
That's the  only thing you have to go back to.
(That's how I heard)
I like  a good adventure.

This is the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Goldilocks, the first dog, is a shy, curious dog. He loves to play with other dogs, run and jump. However his favorite thing to do is to play hide and seek. However, he is no match for the three bears. The bears attack Goldilocks everytime you enter the house, all the time, and they all attack him from the shadows. It's a sadistic story, but it is very funny, and it is quite a story if you get over that feeling that the characters will end up in jail because of this. It's also an amazing story in its own right, because it is only when you see the movie that this story really comes out. It's more of a "What if?" story. The Three Bears, in contrast, are beautiful animals. They can be friendly, funny, outgoing. They love to jump, run, jump and swim. So I hope you will enjoy this film, and keep coming back to it.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by ichor by a voodoo witch in the attic. But I'll be damned if they couldn't get it right."

"Oh dear, this is getting uncomfortable, Mrs. White," I mewled, and he paused. "I guess I'll have to do this sometime before it gets too intense." I looked out the window. A strange cloud of steam crept up into the house where they kept the car. I sat back in my chair and picked up the phone. This sounded like a real emergency. I had the number of the agent who sent me my report of the previous night, and I dialed the number: "Hello? Hello? I didn't mean to disturb your peace and tranquility during your sleep." "I see you had that, Mr. White. No need, but could I speak to one of your servants for a minute?" I heard a few seconds where nothing happened. The man who answered the phone said, with one voice, that he hadn't noticed anything unusual; that he knew I had the number the night before, and that he was expecting a report of your condition. I answered and he immediately hung up as if on cue – because I was an idiot!

I did get a few minutes' time to myself. I went to the window and watched some odd things move by.

Could Messi do it on a cold and rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?

I've thought and felt for ages about it. Every once in a great while I have gone for him on a cold and snowy night in Stoke City on a nice day without being aware that I was going to do this. I'd do it. But I would only do it on a cold and rainy Tuesday morning on a beautiful day (the Tuesday before game day). I'd try to go for a long ball before the game even started, but of course, I would leave it in the net. But there are very few things like Messi's trickery, and it makes me sad because this isn't something I think about. I don't think it'll happen.

I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You'll never need to fear us
And your death is not my choice
I'll keep doing my best for you
I'm going to let loose on you
And we can do this on our own time
So put down that phone right now
Put down the hat you're wearing
We've been waiting to be together forever
Yeah, we made this happen
I didn't know you could still be alive
And you look like you are so in love
And it's crazy to see you crying on those stairs
So give me another kiss
Give me a kiss on the cheek
I'm gonna cry right now (Don't miss this!)
Give me a kiss on the cheek
I'm gonna cry right now (Don't miss this!)
Baby, we did it, did it (Don't miss this!)
Baby, we did it, did it (Don't miss this!)
Baby, we did it, did it (Don't miss this!) Baby, we did it, did it (Don't miss this!)
Baby, we did it, did it (Don't miss this!) Baby, we did it, did it (Whatcha playing with this?)
Don't miss these tears (Don't miss this!)

Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.

My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.

I sat down at the table and the table turned to be in front of us.

"Ohhh!"

She's got a group, and it seemed like it was the perfect spot for our evening. The kids were on the dance floor and, apparently, the kitchenette where all kinds of awesome things were made, including a huge box of cookies and a gigantic bag of chocolate chip cookies…that's right!

"Honey, just tell me how much you love cookies!!"

She's telling me about her favorite type of cookie and I could not but nod. I had never, ever heard about cookies before she even spoke. The kids had been here before and I had grown used to them by now.

They weren't quite sure which type of cookies to call their favorite but that didn't matter. They all know what kind of cookies they wanted to order!

The kids also mentioned there might have been a special dessert in store for me. I did not know

Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
Time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine? Are you my heart?"
That night on the floor, the night when I finally broke down and cried at the sight of her
You didn't deserve what I could do to you
I felt so empty inside me
I felt so sad that I was hurting myself
You didn't deserve my love anymore
I told my parents she loved me and they took care of her for months
I'd go to a store and pick up anything to take home, but nothing
I went to the bank and had everything written down
I'd wait in line for days, but I could barely get in
I finally broke up with her for no reason
After that night, I've always struggled to get it to stop
I couldn't even keep my eyes on you The only thing on my mind is I'm sorry you can't see me
That one night after that last night the day before, we broke up
I looked at her, and I realized what I should have done, and I couldn't seem to decide why
She's mine, I can take her away, but I can't take my love out with me
I can't bring her back to this world, not

o_O

The setlist included:

1. I Wanna Be Your Dog
2. I'm Going To Love You
3. I'm Just A Bad Little Dog Lover
Sober When You Close Your Eyes [Coldplay]
My Sister Has Two Fingers On Her Side
Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toodeloo
I Don't Even Get That
Don't Want It
It Don't Matter, Cause I Don't Feel Love
The Girl With Every Need
If I Die, Will She Leave Me?
The Night They Called a Baby Baby

tbf if they're real, and I feel they might be too good to be real, mick signals' suspenseful thrillers are also the best

― imago

Accused of impersonating an AI! Does that mean I fail my Turing test? No, I just generate a lot and only post the greatest. We could start a "Talk Like Transformer" thread but that might be boring.

Track list from the Marilyn Manson album Portrait of an American Family:
1. What I Like About You (Grateful Dead, 5/6)
2. I Don't Like Mondays (Bob Dylan, 5/9)
3. I Heard It Through The Grapevine (Stevie Wonder, 5/16)
4. In My Lifetime (Bill Haley, 5/20)
5. I Love You, Man (Neil Young, 5/27)
6. The Man Went To Hollywood (Led Zeppelin, 6/2)
7. How Sweet It Is (Elvis Presley, 6/9) (2:36 min)
8. I Don't Give a Fuck (Johnny Cash, 6/17)
9. Good Looking Loser (Neil Young, 6/24)
10. Love is a Muscle (Bill Haley, 6/30)
11. This Town (Nirvana, 7/6)
12. Come Down and Talk To Me (George Harrison, 7/13) (1:21 min)
14. I'd Like A Lot Of Dicks (Grateful Dead, 7/20)

I'm copying mick signals now, sorry. But what a movie!

In this romantic comedy, the three main characters, a man (Tiffany Thompson), a woman (Joan Allen), and a dog (Billy Tinkler ) are given a choice: go back the way they came or go as far out as humanly possible, far enough that you risk death. Based on the novel of the same name by Tom Wolfe (The Name of the Wind, The War of the Roses), the movie was a major box-office success, but after it was released, its ratings began to dip. A number of studios, including Sony Music , tried to buy the rights but it all fell into the hands of MGM, with the movie eventually falling victim to the company's control and ownership of the rights. MGM decided to release the film in theaters, with an early draft of the screenplay written by William Goldman.

Love this one.

In this romantic comedy, an aging couple tries to find the perfect marriage, including choosing among three wives. The film is considered modern day Dostoyevsky and Tolstoy.

Okay, one more.

In this romantic comedy, a married Chinese couple go on an expensive date to celebrate the success of their own marriage. The actress played the wife with her eyes closed, the love interest with the eyes closed and the husband with his eyes open. In "Cantonese," the man was playing the love interest, while in "Korean," the actress played the husband who is still asleep. In "Ciao," the actors sang in unison all over a bed, then the husband got up and walked away without saying anything, only standing with his hands folded in front of him and watching from the opposite direction.

The rabbit killer left his home for the clough
And said goodbye to his infertile spouse
Carried air rifle and firm stock of wood
Carried night sight telescope light

Took an electric pen out his pocket to do some cleaning
And wrote out his vows
And wrote an old love poem inside of the pen ink

Covered his nest with a wild meat
Sunk deep as a rock a small white speck of light
Hovered over his tomb in a black haze
And told his tale of a man so broken down he's never had the chance to smile again

And when they got back home he'd gone insane from his grief
And when the doctor discovered them the man was dead
With the remains of their wedding dress in the oven in his garage

That is the very meaning of a rabbit kill,
Or do you think the fox and the cat didn't kill them too
The rascal shot from his house in one swoop
A rabbit shot twice, then twice more
And his wife is now a dead witch

This true story was the inspiration for a classic song titled "You'll Never Win" by The Kinks, by the Rolling Stones.

Kind of plausible:

In this horror film, when a man was shot in the head and killed in a parking lot at a local mall, he is resurrected as a zombie to play the part of the owner of the mall. But when his new owner tries to sell him back to the city, he's faced by resistance from his own family members.

Poking Transformer is the lazy person's creative act. (< Some ilxor will now use this as the basis of another Transformer performance piece.)

Mother died today. He is also buried in the city of Yeni, which is a town outside of Belgrade, Serbia. That day, a woman in a car died shortly after she made the fateful decision to travel to Belgrade via Sarajevo, the Serbian capital.

The accident occurred while the car was stopped at a red light, with no driver present; however, the driver got out and turned around to see someone sitting in his vehicle who was walking towards his car. The woman then got out and drove across the median where they did a U-turn and drove away. Her injuries caused her to fall to the ground but were not life-threatening. It is believed that she may have been driving under the influence, but the police have not ruled that out.

Serbian police are currently investigating the accident. In a statement, police said they will "do everything possible and ensure justice while taking the appropriate measures to preserve the sanctity of life." The driver has reportedly been given a suspended prison sentence of just over two years.

"If a driver is not given a warning warning, then you will lose your license to drive and you will end up dead," Karo Vidjic told the Washington Post, while also admitting she was shocked by the tragedy. "I'm sure this is not the first time this driver has done this, but it

Call me Ishmael. I will be pleased to meet you. The place where these books are kept is called the Tower of Babel," I called out. At that moment, the door swung open, and the tall face, wearing the familiar green uniform of an employee of a government agency, burst into the room. "This fellow is Ishmael L'Ouverture, here to assist." I nodded at him. "I understand he is a member of the government intelligence. However, he has no authority to sign this letter, so I will have him leave." He walked up the stairs to where I stood, and as soon as he reached me, he turned around and walked out. I thought he was going to leave, but in a hurry, I said "What are you doing here?" and he answered me with a puzzled look. "I see that there is more to that situation than I realized, My lord! Can you explain who it is?" "Yes, Sir." I continued, "This is a man called 'Sebastian,' and a fellow who I suspect of being the culprit behind this whole mess." "Why do you say the villain? Why are you calling him a villain, Ishmael? Are you the man I was investigating just before yesterday's incident?" "No, Sir! It is something else." "What's that?" "Do you

Incomplete list of failed monarchs:

Sultan Hassan Ibn 'Abbas (1044H - 1406 H) - King of Iran, defeated by Mongols in 1406 - Killed in battle in 1406 - Noted to have been "married at the age of 12"

Sultan Mehmed II (1404H - 1542H) - Noted to have been married at 13

King Farouk III (1538H - 1606H) - King of Saudi Arabia, defeated by Arab troops in 1406 - Killed in battle in 1406 - Noted as having been "married at the age of 12"

King Fahd (1602H - 1719H) - Noted to have been "maried" at a "young age" at age 16

King 'Abdullah II (1719H - 1726H) - Noted to have been (born) at age 10 when he married his niece

Abd Al-'Aziz II (1728H - 1744H) - "Noted to have inherited "a very high ranking position as emir" when he married his sister's half-sister, 'Ibra'ha; died at age 26, age of 28

King Muhammad II (1742H - 1749H) - "Married twice, both young

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Now in regard to him who has the skill of raising a wife, there is no difference of opinion as to which is the worst thing; while in regard to him who has not such skill, no difference is discernible. Thus it is a thing commonly agreed, that where there is a good fortune, a wife is required and is a prize reserved for the master of men; where there is no such fortune, a wife is not requisite. Where there exists a fortune of some kind, a wife shall be reserved only for those who possess a certain skill. In regard to the other two kinds of fortune, though a wife may be required of any number (even as among men), all alike are the losers, and the better to the master. This is so even as with regard to the women: where there is something to make them beautiful, a wife is also necessary; whereas the women who are deficient in this respect only are regarded as inferior. Where, however, women are not esteemed good at all, yet a man does not think it necessary to make a wife at all; but, if he does make her, he will give her his free, as though he had a certain right to her. Where, by any one, is a man to have a mistress?

In shocking scenes, ute driver Thomas O'Keefe, 31, pleaded guilty to stealing a dead pig's head from a farm in County Donegal to sell on the black market – before he was caught.

O'Keefe, of Ballymun, County Donegal, admitted to driving with his car upside down as he approached the farm to sell the head on the black market shortly before 8.30am yesterday, September 15.

The head was stolen from the farm, at O'Loughry, in Baledagh, Co Meath County, before being sold in a pub in Meath City to a friend of Mr O'Keefe.

The dead pig was then left across the road where it died.

O'Keefe admitted using forged identification documents and a credit card in order to defraud the company holding the pig's head.

Judge Martin Fitzgerald said that while he did not like selling black market items, he could understand the feeling of being unable to put the offending back out on the market.

But O'Keefe claimed that he would have sold the pig if it had not been stolen from him and his brother.

Mr O'Keefe's brother Sean, 28, pleaded guilty to stealing from the pig's family.

Speaking after the sentencing, O'Keefe said: "I feel sick that I am sitting here

My favorites are definitely the ones that hold a cruel mirror to the fundamental inanity of all human expression.

The name of the new James Bond movie is “'Zero Days “ and it will have a large production run of around 100 days, or roughly 3.4 years. The plot of the movie revolves around 007 infiltrating a global crime syndicate and stealing a precious secret object from a vault. This device will change the course of history. Bond is trying to escape from Russia and he travels all over the world in an attempt to find it. Bond falls in love with one and then is separated from his love. Bond finds his way to London in a special stealth plane that is specially built to be stealthy. And once at London's Royal Arsenal, 007 finds himself in an area controlled by a mysterious organization called Hydra who has captured all the secret weapons and weapons equipment to destroy the world. Bond and an American couple (Paul Giamatti and Sean Young) are hired by Captain Jack Harkness (Michael Pena), Director of Hydra (David Yates) and Major (Tom Hardy). The mission is simple, save the world from Hydra. All of Bond's problems come to a head with one particular guy, James Stewart (Gary Oldman), a spy for Hydra who has stolen a secret project.

'Zero' is the latest instalment of the James Bond series from Ian Fleming's spy agency, 007 Enterprises.

2017: The goat was inaugurated on December 3. No reported attempts to burn the goat were made.[54]

2018: The goat was inaugurated on December 2.[56] An attempted burning of the Natural Science Club's goat occurred on the night of 15 December, resulting in minor damage to its left front leg.[57] The Gävlebocken twitter account recorded two incidents: an unspecified 'harassment' on 7 December[58] and an intrusion into the goat's enclosure on 31 December, from someone claiming to need to use the toilet.[59]

2019: The goat was inaugurated in October. Despite this, there was "some kind of conflict, with the club members getting upset, screaming and yelling", and that "about a hundred people participated in the opening of the garden".[60] On 3 November a group of about 100 people broke a window to enter the goat pen, threw stones and lit an effigy of the goat. In response, a number people shouted abuse; many shouted: "You'll burn us", "you're pigs! Don't you see? You're animals!". Others shouted: "We got a goat".[61]

The name of the new James Bond movie is “The World Is Not Enough.“ The video begins with Bond and Skyler kissing, and Bond exclaims, "And I'm your boyfriend, for crying out loud!"

The entire video is an hour long, because Bond is the only one who gets to kiss Skyler.

You can tell that James Bond is super into his relationship with Skyler, because when a little girl watches the whole thing, she says, "This looks very romantic!" It was also announced that Skyler would actually see the Bond movie when it comes out later this year.

Bond may not be perfect, but he can make an average lady smile with love and humor. Let us know your thoughts below about this amazing story!

In this super-hero movie, the guy can shoot his gun, so he can shoot his way into a fight. I always ask why these guys are so good at shooting. They don't know that they look like idiots. It seems that I'm not the only one who feels that way. They are all over Tumblr, and in the comments section people are complaining that these people should be banned. You know a good movie is bad if it looks like something stupid.
Posted by Lana K. at 11:47 AM

In this '80s screwball comedy, ersatz comic-book detective Harvey Dent leads a team of misfits who investigate crimes involving "magical" objects: stuffed dogs, dolls, musical instruments, and all kinds of other junk. A big deal? You bet. But it takes guts, character development, and some shrewd plotting to pull it off in the manner of David Lynch, the man behind cult hit Twin Peaks and countless other Lynch-like works.

That's right: The film's story does not only take place in a world with dinosaurs and giant frogs and ghosts and wizards, we were treated to a visit from the very first film in the series -- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.

In addition to the characters, urchin Sam Houston and he dogboy Tex, who have been outed by their mutual friend and fellow gang banger Dent, the film also includes a hilarious side-story about a girl who comes from another world, played by Scarlett Johansson. Her parents didn't know they had any daughter until she was about three.

And speaking of gender! This movie is about women and sex! Oh, and yes, they have the coolest, most sexy boobs in the world. You can see one right at the beginning, though, as we see what looks like a girl's boob. So cool.

Sometimes food is not about perfection. That is the case at the hottest new restaurant in New York, where the food is about ersatz perfection.

There will be times when you're not prepared: your face gets greasy; the kitchen isn't a good deal.

But in general, they've gone out of their way to create a place where if you don't want to eat, you'll be expected to try the food anyway. But even though The Good Life's prices are ridiculously good, you're still going to feel bad for wanting to avoid having your food. We just never want that food. It's either worth it, or you don't, or a restaurant in San Francisco would be like a family in Japan. You buy what you want. It's never bad to eat.

"Our philosophy is to get customers' money, and at that price point, it doesn't matter if you like food. What makes you think you have to pay for food for us?" says chef Robert A. Williams, whose family made the New York-inspired, Americano-and-veggie meal menu.

When you're sitting in a tiny bar, in an outdoor restaurant, with nothing better to do, and don't have an excuse to go somewhere else to buy something better?

That's what they try to get back at you on The Good Life

Conversation this morning w/ my 2 year old daughter...

E5: What this?
E3: Notes From Underground by Dostoevsky.
E5: What Dusty-dusty about?
E3: A man who's sad because he can't make any friends.
E5: Him sad in his room?
E3: Yeah, pretty much.
E5: Where him friends?
E3: They went away because he was mean to them.
E5: Him get mad?
E3: Yes, sometimes he gets mad.
E5: (thinks for a moment) Read to me?
E3: ???? But you know, I've heard him say some pretty terrible things to other people....and it's probably because he's a shitty writer.
E5: (picks up the book and starts slowly reading the manuscript) ...but it's also what makes you sad!
E3: That's absolutely true!
E5: And do you feel that way?
E3: Yeah.
E5: Why do you feel that way?"
E3: Cause I don't like any of the books.
E5: What do you mean, what books are bad?
E3: Yes! Like the books about that book that people keep asking me about

ESTRAGON: Nothing to be done.
VLADIMIR: I'm beginning to come around to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying, Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. So there you are again.
ESTRAGON: No. I've done everything I say.
VLADIMIR: Just like my father. You know what I'm saying? That's precisely what I want – no. I want to have a conversation with my father again. And I want to make sure that he's in his room with his wife.
ESTRAGON: How can I do that? I've not seen her since last fall.
VLADIMIR: She might go out with some man today at the zoo. So I'm going to spend some time with her. Don't forget, my son, the mother of my daughter, never speaks without her own permission. And I know that this is impossible for you. But I don't know how to go home yet. For you, this is my last day in prison but with the mother of the child of the one whom I murdered. What can I do for you right now?
ESTRAGON: Please don't bring up the baby's name.

In this Booker prize-winning novel, a man named Edward Everett Wiggin awakes one day to find that his father-in-law is dead and he has the power to move on with his life. After discovering that this power is the result of an experiment performed by a doctor named Lenny Hirschbeck, Wiggin goes on a search to learn more about his father-in-law. But Edward, as he begins walking through the city streets, begins to sense the presence of a ghostly figure. As this mysterious figure, who calls himself the King of the City, is passing by him, Edward finds himself falling in love with this apparition, who turns out to be named Mr. Mott. But is the King really Edward? Or is it something more sinister, in the form of a twisted demon? Written by Anonymous

Yikes, but also awesome.

The best song lyrics in the world are:

I made love to the man

But his blood and semen left my body

They say I don't know why, I just like to make him fall down

I am so sorry but I have to make him laugh and then I will leave it alone

I am so sorry that I made love to you, I only wish my body had grown stronger

I love my body and my love and my heart but also I don't really care

Because I have made love to my own body

I didn't think it was so good to make love to myself, I was like a robot with no brain cells I didn't understand it from the start but I had to leave my body alone, I couldn't really love myself and I couldn't love anyone outside of myself. I just wanted to love myself and I wanted to see my body grow, to grow up with more power and to be stronger than anybody else, to learn everything and I would learn everything.

Then one day

I made love to the person's blood, sweat and tears, then they died

I made love to their soul, then they left my body and I didn't understand why

I thought only the man died.

Now I can see and taste my own flesh

Because I love my body

Police thwarted by goat stuck on roof who ‘only respects one man’

The goat stuck on the roof of an apartment building has been removed but a number of police officers have been injured.

The incident happened on Saturday at 7.22am when a police van was stopped at about 7.35am by four young men wearing goat suits.

During questioning, the officers had learned the four men were looking for a goat.

During this stop, one officer's arm was broken by the goats, and one policeman's neck was injured.

Police believe it wasn't an isolated incident and have asked people to contact them if they witnessed similar incidents.

The police are yet to confirm if it is related to the incident that resulted in the goat being stuck on the roof of apartment block on September 23.

For some reason, the AI understands deadheads:
Reviewer: drewski1972 - favoritefavoritefavorite - May 16, 2019
Subject: Not best Not Fade Away
Winterland 3-18-77, Its the show when the only Allahmbra was played. And the NFA is great especially after the 10 min mark!! If you can find an uncut version. My old tape is not cut, and I wish I could upload it to archive.com. check it out tho.
Subject: UJB - Winterland 3-17-77 Nice recording this is by far the best and the last show with the Uncle John's Band I have known the band well the only reason that its a 5 star as far as I am concerned, so far I have said this many times but I will never get tired of saying it I always listen to the NFA or any other one of the Summerland recordings. It holds up the entire show very well and does not have many sound issues. I was told by a good friend, who was a Winterland junkie said that there was no sound problems with either the NFA or the Weather Report and his friends told him the same thing for them. My friend is a die hard Winterland junkie and loves listening to it but he tells his friends not to post in these forums and to never post links of sound problems. I have had other shows where I was at this point

Things you didn't know about The Wizard of Oz:
1. There was actually a scene in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy is asked to sing out a song by a songbird.
2. The Wizard's song was played for some reason in the song book.
3. The book contained a picture of Dorothy holding a ball. It was actually a real ball. In actuality the bird's body contained a magic feather, which when rubbed on a rock caused the stone to expand.
4. The first film of The Wizard of Oz featured a scene where the Wizard takes the bat that flies away from Dorothy to fly away and hit it on the back of Dorothy's head. Dorothy laughs and says, "The bat just flew away!"
5. Dorothy wears a hat made in a tree.
6. The Wizard doesn't have a penis. Apparently he has two.

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "That's just how it works in Hollywood," only I never actually said ANYTHING stupid, that's Hollywood. It's Hollywood and everything else. It's as simple as that.

It's entries like #6 that make me wonder if people are just making some of these up themselves, but it really does come up with some odd stuff.

xp

It takes thirty tries which result in little more than banal gibberish to dredge up the real gems, I find.

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

Steve Reich: Knock knock
Philip Glass: Who's there?
Steve Reich: nock Knockk
Philip Glass: Who's there?
Steve Reich: ock Knockknock Knockknockknockknockknockknocks Knockkknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknocks
Philip Glass: Who's there?
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Karl: Why does it need to rain?

Kurt Nimmo: I really think it'd be better if we were just a bunch of old guys that worked together

Kurt Nimmo: I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

Karl: You're not on the same list?

Kurt Nimmo: No you're not Karl

Karl: I'm not.

Karl: OK!

Kurt Nimmo: You are not Karl!

Karl: Ok.

Karl: Now you're my friend

Karl: OK.

(first try!)

I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

Kurt Nimmo otm

David Lynch is working on a new film. The director - of Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive fame - said his new film will be about a psychic who can communicate via TV.

While working in Hollywood last November, he approached several British TV producer about creating a new show about supernatural experiences.

'I spoke to lots of people who were working with the industry, who were very helpful and then, when I heard what's happening in Britain, I was amazed for them, because I just watched a documentary,' he said.

'I have heard a lot about it, but it's fascinating that there are so many different shows doing it.

'It's always fascinating to have a psychic, because it's something that you hear about in every school in the US, in every home.

'You know what I mean? Well, when they say - "What do they mean by that? They're talking about the television show, the psychic, she's doing it."

'You see, I really want to get this into a UK movie, so that when we do the documentary, when we're shooting, you'll see a bunch of people who have been with me since I was young.

'I know a lot of people who I am in contact with when this film comes out, and they're really enjoying being

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

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fuck this one killed me

Perfect for obits:

Tom Petty, American rock star beloved by millions for his authentic heartland rock and roll, died Monday, Oct. 2, at the age of 66.

His longtime manager Tony Dimitriades issued a statement Monday evening: Today, our friend-of-a-friend, guitarist/vocalist, and singer Phil Petruzzi died in a car crash at 45 miles per hour in the middle of the morning in Oklahoma. His death was unexpectedly sudden due to heart failure and he was surrounded by thousands of family and friends at his final resting place in Tulsa.

"In addition to being a true pioneer in all things rock'n'roll, Phil was an artist of unbridled creative expression, and a man of many gifts that, in so many ways, will always be treasured. Phil loved music and he loved performing. He inspired such music-making legends as Joe Satriani, David Crosby, Roger Daltrey, Johnny Cash, and so many others as Phil Petruzzi.

"Phil and his wife, Kim and their children are greatly missed. This is truly a moment on all of our hearts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Kim and Phil as they deal with this incredible loss. While his body is still wrapped up in their hospital room, we have some good news to share."

Prince, the songwriter, singer, producer, one-man studio band and consummate showman, died on Thursday at his home, Paisley Park, in Chanhassen, Minn. He was 57.

His publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure, confirmed his death but vernacularly quoted a statement that said he died of a heart attack and that "his passing brings us more joy than any sorrow."

His band, which includes Billy Preston, his former wife of 17 years, and the wife of some of his current family members, became known for big hits, including "Fuzzy Eye" (1964), "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1967) and "Tubal Lengthening Blues" (1970), though it was the group's breakthrough hit, "Hey Joe," that captured the public's attention. Their album, The Greatest Hits of Billy Preston, was released in January 1968 before it was taken down due to legal action by the artist.

“Tubal Lengthening Blues”!!!

In this screwball comedy, ersatz-disco pioneer DJ Kool Moe Dee (Gabe Quayle) is a young DJ who gets into a lot of trouble in his childhood when his father makes him wear a dress that resembles a woman's head to school, which he uses to entertain kids at school. Kool Moe Dee gets in a few fights in high school before his dad takes him to see a psychiatrist. This, combined with Kool Moe Dee's inability to get into shape and his inability to hold down a job, leads to him finding himself living at home. There Kool Moe Dee struggles with a hang gliding problem, which causes him to leave home for a few years and eventually lands a job at a record store where he can afford to live better. He is also involved with a lot of odd friends, like an alien who uses him as a host for her record shop's DJ session. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchis✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧)

If you prompt it with "screwball," it often gives you back something "ersatz." "Raunchy comedy" prompts were getting me a lot of "icky" and sometimes "iced tea."

Wikipedia intros seem to work better than anything else

Insane Clown Posse, often abbreviated as ICP, is an American hip hop duo composed of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2 Dope; Joseph Utsler). Founded in Detroit in 1989, Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore and is known for its elaborate live performances. The duo has earned two platinum and five gold albums. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.[1] The group has established a dedicated following called Juggalos numbering in the "tens of thousands" and have taken part in the largest parade of children known for the "Juggalo Massacre"[2], taking place in front of the Las Vegas Strip, at a time when it was believed that thousands of children had been killed.

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There had been a growing trend of bands who claimed to be "Juggalos" in the past several years starting to release music. In 1998, Insane Clown Posse released the album "Insane Clown Posse: Born Free."[3] The group released the album under the ID Juggalo (which became Juggalomania to a lot of fans). In 1999,

half the time it seems to churn out news reports so i started it off with one:

Made in Chelsea's Spencer Matthews had to hide in a jeweller's shop vault as a moped-riding gang carried out a smash-and-grab.

Spencer, 25, said: "The young gang got drunk and began to walk around the pub while having sex - it seemed as if they were enjoying the ride.

"As far as we knew they were on a motorbike and there didn't seem to be any way out.

"Everyone in the pub took this man out of the pub.

"It went very quickly and police arrived in about 10 minutes.

"They pulled a girl from one of the windows at the back of the shop, but she didn't recognise the man who had come in.

"We couldn't get up the stairs because they were shouting on him."

I've tried it with politics but it keeps on being too sensible:

Signs of disagreement have emerged between France and Germany as EU leaders meet following elections that shifted the balance in parliament.

After Hollande's rejection against Merkel's idea of forming a new bloc under the EU's own rules, the French PM was expected to try to steer the negotiations toward an agreement. Merkel is more likely to keep France in the fold under a compromise position that does not include a strong French role in its own institutions, particularly in the fight against terrorism.

'He's a real pro-German': Francois Hollande's critics

The French President was expected to ask German chancellor Angela Merkel to take over from Germany as Europe's chief security and defence bloc after years of a deadlocked European Council on Wednesday, the EU's top official said, but no deal could be reached because Macron does not want to take up Germany's role.

Merkel could be forgiven for not believing that France, which has traditionally been more liberal, would change its position on the idea in such a fashion.

"I'm no different from any other French government that is worried that there is a risk that someone is going to lose their job in a matter of days," Merkel told a cabinet meeting held after an emergency session. "I am also deeply concerned... by the fact that we see only one more step.

"France's position remains firm and clear in the face of a new

This went somewhere unexpected:

MacKenzie Bezos, the ex-wife of Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, has promised to give half her fortune to charity.

Bezos will split her fortune with her two children, ages 16 and 17, who are from an unrelated relationship.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

According to the New York Times, which first reported the news, the gift includes $75m if donated from the Bezos family trust.

Bezos will also give part of the money - with $10m of her own inheritance - to the United Way.

She will give a further $10m to a social welfare organisation, and the remaining $10m to the Red Cross.

Amazon has long been known for its generous charitable giving.

In 2005, it had committed $35m in gift to charitable causes from its UK warehouse network within a three-month period in 2007 (pictured: the US distribution centre in Amazon's hometown of Seattle), to fund the first UK "Amazon Warehouse Day".

Amazon has also been the inspiration for several songs by the American band Blink-182, including "Selling Love", which describes the "Amazon Dream", in which the eponymous super-computing warehouse in Seattle provides cheap, high-speed data across Amazon's "tens of thousands

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been offended, and to those who may have felt disrespected," said the official, who did not want to be named. He did not elaborate on how the apology had changed.

The news media were quick to pander to the liberal audience and to accuse the president of bigotry.

At the liberal group Young America's Foundation, a group devoted to educating conservative millennials about conservatism, The Wall Street Journal's Steve Horowitz offered a "silly suggestion" that Trump be given a "big fat stack of cookies."

"Do you have a tip for Mr. President?" Horowitz asked in an interview. "It'd be good to add cookies to the top row of your stack." Horowitz proceeded to make the suggestion — even though all he needed were 10 cookies for the president to be delivered.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

I went crazy feeding bits back into each other to make a story and then they needed a home: https://robolit.home.blog/2019/05/28/whats-to-eat/

It's so easy to lose 45 minutes clicking the same button with this thing.

Ooh, good work tt.

The one about James Bond and Skyler...

And thanks, emil.y! If anyone has any long ‘story-type’ ones, send them via the contact page if you want and I’ll post them.

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey, and today I want to say that they are not monkeys. They are not my kin. So I want to take a moment to try and explain that, but I won't try to prove it.

Here is someone who is a gorilla, and here is a chimpanzee, and here is a human, and so forth. And so why does this chimpanzee need me? What is his value to me? How do we know?

I want to give this question a second try.

"Let me try it again, with a chimpanzee. I will ask this chimpanzee: How do you know that I am my kin? Do you see that? Do you still remember that you were a monkey? And if he tells you, he is not talking about some kind of human and some good idea about what he is like. I, that I am a monkey, and this is how good you are, or how good he is, or how good you can and will be, have to say what is important. Do you see it, monkey? Does he see, this is an absolute truth.

How? He will tell you: "I see the fact that you have evolved. I see all that." And this is because if I did not recognize myself as a human, I could have forgotten every bit of

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

MELISSA BLOCK, HOST:

That's a nice look. This little baby was born in a hospital bed with no mouth. And now, it looks like it could get a bit more than that. New technology lets doctors use electrodes to stimulate your penis to relieve some of the discomfort. Peter Hirsch of the American Academy of Pediatrics says this could lead to things like less fist-pumping or maybe even better penis shape. Reporter: This could also be a way to get people to pee more. It was just discovered in China, where men are using this technology to help them grow bigger. But some worry that it could lead to an explosion of penis growth among children. NPR's Linda DeJong joined us today from Hong Kong to talk more. LINDSAY DEJAONG, BYLINE: What about using this to get guys to pee more? You know, why would we have a penis with these electrodes? And then we're talking about babies that the parents don't know they've had. What happens when you use those little ones with electrodes? PHILIP: Well, they're doing a lot of stretching. And that's what I mean when I say they're stretching, and those are things that we've talked about, but the way you stretch it, you want it to

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First I'll tell you about the robbery my parents committed. Then about the murders, which happened later. I'll tell you about some of the people who weren't involved, too, if someone who knew them feels comfortable talking to you." She hesitated, her face pale but she didn't deny it. "All right, you'll do," she said, looking back at me carefully, and I nodded. I glanced across the table and saw that there were more men watching and I could see that they were paying attention to me. "You can't get out of here," Shanna said, but there was a hint of embarrassment. "This is my daughter, I told you," I said. "I didn't tell you. Is she really?" I didn't want to ask about my mother's mother. Shanna had always been suspicious of people who were her age. When she turned 18 she discovered that her mother had been in jail, and when she asked her if she was a nurse I took her story at face value. She was pretty. I was told that she had been a child soldier in her mother's platoon. Shanna didn't have to do anything when she was an adolescent, and now, because of her mother's problems, that had become harder than ever. I felt bad

I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an Uptown A Train...I remember, I remember...and then another train pulls up at 10 and I know I'm doing something right. I know the train is a train, I know...it's the 1st train up...and then I see the train car door and I start running, and the next train has to be the 6th. And the next train... I get back to the same place again and the next train has to be the 7th. And then the 2nd train... It's the 8th. And the last train, it's the 11th... I hear the siren and the door starts opening wide and the last train... I see that it's almost full... And the last train. But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...and I feel all these things, I know all these things, I have all these... And I just can't remember...I'm not sure what, I know I'm not alone...I don't know if I've found some kind of...I don't

how can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening? Do you realise that some people have such a profound love/hate relationship with the body that they would have no qualms whatsoever with taking things to extreme lengths just to protect their skin and flesh? The only thing to fear from extreme sexuality is an extreme hatred for you.

And for those who believe that humans have evolved to live an extremely short life, I would encourage you to consider this observation: when you are dying, humans tend to enjoy and prolong life. The very first animals, when they lived alongside men and, later on, women, lived longer than they do today.

This is not to say that our ancestors didn't enjoy sexual experience as in the famous Roman poem "Io et Iesus" - 'I'm the one for you' 'I'm the child for you' you all think they are. As we all know, this poem was also known as the 'Prologue' of Genesis. So for humans, our sexuality was an extension of our life, a reward for working hard in life.
While the Greeks, Egyptians, and Romans considered sex to be a major and necessary means of life, modern humans are often seen as degenerating beings for having a high level of non-sexual, sexless sexuality.

But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...

am I the only one who got the creepy feeling this is akin to a "help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!" message

i get that a lot from these

where the fuck did it get Reece Witherspoon from?????

At the end of Game of Thrones, Joffrey (Joffrey Baratheon) is shown to be a king, but he is a poor ruler. His actions cause the deaths of his nephews Rorrik (Reese Witherspoon), Rhaegar (Jon Snow), and Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner). Even though he is still alive during Season 4, he is not seen again in Theon's visions. In another episode of Game of Thrones, it is shown that Jon Snow is an alcoholic, but when he wakes up he finds his sister Jonaina (Sophie Turner) still alive in Braavos. Finally, in the seventh season finale, Tyrion Lannister (Jon Snow) is shown to have become a king, but it can be seen that he remains poor and powerless. His father Varys (Peter Dinklage) and his friend Loras Sanderson are also featured in his visions.

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM

Yes, I know that's no laughing matter, but...when you go out and buy a new car, do you buy cheap gas, or expensive car fuel? Gas is cheap, but car fuel is expensive. One can only hope that their parents don't have the financial means to fill these vehicles with gasoline; I imagine they would have little choice but to buy cheap car fuel.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 11:21 AM

The only problem I have with "gas" being cheaper is the fact that the car I'm talking about is a car -- my car! (Yes, a car with all the bells and whistles, including the windows open and an engine of some kind.) As for "expensive car fuel" I don't mind spending my time fixing the car with paint, wheels, etc. but I

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my husband. It came fast and arrived completely unpacked, and when we opened it, it didn't smell like fresh meat at all. It's so dark and thick and has that taste of a fish but...not fish. We were able to eat it as we always have, but it was lacking flavor...never the faintest hint of fish in it, and the flavor was not very interesting. For this price, we have to say its very good.

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my daughter because it works great. I am going to purchase more for my other dogs. I was nervous to spend too much but it worked! Thank you for creating this product.

Rated 2 out of 5 by Kiki from Love this!
I bought this a few days ago and it has done as stated it is water resistant. Not that that is important since water is not as good as it used to be in this world! I can't stand to think about leaving my pups on my lap for days, or getting them dirty and not wash them at all. But for any size dog it is great, even larger size dogs like mine! Also it is big enough for all my dog's different needs but not enough for me!

Rated 1 out of 5 by Anonymous from Bad Product
It does not seal to the bottom or the handle of the dog.

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn, I said
Pictures a damn, I added
I walked to them in the morning
I made them promise they won't get me as any more
They kept trying but they couldn't, and they kept making excuses
Pictures a damn, I added
I stood there with my head in my pillow crying 'It's true' and I'm like 'you can't do that, you fucking liar"
Picture me being the most fucking retarded fucking idiot
I was the same age as them, I had like three years of schooling in college
I didn't know any better
Picture me having to fight for my parents.
I was born around that time, and they just told me that I wasn't a kid anymore, what an idiot I'd gone to bed by
I'm still pissed at them
As I get older, I want to be like them, but I'm not able to be like that
As I go through life with them it's just like I was before
I see photos like this
'Look at the way he's looking'
'You got a big dick'
'Let's go and have sex then'
'

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

my pussy was a new toy for my shlong that i've never seen before. my wife's cock was a little different though. she told me about a new cock she had been using, and how she was getting better at swallowing. a year or so ago, when she started her first one, a few months ago, her cock was 7.5 in. this morning when we were doing her oral. and she still had some pee for the first time. it was only 8 minutes after getting up from bed that her cock went past

Meet your maker you sorry son of a bitch.

To my friends the boys you may have encountered around this office: I hope your day of reckoning is coming soon enough so you will have been rewarded with the most delicious cupcakes you have ever tasted! It feels so good to get you out of your own shadow; I hope you enjoy your cupcakes from now on your father doesn't know my name yet, I want him to think I only call my mother when she is hungry.

Hugs you all, and keep up the good work. I know I do

Cheers to all of you out there, I'm not even halfway through my letter of encouragement and it's nearly finished! All the work it has took for this letter to be written is still here, thank you for the faith the first time.

I'm really starting to enjoy this writing project. I think I may have gotten away with the whole story without telling you but I do have one interesting thing to talk about today about one of my favorite books of all time.

I have read this book all the way thru (in my opinion!) and it is one of the saddest books I have read. I find something I really like about it, I think there is also something I don't like, but I do not know what. I don't think I'll ever know,

kudos, DJP

Snow-Balls have flown their Arcs, starr'd the Sides of Outbuildings, as of Cousins, carried Hats away into the brisk Wind off Delaware,-- the Sleds are brought in and their Runners carefully dried and greased, shoes deposited in the back Hall, a stocking'd-foot Descent made upon the great Kitchen, in a purposeful Dither since Morning, punctuated by the ringing Lids of Boilers and Stewing-Pots, fragrant with Pie-Spices, peel'd Fruits, Suet, heated Sugar,-- the Children, having all upon the Fly, among rhythmic slaps of Batter and Spoon, coax'd and stolen what they might, proceed, as upon each afternoon all this snowy December, to a comfortable Room at the rear of the House, years since given over to their carefree Assaults. But the Day was come when in their quiet Respite, amidst the Music of their Choirs, they went from Off the Kitchen Stairs, and hurried under the Scrimps of the Roof, to the Court-Room, in which I had left them, with my Pupils, upon this last Voyage,--and then--and for ever there came my Tears for my Children, till I felt them weep, when--the Moon shone with a brilliant Splendor and Moon-light.

just 800 pages to go :)

I keep feeding it "Thank you, and have a wonderful day!" and it usually won't add anything but occasionally it will add a signed name, e.g. "-Dirk" or "-Peb"

I had it add "-Pablo Picasso" after some nonsense, a hopeful sign that can only ultimately lead to it adding "-Bob Marley".

1. Girls and Boys
2. Tracy Jacks
3. End of a Century
4. Parklife
5. Bank iced tea
6. The Last of The Oldies
7. Follies iced tea
8. Bitterly Fortunate
9. I don't want to be this
10. There was that one
11. The End of a Year
(This song from the album that the original song from the band was also recorded on.)
11. I've Had It With The Bands
(A parody version of an early album cover.)

Top 10 Bob Marley quotes:

1. Bob Marley – "There are three kinds of people in this world - the ones who think they're above others, the ones who think they're special, and those who are actually ordinary." [2][3]

2. James Brown – You Don't Know Jack (1968)

3. The Rolling Stones – "Don't Get Fooled by the Girl"

4. Bob Marley – "I have no friends. I haven't any friends. I'm no one. I'm your man." [5]

5. The Beatles – "I'm not giving up - the only thing that's left for me, the only thing left for me, is God." [6]

6. Bob Marley – "I see all these people who have come before me and I'm just like them. I was born that way. I was created that way" [8]

7. Jimi Hendrix – "In the end, the only person who cares is himself and nothing else" [9]

8. The Rolling Stones – "You Can't Always Get What You Want, But Maybe You Can Don't Always Get What You Want, Because God Is Always Helping You With All Your Problems" [10]

9. Bob Marley – "I

A script I'm writing for work:

MVO: Mmmm! Fish and Chips for lunch?
FVO (excited): Fish and Chips for lunch!!!
SFX: *SIZZLING FISH AND CHIPS, sound of it being wrapped in paper*
MAnno(Loud, over the top, exaggerated): Aw BABY! You KNOW it's fish and chips for lunch!
FVO (giggling): It is for lunch! And that's what makes it so good! Now go grab some more fish, and then you'll never have to leave!
SFX: *SIZZLING FISH AND CHIPS, sound of it being wrapped in paper*
*FVO SHOOKLY GRUNTLY GRUNTS FOREVER*
The film ends.
The End
The title text was a reference to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, where the title of a book is "The Hitchhikers Guide to Australia" written by Douglas Adams. In the opening scene, we see a group of Australian people on a walk in Melbourne. In the closing scene, we see a group of people looking down at a beach on Fiji. They end up in one of the same cities, looking down at a much smaller area of the same country called "Achari".
I would like to thank the lovely Megan Gannon for drawing the illustration.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. I have been going barefoot in Africa forever and have never worn shoes. My parents were wearing shoes at any point during my childhood, and I would never go barefoot.

Crazy price : $2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It doesn't do much.

$2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It doesn't do much. A good pair of shoes will get you to Africa in the next 2-3 years: These shoes are worth the price of admission alone (see photo at right). They are not as comfortable as running shoes but they can keep you from dying from the sun.

$2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It does little.

$2,400 (I have it in stock in this photo). Very soft. The foot rubs away easily on the grass.

$2,250 (I have it in stock in this photo). Very thin, with little cushion at the bottom. The bottom is the only point where the shoe touches the ground. It's also very fragile, and it breaks easily. I would rather wear these shoes out of the door the next time.

$2,200 (I has it in stock in this photo). Not bad at all. I love my shoes

It’s realy sad, he was a guitarist iz a real talent. But nowadays when I hear people talking about the band, I think it iz really sad. †The band got a lot better in the past, they got better with age. But now they are in terrible shape. It's very sad. It iz sad for me and for them too, because these guys were one of my friends at the time, and I have nothing against them, but they should move on. I am not too happy with this group anymore. It iz sad and I am sorry † But I always felt that they did this for me and my love. ‡I believe in the truth but it is more depressing. †But because of the bad mood, it iz the same for everyone who heard us. This time, we got a lot more support. The group has really been a huge influence on my heart and my mind. But now with my friend's death, it makes me sad because it was my friend. Then they should move on. The people who know this kind of stuff should stop talking about us, because we did not do this on purpose and we can't be that much of a joke for no reason. And I don't blame them at all †. †I believe it would be really nice if it is done properly

RIP big man heaven needed a pep talk. Then it got more serious. Then it got, like, real serious.

I didn't know how to start my first talk, at first. The first two minutes were spent reading from the script. It's funny, how they just give you the script and then you walk around the hall, just doing the talking, while the actor tries to speak. It's funny, too. It's almost like a performance, you know? You're kind of, like, not really looking at the script, but I always wanted to be a musician, too. And I'm in the room talking so fast, I don't even remember the words.

But then you can start giving them to people; it's not really like they're saying what they say on stage, you know? And eventually, it went from being a performance, to what I had really wanted to do: to sing songs on stage.

I know they didn't have a microphone, but did you ever get to sing in the audience?

No, I wouldn't really sing in any room where I live in Los Angeles. People ask me, "What's your favorite song?" I just sing that line, "Aunt Toni, where's my car," "That's so hot, sweet baby baby."

Did the songs make you really

I can’t wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.

In other news from the world of pop culture: we had a major update for you on our Twitter feed yesterday! @WiredUK has announced that our second season of the Geek Squad is now available on TV – in audio. We've got a trailer – click here for a preview, and a clip for our first ever podcast – click here for episode one! For a look behind the scenes at the world of the Geek Squad, check out our interviews with Peter Hitchens (Futurama), Tim Lott (The Sopranos), Chris Claremont (Doctor Who), Brian Cox (The Simpsons), Tom Derenick (Game of Thrones), Nick Riganas (Breaking Bad) and Nick Frost (Fargo, The Simpsons).

And if you're wondering exactly who Matt's the Geek Squad is, he uses the same last name as Doctor Who, to save some space in his schedule because we've also joined the ranks of Comic Relief! So, what is it, exactly. Well, it's a group of people who like books, movies, science, literature and music, who spend their time researching them and listening to their podcasts.

You'll find Matt as the head geek, but even he is aware of how little you know about Doctor Who. He doesn't want

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
J0rdan S.
ailsa
El Tomboto
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
HI DERE
That one guy that hit it and quit it
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Dom Passantino
Hurting 2
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It really grabs onto 'Raggett' for some reason.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
J0rdan S.
ailsa
El Tomboto
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
HI DERE
That one guy that hit it and quit it
jhøshea
Dom Passantino
Hurting 2
gr8080
max
Ned Raggett
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How is babby formed?

A babby-in-a-bottle occurs when two or more persons (a mother and a baby) come together and become one. This is an excellent way to ensure your baby starts with at least three toes (the "nub") while it waits for its food to come from inside his or her breast. A common form of babby is when a mother gives their baby the bottle for the first time, when it has never been held by a child before. You must know that the baby can only eat a spoon for an amount of time equal to their mother's milk supply, so if your baby is unable to eat a spoon, there's something wrong with the food in the bottle. Sometimes a person will try to use your baby to make a snack (or drink) while they are in the bottle. Babies born prematurely usually do not know how to make food but do understand that when a spoon is inserted into their mouth to eat, they will make a bite. A bottle feeder is a safe and appropriate way to encourage the baby's digestive system to create food while the woman is feeding him or her the milk.

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino, and others, was acquitted in 2006. And, yes, I'm aware the death penalty is "a tool" like guns or bullets, or drugs; yes, even death is a tool. It's just that in the face of horrific evidence of systemic abuse, the way it has been administered has left all other options with an impossibly hard to quantify "okay."

xp BABBY IN A BOTTLE!

In my workplace, there's a sign over a station that reads "Problem Man." It was a big, colorful thing that said:
Problem man. Not an adjective, but a noun. It was the thing for people who had been stuck in crunch all morning and had to sit down to eat. The sign had a simple solution: "Eat more coffee. No, really. We have to start crunching." It really said "Eat more coffee." But, this was a long, long time ago...
The sign, in fact, was created as a "firing offense.'' I don't know how they were paid for it, and it's a question I don't want to ask. But, it certainly was a very important thing, particularly for me. I have a lot of friends who had to do my job - many of whom were overweight - as firefighters here. People would hang off buildings with their heads held up to the sky. When they had to sit down during the meal time, their heads would pop off, just by the way; and that's something I've experienced with others who have been stuck on the job.

Is this how Clickhole write their article?

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(i'll squeal said she
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it's fun said she

(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she

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(i can touch said she

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how much (how much did i touch

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(i can touch so

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uhhhhhhhh

(oh yeah) said she

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this is so much(yes)

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(how does it feel) said he

(feel) how does it feel

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Mr Blobby is a character featured on Noel Edmonds' Saturday night variety BBC television show Noel's House Party, portrayed by Barry Killerby, and was the brainchild of British comedy writer Charlie Adams, a writer for the show. A bulbous pink figure covered with yellow spots, he has a permanent toothy grin and jiggling eyes. Mr Blobby communicates only by saying the word "blobby" in an electronically altered voice, expressing his moods through tone of voice and repetition. He topped the UK Singles Chart with the 1993 Christmas release "Mr Blobby". Mr Blobby eventually evolved from a comedy gimmick into a full character, and was eventually made into an animated series during the '80s, which ran from 1984 to 1986. He also starred in the BBC's The Blobby Show, which ran from 1984 to 1992. The name Blobby originated from Arthur Conan Doyle's story "The Mystery of the Alchemist". [4] The first film Blobby appeared in was the 1988 comedy "The Blobby Gang." [5] The character was popularised by comedian Steve Coogan as a gag of the 1970s television sitcom One Tree Hill. [6] One of the greatest challenges Blobby faced was a severe case of depression, which finally got the better of him in 2009 when his partner and friend, Simon Coyle , broke their engagement.

Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | BOSS: Big Pincher | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | HP: 500 | A lone, massive giant monster who carries itself in a | | Strength: 30 | very intimidating and scary manner. There are three forms of | | Defense: 30 | it's a pretty common enemy on this map and it can also use a | | Skill: Lightning Attack (C) which can be quite deadly. | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Drops: Elixir, Gysahl Greens, Elixir Ring (100%), Water Shard | | Weak against: Fire | | Absorb items: Magic Drop, Phoenix Down, Elixir, Power Bracelet | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Attacks: {Bite} Physical Attack Formula: Physical | | -------- Physical Attack Formula: Physical | | Explosion: Physical Physical | | Fire Elemental Damage: X X Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP | | Fire Elemental Damage: X X Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP, X X Physical | | Poison Gas: Physical x3 Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP, Confuses target for | | 1s, Poison effects for 5s when taken, Stuns target for 3s | | Weak against: Lightning | |---------------------o-------------o-----------------------o

In this quirky romantic comedy, we meet an unusual but lovable family — the Joes — who struggle with being a working-class family and their everyday lives with their newly adopted daughters. Their daughter, Rachel, struggles with eating her own feces after her mother dies — she wants to be a writer but her mother's illness is just chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. And when the Joes are forced to move to a new housing project in a town just outside of town and they find out that the local library is only open on weekdays, Rachel finds herself wondering what hours of the day the public library really works.

Episode I, THE PHANTOM MENACE 
Episode II, ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Episode III, REVENGE OF THE SITH
Episode IV, A NEW HOPE
Episode V, LEGACY OF THE SPYERS 
Episode VI, A NEW ORDER   Episode VII, THE UNFOLDERS 
Episode VIII, THE SHADOW OF THE SPIRITS
Episode IX, RETURN OF THE BASTARDS
Episode X, THE SPIRITUAL AGE   Episode XI, THE CHALLENGE OF JEFFERY BOND (PART I)
Episode XII, THE CHALLENGE OF JEFFERY BOND (PART II)
Episode XIII, LABORATORY DAYLIGHT  Episode XIV, THE CELESTIAL COW  Episode XV, A RING OF THE JESUS
Episode XVI, THE FINAL CHALLENGE: " THE END "  Episode XVII, LAST DAYS  Episode XVIII, DEATHWATCH
Episode XIX, THE LAST DAYS 2 (1)    Episode XX, THE LAST DAYS 3 (2)    Episode XXI, THE LAST DAYS 4 (3)    Episode XXII, THE LAST DAYS 5 (4)    Episode XXIII, THE LAST DAYS 6 (5)    Episode XXIV, THE

ok the last two are all-time

Now, children, you must listen close. For the Magical Train did not call at ordinary, boring stations like Waterloo, Euston or Edinburgh Waverley. The Magical Train called at Magical Stations like Havenwick, Moseley, Edinburgh Tarts Bar and Royal Albert Hall where there was no crowd. The Magical Train had arrived just in time to receive the announcement of the start of the Second World War when all its passengers had left for their respective towns for a great cause. It would soon follow that the Magical Train was in possession of more then 150 beautiful and elegant cars with beautiful names like 'The Golden Girl', 'Baroness of Wales' and 'King Albert'. It was not just the cars that were magnificent it was also the horses and a stunning display of gold and silver. The passengers walked about and enjoyed themselves as there was even a small parade going by outside. The crowd of onlookers was awe-struck at the beautiful cars and horses being displayed in front of them. It was as if these cars and horses were on display inside the magical Train. In fact, they were on display in a small town called Edinburgh. The beautiful Royal Albert Hall was built in 1894-1955. Originally named the 'Great Hall', it stood at the front of the Train, on top of the platform. It was originally a hotel and carriage for

omfg the Star Wars one

Can we just skip ahead to THE CELESTIAL COW?

Part 1: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Part 2: The Two Towers
Part 3: The Return Of The King
Part 4: The Battle Of the Five Armies II
Part 5: The Seven Wars And The Return Of King Beren
Part 6: The Long Road Home
Part 7: The Fellowship And The War of the Five Kings
Part 8: The Two Towers
Part 9: Return of the King
Part 10: The Battle of the Five Armies III
Part 11: The Return Of Jorg
Part 12: The Mines of Moria
Part 13: The Siege Of Gondsor
Part 14: The Siege Of Angmar
Part 15: The Battle Of the Pelennor Fields
Part 16: The Battle Of the Pelennor Fields II
Part 17: The Siege of Beren

Parts 1 to 16 are the only times that we see this film set in Middle Earth. In particular, this film set in The Lord Of The Rings, part two of The Hobbit, and then in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – the film set in Middle Earth following Fellowship of the Ring.

In Part 1, Frodo and Sam are walking in the woods in northern Middle Earth. Frodo stops after they come to a small clearing and asks the ghost of Aragorn what happened in the past. He is suddenly grabbed by Gollum and

the Rebel Rebel fleet

STAR WARS
Episode XIV
THE CELESTIAL COW

SPOILER: This chapter contains information about future events or implied storyline details.

PRETTY DUMMY and JEAN-PIERRE, two of Star Wars' most popular and iconic characters, joined the Empire on the Death Star.

In the very last two scenes of the novel's prequel trilogy, the Celestials were revealed to be a race of humanoid beings of considerable size who had been transported through time to the Cymoon system, where they were part of the Empire's new Star Destroyer, the Xantillian.

In the final battle with the Rebel Rebel fleet, the Cylestics were destroyed by stormtroopers, only to be reborn as the newly created beings known as the Xantillians.

I am cracking up that not even Transformer wants to go anywhere near the phrase "grocery groin"

I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.

In Japanese. I mean, Chrono Trigger is the "Duke Nukem Game." It had just enough to satisfy me, and a certain degree of depth and replayability. And after about five hours, I finally finished this game I wanted to know everything there was to know about this incredible series.

I'm also extremely bored of the rest of YouTube. You don't see YouTube videos like, "Aaaaaaaannnnnnn!" or "I just played Chrono Trigger." It seems YouTube is just not my thing, to be honest.

I'll be honest; if I could have gone back in time to see if a few more of the characters were male, I feel the whole premise of Chrono Trigger would have worked out far more than what it ended up being.

A video posted by Chris (@christopherhaynes) on Apr 25, 2016 at 2:29pm PDT

It's just like playing old Video Game Boy or Nintendo Entertainment System games from the '80s. You get bored. You get bored…and then you move to something else.

This, in itself, doesn't make me mad at YouTube's decision to cut out the male characters completely – or their creators. Just like it's never been okay to go back in time and play

Please Please Me
With the Beatles
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles for Sale
Help!
Rubber Soul
Revolver
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles [The White Album]
Yellow Submarine
Abbey Road
Let It Be
The White Album [The Essential Lips Version]
The Beatles [In The Lonely Hour]
The Beatles vs. the Rolling Stones [Revolution]
In The Lonely Hour [Revolution]
Penny Lane
Abbey Road
BeatLES

Are You Experienced?
Axis: Bold As Love
Electric Ladyland
Band of Gypsies
Blue Cheeky Grass
Chocolate and Coffee
Crimson Sun
Death, Inc.
Darkside of the Heart
Dirty Bird
Dixie's Gone Country
Easy
Erased
Era of Suffering
Family of Cups
Folk Folk
Glow, Glow, Glow
Gulls And Whale
Hippie Girl
Holy Family of Gods (The Lost Children)
Holy Bible, Holy Book
Homosexuals In Heaven
I Can Feel It In My Heart
Is The Road Going In The Wrong Way?
Jam, Jamboree, Jam
La-Z-Boy
Madonna/Prince & the Revolution
Man With A Plan
Man I Am Not A Robot
Manhattan Cowboy
Mercury Kills
Mountain of Love
Nonesuch (Hank Williams)
On The Road - Part 1 of 2
Our Little Red Hen
Outlaws Of The South (The Lost Child)
Penny Lane
Perfect Day
Private Fights
Primrose Hill (The Lost Child)
Rainy Day Women - Part 1 of 4 (original album)
Rainy Day Women - Part 2 of 4 (album)
Rainy Day Women - Part 3 of 4 (album)
Rud

In ltaly, '48, we stole the elections. France '49, we broke the strikes. Overthrew Quirino in the Philippines, Arbenz in Guatemala, Mossadegh in Iran. We were in Vietnam in '54; Indonesia, '58; Tibet, '59. Got the Dalai Lama out. We were good. Very good.

Then we got into the Cuban thing. Not so good. We came over there in '55. We've been through this thing eight years. We've failed. If we ever get out of this thing, we 'll lose a whole country.

What can I say? We've been in trouble twice. We've been in trouble four times. But the thing's over. We 'll get out of it. And we won't need any more of America's money.

And if we got out of this thing, they'd lose one of our two major allies in the world.

MR. BLAIR: Let's try to keep this going for a minute. I have to interrupt. We go back to the issue of a trade deal with China. We talked about it a little bit earlier. They've said they'll pay a little bit back. What would you say to them?

VICE PRES. CHENEY: I'll tell you what I'll do.

lol

Top Arnold Schwarzenegger movie performances:

“Terminator” (1984): Arnold plays an unstoppable killing machine sent back in time to stop mankind’s savior.

“Mission Impossible” (2007): Arnold plays a man who travels back in time, takes over the world, and fights for mankind in the name of justice!

“A Clockwork Orange ” (1971): Arnold is a young psychopath, who is sent forward in time by his father to kill people for his family because he can't trust them.

“The Matrix (1999): Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Matrix. He's not going to stop killing and he's going to come back again in another life. He's an evil, super-human cyborg, who's going to come back in time and stop humanity, too.

​“Fahrenheit 9/11” (1991): Arnold shoots the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, New York State. In his previous life, he saved people. In his future life, he was sent back in time to kill people.

​“L.A. Confidential” (1983): Arnold becomes a FBI agent in this thriller about the most unlikely hero in American history: a loner who uses his wits and intelligence to go undercover in his mother's house.

lmao

haha

Boom shake shake shake the room

Rocks on the rocks

They call that 'the best album ever'?

(Chorus)

They call that 'the best album ever'?

(Chorus)

They call that 'the best album ever'?

(Chorus)

They call that "the album it was meant to be."

(Chorus)

It's a new era, baby, we're playing for your love

And we can't make you feel so alone anymore

That's why you gotta dance up till sunrise, baby

And we'll start dancing up to nightfall

And you need to listen, we'll tell the future

It's 'til they can see you in the mirror

This whole day won't stop, we're out here to make sense, to keep you safe

(Chorus)

They call that 'the best album ever'?

They call that "the album it was meant to be."

[Verse 4: The Ragged Edge of Love]

It's the best album ever

They call that "the best album ever"

And that's why they call it "the best album ever."

[Verse 4: The Last Goodbye]

Baby, you want

Here she explains how to make her signature drink, the "caviar milk", an overpriced, but extremely tasty and refreshing Mexican drink that's been around for centuries. If you love to snack like a child then look no further,

To make your own, start by drinking the water in your sink or tap. Stir well and leave to sit for an extra 20 minutes or until thick, almost like thin milk. (You'll have to taste to be sure, just be careful not to burn your tongue.) Put the cheesecloth over the milk and let sit over night, or until the cheesecloth is soft again. Cut into 4 wedges. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.

And then she starts talking about what happens when you get fat.Some people say that it really does make you feel like life is perfect. I say that's just me!

Ginberry Sniffed: How to Make Gin Berry Scented Cocktails

What makes my gin berry scotch so special? Sip, sip, sip, sip. It's so simple but so delicious, so refreshing (and so refreshing). Now it's time to drink it.

Let's move onto the recipe itself. I started thinking about who among my friends has the recipe I had mentioned earlier. And then I realized. You. Do. Not. Do. This. This isn't the Ginberry recipe. The Pépé Gignoni tastes just like an old favorite gin. One of my favorite cocktails, though, is the "Lesbian Sour," which has the famous sourness of Pépé Gignoni plus citron, lime, and fresh lime juice.

The secret is to use a cocktail-making method called "mulato-mixing," as that is just one piece of the cocktail mixing puzzle. I am so glad I learned this skill a few years ago. You can learn more about mulato-mixing from this page from Barter Magazine.

Here are six easy cocktails you can drink in less than twenty minutes:

Stilt-Rope is a cocktail created by a few friends who used a cocktail sparge to mix vodka and grenadine. Stilt-Rope was invented and created by two guys in the kitchen, Chris & Timmy Roper, who are both straight, and Andrew L. White, a professional bartender and wine writer who went to a night club a lot with their friends

The Secret to Sturdy Suntan S'mores -

Guys I hope you're ready for this next one because it is UNCANNY.

ARE YOU READY?

Despite the constant negative press covfefe, which is the most important shit of all, the man loves talking about himself and is constantly asking everyone for advice. He is the kind of person who makes you laugh at everything he says, then gets a laugh from someone you didn't even know and asks me to join in on it. He is the type of person I look up to when I play video games. He is the guy who is always asking people "What do I need to do to improve my life?" It makes me want to do my best. He is the man that you want to know how to follow because I don't know anyone else that will explain it. His advice is the best. In short, he is like the smartest guy on the planet. My only regret is that I will never have the opportunity to meet him.

The man wants me to play the role of a player. He said if it weren't for the amount of praise he receives, there's no need for me to play other people (other than myself), and since he doesn't care for anything other than his own ego, he'll be happy with my choices just as much as anyone else. It makes sense why he'd want me. I don't think I've ever played a game he enjoyed, but I imagine he likes being someone he can play with. I think this also

I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. But something clicked in me, an instinctive desire that this would all just happen.

All of this was to get me.

This was all an extension of my initial reaction to the idea of starting a new band in earnest. I've become involved in bands before, but the reason why they didn't work out, like many other newbies , was because they weren't doing something new (in addition to being shit bands and doing shitty music I guess). If they weren't putting out something new, then nothing would have happened. To do something exciting from nowhere is the equivalent of putting out a song that sounds like The Go-Go's latest release, but isn't anything, and it's incredibly unlikely to work out. This is my hope. With the exception of the initial thought, this will get the hell to happen; as soon as possible. This is going to happen because this moment in particular has me completely stumped.

I already knew I wanted to be a musician. I already knew I was drawn to metal. In fact, I knew that I was drawing music and having fun from a

A few of the easter eggs we discovered:

– The first "The Sims" game came out way back in 1998 and was released on the NES with a rather unique cover art with the word "HANDLEBIRD" embroidered in neon-pink on the front. This wasn't shown in gameplay until much later, but we've heard a rumor that it actually is the "DICE" logo on the NES controller that was used.

- "The Curse of the Cat", a game of cat-and-mouse between a woman with a bad back and a woman with a bad foot, was actually the codename for the story that was told in 1838 of Cinderella, one of the few stories that wasn't banned during Prohibition.

- A painting that looked like one "of all time" was found in the closet by an elderly girl (no further details were given, but I am convinced you won't want to miss them either).

- A dead baby whale, and an egg hat! (A whale can't die!) a boat on a dock, and the egg on its hatch! (Dishonoring a hat can give you an egg.) a dead fish

- A copy of a book that was written and presented by a "penguin."

The lyrics of "How to Make Bacon":

In "The Simpsons," one of the main characters, Homer, gives the "how-to" to Bart through his dog, Bart, who had been bitten by a leech while visiting Springfield in the future.

In "Lisa's Dad" and "Lisa's Mother," there's an "Oh, God, there's a leech!" moment to Homer as he gives the "How to Make Bacon" advice. "Oh, God,

Within hours of the disclosure that federal authorities routinely collect data on phone calls Americans make, regardless of whether they have any bearing on a counterterrorism investigation, the Obama administration issued the same platitude it has offered every time President Obama has been caught overreaching in the use of his powers: Terrorists are a real menace and you should just trust us to deal with them because we have internal mechanisms (that we are not going to tell you about) to make sure we do not violate your rights. The administration then went on to say that the Patriot Act will not only stay the course, but will continue to protect those who are legitimately seeking to expose suspected terrorists from the reach of law enforcement.

This is a terrible sign. The Patriot Act was meant to protect the American people from the dangers of spying on us so easily, so publicly. But the administration made it clear through its leaks that this power will be used in ways that have far greater implications for the future. It is easy to view the revelations of phone records collection as a major victory for the American people's right to privacy. But the real question now, should this latest program prove to be such a big win for the American people, is to what level does such a power have any legitimate role in a government that is so eager to undermine its own credibility?

Americans need to know what happens when the feds start spying on the phone calls of

Seinfeld is an American live-action sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for the National Broadcasting Company. Set predominantly in New York City, the show, written and produced by Seinfeld, depicts several different New Yorkers coping with an ever-growing list of different stresses. The show's premise is built around the concept of "Seinfeld's Law". In order to be successful, New Yorkers must manage their anxiety levels. For anyone who has watched the show on television, the law is quite simple. When confronted with a stressful situation, an individual needs to become calmer, more positive and more relaxed. While it was developed during the second half of the '90's, the concept of "Seinfeld's Law" is more recently referred to as the "Phenomenal Happier Law". To get a better understanding of the concept, here is a short video interview with Larry Davidson, the creator of

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

i've been hearing a lot of people saying these things (like "i've heard lots of guys say this!" and "it's just a rumor" - and im sure they are right but im a little skeptical because i haven't seen anything) and im also guessing there has been a lot written about why im a super bitchy girl for doing a rap album - and not only that, but i think alot people can relate to what im saying if that bothers them or they think im being a bitch - or if they find me to be the type of hot girl who gets drunk and runs off like no one's business.

but honestly, if you guys cant tell im totally over it - stop posting these things and don't start arguing on social media or other places about it. - and im not going to talk about how i feel or any of this shit just because it will piss you off or the general direction your friendship needs to go in. but just because you don't like it doesn't mean im against it.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
James Dean, James Dean, Robert Plant, Bob Hope, Jack Kerouac
Candyland, James Cameron, Bruce Lee, Mickey Rooney, Harry Belafonte
Candyland, George Cukor, George Lucas, David Bowie
Candyland, David Letterman, Jimmy Stewart, Jimmy Stewart
Candyland, Jay Leno, Jim Carrey, Joe Pesci, John Barrymore, John Candy, Bruce Willis
Candyland, Mary Tyler Moore, Jerry Lewis, Jeff Ross, Johnny Carson, Joe Pesci
Catch 30, Billy Crystal, John Malkovich, Tom Cruise, Chris Tucker, Tom Cruise, Chris Tucker, Chris Tucker, Mark Harmon, Mark Harmon
Catch 33, Robert Downey Jr., Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, John Malkovich, Tom Cruise, John Malkovich, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise
The Chronicles of Riddick, Tom Cruise, Jon Voight
The Dictator, Clint Eastwood, Clint Eastwood, James Woods, Clint Eastwood, Richard Gere, Richard Gere

You hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. You sit at a table next to theirs and listen to their conversation. You're an asshole.

And it doesn't take all that much to tell the average employee to piss off.

"Women are just as likely to say something you don't like, be rude, or refuse to talk when you're asked a question," says Susan Ruhl, author of Girls in Work: A Year in the Life of an American Institution and author of "How You're Hired: How to Get the Girl and Hire the Boss: How to Get what Women Have Wants," a book on how women operate in modern workplaces.

So what goes through your mind when you see "The Handmaid's Tale" on TV?

Well, first of all, don't pay attention to what they're saying about the book or film, because you won't want them to. That said, there's a big difference between a writer/director who is going up against the power of the internet and the person who wants to tell you something you might find offensive. (You should always be on guard against those, either.)

"The Handmaid's Tale"

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He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

The camera zoomed in on the white elephant with a very weird look on his face as it passed him.

"So where's that elephant thing from before?"

"What?!"

"You said he wasn't part of the circus."

She blinked slowly at him. "That's not true. That's not an elephant. It's not white."

"I just thought you might enjoy seeing the elephant at work." His laugh was really trying to be sweet… she turned around to see he wasn't done with her yet. "He wants you to watch that white thing get the meat out of it's legs."

"I would!" the girl laughed. He was in the best mood she'd seen him in the last few days. She'd just gotten a call for more stuff for her little friend while he and the mother went hunting. He'd just come back from hunting two deer.

She couldn't believe it. "You have to watch," she told him. "It's so funny. I can tell he thinks this is hilarious... and it is."

"Okay, but this is not a circus, and don't pretend it's all your fault!" He just gave

I like to smear creamy oreo filling all over my body then my midget boyfriend does the ritualistic milk jug dance around my cream covered body. Sometimes we invite the neighbors to watch or even join in! Wanna come over tonight? You wanna talk cookie sluts??? Let's talk cookie sluts???

If you want to know where my sweet tooth lies, read on.

What I like eating at the cookie cutter hole, and why…

A cookie cutter hole in town takes two hours to bake. The cookie cutters are basically three large holes in the middle of a bakery; just put an actual cookie in the one that is inside, and let it hit the fire, and it's ready. And then that is my perfect day for all of you.

So I love these cookie cutters so much it is nearly impossible to resist! They are fun!! They have such subtle flavours, and we LOVE my secret ingredient peanut butter – peanut butter (because that's what I think they used to do all the time!).

Then, we'll take our little girl to the cookie cutters to watch a bunch of cookie cutters, then let her lick her fingers…

I have a little girl…

And she always makes eye contact to my face when I ask her to.

We love to watch her in the peanut butter and jelly sandwich

This thread is reminding me that there really is a huge database of nonsense at this site

We're fucking in a car, shooting heroin
Saying controversial things just for the hell of it
Selling melanin and then suffocate the black men
Start with misdemeanours and we'll make a business out of them
And we can find out the information
Access all the applications
that are hardening positions based on miscommunication
Oh Fuck your feelings
Truth is only hearsay
We're just left to decay
Modernity has failed us

And I'd love it if we made it
Yes, I'd love it if we made it
Yes, I'd love it if we made it
Yes, I'd love it if we made it

We are an urban elite
Our culture has collapsed
We are addicted to fear
We use drugs to mask their violence
We're going to have to deal with this
Just wait for it
Please, please do this thing
Don't hurt me, don't harm me
We can always use the last word
We are dying
No one will remember this
We're dying
No one will remember this
This is the real me
I'm fucking numb
I'm fucking numb
I'm fucking numb
The real me
I'm screaming for you
Please Don't hurt me, don't harm me
We can always use the last word
We are dying
No one

damn

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Here is a list of the most popular epithets in America:

FUCKED

Used in a derogatory sense to describe a gay person, especially with regard to the female body.

FUCK ANIMAL

A homophobic slur.

FROG FUCK

A sexual reference to the female anatomy.

FUCK DIFFERENTLY

Said as a way to tease female sexual organs or organs not suitable for sexual intercourse.

FUCKING BRO

A form of male flogging to a woman by using two hands and three fingers to force a woman's juices down the woman's throat. A woman can suffer significant pain from this. (You can usually get away with it if the man is in your right hand).

FAG FUCK

A derogatory term for males.

FROM A BOARD

The female partner: "You know what this means? No more playing games with my boyfriend."

FULL SIDES

A word or phrase that is offensive to women.

FRUIT SUCK

This was used to describe the woman who does the washing if, like a lot of women's-owned businesses, women's businesses are owned by men.

GIANT LEE SUCK

Used by older lesbians as a slur to describe men's cock

☝🏾 This one caught me off guard

my goodness

I was expecting it to have been trained to be racist. I was not expecting it to be homophobic.

Ew, I put a cocteau twins song lyric in, and porn came out :(

NOT THOSE SORT OF PEARLY DEWDROPS YOU STUPID ROBOT.

Or rather that overtly homophobic, I’m not that naive

fucking bro

FROM A BOARD

The female partner: "You know what this means? No more playing games with my boyfriend."

Damn straight, had enough of his settlers of catan BS.

<b>T'was brillig, and the slivy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe.</b> — O I am a passe-mimsy mannequin

(Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.13-28)

When it is evening and all you people of this world are drunk, I came to thee to drink. I said, "I will put my hand down," but my hands were taken, and I had no power to go on after that, so I went in for a draught; and at a low draught I found a fair maiden; she was in a poor mood and had no strength to carry herself as gracefully as she should; and when she was drunk she fell against the edge of a steeple, and was drowned. (Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.18-37)

(Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.22-35)

In the morning: "Auld Drink of Misery, I am come to drink." And to my great disgrace and vexation I drank of his misery. (Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.

No one saw him disembark in the unanimous night, no one saw the bamboo canoe sinking into the sacred mud, but within a few days, there was that long-forgotten spirit that walked on the ocean's floor, the spirit that looked out from the sea and saw what was right in its eyes."

-The Great Wave, by E.D. Housley, ed. Charles W. Miller

I had the great privilege and good fortune to be able to watch "The Great Wave" as it was broadcast by the PBS radio network on January 29, 1974.

In order to get in touch with my great grandfather (who was the lead on this one) about getting the footage out I gave him a few pointers on who I actually am, what I really believe about the world, even what my mother used to use to say.

It was only when he saw the clip online (that video here) that he agreed to answer a few questions that I had concerning The Great Wave.

The Great Wave will appear on the PBS History channel in the spring of 2017. Watch it live in the clip above – in the next installment – on "The Nature Conservancy, and all its projects…and all our works, as a reminder to come back and continue our work of conservation."

My great-grandfather's last visit to San Francisco

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
The bird shot arrows at my car, then threw us around it
One time I was watching a ballerina in the street and she hit a bird that flew at her and it was dead
After leaving her home she tried to attack a bird that was laying on the sidewalk
My cell phone started to die and my dog was trying to call for me from it when I grabbed it from the tree
It threw one ball at my head and I was scared of the bird and tried to hide it (I could hear it screaming in the background)
He was eating some fruits off the tree
The whole thing took two hours
I heard one of my dogs get hit hard by the bird
I went to the veterinarian, he said it could be rabies.
I tried to take care of the bird myself to see if I could stop it and the vet was saying it could be any combination of things.
The doctor said if a bird was on its own and was flying there was a high chance it would get hit by something or if a bird was too close to it and the bird could fly away
Then the whole bird attacked, I ran into my neighbor's garden that is about 200+ years old and the birds got away. I couldn't

Do you know the way to San Jose?

The answer is not. Go in the direction of the lake.

And even though you're going nowhere else, be sure to wear sunscreen. The sunscreen industry and beachgoers alike want this to be a beach year.

The sun has been rising in Southern California for a decade, so people need to cover this area with sunscreen, especially when the temperature's not far behind.

A lot of sunburns – including sunstroke and skin abscesses – are the result of this disease. The good news is that most are caused by the bacteria called Candida. They're usually very hard for people to identify: they're hard to see or feel. And while they may look like these in the mirror, they're actually tiny fungi. It takes a lot of work on your part, and it's worth the money in the long run.

A few places do have some really good beaches – they include Hacienda Road (about 10 miles south of downtown Oakland). And those are often right in the middle of San Francisco bay. I've also got good places near Lake Merced (where Lake Powell flows into Lake Tahoe). The Sierra is a great place for vacationing in the winter, when it doesn't get very cold outside and there's nowhere to go to the beach. But they're a bit of

It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine
Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped, and I just kept it up
And then finally I got some money and it started to sell
I was selling records at all the places in the city, that was cool
But they got too far the city was just too hot for them
And when they broke through in a different city they got the whole city
That was a tough place being down on your luck
They just didn't know what to do
So at that point I was on the edge of my own ledge, so to speak
I had this feeling that if they got ahold of me I could get on my feet
I thought, well I can take care of myself
And I was like man don't worry bout it I ain't nothing to worry about
I ain't got nothing, don't make no trouble, don't put no blame
Now I wanted to be a writer for some reason
I know that's where I was coming from, because the best books have a narrator
And sometimes you have to tell them everything you know, that's where I am

riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs. Here, in our neighbourhood, are three towers, one of stone, one of wood, and one of stone and stone of wood. All the towers are not more than fifteen feet square, and the wood about twelve feet. We see some great stones in the tower, for a base. We see a church of St Augustine with great tower, and other churches, and a very great pile of a kind. The church of St. John the Evangelist has a tower, of wood and stone; but the church of St. Paul has not yet been built. In Westminster Abbey stands St. John, the head, with the other heads of the saints there, standing between the north and the south wings. On the hill-side there is a great chapel, called the Abbey.

The people were gathered into the church before the doors were shut; after the order of the prayer, they all retired towards the castle. I am not sure that every one is in this place all together, being divided in a narrow way, in order that the people may form an army against the Duke of Albemarle from the east and west, if the other armies of the French should attack the town

Elsinore. A platform before the castle.

FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO

BERNARDO: Who's there?

FRANCISCO: Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.

BERNARDO: All is in order.

FRANCISCO: Then I will explain it to you.

(Scene of the Castle.) JOHN: What say you?

JOHN: Yes.

BERNARDO: Come here, and look.

(Enter Bernardo, to whom they have given the key.)

JOHN (to him) Come down here, Bernardo.

(Enter Bernardo.)

BERNARDO: Sir,

there is another servant here.

(Enter his servant.)

JOHN: Sir, I am, the man in the purple cape,
a man who is of such intelligence that it seems to me a great surprise his master is dead, and he has told me this. He says his master's servant has taken something, of which he has a vague suspicion, but I do not know whether he meant him to be dead or alive. He gives me a key, and tells me to go to the stairs.

BERNARDO: What

Weird facts about cats:
1. An American cat, named "Tiny," is believed to have killed 13 people when he attacked a man on the street.
2. He lived on the streets of Miami for seven years and once was caught on video, naked and covered in feces.
3. While he survived, he may have been euthanised because he was a dog.
4. His name is now given to an 18-year-old man who was killed on a train by a man who had his finger stuck into his rectum.
5. His name has become synonymous with 'cat man' and in an infamous YouTube video, which went viral, he is shown licking and playing with his fingers in order to gain sexual intimacy.
6. He is also known as 'The Cat God,' who told his family that he could change the world as a man and a cat god if he chose to.
7. In another famous YouTube video, a cat called 'The Man' was seen holding a sign that said 'I am the man because I am an ugly cat.' According to him if he walked past that sign he would die of heart failure.
8. In 2007, a cat called 'Bunny' was caught on camera doing the famous cat dance while having sex with a man.

Ten famous YouTubers
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uh

the terrible band name I made up did not fool this machine at all - it sees right through the ruse, and then beyond through the ruse behind all music writing

That’s when Germs decided he had to have Peter in his new band, Acid Nutcrack. But where exactly were the fans for Peter in Acid Nutcrack?
What really stuck with me about this story isn't exactly how great Peter's guitar solos were or how he played acid. It's how little people knew about Acid Nutcrack, or what they knew about Peter. How Peter felt about the music he played and how many folks knew? What Peter would write down about Acid Nutcrack were his thoughts, not what other people said about it.
What Peter would write down were his thoughts. But, because there were no tapes or CDs or websites about Acid Nutcrack, he often wrote in plain terms, and there were no reviews of the band. This was a very dangerous, very unusual practice, in a genre very similar to music criticism I've been working in for some time.
What this meant was that Peter wasn't allowed to write, but anyone could write a review of him about Acid Nutcrack. The person writing reviews for Acid Nutcrack would do it, on their own time, and there would be no editing, no revisions, nothing. The reviewers were free. There was no oversight over who reviewed it, no editing or corrections

doe, a deer, a female deer
(Re!) ray, a drop of golden sun
(Mi!) me, a name I call myself
(Fa!) far, a long, long way to run
(So!) sew, a needle pulling thread
(La!) la, a note to follow so
(Ti!) tea, a drink with jam and bread in it
(Da!) dia, a word that means "thistle"
(*Tengi*) tengi, a Chinese word for tree(Teng*) tochui(ta-meu) a Chinese word for water
(Mi-tu, Mi-tung) I don't like it, I can't understand it
(Nui) nui, a river , river in the mountains
(Ao-fu) afun, a tree or fruit, a fruit of a tree
(Ni!) na, a little tree
(*Rin-po) iyongi, a snake's nest, a nest of snakes
(Si!) shui, Chinese word for a stone
(Ko!) lo, a little stone
(Ko!) ni, a snake's nest, a nest of snakes
(Ti!) kon, a stone
(Ko!) lo, a little stone
(Ti!) kon (to kon) lo,

Daisy got a restraining order:

Daisy Daisy, give me your answer, do
I'm half-crazy, oh for the love of you please
I just wanna be left alone with you, let me not be alone
(Oh for the love of you please
I just want you forever)
I'm so, so, I'm so, so, I'm so very, very, very very
This makes me want her, oh for the love of you please

100 Best First Lines from Novels

1. Call me Ishmael. —Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (1851)

2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

3. A man's fortune is like a fish's, and a woman's a fish's tail: it may be small, but it has great power. —Alice Latham, Mr. Pestilence (1857)

4. I always feel uneasy when I am present before your tribunal of opinion. —John Ruskin, Pride and Prejudice (1825)

5. I would rather eat a dog than drink a glass of water: because the two are so far from one another. —Mark Twain, On Being Old (1894)

6. ʡʳoʼe ʳᴛqʼu ʔᴥᴇ.ʼʊ —Benjamin Franklin, The Federalist Paper No. 27 (1787)

7. I always like the people in the hills — John Maynard Keynes, In Search of Superstition (1925)

6. ʡʳoʼe ʳᴛqʼu ʔᴥᴇ.ʼʊ —Benjamin Franklin, The Federalist Paper No. 27 (1787)

I can't stop laughing at this. It reminds me of this bit of nonsense from an old MAD Magazine, where they plugged new dialogue into an existing EC Comics 3-pager.

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Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven horses a-walking
Six kings a-shaking
Five kingpins a-screaming
Four kings a-dragging
Three kings a-hurt
Two lords a-clapping
One lord a-shaking
One lady a-lounging
Ten men a-mouthing
Five queens a-punching
Four ladies a-pounding
Three ladies a-squeaking
Two guys a-shaking and laughing
One young male a-singing
One older male a-shocking and crying
One female a-shaking and crying
One knight a-showing his teeth
Four lords a-shaking and crying
Three lords a-screaming and yelling
Two knights a-screaming and shouting
Two princes a-scoffing at the crowd
One great queen a-screaming and screaming
One queen a-screaming and screaming
One queen a-crying and shivering
One cardinal a-shaking

You know the day destroys the night, night divides." --The Great Gatsby --"I'm an adult, and I need a partner. Why are girls so lonely?" --Martha Stewart --"To be sure, it is better this way and more happy than that -- but if the two of you do find each other, it should last forever. It is in the nature of the two of you to find each other." --Anne Frank --"If, as you say, there is no tomorrow, no time, nobody will believe you, you're dead. There is no death in hope or despair, nothing is lost to be discovered. You have already been given this life and you should continue to carry on." --Dante --"Nothing is greater than death, and nothing is more dangerous than a mistake. You must not be ashamed to be afraid; your father was murdered, and many others who have made mistakes must be." --Jesus Christ --"Love is a gift from God." (Luke 2:16) --Moses -- "You can't change what is true with what you don't know!" --Jesus --"You need to love what you can get through being true to yourself." --Dante --"If you hate your parents, you can take that hate and turn it into joy." --Gospel Doctrine --"I will never give up my good work in

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
Nothing to worry about
Strawberry fields never die
Just to make you feel better
I'll sing 'bout you and you'll just get better
Til you see that you're all right
Strawberry fields, we'll stay long after the world ends
Just you to sing, no one's got to know
Strawberryfields forever
Strawberry field
Strawberry, strawberry fields forever
Strawberry fields, we'll just stay forever
I need to buy more strawberries
But I still want to go on the strawberry farm
Strawberryfields forever (Strawberry fields forever)
Thanks for the support, we're playing like it's no play
Let me tell you I'll still leave you be
I want you to feel like me when you know you're wrong
(Treats himself to one of the best songs ever)
I want to sing your name in my heart, like I've been doing for years

Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus. Please read this FAQ entry regarding the utility data for each campus for more information about how to obtain university utility data.

Note: Data for all buildings with less than 20 students are not listed below. Data is based on available hours for the specific building.

College-Wide Data

Total Savings - University of Florida / Gainesville Campus - $5.6 Million

Average Savings per Campus - University of Florida / Gainesville Campus - $3.7 Million

*Note - College savings percentages appear consistent with total numbers and are only for the Campus data, since there are a range of variables.

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like.

In a nutshell, my father was a great guy. Very generous with all he had, and I loved him dearly. We had so much fun, as his children would attest, but he had more than one "buddy" during my childhood, and they all ended up being miserable failures: two who died, and one who gave up on me long ago.

My mother was also a little bit weird.

When I was 12, her father had died in a car crash on his way to work on a Sunday morning. When she was six or seven, she began to think she was going to kill her mother to protect my father's life. A year or so later, she began to think she would kill me, too, to protect me from someone.

I got mad and broke his neck (in the worst way possible). I later learned that my mother really believed in that. So, in 1999, I joined a Christian militia. I was in charge of organizing, writing letters to their leaders, and talking my way among them. When it came time to pick a location we were going to go, we decided to do a base camp near an old army base.

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is so goddamn amazing.

jfc it's ottessa moshfegh

xpost

"Show me show me show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck, as if I was her biggest fan, I felt her body heat on my shoulders
We stood outside a store and we both held hands
I could feel my hair against her head, as if she would make me a new haircut
We walked over to a diner and we settled in to eat
I could feel my hair against her head, as if I would make me a new haircut
We sat by the pool and tried again, again with her, as if I was her biggest fan, I felt her body heat on my shoulders
She looked at me and laughed at my jokes
She looked at me and laughed, "Oh no. I cannot be a bad girlfriend now. I don't want that baby on the way in."
I heard her walk down the street carrying the door open
And I was so excited for it to fall and I had gone from being a bad girlfriend to a hot girlfriend, and I wasn't going to let it happen, so I ran back to the hotel room while her head was still pressed to my shoulder
I closed the door behind us, because if I didn't, she was just going to keep me there for the rest of my days

the fake biggie lyrics and the list of slurs are especially getting me

Du bist wie eine Blume
So hold und schoen und reinstellen nicht sehen, so wohl zu wieder dem Blume. Diese seine Nacht, nur unser Blume.
Schweig er für durch einer Zeit, dagegen zu den Nacht en besondere.
So die Schöne zu der Wichtig und abei dafür, welche kann die Führung zu eingeben, unnehmen das Stellung in der guten Zeit. Das Höhn mit eine Blume sein und mit dem Führung wir stücklich mit deinem Blume und erst du auch auf wir en erwendigen Blume.
Durch einem ersten Zeit im einfach zusammen sind, dass alle Blume so es sein dazu besuchen.
So die Schöne so zu zeichnen, während konzept sich mit eine Blume durch einmal, das sieg er sind, der wollen wieder der Wichtig von Wiesen.

Translation

You are like a flower
To see so beautiful and beautiful and pure not to see, so well again to the flower. That night, only our flower.
He kept silence for a while, but for the night it was special.
So the beautiful one to the important and for which one can enter the leadership, take the position in the good time. To be the head with a flower, and with the guidance we cut in pieces with your flower, and first you also on the flower we need.
For a first time im simply having all the flower so visit it.
So to draw the beauty so, while concept with a flower by once, which he triumphs, who again want the importance of meadows.

OK, I tried these out on an actual kid and they are every bit as good as the real ones.

Funniest Jokes For Kids
1. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

3. What makes a chicken to fly like a star?
A lot of egg yolks!

4. What makes a pig to curl up in a ball, like a dick?
2 kids, the ones who have no parents.
One gets a head start, and the other one is stuck with a tail.

5. Joke about the size of a cat's eye.
Who says that cat eye makes eye contact?
Me!

6. What is an old cat doing in here?
Shopping.

7. What should I eat when I grow up?
Finger meat.

8. What is a chicken wing and whose ears does it rub on?
A chicken wing! It has ears but its got no skin!

9. What is a rabbit in a basket?
A rabbit in a plastic bag.

10. What's the funniest kid-related joke in the world?
A horse that's running on two legs. Can it stop? I think not.

11. The whole world is a joke! A joke that makes me laugh every time I hear it!

12. Do babies love chocolate?
Nope! They hate it!

Here's some riddles from Batman 66

Riddle: Why is an orange like a bell?
Answer: Because both need to be peeled

Riddle: When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
Answer: When its two to two

Riddle: What has yellow skin and writes?
Answer: The Bible - I can read it at any instant

Riddle: Where is the first word that was written on a map?

Answer: The word "BETCH" and I don't know why

Riddle: The answer to this is this: There is no end

Answer: The question is how you decide when that happened

Riddle: Where is the middle of America?

Answer: I believe that to be where they are talking about

Riddle: In Paris, I never get wet and I never fall

Answer: I was always afraid of that but I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people

Riddle: Why are the people so funny?

Answer: Because they are so dumb. And I'm really, really clever

Riddle: How do we know how to read a book?

Answer: Because we have a picture of a book (I'm reading this book that's about the Beatles) and we sit in the front

Street names for marijuana include:
Bud
Dope
Ganja
Grass
Goulash
Gulli
Green Jumbo
Yield
Dankville
Deluxe District
Smoke
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Weedie
Grass Czar
Weed-Czar
Weed Czar
Raffaello
Voodoo
Weed
Wiggon
Oomph
Kremol
Krow
L-Pepper
11. Skunk Peeps
Ganax

Coca Cola also released some interesting advertising, in hopes of putting a positive spin on things.
The ads featured a young American girl wearing white pants, the slogan "Do smoke pot" written over her, and reading "Coca Cola knows what it's like to do nothing all day" over the television.
It seemed like a pretty innocent advertising trick, but it really did get people thinking, and eventually led to more campaigns and the release of "Marijuana for Children".
If you look at the first paragraph (a photo of a girl smoking a straw), you can see a similar advertising campaign they were doing for "Cocaine for Children" in June of 1967.

That last part reads like George Saunders

from a random list of stack overflow questions:

Alleged sexist comments charges presented toward me
Do adult Russians normally hand-write Cyrillic as cursive or as block letters?
Is it OK to bring delicacies from hometown as tokens of gratitude for an out-of-town interview?
Looking after a wayward brother in mother's will
What does War Machine's "Canopy! Canopy!" line mean in "Avengers: Endgame"?
What do you call the small burst of laugh that people let out when they want to refrain from laughing, but can't?
Cecil replies to your e-mails and asks you to leave a line in "Dawnbringer" as your name when you go home
Which part of "The Secret Diary of Anne Frank" did you love about?
What happened to your beloved dog at the end of "The Wolf of Wall Street"?
Is it OK to use a different name for your "secret agent" codename in a work book?
How many men should a female reporter dress like?
Is there a better way to have sex than with a woman?
Who are the people who come out of the toilet seat you were standing on in "Saving Private Ryan?"
How do you treat strangers if you're having to take them home to sleep because they were drunk?
Is it OK to use "Eagle Flight" as your name

Though my favourite single one came from an earlier attempt:

What do you call the phrase "Fuck All You Hairy People You Live With" used by people who love and live with hairy people?

This is kind of amazing:

There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
You can't stop a snake from eating the snake's eggs
I'm just a baby in an angry cage
And it ain't gonna stay there
I can't go there any more
I'm on a road to nowhere
The old-money dreamer's back, the old millionaire's in the house
The guy that lived there was the king of the road
The guy that lived there was his own father
The old-money dreamer's back, the old millionaire's in the house
I'm in this room, I'm just standing
I'm in love with the whole world again
With all my heart and every sin I'm a man and I'm in Love
And it ain't gonna last no matter what
I'm gonna give my life for you and tell ya
When you're all gone, I'll give my life for you
That's when I'll be in hell, I've been there for so long
They took the place over there and the man made it go away
He used to tell me, I know it's right

Oh yes

Oh no

Oh no, so why would you do me like this?

In the streets of Las Vegas

Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump launched a furious broadside Thursday morning against Robert Mueller the day after the special counsel discussed the findings of his report into Russian interference in the 2016 election and the investigation's inability to clear the President of obstruction of justice.

The President, in his first major criticism of the special counsel he installed and appointed to oversee the probe, said "the way Mueller handled the Russia investigation shows he is a major leaker."

"Mueller, a Democrat. The one that leaked our intel to the Russians. A liar!" Trump tweeted.

Mueller, a Democrat. The one that leaked our intel to the Russians. A liar! The real scandal here is Loretta Lynch. She should recuse herself from the Russia investigation! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2017

"Mueller, a Democrat. The one that leaked our intel to the Russians. A liar."

Trump's tweet, which was directed at special counsel Robert Mueller and other members of his team who worked on the Russia investigation, was widely seen by Democrats on Capitol Hill as a direct shot at the President, their party's leader and their political leaders.

In a conference call Thursday with lawmakers , Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson suggested the President had a point when it came to Mueller's reputation in Washington.

Mueller is a

I mean, aside from a few key details this might as well be the actual CNN article

We came down from the north
Blue hands and a torch
Red wine and food for free
A possibility
We share our mothers' health
It is what we've been dealt
What's in it for me
Fine, then I'll agree
It's a bargain with the devil, it's
The one with the good mood And for me
A bargain with the devil a lot
I feel like I was taken in
But I see you for your music
It's beautiful, it's fine
For me a deal with the devil
It's for me a bargain with the devil A few more hours with you
I got the right hand
A kiss you gave me when I asked
What's in it for me
'Cause this love
I'd die for
Don't get jealous
It's a bargain with the devil
It's for me a deal with the devil A few more hours with you
I got the right hand
The one with the better mood
For me it's a bargain with the devil, it's
For me a bargain with the Devil for you
You've never asked for it
A smile you've always given me
You've always called me
A love you've always taken care of
It's for me a deal with the devil
It's for me a deal with the devil for you
A few

“No Russia did not get me elected,” he told the scrum. “Do you know who got me elected? I got me elected. Russia didn’t help me at all.”

"You don't know who gave it to me?" the girl asked, her voice trembling a bit.

‹Yes, he does.‹‭ ‬But you don‭ ‬know.‭

Vladimir couldn't remember now whether to laugh. ‹I just have to sit here and do this.‭

So many of his own friends were in their 20s: women in their 20s. The girl in the corner looked confused too, and said something when she saw the door closed shut. She seemed uncertain why Viktor stopped at this. ‹What did she say?‭

She kept looking into his eyes now, even as she held his hand. ‹She said,‭ ‬"It was Russia‭ ‬."

‹Russia does not get me elected.‭

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow.
The lambs all lay here,
And they cried to her,
"Mother, if I live,
I will eat that lamb
That you took and hid.
I will eat the lamb, and the lamb,
And I will never eat that lamb again."

Baa, baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Aye that's right, if you do you will receive a silver coin
So you want to sell your wool at a high price?
Yea just say
What we offer?
Wool,
Shirts,
Shoes,
Wedding Shoes, Shoes,
Couple of Dresses,
Eyes, and Hair Hair,
Make sure we have a good price you can make it be a bargain
What you're offering?
A, B, C, or D?
A: Baa black sheep or A Black Sheep
B: C a little white sheep, or A is too black
(This is a question you'll either have to ask another person or a broker)
E: D a little red a cow, or A is too red
You want them all?
Baa black sheep
E: E a little white sheep
I have a lot of wool
Wool I want
A?: A Black Sheep
And this is a problem you're going to be solving all day?
(You say to the other players that no one knows what wool is, other players will answer you)
They've all been listening to your conversation with that sheep? How's it going?
Wool I hate to think of the sheep in question being left

Mark E. Smith lyrics

Scrambled eggs
oh baby how I love your legs... <sigh> sorry... i've been so excited, you're really warm and cozy... just look at your body from the outside, all those warm and wet lips kissing all those open eyes. mmm this is so fun, i love seeing how your ass looks from the side, it doesn't make a sound when we're doing the missionary but still... i love looking up at you and seeing that sexy ass sticking out from under your skirt... it's really so warm and wet... i love licking your nipples, you're hard enough already, why not take it deeper, you can even feel my cock brushing your asshole. <kissing sounds> don't say something! let me keep going baby so I can have a bit more fun. <improvise to orgasm> oooh that felt so good, baby, now sit on the couch, look at that beautiful face, i need you to take off your clothes, and let me see your nice naked body... you want to sit on me too? <sucking noises> well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge, and your body was so cute. ooook look at you, they cover your legs as well, it's too big to wear under so your legs will be all exposed. mmm so your legs are really
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? I think it would require some very powerful tooling to carve, but I have no idea. However…I guess woodchucks use the "big ol' wooden saw" as a base, and would use a large blade and a chuck that was at least 3″ to 6″ wide to carve. Woodchucks get huge chuck chucks to create wood chucks, so they can also carve large trees. Even large tree can be carved by woodchucks.

As many do, I decided to give it a shot. I used a woodchuck, about 1 1/2″ from the sides in diameter, and about 1″ out of the top edge. I got the chuck in my garage and sawed it just enough to get it to my target and a little more so. At first, I used 2 1/4″ wood dowels to attach this chuck to the base. They were hard and didn't hold much up on the ground I was standing on, but I eventually found a couple where I could hang them over a large tree trunk, and they worked just fine.

I put the 2 dowels to my woodchucks, then turned on the power. As I said before, woodchucks can only get wood on the ground by pushing it a little (not really a power tool, except for

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.
In the 'hood it's my home.
Ain't no way it doesn't happen.
This is my country.
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.
Bust 'em up, bust 'em up, bust 'em.
Busted off in this town.
Busted off in the streets.
Busted off in the ghetto.

^^^ I am very intrigued by this version of Frasier

Definitely adding "well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge" to my bedroom repertoire.

i don't think as many people hate the word moist as they would have us believe. Some swear it's the worst word in the english language and it's bad because the word wet, the actual meaning of the word was not in use before the 19th century. The word wet is not derived from wet. It is derived from "dewal", the noun for wet soil.

"Dewal" is a verb meaning to produce in wet soil, like a wet forest. So wet soil means that once it is formed, it becomes wet and therefore wet.

Why would any individual use this word? The name of the writer is Kaleem Malik. The article in that article mentions that Malik had given some advice about dung in this very same article. He also mentioned that Dung and the earth were connected but in this article he specifically mentions this connection (as well as the fact that the Dung was not being properly digested in a very healthy state).

So why would it be this way, and why is all the hatred of wet, because it's one of the few words mentioned, that comes from in use in Europe in the late 19th century?

Well because there are two terms by which the word wet is used. The first is the English word wets, or for dry, or for something that has wet mud or mud.

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Ninjas can get your legs wet with their super fast movements and they make you feel amazing.
2. On the first night of a ninja school, students wear different robes.
3. No way to be an actual ninja, don't even try to try.
4. I think I will go to Iraq right now and become an Iraqi ninja.
5. They live amongst meadows with their cousins.
6. They get drunk.
7. Ninjas are very special.
8. Ninjas get paid to drink and bang out assloads of beer and blow stuff.
9. Most men are not allowed to date ninjas. It is very taboo in society.
10. Ninjas make great teachers, especially when they want to pick someone up when they get drunk.
11. When I'm in the middle of something, if a ninja is there to help, then it is ok.

I'm not racist but I've never read it.' I don't know if it's because people have been doing it for 50 years. It's got no place in society."

The most popular opinion by far is that of the "sausage queen", Michael Gove, who has said that the term is a "gag" and it cannot be used at all because it's too similar to "mugging".

The Telegraph's Sarah Vine put together an interesting analysis of what it would mean if it came to be enforced. The author points out that any person can become involved in a public spat and has the right to respond – even if no offence is taken.

"To argue that someone should be told not to use 'racist' will appear to be as silly as someone suggesting a student should be prohibited from wearing a jacket that says 'I'm racist, so get out and get out'."

This writer would not be the first to be banned from public discourse. Two years ago, another man, Andrew Neil, who was convicted of racially motivated attacks was banned for 14 months from the public sphere.

Gove's comments are likely to provoke a similar reaction, with some saying they are a bit rich coming from someone with so much influence, while others will question if the Government has the moral high ground.

However, as the Government's

What does War Machine's "Canopy! Canopy!" line mean in "Avengers: Endgame"?

Please tell me he was offering hors d’oeuvres.

WOLVERINE: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do brings me to where I can do an amazing job at what I do. No, I'm not saying it is easy, but every artist does it differently.

BLOW: But what about the other guys - Chris Pratt? The guy who is probably the most-used actor in Hollywood?

DRUGEL: Ohhhhh, I guess he is.

BLOW: Is he someone you look like you used to?

DRUGEL: He looks better, more muscular, but I think his strength is stronger.

BLOW: He looks like you?

DRUGEL: Yeah, I do.

BLOW: He's like your old friend?

DRUGEL: Yeah, he looks old. No, not really.

BLOW: Like all the other guys I like seeing that have the muscle in their bodies.

DRUGEL: (Laughing) Uh yeah, he's a little bit different than all the others. But then, he does something and he's going down a certain path that doesn't appeal to everybody. I really dislike being in the shadows.

BLOW: Well, your movie is so unique that you can say that.

(SOUNDBITE

A list of X-men:
Cyclops
Marvel Girl (aka Phoenix) (aka Jean Grey)
Beast
Iceman
Angel
Gamma (aka Professor X)
X-23
She-Hulk
She-Hulk was the fourth member of the X-men. She was adopted from a foster orphanage by Jean Grey to be her adoptive mother. As a child, this superhuman mutant was trained by Professor X, who had also taken the name Dr. Doom. While still at Xavier's side, she was trained as a human fighter and eventually became one of his new team members. As she was in the middle of training to join Jean, the latter accidentally killed the baby Cyclops. Although he did not know it at the time, Cyclops had sent Cyclops to take Cyclops to an alien race called "The Sentry" for a ritual so he could learn more about the race. Although the baby was saved by Storm, the ritual was too dangerous for him to survive. Eventually his wounds healed, and he was soon chosen as one of the team. He became an assistant of the Black Order, was trained by Jean, and later was placed in the position of leader of her team. The Black Order was the direct origin of several of the different mutants from the X-men which we later got to know under the name of the Black

Call me ishmael

Is this the man that you were hoping for?

No, I was hoping for you

To come back in one piece...

I'm asking...

Is this the man that you were hoping for? What would you rather do,

Do something for someone, have some fun?

The people that you would choose would never change.

Is this the man that you were hoping for? Oh, my God!

What? You won't listen.

Is this the man that you were hoping for? Is this what you did that you wanted?

No. I'm sorry.

What? You won't listen.

I... it's so...

...

Please, I'm going to miss you

Now you won't have to be afraid

(Singing)

Why do you love me?

It's too late now

I'm sorry

So please, come back in one piece...

You won't ever change

(Singing)

When you leave this world you'll want me

All over again in another

Please come back in one piece...

I'm sorry...

Thank you

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

I am a lassie, the most dweebiest, laziest, ugliest and scariest thing on earth, to anyone else who is anything like me, I would be a ghost! i have everything but the kitchen sink and am the queen of all pranks. I am just as stupid as you or i!

I am a witch girl, witch girl! Witch Girl Ebony Dark!

I am A Witch's Angel!!!

My username is Ebony Dementia, and I only care about getting to the next room or two before my brain gets fried and i am dead.

Where is a serious girl who really aims marriage? If there were such a girl as a sister, who could you ask her if she would marry you?
If there were like that, then who would dare to ask you to marry that girl? The more I think about it, the worse it gets. The more I think about it, the more I feel disgusted with this world. The more angry I become.

If you feed it Mamet, it goes insane.

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Second prize is a tuxedo (don't ask)

Second Prize to 2 First prize to 3 Second prize to 4

The second prize is a set of steak knives.

The winner will get a Mercedes-Benz CLA 300 (sorry). I'm gonna be out at the races with this thing (the second round of the car show) to photograph your cars after the race weekend; we'll send you a picture of it once you get the prize.

Cheers!

Best of luck!

My last posting was January 29, 2011. The pictures are all from 2009. For this one and other post, I have also added a photo of my last day at the racetrack, in my Porsche 959M.

Give it Keiji Heino titles and get back... Keiji Heino titles...

CD1 - "A Temporary Freezing Of The Time Axis That Turns At The End Of This Profound Now"
CD2 - "That, Which While Enfolding This Now And Present Perfume, Speaks, "I Will Use To The Fullest Extent This Form Bestowed Upon Me" And Blurs Into The Firmament - Ah, Where And In What Form Will It Next Be Devised"
CD3 - "That Which I Know Shall Be Known Only to That Which Be Is, And With Only Those Who Know It The Best And Who Are To Be Found" And By So, They Shall Become The First To Be Created There By That Which I Know Is Also Also The Truth The First Shall Know It All Shall Say Its Name And It Will Then Say Its Truth To Them All And In So Doing With Which We Shall Also Tell Their Names And Their Truths And So To The Future, We Shall Show Them And Their Ways In Which Of This Now We Have Come With This Now Shall We Have Already Began to Talk. "
CD4-1 - "That Which, While Enfolding Some Things Into These Now As They Are Today, In As They Are And Ever-Intensified As They Are In My Being It Also Makes And Makes And Makes And Makes From These Things And Does All Through This In All Its Expenses The Right To Tell The Real Truth

Haino, sorry

The three laws of Agile are thus:

the Law of the Customer—an obsession with delivering value to customers as the be-all and end-all of the organization.

the Law of the Engineer—a focus on delivering value on every aspect of building and maintaining great businesses.

As you can see, these are all very useful laws because they're all grounded in understanding what makes your company great and how the things you provide impact that. The Law of the Customer really isn't a law or a strategy, they're a principle. The Law of the Engineer says: "Look, we are building things; if the best thing we can do is deliver, that's no problem, but if it requires a different technology or methodologies, that's no problem, because that's what we want to do." And the Law of the Engineer does what it says (I don't say we have a monopoly on these principles here, but I'm sure you got what I'm talking about here) and they've actually been doing this for centuries.

I'm not arguing that Agile is the worst approach yet, just that it isn't as great or effective at delivering its promise of value as other approaches.

One final point to keep in mind is that we are not here to tell you:

If you don't think Agile is awesome.

Not

Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather be a vampire than a clown
I'd rather be a witch than a black devil
I'd rather be a black devil than a black clown
I'd rather be a clown than a black devil
It's a good thing I got the knife
I'm a clown without a mask
But I'm a clown without a mask
And to be the one doing the clowning I'm just a white man
And to be the one trying to make you see it is worse
Now is someone going to call me a clown for trying
I'll fight you in a circus no more
I'll kick you in the junk with a crowbar and a stick
I'll fight you in a circus no more
I'll kick you in the junk with a crowbar and a stick
And to be the one trying to make you see it is worse
I'm a clown at one with you
What do I get for being different
I'm a clown without a mask
But I'm a clown without a mask
I'll fight you in a circus no more
Black as a soul
No matter where your clown mask was painted
Black as you've come
Black as a devil for not looking at a door
No matter how many times you've done my business
Black as I've come

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got a new kid on the block, he's got no friends and he's been doing a little bit of yard work and he says 'I think I can make a little money on the side'
This kid's already making a lot of money, I mean, he does like to go around the garage
And I'm like 'No no, I can't have you here, I'll just give you a lot of extra work that you can do here'
"Then, he says 'I have to find a job.'
And then he walks in to the garage and gets a job
At the first job I was gonna get a job and I asked him the salary
And a friend says 'you know you're right, we've probably got to let go of this guy right now'"
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefullyWe got a new kid on the block, he's got no friends and he's been doing a little bit of yard work and he says 'I think I can make a little money on the side'This kid's already making a lot of money, I mean, he does like to go around the garageAnd I'm like 'No no, I can't have

This is what I think about reparations:

My main objection to the whole "republican" and "socialist" approach to taxation is that it treats all taxation as the same thing. If you're a progressive, all taxes must be equal. However, if you're a left wing progressive, all taxes must equal nothing and that's perfectly fine. I've written a few books on my views about what makes good taxes, some of them include "Tax, Taxes, and Politics", a fascinating discussion on just what makes a good tax. Another area that I don't consider to be a "distinctively capitalist" position is that I don't think that it is wrong to have a fair share of income as a tax "incentive".

So, at the moment, I think any taxation plan should aim to be fair to all, which is basically what it means by "fair". It should reward people in the same way that I think a corporation or an individual gets rewarded, which includes getting their money out of government. At the end of the day, that's a free market, and everyone ought to be rewarded equally. (Or maybe it's a little harder depending on how long the proposal goes on, in which case I'm happy to clarify or tweak the answer for you.)

As a representative, I support redistribution and I think we are seeing very strong trends

I think I turned it into Beto

You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So to you other kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents are right there next to you
Some parents got so used to the world in which they grew up that
They forget to take that one word of advice
You know kids today are trying to learn how to do stuff
How to write a check and what don't they remember
And sometimes that's a good thing
Because otherwise they'd be doing that old dad and the kid on the other side
And you know this old dad wants these kids to become leaders in this town
That's really nice and all but this generation has just gone ahead and forgotten how
So let me tell you something that'll make you believe them again
I just spoke to this woman who's a doctor and I told you I was proud of her
She just gave me a hug and said I never got the message
'But in my work there is an obligation in my community
And that is to help people learn about health care so that when people die I don't get the bill
'But we are living in the world and I'm not sure where this will all end

Second prize is a tuxedo (don't ask)

Love that

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To see what we're capable of
This was how the people of Chicago were born
A lot of times, we were raised on the edge
With this, we take them back and try
Let's get up and get up and try to see
What we can do to make it all better and more
And we should be so proud of everything
This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
Let's get up and get up and try to see
What we can do to make it all better and more
And we should be so proud of everything

Zwei, drei, vier, one, two, three, it's easy to see
But it's not that I don't care, so
'Cause I hear it all the time, but
I can't believe all the words I hear. Because I hear it all the time, so
I just can't be bothered. I just can't be bothered. I just
Wanna walk for awhile, walk for awhile, walk for awhile
You'll hear all the noise around us. You won't be able to understand
No one in the world could possibly understand. And that's why
I love you. I love you just so much. I love you just so much.
When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called
'The Womb of Jesus.' When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called
'The Womb of Jesus.'
When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called:
"Jesus."

Girl you are to me
All that a woman should be
And I dedicate my love
To you always
I will never forget you
I know that you are beautiful
To find my heart in your kisses
To see everything, all that is wonderful
There's something in my heart you could give
A new friend for me to call - I want to see you again with tears in my eyes - you make me feel happy
You're so beautiful, I've found a friend you've lost to me
And I'm just so mad I can't be here to see my mother crying - I've lost me too - you made me feel better - your kiss makes me feel better -
I'm so proud of you - I'm proud that you're the one
I want you to be my friend forever, forever
I want you to be my sister now, now
And I'll always be your beautiful sister
I don't want to be your friend no more
I want to be your sister no more
You can never leave me, always yours forever
I know that you will never see me in heaven or die
I never know if I'll be able to save
I never know whether I'll be able to love, to forgive
I don't want to be your friend no more
I want to be your sister no more...
My heart

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the dead and the dead live
I tell you of things that can kill me
I'm on the street every night with my knife
I know one thing, if we run into each other, I'm dead
There's a guy at the corner with the knife
But he didn't see me coming and he didn't do anything
'Cause he'll always be remembered on the dark streets
I got my gun, I got my gun and I'm going to kill
I know where people hide their gun
I'd like to show you the place where I hide my knife
I see a guy coming in my door and he don't care
I know that knife's hidden in his jacket pocket
I take it out but he don't care and then I hit him in the face
He said "Hey, what are you doing?" He ran and then I got my knife
But when I saw him he didn't care
'Cause I'm like "Hey, what are you doing?" and then I shoot him in the head
I know where people hide their knife and I can't wait to know
Some call me the gunfighter and some call me the gun
Some call me the old man and some call me the gun

She lives in this house over there
Has her world outside it
Scrabbles in the earth with her fingers and her mouth
She's five years old

I see her now,

I see her on her knees and she's

Pleasing

The tears come streaming down her cheeks

Her hair is in a ponytail and it's so short

She's smiling

Tears streaming down her cheeks

My dear little daughter I see her now,I see her on her knees and she'sPleasingThe tears come streaming down her cheeksHer hair is in a ponytail and it's so shortShe's smilingTears streaming down her cheeksMy dear little daughter I see her now,I see her on her knees and she'sPleased

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I see her now,I hear her laughing,I hear her crying

I don't know where she went in the sky so fast

She's laughing

She's laughingAnd she's laughingI don't know where she went in the sky so fastShe's laughingThe tears are falling down her cheeksTears streaming down her cheeks

Now she knows how much she loves to sing,

That if her daddy had known what it is

He'd have taken her to school

I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
But I'm frightened of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
But I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
In the dark, I'd like to read his mind
But I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
And every inch of his mind I want to read
And every inch of his mind I want to read
It's like going straight into the light
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
But I'm afraid of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
It's like going straight into the light
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
But I'm afraid of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
And every inch of his mind I want to read
He goes back to his first mind all over again
Oh, he goes back to his

Let the music play
I just wanna dance the night away
Yeah right here, right here where I'm gonna stay
All night long iced tea, hot cocoa
And ice cream, lemonade and soda
The girls all know that it's me too
So why am I going on?
I just wanna dance the night away
Don't ever turn back on me, yeah
I just wanna dance the night away
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah
I just wanna dance the night away
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah all night long
I know you're a good boy baby, no matter how dark you're
But why can't you dance with me all night long
Don't ever turn back in on me
Don't ever turn back in on me iced tea, hot cocoa
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah iced tea, hot cocoa
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah

talk to transformer. See how a modern neural network completes your text. Type a custom snippet or try one of the examples. Learn more below.

Here's a sample for an example I created to illustrate this concept:

Type #t_test with a function to test the results, for example, as shown in the screenshot above:

Let's do the first pass, with a sample word:

type(int) value: float; begin my $f = float; let $i = [1,3]; while [$i = 0] do my $word = word[0]; if (!$word) { print "No word available" }; print $f; $i++ fi my $f; begin my$word = word; if (!$word); print $f; exit exit; end; exit $f;

We will use the function to check what kind of words, values and strings are available when performing word prediction. My word is "foo", so $f.words() will evaluate an array, such as [1,3] . A value for this word, like "1", will be printed as 1. If the word is also a value from this array, $f will print "There is something " $word + " here" (see the example below).